hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
Beside the new voting formula I edited, this needs a specified method of help.
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The Gifting system has received a major upgrade. Gifts are now Awards!
Defeat The Godmodder
- Thread starter Moniker
- Start date
"Well, well, well." The man smirked, before adopting a more polite and respectful smile and bowing to the Princess. Starcalibur, eh? Now that helped things along quite nicely. Allowed him to finish off his defensive preparations. After that, he'd more or less leave his Beacon to itself and focus on fighting. Soulraze troops? The Godmodder's main force? He didn't know much about this, but what he did know was that this should prove quite entertaining.
FOCUS 1 - DEFENSE DRONES
Wielding Starcalibur, the man was able to do two things at once. The first thing was simple, allowing him to create a stronger ordinary defense over time. It was a rather complicated yet sleek looking factory of some kind, that at regular intervals dispensed defensive drones from a hatch that cycled open and closed on its top. Whether it was actually building them or just teleporting the things in was unclear. Regardless, the drones were fast, maneuverable, somewhat armored and had no method of attacking. They were purely for blocking shots by getting between them and the shield or the Drone Factory. The Drone Factory would produce one Defense Drone every round until the beacon was either destroyed or summoned its ship, whereupon it would summarily detonate.
FOCUS 2 - SPATIAL WARPING
The second action was far more subtle, but no less useful. Should an attack successfully penetrate the defense lines and be about to destroy the Beacon, hidden runes would activate and twist the fabric of reality so the attacker was in fact far, far away, with the distance between them growing faster than they could close, even if they used lightspeed weapons such as lasers. This would save the Beacon from destruction, but only once. When the runes burned out, it would be fully vulnerable to attack once again. Still, it was better to have a last ditch defense than not, especially with Yorehammer around.
After this was done, he turned to the newly arrived players and yelled. "HEY! Cloak seemed to mention that he was from a previous group that used to be in our position. You guys also like that? You fought like us, lost and scattered until we showed up to show you scrubs how it's done?"
FOCUS 1 - DEFENSE DRONES
Wielding Starcalibur, the man was able to do two things at once. The first thing was simple, allowing him to create a stronger ordinary defense over time. It was a rather complicated yet sleek looking factory of some kind, that at regular intervals dispensed defensive drones from a hatch that cycled open and closed on its top. Whether it was actually building them or just teleporting the things in was unclear. Regardless, the drones were fast, maneuverable, somewhat armored and had no method of attacking. They were purely for blocking shots by getting between them and the shield or the Drone Factory. The Drone Factory would produce one Defense Drone every round until the beacon was either destroyed or summoned its ship, whereupon it would summarily detonate.
FOCUS 2 - SPATIAL WARPING
The second action was far more subtle, but no less useful. Should an attack successfully penetrate the defense lines and be about to destroy the Beacon, hidden runes would activate and twist the fabric of reality so the attacker was in fact far, far away, with the distance between them growing faster than they could close, even if they used lightspeed weapons such as lasers. This would save the Beacon from destruction, but only once. When the runes burned out, it would be fully vulnerable to attack once again. Still, it was better to have a last ditch defense than not, especially with Yorehammer around.
After this was done, he turned to the newly arrived players and yelled. "HEY! Cloak seemed to mention that he was from a previous group that used to be in our position. You guys also like that? You fought like us, lost and scattered until we showed up to show you scrubs how it's done?"
(With our Halloween action done, Other Arsenical's discovery that they are existing in text are removed. Love, Meta Arsenical.)
Across the horizon, an army approaches, not like there had been enough in this godforsaken war. And the summon was only at 30% completion!
"Damn it. He would've been powerful, but a much more short-term solution is needed."
While the summoning of Micheal Jordan may be too much to ask for, there can be another use for such powerful energies already bubbling deep inside our hero.
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Over the battlefield, a heavenly voice rings out.
"I just detest a player, one who lacks that jammin' flow."
Blue and red energies coalesce in the atmosphere, shifting and morphing.
"I just detest a man afraid to slam the ball down low."
They begin to take shape, a humanoid form...?
"I always spend my evenings where there's glory, game and song..."
Twelve focus charges of a player are burned, and the being falls to the battlefield, hitting it with a magnificent BOOM!
