Defeat The Godmodder

[Daskter]

Focused 3x Well then the entire Sc2 army including buildings will retreat into another dimension to lick their wounds and come maybe during a better time where their just so weak.

For their is too many hostile elements that they cannot withstand so they will retreat untill the order is called to return and fight once more against the godmodder

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

I'm not sure its even possible to loose the game at this point, the peacekeepers'll just kill the godmodders stuff if we're in trouble.
Has this really never happened for any player groups before us, the creation and subsequent ignoring of a snowballing loss-guarding entity?
seems weird.

Click to shrink...

Ehhhhh, they don't kill the godmodder stuff specifically tho.... If we somehow get a V entity with millions of attack, they could help, but they won't hurt the godmodder stuff, even if we are about to lose. /null

1/2. Nooooooo my precious!!!!! Don't dieeeeeeeeeee! I place shields on both Grog and Pike. Someone kill the turret kill it, kill it KILL IT!
3. I load a .44 magnum, and level it at Sunbreaker's head. No mercy for the traitors. Only death and despair. I fire the gun.

 

[JOEbobobob]

I coulda sworn what they said when they turned was like "We can grow, and that's let us survive. we're going to stop fighting for now so we can grow, but if things are ever very very bleak and you're nearly dead we'll come back and save you yo." or some such
.nul.

 

[hungry visitor]

I feel even worse, seeing the generic unit with an utter lack of creativity. It goes away. Pillar men are also lame.

A beginning of a great depression?

Edit: The lack of creativity made the unit even stronger than the meme-pillar men. I feel cheated.
Something needs to change. I feel like the soul of the hexagonafield lied to me. I feel... the feeling that drove me to write the fake dop. I wanted to say: look at this. This is how it is done.

Arrogant but... this aggression towards my entitys... how much money did piono really give to moniker?

I feel the ragequit. But I can resist. For now.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Anti-Aircraft Turret! Simurgh, attack Eevee shadow bacon!"

1 Action: I place a forcefield around the Simurgh.

2 Actions: I heal the Simurgh. The crystalline flesh grows back into a humanoid form.

(OOC: Action Checklist:

[ ] Heal/buff the AG Foodie (U)
[✓] Attack/debuff the PG Foodie (U) (Done by W32Coravint)
[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh (Partially done by me)
[ ] Fully heal Grog Strongjaw
[✓] Kill Darshelenas Sunbreaker (Done by Ranger_Strider_)
[ ] Kill Eevee shadow bacon (Partially done by me, will be partially done by the Simurgh)
[ ] Destroy the Anti-Aircraft Turret (Will be partially done by the Second Scarlet Prince)
[✓] Kill the Generic Entity (Done by Page of Time)
[✓] Attempt to damage the Godmodder (U) (Done by hungry visitor)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

 

[hungry visitor]

A last drop of spit into those soulless eyes... if this only did not give the tyrant more power I would go for it...

Will this even count?

What can I even do?

Attack the godmodder?

Make dumb jokes?

...

I create a unit that uses psychological warfare against the godmodder. After attacking the godmodder or failing to attack this unit will commit suicide to prevent being controlled.

This video tells everything about this unit you need to know:

Edit: double the speed for maximum enjoyment

 

[EternalStruggle]

I'm not sure its even possible to loose the game at this point, the peacekeepers'll just kill the godmodders stuff if we're in trouble.
Has this really never happened for any player groups before us, the creation and subsequent ignoring of a snowballing loss-guarding entity?
seems weird.
/null

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That assumes they'd help.

They officially announce that, as of today, they are their own INDEPENDENT entities. Captain.cat has been good to them, and they hold no ill will towards him. However, they are no longer under either his command, Corebrute's command, or MoogoesCow's command. They are their own independent entities. No, not entities - PEOPLE. Beautiful, plastic people. And they have set themselves towards a new goal: To watch over this war. Not as fighters, to bleed and die on the battlefield, but as spectators. Their primary strength has been their ability to keep growing their power, and that's what has let them survive so far. So they will sit on the sidelines, growing and growing, until they are an overwhelming force. Then, if the war ever gets too terrible, if an entity is summoned who is an even greater threat... then they will be strong enough to intervene.

