Defeat The Godmodder

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I tackle Victory by Ablation and take Yorehammer.
I add another charge to the hell portal.
I pull out a Shen Gong Wu and force it into the GM's hands, challenge him a Xiaolin Showdown.

 

[Victory by Ablation]

Victory notices Eevee running at him. Taking something tiny out of his coat and placing it onto the Yorehammer, he seems to make a wrapping motion around the hammer. Odd. He first prepares for the attack by splitting and creating two clones of himself and placing the hammer into his coat.
"Have I mentioned I can create imperfect clones?"
They are imperfect clones, but clones nonetheless. He hands the first clone several very small things, similar to the thing he placed on the hammer.
"Take care of the Godmodder's goons for me."
The first imperfect clone hops off into the distance. He then brushes gently against the second clone and very swiftly passes him something, too swift for anyone to see, before pulling out the hammer. The second clone hops away too as Victory looks at Eevee.
"Oh. I see. You do not wish to be on my good side, is that right? Well, you won't like my bad side."
Just as Eevee tackles him, Victory's hand seems to slightly brush against Eevee's and makes that very same wrapping motion. Eevee, not noticing anything, grabs the Yorehammer and runs off.
"That's a shame. I wasn't hoping that I'd have to waste both an action and an actual technique on you, but looks like I have no other choice."
Victory places his hands on the ground in his usual fashion and thrusts forward, appearing in front of Eevee Shadow Bacon who apparently tried to steal his weapon.
"Yes. I am fast."
Blending in with the background, Victory seemingly goes invisible for a few seconds, before grabbing Eevee's leg very gently and pulling it. It doesn't bring Eevee down to the floor, too gentle for that, but it just confuses him slightly enough for Victory to coil his hand around the leg, jump up and thrust a punch at him.
"Defend yourself! I'm waiting."

While Victory deals with Eevee, the first clone hops off to stop Popple the Shadow Thief from harming him.
"Hello. Good to see you."
Victory's clone hops at Popple and his body just brushes slightly against his back. While Popple isn't looking at him, he begins talking.
"I know many things about you. I know who you are, see?"
The clone then grabs Popple's arms and thrusts him into the air, himself jumping up grabbing him in a choke-hold.
"You are here to take my weapon, correct? Well, you should know, I am not the one who currently possesses it. Go to Eevee Shadow Bacon. I'm sure he is the one with the weapon."
Victory's clone lets go of Popple. Popple, upon realizing that Victory does not really have the weapon, decides to see for himself and approach Eevee Shadow Bacon, presumably without harming him yet. The clone also signals at the Godmodder and tells him to watch the battle between Eevee and Victory as it is bound to be interesting. The clone then evaporates into thin air, being an imperfect clone after all.

The second clone isn't even visible at this point. He seemed to have ran away faster than anyone could catch him.

 

[Captain.Cat]

Seeing the Radio before I was sucked into the Spaghetti monster I make a wish 'I wish for the any and forms of remote communications my imposter has to disappear from his person and appear with me!'. The imposter suddenly feels all of his remote communications items and ability's he had owned or had been given or he had stolen, or etc, to have disappeared (feels instead of sees because he is still blind from having his eyeballs busted by yours truly) and I suddenly have all of said remote communications items or ability's that was from my imposter now with me.

Focus-action "Change in command" (my last 2 actions)

In the strongest and most commanding voice I can muster I yell into the radio "THIS IS CAPTAIN.CAT! SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS FROM COREBRUTE NOW!" I then with all my strength crush the radio in my hands destroying It completely but breaking most of my fingers and leaving larges gashes in my palms causing lots of bleeding, I Scream in pain from the injures but now the imposter has no way of leading my men to their doom while we are both trapped in the SPAGHETTILAND hell. So I can focus on killing him!

 

[CoreBrute]

"You heard your commander!" CoreBrute yells out as soon as the Captain made the delceration through the radio. However he frowned as he could feel the miasma still affecting the soldiers. "Damn it, how do I purify this area from it's effects-hmm Handy?" He asked as the small virus floated towards him holding some data for him.

