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Defeat The Godmodder
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(Free) ES sends orders back out from the Dream. Amelia hands over a letter to Fenix, advising him to get into the Nether and fight the enemy in there. It's probably safer than out here, he'll be back out after this turn, and it desperately needs the heavy firepower he can bring to the table.
Meanwhile, inside the Dream of Light, ES has only one way to deal with the omnipresent luminescence. He presses a button on the side of his trademark shades (he first showed up wearing sunglasses, even) and suddenly, he is shielded.
Every cell, every molecule, every atom, every quark of his being is suddenly protected with their own pair of microscopic sunglasses, shielding his everything from the light with no negative effect. Or rather, if there wasn't so much light he might not be able to see, but as there is it perfectly balances out so that when paired with his normal pair of shades he can see completely normally. Problem solved.
Meanwhile, inside the Dream of Light, ES has only one way to deal with the omnipresent luminescence. He presses a button on the side of his trademark shades (he first showed up wearing sunglasses, even) and suddenly, he is shielded.
Every cell, every molecule, every atom, every quark of his being is suddenly protected with their own pair of microscopic sunglasses, shielding his everything from the light with no negative effect. Or rather, if there wasn't so much light he might not be able to see, but as there is it perfectly balances out so that when paired with his normal pair of shades he can see completely normally. Problem solved.
Ha! More like it somehow backstabs you on the way down...
I mean unprotected is relative. Mess up enough rolls and those attack redirectors would hurt quite badly though that's hardly a comfort. Gah what I'd do for a proper entity block again, having enough entities they got a spoiler was a wonderful experience...
Ah well, seems it's time for the Mark III Tactical Flashbang exit to stage left...and by stage left I mean enter the Nether. Mass hordes either attack all at once and risk their total attack might be dodged or their divided attack groups all have to deal with the damage resistance.
As I drop the Mark III Tactical Flashbang off into the Nether I grant them one last gift, a teleportation amulet. A simple yet effective piece of advanced technology it utilizes an array of sensors and monitors tied to the one wearing it and when the wearer is about to be destroyed due to an incoming attack it'll intiate an emergency shunt, teleporting the wearer out of harm's way. The amulet only had enough power for one use but perhaps that'll be enough. (x2)
To help make certain the Nether doesn't fall now I coat the Cobblestone bunker in a series of rocket engines that cover every inch of it. Let the attackers that seek to pierce its protective have to hit it first. (x1) (if sending my entity to the Nether immediately instead of having to wait to the Neutral phase I use this action for that)
With such mighty hordes in the Nether I need to make sure those hordes, especially those ghasts and wither skeletons, lose great numbers of themselves...oh yeah the bouncing blaster effect.
Let's see, according Undead Einstein's research:
At the time the Temporal Guardian had 20k A and a special ability that probably benefit from the effect and Player power was less...yes, 6 CPs should work (or the teleportation amulet also gets sacrificed for the needed CPs).
Congratulations, Mark III Tactical Flashbang, that new shotgun ammo carries the hit-all-in-a-group effect! Pellets constantly firing off omnidirectional energy blasts and capable of spatial warping are quite a wonderful thing! (6 CPs)
x1 Action (Stopping Disco Murderer from doing anything):
Eyowe looks at the Disco Murderer with suspecting eyes (Yes, eyes. That one smaller eye is looking at the Disco Murderer too). That guy's probably going to do that dumb thing where he takes one ally (probably Fenix) down before he himself goes down. Eyowe's spending this action to stop that from happening. He does this by doing the ONE thing snakes told us not to do to them. Yep! He's gonna tread on the Disco Murderer, who just so happens to be a snake, before he can get to doing anything else that isn't dying.
x2 Action (Attacking Wither Skeletons):
Eyowe, in a never before seen moment since his appearance into the war, enters the Nether! Shocking, right? So shocking, in fact, that all the PG entities in the Nether begin cheering for him. They're so busy cheering for him that they forgot the fact that he's currently murdering a bunch of Wither Skeletons.
Eyowe looks at the Disco Murderer with suspecting eyes (Yes, eyes. That one smaller eye is looking at the Disco Murderer too). That guy's probably going to do that dumb thing where he takes one ally (probably Fenix) down before he himself goes down. Eyowe's spending this action to stop that from happening. He does this by doing the ONE thing snakes told us not to do to them. Yep! He's gonna tread on the Disco Murderer, who just so happens to be a snake, before he can get to doing anything else that isn't dying.
x2 Action (Attacking Wither Skeletons):
Eyowe, in a never before seen moment since his appearance into the war, enters the Nether! Shocking, right? So shocking, in fact, that all the PG entities in the Nether begin cheering for him. They're so busy cheering for him that they forgot the fact that he's currently murdering a bunch of Wither Skeletons.
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Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
How to win in this dream of blood? It is simple....
Focus!
I attack the Blue Beast and creatures, helping the reds. If the blues all die, the reds win, and the fight will end.
Focus!
I attack the Blue Beast and creatures, helping the reds. If the blues all die, the reds win, and the fight will end.
She/Her
While Karpinsky is unleashing his absolute beast of a food eater, I walk up to the plate, create a knife, and cut both the food and the plate in half. I keep one half for myself, and give the other half to Karpinsky. I then create a fork, and dig in.
[1] I'm affiliated strongly with the idea of dreams. So, I'll go counter the dream of blood. let's see, there's... two gresh... arms... lassoooossssss... bluh.... blue.......... 'n........ r.... rehd... znrk. snchchchchch, phewwww. snchchchchch, phewwww. snchchchchch, phewwww. snchchchchch, phewwww. snchchchchch, phewwww. snchchchchch, phewwww. snchchchchch, phewwww. HUH WHAT? Oh, sorry, listening to someone describe dreams is Really Boring.
I must have Fallen Asleep.
This, naturally, generates another dreamself, who will help with any attempts to take control of the Dream of Blood's armies by the AG side. Or just exist. Or, by virtue of doing Exactly what moniker did every time a dream came up in the past, make all the dreams disappear into thin air.
First, I gather my player energy, preparing to do the actions as fast as possible- that is, nearly instantly.
Then, in an instant, two events happen. First, the Sealed Foe gets a tiny headache. Secondly, I get a lawyer.
Technically speaking, I took a member of The United Joebob Forces of the six-thousand five hundred post stretch, world leaders in pretentious titles, reality warping by arogance, dictionary analysis, dictionary attacks (but not literal attacks with dictionarys), and annoying the Godmodder into trying and failing to kill them, as we still possess a vanguard. yes, even if when you read this the vanguard is all dead because, as stated, we are world leaders in reality warping by arrogance, and we think we still have a vanguard, and you can't change our minds, -which technically never got destroyed, just ignored- rename them to begin with The United Joebob Forces of the six-thousand six to seven hundred post stretch instead since we're in that time period now, gave them some uniqueness, and made them impossible to block with earplugs.
Then- by which i of course mean in the exact same instant- I give them my power of attorney. They can now enter legal negotiations for me, provided they in no way diverge from my wishes.
this member of TUJFotsTstSHpS,WLiPT,RWbA,DA,DA(bnLAwD),aAtGiTaFtKT,awsPaV.ymeiwyrttViadB,aS,waWLiRWbA,awTwshaV,aycCoM is still part of the army, and as such the Godmodder cannot kill it. Since it's a member of the Joebob forces, it thinks like a Joebob. And it was paying attention. It's very smart. So, they know what the Godmodder said, and made an inescapable reality. And, since they know they are safe, and since we already know I disregarded my survivability anyway, and it thinks like me, it too is willing to discard its survival... at any rate, of its own free will (due purely to the setup of its mind which for entirely incedental reasons will cause this (it was made to be like me to annoy the Godmodder, back before i brought up the debt after all)) the member of TUJFotsTstSHpS,WLiPT,RWbA,DA,DA(bnLAwD),aAtGiTaFtKT,awsPaV.ymeiwyrttViadB,aS,waWLiRWbA,awTwshaV,aycCoM Will begin using the reality warping powers it has because it's AWESOME and should OBVIOUSLY have all the reality warping powers in the world because somewhere out there there are IDIOTS who are DUMBER then it is, and they need to know they're WRONG WRONG WRONG- like the Godmodder! Who is SUPER DUMB because he didn't think to make it about if someone KNOWINGLY, BUT FOR UNRELATED REASONS CAUSES the debt to be used by another, as opposed to ONLY the user suffering, And the Godmodder said BRUTALLY ATTACK which means he can't try to deal with the vanguard first, so he HAS TO spend all Non-debt-related actions to TRY AND FAIL to attack THIS GOD ON EARTH WITH ALL THE GOD POWERS OF A GOD.