Click to shrink...

They're a "break glass in case of doomsday" button. If the Godmodder is winning, they'll probably continue to sit on the sidelines. Unless he wins by like unleashing something super deadly and horrible (and OP) on us.

Meanwhile, the man looks at his ship, then at the Charge Booster, then at the Charge Stones. Nope, too risky to use any of them.

...

Ah what the hell! It's bad but also just the one. Gotta take risks sometimes.

Using one Charge Stone, the man finishes his long awaited upgrade bay.

20/20

FOCUS - IT IS DONE

With the grinding of what passes for tectonic plates on the field, the area previously marked slides away. The cracks between hexagons become a full, jagged canyon, which in a shimmer of distorted light is filled. Holes become apparent, a tunnel network of sort paved with metal, going deep into processing bays, laboratories and material storage and retrieval areas. Panels hid mechanical assembly arms of various dexterity and finesse, along with a few outright NanoLathe projectors and other construction devices. Then, another haze, and it was covered by a mechanical landing strip across the top.

The Apex turned, engines flaring with blue light, and it flew over at high speeds towards the new Shipyard. It cut the drives soon enough, gliding down gracefully on its antigrav plating. As it got close to landing, the steel plane shifted, docking towers and magnetic holding clams rising from the surface to hold the kilometers long warship in place. When it was secure, the hiss of escaping steam emerged as the platform descended below, grinding along its tracks until it was at the bottom of the canyon, the entire thing entering the underground. A solid energy shield took its place, protecting the contents of the facility. If it was to fail, then the results for said contents would be... messy and explosive, but should it not then great things may be done.

The panels slid aside to reveal their precious equipment, which extended out and got to work. Hidden manufactorums churned to produce the equipment required for many upgrades, shipped by varying methods to other open entrances to the underground construction network, were specifically place arms moved the bulk cargo to where it was needed. An efficient, self-contained construction bay, or more accurately an upgrade one. Work began immediately, and the man smiled. The culmination of his work, this would ensure the success of the Apex long into the future. Hopefully everyone just ignored it from now on, he had no intention of ever letting it leave. He needed it to grow and grow in might, after all. He teleported away as the Repair Drones linked in to the control network so that they could aid the yard in its duties. So began the cycle of upgrades.

Shipyard-
Relatively high health.
No attack or independent abilities.
The Apex can dock with it (the result of its 'Upgradable' special) and receive upgrades. Upgrades usually require a few turns in the Shipyard, but can be fairly effective in empowering the vessel. Repair Drones help with upgrades, and so the more of them there are the faster the upgrades go. While docked, the Apex cannot attack or use any other special abilities. It can dock or undock once per turn as a free action, before its normal action (so it can undock and shoot or dock and get upgrades on the same turn).

First upgrade is Macro-Holeum Matter, a material that allows for lossless storage and transfer of energy that's as tough as the armor on the ship. With no separate power storage or conduction needed, the Apex can be redesigned into a near-solid block of armor and weaponry. Naturally, this notable increases the ship's HP.

 

[Winkins]

(RP)

A last drop of spit into those soulless eyes... if this only did not give the tyrant more power I would go for it...

Will this even count?

What can I even do?

Attack the godmodder?

Make dumb jokes?

...

I create a unit that uses psychological warfare against the godmodder. After attacking the godmodder or failing to attack this unit will commit suicide to prevent being controlled.

This video tells everything about this unit you need to know:

Click to shrink...

All four of my ears(two cat ears I gained from using the catmancer class) proceeds to bleed in the attempts to block the the psychological terror that's mixed with the GORGEOUS singing voice. I turn to look at the figure to see what kind of being could sing like that. Only to have my eyes bleed as well.

