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Your Choices Don't Matter
I add a cooling system to my zoo.
I attack the assassin x2
I attack the assassin x2
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Looking over at the mop bucket and the janitorial uniform I open up a tear in reality and drop the stuff into a pocket dimension so I can access the gear at a later date. I don't want to end up destroying the uniform and mop bucket if the strange machine proves dangerous after all.
Naturally asfoolishcurious as always I calmly walk over to the mysterious janitorial machine and start pressing all of the buttons on it rapidly. For better or for worse I'm going to learn what this odd janitorial machine does, hopefully this doesn't prove to be a horrible mistake.
Chains are delaying the Derailing of the Polar Express by one turn! An automatic machine cures one Bad Luck afflicted Player per turn! +10,000 HP to the Polar Express's negative health bar!
The Pitiful Shoggoth is already dead, so your attack is redirected towards the Polar Express! +12,000 HP! A pool of healing liquid appears at the derail point for the Polar Express, meaning the crash will heal instead of harm it! You also take away the chains delaying it, as they are no longer necessary.
The Polar Express goes "choo-choo!" and somehow, the tracks twist as such that they come at Simurgh twice, removing 2 of their attack shields! Wait - up ahead, is that a break in the - the Polar Express flies right off the tracks, straight into captain.cat's healing pool! Such a major derailment forces a TON of healing into the Polar Express's system! +100,000 HP to the Polar Express! You only have 2 turns left until the positive bar regenerates, but the negative bar looks a lot smaller with only 5 digits...
Suddenly, Ditto, previously copying the godmodder, copies EVERYTHING about the godmodder - his HP, his powers, and more importantly... HIS EVIL-NESS! There are now 2 godmodders: The main godmodder and the ditto-modder!
The godmodder nods approvingly. Now THIS is the kind of Pokemon he likes.
"Well I guess we know at least one function of this device, fun." I open up the pocket dimension and toss the truth serum machine into it. Reaching into through the tear I pull out the janitoral uniform.You have pocket(dimension)ed the Janitor Uniform and Mop Bucket! They won't be taken with you if you leave the quest (mostly due to them being useless outside of the quest).
As soon as you push the first button on the machine, a mechanical arm with a syringe pops out and injects you! You feel kinda... woozy...
...
Cloak: Hey... Player, you okay?
Cloak: You were on the floor mumbling for about a minute. I think that chemical was truth serum, because you were telling me some... weird stuff there.
You get up off the floor. Looking at the machine, the button you pressed first was the biggest one. A small screen has lit up, with the letters "90%". Maybe its the amount of that chemical left? And the other buttons could be configuration options, but you still don't know how they worked... maybe this could be useful!
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"DING!"
Evacucorp: Employees only:
"Surveillance" door(passcode-locked)
Employees-only downstairs:
Cloak
Entity vault hall entrance
Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has complete Entity Requisition Form, Mop bucket, Janitor uniform, truth serum machine)
Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler
Orb of Shielding(2 attack shields - free action)
"Well I guess we know at least one function of this device, fun." I open up the pocket dimension and toss the truth serum machine into it. Reaching into through the tear I pull out the janitoral uniform.
I quickly put the janitor uniform on, hopefully it'll prove to be an effective disguise in this place.
Moving out of the janitor closet I walk over to the Surveillance door, eyeing its lock. Clapping my hands conjure up a Mark Seven Apache Class Breaking Charge and clamp it to the exact center of the door. I input the exact measurements of the door and after backing away to a safe distance it activates, disintegrating the door and the door alone. I'm not one for collateral damage after all.
"Two weeks from now?" I shake my head. "That can't be right. My orders are to clean this room at this precise date, I recommend you check your information again." I calmly state. "My name is Rob and my number is 7690."You pocket-dimension the truth serum machine and "open" the surveillance door. As you do so, some sensors inlaid into the door frame are revealed. With the turn gone, they quickly turn from blue to red, and begin beeping.
Cloak: Great. Someone somewhere may or may not have been alerted.
Cloak: I honestly don't know. This place is an insane blend of neglect and efficiency.
