Defeat The Godmodder

[The_Two_Eternities]

2x: The eyes of the man in MTF uniform pulse green, and then red. In SCP-wiki lore, the Coalition associates green with reality-warping and red with regeneration. Together, they signify warping reality to regenerate, and that is exactly what the man in MTF uniform is doing.
(Also it's an unintentional reference to half of Scott but It's a Girl, but that's not important.)

1x: The man in MTF uniform flicks his wrist at the same time as he snaps his fingers, and suddenly every side of the Leprechaun's die is a 1. It is no transformation, for that would imply a reversibility. It is simply the imposition upon reality of the fact that there is no side of the Leprechaun's die that is not a 1.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

(x1)I Heal myself with a Healing Blue Lotus

(x1)I apply PARALYSIS to the Cleric, preventing her from acting again.

(x1)I just take the Dice out of the air, rotate it till it's on a 1 side, and carefully place it onto the ground without having it slip, or me slip or whatever else.

 

[GoldHero101]

I rub my eyes...

3 ACTION FOCUS - TO BE OR NOT TO BE: "Huh. Why that title... me?" Gold looks directly at... well, at me. I reach out my hand... Why did you take both pills? "I thought it was a good idea, ok?!?" Listen... you have two choices... help him, or help me, your friends, everything you care about. Gold sheds a tear... "...God dude. That's deep." Hell yeah it's deep. "...Hamlet?" Hamlet.

To be... "or not to be." That is the question. "Whether it is better to go home to a better place..." or take up arms against the odds and win. Gold grabs my hand... a flash of light. Gold finds himself back in the void... holding what he had come for. A small fragment of HOPE. "Thanks... buddy." It's up to you now.

 

[pionoplayer]

I charge
But not just any charge
I SUPERCHARGE
ULTRACHARGE
MEEEGACHAA
Okay that's enough of that

Point is that Verraad gets overloaded with massive amounts of energy hitting him right in the healthbar.

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

FOCUS: BUFFMAGEDDON

Trying to think fast, I decide to try something I don't remember doing yet: Buffing another player!

I choose Torix and proceed to buff him! I buff him with car wax. I buff him with shoe shine. I buff him with elbow grease. I buff him with Attack Up! I buff him with Defense Up! I buff him with Speed up! I buff him with a rebuff! I buff him with a buffoon! I buff him with the power of exercise! I buff him with Haste! I buff him with Reflect! I buff him with Aeroga! I buff him with an inverted debuff! I buff him with mirror polish! I buff him with a Vampire Slayer! I buff him with the stuff. I buff him with Light! I buff him with Darkness! I buff him with Nothing! I buff him with everything! I buff him with buffs! I buff him with the concept of buffing! I buff him with Player Powers! I buff him with entity powers! I buff him with Narrative convenience! I buff him by debuffing his enemies so he's buffer by comparison! I buff him with Howl! I buff him with Harden! I buff him with Agility! I buff him with Blink! I buff him with Image! I buff him with En-Spell, Fire! I buff him with En=-Spell, Water! I buff him with En-Spell, all the other elements! I buff him with Faith! I buff him with Float! I buff him with I buff him with Invincible! I buff him with Invisible! I buff him with Clear! I buff him with vanish! I buff him with Protect! I buff him with Runic! I buff him with Regen! I buff him with Auto-Life! I buff him with Shell! I buff him by raising the OP Scale limiter so these spells/actions don't trigger it! I buff him with Null-Magic! I buff him with a B! I buff him with a U! I buff him with an F! I buff him with another F!

What does that spell!?

BUFF!

What do we want?

BUFF!

How do we want it?

BUFF!

Who do we want it for?

TORIX!

Now to say it again!

BUFF!

....

I basically just buff Torix with everything I can think of.

 

[Captain.Cat]

'Well probably a good idea to try and prevent John Smith from getting the INFINILEAF CLOVER again. Hmm but how to help.' I think to myself as watch the die fall to the ground that we need to get a one on. Then I notice The Man in the MTF Uniform otherwise know as The_Two_Eternities using his power to try and force it to roll on a 1. 'Might work but probably going to need a boost.' I think to myself before closing my eyes and focusing my energy into my wish.

'I wish for The_Two_Eternities attempt to force the die to roll a 1 to be boosted so it will hopefully work!' Suddenly in a flash of red light a translucent red orb of light is floating next to me humming with power. After a moment it floats quickly over to The_Two_Eternities and upon making contact with him the power that is in the red orb transfers to him and empowers his attempt to force the die to roll a 1. (3 CP)

 

[Torix]

I look at Alastair with a stare of first curiousity, then wonder, then the look of "why" as I am buffed with various things. Then, I get a dumb idea: I'm going to try and use literally every single last one of these. This is going to be a fun challenge!

[FOCUS - BUFFMAGEDDON, PART 2]

Car Wax - Makes car based attacks and such stronger!
Shoe Shine - My shoes are now far shinier, which makes no sense considering they aren't leather!
Elbow Grease - Attacks based around training montages are now stronger!
Attack Up - All attacks are now stronger!
Defense Up - This is purely defensive, but I gain an attack shield!
Speed Up - I'm faster! This was pretty obvious.
Rebuff - I'm... rebuffed for everything that already happened! Effects before this doubled!
Buffoon - +1 Buffoon!
Power of Exercise - Attacks based around training montages are EVEN STRONGER!
Haste - Haste Spell cast, allowing me to do more stuff!
Reflect - Godmodder attacks towards me reflected for the attack!
Aeroga - A veil of wind begins to shield me from all attacks!
Inverted Debuff - I am now NOT poisoned!
Mirror Polish - Reflect now works for more than one counter!
Vampire Slayer - Attacks against vampires are now far more effective!
The Stuff - Something happens! Can be used for something!
Light - Kingdom Hearts based attacks are now more effective, when combined with Darkness!
Darkness - Kingdom Hearts based attacks are now more effective, when combined with Light!
Nothing - Nothing/Null/Void based attacks are now more effective!
Everything - All other buffs are increased in power!
Buffs - Actions used to buff other players are empowered!
Concept of Buffing - Actions used to buff things in general are overpowered!
Player Powers - Player Power abilities made stupidly strong!
Entity Powers - Curse of No Entities removed for the attack!
Narrative Convinience - Moniker cannot stop me for I have the power of narrative continence on my side!
Debuffs on Enemies - All enemies debuffed! Godmodder's countering ability weakened!
Howl - The Godmodder is frightened! I'm confused on how Alastair managed this one!
Harden - Defense up, yet again!
Agility - Speed up further!
Blink - I can now teleport whenever someone blinks!
Image - Illusion based attacks are increased in power!
En-Spells - Elemental Attacks are increased in power!
Faith - I'm now regarded as a minor deity!
Float - Ground entities cannot hit, as I'm floating!
Invincible - All injuries, if I had any, were healed!
Invisible - I'm now invisible to the Godmodder!
Clear - I can clear other status effects at will, for this attack!
Vanish - I can now turn invisibility on and off at will!
Protect - I'm immune to the next attack on me!
Runic - Runic based attacks are stronger!
Auto-Life - I'll be revived if I die somehow in this attack!
Shell - A shell is summoned
OP Scale Limiter Raised - These things don't trigger the OP Scale!
Null Magic - Void/Nothing/Null attacks increased in power!
B.U.F.F. - All previous buffs are buffed again!

"John Smith... Hope you're ready for this. Good luck."

Alright, now for the actual attack. This can be done by sorting the buffs into three groups: Attack, Defense, and Utility/Speed.
Attack Buffs - Car Wax, Elbow Grease, Attack Up, Buffoon, The Power of Exercise, Vampire Slayer, The Stuff, Light, Darkness, Nothing, Everything, Player Powers, Entity Powers, Image, En-Spells, Runic, Shell, Null Magic
Defense Buffs - Defense Up, Reflect, Aeroga, the Inverted Debuff, Mirror Polish, Enemy Debuffs, Howl, Harden, Image, Float, Invincibility, Invisibility, Blink, Clear, Vanish, Protect, Auto-Life, Regen
Utility Buffs - Shoe Shine, Speed Up, Rebuff, Haste, Buffs, the Concept of Buffing, Narrative Convenience, Agility, Blink, Faith, Clear, OP Scale Raise, B.U.F.F

"Now that that's sorted... let's begin."

Immediately, all the defense buffs take effect immediately. Defense Up, Reflect, Mirror Polish, Harden, and Protect form a solid shield of a clear substance, allowing me to shield an attack from practically anything. Invincibility flat out remains as a backup, although it kinda makes the rest of these useless. And that's just if they hit me... which in itself, good luck with that. Invisibility, Vanish, and Image form a sea of Torix images around the godmodder, while keeping me - the real one, missing. Aeroga, Float, and Blink work together to basically allow me to fly and teleport, the veil of winds lifting me off my feet and enhancing mobility for every single clone. Auto Life and Regen stand at the ready, and I keep the Inverted Debuff waiting for Surrounded by a sea of nearly impossible to hit clones, John Smith is left confused and frightened in the eye of the storm, thanks to Howl, and feels his Godmodding Abilities begin to shrink under the sheer storm of debuffs imposed upon him and his team - for they are the enemies.

Next, the utility buffs. Speed Up, Haste, and Agility all increase speed, allowing me to do even more with the actions I'm given. BUFF and Rebuff all give the buffs even more power, and Shoe Shine makes all the clone's shoes very, very shiny. The Godmodder is blinded by the sheer shine and even weirder, he feels several other powers of his fade. The ability to nope this due to the OP Scale Raise throws his original plan, forcing him to scramble for a different counter. Finally, Faith takes effect. The friends standing behind me, and Alastair putting his Faith into me to successfully carry out this attack... force the limits of this attack to stretch yet higher. Filled with the abilities and buffs to make a stand, everything begins to come to a point. Narrative Convenience, Clear, and the Buff along with it's very concept remain to be used at a later date.

