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Defeat The Godmodder

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Piono jumps over towards Alice.
"Miss, while your goal is admirable, I recommend you don't try to do it on your own, regardless of your powers, you need something to keep you in check. One person's utopia can easily become everyone else's dystopia, and that would put all of us back where we were before, except with you, a friend, as our enemy. That's something none of us want. But now's not the time to talk about that. Now is a bad time to be sacrificing all of our entities, the Godmodder has something VERY big closing in on us. The Soulrazer it's called I believe. If we have no entities when that shows up, then all us Players are gonna be kaput. Anyways, even if that weren't the case I'd advise against us self-destructing against all our entities. If this war has taught me anything, it's to hedge one's bets."

Piono then blips away, skipping across the water at high speeds towards the Godmodder, and flipping up in the air, he then twirls his trident, and instead of directly attacking the Godmodder, swirls him around at high speeds to make him incredibly dizzy and sick, opening him up to future attacks.

Actions 2&3:
6/? for future usage.
 
The_Two_Eternities said:
USING 5 CP: LOTS OF HEALERS

I look at my entities. Although they have been healed, it's still not enough. And so, I deploy Emergency Healing Plan Alpha.

A variety of healers arrive. Type Blues, Panacea, Cask, two pills of SCP-500, Foundation doctors, and many more.

The doctors and Type Blues get to work immediately, while Panacea and Cask analyze the SCP-500.

Panacea and Cask complete their analysis and begin working on a way to improve the effects, while the Type Blues continue their ritual.

Finally, as Panacea and Cask complete their project and the Type Blues complete their ritual, I combine both of the projects and use them to heal the Second Scarlet Prince and the Eeveelutionary Eevee in a flare of green light.
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Since this post wasn't counted (and turned out to be unnecessary), I repeat it, with some changes.

4 CP: LOTS OF HEALERS

I look at the Eeveelutionary Eevee. Although it has been healed, it's still below half health. And so, I deploy Emergency Healing Plan Alpha.

A variety of healers arrive. Type Blues, Panacea, Cask, a pill of SCP-500, Foundation doctors, and many more.

The doctors and Type Blues get to work immediately, while Panacea and Cask analyze the SCP-500.

Panacea and Cask complete their analysis and begin working on a way to improve the effects, while the Type Blues continue their ritual.

Finally, as Panacea and Cask complete their project and the Type Blues complete their ritual, I combine both of the projects and use them to heal the Eeveelutionary Eevee in a flare of green light.

FOCUS: PREPARATION

I charge up 3 CP.

"Second Scarlet Prince, attack Eaty. Eeveelutionary Eevee, attack Eaty, and once you're done evolving dodge rate, start evolving regeneration."

(OOC: Moniker, you forgot to increment the Eeveelutionary Eevee's evolution. It should be finishing this update.)
 
JOEbobobob said:
Cult Action vote! spread the vaccine to the science facility if Eevee doesn't lend the heart. otherwise... the cult action and the gauntlet left behind have a link. the cult action made the gauntlet. with a surge of power, through the scry line embedded within, the gauntlet's crumbled remains reform into a small robot. immobile, but the scrying line is stronger. we can now see the area around it, and hopefully affect the area better.
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Eevee shadow bacon

Well Joe wants you to lend me the heart, so I can use it against the infestation.
 
I expect there's a price from using the Resolute Heart, though I would be happy if there was none. Ah well what's done is done, I thank you Eevee shadow bacon, for giving me the Resolute Heart Copy.
 
FOCUS X3: (5/5) I see.

I am not fooled whatsoever by this. It is fairly obvious what the weaknesses are of the Yoreshield is. I'm not gonna state them, in case Godmodder gets any ideas, but GM probably already knows them so...

There is one last question brought up... Godmodder still has Yorehammer. Trying to Yorehammer the Yoreshield is probably a bad idea and may cause reality itself to be destroyed. Luckily for us, the damage is only limited to one timeline, or else we'd already be all dead cause of multiple worlds theory.