"But like a player, I always bring my basketball along."
The powers of jam and slam. United after eons apart.
TRAVELIUS has entered the battle, his appearance that of a chiseled ancient roman statue, with both long flowing hair and beard, clothed only in a simple tunic. "WHO HAS INVOKED MY NAME?" He yells, His voice like a thousand basketballs dribbling in unison.
Arsenical approaches. "I have. Destroy the Soulraze army. It is why I have invoked you."
Travelius nodded, and with that, the guardian of basketball was unleashed upon the soulraze army. May god have mercy on their souls.
Across the horizon, an army approaches, not like there had been enough in this godforsaken war. And the summon was only at 30% completion!
"Damn it. He would've been powerful, but a much more short-term solution is needed."
While the summoning of Micheal Jordan may be too much to ask for, there can be another use for such powerful energies already bubbling deep inside our hero.
~~~
Over the battlefield, a heavenly voice rings out.
"I just detest a player, one who lacks that jammin' flow."
Blue and red energies coalesce in the atmosphere, shifting and morphing.
"I just detest a man afraid to slam the ball down low."
They begin to take shape, a humanoid form...?
"I always spend my evenings where there's glory, game and song..."
Twelve focus charges of a player are burned, and the being falls to the battlefield, hitting it with a magnificent BOOM!
"But like a player, I always bring my basketball along."
The powers of jam and slam. United after eons apart.
BASKETBALL GUARDIAN, TRAVELIUS
TRUE ALIGNMENT: [NBA]
TEMPORARILY: [AG]
TRUE ALIGNMENT: [NBA]
TEMPORARILY: [AG]
TRAVELIUS has entered the battle, his appearance that of a chiseled ancient roman statue, with both long flowing hair and beard, clothed only in a simple tunic. "WHO HAS INVOKED MY NAME?" He yells, His voice like a thousand basketballs dribbling in unison.
Arsenical approaches. "I have. Destroy the Soulraze army. It is why I have invoked you."
Travelius nodded, and with that, the guardian of basketball was unleashed upon the soulraze army. May god have mercy on their souls.
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"Well now, things certainly have become...interesting." I say, frowning as I look across the new arrivals to the HEXAGONAFIELD.
Looking over at the Pain Monsters I heal them with dozens of splash healing potions that appear around the Pain Monsters. (x1)
Next I improve the Wall's health, adding reinforced steel bars to it's outer surfaces. (x1)
Finally summon a Master of the Forge completely subservient to my will. As the most senior and skilled techmarine of a Adeptis Astartes chapter he's both a more potent fighter and a vetter builder/repair/researcher than any of the existing techmarines individually. (x1)
Looking over at the Pain Monsters I heal them with dozens of splash healing potions that appear around the Pain Monsters. (x1)
Next I improve the Wall's health, adding reinforced steel bars to it's outer surfaces. (x1)
Finally summon a Master of the Forge completely subservient to my will. As the most senior and skilled techmarine of a Adeptis Astartes chapter he's both a more potent fighter and a vetter builder/repair/researcher than any of the existing techmarines individually. (x1)
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Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
3/3 I teleport back to my zoo and start upgrading my defences. I'm not letting my zoo get destroyed.
Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
FOCUSING!
I SUMMON YOU! METEOR SHOWER The molten boulders rain fire and hell on the Soulraze Elite.
ANDERSON! Focus on the Elites!
I SUMMON YOU! METEOR SHOWER The molten boulders rain fire and hell on the Soulraze Elite.
ANDERSON! Focus on the Elites!
needs threadmarking.
Moniker question: How much does the Portal Gun improve redirection actions. Is it 2 actions instead of 3 to completely redirect a entities attacks for the turn or something else?
Marines open fire! On the builders.
Command Center start upgrading to an Orbital
I queue a 2 more barracks.
I cancel those orders and instead queue up another Command Center and then another barracks.
Actions:
I summon a bunch of explosives on the SR army for an explosive Entrance into this battle.
Then i finish the lowest hp pain monster with dropping medkits that instantly heal whoever needs healing and they still need plenty of healing.
Command Center start upgrading to an Orbital
I cancel those orders and instead queue up another Command Center and then another barracks.