I clapped all the while.

 

[hungry visitor]

Pain sometimes is joy. Joy is sometimes life. And sometimes the loss of life is painless. What does this say about bleeding?

Well... be happy. As long you bleed you are still alive.

 

[Moniker]

Pulling out the half-finished Entity Requisition Form I summon up a Super Pencil. I quickly use the eraser on the Super Pencil to erase the existing information from existence and then write my own information on it to complete the Entity Requisition Form.

Spoiler

Entity Requisition Form
Use to request withdrawal of entities whose claim tickets have expired.
Name: CaptainNZZZ
Initial entity entry update: 48
Claim ticket expired update: 60
World ID number: 02138520
Entity Name and original stats:

Mysterious Tower
22,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Zombie immunity

Light Crystal
10,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn

Crypt of the Ancients
5,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Helps summon undead entities, summons four weak skeletons (100 HP, 250A) per turn

Eagle Spawner
8,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Summons an eagle (1,000 HP, 500A) every turn

Please submit this form at the appropriate desk to receive a processing pass.

Pocketing the complete Entity Requisition Form and the worrying note I turn as my clay golem is kicked out of the closed stall. Hearing whoever is in there call out I say, "Well I'm here. Tell me, are you doing alright? There wasn't any sound coming from the stall you're in beforehand after all."

Click to shrink...

You now have a complete Entity Requisition Form!

???: Sorry... sorry! Didn't mean to scare you! Just, I haven't talked to anyone in a long time...

???: It's good to see, or, uh, hear someone else here. I... is it all right if I just... talk for a bit?

You say yes.

???: Well... I saw everyone else out there, they looked like they were dead inside, so I ducked in here to get a moments peace. And... I couldn't bring myself to leave... and go back out...

???: I think... I think I died. So that means... you probably died too, right? Do you remember dying?

???: ...

???: Am I going to become like everyone out there? I don't want to spend eternity in heaven, hell, or whatever this is just... sleeping...

They go silent.

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Evacucorp Lobby, Floor 1:
Help Desk
Bored people
Frowning person(examining fake half-finished Entity Requisition Form)
Side door(Employees Only)
Digital counter(number #1,890,432,617,995)

Restrooms:
Closed stall(occupied)

Entity Processing Lobby, Floor 2:
Ropes/Attendant(Blocking way in, wants processing pass):

Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has complete Entity Requisition Form)

Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

You now have a complete Entity Requisition Form!

???: Sorry... sorry! Didn't mean to scare you! Just, I haven't talked to anyone in a long time...

???: It's good to see, or, uh, hear someone else here. I... is it all right if I just... talk for a bit?

You say yes.

???: Well... I saw everyone else out there, they looked like they were dead inside, so I ducked in here to get a moments peace. And... I couldn't bring myself to leave... and go back out...

???: I think... I think I died. So that means... you probably died too, right? Do you remember dying?

???: ...

???: Am I going to become like everyone out there? I don't want to spend eternity in heaven, hell, or whatever this is just... sleeping...

They go silent.

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Evacucorp Lobby, Floor 1:
Help Desk
Bored people
Frowning person(examining fake half-finished Entity Requisition Form)
Side door(Employees Only)
Digital counter(number #1,890,432,617,995)

Restrooms:
Closed stall(occupied)

Entity Processing Lobby, Floor 2:
Ropes/Attendant(Blocking way in, wants processing pass):

Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has complete Entity Requisition Form)

Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler

Click to shrink...

"Hmmm, well I certainly don't remember dying. Judging from your suspicions of being dead though I'm guessing you wrote the note I found in the trash can over there?"

While I'm busy talking to the unknown individual in the closed stall I test if I can charge while away from the HEXAGONAFIELD.

Rubbing my chin I continue to talk to the individual in the closed stall, "I'll be honest, I'm not sure if you'll become like everyone else here but I imagine that if you keep doing something that isn't dealing with that line you're less likely to become...whatever you call that."