Stylistic choice copied from With This Ring; the more the perspective person is experiencing an emotion, the more colored the text is, and then bold and occasionally capital.
Except in this case, the emotion is arrogance, and the color for it is cyan
anyway, That's all what my lawyer is saying. I hope he doesn't burn through the supply of player energy allocated for emergencys too quickly. Naturally, my lawyer will pursue some form of argument to get the Godmodder to do things, specifically the things from last rounds attempt, and since he has ALL THE GOD POWERS OF A GOD he can obviously do said attempt too fast to be stopped before its concluded.
Now that we've established the existence and power of my lawyer, let's look back at the Sealed Foe, who had a bit of a headache. It's only been 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 nanoseconds since we looked at it, and so it's still starting to get a tiny headache. This is a mind attack, but it's not an attack or a brainwash; No, the Headache is heading from the severely underutilized language centres of its brain. Eventually- When the moment is right- The Sealed Foe will try to talk. And instead of something normal, it will accidentally and instantly spew forth the exact text of my action the round before this one, forcing the Godmodder to attack it.
I must have Fallen Asleep.
This, naturally, generates another dreamself, who will help with any attempts to take control of the Dream of Blood's armies by the AG side. Or just exist. Or, by virtue of doing Exactly what moniker did every time a dream came up in the past, make all the dreams disappear into thin air.
[2] This is technically 2 seperate actions but I'm doing them both simultaneously.
First, I gather my player energy, preparing to do the actions as fast as possible- that is, nearly instantly.
Then, in an instant, two events happen. First, the Sealed Foe gets a tiny headache. Secondly, I get a lawyer.
Technically speaking, I took a member of The United Joebob Forces of the six-thousand five hundred post stretch, world leaders in pretentious titles, reality warping by arogance, dictionary analysis, dictionary attacks (but not literal attacks with dictionarys), and annoying the Godmodder into trying and failing to kill them, as we still possess a vanguard. yes, even if when you read this the vanguard is all dead because, as stated, we are world leaders in reality warping by arrogance, and we think we still have a vanguard, and you can't change our minds, -which technically never got destroyed, just ignored- rename them to begin with The United Joebob Forces of the six-thousand six to seven hundred post stretch instead since we're in that time period now, gave them some uniqueness, and made them impossible to block with earplugs.
Then- by which i of course mean in the exact same instant- I give them my power of attorney. They can now enter legal negotiations for me, provided they in no way diverge from my wishes.
this member of TUJFotsTstSHpS,WLiPT,RWbA,DA,DA(bnLAwD),aAtGiTaFtKT,awsPaV.ymeiwyrttViadB,aS,waWLiRWbA,awTwshaV,aycCoM is still part of the army, and as such the Godmodder cannot kill it. Since it's a member of the Joebob forces, it thinks like a Joebob. And it was paying attention. It's very smart. So, they know what the Godmodder said, and made an inescapable reality. And, since they know they are safe, and since we already know I disregarded my survivability anyway, and it thinks like me, it too is willing to discard its survival... at any rate, of its own free will (due purely to the setup of its mind which for entirely incedental reasons will cause this (it was made to be like me to annoy the Godmodder, back before i brought up the debt after all)) the member of TUJFotsTstSHpS,WLiPT,RWbA,DA,DA(bnLAwD),aAtGiTaFtKT,awsPaV.ymeiwyrttViadB,aS,waWLiRWbA,awTwshaV,aycCoM Will begin using the reality warping powers it has because it's AWESOME and should OBVIOUSLY have all the reality warping powers in the world because somewhere out there there are IDIOTS who are DUMBER then it is, and they need to know they're WRONG WRONG WRONG- like the Godmodder! Who is SUPER DUMB because he didn't think to make it about if someone KNOWINGLY, BUT FOR UNRELATED REASONS CAUSES the debt to be used by another, as opposed to ONLY the user suffering, And the Godmodder said BRUTALLY ATTACK which means he can't try to deal with the vanguard first, so he HAS TO spend all Non-debt-related actions to TRY AND FAIL to attack THIS GOD ON EARTH WITH ALL THE GOD POWERS OF A GOD.
Stylistic choice copied from With This Ring; the more the perspective person is experiencing an emotion, the more colored the text is, and then bold and occasionally capital.
Except in this case, the emotion is arrogance, and the color for it is cyan
anyway, That's all what my lawyer is saying. I hope he doesn't burn through the supply of player energy allocated for emergencys too quickly. Naturally, my lawyer will pursue some form of argument to get the Godmodder to do things, specifically the things from last rounds attempt, and since he has ALL THE GOD POWERS OF A GOD he can obviously do said attempt too fast to be stopped before its concluded.
Now that we've established the existence and power of my lawyer, let's look back at the Sealed Foe, who had a bit of a headache. It's only been 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 nanoseconds since we looked at it, and so it's still starting to get a tiny headache. This is a mind attack, but it's not an attack or a brainwash; No, the Headache is heading from the severely underutilized language centres of its brain. Eventually- When the moment is right- The Sealed Foe will try to talk. And instead of something normal, it will accidentally and instantly spew forth the exact text of my action the round before this one, forcing the Godmodder to attack it.
GoldHero101
Warrior of Light and Darkness
He/Him
It continues. If everyone in the universe could give their power to me temporarily... then maybe... Aha. Maybe that's it...
3 ACTION FOCUS - Charge!: I continue charging.
Leo: Are we going to do a spirit bomb bit?
Yes.
Leo: What a day...
Leoano (Soul Break): 39 Charges
3 ACTION FOCUS - Charge!: I continue charging.
Leo: Are we going to do a spirit bomb bit?
Yes.
Leo: What a day...
Leoano (Soul Break): 39 Charges
"See? I can be useful!"
"Yeah, that was a good move there."
The red A.I gives a sigh, "Alright, I admit... you are not that bad."
"Just by saying that you have restored 2% of your integrity."
"Alright, let me try an attack of my own."
Action 1-3: I fly straight to the void Void Assassins and I prepare to do something very vial. every Void Assassin waits in anticipation. I...
Tell them that they have finals on math, science, and history in about 5 min. They must take the final and get every question right. otherwise, they immediately explode. they immediately study as hard as they can to pass. They will work so hard that they don't notice anything around them.
Meanwhile...
Gaster, who is still smiling gets closer to the T.V, "WHAT DO YOU NEED, DEAR FRIEND?"
"I need to know something... do you remember the experiment that we both worked on together?"
"YOU MEAN THE EXPERIMENT THAT WAS BUILT TO BE YOUR SUCCESSOR?"
"Yes, the very same. I need to know..." Shadrix gave a sigh, "Where DID you get the red soul? The one that was needed for the experiment? I only got the 6 others, you were the one who gave the red soul."
Gaster lost his smile. there was a moment of silence. "... I TOOK IT. FROM CHARA."
...Shadrix just stood there, in udder shock. Shadrix knew who Chara is. Shadrix fought Chara once before. He almost died but he managed to win which made Chara retreat. Chara... was a monster, a demon who sought out nothing but death. Shadrix felt the rage inside of him. He looked at gaster with hatred in his eyes. Gaster looked on with sadness, "...what? I thought I told you to get Frisk's soul, not from a... a DEMON!"
