Defeat The Godmodder

[WHM Sukamia]

After sending in kaguya I create the festum from Fafner in the Azure, they are also immune to mind control.

All remaining actions converted to charges.

Also, look up the festum if you don't know what they are.

 

[Winkins]

Action 1:I evacuate the Legendary Weapon, having my rover's return to me for a later use, as they are not obsolete yet, I also give the Void Assassin's permission to do whatever they want with the controls to mess with the other expeditioners.

Click to shrink...

I don't re-call giving Mirror permission to to order my Void entities as he please... I glare in Mirror's dirrection.

(Action!!)(3 Charges + 3 (Starcalibur))
(1 Charge)
Staring at the other switches that Mirror hadn't bother with through Companion Rover. I have Companion Rover turn some of the switches to the benefit of the AG team.
AG-side Platform: REAL \-- FAKE
PG-side obstacles: OFF --/ ON
AG-side obstacles: OFF \-- ON
(1 Charge)
With that done, I leave the Companion Rover and the Void Guard in the control room as the Assassin duo use the elevator to get back to position and prepares a Bros. Attack on the Charmzard.
(1 Charge)
The Companion Rover gets along with the Void Guard rather swimmingly... somehow, and had a long talk on the Guard's fears and problems.
(2 Charges)
With two player charges I increase the production of the rice the fields produce and use it to create a vast wall of rice surrounding the fields!
(1 Charge)
I get around to hiring a bunch of rice farmers and have them sign my standard entity contract and have them work in the rice fields and leave more time for the Lightward Mages to improving the Shrine.

(Orders!)
The Void Assassins preping for a Bros. Attack...
Void Guard and Companion Rover are unlocking Social Links together this round.
Rice Farmers tends to the fields.

 

[Voxel Architect]

...
Well, I think I got the most useless part of the set. Air and Water? Really? I mean, I can't really figure out a situation where I would use the Water one, and the Air one is just a rip-off of the powers I already... have...
Um... yeah, I probably lost my powers in the process of somehow reappearing here, which is... entirely expected... Well then.

Action 1 (and 2):
I continue charging for the SEXTET, hoping to get something more useful this time. [4/6]

Action 3:
I go to the closest water source I can swim in, stand near it and roll the two D6 I already have, the Air and Water ones, making sure NOT to drop them into the water.

...
This turn definitely seems like a waste of time. Shoud have at least tried to do... something useful. Oh well. At least I might get a somewhat useful advantage it I get lucky.

 

[hungry visitor]

Well while the rift slowly widens, we might as well play a little game. Communication with the gods that made that stupid godly decree. Since the godly decree forbids defeated N-2 Players to become anything but AG again, I want to get a purely theoretical plead to them, hoping that they will understand.

I tried to change, defeat the godmodder as hard as possible, even tried to defeat the GM in the process of defeating the godmodder. Isn't that enough? Going through the phases and doing your best?

It has been...

Divine Decree: HarVester should and must now act only with the best interests of the AG team in mind, now and forever.

Click to shrink...

long ago...
And I am not even using HarVester directly now...
Can't you just stop this and give me a second chance?

(Actions are used to pay for debt)

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

I take a moment to think about my ideas

6/12

Pancake Sharpener: Conserve Syrup and move away from the spots with the Most Battling...


Oh I have an Idea!! I fly above the Difficult Bog on the PG/V Side oF tHe Mountain and using Plenty of Paradoxified Wind, Concentrate the Lightning GaleForce HailStorm onto the Area above it

"I Stand before the Oncoming Storm,while you Flounder,trapped in the Bog.I call upon the the Concepts oF Lightning,Ice,Bog,Wind and Difficulty and beseech them to Smite these People!!"

Hopefully this will result in Stuff happening

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Second Scarlet Prince, the platform's safe now, so you can go up it if the expedition's still on."

"Hey Winkins, when you're done with Starcalibur, can I have it?"

 

[MrMirrorMan]

/RP Post
"I'm not ordering your entities around, I'm just letting them know they can do whatever they want with the mountain and that I won't stop them, no ordering here."

 

[Winkins]

Mm... Well... i was going to give it to Piono due to a agreement earlier and get more raffle charges out... Can I ask what you're using the extra actions for?

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS

[38/44]

The Charmzard is going down

 

[Redrover1760]

9/12 Fortress Sniper Railgun Turret

The turret is an advanced weapon that something something whatever.

As I was saying, it seems a little too late to be pulling this out, so I'm gonna have to make a few modifications in my plan for maximum efficiency. Like lowering the max charges after removing a few features of this charge.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

Mm... Well... i was going to give it to Piono due to a agreement earlier and get more raffle charges out... Can I ask what you're using the extra actions for?

Click to shrink...

I would be starting another entity charge. (I'm thinking some sort of factory.)

 

[Captain.Cat]

'Hmm, Well I guess no one wants anything then.' I think to myself as I finish off the last of the water in my canteen. I shake my canteen to be sure and I hear nothing. 'Well, That Slice Warrior the PeaceKeepers are working on seems a bit interesting. Also their working on some other things so I guess I may as well help them out.' As I go over my thoughts I walk over to the pool of water that I fell into at the beginning of all of this and I kneel down and I start to fill my canteen with the water.

'I wish for the production of the Slice Warrior to be speed up' Suddenly at the God Unit Production Facility the parts and wiring are possessed with a red glow, The parts that had yet to be attached to the Slice warrior float into spots that they are needed and the screws tighten themselves securing the parts into place. The wiring lines up and connects with the power conductors and various other bits and pieces go where they are needed. The work on the Slice Warrior is almost complete. (1 action)

As the Slice warrior production is speed up I finish filling my canteen with water. I tighten the cap back on and fasten the canteen back to my belt.

I Look over at the Godmodder and I realize that he is wide open. I turn and look to the others. "Oi, Lads we may want to attack the Godmodder right now. He has nothing defending him, So he's more or less wide open."

'Hmm, How to attack the Godmodder. Well hitting them with something that's somewhat silly or weird seems to work. I wish for the Murder of Crow vigor.'

-Meanwhile some couple thousand feet in the sky in the city of Colombia-

Billy Bob Jones was in a good mood, He had been saving money for months at that thankless job, Making sure the plumbing was working was important to keeping The founder's fair city tidy but did anyone ever thank him for it? NO! And of course that Slime ball he had to call boss keeps cheating him out of his pay. The lousy bastard. Well fuck him, He got what he wanted, Sure he had to pay through the nose for it but he knew it would be worth it. Lifting up his newly purchased vigor he looked it over.

Very fancy bottle he had to say. What with the Crow's head as the top and the black glass shaped in a way to resemble feathers. Fine craftsmanship that.

Rubbing his thumb over the bottle top he wondered what it would taste like. He hoped butterscotch. He lift up his right and it drifted towards the bottle top before suddenly a shimmering rift appeared before him. "What in the Sam hell?" Billy Bob said taking a step back from the rift. "Ohh, It must be one of those tears that Ryan keeps yammering on about." Billy Bob began to relax. The Tears if Ryan was to be believed were completely harmless. Then suddenly a red tendril appeared out the Tear and coiled around the vigor and within a blink of an eye it had wrenched it from his hands and took it back into the Tear, Then a second later the Tear vanished from view.

Many different emotions bubbled up in Billy Bob, But he could not decide which he could go with. After a few more moments of stunned silence he settled on weeping.

-Meanwhile back on the Hexagonalfield-

Suddenly A Murder of Crow Vigor appeared in my hands. 'Right cool, Wonder what it tastes like.' I quickly open the bottle and in a gulp down the entire drink. 'Yuck, Butterscotch. Wh-' Suddenly my vision blurs with a tint of red. "EGH, Fuck!" I yell out in pain as I drop the bottle and with one hand clutch my chest feeling like something had taken a bite out of me. Then I hear a loud caw and resting on my left arm is a crow which was just finishing downing some flesh. I give the Crow a annoyed look. "Oi you should be taking a pound of flesh from my enemies not me!" The crow looked at me for a moment and then turned it beak up at me before then flying off. 'Well screw you too crow.' I think bitterly. After a few more seconds the pain in my chest wears off.

I look up towards the Godmodder just to confirm that he was still there.'Well time to see how well this does. I wish to teleport behind the godmodder.' Instantly I am teleport behind the Godmodder and I'm just a few feet away. Holding up both my arms I aim at the Godmodder, Then suddenly hundreds of Crows swarm out from my hands and in a cacophony of caws the crows race forwards towards the Godmodder. "FLY MY PRETTY'S! FLY!" I yell out with great enthusiasm as the Crows start attacking the Godmodder, Pecking and clawing and many dive bombing the Godmodder.

While the Godmodder is busy fending off the Crows, I charge forward with my Lightening Spear and I thrust the spear at the Godmodder intending to impale him with it. (2 actions)

 

[Crusher48]

Action 1: I give the Charmzard a heavy attack shield. This attack shield will only trigger against an attack that deals 10000 or more damage.

Action 2: I debate whether or not to have the will saving throw effect apply to the charmzard.

Action 3: I very carefully remove the Boost Rat Ogre Voodoo Dolls from the cauldron, and then figure out what to do next. After being unable to figure out what to do with them, I put the Boost Rat Ogre Voodoo Dolls in a bag of holding.