Entering into the surveillance room (Cloak stays behind), you see a simple, almost empty room, with a large array of screens displaying about 50 different rooms, on the wall behind a large control panel, filled with switches and buttons. At the center of the panel is a small swivel chair, with a very, very large SURVEY-DRONE-MKIV sitting on it. And he's looking right at you.
Survey-Drone: JANITOR ENTRY. INQUIRY. ROOM CLEANING SCHEDULED IN: APPROXIMATELY 2 WEEKS.
Survey-Drone: STATE NAME. NUMBER. PURPOSE.
What do you say??
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Cloak has set up a little periscope-type device, and is watching from outside.
Surveillance room:
Many surveillance screens
Large control panel
Survey-Drone-MKIV: 500,000/500,000 HP (not attacking)
Employees-only downstairs:
Cloak
Entity vault hall entrance
Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has complete Entity Requisition Form, Mop bucket, Janitor uniform, truth serum machine)
Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler
Orb of Shielding(2 attack shields - free action)
A small girl in white clothes attempts to climb out of the crater. Her feet sink into the stone and leave small footprints. She falls back into the crater, leaving a dent in the ground.
With high effort she is able to get up, but sinks instantly into the ground. Her clothes morph into a white swimming suit. Bursting stone parts and she escapes swimming from the crater.
Black tears drop from her eyes, but they stop falling as soon they no longer touch her. The girl starts crying loudly.
Mania and Growth played together in the heavenly gardens. They laughed and traded the colorful berries they collected.
Mania and Growth made their homework together. Growth was good in languages and MCP, Mania was good in ESD and sport.
Mania and Growth hold hands and walk through the heavenly gardens. Their son has not decided his name yet and swirls in his gaseous form behind them.
Growth visits the museum for outdated energy-manipulators.
Nothingness.
Mania's tears which are actually small controlled singularities, travel through each other and reach extremely high speeds, until they impact into the Godmodder.
They impact him yesterday with extreme precision.
A black weightless humanoid dreams. A lucid dreamer.
His eyes see into the unsealed Darkshard, looking at the mirrored visage that looks back. The mirror cracks. A white crescent smile forms. The Dreamer laughs.
Growth took the energy-manipulator and used it.
(A burning garden and corpses surround the man. His eyes are widened and he looks around. A white crescent smile forms. The man laughs.)
The black humanoid cracks too. The sharp edges turn and as the perspective changes, a black giant tiger takes form and growls deeply.
A small remnant of Driver stays and looks at the things that happen on the battlefield.
The gaseous cloud feels scared.
The black tiger reminds him of something he wanted to delete from his mind.
Small flashbacks let him hum a small song.
After a long filler episode he finally got his mind back.
He now has decided on a name.
Freedom.
Two [Overflow] entities named Growth and Mania added. (from last rounds summoning)
[Overflow] gives me the ability to use an uncharged aggressive action per [Overflow] entity.
To balance this, the actions used this way will be taken from all the actions I take AFTER any [Overflow] entity dies.
- Growth has equal amounts of HP and Attack points.
- Mania has an Attack equal to a fourth of her HP, which are currently minor.
But she also inherited Initiator, who will heal her from inside, which gets Mania a growing Health and Attack.
Freedom is now the new main Char.
6 Attack shields shield now Growth and Mania (3 if I failed to pick up Starcalibur).
24/25
Can someone please donate 1 charge to me? i do not want to use charge stones
Also the Architect will upgrade the space laser again
1 Action: 6/24 -> 7/7. The ball glows green, and floats into the Second Scarlet Prince, rejuvenating him.
1 Action: A pulse of power flows into MooGoesCow21's charge, finishing it.
1 Action: "A beach ball, eh? Time for some volleyball!" I punch the beach ball right back at the Unsealed Darkshard.
FOCUS - RALLY
The Sealed Lightshard will stay Sealed throughout the battle. This, the man wills, and so it shall be. It is a suitable show of their utter supremacy over the Godmodder. Therefore, with an exertion of energy, he does something towards this end. The main source of damage to be undone are the two deep cuts of the Unsealed Darkshard. Its fearsome blade was potent, but nothing that could not be done. Growth of glass was spurred via psychic poking and pulling, forcing new white glass to sprout forth from the deep wounds, covering and healing the cuts, even filling in the internal gaps behind. Hidden or not, all would be restored.
