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Defeat The Godmodder

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"I can get anything?"

*looks at armoured hands*

*Caliburn, the sword of Assured Victory, appears in them*

"This is so bullshit..."
 
"What would you sing to little green men?" I yell back. Then I turn to the bacon Lady Beiber. "And stop ruining my flow!"

"Is it too late to say I'm sorry Alejandro?" They sing back.
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The army men get a sudden fire in their eyes! It's the fire of PURE INSPIRATION AND GOODNESS! With the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, they manage to break free of their mind control helmets! ...Very temporarily! But they use what little time they have well! They aim their weapons at the Power Jammer Jammer, and fire, fire, and fire again! 4000 damage to the Power Jammer Jammer!
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"It worked!" I yell as the song starts having an effect. Then I lift up my guitar. "One last song!"



Like the musician in the video, he blasts off the mind control helmets with the lazer from his guitar.

OOC: I'm sorry, I literally had to do it. He's literally using rock and roll and lazersto break mind control. I promise I'm gonna smash the guitar after this.
 
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I summon 100 Knives with a sharpness enchantment and fling them at the gravitational field so that they shot back at the Godmodder blade first each one going to hit a body part
 
"Oh Thank whoever it fucking stopped." I sigh in relive that the monster is now not singing ' I wish for a giant bounder to fall on top on the Power Jammer Jammer.' Suddenly a 45 ton black Bullet with a mouth and razor teeth falls from the sky heading right towards the Power Jammer Jammer. I stare at it for a moment. "Not quite what I asked for but that works." I then pick up the M14 Rifle that had been discarded at I fire at the Power Jammer Jammer.
 
"9 turns away? I don't think so!" I call out, before pulling a children's playing card out of my pocket. "Go, Time Wizard!" The card turned into a red clock being wearing clothes and a staff.



"Go Time warp!" The Time Wizard ages the obelisk rapidly, until the 9 turns pass in an instant.
 
HybridUnity said:
"Isn't there a 50/50 Chance of that failing or something"
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"Damn it man! I was hoping that the Godmodder was unaware of the intricacies a children's card game!" I yell out loud.

"Fine, if you're gonna be like that. Felix Felicis!" I call out, as the potion from Harry Potter appears in my hand, and down it. "Ugh, no one's stats should be modified that often in a row. Still, I'm gonna be lucky for about 2 to 3 hours."

OOC: And that's 3 actions.
 
OOC: Wonderful, another 'Defeat/Destroy/whatever the Godmodder' thread, can't wait to join this one. :)

Just wondering before I officially join but can I do my three actions in one post Moniker or must I make three separate posts each turn to maximize what I can do?
 
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HybridUnity said:
OOC:You can do either but no double or triple posting
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OOC: Ah, thank you.

A flash of light springs into being and faded immediately as I appear, a devious smile plastered across my face.

With a clap I cast a spell of protection for my next actions, protecting them from mind control and other such underhanded tactics others might attempt to undermine my actions.

Another clap and ten techmarines, superhuman warriors with advanced power armor and weaponry as well as having the skills and the tools needed to build and repair stuff appear, loyal to me and me alone.

With a whistle my final act is preformed, a portal begins to form into existence, a couple of turns out from completion yes but once finished forming will allow me to yank something both useful and familiar here under my control.

OOC: I'll be Neutral if you all don't mind.
 
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    • Archon of Ghosts said:
    *Swings Caliburn at the Godmodder*
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    You think you can swing the sword of assured victory at the godmodder just once!? WRONG! The godmodder pulls out Nrubilac, the sword of turning assured victory into assured defeat! An epic duel ensues - one in which you are utterly defeated, and Caliburn snaps in two! It was a really epic fight, though.

    MooGoesCow21 said:
    OOC: please help me defend the obelisk. I summon a force field around the obelisk
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    Another force field is surrounding the obelisk! 2 attacks protected against!

    Hex123 said:
    I make a gun the shoots entropy and fire it a the godmodder
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    The godmodder gains 10% randomness!

    HybridUnity said:
    I summon a gravitational field around the obelisk that shoots anything that comes at it back the way it came at 100 times it's speed"You're welcome"
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    Gravitational field summoned! It acts as a special type of attack shield that only partially blocks attacks, but hurts the attackers too!

