Defeat The Godmodder

[JOEbobobob]

my information is why its useful for me if you answer my questions with random choices which can be true or false by your choice. if you truly do not wish to accept that deal, then you can point me to any rival of yours and I can prove they have done illegal things, if they have done any, allowing you to be free of that nuisance. if none of these deals sound good to you, trust me when I say I can pay you back many-fold once this gambling is done- I didn't bring as much money with me as I should have, and obviously can't retrieve it while I'm here, but once this is over I can give you ten million dollars instead of the 500k you asked for before.
other then dealmaking, I continue my plan, though I'll just set the one on the blue platform to autopilot instead of destroying it so I can still talk to frank i mean, fred.

 

[Daskter]

welp i throw i small beacon that is calling for marine support, theres no way the army can grow without a decent reinforcement 1/10

Scvs are building another barracks

Action
A wal of supply depots suddenly surrounds the army protecting it from damage.

Also one of my command center used to be an orbital but it turned back to SCV production, it loses the extra hp that comes with being an orbital?

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I set up a Rancho Relaxo on the blue platform. Time to wait and see what happens.

 

[pionoplayer]

I think that for now I think I shall leave the actioning to my trusty improbability drive. Even with King of the Hill having been a horrendously terrible idea oh my word.

Action 1:
The improbability drive begins charging up:
1/3 for airhorn.wav

Action 2:
The improbability drive whirs and clicks and whistles
2/3 for airhorn.wav

Action 3:
The improbability drive dings, and something else begins moving towards the battlefield.
3/3 for airhorn.wav
Expending...
Somewhere else, a soldier is equpping themselves with gear. A helmet for protection, a jacket for that cool camo look, and pants because you don't ever want to forget those. Boots for stomping and a gun for shooting. And a catchphrase selected for when someone gets pwned.
They step up into their transport vehicle, and begin the long drive towards the battlefield.
The jeep bounces and jostles, but the soldier doesn't feel it, they're somewhere far away... thinking about something else.
Finally, after a long period of time the jeep winds its way up to the battlefield, where many great warriors and beasts have been brought to fight each other for the fate of this world, and probably of others.
The jeep pulls up to a stop a distance away, stopping on a hilltop created by the craters and piling up of debris that's come from this battle.
The soldier steps down out of the jeep, and readies his rifle...
And then charges directly down into the middle of the conflict, dodging between spider legs and gunshots, weaving over and around potential dangers and whooping all the way.
The player thief sees the charging players and darts across the ground. Towards or away from, it doesn't really matter. The player thief is in the soldier's sight.
He jumps in the air, and spins around, the cry of "THREE SIXTY NOSCOPE" rising into the air.
BOOM! HEADSHOT.
The now headless player thief flails around, confused by the fact that it lacking a head is such a big deal since it presumably never had one, but chunky salsa rule.
If the player thief is not targetable right now the attack goes to one of the void spiders.

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$4,000,000 on hand.
I decide to move myself towards the edge of the Red platform, still standing on it, so I can make a run for the other platform if needed. I also send JOE a million so he has 3 million just in case this is the wrong platform.

 

[Moniker]

my information is why its useful for me if you answer my questions with random choices which can be true or false by your choice. if you truly do not wish to accept that deal, then you can point me to any rival of yours and I can prove they have done illegal things, if they have done any, allowing you to be free of that nuisance. if none of these deals sound good to you, trust me when I say I can pay you back many-fold once this gambling is done- I didn't bring as much money with me as I should have, and obviously can't retrieve it while I'm here, but once this is over I can give you ten million dollars instead of the 500k you asked for before.
other then dealmaking, I continue my plan, though I'll just set the one on the blue platform to autopilot instead of destroying it so I can still talk to frank i mean, fred.

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Fred: Sounds to me like you have nothing to offer but a lot of smoke. I don't have any rivals, unless you count the other gamblers here I need to beat. And "I'll pay you back when we leave" is the most classic of ruses.

Fred: This is my third time here. I've been here three million days. I wasn't born yesterday, so don't try to pull one over my head!

Fred goes and stands on the red platform.

I set up a Rancho Relaxo on the blue platform. Time to wait and see what happens.

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You're on the blue platform!

ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$4,000,000 on hand.
I decide to move myself towards the edge of the Red platform, still standing on it, so I can make a run for the other platform if needed. I also send JOE a million so he has 3 million just in case this is the wrong platform.

Click to shrink...

You give JOEbob $1M! You look down on the red platform and notice... bars about to protrude from the bottom, to trap you on it? And it looks like the blue platform has them, too... they've really thought of everything. Running won't get you out of this.

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The majority of the gamblers have gotten on a platform now, with only a few left undecided. 1 minute left until they leave.

In the current situation, at least one player will fail the sidequest if nothing changes.


