Defeat The Godmodder

[Krill13]

Eyowe's most hated character? Right now, some random Cake Quest hater. That guy's not even the worst Cake Quest hater, but have you seen his "I H8 CAKE QUEST" t-shirt? It's so ugly. I heard that he made it himself. What a loser.

Whatever-the-fuck amounts of actions:
Oh god Eyowe's a Cake Quest addict now. He has just used up all of his actions, yet he still wants more. He wants to do Cake Quest so much, he's resorted to stealing actions. Guess who's a certain spider with the most actions per turn right now? Eyowe steals actions from the Itsy Bitsy Spider for Cake Quest.

 

[Ender_Smirk]

The Heir suddenly notices something. He feels normal player levels. This must be because the computers are absolutely paused currently. He therefore chuckles, and then opens up his chat line, since he is back in minecraft. He then types in the weather alteration command to cause rain, making it suddenly ready to rain. Then, he moves close to the spider, and uses a world edit barrage to make a giant water spout, scaled to the spider in question. He then sings, mainly to himself, "The Itsy Bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the spider out." No sun comes, however, and this plan seems to be all that will happen to the spider.
(He uses however many actions aren't cake quest stolen to do this. I find it funny.)
"Also, if that doesn't count for more hated, then fine. Try Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister. The kid was a massive jerk, and took much longer than any character that didn't deserve it to die. Wait, scratch that. Since they are all so weak, can we just count every person who took too long to die, even though they deserved it, in that series? If not, then just him, but killing them all would be a special type of satisfaction for me."

 

[Cephalos Jr.]

Action 1: I betray myself by shooting myself in the head. The Helmet of Betrayal is destroyed by the attack, but my betrayal wasn't quite strong enough to harm myself through the powerful artifact I was wearing. However, as it was still a betrayal, the Helmet of Betrayal can't do anything about it.
Action 2: I notice something weird. Both the Sealed Lightshard and Sealed Darkshard were summoned. But only the Sealed Lightshard appeared on the entity list, and it appeared as [PG]. We all know what this means. The Darkshard has been the Lightshard's natural opponent for a while, and is still that way. But the questions are "where was it all this time and where is it?" I wish I knew the answer to the first. But I do know the answer to the second: It's right here, having just joined the [AG] team to fight the Lightshard.

Also, my most hated character is a cat, called by some extremely pretentious name. Tigerstar I think it was? It doesn't have any special powers; it's just an exceptionally nasty and stupid cat. It's completely out of its depth here.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

(X1) I throw a spider donut at high speeds at the Itsy Bitsy Spider,it probably won't do anything but it's funny

(X2)I observe Cake Quest...you know,a whole lot of steps seems to be able to be done simultaneously,I split myself into a bunch of mini-Paradoxdragons and do all of these steps and more via having a Shared Inventory to quickly and efficiently handle delivery Quests as well as doing all of the escort missions while also watering all the flowers along the way

 

[AnyaOfFlame]

You know what?

It's time to fuck up the world.

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[AnyaOfFlame]

Action One: I summon an instance of SCP-871. ( SCP-871 - SCP Foundation , or for those too lazy to read. Here is a basic summary of it.
SCP-871 is a cake, but not just an ordinary cake. SCP-871 can not be destroyed, as any non-eating harm inflicted upon it is healed instantaneously.
If all of the crumbs are eaten then SCP-871 will be replaced upon the nearest flat tile in the next 24 hours, if not eaten a new instance of SCP-871 will be created nearby the cake.
This new cake follows the exact same rules as the cake above.)

Action Two: I summon Maxwells notebook. (From Scribblenaughts).

Action Three: Using the notebook I write the adjective 'Destroyed' for my 'Necklace of Death'.

(I'm assuming writing in the notebook would be like three extra free action turns basically).

(Better explanation of the Notebook; You can not write Proper Nouns, but you are allowed to write down names so long as you know them, and anything that is located in the universe is able to be summoned with the notebook, but only if they abide by the rules above or are existing entities.
For example I can't summon something like Scion, but I can if they have been summoned using player energy.
Along with this there is adjectives, of which these can be used by thinking about something and then writing down an adjective about that object.
Also, I'm assuming writing in Cthulhu will bring about the true Great Old One? 'Ya know all the telepathy and stuff).

Existing Universes explored: DC (Scribblenaughts Unmasked)

Clone Count: 270

 

[General_Urist]

Action One: I summon an instance of SCP-871. ( SCP-871 - SCP Foundation )

Action Two: I summon Max wells notebook.

Action Three: I destroy my the Necklace of Death by writing the adjective 'Destroyed' using Max Wells notebook.

(I'm assuming writing in the notebook would be like three extra free action turns basically, as long as it's DC and non-copyright related and no Proper nouns.)

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Moniker has a very hard line against things that can give players extra actions per turn, for balancing reasons.

 

[AnyaOfFlame]

Moniker has a very hard line against things that can give players extra actions per turn, for balancing reasons.

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I'm fine with that, I will just abuse everything I can to the maximum advantage.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Action 1: I use some clever personification-of-the-one-who-watches-but-does-not-act knowledge/tricks (from my backstory), apply them to the similarities between player power, the Invisible Clergy, Adepts, and the skeins of time, to utilize the damages taken from the various times I've risked my own body and (not necessarily) paid for it, to use the Epideromancer power of Regeneration, to heal my wounds.

Actions 2+3: I create and equip a item, the Very Wasteful Wasted Mortal Action Harvester. If a player dies without using their Mortal Action, I temporarily get a portion of that wasted power (from their soul being freed from their body while the Godmodder is stunned (I'd save them and revive them, but I doubt that's doable without charging or more help from other then is practical)). The temporariness (I can use it the turn after they die, but thats it) means it doesn't interact with Curse of No Charging, and the power takes the form of a boost I can apply to one of my actions.

As in if someone dies on turn X, I can boost one of my actions for turn X+1, but not X+2 and so on and so forth, and there's no path to upgrade it to hold power longer even without the Curse of No Charging, and it becomes utterly useless when the rest of the universe is unfrozen.

Oh, and it doesn't work on those who die of using mortal actions.

 

[General_Urist]

I'm fine with that, I will just abuse everything I can to the maximum advantage.

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Be careful with that, and be very careful your abuse doesn't cross into annoying the QM. Or else you'll end up like Joebob.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

I think it'll take a lot more than that to end up like Joebob, that sort of thing takes work and work and work.

