Defeat The Godmodder

[The_Two_Eternities]

3x:
I grab one of the Godmodders, and toss them through a skylight embedded in the ground. When he gets his bearings back from falling on the floor, he finds himself at a station on an assembly line. All the stations to his left and right are occupied by automated heavy machinery - he's the only person around. Looking in front of him, he sees a grindstone attached to a pole. Looking down at the conveyor belt, he sees a rock with a piece of paper next to it. The paper reads "Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, grinding away at the rock. The conveyor belt whirs into action, and another rock and piece of paper arrive at his station. The paper reads "Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder smirks. Whoever that Player was, he just made a tactical error. That Player can't do two Godmodder attacks at the same time, and he can do repetitive grindstone-based tasks for a lot longer than the Player can stand to watch him. The Godmodder turns the lever four times.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
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"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever zero full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." As the Godmodder is turning the lever, a loud crunching noise comes from the station after his. He looks over, just in time to see a robotic arm smash against his chest, shoving him against the grindstone and trapping him there.
A motor hidden inside the grindstone turns on, and it starts grinding.

After four minutes in which the Godmodder is abraded by a grindstone, he manages to escape through the skylight. Workplace safety is no meme, John Smith.

 

[Its_a_cauldron_plot!]

Oh my, this looks quite fun~

I start by summoning a small moon sized planetoid.

I then hollow it out and start putting support structures inside it.

When that is done, I take the minerals I got from following it out and start turning into a factory.

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

Oh my, this looks quite fun~

I start by summoning a small moon sized planetoid.

I then hollow it out and start putting support structures inside it.

When that is done, I take the minerals I got from following it out and start turning into a factory.

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"I'd make a witty comment about how there's still newcomers even at the end of the war, but we need all the help we can get." I say aloud with a wry smile. "All I'm going to say is that you shouldn't plan for the long term, because either we win soon or we're all dying soon. Don't be afraid to set some things up for multi-turn shenanigans, but don't take too long, is what I'm saying."

 

[Its_a_cauldron_plot!]

"I'd make a witty comment about how there's still newcomers even at the end of the war, but we need all the help we can get." I say aloud with a wry smile. "All I'm going to say is that you shouldn't plan for the long term, because either we win soon or we're all dying soon. Don't be afraid to set some things up for multi-turn shenanigans, but don't take too long, is what I'm saying."

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hhhhmmm, got it

 

[The quiet watcher]

The quiet watcher grapples one of the Godmodders with his flying Brick abilities, utilizing speed and his portals over everything else to successfully close the distance before the Godmodder or the clones of him could react. Once he'd grabbed the Godmodder, he used his Stand's arms in tandem with his own to lift the Godmodder horizontally above his head, his attempts to nullify his grip and the Stand's grip failing from the fields pinning the arms against The Godmodder's body. Then, he was brought down.

Many people don't get that Bane was named for many reasons. He was the Bane of the prison he grew up in, he was the bane of the Bat, he was the bane of the underworld, or at least the parts of it he didn't try to rule. Above all else though, he was the Bane of his foes, a title no Godmodder ever wrested from him even long after his death. He also gave his name to the move he carried out on the Bat, the Bane's knee. This move was a perfect, calculated method against which there was no true defense, something Bane knew, but didn't truly understand. That made sense, since its true level of ridiculousness was only discovered hundreds of years after his death. It didn't matter what you were, how armored your body was, or even whether or not you had a spine when it was preformed. It would break whoever ended up against it when preformed correctly.

As the Godmodder's back impacted the quiet watcher's knee when he was brought down with all the force a black hole could output, all he could do was lament on the perfection he was being broken with.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

The Alignment System agrees, and restores you to your rightful place! As you both get ready to leave, the system slips you a piece of paper:

"You ever need anything big guy, you just give me a call >_ I 555-555-5555"

*snip*

[AG]CaptainNZZZ

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OOC: Should be [N]CaptainNZZZ

To continue my future plot, I pour a bunch of hydrogen peroxide all over the current battlefield. Add some phaseshifting on a metaphysical timer and my prep work is almost complete. (x1)

To increase my own survivability, as expected from a filthy Neutral, I place upon myself Kavacha and Kundala. Divine light shaped into a magnificent armor that conceptually reduces all damage inflicted upon my form to a tenth of its original value. Well, in Canon at least. It's defensive properties still carry over as I replicate this armor from Fate but its exact effectiveness has unfortunately been degraded. Some nonsense called balance... (x2)

 

[Daskter]

Focus:
Target all three.

Suddenly a mimic replaces the ground under The Godmodders and bites their foot.

 

[Strider626]

I add peircing as a concept onto that one bullet
Then colour it red
As we all know red things are obviously faster
And then look at the gun
Even though the bullet is powerful
The gun might become the weak link
Thus i enhance it
Fire and bone flows over the gun and makes into even more epic looking
Many bone based motifs appear on it

Finally i take it out a red heart
It is part of my soul
A soul is a powerful thing
And sacrifice it in order to empower the bullet even more

Then i do my ultimate powerup, I take a feather from that goose and stick it on my gun

Now it's done
I look at that damn godmodder
And ask
... ... ....... ..... ....

To find out what incredible question was asked
Stay tuned
See you on the next episode

 

[The_Nonexistent_Tazz]

I lunch the 1st Godmodder.

 

[Captain.Cat]

Seeing what Torix is doing I decide to aid them by empowering their attack with what energy I can offer to them. 'I wish for Torix action to be empowered so they have a better chance of succeeding against John Smith.' Suddenly in a flash of red light a red orb is floating next to me that is pulsing with player energy. After a few moments of floating midair it quickly starts moving over to Torix until it touches them and the power is then suddenly transferred to them giving a boost in power.

(3 CP given to Torix Focus attack.)

 

[Moniker]

[1x]


As the Godmodder didn't turn the Grindstone by hand, he obviously triggered the 'IFF he tries to escape' clause - And since he didn't counter my attack, The Rocks obviously must have hit him- this having been what happened in the past when he doesn't actually counter an attack.
this is targetted at his GM hp, to be clear- and since this attack happened Before the combat oparadi, it logically must have hit the original.

[1x] I rapidly-by-which-I-mean-instantly construct a small restaurant with free samples for the meal. The finishing touch, a fraction of a second later, is a sign on the restaurant:

JOE's Player Injury Healing Elixir Juice Shop
First Come, First Serve
No Exceptions​

As it happens, the position in which I constructed the restaurant leaves one player a mere tiny fraction of a second from reaching the door from their prior movement- and thus being the first to arrive. As well, the prices for elixirs are outrageous- seven actions of debt for one tiny bottle of juice? And it doesn't even have anything accounting for action strength- though that's forgivable enough, seeing as it's obviously intended only to cater to, you know, players, not entities or Godmodders. And... there's only one free sample in the sample tray. probably because the player doesn't actually have enough actions to heal more then one person. Scammer, using the price being payed directly to heal the payee- Despicable.
The Godmodder, of course, notices this all instantly. There's very little time for him to react- nowhere near enough to use the godmodding-powered wide-range observation-focused scry he's been known to make use- But he knows that if he beats the player (it's, lets say... [INJURED PLAYERNAME TO COME AFTER EDITTING TO COMPLY WITH NEXT DOP (at the time i write this no players are injured)]) into the door, JOE will have to do what the sign says! It would be false advertising to privilege someone else with the free sample if the Godmodder makes it to the door first. The sign even says 'No Exceptions', in bold! JOE probably thinks it'll help resolve arguments if he goes by strict time ordering, hmpf, hmpf.
In short, the Godmodder has very little time indeed to think about things, and has to quickly make a choice- to either enter the restaurant to steal the healing, or hang back in fear of a trap.
>Enter the Restaurant