Large Room:

Crowd of People(96 other gamblers)
Fred(Red platform)
Red Platform(Board?)(42 gamblers on board)
Blue Platform(Board?)(45 gamblers on board)

JOEbob:
Has $3,000,000, one four-leaf clover(on blue platform, ready to possess random gambler on red platform)
[N - JOEbob]Somno: 35,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)

Mr. Mirror Man:
Has $4,000,000(on red platform)

Eevee Shadow Bacon:
Has $5,000,000(on blue platform)

 

[JOEbobobob]

"its not smoke, and I can prove it."
"but, since this is the gamblers league, a bet."
"since you seem to think its very likely that I'm lieing, a 2:1 ratio of your stakes to mine seems fair, aye?"
"I'll bet up to two million dollars. choose your stakes, and let our bet... begin."
I freeze time for everyone but me and somno in order to complete this before the platforms move:
somno, use seen through their eyes on fred and I. target memorys with the criteria: "memorys that would convince him I'm telling the truth and that he should help me".
after that finishes, I unfreeze time for fred and nobody else, while pulling up an illusion to make it seem like time isn't frozen. I'd rather not tip him off to my player status.
I proceed to describe, in excessive detail, the content of the memory I just saw, from his perspective, including things any others present wouldn't know.
"now then, fred-bro. I can see you're shocked by my knowledge. I told you, its not smoke, not one bit."
"I would like to collect my spoils for winning the bet."
the next line is contingent on my winnings being over 1 million in profit:
"now, I'll wire you back 500k of that dosh ( a term for money. informal. often used like "this'll make us hella dosh") after the lifts rise and fall, if you send me an email containing all the stuff you know (presumably one which will only open once you receive the 500k dosh.)."
"don't worry, you'll have time to write the email. I have friends in high places and they'll see I'm busy and stall for me. too bad I can't contact them directly right now..."
OOC: correction, I stopped time earlier.
once he finishes and sends me the email, or if my winnings where small, moments after saying I'd like to collect my spoils, I restart time's flow and remove the illusion.
my plan beyond this remains the same, there's no way for me to fail this challenge, worst case I lose my main body for a while.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

I arrive on a sputtering jetpack before crash landing onto the Ground

"How did I get here ??"

I Survey the Scene

"Another War ??"

I take the Jetpack and attempt to fix it 1/3

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

I arrive on a sputtering jetpack before crash landing onto the Ground

"How did I get here ??"

I Survey the Scene

"Another War ??"

I take the Jetpack and attempt to fix it 1/3

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"Well, presumably you got here on a sputtering jetpack."

(OOC: You have three (3) actions a turn, just so you know.)

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I quickly teleport to the blue. Following Fred seems smart.

 

[hungry visitor]

The Argument
1.

Wait, their healing steals from PG HP? They can't do that AND get benefits from the Law of Benevolence.

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Past reaction: But this wasn't at all what I had written!
2.

However, the Healing Stones simply steal HP and give it to each other! That is not benevolent, not at all!

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Past reaction: But the law does not even need real benevolence!
3.

Just because the Healing Stones are unaware of the benefits they receive, nor do they want the benefits, does not mean they do not get benefits.

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Past reaction: You are humanizing the Healing Stones too much.
4.

The Healing Stones do get a benefit out of healing, if that healing siphons HP from their foes - there is less of their foes to attack them!

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Past reaction: You are humanizing the Healing Stones too much. Existence isn't desired by everything and stones won't even care about stopping to exist.
5.

When the Healing Stones would siphon HP from their foes, they were not HEALING, they were simply REDISTRIBUTING HP WEALTH.

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Current reaction:
Oh I guess they were not healing. They were robin-hooding, which is another word and therefore I am wrong. How dumb can I be? To not see that I made them simply redistributing HP wealth, which is also not the word healing. But simply using other words will not change the meaning or does this work via wonderland magic? Oh how foolish I was... of course logic does not apply. How could I not have seen that one coming... but you already used the term "healing" to describe their action. I am not sure what lunacy has driven you to use this term. This is merely robin-hooding and redistributing HP wealth which is totally different. I am sorry for being not the brightest bulb in this round. Take this humble apology dripping with sarcasm.

Harvest II

The nice people of an unnamed city are sacrificed again. No one saw that coming did they? Harvest by wish.
Ah. I am a bad person for being genocidal twice. Oh now I will go to hell.
Even if I just wrote this to get better in some imaginary game. LOL

This is less complicated than my previous harvest. I like it.
Do I have enough for my super char?
NO!

*Inserts different perfected versions of HarVester in universes without supernatural stuff to harvest more power for super char*

Attack on the guy that locks people, that killed me in the past, in his basement

Selfless preservation of inanimate objects

I heal my balls of Steal to make them stronger and harder to defeat.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

(OOC: hungry visitor, this is twice now that you've triggered an ÓverMeta alert. Stop being meta and genocidal.

- Pataphysics Command)

 

[hungry visitor]

This is for defeating the godmodder. I can do this without getting any sanctions. I like it.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Message to everyone else: I can take care of myself. Everyone, please concentrate on either killing the Player Thief or negating its actions. Especially the second one, because that buys everyone else time.

