Paradoxdragonpaci
Schrödinger’s Dragon
(x3)I heal up captain.cat and TRG with the powers of some healing balm and bandages. Also, a moderate amount of cheesecake.
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Defeat The Godmodder
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The bullet is powerful enough to have only peirced through the Nintendo switch and fly away
I fricking chase after it because it has part of my soul
Cheaching mcCheaterface just no sold it
Whatever
I catch it and consume the bullet
Then i just cuss out the godmodder
For he is just plain bullshit
I really don't feel so good
(Sick irl, it sucks)
Wait i got an idea
I cough on to my hands and hit him
So i gain extra poison damage lol
Is a joke
Hopefully he'll be disgusted
I fricking chase after it because it has part of my soul
Cheaching mcCheaterface just no sold it
Whatever
I catch it and consume the bullet
Then i just cuss out the godmodder
For he is just plain bullshit
I really don't feel so good
(Sick irl, it sucks)
Wait i got an idea
I cough on to my hands and hit him
So i gain extra poison damage lol
Is a joke
Hopefully he'll be disgusted
I look at the Yore Warrior. I look at my food weapons. I look at the cleric, I look at my status effect weapons.
I look at the leprechaun, I look at my abysmally abnormal luck.
"Well, I believe this will go sideways reeeeaaal fast."
Though, I should probably focus on the cleric.
Objective on hand, I Initiate my action.
FOCUS: I call for help
with three actions, I first tear open a hole in reality, state into the void below, and call for help.
It is not immediate, but in my body, emerges an upside down white heart. A power starts to swell inside the monster heart as it begins to turn, pointing its pointy end down, and emitting a pale blue light. Then, one half changes to a bright and joyful orange.
Both pause their gathering of power, and sound a BEAT.
"Hey, there buddy, you seem like your in a bit of a pickle there
"OF COURSE THEY ARE SANS, THAT IS WHT THEY REQUESTED THE ASSISTANCE OF ONE SUCH AS MYSELF"
"Well then, you could say that this guy is in a ton of trouble. A skele-TON"
Everybody pauses just long enough to facepalm.
".....UUUUUUGGHHHHH"
"hahahaha, that joke never gets old"
then, the heart's beating pauses as the blue side turns darker.
"This guy , eh"
"UMM, SANS, WHO ARE YOU----"
The godmodder smirks at me.
then, the bright orange becomes darker.
"... seems we have to get serious, right brother?"
"right. Hey buddy, we'll help you out. That guy's got sins crawling all over him"
I would attack if i could, but i'm too tired from summoning the two to assist me. (they are not entities, just plot devices to help in next attacks.)
I look at the leprechaun, I look at my abysmally abnormal luck.
"Well, I believe this will go sideways reeeeaaal fast."
Though, I should probably focus on the cleric.
Objective on hand, I Initiate my action.
FOCUS: I call for help
with three actions, I first tear open a hole in reality, state into the void below, and call for help.
It is not immediate, but in my body, emerges an upside down white heart. A power starts to swell inside the monster heart as it begins to turn, pointing its pointy end down, and emitting a pale blue light. Then, one half changes to a bright and joyful orange.
Both pause their gathering of power, and sound a BEAT.
"Hey, there buddy, you seem like your in a bit of a pickle there
"OF COURSE THEY ARE SANS, THAT IS WHT THEY REQUESTED THE ASSISTANCE OF ONE SUCH AS MYSELF"
"Well then, you could say that this guy is in a ton of trouble. A skele-TON"
Everybody pauses just long enough to facepalm.
".....UUUUUUGGHHHHH"
"hahahaha, that joke never gets old"
then, the heart's beating pauses as the blue side turns darker.
"This guy , eh"
"UMM, SANS, WHO ARE YOU----"
The godmodder smirks at me.
then, the bright orange becomes darker.
"... seems we have to get serious, right brother?"
"right. Hey buddy, we'll help you out. That guy's got sins crawling all over him"
I would attack if i could, but i'm too tired from summoning the two to assist me. (they are not entities, just plot devices to help in next attacks.)
pionoplayer
The Destroyer
Action 1:
I wander into the forest in the pain zone, my farms desolate, and look up around me. OF COURSE! I can use the trees that are already here as crops!
I begin trying to grow a tree farm and the locusts promptly consume the entire forest, clearing the path to the pain pills.
Actions 2 and 3:
I grab the Resolute Heart Cleric and stuff her into the internet. This gives her cancer, which according to another highly reviewed game about the dangers of ingesting too much thyme, is equivalent to Badly Poisoned intensity 20, increasing in intensity each round.
I wander into the forest in the pain zone, my farms desolate, and look up around me. OF COURSE! I can use the trees that are already here as crops!
I begin trying to grow a tree farm and the locusts promptly consume the entire forest, clearing the path to the pain pills.
Actions 2 and 3:
I grab the Resolute Heart Cleric and stuff her into the internet. This gives her cancer, which according to another highly reviewed game about the dangers of ingesting too much thyme, is equivalent to Badly Poisoned intensity 20, increasing in intensity each round.
3x: The man in MTF uniform throws the Resolute Heart Cleric into the open case of a grandfather clock, and then slams it behind her.
Looking inside, he sees that the Resolute Heart Cleric is getting chilly, and starting to slow down... but why?
Oh, great. A pun-based attack. She's frozen... She's in time (metaphorically)... therefore SHE'S FROZEN IN TIME!
Looking inside, he sees that the Resolute Heart Cleric is getting chilly, and starting to slow down... but why?
Oh, great. A pun-based attack. She's frozen... She's in time (metaphorically)... therefore SHE'S FROZEN IN TIME!
So now I'm in the Pain Zone and my long term survival relies on eating this hidden Pain Pill. Searching through a forest as the pain keeps intensifying. How fun!
So the pain effect is due to this purple fog that works to blot out life and other critical elements like light. Everything around me is undoubtedly now imbued with this purple fog and its effect as time passes.
Given this fact, I assemble a variety of sensors and begin analyzing the fog. Its readings, its compositions, its unique signature. Crafting a perfect counter with this data would no doubt be nigh impossible given the potency of this purple fog. Fortunately, that isn't my goal.
Rooting around in the forest is not an effect manner to find the Pain Pill. Too slow and too inaccurate in my opinion. Instead, I have technology. With all the necessary readings to identify the purple fog and its influence, the scanner I just summoned is tuned to ignore those readings. Instead of scanning for the Pain Pill directly, I'll simply scan for what doesn't match my previous scans.
Now, let the Great Pain Pill Hunt begin! (x2)
To aid those trapped in the Shield Zone, I apply a needle. Since they're trapped in a green bubble, looking the bubble will be super effective.
The fact the needle has neutron star density and is moving at hypersonic speeds probably also contributes something. (x1)
So the pain effect is due to this purple fog that works to blot out life and other critical elements like light. Everything around me is undoubtedly now imbued with this purple fog and its effect as time passes.
Given this fact, I assemble a variety of sensors and begin analyzing the fog. Its readings, its compositions, its unique signature. Crafting a perfect counter with this data would no doubt be nigh impossible given the potency of this purple fog. Fortunately, that isn't my goal.
Rooting around in the forest is not an effect manner to find the Pain Pill. Too slow and too inaccurate in my opinion. Instead, I have technology. With all the necessary readings to identify the purple fog and its influence, the scanner I just summoned is tuned to ignore those readings. Instead of scanning for the Pain Pill directly, I'll simply scan for what doesn't match my previous scans.
Now, let the Great Pain Pill Hunt begin! (x2)
To aid those trapped in the Shield Zone, I apply a needle. Since they're trapped in a green bubble, looking the bubble will be super effective.
The fact the needle has neutron star density and is moving at hypersonic speeds probably also contributes something. (x1)
Waking up from a blow to the head I look around and realize that a turn had passed by while I was out cold. 'Fucking Hell!' I curse to myself as I sit up. Just then a wave of pain comes over me and I instantly lay back down griping my head. 'Fuck! What is it with blows to the head?!' I think to myself as I wait a moment for the pain to subside.
After a few more moments the pain dulls and I am able to think more clearly. Bringing down my hand I see that it is covered in blood. 'Okay so I probably still have a bleeding head wound, Great. I'll need to patch that up.' I think to myself. Slowly reaching for a medical patch on my belt I pull out a couple of items. With the Help of Paradoxdragonpaci I start patching myself up. First I bring out a bottle of sterilize water which I use to wash the wound of blood, possible dirt and foreign bodies, wincing in pain as I do so. Next I get out a clean dressing and a apply it over the injury which will stem the bleeding and then I place a bandage over the dressing and wrap it around my head so it will keep the dressing in place. (1 CP to heal.)
After finishing with that I try standing up and while still feeling wobbly I am able to do so without to much pain. 'Okay so what happen since I was out?' I looking around I see that the shield zone is up blocking some of us from being able to attack John Smith and that we need to break the shield zone down. Also I see that some of the other players are trapped in a Pain Zone so we should help them out soon. All of this not including what other bullshit John Smith decided to pull out against us this turn.
'Okay well first off lets knock down that shield zone.' Closing my eyes I focus my power into a wish. 'I wish for my Combat Knife to be empowered with enough power to damage the Shield Zone!' Suddenly in a flash of red light my Combat Knife takes on a red glow and hums with power. Nodding to myself I grip the Combat Knife with both hands I rush forward and stab at the Shield Zone. (2 CP)
After a few more moments the pain dulls and I am able to think more clearly. Bringing down my hand I see that it is covered in blood. 'Okay so I probably still have a bleeding head wound, Great. I'll need to patch that up.' I think to myself. Slowly reaching for a medical patch on my belt I pull out a couple of items. With the Help of Paradoxdragonpaci I start patching myself up. First I bring out a bottle of sterilize water which I use to wash the wound of blood, possible dirt and foreign bodies, wincing in pain as I do so. Next I get out a clean dressing and a apply it over the injury which will stem the bleeding and then I place a bandage over the dressing and wrap it around my head so it will keep the dressing in place. (1 CP to heal.)
After finishing with that I try standing up and while still feeling wobbly I am able to do so without to much pain. 'Okay so what happen since I was out?' I looking around I see that the shield zone is up blocking some of us from being able to attack John Smith and that we need to break the shield zone down. Also I see that some of the other players are trapped in a Pain Zone so we should help them out soon. All of this not including what other bullshit John Smith decided to pull out against us this turn.
'Okay well first off lets knock down that shield zone.' Closing my eyes I focus my power into a wish. 'I wish for my Combat Knife to be empowered with enough power to damage the Shield Zone!' Suddenly in a flash of red light my Combat Knife takes on a red glow and hums with power. Nodding to myself I grip the Combat Knife with both hands I rush forward and stab at the Shield Zone. (2 CP)
I notice that everyone could really use some heals. I first heal myself a bit, since self care is important and will allow me to help everyone else more. (X1 Action)
Then I proceed to do a Healing Wave. The wave of healing is so intense that I'm able to surf on the wave, doing gnarly tricks and show off these improbable surfboarding skills.
Sadly, this is for AGs (And the filthy Neutral) only, so unless the PGs wish to permanently defect, they miss out on this radical wave of healitude. (X2 Actions)
As I pass by the Resolute Heart Entity, I pull down my inexplicable pair of shades and give her a brodical wink. Like 'yeah, I'm awesome, and I'm noticing YOU of all beings.'
Then I proceed to do a Healing Wave. The wave of healing is so intense that I'm able to surf on the wave, doing gnarly tricks and show off these improbable surfboarding skills.
Sadly, this is for AGs (And the filthy Neutral) only, so unless the PGs wish to permanently defect, they miss out on this radical wave of healitude. (X2 Actions)
As I pass by the Resolute Heart Entity, I pull down my inexplicable pair of shades and give her a brodical wink. Like 'yeah, I'm awesome, and I'm noticing YOU of all beings.'
[aleph] Leah, unharmed and unaffected by either field, proceeds to leap back into action and slam the Godmodder with The Post That Never Was, IE the post I should've made last turn. The total and absolute absense of the post makes it trivial to avoid, but the inexplicable nature of this assault inexplicably prohibits the Godmodder from restoring HP this round, or at least, moderately inhibits it.
It might have something to do with the "NO HEALING ALLOWED" sign that Leah wrote on the Godmodder's HP Bar. Like how, when the Godmodder reflexively goes to clean it off with his patent-pending Screw You Trap(tm) Godmodder Full Body Wear, as is the standard for dealing with any potential trap while removing unwanted text from your readout in an End-of-turn Battle, the Godmodder abruptly finds his own fullproof and flawless defense compromised-Leah snuck through eighty-seven alarms, eighty-seven dancing cats, Sir Dabsalot the Ultimate Dabber, and the Ancient Dragons of Destruction, and somehow managed to put anti-healing energies directly into the Screw You Trap(tm) Godmodder Full Body Wear, and all of the spare backups he made sure to bring and reflexively switch to in case he thought that there might have been a slight chance that the usual one was compromised that day!