I must know what happens... but learning this information in a way that will allow a secondary reaction will be difficult if not impossible due to some certain "Rules of Reality"... However I believe I already know what would happen, so I just need to counter. Whoever claims Luck Doesn't Matter at All is quite stupid cause in this scenario it probably does... I mean, 10% of getting Yorehammer per damage, anyone? Or do you want me to literally to base my strategy just on luck? I'm no Thief of Light.

So I shall begin.

There is two baseline simple options. One, get Yorehammer. Failure or 10%. Probably Failure. Other, take Yoreshield. Bad cause GM-2 Entities will probably be hostile because of that.

So there comes Option 3. Modifications, Preventives, Counters. Simply, add a device to Yoreshield, that automatically disables if Yorehammer is used on the Yoreshield. Bad, cause Godmodder could probably easily exploit this to disable Yoreshield.

Option 4: Rely on Luck. _{YEAH NO}_

Option 5: This doesn't actually matter at all cause Godmodder would probably die. Unreliable, and you never know, Godmodder may roll a 1 and accidently drop the Yorehammer on the shield.

Option 6: Countermeasures, Defenses, Redirection. Now, here is the thing when a unmoveable object and a unstoppable object meet. The Universe blows up. Did you know INFINITE ENERGY is Also Produced? Infinite Thermal Energy from the friction and collision it creates, ripe for the harvesting? The Universe Blows up due To INFINITE ENERGY. I equip one device that REDIRECTS ALL ENERGY FROM ONE INFINITY OR HIGHER ATTACK BACK AT THE GODMODDER. If Godmodder decides to try to Yorehammer the Yoreshield's Attack Blocker, they would be dealt so much damage it is crazy. The device detects a infinite or more amount of energy and redirects it all back at the Godmodder. It only works one time, of course, but that is all I need. This is what I'm going to do.

So Godmodder don't even think about trying to counter by creating a counter redirecter that sends the energy back at us. I know its tempting, but it will probably force all the players to actually, you know, counter it. You would also take one damage from stealing the REDIRECTER ARRAY@. Unforunately for the Godmodder, because of one certain Yoreshield, Godmodder can't actually redirect that energy back at us and do the same thing we did against the Godmodder, because you know, unbreakable defense.

So thats one problem solved. Also, if anyone steals Yorehammer and deliberately attacks a Yoreshield Attack Shielded Opponent, that would also work. However, let me spend some actions on making sure this thing doesn't actually malfunction first.

This isn't that special either. Its just a modified Attack Redirector@ that is only set to activate when a infinite+ attack energy from the Yorehammer and the Yoreshield attack each other. Other charge points is making sure it can't be spoofed and that it doesn't explode trying to redirect this huge amount of energy.

As always, actions reinforcing the REDIRECTER ARRAY@ or making sure it can't be spoofed is welcome.

Also, I put a tracking beacon on it.
 
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Well, I'm going to make the xel'naga artifact from sc2, this can affect anything that has to do with the Zerg, and the Godmodder as well! I will use 3 actions and 2 charges to make this!
 
(Actions!)(3 Charges)
(1 Charge)
I go back to the site where the vision board was last seen. I crouch down in the rubble caused by the excessive use of music and proceed to push away the debris in search of something... something dear. It wasn't until a few minutes have passed in the weak temporary time barrier I set up, that I reached further down into the debris and pulled out the magically framed picture of two dear entities. I put the picture away in my robes and head back to the Rice Monastery to see if its vision has been fulfilled or left unfinished.

(2 Charge)
I played the audio player once more with a framed picture on my desk, sighing in sadness in how the Void duo had to act like that in my presence. Was it so bothersome for them for me to just want to know them a little better? Sighing once more, only to get spooked by the sheer amount of tea that Ranger was going to give to the Assassins appearing right beside me. I stare at the lifetime stock of herbal tea and hold back a sigh, maybe another attempt wouldn't hurt...

I call down the Assassins to my room and begin waiting a bit anxiously. It didn't take too long for them to let themselves in and proceeds to hand them the lifetime stock of herbal tea.