P.S for Vylad. The whole point of free actions is that they are infinite until someone abuses them, and to my knowledge that hasn't happened yet. (Specifying that notebook as being notably less versatile than adding adjectives to things will likely help a lot. The same might go for a explanation of its limits, as Moniker can't research everything.)

 

[The Ego]

Hey, I thought I managed to get rid of the Gauntlets last turn! I demand the ability to instantly murder something as compensation for the intense emotional trauma you, as the QM, have caused me by making a minor error in a forum game.

I load a single "will-protect-you-from-a-spontaneous-and-inevitable-demise-only-if-it-hits-you" bullet and shoot the luck dragon. If that bullet meets its mark, Ray will not die this round. If it misses, Ray will be brutally and unavoidably murdered.

I clonk and enemy with my portable clock.

 

[Winkins]

(Action 1)
I look at the enemies and start to shake a bit. Oh, this might be a problem, pulling out a rather recent doctor's note I point out to Moniker that I have a slight allergy about causing damage purposely and should only do it once in a while. However, I fit the roles of Supporter or Defender perfectly, hence my fixation on entities to doing the damage for me and not attacking all that often.

With that out of the way, I currently do not want to help in the Cake quest and just being repulsed by the intensity of the cake lovers. Instead, I work on Creating an Artifact to suit my role. So with a shovel and pickaxe in hand, I dig through the blocky earth and find myself digging for Minecraftian gold, iron, and hopefully diamond, due to their effectiveness as crafting ingredients.

(Action 2)
Meanwhile, upon the surface, the me in the overworld works on gathering wood and start bartering with the local villagers for emeralds.

(Action 3)
As practice for entity building, I decided to create a Target. A target that seems to invite Boss (Not miniboss) to attack it.

 

[AnyaOfFlame]

I think it'll take a lot more than that to end up like Joebob, that sort of thing takes work and work and work.

P.S for Vylad. The whole point of free actions is that they are infinite until someone abuses them, and to my knowledge that hasn't happened yet. (Specifying that notebook as being notably less versatile than adding adjectives to things will likely help a lot. The same might go for a explanation of its limits, as Moniker can't research everything.)

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Did you read what SCP-871 does?
If you want I can bring some other shit in next round.

I'll explain the notebook better in a private PM we're in.

Also who the hell is Joebob?

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[That-Random-Guy]

Did you read what SCP-871 does?
If you want I can bring some other shit in next round.

I'll explain the notebook better in a private PM we're in.

Also who the hell is Joebob?

/null

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Ohh. Do be aware it'll probably be destroyed in a hurry. As for that other matter, well, Keep your eyes Open.

 

[AnyaOfFlame]

It can't be destroyed either...

Every single instance always comes back after any sort of harm, natural or un-natural.

The only way to stop it from cloning it, is to eat it.

But every 24 hours a new one is created if you have eaten it in that time period.

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[Captain.Cat]

I have at around this point finished wrapping up my injured right hand with a bandage. 'Fucking hell this is going to sting for awhile.' I think to myself as I look my hand. After a few moments I dig in my small first aid kit for a bottle of painkillers and quickly I find them. 'Ah, Glorious drugs take my pain away.' I quickly remove the top of the pill bottle and pour out 3 pills to consume. 'Bottoms up.' I then toss the 3 pills into my mouth and wash them down with a swig of water from my canteen.

'Hmm, I hope it takes effect soon.' With that thought I ran my left hand over the helmet of betrayal and wonder how best to get that removed. 'Well, Maybe magnets will work?' I run a finger around the rim of the helmet and feel that outside of some type of adhesive there is nothing else attaching the helmet of betrayal to my head. 'Maybe it will work? Well might as well try. I wish for a super magnet to appear next to me!' Suddenly In a flash of red light a super magnet appears next to me, It is about the size of my forearm and it glows with a red light all around it. 'Alright, Lets see if this works.' I then pick up the super magnet and hold it near the Helmet of betrayal and attempt to remove it that way. (3 CP)

(For my most hated Character it would be General Georg von Damon From Valkyria Chronicles because He representations many of the worse qualities one can find in a officer. 1, He received his rank only due to family connections rather then by personal skill or competence. 2, He only serves to further his own personal glory and is quick to steal credit from others who achieve victory on the field and is equally as quick to shift his failures onto others. Both of theses are fairly personal affronts to me which leads to me despising him the most out most anyone else.)

 

[JOEbobobob]

I am JOEbob.
I am JOEbob.
I am JOEbo-
Don't worry, being like me isn't a bad thing at all! haters!
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[AnyaOfFlame]

I am JOEbob.
I am JOEbob.
I am JOEbo-
Don't worry, being like me isn't a bad thing at all! haters!
/null

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I am extremely confused.

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[JOEbobobob]

I was referencing Go An Na's weird text and answering you question of who/what's joebob by saying i am.
and saying it's not bad to be like me.
in completely unrelated... news? , the longest serious of "8"'s one can search on google and recieve a response is:

Spoiler

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this is surely useful to someone somewhere, possibly, assuming i'm both lucky and correct.... or just correct.
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[Moniker]

3x I gift the Necklac of death to the Go An Na fanboy telling him the truth that it's an artifact made by Go An Na himself.

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The Go An Na fanboy SCREAMS with delight! He informs you in no uncertain terms that you are to Give him that necklace! Give him that necklace! Give him that necklace! Give him that necklace! Give him that necklace!

The Go An Na fanboy is now wearing the necklace of death!

(One of your actions got appropriated by Cake Quest. Part complete! Now you need to get the chocolate chip cookie from the Grandma.)

1) I use telekinesis to steal some of Rays daggers, forcing him to find new ones. also, I make sure to keep the daggers (short term only, of course)
2) I do the see-the-past-of-the-tower thing that failed because of cakequest taking my action.
3) I take Karp's ring of temptation and force Ray to wear it. Since it's not an attack, he can't dodge! Now that he super-duper wants the cake, I tell him I'll make sure he can't get the cake unless he tells me the proper tools to make Multiplier Orbs with Charmzard energy! Since he wants Cake so much, even though he's not sure I can stop him from getting the Cake, it's still worth it to him due to the possibility. This forces him to tell me everything in intense detail.
As a side effect, Ray might spend his actions helping Cakequest! Since this has a good chance of boosting cakequest, it's immune to cakequest! As Such, I do this action if Tempted by Cakequest in any of the previous actions!