Or it might've just been that Giratina hiding behind Leah's back that used Heal Block on the Godmodder. The Godmodder's inevitable attempt to reveal he has Magic Coat/Magic Bounce at the time rings hollow, as his abilities were all switched out beforehand for a Slacking's Truant (which he then switched onto a Ratatta), which was hidden in the space between his eyelids and his eyes (RIP in peace). The possibility of using Protect at the time rings hollow too, as the Godmodder clearly would never use Protect in the face of Leah's Fightium-Z holding Lucario (as Protect cannot block a damaging move empowered by Z-power) so as to not foolishly take damage, as opposed to simply Godmodding it away, and the Godmodder could not have evaded likewise because his sextuple-buffed evasion was handily countered by Leah using a Wonder-Launcher boosted X-accuracy on both of them, and the Lucario also knowing that Z-moves also cannot be avoided. Oh, what about the Godmodder's partner, as this is clearly a double-battle? The Godmodder doesn't have one because all his Pokemon were left in the PC. And maybe because Leah one-shot his partner while he was busy dealing with the "NO HEALING ALLOWED" sign from above.
Or, maybe it has to do with Leah just manually suppressing it with a lot of Player Power? That's a pretty easy Godmod, and its also correct, except Leah is also suppressing his healing via the aforementioned events above, and also oh wow did Leah just kind of kick the Godmodder's next healing attempt out of this dimension? She just did. Wow. That's impressive. Her feet aren't even broken. Or her legs. Or her everything.
[bet] But even this is naught but a distraction, for as Leah does these things, she also totally enshrouds the Godmodder with a sudden fog from her hands! Sadly, the fog is transparent to Players who are not simultaneously Godmodders, and as John Smith/Verraad here is not just a Player, his ability to attempt to hide from the attack by vanishing into the fog is completely annulled!
... And also, because the fog ruse is a.............DEESTACTIUN.
When the fog clears, reality itself shimmers and distorts, and the players fade out entirely like a bad dream, replaced with four hooded figures, kneeling as they stare into the infinite nothingness. The robes they wear are covered with images of weed, mountain dew, doritos, and other such stereotypical garb of PRO MLG GAMING. The Godmodder himself is unharmed bar aquiring robes that perfectly match the four hooded figures, which are perfectly normal and convey absolutely no harm. They kinda sorta itch but that's about it, and its hardly at the forefront.
Without warning, bongos-you know, the drums-materialize in front of the four figures as well as the Godmodder. Likewise, a gorilla also materializes with a simple light-gray screen and a projector. The Godmodder's eyes instinctively tear up at the sight of Harambe. It was his finest hour in Godmodding to arrange for Harambe to be sniped just as he was about to reveal to a small child the cure for cancer, but nevertheless even as his automatic defenses instantly disintegrate the tear on the atomic level he cannot help from having shed it in the first place, such is Harambe's magnificence. Harambe points at the gray screen as the projector whirs to life, revealing the opening screen of a PowerPoint presentation: "Cranky Kong's Centillion Challenges To Git Gud, 2019." It is adorned with the face of a Nintendo Icon infamous for his crabby attitude and also for his Gudness.
The Projector's PowerPoint presentation flicks to the next slide. "Challenge 1: The Approach," it states. Below it is a diagram:, depicting the systematic and rhythimatic beating of a pair of bongos. The instructions below this; "Hit the left bongo, then the right, with a second of time in between. This is your only protection from Cranky Kong's unlimited aura of Gudness!"
The next slide displays a Diagram, which instantly justaposes itself onto reality overhead in the form of an intangible counter made of pure Gudness. It is labeled: "Cranky Kong Distance: 10,000 UNITS." The powerpoint below elaborates: "Cranky Kong's aura of Gudness will become harder and harder to endure, even with the ritual of bongo beating to protect you, as he approaches! This counter will measure how far he is from you. When distance is zero, you advance to the next challenge."
The next slide simply displays text, as Harambe breaks into a grin. "The challenge will start in 5 seconds after reading this slide. Please begin drumming as instructed now."
The Godmodder stares at the bongos as the other four immediately begin to bongo. Verraad has no time to wait for however long this will take to get back into the fight-goodness knows how many stupid attacks will be waiting for him upon his return, and even if he could dismantle every last one individually, as a horde he'd be a goner, he wouldn't even have time to unleash his Mortal Action! That would suck. As such, he immediately uses his Godmodding power to generate an Instant Kill Cannon directly behind him! Obviously, his intention is to one-shot Cranky Kong when he appears to end the whole thing instantly. However, he does not feel so silly as to completely ignore the bongos, and even the instant of Cranky Kong's appearance might be enough to damage him even if he instantly dies. Thus the Godmodder gets into a proper position to play them for the minimal amount of time he will need them for, and starts beating them as instructed. Hit the left bongo, then the right, with a second of time in between. Left. Right-
A rift in the nothingness appears, releasing a light-no, not a light, nothing like a light, though it shines brightly and sears the eyes. The PowerPoint, Harambe, and the other four practitioners, as well as the Godmodder's Instant Kill Cannon, are all immediately vaporized. Even the almighty power contained within the Instant Kill Cannon is instantly eradicated. Only the Godmodder and the Bongos remain. And the Godmodder's robes have already caught something like fire, which smells of weed and feels like his very essence is being tortuously flayed. And in the center of this impossible incandescence, this legendary luminescence, this beautiful brightness, is the unmistakable silhouette of a cartoon monkey in a rocking chair, smoking at least three blunts. The Godmodder does not falter, even though the counter is no longer visible in the vast aura of Gudness and he has only the silhouette to judge. Hit the left bongo, then the right, with a second of time in between. Left. Right. Left. Right.
The Godmodder's hearing is obliterated as a wave of airhorns crash over the area. Left. Right. He can only presume they are still ongoing as his hearing completely gives out, as well as every other sense except his sight and his sense of touch. Left. Right. He almost thinks of that stupid grindstone, though he realizes that this at least a little more engaging. Left. Right. He tries to Godmod, but finds his power instantly evaporating. Left. Right. His player power, stolen from God, fails him. Left. Right. A power beyond the Architechts is flaying his very being with the light of Gudness, but how? How could such a being even exist? Left. Right. Left. Right.
The Godmodder's hearing abruptly returns to him as the airhorns return. Left. Right. The airhorns are like angels playing a holy hymn to Cranky Kong. Left. Right. His Gudness shall 360 noscope all noobs, his holy blunts shall triple trillions, his very gaze is the camera to watch all that is Gud. Left. Right. He blazes every moment for all is 420 around him. Left. Right. His swag is the swag that all true warriors strive for. Left. Right. In his day, dying in a video game was worthy of seppuku. Left. Right. Cranky Kong, from beyond the scope of this fragile reality that he could not enter, has finally ventured forth from the intangible realm of Gud to annihilate this fiend once and for all. Left. Right. Only now, reality vacant of all but the Godmodder, could Cranky Kong make his move, and show the Godmodder the one power above all, the power that even the original Architect bowed to, a force beyond force, an enlightenment beyond enlightenment-the sheer power of all that is, and all that ever shall be, Gud.
Left. Right. Left. Right. The Godmodder has lost all sense of time, all sense of anything except the imminent approach of Cranky Kong. His body fails him. His soul fails him. His mind fails him. Left. Right. He is being burned alive. He can't believe it, but every last cantrip of Godmodding he possesses is screaming in his face; Cranky Kong is the ultimate power of this world, and all that the Godmodder could ever be paled in comparison to this. Cranky Kong is the pinnacle of everything that anyone could stand for, the one that all strive for, the epitome of all. Cranky Kong IS. Left. Right. Left. Right. The Godmodder cannot stop his drumming, but he can do something else. He opens his mouth.
The Godmodder screams. He screams beside himself, his incredible voice calling to mind the heroic debater that screamed down JOEBob himself. This Vast Yell defies any depiction in a textual format, or any depiction at all, save that the Godmodder's mouth is open and he is screaming, even as the Gudness enters through his open mouth and incinerates his being from within. The Godmodder's hands, having bongo'd to the end, can no longer stand against the power of Cranky Kong and evaporate, and thus the Godmodder's protection against Cranky Kong vanishes with it. In his last moment, even as his death rattle continues, his eyes adjust just enough to make out the intangible distance counter, slightly less pure than the pure Gudness sourced from Cranky Kong himself.
"Cranky Kong Distance: 10,000 UNITS."
The Godmodder screams as he realizes that Cranky Kong hadn't even moved a single Unit, and in that last infinitesimal instant of his life (presumably anyways), the Godmodder knows naught but agony, to have been so great only to be introduced to something a millionfold greater and burned like an ant under a magnifying glass, for even the ultimate might of the Unholy and the Holy as one is naught but a grain of sand against the almighty ocean that is the sheer force known only as Gud.
... A minute later, the Godmodder re-materializes in front of the players, probably damaged.
[gimel] Leah, figuring she should take full advantage of her uninjured state and not being harried by anything right away, turns to the Pure Cleric. She whips out a chain from naught but Player Power. It is iron, rusty, and heavy, yet in Leah's player-empowered hands enable her to easily wrap it around the Pure Cleric. The chain itself isn't a status effect, its just a fancy way of applying one, though it is quite symoblic, for all it is could be said to be the Pure Cleric's aformentioned one sin; to ally with a destroyer of all reality. And yet that one sin feels heavy on her pure white robes, the rusty and dirty chain sullying their very presence, weighty and hard and cold, as if to bring to mind the very damnation her single sin could bring upon the world, and in doing so, bring upon herself. And this one sin, this one representation of her one flaw, creeped about her very being, alive, tangible, and angry.
The High Priestess is now inflicted with Chained! Its a pretty pathetic status effect all its own, only doing mild damage over time and only lasting three rounds (counting this one), but its real kicker is that its best to let this one run its course, for if ever it is cleansed by any outside source but the hands of time (as dictated by the Arbiter), its parting shall activate its power and immediately inflict the previously-afflicted with a brand-new version of Chained. Yes, a status effect that, if cured, inflicts itself. And not only does this self-rejection yield no fruit, it actively worsens the condition, improving the damage-over-time quite substantially. There is no theoretical hard cap on how bad this can get, but the temporal constraint is a very obvious limit. Sure, it'll go away in three rounds, but the Cleric can't really afford to waste time not cleansing herself of all status conditions as well as everyone else, thereby forcing her to spend more actions that effectively only make Chained worse.
It might have something to do with the "NO HEALING ALLOWED" sign that Leah wrote on the Godmodder's HP Bar. Like how, when the Godmodder reflexively goes to clean it off with his patent-pending Screw You Trap(tm) Godmodder Full Body Wear, as is the standard for dealing with any potential trap while removing unwanted text from your readout in an End-of-turn Battle, the Godmodder abruptly finds his own fullproof and flawless defense compromised-Leah snuck through eighty-seven alarms, eighty-seven dancing cats, Sir Dabsalot the Ultimate Dabber, and the Ancient Dragons of Destruction, and somehow managed to put anti-healing energies directly into the Screw You Trap(tm) Godmodder Full Body Wear, and all of the spare backups he made sure to bring and reflexively switch to in case he thought that there might have been a slight chance that the usual one was compromised that day!
Or it might've just been that Giratina hiding behind Leah's back that used Heal Block on the Godmodder. The Godmodder's inevitable attempt to reveal he has Magic Coat/Magic Bounce at the time rings hollow, as his abilities were all switched out beforehand for a Slacking's Truant (which he then switched onto a Ratatta), which was hidden in the space between his eyelids and his eyes (RIP in peace). The possibility of using Protect at the time rings hollow too, as the Godmodder clearly would never use Protect in the face of Leah's Fightium-Z holding Lucario (as Protect cannot block a damaging move empowered by Z-power) so as to not foolishly take damage, as opposed to simply Godmodding it away, and the Godmodder could not have evaded likewise because his sextuple-buffed evasion was handily countered by Leah using a Wonder-Launcher boosted X-accuracy on both of them, and the Lucario also knowing that Z-moves also cannot be avoided. Oh, what about the Godmodder's partner, as this is clearly a double-battle? The Godmodder doesn't have one because all his Pokemon were left in the PC. And maybe because Leah one-shot his partner while he was busy dealing with the "NO HEALING ALLOWED" sign from above.
Or, maybe it has to do with Leah just manually suppressing it with a lot of Player Power? That's a pretty easy Godmod, and its also correct, except Leah is also suppressing his healing via the aforementioned events above, and also oh wow did Leah just kind of kick the Godmodder's next healing attempt out of this dimension? She just did. Wow. That's impressive. Her feet aren't even broken. Or her legs. Or her everything.
[bet] But even this is naught but a distraction, for as Leah does these things, she also totally enshrouds the Godmodder with a sudden fog from her hands! Sadly, the fog is transparent to Players who are not simultaneously Godmodders, and as John Smith/Verraad here is not just a Player, his ability to attempt to hide from the attack by vanishing into the fog is completely annulled!
... And also, because the fog ruse is a.............DEESTACTIUN.
When the fog clears, reality itself shimmers and distorts, and the players fade out entirely like a bad dream, replaced with four hooded figures, kneeling as they stare into the infinite nothingness. The robes they wear are covered with images of weed, mountain dew, doritos, and other such stereotypical garb of PRO MLG GAMING. The Godmodder himself is unharmed bar aquiring robes that perfectly match the four hooded figures, which are perfectly normal and convey absolutely no harm. They kinda sorta itch but that's about it, and its hardly at the forefront.