"THAT WAS THE ONLY RED SOUL THAT WAS AVAILABLE. I CAN'T MAGICALLY MAKE ONE. IF I WANTED TO DO THAT, I HAD TO BREAK INTO THE UNIVERSE'S FILES AND MANIPULATE IT. BUT I DON'T HAVE ADMIN PERMISSION TO DO SO. BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID THIS, THE UNIVERSE COULD NOT HANDLE ANOTHER RED SOUL, IT WILL CAUSE THE UNIVERSE TO DO A TOTAL RESET."
Shadrix slammed his hands on the terminal which caused a glitching effect. He then shouted, "DAMMIT!! It's no wonder the Red A.I was malfunctioning! What do I need to do?"
"SADLY, YOU CANNOT TAKE THE AI OFF OF HIM. AT THIS POINT IT HAS NOW INTEGRATED INTO HIS BODY. IF YOU TOOK IT OUT. "BILL NYE" WILL DIE. THE BEST THING TO DO RIGHT NOW IS TO ADD MORE A.I'S INTO "BILL NYE". THE ADDITIONAL A.I'S SHOULD HELP STABILIZE IT."
Shadrix gave a long sigh. Then, Shadrix smirked, "I got an idea. Are you up for doing another experiment?"
Gaster got back his smile, "I AM ALWAYS READY... WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"
TO BE CONTINUED...
D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N integrity status: 92%
"Yeah, that was a good move there."
The red A.I gives a sigh, "Alright, I admit... you are not that bad."
"Just by saying that you have restored 2% of your integrity."
"Alright, let me try an attack of my own."
Action 1-3: I fly straight to the void Void Assassins and I prepare to do something very vial. every Void Assassin waits in anticipation. I...
Tell them that they have finals on math, science, and history in about 5 min. They must take the final and get every question right. otherwise, they immediately explode. they immediately study as hard as they can to pass. They will work so hard that they don't notice anything around them.
Meanwhile...
Gaster, who is still smiling gets closer to the T.V, "WHAT DO YOU NEED, DEAR FRIEND?"
"I need to know something... do you remember the experiment that we both worked on together?"
"YOU MEAN THE EXPERIMENT THAT WAS BUILT TO BE YOUR SUCCESSOR?"
"Yes, the very same. I need to know..." Shadrix gave a sigh, "Where DID you get the red soul? The one that was needed for the experiment? I only got the 6 others, you were the one who gave the red soul."
Gaster lost his smile. there was a moment of silence. "... I TOOK IT. FROM CHARA."
...Shadrix just stood there, in udder shock. Shadrix knew who Chara is. Shadrix fought Chara once before. He almost died but he managed to win which made Chara retreat. Chara... was a monster, a demon who sought out nothing but death. Shadrix felt the rage inside of him. He looked at gaster with hatred in his eyes. Gaster looked on with sadness, "...what? I thought I told you to get Frisk's soul, not from a... a DEMON!"
"THAT WAS THE ONLY RED SOUL THAT WAS AVAILABLE. I CAN'T MAGICALLY MAKE ONE. IF I WANTED TO DO THAT, I HAD TO BREAK INTO THE UNIVERSE'S FILES AND MANIPULATE IT. BUT I DON'T HAVE ADMIN PERMISSION TO DO SO. BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID THIS, THE UNIVERSE COULD NOT HANDLE ANOTHER RED SOUL, IT WILL CAUSE THE UNIVERSE TO DO A TOTAL RESET."
Shadrix slammed his hands on the terminal which caused a glitching effect. He then shouted, "DAMMIT!! It's no wonder the Red A.I was malfunctioning! What do I need to do?"
"SADLY, YOU CANNOT TAKE THE AI OFF OF HIM. AT THIS POINT IT HAS NOW INTEGRATED INTO HIS BODY. IF YOU TOOK IT OUT. "BILL NYE" WILL DIE. THE BEST THING TO DO RIGHT NOW IS TO ADD MORE A.I'S INTO "BILL NYE". THE ADDITIONAL A.I'S SHOULD HELP STABILIZE IT."
Shadrix gave a long sigh. Then, Shadrix smirked, "I got an idea. Are you up for doing another experiment?"
Gaster got back his smile, "I AM ALWAYS READY... WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"
TO BE CONTINUED...
D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N integrity status: 92%
Paradoxdragonpaci
Schrödinger’s Dragon
(X1) I Upgrade my Good Armour a bit more and pass it to Felix whom probably needs it more
(X1)I Give a token Poke of Damage to the Disco's Murderer
(X1)I begin a charge...+1CP
(X1)I Give a token Poke of Damage to the Disco's Murderer
(X1)I begin a charge...+1CP
pionoplayer
The Destroyer
3 more CP
I'm not up for doing diplomacy right now, but I would like to postulate to you folks that Valla's project isn't needed.
Given the current status of goings on, we're going to need to use the administrative plane to fix all the damage the Godmodder has done anyways, and I believe it would be quite easy to grant ourselves permanent player powers in the process of fixing up reality since the Godmodder's already opening up the path to the terminal for us.
I'm not up for doing diplomacy right now, but I would like to postulate to you folks that Valla's project isn't needed.
Given the current status of goings on, we're going to need to use the administrative plane to fix all the damage the Godmodder has done anyways, and I believe it would be quite easy to grant ourselves permanent player powers in the process of fixing up reality since the Godmodder's already opening up the path to the terminal for us.
(Unless this wasn't clear previous turns, FOCUSED ACTION)
The Heir looks at the new forces of the Nether. The Ghasts and the Wither. He feels fully the weight against him. "All over again. I thought I had made myself better than this, but here they are. The same souls, the same odds. I don't know how to win." His other voice chimes in, "Yes you do. You are better now. WE are better now... And we do have one way." "But is it worth the risk?" "We'll have to try to find out." "Fine."
The Heir looks out over his opponents. He pulls out a sword, different from the others. It is a katana, with a handle that has a guard and a pommel that looks like it is composed of claws, coated in black, and sharp enough to hurt the observer by looking. He focuses on it intently. With that, he turns his head upwards, and roars. He then starts to grow, his muscles bulging and swelling, while taking on a different shape. His hoodie fades away. He falls onto his arms as said arms turn to legs. His back sprouts out wings. His head turns into a snout, and two light colored horns grow from his head. He grows a long tail, and he also grows to a much greater size. Lastly he lets out another roar, one many times louder than the last one. With this roar, comes out a spray of purple flame that engulfs those before him in a wall of end energy.
He then flaps his new wings, and flings himself upwards towards the enemy. He rushes towards the first Ghast he sees, biting straight into it, while clawing it to pieces. He then flings himself at the rest, his jaw aflame from the fire from this ghast. He flings his purple flame, taking the fire along his mouth with it at the next ghast. He then rushes into the next ghast, simply tackling it into the nearest wall of netherrack. The caverns shake at the impact. He then catches two more ghasts in his claws, throwing them like bombs at a cluster of their friends. He grabs another with his maw, and throws it down into the wither skeletons below. The ghasts throw their blasts to try to stop this creature, but as they get near, they suddenly count as taking damage, and are returned to the ghast that fired them. The ghasts struggle, but when they get near, a claw swipes them away, a tail slaps them into a wall, a jaw bites into them, or a wing buffets them away. He blasts out more purple fire periodically, trying to destroy the lot of them. He flies throughout their army, and swiftly, shreds more and more, until, eventually, he can't find any more ghasts.
Then, he floats down towards the Wither skeletons to continue the fight. He crashes down into their lines, sending some flying. Those are the lucky ones. He clamps down on the first one near his head, and swipes aside two more that were too near his claws. He tears off the skull of one, and throws it before himself, before setting it ablaze with his breath, and launching it through their ranks. He crushes several as he walks amongst them, his wings tearing some apart. He headbutts some high into the air, while some are smacked into a wall with his tail. He continues fighting, tearing some apart with a single swipe. He flaps his wings, sending some spiraling away into walls and lava. He turns to some more, and lights the ground below them with more end fire. He rushes into the air, only to slam down on more of them. One tries to get on his back, only for him to roll over, crushing that one, and a few of its friends. He smashes two between his paws. He breaks enough skulls to make a few withers all on their own. He pounds some into the ground hard enough to leave craters. His tail smashes some far enough into the ground that they would look like a single wither were they on soul sand. He sees a few trying to flee him, only to rush in front of them, and bathe them in end fire. He chews on some of their number's bones, while he continues to make ribcages shatter. He bounds forwards onto a few more. He throws one high into the air before throwing an end fire blast straight at it, obliterating it utterly. He lets out a new roar, and his energy surges outwards, half incinerating a group that had been trying to charge him.