This was of course mere triage, additional healing efforts would have to be implemented if they wanted to outheal the damage the Darkshard was doing. Still, this seemed to be a good first step. Reinvigorated by this healing of recent wounds, the Lightshard takes a combative stance once again, ready to fight, topping up this healing with a bit of further decreasing of the gap between its current and maximum HP.
Meanwhile, the man decides he wants to actually intervene properly, so sicks his attack battleship onto the Unsealed Darkshard. The platform rumbles up its tracks, inlaid into the side of the canyon, as the maintenance equipment retracts into the walls. Klaxons wail as power is diverted to weapons, engines and production, the energy shield at the top of the yard flickering off as the Apex stands ready. The engines whine in protest at the swift activation, and as soon as the platform has completed its ascent it takes off in a roar, anti-grav plates flaring as it flies up, circling around to present its broadside to the Darkshard. Weapons lock on target and prepare to fire, as the newly upgraded Repair Drones get to work on undoing the damage done by the heat of the area.
/seminull:
I point out that the Godmodder completely and utterly failed to do any blocking of the massive firestorm and volcano he was in the middle of, and as such should take damage from it.
1. Take another shield, Percival! I do as I say.
2. I throw some healing potions at the train! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH HEALING!
3. I turn back the dittomodder's personal time, forcing him back into ditto form. Uhhhhh..... A LITTLE HELP GUYS! PANIC! PANIC! KILL IT KILL IT WITH ACTUAL FIRE!!!!
Pike heal the Scarlet Prince, Percy shoot the Darkshard.
1. I decide to suddenly change characters into myself, and then toss out Lugia, who promptly uses Roar on Ditto, which, basing it off of Pokemon's logic, forces him off into a different pokemon
2/3: I begin to charge myself a charge! 2/20 Another pokemon
(Redirecting Workers... 1 charge to MooGoesCow21)
Completion at 9/25 (Chassis has been complete now constructing Main Armaments...)
Suggestion: Hitting that Mirror Beach Ball with a volleyball spike move.
Mirror Diet Coke Bottle... Shake it then pop it open at the Darkshard?
[1x] I create the essence of damaging the godmodder, using my memorys of doing so in the past to aid the accuracy.
[1x] I alchemize the essence of damaging the godmodder with the Charge booster.
Somno works on the generator some more. Frosty Knife-stabs the darkshard again. Chill out, man!
[1x] I Join the Cult, greet srovy, shake hands, and generally waste my action. instead, actionpower flows to somno the dreamer, who progresses his shield-generator progress even faster. maybe it'll even finish this round? if it does, I hope the protection extends to the other cult memebergs.
6/??
Using my first action I charge (Using the charge booster of course)
Using my second action I also charge, (Also using the charge booster) go figure huh?
Using my third and final action I search for potential cult members (Thought i wasn't going to put in more parenthesis HAH well think again)
Action 1: Noting that the dittomodder "copied EVERYTHING about the Godmodder", and that said everything includes legendary weapon possession, I attempt to figure out how a legendary weapon works when its power is split between two sources. Then, I drop a black hole between the two to mash them together and hopefully cause the legendary weapons to be destroyed because a legendary weapon is destroyed when it contacts its clone.
Action 2: I cast several mending spells on the Sealed Lightshard, healing it.
Action 3: I eat the fruit out of the fruit bowl.
Shibosho did a fist pump at the sight of the Polar Express being healed a significant amount a health which led it closer to its demise. However, at the sight of a goddamn ditto turning into a copy of the godmodder, Shibosho began sweating in fear and horror.
WHAT THE HELL!?
Okay, calm down.
A ditto even transformed only has the Godmodder's power but in the first place, there should only be one true godmodder. The Ditto should, if we went by the game be only to use the Godmodder's powers five times before it ran out of PP for its moves...Which it could likely bypass using the godmodder's powers...