Spoiler

The Godmodder rapidly soars through the not-air, entering the restaurant mere instants before [injured playername]! Arriving directly in front of JOE (who is staffing the shop with a name tag which says 'My Name is: JOE' and has a 0.10155 millimeter slant off from perfectly straight, something JOE seems to consider amusing), The Godmodder interrupts JOE's welcoming shpeil before he can toss in a tutorial/introduction and Demands JOE give him the free sample, and is rewarded with...
A Blank Look.
"...Why exactly should I give you a free sample?"
The Godmodder points to the sign.
"Yes, it does say 'First Come, First Serve', but, As I was about to explain, store policy is tha-"
The Godmodder points at the No Exceptions, explaining that JOE has to comply because there are no exceptions.
"Well, yes. There are no exceptions. As such-"
The Godmodder ignores JOE(or maybe he stops to listen. it doesn't matter at this point. I'll assume he does, but if he doesn't then the possibilities reconverge right after the Godmodder figures out the trap), walking over to the tiny glass bowl with a single serving of JOE's Player Injury Healing Elixir Juice in it. While he does this, JOE continues talking.
"-you will have to comply with store policy, which you have expressed support of. to be more precise with my explanation, I should clarify that-"
The Godmodder picks up the bowl, heading over to one of the little restaurant chairs. or maybe he just picks it up and lifts it to his mouth. regardless...
"-as the first to come, policy is that you will be the first to Serve"
The Godmodder freezes in confusion. huh? Of course, with his limited intellect which is nonetheless rather accelerated and of notable size (which he likes to Pretend is limitless), he figures it out, his frozen position switching from being because of confusion to Horror. Ignoring his comprehension and talking either to him or reality or just to hear himself talk (he really seems to like the sound of his own voice), JOE continues in a lecturing tone:
"Normally, when one reads a sign by a store, it would read 'First come, first served', indicating the store will service the first to arrive. It has to be 'Served', as otherwise it would indicate the first people to enter the restaurant..."
compelled by the rules he himself just tried to enforce, the Godmodder rises from his seat / lowers the bowl from his mouth, and...
"Will unexpectedly find themselves working there."
...walks over to stand next to the door, offering samples to whichever player happens to approach- maybe [injured playername], but they might have turned around once they registered the presence of a resteraunt.
"And there are, after all, No Exceptions."
From here, descriptions of what the Godmodder tries to do are Assumptions. On the other hand, descriptions of what he physically does are not.
Mentally, the Godmodder struggles (probably) against the Rule. It's fruitless, though. He poured his own authority on a conceptual level into the rule, First Come, First Serve. And even beyond that, he enforced that there are No Exceptions. He didn't notice the mistake he was making, of course, but... It's too late. Weighing down on him is his own power with a thread of mine. Rational debate drones on in the background, explaining the history of this little trick of phrasing (without ever calling it that, of course. It's not a trick, no sirree steve!), dictating the terms implicitly required. Still, the Godmodder doesn't struggle too hard (probably) mentally. He has time- nobody has walked into the shop yet, and he has until then before there can be a mistake.
"John, what are you standing there for? The morning rush starts in just three minutes! Come on, you'll need to hurry to prepare enough patented Player Injury Healing Elixir Juice for the day."
Unwillingly, the Godmodder walks over to a small cooler in the corner. It has a lot of ingredients, but most of them are rotten- There's no way he can make player injury healing elixir juice with these! The Godmodder stops for a moment, before JOEs voice echos through his mind (apparently the store policy agreement is enchanted):
"section 8.3a, cooking: Workers, Interns, and chefs are obligated to provide resources for Player Injury Healing Elixir Juice if they fail to report the insufficient ingredients at least one hour in advance."
The Godmodder has a thought. If he just-"Section 8.3c, Quality Assurance. If a worker, intern, chef, or other service staff fails to provide Player Injury Healing Elixir Juice meeting store standards, they must serve additional hours at the discretion of the store manager." No dice. Of course, even as those words were playing out, the Godmodders body was working on autopilot, conjuring, chopping, mixing, and enchanting ingredients with his Godmodding powers at a rate that might make mortal men envious. Whatever the 'Morning Rush' is, he doesn't want to underprepare for it... It's subtle, but he can tell from his minutes of experience dealing with JOEbobs (more then nearly anybody except the surviving Arbiter has, probably : P ) that section 8.3c also covers failing to provide Any, or enough, Player Injury Healing Elixir Juice- it would be a failure to provide the juice. Probably another section which specifies, too...
At any rate, the Godmodder prepares for three minutes. At lightning speed he tries to spot loopholes probably, but Store Policy is labyrinthine, nested, couched in legal language at random intervals, covers some things only through implication which are later taken for granted, and... it seems to be Growing. Not only that, but: "Section 1.1. Any additions or changes to store policy are retroactive and apply to all employees or workers at the store" (1.1a: Employees cannot exit the premises during store hours or preparation time.)- As long as the Godmodder is technically a worker, JOE can plug holes, and the definition for worker is 'first non-employee to enter the restaurant' (non-employee, since JOE is an employee. The Godmodder doesn't want to push for retroactive employeehood, though- he's looked through a few bits of the Employee Ruleset (which starts at Section 13.0y, as it happens) and they get treated way worse unless they are literally JOE.) with a dozen sub-clauses defining enter, non-employee, restaurant... and so on.
"John, remember to serve them with a smile! in the service industry, your smile is like your resume, after all! Oh, and make sure you've got enough juice for the free samples- but no swiping any! That's company property!"
Then, the morning rush starts. And it is a Rush! the doorway flickers like a mirrage before shifting appearance rapidly,players rapidly flying through it (as it turns out a portal rapidly approached them while they were blinking), and the Godmodder has to approach politely and offer them Player Injury Healing Elixir Juice- Turns out there are as many free samples as there is products, and the Godmodder just had to spend 3 minutes making the product. Luckily, he can use his Godmodding Powers to move at superspeed to hold up the bowl without letting it fall while continuing to prepare juice- He's barely keeping up as it is, and if he has to wait politely for the players dullard brains to respond he'd definitely fail to fulfil section 8.3c.
I'm going to skip the rest of the description, because I think most of the potentially amusing parts- and the jist- have already been explained. so...:
By the end of his shift, the Godmodder is- not exhausted, but definitely a little weary. With a start, he realizes he spent an entire action working at the store- That explains how so many players got healed,too... Darn it, he thinks. probably.

SUMMARY: Steal a Godmodder Action and heal a bunch of injured players. annoy the Godmodder.

>Hang Back and Watch

Spoiler

The Godmodder Hangs back. [INJURED PLAYERNAME TO COME AFTER EDITTING TO COMPLY WITH NEXT DOP (at the time i write this no players are injured)] walks into the store, and quickly downs the free sample, glowing with healing energies. They then decide to stick around for a bit and help JOE cook for a while, not expending any actions but having a jolly old time. after a while, they part ways, JOE continuing to manage his shop, the other person doing whatever it is they do. a warbling energy distortion moves around and eats players, then spits them out, disgruntled. whatever. not important; JOE doesn't accomplish anything other then healing like, one person other then [INJURED PLAYERNAME TO COME AFTER EDITTING TO COMPLY WITH NEXT DOP (at the time i write this no players are injured)] (who turns out to actually be named [INJURED PLAYERNAME TO COME AFTER EDITTING TO COMPLY WITH NEXT DOP (at the time i write this no players are injured)] and not be an injured player, but to function like a player because they're sorta metaphysically JOE), who got a free sample.
SUMMARY: heal like one random injured player.

[1x] not having any more good ideas for my third action, and knowing more actions hardly affects shenanigans at all, I spend this third action on giving my second body a bazzillion time-warped years to grow itself into a true power just in case I die despite my goodness at not dying. Also, the second body gets a core of consolidated player energy stored in a special compartment for emergencies.

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The Godmodder DID turn the Grindstone by hand! It was just his copy's hand. That's all. Still him. Still totally counts. Indisputably.

The Godmodder HATES servitude! He HATES it! 1 damage! Because he paid in blood, he has not lost an action. Healing pulse! The Players around you are healed, and an additional random player healed to full!

You do stuff to your second body. Whatever.

"This isn't working." ES grimly says, slightly burnt by the fire of a meteor before he spends his first two actions healing himself. "His HP is going up faster than it's going down, and our first turn was probably our best shot. Things just get worse from now on."

"I mean, if we knew which one was which it'd help, but we need more DPS, and that'd require scouting. Of course, if we could scout and DPS at the same time-"

He paused, then turned to Amelia. "Get my the Lyrans on the phone. Yes I know they'll only exist for this attack, we can take care of that next turn!"

This week on The Adventures of Steiner Assault Scout Squad:

<Attention, attention!> Out from seemingly nowhere, a 100 ton giant mecha appears, falling from above. <We need to identify the Godmodder immediately!>

<Frederich One reporting, suggest we attempt to stealthily eliminate a decoy to try to narrow search field.> Suddenly, one of the Verraad's gets blown up by a giant cannon shell coming from behind. <Ordnance delivered with precision and subtlety.>

<Frederich Two here, identification is progressing smoothly. However, I am approaching dangerously close to the enemy.> A third giant mech slams into the same Godmodder from above, delivering the People's Elbow in the process. <I do not believe I was noticed!>

<Frederich Three present, to further identification window I am slowing my dissent with all means.> A cavalcade of cannon shells, lasers, and missiles then crashes into the same Godmodder once again, appearing out of utter secrecy, practical invisibility. <Ah, yes, I can see properly now. Resuming scouting operations.>

<Well done all! If we keep up this level of scouting, we are sure to be honoured by the Archon herself! Continue with Operation Invisible Spying at your discretion. Command out.>

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Somehow, this "scouting" successfully reveals one of the Godmodders to be a fake, even as they easily swat aside the attacks! One Godmodder listed as fake! Identify them again to see their HP!