 

[Page of Time]

The cheery girl gets a call on her cell phone.

???: Maddison, for christ's sake! Where are you? I thought we were gonna go on a damn date!
Maddison: Sorry, Damien. I was floating around when I got sucked into this planet and there's this guy, some [ERROR] guy like [REDACTED]. You mind coming down here to help me?
Maddison: Wait why is [REDACTED] censored?
Maddison: Regardless, we haven't been in combat since the Daemonic incident, come on! :3
Damien: God damnit Maddison.
Damien: Whatever, I'm coming. Good thing I didn't reserve a table yet at this resturaunt.

Meanwhile, Maddison (which is the name of the girl/young woman) FOCUSES!

She forms an M202 FLASH in her hand and fires all four rockets at the Generic Entities.

 

[Moniker]

"Wizard, School of Divination Portent Feature.
After each long rest, roll two 2d20. Record the results. Then throughout the day, you can expend each result to make that be the outcome of any one attack roll, saving throw, or ability check for you or any creature you can see."
My rolls where, when I rested to regain my spells a few rounds ago (when I was spamming steal.), a 1 and a 20.
First, I roll my "GET HOW IMPORTANT TEAMING UP WITH ME IS THROUGH THIS IDIOTS HEAD" Check, and set my roll to Nat. 20 with that feature.
As such, Altair is guaranteed to agree with me that its better to make sure we are not, in fact, currently in the clutches of Lucifer, a Known Ally of the Godmodder with the EXACT SAME TEXT COLOUR as the announcer, unless he is on Lucifer/the Godmodders side... in which case the check wouldn't even roll and I'd still have the ability to chose another roll to land on 20.
Second, I cast Another of my Many scrolls of maximized empowered elongated persistent timestop.
the spell "Gate" requires one round (time is stopped) and a diamond worth at least 5,000 GP.
how much is a GP?
using modern values of various items, we might say that 1 GP is worth somewhere between 15 cents and $200 in $US.
I proceed to buy 10 spyglasss with 150$ each.
I transfigure the first 5 into a single diamond for the spell, and sell the other 5 for GP with which I buy 1LB hourglasses to make back the lost $.
Then, I cast gate, and summon a single Efreet, before saying that as long as the first 2 wishes are satisfactorily completed, it can do with the third as it wishes so long as that does not interact with me.
I proceed to create 50,000 GP's worth of candles of invocation with the 2 wishes. that means 5.5.
each candle of invocation is another Efreet, and everyone is too frozen to stop me. candle count multiplies by 5.5 each instance, and as such max wish count does.
once I have 30 or so Efreet to use, I cast plane shift, and teleport to my pocket dimension, and do another time stop scroll. then I cast gate on Lucifer. everything since the word "Second" was in the middle of Announcer saying "time??", halfway through. Gate's description says "When you cast this spell, you can speak the name of a specific creature (a pseudonym, title, or nickname doesn't work). If that creature is on a plane other than the one you are on, the portal opens in the named creature's immediate vicinity and draws the creature through it to the nearest unoccupied space on your side of the portal. You gain no special power over the creature, and it is free to act as the DM deems appropriate. It might leave, attack you, or help you.". it does not say it is counterable, so lucifer is pulled through. I return to the main world without time stop ending, do various other Wish spells, and wait for it to end.
Time Stop ends.
If the announcer stops mid-"time??", he is Lucifer. I telepathically inform Altair of this gambit, and he should realise that his best chance is helping me.
If he does not, I inform altair that nevermind the announcer probably isn't Lucifer.
If Altair does not decide to help me when given proof that the announcer is Lucifer, he is probably on Lucifer or the Godmodder's sides.
If the Announcer isn't Lucifer, then I give Altair one last chance.
"I'm giving you one more chance here. stop trying to fight me. Nothing good is coming from it, and I'm willing to wait for any favours for quite a long time."
if he accepts, the battle ends.
otherwise...
"..."
"Why is Everyone here who isn't a player..."
"A TOTAL DUNCE?!"
All my wishes where conditional.
my Wishes said that if Altair agrees, the Wishes should involve helping me fake out the security, obtain the infinileaf clover, and teleport it to where Altair wants, and ensuring he will... eventually... do the favour I wish.
If he disagrees, the first Wish deals 10 ability damage to Altair's Int. the other wishes do the same until his Intelligence is 0.
Intelligence 0 means that the character cannot think and is unconscious in a coma-like stupor, helpless.
if he has over 150 Int the wishes don't start dealing ability damage to Int, they try Each of his other stats consecutively( not consecutively really since only the one that'd work, works.) until it wprks, in the """Order""" of Wis, STR, Dexterity, Charisma, and Constituency.

