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I cast ultimate dramatic thunderstorm.
I then cannabalize it, and use the excess mana gained to cast magic muscle... on myself.
I then create and disperse a miscellaneous spell.
Spicy, algot, kyle, we're gonna need you guys to make sure nobody dies. Like, SERIOUSLY. We do need to drop the snake as fast as possible, but we also need to not die in the process.
"Don't worry Piono, I'll keep an eye on it. Even if the others with Support Spells are...incapacitated."
"For now however, there's some time for an offensive."
I Cast: Lightning from Algot's book and MP on Quetzalcoatl!
I Create Spell: Status Effect Scrub!
Exactly what it says on the tin, purges the target of all Status Effects.
I Cast: Deadly Performance on Pionoplayer!
I use Vampirism on Quetzalcoatl, then recycle Vampirism, use Zombie Swarm, and create a spell that can find an enemies weakness!
I muse a bit and look at the flagbearer spell.
This... this will help constantly throw big spells...
I look over the big bad's spells and simply decided to go with it.
Actions
The Banner of Light has been summoned.
The Shieldbearer follows suit to guard it.
Create spell: Sword Torrent
I cast big blast on Quetzalcoatl and creates a spell that revives an entity from the stasis machine and permanently puts it on the casters side
Ok so I have a plan, firstly you can ressurect things cheaply, if anything for less cost than to just summon them and you can ressurect anything using it's corpse and if it costs less than 1A it follows I can ressurect an arbitrary number of them, if you take a corpse to pieces it remains pieces of a corpse and an old corpse is still a corpse.
It seems like things arn't created ex-nihilio but rather summoned from somewhere, I also assume conservation of energy still applies wherever these come from, and the energy can be traced back infinetly far throughout the multiverse, and in an infinitly old multiverse everything that could happen has happened. It thus follows that everything has at one point or another has been bees. Thus I ressurect everything as bees, and I mean everything, especially the air, there's no air left, just bees, there's no longer an atmosphere or a lithosphere, just different strata of bees, also these are necromanc bees so they don't just die again.
Yur a total buzzkillLet me see if I follow your assumptions.
1: Resurrecting things is cheaper than summoning them.
2: You can resurrect a bee using its corpse.
3: Resurrecting things costs less than 1.0 actions.
4: If you take a corpse to pieces, the corpse can still be resurrected.
5: An old corpse can still be resurrected.
6: Entities are not created ex nihilo but rather summoned from somewhere.
7: Conservation of energy is universally applicable across the multiverse.
8: The multiverse is infinitely old.
9: If a multiverse is infinitely old, every part of a multiverse must have been a bee at some point.
However:
1: Ressurecting an exact copy of an entity is impossible due to the Curse of Repetetiveness.
3: Not technically wrong. If you used 1.0 actions to resurrect 2 bees, you would only have used 0.5 actions on each bee. However, resurrecting is not a free action.
6 and 7: Wrong. Players and Godmodders do whatever they want as fluff.
8: Unsupported by the story.
9: Double wrong. The entire concept of an infinitely old anything is impossible. Also, it is completely possible that bees do not exist in this setting. Have you ever actually seem a bee?
"Time to do my part!"
I Cast:Soothe on DragonofHope!
I Cast:Soothe on Kyleruler!
I Cast:Soothe on Shieldbearer!
I frown at the petrification that's going on and thanked Spicy Serious as he removed the petrifying status on the Shieldbearer. It wouldn't be good if the banner-bearer to be open to harm now.
Actions:
Swirling some of my mana around, I crouch in preparation of the Stab spell and leap towards Quetzalcoatl. The mana that was swirling within my body soon explodes outwards and furthers propels my flight towards the snake. While the spell was supposed to send a sword to perform the stabbing, I worked around to alter it slightly. The mana that was released and changed to perform the Stab spell converges onto my frame, I straighten myself to reduced air friction with both arms out and soon define myself as the 'sword' of the attack. I felt the spell sharpening me and soon I made contact with the snake. Gore splatters outwards from my insertion and was pulled back immediately once I've finished stabbing myself into the boss baddie. The spell protected me from being stained in the blood and soon dissipates, I took this cue to retreat to the battle lines.
I wave my hand and had a Knight summoned in.
Create spell and recycle: Heal Blast
I use Curezap, recycle Zombie Swarm, and create a spell that will summon an army of minions, and use Mana Speed-up on myself when possible.
I recycle frostbite and heavy weight.
