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Defeat The Godmodder
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Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
Focus: I use 3 charge stones
Smiling as I watch the Second Scarlet Prince crush the Soulraze Guards, I blink as I see Eevee do what amounts to just triggering 3 entropy rolls.
As the attempt as confusing the Soulraze fails-
"Wait, really? Aw. I really thought that was gonna work."
-As I was saying, as the attempt fails, the guards begin to attack the PG entities. Travelius, in particular, is not doing very well at all.
ACTS 1 & 2: A FRENZIED COMPRIMARIO DUET
"Crap, time to get all spells on deck."
A simple staff was produced from the sleeve of Arsenical's cloak. While most would stop at the singular one, our hero needed as much power as they could muster, with these great stakes that are not had very often, so another simple staff exactly the same as the previous one appeared from his other sleeve.
"Double the staves, double the power!"
With nary a moment to spare, Travelius is blasted with all the white magic Arsenical's MP would allow.
"Curaga! Curada! Curaga! Cura! Cure! Cura!"
The spells were grand, the spells were simple, and with the double staff technique, they were also cast very, very, fast.
Unfortunately, like any other wizard blasting spells, the magic slowed, then... Stopped. Nothing, not even a single cure could be cast. Just like before, Travelius would be attacked, his health whittled down until the jam and slam were separated for another millennium.
However, that didn't mean the great being had to die here. The curtain had barely rose on this particular play!
ACTS 3 THROUGH 4: THE MESA DI VOCE, THE WHIRLWIND BEFORE THE STORM
Both staffs Arsenical held were thrown to the side. They were helpful, but as of this moment, not needed anymore.
The white mage asterisk is discarded similarly, thrown back into the player inventory. It was unfit for the current task at hand, and thus, Arsenical was again a FREELANCER.
Our hero had no armor to wear, no guns to shoot, no mana to use. But he did have one thing.
STARCALIBUR. A sword so legendary, its blade an open burning flame and the amount of people who use it for its intended purpose are surprisingly few.
With Starcalibur's handle held in both hands, Arsenical stared down at the Soulraze Elite.
"HEY VILLAIN! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THESE WORDS BEFORE?"
Arsenical ran at high speeds toward the powerful soldier, already expecting the guards to come and defend their better. When they did reveal themselves, he was prepared.
He swung the sword through the battalion while running wildly, and with no regard to his personal safety. The sheer force of the swings, supported by the strength of a star going beyond supernova, was enough to rip more than enough to shreds. A few hits were taken, but they were no match for his PLAYER PLOT ARMOR.
ACT 5: THE BEL CANTO OF THE SWORD
With his pace only slightly slowed, our hero burst through the back of the Soulraze Guard, only mildly worse for ware. Starcalibur, too, was still just as bloodthirsty and hot as the day it was forged.
Finally, Arsenical reached the guard, his killing intent almost tangible, but Arsenical's resolve was not broken. In fact, he was confident enough to finish his sentence from earlier.
"PLUS ULTRA!"
He had no guarantee this would do much damage. Heck, nothing else did much damage to the soldiers. But, he had an idea of something that might give him an advantage.
As our hero swung, he did the most logical thing he could think of at the moment. He dumped a large portion of his own life force into the sword.
With such a powerful fuel dumped into it, close, if not equal to a small star, Starcalibur's blade grew, and grew, and grew, until it was as long as the Elite was tall.
"LIMIT BREAK!"
Through the torso of the guard, Starcalibur was sent clean through, it caring not for any metal at this level of searing heat.
"PHOENIX WING!"
And then, with his assault on the Soulraze forces finished...
Act 6: The Diminuendo
Arsenical hands the legendary weapon to MooGoesCow21, handing it off randomly, just like how he himself received it.
"Here. Have it, i'm sick of it."
Finally, Arsenical collapsed, fainting. Take it to be an example of the dangers of legendary weapon overuse, or don't, just don't bother him with anything while he sleeps.
"Wait, really? Aw. I really thought that was gonna work."
-As I was saying, as the attempt fails, the guards begin to attack the PG entities. Travelius, in particular, is not doing very well at all.
ACTS 1 & 2: A FRENZIED COMPRIMARIO DUET
"Crap, time to get all spells on deck."
A simple staff was produced from the sleeve of Arsenical's cloak. While most would stop at the singular one, our hero needed as much power as they could muster, with these great stakes that are not had very often, so another simple staff exactly the same as the previous one appeared from his other sleeve.
"Double the staves, double the power!"
With nary a moment to spare, Travelius is blasted with all the white magic Arsenical's MP would allow.
"Curaga! Curada! Curaga! Cura! Cure! Cura!"
The spells were grand, the spells were simple, and with the double staff technique, they were also cast very, very, fast.
Unfortunately, like any other wizard blasting spells, the magic slowed, then... Stopped. Nothing, not even a single cure could be cast. Just like before, Travelius would be attacked, his health whittled down until the jam and slam were separated for another millennium.
However, that didn't mean the great being had to die here. The curtain had barely rose on this particular play!
ACTS 3 THROUGH 4: THE MESA DI VOCE, THE WHIRLWIND BEFORE THE STORM
Both staffs Arsenical held were thrown to the side. They were helpful, but as of this moment, not needed anymore.