Action 1: I boop a godmodder's snoot.
This doesn't do much except make the Godmodder's head jump back in mild confusion

Action 2: Until the obligatory head recoil action results in him sending his head back too far.
Wait, he's still flying backwards, someone has tampered with the momentum values in the Godmodder's code!
He goes sailing backwards until he hits his head on a rock and dies tragically.

Action 3: Piono summons up another one-way floor in the way of Verraad's assault. This time it's a disco pad. The flashing lights threaten to give the Godmodder a seizure.

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As you send the Godmodder flailing back, he hits an invisible wall much sooner than expected! Huh? The lifeless not-godmodder falls to the floor. Is this the Godmodder's doing?

The walls suddenly become visible. The disco floor you were about to summon is already here! You suddenly find your limbs moving, twisting themselves into painful approximations of "dance moves"! Disco music begins playing, only instead of disco music, its just "HONK" over and over! You look up with horror, and see that instead of a disco ball, there is only a goose!

HONK. HONK. HONK. HONK.

You can only cower in fear, desperately forced to dance for fear of the goose's wrath!

...(Eventually, it ends... you're not sure how... but now you're tired...)

Two clones should be at 2/3 HP. They got hit by Alastair.

[FOCUS] - Anti-Focus, Part 1
"Hey, anyone who wants this to work should try and help here! This is gonna be... REALLY shenanigan-y to pull off!" With that out of the way, lets begin.

To start with, I realize what the Godmodder is doing here - he's utilizing FOCUS, an ability from the game Hollow Knight to heal himself for one point of health, which would be a mask in that game... bus that's not important. What is important is the fact that FOCUS requires SOUL... and has a maximum on how much it can contain.

Even with the Godmodder's fully upgraded Soul Meter and Vessels, allowing for a maximum of 6 healing actions when fully filled, the main problem is that as of right now, the Godmodder is at 3 HP from 0, meaning he's got three heal actions left... And can get more by attacking Players.

Therefore, the answer is simple. I drain the Godmodder's Soul Meter, making him unable to use the Soul he acquired for healing as it drains into a non-existent state. Now, we just need to prevent him from getting enough to heal again!

Summary - Apply video game logic from Hollow Knight to determine how the Godmodder heals. Drain the supply of Soul he uses to prevent healing. Wait for chain-posting (hopefully) to either make this better or add on further effects to prevent the Godmodder from regaining his Soul Meter charge.

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The health of each clone is currently "masked".

The Godmodder draws on many sources of healing, and the Soul Meter is one of them! He will only be able to heal a maximum of two times this turn! No, wait... power is flowing into you from captain.cat! You restrict his soul so hard, he's forced to burn effort getting it back to normal! The Godmodder can only heal once this turn!

1 action: heal the wounds et cetera, et cetera . . . THROUGH THE POWER OF THE RED CROSS

2 action, 3 action, red action, blue action: by the power of my famous self-duplication capacity, and by the power of being a flying brick, a CALAMITOUS CONSTRUCTION CASCADE is prepared . . . it'll drop on John when he first attempts that requires focus on something other than the aforementioned swarm of flying bricks, such as, say, healing.

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You heal the wounds of Exoskeletal!

The next time the Godmodder attempts to heal more than twice in a turn, a truck will fall on him!

Well... This isn't working!
We just have to keep trying!

Action 1-3: After taking about 4-5 minutes in recovering for the college mishap, We see that there are 4 Verraad's now. We randomly decide to go after the first Verraad on the list. I charge at him and spawn in a yellow gun which Justice makes a physical appearance out of our body and fires, Knowing that Verraad will dodge that one cuz it's so obvious that he will, Bravery gets a physical body and punches the crap out of Verraad. Perseverance comes out as well and throws his book which turns into spiders which turns out to be Papyrus inserting Spaghetti into his veins. The spaghetti is poisoned with a deadly virus of "Taking some damage you hecker". Lastly, Determination also comes out and performs a massive combo on all angles which ends with me walking in and throwing a bone at the godmodder. what? i am trying to give him a bone because he is so bone-ly. hah! good one me! then i leave shortly after

Meanwhile, Back in Shadrix's ship

Alright Kirby, I managed to get the ship ready to leave. Any updates?
Well sir, there seem to be more players than before. like WAY more.

Shadrix looks at the viewing hud and notices them.

Yeah.... I do notice them... why are they here now? Its not like-

He freezes. He has a look of realization on his face. He looks at Bill, then at Scott but its a girl. then to all the other players.

Sir? Are you ok?
Kirby? it's time...
Time for what?
I'm coming in. Set a course for the battlefield.

Kirby does as instructed and the ship blasts off. Shadrix sits in his main chair and presses a button on the armchair. The button looks like a suit with many colorful dots in the middle. 7 of them to be precise. After the button has been pressed, The suit comes flying in and opens up. The suit flies on him and closes up. The chest opens up to reveal 8 slots. The 8th slot is already been taken. It's a slot for the Master Emerald. The Master Emerald glows, calling out to the chaos emeralds. The 7 chaos emeralds fly in and go into the 7 slots. The suit glows with energy and Shadrix's eyes have a shine of rainbow as he smugs.

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The Godmodder easily swats aside your attacks. Until you throw... IT. The BONE.

The Godmodder suddenly remembers that its SPOOKTOBER! He actually doesn't know what the exact in-universe Earth date is, but even if it's January right now, it's still SPOOKTOBER! Oh no!

The Godmodder's skeleton bursts out of his chest and begins dancing! 1 damage to the Godmodder you targeted! Healing pulse!

FOCUS! ALL THAT IS NEEDED:
I fire mah lazers. This meme is so frequently memed, that even the Godmodder and copies roll their eyes. They likely just handwave the lazer away and deflect it elsewhere. What they didn't see wes the bullet hiding in the lazer, piercing one of their defenses, and damaging them.
IS A BULLET FROM A GUN!

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The godmodder deflects the bullet easily! The bullet goes flying off...

I throw on my new Stormdancer's Brace... "This looks really freaking coooool."

3 ACTION FOCUS - STORMTRANCE: "Guardian me! I need a Stormtrance!" Stormtrance lands right on me, and I smirk. "Y'know, this exotic makes me more juicy the more enemies I kill, and we're in a void with many Taken. This isn't going to end well for you!" I zap up a bunch of conveniently placed taken, do a Stormtrance Teleport behind the group of "John's", and blast them with SITH LIGHTNING! "Y'know, having UNLIMITED POWER is really cool." I wink, causing a mini calamity of Unlimited Power memes to wash over the battlefield. "Ahhh... Stormtrance, what a fine lady you are."

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The Johns all easily deflect the SITH LIGHTNING, sending it careening elsewhere...

"This is getting out of hand... now there are four of them!"

All actions:
Comboing off of Gold's Stormtrance, I produce an arc staff and deliver a series of followup attacks on every version of the godmodder he hit, using Gold's ambient lightning to empower myself.

"Arc boys rise up!"

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The Godmodders easily deflect the Arcs, causing them to go elsewhere...

I take a look at what Torix is doing and get an idea. I take a HUUGGGGEEE step and-

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Action Summary:

Okay, I'm here. But I need to be elsewhere. Since the next step usually wuold be the UPDATE.... I take ANOTHER step and-

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...Not what I was thinking, but close enough. I dig into the mechanics a bit and find what I'm looking for.

The Godmodder's Curse of Repetition. I proceed to drag it with me BACK to my post-

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Action Summary:

Okay, just a bit more-

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-THERE WE GO. I proceed to modify it. There.

Now John Smith, Verraad the Godmodder, can be hit with the Curse of Repetition!

And for good measure I stick it to Torix's Soul drain, meaning it's even verified by the current Godmodder himself! If he tries to heal... well, it won't be pretty.

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CURSE OF REPETITION strengthened! Now, if the Godmodder ever tries to heal MORE than three times in a turn for any reason, it'll only be half as effective!

Action 1: I use high-powered Starsight to analyze the molecular composition of all four Verraads to determine which ones are damaged. Also, unless they have the exact same molecular composition as the real deal, it should reveal which of them are clones and which one is real.

Then, since the duplicates probably don't have full Souls and thus there's no Manipulation Boundary around them, I use direct telekinesis to mulch the internals of one of the clones (or one of them picked randomly if I can't figure out which one is a clone), causing severe instant damage to it.

Action 3: Hey, I stole Amara's Siren powers from the Borderlands universe!

How did you-

I tricked one of the Sirens into passing their powers down to me when they died, then waited for them to die. Turns out that Amara basically can't die in combat, but got killed by accidentally kicking an explosive barrel.

Doesn't that mess up their whole universe?

Don't worry, she got better due to the New-U technology. Plus, when you think about it, the Borderlands universe is actually a mess of parallel universes anyways.

Now, I'd like a gun.

Here's the Gamma Cannon. It's a legendary Maliwan weapon that fires a massive piercing beam of gamma radiation, and can switch to a piercing fire beam that causes any irradiated targets hit by it to detonate.