Since this also puts the Boost Rat Ogres, who are in the middle of a pocket dimension, inside another pocket dimension, the resulting dimensional rift probably just removed them from existence entirely. Which means I can't steal them now. Whoops.

 

[Featherfall]

FOCUSx3:

Terry pulls out Caledscratch. But something's different. Its handle is a glowing red crystal, and the disc is cracked, and from the cracks come a glow of many colors.

He closes his eyes, and focuses. A runic circle appears below the Charmzard.

"ACCELERATION GLYPH!"

Time around the Charmzard speeds up. By a lot.

 

[Srovy]

6/?
Cult memebergs: Player: Srovy, JOEbob. NPC: Newcomers.
Charge using the charge booster with ONE actions, I'm so original.
I give my other two actions to Spalthos and instruct him to build a dojo for Cult members and entities to train in
Cult action is whatever JOE said.

 

[pionoplayer]

...
Well, I think I got the most useless part of the set. Air and Water? Really? I mean, I can't really figure out a situation where I would use the Water one, and the Air one is just a rip-off of the powers I already... have...
Um... yeah, I probably lost my powers in the process of somehow reappearing here, which is... entirely expected... Well then.

Action 1 (and 2):
I continue charging for the SEXTET, hoping to get something more useful this time. [4/6]

Action 3:
I go to the closest water source I can swim in, stand near it and roll the two D6 I already have, the Air and Water ones, making sure NOT to drop them into the water.

...
This turn definitely seems like a waste of time. Shoud have at least tried to do... something useful. Oh well. At least I might get a somewhat useful advantage it I get lucky.

Click to shrink...

"Never underestimate the power of water and air, kid. There's a saying, 'theres no mountain so high that water can not wear it down, nor flame so hot that air cannot snuff it out.'."

 

[Moniker]

Current Production points: 14

Actions: I'm annoyed, Charmzard has such a devasting affect on the battlefield but i don't know what it is even though we already face him, and ill be facing against him again very soon, how dare the godmodder's broken defenses stop us from knowing the details.

3x focused, I shatter the last remaining hold the Godmodder has on my mind, and i focus on the Charmzard... I need to know, the details are worth it.

If by any chance I did not require 3 Actions, the rest goes into building Production.

Click to shrink...

You focus... try to remember... you ALREADY fought this thing, right? You should know what its going to do... hmmm... The Great Switch...

The Sealed Charmzard slain, all of you gathered around to face the Unsealed form... but then, your own entities stabbed you in the back! All of you have differing accounts, and its hard to get a firm grasp of the situation, but one thing is clear: None of your entities were spared. Even the [N] entities turned against you.

ACTION 1: I create a very tall, very sturdy pole and a ladder with which to ascend it. From the top, you can see a long, long distance. I place a powerful visual-based scanning device on top of the pole, and leave it there to do its work.

ACTIONS 2/3: The Ettin 8/20

Click to shrink...

The scanning device scans more land! It covers about 100B meters, both sideways and up-ways. Delightful.

1: I flick the charge stone at my charge and charge (14/20)
2: I steal the godmodders tamagotchi and start playing the Boost Rat Ogre isle game to benefit myself
3: I toss the Godmodder a player action. Huzzah! Take that!

Click to shrink...

You take the Tamagotchi machine! However, playing Tamagotchi turns out be incredibly difficult! All their stat bars drain really fast, until you've almost killed them! In shame at how you somehow managed to almost lose at Tamagotchi, you give it back to the godmodder.

The godmodder takes your Player action and pays his debt! Thanks! Now that can't be used against him later! But why?

Actions 1&2:
The improbabiltiy drive kicks into gear, beginning the next, larger charge.
2/10 for I Am A Helicopter.

Piono sits down and assumes a meditative pose.
Then he thinks of something...

"Hmm... it's about time I used my next attack."
Action 3:

Piono wanders up to the Godmodder. "Hey, Godmodder, whatever your name is, do you really have to obfuscate that by the way? it's sorta stupid just calling you Godmodder all the time, whatever."
Piono points at him dramatically. "I. Have a challenge for you."
"Bet you five bucks you can't beat me to the other side of the battlefield, no teleportation, flash stepping or other instant movement tricks."
"Think you can handle that or are you just a loser that can't even take on a Player that plays on life support?"
The Godmodder contemplates this a bit, and then decides, sure, why not. It's not like 5 bucks is that big a loss even if he DOES somehow lose this. So the Godmodder agrees. And Piono whistles for some elementals (because there are, by this point, earth, fire and water elementals accumulating in the the areas that Piono wrecked with his elemental overload attacks) and they come over. Soon enough, there's a starting line and a finish line painted and posted on either side of the field. Real official like. There's even an earth elemental with a high-speed camera at the finish line ready to film in case of a photo finish. (they tried a fire elemental but it melted the camera so they had to try again with the earth elemental. Poor fire elemental Bob, he never gets to help with anything.)
Piono and the Godmodder line up on the starting line, right next to each other, eyes dead set on the tiny dot of the finish line on the far side of the battlefield.
"On the count of three..." Piono and the Godmodder look at each other.
"One..." Piono looks forward, a light in his eyes.
"Two..." The Godmodder does likewise, fire in his soul. He's going to win this. Absolutely.
"two and a half..." The Godmodder looks at the elemental doing the counting...
"Two and two thirds..." Okay that's odd...
"Two and three quarters..." Okay this is definitely not right.
"Two and four fifths..." Okay, no, this is ridiculous.
"Two and five sixths..." This is some A-grade horsecrap is what this is.
"Two and Six sevenths..." THIS. IS. STUPID!!!
"Two and Seven Eights..." Okay no this is just getting old. The Godmodder turns around to confront the elemental that's counting
"THREE!" Piono dashes off towards finish line at top speed.
The Godmodder immediately starts moonwalking at high speed across the terrain (the most calculated insult to Piono's blatant cheating), but not before stopping to blow the head off of the elemental that was doing the counting with a T-shirt cannon.
ЦАЕЛИ
The Godmodder continues moonwalking at high speed, up and down hills, straight through a boulder, and speed moonwalks (speed moonwalking had better be a competitive sport by 2020 I swear) down the edge of a ravine, across the floor and back up the other side... where he hits a wall. A wall that he can't go through. This breaks his stride and he falls down into the ravine, faceplanting into the floor far below.
He stands back up, and brushes himself off, before looking up. nothing seems to be up there. Just the murky grey of the growing clouds overhead.
He jumps up the distance, making the full leap in a single bound as he is wont to do, being the Godmodder and all. And slams into the invisible wall again, dropping back down all the way to the bottom of the ravine all over again.
He stands up, angry this time. What is the meaning of this?! He jumps up again and hits it with a sledgehammer, third time's the charm, right? Wrong, the sledgehammer sort of sinks into the invisible wall, and then rebounds back out, slamming into the Godmodder's face and sending him tumbling back down the ravine a third time.
The Godmodder finally realizes what his problem is. He's running into a wall made of solid air. How the heck that got here is... PIONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile, Piono is jogging towards the finish line at a leisurely pace, an ornate looking bow held under his arm, looking back occasionally to make sure the Godmodder hasn't gotten out of the ravine yet, but he's pretty secure in his knowledge that this bet is in the bag.
And then the Godmodder bursts out of the ground right behind him.
Piono whips around a fires a short off right at the Godmoddder in relfex but the Godmodder snaps the arrow out of the air. The Godmodder then semi-politely inquires as to what the big idea is. "I never said anything about keeping the other person from reaching the finish line." The Godmodder asks if that means that he's allowed to leave Piono a bloody pulp to prevent him from finishing the race. "Technically yes, but" Piono doesn't finish the sentence, he fires an arrow down into the ground, which sends up a burst of air, launching Piono up into the air and sending the Godmodder tumbling back across the ground... The Godmodder comes to a three point landing on a surprisingly smooth surface. And then realizes he's standing on the invisible wall over the ravine. He laughs. It's come out in his favoh crap where did it go. The Godmodder tumbles back down the side of the ravine down to the bottom, tries to jump out again, and hits the wall which is suddenly there again. The Godmodder growls at the running gag that is starting to REALLY wear thin, and burrows underneath with his MOLE CLAWS (insert mini cartoony advertisement about MOLE CLAWS brand mole claws here.) before getting back up to the surface.
Piono isn't done though. The Godmodder looks up and see... aimed directly at him... The Godmodder begins dodging and weaving, twirling and continuing his earlier moonwalking bit with a dancce schtick, ballet dancing between the arrows that comes down in sheets.
Then the godmodder slams into another wall of solid air, which begins pushing him back. He roars in anger and then pushes back, slowly pushing the wall back the way it came until it dissipates, only to be replaced by another wall, this one moving at high speeds already, slamming into the Godmodder.
The Godmodder tries to go around, but gets slammed into from the side. Soon, he realizes he's boxed in! He's trapped in an invisible box!
The best way to get out of an invisible box is with an invisible axe, so he mimes the action of taking an axe out of his inventory, looking it up and down, and then swinging the axe. Despite there not actually being an axe there, it splinters open a hole in the air wall, which the Godmodder climbs through. The Godmodder backflips over another air wall, spindashes around another, and bunnyhops between two more. He laughs in the face of the man who thought he could and slams his face into another wall of air. This one is static. Oh well. Just climb up over it... hmm... he's almost boxed in again, but there are two walls that aren't there. The Godmodder begins feeling his way along and quickly realizes he's in a maze. he chuckles, he wasn't crowned maze master for the last 5082 maze master marathons for nothing!
He quickly makes his way around the maze, going in all directions... but after a while he's been scrambling along in the massive 3D maze box of air, and he's starting to worry... a little after that, he's retraced all his steps, covered all the ground and come to the realization... THERE IS NO EXIT. HE'S BEEN BAMBOOZLED. He starts pouting, and the sheer unfairness of the maze not having an exit causes the air within the maze, walls and not, to collapse into a miniature singularity, which the Godmodder picks up and throws at Piono, who is still soaring through the air towards the finish line on the far side of the field.
Piono keeps flying forward but suddenly the singularity is tugging on him, and no amount of air pushing himself back up allows him to escape its pull, it pulls him back, drawing him slamming into the ground as the Godmodder sprints ahead of him towards the finish line.
Piono has a solution though, he pulls out of his inventory the black hole trap, perfect for trapping singularities. And so he tosses the trap back, which snaps up around the singularity, removing it's gravitational effects.
But the Godmodder is almost to the finish line already! Piono will have to think of something clever REALLY fast if he wants to win at this rate...
Or maybe he doesn't because he already had a contingency plan in mind.