"What's that you got there? A web page?" He glanced at it. "Wow, WikiHow really does have all the answers."

ACTION 1: In moments, CoreBrute had created a circle of salt water around the soldiers, with any rubble cleared up. CoreBrute, now wearing stereotypical cultist robes (price tag still sticking out) begins chanting, walking around the circle as he does so.

"Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the evil spirits out. Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the evil spirits out. Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the evil spirits out.

""I conjure thee, O Circle of Power, that thou best a meeting place of love and joy and truth; a shield against all wickedness and evil...something something, yada yada, may the force be with you, Kumbaya." With his rushed prayer the circle seemed to work, and the miasma of the imposter was purged from the soldiers.

ACTION 2: "Alright soldiers, now that you're better," CoreBrute tossed off his robes. "It's time to get rid of that gear. Handy, the bag." Handy dragged to CoreBrute a rather heavy brown suitcase. There may or may not have been a hand sticking out of it briefly.

With practised twists of the combinations, CoreBrute unlocked the bag, and swung it open. He reached deep into it, going farther into it than the bottom of the ground it rested on.

"There you are, you orney bugger." He pulled out a giant cocroach/armadillo crossbreed, about the size of a great dane.

Spoiler: Rust Monster

"Alright soldiers, I want you to throw all your Godmod gear before Rusty here. If you don't it will climb up ontop of you and to find it itself. And you don't want that. Now drop that Godmod gear now!" He released the specially bread Rust Monster-it only fed on material made by the Godmodder, rather than ordinary metal.

ACTION 3: Now he turned to the engineers who were constructing a GodMod training camp. "Hey-stop constructing that now!" He yelled. The engineers looked uncertain, like they might not heed his orders.

"Oh you want to be like that? Ok then." CoreBrute pulled out his phone, took a picture of the camp and posted it on twitter with the following message.

OMG, another education facility trying to preach the lies of climate change and evolution to our children. #KeepJesusInSchools #WordOfGodmodderNotWordofGod

In moments, there was a large vocal outcry online, from people complaining about the new education camp in the community. After a minute, the fanatics started pouring out the woodwork, went to the unfinished training camp and started wrecking it, burning it to the ground. (Think how violent the church goers were in the Free Bird scene in Kingsman, without Colin Firth to slow them down, all aimed at a camp).

CoreBrute was grateful the engineers were smart enough to stay out of the twitter warriors ways.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

FOCUS: DOORMAKER

I make a call. "Hello? I need a portal opened. Send Doormaker to Earth 5802-Blue-Sigma-Romeo. Don't worry about his power, the Foundation has an applicable asset." And if it didn't, we had a lot of trans-universal anomalies. After a few seconds, a portal opened and Doormaker stepped through it.

(OOC: Doormaker is a summon that can open new portals or keep old ones open.)

 

[Moniker]

"Like I said, creepy." I thought as I looked at the twisted faces on the tree. "This is almost certainly real people turned into wooden trees. I bet it."

But, well, I couldn't do anything about it without getting more information, so I continued forward across the bridge and on the turning path.

"Everything is so silent. So surreal."

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You continue on the forest path, and walk for quite some time, with little changes in the environment, though the path does take a lot of twists and turns. You reach a large gate. Beyond the gate, the trees end, the path widens out, and eventually becomes a proper road. Far, far in the distance, you can see a bright white castle. Light seems to emanate from it.

More importantly, there's a guard guarding the gate immediately in front of you. He stands in completely white armor, but isn't completely still like the rest of the environment - you can see him shifting slightly. Or, you assume its a him. His helmet covers his entire face, and you can't see a thing underneath. He's holding a white blade. You're not sure what metal it's made out of to appear white instead of steely-colored.

What will you say to him?

Dreamland: Castle Gate
Gate Guard (can be talked to)
Castle Gate(sneak past...?)

 

[feller21]

Ok, some major things have went on since my last post!:

Ok, after dealing with the dragon, I look at the Godmodder and notice that his power is going straight to the max!