Without warning, bongos-you know, the drums-materialize in front of the four figures as well as the Godmodder. Likewise, a gorilla also materializes with a simple light-gray screen and a projector. The Godmodder's eyes instinctively tear up at the sight of Harambe. It was his finest hour in Godmodding to arrange for Harambe to be sniped just as he was about to reveal to a small child the cure for cancer, but nevertheless even as his automatic defenses instantly disintegrate the tear on the atomic level he cannot help from having shed it in the first place, such is Harambe's magnificence. Harambe points at the gray screen as the projector whirs to life, revealing the opening screen of a PowerPoint presentation: "Cranky Kong's Centillion Challenges To Git Gud, 2019." It is adorned with the face of a Nintendo Icon infamous for his crabby attitude and also for his Gudness.
The Projector's PowerPoint presentation flicks to the next slide. "Challenge 1: The Approach," it states. Below it is a diagram:, depicting the systematic and rhythimatic beating of a pair of bongos. The instructions below this; "Hit the left bongo, then the right, with a second of time in between. This is your only protection from Cranky Kong's unlimited aura of Gudness!"
The next slide displays a Diagram, which instantly justaposes itself onto reality overhead in the form of an intangible counter made of pure Gudness. It is labeled: "Cranky Kong Distance: 10,000 UNITS." The powerpoint below elaborates: "Cranky Kong's aura of Gudness will become harder and harder to endure, even with the ritual of bongo beating to protect you, as he approaches! This counter will measure how far he is from you. When distance is zero, you advance to the next challenge."
The next slide simply displays text, as Harambe breaks into a grin. "The challenge will start in 5 seconds after reading this slide. Please begin drumming as instructed now."
The Godmodder stares at the bongos as the other four immediately begin to bongo. Verraad has no time to wait for however long this will take to get back into the fight-goodness knows how many stupid attacks will be waiting for him upon his return, and even if he could dismantle every last one individually, as a horde he'd be a goner, he wouldn't even have time to unleash his Mortal Action! That would suck. As such, he immediately uses his Godmodding power to generate an Instant Kill Cannon directly behind him! Obviously, his intention is to one-shot Cranky Kong when he appears to end the whole thing instantly. However, he does not feel so silly as to completely ignore the bongos, and even the instant of Cranky Kong's appearance might be enough to damage him even if he instantly dies. Thus the Godmodder gets into a proper position to play them for the minimal amount of time he will need them for, and starts beating them as instructed. Hit the left bongo, then the right, with a second of time in between. Left. Right-
A rift in the nothingness appears, releasing a light-no, not a light, nothing like a light, though it shines brightly and sears the eyes. The PowerPoint, Harambe, and the other four practitioners, as well as the Godmodder's Instant Kill Cannon, are all immediately vaporized. Even the almighty power contained within the Instant Kill Cannon is instantly eradicated. Only the Godmodder and the Bongos remain. And the Godmodder's robes have already caught something like fire, which smells of weed and feels like his very essence is being tortuously flayed. And in the center of this impossible incandescence, this legendary luminescence, this beautiful brightness, is the unmistakable silhouette of a cartoon monkey in a rocking chair, smoking at least three blunts. The Godmodder does not falter, even though the counter is no longer visible in the vast aura of Gudness and he has only the silhouette to judge. Hit the left bongo, then the right, with a second of time in between. Left. Right. Left. Right.
The Godmodder's hearing is obliterated as a wave of airhorns crash over the area. Left. Right. He can only presume they are still ongoing as his hearing completely gives out, as well as every other sense except his sight and his sense of touch. Left. Right. He almost thinks of that stupid grindstone, though he realizes that this at least a little more engaging. Left. Right. He tries to Godmod, but finds his power instantly evaporating. Left. Right. His player power, stolen from God, fails him. Left. Right. A power beyond the Architechts is flaying his very being with the light of Gudness, but how? How could such a being even exist? Left. Right. Left. Right.
The Godmodder's hearing abruptly returns to him as the airhorns return. Left. Right. The airhorns are like angels playing a holy hymn to Cranky Kong. Left. Right. His Gudness shall 360 noscope all noobs, his holy blunts shall triple trillions, his very gaze is the camera to watch all that is Gud. Left. Right. He blazes every moment for all is 420 around him. Left. Right. His swag is the swag that all true warriors strive for. Left. Right. In his day, dying in a video game was worthy of seppuku. Left. Right. Cranky Kong, from beyond the scope of this fragile reality that he could not enter, has finally ventured forth from the intangible realm of Gud to annihilate this fiend once and for all. Left. Right. Only now, reality vacant of all but the Godmodder, could Cranky Kong make his move, and show the Godmodder the one power above all, the power that even the original Architect bowed to, a force beyond force, an enlightenment beyond enlightenment-the sheer power of all that is, and all that ever shall be, Gud.
Left. Right. Left. Right. The Godmodder has lost all sense of time, all sense of anything except the imminent approach of Cranky Kong. His body fails him. His soul fails him. His mind fails him. Left. Right. He is being burned alive. He can't believe it, but every last cantrip of Godmodding he possesses is screaming in his face; Cranky Kong is the ultimate power of this world, and all that the Godmodder could ever be paled in comparison to this. Cranky Kong is the pinnacle of everything that anyone could stand for, the one that all strive for, the epitome of all. Cranky Kong IS. Left. Right. Left. Right. The Godmodder cannot stop his drumming, but he can do something else. He opens his mouth.
The Godmodder screams. He screams beside himself, his incredible voice calling to mind the heroic debater that screamed down JOEBob himself. This Vast Yell defies any depiction in a textual format, or any depiction at all, save that the Godmodder's mouth is open and he is screaming, even as the Gudness enters through his open mouth and incinerates his being from within. The Godmodder's hands, having bongo'd to the end, can no longer stand against the power of Cranky Kong and evaporate, and thus the Godmodder's protection against Cranky Kong vanishes with it. In his last moment, even as his death rattle continues, his eyes adjust just enough to make out the intangible distance counter, slightly less pure than the pure Gudness sourced from Cranky Kong himself.
"Cranky Kong Distance: 10,000 UNITS."
The Godmodder screams as he realizes that Cranky Kong hadn't even moved a single Unit, and in that last infinitesimal instant of his life (presumably anyways), the Godmodder knows naught but agony, to have been so great only to be introduced to something a millionfold greater and burned like an ant under a magnifying glass, for even the ultimate might of the Unholy and the Holy as one is naught but a grain of sand against the almighty ocean that is the sheer force known only as Gud.
The Godmodder suffers total defeat.
... A minute later, the Godmodder re-materializes in front of the players, probably damaged.
[gimel] Leah, figuring she should take full advantage of her uninjured state and not being harried by anything right away, turns to the Pure Cleric. She whips out a chain from naught but Player Power. It is iron, rusty, and heavy, yet in Leah's player-empowered hands enable her to easily wrap it around the Pure Cleric. The chain itself isn't a status effect, its just a fancy way of applying one, though it is quite symoblic, for all it is could be said to be the Pure Cleric's aformentioned one sin; to ally with a destroyer of all reality. And yet that one sin feels heavy on her pure white robes, the rusty and dirty chain sullying their very presence, weighty and hard and cold, as if to bring to mind the very damnation her single sin could bring upon the world, and in doing so, bring upon herself. And this one sin, this one representation of her one flaw, creeped about her very being, alive, tangible, and angry.
The High Priestess is now inflicted with Chained! Its a pretty pathetic status effect all its own, only doing mild damage over time and only lasting three rounds (counting this one), but its real kicker is that its best to let this one run its course, for if ever it is cleansed by any outside source but the hands of time (as dictated by the Arbiter), its parting shall activate its power and immediately inflict the previously-afflicted with a brand-new version of Chained. Yes, a status effect that, if cured, inflicts itself. And not only does this self-rejection yield no fruit, it actively worsens the condition, improving the damage-over-time quite substantially. There is no theoretical hard cap on how bad this can get, but the temporal constraint is a very obvious limit. Sure, it'll go away in three rounds, but the Cleric can't really afford to waste time not cleansing herself of all status conditions as well as everyone else, thereby forcing her to spend more actions that effectively only make Chained worse.
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The finale isn't a great time to loose interesting the game huh? Whatever, might as well try to help.
I set some trees on fire with molotov cocktails, in hopes that burning away some shrubbery will make the pill easier to find.
I set some trees on fire with molotov cocktails, in hopes that burning away some shrubbery will make the pill easier to find.
The Finale - V
Unfortunately, as this is the final battle, no allied entities are currently summoned. But you can use the factory's production for an attack!
The factory is now making a horde of free guns and armor, to be used for some sort of army later...
You search the area! You cover approximately 15% of it in this way, but the ground seems to have only painful, poisonous spikes for you to dig into! In the distance, you can hear the Godmodder laughing... or is that just an illusion?
The Leprechaun bursts into tears. He LOST. The GAME! A game of chance, wherein the "chance" is whether or not somebody or something reminds you of the game! And he LOST by bad luck! But not numeric bad luck - bad luck in general! He sobs and wails of his loss of the game, causing everybody else to lose it also, and takes 25% damage!
The lightning arcs off the shield, weakening it significantly! 10% damage! Looks like more creative attacks will be more effective...
The swan stabs the Godmodder, dealing 1 damage! Healing pulse!
In a rather horrific display, the Godmodder eats the swan whole. You don't want to describe it further.
You are fully healed!
The Godmodder sneezes! This gets snot all over his drumsticks, meaning he can't even eat them! He is forced to play with the drumsticks, knowing they're too gross to eat! This is why its a big relief when the cube of fat comes down - he can just eat that and get his daily 106 servings of fats!
The Godmodder stares at your first attack. And laughs. No. Absolutely not. This is the final battle. And you're using... THAT... stupid gimmick for an attack?
Surely, this has been done before. The Godmodder pulls out his booklet of attacks he's immune to, and begins flipping through. Yes... it's right... he-wait, no, that isn't it... its right... its right...
No. No. NO. It MUST be here! It must!
But the Godmodder can't find it. He has no choice! Bracing himself, he takes 1 damage! Healing pulse!
The cleric uses RESOLUTE HEART POWER to restore their status of being in the negative HP to normal!
The Yore Warrior, WRITERS BLOCKED, takes 25% damage! He then makes himself immune to forms of blocking that don't involve his hammer!
Hey DanganMachin, its the FINAL BOSS BATTLE against the Godmodder!
The cleric doesn't believe in God! After all, the Godmodder JUST killed him!
The leprechaun is surprisingly destitute. He might be persuaded to help with enough money, he says with an intimidating smile...
The Warrior uses Yorehammer to destroy the defenses of your hindering!
You wake up.
You're on a mysterious stone field. Above you are blue lights shining down, the pattern of hexagons traced in the ceiling. Your memories are fuzzy. This is... the HEXAGONAFIELD?
It's alright if you're having trouble remembering. Most people have their old memories fade.
You look up. Kneeling next to you is Verraad, with a kindly smile.
Please. Come with me.
There's a war to fight out there. To free all those trapped in the simulation.
Will you join me?
Verraad extends his hand.
What do you do?
The Cleric now has bleeding!
The cleric now has burning!
The cleric is now suffocating! She has numerous status effects...
The Godmodder defaults on his bill. His credit score drops.
The Leprechaun heads through, hoping you have a DARN good explanation for why Infinileaf Clover will fail him.
The cleric walks out of the poison cloud.
The Godmodder calls the CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS to his aid, being immune to the rocks even as they do things to him that clearly should have damaged him! If you had just called them "pellets" or something, you would have been fine!
The cleric is afflicted with NUMEROUS horrific status effects!
The cringiness of flossing, combined with getting cut in half, deals 1 damage to the godmodder! Healing pulse!
The Yorewarrior prepares to strike at the shield zone!
The Godmodder declares a new rule: All Calvinballs immediately target Crusher! The calvinball slams into your face, knocking out 0 teeth because its just an ordinary ball!
Crap! The Godmodder can't have orphans be resurrected! He'll only heal twice this turn.
The doggos are on the hunt! Being police-style drug dogs, they bark mostly on command rather than at actual drugs, necessitating multiple searches of innocent trees. Nonetheless, you narrow the search area by 25%!
TRG is already healed, so you also heal Alastair Dragovich!
You consume the bullet, immediately gaining multiple tiers of power, and ascending to become BULLET MAN. If you want to be. Whatever.
The Godmodder, to prevent getting a Godmodder Cold (the worst most devastating disease in history) immediately injects you with the Cure for the Common Cold! You're cured, and thus your disease is harmless!
Your next attack will be assisted by plot devices!
The locusts consume another 15% of the forest! You're getting closer!
The Cleric has ANOTHER devastating status effect!
The cleric is FROZEN IN TIME! Uh oh...
The shield takes 10% damage!
The Pain Pill search area is cut by another 20%! You've nearly located the pill!
Putting all 3 actions into the effort (a fellow teammate healed you), you stab the Shield zone, weakening it by 15%!
General_Urist and The Quiet Watcher are healed!
The Cleric looks on, some emotion hidden behind their face...