(that's right, two songs for the price of one.)
The godmodder feels the wind grow stronger... wait, wind? Since when does the Hexagonafield have wind? Right now is the answer. Right now.
The Godmodder turns around, and sees Piono glowing with windy blue energy, clouds swirling over head, the wind whipping into a frenzy all around the battlefield, blowing wreckage and junk across the stony ground.
The clouds above begin to let loose, the massive amounts of water that have been billowing up into the skies thanks to the interactions of the fire and water magic in the outer reaches starting to be released. It begins raining. Lightly at first, but then more and more until the rain is pouring down in sheets. The wind growing ever stronger. The Godmodder turns around to cross the finish line but a powerful wind gust sweeps him off his feet, he's spiralling away up into the sky... up into a massive funnel cloud that's descending from the sky.
The Godmodder finds himself submerged in murky black clouds, but he has to get down to the ground before Piono gets to the finish line ahead of him! He swims through the air towards the edge of the massive tornado, and finds himself on the edge.
THERE! Down there! He can see the finish line! He kicks off of the air behind him using a secret airbending technique and dives for the ground. He looks around, Piono is nowhere to be seen! He's probably up in that massive tornado of his. The Godmodder sprints across the finish line! He's first! He's won! VICTORY!!!
He immediately begins doing his best victory dance, the charleston, the foxtrot, you name it. He does every kind of dance known to man ALL AT THE SAME TIME but is interrupted by a distant tutting sound, picked up by his Godmodder-patented Eagle Ears(TM) and the Godmodder looks over across the battlefield to see...
Piono. Standing at the finish line. The Godmodder looks back at the line he just crossed and realizes with acute alarm that he has crossed not the finish line, but instead the starting line. He's back where he started and Piono's about to cross the finish line.
The Godmodder yells out and makes a massive LEAP towards the finish line as Piono turns around and begins sauntering casually the last 5 feet to the finish line. The Godmodder JUMPS again and slams to the ground a few feet behind Piono, dashing forwards with all his might, and pushing Piono out of the way as he sprints to the finish line, not noticing as Piono pulls out a small oddly shaped object and slips something from the Godmodder's inventory.
The Godmodder crosses the finish line, and turns to face Piono. Piono sighs. "Alright, you got me fair and square. You're the faster of the two of us." Piono digs into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill, handing it over to the Godmodder.
As the Godmodder begins doing his customary VICTORY dance, Piono turns and mutters to himself "Fast maybe, but definitely not quick of wit."
And Piono saunters off to a distant point of the battlefield, his true prize claimed.

The Godmodder continues his happy dance, but something feels wrong. He feels ever so slightly lighter. Did he drop something? Did the tornado rip something off of his belt? Or did he just lose weight with all the exercising he'd done... He scrambles through his inventory looking through the many, many objects to see just what it is that has gone missing... and realizes with horror... The Rat Ogre Tamagotchi is gone!
СУПЕРЦЕЛЛ
Hidden somewhere on the outskirts of the battlefield, Piono is drawing his bow. A storm cloud gathers up behind him, crackling with lightning and rain all in its own little mini funnel cloud.
Piono draws back the string as far as it will go, the might bow creaking with the effort, but not actually close to snapping, it merely stops at a certain point, its limit reached and clear to be found.
Piono closes his eyes and takes aim at the tamagotchi not two feet in front of him.
And he fires.
The arrow races at hypersonic speeds, surrounded by razor winds and clouds, driving forward at the insane speed it was loosed at, slamming into the tamagotchi.
Within the Rat Ogre Tamagotchi, something is wrong. The light darkens, the food and drink suddenly start to flicker and fade. The real things there, the things with a purpose, the rat ogres, look up and squeak in fear as the roof of their world caves in with a fury of a thousand storms.
Back on the outside, the arrow slams straight through the rat ogre tamagotchi, shattering it entirely and sending rat ogre pieces flying in every direction, as the back wall of the cave that Piono performed this attack in is blown out entirely by the force of the massive wind and speeding arrow.
The Godmodder scrambles over to the area where the massive explosion took place... but it is too late. the rat ogres are dead, the tamagotchi has been destroyed, and Piono is long gone. A single message scrawled in rat ogre blood on the walls.
"I made a promise when I showed up. Knowing that I lost to you once before doesn't change it."

To summarize:
Piono challenges the Godmodder to a race with no teleportation, flashstepping or similar instant-movement techniques allowed.
The Godmodder starts to pull ahead, but then runs into a wall of solid air as Piono pulls out Superosque, the Air Bow.
Piono continues to harrass the Godmodder with air attacks, slowing down his progress.
The Godmodder is about to cross the finish line when Piono whips up a massive whirlwind.
The Godmodder finally makes it back to the ground and crosses a line, cheering...
Only for Piono to tut disappointedly. The Godmodder realizes he's crossed the starting line not the finish line, and as Piono turns and saunters nonchalantly towards the finishline that he's almost across, the Godmodder makes a madcap dash for the finish line.
The Godmodder shoves Piono out of the way right before Piono crosses the finish line, but Piono snatches something off the Godmodder.
While the Godmodder is busy celebrating, Piono takes the Rat Ogre tamagotchi device and obliterates it, and all the Rat Ogres inside, with his super attack.
The super attack sets out a massive blast of air magic, causing actual weather patterns to form, harsh winds blow things about, whipping up dust, fire and water spray into a frenzy in the outer reaches of the elementally affected area. It also gives the overhead clouds the extra energy they need, and they start to swirl. It is now raining heavily.

Click to shrink...

Amazing.

The Rat Ogres previously drained from the other theft attempt, their stat bars run out almost immediately! The godmodder pulls out his BACKUP TAMAGOTCHI, and powers it on, every single second without a Tamagotchi draining the Rat Ogres more!

Booting up... Connecting to Internet... ERROR! Connection failed... Trying again(1/3)... Connected... Loading...

No! No! GO FASTER!

Update detected! Downloading update... 0%... 10%... 20%...

GAH! HE SHOULD HAVE HAD THIS THING READY BEFOREHAND! The Tamagotchi is taking its sweet time booting back up! His access to the Boost Rat Ogres is denied for a turn! And hopefully, they're all still alive in there...

With the swirling rain patterns, the clouds are refilled! A light rain begins - not as heavy as it could be, as Daskter has already weakened the clouds somewhat.

I'm going to destroy the Temporal Condenser

Click to shrink...

You declare loudly that the Temporal Condenser WILL be destroyed!

...Well, are you actually going to destroy it?

1. I aid in the search to fine the Godmodder's base by forming a million particle cannons, and firing at the ground, which should be cooled magma at this point. The particle cannons, as pointed out by a good buddy of mine a little while ago, should quite possible blow up a good portion of the field. Now, if the base is in the area I blow up; great! it's the only thing left standing for miles and miles. If not? Welp the base isn't over there...
2. I noscope the Druidic Healer.
3. Keep goin up.... (4/15).

Click to shrink...

You explode 200B of the upper area of the field! Unfortunately, there aren't many underground bases to be found.

Bang! 10,000 damage to the Druidic Healer! Ow!