I also take note of the Godmodder being busy with summons(which means his hands are full at the moment!).

I don't want to forget that there is this new legendary weapon called the Yorehammer, and the fact that holding on to it allows you to ignore any kind of protection, including the Godmodder's!




I want both JOEbobobob and I to hold on to the weapon together, he will do his actions and I will do mine which will be stretching my legs towards the Godmodder and doing a SUPER ULTRA MEGA LIGHTNING KICK!!

"Where will you kick him?" y'all may be asking? Well, I am going to be kicking him in the groin, and there will be a sonic boom after I do so. Plus, his armor will be ignored!

All three actions will be used for this turn!


IMPORTANT NOTE: I am going to be gone for a few days because I'm going on an awesome backpacking trip IRL and I just want to do something stupid/hilarious before I leave for the time being!

While I'm gone, good luck guys on trying to deal with the current situation and have a great weekend!!

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OMG, the legendary DTG player, pionoplayer liked my post!

sociopathicinsanityboostx10.jpg

In this case, I will finally summon the horrible entity known as THE INFINITY JAEGER!!!!


Please read the following description to truly understand the horrors that is this....mistake!:


MY TURN BEGINS HERE:

So I proceed to summon two jaegers from Pacific Rim that will do fusion to make a bigger jaeger. Then that bigger jaeger will summon another jaeger of equal size to do fusion with to create an even bigger jaeger. They just keep doing this over and over again to exponentially increase in HP, power, attack, and size!

This will probably be horrible because although it will be aligned to the AG side but guess what, WE NEED TO PROTECT IT FROM THE GODMODDER'S FORCES!!

Think of this as my own little experiment, to find out if this will be a good idea or not!

IMPORTANT NOTES:
NONE OF THESE JAEGERS REQUIRE PILOTS!!
ALL CREDIT GOES TO THIS REDDIT THREAD, I AM MERELY MAKING THE ENTITY MORE EFFICIENT!!
ALL THREE OF MY ACTIONS WILL BE USED FOR THIS TURN!!
I DON"T KNOW WHY I AM DOING ALL CAPS!!

 

[Arsenical]

You continue on the forest path, and walk for quite some time, with little changes in the environment, though the path does take a lot of twists and turns. You reach a large gate. Beyond the gate, the trees end, the path widens out, and eventually becomes a proper road. Far, far in the distance, you can see a bright white castle. Light seems to emanate from it.

More importantly, there's a guard guarding the gate immediately in front of you. He stands in completely white armor, but isn't completely still like the rest of the environment - you can see him shifting slightly. Or, you assume its a him. His helmet covers his entire face, and you can't see a thing underneath. He's holding a white blade. You're not sure what metal it's made out of to appear white instead of steely-colored.

What will you say to him?

Dreamland: Castle Gate
Gate Guard (can be talked to)
Castle Gate(sneak past...?)

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Oh! someone else! about time. And that castle... If the legendary weapon is anywhere, it's there.

"Hey!" I yell over to the guard, hoping for a peaceful resolution to this. "Where am I, exactly?"

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

Ok, some major things have went on since my last post!:



OMG, the legendary DTG player, pionoplayer liked my post!

sociopathicinsanityboostx10.jpg

In this case, I will finally summon the horrible entity known as THE INFINITY JAEGER!!!!


Please read the following description to truly understand the horrors that is this....mistake!:


MY TURN BEGINS HERE:

So I proceed to summon two jaegers from Pacific Rim that will do fusion to make a bigger jaeger. Then that bigger jaeger will summon another jaeger of equal size to do fusion with to create an even bigger jaeger. They just keep doing this over and over again to exponentially increase in HP, power, attack, and size!

This will definitely be horrible since it won't be aligned to any side but guess what, I DON"T CARE AND JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

Think of this as my own little experiment, to find out if this thing will be deadly or not(it probably will LOL!!)