Also: why did the Godslayer do nothing this turn, Moniker

FOCUS: Elevated Void-Things

There are Void Beings attacking. There is a beacon to destroy. I see opportunity in the juxtaposition of the two. When the void beings try to attack, I simply teleport under them, and when they switch focus to attacking down at me, I use the Portal Gun to create a portal between me and them that leads to just above the Shadow Beacon (I know its approximate location from echolocation). As a result, the shadow beasts instead attack the Shadow Beacon.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

Message to everyone else: I can take care of myself. Everyone, please concentrate on either killing the Player Thief or negating its actions. Especially the second one, because that buys everyone else time.

Also: why did the Godslayer do nothing this turn, Moniker

FOCUS: Elevated Void-Things

There are Void Beings attacking. There is a beacon to destroy. I see opportunity in the juxtaposition of the two. When the void beings try to attack, I simply teleport under them, and when they switch focus to attacking down at me, I use the Portal Gun to create a portal between me and them that leads to just above the Shadow Beacon (I know its approximate location from echolocation). As a result, the shadow beasts instead attack the Shadow Beacon.

Click to shrink...

The Godslayer killed a Void Spider.

 

[Captain.Cat]

Focus Action - "Freeze ray and nICE puns!"

"Ah bugger." I curse at seeing the Player thief take both CoreBrute and feller21. 'Shit we need a way to stop him. Hmm what could I do to slow him down hmm.' I twist my mustache in thought. 'Anything movie related that I can use?' Suddenly Arnold Schwarzenegger voice speaks out in my mind. 'What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!' I raise an eye brow at this in wonder, Then I smirk. 'Ah thank you Arnold, I now know what I want. I wish for Mr. Freeze's Freeze ray!'

-Meanwhile in the movie Batman and Robin-

Mr.Freeze stood in front of Batman and Robin with a grin on his face "Hey! What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!" He yelled out and he began to press the trigger on his Freeze ray, But before he could a purple light suddenly engulfed his Freeze ray and within the blink of an eye the purple light vanished along with his freeze ray.

"Wha-" Before Mr.Freeze could finish Batman's fist collided with his visor, cracking it and knocking him down. Looking up at Batman he saw him smirk. "I'll let you COOL off." Batman said and the last thing Mr.Freeze saw was Batman's fist curl up and once again colliding with his visor.

-Meanwhile back in the Hexagon field-

Suddenly a purple light appears by my hands and after a moment it vanishes leaving Mr.Freeze's freeze ray in my hands. 'Awesome,' I think to myself. Then I turn towards the Player Thief.

I then take aim at the Player Thief and I yell out to him. "Hey! How about you become a thiefSICLE!" I then fire the Freeze ray at him. The Player Thief dodges to the side managing to get out of the way of Freezing doom but before he could relax another ray of frost came at him! "You should CHILL out!" I say in a pseudo Schwarzenegger voice.

Once again The Player Thief dodges. 'Damn this is fun.' I think grinning to myself and I try to think of another bad pun.

I then aim at the ground and fire turning the ground into slippery ice. I then aim at the Player Thief. "Hot under the coller? Let me COOL you off!" I then fire again.

The Player thief slides to the side to dodge the shot but then he starts losing his footing, Looking down he sees that the ground is covered in ice. In a panic he tires to regain his footing but ends up slipping and hitting the hard ice face first.

Now with the Player Thief face down on the ground I let out a grin and say. "SNOW long, friend!" I then fire at the Player Thief freezing him solid as he tried to get up.

Looking at the now frozen Player thief I say with a grin. "It was nice SNOWING you! HAHAHA-!" I then punch myself leaving a bruise on my face. Rubbing my face I then say a bit ashamed. "Right, sorry, Fucking hell those where Snowful puns."

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Oh, right

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Using my new TECHNO powers i instantly finish the crime lab and use it to get more evidence about who is the Traitor

Xerath: ...

He's trying very hard to ignore you.

Click to shrink...

"So your just going to ignore me now ha ha ha i guess you cant refute what im saying that all your actions have been for naught so your just gonna ignore me now so basically just like all the rest of the godmodders minions"

 

[Featherfall]

FOCUS!

The purple holographic Terry turns the Godmodder's status back from Coarse, to Rough, to 1/1, to Fine. This causes the Poltergusts to teledamage him. Kek.

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$4,000,000 on hand.
"Greetings, Fred I hear? I heard you say that this is your third time here, so can you answer a simple question of mine? How many of these tournaments have been thrown?"

 

[Moniker]

The cheery girl focuses on the Void Spiders and throws some Essence of Space at them.

Click to shrink...

3,000 damage to each!

"Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince! Second Scarlet Prince, start attacking the Soulraze Builders and their buildings! Oh, and Cera, I was asking because I hoped you could give us information on future bosses."

FOCUS*2: SCREEEEEEEEE

The black core finishes knitting together, and a layer of very dark grey crystals begins to grow around it.

Simurgh 9/24

(OOC: Moniker, I just thought of something. Does a Sealed boss being turned into an Unsealed boss count as death for the purposes of the King of the Hill mechanic?)