"Sacrificing your very basic ability to wield Legendary Weapons? You could just do some other creative sacrifice! If you do that, though, the God of Technology will grant you all his power, allowing you to do many things to your Space Station. Are you SURE?"
This is what moniker said when moogoescow was sacrificing their ability to wield L.weapons. this took them 3 actions.
I have 2 actions already, so here goes another one.
[1x] Deity of Dreams.
Getting into the bed, I slowly fall asleep.
[...]
I wake up, get out of bed. the world seems tinted pink. I must have been looking at the sun for too long. wait, sun? wasn't I stuck in the Hexagonfield? [looks around] oh, it was a dream... wait, no, I know saying something seemed too realistic is wrong, and the reduced pain is similar to other dreams I've had, but it was too Long. I wouldn't have enough time in REM to dream that, maybe not even the whole night. is this a dream?... Wait, the sun wouldn't make my vision look pink, there's no sun here and I just "Woke Up"... and the pink hasn't faded at all!
Chances are, this is a dream. what should I try as a test... I'll try to conjure a nugget of Stupidnamium, that's something I can't normally do easilly.
[closes eyes]
[imagines a nugget]
[opens eyes]
Well, there's one floating above my hand now, I guess this is a dream. What was I doing before I went to sleep?...
I think I was... in a bed, surrounded by some kind of field? there was crackling in the sky, I don't think that was normal... Why was I going to bed in the middle of the battle? Think, think, think....
Something about legendary weapons, I think the Godmodder just lost both of them? how does that relate to this? lets see, Legendary weapons... Uh, there's Starcalibur, Yorehammer... The resolute heart got broken, that was weird, We're going to get the infinileaf clover soon... and Ornate, the ring... wait, that one didn't count as a Legendary weapon, right? yeah... Someone was excited about that, weren't they? Ornate seemed like trouble, need to be careful if using it... why was the person excited about that? it was... MooGoesCow, what's special about MooGoesCow...? I always misread their name until I looked at a post of theirs from like page 60, why was I back there...? I was looking for when they did something, but what?...
They where talking to... autochitton? I think? no, about autochitton... they wanted to pay tribute, autochitton must be some kind of god... or did autochitton want to pay Moo tribute? no, that doesn't sound right... what did Moo give Autochitton? uh, it was some basic ability, something related to legendary weapons? Oh, right, the ability to wield legendary weapons! I was going to sleep to do something similar...
...Maybe I should have used some kind of portal to go here, this took way too long to remember.
"But now you remember."
what was-
"I am the God Of Dreams"
and you can read my thoughts?
"This is a dream. a dream is formed by the dreamers mind. Ergo, I, God of dreams, can tell what you are thinking in a dream."
Why didn't you remind me this stuff before?
"Dreams are formed of expectations in the dreamers mind. you did not expect to be interrupted, so I refrained. I don't have to, but I prefer to."
Does that mean...
"Yes, my mannerisms are also based on your expectations. my deals, however, are not."
do they mean to imply my expectations of your deals are inaccura-
"No. I am implying you cannot get me to give you a better deal by waking up, messing with your mind to have different expectations, and going back to sleep."
I wouldn't dream of it
"Liar."
...Anyway, my deal offer was... Ah, Right. I will individually sacrifice my ability to preform various things to you, and will separately Negotiate each new sacrifice and your return offer. At the moment, I am willing to sacrifice my ability to wield Starcalibur or the resolute heart, activate charge stones, and a single level of NeutraLadder ranking. if you see no value in any of these, inform me.
"Why have you been so careful to not think about what you want in return?"
Informational advantage, but you noticed, so I'll tell you.
Obviously, I would like your power and aid. what aid and the format of our deal is not so obvious however. Aside from generic "More power" aid, I may occasionally ask for things that are impossible for me to do alone. However, I do not expect for such things to be difficult for you, as any such things are likely to be impossible for me because I am dead, and you are not dead, so you would not be so limited. as for format, I would like the amount you are willing to help me next time I ask to increase the longer I go without asking you for aid, to avoid bothering you all the time, and to avoid the somewhat silly proposition of it being optimal for me to say "I get the God of Dreams to help me" every time I do anything.
[JOE waits for the response. before he can answer, however, he gets hit on the head in the hexagonafield by a hexagonashield shard, and wakes up.]
other actions.
[1x] Embodied Rage.
JOE: Confundus
JOE holds his hand in front of him, open. a snakelike wisp of cyan fog fades into existence, edges soft, then a ripple goes through it, turning it a dark blue and changing the shape to a much more jagged line with sharp edges. it coalesces in his hand, which he closes into a fist with surprising force.
JOE looks around, takes a breath, and methodically stomps to the Red rift, rift 1, the templar rift, at a perfectly regular pace. reaching the rift, he takes a calm step in, momentarily turning the rift a dark purple as he tears it further open for entry, then lets it close back to its prior size.
The Templars look up, and see him. [JOE/I] stand, motionless, slowly leaking cyan mist.
CLAY GUARD: Who's_that_
OTHER CLAY GUARD: Don't_know_
CLAY GUARD: Well_he's_just_one_guxxxt_ws_nja+ttttkammeeee-=kllljhhhhhhhfsffffffffssdddjjjjikkkkiiiiioookkggggrr
I am now 5 meters from the portal. the first clay guard is impaled on a scythe of dark blue energy and quickly losing its animating force. I am also entirely encased in a aura of dark blue.
Perception magic, when used while calm or with sufficient discipline, is rather... Elegant. Bending space, dodging attacks, carving the energy into well-crafted weapons, and so on.
But if one is angry, the power doesn't fizzle out. the emotion state doesn't Increase the power per se, and indeed makes one less efficient, but Adrenaline does usually allow people to tap into more force in their limbs then normal.
A similar process occurs with Perception magic.
...Or so JOE once thought before learning how it worked, and so he thinks now.
A Clay Soldier enters the room, And I Blaze forwards, crushing its head to nothing. By now, the Templars have probably noticed the disruption down here. I turn, and an unrestrained, burning stream of energy Vaporizes the other Clay guard.
RMMMBL
Well, if they didn't notice before, the corner of the room collapsing will have brought it to their attention.
JOE: Templars.
JOE: Swear Loyalty to me. Now. Or Die.
Naturally, they do not instantly swear loyalty.
I'd say its a shame, but I'm in the mood to kill things right now. it'll be fine, Clay beings are cheap.
A clay colossus walks in. The energy shifts into claws, And I grab its leg. CRACK and the leg's broken. a kick dislocates the foot, and a series of stomps remove the toes from existence. The Colossus is no longer capable of walking, so I walk away, leaving it to slowly crumble in agony.
A Clay Wisp crackles, and fires a blast of light. a pointing of my finger, and the blast is returned with triple the force. a raised hand, fingers somewhat bent, and it is surrounded by 40 buzz-saws of energy. A closed fist, and it is diced into pieces.
I continue walking forwards, when suddenly a tendril bursts from below, grabbing my leg. must be a templartickle nearby. Ignoring the grip, I jump into the air, tearing the Clay Tentacle clean off, and turn to the nearest pillar. fire collects in my fist, and I blitz forwards, slamming into it. an explosion bursts forth, then another, and the pillar collapses, crushing any Clay Tentacles hiding within or bellow, but a Templartickle would survive. I teleport forwards and stomp on the first piece of rubble to move, crushing the templartickle.
Finally, a Templar arrives. if I can push this guys brain through his nose, the templars'll shut up and listen to what I say.
JOE: Templar, Final Offer. Swear Loyalty to me. Now. Or I won't restrict myself to crushing your inconsequential minions.
He naturally declines. surrounding himself in electricity, he fires a bolt of lightning at me, only to miss when I stop flying. following me down, He finds...
That I'm out of time because the Game just updated, so I fire a giant crushing beam of crush-ness at him and crush him.
The Templars are now loyal to me, and as such are focusing more of there efforts on opening this rift (before, they had like 10 other projects, but I broke those "by" "accident" soooo...
Rift open-ness increased!
[1x] JOE has more of a moral compass then most AGs, Fact.
JOE takes a break from the normal stuff he normally does, and decides to do something a bit different,
Lets see, what moral obligations was he procrastinating on? Ah, right.


Now, the Clockwork spider is in the machine, so to get this thing done, I needed to figure out if the machine's malfunctioning, which means I needed to find out if the spider is sentient.
...a quick discord conversation later, results are inconclusive, it is certain that the machine grabs all entitys, regardless of whether they are sentient, and has been changed a fair degree from the original design by an unknown force. As such, I shall be brief with my method, which will change based on the design of the machine.
I hook up a large computer-sphere to the stasis unit. this sphere is, in fact, so large, that I have to bury it deep, deep underground. how do I connect it to the stasis unit then, you ask?
I use Correlation effect processors from Metamorphosis of the prime intellect, which are nigh-instant and hardly limited by anything range-or-speed-or-transmition wise. they are also very fast. running the J.O.R.D.A.N. post-singularity super-intelegence, he creates for every entity in the stasis machine a simulation that fulfils every part of their CEV. if the entity places a very high mental value on affecting the real world, then they are allowed to work on making code for future AG or N robotic summons, or something, for as much time as it wants.
There is one difference between this and a normal simulation-CEV thing, however:
The Simulation will, when it starts, inform the entitys within about recent events, the options they have for things to do, and who is responcible for their heaven-simulation. why? because I like compliments and some of them will probably compliment me on my larger moral compass, so ye.

ENTITY ORDERS!
ahem
Epilepsy Inducing Strobe Light: 8,000/18,000 HP, -20% accuracy attack, 20% chance to charge the shield generator:
help the shield generator.
Shield Generator: +1 attack shield to JOEbob's entities in 0! - dies when JOEbob runs out of entities (5 attack shield currently):
Make a shield.
Hexagonashield generator: 10,000/10,000 HP (+3 1,000 HP shard shields/turn)(current target: N/A):
Target yourself for now.
Somno the dreamer: Walk into the peacekeeper base as an ambasador. Remind the peacekeepers that, when I joined the game, I helped the Army men for like, the first 10ish rounds of my presence. Many of the men who are here with them today would likely be dead without me.
Now, I am not here to try to cash in on a hypothetical debt. No, I am merely bringing this up so they can know I am trustworthy.
...
I am here to suggest a join research venture.
The peacekeepers and I both have shield generators.
The peacekeepers generators have 15,000 HP each, and make 1 attack shield each round.
My shield generator is invulnerable as long as I have entitys, but it only makes 1 Attack shield every other round.
I Suggest a merger of our 2 machines. A shield generator that is Invulnerable (but dies when its side does), and makes an attack shield every round. a device that, with their unlimited Plastic and many researchers, will be feasible to mass-produce.
Pending acceptance of this idea, Somno will move all my entitys, the ornate bed, and my shield generator close enough to the Peacekeepers for them to scan it, research it, figure out what makes it tick, and figure out why its invulnerable, etc. this takes his action.
If the do not accept, Somno starts building a new shield generator. hopefully, now that he's done it before, he'll be more efficient.