He then moves over to stand before the bunker, a dark aura streaming off of him as he slowly reverts to his normal form. He seems weakened, and at the same time, he seems almost more dangerous, as if something in his head is screaming at him to kill all that he may see.
CORRUPT
The Heir looks at the new forces of the Nether. The Ghasts and the Wither. He feels fully the weight against him. "All over again. I thought I had made myself better than this, but here they are. The same souls, the same odds. I don't know how to win." His other voice chimes in, "Yes you do. You are better now. WE are better now... And we do have one way." "But is it worth the risk?" "We'll have to try to find out." "Fine."
The Heir looks out over his opponents. He pulls out a sword, different from the others. It is a katana, with a handle that has a guard and a pommel that looks like it is composed of claws, coated in black, and sharp enough to hurt the observer by looking. He focuses on it intently. With that, he turns his head upwards, and roars. He then starts to grow, his muscles bulging and swelling, while taking on a different shape. His hoodie fades away. He falls onto his arms as said arms turn to legs. His back sprouts out wings. His head turns into a snout, and two light colored horns grow from his head. He grows a long tail, and he also grows to a much greater size. Lastly he lets out another roar, one many times louder than the last one. With this roar, comes out a spray of purple flame that engulfs those before him in a wall of end energy.
He then flaps his new wings, and flings himself upwards towards the enemy. He rushes towards the first Ghast he sees, biting straight into it, while clawing it to pieces. He then flings himself at the rest, his jaw aflame from the fire from this ghast. He flings his purple flame, taking the fire along his mouth with it at the next ghast. He then rushes into the next ghast, simply tackling it into the nearest wall of netherrack. The caverns shake at the impact. He then catches two more ghasts in his claws, throwing them like bombs at a cluster of their friends. He grabs another with his maw, and throws it down into the wither skeletons below. The ghasts throw their blasts to try to stop this creature, but as they get near, they suddenly count as taking damage, and are returned to the ghast that fired them. The ghasts struggle, but when they get near, a claw swipes them away, a tail slaps them into a wall, a jaw bites into them, or a wing buffets them away. He blasts out more purple fire periodically, trying to destroy the lot of them. He flies throughout their army, and swiftly, shreds more and more, until, eventually, he can't find any more ghasts.
Then, he floats down towards the Wither skeletons to continue the fight. He crashes down into their lines, sending some flying. Those are the lucky ones. He clamps down on the first one near his head, and swipes aside two more that were too near his claws. He tears off the skull of one, and throws it before himself, before setting it ablaze with his breath, and launching it through their ranks. He crushes several as he walks amongst them, his wings tearing some apart. He headbutts some high into the air, while some are smacked into a wall with his tail. He continues fighting, tearing some apart with a single swipe. He flaps his wings, sending some spiraling away into walls and lava. He turns to some more, and lights the ground below them with more end fire. He rushes into the air, only to slam down on more of them. One tries to get on his back, only for him to roll over, crushing that one, and a few of its friends. He smashes two between his paws. He breaks enough skulls to make a few withers all on their own. He pounds some into the ground hard enough to leave craters. His tail smashes some far enough into the ground that they would look like a single wither were they on soul sand. He sees a few trying to flee him, only to rush in front of them, and bathe them in end fire. He chews on some of their number's bones, while he continues to make ribcages shatter. He bounds forwards onto a few more. He throws one high into the air before throwing an end fire blast straight at it, obliterating it utterly. He lets out a new roar, and his energy surges outwards, half incinerating a group that had been trying to charge him.
He then moves over to stand before the bunker, a dark aura streaming off of him as he slowly reverts to his normal form. He seems weakened, and at the same time, he seems almost more dangerous, as if something in his head is screaming at him to kill all that he may see.
CORRUPT
'Shit, Fenix got pretty banged up. better start patching him up soon. But first lets attempt to finish off Disco's Murderer.' Quickly I take aim for another shot on Disco's Murderer center of mass, I then take a deep breath and as I exhale I squeeze the trigger and the Sniper rifle fires. (2 CP)
A 50mm Bullet is sent flying towards Disco's Murderer but before I can see if it hits or not the recoil of the gun digs into my shoulder and also makes the platform of bodies that I am laying on unstable and causes it to collapse and and soon find myself buried under several dozen bodies.
'Well great.' Is all I can think to myself as the bodies of enemies and allies alike lay on top of me. 'This might take a little bit of time to get out of.' I slowly shift to one side and start pushing away at the body of a fallen Grenadier and trying to make sure no more bodies will fall on top of me as I attempt to escape.
'Well might as well send a bit of help Fenix's way while I'm down here.' Closing my eyes and trying to ignore the blood dripping on me I make my wish. 'I wish for Fenix to start healing from his injuries.' Suddenly in a flash of red light a medical kit appears next to Fenix and a pair of invisible hands open up the Medical kit and slaps on a pair of gloves before then digging out a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and some stitches with bandages and starts cleaning and then wrapping Fenix's wounds. (1 CP)
A 50mm Bullet is sent flying towards Disco's Murderer but before I can see if it hits or not the recoil of the gun digs into my shoulder and also makes the platform of bodies that I am laying on unstable and causes it to collapse and and soon find myself buried under several dozen bodies.
'Well great.' Is all I can think to myself as the bodies of enemies and allies alike lay on top of me. 'This might take a little bit of time to get out of.' I slowly shift to one side and start pushing away at the body of a fallen Grenadier and trying to make sure no more bodies will fall on top of me as I attempt to escape.
'Well might as well send a bit of help Fenix's way while I'm down here.' Closing my eyes and trying to ignore the blood dripping on me I make my wish. 'I wish for Fenix to start healing from his injuries.' Suddenly in a flash of red light a medical kit appears next to Fenix and a pair of invisible hands open up the Medical kit and slaps on a pair of gloves before then digging out a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and some stitches with bandages and starts cleaning and then wrapping Fenix's wounds. (1 CP)
I... still charge 3 CP, yup.
I eye the red swordsmen a bit before going back to do my things.
(Action)(3 charges)
(1 Charge)
Another turn, another item to create! Sadly, I my creative juices have been waning as of late, so I simply work on my BBB and add more plating and other modifications onto the Balloon.
(2 Charge)
Feeling rather guilty due to the wound on Fenix's chest, I attempt to create an item that heals their holder by 5% of their current Max Health.
Said item was made through a myriad of essences that heals sentient beings over time, such as essences of nice thoughts and good wishes from other people and the sorts.
The end shape of the item is a warm and soft red scarf. I dubbed it the Homely Scarf and placed around Fenix neck. I give my thanks to Femix and apologize for the pain he gone through for protecting Disco-Chan.
(Orders!)
Fennie and Disco-Chan makes some time to talk and do stuff together. All while doing disco of course.
(Action)(3 charges)
(1 Charge)
Another turn, another item to create! Sadly, I my creative juices have been waning as of late, so I simply work on my BBB and add more plating and other modifications onto the Balloon.
(2 Charge)
Feeling rather guilty due to the wound on Fenix's chest, I attempt to create an item that heals their holder by 5% of their current Max Health.
Said item was made through a myriad of essences that heals sentient beings over time, such as essences of nice thoughts and good wishes from other people and the sorts.
The end shape of the item is a warm and soft red scarf. I dubbed it the Homely Scarf and placed around Fenix neck. I give my thanks to Femix and apologize for the pain he gone through for protecting Disco-Chan.
(Orders!)
Fennie and Disco-Chan makes some time to talk and do stuff together. All while doing disco of course.
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The entity becomes vacuuming up mountains upon mountains of food! The plate in the middle remains
The Resistance is not open to orders. But the Gunsworn Enderman Assassins are no long
Valla: Mmm... mmm...