IMPORTANT NOTES:
NONE OF THESE JAEGERS REQUIRE PILOTS!!
ALL CREDIT GOES TO THIS REDDIT THREAD, I AM MERELY MAKING THE ENTITY MORE EFFICIENT!!
ALL THREE OF MY ACTIONS WILL BE USED FOR THIS TURN!!
I DON"T KNOW WHY I AM DOING ALL CAPS!!

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"Guys!" I call. "We need to do something! Otherwise we'll have, what, four entities that want to kill us all? Five? (Also, why, feller?)"

OOC: Alas, these are sad times where we have a [V] player, a [N-1] player, an [AG] player turning (evil? void? edgelord? evil void edgelord?), and four? five? hostile entities arrayed against us. (So do something to make it not sad times feller21.)

 

[Moniker]

Oh! someone else! about time. And that castle... If the legendary weapon is anywhere, it's there.

"Hey!" I yell over to the guard, hoping for a peaceful resolution to this. "Where am I, exactly?"

Click to shrink...

The guard stares right back at you.

Guard: Name. Intentions.

Dreamland: Castle Gate
Gate Guard (can be talked to)
Castle Gate(sneak past...?)

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

"Guys!" I call. "We need to do something! Otherwise we'll have, what, four entities that want to kill us all? Five? (Also, why, feller?)"

OOC: Alas, these are sad times where we have a [V] player, a [N-1] player, an [AG] player turning (evil? void? edgelord? evil void edgelord?), and four? five? hostile entities arrayed against us. (So do something to make it not sad times feller21.)

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Wait..who are the other evil players. Also, just call me a void player. Is much more fun to stab people in the face and not the back.

 

[Victory by Ablation]

"Hm. Well, if you aren't going to defend against my actions, I have no other choice."
Victory turns to Eevee Shadow Bacon yet again, seeing in the distance how Popple is approaching them. He quickly turns around to check if the Godmodder is watching, as he promised him that the battle will be interesting.
"Mister Godmodder, I request that you shift your attention to what is about to happen. It will… interest you, to say the least."
Popple approaches Eevee to steal the Yorehammer. Eevee, not noticing anything, is shocked when Popple grabs hold of the Yorehammer. However, something unexpected happens to both of them. Even the Godmodder is shocked at this point.
"Victory! Just as planned."
Both Eevee and Popple collapse on the ground, with heavy injuries from electrical shocks. It seems that when Popple took hold of the hammer, both parties got zapped and knocked out. Victory takes out a small blue chip and a small red chip out of his coat and shows it to everyone around him, including the Godmodder and all the other players.
"I didn't expect anyone to understand my actions, I am very swift after all."
First, he points to the blue chip. It seems to have a tiny plus sign engraved on it.
"This is the positive chip. When I brushed against Eevee and grabbed his leg, I was actually placing tiny chips on him. In fact, the very same chips are located on the Yorehammer. I had to use positive chips for both Eevee and the hammer so the shock wouldn't be noticeable at first."
He then points his finger at the red chip, which has a similar tiny minus sign on top of it.
"This is the negative chip. I was also placing these chips on Popple when I fought him. I had no intentions of harming him; my goal was always simply to place the chips on him."
Next, he takes both of the chips into one hand.
"These chips are unactivated, which is why they aren't zapping me. I can make them activate in a certain time limit or via command if I wish, as you may have realized, I have used the former in this battle."
Finally, he puts the chips back into his coat.
"When an activated positive chip and an activated negative chip are in close proximity, they send a powerful shock wave around their victims and to each other. However, you may have noticed that I mentioned there were chips on the hammer as well. Normally, it would simply be a waste of time to attack them to something in-between, as that is simply unnecessary. The two chips do not have to collide to trigger and the victims don't have to touch each other. The reason I put chips on the hammer is..."
The Godmodder is interested and wants Victory to continue. At this point, he is fully invested into the battle. However, Victory doesn't finish the sentence. He simply smirks and evaporates into thin air, just like his clone.