    CoreBrute said:
    "What would you sing to little green men?" I yell back. Then I turn to the bacon Lady Beiber. "And stop ruining my flow!"

    "Is it too late to say I'm sorry Alejandro?" They sing back.

    "It worked!" I yell as the song starts having an effect. Then I lift up my guitar. "One last song!"



    Like the musician in the video, he blasts off the mind control helmets with the lazer from his guitar.

    OOC: I'm sorry, I literally had to do it. He's literally using rock and roll and lazersto break mind control. I promise I'm gonna smash the guitar after this.
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    The fire rekindles in their eyes once again! THE FIRE OF INSPIRATION! They all attack the Power Jammer Jammer, destroying it FOR GOOD! The Power Jammer Jammer Jammer and Power Jammer Jammer Jammer Jammer subsequently self-destruct, as they are now useless!

    Congratulations! The army men are on your side again... but only as long as you can keep the Power Jammer alive. The godmodder will probably come for it again. You'll need to take care of the helmets to make them permanently yours.

    HybridUnity said:
    I summon 100 Knives with a sharpness enchantment and fling them at the gravitational field so that they shot back at the Godmodder blade first each one going to hit a body part
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    These knives get buffed with rocket boosters and entropy! It's a godmodder's worst nightmare! ROCKET RANDOM KNIVES! He spreads his arms wide, taking them right to the face, converting it all into Entropy damage to avoid taking HP damage! It's a massive +45% randomness! The godmodder's getting a lot of entropy here...

    Captain.Cat said:
    "Oh Thank whoever it fucking stopped." I sigh in relive that the monster is now not singing ' I wish for a giant bounder to fall on top on the Power Jammer Jammer.' Suddenly a 45 ton black Bullet with a mouth and razor teeth falls from the sky heading right towards the Power Jammer Jammer. I stare at it for a moment. "Not quite what I asked for but that works." I then pick up the M14 Rifle that had been discarded at I fire at the Power Jammer Jammer.
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    The Power Jammer Jammer is already destroyed! Your attack gets redirected towards the godmodder, who puts on a bulletproof vest and blocks it all!

    MooGoesCow21 said:
    I summon a generator that recharges the force field quickly
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    Force field generator added! It'll start generating forcefield power around the Obelisk!

    HybridUnity said:
    I smile slightly as I use my last action to create a chain and shackles that keep the Godmodder in the same place for a single turn
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    Shackles appear! This coming turn, the godmodder will be held in place, and extra vulnerable to being attacked!

    MooGoesCow21 said:
    I summon a physical wall around the obelisk
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    A small wall appears the obelisk, acting as a bodyguard of sorts!

    CoreBrute said:
    "9 turns away? I don't think so!" I call out, before pulling a children's playing card out of my pocket. "Go, Time Wizard!" The card turned into a red clock being wearing clothes and a staff.



    "Go Time warp!" The Time Wizard ages the obelisk rapidly, until the 9 turns pass in an instant.
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    Unfortunately, the Time Wizard is only strong enough to increase time locally on the Obelisk, knocking 1 turn off the summon timer!

    ...Except that's actually definitely for the better! If you passed 9 turns instantly, think about it... the players wouldn't be able to act, but the godmodder could! That would be REALLY BAD.

    CoreBrute said:
    "Damn it man! I was hoping that the Godmodder was unaware of the intricacies a children's card game!" I yell out loud.

    "Fine, if you're gonna be like that. Felix Felicis!" I call out, as the potion from Harry Potter appears in my hand, and down it. "Ugh, no one's stats should be modified that often in a row. Still, I'm gonna be lucky for about 2 to 3 hours."

    OOC: And that's 3 actions.
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    You get lucky! This luck will last until you expend it on something! Of course, that's going to be tough, since every good godmodder knows luck is fake.