[aleph] Leah, unharmed and unaffected by either field, proceeds to leap back into action and slam the Godmodder with The Post That Never Was, IE the post I should've made last turn. The total and absolute absense of the post makes it trivial to avoid, but the inexplicable nature of this assault inexplicably prohibits the Godmodder from restoring HP this round, or at least, moderately inhibits it.
It might have something to do with the "NO HEALING ALLOWED" sign that Leah wrote on the Godmodder's HP Bar. Like how, when the Godmodder reflexively goes to clean it off with his patent-pending Screw You Trap(tm) Godmodder Full Body Wear, as is the standard for dealing with any potential trap while removing unwanted text from your readout in an End-of-turn Battle, the Godmodder abruptly finds his own fullproof and flawless defense compromised-Leah snuck through eighty-seven alarms, eighty-seven dancing cats, Sir Dabsalot the Ultimate Dabber, and the Ancient Dragons of Destruction, and somehow managed to put anti-healing energies directly into the Screw You Trap(tm) Godmodder Full Body Wear, and all of the spare backups he made sure to bring and reflexively switch to in case he thought that there might have been a slight chance that the usual one was compromised that day!
Or it might've just been that Giratina hiding behind Leah's back that used Heal Block on the Godmodder. The Godmodder's inevitable attempt to reveal he has Magic Coat/Magic Bounce at the time rings hollow, as his abilities were all switched out beforehand for a Slacking's Truant (which he then switched onto a Ratatta), which was hidden in the space between his eyelids and his eyes (RIP in peace). The possibility of using Protect at the time rings hollow too, as the Godmodder clearly would never use Protect in the face of Leah's Fightium-Z holding Lucario (as Protect cannot block a damaging move empowered by Z-power) so as to not foolishly take damage, as opposed to simply Godmodding it away, and the Godmodder could not have evaded likewise because his sextuple-buffed evasion was handily countered by Leah using a Wonder-Launcher boosted X-accuracy on both of them, and the Lucario also knowing that Z-moves also cannot be avoided. Oh, what about the Godmodder's partner, as this is clearly a double-battle? The Godmodder doesn't have one because all his Pokemon were left in the PC. And maybe because Leah one-shot his partner while he was busy dealing with the "NO HEALING ALLOWED" sign from above.
Or, maybe it has to do with Leah just manually suppressing it with a lot of Player Power? That's a pretty easy Godmod, and its also correct, except Leah is also suppressing his healing via the aforementioned events above, and also oh wow did Leah just kind of kick the Godmodder's next healing attempt out of this dimension? She just did. Wow. That's impressive. Her feet aren't even broken. Or her legs. Or her everything.
[bet] But even this is naught but a distraction, for as Leah does these things, she also totally enshrouds the Godmodder with a sudden fog from her hands! Sadly, the fog is transparent to Players who are not simultaneously Godmodders, and as John Smith/Verraad here is not just a Player, his ability to attempt to hide from the attack by vanishing into the fog is completely annulled!
... And also, because the fog ruse is a.............DEESTACTIUN.
When the fog clears, reality itself shimmers and distorts, and the players fade out entirely like a bad dream, replaced with four hooded figures, kneeling as they stare into the infinite nothingness. The robes they wear are covered with images of weed, mountain dew, doritos, and other such stereotypical garb of PRO MLG GAMING. The Godmodder himself is unharmed bar aquiring robes that perfectly match the four hooded figures, which are perfectly normal and convey absolutely no harm. They kinda sorta itch but that's about it, and its hardly at the forefront.
Without warning, bongos-you know, the drums-materialize in front of the four figures as well as the Godmodder. Likewise, a gorilla also materializes with a simple light-gray screen and a projector. The Godmodder's eyes instinctively tear up at the sight of Harambe. It was his finest hour in Godmodding to arrange for Harambe to be sniped just as he was about to reveal to a small child the cure for cancer, but nevertheless even as his automatic defenses instantly disintegrate the tear on the atomic level he cannot help from having shed it in the first place, such is Harambe's magnificence. Harambe points at the gray screen as the projector whirs to life, revealing the opening screen of a PowerPoint presentation: "Cranky Kong's Centillion Challenges To Git Gud, 2019." It is adorned with the face of a Nintendo Icon infamous for his crabby attitude and also for his Gudness.
The Projector's PowerPoint presentation flicks to the next slide. "Challenge 1: The Approach," it states. Below it is a diagram:, depicting the systematic and rhythimatic beating of a pair of bongos. The instructions below this; "Hit the left bongo, then the right, with a second of time in between. This is your only protection from Cranky Kong's unlimited aura of Gudness!"
The next slide displays a Diagram, which instantly justaposes itself onto reality overhead in the form of an intangible counter made of pure Gudness. It is labeled: "Cranky Kong Distance: 10,000 UNITS." The powerpoint below elaborates: "Cranky Kong's aura of Gudness will become harder and harder to endure, even with the ritual of bongo beating to protect you, as he approaches! This counter will measure how far he is from you. When distance is zero, you advance to the next challenge."
The next slide simply displays text, as Harambe breaks into a grin. "The challenge will start in 5 seconds after reading this slide. Please begin drumming as instructed now."
The Godmodder stares at the bongos as the other four immediately begin to bongo. Verraad has no time to wait for however long this will take to get back into the fight-goodness knows how many stupid attacks will be waiting for him upon his return, and even if he could dismantle every last one individually, as a horde he'd be a goner, he wouldn't even have time to unleash his Mortal Action! That would suck. As such, he immediately uses his Godmodding power to generate an Instant Kill Cannon directly behind him! Obviously, his intention is to one-shot Cranky Kong when he appears to end the whole thing instantly. However, he does not feel so silly as to completely ignore the bongos, and even the instant of Cranky Kong's appearance might be enough to damage him even if he instantly dies. Thus the Godmodder gets into a proper position to play them for the minimal amount of time he will need them for, and starts beating them as instructed. Hit the left bongo, then the right, with a second of time in between. Left. Right-
A rift in the nothingness appears, releasing a light-no, not a light, nothing like a light, though it shines brightly and sears the eyes. The PowerPoint, Harambe, and the other four practitioners, as well as the Godmodder's Instant Kill Cannon, are all immediately vaporized. Even the almighty power contained within the Instant Kill Cannon is instantly eradicated. Only the Godmodder and the Bongos remain. And the Godmodder's robes have already caught something like fire, which smells of weed and feels like his very essence is being tortuously flayed. And in the center of this impossible incandescence, this legendary luminescence, this beautiful brightness, is the unmistakable silhouette of a cartoon monkey in a rocking chair, smoking at least three blunts. The Godmodder does not falter, even though the counter is no longer visible in the vast aura of Gudness and he has only the silhouette to judge. Hit the left bongo, then the right, with a second of time in between. Left. Right. Left. Right.
The Godmodder's hearing is obliterated as a wave of airhorns crash over the area. Left. Right. He can only presume they are still ongoing as his hearing completely gives out, as well as every other sense except his sight and his sense of touch. Left. Right. He almost thinks of that stupid grindstone, though he realizes that this at least a little more engaging. Left. Right. He tries to Godmod, but finds his power instantly evaporating. Left. Right. His player power, stolen from God, fails him. Left. Right. A power beyond the Architechts is flaying his very being with the light of Gudness, but how? How could such a being even exist? Left. Right. Left. Right.
The Godmodder's hearing abruptly returns to him as the airhorns return. Left. Right. The airhorns are like angels playing a holy hymn to Cranky Kong. Left. Right. His Gudness shall 360 noscope all noobs, his holy blunts shall triple trillions, his very gaze is the camera to watch all that is Gud. Left. Right. He blazes every moment for all is 420 around him. Left. Right. His swag is the swag that all true warriors strive for. Left. Right. In his day, dying in a video game was worthy of seppuku. Left. Right. Cranky Kong, from beyond the scope of this fragile reality that he could not enter, has finally ventured forth from the intangible realm of Gud to annihilate this fiend once and for all. Left. Right. Only now, reality vacant of all but the Godmodder, could Cranky Kong make his move, and show the Godmodder the one power above all, the power that even the original Architect bowed to, a force beyond force, an enlightenment beyond enlightenment-the sheer power of all that is, and all that ever shall be, Gud.
Left. Right. Left. Right. The Godmodder has lost all sense of time, all sense of anything except the imminent approach of Cranky Kong. His body fails him. His soul fails him. His mind fails him. Left. Right. He is being burned alive. He can't believe it, but every last cantrip of Godmodding he possesses is screaming in his face; Cranky Kong is the ultimate power of this world, and all that the Godmodder could ever be paled in comparison to this. Cranky Kong is the pinnacle of everything that anyone could stand for, the one that all strive for, the epitome of all. Cranky Kong IS. Left. Right. Left. Right. The Godmodder cannot stop his drumming, but he can do something else. He opens his mouth.
The Godmodder screams. He screams beside himself, his incredible voice calling to mind the heroic debater that screamed down JOEBob himself. This Vast Yell defies any depiction in a textual format, or any depiction at all, save that the Godmodder's mouth is open and he is screaming, even as the Gudness enters through his open mouth and incinerates his being from within. The Godmodder's hands, having bongo'd to the end, can no longer stand against the power of Cranky Kong and evaporate, and thus the Godmodder's protection against Cranky Kong vanishes with it. In his last moment, even as his death rattle continues, his eyes adjust just enough to make out the intangible distance counter, slightly less pure than the pure Gudness sourced from Cranky Kong himself.
"Cranky Kong Distance: 10,000 UNITS."
The Godmodder screams as he realizes that Cranky Kong hadn't even moved a single Unit, and in that last infinitesimal instant of his life (presumably anyways), the Godmodder knows naught but agony, to have been so great only to be introduced to something a millionfold greater and burned like an ant under a magnifying glass, for even the ultimate might of the Unholy and the Holy as one is naught but a grain of sand against the almighty ocean that is the sheer force known only as Gud.
The Godmodder suffers total defeat.
... A minute later, the Godmodder re-materializes in front of the players, probably damaged.
[gimel] Leah, figuring she should take full advantage of her uninjured state and not being harried by anything right away, turns to the Pure Cleric. She whips out a chain from naught but Player Power. It is iron, rusty, and heavy, yet in Leah's player-empowered hands enable her to easily wrap it around the Pure Cleric. The chain itself isn't a status effect, its just a fancy way of applying one, though it is quite symoblic, for all it is could be said to be the Pure Cleric's aformentioned one sin; to ally with a destroyer of all reality. And yet that one sin feels heavy on her pure white robes, the rusty and dirty chain sullying their very presence, weighty and hard and cold, as if to bring to mind the very damnation her single sin could bring upon the world, and in doing so, bring upon herself. And this one sin, this one representation of her one flaw, creeped about her very being, alive, tangible, and angry.
The High Priestess is now inflicted with Chained! Its a pretty pathetic status effect all its own, only doing mild damage over time and only lasting three rounds (counting this one), but its real kicker is that its best to let this one run its course, for if ever it is cleansed by any outside source but the hands of time (as dictated by the Arbiter), its parting shall activate its power and immediately inflict the previously-afflicted with a brand-new version of Chained. Yes, a status effect that, if cured, inflicts itself. And not only does this self-rejection yield no fruit, it actively worsens the condition, improving the damage-over-time quite substantially. There is no theoretical hard cap on how bad this can get, but the temporal constraint is a very obvious limit. Sure, it'll go away in three rounds, but the Cleric can't really afford to waste time not cleansing herself of all status conditions as well as everyone else, thereby forcing her to spend more actions that effectively only make Chained worse.
The Godmodder is hit with HEAL BLOCK! He can't heal himself this turn!
The Godmodder, cowering in fear, takes some damage, bringing him almost to the next level down of injury! He thought he was as gud as he could get. He was wrong. This call to improve, though it hurts him, also inspires him. He shall become STRONGER! BETTER! The Godmodder will deal more attack damage this turn!
Thanks to Heal Block, you'll finally have a chance to hit at his injury bar! But the Godmodder won't go easy...
Cleric afflicted with CHAINED!
The last of the trees burn away! Finally, you find it, lying on a ground, next to a black rock... a tiny, black tablet...
Popping it in your mouth, you experience an instant of pure hell, excruciating pain and-- oh, it's over.
Pain Zone cleared!
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The Pure Cleric attempts to cure her own status effects! But she finds she can't, as she is FROZEN IN TIME, making her unable to act and cure herself! All her other status effects deal damage! -50% Pure Cleric Health! The FROZEN IN TIME Status finally wears off, and the cleric clears all her effects... except CHAINED, which comes back, and deals all its damage at once! -25% Pure Cleric Health! The Pure Cleric is now immune to time-stop effects and effects that reapply themselves through any means!
Yorewarrior charges, seeing the Players hiding behind their pathetic shield! But as he strikes, he realizes... Wait a minute! This is the SHIELD ZONE! The Godmodder's shields were stated to be unbreakable even by Yorehammer, but in his weakened state, the shield is PARTIALLY breakable to by Yorehammer! Yorewarrior's attack bounces off the shield, blocked successfully! The essence of Yorewarrior's being begins to dissipate! -50% Yorewarrior HP! But you'll have to do something else for the other half...
