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Defeat The Godmodder

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Moniker said:
The MOTHER OF ALL LASERS is fired at the godmodder! The godmodder puts on his cool shades. The laser reflects off of them... and straight into the FAKE CAPTAIN.CAT! 25000 damage!

The Traveler has arrived! What is he going to do, and if it's "be an entity", what are his stats like?



+30% portal opening!



You now have PISTOL AMMO! You're ready to use your GUN POWERS!



The digestion entity opens its mouth really wide, but it still gets hit in the face! Digestion entity killed!



The armor Crusher's black blade swings down... the Digestion entity is too dead to stop it! Its blade comes right back around and it ends up hitting itself! 10000 damage! The Armor Crusher will attack the godmodder this turn!



The Leviathan will attack the Armor Crusher this turn only!



The DREADNOUGHT has arrived! It is not currently on the field, rather residing as a possession in your player inventory, attempting to suppress the results of Eevee's hell portal!



Army men have been TIMEFROZEN! They're essentially sitting ducks for the next few turns.

That's... one way to stop all the nonsense with them.



Welcome!

While driving the motorcycle towards the godmodder, you start to go slower... and slower... you ran out of gas. You forgot to fill up before you entered the battlefield.

Eventually, you come to a stop about three feet away from the godmodder. He taps your motorcycle, and it collapses into a heap of motorcycle parts. Then he stares at you.

You've started summoning the Monster of God!



The godmodder looks at you. He hates to be mocked. He really does. But his godmodding-level anger management courses kick in. He practices his "instantly clear all rage from your mind in 1 microsecond" technique.

OOC: The godmodder forcibly grew his nose back after getting hurt by an attack involving his noselessness. Doormaker being [N] just... seemed fitting. He'll still respond to your orders.

Also, focusing on godmodder attacks is kind of worthless. Spending more than one action doesn't give them that much better of a chance.



Ooh... preparation...



The godmod armor is REALLY tough. You vaporize about 50% of it.

As the rock travels in the air towards him, the godmodder gets out his "dictionary - DTG concepts edition". He flips it to the page and points to a specific entry:

"Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"

You look at the cover, and yes, the godmodder did write this dictionary. "Author: Godmodder."

The godmodder also points out that SPECIFICALLY Arsenical owed the debt, not the whole of the players. Maybe if he had made that mistake...



Yikes. The godmodder would dodge, but he can't due to your wording. He takes 1 damage, and decides to just be conveniently deaf the next time there's a sound-based attack.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: No.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: N-wait, you get two?

OOC: Now that the godmodder has multiple legendary weapons, every point of damage earns you a 10% shot at both of them!



You can tag along on any player's sidequest, or try to find one of your own! I'd ask you to wait until at least one sidequest finishes though, running three at once would be pretty taxing...

OOC: Update on the next book chapter coming once I have some of these sidequests finished.



You play an EPIC THEME SONG! The godmodder is conveniently deaf so he can't hear it.

The two jaegers auto-combine! Way to speed things along!



The Digestion monster is gone from the battlefield! You double-portal the Armor crusher instead! 10000 damage!

Real human summoned! ...You guess he's supposed to stop the plastic army? He kind of just looks confused, though.



The godmod gear is now steadily getting a little bit eaten every turn!

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AG:

The space engineers finish the antimatter energy generator for the space station!

The VFD burn the fake captain.cat for 24000 damage! The steel balls hit the Armor Crusher for 6,500 damage! The infinity jaeger summons another copy of itself!

PG:

The Armor Crusher charges at the godmodder and swings his sword at him! The giant, black sword comes crashing down onto the godmodder, and the minute it touches him, it explodes into a thousand giant black shards that go everywhere! The Armor Crusher now lacks their sword, and his attack is somewhat crippled! The situation gets even worse when the Leviathan crashes into him for 70,000 damage!

The godmodder launches his ANTI ATTACK SHIELD ATTACK! Everything AG or N with attack shields loses one of them!

He also finishes his summoning! The BOULDER is now on the battlefield! Every turn, it hits both one AG/N and one PG entity with its attack!

The godmodder isn't going to stop summoning new overpowered friends until you get him out of endgame mode! You're only going to be burning more time distracting the longer this goes on...

The fake captain.cat, enraged that his army men are frozen in time, walks over to the Steel balls and punches them, removing an attack shield!