Valla almost looks like she's legitimately considering it.
Valla: Is anybody else willing to sign on to your plan?
The beasts' psychic abilities are far stronger than your curse-of-repetitiveness afflicted word! You are thrown out!
You defeat the Dream of Food!
For your incredible cleverness, both your teammates in the dream turn to you and start clapping! Then all the food becomes anthropomorphic, and also begins clapping! The sound of clapping echoes throughout the entire dream, celebrating your utterly brilliant play!
You've got to get out of here...
Fenix obliges. He will reside in the Nether.
SO MANY SHADES. Your coolness factor immediately hits 9 trillion! The Dream of light wonders if it should surrender, just because of how cool you are!
The Mark III Tactical Flashbang enters the Nether, and now possesses one teleportation amulet!
The rocket engines grant the Cobblestone bunker a 30% dodge rate! You'd think this would lessen its ability to protect the Nether portal, but no!
The Mark III Tactical Flashbang's attack now deals much extra damage to hordes, and is capable of stunning them!
Disco's Murderer is prevented from taking any last-minute actions! You destroy 12 Wither Skeletons as everything and everyone claps for you! You even clap for yourself, just for good measure!
You march down, destroying blue enemy after blue enemy! But the blues rail against you, pushing you back... more reinforcements show up for their side, and the battle only seems to intensify as the blues grow more desperate!
The food is now anthropomorphic, and clapping! Unsure, you pocket the food, adding it your inventory, and drag your allies out of the dream!
Dream of Food conquered!
Even back in the real world, that food you grabbed still exists... huh.
You aren't in a dream.
When you go to check on the United JOEbob forces, you find them all mysterious slaughtered! Except for a note outlining in detail who did it and how it was done, left by the perpetrator, there's no way to determine how it happened!
The Void Assassins have their dodge rate totally neutralized! They can't dodge attacks, they have a TEST to study for dagnabbit!
Good Armor given to Fenix! Now he has better HP!
Your entire token poke is neutralized by Disco's Murderer damage resistance!
Each side fights for dominance of the other, and the thrill of battle! You summon a clone of each side, thus doubling the number of soldiers fighting! They re-enter battle with renewed vigor!
60 Ghasts and 30 Wither Skeletons slain! The first letter... The enemies in the Nether are taken back by your astonishing brutality!
Disco's Murderer is FINISHED! For the moment, Disco-Chan is safe. Disco-Chan bobs gratefully up and down.
+25,000 current/max HP to Fenix!
Fenix: Thank you...
You upgrade your BBB, and grant Fenix the Homely Scarf! Now, he'll heal over time!
Fenix: ...
Fennie and Disco-Chan will hang out this turn!
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The dreams...
The Dream of Light realizes that Eternalstruggle wore the shades all on his own! All on his own! It ultimately capitulates, and surrenders! Those within the dream retreat to outside of it!
Dream of Light Conquered!
The Dream of Blood, meanwhile, isn't doing so well! If anything, the situation has only gotten worse! The beasts are fighting each other, more and more... the Players find themselves almost unable to resist the call of battle... the effects are reaching a fever pitch...!
The Dream of Blood doesn't activate this turn, but this is your last chance to stop it! Otherwise, it'll have an even greater effect than it would've had if ignored!
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Altair takes advantage of the studying Void Assassins to poison their pencils, killing 24!
AG:
Your handful of attacking entities take on the Void Assassins, slaying 7 more!
The Chimera Brigade attacks! Your army immediately plows through 4,159,800 Leftovers, just as planned! You gain 4,159,800 more Unending Defense! It is now truly and incredibly unending! You have a simply absurd amount of HP to work with! Everything else related to the army ticks, too! The Psychic Overlord activates GAIN NEW ABILITY, and gets a brand new eye-laser ability that gives him +500,000 attack! The Trappers find the weakness of the enemy Soulraze footsoldiers... Thwomps! From Mario!
The Resistance strikes next! With Valla still disabling the commander's ship, the lesser attackers are confused and uncoordinated! They also attack the Leftovers, killing 700,000 of them! The Resistance Hackers impatiently await orders...
PG:
Before anything else happens, the godmodder uses his first action. He stretches a little, then flies straight towards your army...
The Godmodder lands in front of the Unending Defense! First, he drinks a "reduces all damage taken by 1" potion! Then, he drinks an Infinite Stamina potion! Then, he challenges the Unending Defense to a series of duels! Each member of the Unending Defense will duel the godmodder individually, and the duels end when either the godmodder gets tired or when one of the Unending Defense manages to land a hit on the godmodder! That, or every Unending Defense member dies, because this is a duel to the death for them at least.
5,000,000 Unending Defense slain!
Eventually, one of them manages to scratch the godmodder. He takes 1 damage, and sighs - a careless mistake, trying to sunbathe in the middle of a duel. At any rate, your Gunsworn Enderman Assassins gain a whole bunch of attack. At the end of the turn, they settle on a nice round number, 40,000 each.
The Soulraze Remnants cheer, and charge forwards! The footsoldiers first - they come at your Unending Defense in waves of 50,000! The Unending Defense completely fails to dodge, and loses 750,000 of their number! Next, the last Soulraze Elites charge in groups of 1,000! The first group hits and takes out the very last of your Unending Defense!
Unending Defense eliminated!
The Elites and footsoldiers each lose some of their number thanks to the recoil damage. But now, they move on to the Grenadiers. Against the brutal marching of the elites, all but 950 Grenadiers are eliminated, completely destroying their built-up snowballing attack! Drat!
The Godmodder points at the Dragonborn, leader of the Dark Brotherhood, and imbues him with a mysterious strength! All of the Dragonborn's skills increase by 100 levels! With his newfound power, the Dragonborn orders his army after your support unit! The Dragonborn himself crushes your Logisticians, killing them all! The Void Assassins, meanwhile, go after your Minor Noble Railgunners, completely eliminating them! The Corpse Collectors, their purpose now impossible to serve, exit your army gracefully.
Finally, the godmodder charges 3 points, to celebrate your army's impending collapse.
N:
Fennie and Disco-Chan hang out! They have an important conversation in the middle of the battle, with awkward introductions! But eventually, they reach an understanding, and embrace...
And so a long-abandoned prophecy was fulfilled.
Fennie and Disco-Chan have plans for a theoretical means to use both their talents to the fullest extent...
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THE NETHER:
Your forces kill 10 Ghasts, 30 Blazes, 56 Magma cubes, and 150 Zombie Pigmen! The last large slaughter was thanks to Fenix!
Then, the enemies begin their final onslaught! 20 Blazes mow down the Archer squad, killing them all! The ghasts fire past your defenses right at the Nether portal, but the attack shield blocks 10 of their attacks, so they only deal 20,000 damage! 60 Zombie pigmen break away from the rest, killing the Ghoul Squad and Ice Slimes! The remaining 57 Zombie Pigmen and 50 Blazes all attack Dave, dealing 78,500 damage! The Wither skeletons charge at Gwyn in groups of 10... how many can she dodge? As it turns out, 30! Gwyn is slain! They will always be remembered... as an example of why dodge rate defense alone is unreliable...
The remaining wither skeletons and magma cubes all go for the Nether portal! The cobblestone bunker dodges 10 but gets hit by 18 Wither skeletons, losing 72% intact-ness! The magma cubes charge forth in groups of 20, and the first 80 eliminate the cobblestone bunker! The last 64 magma cubes all attack the Nether portal, dealing 25,600 damage!
The Nether portal stands tall, with 54,400 HP remaining! You pulled through! Barely...
Nether held!
Having lasted against them for so long, and slaying so many of them, you earn a grudging respect from the Nether minecraft forces. With their previous leader, the Summonspitter, gone, they've been considering a new one, and you've certainly proven yourself worthy! They offer you two potential tasks they could complete, as your "reward" for holding this place! Which would you like? Vote as a Playerbase!