Using player powers, I begin to pull a Keyblade out of the Nothing in which it came. Composed of both Light and Darkness, Nothing and Everything imbued, the Duality Keyblade begins to take a solid form. I buff the blade with the concept of buffing, and this makes it able to buff me in return... but at a cost. The entirety of the power makes it qualify as a Legendary Weapon, making me immediately take damage from the life drain it causes. To train to use the weapon even for a mere turn, I realize that I'm forced to utilize a TRAINING MONTAGE to even attempt to wield this weapon. The Power of Exercise and Elbow Grease makes this training montage take effect over a couple years, yet still only having an end effect of a couple minutes wasted. Returning to the battlefield with the Duality Keyblade having buffed me to levels of being capable of wielding it constantly, I stare down the Godmodder. In my absence, he's clawed his way out of the storm of Images, but the debuffs immediately return to full strength upon hitting him. The Pure Cleric attempts to get rid of the buffs, if they're still alive, but find themselves unable to as I placed a "buff" on John Smith: The Permanency Buff, making all status effects permanent.

"And now that that's been sorted... let's end this."
To begin... I summon entities that briefly counteract the powers of any Legendary Weapon Entities that may remain. Then, I follow up by turning Verradd into a vampire, which I'm pretty certain he already was - and utilize Vampire Slayer in the upcoming attack! I ht him with The Stuff, giving him a mass variety of deadly effects! En-Spells flare across the Keyblade as elemental and runic attacks of fire, water, air, earth, lightning, ice, along with Light and Darkness especially! The elemental attacks coursing through him all at once, I then proceed to hit him with the absence of an element, or anything: Null. He's hit with a blade of nothing, passing through him as the corrosive element begins to take hold... and then, it explodes into everything! John Smith's interior is filled with everything you could possibly think of as he nearly explodes form the force...

And then, I throw a car being driven by a buffoon and riding on top of a shell Mario Maker style at him as well. The Duality Keyblade fades into legend and becomes saved for later. As the buffs fade, I'm breathing heavily and turn to look at Alastair.

... I told you I'd use every single buff you provided me with. Is that all of them?

 

[The quiet watcher]

The quiet watcher reaches into his coat and pulls out a little silver bell, a focus for the numerous things he'd handled over the years before now. He then spent all of his actions to ring it twelve times.

The first chime for time, as abused as it was.
The second chime for space, and all that it truly meant.
The third chime for light, the source of possibility and home of the beginning.
The fourth chime for darkness, the home of the end.
The fifth chime for fire, the mystic building block of change.
The sixth chime for water, the source of flowing existence.
The seventh chime for air, the fleeting might that cannot be stopped.
The eighth chime for earth, the idea of permanence.
The ninth chime for body, the physical part of people.
The tenth chime for soul, the spiritual part of people.
The eleventh chime for life, for change and growth within oneself.
The twelfth chime for death, for decay and entropy.

Each chime applied a malaise and malady to each of the foes on the field. Time, earth, and body upon the Leprechaun, nullifying his changing chances and leaving him to the mercy of his own rolls. Water, soul, and darkness upon the Yore Warrior, for their flowing forms rendered him similarly impermanent, his assaults incapable of touching anything he hits. Light, life, and air upon the Pure Cleric, to leave them silent and incapable of action under the sheer variety of things that now influenced them. Fire, space, and death upon the Godmodder, to force them to respond to having every aspect of themselves attempting to tear him apart while trying to disintegrate at the same time.

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

I look at Alastair with a stare of first curiousity, then wonder, then the look of "why" as I am buffed with various things. Then, I get a dumb idea: I'm going to try and use literally every single last one of these. This is going to be a fun challenge!

[FOCUS - BUFFMAGEDDON, PART 2]

Car Wax - Makes car based attacks and such stronger!
Shoe Shine - My shoes are now far shinier, which makes no sense considering they aren't leather!
Elbow Grease - Attacks based around training montages are now stronger!
Attack Up - All attacks are now stronger!
Defense Up - This is purely defensive, but I gain an attack shield!
Speed Up - I'm faster! This was pretty obvious.
Rebuff - I'm... rebuffed for everything that already happened! Effects before this doubled!
Buffoon - +1 Buffoon!
Power of Exercise - Attacks based around training montages are EVEN STRONGER!
Haste - Haste Spell cast, allowing me to do more stuff!
Reflect - Godmodder attacks towards me reflected for the attack!
Aeroga - A veil of wind begins to shield me from all attacks!
Inverted Debuff - I am now NOT poisoned!
Mirror Polish - Reflect now works for more than one counter!
Vampire Slayer - Attacks against vampires are now far more effective!
The Stuff - Something happens! Can be used for something!
Light - Kingdom Hearts based attacks are now more effective, when combined with Darkness!
Darkness - Kingdom Hearts based attacks are now more effective, when combined with Light!
Nothing - Nothing/Null/Void based attacks are now more effective!
Everything - All other buffs are increased in power!
Buffs - Actions used to buff other players are empowered!
Concept of Buffing - Actions used to buff things in general are overpowered!
Player Powers - Player Power abilities made stupidly strong!
Entity Powers - Curse of No Entities removed for the attack!
Narrative Convinience - Moniker cannot stop me for I have the power of narrative continence on my side!
Debuffs on Enemies - All enemies debuffed! Godmodder's countering ability weakened!
Howl - The Godmodder is frightened! I'm confused on how Alastair managed this one!
Harden - Defense up, yet again!
Agility - Speed up further!
Blink - I can now teleport whenever someone blinks!
Image - Illusion based attacks are increased in power!
En-Spells - Elemental Attacks are increased in power!
Faith - I'm now regarded as a minor deity!
Float - Ground entities cannot hit, as I'm floating!
Invincible - All injuries, if I had any, were healed!
Invisible - I'm now invisible to the Godmodder!
Clear - I can clear other status effects at will, for this attack!
Vanish - I can now turn invisibility on and off at will!
Protect - I'm immune to the next attack on me!
Runic - Runic based attacks are stronger!
Auto-Life - I'll be revived if I die somehow in this attack!
Shell - A shell is summoned
OP Scale Limiter Raised - These things don't trigger the OP Scale!
Null Magic - Void/Nothing/Null attacks increased in power!
B.U.F.F. - All previous buffs are buffed again!

"John Smith... Hope you're ready for this. Good luck."

Alright, now for the actual attack. This can be done by sorting the buffs into three groups: Attack, Defense, and Utility/Speed.
Attack Buffs - Car Wax, Elbow Grease, Attack Up, Buffoon, The Power of Exercise, Vampire Slayer, The Stuff, Light, Darkness, Nothing, Everything, Player Powers, Entity Powers, Image, En-Spells, Runic, Shell, Null Magic
Defense Buffs - Defense Up, Reflect, Aeroga, the Inverted Debuff, Mirror Polish, Enemy Debuffs, Howl, Harden, Image, Float, Invincibility, Invisibility, Blink, Clear, Vanish, Protect, Auto-Life, Regen
Utility Buffs - Shoe Shine, Speed Up, Rebuff, Haste, Buffs, the Concept of Buffing, Narrative Convenience, Agility, Blink, Faith, Clear, OP Scale Raise, B.U.F.F

"Now that that's sorted... let's begin."

Immediately, all the defense buffs take effect immediately. Defense Up, Reflect, Mirror Polish, Harden, and Protect form a solid shield of a clear substance, allowing me to shield an attack from practically anything. Invincibility flat out remains as a backup, although it kinda makes the rest of these useless. And that's just if they hit me... which in itself, good luck with that. Invisibility, Vanish, and Image form a sea of Torix images around the godmodder, while keeping me - the real one, missing. Aeroga, Float, and Blink work together to basically allow me to fly and teleport, the veil of winds lifting me off my feet and enhancing mobility for every single clone. Auto Life and Regen stand at the ready, and I keep the Inverted Debuff waiting for Surrounded by a sea of nearly impossible to hit clones, John Smith is left confused and frightened in the eye of the storm, thanks to Howl, and feels his Godmodding Abilities begin to shrink under the sheer storm of debuffs imposed upon him and his team - for they are the enemies.

Next, the utility buffs. Speed Up, Haste, and Agility all increase speed, allowing me to do even more with the actions I'm given. BUFF and Rebuff all give the buffs even more power, and Shoe Shine makes all the clone's shoes very, very shiny. The Godmodder is blinded by the sheer shine and even weirder, he feels several other powers of his fade. The ability to nope this due to the OP Scale Raise throws his original plan, forcing him to scramble for a different counter. Finally, Faith takes effect. The friends standing behind me, and Alastair putting his Faith into me to successfully carry out this attack... force the limits of this attack to stretch yet higher. Filled with the abilities and buffs to make a stand, everything begins to come to a point. Narrative Convenience, Clear, and the Buff along with it's very concept remain to be used at a later date.