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Cera: Future bosses? They come out in varying order, but the godmodder tends to stick to the same few. Aside from what we've seen so far, I've also seen a Charmzard, which works kind of like the zombie but different.

Cera: At 100 HP lost, he brings out a sort of super sealed boss. The only group I saw that got it, lost to it while it was still in its Unsealed form.

Cera: They had been struggling along for a while, though. Not doing as well as you have been.

Yeah, the Sealed Boss unsealing would transfer King of the Hill over.

The man sweeps his gaze over to the Thief and then the Builders. You know, maybe giving the Thief the power to steal two players a turn was a bad idea? Ah what the heck, they'd already dealt over 100k damage to the thing. It may still be in its Sealed state, but it shouldn't take long to finish it off regardless, as long as the Godslayer remembered to use Target Strike on the Unsealed Thief. Regardless, he was annoyed at the practically invincible Soulraze Headquarters, and so went to take his frustration out on the builders.

FOCUS - ANT-BUILDER BEAM

Raising a hand, he shoots a thin blue energy beam at one of the Soulraze Builders. It pierces cleanly through the heart of the individual, and he drops down defeated. However, through the principle of Empathic Obliteration, many of the surrounding builders are likewise hit with an intensely powerful strike as a consequence of the overkill done by the man on the first, causing overall mass casualties among the Builder unit. This was, of course, only a temporary measure. To deal with them more permanently, they'd have to get rid of the HQ. The man wasn't too worried about that however, he was sure it'd happen sooner or later. If nothing else the Thresher would deal with it in... 21 more turns. Maybe they should speed that up a bit, yeah.

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28 builders slain!

Grabbing a charge stone and making use of my own power I cause the Player Thief to suddenly be orbited by respawning buckets that constantly pour acid onto the entity, causing the Player Thief damage every turn. (x2+1 charge stone)

Naturally I continue to charge Temporal Shenanigans, picking up the Charge Booster to speed up my charging related work. (x1)

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The Sealed Player Thief is now taking Damage Over Time, and these effects stick even after Unsealing! But the power of the charge stone...

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 7086/9880
Neutral Effect!
Entropy: 120 - 130

The Sith Army gets an attack shield!

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 3/20

The Charge Booster sputters... sparks of electricity fly... and you feel that familiar rush of power, a second time!

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 1185/9870
Disastrous Negative Effect!
Entropy: 130 - 140

The godmodder gets another +1 action buff ticket!

Furthermore, from all that power, the Charge Booster has a big scratch on it. It's damage value has risen to 1/20.

1. You Forget yourself Player Thief... I AM THE LAW And the law is for everybody... DIE I fire a shot at him via shotgun.
2. So the guys inside need there to be some light eh? No way in hell I'm going in to back them up myself... THAT'S IT! I SUMMON THEE: WATT

Spoiler: WATT

Ok, I'm teleporting you to Corebrute. Shed some light on his situation, yeah?
3. And now the fun one... Come forth with RELENTLESS RAGE (5/5) GROG STRONGJAW

Spoiler: The Goliath of Legends

Help us kill the Player Thief Strongjaw!

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3,000 damage to the Sealed Player Thief! Watt shines his light into the Shadow Realm, revealing the Shadow Beacon's stats! Grog Strongjaw summoned!

A billion more subconsciousness manifest itself, the prime subconsciousness, throws the hardest thing in the multiverse to at least damage the godmodder, unfortunately he fails and flings a few random players at the godmodder instead, the other subconsciousness charge at the godmodder.

Click to shrink...

One billion more subconscious manifest to tear apart the million vacuums! The godmodder-controlled vacuums begin a brutal melee with the new army...

welp i throw i small beacon that is calling for marine support, theres no way the army can grow without a decent reinforcement 1/10

Scvs are building another barracks

Action
A wal of supply depots suddenly surrounds the army protecting it from damage.

Also one of my command center used to be an orbital but it turned back to SCV production, it loses the extra hp that comes with being an orbital?

Click to shrink...

The SCVs are building a barracks! And yeah, when command centers convert to production they lose the extra HP. 1 attack shield granted to army!

I think that for now I think I shall leave the actioning to my trusty improbability drive. Even with King of the Hill having been a horrendously terrible idea oh my word.

Action 1:
The improbability drive begins charging up:
1/3 for airhorn.wav

Action 2:
The improbability drive whirs and clicks and whistles
2/3 for airhorn.wav

Action 3:
The improbability drive dings, and something else begins moving towards the battlefield.
3/3 for airhorn.wav
Expending...
Somewhere else, a soldier is equpping themselves with gear. A helmet for protection, a jacket for that cool camo look, and pants because you don't ever want to forget those. Boots for stomping and a gun for shooting. And a catchphrase selected for when someone gets pwned.
They step up into their transport vehicle, and begin the long drive towards the battlefield.
The jeep bounces and jostles, but the soldier doesn't feel it, they're somewhere far away... thinking about something else.
Finally, after a long period of time the jeep winds its way up to the battlefield, where many great warriors and beasts have been brought to fight each other for the fate of this world, and probably of others.
The jeep pulls up to a stop a distance away, stopping on a hilltop created by the craters and piling up of debris that's come from this battle.
The soldier steps down out of the jeep, and readies his rifle...
And then charges directly down into the middle of the conflict, dodging between spider legs and gunshots, weaving over and around potential dangers and whooping all the way.
The player thief sees the charging players and darts across the ground. Towards or away from, it doesn't really matter. The player thief is in the soldier's sight.
He jumps in the air, and spins around, the cry of "THREE SIXTY NOSCOPE" rising into the air.
BOOM! HEADSHOT.
The now headless player thief flails around, confused by the fact that it lacking a head is such a big deal since it presumably never had one, but chunky salsa rule.