Actions:
I summon a bunch of explosives on the SR army for an explosive Entrance into this battle.
Then i finish the lowest hp pain monster with dropping medkits that instantly heal whoever needs healing and they still need plenty of healing.
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hungry visitor
[X] help an entity (specify help)
-[x] Heal BrutalCore to full health (or as much health as you can manage)
[X] help an entity (specify help)
-[x] Heal BrutalCore to full health (or as much health as you can manage)
I stare in silence at the new forces that now stand ready to do battle. 'Damn... This just got a lot more intense, I'm a bit lost as to what to do right now. I guess I'll play support until something comes to me. Hmm, what to help with.' I counture to watch outside the window of the bar as I stay braced against my crutch surveying the field. I look over at the Starcraft Army and see the slow pace it is going at. I shake my head at the pace. 'If they can't hurry up there just going to get swatted without a second thought, I guess I should lend a helping hand. I wish for 20 more SCV's to appear next the base and start helping Daskter and his army.' Suddenly 20 SCV's appear next to the Starcraft army base and they assisting their comrades in building up the base. They are totally loyal to Daskter.
Nodding I look over to the meteor shower that Ranger_Strider_ is summoning 'Hmm, Not much else I can do right now so I'll help in making the attack more damaging.' Closing my eyes I focus my remaining more into my next wish.
'I wish for the Meteor shower to be more damaging when it hits it's target!' Suddenly the meteor shower doubles in intensity as even more molten boulders join the fray as they hurl towards the Soulraze Elite!
Nodding I look over to the meteor shower that Ranger_Strider_ is summoning 'Hmm, Not much else I can do right now so I'll help in making the attack more damaging.' Closing my eyes I focus my remaining more into my next wish.
'I wish for the Meteor shower to be more damaging when it hits it's target!' Suddenly the meteor shower doubles in intensity as even more molten boulders join the fray as they hurl towards the Soulraze Elite!
I use the Portal Gun to redirect the attacks of the Soulraze foot soldiers into the Soulraze Headquarters
I use my left over action (I know that I have power leftover because it takes 3 actions to redirect a non-boss mob and the Portal Gun makes those actions more powerful) to partially redirect the attack of the Soulraze elite into the Soulraze Elite by using the Portal Gun to redirect its spear into its head. (I use similar methods on the Soulraze foot soldiers)
I use my left over action (I know that I have power leftover because it takes 3 actions to redirect a non-boss mob and the Portal Gun makes those actions more powerful) to partially redirect the attack of the Soulraze elite into the Soulraze Elite by using the Portal Gun to redirect its spear into its head. (I use similar methods on the Soulraze foot soldiers)
PBVRFDHCSP - XV
Fire/Dynamite/Gun was clearly meant to indicate an instant-win move equivalent! You are a fool for not recognizing it.
You use SECRET TECHNIQUE PLUS SIGN! The thing is, of course, the godmodder wasn't using mind-reading to see moves, though he could if he wanted to. He was reading the motions your hands would make, and then playing. The godmodder has x-ray vision, which lets him see through ANYTHING, including blindfolds! He easily sees what you're trying to pull! In one hand is Fire. In the second hand, scissors. His body is temporarily flattened, revealing PAPER. Beaten. Beaten. Beaten.
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The godmodder uses his hands and body to roast JOEbob, to cut JOEbob, and to cover JOEbob up! ...Yeah, paper was always kind of weird. In any case, JOEbob has LOST! He's blasted away, losing 8 HP!
The godmodder grins wickedly. He had a chance. And he lost. Next up. The FINAL game, the game of JOEbob's brutal execution.
Hangman.
A set of gallows appears. JOEbob is led up the steps by the executioner. The godmodder, watching from far above, tells JOEbob that he'll give him one more chance: He just has to guess a word, and he'll be free. Each turn, he can guess either the entire word or one letter of the word. For every wrong guess he makes, he loses a body part! Good luck, JOEbob!
THE WORD:
_ _ _ _
CURRENT SITUATION:
Game: Hangman
JOEbob: All body parts normal
Health: +
JOEbob
(Can't use powerups!)
Health: +++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
UNO cards: 6 cards
Current stakes:
One legendary weapon from the godmodder's stash
Charge Booster (x2 charging)
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
Does anyone like to post their World wish? Cause I will choose the thing I like most out of the two votes in half an hour.