And you can also have my four drone plasma pistols. Which are apparently corrosive weapons now because they're green.

I mean, plasma is particularly effective against armor of the Thermal Alloy variation, just like other corrosion elemental weapons.

After optimizing my version of Amara's powers, it's time to attack. I start by using Phasegrasp on the real Verraad (or a random one if the identify of the true Verraad has not been established), briefly incapacitating him. This effect is augmented in two ways. Firstly, the effect chains to all nearby enemies, grabbing the other three Verraads as well. Secondly, with Ties That Bind, a portion of all inflicted damage is shared between all targets.

I teleport into an optimal position, letting me line up to pierce through two Verraads at once. Unfortunately, the Verraads were smart enough to split up to prevent me from lining up a shot through all four of them. I fix this with a quick secondary portal, redirecting the beam after it passes through the first two Verraads and putting it on a line to pierce through the other two.

Then, I fire the beam in radiation mode, irradiating all four Verraads. All four of them now take damage over time, and share that damage over time with each other, which is all shared through the Ties That Bind augment, inflicting massive damage.

But wait, there's more! Because of a modification I made to the phasegrasp effect, after each impact with a phasegrasped target, secondary projectiles will be created that ricochet into other Verraads. These projectiles themselves have a good chance of ricocheting again after they impact another Verraad, and the result is projectiles flying everywhere causing additional damage to all four of them.

Then, just before the phasegrasp is set to expire, I switch the Gamma Cannon to fire to detonate all of the Verraads, causing an explosive chain reaction that causes even more damage.

The only good news for Verraad(s) is that the Gamma Cannon consumes an insane amount of ammo, so I just emptied my Assault Rifle ammo supply (why is a laser weapon using assault rifle ammo? I don't know, probably something about trying to make all ammo compatible for all weapon types or something). So, I'm not goign to be able to shoot them anymore.

Wait. I have telekinetically-operated drone pistols, and they've been charging up a shot for the whole duration of my beam barrage against the Godmodders. Each plasma pistol aims at one of the Verraads and fires a final parting shot.

Action 3: I start analyzing stolen New-U blueprints alongside existing resurrection technology and the current situation to figure out whether we've got a way to resurrect everyone now.

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You determine that the second Verraad down the list is fake, due to a single molecule being slightly out of place! Analyze him again to learn his HP!

As you prepare to fire at Verraad, he smugly points out that you used TWO third actions. That's ILLEGAL! Ashamed, you don't fire your cannon.

You do not have any means of standard resurrection. That is one of the few powers which is withheld to Players, most likely due to God's interference.

I grab one of the Verraads and hook him up to a brand new Karpinsky-Brand Video Player, which allows you to relive the video through the power of Karp-O-Vision! Anything that happens to you, you experience, up to and including death! For this reason, the Karpinsky-Brand Video Player is banned in almost every Plane, and everywhere on Earth into the bargain (except Texas. Texas be crazy).

The video opens on a loading screen. A voice starts talking in a slightly annoying tone:

"Hey, guys, Karpinsky here. Today I'm going to be speedrunning Defeat the Godmodder."

The loading screen transitions to a view of the HEXAGONAFIELD. Verraad realizes he's seeing the video from his own perspective.

"So right from the start you're going to build up input lag while the initial HEXAGONAFIELD is loading in, then backwards long jump to the northern edge of the playable area."

One of the players rockets away from Verraad at top speeds, heading due north.

"You'll clip out fairly easily, but you need to keep going until you die. To save space, the Bank of Actions and Last Stand are on the same map as the HEXAGONAFIELD, and the death barrier surrounding the Bank sends you straight to the Breaking Bad sidequest."

A few minutes later, Verraad feels the telltale rush of a player dying. He gains a 15% speedboost from the player's death.

"Once you spawn in your cell, you need to abuse the infinite bread inventory glitch to clip out of bounds. This time, all you have to do is fall straight down. Once you hit ground, run west until you hit the Ruins. All the sidequests load on the same map, again to save space, so you use the bread again to clip in and grab the Soul Weakness tablet. This trips the flag and sends you straight to the final fight: Verraad at 1 HP."

Verraad is momentarily distracted by the other players attacking him, but manages to hear "Soul Weakness tablet" right before the whole game warps and he's forcibly moved to the final boss area. The pain of 299 hit points of damage at once nearly overwhelms him.

"Normally you'd have to use trial and error at this point, but the devs were lazy and there are only five potential Soul Weaknesses: cubicles, tape measures, red staplers, yardsticks, and squid. You'll be able to tell from the two letters on the tablet which one of those it is."

Verraad sees the player check the Soul Weakness tablet, then charge up an attack. He moves to strike before the player can, but is interrupted by the voice.

"Two things trivialize the fight. First, the tribulations were skipped entirely, so Verraad has no divine powers or Descendancy and is stuck with one action per turn. Second, you're still technically in "prison mode," where your typical Player wound meter is replaced with a mental integrity bar that only lowers if you sleep. Verraad won't know that. So you use the Critical Soul Weakness and he just dies."

As Verraad just dies, he hears the voice say a few final words:

"Don't forget to like, subscribe, and click that notification bell for more great content!"

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SPEEDRUN COMPLETE! Unfortunately, due to RNG reasons, despite doing everything right you are still 00:00:03 behind the world record. Sorry.

2 damage to a random Godmodder! Healing pulse! You hit the Godmodder at the bottom of the list...

FAKE GODMODDER DESTROYED! +10% Player Shenanigans power! Two fake Godmodders remain...

"oh dear, oh no there's 4 of them!!"

(x1)I invoke the sacred fig, and blast a Godmodder with Ducks, Goose and a few sharp PECKS, this of course is a distraction on the decoy which was meant to be distracted by my distraction while i figure out that it was a distraction for me by Verrad whom is distracted by reading this post as he gets violently shanked by a tanto knife...

(x1) meanwhile another Verrad is treated to a dance by another me, who grants a wild waltz with the Godmodder, unfortunately, microtranslations happened and the sauce of days invaded this waltz and possessed the Godmodder, forcing me to murder him with my Grenade Launcher i pulled out of my pocket.

(x1) Space bends, and now another Verrad is Pink, he's also the elephant in the room, thus he's now a pink elephant which means he's now unforgettable, because you can't forget pink elephants. Except of course, they exist purely in the Mind which now Verrad is, i now proceed to "escort" him to the Hallway of Cursedposting and i throw him inside.After a metaphorical Eternity, i open back the door and the Godmodder escapes, panting for his breath after witnessing unspeakable horrors both of form and function. He then is thus vulnerable to the anvil and Pianos dropping onto him.

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You almost complete your first action, but then get distracted by a poster for the newest movie "Distraction 2: The Red Herring".

You dance with Verraad! You thought it'd be easy, but he's faster than you ever imagined! Your movements are faster, even faster, faster still...! Before you know it, you're waking up on the ground in a pool of vomit wondering what the heck happened.

The horrors the Godmodder witnessed were so unspeakable, he applies brain bleach in the hope of forgetting them. However, brains are not meant to have bleach applied to them, so a godmodder takes 1 damage! Healing pulse!

GODMODDER COPY DESTROYED! Player shenanigans power goes up by 10%!

Focus: big mistake

A bunch of copies of me start to appear behind me. Next, they utilize flash step to get around the one of the godmodder (copy or not), specifically, the third one. They put down spikes. The godmodder steps over them. They send bombs at him, he blows them back with a leaf blower, and the spikes that still have chunks of the ground they cling onto also followed. The clones then gathered in the direction that the godmodder sent them in, but being the bullshit that he is, sent them in as curve objects as they span around towards me. The clones then rushed towards my location, and end up being pummeled to death by the barrage of debris. The godmodder sends a very smug emoji face, which i receive with utmost grace in my partial failure of that action. John narrows his eyes at me, catching onto my face's unsaid statement of partial failure. He takes a look around, to his left, right, behind his back, in front, up, down, even inside himself, but finds nothing. Then, a hand reaches from behind him to grasp onto his left shoulder, but the godmodder is fast to react as he grasps the wrist of the hand. "I EXPE--". Another hand reaches for his other shoulder, but is grasped by the same hand that grasped the other hand. "I ALSO EXPECT--". A hand reaches to slap his bum, but is held by the toes of the godmodder. " I ALS--". A punch tries to find itself in the godmodder's face, but is stopped by his moving locks of hair. "I" A smack is heard as multiple hands try to grapple onto his body, but are instead caught. "EXPECTED" A punch is deflected off his groin as some of his clothes rearrange themselves to show metal. " IT ALLL--......" Verraad stops talking suddenly, and his face is looking very very pale. A hand is cocked to punch but different from the other attempts, is that this one's origin can be traced to the main in red dressing of a cardinal, and he announces. "NO ONE" The hand moves further back. "EXPECTS" The godmooder tries to block it, but is stopped by all the other hands that have grabbed onto any possible limb ever, including his tongue. "THE" His hand stops as grinding noises are heard coming from the inside of his fist. "SPANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII----" visions of genocide and war rage across the godmodders eyes, as if its a black and white movie that is reeling in front of his eye--- .... For anyone around us, they can see an image of me sliding a film across the godmodder's eyes very quickly.... VERY quickly....*cough, Let's get back to the schedule. The cardinal extends the I, until his face is red, and throat is hoarse. Ending at an "sh" He takes a deep breathe, and RELEASES "INQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII---" The time the punch takes to reach the godmodder's face is expressed in the shout. As it gathers up so much momentum and speed from how long it took to accelerate, that it just FLASHES into the face of the godmodder. "IIIISSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITIIIOOOONNN" The punch is so powerful, that it sent the godmodder reeling back, stumbling into some of the debris left from my clones, and trips, ending flat on his back, on the ground.