The Shield Zone, already weakened from multiple Player attacks, has cracks spiderweb... Yorewarrior's strike was too much! The Shield shatters! You are free from the Shield Zone!
The Leprechaun challenges the Players to a game of chance. How it works is very simple. If you make a response to the Leprechaun's challenge with one of your actions, and the Leprechaun's challenge is ultimately not countered, then everyone who tried takes damage! But if you win, then the Leprechaun takes damage! The Leprechaun activates full INFINILEAF CLOVER powers and throws a six-sided die in the air! If it lands on 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6, the Leprechaun wins. If it lands on 1, you win! The die is falling, slowly... do something to make this come out in your favor! The odds of date and everything based on luck are against you!
You could also ignore the challenge and just let the Godmodder have his Infinileaf clover powers. But that's no fun.
Godmodder Actions 1 + 2: The Godmodder sees his warriors in distress. But it matters little. Not when he has decided to GIT GUD. First, he activates YOREHAMMER POWERS. And uses his move "TOP OF THE LIST PLAYER FOCUS"!
ExoSkeletal, Daskter, Eyowe, Gnich, ParadoxDragonPaci, and FlamingFlapjacks have all their defenses penetrated! Including their skin and muscles, and physical body! That's right! Verraad strikes DIRECTLY AT THE SOUL! All become Moderately Injured, save Eyowe, who becomes Seriously Injured!
Godmodder Actions 3 + 4: Verraad activates INFINILEAF CLOVER powers, followed up by his next move "MIDDLE OF THE LIST PLAYER FOCUS"!
EternalStruggle, Pionoplayer, The Nonexistent Tazz, CaptainNZZZ, General_Urist, and Karpinsky suddenly are simultaneously struck by lightning, develop cancer, kidney stones, fall down a flight of stairs, are selected for layoffs in corporate restructuring, and also the lottery ticket they all chipped in to buy is a dud! All are moderately injured, saved CaptainNZZZ who is protected by Kevacha and Kundala (they randomly self-destruct) and Piono who becomes Seriously Injured!
Godmodder Action 5 + Player Action 1: Verraad activates RESOLUTE HEART powers, and uses his last big move for the turn "BOTTOM OF THE LIST PLAYER FOCUS"!
JOEbob, Bill Nye, The_Two_Eternities, Torix, Scott But Its a Girl, and Pope all have a status effect! The status effect is "not currently injured"! The Godmodder cures this by making them all Moderately Injured! Except Torix, who has his "Protect by Spectral Armor" status cured instead!
The Players are sent reeling by all this damage! The Godmodder's warriors are powerful, and so long as they are alive, the Godmodder's damage output may only continue to increase!
Player Action 2: The Godmodder spends AGES scrubbing himself, bathing, and undergoing deep cleansing to rid himself of the Heal Block status!
Player Action 3: The Godmodder continues preparing for his third Combat Operandi! He's going to need to burn ALL of his actions next turn to unleash it - but boy, will it be worth it...
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CURRENT PLAYER SHENANIGANS POWER: 130%
Players:
[AG]ExoSkeletal (Moderately injured)
[AG]DragonOfHope
[AG]Daskter (Moderately injured!)
[AG]Eyowe(Seriously injured!)
[AG]Strider
[AG]Gnich (Moderately injured!)
[AG]Crusher(slightly injured!)
[AG]ParadoxDragonPaci (Moderately injured!)
[AG]DanganMachin
[AG]Captain.cat
[AG]FlamingFlapjacks (D U C K)(Moderately injured!)
[AG]Eternalstruggle (Moderately injured!)
[AG]ThatRandomGuy
[AG]Alastair Dragovich
[AG]Piono(Seriously Injured!)
[AG]The Nonexistent Tazz (Moderately injured!)
[N+2]CaptainNZZZ
[AG]General_Urist (Moderately injured!)
[AG]Karpinsky (Moderately injured!)
[AG]The Quiet Watcher
[AG]JOEbob (Moderately injured!)
[AG]Cephalos Jr.
[AG]Bill Nye (Moderately injured!)
[AG]Ranger Strider
[AG]Winkins
[AG]The_Two_Eternities (Moderately injured!)
[AG]Torix
[AG]Scott But Its a Girl(TwinBuilder + Victory by Ablation)(Moderately injured!)
[AG]pope (Moderately injured!)
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Verraad: 0/100,000,000 HP, Next Combat Operandi in 1!
Moderately Injured! Restoring Full Unholy Divine Abilities in 6!
Yore Warrior: 25% HP! 3 x HammerAttack!A, Wielding Yorehammer Replica! Defeat by blocking his attacks!
Leprechaun: 75% HP! Special: Game of Chance: 0/0, Wielding Infinileaf Clover Replica! Defeat by solving games of chance!
Pure Cleric: 25% HP! HealAllStatusEffects!A, Wielding Resolute Heart Replica! Defeat with status effect damage!
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Player Inventory:
Shadow Agitator
Godmodder Soul Orb
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Action 1: Don't worry, I am going to heal you. I materialize a Butterscotch Pie and have Bill Eat it.
Action 2-3: I go to the Pure Cleric and Fire fireballs, which gives it a burning state, but WAIT! There's more! I fire a poison arrow at him, then I fire a Freezing ray, giving it a Freeze status effect.
Shadrix: So Kirby, how close are we?
Kirby: We should be able to make it close to 10 minutes in-game time, not real life time.
Shadrix: Yeah, Otherwise we would have arrived way too early.
Shadrix looks at his Chaos Emeralds
You all ready for this?
The gems hum in unison.
Perfect....
Action 2-3: I go to the Pure Cleric and Fire fireballs, which gives it a burning state, but WAIT! There's more! I fire a poison arrow at him, then I fire a Freezing ray, giving it a Freeze status effect.
Shadrix: So Kirby, how close are we?
Kirby: We should be able to make it close to 10 minutes in-game time, not real life time.
Shadrix: Yeah, Otherwise we would have arrived way too early.
Shadrix looks at his Chaos Emeralds
You all ready for this?
The gems hum in unison.
Perfect....
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Its_a_cauldron_plot!
Always plotting
She/Her
I start researching flesh shaping, chuckling as I do.
I also start making a field of energy for later use. Oh, and boom boxes. Lots of boom boxes.
I also start making a field of energy for later use. Oh, and boom boxes. Lots of boom boxes.
Action 1: So, that Sealing maneuver that the Godmodder pulled was his nastiest trick ever. Unfortunately for him, I'm pretty good at power copying. And we have the knife of one of his Sealers.
Fortunately for him, it is only capable of inverting his Player Actions, not his Godmodder Actions. In fact, had he not greeded out and grabbed the Actions of a Player in addition to his own actions, I wouldn't be able to Seal him at all. Also, his Pure Cleric will act first and cure the status effect before dying of DOT. And that's if we somehow actually hit him with the knife. Yes, Darius is decent at knife maneuvers, but the Godmodder is nearly impossible to tag with a hit.
Still, if we're lucky, this will at least distract the Pure Cleric and guarnatee a kill.
Time for a new trick. I've always been a natural user of magic items, capable of jailbreaking even the most complex user-limitations on magic items and optimizing them to suit my needs. But I've also grabbed a psychic amplifier, and used a big chunk of downtime training in one specific technique: Telekinetic Knife Storm.
It's not like I need that much kinetic energy to telekinetically manipulate a few knives that already have potent magical boomeranging enchantments on them. Although the knife that needs to deliver the killing blow isn't enchanted as such.
Four additional robotic arms sprout out of my back as I ready all six of my primary knives. Simultaneously, I levitate the Sealers' knife in front of me.
I open up by throwing my primary knives, then activate a Shadow Clone Generator, creating ten shadow knives for every knife I actually throw. The shadow knives do minimal damage, but have just enough physical substance that they can't be ignored, and are also nigh-indistinguishable Then, I use telekinesis and mental commands to my daggers and their shadow clones to adjust their launch trajectories in a chaotic spread, and trigger temporal manipulations on a few of them to create even more of a physics mess.
Then, I grab the Sealer's knife out of the air and hurl it towards the Godmodder, while he is busy dealing with the mess of illusionary daggers created as a diversion. I invest all of my remaining telekinetic energy into the throw, accelerating the knife to the speed of a bullet.
Superimposed over the physical form of the Sealer's knife is an illusion copy, blessed with a specialized magic for one purpose. When the Godmodder inevitably blocks the physical form of the dagger, the illusion copy will pass through the block and home in on him, striking true. And even though it doesn't cause any damage and passes through the Godmodder harmlessly, it creates a Shadow Seal, a Sealing effect that does nothing due to expiring the instant the Godmodder's turn begins. That should at least give the Godmodder a mild headache trying to figure out how to rework his actions to account for the Sealing before he realizes that the Sealing isn't truly a thing and has to return his actions to normal.
Action 2: Now, time to target the Pure Cleric with my own Sealing maneuver.
Now, the Sealed status effect as defined by the (Un)Sealed Sealers only works on Player Actions. However, after being exposed to the effect, I've reverse-engineered the psychological mechanism, and I think I have a way to deploy it.
But first, a diversion. I send a diversion, using the same diversion that I use against every annoying healer: a Genji that suffered a papercut, causing 1 damage and extremely mild bleeding.
Wait, I've used that too much. I need to change that. So, meet Zenviromon, a Cyborg Ninja Pirate Zombie Vampire that is suffering from excessive hybridization disorder, and is in urgent need of assistance. He immediately rushes over to the Pure Cleric to demand healing, and uses his vampire powers to either hypnotize and mind-control the Pure Cleric, or drain the Resolute Heart power from her blood to heal himself and stabilize his transformation.
While the Pure Cleric figures out how to deal with Zenviromon, I begin the assault on the Pure Cleric's mental defenses. For some reason, they're in the form of an incredibly advanced fortress, one that my mind-self will have to sneak into using my wits, a mental disruption pulse to distract guards, and a mental hacking tool. I'd play the Mission Impossible theme, but I need no diversions on this mission.
Luckily, the mental battlefield moves much faster than the physical one. Despite the large size of the fortress, I manage to get past the first layer of defenses with well-placed distractions. Then, I abduct one of the guard entities (which are probably mental constructs of some sort), shred it before it can raise an alarm, and turn it into a disguise that I use to get past a second checkpoint.
I manage to walk into the third layer of security before the Pure Cleric finishes dealing with Zenviromon. As the Pure Cleric's thoughts shift, her mental fortress changes layout and her mental guard entities move to new patrol routes. One of those routes would have paired the guard entity I killed up with another guard, but when that other guard realizes that the guard entity they were working with didn't show up, he raises the alarm.
The button I need to press is just a few doors away, but I'll need a diversion. Omega, I choose you!
No, I'm not doing a Pokemon callout. I am, however, going to release a neuron burst that will stun the Pure Cleric's mind for five seconds. Now.
As the neuron burst stuns the Pure Cleric's mind, I rush into action. I have to get to the base and deploy the payload before the guards recover. Even with the accelerated mental speed, that's at all order With a quick mental spear, I hack into the door controls and rush into the vault. There's a lazer maze in front of me, but I do a few carefully calculated bits of mental gymnastics to dodge the lazer maze without getting slammed by one of the lazers (okay, I could probably tank a lazer hit in the mental battlefield, but I don't want to test that). Then, I reach the prize, the interface controlling the mental psyche. Here's where the payload goes.
Problem: The payload is a square peg, but there's only round holes in the interface. I immediately begin a hacking attempt to reconfigure the interface to create a square peg to deliver an alternate personality payload, but I take a slight bit too much time. The guards are back up, and they're storming the vault. As soon as they spot me, they'll raise heavy defenses, and I won't be able to crack those faster than the Pure Cleric can heal "mental barriers damaged" status effects.
I create those additional seconds by using a massive investment of psychic energy to create a blinding light just outside the entrance to the vault. They won't see us, technically. Problem is that I'm burning out all of the energy I have available to this mental combat avatar, and a lot of general psychic energy. I'll have to pull out after this.
While, you did it. I slam down the payload, and another mental shift occurs. The guards spot me, but I've already bailed out.
Now, the payload that was delivered here is a mental interface layer, resting between the Pure Cleric's mind and the outside world. This mental interface acts as a NOT gate against every action the Pure Cleric performs, causing their body to do the opposite of what their mind intends. It also acts as a minor perception filter, a devious step designed to maximize the odds of the victim taking major actions that get flipped.
And, the Pure Cleric suddenly notices that the Godmodder that created her is suffering from the devastating Sealed status effect! If it isn't stopped, the Godmodder will lose access to his Player Actions! But the Pure Cleric can fix this! All she has to do is use the Resolute Heart's power to heal him, and he'll be okay!
Action 3: I spin up my dozen AI troll bots, and they begin trolling the Yorewarrior on social media. The Yorewarrior shrugs off the assaults at first, but as they get more and more personal, he eventually cracks and starts lashing out against my troll bots. Unfortunately, this causes those troll bots to unleash their secret weapon, the Block button. The Yorewarrior is now blocked on social media, but he sees the computers the troll bots are running on right in front of him. Enraged, he charges forwards to try to smash those computers. But, after smashing the first computer, he messes with the computer's timewarp magical enhancements and ends up stuck in a time loop, making it really hard for him to attack.