Using those three things I attempt to make the same sort of spell three times for a better shot at getting a good one, or, if possible, using all three slots at once to boost the power of the spell.
What is this spell?
Rapture Runes: summons an elemental rune every time used. The number of runes maxes out at 9 (air, water, fire, earth, lightning, ice, plant, energy, metal), and the more runes you have when you unleash the final blow, the more powerful the final attack is.
Instead of giving you mana when you recycle the spell, it unleashes the final attack, sacrificing all of the rapture runes that are currently summoned in a massive attack on the target.
That giant wall is extremely unfortunate. The Apex and fleet moves out the way, which works since they're [N] forces instead of [AG] forces.
...he shouldn't -shutdown command the terminal. He acknowledges this, but yet is really tempted to shut down the terminal. Like, oh boy.
The Construction Drones keep constructing, and he FOCUSES on meditation so as to not shut down the terminal. Because oh man is he tempted to do just that.
Actions
1x Ramming a couple of extremely high mass objects, into the top of the wall I plan to tip the wall to the other side.
2x charge.
Orders
Tassadar continues to strike,
The healbot begins restoring Tassadar's HP
1. I attempt to commandeer the machine gun from the Retail Executive and fire it at the wall.
2. I shoot an arrow at the Hunterbot from the Huntsman; a bow made for hunting, it clearly will insta kill the Hunterbot.
3. Chargin up to 8
[1x] Hey, i never required anything about his mental state while being polite! mental states are Complicated, and people may often do something just because it is polite. I wouldn't penalize someone for accurate reasoning! the problem was that he completely ignored my pain, and my sneeze. but since the Godmodder isn't smart enough to grasp that, he should take the damage. so he will, unless the politenessbot misspoke and meant to say "but I did respond to the pain and sneeze, i asked if you where ok and said bless you and everything!", but that can't be right, because the godmodder's robots are always perfect. so take damage, you person-man-boy-human-helicopter!
ENTITY ORDERS: the death-elite engineer tries to remember how the peacekeepers make their shield generators, which it knows because it was there and stuff. if it can do this in 20 turns of work or less, it gets to work, with the 4 builders helping. otherwise, the builders start a project THAT I HAVE SAID TO DO TWICE ALREADY: building themselves an evolver. also, i would appreciate it if the actions lost by them not doing anything when this entity order was ignored are refunded,
The Devolver attacks the wall. the prism deployer deploys some prisms, pure bodyguard entitys which are rectangular prisms and float.
[1x] what I was going to do with this seems to be being satisfactorily dealt with by others, so...
instead, I walk up to the godmodder with a friendly smile on my face.
"Remember that last wager of ours? that was fun!"
"I think the high stakes and my method of victory might have made it less fun for you, though, so I'm here to offer you another wager! a simple one, admittedly motivated by me wishing for more of your actions, but more for fun."
"and besides, you can't let a player like me beat you without a comeuppance, right? no, i don't think messing with my other stuff would be considered a comeuppance, because it wasn't in a similar context."
"So here's my idea!"
"This Wager, like last time, I put a boost stone on the line. it's the only thing I've got you'd really value, to be honest... at least as far as i know."
"If I win, I give you the boost stone and you owe me two actions, but i can do these two on seperate turns. you may use the stone as you see fit. you will not use your own actions to interfer with these two selected actions."
"if you win, you get the stone, you owe me just one action, and I can't knowingly interfere with your chosen actions (you may warn me of them in a PM I cannot publicize if you want to make sure)."
"To keep it actually possible for me to profit from this deal if I win, though, I would like to request that any Simple requests (summon X entity, create X item) eicrou blei eitchakmouyot. "
"And the Wager! I will draw up a maze. you get to make up to two guesses as to the shortest path to the end (which i can define further if needed). you do not get feedback on guess accuracy. you don't need to like, turn at the right pixel, just pick the right path."
"Moniker is a known neutral party, right? if not, we can try to decide on someone else. but assuming moniker is good, on the conclusion of your guesses, I will reveal my solution, and moniker will select, say, 7 people with no stake in the matter."
"they will be asked whether your path is functionally the same path as the one I selected, and if the majority say yes, then you win. if the majority say yours is shorter, then you win. if the majority say they are different and mine is shorter, I win."
"what do you say, godmodder?"
[1x] I start alchemizing That One Dagger I Got From Ray && charmzard energy.
[1CP] As moniker described when I tried to use dreams as proof of ability to do a certain thing and as proof of effectiveness of doing that thing, I look under a rock.