Click to shrink...

20,000 damage to the Sealed Player Thief! Luckily, as a shadow, he finds a shady spot to get his head back.

I arrive on a sputtering jetpack before crash landing onto the Ground

"How did I get here ??"

I Survey the Scene

"Another War ??"

I take the Jetpack and attempt to fix it 1/3

Click to shrink...

Welcome to the game! If you need any help, just ask anyone. You're fixing up a nice jetpack...

The Argument
1.

Past reaction: But this wasn't at all what I had written!
2.

Past reaction: But the law does not even need real benevolence!
3.

Past reaction: You are humanizing the Healing Stones too much.
4.

Past reaction: You are humanizing the Healing Stones too much. Existence isn't desired by everything and stones won't even care about stopping to exist.
5.

Current reaction:
Oh I guess they were not healing. They were robin-hooding, which is another word and therefore I am wrong. How dumb can I be? To not see that I made them simply redistributing HP wealth, which is also not the word healing. But simply using other words will not change the meaning or does this work via wonderland magic? Oh how foolish I was... of course logic does not apply. How could I not have seen that one coming... but you already used the term "healing" to describe their action. I am not sure what lunacy has driven you to use this term. This is merely robin-hooding and redistributing HP wealth which is totally different. I am sorry for being not the brightest bulb in this round. Take this humble apology dripping with sarcasm.

Harvest II

The nice people of an unnamed city are sacrificed again. No one saw that coming did they? Harvest by wish.
Ah. I am a bad person for being genocidal twice. Oh now I will go to hell.
Even if I just wrote this to get better in some imaginary game. LOL

This is less complicated than my previous harvest. I like it.
Do I have enough for my super char?
NO!

*Inserts different perfected versions of HarVester in universes without supernatural stuff to harvest more power for super char*

Attack on the guy that locks people, that killed me in the past, in his basement

Selfless preservation of inanimate objects

I heal my balls of Steal to make them stronger and harder to defeat.

Click to shrink...

+1,000 HP to your Balls of Steal! Also, I fixed the attack shield thing, you have 6 balls again.

This Law of Benevolence debate... it has gotten completely ridiculous. The central conceit of confusion is that an action called the Law of Benevolence, meant to benefit only those who would use it with truly good intentions, is being used in a godmoddy way to facilitate both attacking and self-sustainability in an overpowered fashion, and in a way that is most certainly not well-intentioned.

...Hmmm... but then, rules are made to be twisted, abused, and turned on their head. So yeah, why NOT let some random entities use a law of Nature to gain snowballing healing/attacking abilities that would probably put it as the most powerful entity on the field after only a few entities? That's basically the entire point of DTG. Thusly, the Balls of Steal will be affected by the Law of Benevolence, despite clearly not being benevolent.

Message to everyone else: I can take care of myself. Everyone, please concentrate on either killing the Player Thief or negating its actions. Especially the second one, because that buys everyone else time.

Also: why did the Godslayer do nothing this turn, Moniker

FOCUS: Elevated Void-Things

There are Void Beings attacking. There is a beacon to destroy. I see opportunity in the juxtaposition of the two. When the void beings try to attack, I simply teleport under them, and when they switch focus to attacking down at me, I use the Portal Gun to create a portal between me and them that leads to just above the Shadow Beacon (I know its approximate location from echolocation). As a result, the shadow beasts instead attack the Shadow Beacon.

Click to shrink...

Like the other guy said, the Godslayer killed a stray void spider!

Your portal gun was deconstructed, so let's say you used... a NEW portal gun, that disappeared once it stopped being relevant! One of the shadow beasts has been redirected towards the Shadow Beacon!

Focus Action - "Freeze ray and nICE puns!"

"Ah bugger." I curse at seeing the Player thief take both CoreBrute and feller21. 'Shit we need a way to stop him. Hmm what could I do to slow him down hmm.' I twist my mustache in thought. 'Anything movie related that I can use?' Suddenly Arnold Schwarzenegger voice speaks out in my mind. 'What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!' I raise an eye brow at this in wonder, Then I smirk. 'Ah thank you Arnold, I now know what I want. I wish for Mr. Freeze's Freeze ray!'

-Meanwhile in the movie Batman and Robin-

Mr.Freeze stood in front of Batman and Robin with a grin on his face "Hey! What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!" He yelled out and he began to press the trigger on his Freeze ray, But before he could a purple light suddenly engulfed his Freeze ray and within the blink of an eye the purple light vanished along with his freeze ray.