The white mage asterisk is discarded similarly, thrown back into the player inventory. It was unfit for the current task at hand, and thus, Arsenical was again a FREELANCER.
Our hero had no armor to wear, no guns to shoot, no mana to use. But he did have one thing.
STARCALIBUR. A sword so legendary, its blade an open burning flame and the amount of people who use it for its intended purpose are surprisingly few.
With Starcalibur's handle held in both hands, Arsenical stared down at the Soulraze Elite.
"HEY VILLAIN! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THESE WORDS BEFORE?"
Arsenical ran at high speeds toward the powerful soldier, already expecting the guards to come and defend their better. When they did reveal themselves, he was prepared.
He swung the sword through the battalion while running wildly, and with no regard to his personal safety. The sheer force of the swings, supported by the strength of a star going beyond supernova, was enough to rip more than enough to shreds. A few hits were taken, but they were no match for his PLAYER PLOT ARMOR.
ACT 5: THE BEL CANTO OF THE SWORD
With his pace only slightly slowed, our hero burst through the back of the Soulraze Guard, only mildly worse for ware. Starcalibur, too, was still just as bloodthirsty and hot as the day it was forged.
Finally, Arsenical reached the guard, his killing intent almost tangible, but Arsenical's resolve was not broken. In fact, he was confident enough to finish his sentence from earlier.
"PLUS ULTRA!"
He had no guarantee this would do much damage. Heck, nothing else did much damage to the soldiers. But, he had an idea of something that might give him an advantage.
As our hero swung, he did the most logical thing he could think of at the moment. He dumped a large portion of his own life force into the sword.
With such a powerful fuel dumped into it, close, if not equal to a small star, Starcalibur's blade grew, and grew, and grew, until it was as long as the Elite was tall.
"LIMIT BREAK!"
Through the torso of the guard, Starcalibur was sent clean through, it caring not for any metal at this level of searing heat.
"PHOENIX WING!"
And then, with his assault on the Soulraze forces finished...
Act 6: The Diminuendo
Arsenical hands the legendary weapon to MooGoesCow21, handing it off randomly, just like how he himself received it.
"Here. Have it, i'm sick of it."
Finally, Arsenical collapsed, fainting. Take it to be an example of the dangers of legendary weapon overuse, or don't, just don't bother him with anything while he sleeps.
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gilded king
Very lost king aspiring to be not so lost
I place around 2000 2 x 2 m block of c4 on [SR] faction buildings while simultaneously making Arsenical chug a Final fantasy II elixir and then casting a hastega on the Godslayer
IC : You're not out just yet arsen , get your ass back up
The universe ends with you : one punch practiced a thousand times (3/20)
IC : You're not out just yet arsen , get your ass back up
The universe ends with you : one punch practiced a thousand times (3/20)
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MrMirrorMan
A clock in a suit.
ACTION:1/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:3/3 FOCUSED
CHARGE:2/10
[X]Roll Slots
With my focused action I create the most annoying, most irritating, most rage inducing thing to man. A really loud fly thing. It's the size of a normal fly, and it's loud. . . that's all you can see of it right now. It also only has 100 HP. Also, it's AG for whatever reason. It tries flies over to Xerath. . .but it's shot by a random Soulraze trooper. It spins down to the ground, buzzing a few times, before stopping for a minute. . . then it crawls back onto its legs before it starting flying over to Xerath again? What? That's not right. . . Another person shoots at it, it spins down stays deadish for a minute, then gets back up. This happens a few more times until it reaches Xerath, and it just starts flying circles around him, making a really loud, annoying buzzing noise all the while. At this point the Godmodder goes up to it, pulls out a fly swatter, and swats it with the force of a thousand million billion infinity newspapers. It gets back up. Everyone decides to take a closer look at the fly. . .nope, physically and mentally, it's a normal fly, but on the metaphysical level? Well, it seems that it has a special trait called "Destined Victim:Xerath". Taking a look at this variable, "Destined Victim:____", they can only be killed by the person whose name fills the blank space, meaning that this fly can only be killed by Xerath. Simple solution, put it in another world, and the godmodder does just that, looking quite smugly at me, for getting rid of it so easily, making me waste a FOCUSED action on it, before a portal opens up and the fly starts buzzing around Xerath again. If you would take another look at the flies stats, another trait of it is called "World Bound:Xerath" meaning that the fly will exist in the same world, same plane, same time period, as Xerath. All of this is completely fair, as the fly can only annoy Xerath. Yep, completely fair, creating something that will annoy Xerath into attacking it, most definitely lower his N scale at one point or another, yep, fair. . .
"Hehehehehehe. . ."