N:

Yogg-Saron and ORYX! don't have orders!

Doormaker opens up Moogoesthecow's portal 20% more!

The army men are completely frozen. For the first time, they can't continue to advance their ridiculous power. They can only sit there, frozen, as Rusty starts munching on the Godmod gear. They won't be that way forever, though...

The epic, and only somewhat effectual, bombardment of the Armor Crusher by CaptainNZZZ's forces continues! 27000 damage!

The real human looks around, confused. What... Why...


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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode! Maybe that pie-related method could help...

Minor tasks:
The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Kill the fake captain.cat who's manipulating them! Also... they're getting REALLY strong... Right now, though, they're frozen!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep the Armor Crusher neutralized! He'll ruin anything he can get his hands on!
Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!
Keep Boulder neutralized! He's more of a tanky entity but he can hurt you, too!
The real human...


THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 140(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Construction drone: 8,000/8,000 HP(adding 20 engineers of work!)
Portal: 90% open(summoning ally sworn to fight the godmodder)(closes 10% each turn)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 16,000 HP, HP/2 A (+5,000 HP next turn!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 40 HP, 300 x 40A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)

[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 6,000/6,000 HP, 2,000A (replicombo power)
Infinity Jaeger: 6,000/6,000 HP, 2,000A (replicombo power)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(27,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(building Chuckles wall, done in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 15 HP, 500 x 15A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+2 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 4 HP, 250 x 4A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Chuckles: 7,000/7,000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(2 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)(25% dodge rate)

[N - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 13,000/35,000 HP, 14,000A

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 14,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(65,000 total attack)(protected from 1 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed)(Frozen in time for 2!):
Riflemen V: 1000/1000 HP x 130, 200x130A
Machine gunners III: 400/400 HP x 100, 400x100A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Squad leaders: 1,000/1,000 x 5 HP (+3 riflemen, +2 machine gunners)
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 4!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 112
HQs: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, calling engineers x 85(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 10,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use) GodMod armor(40% there)(-10% per turn), GodMod weaponry(90% there)(-10% per turn), Grenade launchers
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[N]Real human: 10/10

[PG]Armor Crusher: 94,500/500,000 HP, 15,000 x 3A

[PG]Leviathan: 300,000/300,000 HP, 70,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready in 2!)

[PG]BOULDER: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Godmodder: 255/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)

[PG]Fake Captain.cat: 26,000/75,000 HP(Can't communicate!)



Player info:
Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 5/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 2/5)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0
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Actually Yogg does have orders. Before the showdown, I told him to keep opening his mouth and rain various spell upon the battlefield. What each spell does, wellllllll..... it's random. Have fun.
 
I Spend 1 action on opening the portal it will summon a entity that i will PM to you

I use my last 2 action to put on some cool shades and then shoot the Godmodder with a little pistol THAT SHOOTS CHAINSAWS

Also the space engineers will start making a SUPER LASER on the space station that can do a super attack every 6 turns every 3 turns with the generator
 
I hum appreciatively at the dreadnought's effects. Not quite what I was shooting for, but close enough.

With my actions, I summon the LAZER RAPTOR! He may be small, but he packs a punch - his lasers cover things in dioxygen difluoride, more commonly known as FOOF! In addition to doing lazer damage, once something is hit, it KEEPS EXPLODING, until there is nothing left to explode.
 
Action 1: I take the real human and move him into a pocket dimension designed to keep them alive indefinitely in reasonable comfort. Then I apologize for how they've been pulled into this mess, and provide them with a computer that has a few games and a text editor. Besides that, they get a deactivate able window to see the battlefield. (Its auto-scrubs memetic threats, info-hazards, and levels of input (auditory, visual, or otherwise) sufficient to damage them)
 
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That-Random-Guy said:
Action 1: I take the real human and move him into a pocket dimension designed to keep them alive indefinitely in reasonable comfort. Then I apologize for how they've been pulled into this mess, and provide them with a computer that has a few games and a text editor. Besides that, they get a deactivate able (and scrubbed for memetic threats) window to see the battlefield.
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OOC: Damn I was too slow, I was going to ask him to help me with getting the Godmod Gear off in exchange for me protecting him, Oh well at least the guy is safe.
 