Fortunately for him, it is only capable of inverting his Player Actions, not his Godmodder Actions. In fact, had he not greeded out and grabbed the Actions of a Player in addition to his own actions, I wouldn't be able to Seal him at all. Also, his Pure Cleric will act first and cure the status effect before dying of DOT. And that's if we somehow actually hit him with the knife. Yes, Darius is decent at knife maneuvers, but the Godmodder is nearly impossible to tag with a hit.
Still, if we're lucky, this will at least distract the Pure Cleric and guarnatee a kill.
Time for a new trick. I've always been a natural user of magic items, capable of jailbreaking even the most complex user-limitations on magic items and optimizing them to suit my needs. But I've also grabbed a psychic amplifier, and used a big chunk of downtime training in one specific technique: Telekinetic Knife Storm.
It's not like I need that much kinetic energy to telekinetically manipulate a few knives that already have potent magical boomeranging enchantments on them. Although the knife that needs to deliver the killing blow isn't enchanted as such.
Four additional robotic arms sprout out of my back as I ready all six of my primary knives. Simultaneously, I levitate the Sealers' knife in front of me.
I open up by throwing my primary knives, then activate a Shadow Clone Generator, creating ten shadow knives for every knife I actually throw. The shadow knives do minimal damage, but have just enough physical substance that they can't be ignored, and are also nigh-indistinguishable Then, I use telekinesis and mental commands to my daggers and their shadow clones to adjust their launch trajectories in a chaotic spread, and trigger temporal manipulations on a few of them to create even more of a physics mess.
Then, I grab the Sealer's knife out of the air and hurl it towards the Godmodder, while he is busy dealing with the mess of illusionary daggers created as a diversion. I invest all of my remaining telekinetic energy into the throw, accelerating the knife to the speed of a bullet.
Superimposed over the physical form of the Sealer's knife is an illusion copy, blessed with a specialized magic for one purpose. When the Godmodder inevitably blocks the physical form of the dagger, the illusion copy will pass through the block and home in on him, striking true. And even though it doesn't cause any damage and passes through the Godmodder harmlessly, it creates a Shadow Seal, a Sealing effect that does nothing due to expiring the instant the Godmodder's turn begins. That should at least give the Godmodder a mild headache trying to figure out how to rework his actions to account for the Sealing before he realizes that the Sealing isn't truly a thing and has to return his actions to normal.
Action 2: Now, time to target the Pure Cleric with my own Sealing maneuver.
Now, the Sealed status effect as defined by the (Un)Sealed Sealers only works on Player Actions. However, after being exposed to the effect, I've reverse-engineered the psychological mechanism, and I think I have a way to deploy it.
But first, a diversion. I send a diversion, using the same diversion that I use against every annoying healer: a Genji that suffered a papercut, causing 1 damage and extremely mild bleeding.
Wait, I've used that too much. I need to change that. So, meet Zenviromon, a Cyborg Ninja Pirate Zombie Vampire that is suffering from excessive hybridization disorder, and is in urgent need of assistance. He immediately rushes over to the Pure Cleric to demand healing, and uses his vampire powers to either hypnotize and mind-control the Pure Cleric, or drain the Resolute Heart power from her blood to heal himself and stabilize his transformation.
While the Pure Cleric figures out how to deal with Zenviromon, I begin the assault on the Pure Cleric's mental defenses. For some reason, they're in the form of an incredibly advanced fortress, one that my mind-self will have to sneak into using my wits, a mental disruption pulse to distract guards, and a mental hacking tool. I'd play the Mission Impossible theme, but I need no diversions on this mission.
Luckily, the mental battlefield moves much faster than the physical one. Despite the large size of the fortress, I manage to get past the first layer of defenses with well-placed distractions. Then, I abduct one of the guard entities (which are probably mental constructs of some sort), shred it before it can raise an alarm, and turn it into a disguise that I use to get past a second checkpoint.
I manage to walk into the third layer of security before the Pure Cleric finishes dealing with Zenviromon. As the Pure Cleric's thoughts shift, her mental fortress changes layout and her mental guard entities move to new patrol routes. One of those routes would have paired the guard entity I killed up with another guard, but when that other guard realizes that the guard entity they were working with didn't show up, he raises the alarm.
The button I need to press is just a few doors away, but I'll need a diversion. Omega, I choose you!
No, I'm not doing a Pokemon callout. I am, however, going to release a neuron burst that will stun the Pure Cleric's mind for five seconds. Now.
As the neuron burst stuns the Pure Cleric's mind, I rush into action. I have to get to the base and deploy the payload before the guards recover. Even with the accelerated mental speed, that's at all order With a quick mental spear, I hack into the door controls and rush into the vault. There's a lazer maze in front of me, but I do a few carefully calculated bits of mental gymnastics to dodge the lazer maze without getting slammed by one of the lazers (okay, I could probably tank a lazer hit in the mental battlefield, but I don't want to test that). Then, I reach the prize, the interface controlling the mental psyche. Here's where the payload goes.
Problem: The payload is a square peg, but there's only round holes in the interface. I immediately begin a hacking attempt to reconfigure the interface to create a square peg to deliver an alternate personality payload, but I take a slight bit too much time. The guards are back up, and they're storming the vault. As soon as they spot me, they'll raise heavy defenses, and I won't be able to crack those faster than the Pure Cleric can heal "mental barriers damaged" status effects.
I create those additional seconds by using a massive investment of psychic energy to create a blinding light just outside the entrance to the vault. They won't see us, technically. Problem is that I'm burning out all of the energy I have available to this mental combat avatar, and a lot of general psychic energy. I'll have to pull out after this.
While, you did it. I slam down the payload, and another mental shift occurs. The guards spot me, but I've already bailed out.
Now, the payload that was delivered here is a mental interface layer, resting between the Pure Cleric's mind and the outside world. This mental interface acts as a NOT gate against every action the Pure Cleric performs, causing their body to do the opposite of what their mind intends. It also acts as a minor perception filter, a devious step designed to maximize the odds of the victim taking major actions that get flipped.
And, the Pure Cleric suddenly notices that the Godmodder that created her is suffering from the devastating Sealed status effect! If it isn't stopped, the Godmodder will lose access to his Player Actions! But the Pure Cleric can fix this! All she has to do is use the Resolute Heart's power to heal him, and he'll be okay!
Action 3: I spin up my dozen AI troll bots, and they begin trolling the Yorewarrior on social media. The Yorewarrior shrugs off the assaults at first, but as they get more and more personal, he eventually cracks and starts lashing out against my troll bots. Unfortunately, this causes those troll bots to unleash their secret weapon, the Block button. The Yorewarrior is now blocked on social media, but he sees the computers the troll bots are running on right in front of him. Enraged, he charges forwards to try to smash those computers. But, after smashing the first computer, he messes with the computer's timewarp magical enhancements and ends up stuck in a time loop, making it really hard for him to attack.
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"I, Winkins am currently very busy on the field building structures at the moment. please consult to the bot if something is needed."
... is what the note says as the camera pointed to where I'm supposed to be as it pans over to the bot who's occupying its self on a phone.
The Bot puts away the phone as it notices the turn has past and continues with it's simple attacks.
Mice falls out of the "sky" and perceives the Godmodder as the perfect cheese to nest and gnaw on.
The Godmodder is starting to feel the need for air despite its many countermeasures to not needing it. The mice seems to have no problem with the lack of air around the Godmodder.
Bath water is suddenly summoned around the Godmodder as he realised he signed a contract to provide Godmodder Bath Water to a foreign company. This doesnt help the Godmodder's breathing problem as the distilled water soaks up Godmodder essence and drowns him. The mices seems perfectly content in swimming through the water.
... is what the note says as the camera pointed to where I'm supposed to be as it pans over to the bot who's occupying its self on a phone.
The Bot puts away the phone as it notices the turn has past and continues with it's simple attacks.
Mice falls out of the "sky" and perceives the Godmodder as the perfect cheese to nest and gnaw on.
The Godmodder is starting to feel the need for air despite its many countermeasures to not needing it. The mice seems to have no problem with the lack of air around the Godmodder.
Bath water is suddenly summoned around the Godmodder as he realised he signed a contract to provide Godmodder Bath Water to a foreign company. This doesnt help the Godmodder's breathing problem as the distilled water soaks up Godmodder essence and drowns him. The mices seems perfectly content in swimming through the water.
So Kavacha and Kundala has been destroyed? Alright, let's apply the 'Moniker Messed Up Spelling' charm on that for later use. The fact the spelling differs from what I originally wrote won't matter when I call back to this armor. I won't be thwarted by messed up spelling! (x1)
Next, I prepare the Substitution Jutsu. Now I'm be saved from the next damage as I swap places with a wooden log. The log takes the attack and I appear where the log previously was, a location suitably far away to be safe. I will continue my undamaged state! (x1)
OOC: Quoted prep work for convenience.
Great, soon the next Combat Operandi will be unleashed and it won't be pretty. Undoubtedly some form of offensive action, the Godmodder's Combat Operandi is likely designed to cripple the Player side to the point whatever's left can't do anything of note. Such a thing will be truly devastating and far too painful to take.
Guess that means someone needs to mildly impede it.
Alright, time to work. Draw a pentagram, appropriate chanting, additional blood and activation via magic shotgun. Once the end of the turn approaches and the Godmodder starts to act, everything will take effect.
First, the volcanoes activate. The previously laid out blood and hydrogen peroxide get drawn into the volcanoes and blasted high into the air. A great visual display that surrounds the Godmodder and Players in a spray of liquid thanks to the placement of the volcanoes. The substance is set and the metaphysical timer ends.
With the hydrogen peroxide no longer phaseshifted, chemistry happens! The previously separate and liquid elements react and expand, still surrounding the Godmodder and Players without disruption. While the overall area taken up has increased, it's no danger to anyone in this state. Currently it appears to only be an annoyance, a brief distraction. Until the ritual activates as the Godmodder uses their Combat Operandi at least.
See, the ritual cast is a lovely negation blood sacrifice. By sacrificing a certain quantity of adequately magical blood, the blood becomes a potent negator in terms of the chosen target for the ritual: the Godmodder. Energies of all forms released by the target become exceedingly vulnerable to the blood impacted by the ritual. Contact with the blood reacts like matter-antimatter in a way, neutralizing the energy for an equal measurement of blood. Obviously the Godmodder's efforts can't be negated, but it'll be impaired.
Now, the hydrogen peroxide is handy for exploiting an interesting loophole of the ritual. See, instead of a proper measurement of blood, the required amount of blood needed to act as a negator is measured by volume. A volume measurement that requires a density of blood that's less than blood normally is. Effectively, by measuring out the chemical reaction for blood and hydrogen peroxide, the amount of 'negating blood' is notably increased. More units of the required volume, the more units able to negate the released energy, whether its kinetic, physical, holy energy creating a entity, curses, or magically induced cancer. And with this negator surrounding the Godmodder and every Player, the Combat Operandi is faced with an element fairly well suited to dilute its potency.
I'm sure the fact that it'll make the grandeur of the Combat Operandi be harder to make out will annoy some...but the Godmodder's opinion hasn't ever really mattered to me. (x1)
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She/Her
2x action: Heal self.
1x action: I inflict "Preemptive Delayed Action" on the Pure Cleric.
"Preemptive Delayed Action" does damage to the entity it is cast on, but only in the instant of its removal. Before that, it just sits there. Menacingly.
Also, if the Pure Cleric tries to remove any other status effect and just let "Preemptive Delayed Action" sit, "Preemptive Delayed Action" will preempt that, be removed first, and deal its damage anyway.
1x action: I inflict "Preemptive Delayed Action" on the Pure Cleric.
"Preemptive Delayed Action" does damage to the entity it is cast on, but only in the instant of its removal. Before that, it just sits there. Menacingly.
Also, if the Pure Cleric tries to remove any other status effect and just let "Preemptive Delayed Action" sit, "Preemptive Delayed Action" will preempt that, be removed first, and deal its damage anyway.
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Exoskeletal65
Guardian of Time
He/Him
Actions 1 and 2:
I conjure forth a new body and transfer my consciousness into it. My new body is less injured than my previous one.
Action 3:
I banish the godmodder to Greenvale, where he is forced to live out the events of Deadly Premonition. There, he is beset on all sides by zombies of debatable existence, while constantly feeling the urge to talk to an unseen companion who may or may not actually exist. He receives omens in his morning coffee, which tell of the foes he'll face in the future, but can't make sense of them because who the hell trusts their coffee to tell their future? Unfortunately, because he ignores those omens, the woman he falls in love with after a single one-on-one interaction ends up with a tree growing out of her body, and as a result, he has to fight an eldritch demon in the eye of an apocalyptic storm, with nothing but an old sidearm. His mind collapses as he tries to comprehend the events that unfold before him, and his descent into madness is only hastened when Amazing Grace starts to play over his PTSD flashbacks of roaming through the town in a raincoat splitting people's skulls open with an axe.
I conjure forth a new body and transfer my consciousness into it. My new body is less injured than my previous one.