This means that, most likely, the instant after Altair rejects my offer, he becomes a Mindless, gibbering Idiot Dunce.
if he has over 150 in all stats, the wishes try again with Level 8 (thats the level of wish and the level wish can mimic) Ego Whips. for a psion to cast a level 8 spell, they must be level 16. this means they can invest up to 20 Power Points into each casting (base cost of 4 + their level).
as such, the Ego Whip does 1D4 charisma damage, then another 1D4 for each 4 levels 2 levels of the spell. that means it does a total of 5D4.
as well, winning the saving throws is nigh-impossible when the whip is so high-level.
so Altair requires about 300 Charisma to survive this contingency, and he needs 150 in everything to even reach it.
Another cool thing Wish can do.
You undo a single recent event by forcing a reroll of any roll made within the last round (including your last turn). Reality reshapes itself to accommodate the new result. For example, a wish spell could undo an opponent's successful save, a foe's critical hit, or a friend's failed save. You can force the reroll to be made with advantage or disadvantage, and you can choose whether to use the reroll or the original roll.
last turn, I failed to account for the possibility of Altair attacking me. as such, I clearly failed my Wis check for strategy. I reroll that check and retroactively bought "invincibility". but that would mean I'd be dead right? he did do slightly more then half my money with his attack after all.
No, because clearly Altair made his attack roll before, and I failed my dodge roll.
I reroll both of those, and if his roll is still better then mine, I reroll my reflex check to use the Divinations portent feature to set his attack roll to a natural one, meaning he guaranteed failed.
In summery, I have now retroactively used invincibility last turn and dodged any dodgable parts of Altairs attack.
This leaves me with, what, 10 more Wish spells?
"Wish: Retrieve my offered blade from oh-so-long ago. like, when star was still around."
"WISH: Return my scrolls of stolen time which mirror burned."
"...Wish: cast Gate with the target "SrovyCopySeven"."
Lets get on with it.
Scroll of stolen time Uno, used.
Blink. Blink.
two slashes appear in altairs side.
he turns to my new location and gets ready to block. my hand flashes right, held at a right angle horizontally, palm open.
Blink.
I flash forwards, my hand now straight ahead of me, burning with the light of long forgotten stars, clamping down where Altair was mere moments before.
but the heat still burns him.
I fly through the air on my momentum for a moment, before spinning in air spontaneously, gathering a blade of Celestial energy and accelerating, slamming it into Altair.
"I Do Know one thing about you, Altair."
"You either Resist the HOLY word, or you aren't a Demon."
"of course, there are other words, but I can't use them... oh wait, right, Wish."
"Wish x2: Preform the Neutral and Unholy words on Altair with no other targets"
Blink. my position shifts again, Legendary blade flying straight at Altair and slamming into the ground where he was moments before as he rolls out of the way.
Blink.
I land, skid, grab the blade and dash forwards, slamming into Altairs defences.
the blade and whatever he blocked it with crackle with energy.
"RELEASE."
the world seems to almost stop for a moment, like a game that lags from too much happening at once.
and a Wave of elemental force rockets out and about a quarter of the speed of light--- too fast for any mortal human to dodge.
I'm still using my scrolls of stolen time, was prepared, and Blinked immediately, opening a portal in front of me even as I land. that saves me from the brunt of it... also the invulnerability power up helps.
Altair Might still be alive with all that extra $ tho.
I snap my fingers, and the blade, previously having fallen from my hands and clattered into the abyss, reappears in my hands, glow largely extinguished, and points at the maelstrom of energy. the energy is all sucked back up.
I blink aside as altair attacks where I was 1/5 of a second ago.
the sword in my hand glitches.
"What, did you think a weapon known as the "Legendary Blade" would be a sword? =) "
it shifts forms a few times and settles on a scythe, seemingly of solid bone. my clothing shifts, my skin fades. I seem nearly fully bone, my clothing now a cloak.
"I Suppose I am your death. you are simply too stupid to live."
at that moment I remember all the ability damage I did to him. so does the universe's rules. he crumples to the ground.
I glide towards him, and Reap.
Coup de Grace
As a full-round action, you can use a melee weapon to deliver a coup de grace to a helpless opponent. You can also use a bow or crossbow, provided you are adjacent to the target.