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Here we go, this isn't so bad...

Ray can only attack 3 times this turn - he's forced to spend his other 2 attacks getting new weapons with an incredibly fast trip to the sqwckf swamp or whatever it was called.

Cake Quest steals the action again! Part complete! Now you need to get the oatmeal cookie from the cereal cabinet.

You force Ray to wear it? Good luck with that. Ray always seem to be precisely 12 feet away from your current position, no matter how quickly you approach him! Eventually, you toss aside the Ring of Temptation, not wanting it to appear that you're wearing it.

Focused Action: Time to make this sidequest stay a sidequest. I polymorph my Ring of Temptation into a fake Cake and distribute it, hopefully convincing everyone that they already got the cake and don't need the actual cake.

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Everyone knows immediately that it isn't right. Very disappointed that you got their hopes up for nothing, the Players decide to tar and feather you.

Still, now you don't have a ring of temptation anymore.

1. I go searching in the Tall Grass for a full restore. I find a deku merchant there and trade him my fancy ring for the full restore.
2. I jump onto Ray, and when he moves to attack, drag his arm so he strikes at the unsealed Player Thief. Since Ray is 150% accurate he will certainly hit the target.
3. I attempt to pry a ring of temptation off of alastair and slam it onto one of Ray's fingers. YOU! Give me that.... AND YOU! STOP STRUGGLING AND LET ME PUT THIS ON YOU!!!

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Cake Quest part complete! Ring of Temptation is now gone from your inventory!

Ray easily dodges your jump! You faceplant into the Minecraft grass.

You attempt... and fail! Using a crowbar to pry the ring of temptation off Alastair, the Ring finally breaks in two and flies elsewhere, dealing 3 damage to Alastair in the process! No use putting it on Ray now...

3 actions: I throw the Unsealed Snowball into Lake Doom. It's like Mount Doom, but it's a temperate lake instead of a volcano mountain. It's just as deadly to the Unsealed Snowball, though, since in Minecraft, snow is dissolved by water.

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Unsealed Snowball slain! It immediately dissolves into the water, becoming a pile of gross slush, and then nothing at all! If it could have screamed, it would have.

One Sealed Boss down!

Most hated character : Misaka Mikoto from A certain scientific railgun

Reason : She is a tsundere and I hate tsunderes

1. politely ask the Go An na fanboy if I can take out a bit of his HP
2. I distract the spider with my amazing D A N C I N G S K I L L Z.
3. I cut Arsenical's necklace with a chainsaw ( This is safe, right ?)

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Hated character selected!

The Go An Na fanboy respectfully declines! He just got this delightful necklace and he wants to hold onto it for as long as possible!

Your dance vaguely resembles the infamous Itsy Bitsy Spider mating dance! The spider is intrigued...

Arsenical's necklace cut! 3 damage is dealt to him, but does he have a necklace on? Not anymore!

I walk for hours. Through sand and mud. Eventually, the boots get so worn down that they need to be replaced.

I forgot to say who my most hated character is, but that is one of the UEF Commanders. Seriously, the technology is so broken, and they are constantly fighting to save humans, by killing invaders from other dimensions who want to wipe out humans. Especially since they allied with previous enemies to save them!

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One of your actions gets appropriated for cake quest! Next you have to find the sand-and-mud colored rock in the sand-and-mud biome. But with your other action and searching efforts, your boots get worn down!

UEF commanders registered as most hated character!

Hmmm let's see, a single attack shield costs 1 CP. A single attack blocker costs 1 CP. A 1:1 ratio meaning an inverted attack redirector costs 2 CPs as an attack redirector costs 2 CPs.

However first, Ray's status effect resistances/immunities are disrupted by quirky radiation I just imbued him. Dodge rate you say? Silly goose, the radiation has healing properties and healing can't be dodged! It'd make Nega-HP entities nigh unbeatable after all and as we all know, things just don't work out that way. (x1)

Then I stealthily apply an inverted attack redirector onto Ray, using my vast skill in placing these kinds of things to avoid notice. Enjoy when your first attack is reflected back into you Ray! It's a shame your Attack and accuracy surpass your defenses. (x2)

I direct the Temporal Guardian to finish off the Unsealed Snowball and the Unsealed Player Thief, we need to start thinning the horde! (Or start working down from the Sealed Assassin - Dagger in the Assassin section if one or both of those Unsealed Entities are dead)

My most hated fictional character? The Ebon Dragon, the Shadow of All Things. You want to know why? They're truly the embodiment of stupidity in terms of betrayal. Not just backstabbing your allies, not just betraying for the sake of betrayal, I'm talking so treacherous by nature his very component souls backstab him when his long awaited escape and triumph is within reach. Talk about chronic backstabbing!

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The first and second actions can't be completed, because the cake is just TOO tempting! You throw yourself at Cake Quest, completing 2 parts! Now you need to get the room key from the Pasta Hotel!

Ebon Dragon registered as most hated character!

With the third action, you try to put an inverted attack redirector on Ray. But of course, such an item would be extremely OP. The whole point of attack redirectors is that the enemies can avoid taking damage! But with an inverted attack redirector...

However, you do discover a new recipe that might cost 2 actions: An attack randomizer! When placed on an enemy, its attack will hit a random thing, friend or foe!

The Temporal Guardian nods. Objective: Cull the weak!

1x action: I take off my Boots of Slowness. They're simply not stylish.

1x action: I throw my Boots of Slowness at the Go An Na Fanboy.

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The first action is unable to be completed due to Cake Quest! Part complete! Now you have to get the thing from the place! Luckily, the Go An Na fanboy, blushing with delight, happily agrees to yank the Boots of Slowness off himself!

Actions 1+2: I take the gauntlet of weakness and turn it into a rocket gauntlet which shoots up off into the sky, then abruply lands on the Sealed Zombie and explodes, killing it.

Action 3: I steal the 0 out of the cake quest counter, greatly reducing the number of steps left.

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One action is stolen by Cake Quest! You take off the gauntlet and make a cake-quest-completion rocket, instead! With an explosion, another part is complete!

What 0? Cake quest currently has 499,984 steps remaining.