Using player powers, I begin to pull a Keyblade out of the Nothing in which it came. Composed of both Light and Darkness, Nothing and Everything imbued, the Duality Keyblade begins to take a solid form. I buff the blade with the concept of buffing, and this makes it able to buff me in return... but at a cost. The entirety of the power makes it qualify as a Legendary Weapon, making me immediately take damage from the life drain it causes. To train to use the weapon even for a mere turn, I realize that I'm forced to utilize a TRAINING MONTAGE to even attempt to wield this weapon. The Power of Exercise and Elbow Grease makes this training montage take effect over a couple years, yet still only having an end effect of a couple minutes wasted. Returning to the battlefield with the Duality Keyblade having buffed me to levels of being capable of wielding it constantly, I stare down the Godmodder. In my absence, he's clawed his way out of the storm of Images, but the debuffs immediately return to full strength upon hitting him. The Pure Cleric attempts to get rid of the buffs, if they're still alive, but find themselves unable to as I placed a "buff" on John Smith: The Permanency Buff, making all status effects permanent.

"And now that that's been sorted... let's end this."
To begin... I summon entities that briefly counteract the powers of any Legendary Weapon Entities that may remain. Then, I follow up by turning Verradd into a vampire, which I'm pretty certain he already was - and utilize Vampire Slayer in the upcoming attack! I ht him with The Stuff, giving him a mass variety of deadly effects! En-Spells flare across the Keyblade as elemental and runic attacks of fire, water, air, earth, lightning, ice, along with Light and Darkness especially! The elemental attacks coursing through him all at once, I then proceed to hit him with the absence of an element, or anything: Null. He's hit with a blade of nothing, passing through him as the corrosive element begins to take hold... and then, it explodes into everything! John Smith's interior is filled with everything you could possibly think of as he nearly explodes form the force...

And then, I throw a car being driven by a buffoon and riding on top of a shell Mario Maker style at him as well. The Duality Keyblade fades into legend and becomes saved for later. As the buffs fade, I'm breathing heavily and turn to look at Alastair.

... I told you I'd use every single buff you provided me with. Is that all of them?

Click to shrink...

With the cool shades, I give you the double thumbs up. Then, I notice the Pure Cleric and and give a slight bob of the head, and a 'Hey'.

I wonder if they'll be alive next turn. If they are, I do have one last idea...

 

[TwinBuilder]

Scott but it's a girl stands on the battlefield, swaying in a powerful stance that is timed with the wind rippling through the arena. Moderately injured, they say? Scott but it's a girl chuckles to herself. This place wouldn't know "moderately injured" if the phrase decked it across the skull five thousand and seventy nine times with a frying pan doused in gasoline, and then stuffed a lit match into its left ear. Although, Scott but it's a girl does have to concede something about the finicky way descriptions and status effects worked in this plane — they correspond quite well with reality. And so it is that a single trail of blood streams from her nose. She tries to glance at it, but fails, because no one, not even a Player with divine power coursing through their life-blood, can look at what's under their nose. Sorry. You just can't. So Scott but it's a girl wipes the blood off in a vaguely badass way, watching as it stains the gauze wrapped around her hand.

She leers violently at the Godmodder, a grin that I'd deign to call unhinged crossing her face. "Is that all you've got?" she says in a perfectly reasonable speaking voice. No need for dramatic whispers that force you to strain your eardrums, or for needlessly loud, stilted speeches. People can just talk, you know. It's at this point that my parental instincts kick in and I realize that no, this absolutely is not all the Godmodder has. I rush over to Scott but it's a girl, but she holds up her gauze-wrapped-blood-stained hand, and I feel an invisible wall manifest itself between her and I. "Thanks, dad, but... no thanks. I've got this all under control, you know?" My eyes dart around the field. At Scott but it's a girl's beaten body. At the churning, dynamic maelstrom that is the Godmodder's power. At the limitless void all around us, plagued by fire and lightning and color and blood. Does she "got" this? Does anyone? But I realize, with growing certainty, that this is what Victory and I got for appearifying a teenager into existence. You jump straight into the rebellious, "I'm invincible and I can do anything" phase with none of the preceding seventeen-ish years of buildup. The only complication is that... Well, Scott but it's a girl can do anything.

So, as I walk away from the field, she does just that. Her combat stance strengthens. Her fingers clench into fists. Her toes do much the same. Her organs tie themselves into knots, which as it turns out is actually incredibly bad for your health. Scott but it's a girl's face blanches, and she clutches her chest, falling to the floor. Victory and I look at each other, and our faces twist into what I can only describe as the harrowing, gaunt expression one makes when their worst possible nightmares have been confirmed and realized directly in front of them. Our limbs contorting from the speed at which we run, we try to administer all sorts of medical techniques on Scott but it's a girl's frail, seizing body, but to absolutely no avail, since neither of us are registered doctors. Quickly! We shout to all six corners of the hex, or whatever other appropriate metric you can use in this void. Is anybody here a doctor?? Anyone at all? As it turns out, through utter contrived coincidence, no other player is a doctor... but the Godmodder is. He went through medical school years and years and years ago, in the process of dodging an attack where someone tried to contaminate him with every possible plague. He could cure Scott but it's a girl's mystery illness!

The Godmodder leers at the congregation of players, all crowded around this young woman's literally decaying form. Tch. As if he'd ever contribute his skills to the plethora of people that want him dead. What's another lost soul to him? Absolutely nothing, that's for sure. To help Scott but it's a girl would be literally detrimental to the war effort! The Godmodder turns from the players, prompting shrieks and calls of pure outrage. His body tenses, and he tentatively turns. Every single player is yelling at him, tears streaming down their faces. What's wrong with you, Godmodder?? This isn't some kind of game! This is actual, real shit! Someone is dying on your watch, someone you have the power to save! We don't care about sides, or factions, or anything like that! You have to help her out! At this point, the Godmodder is cringing more intensely than someone who's stumbled upon an elementary school talent show where every tiny kind thinks they're the next Michael Jackson. He may have even surpassed the famous "TFW you think about Season 8 of Game of Thrones" cringe. He knows that if he walks over there, he'll either be directly aiding the life of someone who actively wants to kill him, which will only set him up for potential calamity in the future. Or, more insidiously, it's a trick, and as soon as he runs over, he'll be attacked in any number of an infinitude of brutal ways, just out of the tiny, little, disintegrating kernel of potential, conceivable, feeling-that-might-approximate-goodness that's left in his heart of hearts. So he's having no part in it. He will have absolutely nothing to offer to Scott but it's a girl, or her grieving parents, or her rows and rows of friends, extended family, and compatriots. He just turns his back to the world, uncaring, and leaves Scott but it's a girl to die.

The mood of the battlefield grows somber, and very, very still. Everyone is acutely aware that they're witnessing the last moments of someone's life. A set of moments not induced by a righteous beatdown, or by a heroic sacrifice. Just one set of many wrought upon human history by natural, insidious diseases. It could have happened to anyone. It should have happened to someone else. But it happened to her. Scott but it's a girl's organs have all failed, since, you know, they were turned into knots. And Victory, and me, and every other player on the field, all feels that something inside of us has failed, too. Maybe our faith in the grand system that is Life. Our faith in the medical field. Our faith in the Godmodder, who ancestral memories are spurning me to call a misguided friend. Some people begin thinking about a wake. About a funeral. About what coffin to pick out. About what shade of black to wear. But then, as everyone present is lost in thought... a miracle happens. An inch away from the throes of death, Scott but it's a girl's gauze-entombed hand trembles and lifts itself off of the ground. It points, shakily, at the Godmodder. "You," she slurs from her rigid mouth, stretched taut by the Reaper. The sound of her voice washes over the Godmodder like an ice bucket challenge gone horribly wrong. "You had a chance to answer the call, and you turned your back on me. Me. The greatest person to never be born. And the greatest person to NEVER BE DEAD." The ground cracks and crumbles away, knocking every player back. Scott but it's a girl's body levitates in the air, her orange hair cascading and billowing around her face. Flames curl from her left eye, reignited by her turmoil.

"I gave you a chance. A thought of redemption. More than most have given you, I'd say! I kicked your bubblegum, and I chewed your ass! Then I spat it out, because it tasted really gross; you should give it a wash." Scott but it's a girl's face began cracking apart. Was this another harbinger of the late stages of the disease? Was it... something else entirely? "I put my trust in you, in the world. In the society that all of us live in! And you mistreated me. You cast me aside, like so many others, and left me on a city street to suffer in silence. Well, NO MORE." Scott but it's a girl's leather jacket melted away, the monochrome hues intensifying into bright, neon colors. Her face splintered like the fine china languishing in my grandmother's unused cabinets, and it fell to her sides. "I'm the one who's gonna fix everything wrong with this crazy world. I'm the only one wacky and zany enough to see what has to be done! And above all..." The abyss that was the battlefield gained an actual, physical form. Not a limitless plane of carnage. Not a climactic mountainside. Just... a set of infinite stairs. Scott but it's a girl hovered above them, standing upright now. She was decked out in a red suit with an orange suit, a teal tie, and her orange hair had settled on an incredibly aesthetically appealing green hue. Her face was pure white, now, telltale clown makeup covering it. And yet, her eyes were still hidden behind her fathers' glasses. "I'M DA JOKER, BABY," Scott but it's the Joker cackled with maniacal glee.

