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Defeat The Godmodder

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"Tome of Retraining!" I yell, looking at the book from Warcraft. I felt the intelligence from the Mentats move into Charisma. Suddenly, a far more attractive Duo holds his hand out.

"Guitar. Electric." He calls as said instrument appears in his hand. "Got the drugs, now time to go full rock and roll." He jumps on top of the obelisk, and strums his guitar.

"This one goes out to my little green men. Fighting for the man, for reasons you don't even know. Enslaved by the machine!" His voice booms across the hold.

"I want you to know one thing!" And then he starts playing the song he's sure will help break them out of the mind control.

"You got a friend in me! You got a friend in me!"
 
"Son of a Bi.. Gun" switching out the last word for a non curse i think 'This going to become very annoying... I wish for the Steel Beams to lunch the Radiator at the Power Jammer Jammer and for something annoying and distracting to get the Godmodder attention' Suddenly Justin Bieber with lady Gaga's head conjoined at the neck and wearing a Bacon bikini appears right next to the Godmodder and they both start singing at the seem time, The Beams then lunch the Giant Radiator at the Power Jammer Jammer.
 
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HybridUnity said:
"Oh god almighty"I say tuning out the song"Maybe I'll make his vocal cords disappear next round"
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"You know you love it!" He says in a natural break in the song.
Captain.Cat said:
"Son of a Bi.. Gun" switching out the last word for a non curse i think 'This going to become very annoying... I wish for the Steel Beams to lunch the Radiator at the Power Jammer Jammer and for something annoying and distracting to get the Godmodder attention' Suddenly Justin Bieber with lady Gaga's head conjoined at the neck appear right next to the Power gamer and they both start singing at the seem time, The Beams then lunch the Giant Radiator at the Power Jammer Jammer.
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Ooc: who you calling a power gamer?
 
I stare in horror at the Lady Bieber in bacon bikini "I said annoying and distracting... but not this... What have I done." I say in a shellshock tone of voice.
 
"Well me and two others were summoned here and others have been popping in since"I say sounding bored"We've been given the ability to summon anything we want but one of the summoned managed to piss of a god and now we're fighting him"
 
"Yeah what Hex said"I say"'She is just an unstoppable force of fire and I've created a voodoo doll of the Godmodder to hurt him"I say with a quick thrust into the kidney"So just do whatever but he adapts"
 
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    • Hex123 said:
    I make a Power Jammer Jammer Jammer
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    You create the Power Jammer Jammer Jammer, and turn it on! For a moment, the Power Jammer Jammer is jammed... but then it stops! You see something sticking out of the godmodder's pocket... a POWER JAMMER JAMMER JAMMER JAMMER?

    Both of them have appeared on the field! Destroy the godmodder's version to jam the Power Jammer Jammer and let the original power Jammer start working!

    HybridUnity said:
    I create a pin and stab repeatedly into the dolls brain,heart,lungs,live,spine and kidneys
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    Quick tip HybridUnity, you can make three action posts per turn, but double or triple posting isn't allowed - you should wait for someone else to post first. Also, you don't need to spend three posts on prep work - it would have been to combine all three of your posts into post.

    At any rate, the godmodder pulls out a voodoo doll of you, and starts manipulating it. Your arm hurls the pin-filled voodoo doll you made into a nearby trash can, seemingly of its own volition! Voodoo dolls aren't real, silly!

    MooGoesCow21 said:
    I summon a Obelisk that will summon a super unit if it survives 10 turns
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    Obelisk summoned! Good luck with this one, in a rapidly changing battlefield as this, who knows how long the obelisk will survive? If you gave it some extra reinforcement, it would have a better chance...

    Hex123 said:
    I make a adaptable force-field around myself
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    You are shielded!

    Eevee shadow bacon said:
    Awakening in a tree, I look at the right and say, " Really, another one?" before hopping down and preparing for battle.
    I gather the reality altering power within me and summon Me. Fortune.
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    Welcome, Eevee shadow bacon! Fortune (you?) has appeared on the battlefield!