Alastair's free action is spent letting Arsenical take his ring because if the Ring is given to Ray, then Ray shall complete CakeQuest. There is no point in resisting and thus it is taken with consent.

With Alastair's First Action, he uses his Psychology Doctorate to help convince the NPC managing CakeQuest that Piono's removal of the zero is supported in its internal logic since, coincidentally, that many Quests were already repeats of previous sections and the mark of a good sidequest is not overstaying its welcome, so the repeat steps are rolled into each other.

Alastair then contemplates things a bit more, then his eyes widen. They've completed the Pokemon section of the CakeQuest and cut the intended CakeQuest count in half! That means Alastair just needs to teleport himself to the point that Minecraft map algorithms break down completely - The Far Lands! Since he needed to go there explicitly for the next part of Cake Quest anyway, he isn't tempted to do the cake Quest more directly! In fact, the shenanigan involves him completing said next step! In a certain fashion.

You see, the next step involves getting the Void Block from the Far Lands, but due to the sequence of events and the general fuckery of the Far Lands, it's possible, if one does extreme platfomer hopscotch and does extreme split second precision, to trick the Event Flag into giving them the Secret of the Void instead, which was a step far, far later in the Quest. if done correctly, then doing extreme pixel perfect hops back to the main Questing area, the Secret of the Void can be immediately traded to the displaced Destroy the Godmodder Player NPC and the Quest continues as normal!

Naturally, it's super tricky, but Alastair had practiced lots of speedrunning while studying his for his Psychology Doctorate, so it's only a matter of keeping his focus. And since this will get him the Cake that much faster, the Ring of Temptation hones his focus to improve his skill and get that CAKE!

With the Secret of the Void traded, the exploit is finished! It also just so happens that this also doesn't violate the internal story logic of the Quest, meaning that the shenanigans are secured properly! His second Action is a success!

For his third shenanigan... Alastair just goes back to a previous step in the CakeQuest and asks to borrow the How to Solve Cakequest instantly manual from whoever or whatever now has it. Alastair reads it for a bit, thennotes that the successful exploit locked them out of the proffered solution. However, th instant solving of the CakeQuest solution does give him an idea.

Alastair bakes an exact replica of the utterly tempting Cake! He takes a slice for himself and then uses the Rest of the Cake to solve several key steps of the CakeQuest at once, including the CakeQuest itself if possible!

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The NPC doesn't even respond. He just keeps insisting on getting Old Man Jenkin's xylophone.

You get something meant for a later part of the Quest! Specifically, step #65,873! But, it occurs to you - trade chains mean you're eventually going to need to give things back to all the NPCs. Still, the Secret of the Void possesses a number of uses, allowing you to complete things much faster! That being said... you wonder if having this item too early could cause any glitches... any messed up event flags...

50,000 Cake Quest parts complete! -20% Cake Quest functionality! You don't want it to hit 0...

If you could bake an exact replica, you would! The whole point is that the NPC's cake is SPECIAL...

ES frowns, and looks between the Defender Captain and Ray. He grimaced, because first of all he was all too aware of how backstab-happy NPCs tended to be, and also because Ray seemed to be getting on mostly fine. "We need to seriously deal with that man. Get on it, folks."

He prays this works, he'll check the can with the Arbiter Favouritism next turn to figure out if it does, and teleports over to the Incision. He spends one action transmuting himself to lightning once more, in order to leave the Gauntlet of Weakness lying on the ground, and then spends the next two actions punching inside the Spider with his fast and potent form before changing back and preparing to move or fight his way to the Spidery Star, can of Spider-B-Gone in hand and carefully held defensively so it would not be lost.

For his most hated character, it has to be Starscream from Transformers. Completely useless, but somehow second in command of the Decepticons. Constantly backstabs the villains, but never dies. Not to say he never get comeuppance, because he gets beaten up constantly. Apparently Megatron once said keeping Starscream around keeps his skills sharp, but really? You can keep your skills sharp from Starscream? He is pretty dangerous in a fight, being a laser cannon armed giant robot that can turn into a jet, but he's likely to backstab you the first chance he gets anyway.

To summarise, weak and whiny, backstab happy, but somehow second in command of his faction. It's dumb and he loathes him.

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Starscream registered as most hated character!

You enter the inside of the Spider, leaving the Gauntlet behind! You find yourself in a claustrophobic place, full of stringy webs and... LOTS of little spiders. You quickly conjure a hovering lantern, lighting up the immediate area around you! You're under attack by spiders, and more are coming from every direction! You'll need backup to survive here!

Worse yet, you have the feeling that dying inside this spider will have more dire consequences than simply forcing you to use 2 actions...

Within the Spider, you feel as though the temptation of the Cake is both out of sight and out of mind. Your actions can be counted on to do what you demand of them.

x1. I proceed to turn the helmet of betrayal into a very nice Tophat. as we all know, tophats are neat, and in fact, are so neat, that they don't have any negative effects. In other words, I'm now wearing the Tophat of No Betrayal.
x2 I channel the amazing powers of tophats being bigger on the inside, as all magicians prove, to shove as many items as I can into the tophat, grabbing tons of the bad items! Then, I enchant them all with a curse of binding, and forcibly make the Spider equip them all!
then I run around in a circle panicking because OH GOD THE GIANT SPIDER IS MAD AT MEEEE

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You turn your helmet of betrayal into a top hat, and grab both of Cephalos Jr.s items! You get them nice and enchanted with that curse of binding, but you'll need to specify how the spider is made to equip them!

The quiet watcher begins pulling some ridiculous shenanigans to handle the giant clusterfuck they were now stuck in.

He starts with opening a giant bundle of dimensional doorways close together, before throwing the unsealed Gamesmaster through its non-portal side. As there is no way to prevent the cutting effect of mono-molecular lines except by not being in the way of said lines, he gets shredded brutally.

Then, he initiates portal shenanigans to launch a random rock at ridiculously overpowered speeds, impacting the Itsy-bitsy spider hard enough to spread cracks across all of its body.

Finally, he goes off and hires five hundred trustworthy NPCs to handle the Cake quest in his stead, with all that money he must have had as a player.

Now, for the quiet watcher's most hated fictional character. That honor goes to Wesley Crusher, the most annoying Mary Sue in canon star trek primarily due to being a whiny young kid that could seemingly out-think some of the best scientists and engineers star-fleet had to offer.

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Ray is magically in another place right as the dimensional doorway opens!