"Um... h-here you go..."

They gain a look of confusion before I speak up once more.

"I caught a bit of your conversation as I left..."

They immediately paled and tensed after that confession.

"And I think you guys taste in tea SUCK! Fruit tea is where it at!"

The sudden declaration in my views managed to stop them paling but they now have blank faces, trying to comprehend what's going on.

"Sure herbal tea got the relaxing and health benefits going for them but what about caffeine intakes? with fruit tea, you only got to-"

By the time I got about 1/3 of my rant on why Fruit tea is far superior, the 2nd and more petite of the 2 spoke up in outrage on this attack on her(Wait wut) taste in tea. Eventually, the bigger assassin was dragged into the debate as he got tired from the look of disdain he received due to his liking of iced tea.

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After the "conversation" over teas and a bunch of slander of the goodness of fruit tea. The assassins exited my room carrying the lifetime stock of herbal teas and few of my stock of fruit tea and a crowbar they were supposed to deliver, utterly confused on how to act after the debacle.

The crowbar in their hands... was made of jawbreakers, with an address saying to send the crowbar and the letter itself to Ranger Strider. The contents reading:
"Thanks for the herbal tea Ranger, here's a crowbar to really make prying/breaking Eaty's jaw easier. -Signed by Winkins"

(Orders!)

The buns should be alright with the slowed down rallying and finished up their summons to call up more Buns!
(Florence gets ready to summon a Bun Architect and the Baron another shield bun)
(Bun Architect: 2000HP(20% dodge rate)(builds bun buildings))

The Void Assassins gives the Crowbar to Ranger Strider and if needed, finishes off Eaty. If not needed they spend this turn prepping up the Duo Attack! (Bros. Attack is no longer valid after finding out they weren't both males...)

Lightward Mages being perfectionist are going the CVs again to be sure... TO BE SURE there nothing amiss. (2 more turns.)

The family doesn't think they have any large request for the king. The family main goal was to enjoy in one's other company so they only ask if they had a method of gathering a larger variety of fishes to add to the aquarium they planned to set up after this trip. (Current gains: 8 schools of fishes)
 
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Looking up at Alice I remember quote from Abraham Lincoln. 'Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.' I mentally recite the words as I keep my eyes fixed on Alice. 'Well... good chance that we're going to have to fight her somewhere down the line. I hope not but that's likely going to be the case. Right now we are being given a good chance to pound the Godmodder so I guess we may as well make the best of it.'

Returning my eyes back down to the Hexagonasea I look over whats going on. I see that MooGoestheCow is a spot of trouble but already several others are there to help him, I also see that the EVIL Space Station weapons are jammed for the time being. There is of course the Godmodder who looks to be trapped for the moment with Pionoplayer distracting him with a trident and Ranger_Strider sending a wall of Orichalchum to try and crush the Godmodder.

Elsewhere Daskter is dealing with a Infection of his troops which at the moment seems to be going his way, At-least he seems to think so.

'Hmm, Help beating up the godmodder or help with getting MooGoestheCow out of that things mouth. Hmm I wonder if it would be unnecessary to give Alice a attack shield?' I twist my mustache in thought. 'Well while I think on that I may as well see if Quinn and the Peacekeepers will be willing to look into this, May also want to give Cera and Co a heads up on Alice's arrival.' With that I pull my Radio off of my belt and start trying to tune into the frequency that Quinn and the Peacekeepers use.

After a few moments I get to the right frequency. "Commander Quinn, Its me Captain.Cat, I have a suggestion that I would like to make. When your Scientists are not busy looking into stuff to improve your capabilities would you mind having them look into a way of destroying the Legendary weapons or a way to render them inert. I personally think that they are to dangerous for them to remain as they are. Just an idea I had. Anyway regardless If you would like help with anything give me a call and I see what I can do."