Now I look at the motorcycle, then back to the godmodder, then back to the cycle, then back to the godmodder.

I will end you...
1. I pull out the [Banhammer!], clearly the weapon of some far off godadmin. What better tool to strike at a filthy godmodder? TAKE A PERMABAN!
2. After that.... event... I waltz over to the fake captain.cat and attempt to bite his head off. What? Thought these were just for show?
3. I reach into my pocket, and attack the godmodder again! This time by throwing the PIE. The Planetary Implosive Explosive! A grenade that warps reality by both exploding and imploding with the mass of a planet, creating a black hole! Ehh... This probably won't work, but then again...

Hey guys! We need everyone to either kill him with copious amounts of firepower for a turn, or redirect a monster. We need everyone if we want to deal five damage anytime soon... Even the Despicable Neutrals

 
That-Random-Guy said:
Action 1: I take the real human and move him into a pocket dimension designed to keep them alive indefinitely in reasonable comfort. Then I apologize for how they've been pulled into this mess, and provide them with a computer that has a few games and a text editor. Besides that, they get a deactivate able (and scrubbed for memetic threats) window to see the battlefield.
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Scrubbed for memetic threats, nothing about infohazards...

Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

Mwahahahahahaaaa!

But seriously, self-inserts are worse than narrators, because if one of them shows up, then you have both a narrator with enough influence over the story to add in a character and a character with a very powerful friend/enemy.
 
"Oh thank you thank actually worked." I sigh in relief. 'Now I'm going to need a way to store all that godmod gear without them being able to get it back. Hmmm, Eh this will do for now. I wish for a bag of devouring!' Suddenly a bag appears being held in my hand by it's handle straps, it looks pretty normal at first until you try to look inside in which you will quickly find it has rows upon rolls of teeth. I grin as look at it. "Hey buddy are you hungry?" The Bag's teeth suddenly start to chatter! "Sounds like a yes, Well time to get to work!"

I jog over the nearest riflemen I can see and I grab his godmod gear (godmod weapons and armor) and start stuffing the gear into the bag of devouring, as the gears into the Bag what sounds like a wood chipper can be heard being emitting from the bag. After the last Item is completely devoured the Bag lets out a loud burp. After that i move onto the next Riflemen and repeat the possess.

Continuing on I come across the Machine gunner that is tripping and is about to face plant, I move him into a position to keep him from falling onto the ground, I then as fast as i can start taking the godmod gear off and feeding said gear into the bag of devouring and then moving onto the next soldier.

I then come across the Medic that is about to drop a pill of LSD into another's coffee cup, I give annoyed look. I pluck the LSD pill and pocket it for later, I then pick the Offending medic's own coffee cup and place it upside down over his head so when time unfreezes the coffee will spill all over the medic head, I then set to work removing all godmod related gear into the bag of devouring.

As I going through the Engineers removing all of their godmod gear I come across the Engineer that is stuck in a state of free fall. Sighing I race to the barracks and take a mattress from it and come back placing it on the ground, I then reach up and pull down the falling Engineer and place him on the mattress. I then go back to work removing the Godmod gear, stripping the Engineer of any Godmod gear he may have and of course feeding the godmod gear into the Bag.

After a bit I come across the Riflemen that is juggling 6 grenades. I stare at this for a moment. "What in the Sam hell did you think you were doing? That is dangerous military equipment that you are misusing you idiot!" Before i can go into a deeper rant I then remember what I'm here to do and I start removing the Godmod Gear off the Riflemen. As I'm plucking the Grenades out of the air I come across the one that had it's pin pulled. "How the fuck did that happen?" I ask but then remember that his frozen in time so his unable even hear me. 'Hmm what to do...' I say as I look at the Grenade and see it's one of the non godmod weaponry, I then look over at the Godmodder. 'Hmm.' I then stick one of my pointer finger to feel the wind direction, only to realize that there is no wind. 'Hmm okay well that my make things a little easier, Okay add about 27 degrees to the arc of the thrown subtract about 6 ft and 3 inches from the length, account for about 2 and half pounds of weight, Okay should land on target, eh probably not.' With the calculations out of the way I wind-up the throw and then with a great amount of strength I pitch the Grenade high into the air and it begins to climb to the height of it's arc.