You decide to complete cake quest instead! Part complete! Now you need to get the other thing from the next place!

The five hundred NPCs all go off to work on Cake Quest! However, they aren't nearly as good at it as Players! +5 Cake Quest parts complete/turn!

Wesley Crusher put down as most hated character!

"Alright, Guys... Let's do this!"
"TAGTEAM!"

Action 1-3: All of the A.I's converge into one being. Bill's eyes are glowing a rainbow color. Bill floats over to the Sealed Lightshard and proceeds to Throw knives, fire guns, Kicking them with the ballet shoes, Burning them with a frying pan, reading words that actually hurt it, and having a blue aura crushing it from the inside. Finally, All of the weapons convert into a giant hammer which smashes into the Sealed Lightshard. After that attack, Bill floats down and sits down to have a breather.


Shadrix sees what Asgore is doing and Decides to help. Only to have Flowey and Chara jump in front of him and attack him. Flowey fires pellets and Chara slashes at Shadrix. He dodges all but the one slash. He takes 99999 Damage. Shadrix grunts in pain and puts his hand over his chest. He fires missiles out of his back and flies backward. Flowey goes underground to escape the attack. Chara smiles and jumps towards Shadrix cutting up the missiles that were coming towards it. Shadrix takes out his saber-sword from his back and clashes with Chara. While Chara and Flowey were distracted, Sans fires a Gaster blaster at Asgore which takes away 1000 Hp and pushes him away from Gaster. Gaster and Sans see Chara and Shadrix clashing with each other while Flowey comes out of the ground and prepares to fire more pellets at Shadrix. Sans and Gaster rush in and they both fire lasers at Flowey. Flowey sees the laser but didn't have enough time to dodge. This caused him to take the full brunt of the blast which took out 8000 HP. Flowey goes underground to hide. Sans makes Chara's soul blue and throws it on the ground, dealing 9 HP. Shadrix takes this opportunity and thrusts his sword through Chara which causes 19 HP of damage. Chara was about to eat another Pie but Sans throws a bone towards Chara and goes right through his soul. Chara's soul breaks apart and shatters. Gaster, on the other hand, had enough of Asgore and uses all of his hands to create a deadly laser that completely destroys Asgore. Asgore fades away in glitches.

Only Flowey was left... or was he?


BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Throne Room

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999899999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy) (Stunned)

PC
Chara HP: 0? ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
Flowey HP: 1000 ATK: 31 DEF: 20 (made with Chara's Glitches) (Can trap an entity) (can hide underground)

D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N Integrity status: 9.9999% hehhehhehhe

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You lose an action beating up some Cake Quest NPC, but nonetheless deal 110,000 damage to the Lightshard!

I target Metal Face as my most hated character. "You're going down... once I get back out. "

3 ACTION FOCUS - Tear: I tear up my last item, and use it to make progress on Cakequest.

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You tear up your gauntlet, leaving your inventory totally clean, and easily complete 3 parts trading shreds to the NPCs!

Eyowe's most hated character? Right now, some random Cake Quest hater. That guy's not even the worst Cake Quest hater, but have you seen his "I H8 CAKE QUEST" t-shirt? It's so ugly. I heard that he made it himself. What a loser.

Whatever-the-fuck amounts of actions:
Oh god Eyowe's a Cake Quest addict now. He has just used up all of his actions, yet he still wants more. He wants to do Cake Quest so much, he's resorted to stealing actions. Guess who's a certain spider with the most actions per turn right now? Eyowe steals actions from the Itsy Bitsy Spider for Cake Quest.

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Cake Quest Hater registered as most hated character!

You steal 40 Itsy Bitsy spider actions! 40 x 8 = 320! 320 Cake Quest parts complete!

The Heir suddenly notices something. He feels normal player levels. This must be because the computers are absolutely paused currently. He therefore chuckles, and then opens up his chat line, since he is back in minecraft. He then types in the weather alteration command to cause rain, making it suddenly ready to rain. Then, he moves close to the spider, and uses a world edit barrage to make a giant water spout, scaled to the spider in question. He then sings, mainly to himself, "The Itsy Bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the spider out." No sun comes, however, and this plan seems to be all that will happen to the spider.
(He uses however many actions aren't cake quest stolen to do this. I find it funny.)
"Also, if that doesn't count for more hated, then fine. Try Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister. The kid was a massive jerk, and took much longer than any character that didn't deserve it to die. Wait, scratch that. Since they are all so weak, can we just count every person who took too long to die, even though they deserved it, in that series? If not, then just him, but killing them all would be a special type of satisfaction for me."

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The whole Itsy Bitsy Spider shakes... that definitely got a reaction. But why? It didn't kill it.

League of Game of Thrones characters registered!

Action 1: I betray myself by shooting myself in the head. The Helmet of Betrayal is destroyed by the attack, but my betrayal wasn't quite strong enough to harm myself through the powerful artifact I was wearing. However, as it was still a betrayal, the Helmet of Betrayal can't do anything about it.
Action 2: I notice something weird. Both the Sealed Lightshard and Sealed Darkshard were summoned. But only the Sealed Lightshard appeared on the entity list, and it appeared as [PG]. We all know what this means. The Darkshard has been the Lightshard's natural opponent for a while, and is still that way. But the questions are "where was it all this time and where is it?" I wish I knew the answer to the first. But I do know the answer to the second: It's right here, having just joined the [AG] team to fight the Lightshard.

Also, my most hated character is a cat, called by some extremely pretentious name. Tigerstar I think it was? It doesn't have any special powers; it's just an exceptionally nasty and stupid cat. It's completely out of its depth here.

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Your helmet of betrayal has already been destroyed by another Player! You pass on the generosity by shooting Dangan_Machin in the head, destroying his Helmet of Betrayal!

The Sealed Darkshard, hiding behind a bush, gestures "no" at you!

Tigerstar registered as most hated character!

(X1) I throw a spider donut at high speeds at the Itsy Bitsy Spider,it probably won't do anything but it's funny

(X2)I observe Cake Quest...you know,a whole lot of steps seems to be able to be done simultaneously,I split myself into a bunch of mini-Paradoxdragons and do all of these steps and more via having a Shared Inventory to quickly and efficiently handle delivery Quests as well as doing all of the escort missions while also watering all the flowers along the way

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It doesn't do anything! The itsy bitsy spider crushes it under its foot! It didn't even notice it...