    CaptainNZZZ said:
    OOC: Wonderful, another 'Defeat the Godmodder' thread, can't wait to join this one. :)

    Just wondering before I officially join but can I do my three actions in one post Moniker or must I make three separate posts each turn to maximize what I can do?
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    Welcome, CaptainNZZZ! A basic rundown of posting rules/etiquette:
    1: You can do as many actions as you want in one post, but you'll be spreading yourself thin, and each action will be less effective. Doing more than 2 actions in a post will make each individual action have a high likelihood of failure or be very ineffective.
    2: Making three separate posts with one good action each is the most efficient way.
    3: If you can't or don't want to make three posts a turn, you can "FOCUS" on an action, giving it about x2.5 power. If you do that, though, that action is the only one you get for the entire turn! This is a mechanic I've just added n- you've just DISCOVERED now!

    CaptainNZZZ said:
    OOC: Ah, thank you.

    A flash of light springs into being and faded immediately as I appear, a devious smile plastered across my face.

    With a clap I cast a spell of protection for the upcoming summons, protecting them from mind control and other such underhanded tactics others might attempt to undermine my actions.

    Another clap and ten techmarines, superhuman warriors with advanced power armor and weaponry as well as having the skills and the tools needed to build and repair stuff appear, loyal to me and me alone.

    With a whistle my final act is preformed, a portal begins to form into existence, a couple of turns out from completion yes but once finished forming will allow me to yank something both useful and familiar here under my control.

    OOC: I'll be Neutral if you all don't mind. :p
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    You unfortunately only manage to protect your own summon from mind control! Which is fine, really. The godmodder doesn't need mind-control. Techmarines summoned!

    Neutral is fine. Neutral players keep a grey name in the playerlist. Just keep in mind, if you impede the other players, they won't be stopped from destroying your minions. You have neither the godmodder nor strength in numbers to protect you.


    AG:

    With no PG entities around, Cloak takes the time to give you some advice!

    Cloak: Listen. I won't be around much longer, so you have to remember: Whenever it looks like you have the upper hand, that's when the godmodder is strongest. Especially now. He's probably about to do something big.

    The newly-aligned AG army men fire their tiny guns at the godmodder! To no effect! There's no way they'll be able to damage him without a player's help, they're just too generic!

    The HQ finishes calling in reinforcements! You get 10 new riflemen, a new machine gunner, an engineer, and a scientist! Also, it looks like captaincat will need to give them orders in order to get them to do stuff. The godmodder's telepathic autostrategycommand is no longer assisting them with their tactics.

    N:

    The techmarines don't have any orders. They don't want to earn the ire of either side without their creator's permission.

    PG:

    The godmodder finishes his Tornado Twister attack! A giant Tornado appears, sucking up Cloak, and taking him far, far away. He spins around a lot in the tornado, and it's really very undignified! Probably why the godmodder chose a tornado attack. Cloak has been removed from the battlefield. You don't know when you'll see him again... you kind of wish you had taken the time to ask him some questions about where exactly you are.


    Things are looking really good right about now! The godmodder doesn't have anyone left serving him, AND he's shackled and vulnerable! Now's a great chance to go on the offense!


    THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

    [AG - captain.cat]Power Jammer: 9340/10000 HP (trying to counteract Army men mind control)

    [AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 7!)(protected from 2 attacks)(grav-field protected)
    Forcefield generator: 2000/2000 HP(generates forcefield in 1!)
    Wall: 3000/3000 HP(bodyguarding Obelisk!)

    [AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]Ms. Fortune: 7000/7000 HP, 1000A

    [AG - captain.cat]Army men(620 total attack):
    Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 28, 15x28A
    Machine gunners: 20/20 HP x 4, 50x4A
    Engineers: 10/10 HP x 6, constructing Refinery(will complete in 1!)
    Scientists: 10/10 HP x 3, researching improved machine gunners(will complete in 1!)
    HQ: 2000/2000 HP
    Refinery: 1500/1500 HP(producing 200 plastic per turn!)
    Possesses 1300 plastic

    [N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A

    [PG]Godmodder: 294/300 HP (55% random)(shackled in place! Vulnerable this turn!)


    Player list:
    Captain.cat
    Orange
    HybridUnity
    Hex123(Shielded!)
    Corebrute(Lucky!)
    MooGoesCow21
    Eevee Shadow Bacon
    Archon of Ghosts
    CaptainNZZZ(Summoning from portal...)
     
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