I then come over to the scientists and see that they are all in the middle of using test tube vials alcohol. I faceplam at this sight, I but I quickly recover and I quickly relieve them of their Godmod gear and I then search the research file cabinets "D, E, F, G! found it! hmm, junk, junk, why is there porn here? junk." I keep searching the file cabinets.

OOC: Hey guys if each one of you give one action to getting rid of the godmod gear we will have it all gotten rid of this turn. I would greatly appreciate it if you would help me.
 
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1 action spent to incrament 7/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
action one: yes, yes, thats all very nice, but you still have a large sore on your head, so shush.
I inform the godmodder that, irrespective of the accuracy of his dictionary (which was written by a biased source- himself- and can as such be mostly ignored if there is evidence to the contrary), the record shows that he did not, in fact, move out of the way, for it says in the records of the world:
"As the rock travels in the air towards him, the godmodder gets out his "dictionary - DTG concepts edition". He flips it to the page and points to a specific entry:

"Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"

You look at the cover, and yes, the godmodder did write this dictionary. "Author: Godmodder.""
he stood there as the rock flew, and did not dodge. he took out the dictionary, and did not dodge. he flipped to an entry, and did not dodge. he showed me the book, and did not, and could not have dodged, for i was reading the entry and would notice its movement. this is more then sufficient time for a rock that practically suffers no air resistance to fly through the air and bonk him in the head.
therefor, the rock either did bypass his defences including any avoidances he might use instead, or he just failed to stop a normal rock from harming him.
Second action: Grammar Nazism Turns Against its Master
secondly, I note my own name. JOEbobobob. I note the godmodders name is unknown. I note the godmodder published the dictionary under the name "godmodder". I note that he is the only known godmodder. I note that he said "you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"". I note that my name does not capitalize the bobs.
look to your left. back at me. back to your left. now there's JOEBOBOBOB. look to his left. back at him. now he has a hammer. look to his right, oh look there I am. back at him. now he's conversing with me about how the godmodder has tarnished his reputation and he is here for revenge. look up, back at him. he is now empowered by a variety of ancient, interdicted spells from his world, and has a look of murderous rage in his eyes. look at the godmodder. back at JOEBOBOBOB. hey, where'd JOEBOBOBOB go? look back at the godmodder, i suppo- oh, look, there he is, hog-tied by JOEBOBOBOB and about to be hammered to deat- oooh, thats gotta hurt. lets look at something else for mind bleach. oh, look, a kitten. how cute! lets play with the cute kitten until the godmodders done with his "getting beat up" quota for the day.
[some time later]
silly kitten, thats not how you get in a box!
[some time latter.]
hm, looks like JOEBOBOBOB's left. the godmodders face looks really bruised and terrible now... oh well.
 
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After getting ammo, i bury the coat i got as deep as i could.
"I don't ever want to remember wearing that."
I finally took the time to look around me. I was literally nowhere.
where am i even supposed to go?!
There's just grass everywhere i looked.
Maybe i should just start walking.
...What the hell am i thinking? I can just wish to go there instead of walking.
"Umm, I would like to be transported to the safest place close to the godmodder."
 
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    • Eevee shadow bacon said:
    I use my unusually sharp teeth to bite and deconstruct the clothes, thread by thread, off the doll, while holding it steady with my left hand, as I place right hand on a red circle.
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    Ah yes, the old de-thread shenanigans!

    You successfully pull off the doll's clothes, with minimal limb jerking! The godmodder has used his powers of extreme dexterity to do backflips, and the two of you manage to finish at the same time! TIED ROUND!

    The game of twister stops. Suddenly, you find a cue stick in your hand, and a pool table in front of you. A simple un-numbered white ball is set in front of you, and a triangle full of other colored and numbered balls is on the other side. That's right... it's time for CHUTES AND LADDERS.

    You find yourself shrunken down to the size of an ant! It's the godmodders turn... what's he going to roll on the spinner?

    GODMODDER'S D10 ROLL: 9+1

    High roll! Bad luck! The godmodder successfully executes LADDERSNAKE SMASH, where he hits the balls in such a way that they make a big line as they roll towards you! Also, snakes rise out of the ground and tie your feet down, preventing you from moving your legs or jumping! Quick! What's your dodging strategy!? Or strategy in general?