While I keep the radio on and wait for a reply I decide to use the Telepathy that I used earlier to try and give Cera an update, Although I'm not looking forward to the earful I'm going to get. 'Hey, Cera it's me again and I have an update about the field, I'm sorry to say that your probably not going to like it. Good news is that we have the Mascythe locked up in a pocket dimension so it's safe for the moment. For not so good news is The Infinileaf Clover has been discovered, The Godmodder almost got his hands on it but Fred and JOEbobobob got it at the last second and placed it in a pocket dimension as well so it's safe for the moment. Now for the bad news. Alice has entered the Fray and she is a Godmodder. Right now she is focused on trying to kill the Godmodder for killing Xerath and at this time is not hostile to us but I'm not sure if that will remain the case after the Godmodder is defeated. For the other bad news She also brought Yoreshield with her and I think Soulraze itself is going to appearing in the field soon. Other then that Altair also appeared with Alice, He seems to have something in mind. I believe that's all for the moment.'

After finishing my report to Cera I look over at Ranger_Strider trying to break Eaty's jaw as to get MooGoestheCow out. 'Well, May as well. I wish for Ranger_Strider strength to be enhanced as he tries to break Eaty's jaw.' Suddenly a red glow forms around Ranger_Strider's arms as he trys to break the beast's jaw. With the Red glow it around his arms it makes them able to exert more force about the Creatures jaw. (1 CP)

Looking over at the Rapidly approaching Orichalchum going the towards the Godmodder I make another wish. 'I wish for the Orichalchum to have spikes facing the Godmodder on it as well.' Suddenly dozens of glowing red spikes appear on the Orichalchum wall as it races towards the Godmodder. (1 CP)


With those to things boosted I use the last of my energy and place it into the charge I'm working on. (1 CP) (6 of 25)



In the Caribbean sea, Nearing the Panama Canal. 26th of April, 1939.

While The USS Enterprise was on route to her new posting in Pearl Harbor another Red orb appeared over her during the night while nearing the Panama Canal. The watch men on duty alerted Captain Charles A. Pownall and the crew to the sighting and a security alert was issued. For about a minute and 20 seconds the orb continued to hover of the ship before then going into the flight deck elevator and once again leaving a red circle in it after which it soon faded away.

There was about 4 dozen witnesses, among them was Petty Officer Thomas Rollins was able to take 3 pictures of the red orb both before and after is went into the flight deck elevator of the Enterprise. The photographs were sent along with a report of the event was given to a US military base near the Canal which was then sent to Navel command.

While the USS Enterprise continued to sail towards Pearl Harbor the crew speculated about what the red orb was. Some thought that It was a secret project that the military was testing. Others thought that maybe it was some kind of alien ship or scout. A couple suggested that it have been a unknown creature. The only thing they all agree on was that something had appeared that night.

When the Enterprise reached Pearl Harbor the witnesses we're questioned by military intelligence and the flight deck elevator and the spot on the flight deck from 1938 was examined for any clues. After about a week nothing had been found and the investigators left with only the Witnesses testimonies about the event, The USS Enterprise about a day later returned to service with the crew left to wonder what had happen.
 
Redrover asked me for a loan of 2 actions. Since he is an S grade customer, he will get it for free.

2 Actions to Redrover, has to be paid back im max. 10 turns.
 
rougesteelproject said:
Update: threat S-1 neutralized.
Update: new Primary threat.
reclassifying threats.

dispatch P-2:
type: broad_threat, temporary_alliance
issuing All Hands

dispatch S-1:
type: space_structure
counter: space_capability
selecting from roster...

A villianous space station?
This looks like a job for:

Adam Strange! (3 CP spent)
He's got a space jetpack, a ray gun, and a space helmet.

Adam Strange flies off to fight against the Evil Space Station.

With the rain stopped, Red Tornado flies over to assist Daskter's forces against the infested.

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"Actually, the EVIL Space Station is being hacked by MooGoesCow21, but he's trapped inside Eaty, so we need to attack Eaty so that Moo can approve the hacking."
 
Hello, everyone!

So recently, I've been thinking about Defeat The Godmodder. And I've come to a major decision. I want to take the game in a totally new direction! Make it into the best thing that it can be! Make it a more immersive and rewarding experience for everyone involved!