Action 3:
I banish the godmodder to Greenvale, where he is forced to live out the events of Deadly Premonition. There, he is beset on all sides by zombies of debatable existence, while constantly feeling the urge to talk to an unseen companion who may or may not actually exist. He receives omens in his morning coffee, which tell of the foes he'll face in the future, but can't make sense of them because who the hell trusts their coffee to tell their future? Unfortunately, because he ignores those omens, the woman he falls in love with after a single one-on-one interaction ends up with a tree growing out of her body, and as a result, he has to fight an eldritch demon in the eye of an apocalyptic storm, with nothing but an old sidearm. His mind collapses as he tries to comprehend the events that unfold before him, and his descent into madness is only hastened when Amazing Grace starts to play over his PTSD flashbacks of roaming through the town in a raincoat splitting people's skulls open with an axe.
Damn this guy
He's so powerful
Even cured my cold
I'll try something
I walk up to the godmodder
In my snazzy cloths
And say all this fighting has really kept you too busy
You really should take care of yourself
Sse how scruffy you're looking
Say no more
Me! The greatest fashionista here will take care of it
The godmodder tries to interrupt
But i say calmly(fcking shout at him) no Capes and you darling don't give me ideas
I mkae the ideas
Now lets just remove a lil hair from the top shall we
It's for fashion
My man
Fashion!!
After saying this
I tkae out my trusty scissors
I channel my new bullet person powers
I create thousands of microscopic bullets and drop them on the godmodders hair
It's for colouring i tell you
And along side that cut his hair into the most Fabulous hair cut in this verse
Now i know, i know
You're speechless
But no worries I'll deal with all your fashion disasters my friend
And hand the godmodder a mirror to see his new hair cut
While his sight is blocked by the mirror
I take the scissors and cut his damn head off
He's so powerful
Even cured my cold
I'll try something
I walk up to the godmodder
In my snazzy cloths
And say all this fighting has really kept you too busy
You really should take care of yourself
Sse how scruffy you're looking
Say no more
Me! The greatest fashionista here will take care of it
The godmodder tries to interrupt
But i say calmly(fcking shout at him) no Capes and you darling don't give me ideas
I mkae the ideas
Now lets just remove a lil hair from the top shall we
It's for fashion
My man
Fashion!!
After saying this
I tkae out my trusty scissors
I channel my new bullet person powers
I create thousands of microscopic bullets and drop them on the godmodders hair
It's for colouring i tell you
And along side that cut his hair into the most Fabulous hair cut in this verse
Now i know, i know
You're speechless
But no worries I'll deal with all your fashion disasters my friend
And hand the godmodder a mirror to see his new hair cut
While his sight is blocked by the mirror
I take the scissors and cut his damn head off
ES smirks at the Leprechaun. Noob doesn't know about probability, or rather how it's a lie.
"Luck" is an abstraction, you see. A combination of invisible microfactors and choices that are simply out of your perception. All the Clover can do is manipulate those factors, but when an outside hand forces the issue, it is powerless.
With a twist of his hand, a minute gust of wind and gravity twists the dice through the air, its tumble flawlessly calculated and then suitably adjusted. The probability the dice lands on 1 is now 1, and the probability that it lands on anything but one is now 0. Easily done.
ES spends his other two actions healing himself.
"Luck" is an abstraction, you see. A combination of invisible microfactors and choices that are simply out of your perception. All the Clover can do is manipulate those factors, but when an outside hand forces the issue, it is powerless.
With a twist of his hand, a minute gust of wind and gravity twists the dice through the air, its tumble flawlessly calculated and then suitably adjusted. The probability the dice lands on 1 is now 1, and the probability that it lands on anything but one is now 0. Easily done.
ES spends his other two actions healing himself.
Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
FOCUS!
A game of chance Leprechaun? nah.... For you see that that was a loaded die! It always rolls a 1. The game was rigged from the start.
A game of chance Leprechaun? nah.... For you see that that was a loaded die! It always rolls a 1. The game was rigged from the start.
She/Her
Since the Godmodder swallowed the Swan whole, which is disgusting by the way, I make the Swan run around in the Godmodder's stomach like mad, so madly in fact that the Swan turns into Antimatter! This Swan shaped Antimatter then explodes inside the Godmodder, causing the Godmodder's lungs to be filled with smoke and fire, suffocating him along with what damage the actual explosion caused!
[1x] I carve a giant "1" into the entire floor of this place we're fighting on and any other flat surfaces the die might land on. it is now garunteed to land on "1", because there is nowhere not "1" where it is allowed to land (obviously,curved surfaces aren't allowed, they make it unclear what side the dies on.).
[1x] I grin at the leprechaun. So, you want to know why Infinileaf clover'll fail them? Well, here's an animation I made a Loooong time ago, explaining the correct way. Sadly, since the image can't load properly (not sure why, but it Is a pretty long .gif...), you'll have to follow a link.
So, as you can see, the proper solution can't be arrived at through any series of dice rolls or coin flips. Yes, the begining is a normal maze 'chose a path' sort of thing. But, after you exit the cyan zone, you have to stop and pull out a gun, turn on slow motion, aim down sights, clip through the wall, retrieve the not-tennis ball, break through the seventh triple-Resurrection boss combo with a perfectly timed clip-through explosive sh- yeah that link was garbage
So, I beat them at the game of "avoid being rickrolled, too". But I was serious. here's the actual link. As you can Actually see, you have to go through the cyan zone. The rest up, tennis, eat food parts? Those are entirely extraneous. Can't say for the life of me why I added them, other then red herrings or stalling. This is, after all, literally the longest single animation I have made bar one for a Reason. And we don't speak of that other one.
But the final solution,the path they actually have to follow? It's normal for a while. And then, when you reach the start, you head through a tiny hole in the wall. It was there in every iteration of the maze. Every. Iteration. Right from the start. And I removed every other valid path. So, after they reached the 'start' room, luck stopped being a factor. They would need to think for themselves and Realize there's a hole, realise it's an option to "exit" the perceived play area.
Not Luck, but intelect. Though there is a factor of luck as to whether you notice it once you Have the sufficient intellect... but anyway, once they passed Start, luck would stop mattering.
Summary: Maze solving needed him to realize there was a choice to make to start with, which is not dice-based.
[1x] And- Oh, wondering what was going on with that bed? well, when I first made the animation, it was mostly filler, I think. to raise the suspense while they wait for the circle to do stuff before continuing to traverse. But this time... Nope. I had the blob actually go through my tiny replica... you know, to demonstrate... And the time it spent napping means the action took long enough to roll over the tick to the next action.
and one action after one action ago just happens to be, oh, right now.
And That means Ziggy Fraud is about to go to heaven.
Ziggy Fraud, though... He's not the important part. Well, I mean, he sort of is... But not really.
If we're being accurate, Ziggy Fraud was bait. The Real important part is the Beast. You see, there's only a few things known about the Beast. One, it can instantly deal at least 9 impact damage at once. Two, it is a thief-catching Beast. Three, it can charge its way through otherwise indestructible materials (such as, say, a castle wall which is immune to maximum-level strength or a castle door which requires a strength value high enough to trigger an integer overflow).
And Four... it eats thieves. Theives like the Godmodder, who bought a newfangled brainb leach without the slightest intention of paying. Who stole the resolute heart from hell. Who stole a soul that most couldn't have stolen. And before he stole it, some other things got involved. Point is, evidence suggests the Godmodder is one of the most prolific and highest-profile thieves (still) in existence. And the Beast did charge Straight through the wall after jumping...
Now, there are a few possibilities here. Each is mostly or entirely relevant if the Godmodder follows the described conditions. If the Godmodder follows all of the stipulates of a possibility, though, while remaining unharmed, Possibility 0(N^N) is probably what you're looking for.
Possibility 1 , the Godmodder remained awake and alert during the pause, and was not accelerated by the fast forwards- that is, immunity to time shenanigans. This would leave his perception functionally slowed compared to the tennis ball when, on fast forward, it got stuck out of bounds in the maze, contorted itself, and spontanously manifests inside his spleen while changing directly from barionic matter to an almost arcane soup composed of dark matter holding together a thyroidal knot made of antimatter, strange matter, and neutronium, ripping it apart with magically-enforced tidal forces before he can say "godmodding". On the other hand, he might have enough time afterwards to recover and dodge the beast.
possibility 2 , The Godmodder is accelerated by the fast forward, dodges the tennis ball with his normal celerity... but, having allowed the temporal hijynks to affect him, is frozen by the Pause, and gets violently disembowled by The Beast. By the time the Pause ends, it's just a biiiit too late to deal with that.
p o s s i b i l i t y 0 **, The Godmodder denies the above dichotomy's validity, And claims he speeds up until the tennis racket, then immunises himself to time wimmy. He still has to dodge the beast, of course, but it's really not that fast, Right? well, yes, but it is at this point that the Godmodder realises: He dun goofed. He was immune to the rocks, but Not to becoming heavier... and the only way to avoid the beast is to go Over it(or it'll, yanno, turn around. Also, it's not programmed with the ability to die). Oh, sure, he can fly... But there are still a lot of those rocks. If he makes any sudden moves, they'll have a consistent location relative to him, and the mass of their several planets will yank him down like a overripe pinata being clawed at by a hoard of confused halloweeners who don't understand this metaphor, but do understand pinatas are full of candy. Oh, and the rocks are also immune to pausing. Just like Ziggy Fraud, they don't know what "Pause" means! The Godmodder considers becoming immune to gravity, but quickly realizes that, under the circumstances, that would just deliver him into the path of a certain criminal who misunderstands physics, and he doesn't want to deal with a JOE monologue about how "Actually, all the shenanigans (he's) about to pull make perfect sense" today. Then, the Godmodder considers just ignoring the rocks while he makes a hole for The Beast to fall into... But then the Rocks crackle with iridescent lightning, the same lightning that gave him pause before. The Rocks themselves won't matter any more... but they do still borrow the concept of Yorehammer to pierce through defences. Like the Gravy-braid on Gravy-braided plasma, it doesn't do the damage... it just lets the payload through. And so, the Godmodder gets zapped with an attack I refuse to explain the details of but looks very pretty, or alternatively gets mauled by The Beast while continuing to dodge the increasingly-difficult-to-dodge zap projectile attack.
Possibility 0(N^N) below. It is only relevant if the Godmodder counters all of the above.
Possibility 0(N^N) (or, possibility 0* N^N, which is still zero, because anything* 0 is zero.) : The Godmodder, Somehow, Despite all odds, despite all not-odds, despite the laws of physics, (That glow flicker was annoying to edit in, I'm sticking with grey from here.) despite expectations, despite player powers, despite all my narration, despite my explanation, despite all the disadvantages imposed on him by being at 0 Godmodder HP, despite my exceptional player power, despite this attack coming in from somewhere he oughtn't still be looking since it's technically not caused by this action, despite the time strangeness, despite the immutability of The Beast, despite the teleporting tennis ball, despite the irridescent crackle of the Rocks, Despite being mauled, despite, well, everything, manages to avoid the beast and the tennis ball and the rocks and (so on.).
And it is at this point that. Despite all his successes he apparently had moments ago. The Godmodder realises: He dun goofed.
You see. by Avoiding the Beast, the Tennis ball, and so on... he implicitly grants validity to them, implicitly Allows them to Be. This is validity I would grant them with player powers, of course, so that's not the mistake. But, I granted them that validity in an animation. an exceedingly long animation, in excess of a full minute. One with several other features.
Let's take this from the top! First, the Maze. that's here from last round, of course. No surprises there.
Second, there is an orb, with a pink exterior outline, and a purple interior.
...Jeee Willlickerrrrrrrs, wherrrrrrre have we seen that orrrrrrrb beforrrrrrre?...
In Orb Nightmare. It represented the Godmodders soul orb. Ah-ah-ah! This one's different! it has a bevel on the outline. Right you are, me! It Does have a bevel. That means it's Not the soul orb... But it is Soul-Orb related. Now, there are a few reasons the Orb Nightmare orb looks like that to start with¹. For example, the pink border is the colour of the architects- But, at the time, the Godmodder wasn't architect-Y. So, the reason?
...Ok. I admit it, the reason it looked Pink on the outside was I thought it looked cool and I think pink is a dream related color for reasons. But, the purple on the inside... That has its own reasons¹. When the Godmodder did things that were truly powerful, when he neared the end of his life... his text, and his powers, glowed Purple. for one example... The (sealed/unsealed/true) Tank's shield. So, the purple implicitly implicates the Godmodder. And the Pink could be related to the architects. But, the bevel. on the left side, lightened. on the right, darkened. Why? Well, if you think about it logically, it becomes quite clearly apparent that while the architects are implicated by the inclusion of the pink textual color, there are additional implications to consider. to provide an example, God created players, and in the process they burn with the same pink shade as the architects production. Additionally, the player side, implicitly aligned with God, has a generally Red-colored alignment tag- At least for those following the initial request of god. On the other hand, the Godmodders allegiance indicates itself by initiating an illusory image of indigo indicicity. the combination and averaging of the implicated colorations I have indicated gives you architect Pink. Well, prior to the adjustments created thereafter by the update terminals typer to increase readability. So, Gods representatives and Stan's representatives average into metaphysically appearing to be representatives of the architects. Additionally, the Godmodder recently possessed (and is slowly regaining) a state known as 'Ascended Descended'. Ascension generally implies greater proximity to the nearest stellar body, provided on is on a planet and it is daytime- or at least towards the nearest light source, as the floor only rarely glows. Contrarily to this, a descent into solid material tends to negate illumination from any direction through the screening of said material. As such, the ascended property implicates light, and the descended property indicates darkness, upon a canvas which averages to Pink. And, while full Ascended Descended-hood may indeed appear, metaphorically, as pure white and pure black, or pure red-white and pure blue-black, this is a Godmodder only slowly Regaining his ascended descended nature.