    CURRENT SITUATION:

    GAME:
    Chutes and Ladders, Pool Edition
    Godmodder's turn

    Health: ++++++++++
    Eevee Shadow Bacon
    (Has a pawn, and a queen)
    (size of an ant - needs to dodge pool balls!)

    Health: +++++++++
    The Godmodder
    (Has ???)


    Current stakes:
    Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
    One legendary weapon

    Hikki said:
    Wouldn't it be better to show health as numbers? it's pretty difficult to see a change in the health bar. At least in these colors.
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    Oh sure, showing health as numbers instead of +s might have silly, intangible benefits such as "being easier to understand" and "being way more practical", but using +s has REAL benefits like "being much cooler".
     
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    • The Veil IX
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    • Arsenical said:
    Well, this has been an interesting... However long it took me to get here from the start of the path. An hour? Two hours? "Man, my sense of time is getting really screwed up. Maybe it was caused by of whatever's caused the literal physic breaking path?... Eh, no time to worry about that."

    "So..." I start, looking at the guards, "Why does your master want to see me? And who are they, may I ask?"
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    Guard 1: He said he needs to discuss your Legendary Weapon debt with you. He may be able to help you.
    Guard 1: They are our master. Little else matters.

    As he says the second line, you see him twitch a little.

    Dreamland Castle: Elevator
    Bulky Guard 1(can be talked to)
    Bulky Guard 2(can be talked to)
    Elevator Panel
     
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    • ACTION 1: The Rust Monster starts bleeting like a sheep. CoreBrute ran up to it, taking it's pincer in his hand. "What's wrong old girl? Speak to me!" It started to curl up, CoreBrute held on tightly.

    "No, stay with me old friend! I need you! Who else will get high with me at 4 in the morning without asking why? Please don't go!" Then it started to caw one last time...before popping out several white pellets.

    "Huh? Are these..." Then the eggs started popping and dozens of little genetically modified Rust Monsters started popping out. "Oh my god, I never knew you were pregnant? Is this that godzilla thing where you don't need a male to impregnante you?" The rust monster mother looks sheepishly to the side. "Reggie from accounting? That little bastard. We'll deal with him later." CoreBrute then smiled at the little rust monsters crawling over the frozen soldiers.

    "Oh look, they're so hungry they're devouring the godmodder gear too! Aww, how sweet." He says, ignoring the probably horrified thoughts going through the army men as little monsters crawl all over their frozen forms. Serves them bloody right.

    (OOC: Spending an action to create more baby Rust Monsters to accelerate the rate of Godmodder gear being consumed. )

    ACTION 2: Once he was sure his friend was feeling better and ready to start eating again, CoreBrute pulled out an artifact he'd been holding since his temporary death experience. The bound soul of the Godmodder's puppy.

    "It's time then." He held the item to the sky and felt it glow as it surrounded him. "To use your power against your master." Music started playing loudly as he felt the soul bend to his command.



    Suddenly he felt his body filled with that incredible power.
    Moniker said:
    It's just the cutest little thing you've ever seen, with those adorable eyes, those cute little paws with claws that could tear anything to shreds in seconds, that total immortality, the tongue that and hugs that would brutally crush anything that recieved them...
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    As the oversoul glowed around him, his hands glowed with the giant puppy's claws.

    ACTION 3: "Godmodder!" He called out the the true form. "Your puppy wants to show you some love!" With incredible speed he lunged at the Godmodder, arms outstretched to give a hug that brutally crushed anything that recieved them. The Godmodder could have moved even faster than that speed-except when he looked at CoreBrute he could see the spirit of his beloved puppy, the one he just mourned. And he hesitated for a moment.

    But that moment was enough for CoreBrute to grab him...and crush him.
     
    I pullout my potion of invincibility and smash it over my head. The potion tricks down covering me in an aura of invincibility, meaning the snake snap off my legs and I cooly dodge the balls, while carefully tracking the balls trajectory.
     
    The man decided to not attack the Godmodder for a turn (he was sort of out of ideas for the moment) and instead blast the Fake Captain.cat.

    FOCUS - BLASTING THE FAKE CAPTAIN.CAT

    Getting out a mean looking gun, he fired several bullets at the imposter, before firing an explosive charge out of the underbarrel launcher, detonating right in the foe's face. After that, he had the gun vanish, although in doing so a gun-shaped energy bolb appeared, which soon turned into more of an arrow before shooting off and smashing into the Fake's chest before also exploding. Was all this fancy? No. Was it effective? Yep.
     