Using the power of Paradoxdragons, you complete 10 steps of Cake Quest at once! Woohoo! You feel so much closer to getting that delicious cake!

Action One: I summon an instance of SCP-871. ( SCP-871 - SCP Foundation )

Action Two: I summon Max wells notebook.

Action Three: I destroy my the Necklace of Death by writing the adjective 'Destroyed' using Max Wells notebook.

(I'm assuming writing in the notebook would be like three extra free action turns basically, as long as it's DC and non-copyright related and no Proper nouns.)

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One instant of SCP-871 summoned! It sits on the ground. In 24 hours, the cakepocalypse begins.

Your summoning fails because you were distracted by a part of Cake Quest that just NEEDED completing! Frustrated at your inability to resist temptation, you throw the necklace on the ground and just jump on it until it breaks!'

(Anything that affects the field directly isn't a free action. Examples of free actions are talking to NPCs, giving orders to friendly entities, stuff like that. You can use the notebook, but you'll have to use your three actions to do so)

Action 1: I use some clever personification-of-the-one-who-watches-but-does-not-act knowledge/tricks (from my backstory), apply them to the similarities between player power, the Invisible Clergy, Adepts, and the skeins of time, to utilize the damages taken from the various times I've risked my own body and (not necessarily) paid for it, to use the Epideromancer power of Regeneration, to heal my wounds.

Actions 2+3: I create and equip a item, the Very Wasteful Wasted Mortal Action Harvester. If a player dies without using their Mortal Action, I temporarily get a portion of that wasted power (from their soul being freed from their body while the Godmodder is stunned (I'd save them and revive them, but I doubt that's doable without charging or more help from other then is practical)). The temporariness (I can use it the turn after they die, but thats it) means it doesn't interact with Curse of No Charging, and the power takes the form of a boost I can apply to one of my actions.

As in if someone dies on turn X, I can boost one of my actions for turn X+1, but not X+2 and so on and so forth, and there's no path to upgrade it to hold power longer even without the Curse of No Charging, and it becomes utterly useless when the rest of the universe is unfrozen.

Oh, and it doesn't work on those who die of using mortal actions.

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Your wounds are restored! You're at full health!

Your item idea is interesting. However, the stuff you create here won't come with you back to the "main world", and deaths in this sidequest aren't permanent so long as you have Player powers to respawn with. You're best advised to make this back up top.

Hey, I thought I managed to get rid of the Gauntlets last turn! I demand the ability to instantly murder something as compensation for the intense emotional trauma you, as the QM, have caused me by making a minor error in a forum game.

I load a single "will-protect-you-from-a-spontaneous-and-inevitable-demise-only-if-it-hits-you" bullet and shoot the luck dragon. If that bullet meets its mark, Ray will not die this round. If it misses, Ray will be brutally and unavoidably murdered.

I clonk and enemy with my portable clock.

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Whoops. Fixed.

The bullet completely misses the Luck Dragon, which makes sense since the Luck Dragon isn't even on this Plane! Now, Ray will be brutally and unavoidably murdered! By you Players! In the future, for certain!

You lay the clonkdown on the Sealed Throne, dealing 110,000 damage!

(Action 1)
I look at the enemies and start to shake a bit. Oh, this might be a problem, pulling out a rather recent doctor's note I point out to Moniker that I have a slight allergy about causing damage purposely and should only do it once in a while. However, I fit the roles of Supporter or Defender perfectly, hence my fixation on entities to doing the damage for me and not attacking all that often.

With that out of the way, I currently do not want to help in the Cake quest and just being repulsed by the intensity of the cake lovers. Instead, I work on Creating an Artifact to suit my role. So with a shovel and pickaxe in hand, I dig through the blocky earth and find myself digging for Minecraftian gold, iron, and hopefully diamond, due to their effectiveness as crafting ingredients.

(Action 2)
Meanwhile, upon the surface, the me in the overworld works on gathering wood and start bartering with the local villagers for emeralds.

(Action 3)
As practice for entity building, I decided to create a Target. A target that seems to invite Boss (Not miniboss) to attack it.

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An allergy? Oh no! We need immediate allergy accommodations! Here, I'll give you an Epipen in case Go An Na makes you deal damage!

You dig up a whole load of fresh Minecraft materials. It seems the caves beneath this place are typical of a normal Minecraft world. You sell off some of your loot to acquire several emeralds.

Your third action is inadvertently spent helping cake quest. After completing a part, you slap yourself back to reality - why are you doing this?

I have at around this point finished wrapping up my injured right hand with a bandage. 'Fucking hell this is going to sting for awhile.' I think to myself as I look my hand. After a few moments I dig in my small first aid kit for a bottle of painkillers and quickly I find them. 'Ah, Glorious drugs take my pain away.' I quickly remove the top of the pill bottle and pour out 3 pills to consume. 'Bottoms up.' I then toss the 3 pills into my mouth and wash them down with a swig of water from my canteen.

'Hmm, I hope it takes effect soon.' With that thought I ran my left hand over the helmet of betrayal and wonder how best to get that removed. 'Well, Maybe magnets will work?' I run a finger around the rim of the helmet and feel that outside of some type of adhesive there is nothing else attaching the helmet of betrayal to my head. 'Maybe it will work? Well might as well try. I wish for a super magnet to appear next to me!' Suddenly In a flash of red light a super magnet appears next to me, It is about the size of my forearm and it glows with a red light all around it. 'Alright, Lets see if this works.' I then pick up the super magnet and hold it near the Helmet of betrayal and attempt to remove it that way. (3 CP)

(For my most hated Character it would be General Georg von Damon From Valkyria Chronicles because He representations many of the worse qualities one can find in a officer. 1, He received his rank only due to family connections rather then by personal skill or competence. 2, He only serves to further his own personal glory and is quick to steal credit from others who achieve victory on the field and is equally as quick to shift his failures onto others. Both of theses are fairly personal affronts to me which leads to me despising him the most out most anyone else.)

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You top off your HP and pry that Helmet of Betrayal right off! You're free!

Most hated character registered!

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AG:

The Necklace of Death timer goes off... but good news! Every necklace of death has been removed from the Player inventories! You're safe! In fact, it looks like most people are now free of those terrible items! Once you remove them all, it'll remove a bit of Go An Na's influence!