Keep the Nether around: The Nether forces would hold all areas of the Nether, and protect it from outside invasions to ensure that it remains a safe place for your forces. You would gain the permanent ability to store up to 3 entities in the Nether safely. A few restrictions would be in place; Entities in the Nether can't affect the main field in any way.
Have the Nether forces join you: The Nether forces would march out from the portal to assist you in your future fights! You'd receive a number of Nether minecraft allies to assist you each time a new Tribulation started.
You can pick only one! Which do you want?
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Fenix looks concerned. He speaks up...
Fenix: Players... after fighting the Disco Murderer, you healed me, but...
Fenix: I still came so close to death. I was an entity, created to serve, who switched sides, and now...
Fenix: ...I'm not sure I'm ready to die yet. What we're fighting for... I want to know what life is like. Really and properly.
Fenix: ...I've probably existed for... I don't know, a few weeks? And yet I'm sitting in the body of some middle-aged person...
Fenix: If I keep fighting with you, I probably won't make it... the godmodder seems to have it out for me.
Fenix: I hesitate to ask this, but... could I have a... safer job? I'll go join up with the Players who left earlier, see if I can help save some lives.
Are you going to let Fenix leave? If he does, he won't be able to assist you in combat ever again. But if he sticks around, there's a very real chance he won't see the end of this adventure. Decide as a Playerbase!
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There was supposed to be a new arrival this turn. But something big is definitely coming... you can feel it... you also feel a sense that you're about to be reunited with some old friends and allies... Just a little longer...!
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder!
-Keep your army alive! You need it to stand a chance against all the enemy armies! Also, buff your army!
-Defeat the Dark Brotherhood!
-Defeat the Soulrazer Remnants!
-Something's coming next turn...!
-Protect the La Resistance! Stop Valla to prevent them from being destroyed! Or... leave Valla to her work...
Minor Tasks:
Find a way to protect your forces from enemy army attacks!
Deal with the Dream of Blood!
Vote on what you want to gain from the Nether
Deal with the Dream of Blood!
Vote on what you want to gain from the Nether
Field effects: None
[AG]Altair - CP: 20
[AG - Winkins]Disco-Chan: 100,000/100,000 HP, 7,500 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 3/3 (repels darkness!)(Being protected by Fenix)
[N]Fennie: 300,000/300,000 HP, 10,000 x 10A(-100,000 damage from all attacks, +50,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)
[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 100,000/100,000 HP, 25,000A (protected from 2 attack)(hiding within Grenadiers - protected from armies)
[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 100% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)
[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 30,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 2/4 (protected from 1 attack)
[AG]M.A.S.H. Hospital: Dies when AG Army dies, can restore dead units to life, heals injured army units to full, heals Psychic Overlord for +200,000 HP/turn
[AG - Paradoxdragonpaci]The Restorer: 80,000 HP, +9,000 x 3A (can repair items)(Reverse levitation)(currently staffing Hospital)
[AG]La Resistance: Army Health: ►►►►► (Net HP: 14,000,000, Net Attack: 1,200,000)
Captain Lieutenant General's Ship, The Commandant: 3,000,000 HP, 500,000A, Special: Suicidal Charge: 1/2 (Disabled due to Drilling Device!)
Drilling Device: 100% intact (destroys The Commandant to extract the Lemoncore in 2!)
[N-INF]Valla: 100,000,000/100,000,000 HP (5,555% dodge rate)
Named Resistance Soldiers: 300 x 10,000 HP, 30 x 10,000A
Resistance Hackers: 50,000 x 10 HP (Every turn, hacks an enemy, lowering defenses)
Automatic Fighting Drones: 450 x 10,000 HP, 50 x 10,000A
Not-Named Resistance Soldiers: 10 x 350,000 HP
[AG]Chimera Brigade: Army Health: ►►►► (Net HP: 9,765,000, Net Attack: 6,142,500)(Army gets new buff when enemy army is defeated)
Psychic Overlord: 4,400,000 HP, 2,000,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 0/3, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (Most damaged army unit gains health/attack)(Has Megaphone, use to activate the Final Move)(When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x10 damage)(has Player Knife)
Gunsworn Enderman Assassins: 38,000 x 100 HP, 40,000 x 100A (40% dodge rate)(Inflict multi-element DOT)
Trappers: 14,000 x 10 HP (Discover enemy unit weakness each turn)
Grenadiers: 1,500 x 950 HP, 150 x 950A (Attacks burn enemies)(ignore defenses, immunities, resistances)
[PG]The Dark Brotherhood: Army Health: ►► (Net HP: 5,400,000, Net Attack: 1,960,000)
Dragonborn: 5,000,000 HP, 1,800,000A, Current Skills: Destruction 180 Heavy Armor 150 Blocking 110 (Gains skills upon using them, buffing their effects)(110% chance to block attack)
Void Assassins: 25,000 x 16 HP, 10,000 x 16A (35% dodge rate)(weakness: being hydrated)(-4 Void Assassins/turn)
[SR]Soulrazer Remnants: Army Health: ►►►►► (Net HP: 44,360,200, Net Attack: 15,101,000)
Sealed Foe: 15,000,000 HP, [Ability sealed]A, Special: [Ability sealed] (Invincible until all other army units defeated)(unsealed ability each time army unit is defeated)([Ability sealed])
The Last Soulraze Elites: 10,000 x 997 HP, 8,000 x 997A
Desperate Guardians: 500 x 10,000 HP (When the entire unit is eliminated, entire army shielded from damage for 1 turn)(30% chance to block attacks against other units)(Weakness: Thwomp)
Soulraze Footsoldiers and co.: 100 x 142,500 HP, 50 x 142,500A
Leftovers: 1 x 140,200 HP (-100,000 Leftovers/turn)
[PG]Dream of Blood(getting out of control!)
[PG]The Godmodder: 54/310 HP (Descended - x5 Actions per turn)(Master Charge: 10/20)
The Nether:
Nether Portal: 54,400/100,000 HP (if it's destroyed, you lose The Nether!)
Cobblestone bunker: 100% intact (30% dodge rate)
Aqua-Imbued fire: Kills/distracts 10 enemies each turn
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 31,000/31,000 HP, 7,500 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies for 1 turn!)(50% dodge rate)(gravity harness)(2 attack redirector)(1 Emergency teleporter)(-4,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)
[AG]Fenix: 500,000/1,625,000 HP, 50,000 x 6A (protected from 3 attack)(+5%/Max HP per turn - currently 80,000)
[AG - Algot]Dave: 37,000/120,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A
[PG]Zombie Pigmen: 2,000 x 117 HP, 500 x 117A
[PG]Magma Cubes: 1,000 x 144 HP, 400 x 144A
[PG]Blazes: 5,000 x 70 HP, 1,000 x 70A
[PG]Wither Skeletons: 4,000 x 58 HP, 4,000 x 58A (immune to instant kills)
[PG]Ghasts: 1,000 x 30 HP, 1,000 x 30A (ignore bodyguarding/fortifications)
[PG]Wither Boss: 100,000 HP, 10,000 x 3A (Boss)
Total resources: 30 kills + 10 Ghast kills per turn!
Turns left to defend: Last turn!
Cobblestone bunker: 100% intact (30% dodge rate)
Aqua-Imbued fire: Kills/distracts 10 enemies each turn
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 31,000/31,000 HP, 7,500 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies for 1 turn!)(50% dodge rate)(gravity harness)(2 attack redirector)(1 Emergency teleporter)(-4,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)
[AG]Fenix: 500,000/1,625,000 HP, 50,000 x 6A (protected from 3 attack)(+5%/Max HP per turn - currently 80,000)
[AG - Algot]Dave: 37,000/120,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A
[PG]Zombie Pigmen: 2,000 x 117 HP, 500 x 117A
[PG]Magma Cubes: 1,000 x 144 HP, 400 x 144A
[PG]Blazes: 5,000 x 70 HP, 1,000 x 70A
[PG]Wither Skeletons: 4,000 x 58 HP, 4,000 x 58A (immune to instant kills)
[PG]Ghasts: 1,000 x 30 HP, 1,000 x 30A (ignore bodyguarding/fortifications)
[PG]Wither Boss: 100,000 HP, 10,000 x 3A (Boss)
Total resources: 30 kills + 10 Ghast kills per turn!