So, now announcing the game's most major new update yet:

DEFEAT THE GODMODDER: THE REALISM UPDATE

OFFICIAL CHANGELOG:
-In order to make the game more realistic, Player powers removed.
-Godmodder powers also removed, for the same reason.
-Godmodder has been put into a tank, and renamed "Guy in a tank"
-Game automatically resets to the start, so everyone can enjoy the new mechanics.
-Without Player powers, you can spend one action trying to take some of the stone from the hexagonafield's surface with your bare hands. This gives you one SP.
-Instead of CP, you now have SP: Stone Points.
-You can spend stone points (SP) to make structures out of stone with your bare hands.
-You can only make structures that could realistically be made with just hands, unless you manage to craft stone tools.
-New mechanic: Throwing: You can throw stones at Guy in a tank to damage them.
-New mechanic: Damage requirements: Now, Guy in a tank receives 1 damage if you use an attack with enough SP behind it.
-All other ways of damaging Guy in a Tank removed.
-Actions you can take each turn reduced to 1.
-Formula for damage requirements: SP required to damage = (Previous SP required/2)(Godmodder HP lost)^2
-Guy in a tank's HP increased to 500.
-New mechanic added: GM rapport
-GM rapport gives you special bonuses based on how much the GM (Game Master) likes you
-You can increase GM rapport by A: giving compliments, B: Not posting, that way I don't have to do any work, C: Donating to my Patreon (this one is the most important!)
-Patreon link will be released at a later date.
-You can reduce GM rapport by A: Trying to innovate and do new things (makes my job harder), B: Submitting constructive criticism (also known as whining), C: Expressing political views different from mine
-Quiz to determine player political views will be released at a later date
-If you run out of GM rapport you get banned from the game
-GM rapport starts at 10%, drains by 5% each turn (because I tire of your presence)
-Starting now, to preserve the game's mystery, I will no longer answer questions here, on the OOC thread, or on the Discord.
-Again, in order to preserve the mystery, I'm going to remove the mechanics section from the first post.
-You can't even trust this update log.
-I'll probably delete it later.
-Players are expected to speculate about the mechanics of the game themselves, and no speculations or false assumptions will ever be corrected.
-Complaints about this give you the new achievement, "noob", and deduct x2 as many GM rapport points as other complaints
-New mechanic: Achievements: Players can get achievements based on their accomplishments.
-New achievements added: Returner (don't post for a month then come back), Docility (Go through the entire game without complaining about any game mechanics), Charger (Charge up to 10000 SP without using any), Saboteur (intentionally sabotage another player's efforts to kill Guy in a Tank), Secret (???)
-Achievements are purely optional
-Each achievement slows the per-turn GM rapport drain rate by 1%
-New mechanic: Levels: Each time you charge up 1 SP, you can 10 EXP. This EXP allows you to level up. With time, you might reach level 2 before the heat death of the universe.
-This progression system is expected to make up for the loss of fun in other areas of the game.
-The game will no longer receive updates.
-The OOC thread will now receive an occasional cryptic hint. Interpretation of this is necessary to understand how the game is going and the current status.
-Game will no longer be held on Spacebattles - sorry, SABERBATTLES - forums.
-Game is now played through download of an online application.
-This application should ideally be run at all times, including at night. Leave your computer on.
-After installing this application, you may notice your computer overheating, melting, catching fire, and generally being a little slower than normal.
-This can only be caused by reading dirty fanfiction. If you complain about it, then you're really just indicting yourself.
-The application is not mining bitcoins in the background.
-FUTURE MECHANICS ANNOUNCEMENT: New skins for players with high GM rapport!

Now, you guys don't have to pretend you enjoyed the old game to make me feel better about its suckiness. I know full well these changes will make the game x1000 more fulfilling.
 
I downloaded the application, but my antivirus says its mining bitcoins in the background! the icon makes it look like a great game, but it can't seem to load!
until the application starts working, I'd like to play by in-thread posts if that's ok.
[1x] I pick up a rock for 1 SP.
 