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
A forcefield around my zoo that no enemies can pass through.
dude, I knew he wasn't reading my mind*. JOE was having a seizure and as such moving in a rather unpredictable way, and the movements weren't even being controlled aside from the left hand. as well, people can only play one thing, not 3; it just looked like JOE was playing bswiofahl with his left hand, which he wasn't, it was a Ruse! , and the plus sign was the real move.
I guess the letter E, and note that I have a total of 15 body parts they'll need to draw. in order, these are: head, eyes, mouth, neck, torso, left arm, left hand, right arm, right hand which is extended in an obscene gesture, left leg, left foot, right leg, right foot, and then they need to draw my clothes because being hung nude is obscene. so thats top hat, single use unlubricated monocle, shirt, sweater, underwear, pants, left shoe, and right shoe, for a total of 23 chances- only 4 short of guaranteed victory. don't blame me, I don't make the rules... that would be my relatives friend, who wanted to make sure the relative never loses hangman, so they forced everyone to play with all of those things instead of the normal way.
in case you missed it, my letter guess this round was E.
I guess the letter E, and note that I have a total of 15 body parts they'll need to draw. in order, these are: head, eyes, mouth, neck, torso, left arm, left hand, right arm, right hand which is extended in an obscene gesture, left leg, left foot, right leg, right foot, and then they need to draw my clothes because being hung nude is obscene. so thats top hat, single use unlubricated monocle, shirt, sweater, underwear, pants, left shoe, and right shoe, for a total of 23 chances- only 4 short of guaranteed victory. don't blame me, I don't make the rules... that would be my relatives friend, who wanted to make sure the relative never loses hangman, so they forced everyone to play with all of those things instead of the normal way.
in case you missed it, my letter guess this round was E.
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hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
Sorry only for AG cause I am AG and cannot act against it.
The Godslayer gains a higher dodge rate. As I am the World, luck and dodging can be influenced. Space bends, time speeds up or slows down, gravitation changes and with it, directions.
Luck is best described as: The World prefers me or, the World is like I like it.
This is the reason Godslayer will sometimes not be hit by an attack, even if he should.
The World gains with three actions 300 Surrealism. 250 of it is spent on the dodge rate. The rest lingers and has an interest rate of 1%.
51 Surrealism gained (300 - 250= 50 50+1% =50,5 (rounded up) 51Surrealism)
Surrealism and it being spent can too be specified, but there will always be 50 to spare.
With this the World did its action.
CoreBrute was awestruck by the new ship coming to help them. He turned to Winry and said,
"It's time." He handed her a small item he kept on his keychain. "You know what you got to do."
"It's going to take time." She responded, clenching the small drill in her fist.
"Good things come to those who wait." The two nodded at each other before she hurried off to work.
BrutalCore looks pretty messed up from the last attack from the Godmodder. CoreBrute moves to help, but BrutalCore just grins at him.
"My healing factor no longer has to deal with Velocity 9 killing me. Now I can heal back to full."
"Well take your time, don't push yourself alright?" CoreBrute responded with concern.
CoreBrute rushed to Eevee's zoo, stopping when he came face to face with Eevee shadow bacon. He then pulled out the Resolute Heart.
"Eevee." He addressed them. "You've been acting erratically for a while now. I don't know what's happened to you, if you've always been secretly against us like HV was, or if the strain of fighting the Godmodder caused you to snap. However, before then you were always a loyal ally and someone I once considered a friend in this warsoaked field." He placed the Resolute Heart in Eevee's hand.
"I want to believe that good person is still in there. I hope this Legendary Weapon can help you showcase that to everyone." He then stepped back and looked around the zoo. "I really like this place. It takes someone special to decide to showcase nature's wonder, in such an unnatural place." He then turned and returned to the fight, not looking back to see how Eevee used the Legendary Weapon. It was literally out of his hands.
FOCUS ACTION 1, 2 and 3: Standing before the Soulraze army, CoreBrute felt the urge to laugh.
"Is this what the Godmodder considers Elite?" CoreBrute slammed his fists into the earth, grabbing on with intense strength.