"Oh, sorry. People describing their dreams is REALLY boring, so I fell asleep. I had this weird dream about you looking under a rock and finding something, though."
so i do this thing and find a thing.
I would also note that nowhere did morpheus say that the prophetic-ness of player dreams was tied to whether the current QM was willing to bother listening to them, so those two dreams i mentioned (meteoring the godmodder into oblivion and gaining unlimited power by shooting things in a game below reality with a glitchy remote) will still be accurate in some way.
Especially the part with the 7 srovys.
Current CP: 20
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Eyowe sees the three separate issues going on at once. He's going to have to get busy now.
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First off, the Huntedbot. It's being a dodgy bother right now and thus it itself must be hindered.
Eyowe crafts a swarm of mechanical flies to go bother the Huntedbot, reducing its dodge rate as whatever dodge glands it has are being used to constantly avoid the flies.
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Then, there's the race for the cake. Don't know how important it is but it seems important enough.
Off of the side of the tracks, Eyowe puts up a fake duplicate of the cake in question as to distract the runner from the race, even for just a significant enough moment. To make sure none of the participating none-[PG] forces fall for the fake as well, Eyowe communicates this information to every [AG] and [N] forces in the field, except Wooby for obvious enough reasons.
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Lastly, the dangerously falling Giant Wall. It's not until 3 turns that it'll completely fall down, but dealing with it now would be great.
Eyowe dons his Doc Ock/Slenderman-esque set of mechanical tendrils(no, he didn't have to hurt the suit to put that on) and flies off to the top of the Giant Wall, the flight distance not really being an issue. Upon reaching there, Eyowe immediately starts pulling bricks out off the wall from the top at a very rapid rate using his mechanical tendrils, damaging the wall.
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Actions Done:
x1: Reducing the Huntedbot's dodge rate.
x1: Distracting the Runner from the race.
x1: Damaging the Giant Wall.
Opening up a large bag that just so happens to be next to me I pull out dozens of small thrusters, hurling them to various points on the part of the falling Giant Wall facing the AG forces. As they latch into the surface of the Giant Wall they come to life, great jets of flame leaping out from them as they try to slow the wall's descent. (x1.5)
Frowning at the PG Runners' upcoming super sprint I decide to mildly delay them. While they're rushing towards the cake the PG Runners suddenly find themselves under attack by their own clothing as their clothing comes to life. Shoelaces tying themselves together, pants falling down to their ankles, shirts shooting upwards into their faces, quite alot to deal with when they're in mid-sprint. (x1)
As the minor amount of energy I have won't be too effective at causing the Huntedbot issue I instead turn back to my entities. Heading over the Magitek servitor factory I pull out the encrypted plans for it and realize that some additional redundant systems can be fit in some empty spaces without reducing the Magitek servitor factory's function. Carefully maneuvering in the facility's interior I install some robust and miniaturized replication and energy hardware in the earlier identified empty spaces, increasing the Magitek servitor factory's survivability by a minimal amount. (x0.5)
On the entity side of things I order the Magitek servitor factory to heal Tassadar while the servitors redirect their attacks towards the Huntedbot. While it's unfortunate they can't attack individually to get around its dodge rate hopefully their minor accuracy while let them hit the Huntedbot. Naturally I make sure all of my entities move away from the Giant Wall just to be safe in case the Giant Wall does manage to hit the nearby AG forces.
[72]Severed hand, Soulflayer hand, Sharpened Soulrazer Chunk, HP^Sword
Player knife, Wilson the Charming Rock, Old Control Panel (RGB buttons)
Third Eye: 0/100
I rip off my legs and use them to construct a pair of legs, which I use to run Even Faster^tm.
NNNNNYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAOOAOAOAAOFALLINGREALLYFASTSOUNDSWOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHSSLAAAMMMM!!! The magic force of magic magickiness is magicking here now...
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A river of lava spews out of the force, heading...
7
<--Thataway!
A platform of floatingness appears very far away from the live Space Station. With its own breathable air in the vicinity of the platform enough to fit 3 very big elephants.
A boy no older then 14 suddenly appears into existence, then immediately panics at his sudden transportation.
An aura of absolute calm then radiates from the platform, calming the boy in the process. He then looks around to see an EXTREMELY messed up world, and to his left, a very big space station. He didn't notice a giant wall falling on top of others.
Looks around again to find a very blank book, looks at it, decides to chuck it elsewhere.