Turns left to defend: Last turn!
Player list:
Alastair Dragovich - CP: 2 (has Solar Powered Player Killer Armaments - high damage against Players!)
Algot - CP: 1 (has nothing, essence of life)
Arsenical - CP: 3(1 post in debt!)
barbedwireqtip - CP: 1
Bill Nye - CP: 7
Captain.cat - CP: 7 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Full Restore)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 2 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun)
Crusher48 - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 11
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 6 (has anthropomorphic food)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 27
Ender_Smirk - CP: 0 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
[N]Evonix - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0
General_Urist - CP: 12
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Leoano (Soul Break), 39 power left)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 4 (Critically Wounded!)
Karpinsky - CP: 8
Krill13 - CP: 0
Kyleruler - CP: 0
MooGoestheCow - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 1
Pionoplayer - CP: 13
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 9
RedRover1760 - CP: 1 (Slightly Injured)
Spicy_Serious - CP: 8 (has Rune Laptop with entity data)
That-Random-Guy - CP: 6 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 4 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), frag grenade(deals significant damage, usable as free action), Summonspitter heart)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 1 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 3
Tithed Verse - CP: 0 (has useless box)
Trifling Epithet - CP: 0
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB)
Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Base Player Power: 20,000
Algot - CP: 1 (has nothing, essence of life)
Arsenical - CP: 3(1 post in debt!)
barbedwireqtip - CP: 1
Bill Nye - CP: 7
Captain.cat - CP: 7 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Full Restore)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 2 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun)
Crusher48 - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 11
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 6 (has anthropomorphic food)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 27
Ender_Smirk - CP: 0 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
[N]Evonix - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0
General_Urist - CP: 12
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Leoano (Soul Break), 39 power left)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 4 (Critically Wounded!)
Karpinsky - CP: 8
Krill13 - CP: 0
Kyleruler - CP: 0
MooGoestheCow - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 1
Pionoplayer - CP: 13
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 9
RedRover1760 - CP: 1 (Slightly Injured)
Spicy_Serious - CP: 8 (has Rune Laptop with entity data)
That-Random-Guy - CP: 6 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 4 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), frag grenade(deals significant damage, usable as free action), Summonspitter heart)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 1 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 3
Tithed Verse - CP: 0 (has useless box)
Trifling Epithet - CP: 0
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB)
Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Base Player Power: 20,000
5 update summaries... I feel like with the Tribulations, there's too much to keep track of, and its hard to include everything on them without making them confusing. Maybe they'll be re-introduced if there's a good time for it.
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
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I SUMMON THE KING DDD
I SUMMON THE KING DDD
She/Her
I vote that Fenix should leave, and that the Nether forces should join us. We need them. I also charge 2 cp, and use my 1 action to place a grave for Gwyn. You were my first entity that wasn't for creating an army...
I charge 3 CP.
Votes:
Vote A: I vote for the Nether forces to join us.
Vote B: I vote to let Fenix leave if he wants.
Votes:
Vote A: I vote for the Nether forces to join us.
Vote B: I vote to let Fenix leave if he wants.
Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
Nether forces, join us!
Fenix! Be free! But never forget us! Remember us! Tell our story!
All right, I was clearly mistaken here.
I put all of the beasts in time out, and give them some happy pills.
Fenix! Be free! But never forget us! Remember us! Tell our story!
All right, I was clearly mistaken here.
I put all of the beasts in time out, and give them some happy pills.
Entity Orders: I order the Psychic Overlord to activate the Megaphone and trigger the Final Move. The army's going down, but it's going to go down fighting. (please vote to authorize this, everyone else).
I also vote to use the Nether as a base of operations for snowballing forces. We can j
Dream Action: Alright, this isn't working, who wants to sub-in here?
Hey, that diversion plan you set up worked great! I managed to steal a bunch of stuff, and may or may not have liberated a few godmodder-controlled worlds for fun.
So, are you volunteering to create portals into a dream world?
What?
I've got a bunch of monsters fighting to the death in a dream, and I'd like them to not fight. How about you kidnap them with portals and drop them right on top of Godmodder-aligned strongholds?
Fair warning, my attempts to do the same with Hell led to them ignoring the Godmodder's forces, forcing some other Players to intervene before stuff got nasty. Why wouldn't that happen here?
These are bloodlusted combat monsters. They'll go after anything that's the opposite color.
Sounds like I need to open portals to some paint factories.
So, after we finish up the plan, Wormhole starts by opening portals to various blue and red paint factories. He fills 10 reinforced balloons with red paint, and 10 reinforced balloons with blue paint. Then, he picks 20 Godmodder military bases at random (excluding the current battlefield), opens portals to drop the balloons on top of them, and then opens portals to deep-space to bring in asteroids and smash the balloons (as well as bits of the base below).
The target bases take some damage from the asteroid hit, but are also heavily confused by having paint splattered all over their base. Wormhole makes sure to steal all of their contingency plan manuals and computer resources to prevent them from picking up on the threat early, and then also steals all of their janitorial equipment just for fun.
Then, with my help, he abducts both beast armies from the dreamworld (or, if he can't reach the dreamworld, from wherever they arrive when they enter the main battlefield), and scatters their troops out among the bases. Red beasts are dropped on blue-splattered bases, and blue beasts are dropped on red-splattered bases. They should immediately identify the Godmodder's troops as hostile due to being the opposite color, and engage them.
I also vote to use the Nether as a base of operations for snowballing forces. We can j
Dream Action: Alright, this isn't working, who wants to sub-in here?
Hey, that diversion plan you set up worked great! I managed to steal a bunch of stuff, and may or may not have liberated a few godmodder-controlled worlds for fun.
So, are you volunteering to create portals into a dream world?
What?
I've got a bunch of monsters fighting to the death in a dream, and I'd like them to not fight. How about you kidnap them with portals and drop them right on top of Godmodder-aligned strongholds?
Fair warning, my attempts to do the same with Hell led to them ignoring the Godmodder's forces, forcing some other Players to intervene before stuff got nasty. Why wouldn't that happen here?
These are bloodlusted combat monsters. They'll go after anything that's the opposite color.
Sounds like I need to open portals to some paint factories.
So, after we finish up the plan, Wormhole starts by opening portals to various blue and red paint factories. He fills 10 reinforced balloons with red paint, and 10 reinforced balloons with blue paint. Then, he picks 20 Godmodder military bases at random (excluding the current battlefield), opens portals to drop the balloons on top of them, and then opens portals to deep-space to bring in asteroids and smash the balloons (as well as bits of the base below).
The target bases take some damage from the asteroid hit, but are also heavily confused by having paint splattered all over their base. Wormhole makes sure to steal all of their contingency plan manuals and computer resources to prevent them from picking up on the threat early, and then also steals all of their janitorial equipment just for fun.
Then, with my help, he abducts both beast armies from the dreamworld (or, if he can't reach the dreamworld, from wherever they arrive when they enter the main battlefield), and scatters their troops out among the bases. Red beasts are dropped on blue-splattered bases, and blue beasts are dropped on red-splattered bases. They should immediately identify the Godmodder's troops as hostile due to being the opposite color, and engage them.
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"...What kind of attack is THAT?"
"I thought it would be hilarious!"
"I thought it was clever..."
"Whatever... now its MY turn..."
Action 1-3: I take a look at the Void Assassins who are now ready to take their test. They start doing it, answering very slowly. I give them the Determination to go faster. However, I "accidentally" put too much on them, making them go even faster. They go so fast that they didn't have time to process the questions. They make a mistake and some of them explode.
Shadrix starts typing into his terminal and sends a file of a strange machine. Gaster goes wide-eyed, "THAT... THAT IS..."
Shadrix smiles and starts uploading the file to Gaster's location "The DT Extractor. Something that was never completed when I visited the world before. Now we are going to complete it and modify it."
Gaster, tilts his head to the side, "HOW?"