The Temporal Guardian uses his blade to turn the Unsealed Thief to dust! Unsealed Player Thief slain! That's one less worry... he also attacks the Sealed Assassin - Dagger and kills it! But surely it will unseal...

PG:

The necklace of death timer activates - The Go An Na fanboy is instantly killed! But the Itsy Bitsy Spider is fine... its like the Necklaces of Death aren't even really equipped!

The Itsy Bitsy Spider, distracted by that odd dance, shakes it off! Then, they find out Krill13 has stolen 40 of their attacks! And since they missed 20 from the dance... they only get to attack 25 times this turn! The Temporal Guardian uses his one-use teleport charm to get out of the spider's warpath - now he has no emergency backup!

The Itsy Bitsy Spider rampages towards the Players, and uses its terrible stabbers to shish-ke-bab FlamingFlapjacks, captain.cat, JOEbob, Winkins, and General_Urist! These 5 Players must spend 2 of their 3 actions respawning this turn! They'll end up back at full health. Be careful when handling that spider!

Inside the Itsy Bitsy spider, Eternalstruggle finds the spiders nipping at his heels! 4 damage to him! He nervously eyes the small holes in the wall, sure to spit out more spiders... Eternalstruggle could use some help! Back him up if you can!

The Sealed Zombie again attempts to bite the Temporal Guardian, to no effect! The Power and speed assassins, along with the Lightshard, also attack him, dealing 25,000 damage together! The Temporal Guardian's resistance and dodge rate are paying off against these relatively weak enemies.

Ray, the Unsealed Game Master, attacks the Temporal Guardian twice, and spends his other actions looking for his missing daggers and such! 1,980,000 damage to the Temporal Guardian! He cries out to attack the Unsealed Game Master - its his current greatest threat, and the Temporal Guardian can't kill him thanks to his dodge rate!

The Sealed Summonspitter summons a Go An Na fangirl!

The Sealed Throne still has nothing to levitate.

The Sealed Assassin Dagger, stops being dead, and starts being the UNSEALED DAGGER ASSASSIN!

N:

The Defenders work and construct a wall. They invite you Players to spend an action taking cover behind it if it suits you.

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FINAL MOST HATED CHARACTER TALLY:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich: Scrappy Do
Arsenical:
Bill Nye:
Captain.cat: General George Von Davon
CaptainNZZZ: Ebon Dragon
Cephalos Jr.: Tigerstar
Crusher48:
Dangan_Machin:
Daskter: Raynor's Raiders
Dragon of Hope?!?: UEF commanders
Eevee Shadow Bacon:
Ender_Smirk: League of Game of Thrones characters
EternalStruggle: Starscream
FlamingFlapjacks: Old Man Henderson
General_Urist: Gandalf
GoldHero101:
Joebobobob: Pionoplayer from DLE
Karpinsky: Superman
Krill13: Cake Quest Hater
Paradoxdragonpaci: Frisk
Pionoplayer: The Great Destroyer
Ranger_Strider_: Mary Sue Naruto
That-Random-Guy: Dio
The_Quiet_Watcher:
The_Nonexistent_Tazz:
The_Two_Eternities: Murphy Law
The Ego: DLE: JOEbob
Vylad: Momonga
Winkins: Captain Hook

Total Hated character number: 21/20! Since there are already at least 20 hated characters, Go An Na will summon no extras for the Players that didn't say who they wanted!

The first of the LEAGUE OF MOST HATED CHARACTERS is here! We have the first 5 of the bunch, and they are:

Scrappy Do! He's on Go An Na's side! He doesn't look so tough...

General Georg Von Damon! It appears Go An Na has bribed him to be on his team!

The Ebon Dragon! He looks a little unreliable...

Tigerstar! Its just a cat...

Misaka Mikoto! Wow, she doesn't look fun to be around.

More League of Most Hated characters enemies are coming next turn!

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My override is ready! Tell me how to help you!

MINECRAFT VALLEY:

ITINERARY:
-Destroy the Tower to Win the Sidequest you're currently in!
-Destroy the Itsy Bitsy Spider! Help Eternalstruggle by entering the incision and the inner area of the Spider!
-Find a way to finish Cake Quest!
-Kill every Sealed Boss!
-Remove ALL the harmful items from everybody's inventory!
-Defeat the League of Most Hated Fictional Characters! More are showing up each turn!
-Suggest a good action for the Arbiter Action!

Arbiter Power: Ready this turn!


[PG]The Itsy Bitsy Spider: 888,888,868,888/888,888,888,888 HP, 88,888,888 x 85A (Boss)(Massive)(angry at FlamingFlapjacks)(weak neutralization resistance)(has necklace of death x 2 - dies x 2 every third turn?)(Helmet of Betrayal - betrays allies sometimes?)
Incision leading inside underbelly (Leads to being caught Inside the Web)
Inside the Web:

Spoiler

Exit: Open!
[AG]EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP (has can of Spider-B-Gone)

[PG]Small Spiders: 10,000 x 4 HP, 10,000 x 4A
Small Hole (2 spiders exiting every turn)(spider spawn rate increases as time passes)
Small Hole (2 spiders exiting every turn)(spider spawn rate increases as time passes)
[PG]Web covering: 500,000 HP (covering ???)

[PG]Sealed Zombie: 20,000/20,000 HP, 0 x 2A (Boss)

[PG]Unsealed Assassin - Dagger: 100,000/100,000 HP, 6,000 x 2A, Special: Penetrating Throw: 0/3 (Poison strike) (Boss)
Sealed Assassin - Power: 65,000/65,000 HP, 20,000A (Boss)
Sealed Assassin - Speed: 40,000/40,000 HP, 5,000 x 2A (Boss)

[PG]Sealed Lightshard: 60,000/200,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A, Specials: Glasswall: 1/1 (Boss)

[PG]Ray, Unsealed Game Master: 200,000/200,000 HP, 999,999 x 5A (Boss)(135% dodge rate)(150% accuracy)

[PG]Sealed Throne: 390,000/500,000 HP, Levitatex2!A (Boss)

[PG]Sealed Summonspitter: 300,000/300,000 HP, Summon!A (Boss)

[PG]Go An Na fangirl: 50,000 HP, 30,000A

[PG]Scrappy Do: 10,000 HP, 5,000 x 5A

[PG]General Georg Von Damon: 150,000/150,000 HP, 80,000A

[PG]Ebon Dragon: 500,000/500,000 HP, 200,000 x 2A (50% chance of betraying current team each round)