Alone, confused, and concerned, but most importantly, calm, the boy decides to sit around on the platform hoping if someone would ever find him and get him down here and explain the what Hell is going on.
OOC: I am very new to this role playing, hope that I'm not too late. Everyone's reply look quite complex now.
I give a potion of quick flight to the Scout Team personally which will grant them the ability to fly 10 m off the ground at high speeds,faster then what they were moving before
I give Tassadar a Cute Sticker that heals her and then falls off
CP 5>6
"hmm... No ones come for me yet," I mumbled with a bit of annoyance. I decided to further look around my platform.
"Whoa... what the heck is that? Dang, I wish I had a Telescope-," after the sentence was done, a telescope that I wished appeared into existence. "Whoa! How did I do that!?!" I concentrated on wishing something again. "I wish for a phone..." *puff* The phone appears onto my hand. It even looked like the one I imagined! with the same sound effects to boot!
After the distractions of such revelation, I used the telescope to view what was happening on the planet/plane below me.
"Whoa..."
Actions Left: 3
Free Action???
Summon telescopeSummon PhoneLook with telescope to scan surroundingsCP 0 > 3???
OOC:anyone please correct me if I'm doing this wrong somehowThanks the_two_eternities
Ah yes! I'll feed some actions into my destroyer to destroy this wall REAL GOOD.
tCP: 19 actions - 7
10 ACTION FOCUS - ORBITAL DEATH LASER: I pull out my trusty walky and tell the Destroyer, "I NEED THAT WALL DESTROYED ASAP!" The Destroyer crew is running around, preparing to fire a giant laser at the wall. It fires, and everything quiets for a minute as it pierces the wall in an EPIC FASHION. Also, time slows down. Time and sound resumes, as the wall crumbles from the MASSIVE laser shot.
"Whoa," I change where I view to an explosion that wasn't even there moments ago. "I see... A wall..." Disregarding the fact that I can pierce through the extreme light with my telescope, I finally thought that a found myself the objective that may have brought me here in the first place. Destroying the wall.
I quickly thought of something to wish for, A bazooka that could fire a missile that ignores physics itself and had the ability bypass EVERYTHING until it has reached its target, the explosive material would be anti-matter. The anti-matter would weigh 5.124 pounds, something that is capable of producing a explosion two times stronger then that a T.S.A.R Bomba can produce.
"Ooofff!" It was heavy, like really, REALLY, heavy. I put it down on the platform and slid the heavy thing around so that it would be aiming at the wall.
"Let me see if this works," I fire the rocket straight at the wall.
Actions Left: 2
'Well fuck.' I think to myself as the giant wall starts falling down towards us. Looking over at GoldHero101 I see that their preparing to fire a ORBITAL DEATH LASER at the Wall as it's falling towards us.
'I guess I can try and help. I wish for the ORBITAL DEATH LASER damage to be increase so it will cause more damage to the Giant Wall.' Suddenly the laser takes on a red hue in combination with the primary Green color of the laser itself. According to the power measuring equipment for the ORBITAL DEATH LASER the power levels have exceeded the normal power output but otherwise the Laser should be able to make use of the increased power for it's attack. (3 CP)
FOCUS
I summon a squad of Carving Drones (not permanent entities).
The Carving Drones proceed to carve holes in the Wall where it is projected to fall onto 3 random AG entities, so that if and when the Wall falls, it'll leave said entities sitting in holes, completely fine.
This also does damage to the wall (because carving holes out of it clearly does damage).
One of the Engineers notifies me of a distant platform spontaneously manifesting. On it there appears to be an adolescent human, carrying among other things a cell phone. It appears to be a new player which is always welcome, but I don't know his phone number and I don't have time to move the LIVE Space Station over to make physical contact. There's something that needs to be done: I have the LIVE Space Station move back down towards the battlefield, and take up position preparing to attack... The Huntedbot! It can't distract the LIVE Space Station if the LIVE Space Station wasn't planning on attacking anything else anyway! *taps head*
While preparing to attack I thank the Space Engineers for the quadcopter deployer upgrade, and give them a more unusual task: Though it hasn't been doing much, Joebobob's Stunted Nexus is still on the space station, and there's clearly a lot of overhauling left to do. So I order the Space Engineers to spend this turn debugging the Stunted Nexus and removing the Godmodder's safeguards. Don't know if non-players can do that effectively, but it's worth a shot.