FREE ACTION: Oh shoot, I completely forgot about Fred!
I send these messages to freds computer and have it emit a pleasant jingle until it looks, gradually getting louder and, if he ignores it for a full 5 minutes, changing to FRED THIS IS JOE LOOK AT THESE MESSAGES RIGHT NOW.
JOE: Fred, I'm so sorry, I completely forgot to talk to you after the Darkshard fight!
JOE: Things have been going ok, I suppose. I've been steadily making progress on my defences in hopes of making the field safe for civilians and people with magic.
JOE: Its been slower going then I expected though, and there's a boss fight going on right now, so I can't send you here now.
JOE: ...
JOE: I just remembered multiple things that are relevant.
JOE: So, it turns out the Hexagonfield- the place I'm trying to make safe - is actually an afterlife, and I'm actually dead. I can't go to the real world and its Really Annoying.
JOE: I can't resurrect myself, sadly, and can't affect the real world very well.
JOE: But- and this is why its relevant to you- when I saved you from hell, I didn't know this was an afterlife, so I saved you by casting a True Resurrection. Which worked, because True Resurrection creates the Resurrected within a short distance of the Caster.
JOE: But- This is key- it's Still a Resurrection, not a Warp or Plane Shift. if it wasn't bringing you back to life, it wouldn't Work.
JOE: This means you Should- keyword should, I suppose, since I haven't checked- Be able to go to the real world.
JOE: If you want to, I can (in a bit) make you a portal to the real world. You will be mostly alone out there, but I'll be watching you and if things go wrong I'll bring you back. This is, as stated, entirely optional.
JOE: Sorry for Monologuing so much, the delay on this message system makes it more convenient... heh.

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*deep breath*

Sacrifice to God of Dreams - wielding Starcalibur/Resolute Heart/Charge Stones - In exchange for these, you could achieve a moderate level of assistance when you call upon it. Do note that Neutraladder level sacrifices are not acceptable, due to their nature. As I always ask: Are you SURE? These contracts are very hard to back out from.

+9% rift opening! Man, those rifts have taken a LOT.

Somno is heading out as a Peacekeeper envoy...

Ralyx's Eternity Stasis Machine is now equipped with a "Good" level simulation!

Fred responds through the computer...

Fred: Go to the real world? Well, it does get a bit boring in here...

Fred: I suppose I could go to the real world. It's been a long time since my death, so I'm not sure I could ever start... well, a normal life.

Fred: If there's something you need me to do - that hopefully wouldn't get me killed again - then I can help you with that.

"So it begins." ES spoke, far more solemn than usual. He could probably get out a few more upgrades... but perhaps he would not be able to. It was time, then. Time to prepare for the coming storm. He had hoped to install countermeasures, but he doubted even a specific upgrade could protect against the Charmzard's wrath. He would have to rely on the fact that, as a time-delay summoned warship run by calculating AI, it was immune to such depredations as being "charmed". He knew it was a false hope, however, but if he did not hope then he was perhaps already doomed.

The Apex launches from its cradle, stately as ever, weapons intently focused on the Charmzard. But not firing. Not yet.

Overlimit Focus

3/6

ES, meanwhile, focuses himself for a future attack, preparing to deal out his vengeful strikes. It would soon be time to take revenge for his defeat at the hands of this particular creature.

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The Apex undocks and launches towards the Charmzard! Soon...

"A pleasure doing business with you, it's always nice to be able to have a polite and pleasant interaction with someone else despite where we are."

Snapping my fingers I charge, I almost forgot how boring this is. (3/--) (x1)

Noticing my lack of any building capable entities I decide to remedy this critical weakness. Conjuring up a hammer I grant it sentient (with me as its master) and flight, naming it Timothy. To be expected Timothy has no attack but with the ability to build stuff that's hardly a issue. (x1)

Pouring my power into the Crypt of the Ancients I bring forth Undead Einstein, taking advantage of the structure's unique properties to make my newest researcher class entity as loyal and capable as can be. (x1)

In regards to my entities I order the Eagles to bodyguard the shield generator, leaving such a useful structure out in the open would be unwise.

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Ah, yes "me"... used in "me as its master", it's an abbreviation for "The godModdEr's entity". Timothy summoned on the PG side!

Undead Einstein has appeared! Even with the Crypt of the Ancients, as a 1-turn summon he'll do stuff super slowly.

Focus: I keep Charging

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FOCUS: ESPEON

At the vertex clockwise from the Glaceon, a shimmering Espeon appears.

Eeveelutionary Eevee 21/27

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x2 Charging posts: Happen!

ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
Action 1:I evacuate the Legendary Weapon, having my Small Rover return to me for a later use, as they are not obsolete yet, I also give the Void Assassin's permission to do whatever they want with the controls to mess with the other expeditioners.
Action 2-Power 2:I go over to grab the Legendary Weapon that was evacuated by me pulling the lever.

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You flip the "EVACUATION" lever! Suddenly, a screen pops out with a message:

"ERROR: Evacuation stalling! Manual activation required!"

Unfortunately, evacuating the Legendary Weapon did not just pop it out into the control room!

After sending in kaguya I create the festum from Fafner in the Azure, they are also immune to mind control.

All remaining actions converted to charges.

Also, look up the festum if you don't know what they are.

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I'm too lazy to look up references if links aren't provided, so I'm going to assume that "festum" is short for "festival celebrating the word um".

You summon the FESTUM!

I don't re-call giving Mirror permission to to order my Void entities as he please... I glare in Mirror's dirrection.

(Action!!)(3 Charges + 3 (Starcalibur))
(1 Charge)
Staring at the other switches that Mirror hadn't bother with through Companion Rover. I have Companion Rover turn some of the switches to the benefit of the AG team.
AG-side Platform: REAL \-- FAKE
PG-side obstacles: OFF --/ ON
AG-side obstacles: OFF \-- ON
(1 Charge)
With that done, I leave the Companion Rover and the Void Guard in the control room as the Assassin duo use the elevator to get back to position and prepares a Bros. Attack on the Charmzard.
(1 Charge)
The Companion Rover gets along with the Void Guard rather swimmingly... somehow, and had a long talk on the Guard's fears and problems.
(2 Charges)
With two player charges I increase the production of the rice the fields produce and use it to create a vast wall of rice surrounding the fields!
(1 Charge)
I get around to hiring a bunch of rice farmers and have them sign my standard entity contract and have them work in the rice fields and leave more time for the Lightward Mages to improving the Shrine.

(Orders!)
The Void Assassins preping for a Bros. Attack...
Void Guard and Companion Rover are unlocking Social Links together this round.
Rice Farmers tends to the fields.

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You mess a bunch with the mountain expedition switches! Their effects will be felt in the mountain expedition summary.

As the assassins leave, the Companion Rover and Void Guard have a heart-to-heart. The Void Guard grows more attached to the Companion Rover... they have "attached" support rank!

Buffs to the Rice field abound! Rice fields are now fortified, and have proper staff!

Remember to hand off Starcalibur soon! You can feel its energy drain starting to burn more than before...

...
Well, I think I got the most useless part of the set. Air and Water? Really? I mean, I can't really figure out a situation where I would use the Water one, and the Air one is just a rip-off of the powers I already... have...
Um... yeah, I probably lost my powers in the process of somehow reappearing here, which is... entirely expected... Well then.

Action 1 (and 2):
I continue charging for the SEXTET, hoping to get something more useful this time. [4/6]

Action 3:
I go to the closest water source I can swim in, stand near it and roll the two D6 I already have, the Air and Water ones, making sure NOT to drop them into the water.

...
This turn definitely seems like a waste of time. Shoud have at least tried to do... something useful. Oh well. At least I might get a somewhat useful advantage it I get lucky.

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You get #5 and #6 of the Sextet!

Air Roll: 3/6 + Water Roll: 2/6: A sudden gale causes a small wave to splash you! You almost lose your grip on the sextet dice, but you manage to hang on, thank goodness... it looks like good rolls can provide advantages, while bad rolls might result in you losing dice from the sextet, or worse!

Do note that as you hold Yorehammer, it would be best to pass it off if you don't plan on using it.

Well while the rift slowly widens, we might as well play a little game. Communication with the gods that made that stupid godly decree. Since the godly decree forbids defeated N-2 Players to become anything but AG again, I want to get a purely theoretical plead to them, hoping that they will understand.

I tried to change, defeat the godmodder as hard as possible, even tried to defeat the GM in the process of defeating the godmodder. Isn't that enough? Going through the phases and doing your best?

It has been...

long ago...
And I am not even using HarVester directly now...
Can't you just stop this and give me a second chance?

(Actions are used to pay for debt)

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Your plea reaches me through the rift...