"Wha-" Before Mr.Freeze could finish Batman's fist collided with his visor, cracking it and knocking him down. Looking up at Batman he saw him smirk. "I'll let you COOL off." Batman said and the last thing Mr.Freeze saw was Batman's fist curl up and once again colliding with his visor.

-Meanwhile back in the Hexagon field-

Suddenly a purple light appears by my hands and after a moment it vanishes leaving Mr.Freeze's freeze ray in my hands. 'Awesome,' I think to myself. Then I turn towards the Player Thief.

I then take aim at the Player Thief and I yell out to him. "Hey! How about you become a thiefSICLE!" I then fire the Freeze ray at him. The Player Thief dodges to the side managing to get out of the way of Freezing doom but before he could relax another ray of frost came at him! "You should CHILL out!" I say in a pseudo Schwarzenegger voice.

Once again The Player Thief dodges. 'Damn this is fun.' I think grinning to myself and I try to think of another bad pun.

I then aim at the ground and fire turning the ground into slippery ice. I then aim at the Player Thief. "Hot under the coller? Let me COOL you off!" I then fire again.

The Player thief slides to the side to dodge the shot but then he starts losing his footing, Looking down he sees that the ground is covered in ice. In a panic he tires to regain his footing but ends up slipping and hitting the hard ice face first.

Now with the Player Thief face down on the ground I let out a grin and say. "SNOW long, friend!" I then fire at the Player Thief freezing him solid as he tried to get up.

Looking at the now frozen Player thief I say with a grin. "It was nice SNOWING you! HAHAHA-!" I then punch myself leaving a bruise on my face. Rubbing my face I then say a bit ashamed. "Right, sorry, Fucking hell those where Snowful puns."

Click to shrink...

20,000 damage to the Sealed Player Thief! Noticing his HP is low, a chill runs down his spine...

Using my new TECHNO powers i instantly finish the crime lab and use it to get more evidence about who is the Traitor


"So your just going to ignore me now ha ha ha i guess you cant refute what im saying that all your actions have been for naught so your just gonna ignore me now so basically just like all the rest of the godmodders minions"

Click to shrink...

Winry's crime lab is finished promptly! You analyze many of the dead Space Engineer Bodies, as they are the obvious choice... you notice a few consistencies about the deaths: There are two main causes of death. The first is having their stomachs dug out with some kind of tool. The other kind of death is electrocution.

With this and everything else you have so far, you think you might have enough info to pinpoint a prime suspect. But who?

(He's still ignoring you...)

FOCUS!

The purple holographic Terry turns the Godmodder's status back from Coarse, to Rough, to 1/1, to Fine. This causes the Poltergusts to teledamage him. Kek.

Click to shrink...

Did you just... put a godmodder in the "making things better" machine... and MAKE HIM BETTER?

No. No. NO. EVERYONE, all the other players IMMEDIATELY tackle you before you can execute this action!! A wave of relief washes over everyone. Crisis. Averted.

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Jamie rushes down to the almost-dead Sealed Player Thief, and does a little tap-dance on its shadowy body.

The Sealed Player Thief shrivels up, the shadow shrinking and growing smaller... it's defeated! But not gone...

Jamie: We got it down once... but we all know what comes next! Get ready!

Jamie has acquired KING OF THE HILL!

Jamie: Now... who to give this to? Suggestions, anyone?

Cera gives the Godslayer another attack shield.

Ash heals the Scarlet Prince for 5,000 HP.

Xerath orders the Soulraze HQ into LITERALLY WORK ALL THE MACHINES UNTIL THEY EXPLODE, X2 production mode, getting him 5 more builders each turn. He doesn't think he can really boost it much higher. This should be fine, anyways.

V:

One void spider goes for Grog Strongjaw(-10,000), and the other goes for the Balls of Steal(-1 attack shield).

In the shadow realm, one of the Shadow Beasts is sent through That_Random_Guy's portal, and ends up attacking the Shadow Beacon for 5,000 damage! Two more attack feller21, their shadowy claws tearing wounds. His Player Powers immediately set to work restoring them to normal, but he's injured... while like this, all his actions will be less effective! If he takes too many attacks, then his currently temporary condition could grow more serious... The last Shadow beast attacks Corebrute, giving him some light wounds. They'll take a bit to heal, but shouldn't be more than a distraction as long as they aren't exacerbated. A new shadow beast joins the fray...

AG:

In the BATTLE OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS, the 1 billion Sunbreakers all leap upon the Poltergusts! It's 1,000 Sunbreakers versus 1 bit of godmodder dust! It's a brutal slaughter, and in the end, the very last copy of Sunbreaker's subconscious sacrifices himself to take out the second-to-last bit of godmodding dust! The original Sunbreaker subconscious... and the very last bit of godmodding dust. Sunbreaker realizes there's only one thing he can do. He throws himself at the godmodding dust, mouth wide open, and inhales it. With no other choice, the subconscious fades back into his owners body, his heroic sacrifice ensuring that the godmodder's copy is defeated! The godmodder can't re-absorb the clone he made, and gave a bit of his life force! He takes 2 damage!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Gosh darn.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Maybe after the next major event!