AMOUNT:3/3 FOCUSED
CHARGE:2/10
[X]Roll Slots
With my focused action I create the most annoying, most irritating, most rage inducing thing to man. A really loud fly thing. It's the size of a normal fly, and it's loud. . . that's all you can see of it right now. It also only has 100 HP. Also, it's AG for whatever reason. It tries flies over to Xerath. . .but it's shot by a random Soulraze trooper. It spins down to the ground, buzzing a few times, before stopping for a minute. . . then it crawls back onto its legs before it starting flying over to Xerath again? What? That's not right. . . Another person shoots at it, it spins down stays deadish for a minute, then gets back up. This happens a few more times until it reaches Xerath, and it just starts flying circles around him, making a really loud, annoying buzzing noise all the while. At this point the Godmodder goes up to it, pulls out a fly swatter, and swats it with the force of a thousand million billion infinity newspapers. It gets back up. Everyone decides to take a closer look at the fly. . .nope, physically and mentally, it's a normal fly, but on the metaphysical level? Well, it seems that it has a special trait called "Destined Victim:Xerath". Taking a look at this variable, "Destined Victim:____", they can only be killed by the person whose name fills the blank space, meaning that this fly can only be killed by Xerath. Simple solution, put it in another world, and the godmodder does just that, looking quite smugly at me, for getting rid of it so easily, making me waste a FOCUSED action on it, before a portal opens up and the fly starts buzzing around Xerath again. If you would take another look at the flies stats, another trait of it is called "World Bound:Xerath" meaning that the fly will exist in the same world, same plane, same time period, as Xerath. All of this is completely fair, as the fly can only annoy Xerath. Yep, completely fair, creating something that will annoy Xerath into attacking it, most definitely lower his N scale at one point or another, yep, fair. . .
"Hehehehehehe. . ."
A door appears out of thin air, it opens and I enter the room only to see the chaos, I attempt to get the fuck away from here only to find out the door is no longer there.
FOCUS-Shield Hijack
The enemy shield generator is quite impressive. Blanket 1000 resistance-quite good. Its currently being damaged, enough, in fact, to probably disable it. It will need fixing. I want it. I see opportunity in the juxtaposition of those two facts.
As a matter of course, I move myself to a spot where my activities won't be obvious. Then I summon a patent AG-brand computer hacker, a similar mind controller, and a few other useful doodads, and power them up with my Player Power. I use these various resources to alter tools, leave memetic programs in builder lines, give my self administrator privileges, damage the pillars attaching the thing to the ground, and generally make it more and more possible for me to steal it wholesale.
OOC: This is me trying to turn the Shield Generator to the AG side. This action is not necessarily intended to work all in one go.
The enemy shield generator is quite impressive. Blanket 1000 resistance-quite good. Its currently being damaged, enough, in fact, to probably disable it. It will need fixing. I want it. I see opportunity in the juxtaposition of those two facts.
As a matter of course, I move myself to a spot where my activities won't be obvious. Then I summon a patent AG-brand computer hacker, a similar mind controller, and a few other useful doodads, and power them up with my Player Power. I use these various resources to alter tools, leave memetic programs in builder lines, give my self administrator privileges, damage the pillars attaching the thing to the ground, and generally make it more and more possible for me to steal it wholesale.
OOC: This is me trying to turn the Shield Generator to the AG side. This action is not necessarily intended to work all in one go.
FOCUS!
Terry pulls out a Shadowverse deck of 40 cards. Yeah. Topkek.
He aims it towards the Soulraze Army, and then gets ready.
His three starting cards are Insight, Insight, and Fire Chain.
He plays Insight. Another Insight card is drawn. He plays Insight again. Another one.
It seems that all of those cards are Insight.
Finally, he only has two cards left.
As playing Insight again would cause him to lose, he plays Fire Chain. Fire Chain deals damage to a random enemy unit. Its Spellboost effect, which triggers upon casting a spell while it is in the player's hand, and stacks, causes it to do that another time.
He played the spell Insight 38 times. So that means...
...Fire Chain does its thing 39 times.
Death of a Thousand Cuts, baby.
Terry pulls out a Shadowverse deck of 40 cards. Yeah. Topkek.
He aims it towards the Soulraze Army, and then gets ready.
His three starting cards are Insight, Insight, and Fire Chain.
He plays Insight. Another Insight card is drawn. He plays Insight again. Another one.
It seems that all of those cards are Insight.
Finally, he only has two cards left.
As playing Insight again would cause him to lose, he plays Fire Chain. Fire Chain deals damage to a random enemy unit. Its Spellboost effect, which triggers upon casting a spell while it is in the player's hand, and stacks, causes it to do that another time.
He played the spell Insight 38 times. So that means...
...Fire Chain does its thing 39 times.
Death of a Thousand Cuts, baby.
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I walk around confused
"What the actual fuck did I get myself into?"
"What the actual fuck did I get myself into?"
OOC:
A very big war. The link to the OOC thread is on page 1. On the latest page of that is a summary of the situation.
ooc: I'm talking in IC
You see a small army of life-size plastic figures, and a space station that seems to have a castle orbiting around it.
You see fifteen people armed with flamethrowers, all clustered around a teenager to protect him.
Opposing them, you see an army in grey armor, with a starship flying above it.
Suddenly, you notice movement in the corner of your eye. Your head whips around, reflexively, and you see a massive creature appear and tear into the grey-armored soldiers. (This last thing hasn't quite happened yet, but it will soon.)
I turn the opposite direction and run as fast as I can.
"NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!"
Looking down I see that I am now almost totally healed of my injures, Just a few more burns and cuts and I'll look good as new. I experimentally flex my earlier broken elbow to see how it feels. "ACK!" I cry out and then rub my elbow to soothe the pain. "Okay! Still tender." I mutter to myself. Looking outside the window I look at the airship. 'Hmm I guess I should do something about that thing soon. It's been hammering us. Hmm.' I then look over at the Pain Monster 'I guess it's not that much of a threat compared to all the other stuff but it would not hurt to get ride of it.'