Well, hungry_visitor, going PERMA-AG after turning vincible from trying to defeat your own allies is meant to be a time of reflection... a way to ensure you will assist the Players, rather than prove a nuisance. Have you truly repented - and if you have, what is it you want to do that requires you to not be Perma-AG? There is more to true repentance than being good until you can be bad again.

You pay down your debt a ways!

I take a moment to think about my ideas

6/12

Pancake Sharpener: Conserve Syrup and move away from the spots with the Most Battling...


Oh I have an Idea!! I fly above the Difficult Bog on the PG/V Side oF tHe Mountain and using Plenty of Paradoxified Wind, Concentrate the Lightning GaleForce HailStorm onto the Area above it

"I Stand before the Oncoming Storm,while you Flounder,trapped in the Bog.I call upon the the Concepts oF Lightning,Ice,Bog,Wind and Difficulty and beseech them to Smite these People!!"

Hopefully this will result in Stuff happening

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The Pancake Sharpener will opt to do nothing this turn!

You try to fly above the bog, but the Barrier in front of the mountain prevents you from getting too close! You grab the Bog and Lightning Galeforce Hailstorm, and decide to pocket them for later use. If you tried to Smite "these people" without a clear target, it would probably backfire horribly.

FOCUS

[38/44]

The Charmzard is going down

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A charged attack, rather than an entity? The thought makes my head spin...

9/12 Fortress Sniper Railgun Turret

The turret is an advanced weapon that something something whatever.

As I was saying, it seems a little too late to be pulling this out, so I'm gonna have to make a few modifications in my plan for maximum efficiency. Like lowering the max charges after removing a few features of this charge.

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It's never too late to pull out! Until it is, of course.

'Hmm, Well I guess no one wants anything then.' I think to myself as I finish off the last of the water in my canteen. I shake my canteen to be sure and I hear nothing. 'Well, That Slice Warrior the PeaceKeepers are working on seems a bit interesting. Also their working on some other things so I guess I may as well help them out.' As I go over my thoughts I walk over to the pool of water that I fell into at the beginning of all of this and I kneel down and I start to fill my canteen with the water.

'I wish for the production of the Slice Warrior to be speed up' Suddenly at the God Unit Production Facility the parts and wiring are possessed with a red glow, The parts that had yet to be attached to the Slice warrior float into spots that they are needed and the screws tighten themselves securing the parts into place. The wiring lines up and connects with the power conductors and various other bits and pieces go where they are needed. The work on the Slice Warrior is almost complete. (1 action)

As the Slice warrior production is speed up I finish filling my canteen with water. I tighten the cap back on and fasten the canteen back to my belt.

I Look over at the Godmodder and I realize that he is wide open. I turn and look to the others. "Oi, Lads we may want to attack the Godmodder right now. He has nothing defending him, So he's more or less wide open."

'Hmm, How to attack the Godmodder. Well hitting them with something that's somewhat silly or weird seems to work. I wish for the Murder of Crow vigor.'

-Meanwhile some couple thousand feet in the sky in the city of Colombia-

Billy Bob Jones was in a good mood, He had been saving money for months at that thankless job, Making sure the plumbing was working was important to keeping The founder's fair city tidy but did anyone ever thank him for it? NO! And of course that Slime ball he had to call boss keeps cheating him out of his pay. The lousy bastard. Well fuck him, He got what he wanted, Sure he had to pay through the nose for it but he knew it would be worth it. Lifting up his newly purchased vigor he looked it over.

Very fancy bottle he had to say. What with the Crow's head as the top and the black glass shaped in a way to resemble feathers. Fine craftsmanship that.

Rubbing his thumb over the bottle top he wondered what it would taste like. He hoped butterscotch. He lift up his right and it drifted towards the bottle top before suddenly a shimmering rift appeared before him. "What in the Sam hell?" Billy Bob said taking a step back from the rift. "Ohh, It must be one of those tears that Ryan keeps yammering on about." Billy Bob began to relax. The Tears if Ryan was to be believed were completely harmless. Then suddenly a red tendril appeared out the Tear and coiled around the vigor and within a blink of an eye it had wrenched it from his hands and took it back into the Tear, Then a second later the Tear vanished from view.

Many different emotions bubbled up in Billy Bob, But he could not decide which he could go with. After a few more moments of stunned silence he settled on weeping.

-Meanwhile back on the Hexagonalfield-

Suddenly A Murder of Crow Vigor appeared in my hands. 'Right cool, Wonder what it tastes like.' I quickly open the bottle and in a gulp down the entire drink. 'Yuck, Butterscotch. Wh-' Suddenly my vision blurs with a tint of red. "EGH, Fuck!" I yell out in pain as I drop the bottle and with one hand clutch my chest feeling like something had taken a bite out of me. Then I hear a loud caw and resting on my left arm is a crow which was just finishing downing some flesh. I give the Crow a annoyed look. "Oi you should be taking a pound of flesh from my enemies not me!" The crow looked at me for a moment and then turned it beak up at me before then flying off. 'Well screw you too crow.' I think bitterly. After a few more seconds the pain in my chest wears off.

I look up towards the Godmodder just to confirm that he was still there.'Well time to see how well this does. I wish to teleport behind the godmodder.' Instantly I am teleport behind the Godmodder and I'm just a few feet away. Holding up both my arms I aim at the Godmodder, Then suddenly hundreds of Crows swarm out from my hands and in a cacophony of caws the crows race forwards towards the Godmodder. "FLY MY PRETTY'S! FLY!" I yell out with great enthusiasm as the Crows start attacking the Godmodder, Pecking and clawing and many dive bombing the Godmodder.

While the Godmodder is busy fending off the Crows, I charge forward with my Lightening Spear and I thrust the spear at the Godmodder intending to impale him with it. (2 actions)

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The Slice Warrior's production is boosted by 1!

Poor Billy Bob... *sniff*

The crows all appear and attack the godmodder, swarming and distracting him! He wasn't expecting the good team to use crows! You him with your Lightening Spear, impaling him and Lightening him! Of 1 of his hitpoints! Ow!

You get a Boost Stone!

Action 1: I give the Charmzard a heavy attack shield. This attack shield will only trigger against an attack that deals 10000 or more damage.

Action 2: I debate whether or not to have the will saving throw effect apply to the charmzard.

Action 3: I very carefully remove the Boost Rat Ogre Voodoo Dolls from the cauldron, and then figure out what to do next. After being unable to figure out what to do with them, I put the Boost Rat Ogre Voodoo Dolls in a bag of holding.

Since this also puts the Boost Rat Ogres, who are in the middle of a pocket dimension, inside another pocket dimension, the resulting dimensional rift probably just removed them from existence entirely. Which means I can't steal them now. Whoops.

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+1 Heavy attack shield to the Charmzard!

The Boost Rat Ogres soul-ties to the voodoo dolls were replaced by their ties to the now-destroyed Tamagotchi. Frankly, the godmodder is having enough trouble with them as it is.

FOCUSx3:

Terry pulls out Caledscratch. But something's different. Its handle is a glowing red crystal, and the disc is cracked, and from the cracks come a glow of many colors.

He closes his eyes, and focuses. A runic circle appears below the Charmzard.

"ACCELERATION GLYPH!"

Time around the Charmzard speeds up. By a lot.

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Time around the Charmzard speeds up, and they take 35,000 poison damage early!

@Srovy

6/?
Cult memebergs: Player: Srovy, JOEbob. NPC: Newcomers.
Charge using the charge booster with ONE actions, I'm so original.
I give my other two actions to Spalthos and instruct him to build a dojo for Cult members and entities to train in
Cult action is whatever JOE said.

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(Apologies for hasty quoting, added this in at the last minute)

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 13/16 - It works fine.

Spalthos now owns a dojo! Players in the Cult may go there to begin training!

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V:

The Void Assassins finish preparing, and use their BROS ATTACK on the Charmzard! They deal 25,000 damage together! The brunt of the attack is taken by the Heavy Attack shield.

On the NEUTRAL MOUNTAIN EXPEDITION, which is happening on the [V] turn again, the controls are messed with! Changes begin happening on both sides of the mountain...

AG:

Ray gets out 3 more capsules! Now, they're set up on a nice laboratory-looking table. They begin tinkering with some tools...

The Explosion Elemental and Pancake Sharpener don't do much. They think it's best to bide their time right now.

The Space Station, Growth/Mania, and the Factory all do their stuff!

The Sealed Charmzard charms Timothy to the AG side, and takes a bunch of poison damage! They've been brought to their knees... nearly defeated!

On the ANTI-GODMODDER MOUNTAIN EXPEDITION, things... shut down. The last crumbling of rocks stops, the barriers above the bottomless pits harden even further... everything behind you is taken care of. Granted, you already got past it so it doesn't matter that much now. But still... The AG forces all pile onto the Final Platform, more than big enough to store all of their varying sizes. And then... it takes them on upwards.

The Anti-Godmodder Mountain Expedition reaches 100%! The Platform takes them up through the clouds, onto a large plateau. Most of the entities can't see too far out, since snow swirls! They move forward, and find at the middle of the Plateau... a sealed Box. On it are two buttons:

1: Release Legendary Weapon
2: Teleport Legendary Weapon to New Place

Time to decide. What will you press? Be quick, the situation tends to change rapidly! If you took the Legendary Weapon, you'd have 5 turns to use it free of godmodder theft attempts.