Everything goes silent. Step. Step. Step. Somebody's running at the Godmodder.
"Got ya!"
Victory, somehow with the Yorehammer visible in one of the pouches of his coat, runs at full-speed and full-strength at the Godmodder, who was too interested in the battle to notice anything. Victory strikes the Godmodder with his fist over his head, gaining armor-negation from the Yorehammer and yelling out 'VICTORY!', before leaping up into the air and laughing.
"I suppose you're confused right now. I guess I'll have to explain this part of my plan, too."
Landing on the ground, Victory tosses the Yorehammer into the air and catches it, still smirking.
"You see, when I made my clones, I sent one of them away and put the Yorehammer in my coat. You may have noticed that I gently bumped against the second one. At that moment, not only did I pass him a fake Yorehammer that I created when I first claimed the real deal, but I also swiftly changed places with him. I could have sent him to attack the Godmodder for me. However, I knew that an imperfect clone won't be strong enough for something like that and I needed to surprise the Godmodder with vanishing or else he might've noticed the attack. The real Yorehammer was always with me and the fake was created out of a special metal which not only flawlessly conducts electricity, it also amplifies it. This is why I bothered to place chips onto it in the first place; the metal allowed the shock to be that much more powerful. While the Godmodder was watching, I made sure to use my real self to run at him. I was hiding behind the whole time and gathering energy to attack which is why I couldn't be seen."
He looks at the Yorehammer and then at the shocked bodies of Eevee and Popple, breathing out gently.
"Victory... is mine."

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

Wait..who are the other evil players. Also, just call me a void player. Is much more fun to stab people in the face and not the back.

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OOC: No, no. I was calling you a [V] player. The [N-1] is EternalStruggle, and the maybe AG player was feller21. By the way, feller, you should probably edit the actual part of your post where it says the summon has no alignment.

 

[JOEbobobob]

victory, I suggest not actually hitting the godmodder with the yorehammer. hit him with your fist or something. hitting the godmodder with starcalibur returned it, so yorehammer might function in a similar way, and moniker did say at the time something like 'letting any part of the godmodders body touch starcalibur was foolish'.
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[Victory by Ablation]

victory, I suggest not actually hitting the godmodder with the yorehammer. hit him with your fist or something. hitting the godmodder with starcalibur returned it, so yorehammer might function in a similar way, and moniker did say at the time something like 'letting any part of the godmodders body touch starcalibur was foolish'.
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OOC:
I don't think so. On page 42, feller21 distinctly attacked the Godmodder's groin with the Yorehammer and dealt two damage. Besides, I made sure not to let it linger for too long next to the Godmodder.
We'll just have to see.

Moniker Also, I apologize for bugging you but I wanted to ask you a favor. Could you please add commas after every three digits in an entity's health bar? You can decline if you wish to, but it would make viewing HP much easier for me and I'm sure others won't mind it either. Thank you.

 

[JOEbobobob]

"Ok, after dealing with the dragon, I look at the Godmodder and notice that his power is going straight to the max!

I also take note of the Godmodder being busy with summons(which means his hands are full at the moment!).

I don't want to forget that there is this new legendary weapon called the Yorehammer, and the fact that holding on to it allows you to ignore any kind of protection, including the Godmodder's!

I want both JOEbobobob and I to hold on to the weapon together, he will do his actions and I will do mine which will be stretching my legs towards the Godmodder and doing aSUPER ULTRA MEGA LIGHTNING KICK!!

"Where will you kick him?" y'all may be asking? Well, I am going to be kicking him in the groin, and there will be a sonic boom after I do so. Plus, his armor will be ignored!

All three actions will be used for this turn!"
quote from their attack, size increase added by me. they kicked the godmodder and held yorehammer, but yorehammer never touched the godmodder. so yeah, please don't hit him with the real yorehammer.

 

[Victory by Ablation]

"Ok, after dealing with the dragon, I look at the Godmodder and notice that his power is going straight to the max!

I also take note of the Godmodder being busy with summons(which means his hands are full at the moment!).

I don't want to forget that there is this new legendary weapon called the Yorehammer, and the fact that holding on to it allows you to ignore any kind of protection, including the Godmodder's!