The Godmodder would have cowered in fear, had he any sense at all. But here he was, bearing witness to a legitimate villain origin story. He'd be featured in backstories and flashbacks for generations to come. People would make movies of his exploits, spin yarns of antics that reached heights unparalleled! He'd be a legend. A god. As such, he cackled right alongside Scott but it's the Joker, completely oblivious to the fact that she had picked up the stairs that she was supposed to be dancing on and was now holding them above her head. The Godmodder felt a stray rock plink on his skull, and he turned up just in time to watch the staircase barrel straight into him, knocking him through the floor. Scott but it's the Joker breathed heavily, wiping more blood from her nose. "I know what you're thinking. Oh, first you use a damn building, and now you use some stairs?! Well, yes. But actually... no." The Godmodder is confused, until he sees the crowd of people that congregated around the now-demolished stairs, with even more of them streaming in as time passes. He gets to his feet, wielding any manner of weapons in an attempt to ward them off, but these people are not placated by mere party tricks. They only want the stairs. They've only ever wanted the stairs. The Joker Stairs... and the clout that comes with posing on them. The ever-quickening pace of gentrification beckons. But now, the Godmodder has reversed that societal progress. He's buried a meme before it ever had a chance to flourish. He's crushed the hopes of thousands. Millions, even. And in doing so... he's inspired a legion.

Every single person that gathered to the stairs, including the many, many more that are still making the pilgrimage, shed their mortal bodies and assume the visage of the Joker himself. The same garish suit. The same green hair. The same clownish face. "Is it just me," Society but it's the Joker says, the millions of voices buzzing in perfect harmony, creating a wall of noise that sounds less like a human and more like God elucidating Job on the vastness, cruelty and beauty of His creation from out of the spinning whirlwind. "Or is it getting a little crazier out there?" Nothing more can be said. The Godmodder is helpless to defend against the tsunami that is society. He's shot by fake guns that fire little flags saying "BANG!" except the explosions hit him at full force, millions of times over. He's spread with poisonous gas, choking the life from his insides. He's dumped into vats of chemical waste, over and over, the mutations not imbuing special powers onto him, but crippling him with thousands of potential villain backstories at once, rendering his entire history into a fractured multiple-choice test. He is no one special anymore. He is a cog in the machine of society. A machine that is now orchestrated, impossibly, by Scott but it's a girl, who has cheated death. She reaches inside her mouth and pulls out her organs, twisted in a perfect knot. "Here, Godmodder. You can have 'em. I wasn't using 'em for much, anyway!" She tosses her organs at the Godmodder, who is just a speck in the angered mob of millions. Because he's the Godmodder, he grabs it perfectly, but then sees that every single one of her organs was actually an enlarged appendix with appendicitis that was one second away from bursting. Except these appendixes didn't contain poison. They contained poisonous antimatter.

Some said that the mushroom cloud that resulted, wiping out the entire borough of Brooklyn despite being located in a void tangential to any plane of reality, looked a lot like the face of the Joker. But I and Victory disagreed. It was clear as day to anyone with a functioning brain that the face in the cloud was all of us. It was the messianic everyman that heralded a new age. An age of... Well, I don't think I need to tell you, do I?

 

[JOEbobobob]

Scott but it's a girl's organs have all failed, since, you know, they were turned into knots.

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"Well, Technically speaking, skin is an organ, and we know the skin wasn't turned into a knot because it flaked off later, So Really only Most of their organs failed and/or turned into knots! On this basis I would like to argue further in favour of the survival of Scott, on the basis that in fact they were likely never truly injured in any way, especially considering that the organs were actually apendixes, which serve no purpose, implying Scott but its a girl either has no need for organs, or has backups which are not mentioned. On this basis I argue that scott but its a girl really ought to have replaced their Skin with apendixes too, due to their initial claims implications, you see."
"Maybe they did, in which case, seeing as the skin is the largest organ, the size of the explosion likely increased appreciably. though it would be much harder to conceal that their Skin is entirely made of appendixes then that their internal organs are."
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[BackAndGoneAgain]

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Then I do the worlds stupidest most horrible dance, and when the Godmodder insults it I point out there never was a bad dance at all! When he gets confused and points out I DID dance, I reply that I never said I didn't just do a real horrible dance right in front of him, why would I? This gives his brain an owie.

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[Moniker]

Action 1: Don't worry, I am going to heal you. I materialize a Butterscotch Pie and have Bill Eat it.
Action 2-3: I go to the Pure Cleric and Fire fireballs, which gives it a burning state, but WAIT! There's more! I fire a poison arrow at him, then I fire a Freezing ray, giving it a Freeze status effect.

Shadrix: So Kirby, how close are we?
Kirby: We should be able to make it close to 10 minutes in-game time, not real life time.
Shadrix: Yeah, Otherwise we would have arrived way too early.

Shadrix looks at his Chaos Emeralds

You all ready for this?

The gems hum in unison.

Perfect....

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Bill healed to Slightly injured!

Cleric affected by various statuses! With freeze, it can only cast half as many status heals per turn!

I start researching flesh shaping, chuckling as I do.

I also start making a field of energy for later use. Oh, and boom boxes. Lots of boom boxes.

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You make boom boxed and a field of energy! Your research into flesh shaping reveals one key insight: It's REALLY gross.

Action 1: So, that Sealing maneuver that the Godmodder pulled was his nastiest trick ever. Unfortunately for him, I'm pretty good at power copying. And we have the knife of one of his Sealers.

Fortunately for him, it is only capable of inverting his Player Actions, not his Godmodder Actions. In fact, had he not greeded out and grabbed the Actions of a Player in addition to his own actions, I wouldn't be able to Seal him at all. Also, his Pure Cleric will act first and cure the status effect before dying of DOT. And that's if we somehow actually hit him with the knife. Yes, Darius is decent at knife maneuvers, but the Godmodder is nearly impossible to tag with a hit.

Still, if we're lucky, this will at least distract the Pure Cleric and guarnatee a kill.

Time for a new trick. I've always been a natural user of magic items, capable of jailbreaking even the most complex user-limitations on magic items and optimizing them to suit my needs. But I've also grabbed a psychic amplifier, and used a big chunk of downtime training in one specific technique: Telekinetic Knife Storm.

It's not like I need that much kinetic energy to telekinetically manipulate a few knives that already have potent magical boomeranging enchantments on them. Although the knife that needs to deliver the killing blow isn't enchanted as such.

Four additional robotic arms sprout out of my back as I ready all six of my primary knives. Simultaneously, I levitate the Sealers' knife in front of me.

I open up by throwing my primary knives, then activate a Shadow Clone Generator, creating ten shadow knives for every knife I actually throw. The shadow knives do minimal damage, but have just enough physical substance that they can't be ignored, and are also nigh-indistinguishable Then, I use telekinesis and mental commands to my daggers and their shadow clones to adjust their launch trajectories in a chaotic spread, and trigger temporal manipulations on a few of them to create even more of a physics mess.

Then, I grab the Sealer's knife out of the air and hurl it towards the Godmodder, while he is busy dealing with the mess of illusionary daggers created as a diversion. I invest all of my remaining telekinetic energy into the throw, accelerating the knife to the speed of a bullet.

Superimposed over the physical form of the Sealer's knife is an illusion copy, blessed with a specialized magic for one purpose. When the Godmodder inevitably blocks the physical form of the dagger, the illusion copy will pass through the block and home in on him, striking true. And even though it doesn't cause any damage and passes through the Godmodder harmlessly, it creates a Shadow Seal, a Sealing effect that does nothing due to expiring the instant the Godmodder's turn begins. That should at least give the Godmodder a mild headache trying to figure out how to rework his actions to account for the Sealing before he realizes that the Sealing isn't truly a thing and has to return his actions to normal.

Action 2: Now, time to target the Pure Cleric with my own Sealing maneuver.

Now, the Sealed status effect as defined by the (Un)Sealed Sealers only works on Player Actions. However, after being exposed to the effect, I've reverse-engineered the psychological mechanism, and I think I have a way to deploy it.

But first, a diversion. I send a diversion, using the same diversion that I use against every annoying healer: a Genji that suffered a papercut, causing 1 damage and extremely mild bleeding.

Wait, I've used that too much. I need to change that. So, meet Zenviromon, a Cyborg Ninja Pirate Zombie Vampire that is suffering from excessive hybridization disorder, and is in urgent need of assistance. He immediately rushes over to the Pure Cleric to demand healing, and uses his vampire powers to either hypnotize and mind-control the Pure Cleric, or drain the Resolute Heart power from her blood to heal himself and stabilize his transformation.

While the Pure Cleric figures out how to deal with Zenviromon, I begin the assault on the Pure Cleric's mental defenses. For some reason, they're in the form of an incredibly advanced fortress, one that my mind-self will have to sneak into using my wits, a mental disruption pulse to distract guards, and a mental hacking tool. I'd play the Mission Impossible theme, but I need no diversions on this mission.

Luckily, the mental battlefield moves much faster than the physical one. Despite the large size of the fortress, I manage to get past the first layer of defenses with well-placed distractions. Then, I abduct one of the guard entities (which are probably mental constructs of some sort), shred it before it can raise an alarm, and turn it into a disguise that I use to get past a second checkpoint.

I manage to walk into the third layer of security before the Pure Cleric finishes dealing with Zenviromon. As the Pure Cleric's thoughts shift, her mental fortress changes layout and her mental guard entities move to new patrol routes. One of those routes would have paired the guard entity I killed up with another guard, but when that other guard realizes that the guard entity they were working with didn't show up, he raises the alarm.

The button I need to press is just a few doors away, but I'll need a diversion. Omega, I choose you!

No, I'm not doing a Pokemon callout. I am, however, going to release a neuron burst that will stun the Pure Cleric's mind for five seconds. Now.

As the neuron burst stuns the Pure Cleric's mind, I rush into action. I have to get to the base and deploy the payload before the guards recover. Even with the accelerated mental speed, that's at all order With a quick mental spear, I hack into the door controls and rush into the vault. There's a lazer maze in front of me, but I do a few carefully calculated bits of mental gymnastics to dodge the lazer maze without getting slammed by one of the lazers (okay, I could probably tank a lazer hit in the mental battlefield, but I don't want to test that). Then, I reach the prize, the interface controlling the mental psyche. Here's where the payload goes.