You automatically hit and score a critical hit. If the defender survives the damage, he must make a Fortitude save (DC 10 + damage dealt) or die. A rogue also gets her extra sneak attack damage against a helpless opponent when delivering a coup de grace.
Helpless is the status one recieves when a stat is at 0... except constitution thats an instakill to have 0 of.
I proceed to Coup de Grace his face, then Coup de Grace his left finger, and continue until I have Coup de Grace'd every part of his body. He'll be fine, he only lost all his money.
all of these Coup de Grace's where empowered by my weapon being a legendary one-of-a-kind superweapon empowered with a shard of my sword which I can call to my hand at will and is literally indestructible (if it where somehow cut apart with portals or some such, the damage'll repair in moments.) which also enchanted with every possitive enchantment known to doydoy.
one more Coup de Grace (Altair somehow made all the fortitude saves to not die instantly).
Altair is now Alive, but with negative hit points.
he's not bleeding though. that would be dumb.
ENTITY ORDREDs
Lastly, fred, somno, and seven are on standby. if Altair still has $ left over, they finish him off. (Fred using hold person, Somno hitting him with his staff, and seven doing some magic involving sawing him in half.
Otherwise, they work on making sure I really will obtain the infinileaf clover...
And on making sure that the sidequest does not immediately end once I do.
I prefer the clover placed in a more difficult to obtain position in exchange for a favour in the distant future to the clover being on the battlefield.

Click to shrink...

As you activate Time Stop on Lucifer, his numerous protections activate. The first being simple redirection. Somewhere, some poor regular human named Lucifer is dragged into the plane with you! You are unable to prove whether or not the announcer is Lucifer.

Finally, after all the convincing, Altair takes what you've said into account...

Altair: You know what? Okay. Fine.

Altair: If you'll stand down, and let me take the Infinityleaf Clover, I'll do the favor you mentioned. I can't do the entity-related favor, since I have no idea where or what "hexagonafield" is.

Unfortunately, a match here can only be ended in defeat. Altair uses one last stab with his knife, taking your remaining money. You are not immediately teleported out, thankfully.

???: Thank you, contestants! It has been a great match this evening, and it looks like our final winner is Altair! Altair, do you have anything to say to the audience?

Altair: ...

???: Thank you for your silence! Now then, please step into the elevator to head to the top floor and receive your prize - all alone, no minions allowed! You may taunt the loser if you wish.

And then, silence. Everything seems quiet, now that the battle is over. Altair turns back to you.

Altair: Well... I'm open to negotiation on favors now.

Altair: Don't worry about me up there. I can take care of myself. And I'm sure you trying to come with me could only backfire, anyways.

With the battle over, Fred polymorphs out of golem form. Soon, he'll probably be sent down to where everyone else went. But after seeing all the commotion over whether or not the announcer is Lucifer, he has something to say.