While moving, I charge 2 cp. Depending on how well or badly attacking the Wall goes this turn, I might use it for a little surprise next turn.
And with my last action... I jump out of the station to go mess with the PG runner's SUPER SPRINT. I set up a whole bunch of barriers on the track in front of them. Some are small and easy to jump over like a fence or sawhorse. Others are tall and solid but narrow, like concrete pillars or holes in the ground. A third type are raised objects that are just above head height, like raised poles or crates handing from poles. Any one of these obstacles individually would hamper absolutely no one. Even all together they would barely delay someone in a run... only if they're in a REGULAR run, that is! But for someone in a SUPER SPRINT, they're real dangerous! You see, the obstacles are carefully spaced so that a person at normal running speed will have have just enough time to jump over one obstacle, and just barely be able to dodge or duck under the next one. But someone in a SUPER SPRINT has far too much momentum; they'd be moving to fast that if they jump over a low obstacle they'll slam right into the next raised or tall obstacle before they even hit the ground! And they'd have no real hope of dodging all the tall ones, not without doing the human equivalent of a car losing control and fishtailing. So the PG runners now need to chose between slowing down their SUPER SPRINT or suffering some rather nasty cranial trauma.
PEWPEWZAPWHATEVERTHEHECKSOUNDS...
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Nothing happens. Absolutely nothing. Waitnosomethingishappeningnevermindit'snot. Still nothing.
Acton 1: Look! In the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Superman, here to stop the wall from falling. Or, at least, brace it for as long as he can to slow down the fall.
Action 2: I note a flaw in the Huntedbot's logic, and reflect the first attack (or taunt or whatever it's called) back onto itself. This will cause it to be taunted and forced to use its second attack on itself, which will cause it to be taunted and forced to use its third attack on itself, which will cause it to be taunted and use its first attack next round on itself, and so on and so forth, rendering it completely useless.
Action 3: Wait, why did I chicken out from mere pain? I'm tougher than that, I can completely rewire my brain to ignore pain responses and in fact absorb the energy from the pain for other attacks, and yet I still retreated from it. Well, time to try again. I teleport back in with fake!Yorehammer and completely negate all incoming pain, pushing straight through the grabby-arm's defenses. After all, the grabby arm has to have a way to get an object inside itself without using !Yorehammer, because a cage does not have any life force, much less enough life force to withstand using Yorehammer's powers. At the same time, I store the absorbed pain energy, which should greatly increase the power of my next action.
Meanwhile, I'm also going to run a quick test to see if forces applied to the outside of the cage transfer to the inside. Unfortunately, this requires Fred's help, and since I really don't like actually talking, I instead use telepathy to message him.
Hey Fred, I'm going to do a quick test here. Tell me what happens inside the cage, if anything.
Then, I hit the cage with just enough force to rattle its insides without actually doing any damage to Fred. Trust me, I'm an expert at hitting things with exactly the right amount of force.
Arsenical charges 3 CP.
+3 CP
Wait, where'd he get that baseball bat?
-4 CP
The Machinegun (the one held by a PG individual) mysteriously gets chopped into a large number of small pieces.
-5 CP
The PG runners suddenly discover they've spent all this time running the wrong way! They proceed to read exercise books, debate muscle efficiency, and eventually (end of the turn) realize that not only have they done very little moving, but due to the Godmodder's enhancements they are far to good to benefit from this sort of thing!
+3CP
Standard intake.
Ok so I have a plan, firstly you can ressurect things cheaply, if anything for less cost than to just summon them and you can ressurect anything using it's corpse and if it costs less than 1A it follows I can ressurect an arbitrary number of them, if you take a corpse to pieces it remains pieces of a corpse and an old corpse is still a corpse.
It seems like things arn't created ex-nihilio but rather summoned from somewhere, I also assume conservation of energy still applies wherever these come from, and the energy can be traced back infinetly far throughout the multiverse, and in an infinitly old multiverse everything that could happen has happened. It thus follows that everything has at one point or another has been bees. Thus I ressurect everything as bees, and I mean everything, especially the air, there's no air left, just bees, there's no longer an atmosphere or a lithosphere, just different strata of bees, also these are necromanc bees so they don't just die again.
"TAKE OUT THE GODDAMN WALL!" Arsenical yells with no small amount of panic at the businessman.All neutral stuff increments. James appears somewhat frustrated at the lack of orders for Corporation Services.
James: Players! I have so much to offer you! Please, order soon.
James begins to consider upping the marketing budget for the current location.