[PG]Tigerstar: 10/10 HP

[PG]Misaka Mikoto: 300,000/300,000 HP, 100,000A, Special: Railgun: 0/2

[PG]NPC: Managing Cake Quest! 449,645 parts remaining! Functionality at 80%! 5 parts complete/turn! (Invincible)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 3,965,000/6,000,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+200,000 HP per turn)(miniboss)

[N]Cover Wall: 500,000 HP (can be used as shelter)

[N]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender A: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender B: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender C: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender D: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender E: 20/20 HP

[N]The Tower: 500,000 HP

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP (has Gauntlet of Weakness - deals 25% of normal damage)(has Ring of Temptation x 1 - currently 50% susceptible to Cake Quest)
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 0/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet of Weakness - deals 25% of normal damage)
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP
Daskter: 20/20 HP
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP(has Helmet of Betrayal - actions have a 20% chance to hurt allies)
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation - twice as susceptible to Cake Quest)(has boots of slowness, only gets 2 actions per turn)
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 0/20 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 0/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation - twice as susceptible to Cake Quest)
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 0/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation x 5 - currently 800% susceptible to Cake Quest)
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP
Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP
Winkins: 0/20 HP (has Epipen)

Current Player Power: 50,000

OOC: The_Nonexistent_Tazz removed for being AFK. I missed them in my last AFK check.

So far, you're all doing pretty good! Right now, I'd suggest you keep looking into ways to stop Cake Quest or the Itsy Bitsy Spider, as those are the big problems right now. You can also take the time to kill some of the weaker enemies - otherwise, they'll pile up over time and eventually the Temporal Guardian will get overwhelmed!

 

[Bill Nye]

Action 1-3: I hire some people who's only job is to "Destroy The Sealed Lightshard." After an epic battle with high jinx and low jinks and lots of explosions, They leave with the pay.

STORY CONTINUES NEXT POST! NEED TO PLAN OUT THE STORY.

 

[Crusher48]

Arbiter Action Suggestion: Drop a giant glass over the Itsy Bitsy Spider, preventing it from attacking.

This cake quest is pissing me off. We shouldn't be forced to complete it, it's pointless. Time to destroy it.

Focused Action: Alright, time for drastic measures. Cake Quest is so powerful, I'll need to obliterate the very concept of Cake to stop it. And I don't have the power for that.

However, I don't need to obliterate Cake from reality. I just need to obliterate it from everyone's minds. Or, failing that, make them unable to recognize the Cake as a seductive source.

Omega, initiate Fractal Defense Pattern A, followed by Mental Conception Obliteration: Cake.

Fractal Defense Pattern A will likely result in heavy energy expenditure, enough to cause backlash in a few rounds. Following that with a mental rewrite..,

We aren't running under normal backlash rules. Player Power takes care of most of that. Otherwise, we would have had to take a break ten rounds ago.

Understood.

Generating Barrier-type daemon personality shards. One core personality generated for each Player currently present on the field. Each core personality has been given sufficient energy buffer to generate one hundred mental barrier constructs.

Opening widespread telepathic network. Distributing daemon personality shards to all Players.

Anyone with extremely high mental awareness may now notice a personality fragment taking nest in their brain. For anyone else, well, there's now an additional personality shard resting in your mind. Don't worry, it won't influence your actions in any way, it's only there to defend against outside threats.

Barrier shards are now generating anti-infohazard countermeasure walls. Disruptive mental effects will be contained by mental barrier constructs.

Now, every time the Cake would tempt someone to ignore their normal course of action to complete a part of the near-infinite quest, the temptation effect will be caught by one of the mental barrier constructs. That mental barrier construct will then be heavily inspired to attempt to complete the fetch quest, but since it's just a mental barrier construct with no authority over the body, it won't be able to do anything. It won't even be able to reach the host's mind, due to the fact that uncorrupted mental barrier constructs will work together to suppress the corrupted mental barrier constructs.

First line of defense is under serious pressure, and will not hold for long. More time is necessary for phase 2. Recommend disrupting path of infohazard distribution.

The Cake's Temptation appears to be partially distributed among a memetic vector. However, it seems that a massive chunk of that is actually from its smell.

I surround the Cake with a barrier that blocks anything larger than an oxygen atom, trapping the particles that transmit the smell of the cake inside. That weakens its temptation effect enough for the final phase to be executed.

Problem: some individuals wish to engage with Cake Quest for strategic reasons, as their primary intention. Mental Conceptual Deletion: Cake would interfere with those actions, but if they're left out, they could counter-spread the effect.

That's a problem. Give me a few milliseconds to think about it.

Alright, revised plan: substitute Mental Conceptual Deletion: Cake for Mental Conceptual Apathy: Cake. That way they'll still be able to do cake quest for strategic purposes, but it should be sufficient to discourage anyone from falling for temptation effects.

Plan change noted. Executing revised plan. Should also be much easier to implement.

Daemon personality shards moving to new mental locations, and screening sensory input. All perceptions of Cake are now modified to appear absolutely disgusting and inedible, across all sensory forms. Secondary memory fog deployed to reduce chance of friendlies noticing and questioning irregularities in perception.

 

[FlamingFlapjacks]

x2 My ghost hires 500 clerics to cast Truest Resurrection on me! AKA: Bandaids! Because we all know that Bandaids heal any wounds. Even soulkills.
x1. I then harness the power of PROBLEM SLUETH, trapping the Itsy Bitsy Spider in a office! It then breaks through the floor due to sheer weight, and falls right onto the Boots of Slowness, equipping them! Then, Demonhead Monster Kingpin swoops down and performs a CHAOS DUNK, forcibly equipping the Helmet of Betrayal
I then run far away from the spider,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BIG SPIDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[The Ego]

I handle two problems with one cat by letting the fangirl fawn over Tigerstar, who I throw at her
at mach 10.

I summon several POW blocks (as entities), which will cause a large, PG-damaging shockwave when hit with enough force. Fortunately there's nothing on the field that will lift them into the air and then drop them afterwards or anything, right?

Since Ray is destined to die soon, we dont actually have to go out of our way to attack him. He's going to die either way. Instead, I murder Scrappy Doo with poor CGI.