Problem: The payload is a square peg, but there's only round holes in the interface. I immediately begin a hacking attempt to reconfigure the interface to create a square peg to deliver an alternate personality payload, but I take a slight bit too much time. The guards are back up, and they're storming the vault. As soon as they spot me, they'll raise heavy defenses, and I won't be able to crack those faster than the Pure Cleric can heal "mental barriers damaged" status effects.

I create those additional seconds by using a massive investment of psychic energy to create a blinding light just outside the entrance to the vault. They won't see us, technically. Problem is that I'm burning out all of the energy I have available to this mental combat avatar, and a lot of general psychic energy. I'll have to pull out after this.

While, you did it. I slam down the payload, and another mental shift occurs. The guards spot me, but I've already bailed out.

Now, the payload that was delivered here is a mental interface layer, resting between the Pure Cleric's mind and the outside world. This mental interface acts as a NOT gate against every action the Pure Cleric performs, causing their body to do the opposite of what their mind intends. It also acts as a minor perception filter, a devious step designed to maximize the odds of the victim taking major actions that get flipped.

And, the Pure Cleric suddenly notices that the Godmodder that created her is suffering from the devastating Sealed status effect! If it isn't stopped, the Godmodder will lose access to his Player Actions! But the Pure Cleric can fix this! All she has to do is use the Resolute Heart's power to heal him, and he'll be okay!

Action 3: I spin up my dozen AI troll bots, and they begin trolling the Yorewarrior on social media. The Yorewarrior shrugs off the assaults at first, but as they get more and more personal, he eventually cracks and starts lashing out against my troll bots. Unfortunately, this causes those troll bots to unleash their secret weapon, the Block button. The Yorewarrior is now blocked on social media, but he sees the computers the troll bots are running on right in front of him. Enraged, he charges forwards to try to smash those computers. But, after smashing the first computer, he messes with the computer's timewarp magical enhancements and ends up stuck in a time loop, making it really hard for him to attack.

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The Pure Cleric's actions will be reversed! ...In a way!

Attempting to block Yorewarrior...

"I, Winkins am currently very busy on the field building structures at the moment. please consult to the bot if something is needed."

... is what the note says as the camera pointed to where I'm supposed to be as it pans over to the bot who's occupying its self on a phone.

The Bot puts away the phone as it notices the turn has past and continues with it's simple attacks.

Mice falls out of the "sky" and perceives the Godmodder as the perfect cheese to nest and gnaw on.

The Godmodder is starting to feel the need for air despite its many countermeasures to not needing it. The mice seems to have no problem with the lack of air around the Godmodder.

Bath water is suddenly summoned around the Godmodder as he realised he signed a contract to provide Godmodder Bath Water to a foreign company. This doesnt help the Godmodder's breathing problem as the distilled water soaks up Godmodder essence and drowns him. The mices seems perfectly content in swimming through the water.

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The Godmodder finds himself stuck in a houdini-type situation. Trapped in rapidly rising water, with mice eating him alive, and no air, the godmodder must find a way to escape! His chosen method of escape is to press the giant red button labeled "ESCAPE" in the cage. But it was a trap! He's immediately electrocuted, his roasted skin fluttering through the water as the mice are slain! The godmodder gets out after that, having taken some damage!

The Godmodder is now Seriously Injured!

Healing pulse!

(The bath water popularity soars, and you get filthy rich.)

So Kavacha and Kundala has been destroyed? Alright, let's apply the 'Moniker Messed Up Spelling' charm on that for later use. The fact the spelling differs from what I originally wrote won't matter when I call back to this armor. I won't be thwarted by messed up spelling! (x1)

Next, I prepare the Substitution Jutsu. Now I'm be saved from the next damage as I swap places with a wooden log. The log takes the attack and I appear where the log previously was, a location suitably far away to be safe. I will continue my undamaged state! (x1)

OOC: Quoted prep work for convenience.



Great, soon the next Combat Operandi will be unleashed and it won't be pretty. Undoubtedly some form of offensive action, the Godmodder's Combat Operandi is likely designed to cripple the Player side to the point whatever's left can't do anything of note. Such a thing will be truly devastating and far too painful to take.

Guess that means someone needs to mildly impede it.

Alright, time to work. Draw a pentagram, appropriate chanting, additional blood and activation via magic shotgun. Once the end of the turn approaches and the Godmodder starts to act, everything will take effect.

First, the volcanoes activate. The previously laid out blood and hydrogen peroxide get drawn into the volcanoes and blasted high into the air. A great visual display that surrounds the Godmodder and Players in a spray of liquid thanks to the placement of the volcanoes. The substance is set and the metaphysical timer ends.

With the hydrogen peroxide no longer phaseshifted, chemistry happens! The previously separate and liquid elements react and expand, still surrounding the Godmodder and Players without disruption. While the overall area taken up has increased, it's no danger to anyone in this state. Currently it appears to only be an annoyance, a brief distraction. Until the ritual activates as the Godmodder uses their Combat Operandi at least.

See, the ritual cast is a lovely negation blood sacrifice. By sacrificing a certain quantity of adequately magical blood, the blood becomes a potent negator in terms of the chosen target for the ritual: the Godmodder. Energies of all forms released by the target become exceedingly vulnerable to the blood impacted by the ritual. Contact with the blood reacts like matter-antimatter in a way, neutralizing the energy for an equal measurement of blood. Obviously the Godmodder's efforts can't be negated, but it'll be impaired.

Now, the hydrogen peroxide is handy for exploiting an interesting loophole of the ritual. See, instead of a proper measurement of blood, the required amount of blood needed to act as a negator is measured by volume. A volume measurement that requires a density of blood that's less than blood normally is. Effectively, by measuring out the chemical reaction for blood and hydrogen peroxide, the amount of 'negating blood' is notably increased. More units of the required volume, the more units able to negate the released energy, whether its kinetic, physical, holy energy creating a entity, curses, or magically induced cancer. And with this negator surrounding the Godmodder and every Player, the Combat Operandi is faced with an element fairly well suited to dilute its potency.

I'm sure the fact that it'll make the grandeur of the Combat Operandi be harder to make out will annoy some...but the Godmodder's opinion hasn't ever really mattered to me. (x1)

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As I have messed up spelling, you are handed a FREE ICE CREAM TICKET, which can be used later to slightly boost an attack's effectiveness as a callback!

You prepare substitution jutsu!

Godmodder's third combat operandi will be very slightly negated.

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Eyowe performs some serious selfish healing to get him off of Seriously Injured.

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You are restored to full health!

2x action: Heal self.

1x action: I inflict "Preemptive Delayed Action" on the Pure Cleric.

"Preemptive Delayed Action" does damage to the entity it is cast on, but only in the instant of its removal. Before that, it just sits there. Menacingly.

Also, if the Pure Cleric tries to remove any other status effect and just let "Preemptive Delayed Action" sit, "Preemptive Delayed Action" will preempt that, be removed first, and deal its damage anyway.

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You are restored to full health!

You prepare to inflict Pre-emptive Delayed Action! However, the only way to inflict a powerful spell such as this is through direct injection into the eyes! You prepare a syringe, only to find that the Godmodder has confiscated every syringe in existence to prevent this eventuality! You are foiled!

Actions 1 and 2:
I conjure forth a new body and transfer my consciousness into it. My new body is less injured than my previous one.

Action 3:
I banish the godmodder to Greenvale, where he is forced to live out the events of Deadly Premonition. There, he is beset on all sides by zombies of debatable existence, while constantly feeling the urge to talk to an unseen companion who may or may not actually exist. He receives omens in his morning coffee, which tell of the foes he'll face in the future, but can't make sense of them because who the hell trusts their coffee to tell their future? Unfortunately, because he ignores those omens, the woman he falls in love with after a single one-on-one interaction ends up with a tree growing out of her body, and as a result, he has to fight an eldritch demon in the eye of an apocalyptic storm, with nothing but an old sidearm. His mind collapses as he tries to comprehend the events that unfold before him, and his descent into madness is only hastened when Amazing Grace starts to play over his PTSD flashbacks of roaming through the town in a raincoat splitting people's skulls open with an axe.

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Self fully healed! Your old body slinks away, to surely be used for a major story arc later.

The Godmodder is very confused. But since he's a completely sane mentally sound person, he was sure it was all justified. Surely. Yes. Surely.

Damn this guy
He's so powerful
Even cured my cold

I'll try something
I walk up to the godmodder
In my snazzy cloths

And say all this fighting has really kept you too busy
You really should take care of yourself
Sse how scruffy you're looking
Say no more
Me! The greatest fashionista here will take care of it
The godmodder tries to interrupt
But i say calmly(fcking shout at him) no Capes and you darling don't give me ideas
I mkae the ideas

Now lets just remove a lil hair from the top shall we
It's for fashion
My man
Fashion!!

After saying this
I tkae out my trusty scissors
I channel my new bullet person powers
I create thousands of microscopic bullets and drop them on the godmodders hair
It's for colouring i tell you
And along side that cut his hair into the most Fabulous hair cut in this verse

Now i know, i know
You're speechless
But no worries I'll deal with all your fashion disasters my friend

And hand the godmodder a mirror to see his new hair cut
While his sight is blocked by the mirror
I take the scissors and cut his damn head off

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The Godmodder dodged your scissors, takes them from you, and calmly tells you not to run with them. However, he now has highly fashionable BULLET HAIR.