"Do you really think so little of us?" And then he pulled. And pulled. As he did, the ground itself started to shake.
"WE." A large crack began to form in the earth where CoreBrute stood.
"ARE." The crack zig zagged forward towards the Soul Raze Guards, startling them, then towards the Elites.
"PLAYERS!" With a final heave of metallic hands, CoreBrute ripped the tectonic plates apart, creating a gaping maw where hundreds of the Soul Raze forces fell into. How could simple well equipped people stand against individuals strong enough to rend the world itself?
My targets are footsoldiers first, then if there's damage left over, the Guards, and then if there's damage left, the Elites.
Decided not to attack the Footsoldiers, becasuse That-Random-Guy said he's got this. So, Guards first, and any left over damage on the Elites.
I'd ideally like to target the entire Soul Raze army, but that would lilely dillute the effect, so I want to eliminate the groups that I can.
"It's time." He handed her a small item he kept on his keychain. "You know what you got to do."
"It's going to take time." She responded, clenching the small drill in her fist.
"Good things come to those who wait." The two nodded at each other before she hurried off to work.
OOC: Entity action-Winry is building something. It will take 3 turns.
BrutalCore looks pretty messed up from the last attack from the Godmodder. CoreBrute moves to help, but BrutalCore just grins at him.
"My healing factor no longer has to deal with Velocity 9 killing me. Now I can heal back to full."
"Well take your time, don't push yourself alright?" CoreBrute responded with concern.
BrutalCore will be spending this turn regenerating damage, using his Flash-esc healing factor.
CoreBrute rushed to Eevee's zoo, stopping when he came face to face with Eevee shadow bacon. He then pulled out the Resolute Heart.
"Eevee." He addressed them. "You've been acting erratically for a while now. I don't know what's happened to you, if you've always been secretly against us like HV was, or if the strain of fighting the Godmodder caused you to snap. However, before then you were always a loyal ally and someone I once considered a friend in this warsoaked field." He placed the Resolute Heart in Eevee's hand.
"I want to believe that good person is still in there. I hope this Legendary Weapon can help you showcase that to everyone." He then stepped back and looked around the zoo. "I really like this place. It takes someone special to decide to showcase nature's wonder, in such an unnatural place." He then turned and returned to the fight, not looking back to see how Eevee used the Legendary Weapon. It was literally out of his hands.
FOCUS ACTION 1, 2 and 3: Standing before the Soulraze army, CoreBrute felt the urge to laugh.
"Is this what the Godmodder considers Elite?" CoreBrute slammed his fists into the earth, grabbing on with intense strength.
"Do you really think so little of us?" And then he pulled. And pulled. As he did, the ground itself started to shake.
"WE." A large crack began to form in the earth where CoreBrute stood.
"ARE." The crack zig zagged forward towards the Soul Raze Guards, startling them, then towards the Elites.
"PLAYERS!" With a final heave of metallic hands, CoreBrute ripped the tectonic plates apart, creating a gaping maw where hundreds of the Soul Raze forces fell into. How could simple well equipped people stand against individuals strong enough to rend the world itself?
Decided not to attack the Footsoldiers, becasuse That-Random-Guy said he's got this. So, Guards first, and any left over damage on the Elites.
I'd ideally like to target the entire Soul Raze army, but that would lilely dillute the effect, so I want to eliminate the groups that I can.
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Could you please attack the Guards first? I'm planning on using the foot soldiers as a beat-stick by redirecting their attacks.
PBVRFDHCSP - XVI
E is a good guess! E is the most common letter of the alphabet! A simple, safe start to any hangman game.
WRONG.
Your eyes disappear first, going under the noose. They're just floating there. Weird.
Now it's the godmodder's turn to guess! He plays a blue 3 from his UNO deck - 3 guesses this turn! He guesses "Y", "H", and "B". ALL WRONG. Your head and mouth teleport under the gallows next, then your left arm (but not your hand, which is floating despite having little attaching it to your body). Also, the godmodder burns your clothes and replaces them with one godmodder-brand full body suit (because you're right, forcing you to be executed nude WOULD be obscene).
Your turn.