The cardinal pants harshly before gathering himself to face me. I pass him some gold that goes into a hidden pocket of his.
" Thank you for calling upon our services.-----" (continued by GM, if he wants)

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The Godmodder deflects the punch, using a magic barrier despite having no limbs, sending it elsewhere!

But he's deflected one too many times! The punch combines with the Arc attack, forming ARC PUNCH! The Arch Punch combines with the lightning, forming the LIGHTNING ARC PUNCH! The Lightning Arc Punch combines with the bullet, forming the LIGHTNING ARC PUNCH BULLET! The Lightning Arc Punch Bullet combines with Strider's Heart to become the RED SOUL LIGHTNING ARC PUNCH BULLET! Together, they slam into the Godmodder, the real one, from behind, dealing 1 damage! Healing pulse!

Eyowe pulls out what seems to be a part of a plant characterized by a long stalk ending with a cylindrical bulb at its end. The Godmodder and his fakes see this and are immediately overcome with the desire to bite it. Yep, it seems to be a Godmoddernip. The Godmodder and his fakes all bump their heads into each other as they all leap for the Godmoddernip. A bit of them attempting to bite into the nip like piranhas below a meal being hanged above water later, an unspecified one, fake or real, gets to it and bites it.

...whoops, that wasn't Godmoddernip. It's actually Godmoddernip's look-alike that's actually bad for Godmodders, Godmoddersbane. The Godmodder that bit into it begins coughing the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody. That's not good for their throat.

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1 damage to a random Godmodder! Healing pulse!

As revenge, the Godmodder spawns some Krill13nip behind you! You're forced to eat it, even though you know full well its been poisoned! You are now slightly injured!

I attack the third Godmodder on the list by hugging them, but while they were distracted by that I stab them in the back. Then, while they are distracted by that as well, I put poison in their mouth and force them to swallow it.

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You hug a cactus! Wait... what?

As you pull back from the cactus, painful needles stinging your arms HONK.

...Oh no.

Turning around, you see a horrible goose, holding the poison you were about to use earlier in its beak! You realize that the goose probably has some horrible plan for the poison, and you need to retrieve it immediately!

You begin chasing the goose, as it HONKs all the way! You're not nearly as fast as normal, and you're always just barely keeping up, your movement as though you're in a nightmare...

Finally, with a HONK, the goose trips, dropping the poison, and flies away! You dive at it, but too late, the poison spills onto a baby cactus, causing it to genetically mutate and grow up into a poisonous cactus, which you hit face-first!

You are now slightly injured!

3x:
I grab one of the Godmodders, and toss them through a skylight embedded in the ground. When he gets his bearings back from falling on the floor, he finds himself at a station on an assembly line. All the stations to his left and right are occupied by automated heavy machinery - he's the only person around. Looking in front of him, he sees a grindstone attached to a pole. Looking down at the conveyor belt, he sees a rock with a piece of paper next to it. The paper reads "Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, grinding away at the rock. The conveyor belt whirs into action, and another rock and piece of paper arrive at his station. The paper reads "Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder smirks. Whoever that Player was, he just made a tactical error. That Player can't do two Godmodder attacks at the same time, and he can do repetitive grindstone-based tasks for a lot longer than the Player can stand to watch him. The Godmodder turns the lever four times.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
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"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever zero full rotations." The Godmodder turns the lever four times, and the rock moves on.
"Turn the lever four full rotations." As the Godmodder is turning the lever, a loud crunching noise comes from the station after his. He looks over, just in time to see a robotic arm smash against his chest, shoving him against the grindstone and trapping him there.
A motor hidden inside the grindstone turns on, and it starts grinding.

After four minutes in which the Godmodder is abraded by a grindstone, he manages to escape through the skylight. Workplace safety is no meme, John Smith.

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The Godmodder did in fact turn the lever zero full rotations when asked. In fact, he'd turned the lever zero full rotations every time. In fact, the lever didn't even exist at all for most of it, as the Godmodder reduced the workstation to dust the moment he was teleported in.

Oh my, this looks quite fun~

I start by summoning a small moon sized planetoid.

I then hollow it out and start putting support structures inside it.

When that is done, I take the minerals I got from following it out and start turning into a factory.

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The Godmodder stares in incredulity. A new Player? Now? In the final battle? Are they... charging something??

OOC: Welcome! It would probably be best to focus your efforts on killing the godmodder at this point!

The quiet watcher grapples one of the Godmodders with his flying Brick abilities, utilizing speed and his portals over everything else to successfully close the distance before the Godmodder or the clones of him could react. Once he'd grabbed the Godmodder, he used his Stand's arms in tandem with his own to lift the Godmodder horizontally above his head, his attempts to nullify his grip and the Stand's grip failing from the fields pinning the arms against The Godmodder's body. Then, he was brought down.

Many people don't get that Bane was named for many reasons. He was the Bane of the prison he grew up in, he was the bane of the Bat, he was the bane of the underworld, or at least the parts of it he didn't try to rule. Above all else though, he was the Bane of his foes, a title no Godmodder ever wrested from him even long after his death. He also gave his name to the move he carried out on the Bat, the Bane's knee. This move was a perfect, calculated method against which there was no true defense, something Bane knew, but didn't truly understand. That made sense, since its true level of ridiculousness was only discovered hundreds of years after his death. It didn't matter what you were, how armored your body was, or even whether or not you had a spine when it was preformed. It would break whoever ended up against it when preformed correctly.

As the Godmodder's back impacted the quiet watcher's knee when he was brought down with all the force a black hole could output, all he could do was lament on the perfection he was being broken with.

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The Godmodder uses Verraad's Back. It was a name he gave to his special move. A perfect, calculated method against which there was no true attack, something the Godmodder knew, but did in fact truly understand. It wouldn't be discovered until you realizing it .3 seconds after it happened how truly ridiculous it was. It didn't matter who you were, or how strong your attack was, or even whether you had attacked at all. it would defend against whatever was sent at it perfectly.

As your attack fails, you can only lament on the perfection which defended against you.

OOC: Should be [N]CaptainNZZZ

To continue my future plot, I pour a bunch of hydrogen peroxide all over the current battlefield. Add some phaseshifting on a metaphysical timer and my prep work is almost complete. (x1)

To increase my own survivability, as expected from a filthy Neutral, I place upon myself Kavacha and Kundala. Divine light shaped into a magnificent armor that conceptually reduces all damage inflicted upon my form to a tenth of its original value. Well, in Canon at least. It's defensive properties still carry over as I replicate this armor from Fate but its exact effectiveness has unfortunately been degraded. Some nonsense called balance... (x2)

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Fixeth.

Prep work!

You now have Kavacha/Kundala as armor! It can reduce big damage sent your way!

Focus:
Target all three.

Suddenly a mimic replaces the ground under The Godmodders and bites their foot.

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The Godmodders foot suddenly grows teeth and bites back! It was a mimic all along! The mimic is quickly destroyed, having stupidly fallen for the trap!

I add peircing as a concept onto that one bullet
Then colour it red
As we all know red things are obviously faster
And then look at the gun
Even though the bullet is powerful
The gun might become the weak link
Thus i enhance it
Fire and bone flows over the gun and makes into even more epic looking
Many bone based motifs appear on it

Finally i take it out a red heart
It is part of my soul
A soul is a powerful thing
And sacrifice it in order to empower the bullet even more

Then i do my ultimate powerup, I take a feather from that goose and stick it on my gun

Now it's done
I look at that damn godmodder
And ask
... ... ....... ..... ....

To find out what incredible question was asked
Stay tuned
See you on the next episode

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It works!

I lunch the 1st Godmodder.