Focus action - "Healing Finger Pistol!"
Closing my eyes I focus my energy to my wish. 'I wish that when I use my right hand to form a finger pistol it will let out a intense beam of healing energy!' Suddenly my right hand has a light green aura surrounding it. I hold up my hand and look it over. 'Hmm, neat.' flexing my hand I turn towards the door and leave the bar, After I step out side I look towards the Pain Monster. 'Right lets see what this can do!' I then hold up my right arm, form it into a finger pistol and then aim at the Pain monster. The green aura that surronds my hands at once glows brightly and continue to glow even more brightly until it is almost blinding, all the while a loud whirl windup can be heard.
After about 10 seconds the energy that was building fires! A giant beam of green healing energy rushes towards the Pain monster and hits it square on, engulfing the pain monster in the healing energy!
Focus action - "Healing Finger Pistol!"
Closing my eyes I focus my energy to my wish. 'I wish that when I use my right hand to form a finger pistol it will let out a intense beam of healing energy!' Suddenly my right hand has a light green aura surrounding it. I hold up my hand and look it over. 'Hmm, neat.' flexing my hand I turn towards the door and leave the bar, After I step out side I look towards the Pain Monster. 'Right lets see what this can do!' I then hold up my right arm, form it into a finger pistol and then aim at the Pain monster. The green aura that surronds my hands at once glows brightly and continue to glow even more brightly until it is almost blinding, all the while a loud whirl windup can be heard.
After about 10 seconds the energy that was building fires! A giant beam of green healing energy rushes towards the Pain monster and hits it square on, engulfing the pain monster in the healing energy!
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MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I continue Charging 6/12
I take The Star Calibur and than arsenical for giving me it
I take The Star Calibur and than arsenical for giving me it
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
55597+1%= 56153
56153+300= 56453
I am sorry for delaying the plan that was voted most.
Soulraze Guards. Are they still there?
They are.
And they are plenty. 3000x50 HP= 150000 HP
Not enough Surrealism to simply extinguish them.
Need another solution...
Summoning...
Anger, Giraffe, Fire, Space distortion
Mixing...
Estimated Power-level: over 9 hundred
Level up in: 18 Kills
Power up when level up: Current Atacc times 10
Level up after Level up: Current Kills times 10
Special: Can only attack [SR] and gains power by killing them.
600 Surrealism was used.
You can still vote for another action.
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
You also see a zoo surrounded by a forcefield. It seems friendly.
Hint hint: it is.
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I go into the zoo and hide in a dark corner.
Action 1: "No! Rust Mother!" CoreBrute called out as he watched her be destroyed. He then roared at the Godmodder. "You would orphan a legion of children? Not if I have anything to say about it!" In his hand he held a staff that wasn't there before.
"Magic Wand! Make my Monster Grow!" He threw it at Rust Mother's defeated body, which had fallen in the crack caused by the earthquake which damaged her. After some 90s looking lightning special effects, a towering version of Rust Mother appeared. It immediately started swatting at one of the biggest targets on the Soul Razer side-The Airdrop Starship.
Action 2: Next he raised his hand at the Godmodder, and surrounded it with multiple television screens, of various sizes, definitions and sound quality. Then he played a specially prepared video on all the screens on repeat at 10,000 times the normal speed. A normal human wouldn't have been able to perceive what was going on, it being just white noise. But the Godmodder could hear and see at practically the speed of light, so they could perceive exactly what was going on, before they could move fast enough to stop it.
In some Otaku communities, this might have constituted a war crime. Especially to the Godmodder, who as the literate genius he was, had probably read all the chapters of Black Clover (including the ones yet to be written), he was aware of the travesty this anime was. The pain of this betrayal would hopefully distract him from the next action.
Action 3: CoreBrute turned back to Xerath, paying no heed to the fly as best he could.
"Xerath, listen you can't trust the Godmodder and I have proof. Handy!" He called out, and the little virus who somehow has lasted this long, floats over carrying a camcorder.
"Look at this recording." He turns the video to Xerath, showing the previous turn. It's a shot of the Godmodder putting the memory in Xerath's head from last turn (carefully edited to not show CoreBrute removing the memory in the first place).
"See? He's putting memories into your head with ease. Whose to say he hasn't done this before? Whose to say your reasoning for battle is your actual reason? Do you have any proof besides those memories, which we've proved were inserted by the Godmodder?" He questioned. "You need to find real proof, that the Godmodder isn't manipulating you, that your motivation is real. Memories and promises aren't good enough and you know it. You can't send your men off to die for a lie. Where's the proof Xerath?"
BrutalCore zooms to attack the Soul Razer guards.
"Magic Wand! Make my Monster Grow!" He threw it at Rust Mother's defeated body, which had fallen in the crack caused by the earthquake which damaged her. After some 90s looking lightning special effects, a towering version of Rust Mother appeared. It immediately started swatting at one of the biggest targets on the Soul Razer side-The Airdrop Starship.
Come on, I summoned a power rangers monster, of course I was going to make it grow. Don't hold it against me.