THE WORD:
_ _ _ _
Letters guessed: E, Y, H, B
CURRENT SITUATION:
Game: Hangman
JOEbob: Possesses neck, torso, left hand, right arm, right hand, left foot, left leg, right foot, right leg, Godmod-brand full-body suit
Noose: Possesses eyes, head, mouth, left arm
Health: +
JOEbob
(Can't use powerups!)
Health: +++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
UNO cards: 5 cards
Current stakes:
One legendary weapon from the godmodder's stash
Charge Booster (x2 charging)
I point out that hangman is a singleplayer game, so the godmodder shouldn't be adding letters.
I proceed to invite that relative to help me.
he guessed: A.
myself, my guess is O.
I also realise that I forgot about my gloves, and having gloves as part of a fully-body suit would make it much harder to put on. now he'll also need to put the right glove and left glove. oh hey, I also forgot to mention my hat! and my extremely large zit above my left eye, near the middle of my face horizontally!
I proceed to invite that relative to help me.
he guessed: A.
myself, my guess is O.
I also realise that I forgot about my gloves, and having gloves as part of a fully-body suit would make it much harder to put on. now he'll also need to put the right glove and left glove. oh hey, I also forgot to mention my hat! and my extremely large zit above my left eye, near the middle of my face horizontally!
PBVRFDHCSP - XVII
O is WRONG. A is right. It's the second letter. Your neck goes onto the gallows.
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The godmodder plays an UNO card. Green 5. He guesses C, D, F, G, and I. ALL WRONG. For the gallows, that's... let's see... torso, left hand, right arm, right hand, left foot. Running out of time, and also body parts!
The godmodder's full-body suit already includes a facemask, and fancy top-hat. Godmod brand is known for many things, including having memetic kill agents and mind control fluids embedded into its suits as extra features, but more than anything else, it's known for being the classiest full-body suit around. Also, it automatically pops zits. Sploosh.
THE WORD:
_ A _ _
Letters guessed: E, Y, H, B, O, A, C, D, F, G, I
CURRENT SITUATION:
Game: Hangman
JOEbob: Possesses left leg, right foot, right leg, Godmod-brand full-body suit
Noose: Possesses eyes, head, mouth, left arm, neck, torso, left hand, right arm, right hand, left foot
Health: +
JOEbob
(Can't use powerups!)
Health: +++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
UNO cards: 4 cards
Current stakes:
One legendary weapon from the godmodder's stash
Charge Booster (x2 charging)
Looks like you're going to need to pull something stupid or take a stab and try for the lucky guess. You might not survive the next turn, friend.
MrMirrorMan
A clock in a suit.
ACTION:1/3
AMOUNT:3/3 FOCUSED
Something strange up with the alignment of Xerath? Hmm, the godmodder said that he know's how to keep his alignment at it's N+2 status, but that can't be, he's working directly against the interests of the AG, which means his alignment shouldn't be that high, he didn't do anything to earn it! So the answer must be that the godmodder must be CHEATING to keep it at N+2! Hahahahah, it was so simple to figure out, haha ha ha ... ha ... wait what.
Back on the battlefield, the mirror man with a clock for a face that owns a slot machine on the field of battle, those that would be looking in his direction would notice his. . . 'facial?' expressions change from contemplative to jolly, to . . pure, absolute rage and bloodlust. The dissonance is quite disconcerting.