    That-Random-Guy said:
    Action 1: I take the real human and move him into a pocket dimension designed to keep them alive indefinitely in reasonable comfort. Then I apologize for how they've been pulled into this mess, and provide them with a computer that has a few games and a text editor. Besides that, they get a deactivate able (and scrubbed for memetic threats) window to see the battlefield.
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    This was actually my fault to begin with. Never expected to be moved into this world.
    I take that memetic threats covers being drawn into the cult? Hopefully it does.

    I too hope my relatives are fine with the second hungry visitor (can't and don't want to imagine what he is doing right now).

    I will write you about HarVesters most likely moves this round and some background knowledge about him. If it wasn't for all this change and danger... this could be even a cool vacation.

    OK. First about the actions:

    Probably he wants to keep the balls save after the shields are broken. In which way he keeps them save... I will just imagine writing that... this is what I came up with:

    He goes into the city to use the energy fields and creates a Armor crusher-Armor, that has to be defeated before the balls can be damaged, from the stuff that fell into his portal (HP 10000).

    Of course he will be angry about me vanishing and try to get me into the cult. Hopefully he doesn't succeed in that.

    Then he will somehow try to eat the Spaghetti... where is it again?

    Hm. What will he do next? What was I planning for him? I was actually mainly planning for myself. Maybe a backup? Damn that would be terrible!
    Imagine that! Humans suddenly being replaced by evil clones... that sounds totally like HarVester. Probably some men with combat experience.
    We have to do something! He will eat them or even... yeah they will be summoned inside his cult and then outside of it.
    Good against the army, but bad against human rights.
    This can't be happening!

    I write something about HarVesters background later, need a short break from this shit.

    Ah you forgot the mass destruction in 1 round.
     
    My first action (x1.5) is a simple enchantment, the next attack against Chuckles will end up healing and boosting Chuckle's total health instead of hurting him or taking an attack shield away.

    My second action (0.5x) is spent boosting the wall the techmarines have been building, allowing it to slowly gain more total health each turn.

    Finally for my third action (x1) I make the Armor Crusher to use one of it's three attacks on the Godmodder by instilling an completely overcoming need to attack the Godmodder in the Armor Crusher. The Armor Crusher is given a cream pie to 'help' it when it attacks the Godmodder.

    I order the rest of my entities to attack the Armor Crusher because they might as well keep doing what they've been doing for all this time.
     
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    Action 2 and 3: I set up a specialized spatial warp to make it so that damage from the Armor Crusher's second and third attack land on the Fake Captain.Cat and the Armor Crusher in that order of priority.

    Captain.Cat sorry I can't really help you yet.

    Message to everyone: The Leviathan has not been redirected or canceled. It does 70,000 damage. All other entities of a similar level of strength have been distracted. Please fix this. Thank you in advance.
     
    Actually I am not going to tell you stuff about HV. I thought about it and I don't want to be punished for it.
    But I came up with a way to get away from the anger of HV. I just align with another AG player, so he can't do anything against me.

    Hey That-Random-Guy! Thanks to you I got this all. I will trust you with that life of mine ok? Don't get mad with power.
    If this works I will tell you all about HV if you want.
     
    Moniker said:
    Guard 1: He said he needs to discuss your Legendary Weapon debt with you. He may be able to help you.
    Guard 1: They are our master. Little else matters.

    As he says the second line, you see him twitch a little.

    Dreamland Castle: Elevator
    Bulky Guard 1(can be talked to)
    Bulky Guard 2(can be talked to)
    Elevator Panel
    Click to expand...
    Click to shrink...
    "Your master, eh? The "decent salary with dental' kind of master, or the 'submit to my will and fulfill my every order' kind of master?" I think, but don't say. The amount of space to move around in the room is too small to fight well in, and considering it's two on one, I don't like the odds.

    Instead, I just wait the rest of the ride out, until the top floor is reached.
     
    For this turn, I will use a giant heater to speed-up the process in unfreezing out our important army-men(cause they are just so valuable to us!)

    This heater will be big enough to be able to defrost the entire army and then we can get them back into the fight!

    All three actions will be used to make the heater efficient and sure to speed up the unfreezing process!
     
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