ES smirks at the Leprechaun. Noob doesn't know about probability, or rather how it's a lie.

"Luck" is an abstraction, you see. A combination of invisible microfactors and choices that are simply out of your perception. All the Clover can do is manipulate those factors, but when an outside hand forces the issue, it is powerless.

With a twist of his hand, a minute gust of wind and gravity twists the dice through the air, its tumble flawlessly calculated and then suitably adjusted. The probability the dice lands on 1 is now 1, and the probability that it lands on anything but one is now 0. Easily done.

ES spends his other two actions healing himself.

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You perfectly calculate the tumbling, and adjust wind accordingly! All probability is removed and the die is guaranteed to land on 1... unless anybody else messes with it.

You are fully healed!

FOCUS!
A game of chance Leprechaun? nah.... For you see that that was a loaded die! It always rolls a 1. The game was rigged from the start.

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The die is loaded, always rolling 1 - except in the event of freak outliers! With this modification, ES's calculations are nulled.

Since the Godmodder swallowed the Swan whole, which is disgusting by the way, I make the Swan run around in the Godmodder's stomach like mad, so madly in fact that the Swan turns into Antimatter! This Swan shaped Antimatter then explodes inside the Godmodder, causing the Godmodder's lungs to be filled with smoke and fire, suffocating him along with what damage the actual explosion caused!

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The swan turns into antiMADder its so mad, causing an explosion of anti-madness!

The Godmodder suddenly feels... calm. Serene. Happy. He's almost... distracted...

[1x] I carve a giant "1" into the entire floor of this place we're fighting on and any other flat surfaces the die might land on. it is now garunteed to land on "1", because there is nowhere not "1" where it is allowed to land (obviously,curved surfaces aren't allowed, they make it unclear what side the dies on.).


[1x] I grin at the leprechaun. So, you want to know why Infinileaf clover'll fail them? Well, here's an animation I made a Loooong time ago, explaining the correct way. Sadly, since the image can't load properly (not sure why, but it Is a pretty long .gif...), you'll have to follow a link.
So, as you can see, the proper solution can't be arrived at through any series of dice rolls or coin flips. Yes, the begining is a normal maze 'chose a path' sort of thing. But, after you exit the cyan zone, you have to stop and pull out a gun, turn on slow motion, aim down sights, clip through the wall, retrieve the not-tennis ball, break through the seventh triple-Resurrection boss combo with a perfectly timed clip-through explosive sh- yeah that link was garbage
So, I beat them at the game of "avoid being rickrolled, too". But I was serious. here's the actual link. As you can Actually see, you have to go through the cyan zone. The rest up, tennis, eat food parts? Those are entirely extraneous. Can't say for the life of me why I added them, other then red herrings or stalling. This is, after all, literally the longest single animation I have made bar one for a Reason. And we don't speak of that other one.
But the final solution,the path they actually have to follow? It's normal for a while. And then, when you reach the start, you head through a tiny hole in the wall. It was there in every iteration of the maze. Every. Iteration. Right from the start. And I removed every other valid path. So, after they reached the 'start' room, luck stopped being a factor. They would need to think for themselves and Realize there's a hole, realise it's an option to "exit" the perceived play area.
Not Luck, but intelect. Though there is a factor of luck as to whether you notice it once you Have the sufficient intellect... but anyway, once they passed Start, luck would stop mattering.
Summary: Maze solving needed him to realize there was a choice to make to start with, which is not dice-based.

[1x] And- Oh, wondering what was going on with that bed? well, when I first made the animation, it was mostly filler, I think. to raise the suspense while they wait for the circle to do stuff before continuing to traverse. But this time... Nope. I had the blob actually go through my tiny replica... you know, to demonstrate... And the time it spent napping means the action took long enough to roll over the tick to the next action.
and one action after one action ago just happens to be, oh, right now.
And That means Ziggy Fraud is about to go to heaven.
Ziggy Fraud, though... He's not the important part. Well, I mean, he sort of is... But not really.
If we're being accurate, Ziggy Fraud was bait. The Real important part is the Beast. You see, there's only a few things known about the Beast. One, it can instantly deal at least 9 impact damage at once. Two, it is a thief-catching Beast. Three, it can charge its way through otherwise indestructible materials (such as, say, a castle wall which is immune to maximum-level strength or a castle door which requires a strength value high enough to trigger an integer overflow).
And Four... it eats thieves. Theives like the Godmodder, who bought a newfangled brainb leach without the slightest intention of paying. Who stole the resolute heart from hell. Who stole a soul that most couldn't have stolen. And before he stole it, some other things got involved. Point is, evidence suggests the Godmodder is one of the most prolific and highest-profile thieves (still) in existence. And the Beast did charge Straight through the wall after jumping...
Now, there are a few possibilities here. Each is mostly or entirely relevant if the Godmodder follows the described conditions. If the Godmodder follows all of the stipulates of a possibility, though, while remaining unharmed, Possibility 0(N^N) is probably what you're looking for.

Possibility 1 , the Godmodder remained awake and alert during the pause, and was not accelerated by the fast forwards- that is, immunity to time shenanigans. This would leave his perception functionally slowed compared to the tennis ball when, on fast forward, it got stuck out of bounds in the maze, contorted itself, and spontanously manifests inside his spleen while changing directly from barionic matter to an almost arcane soup composed of dark matter holding together a thyroidal knot made of antimatter, strange matter, and neutronium, ripping it apart with magically-enforced tidal forces before he can say "godmodding". On the other hand, he might have enough time afterwards to recover and dodge the beast.

possibility 2 , The Godmodder is accelerated by the fast forward, dodges the tennis ball with his normal celerity... but, having allowed the temporal hijynks to affect him, is frozen by the Pause, and gets violently disembowled by The Beast. By the time the Pause ends, it's just a biiiit too late to deal with that.

p o s s i b i l i t y 0 **, The Godmodder denies the above dichotomy's validity, And claims he speeds up until the tennis racket, then immunises himself to time wimmy. He still has to dodge the beast, of course, but it's really not that fast, Right? well, yes, but it is at this point that the Godmodder realises: He dun goofed. He was immune to the rocks, but Not to becoming heavier... and the only way to avoid the beast is to go Over it(or it'll, yanno, turn around. Also, it's not programmed with the ability to die). Oh, sure, he can fly... But there are still a lot of those rocks. If he makes any sudden moves, they'll have a consistent location relative to him, and the mass of their several planets will yank him down like a overripe pinata being clawed at by a hoard of confused halloweeners who don't understand this metaphor, but do understand pinatas are full of candy. Oh, and the rocks are also immune to pausing. Just like Ziggy Fraud, they don't know what "Pause" means! The Godmodder considers becoming immune to gravity, but quickly realizes that, under the circumstances, that would just deliver him into the path of a certain criminal who misunderstands physics, and he doesn't want to deal with a JOE monologue about how "Actually, all the shenanigans (he's) about to pull make perfect sense" today. Then, the Godmodder considers just ignoring the rocks while he makes a hole for The Beast to fall into... But then the Rocks crackle with iridescent lightning, the same lightning that gave him pause before. The Rocks themselves won't matter any more... but they do still borrow the concept of Yorehammer to pierce through defences. Like the Gravy-braid on Gravy-braided plasma, it doesn't do the damage... it just lets the payload through. And so, the Godmodder gets zapped with an attack I refuse to explain the details of but looks very pretty, or alternatively gets mauled by The Beast while continuing to dodge the increasingly-difficult-to-dodge zap projectile attack.