Shibosho decided that he would be better off focusing his attention on the train and let others figure out what to do against the dittomodder.
With that thought, Shibosho moved in to continue his assault on the train.
1) Final Fantasy style magic wasn't cutting it. Shibosho needed to go bigger and badder. Yes, he knew exactly which game series to emulate. Tapping into his abilities, he called healing magic from none other than DISGAEA 5. "TERA HEAL!"
A magic circle appeared above the Polar Express and fired a beam of divine light shines down upon the rain the moment Shibosho cast the spell, a huge magic circle appearing beneath the train, following it despite its movement. A gently glow encompasses the train before fading to reveal a translucent image of a towering goddess with their handheld around the train as though reaching out to hug it. Without nary a word, the goddess began to do as their summoner had commanded, healing magic of an almost unrivalled calibre appearing just above the Polar Express in a glowing orb of pure healing magic.
With a gentle chime, the healing magic fell upon the train and healed it for much greater health than any final fantasy spell could ever hope to mimic. With the helaign complete, the goddess fades away back to where it came from leaving not a trace behind save of glowing feathers of light.
2) After casting that healing spell, Shibosho decided it was time to shift his attention to the current boss, the unsealed Darkshard. However, if he was going to fight, he was going to need a giant robot.
Shibosho began focusing his powers to summon the Super Robot that defined the genre for generations to come - MAZINGER!
3) YES! MAZINGER - Multi-dimensional Automaton Zillion Infinity Neural Generative Exterminate Reverter! Surely it would assist in the battle against the Godmodder! Shibosho doubled his efforts to strengthen his summon of the legendary super robot. If he was going to summon Mazinger, he was going to need to pour as much power into it for he planned on awakening and taking control of its ultimate form and power.
MAZINGER ZERO.
FOCUS - "I Reveal My Past Identity"
As the wise one who has stomped paradoxes under my foot (In my past life) I assist Ranger_Strider_ with turning back Ditto-Modder's personal time, since what do you expect, one action will somehow magically annihilate Ditto? Whatever, The Master of Time (Ham Life) shall halp this Time (still would lose to doctor... who? plz don't summon him. it will be very inconvenient (prepares inescapable time vortex trap...)) (ALSO SUPER PUN DETECTED. +1 damage to GodModder for that one) FOR HAM!
ALLL THE HAMMMMM!!!!
HAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAM!!!!
HamTOPIA!!!
HAM LOGIC!!!
See? Boosted by really long totally 100% awesome HAM!!! LOGICCCCC!!!
"I, Master of Time, The One who slayed the Time Annihilator with his own food (time), and the one who will probably maybe possible probably maybe possibly might of created Doctor Who?, I, who managed to completely annihilate every single galaxy in a universe (empty, obviously) in seconds, who completely managed to throw a book to defeat Frisk by planting a book in the ground that Frisk tripped over and fell into a paradox, who completely hammed everything, shall assist the lowly time newbie. By making sure Godmodder (Or Ditto-Modder) doesn't completely screw everything up (again)"
I make ditto travel back in time, nullifying that pesky anti-time device since well... yeah. I can do that, Time and Space, are related after all. Therefore, the time traveling nullifer freezes Godmodder in space. aka infinite stasis that Godmodder can't do anything in, I also CAST TIMESTORM making it impossible to predict the future.
I save also.
PS: I may of possibly messed up save points. Too bad.
PPS: Actually, they don't even exist. I never saved with a save point (except with I annihilated Frisk [And therefore also Chara, and a completely unrelated non-player "gamer" that was with frisk for some reason] by Time Paradoxes, The bill comes due. ALWAYS! For everyone but me, of course, I make sure there is never a bill or let some pesky heroes pay it for me, Thanks Future Doctor Strange!). Including the Godmodder, So now, Godmodder is somehow unable to be saved from stuff by others.... somehow, Forget about it, I'll watch nyan cat for a few hours (Later, of course, if you ask for a date its in a few millennium). Yeah, take that.
PPPS: "Anyway, this cake is great."
Final Thought: "I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone."
Final Thought PS: "I'm Glad I'm not you"
Final Thought PPS: Because I'M BATMAN (Actually, BECAUSE I'M Master of Time, Not Batman, I'd beat him in a fight. Probably.)