Fred: Wait, you don't where we are?

Fred: You know we're in hell, right? I've figured out by now you were an outsider, but I thought you'd pick it up on your own.

Fred: This is the place gamblers like us are condemned to. Every day, we mine, and receive a daily pay of $100. When we've saved up $1,000,000, we can come here, and gamble years of work away in the hopes of being able to escape.

Fred: A lot of people thought there might be plants, but... well, I know now!

Fred: The announcer almost certainly isn't Lucifer. I'd assume one of the upper-level management demons is overseeing the game.

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A portal opens up, presumably for your usage. It will take you back to the HEXAGONAFIELD.

Anything you want to say or do before you go?

Casino: Arena floor:
Fred
Altair
Somno-like golem
Lucky 7
Exit portal
Winner's elevator

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
CHARGE:8/10
I dedicate all 3 actions to increasing my charge.

 

[W32Coravint]

ACTION ONE
2/5
ACTION TWO
The anime girl realizes that the MTF member is literally helping her.
Anyway, she picks up a few gallons of chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid, wonders why the PG Foodie's dinner prep wasn't completely ruined by the fact that she completely trashed its kitchen, and proceeds to pour the chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid on the PG Foodie. The chemicals burn through its shiny new pan, set the PG Foodie on fire, and set fire to its kitchen.
ACTION THREE
3/5

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I start building a contraption, stealibg 2 charges from my larger one [5/10]

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

ACTION ONE
2/5
ACTION TWO
The anime girl realizes that the MTF member is literally helping her.
Anyway, she picks up a few gallons of chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid, wonders why the PG Foodie's dinner prep wasn't completely ruined by the fact that she completely trashed its kitchen, and proceeds to pour the chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid on the PG Foodie. The chemicals burn through its shiny new pan, set the PG Foodie on fire, and set fire to its kitchen.
ACTION THREE
3/5

Click to shrink...

"I'm not actually helping you. I'm tolerating you. Plus, containing you isn't really my job, and now that you're here, you can't really be removed. Better you than the creator of Halcyon Light Beta."

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS

With the help of the Redirifle, I place as many attack blockers (the type that stop outgoing attacks) on the AA gun as possible.

 

[JOEbobobob]

First, I freeze freds vocal cords when he would be saying "Almost" so his sentance becomes "the announcer-- Certainly isn't Lucifer."
"Altair, how about building such a mech wherever and telling me where it is so I can send it to where I want? Alternatively, you just owe me a favour until further notice and can pay me back later, I'm not in a rush and you're probably going to be busy with defending the infinileaf clover for the next while."
"Fred, I admit I hadn't actually realized it was Hell. I sort of just assumed it was run by demons while being somewhere normaler"
"heh."
"But hey, since Altair decided to not fight me, I have a few spare wish spells!"
"And true resurrection is a spell from bellow the 8th level, so if you like, I can resurrect you."
"And hey, maybe if you're good and lawful enough while you're up there, you can change your afterlife from hell to limbo, or perhaps heaven?"
"Sounds like an improvement to me, but your choice. "
"Also, though your description of this place implies you probably don't, if you have any good friends you'd like to bring with you then I can resurrect them too."

Somnogolem turns back into somno, and joins up with seven to get ready to go back to the hexagonfield. if fred wants to come with me, I offer to give him some defences and suggest he doesn't engage in combat or anything until I give him a whole bunch of defences, and maybe his own mech suit if he wants me to.
oh, and somno Cuts Through The Lies on freds slightly altered statement, and if I can use another spare wish to help with that, also Cuts Through The Lies on when Altair said "me take the Infinityleaf Clover", to see if he's really going to end up taking the infinileaf clover. if it returns a quantum superposition of the two, I inform him that he should take more precautions but there is, at least, some chance of him succeeding (because if he'll succeed without me doing anything it'll say his statements not a lie and I won't do anything, so its self-consistent. if he'll succeed with me doing something it can't say his statements true because paradox and it can't say its false cuz that would lead it to be true so paradox, so it has to return a quantum superposition saying it could go either way, prompting me to help him more. quantum superposition would never be chosen if "he is tell truth" is self-consistent though, so the only way for me to decide to try to help him is if he'll fail if I don't help him.