And with that, the BATTLE OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS draws to a close!


The Scarlet Prince, BrutalCore, and Grog Strongjaw all leap at the few remaining Void Spiders, killing every last one! The Void Spiders are defeated! Great job!

Ash: Godslayer. Don't use Target Strike yet.

The Goat and Godslayer target the few remaining Soulraze builders, defeating them all! The Balls of Steal can't heal - there's nobody to siphon HP from!

The Starcraft Army keeps building up. Meanwhile, aboard the Space Station, the Super Laser is found to be covered in more of the Teal Goop. Does it have... godmodding properties? The majority of the spaceship is offline at this point. Worse yet, an additional 30 space engineers are found dead. Winry analyzes them in the crime lab, and their causes of death are much the same as what you've seen so far. Whoever the Saboteur is, they clearly don't intend to stop. Looks like the Large Room is almost done, but it won't help if the Space station isn't secured in your control...

PG:

The Soulraze builders get 25 more of themselves. Previously 0, now 25.

The Sealed Player Thief retreats into a dark, dark corner. It's dark, because the godmodder made it dark. And in that darkness... a small glow begins to shine. The dual-swords tattoo on the thief's wrist. And in that glow, the Player Thief finds darkness anew. It remembers its TRUE STRENGTH.

And suddenly, shadowy tendrils reach across the HEXAGONAFIELD and grab Paradoxdragonpaci - the new player, and Ranger_Strider_ ! Both are now in the SHADOW REALM! And once inside the Shadow Realm, they see a new structure form, beaming up power to the Player Thief up above... a Shadow Orb. It must be destroyed.

The UNSEALED PLAYER THIEF has re-entered the battlefield. A writhing, shadowy aura surrounds it, regenerating every bit of HP it loses right back. And now, it's steal speed is doubled!

The godmodder takes 2 damage from the energy reviving the Sealed Boss took from him. Still, he suspects it will be more than worth it.

Speaking of the godmodder, he's starting up another new charge. Isn't that great.

N:

The Sith Army attacks the Unsealed Player Thief as directed, but his resistance is so high, they can't put a dent on it!

Eternalstruggle's beacon has a small field of light surrounding it... almost done...

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Winkins didn't post this turn! The Starcalibur is up for grabs to the first taker! ...The first taker who isn't on a sidequest right now!

The owner of Starcalibur finds themselves wearing a cool and new pair of shades. Wait... why can't they take them off??!

The owner of Starcalibur suddenly has a traveling salesman walk up, and aggressively begin selling them the new "-1 Starcaliburs" product! They won't leave you alone! Agh!

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Everyone, please read my latest post on the OOC Thread: Defeat The Godmodder (OOC) | Page 23 (post #568)


ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Protect the Godslayer!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!
-Defeat the Unsealed Player Thief before it takes everyone!

Minor tasks:

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Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Destroy the structures inside the Shadow Realm!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready!), Collide (ready in 1!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 3 attacks)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)(has King of the Hill)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Perfectly Generic Castle: 20,000/20,000 HP (protecting Space Station)
Shield array(protecting space station), Shield generator (-1,000 damage to all AG forces)(OFFLINE)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: 95% complete(cost: 15)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 141(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:

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Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder"
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job"
Joe: Has spoon, slept perfectly still last night, "I was using the restroom when it was going down"
Jill: Has wrench and lipstick, browsed reddit all night, "I was the one who found the body"
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down"
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family"
Alpha: Has credit card and lipstick(swears it wasn't there before), slept perfectly still last night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered"
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute"
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
All imprisoned!

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding Scarlet Prince)
Scarlet Prince: 41,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 3 attack)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(0 TA)(1 attack shield):
SCVs: 30/30 x 17 HP
Marines: 100 x 1 HP, 100 x 1A
Marauders: 300 x 0 HP, 200 x 0A
Hellions: 300 x 0 HP, 300 x 0A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 2 HP (+2 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP (+1 marine each turn)
Barracks: 82.5% complete (1 builder = 5.5%)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 30,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A
Goat: 4,000/14,000, 2,000 x 2A (Must have different targets)

[AG - Hungry Visitor]Balls of Steal: 5,501 x 6 HP, +1,500 HP x 6A (siphons HP from PG foes)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 15,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A

[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 4!)(+1 attack shield in 2!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 5 attack)(10% dodge rate)
Shield: 25,000/25,000 HP

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 8,000/8,000 HP, 3,000A(30% dodge for 1!)(protected from 2 attack)

[P]Peacekeepers(233,575 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40(building death-elite training camp, done in 1!)(converting refineries into shield generators, done in 5!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching safe Godmod gear(done in 1!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 2!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, calling in 959 engineers, calling in 949 scientists (done with both in 2!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP (producing machine gunners x 939, Medics x 979, done with both in 2!)
Bar/Brewery
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 40% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 80,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -4,000 HP each turn)