I want both JOEbobobob and I to hold on to the weapon together, he will do his actions and I will do mine which will be stretching my legs towards the Godmodder and doing aSUPER ULTRA MEGA LIGHTNING KICK!!

"Where will you kick him?" y'all may be asking? Well, I am going to be kicking him in the groin, and there will be a sonic boom after I do so. Plus, his armor will be ignored!

All three actions will be used for this turn!"
quote from their attack, size increase added by me. they kicked the godmodder and held yorehammer, but yorehammer never touched the godmodder. so yeah, please don't hit him with the real yorehammer.

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OOC:
Oh, I never realized that the Yorehammer gave the armor-negating passive regardless of whether it is used to hit or not. Thank you. Looks like you were right.

 

[feller21]

"Ok, after dealing with the dragon, I look at the Godmodder and notice that his power is going straight to the max!

I also take note of the Godmodder being busy with summons(which means his hands are full at the moment!).

I don't want to forget that there is this new legendary weapon called the Yorehammer, and the fact that holding on to it allows you to ignore any kind of protection, including the Godmodder's!

I want both JOEbobobob and I to hold on to the weapon together, he will do his actions and I will do mine which will be stretching my legs towards the Godmodder and doing aSUPER ULTRA MEGA LIGHTNING KICK!!

"Where will you kick him?" y'all may be asking? Well, I am going to be kicking him in the groin, and there will be a sonic boom after I do so. Plus, his armor will be ignored!

All three actions will be used for this turn!"
quote from their attack, size increase added by me. they kicked the godmodder and held yorehammer, but yorehammer never touched the godmodder. so yeah, please don't hit him with the real yorehammer.

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Yeah, I don't know why I didn't mention this before but, I never wanted to hit the Godmodder with the hammer in the first place. I wanted to just HOLD it and do my action while just purely holding it!

 

[JOEbobobob]

I mean, it does say "Yorehammer:
The Hammer of Piercing. Whoever holds it shall gain the might of a planet. Equipping it takes a portion of your life force, but the stronger you are, the less that portion is. It is part of the set of the seven ultimate weapons. All who hold it can ignore any and all methods of protection. Attack shields, bodyguards... you simply don't have to care."
so its the holder who gains power, as opposed to blows with it being unblockable, unless its just a unclearly-written. i mean, starcalibur doesn't require the godmodder use it to attack (like, by stabbing things?) to grant the double action as far as i can tell, and doesn't require an offensive action when getting double-action from it, so i think it means what i said, probably.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS: I open a 1-turn Portal to SpaghettiLand. this portal only allows attacks and entities to go in. (No escape for that guy) If I have leftover energy I make sure it has a special function to let AG entities and players leave. If I still have leftover energy I attack the Fake Captain.cat with red energy blasts.

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

//So can i join whenever i want?
'Cus that'd be cool.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

//So can i join whenever i want?
'Cus that'd be cool.

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Of couse you can join in whenever you want

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

//So i have three turns before the godmodder can do anything, right?

I suddenly appear on the battlefield. Confused, i look around, thinking to myself " What am i doing here?"
i instantly gain that information.

"Defeat the godmodder."

 

[JOEbobobob]

ThatRandomGuy, Aren't all the armor crushers actions being absorbed by the mirrors, then redirected into it? i don't think stunning it is useful rn.
/notatsop. ever notice how post backwards is almost stop?

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

So i have three turns before the godmodder can do anything, right?

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Not quite. You have three actions each turn. Turns are separated by Updates, which Moniker can do at any time (theoretically, at least. His update cycle seems to be 24 to 48 hours, with an occasional 72-hour interval). In Updates, Moniker responds to the actions people have taken since the last Update, telling them what the results of their actions were. He also describes the entity (NPC) interactions and updates the Player List and Itinerary.

To get up to speed, I would advise reading the five latest updates, as well as the Cybercrime sidequest. In fact, if you have time, read the entire thread, it's not that long yet.