Godmodder's perspective:I look up at the latest Threadmark Update with annoyance. Really, not so subtly tell them I did something to alter his [N] Meter, sure, they probably wouldn't have fallen for it at all, but it's the thought that counts. I suddenly feel an intense bloodlust directed at me from . . . the Mirror? What did I do to OH GOD HE'S RIGHT HERE! Before I can retaliate, the mirror has a hand around my neck and why haven't my anti-attack measures activated already, is quite a painful hold to be honest. He them speaks to me, saying "Do you not value the sacredness of a game? DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HOW YOU PLAY A GAME! DO YOU EVEN PLAY BY THE VERY RULES YOU YOURSELF HAVE SET, CASTING THEM ASSIDE FOR A STUPID, BARELY-WORTH-IT BENEFIT, BECAUSE AS FAR AS I SEE, THEN XERATH BEING A [N+2] HAS NO BENEFITS, AS WE KNOW THAT THEY ARE OUR ENEMY! Do you know what I do to cheaters? I undo their cheating, and punish them for it." Your ears are ringing after the mirror's yelling, why does he care that much, he said it so himself, the AG can still attack the SR army, there is barely any benefit, besides being able to prevent them from attacking Xerath and forcing him over to the AG side. "I suppose you know that I'm a casino manager right?" the mirror man continues, and you end up nodding, despite yourself. "So you can understand why I HATE cheaters, as they make my life so stressful. So, I hope you understand why I'm going to have to do this." You realize that you haven't made any attempts to escape from the mirror man's during his entire rant, and you realize you are going to have to pay for that. The mirror man winds up a fist, and in instinct, you close your eyes. A few seconds pass, and nothing. . . and a few more, and still nothing. You open you eyes and see the mirror man rummaging around in one of his pocket's for something. . .with a third arm. You are starting to figure out why your defences didn't trigger. He isn't going to attack you, is he? You are proven right when he takes notice of you again. "Hmm? What, you thought I was going to hit you? Heavens no, I don't punish cheaters with violence." He says dropping you. "I just give them a penalty in the game their playing." And with that, a fist is sent forward by the mirror, punching into the >>>Update box!!!<<<, you suddenly realize what he is going to do, and before you can stop him, he is in the hole, and it seals up.
In the Update Box:All is quite in the update box, as it is a single place, with no living thing inside of it, or, well, IT WAS. There is now a mirror man in it, and he goes on over to one of the texts there, the one that reads "Xerath [N+2]". As he walks over to it, he pulls out a black pen and some white-out, splashing white-out on the [N+2], writing [N-2] in it's place. "Welp, as is now right with the world. . . Now how do I get out."
AMOUNT:3/3 FOCUSED
Something strange up with the alignment of Xerath? Hmm, the godmodder said that he know's how to keep his alignment at it's N+2 status, but that can't be, he's working directly against the interests of the AG, which means his alignment shouldn't be that high, he didn't do anything to earn it! So the answer must be that the godmodder must be CHEATING to keep it at N+2! Hahahahah, it was so simple to figure out, haha ha ha ... ha ... wait what.
Back on the battlefield, the mirror man with a clock for a face that owns a slot machine on the field of battle, those that would be looking in his direction would notice his. . . 'facial?' expressions change from contemplative to jolly, to . . pure, absolute rage and bloodlust. The dissonance is quite disconcerting.
Godmodder's perspective:I look up at the latest Threadmark Update with annoyance. Really, not so subtly tell them I did something to alter his [N] Meter, sure, they probably wouldn't have fallen for it at all, but it's the thought that counts. I suddenly feel an intense bloodlust directed at me from . . . the Mirror? What did I do to OH GOD HE'S RIGHT HERE! Before I can retaliate, the mirror has a hand around my neck and why haven't my anti-attack measures activated already, is quite a painful hold to be honest. He them speaks to me, saying "Do you not value the sacredness of a game? DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HOW YOU PLAY A GAME! DO YOU EVEN PLAY BY THE VERY RULES YOU YOURSELF HAVE SET, CASTING THEM ASSIDE FOR A STUPID, BARELY-WORTH-IT BENEFIT, BECAUSE AS FAR AS I SEE, THEN XERATH BEING A [N+2] HAS NO BENEFITS, AS WE KNOW THAT THEY ARE OUR ENEMY! Do you know what I do to cheaters? I undo their cheating, and punish them for it." Your ears are ringing after the mirror's yelling, why does he care that much, he said it so himself, the AG can still attack the SR army, there is barely any benefit, besides being able to prevent them from attacking Xerath and forcing him over to the AG side. "I suppose you know that I'm a casino manager right?" the mirror man continues, and you end up nodding, despite yourself. "So you can understand why I HATE cheaters, as they make my life so stressful. So, I hope you understand why I'm going to have to do this." You realize that you haven't made any attempts to escape from the mirror man's during his entire rant, and you realize you are going to have to pay for that. The mirror man winds up a fist, and in instinct, you close your eyes. A few seconds pass, and nothing. . . and a few more, and still nothing. You open you eyes and see the mirror man rummaging around in one of his pocket's for something. . .with a third arm. You are starting to figure out why your defences didn't trigger. He isn't going to attack you, is he? You are proven right when he takes notice of you again. "Hmm? What, you thought I was going to hit you? Heavens no, I don't punish cheaters with violence." He says dropping you. "I just give them a penalty in the game their playing." And with that, a fist is sent forward by the mirror, punching into the >>>Update box!!!<<<, you suddenly realize what he is going to do, and before you can stop him, he is in the hole, and it seals up.
