Movement: I move to the main hallway.
Free Action: I detect an incoming severe Entropic Paradox. You see, the Artifact Anti-Steal Shield should have blocked a steal attempt against Yorehammer and been stolen instead, but somehow the guardbot bypassed it. Unless I can find a way to justify the witnessed event, we're in trouble (and not just because they stole our legendary weapon with a no-save after I explicitly countered them).
But wait, he didn't steal a legendary weapon. I note that the Guardbots have fallen for a nasty trap. They tried to grab Yorehammer, but since the Artifact Anti-Steal Shield would have blocked it had they stolen the true Yorehammer, they didn't grab the Legendary Weapon called Yorehammer, they grabbed an Orehammer that I called Yorehammer, cloaked in illusion to make it look exactly like Yorehamer and put in his hands at the exact instant he transferred his Yorehammer back to Yorehammerspace after his attack. The resulting explosion of ores deals severe damage to the insides of the craft and crushes the guardbot commando into a million pieces. There, paradox resolved in our favor.
This should be a free action because Moniker really should have remembered the artifact anti-steal shield before stealing a legendary weapon, but if it isn't, this replaces my third action.
Action 1: I route the latest massive Overwatch patch through the Guardbots in the main hallway, causing them to have so much lag that they miss some of their attacks. This also deploys an Overwatch base in the main hallway, increasing the strength of Overwatch-based attacks.
Action 2: I summon Genji, who distracts the healer guardbots by spamming "I need healing" while dodging their healing, then swift strikes through all of them and into a random explosive barrel, killing himself.
Action 3: I then summon Sombra, with the intent of having her use her elite hacking skills to get the door open. However, she instead decides to use her ultimate, an EMP pulse that doesn't stun the guardbots because reasons, and doesn't disrupt their special abilities because they have none, but does remove all of their barriers and shields. It still didn't help her get through the door though.
Free Action: I detect an incoming severe Entropic Paradox. You see, the Artifact Anti-Steal Shield should have blocked a steal attempt against Yorehammer and been stolen instead, but somehow the guardbot bypassed it. Unless I can find a way to justify the witnessed event, we're in trouble (and not just because they stole our legendary weapon with a no-save after I explicitly countered them).
But wait, he didn't steal a legendary weapon. I note that the Guardbots have fallen for a nasty trap. They tried to grab Yorehammer, but since the Artifact Anti-Steal Shield would have blocked it had they stolen the true Yorehammer, they didn't grab the Legendary Weapon called Yorehammer, they grabbed an Orehammer that I called Yorehammer, cloaked in illusion to make it look exactly like Yorehamer and put in his hands at the exact instant he transferred his Yorehammer back to Yorehammerspace after his attack. The resulting explosion of ores deals severe damage to the insides of the craft and crushes the guardbot commando into a million pieces. There, paradox resolved in our favor.
This should be a free action because Moniker really should have remembered the artifact anti-steal shield before stealing a legendary weapon, but if it isn't, this replaces my third action.
Action 1: I route the latest massive Overwatch patch through the Guardbots in the main hallway, causing them to have so much lag that they miss some of their attacks. This also deploys an Overwatch base in the main hallway, increasing the strength of Overwatch-based attacks.
Action 2: I summon Genji, who distracts the healer guardbots by spamming "I need healing" while dodging their healing, then swift strikes through all of them and into a random explosive barrel, killing himself.
Action 3: I then summon Sombra, with the intent of having her use her elite hacking skills to get the door open. However, she instead decides to use her ultimate, an EMP pulse that doesn't stun the guardbots because reasons, and doesn't disrupt their special abilities because they have none, but does remove all of their barriers and shields. It still didn't help her get through the door though.
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