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You take the 1st Godmodder on the list out to lunch! A delicious brunch at Subways, eating Subways breakfast. Does Subways serve breakfast? Probably. As the 1st Godmodder digs in, you strike up a conversation on all the goings-on. Things ramp up quickly, and as you finish your meals, the conflict turns to deep interpersonal conflicts. You confess that you've always had fearophobia, the fear of people with phobias. The Godmodder confesses that they've always dealt with feelings of inadequacy due to being a fake Godmodder, and what's more - they're reduced down to 2/3 HP, so that makes them feel even MORE inadequate!

Each of you leave the luncheon on good terms. As you wave goodbye, you make note of everything you learned to destroy them with later.

Seeing what Torix is doing I decide to aid them by empowering their attack with what energy I can offer to them. 'I wish for Torix action to be empowered so they have a better chance of succeeding against John Smith.' Suddenly in a flash of red light a red orb is floating next to me that is pulsing with player energy. After a few moments of floating midair it quickly starts moving over to Torix until it touches them and the power is then suddenly transferred to them giving a boost in power.

(3 CP given to Torix Focus attack.)

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Power up!

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It's the Godmodder's turn once again!

Godmodder Action 1: As the Players care so much about the Godmodder not getting to heal very often, the Godmodder uses the 1 heal he IS entitled to. +1 HP!

Godmodder Action 2: The Godmodder activates PENETRATION BEAMS! The beams penetrate straight through Crusher, The_Quiet_Watcher, and JOEbob!

Godmodder Action 3: The Godmodder summons a barrier to protect himself, an OMNIPOTENT PERFECTION DEATH Toll Booth! Deal with the Toll Booth or it'll have a 20% chance of mitigating attacks sent towards the Godmodder!

Godmodder Action 4: The Godmodder targets Piono, Daskter, and The_Two_Eternities! He places upon them a GOOSE MAGNET! Its the color HONK!

In the distance, the three of them see the Goose, their allies backing away in fear...

Once, in the past, a Goose became a Godmodder protege, through shenanigans that came about as a result of a very incompetent group of Players. However, this was no ordinary goose, no... it was a SUPER goose! A super EVIL goose!

Piono, Daskter, and The_Two_Eternities will have ALL their actions nulled by the goose unless they can attack the goose and put it back in its grave!

Godmodder Action 5: The Godmodder focuses on Bill Nye, Eternalstruggle, and GoldHero101! He casts one of his best spells, DOOM.

Bill Nye suddenly recieves a confession from his girlfriend back him! "Hey Bill Nye, after this, let's get married"! Bill doesn't remember having a girlfriend, but he's happy!

Eternalstruggle suddenly dons a cane and fake beard! He feels a need to face down the big villain, the Godmodder, using his full power to protect his apprentices, every other Player!

GoldHero101 realizes he's completed his character arc and worked out all his personal problems! This seems like a great time to make a risky maneuver!

The secret DOOM scores of those Players rocket up into the hundreds! They'll take massive damage next turn if they don't work to avert the DOOM!

Fake Godmodder Action 1: The Fake Godmodder concentrates all power on Captain.cat, massively damaging him and making him moderately injured!

Fake Godmodder Action 2: The Fake Godmodder tells Tazz the lunch they just ate was poisoned! Tazz, already on the ground rolling in pain, chokes out that he noticed! Tazz is moderately injured!

Fake Godmodder Action 3: The Fake Godmodder begins charging up a devastating SELF-DESTRUCT attack! Destroy the Fake Godmodder by next turn or it'll be DISASTROUS!

Player Action 1: The Godmodder punches Karpinsky into General_Urist! They slam into each, creating a black hole from the sheer force of their impact, making the both of them moderately injured!

Player Action 2: The Godmodder confesses that he's feeling weak to pizza-based attacks right about now. Maybe if you attack him with pizza, something good will happen!

Player Action 3: The Godmodder prepares to unleash his second Combat Operandi, even more absurdly overpowered than the first, next turn!


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CURRENT PLAYER SHENANIGANS POWER: 120%
Players:
[AG]ExoSkeletal
[AG]DragonOfHope(slightly injured!)
[AG]Daskter(Goose Magnet!)
[AG]Eyowe(slightly injured!)
[AG]Strider
[AG]Gnich
[AG]Crusher(slightly injured!)
[AG]ParadoxDragonPaci
[AG]DanganMachin
[AG]Captain.cat (moderately injured!)
[AG]FlamingFlapjacks (D U C K)
[AG]Eternalstruggle
[AG]ThatRandomGuy(slightly injured!)
[AG]Alastair Dragovich(slightly injured!)
[AG]Piono(Goose Magnet!)
[AG]The Nonexistent Tazz
[N+2]CaptainNZZZ(Kevacha and Kundala, protects!)
[AG]General_Urist(moderately injured!)
[AG]GoldHero101
[AG]Karpinsky(moderately injured!)
[AG]The Quiet Watcher(slightly injured!)
[AG]JOEbob(slightly injured!)
[AG]Cephalos Jr.
[AG]Bill Nye (Impending Doom - recieves x3 injury in 1 if doom is not averted!)
[AG]Ranger Strider
[AG]Winkins
[AG]The_Two_Eternities(Goose Magnet!)
[AG]Torix (protected by Spectral Armor!)
[AG]Scott But Its a Girl(TwinBuilder + Victory by Ablation)
[AG]pope


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[N]OMINPOTENT PERFECTION DEATH Toll Booth! 20% chance of negating attacks aimed at the Godmodder!

[FAKE, 2/3 HP]Verraad: 2/100,000,000 HP, Next Combat Operandi in 1!
Slightly Injured! Restoring Full Unholy Divine Abilities in 8!

Verraad: 2/100,000,000 HP, Next Combat Operandi in 1!
Slightly Injured! Restoring Full Unholy Divine Abilities in 8!

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Player Inventory:
Shadow Agitator
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[EternalStruggle]

ES reminisces back to the time where he was a protagonist and not a mentor in the prequel series/movie/game, which coincidentally had exactly the same fight happen. His fake beard and cane vanishes as he returns to full protagonist status, and as we all know you can never die in a prequel if you appeared later chronologically, because of, you know, causality. His DOOM stat rockets down not only to 0, but into the negatives.

That done, he uses his remaining actions to turn towards the Fake Verraad and laugh. "Honestly, you expect us to fear your Self-Destruct attack? We don't have to fear anything from a faker like you! Hell, you're not even good enough to be the Godmodder's fake! Look how easily you take damage and how few actions you can do, it's obvious you're the fake just from how much you suck! I hope you feel bad about how terrible at your job you are.

Hell, you're so bad, that I'm not even going to bother attacking you. I'm going to go and do something else more important. What's more important than you? Literally anything." He turns around and walks off, laughing all the while.

 

[Crusher48]

Wait, he stole my gun to use his own piercing beam!

Free Action: Wait a minute, God isn't here anymore, and is now absorbed by the Godmodder. What does that mean for resurrection?

Action 1: Hey guys, watch this!


Based on secret intel, it turns out that the Goose is an Intimidation-type opponent, primarily affecting morale. However, if its intimidation attempts are resisted, it can easily be crushed.

And, it's got a threat that beats it out in every way. I summon the Swan, a more fearsome version of the Goose, to engage the Goose and defeat it.

Action 2: I summon 30-50 feral hogs inside the OMINPOTENT PERFECTION DEATH Toll Booth! The toll booth is now overcrowded so that no one can fit in it, and the feral hogs are starting to tear it apart.

Action 3: I throw a corrosive barrel at the Godmodder.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

I must fight the goose for the sake of us all.... I send in the DUCKS. The Deliberately Unknown Catastrophic Killer Squad. Though the goose's power is nigh infinite, surely the DUCKS can at least slow it down?

 

[WHM Sukamia]

I grab the poisonous cactus, and force THAT down the 2nd Godmodders throat, and then... and then... I turn it into a human male! Now, the Godmodder is in a very strange situation, with a very spiky and poisonous man.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

3x: The man in MTF uniform releases a game called Untitled Massively Multiplayer Online Animal Control Virtual Reality Game.

Soon, the first players are putting on their headsets and watching the opening text crawl.

UNTITLED MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER ONLINE ANIMAL CONTROL VIRTUAL REALITY GAME:
Defeat the Goosemodder!

In this game, you and all the strangers with you have only one goal: Destroy the nearly invincible goosemodder in front of you! To this end: Use ANY attacks you want!

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Really, he's doing the goose a favor. He could have done some other attack only a hundred words long or so, but instead the goose gets a whole sequel game! Of course, being the antagonist, it suffers a Disney Death by the end, but you can't have everything.

 

[JOEbobobob]

[1x]

The Godmodder DID turn the Grindstone by hand! It was just his copy's hand. That's all. Still him. Still totally counts. Indisputably.