If nothing interesting comes of this stuff (cut through the lies doesn't say its Lucifer and says Altair will succeed) Then off I go, back to the hexagonfield, with somno, Seven, and possibly Fred (and even less likely-ly but still possibly a friend of fred's) in tow.

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

The shabby young man gulps as the man he tried to steal the heart from gets ahold of what looked like something very, VERY powerful.

I start building a contraption, stealibg 2 charges from my larger one [5/10]

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He was also super disheartened when he saw the person absolutely ignore him, despite the accidental damage. Wow. How pathetic.

The man just stands there as he watches the figure work on their contraption, lost as he has no idea what to do next. He could try to sabotage them, but... it looks like no one else if freaking out about them. In fact, after getting a good look, he realizes the Resolute Heart Wasn't even a real heart! Or even a real FAKE heart! Pretty freaking fake if you ask him.

Awkwardly, the young man just wanders off, still keeping an eye on Eevee shadow bacon as he walks away.

Too much of an eye, because then he runs into... something.

It was really freaking generic. So generic, he was pretty sure that it either had no real form, or was just a green cube. What?

He doesn't have time to ponder on this, for then the Generic Unit attacks him! WHAT. WHY?

The man responds by running, uncomprehending of the Unit's hostility. He ducks and weaves throughout the chaos, but the Generic Unit is hot on his heels. He even tries to cut through a kitchen at some point, trampling some weird, powerful food monster that seemed to be trying to cook Zombie meat in the process. And yet the Generic unit seemed determined, driven by some purpose that honestly scares the young man.

And then he runs into THAT GUY.

The freaking Godmodder.

He stumbles back, the two looking each other in the eyes. The Godmodder sees a pathetic, insignificant being, too wimpy and slovenly to be of any threat. The Young man sees an ungodly, disgusting THING radiating pure power, the power warping time, space, and even perception to give off an aura of magnificence and unstoppable power.

And then, when the Generic Unit interposed itself fiercely between the young man and the godmodder, it clicks. This unit was serving the monstrous being, and the monstrous being, clearly, hated him.

Oh. Well shit.

The young man could feel, deep down in his bones, that running from all of this wasn't an option this time. The godmodder was looking hungrily at his soul. His SOUL.

And like a switch being flipped, the young man's eyes hardened. Oh FUCK THAT. NO motherfucker was getting his soul. He shifts into a combat position, ready to beat a motherfucker into the ground.

The Generic Unit, however, has other plans. Seeing the hostility towards its new master, it lunges at the young man. It's stunned when it takes a punch head on, no hesitation, none of the nervousness or anxiety there anymore.

The black coat with orange stripes along its arms and an interior orange lining suddenly envelopes the Generic Unit's vision. It feels its world flip upside down before crashing into the ground with a bone-crunching thud. The coat is then retracted, going back on the young man's shoulders. He takes but a moment to zip it up a bit, but soon he's back in a fighting position, stretching out his hand and taunting the generic unit to come, come and fight him if it dares.

 

[Srovy]

I is join maybe

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

I attempt to Paradoxify Cards from the Void between Worlds

I then Use up my 2 other actions to infuse some healthy Vegetables with Anti-anti-antidotes and after making the Flavours in the Resulting Vegetables balance out any imbalances in the AG Foodie , I paste them at the AG Foodie

 

[GamerXZ]

So, are you guys still accepting players?

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

So, are you guys still accepting players?

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Always and forever my friend

 

[GamerXZ]

Always and forever my friend

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Cool, so we still fighting the Godmodder too? XD