PG:

On the PRO-GODMODDER MOUNTAIN EXPEDITION, it's a vicious face-off between the Derpfestor and Bobby/the Druidic Healer/Square of Frost! The Derpfestor reaches out a tendril and takes control of Bobby, and he stabs the Druidic Healer for 30,000 damage! The Square of frost rushes in and knocks out Bobby, then kills the Derpfestor! 20,000 damage to Bobby! With that out of the way, they are ready to advance up the mountain... or ARE they? With the Pro-Godmodder obstacles set to "on", it's as though the pro-Godmodder side of the mountain has changed entirely! Spike traps clamp, what was once a straight path collapses into a series of jumpable platforms... most of its below them, but then they turn around, and see a giant boulder rolling right towards them!

Okay, that's it. The three entities paraglide off the mountain and back onto the HEXAGONAFIELD, and meanwhile, Kaguya commits Seppuku with the Derpfestor dead. The PG/V expedition... is no more.

The godmodder stops struggling with the backup tamagotchi for a moment, and... hmm... well, nothing really needs to happen right now, so he charges a bit. Honestly, there's surprisingly little actual fighting going on. Almost as if... we're all waiting for something.

N:

The EILS fails its roll, and Somno leaves to meet the Peacekeepers as an envoy of JOEbob's. Somno and the Peacekeepers meet, and it is determined: It would be good to work together, to create a shield generator that could produce a shield each turn and last until all other entities in the army were dead. The scientists would be more than happy to take care of all the research and distribution - however! There is one condition. Somno's "generic actions" ability is special. The scientists would like to take and dissect Somno to learn more about this. If JOEbob grants permission, they will upgrade his shield generator.

At the Festival of Um (Festum) the UM master and UM initiates gather a fair distance from the rest of the field for UM training. The lessons are public.

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Winkins A game show host walks up to you and gives you three doors to choose from, with a fabulous prize behind one! Which do you pick?

Voxel Architect The godmodder breaks form and rushes at you to grab Yorehammer! Wow, he isn't even trying to be subtle!

Rain begins to pitter patter from the sky. It doesn't have much visible effect besides making the ground slick, but... the water has nowhere to go. There are few streams and rivers, and stone can't absorb the water. Nothing major happens... yet.

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon, and a boost stone!
-Make your choice - keep the legendary weapon or evacuate it?
-Project Spark: 47/100 Current Task: Narrow down the location of the godmodder's headquarters! Current size narrowed down: 1.4 trillion x 1.2 trillion meters
-...SOMETHING the Charmzard!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items.
The Druidic Healer is healing AG allies! Kill it!
Bobby the Epic Explorer is adventuring up the mountain at a fast pace!
Daskter's factory is producing AG minions - keep it alive!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
State: Light Rain(nothing yet), Will-Saving Throw(AG entities throw a Will Save whenever they may change sides, wears off in 5!)


[V - Winkins]Void Assassin: 25,000/25,000 HP, 11,000 x 2A (60% dodge rate)(5 cute bunnies, +2,500 HP per turn)
Void Assassin: 40,000/40,000 HP, 13,000A (30% dodge rate)(5 cute bunnies, +2,500 HP per turn)
Dummy: 8,000 HP(absorbs HP from damage less than 5,000)(-1,000 HP per turn)
Fortified Rice field(being improved by Lightward Mages, done in 1!)(tended by Farmer Contractors)(has Shrine - gives +2,500 HP/turn and -2,500 damage from all attacks to Winkins-owned entities)

[AG]Ray(Energy capsules: 9)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)(80% upgraded)
Super Laser: Can unleash 45,000 damage support attack(ready!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Space engineer portal(+60 engineers/turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer+1(AI installed)(Emotion Module: 59% complete(cost: 20)), Power Generator
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 680(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability), Architect(upgrades rooms)

[AG - Arsenical]Explosion Elemental: 20,000/35,000 HP, 20,000A, Explosion Aura (deals 4,000 damage to enemies who land attacks)(protected from 2 attack)

[AG - Hungry Visitor]Growth: -57,000 HP (guarding Mania and Explosion Elemental)(-4,000 HP/turn)(2 attack shields)(rift opening - will take them off the field momentarily)
Mania Bloom: 60,000 HP(+4,000 HP/turn)(acts as Overflow for Hungry Visitor)(protected from 1 attack)(stork delivery, 2 Nega-twins/turn)(rift opening - will take them off the field momentarily)

[AG - Daskter]Factory: 50,000/50,000 + 15,000 HP, currently producing: Heavy AFVs, 1/turn! (production options: Shield pods, Surveillance Drones, Heavy AFVs, other 1-time projects)
Heavy AFVs: 4,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A (-1,000 damage from all attacks)

[AG - paradoxdragonpaci]Pancake Sharpener: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A (syrup tank: 2 charges)

[AG]Sealed Charmzard: 40,000/300,000 HP, Charm! x 2A (Overpowering poison, -45,000 HP/turn!)(Boss)

[N]Slots Machine: 54,000/90,000 HP, Special: High Roller(ready!)(Lucky Counter - roll slots when attacked)(Blue/Red slot options: Roll with only numbers 1-4/5-8)
[N]Alchemiter: 94,000/100,000 HP
[N - Daskter]Weather Spire: 10,000/10,000 HP (holding extracted water)

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 75,000/75,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A (+1 repair drone/turn)(docked)(-5,000 damage from all attacks)
Linked Repair Drone: 500 x 7 HP(+1,000 x 7 repair per turn!)
Shipyard: 100,000/100,000 HP

[N - JoeBOB]Somno: 29,000/35,000 HP (Third Eye down - can't use psychic powers!)(can do generic actions)
Rift: 53% open(-10% open in 1!)
Rift: 39% open(-10% open in 0!)
Epilepsy Inducing Strobe Light: 8,000/18,000 HP, -20% accuracy attack, 20% chance to charge the shield generator
Shield Generator: +1 attack shield to JOEbob's entities in 1! - dies when JOEbob runs out of entities (6 attack shield currently)
Hexagonashield generator: 10,000/10,000 HP (+3 1,000 HP shard shields/turn)(current target: N/A)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Army: TA: 40,000 (protected from 2 attack)
Mysterious Tower: 60,000/60,000 HP(zombie immunity)
Light Crystal: 30,000/30,000 HP(heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 4,000 HP each turn)
Crypt of the Ancients: 55,000/55,000 HP(helps summon Undead units, summons four weak skeletons(500 HP, 500A) each turn)
Undead Einstein: 1,000 HP (researcher)
Weak skeletons: 500 x 20 HP, 500 x 20A
Eagle Spawner: 25,000/25,000 HP(summons an Eagle every turn)
Eagles: 2,000 x 6 HP, 1,000 x 6A
Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+2,000 HP per turn)(1 teleport charm)(protected from 1 attack!)
Dragonforce: 20,010/26,000 HP, +5,000 to one of an ally's attacks each turn!(inside Mysterious Tower)
Square of Frost: 5,000/10,000 HP, 6,000A (10% dodge rate)
Shield generator: 15,000 (+1 attack shield to army per turn)(guarded by Eagles)

[N - Srovy]Spalthos: 10,000/10,000 HP, 2,500A, 5,000 Shield HP (has dojo, can train Players)

[N]Festum(leaving in 3!):
UM master: 10,000/10,000 HP (teaching young'uns)
UM initiates: 5,000/5,000 x 2 HP

[P]Peacekeepers(16,284,000 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 118 attack):

Spoiler

Peacekeeper HQ: 700,000/700,000 HP, 150,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)(control and command)(20% dodge rate)
Quinn, Peacekeeper Commander: 250,000/250,000 HP, 100,000A(Power armor)
True Riflemen: 3,000 x 999 HP, 1,500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Riflemen: 5,000 x 999 HP, 3,000 x 999A
True Machine gunners: 5,000 x 999 HP, 1,500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Machine Gunners: 10,000 x 999 HP, 4,000 x 999A
Medics VII: 2,750 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Medics: 10,000 x 999 HP, Healing A
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos X: 6,500 x 999 HP, 2,000 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Commandos: 10,000 x 999 HP, 4,000 x 999A
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(adding Peacekeeper HQ secret functionality, done in 22!)(upgrading Quinn's armor to Mecha level, done in 12!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, researching improved medics(done in 1!),(researching Sealed Unit info, done in 10!)
The Slice Warrior: 400,000/400,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A (90% dodge rate)(miniboss)
Forward command center: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, calling in engineers x 999 for death-elite training camp(done in 6!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 5 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP, training squad leaders x 999(done in 2!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
God Unit Production Facility: 80,000/80,000 HP (producing the Conflict Resolver, done in 4!)(producing the Eye, done in 30!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2, Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), anti-control godmod weaponry(equipped), Assistant SR builder, Efficient Climate Control Unit, Double Speed progression, One Man Army Fighting Technique, Robot War Analysis

Mount Cross: Site of the LEGENDARY WEAPON EXPEDITION:
[AG]Expedition: 100% complete
Final selection:
1: Take the Legendary Weapon
2: Teleport it far far away
Expedition Team:
[AG - Shiboso]Mazinger Zero: 50,000/50,000 HP, 3,000 x 5A(speed boost)(protected from 1 attack)(climbing mountain)
Mazin Emperor G: 10,000/10,000 HP, 2,500A
[AG - captain.cat]Elite Climbing Team: Truck HP: 30,000/30,000 HP(climbing mountain)
[AG - paradoxdragonpaci]Elsie the Trailblazer: 40,000/40,000 HP (explores mountains quickly)(has hexagonaherbs)
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 34,000/70,000 + 15,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+4,000 HP per turn)(protected from 5 attack)

[N]Expedition: 100% complete
Control Panel:
Elevator Switch: ON \-- OFF
AG-side Platform: REAL \-- FAKE
PG-side obstacles: OFF --/ ON
AG-side obstacles: OFF \-- ON
Emergency Legendary Weapon Evacuation Switch: -----/ EVACUATE
Expedition Team:
Companion rover(sped up)
[V]Void Guard: 40,000/40,000 HP, +5,000A (+1 attack shield/turn, maxes out at one)(attached to Companion Rover)

[PG]Timothy: 20,000/20,000 HP (builder)

[PG]Druidic Healer: 298,000/400,000 HP, +60,000A

[PG]Bobby the Epic Explorer: 211,000/300,000 HP, explores stuff really quickly!