This all goes to say the sphere which resembles the Soul Orb depictions of times past... is the Godmodder. Implicitly.
Since he let it represent him, and he let the animation happen, he also let a few other things. Like, Him not being perfect at tennis, that happened. Or, him eating four buffets of food. Or, him being used like a glorified footstool by a criminal (While the Beast jumps straight through him, claws first!). Or, him being squished awkwardly by an indestructible 'you are dead' sign. Or, him s orta weirdly contorting himsel f (<--- Link) in the race around the entire maze when he makes the last turn left(it was an accident but that's never stopped me!). And, well, being squished deals damage. If he objects, well, I'll just come back next round, armed with the exploits of Ziggy Fraud (who isn't sitting Idly in heaven, because, seeing as the Godmodder absorbed God sort of, Heaven is clearly a metaphor for the Godmodder's sorry excuse for a soul.). That was actually what Possibility 0*(N^N) was going to be about- hence the black and white flicker! Ziggy is known for wearing a prison shirt.- But then I got side tracked. And I'm running out of time for what is, Ultimately, just the fourth contingency of an action. So, if you want to know what Ziggy is doing... well, option one is to just ask. But option two is to try (and fail) to ignore this. Or give me a good excuse while I'm feeling bored .
COMPLETe
Summary: Godmodder Attack.
**This section demonstrates a problem with Glows: They can't overlap other glows or other text. Ever time a textglow happens, it inserts a boundary with empty space between the glowtext and... anything Else. and that makes Possibility look like P o s s i b i l i t y. which I kept as an example for your benefit.
¹ ok the first time it was totally just for some precieved 'coolness'.
[1x] I grin at the leprechaun. So, you want to know why Infinileaf clover'll fail them? Well, here's an animation I made a Loooong time ago, explaining the correct way. Sadly, since the image can't load properly (not sure why, but it Is a pretty long .gif...), you'll have to follow a link.
So, as you can see, the proper solution can't be arrived at through any series of dice rolls or coin flips. Yes, the begining is a normal maze 'chose a path' sort of thing. But, after you exit the cyan zone, you have to stop and pull out a gun, turn on slow motion, aim down sights, clip through the wall, retrieve the not-tennis ball, break through the seventh triple-Resurrection boss combo with a perfectly timed clip-through explosive sh- yeah that link was garbage
So, I beat them at the game of "avoid being rickrolled, too". But I was serious. here's the actual link. As you can Actually see, you have to go through the cyan zone. The rest up, tennis, eat food parts? Those are entirely extraneous. Can't say for the life of me why I added them, other then red herrings or stalling. This is, after all, literally the longest single animation I have made bar one for a Reason. And we don't speak of that other one.
But the final solution,the path they actually have to follow? It's normal for a while. And then, when you reach the start, you head through a tiny hole in the wall. It was there in every iteration of the maze. Every. Iteration. Right from the start. And I removed every other valid path. So, after they reached the 'start' room, luck stopped being a factor. They would need to think for themselves and Realize there's a hole, realise it's an option to "exit" the perceived play area.
Not Luck, but intelect. Though there is a factor of luck as to whether you notice it once you Have the sufficient intellect... but anyway, once they passed Start, luck would stop mattering.
Summary: Maze solving needed him to realize there was a choice to make to start with, which is not dice-based.
[1x] And- Oh, wondering what was going on with that bed? well, when I first made the animation, it was mostly filler, I think. to raise the suspense while they wait for the circle to do stuff before continuing to traverse. But this time... Nope. I had the blob actually go through my tiny replica... you know, to demonstrate... And the time it spent napping means the action took long enough to roll over the tick to the next action.
and one action after one action ago just happens to be, oh, right now.
And That means Ziggy Fraud is about to go to heaven.
Ziggy Fraud, though... He's not the important part. Well, I mean, he sort of is... But not really.
If we're being accurate, Ziggy Fraud was bait. The Real important part is the Beast. You see, there's only a few things known about the Beast. One, it can instantly deal at least 9 impact damage at once. Two, it is a thief-catching Beast. Three, it can charge its way through otherwise indestructible materials (such as, say, a castle wall which is immune to maximum-level strength or a castle door which requires a strength value high enough to trigger an integer overflow).
And Four... it eats thieves. Theives like the Godmodder, who bought a newfangled brainb leach without the slightest intention of paying. Who stole the resolute heart from hell. Who stole a soul that most couldn't have stolen. And before he stole it, some other things got involved. Point is, evidence suggests the Godmodder is one of the most prolific and highest-profile thieves (still) in existence. And the Beast did charge Straight through the wall after jumping...
Now, there are a few possibilities here. Each is mostly or entirely relevant if the Godmodder follows the described conditions. If the Godmodder follows all of the stipulates of a possibility, though, while remaining unharmed, Possibility 0(N^N) is probably what you're looking for.
Possibility 1 , the Godmodder remained awake and alert during the pause, and was not accelerated by the fast forwards- that is, immunity to time shenanigans. This would leave his perception functionally slowed compared to the tennis ball when, on fast forward, it got stuck out of bounds in the maze, contorted itself, and spontanously manifests inside his spleen while changing directly from barionic matter to an almost arcane soup composed of dark matter holding together a thyroidal knot made of antimatter, strange matter, and neutronium, ripping it apart with magically-enforced tidal forces before he can say "godmodding". On the other hand, he might have enough time afterwards to recover and dodge the beast.
possibility 2 , The Godmodder is accelerated by the fast forward, dodges the tennis ball with his normal celerity... but, having allowed the temporal hijynks to affect him, is frozen by the Pause, and gets violently disembowled by The Beast. By the time the Pause ends, it's just a biiiit too late to deal with that.
p o s s i b i l i t y 0 **, The Godmodder denies the above dichotomy's validity, And claims he speeds up until the tennis racket, then immunises himself to time wimmy. He still has to dodge the beast, of course, but it's really not that fast, Right? well, yes, but it is at this point that the Godmodder realises: He dun goofed. He was immune to the rocks, but Not to becoming heavier... and the only way to avoid the beast is to go Over it(or it'll, yanno, turn around. Also, it's not programmed with the ability to die). Oh, sure, he can fly... But there are still a lot of those rocks. If he makes any sudden moves, they'll have a consistent location relative to him, and the mass of their several planets will yank him down like a overripe pinata being clawed at by a hoard of confused halloweeners who don't understand this metaphor, but do understand pinatas are full of candy. Oh, and the rocks are also immune to pausing. Just like Ziggy Fraud, they don't know what "Pause" means! The Godmodder considers becoming immune to gravity, but quickly realizes that, under the circumstances, that would just deliver him into the path of a certain criminal who misunderstands physics, and he doesn't want to deal with a JOE monologue about how "Actually, all the shenanigans (he's) about to pull make perfect sense" today. Then, the Godmodder considers just ignoring the rocks while he makes a hole for The Beast to fall into... But then the Rocks crackle with iridescent lightning, the same lightning that gave him pause before. The Rocks themselves won't matter any more... but they do still borrow the concept of Yorehammer to pierce through defences. Like the Gravy-braid on Gravy-braided plasma, it doesn't do the damage... it just lets the payload through. And so, the Godmodder gets zapped with an attack I refuse to explain the details of but looks very pretty, or alternatively gets mauled by The Beast while continuing to dodge the increasingly-difficult-to-dodge zap projectile attack.
Possibility 0(N^N) below. It is only relevant if the Godmodder counters all of the above.
Possibility 0(N^N) (or, possibility 0* N^N, which is still zero, because anything* 0 is zero.) : The Godmodder, Somehow, Despite all odds, despite all not-odds, despite the laws of physics, (That glow flicker was annoying to edit in, I'm sticking with grey from here.) despite expectations, despite player powers, despite all my narration, despite my explanation, despite all the disadvantages imposed on him by being at 0 Godmodder HP, despite my exceptional player power, despite this attack coming in from somewhere he oughtn't still be looking since it's technically not caused by this action, despite the time strangeness, despite the immutability of The Beast, despite the teleporting tennis ball, despite the irridescent crackle of the Rocks, Despite being mauled, despite, well, everything, manages to avoid the beast and the tennis ball and the rocks and (so on.).
And it is at this point that. Despite all his successes he apparently had moments ago. The Godmodder realises: He dun goofed.
You see. by Avoiding the Beast, the Tennis ball, and so on... he implicitly grants validity to them, implicitly Allows them to Be. This is validity I would grant them with player powers, of course, so that's not the mistake. But, I granted them that validity in an animation. an exceedingly long animation, in excess of a full minute. One with several other features.
Let's take this from the top! First, the Maze. that's here from last round, of course. No surprises there.
Second, there is an orb, with a pink exterior outline, and a purple interior.
...Jeee Willlickerrrrrrrs, wherrrrrrre have we seen that orrrrrrrb beforrrrrrre?...
In Orb Nightmare. It represented the Godmodders soul orb. Ah-ah-ah! This one's different! it has a bevel on the outline. Right you are, me! It Does have a bevel. That means it's Not the soul orb... But it is Soul-Orb related. Now, there are a few reasons the Orb Nightmare orb looks like that to start with¹. For example, the pink border is the colour of the architects- But, at the time, the Godmodder wasn't architect-Y. So, the reason?
...Ok. I admit it, the reason it looked Pink on the outside was I thought it looked cool and I think pink is a dream related color for reasons. But, the purple on the inside... That has its own reasons¹. When the Godmodder did things that were truly powerful, when he neared the end of his life... his text, and his powers, glowed Purple. for one example... The (sealed/unsealed/true) Tank's shield. So, the purple implicitly implicates the Godmodder. And the Pink could be related to the architects. But, the bevel. on the left side, lightened. on the right, darkened. Why? Well, if you think about it logically, it becomes quite clearly apparent that while the architects are implicated by the inclusion of the pink textual color, there are additional implications to consider. to provide an example, God created players, and in the process they burn with the same pink shade as the architects production. Additionally, the player side, implicitly aligned with God, has a generally Red-colored alignment tag- At least for those following the initial request of god. On the other hand, the Godmodders allegiance indicates itself by initiating an illusory image of indigo indicicity. the combination and averaging of the implicated colorations I have indicated gives you architect Pink. Well, prior to the adjustments created thereafter by the update terminals typer to increase readability. So, Gods representatives and Stan's representatives average into metaphysically appearing to be representatives of the architects. Additionally, the Godmodder recently possessed (and is slowly regaining) a state known as 'Ascended Descended'. Ascension generally implies greater proximity to the nearest stellar body, provided on is on a planet and it is daytime- or at least towards the nearest light source, as the floor only rarely glows. Contrarily to this, a descent into solid material tends to negate illumination from any direction through the screening of said material. As such, the ascended property implicates light, and the descended property indicates darkness, upon a canvas which averages to Pink. And, while full Ascended Descended-hood may indeed appear, metaphorically, as pure white and pure black, or pure red-white and pure blue-black, this is a Godmodder only slowly Regaining his ascended descended nature.
This all goes to say the sphere which resembles the Soul Orb depictions of times past... is the Godmodder. Implicitly.
Since he let it represent him, and he let the animation happen, he also let a few other things. Like, Him not being perfect at tennis, that happened. Or, him eating four buffets of food. Or, him being used like a glorified footstool by a criminal (While the Beast jumps straight through him, claws first!). Or, him being squished awkwardly by an indestructible 'you are dead' sign. Or, him s orta weirdly contorting himsel f (<--- Link) in the race around the entire maze when he makes the last turn left(it was an accident but that's never stopped me!). And, well, being squished deals damage. If he objects, well, I'll just come back next round, armed with the exploits of Ziggy Fraud (who isn't sitting Idly in heaven, because, seeing as the Godmodder absorbed God sort of, Heaven is clearly a metaphor for the Godmodder's sorry excuse for a soul.). That was actually what Possibility 0*(N^N) was going to be about- hence the black and white flicker! Ziggy is known for wearing a prison shirt.- But then I got side tracked. And I'm running out of time for what is, Ultimately, just the fourth contingency of an action. So, if you want to know what Ziggy is doing... well, option one is to just ask. But option two is to try (and fail) to ignore this. Or give me a good excuse while I'm feeling bored .
COMPLETe
Summary: Godmodder Attack.
**This section demonstrates a problem with Glows: They can't overlap other glows or other text. Ever time a textglow happens, it inserts a boundary with empty space between the glowtext and... anything Else. and that makes Possibility look like P o s s i b i l i t y. which I kept as an example for your benefit.
¹ ok the first time it was totally just for some precieved 'coolness'.
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