In the Update Box:All is quite in the update box, as it is a single place, with no living thing inside of it, or, well, IT WAS. There is now a mirror man in it, and he goes on over to one of the texts there, the one that reads "Xerath [N+2]". As he walks over to it, he pulls out a black pen and some white-out, splashing white-out on the [N+2], writing [N-2] in it's place. "Welp, as is now right with the world. . . Now how do I get out."
the relative's still round, and they guess Z, going for the last letter of the alphabet right after the first.
I seize the moment. the following letters have been guessed: E, Y, H, B, O, A(part of the word, but it was still guessed), C, D, F, G, I, Z .
I guess T.
the following letters have all been guessed: Y, a, h, t, z, e.
I proceed to grab the E from JOEbob. my name is now JObob until I get another E, but...
I have Y, A, H, T, Z, E, and a second E.
I win the game of yahtzee while the godmodder only has the A and H. fool, he is!
I win the game of yahtzee. the godmodder takes damage, and loses his last 3 health plusses(, possibly with about 9 plusses of overkill since the last 2 damage values where 3 and 6). I still have at least 2 body parts left.
I seize the moment. the following letters have been guessed: E, Y, H, B, O, A(part of the word, but it was still guessed), C, D, F, G, I, Z .
I guess T.
the following letters have all been guessed: Y, a, h, t, z, e.
I proceed to grab the E from JOEbob. my name is now JObob until I get another E, but...
I have Y, A, H, T, Z, E, and a second E.
I win the game of yahtzee while the godmodder only has the A and H. fool, he is!
I win the game of yahtzee. the godmodder takes damage, and loses his last 3 health plusses(, possibly with about 9 plusses of overkill since the last 2 damage values where 3 and 6). I still have at least 2 body parts left.
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PBVRFDHCSP - XVIII
Z is right! It's the third and fourth letters. T is wrong! You lose your left leg!
You play the awesome power of YAHTZEE!
Five giant dice fall upon the godmodder, sitting on his throne! At the last moment, his anti-dice powers scatter the dice, sending them all over the field! Your relative is crushed! The executor is crushed! And now, now... the godmodder's turn is skipped! It's a critical moment!!
You have one! Last! GUESS! Sieze this chance! Guess the word, and victory will be YOURS!!
THE WORD:
_ A Z Z
Letters guessed: E, Y, H, B, O, A, C, D, F, G, I, Z, T
CURRENT SITUATION:
Game: Hangman
JOEbob: Possesses right foot, right leg, Godmod-brand full-body suit
Noose: Possesses eyes, head, mouth, left arm, neck, torso, left hand, right arm, right hand, left foot, left leg
Health: +
JOEbob
(Can't use powerups!)
Health: +++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards)
UNO cards: 4 cards
Current stakes:
One legendary weapon from the godmodder's stash
Charge Booster (x2 charging)
oh no! my relative was crushed!
oh, how very sad!
fool, I am a chessmaster.
my relative vanshes in a puff of smoke. an elevator appears above me, and its floor vanishes. the relative's corpse falls upon me (not the noose, the JObob). it is absorbed. it was actually a modified clone of me.
I proceed to mutate. I now have 2 more eyes, a nose, a right ear, a third arm, a business super-saian-hyper-megaformal suit on top of the godmodder brand one, and a tail.
weird.
if yes, or no but i can't change based on that, I guess jazz.
oh, how very sad!
fool, I am a chessmaster.
my relative vanshes in a puff of smoke. an elevator appears above me, and its floor vanishes. the relative's corpse falls upon me (not the noose, the JObob). it is absorbed. it was actually a modified clone of me.
I proceed to mutate. I now have 2 more eyes, a nose, a right ear, a third arm, a business super-saian-hyper-megaformal suit on top of the godmodder brand one, and a tail.
weird.
if yes, or no but i can't change based on that, I guess jazz.
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