[PG]Unsealed Player Thief: 250,000/250,000 HP, 15,000A + x2 Player Steal (Boss)(-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+30,000 HP every turn)
Shadow Realm:

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That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)
feller21(wounded - actions less effective)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
Paradoxdragonpaci(1/3)
Ranger_Strider_

[V]Shadow Beast: 5,000/6,000 HP, 3,000A
Shadow Beast: 9,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Shadow Beast: 3,000/4,000 HP, 7,000A
Shadow Beast: 3,500/3,500 HP, 4,000A
Shadow Beast: 4,000/4,000 HP, 5,000A

[PG]Shadow Beacon: 10,000/15,000 HP
[PG]Shadow Orb: 30,000/30,000 HP

[PG]Godmodder: 220/300 HP(+1 action buff tickets x 2)(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)(Charge: 1/2)


Player info:

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Captain.cat
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 15/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)(1 teleport charm)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
The_Two_Eternities(9/24)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Victory By Ablation
Daskter(1/10)
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(6/9)
[N-1]Little Hunter (annoyed)
gilded king(5/20)
Pionoplayer
Trifling Epithet
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(in TF2 Zoo)
[N]Winkins(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(1/10)
mastigos2(2/?)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 14
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks

 

[Page of Time]

FOCUS!

The cheery girl takes all the Soulraze Buliders' hammers and combines them into a giant hammer. She then uses those hammers to crush the Soulraze Builders.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Ha ha i declare i know who it is! Then i kill Joe

 

[pionoplayer]

I walk over to Jamie. "Here's an idea. The Player Thief. Not yet of course. But, depending on how much damage collide does, we could take the player thief down in one, maybe two rounds with all incoming damage doubled. And if you can keep the godslayer up with full shields, it won't matter how much extra damage it takes from attacks, the 5 attack shields it'll have constantly will keep incoming damage under control."

I pull off some sweet speed origami skills, and throw a paper airplane into the shadow realm. "Listen, guys, we have a plan. Focus on keeping yourselves alive and unwounded."

Action 1:
The improbability drive revs up and prepares for another drop.
1/3 for Wolfpack

Action 2:
The improbability drive whirs and clicks.
2/3 for Wolfpack

Action 3:
The improbability drive dings again and unleashes its newest charge.
3/3 for Wolfpack.
Expending...
A helicopter hovers over the battlefield. It's whirring blades make an echoing sound that is barely heard over the sound of the conflict down below.
It drops a large box. With explodes into a box-shaped pack of wolves upon hitting the ground.
Random bystander #52 "Oh, I get it, it's a pack of packed wolves!"
and then the random bystander has his throat torn out by wolves.

Pack of Packed Wovles summoned! There are 5 wolves in this wolf pack. There's nothing else particularly special about this summon.
The wolves owe their alleigance to The_Two_Eternities. Have fun with your doggos.

 

[EternalStruggle]

"So," The man muses. "The best group before us only managed to do 100 or so damage and died to the first real boss. Wow. We really are absolute gods compared to you punks, not that I'm surprised in the slightest. Still, I can guarantee you that not only will we get to this superboss, we'll force it to Unseal. That's the absolute one hundred percent guarantee. I also give you an almost certain guarantee that we'll beat it and then do another 50 damage on top of that at least." He pauses for a moment. "Well, I say we. I more mean the AGs, I may not be that helpful. It's in one of the Neutrality clauses, see."

FOCUS - BLASTER BALL

The man calls over one of the Defense Drones from his own small Beacon, which dutifully hovers over. Interesting, looks like he's sacrificing one attack shield to boost his power for this strike. He quickly slaps on a Ferrous Curtain module, turning the drone a dark red color and reinforcing it heavily against impacts. Now, when it was violently smashed into things, it would not bend or buckle or break, which was convenient.

Using Player power to reinforce his gloves and boots to ensure he wasn't hurt from punching metal very hard, he launched the attack. One punch sent his drone screaming through the air, right into the unfortunate Unsealed Player Thief. The impact sent it reeling, and also caused the drone to go flying back. He stepped forward during this and punched again with his other hand, the old one two combo. It looked fluid, seeing how fast the drone was moving. This of course sent it hurtling in again for another impact, the recoil sending it back to get kicked into the Thief and so on.

This continued for a fair while or so, the man slowly walking forwards while constantly jabbing and kicking the drone right into the enemy Thief, doing immense damage in the process. Eventually, he was standing right next to the enemy, fists a blur of motion as the barrage intensified to its peak point, numerous impacts happening every second.

Then, eventually, he stopped, grabbing his drone instead of smashing it forward. He pressed a button on the FC module and tosses it over to the Player Thief. This was the 'energy release' button, as all the energy that hit the Drone was stored in the module, that being how it protected its charge. Considering how much it had been hit, that was a lot of energy. Teleporting away, he smirks from a distance as there is a giant explosion at the Thief's location, doing immense damage to the foul boss. That should teach it a thing or two.