"We are going to take the red A.I's Determination and modify it to the kid's Determination. We just need to find him. The kid has got to be someplace right?"
"I HOPE SO... HOWEVER... ACCORDING TO YOUR BLUEPRINT, IT REQUIRES 6 SOULS TO RUN IT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET THOSE 6?"
"I never waste resources, even after I am done using them. The original souls that I used to create the chips are still in this universe that I reside in. I will pick them up and deliver them to you. There, you will build the machine, deliver it to my ship, and we will kick the evil Determination out of the damn A.I. Wait... you said you took the red soul right? Where is it?"
"YOU TOOK IT TO THE PLANET WHERE YOU STORED IT WITH THE OTHER SOULS. DID YOU FORGET?"
"...whoops? ...So, will this plan work?"
Gaster stood there, looking at the floor. After a while, he smiles and looks at the T.V, "... THIS MIGHT WORK. THIS WILL BE VERY... VERY... INTERESTING. I WILL BE HERE WAITING FOR YOU."
Shadrix nods, "Alright G. See you later!"
Shadrix cuts communication and rushed back to Kirby. Shadrix sits back down on his chair. "What's the status?"
"Seems to be doing ok. The integrity hasn't gone down yet."
"Perfect. We need to do a quick errand real quick. set course for the Void Planet."
"What about Bill Nye?"
"We will still keep an eye out for him. For now, let's do this thing."
"Aye, sir!" Kirby shouts as he activates the engines. The engines roar to life and they blast through space towards their destination.
TO BE CONTINUED...
D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N integrity status: 92.01%
"I thought it would be hilarious!"
"I thought it was clever..."
"Whatever... now its MY turn..."
Action 1-3: I take a look at the Void Assassins who are now ready to take their test. They start doing it, answering very slowly. I give them the Determination to go faster. However, I "accidentally" put too much on them, making them go even faster. They go so fast that they didn't have time to process the questions. They make a mistake and some of them explode.
Shadrix starts typing into his terminal and sends a file of a strange machine. Gaster goes wide-eyed, "THAT... THAT IS..."
Shadrix smiles and starts uploading the file to Gaster's location "The DT Extractor. Something that was never completed when I visited the world before. Now we are going to complete it and modify it."
Gaster, tilts his head to the side, "HOW?"
"We are going to take the red A.I's Determination and modify it to the kid's Determination. We just need to find him. The kid has got to be someplace right?"
"I HOPE SO... HOWEVER... ACCORDING TO YOUR BLUEPRINT, IT REQUIRES 6 SOULS TO RUN IT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET THOSE 6?"
"I never waste resources, even after I am done using them. The original souls that I used to create the chips are still in this universe that I reside in. I will pick them up and deliver them to you. There, you will build the machine, deliver it to my ship, and we will kick the evil Determination out of the damn A.I. Wait... you said you took the red soul right? Where is it?"
"YOU TOOK IT TO THE PLANET WHERE YOU STORED IT WITH THE OTHER SOULS. DID YOU FORGET?"
"...whoops? ...So, will this plan work?"
Gaster stood there, looking at the floor. After a while, he smiles and looks at the T.V, "... THIS MIGHT WORK. THIS WILL BE VERY... VERY... INTERESTING. I WILL BE HERE WAITING FOR YOU."
Shadrix nods, "Alright G. See you later!"
Shadrix cuts communication and rushed back to Kirby. Shadrix sits back down on his chair. "What's the status?"
"Seems to be doing ok. The integrity hasn't gone down yet."
"Perfect. We need to do a quick errand real quick. set course for the Void Planet."
"What about Bill Nye?"
"We will still keep an eye out for him. For now, let's do this thing."
"Aye, sir!" Kirby shouts as he activates the engines. The engines roar to life and they blast through space towards their destination.
TO BE CONTINUED...
D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N integrity status: 92.01%
I vote we keep the nether occupied IF the nether is ACTUALLY SAFE. Like, somewhat more safe then entities in the stasis pod are while there, as opposed to the kind of safe our army was; the kind of safe where the entity doesn't die without an obvious leadup which can be countered, instead of the kind where all past experience suggests it Should be safe, but- Oh No!- BLARG INSTUNT DEUF. The DSP entities seem safe right now, but the Godmodder could probably just say "ARGLE BLARGLE I MAID DA POD AND TURNS OUT I AM HAVE CODEDEDED S OA MOPEN IT AND INSTANT DEUF. So if the Nether won't be safer then that- IE, actually safe, I vote against that.
ANYWAY. On to the rest of the post, Eh?!?
[1] The Sealed Foe was infected, and The Godmodder didn't do anything about it; Reality didn't do anything about it; Moniker couldn't do anything about it.
So, That infection activates, forcing it to spew forth the entirely of my prior arguments which I intended to say but failed because the Godmodder corrected his reality law.
Per simple logic, 1) the Godmodder will hear, and have to respond to, the arguments i made (I give the Sealed Foe my power of attorney conditional on the arguments being exactly what I planned to say but couldn't/didn't).
2) The Godmodder will act accordingly should said arguments be valid
3)Godmodder will afterwards brutally attack the Sealed Foe.
[1] If the Godmodder is distracted by the S.Foe talking, I steal The Knife from him. All must Say Goodbye to The Knife that they-------. And perhaps he shall Be Glad he said goodbye... Goodbye.<<<<< Gonnne are the days of old. Lost are the lies we're told. Now, he may realize... he'd be glad he said goodbye. (+4 title drop)...I made The Knife, and I've hinted at my plan for it implicitly... though since the Godmodder never bothered reading my entire JOEpost, he wouldn't know
[0]"Vana, how did you get so much Dodge? Is it something I can imitate? (personally I agree you should wait to take the lemoncore until it's at least possible for you to lose it- there's no risk until the Vanguard dies after all) "
Simultaneously...
"Altair, Do you still have any Godmodding-enhanced items (IE that knife he killed star with)? Also, remember you owe me an unspecified amount of owing. Also Also, When the stasis pod returns I have a powerful snowball available, so I'll probably want what help you'll give for protecting that."
[1]I heal myself, bones reknitting into place and more scrambled areas melting into a cyan glowing goop before reforming into the approximate shape of a proper body. It wouldn't do for this dream body to act in an obviously disposable manner... any more then I already am, anyway.
ANYWAY. On to the rest of the post, Eh?!?
[1] The Sealed Foe was infected, and The Godmodder didn't do anything about it; Reality didn't do anything about it; Moniker couldn't do anything about it.
So, That infection activates, forcing it to spew forth the entirely of my prior arguments which I intended to say but failed because the Godmodder corrected his reality law.
Per simple logic, 1) the Godmodder will hear, and have to respond to, the arguments i made (I give the Sealed Foe my power of attorney conditional on the arguments being exactly what I planned to say but couldn't/didn't).
2) The Godmodder will act accordingly should said arguments be valid
3)Godmodder will afterwards brutally attack the Sealed Foe.
[1] If the Godmodder is distracted by the S.Foe talking, I steal The Knife from him. All must Say Goodbye to The Knife that they-------. And perhaps he shall Be Glad he said goodbye... Goodbye.<<<<< Gonnne are the days of old. Lost are the lies we're told. Now, he may realize... he'd be glad he said goodbye. (+4 title drop)...I made The Knife, and I've hinted at my plan for it implicitly... though since the Godmodder never bothered reading my entire JOEpost, he wouldn't know
[0]"Vana, how did you get so much Dodge? Is it something I can imitate? (personally I agree you should wait to take the lemoncore until it's at least possible for you to lose it- there's no risk until the Vanguard dies after all) "
Simultaneously...
"Altair, Do you still have any Godmodding-enhanced items (IE that knife he killed star with)? Also, remember you owe me an unspecified amount of owing. Also Also, When the stasis pod returns I have a powerful snowball available, so I'll probably want what help you'll give for protecting that."
[1]I heal myself, bones reknitting into place and more scrambled areas melting into a cyan glowing goop before reforming into the approximate shape of a proper body. It wouldn't do for this dream body to act in an obviously disposable manner... any more then I already am, anyway.