"I am the master... of time............ (*ancient voice*)"
Looking over the field of battle I see many problems and enemies to combat but too little time and too few actions to combat them. '*Sigh* Well at this time the best thing to do is to try and finish off the Polar express this turn. I'll deal with the boss afterwards. I really hope the Ditto will change soon otherwise this is going to suck.'
Focus Action - "MeetRob the Medic"
Closing my eyes I focus my energy into this single wish. 'I wish for the Medi-gun from Team Fortress 2.'
-Meanwhile at Badwater Basin in 20??-
As the Medic and Heavy advanced onto the field the Medic saw wheeling at a frantic pace was the Demoman as rockets screeched past him, The Demoman with his one good eye spotted the German doctor and yelled out. "MEDIC!" moments before a BLU rocket exploded right behind the crippled Demoman propelling him through the air into a face plant with the ground.
Nudging his glasses into place the Medic flicked the switch of his Medi-gun and aim it in the general direction of the fallen comrade and with a pull of the trigger a Red beam emerged from the barrel of the gun quickly coming into contact with the Demoman.
The Effects of the Beam were almost instant, Within 5 seconds the Demoman throw off the arm brace and was ready to start fighting again. The Medic then Noticed the Prone from of the Scout laying on his back with perhaps a dozen broken bones and a missing tooth. The Medic quickly turn his Medi Gun to the Scout and pressed the trigger sending another beam towards the Scout quickly revitalizing him and causing a new tooth to pop into place of the missing one. Within Moments the Scout was rushing back towards the oncoming BLU Army.
Looking ahead he saw that Heavy had taken cover behind a truck and ahead of him was hundreds of BLU Soldiers firing a barrage of rockets.
The Heavy turns to look at him. "Doctor! Are you sure this will work?" Taking aim the Medic replied. "Haha, I have no idea!" with that the Medic flipped the switch for the Ubercharge and his backpack roared to life, wasting little time the Heavy turned from the Doctor and roared out leaping from cover. The Medic fired the Medi-gun and the beam of energy quickly rushed towards the Heavy. Suddenly the German doctor felt something odd. He felt as though he had became much lighter. 'Vas?' Looking down towards his hands he realized his Medi-gun as missing 'VAS?!' Quickly patting his back he felt that the backpack component of it was gone as well. "VAS!?' The Medic yelled out in shock and horror. Looking back around he had just enough time to see the Heavy take a rocket right to the face turning him into a dozen meaty pieces that showered the ground. "NEIN!" The Doctor screamed out and out of the bloody mist emerged the horde of on rushing BLU Soldiers still firing their rockets which most of which were now heading towards him. "SCHEISSE!" was the Medics last words.
-Meanwhile back at the HEXAGONAFIELD-
Suddenly in a red flash of light the Medi-Gun was in my hands. 'Hey it work and it has an Ubercharge ready to go! I'll save that for later.' I flip off the switch for the Ubercharge saving it for later, I then take aim at the oncoming Polar Express and pull the trigger sending a beam of red light towards it, the Beam immediately connects with the train and it quickly starts healing the Polar Express's Negative Health bar.
Actions 1, 2 & 3
The improbability drive clicks and whirs, and finally dings, showing a little light with a skull and crossbones on it.
5/5 for Spooks
One thing happens, and I think all I need to do to explain it is post this video:
This absolute abomination of a "song" plays across the battlefield as a swarm of dootskulls flies down from the sky, ready to enact their rage upon all who they see.
DOOT DOOT MOTHERGORILLAS
Summon:
Doot storm: this is a mostly standard entity, except it is a swarm made up entirely of 1 hit point monsters.
It belongs to Daskter.
A brand new raffle will be starting in the OOC thread shortly.
5/5 The thing finally forms!
If Lil Titan Cat can act he slams the Polar Express.
Damien finally lands.
Well I'm here.
Oh hi.
Maddison and Damien quickly FOCUS! on the Unsealed Darkshard and use the power of Teknologe to blow up the Unsealed Darkshard.