For those who don't know, when a monster is defeated and then grown, it regenerates all it's health and becomes significantly stronger-after all it fights giant robots now, without a noticeble decrease in speed. Sizewise, it's comparable to the size of the original megazord, so 333 feet or 101.5 metres tall. Also it should still be able to command it's children, but that's small potatoes.
For those who don't know, when a monster is defeated and then grown, it regenerates all it's health and becomes significantly stronger-after all it fights giant robots now, without a noticeble decrease in speed. Sizewise, it's comparable to the size of the original megazord, so 333 feet or 101.5 metres tall. Also it should still be able to command it's children, but that's small potatoes.
Action 2: Next he raised his hand at the Godmodder, and surrounded it with multiple television screens, of various sizes, definitions and sound quality. Then he played a specially prepared video on all the screens on repeat at 10,000 times the normal speed. A normal human wouldn't have been able to perceive what was going on, it being just white noise. But the Godmodder could hear and see at practically the speed of light, so they could perceive exactly what was going on, before they could move fast enough to stop it.
In some Otaku communities, this might have constituted a war crime. Especially to the Godmodder, who as the literate genius he was, had probably read all the chapters of Black Clover (including the ones yet to be written), he was aware of the travesty this anime was. The pain of this betrayal would hopefully distract him from the next action.
Action 3: CoreBrute turned back to Xerath, paying no heed to the fly as best he could.
"Xerath, listen you can't trust the Godmodder and I have proof. Handy!" He called out, and the little virus who somehow has lasted this long, floats over carrying a camcorder.
"Look at this recording." He turns the video to Xerath, showing the previous turn. It's a shot of the Godmodder putting the memory in Xerath's head from last turn (carefully edited to not show CoreBrute removing the memory in the first place).
"See? He's putting memories into your head with ease. Whose to say he hasn't done this before? Whose to say your reasoning for battle is your actual reason? Do you have any proof besides those memories, which we've proved were inserted by the Godmodder?" He questioned. "You need to find real proof, that the Godmodder isn't manipulating you, that your motivation is real. Memories and promises aren't good enough and you know it. You can't send your men off to die for a lie. Where's the proof Xerath?"
I'm hoping Xerath will demand proof from the Godmodder, and maybe stop his forces' attacks briefly. Maybe he'll disappear for a bit. Maybe we'll actually get to see what hold the Godmodder had on him?
Either way, I have plans for that Yorehammer next turn.
Either way, I have plans for that Yorehammer next turn.
BrutalCore zooms to attack the Soul Razer guards.
Whilst hiding I subconciously summon a wooden stake the size of the universe, it falls on the godmodder.
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hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
The World decides a new path. How many will follow?
The last two rounds The World collected votes that decided the World's action. This strikes The World as a bit unfair, but democratic.
Couldn't it become a communistic AND democratic voting?
Any AG can now join the "Communistic Democratic AG players" (CODE-AG) by writing: I join CODE-AG.
This is how this works:
By joining you give your actions to the CODE-AG, but gain the right to vote for the plan of the CODE-AG. The plan with the most votes wins.
Pros:
Better Coordination
Idling will not be useless
No argument over Starcalibur
Hivemind
AG is communism
Cons:
Not everyone will like the plan
No secret plans
Excessive planning
Must post winning plan before update
Anti-capitalistic system
The last two rounds The World collected votes that decided the World's action. This strikes The World as a bit unfair, but democratic.
Couldn't it become a communistic AND democratic voting?
Any AG can now join the "Communistic Democratic AG players" (CODE-AG) by writing: I join CODE-AG.
This is how this works:
By joining you give your actions to the CODE-AG, but gain the right to vote for the plan of the CODE-AG. The plan with the most votes wins.
Pros:
Better Coordination
Idling will not be useless
No argument over Starcalibur
Hivemind
AG is communism
Cons:
Not everyone will like the plan
No secret plans
Excessive planning
Must post winning plan before update
Anti-capitalistic system
Little_Hunter
A7M3-J Kai
Some soulraze builders, locked in a trance, suddenly find themsleves working on a far superior project. You see, there is no need, nor true use, for any of the trinkets they have built: They are wasted labor, hopeless constructs with no chance of success. So, with a limping walk, hammers cutched in their hands, they march forth. All of them, in unison, walking onto a hill overlooking the position of those hopeless fools who will soon be dead. They bring blocks of wood and wire, and begin to shape. Ordinary materials, reformed, reshaped, rebuilt, into a superior purpose- Superior to the waste of effort Xerath, that fool would have them perform. Such is the nature of blindly following.
The first shape comes into form, recreated from the materials of folly. Even as basic and unrefined as it is, it feels far superior to the finished products they already have: Such is the nature of unwasteful activity. Grooves dig into the wood in a circular pattern, ascending vertically. It is only the basis for our great project, but it shall ascend yet higher. We must make it yet greater. A strange, black, paint is applied to it, followed by a all-red "letter" that hurts to look at. Hurtling Forever Towards the Earth falls onto the merciless ground, becoming the first block. It's top and bottom, strangely, are flat.
Piece by piece, it grows larger, wires inside snaking all the way to the top. As it reaches it's apex, someone installs eyes on a face of sorts. Meanwhile, all sorts of weapons mysteriously appear than vanish around the thing, their disappearance unexplained. Finally, the soulraze builders carry in a pair of massive wings. You know, the type you'd expect on a totem pole. Now, where have i seen this before? It, strangely, has many equally sized, metal-lined holes within it, all of which terminate somewhere within the wing. Cables and crane pull them up, and they too, are scarred by the language of the stars, writ in red.