Possibility 0(N^N) below. It is only relevant if the Godmodder counters all of the above.
Possibility 0(N^N) (or, possibility 0* N^N, which is still zero, because anything* 0 is zero.) : The Godmodder, Somehow, Despite all odds, despite all not-odds, despite the laws of physics, (That glow flicker was annoying to edit in, I'm sticking with grey from here.) despite expectations, despite player powers, despite all my narration, despite my explanation, despite all the disadvantages imposed on him by being at 0 Godmodder HP, despite my exceptional player power, despite this attack coming in from somewhere he oughtn't still be looking since it's technically not caused by this action, despite the time strangeness, despite the immutability of The Beast, despite the teleporting tennis ball, despite the irridescent crackle of the Rocks, Despite being mauled, despite, well, everything, manages to avoid the beast and the tennis ball and the rocks and (so on.).
And it is at this point that. Despite all his successes he apparently had moments ago. The Godmodder realises: He dun goofed.
You see. by Avoiding the Beast, the Tennis ball, and so on... he implicitly grants validity to them, implicitly Allows them to Be. This is validity I would grant them with player powers, of course, so that's not the mistake. But, I granted them that validity in an animation. an exceedingly long animation, in excess of a full minute. One with several other features.
Let's take this from the top! First, the Maze. that's here from last round, of course. No surprises there.
Second, there is an orb, with a pink exterior outline, and a purple interior.
...Jeee Willlickerrrrrrrs, wherrrrrrre have we seen that orrrrrrrb beforrrrrrre?...
In Orb Nightmare. It represented the Godmodders soul orb. Ah-ah-ah! This one's different! it has a bevel on the outline. Right you are, me! It Does have a bevel. That means it's Not the soul orb... But it is Soul-Orb related. Now, there are a few reasons the Orb Nightmare orb looks like that to start with¹. For example, the pink border is the colour of the architects- But, at the time, the Godmodder wasn't architect-Y. So, the reason?
...Ok. I admit it, the reason it looked Pink on the outside was I thought it looked cool and I think pink is a dream related color for reasons. But, the purple on the inside... That has its own reasons¹. When the Godmodder did things that were truly powerful, when he neared the end of his life... his text, and his powers, glowed Purple. for one example... The (sealed/unsealed/true) Tank's shield. So, the purple implicitly implicates the Godmodder. And the Pink could be related to the architects. But, the bevel. on the left side, lightened. on the right, darkened. Why? Well, if you think about it logically, it becomes quite clearly apparent that while the architects are implicated by the inclusion of the pink textual color, there are additional implications to consider. to provide an example, God created players, and in the process they burn with the same pink shade as the architects production. Additionally, the player side, implicitly aligned with God, has a generally Red-colored alignment tag- At least for those following the initial request of god. On the other hand, the Godmodders allegiance indicates itself by initiating an illusory image of indigo indicicity. the combination and averaging of the implicated colorations I have indicated gives you architect Pink. Well, prior to the adjustments created thereafter by the update terminals typer to increase readability. So, Gods representatives and Stan's representatives average into metaphysically appearing to be representatives of the architects. Additionally, the Godmodder recently possessed (and is slowly regaining) a state known as 'Ascended Descended'. Ascension generally implies greater proximity to the nearest stellar body, provided on is on a planet and it is daytime- or at least towards the nearest light source, as the floor only rarely glows. Contrarily to this, a descent into solid material tends to negate illumination from any direction through the screening of said material. As such, the ascended property implicates light, and the descended property indicates darkness, upon a canvas which averages to Pink. And, while full Ascended Descended-hood may indeed appear, metaphorically, as pure white and pure black, or pure red-white and pure blue-black, this is a Godmodder only slowly Regaining his ascended descended nature.
This all goes to say the sphere which resembles the Soul Orb depictions of times past... is the Godmodder. Implicitly.
Since he let it represent him, and he let the animation happen, he also let a few other things. Like, Him not being perfect at tennis, that happened. Or, him eating four buffets of food. Or, him being used like a glorified footstool by a criminal (While the Beast jumps straight through him, claws first!). Or, him being squished awkwardly by an indestructible 'you are dead' sign. Or, him s orta weirdly contorting himsel f (<--- Link) in the race around the entire maze when he makes the last turn left(it was an accident but that's never stopped me!). And, well, being squished deals damage. If he objects, well, I'll just come back next round, armed with the exploits of Ziggy Fraud (who isn't sitting Idly in heaven, because, seeing as the Godmodder absorbed God sort of, Heaven is clearly a metaphor for the Godmodder's sorry excuse for a soul.). That was actually what Possibility 0*(N^N) was going to be about- hence the black and white flicker! Ziggy is known for wearing a prison shirt.- But then I got side tracked. And I'm running out of time for what is, Ultimately, just the fourth contingency of an action. So, if you want to know what Ziggy is doing... well, option one is to just ask. But option two is to try (and fail) to ignore this. Or give me a good excuse while I'm feeling bored .
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Summary: Godmodder Attack.
**This section demonstrates a problem with Glows: They can't overlap other glows or other text. Ever time a textglow happens, it inserts a boundary with empty space between the glowtext and... anything Else. and that makes Possibility look like P o s s i b i l i t y. which I kept as an example for your benefit.
¹ ok the first time it was totally just for some precieved 'coolness'.

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1 etched on the ground!

The Leprechaun, by sheer luck, makes every absurd move the maze requires correctly! When he sees a bed, he immediately feels sleepy by pure luck. While walking near the tiny hole in the wall, he trips over a rock and falls through the hole, out of sheer luck! The leprechaun easily solves every part of the maze!

The Godmodder promises to submit himself to formal trial after the destruction of Reality is complete if the Beast holds off. The beast, fearing death at the hands of the godmodder, decides to hold off for now until he's sure the godmodder won't turn himself in.

I...... take a small walk. As I take a walk, energy starts to gather and heal myself. With what little energy is left, I send to other players

Focus: heal me. And others if I can spare

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You and Crusher are both fully healed! As you walk around, you ponder the endless blackness... you realize that this is all that will be left of Reality if the Godmodder wins here. More than ever, you must succeed!

2x: The eyes of the man in MTF uniform pulse green, and then red. In SCP-wiki lore, the Coalition associates green with reality-warping and red with regeneration. Together, they signify warping reality to regenerate, and that is exactly what the man in MTF uniform is doing.
(Also it's an unintentional reference to half of Scott but It's a Girl, but that's not important.)

1x: The man in MTF uniform flicks his wrist at the same time as he snaps his fingers, and suddenly every side of the Leprechaun's die is a 1. It is no transformation, for that would imply a reversibility. It is simply the imposition upon reality of the fact that there is no side of the Leprechaun's die that is not a 1.

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You heal both yourself and Pope, as you have extra power!

You attempt to change the die's sides to a 1! You successfully change all but one side! Wait... that's not good enough! Captain.cat's power comes back to boost you, and you successfully change EVERY side to a 1! And yet still, the Leprechaun smiles...

(x1)I Heal myself with a Healing Blue Lotus

(x1)I apply PARALYSIS to the Cleric, preventing her from acting again.

(x1)I just take the Dice out of the air, rotate it till it's on a 1 side, and carefully place it onto the ground without having it slip, or me slip or whatever else.

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You are healed by one injury level!

You paralyze the cleric, halving the actions she can take this turn! ...Rounded up.

The dice gives you a nasty electric shock as you attempt to grab it! The leprechaun prepared for this!

I rub my eyes...

3 ACTION FOCUS - TO BE OR NOT TO BE: "Huh. Why that title... me?" Gold looks directly at... well, at me. I reach out my hand... Why did you take both pills? "I thought it was a good idea, ok?!?" Listen... you have two choices... help him, or help me, your friends, everything you care about. Gold sheds a tear... "...God dude. That's deep." Hell yeah it's deep. "...Hamlet?" Hamlet.

To be... "or not to be." That is the question. "Whether it is better to go home to a better place..." or take up arms against the odds and win. Gold grabs my hand... a flash of light. Gold finds himself back in the void... holding what he had come for. A small fragment of HOPE. "Thanks... buddy." It's up to you now.

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You descend back into the void! Forever, you will wonder what will happen had you taken the other pill. At least it didn't wipe your memories. And now, you have a small bit of HOPE...

I charge
But not just any charge
I SUPERCHARGE
ULTRACHARGE
MEEEGACHAA
Okay that's enough of that

Point is that Verraad gets overloaded with massive amounts of energy hitting him right in the healthbar.

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+1 HP to Verraad!

FOCUS: BUFFMAGEDDON

Trying to think fast, I decide to try something I don't remember doing yet: Buffing another player!

I choose Torix and proceed to buff him! I buff him with car wax. I buff him with shoe shine. I buff him with elbow grease. I buff him with Attack Up! I buff him with Defense Up! I buff him with Speed up! I buff him with a rebuff! I buff him with a buffoon! I buff him with the power of exercise! I buff him with Haste! I buff him with Reflect! I buff him with Aeroga! I buff him with an inverted debuff! I buff him with mirror polish! I buff him with a Vampire Slayer! I buff him with the stuff. I buff him with Light! I buff him with Darkness! I buff him with Nothing! I buff him with everything! I buff him with buffs! I buff him with the concept of buffing! I buff him with Player Powers! I buff him with entity powers! I buff him with Narrative convenience! I buff him by debuffing his enemies so he's buffer by comparison! I buff him with Howl! I buff him with Harden! I buff him with Agility! I buff him with Blink! I buff him with Image! I buff him with En-Spell, Fire! I buff him with En=-Spell, Water! I buff him with En-Spell, all the other elements! I buff him with Faith! I buff him with Float! I buff him with I buff him with Invincible! I buff him with Invisible! I buff him with Clear! I buff him with vanish! I buff him with Protect! I buff him with Runic! I buff him with Regen! I buff him with Auto-Life! I buff him with Shell! I buff him by raising the OP Scale limiter so these spells/actions don't trigger it! I buff him with Null-Magic! I buff him with a B! I buff him with a U! I buff him with an F! I buff him with another F!

What does that spell!?

BUFF!

What do we want?

BUFF!

How do we want it?

BUFF!

Who do we want it for?

TORIX!

Now to say it again!

BUFF!

....

I basically just buff Torix with everything I can think of.

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Torix is now ULTRA BUFF.

'Well probably a good idea to try and prevent John Smith from getting the INFINILEAF CLOVER again. Hmm but how to help.' I think to myself as watch the die fall to the ground that we need to get a one on. Then I notice The Man in the MTF Uniform otherwise know as The_Two_Eternities using his power to try and force it to roll on a 1. 'Might work but probably going to need a boost.' I think to myself before closing my eyes and focusing my energy into my wish.

'I wish for The_Two_Eternities attempt to force the die to roll a 1 to be boosted so it will hopefully work!' Suddenly in a flash of red light a translucent red orb of light is floating next to me humming with power. After a moment it floats quickly over to The_Two_Eternities and upon making contact with him the power that is in the red orb transfers to him and empowers his attempt to force the die to roll a 1. (3 CP)

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Power SENT!

I look at Alastair with a stare of first curiousity, then wonder, then the look of "why" as I am buffed with various things. Then, I get a dumb idea: I'm going to try and use literally every single last one of these. This is going to be a fun challenge!