I installed the application, but I got killed by Guy in a Tank before I could do anything, and then the game just froze. I tried deleting and reinstalling it, but the exact same thing happened, like a cutscene! I tried changing the application to remove the cutscene, but now it keeps giving me bitcoins, which is weird because you specifically said that the game was not mining bitcoins.
 
"Protect Alice...sure, why not." I shrug my shoulders as I say this. I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth after all.

Action 1

With a clap of my hands a red shimmering light blankets Alice. "Not sure if you'll need this, but it's best to be prepared!"

A simple action without the need for flavor text, +1Attack Shield!

Action 2

Frantically scribbling on my notepad, I manage to add another CP to my ever growing stack.

Action 3

I disappear from the Engineer's ship, finding myself on a nicely placed island near the Godmodder.

A grin creeps it's way across my face, I've been support for far to long! Now was the time to get some damage in!

"So math, huh..." Cracking my knuckles, I reach behind my back and pull out a strange looking minigun. It's most identifying feature is a symbol, glowing a harsh red.

"Introducing..." I announce, doing my best impression of a hype man."THE MATHEMATICAL PI MINIGUN!! It's source of ammunition is the decimal of Pi itself!" I rev up the gun, the symbol for Pi on it's front growing to be blinding.

But as the first numbers begin leaving the barrel, Space and Time fold in on themselves! Over and over, making it so that the gun fires every one of it's rounds simultaneously, over the course of a nanosecond!

How does one fire every round out of an infinite ammo pool? Plot hole, that's how.
 
Moniker said:
-Godmodder has been put into a tank, and renamed "Guy in a tank"
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HEY HEY HEY You can't just tell us the Godmodder has a 'tank' and leave it at that! Are we taking a specific model? E.G. Panzer IV auf. F2, M1A2 Abrams, or T-55A? Or if it's a fictional tank, what sort of features/tech level are we taking? How big, tankette/light/medium/heavy/supreheavy? Because when it come to making the kit to defeat a tank, there is fuckyuge difference between facing a Mark I at one end and a T-14 Armata at the other!

Also:
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This can only be caused by reading dirty fanfiction. If you complain about it, then you're really just indicting yourself.
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Is this some backhanded way of punishing those of us who visit Questionable Questing?
 
Free Action: I modulate the Water Defense Network's systems to round its stats to the nearest multiple of 100 at all times, because having any smaller digits to worry about would make it extremely complicated for the GM to handle.

Action 1: I steal the charge booster and send it so far forward in time that it sees the end of the battle. Because of this, no one else can use it until the end of the game. Not that anyone in their right mind would want to use the stupid thing now that it's badly damaged.

Action 2: The next time the Godmodder attempts to steal an artifact without allowing his target to counter or attempt to defend themselves, the steal attempt fails and he takes 1 damage.

Action 3: I use the Piranha Mech to attack... wait, there's nobody to attack. Instead, I absorb more piranhas into the mech to increase its stats.

Project Proposal: I propose Project Shatterpoint, with the objective of finding a way to override Legendary Weapons and negate their abilities, as a contingency for if the Godmodder acquires the full set.
 
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Project proposal: Project Interest. a real bank of actions, functioning in a real way that doesn't require people taking loans. kinda like how some banks make investments with the money they get;
the idea is the project itself gives any entitys inside it perfect dodge abilities while the building exists. similar to the bank of actions, this one has a fairly high health. when someone invests in the project, the project summons a self-evolver entity the first few times, and then stores a few actions. this way, people can retrieve their actions for summoning, attack or healing purposes by enlisting the help of the evolved entitys, and for anything that explicitly requires player actions by way of the actions stored in action worm. when an evolved being's action is unused, it uses it either making more entitys for the project interest to enlist, or increasing project interest's health.
Granted, you would need to wait ~10 rounds after the first investment to cash out, and player-specific withdrawals would cap at the amount of player actions stored.
 
As soon as i get out of Eatys Mouth i will approve the hacking and then spend 8 CP to speed up the hacking with my Techno powers


CP:16
 
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