With a single, final, effort, one of them flips a switch on the back. The switch then breaks in half, moments before the totem's top slides off, and a massive missile of doom is launched towards the rest of the soulraze builders as the rest of the turret opens up with a variety of lasers, machine guns, cannons of a great calibre, and missiles, all of which tear into the soulraze builders and their project. The face, meanwhile, opens up: A massive laser emerges from it, which then proceeds to fire into the Soulraze Builders, devastating them yet more.
And so, the Anti-Soulraze Builder turret begins it's reign of terror.
May it never end.
The first shape comes into form, recreated from the materials of folly. Even as basic and unrefined as it is, it feels far superior to the finished products they already have: Such is the nature of unwasteful activity. Grooves dig into the wood in a circular pattern, ascending vertically. It is only the basis for our great project, but it shall ascend yet higher. We must make it yet greater. A strange, black, paint is applied to it, followed by a all-red "letter" that hurts to look at. Hurtling Forever Towards the Earth falls onto the merciless ground, becoming the first block. It's top and bottom, strangely, are flat.
Piece by piece, it grows larger, wires inside snaking all the way to the top. As it reaches it's apex, someone installs eyes on a face of sorts. Meanwhile, all sorts of weapons mysteriously appear than vanish around the thing, their disappearance unexplained. Finally, the soulraze builders carry in a pair of massive wings. You know, the type you'd expect on a totem pole. Now, where have i seen this before? It, strangely, has many equally sized, metal-lined holes within it, all of which terminate somewhere within the wing. Cables and crane pull them up, and they too, are scarred by the language of the stars, writ in red.
With a single, final, effort, one of them flips a switch on the back. The switch then breaks in half, moments before the totem's top slides off, and a massive missile of doom is launched towards the rest of the soulraze builders as the rest of the turret opens up with a variety of lasers, machine guns, cannons of a great calibre, and missiles, all of which tear into the soulraze builders and their project. The face, meanwhile, opens up: A massive laser emerges from it, which then proceeds to fire into the Soulraze Builders, devastating them yet more.
And so, the Anti-Soulraze Builder turret begins it's reign of terror.
May it never end.
Update XLVIII
11 builders slain! Perfectly Generic Castle created!
The Shield Generator grinds and sputters! Gasp! Hack! Eventually, it starts moving again, its internal components badly damaged! 33,000 damage to the Shield Generator!
Shield Generator destroyed!
(Ah... you meant to shield the beacon... well, I'll increase its shield's HP a little bit, too...)
6 guards slain!
Welcome, the Second Scarlet Prince! He has joined Team AG!
(Fix. I made a lot of accounting errors last turn, it seems.)
Oh, you're right. Sorry, I lost track of the guard chaining going on.
Your entities have been evacuated automatically with EVACUCORP. Please redeem your Claim Ticket come Update 58.
(Alright, so if the Eagle Spawner was still alive, then that means you have one more eagle... but if the Thunderhawks weren't alive, then they didn't kill those 2 footsoldiers last turn... no, I'll just leave it. I hate retroactive entity accounting...)
The Soulraze forces surround your remaining forces, and they all get a drink together before the final confrontation.
Using the power of Yorehammer, despite every fiber of your being screaming at you to let it go, you touch the two hearts together! The godmodder prevented you from taking his two hearts to a plane outside of reality, maintaining a tight grip on his own.
The instant the two touch... they fuse together. And glow. Brighter... brighter... BRIGHTER...
BOOM!!
A massive explosion rocks the HEXAGONAFIELD, with the godmodder at its very center. He is thrown back, 3 HP down.
And both Resolute Hearts are gone. Completely obliterated.
The godmodder pauses for a moment. Is it really...?
Cera: What was that!? Wait... the Resolute Heart... did you destroy it?
Ash: Impossible. A legendary weapon could never be destroyed so easily.
Jamie: But we did it! They're gone! And that means the godmodder's plan is RUINED!
Cera: I just... don't know. After what little I managed to learn about the weapons... I thought it would be harder. Something about this doesn't feel right.
Jamie: Good job, fellow players! Great job!
Ash: ...
But the godmodder gets back up. He sees no choice but to continue his plan. After all, the Resolute Heart was probably the least important piece. Thus far, the Player side is the only side to get anything out of it! Yeah... there's no reason for him to be upset. He's not stopping.
And as for YOU, JoeBOB. The moment you hand Yorehammer off to Corebrute, you collapse on your feet. Laying on the ground, your head is pounding. You can hardly move, and you won't be able to for quite some time. Players aren't strong enough to hold onto Legendary Weapons for that long. Someone else could've executed it for you, if you handed them off right away....
This coming turn, you'll have 1 action. The next turn, 2 actions. After that, you should hopefully be fully recovered. You're lucky you didn't hold onto them for even longer, or it would have been even worse!
The SR fools open the presents, and you didn't specify what was inside them... Hurrah! Candy! Videogames! Its a christmastime dream! Yay!! Thank you, Daskter, they shout!
Your entities will do as you say.