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Buuuut... his copies didn't Exist at that point! Only well after, during the EoTB, did he use his combat oparandi!
Therefore, since the turner didn't exist, he never turned the grindstone At All! not only must he have earlier been struck by the rocks, but a giant grindstone falls from the sky and crushes him in displeasure at his completely ignoring their manifestation as a grindstone! And the giant grindstone is covered in spikes!
[1x] heading over to the Godmodder, I see he's been traumatized by various things. Surely, he doesn't want to remember them! But I can help, with my patented JOEbobian not-actually-patented memory-removing brainb leach! Unlike normal brain bleach, my patented player-power product was produced to provide a proper protection to the purchaser with regards to unwanted memorys, like traumatizing ones! while bleach in the brain might cause the godmodder damage (like it did earlier, last round), my patented product will cause no damage and swiftly remove all unwanted memories! It's a modern medical miracle! Of course, I can't just give these things out for free. The Godmodder will have to pay a heft price to purchace my patented JOEbobian not-actually-patented memory-removing brainb leach- But for such a great deal, he just knows he has to take it...
...Or Else.
glancing over to the doorway of my doctors office which i conjured around us for dramatic effect, he sees a large minotaur carrying an axe. Normally, of course, this wouldn't be threatening, but the minotaurs girth keeps the Godmodder from being able to see beyond the room. He knows that if he doesn't pay me, he'll have to deal with the minotaur- and whatever's beyond it.
Luckily for him- and unluckily for me- the Godmodder obviously knows how to use echolocation. after saying some banal insincere pleasantries of the mildly threatening variety, he uses the echos to find out what else is in the hallway. Based on what he can sense, there's three platoons of miniature army men, a lego slime, a giant spider made of pancakes hanging from the ceiling, topmaniac from super mario galaxy two, a hedgehog wearing oversized rocket-sneakers, a knives elemental made of somewhere between a hundred and four hundred knives, six spectacular stunt spacemen, five hundred monkeys in tiny vehicles with darts, four levitating things in the shape of a stereotypical gem cut, a pose of hula-hoopers with only three hula hoops between them (forcing them to crowd around awkwardly close to one another and making the hula-hooping nigh impossible), two of the twin towers, and a partridge in a pear tree.
He's not sure that's the end of it, but after such a long hallway even his godmodding-enhanced echolocation loses definition to the point where he can't conjecture his way close enough for Godmodder Logic (which after all requires an observation to focus the scrying effect) to take the reigns.
option one, the Godmodder agrees to buy the patented production i produced (which costs him a politically corrected thanksgiving meal and one of his actions, player or Godmodder), in which case...

Spoiler

I'll get to this later. but yeah the thingy works perfectly and removes all the trauma, though it doesn't heal him because that's too hard. at least, that's what I try to make happen.

option two, the Godmodder refuses my most generous offer.

Spoiler

Immediately, the minotaur charges into the room. Being no more durable then a particularly muscular human, it explodes the instant the Godmodder wants it to. But something he didn't expect is that it was actually a minotaur Slime! unlike a normal minotaur,it won't die when exploded! instead, each piece becomes a new- tiny- minotaur slime! The Godmodder is thusly swarmed by giblet-sized minotaur slimes, but he doesn't get a chance to deal with them (the only permanent way requiring three pieces of gold twine, nine metal plates, a nonsensical map, and six sacrifices of adults from a sapient species, per slime.) before the army men swarm in! Being of similar size to the giblet-minotaur-slimes, they make targetting more difficult, and begin to steadily flood the room with hostile bodies. their tiny bayonets don't hurt the Godmodder much, but the bullets seem to be enhanced with an off-brand version of the peacekeepers research! of course, he could easily distract then with other colored army men, except they're all wearing monochrome visors! they wouldn't even notice! and, no sooner do they finish pouring into the room then the Lego Slime glops in! Expertly sliding around all the minotaurs and army men, it gathers itself up and solidifies right below the Godmodders foot- inside his shoes if necessary! the Legos jab into his foot, causing untold agony- and the rest of the slime gathers itself up as battle helmets for the minotaur slimes and the army men- now he can't even stomp them! It would normally (he would soon discover, once he'd managed to kill a part of the lego slime) be the critical soul weakness of the individual minotaur slime giblets, but the lego slime would take the blow and deflect it if he tried! right as the Godmodder prepares a larger-scale retaliation to flatten his foes with non-physical force, the pancake spider leaps down on him- and- It's a Rubarb pancake! The Godmodder just loves rhubarb so much, he abandons his previous plans and starts eating the spider. It tastes so Rhubarby, he can't resist- nor would he, seeing as he loves rhubarb!... The time he takes savoring the rhubarb lets some of the giblets condense themselves into a larger minotaur slime, freeing up floor space for topmaniac to swirl in while they swing an Ax at him! As the Godmodder finishes eating the rhubarb, he discovers there was also a ghost in the lineup, which he couldn't detect with echolocation! It possesses him! But the Godmodders will is too strong for it to possess him, so the ghost instead possesses the Godmodder's mouth in particular, forcing him to bite his tongue so hard it bleeds! Ow! Then the ghost is exorcised from the strain, but it gives the hedgehog a chance to charge up a spin-dash and ram into the Godmodder, causing him to stumble! no normal hedgehog could accomplish this, but this hedgehog has giant rocket-boots, and another name for the spin dash is the 'light speed' dash! the stumble intensifies the Godmodders pain from the lego slime, right before the hedgehog blasts off into space from right in the Godmodder's face, leaving his nose (or one of them, based on alastairs attack) full of smoke and his head burnt! Then, without any warning, the knives elemental (which had sneakily hidden on the ceiling after the pancake spider jumped down) drops down on him, superheated (from the rocket passing by) knives jabbing into his orifices! like, his mouth and eyes and stuff. It's so painful, the Godmodder hardly even notices that he stepped on another three legos- but he does notice, because he's the Godmodder, and that makes it all the worse! As he recovers (vaporizing the knives of the elemental and setting the air around him on fire in rage), the five spacemen do such spectacular stunts he stops to admire them for a moment right before the sixth slings a rock through his head. they celebrate for about three seconds before he kills them, poetically, by slinging a rock through their heads (his rock is the moon. it's even more poetic that way.). Then, he realizes something. All the monkies had advanced intel! they all fired an IBallistic MissileII at him at once about ten seconds ago (while he was slinging a rock through heads), and have been keeping a steady stream of them going since then. Since missiles are homing, he'll just have to bear it, and he doesn't get a chance to kill the monkeys because one of them evolves into a super monkey, and it laser beams the missiles, causing them to explode just before the Godmodder can set up a shield and strike him directly! Then, suddenly, every monkey drops dead. This doesn't free up the Godmodder, since there are still dregs of the minotaur slime, platoon, lego slime, and so on harassing him, but it does confuse him for a moment. Then he looks up a bit. the four gems are floating there, glowing with an inner light- they're cursed. immediately, he feels a desire to steal them- but then the hundreds of monkey souls swirl out, forming some hundred or so crypts which all start launching spiritual lightninig at him. He senses, though, that if he can steal all four gems, the crypts will stop. and no other way. So, he stea-AAARG.. his flesh burns at the contact of the fake-infernal gemstones, which crackle and spark at him! he drops one, and it floats away, having stopped him long enough for the buzzsaw hula-hoopers to attack him! As it turns out, the hula hoops had retractable buzzsaw blades, and they stab into him while the onslaught continues. the twin towers then collapse, one in a controlled demolition, while the second is the an unrelated terrorist attack with a plane (as we all know, the right answer is always exactly in the middle of the two extremes!). they collapse on the Godmodder, with the Godmodder still inside, and he falls to his deaf! Being deaf, he is unable to detect the singing of the partridge in a pear tree, which parts a ridge beneath him and causes him to fall into the Pit Of Death! (a two block tall dirt pit where everyone lies on their back. Then the pear tree is burnt between an oncoming army of, on average, zero fire elementals- because it has a thousand of fire and a thousand of conceptual ice! they all pile into the pit, burning or freezing the godmodder before anihilating one another in a massive explosion. As the Godmodder recovers in the empty ruins, lego in his shoes (and the shoes themselves) finally gone and all the niggling threats vanished in the vast destruction, he looks around. Is that all? Ha! He's shown himself better then This attack, at any rate... Or so he thinks. Right up until the end of the line crests the ridge. The line of attackers was so long, it seems ,that a few escaped the blast radius. As they arrive, the Godmodder readies himself for another bit of fighting. He surveys his opponents. A sea of enemies, smaller then before but still large; barbarians, snakes, ambulatory Frisbees, gun elementals, the entire roman empire, the entire holy roman empire, the entire unholy roman empire (which is implied by the holy one, and is much larger due to nobody else having noticed its existence letting it snowball), the entire contents of Satans fridge, the entire contents of gods oven, the entire former contents of evucorps large kitchen counter(saved from lava retroactively just for this purpose), and more. The Godmodder prepares to fight them alll, untIMMA FIRING MY LAZOR screams one of them in the background right as the blast front of the lazor reaches the Godmodder. if he heard it in advance, he could have dodged, but sound travels slower then light. Also, it was a pretty wide lazor. It washes over the army, over the Godmodder, vaporizing all of the water which was 0.1 degrees or fewer away from evaporating; being so wide, the lazor was weak. But, the distraction let the entire army jump the Godmodder, and they would fight to the death.
To the Godmodders death, since most of them weren't actually properly alive.