    CoreBrute said:
    "Tome of Retraining!" I yell, looking at the book from Warcraft. I felt the intelligence from the Mentats move into Charisma. Suddenly, a far more attractive Duo holds his hand out.

    "Guitar. Electric." He calls as said instrument appears in his hand. "Got the drugs, now time to go full rock and roll." He jumps on top of the obelisk, and strums his guitar.

    "This one goes out to my little green men. Fighting for the man, for reasons you don't even know. Enslaved by the machine!" His voice booms across the hold.

    "I want you to know one thing!" And then he starts playing the song he's sure will help break them out of the mind control.

    "You got a friend in me! You got a friend in me!"
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    The army men get a sudden fire in their eyes! It's the fire of PURE INSPIRATION AND GOODNESS! With the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, they manage to break free of their mind control helmets! ...Very temporarily! But they use what little time they have well! They aim their weapons at the Power Jammer Jammer, and fire, fire, and fire again! 4000 damage to the Power Jammer Jammer!

    Captain.Cat said:
    "Son of a Bi.. Gun" switching out the last word for a non curse i think 'This going to become very annoying... I wish for the Steel Beams to lunch the Radiator at the Power Jammer Jammer and for something annoying and distracting to get the Godmodder attention' Suddenly Justin Bieber with lady Gaga's head conjoined at the neck appear right next to the Power gamer and they both start singing at the seem time, The Beams then lunch the Giant Radiator at the Power Jammer Jammer.
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    The godmodder beats the weird pop culture abomination in a sing-off easily! However, your attack manages to deal 2000 damage to the Power Jammer Jammer!

    Archon of Ghosts said:
    "What are you doing? What's going on?"

    *he looks around confused*
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    Welcome! In this game, you've got to destroy the godmodder! You can do this by either attacking the godmodder directly (with your attack having a fair chance of being blocked) or by trying to destroy the godmodder's minions!

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    AG:

    Cloak holds his hands together, and summons a shield around the Obelisk, protecting it from 1 attack! Cloak is the only AG entity who can do much right now, though.

    PG:

    The godmodder continues charging his tornado twister attack! He'll be done next turn!

    The mind-controlled army units continue attacking the Power Jammer for another 330 damage! The engineers finish building their refinery, and start building a barracks! The scientists finish their research, and improve all the riflemen's stats by 1.5!

    Yeah, you'd better do something about this army or you're gonna have problems.


    THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

    [AG?]Cloak

    [AG - captain.cat]Power Jammer: 9340/10000 HP (trying to counteract Army men mind control)

    [AG - hex123]Power Jammer Jammer Jammer: 5000/5000 HP(trying to counteract Power Jammer Jammer)

    [AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 9!)(protected from 1 attack)

    [AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]Fortune: 7000/7000 HP

    [AG - captain.cat]Army men(420 total attack):
    Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 18, 15x18A
    Machine gunners: 20/20 HP x 3, 50x3A
    Engineers: 10/10 HP x 5, constructing Refinery(will complete in 2!)
    Scientists: 10/10 HP x 2, researching improved machine gunners(will complete in 2!)
    HQ: 2000/2000 HP(calling reinforcements - will succeed in 1!)
    Refinery: 1500/1500 HP(producing 200 plastic per turn!)
    Possesses 1100 plastic!

    [PG]Power Jammer Jammer: 1000/10000 HP (countering Power Jammer)

    [PG]Power Jammer Jammer Jammer Jammer: 5000/5000 HP(countering Power Jammer Jammer Jammer)

    [PG]Godmodder: 294/300 HP (1 until TORNADO TWISTER attack)


    Player list:
    Captain.cat
    Orange
    HybridUnity
    Hex123(Shielded!)
    Corebrute
    MooGoesCow21
    Eevee Shadow Bacon
    Archon of Ghosts
     
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