On what? Charge stones give the equivalent of one player action in power, but you need to use them FOR something. Unless... you wouldn't be TRYING to invoke Entropic Paradox Rolls, would you? Such a thing would be cause for you to descend the Neutraladder... In any case, you use the Temporal Condensor to make 9 new charge stones, to have them good and on hand.
+14,000 HP to Travelius! 8 Soulraze guards slain! Starcalibur given to MooGoesCow!
Block of C4 placed on the Barracks! Now, to detonate it...
The Godslayer's attack is slightly boosted this turn!
Xerath: Must... resist... grrr...
The godmodder gives him some selective sound-blocking earmuffs to help him out, that only block fly noises. Still, Xerath is very much annoyed. Maybe he'll be more susceptible to other things, now...
SLOTS ROLL: 4 3 6
SLOTS ROLL: 9 3 4
The Shield Generator is a wreck. But maybe it could be fixed, albeit in a more fragile state... The Soulraze troops have mostly stopped paying attention to it, and your hacker and other resources make it ready for transport... But how to fix it?
Fire Chain tears into the guards, killing 8 of them!
Welcome to DEFEAT THE GODMODDER! You're in the middle of a war between armies. Luckily, you have Player Powers, which make you mostly invincible, plus you get the ability to warp reality with sheer creativity and force of will!
+20,000 HP to the Pain Monster!
Charging...
55597+1%= 56153
56153+300= 56453
I am sorry for delaying the plan that was voted most.
Soulraze Guards. Are they still there?
They are.
And they are plenty. 3000x50 HP= 150000 HP
Not enough Surrealism to simply extinguish them.
Need another solution...
Summoning...
Anger, Giraffe, Fire, Space distortion
Mixing...
Estimated Power-level: over 9 hundred
Level up in: 18 Kills
Power up when level up: Current Atacc times 10
Level up after Level up: Current Kills times 10
Special: Can only attack [SR] and gains power by killing them.
600 Surrealism was used.
You can still vote for another action.
The new summon charges towards the guards, screeching, and manages to kill 8 of them before getting cut down with force!
You are now cowering in the zoo! The pleasant air and peanut stands do little to distract you from the constant sounds of explosions and death immediately outside.
The Rust Mother is now attacking the Airdrop starship, dealing damage every turn!
NO! The godmodder was a HUGE FAN of Black Clover! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!? NOOOOOOOOOO! He takes 1 damage in pain!
Xerath is completely confused. He tries to sit down, but with the Fly, he can hardly think straight! He needs clarity!
What could this be?? Xerath clearly remembers Corebrute taking the memory out in the first place - that memory wasn't removed. But... if he can't trust his memories, if the powers of this war allow memory altering at will... what... what can be trusted.
Then he realizes. Corebrute, messing with his memories, just to prove memories can be messed with? His memories in his mind are too strong. They must be real. No, Corebrute is the evil one! How dare he mess with his opponents on such a level!
Xerath: Corebrute!! I'm going to make you PAY for this!
The godmodder isn't a vampire, silly! The wooden stake falling on him only does the damage a universe-sized stake falling on a normal man would do. Which is nothing, of course.
Combining AG actions to make a hivemind collective, that uses all the actions in the most efficient way towards goals... if people are on board, sure, but it kind of takes away some of the joy to just vote for what your actions will do instead of doing them yourself...
The ANTI-SOULRAZE BUILDER turret has appeared!
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Jamie finishes her charge! She launches a SUPER HEALING LASER OF CANDY at the Pain Monster! With captain.cat's help, she manages to heal it back to full HP! Which is nothing! Pain Monster killed!
Jamie: Eat it, you mechanically-unique monsters!
Ash starts a major new charge...
Cera hits the Soulraze Foot Soldiers with a DEATH GLARE that literally kills 5 of them.
Xerath looks around for Corebrute. He spies BrutalCore, who looks different, but similar. There he is! Corebrute must be trying to disguise himself! Xerath charges at BrutalCore, and really lays into him with a flurry of punches, kicks, all player-powered to contain enough energy to singlehandedly melt the ice caps and flood the world as much as BrutalCore's body is flooded with pain! 15,000 damage to BrutalCore! Also, the fly was accidentally killed at some point.
Breathing, Xerath realizes that this whole thing is stupid. But it's too late. He lost control. And now, he is N-1 on the NEUTRALADDER. The godmodder shakes his head, and Xerath breathes deep. Control...
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AG:
Arengith and the engineers finish their projects on the Space Station. Winry finishes her invention, whatever it was (Corebrute...?). The scarlet Prince gets an attack shield.
The Godslayer, with its boosted attack power fires into the Guard crowd! Both of its attacks manage to kill 15 guards! With them in the way, it's hard for anything to get through... The Scarlet prince leaps at the 5 remaining guards, and crushes them all in one attack! Now, the footsoldiers are open to being murdered!
The VFD flambe some footsoldiers, killing 15! BrutalCore joins them, killing 10 more! The Starcraft Army and Travelius slam the Airdrop Starship, dealing 18,000 damage!
PG:
25 of the remaining soldiers charge at the flagging VFD, eliminating their attack shield and cutting them all down! The VFD are eliminated! 5 more footsoldiers attack the Starcraft army's barracks + Tech lab, destroying it completely! No more mauraders right now!