[1x] I point a finger gun at the human male dragon of hope?!? conjured, making it the only cactus which is also a person, abnormal, and probably human: S҉Ṟ̖̹͚͓̿ͨ͊͞O̴ͧͯ̔̉͆̀͊̓҉͜ V̢̇̀ͣͭ̃̒ͤ̊̈́͐̈́ͩͨ͛̾͘͟҉̱̼͖̳̠̥̹̹̮̩̠͉̗̠́ █̶̀̒̋̉̊ͫ͑͐ͫͬͪ̐̾͐͏͞͏̭̯͍̭̗̘̭̤̰̫̝ ̜̫̺͉█̫̭͈̘̞̱̳͙̮͎̮̦̭̳̪̩̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̀ͪͨͩ̔͜ ̜͈͔̖̝ ̜͈ ̜ █̧͖̦͇͙̩̘͍̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̄̊̍̾̂̑ͬͯ̾ͦͭ̎̒̆̈́ͬ̋ͧ̽̀͠ͅ ͓̫̜̫̺͉ ͓̫̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉ ͓̫̜̫̺͉ ̜͈͔ ̜͈͔█̴̷̭͚̱̳̲͖̤̺̗̞̱̦̻̼̲̱̜̫̺͉̆͒ͯ̉̓̍͐͛̓̀͘͡ -Nobody.
They never existed.
In fact they So didn't exist, that their temporary manifestation inside the Godmodder's gullet causes reality itself to scream at him, at the terribleness of what he had done. it screams that he should be ashamed, ashamed of simply being, and asks why he should continue, why, wAnd then I stab him in the brain with a spike of hardened toenails, the illusion having already gone well beyond noncredulity. I mean, come on. a guy who never existed who was a Cactus? What kind of reason could there be for that? And then reality itself objecting (nevermind that it would logically target me, not him, for bringing it about, if reality could do such a thing)? frankly, it'd be astonishing if the illusion did more then distract him for a few seconds, but distracting him is enough for me to stab him with hardened toenails.

 

[The quiet watcher]

The quiet watcher ignores the hole that had been blasted through him in favor of doing something ridiculously risky. He uses all of his actions to step inside of the OMNIPOTENT PERFECTION DEATH Toll booth to man it. He did so for a while before switching out with the fake Godmodder that was planning on self-destructing, as it had to be manned by someone to work. The fake Godmodder sat down, opened the window guard, and detonated violently, destroying both the booth and himself in a very tiny, very contained explosion. In all honesty, he hadn't been intentionally planning on detonating inside of the booth, but the twelve sticks of TNT strapped to the bottom of the chair with a lit fuse merely ensured he wouldn't get a chance to detonate anywhere else.

 

[Exoskeletal65]

Action 1:
"Do you hear it? The toll of the bell?"

Far in the distance, the bell tolls. But which bell? Why, every noteworthy bell in history! The Liberty Bell, the bell of awakening, the calling bell, hell's bells,.. and don't even get me started on for whom the bell tolls. The chorus of bells reaches a cacophonous crescendo, shaking the entire battlefield with the sound of ringing bells. The power of the bells' toll overwhelms the toll booth, reducing it to atoms.

Actions 2 and 3:
I turn to the godmodder, cranking up my facial movements by 500%. Every subtle movement on my face is horrifically exaggerated, to the point where it almost looks like a chest burster is about to emerge from my face. I saunter up to the real godmodder.

"Howdy, neighbor!" My entire face expands and opens up as I speak. My head swivels 180 degrees, rolls upside down, and reorients itself properly. My bottom eyelids rise over the top ones.

"You know, you're being a bit of a jerk right now." My eyelids flap like mouths, my eyeballs rolling sideways back into my skull. My actual mouth extends forward like a beak of flesh. My teeth remain perfectly in place.

"So get ready to die!" My chin shoots out like a proboscis, forming a razor sharp point that pierces the godmodder's heart. My cheeks form patches of fleshy spikes, while my eyeballs slide out of their sockets. My head spins at 200 revolutions per minute, my flesh beak slowly sharpening itself. I bring my head closer to the godmodder, using the beak to slice him to ribbons.

Then my face immediately snaps back to normal without a single millisecond of transitioning.

 

[Its_a_cauldron_plot!]

I wave at the god nodded, then finish following out the planet. I then place a nuke inside it and toss it at him. " Hopefully this helps!""

I finish the factory. Robot swarm is gonna swarm

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

I rush up to John Smith and reveal... I HAVE HIS NOSE! Naturally, this offense to John-

Oh. He has a backup nose. I steal that too.

...A backup backup nose? Fine! I steal that one!

OH COME ON!

I proceed to continue to steal Smith's nose. For how long?

Who nose? Only the nose knows, you know?


((The pun is so awful John Smith takes pun damage from it!))

But then....

Wait, what's that?

A mutated, sick, baby skunk in need of a diaper change!? AND IT'S NEAR ALL OF THE NOSES!!!!!

No single nose based attack could possibly damage him on just one nose, but the most rank, offense smell possible on effectively infinite noses is more than enough! John Smith is forced to choose only between these two options: Take damage, or lose his ability to do his Combat Operandi this turn.

Why those two? Simple. The Combat Operandi has the sheer power needed to counter the smell, but only if it's used in its entirety on the smell.

Once that is done, I cure the mutated baby skunk and give him back to his parents, telling them all to go and live happy lives. There!

Hmm... Wait, I'm missing something.

Oh right! My third Action!

Lessee... the fake Godmodder is being forced to self-Destruct in the Toll Booth, and all the other attempts should take care of them if those don't.

Do... do I have nothing to do this turn..?

Wait. D'oh! There's an undetonated planet nuke that someone tossed out! It's going to the god nodder- oh wait, no, that's too big! It'll crush that poor god nodder!

I kick the nuke filled planet into John Smith's face, causing it to immediately detonate! But I saved the god nodder! I let him go on his way. He seems awfully happy about this.

Here's hoping there isn't a hilariously subversive but dark twist about saving the god nodder, like he's a serial puppy killer or something!

 

[pionoplayer]

Wait, he stole my gun!

Free Action: Wait a minute, God isn't here anymore, and is now absorbed by the Godmodder. What does that mean for resurrection?

Action 1: Hey goose, watch this!


Based on secret intel, it turns out that the Goose is an Intimidation-type opponent, primarily affecting morale. However, if its intimidation attempts are resisted, it can easily be crushed.

And, it's got a threat that beats it out in every way. I summon the Swan, a more fearsome version of the Goose, to engage the Goose and defeat it.

Click to shrink...

Of course, there's one important thing to remember here. The goose is a godmodder, so goose = godmodder. The direct opposite and challenger to the Goose is a Swan, the one thing that can destroy that goose. What's the only thing that can destroy a godmodder... a player! And all the players are massively amped up right now while the goose hasn't even properly finished its godmodding training!
The Swan will now remain and aid us in our work to defeat the godmodder, powered by player power and sheer logic.

 

[Krill13]

(If the toll booth is still up)
Eyowe points out that the toll booth currently has misspelling of oMINpotent instead of oMNIpotent.



Whatever it is that ominpotent means, it isn't omnipotent right now, so before it can be fixed back, Eyowe sneaks the sneakiest sneak attack one can ever sneak into the toll booth.

(If the toll booth is already downed)
Eyowe flicks a marvel at one of the Godmodders.

...he was supposed to just flick a marble, but instead he ended up flicking the entirety of the Marvel franchise at a Godmodder.

 

[Torix]

I activate Time Stop, giving myself enough time to perform a Falcon Punch straight on the Godmodder without any time for delay or a perfect shield. Reality runs at too many frames a second for that.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

(x1)I pay the Price of the Toll Booth, the Price of Naught and thus I pay . The Toll Booth accepts and lets us go. However because it has . It's also .

(x1)I turn a Godmodder into a Rake and throw him into a Lake. There's a Rake in the Lake and now I throw some Solid Air into it, rapidly cooling it to freaking and preventing the lake from escaping. I then invoke the Disney Curse that unless th Other Godmodder receives true Love's Kiss, the Rake cannot escape from the frozen Lake. And, for some reason based on the backstory, I doubt a cubicle worker can get True Love before hypothermia sets in.

(x1)I engage the Finale of MLP, and Attack the Godmodder with the feelings of the entire Fandom, as it grieves for the End of an Era. I then invoke Blue Diamond's Grief, the Grief of a member dead for over a thousand years. I then proceed to smack the Godmodder in the Face, before invoking the Grief of Universe itself as all crumbles before the Force of Entropy...