[PG]Godmodder: 171/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Backup Tamagotchi loading in 1!)


Player info:

Spoiler

Captain.cat(1/5)(1 Boost Stone)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 4/???)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(27/100)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(22/20)(has Blindness x3 action ticket)(King of the Hill - x2 actions, takes x2 damage!)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Orb of Shielding, +2 shields to any entity)(has some Overpowering Poison)(3/--)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(3/6)
Hungry_Visitor(Overflow entities, +1 aggressive actions possible/turn)(5 actions in debt!)(1/???)
The_Two_Eternities(21/27)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(38/40)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(5/10)
[N+2]JoeBOB(Redagger, +2 attack deflector)(Cult of the Cube)(has nice bed)
Ranger_Strider_(4/15)
Daskter(has Claim ticket, redeemable Update 80, expires Update 82)(14/??)
Page of Time(5/10)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)(backup Small Rover)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
Pionoplayer(has Ornate Ring, Mirror)
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(1 Boost Stone)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards, paradox healing cards(3 left), absorbed Bad Luck, pocket Lightning Galeforce Hailstorm, pocket Difficult Bog)(6/12)
W32Coravint(Has machine-holding cube)(1/5)
RedRover1760(has memestone)(6/15)
Shibosho
[N]Srovy(Cult of the Cube)(6/??)
Crusher48(Has Bost stone)(has Tactician Soul in a Bottle)
Trifling Epithet(14/20)(Has Minor Enemy Healing Ticket, +30,000 HP to an enemy)
Dragon of Hope?!?(2/--)
Karpinsky(The Ettin: 8/20)
Voxel Architect(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses)(1 Boost Stone)(Kreknarite Sextet(3-6 only))

Player Inventory:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler, Soul Weaknesses and how to Find Them, Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Charge Stone x 5, Medkit x 3, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Booster (damage: 4/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Godmodder Damage Charge Booster(Boost stones remaining: 15)

 

[Daskter]

Well I don't have a counter really against the magic except, maybe I can do this atleast

Focused 3x: Shutting Down...

"Well I remember now, though I wonder how a Factory betrays me. Magical shit I guess, time to personally shut down my Factory"
I personally oversee the Factory AIs shut down and lock down every single systems.

The Factory systems all shut down ready to be restarted...
(if it did not require 3 actions to shut down, the rest goes to building Production Points)


Because why bloody not I send the Heavy AFV to recieve UM training.

Heh flooding, I order the Weather Spire to keep the Factory dry.

Production Points
14-9=5

The Flag-bearer arrives to raise morale among the AG army!
-60,000HP
-Increase Willpower/Determination/Loyalty, etc... (Hope Raiser), counters corruption/charm and other similar mind control when the entity still have their own will.
"Remember why we fight against the Godmodder! Do not let the Charmzard stray you away from this path"
-All AG Positive-HP Entities gain 1,000 HP Regeneration (I wouldn't want this affecting something like Growth for obvious reasons)

 

[pionoplayer]

Alright, everyone, meet up in the OOC thread, the Unsealed Charmzard is gonna SUCK, we need a plan.

That-Random-Guy we need you there, you're the one who's got a 40 post charge that, from what you've said in your posts, I'm guessing is aimed at the Charmzard's face in the most painful way possible.

/emergencynull

 

[Trifling Epithet]

1/ I steal the Godmodders battery out of the backup tamagotchi and try to use it to power my own charge instead.
2/ i SLAP the BAD GOD MAN
3/ Hmm... I summon "Screaming Bird", Which does nothing but deal low amounts of damage to everything on the field

 

[pionoplayer]

Actions 1&2:
The improbability drive clicks and whistles as it buzzes happily along, completely unaware of the horrible horrible things soon to happen on the battlefield.
4/10 for I Am A Helicopter

Action 3:
Piono sees that the Godmodder has a backup tamagotchi and twitches a little bit.
But then he sees epithet getting ready to steal the batteries out of it, and gets an idea.
"Hey Godmodder. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
Piono proceeds to make the most annoying sound in the world. So annoying that not even the Godmodder can tune it out.
He immediately rounds on Piono to make him stop. But Piono is nowhere to be seen.
The Godmodder hunts all over the battlefield before realizing where the sound is coming from.
Piono has been hiding on the Godmodder's head the entire time!
The godmodder quickly removes Piono and attempts to apply duct tape to his mouth, but fails as Piono pulls out a small item and slams it into his own chest, suddenly spazzing out and flipping miles away a la Gary's Mod physics glitches.
He continues making that noise all the way, causing the Godmodder to follow after him.

What's the point of this? Well, the Godmodder is too distracted by the most annoying sound in the world to stop Epithet from stealing his backup tamagotchi's batteries.

 

[EternalStruggle]

"Oh yeah, I remember now." ES said, looking into the Joint Tactical Network. "It converted on Unsealing, that actually makes sense. And also means that-" His eyes widened. "Wait, shit!"

1 Action - Emergency Shutdown

Pointing to the sky, he quickly called down a massive lightning bolt. With a moment of concentration, a spark jumped from his fingertip, landing in front of him. Immediately afterwards, this called down the thunder in a quite literal fashion, blinding flash followed by rumbling bang from quite literally nowhere. This bolt landed squarely on the Apex, but did not damage it. Instead, it shut it down quite fully, causing all the AIs to seal themselves in and go dormant, all systems to shut down and the repair drones that rely on its reactor to supply power going dead as well. With its tiny remaining reactor output, the inevitable landing is gentle thanks to the still in use anti-grav plates, but the Apex will be useless for the time being. No repair drones doing work, no new repair drones, no Resistance from gravitic deflectors. Of course, doing this so quickly will cause issues, it won't be nearly so simple to turn it back on again, but it solves the issue of the Apex turning immediately. So that's good.

2 Actions - Continuing Charge

5/8

The time of vengeance is almost at hand. He is prepared to launch a killing blow against the enemy.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

Focus!
Take these pianoplayer! all three of my actions for your charge!
I fiddle with the improbability drive to boost it up to 7/10.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Using the triple powers of telepathy, email, and teleporting around to whisper in peoples ears, I send this plan to all AG and neutral players on the field.

Current Turn

Firstly, someone really should warn the Peacekeepers. If there is such a thing as a way to multi-Perma-kill players, they're millions of damage are probably it.
Secondly, we should all make sure that our entities are all shut down, sleeping, or otherwise not in a position to quickly get up and attack.
Thirdly, any leftover actions should be used to either charge up our own attacks or help people with a really neat idea for their attack.
Fourthly, we need to make our decision about the Legendary Weapon on top of the mountain. The really important thing here is that it not be in the hands of a entity when the Charmzard occurs.

Next Turn
I think the sensible way to go about things is this: Firstly, everyone other than the person with my 40 charges does they're thing. I'm thinking 2 charges to whatever they're attack is, and 1 charge into creating a entity that's all HP and no attack as a stopgap. That should take out a good chunk of the Charmzard's HP, enough that the 40 charge attack should KO the guy. HOWEVER. That seems a little too easy, if you know what I mean. Its seems downright likely that the something will happen (maybe the Godmodder sacrificing HP to give the Charmzard a turn of invincibility) so please make sure to phrase your attack in a way where if it seems that it won't work, the actions will instead be banked.

Now. About the 40-charge attack. I think I shall hand it off to @pianoplayer once I add my final three charges to it. Something like this should have truly epic flavor text, and I believe pianoplayer can provide. However. There is a real possibility that this attack will turn out to be overkill. Since it would be deeply unfortunate to lose perhaps even 10 charges, the attack should include a clause about using leftover power to, for example, enforce a rule upon the hexagonfield that weakens all PG entities. Or something. Maybe just toss those into Project Spark.

 

[hungry visitor]

Have you truly repented - and if you have, what is it you want to do that requires you to not be Perma-AG? There is more to true repentance than being good until you can be bad again.

Click to shrink...

I don't know about truly being the way you want me to be right now, but I can tell you the reason. I considered joining the cult of Srovy, and he wants some neutral players to join. Since I want to stay in this cult I would not go N-2 again.

Mania could go through the rift right now, but that would mean, that she and Growth would abandon the poor Explosion Elemental. They wait a bit until the mighty voice, that thinks it is divine, shouts down and releases them from their bond or they might have to stay on the field until they die...

Another 3 actions relieve the debt.