CaptainNZZZ's forces activate HEROIC LAST STAND! Their drinks let them know, clearly, that the whole lot of them are expected to die this turn! In exchange for guaranteed death, they can act on the PG turn, even though normally they'd act too late to do anything!
They all charge into the ranks of the remaining 30 foot soldiers! Cutting and hacking, they manage to kill every last one! The entire Soulraze footsoldier contingent is gone!
The godmodder glares at them. They thought their death would be easy and swift, didn't they? CaptainNZZZ's army clatters in their boots... They back away slowly... and the godmodder gives them an evil grin. The eagles and skeletons immediately panic, turn around, and run away! ...Right into the portal that appeared behind them! The skeletons are transported to the realm of bone-loving puppies! The eagles are transported to the realm of Eternal Thunderstorms! Either way? They are, for all intents and purposes, dead.
The airdrop starship decides to do some cleanup! It blasts the Skeletal Warrior and unused Weapons of Mass Destruction, completely destroying both. The Elite attacks Travelius, dealing 10,000 damage!
The last of the reinforcements for the Soulraze army appears. 10 new guards. 30 new footsoldiers. 30 new builders. The soulraze forces' own production grants them an additional 5 builders, 15 footsoldiers, and 15 guards. But it's more than that. You also see a new miniboss approaching... the SOULRAZE LIUTENANT! As long as he's alive, all Soulraze-aligned units a x1.2 boost to attack! A 20% increase! Take him out quickly!
The builders finish their new barracks. It'll start producing next turn.
MooGoesCow21 The godmodder uses his super long arms to reach into your pocket from across the HEXAGONAFIELD... is he going for Starcalibur?
CoreBrute The godmodder sends a tickle monster! He's going to distract you with tickling! Look out!
N:
Without CaptainNZZZ's units, the N side feels so... small. EternalStruggle's beacon keeps on shining. The Anti-Soulraze Builder turret shoots and kills 10 builders.
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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Godslayer!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!
Minor tasks:
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The airdrop starship is strong, and its reinforcing the Soulraze forces!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
The Soulraze liutenant is buffing the entire army's attack!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The airdrop starship is strong, and its reinforcing the Soulraze forces!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
The Soulraze liutenant is buffing the entire army's attack!
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 1!), Collide (ready in 7!)(Boss)(15% dodge chance)(protected from 5 attacks)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash(Charge: 1/4)
[AG]Jamie
[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(20% dodge rate)
Perfectly Generic Castle: 20,000/20,000 HP (protecting Space Station)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready in 1!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Holds one AG portal
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 170(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 24,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding Scarlet Prince)
Scarlet Prince: 50,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(3,000 TA):
SCV: 30/30 x 15 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Marines: 100 x 1 HP, 100 x 1A
Marauders: 300 x 2 HP, 200 x 3A
Hellions: 300 x 1 HP, 300 x 1A
Orbital Command: 8,000/8,000 HP, 2,000A
Command center: 45% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 1.5%)
Barracks: 1,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Barracks: 0% complete (cost: 1 SCV = 5%)
Factory: 4,000/4,000 HP(+1 Hellion per turn)
[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 5,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills!
[AG - Arsenical]Travelius: 20,500/40,000 HP, 15,000A
[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP
[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)
[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 10!)(+1 attack shield in 2!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 2 attack)
Shield: 25,000/25,000 HP
[ANTI-SR]Anti-Soulraze Builder Turret: 15,000/15,000 HP, 8,000A
[P]Peacekeepers(22,300 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP (negotiating access to infinite plastic warehouses, done in 1!)
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40(building death-elite training camp, done in 12!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching upgrade limit break eternity(done in 2!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, researching dual pathways(done in 4!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Possesses 19,600 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control
[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 45 HP, 1,000 x 45A
[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 70 HP
Barracks: 15,000/40,000 HP (+10 guards and footsoldiers per turn!)
Barracks: 40,000/40,000 HP (+10 guards and footsoldiers per turn!)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)
[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 25 HP, 250 x 25A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)
[SR]Soulraze Elite: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A, Special: Dual Stab (ready in 1!)
[SR]Airdrop Starship: 79,000/100,000 HP, 12,000 x 2A (+5 footsoldiers and guards per turn)(-3,000 HP per turn, Rust Mother attack!)
[SR]Soulraze Lieutenant: 100,000/100,000 HP, 19,000A (x1.2 attack to all Soulraze forces)
[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 100,000/100,000 HP (+5 builders each turn)
[PG]Godmodder: 228/300 HP(Project Charge: 3/4)
Player info:
Captain.cat
Corebrute(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 6/12)(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 7/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 1/20)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
The_Two_Eternities
That-Random-Guy
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
[N+1]JoeBOB(Charge: 13/15)(Severely Weakened - 1 action this turn!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(2/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter (annoyed)
gilded king(2/20)
Pionoplayer
Trifling Epithet
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(in TF2 Zoo)
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 9
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 0/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Corebrute(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 6/12)(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 7/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 1/20)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
The_Two_Eternities
That-Random-Guy
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
[N+1]JoeBOB(Charge: 13/15)(Severely Weakened - 1 action this turn!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(2/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter (annoyed)
gilded king(2/20)
Pionoplayer
Trifling Epithet
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(in TF2 Zoo)
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 9
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 0/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks