Free Action: I spontaneously develop disassociative PC disorder (the same thing that happens to every JRPG party), causing me to actually be multiple characters sharing the same action slots. Different text colors are different characters, and that's all that matters for anything that isn't RP.
Free Action: I also attempt to figure out how Kerrigan was able to alchemize 2 entities and have the alchemy be instant.
Action 1: The BAD, or Big Airship of Doom, pops, but instead of being destroyed, it splits into an array of terrifying bloons. The first threat that the Godmodder faces is three terrifying Dark Derigible Titans (or DDTs), a terrifying foe that is incredibly fast, invisible to the naked eye, impervious to piercing or stabbing attacks, and capable of completely ignoring even the most powerful explosions. If he somehow manages to pop them, they split into six camo regrow ceramic bloons, then each of those splits into two camo regrow rainbox bloons, then each of those splits into two camo regrow zebra bloons, then each of those splits into one camo regrow black and one camo regrow white bloon, and then each black or white bloons splits into two camo regrow pink bloons, that pop into camo regrow yellow bloons, that pop into camo regrow green bloons, that pop into camo regrow blue bloons, that pop into camo regrow red bloons.
If he somehow defeats that, he must then face off against two Zeppelins of Mighty Gargantuanness (or ZOMGs). These are fearsome and incredibly durable foes, that if somehow popped split into four Brutal Floating Behemoths (or BFBs), each faster but somewhat less durable, and each splitting into four Massive Ornery Air Blimps that are fast and somewhat durable, that each split into four ceramic bloons, that each split into two rainbow bloons, that each split into two zebra bloons, that each split into one black and one white bloon, and then each black or white bloons splits into two pink bloons, that each pop into yellow bloons, that each pop into green bloons, that each pop into blue bloons, that each pop into red bloons.
This would be bad enough for the Godmodder to fight, but I've also buffed the whole thing with Prismatic Defense, meaning that when the Godmodder uses an attack against one of the types of bloons, the other types all gain immunity. And the regrow and camo properties make the bloons from the DDTs count as different types than the bloons spawned by the ZOMGs.
Action 2: The Space Station is in critical status, and needs support. Thankfully, I have a trick for that. With a short incantation, a wave of magical energy radiates out across the station, and the fire becomes beneficial rather than harmful. Yes, that's right. I can turn fire into healing, whether it's fire I create or not (though it does take more effort to turn fire not created by me into healing). The only thing better than a fireball is a fireball where friendly fire is not just a non-factor, but is straight-up beneficial to the ally in the melee.
Since this world appears to have no typing of any sort on entities, this should heal the LIVE Space Station despite that being illogical. But failing that, the healing energy will allow damage control to rush in to put out the fire, heedless of the danger.
Action 3: So, the Godmodder thinks he's safe against extra-dimensional attacks, huh? Well, not for long.
I summon you, Fifth-Dimensional Gobblebeast! Eat the Godmodder! Spit him out 10 rounds in the future!
Wait, what's this? You don't want to work for me? You want to keep working for the Godmodder? Well too bad, I have mind control! In fact, I can assume direct control of you and not just force you to eat him, but control every aspect of you as you eat him, to ensure that you eat him just the way I want you to eat him. In fact, I'm doing that right now.
Wait, no, that would disrupt an operation to track the source of his Legendary Weapons, and I need one of those for something! Sorry Fifth-Dimensional Gobblebeast, you need to spit him back out in the current timestream. Okay, I'll let you spit him out inside-out. No wait, I'll do it myself using your body because you don't actually know how to do that despite having control of five dimensions.
Free Action: I also attempt to figure out how Kerrigan was able to alchemize 2 entities and have the alchemy be instant.
Action 1: The BAD, or Big Airship of Doom, pops, but instead of being destroyed, it splits into an array of terrifying bloons. The first threat that the Godmodder faces is three terrifying Dark Derigible Titans (or DDTs), a terrifying foe that is incredibly fast, invisible to the naked eye, impervious to piercing or stabbing attacks, and capable of completely ignoring even the most powerful explosions. If he somehow manages to pop them, they split into six camo regrow ceramic bloons, then each of those splits into two camo regrow rainbox bloons, then each of those splits into two camo regrow zebra bloons, then each of those splits into one camo regrow black and one camo regrow white bloon, and then each black or white bloons splits into two camo regrow pink bloons, that pop into camo regrow yellow bloons, that pop into camo regrow green bloons, that pop into camo regrow blue bloons, that pop into camo regrow red bloons.
If he somehow defeats that, he must then face off against two Zeppelins of Mighty Gargantuanness (or ZOMGs). These are fearsome and incredibly durable foes, that if somehow popped split into four Brutal Floating Behemoths (or BFBs), each faster but somewhat less durable, and each splitting into four Massive Ornery Air Blimps that are fast and somewhat durable, that each split into four ceramic bloons, that each split into two rainbow bloons, that each split into two zebra bloons, that each split into one black and one white bloon, and then each black or white bloons splits into two pink bloons, that each pop into yellow bloons, that each pop into green bloons, that each pop into blue bloons, that each pop into red bloons.
This would be bad enough for the Godmodder to fight, but I've also buffed the whole thing with Prismatic Defense, meaning that when the Godmodder uses an attack against one of the types of bloons, the other types all gain immunity. And the regrow and camo properties make the bloons from the DDTs count as different types than the bloons spawned by the ZOMGs.
Action 2: The Space Station is in critical status, and needs support. Thankfully, I have a trick for that. With a short incantation, a wave of magical energy radiates out across the station, and the fire becomes beneficial rather than harmful. Yes, that's right. I can turn fire into healing, whether it's fire I create or not (though it does take more effort to turn fire not created by me into healing). The only thing better than a fireball is a fireball where friendly fire is not just a non-factor, but is straight-up beneficial to the ally in the melee.
Since this world appears to have no typing of any sort on entities, this should heal the LIVE Space Station despite that being illogical. But failing that, the healing energy will allow damage control to rush in to put out the fire, heedless of the danger.
Action 3: So, the Godmodder thinks he's safe against extra-dimensional attacks, huh? Well, not for long.
I summon you, Fifth-Dimensional Gobblebeast! Eat the Godmodder! Spit him out 10 rounds in the future!
Wait, what's this? You don't want to work for me? You want to keep working for the Godmodder? Well too bad, I have mind control! In fact, I can assume direct control of you and not just force you to eat him, but control every aspect of you as you eat him, to ensure that you eat him just the way I want you to eat him. In fact, I'm doing that right now.
Wait, no, that would disrupt an operation to track the source of his Legendary Weapons, and I need one of those for something! Sorry Fifth-Dimensional Gobblebeast, you need to spit him back out in the current timestream. Okay, I'll let you spit him out inside-out. No wait, I'll do it myself using your body because you don't actually know how to do that despite having control of five dimensions.
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