[FOCUS - BUFFMAGEDDON, PART 2]

Car Wax - Makes car based attacks and such stronger!
Shoe Shine - My shoes are now far shinier, which makes no sense considering they aren't leather!
Elbow Grease - Attacks based around training montages are now stronger!
Attack Up - All attacks are now stronger!
Defense Up - This is purely defensive, but I gain an attack shield!
Speed Up - I'm faster! This was pretty obvious.
Rebuff - I'm... rebuffed for everything that already happened! Effects before this doubled!
Buffoon - +1 Buffoon!
Power of Exercise - Attacks based around training montages are EVEN STRONGER!
Haste - Haste Spell cast, allowing me to do more stuff!
Reflect - Godmodder attacks towards me reflected for the attack!
Aeroga - A veil of wind begins to shield me from all attacks!
Inverted Debuff - I am now NOT poisoned!
Mirror Polish - Reflect now works for more than one counter!
Vampire Slayer - Attacks against vampires are now far more effective!
The Stuff - Something happens! Can be used for something!
Light - Kingdom Hearts based attacks are now more effective, when combined with Darkness!
Darkness - Kingdom Hearts based attacks are now more effective, when combined with Light!
Nothing - Nothing/Null/Void based attacks are now more effective!
Everything - All other buffs are increased in power!
Buffs - Actions used to buff other players are empowered!
Concept of Buffing - Actions used to buff things in general are overpowered!
Player Powers - Player Power abilities made stupidly strong!
Entity Powers - Curse of No Entities removed for the attack!
Narrative Convinience - Moniker cannot stop me for I have the power of narrative continence on my side!
Debuffs on Enemies - All enemies debuffed! Godmodder's countering ability weakened!
Howl - The Godmodder is frightened! I'm confused on how Alastair managed this one!
Harden - Defense up, yet again!
Agility - Speed up further!
Blink - I can now teleport whenever someone blinks!
Image - Illusion based attacks are increased in power!
En-Spells - Elemental Attacks are increased in power!
Faith - I'm now regarded as a minor deity!
Float - Ground entities cannot hit, as I'm floating!
Invincible - All injuries, if I had any, were healed!
Invisible - I'm now invisible to the Godmodder!
Clear - I can clear other status effects at will, for this attack!
Vanish - I can now turn invisibility on and off at will!
Protect - I'm immune to the next attack on me!
Runic - Runic based attacks are stronger!
Auto-Life - I'll be revived if I die somehow in this attack!
Shell - A shell is summoned
OP Scale Limiter Raised - These things don't trigger the OP Scale!
Null Magic - Void/Nothing/Null attacks increased in power!
B.U.F.F. - All previous buffs are buffed again!

"John Smith... Hope you're ready for this. Good luck."

Alright, now for the actual attack. This can be done by sorting the buffs into three groups: Attack, Defense, and Utility/Speed.
Attack Buffs - Car Wax, Elbow Grease, Attack Up, Buffoon, The Power of Exercise, Vampire Slayer, The Stuff, Light, Darkness, Nothing, Everything, Player Powers, Entity Powers, Image, En-Spells, Runic, Shell, Null Magic
Defense Buffs - Defense Up, Reflect, Aeroga, the Inverted Debuff, Mirror Polish, Enemy Debuffs, Howl, Harden, Image, Float, Invincibility, Invisibility, Blink, Clear, Vanish, Protect, Auto-Life, Regen
Utility Buffs - Shoe Shine, Speed Up, Rebuff, Haste, Buffs, the Concept of Buffing, Narrative Convenience, Agility, Blink, Faith, Clear, OP Scale Raise, B.U.F.F

"Now that that's sorted... let's begin."

Immediately, all the defense buffs take effect immediately. Defense Up, Reflect, Mirror Polish, Harden, and Protect form a solid shield of a clear substance, allowing me to shield an attack from practically anything. Invincibility flat out remains as a backup, although it kinda makes the rest of these useless. And that's just if they hit me... which in itself, good luck with that. Invisibility, Vanish, and Image form a sea of Torix images around the godmodder, while keeping me - the real one, missing. Aeroga, Float, and Blink work together to basically allow me to fly and teleport, the veil of winds lifting me off my feet and enhancing mobility for every single clone. Auto Life and Regen stand at the ready, and I keep the Inverted Debuff waiting for Surrounded by a sea of nearly impossible to hit clones, John Smith is left confused and frightened in the eye of the storm, thanks to Howl, and feels his Godmodding Abilities begin to shrink under the sheer storm of debuffs imposed upon him and his team - for they are the enemies.

Next, the utility buffs. Speed Up, Haste, and Agility all increase speed, allowing me to do even more with the actions I'm given. BUFF and Rebuff all give the buffs even more power, and Shoe Shine makes all the clone's shoes very, very shiny. The Godmodder is blinded by the sheer shine and even weirder, he feels several other powers of his fade. The ability to nope this due to the OP Scale Raise throws his original plan, forcing him to scramble for a different counter. Finally, Faith takes effect. The friends standing behind me, and Alastair putting his Faith into me to successfully carry out this attack... force the limits of this attack to stretch yet higher. Filled with the abilities and buffs to make a stand, everything begins to come to a point. Narrative Convenience, Clear, and the Buff along with it's very concept remain to be used at a later date.

Using player powers, I begin to pull a Keyblade out of the Nothing in which it came. Composed of both Light and Darkness, Nothing and Everything imbued, the Duality Keyblade begins to take a solid form. I buff the blade with the concept of buffing, and this makes it able to buff me in return... but at a cost. The entirety of the power makes it qualify as a Legendary Weapon, making me immediately take damage from the life drain it causes. To train to use the weapon even for a mere turn, I realize that I'm forced to utilize a TRAINING MONTAGE to even attempt to wield this weapon. The Power of Exercise and Elbow Grease makes this training montage take effect over a couple years, yet still only having an end effect of a couple minutes wasted. Returning to the battlefield with the Duality Keyblade having buffed me to levels of being capable of wielding it constantly, I stare down the Godmodder. In my absence, he's clawed his way out of the storm of Images, but the debuffs immediately return to full strength upon hitting him. The Pure Cleric attempts to get rid of the buffs, if they're still alive, but find themselves unable to as I placed a "buff" on John Smith: The Permanency Buff, making all status effects permanent.

"And now that that's been sorted... let's end this."
To begin... I summon entities that briefly counteract the powers of any Legendary Weapon Entities that may remain. Then, I follow up by turning Verradd into a vampire, which I'm pretty certain he already was - and utilize Vampire Slayer in the upcoming attack! I ht him with The Stuff, giving him a mass variety of deadly effects! En-Spells flare across the Keyblade as elemental and runic attacks of fire, water, air, earth, lightning, ice, along with Light and Darkness especially! The elemental attacks coursing through him all at once, I then proceed to hit him with the absence of an element, or anything: Null. He's hit with a blade of nothing, passing through him as the corrosive element begins to take hold... and then, it explodes into everything! John Smith's interior is filled with everything you could possibly think of as he nearly explodes form the force...

And then, I throw a car being driven by a buffoon and riding on top of a shell Mario Maker style at him as well. The Duality Keyblade fades into legend and becomes saved for later. As the buffs fade, I'm breathing heavily and turn to look at Alastair.

... I told you I'd use every single buff you provided me with. Is that all of them?

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The Godmodder, serene and distracted, reflexively closes his eyes as the rainbow light show of your buffs blinds every living being in a three-mile radius! The number of icons on your head is tall enough to qualify as a three-story building - not that anyone can admire it, as all the different glow effects obscure each other! By the time you launch your attack, the Godmodder is intimidated (and serene and distracted) that there is just nothing to be done! His serene-ness slowly fades as your attack deals a devastating 1 damage! Healing pulse!

The quiet watcher reaches into his coat and pulls out a little silver bell, a focus for the numerous things he'd handled over the years before now. He then spent all of his actions to ring it twelve times.

The first chime for time, as abused as it was.
The second chime for space, and all that it truly meant.
The third chime for light, the source of possibility and home of the beginning.
The fourth chime for darkness, the home of the end.
The fifth chime for fire, the mystic building block of change.
The sixth chime for water, the source of flowing existence.
The seventh chime for air, the fleeting might that cannot be stopped.
The eighth chime for earth, the idea of permanence.
The ninth chime for body, the physical part of people.
The tenth chime for soul, the spiritual part of people.
The eleventh chime for life, for change and growth within oneself.
The twelfth chime for death, for decay and entropy.

Each chime applied a malaise and malady to each of the foes on the field. Time, earth, and body upon the Leprechaun, nullifying his changing chances and leaving him to the mercy of his own rolls. Water, soul, and darkness upon the Yore Warrior, for their flowing forms rendered him similarly impermanent, his assaults incapable of touching anything he hits. Light, life, and air upon the Pure Cleric, to leave them silent and incapable of action under the sheer variety of things that now influenced them. Fire, space, and death upon the Godmodder, to force them to respond to having every aspect of themselves attempting to tear him apart while trying to disintegrate at the same time.

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As the Godmodder and the others struggle to resist, the Godmodder pulls out a little antisilver bell! Its like silver, but made of antimatter. He then says the 11 REVERSE CHARMS which is every charm you said but backwards! Emit! Ecaps! Thgil! And the others! However, the last charm, Death, lacks a reverse charm. The Godmodder is now charmed with Death, and Death comes more easily to him! It'll be easier for him to be hit by an attack!

With the cool shades, I give you the double thumbs up. Then, I notice the Pure Cleric and and give a slight bob of the head, and a 'Hey'.

I wonder if they'll be alive next turn. If they are, I do have one last idea...

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The Pure Cleric nods back.

Scott but it's a girl stands on the battlefield, swaying in a powerful stance that is timed with the wind rippling through the arena. Moderately injured, they say? Scott but it's a girl chuckles to herself. This place wouldn't know "moderately injured" if the phrase decked it across the skull five thousand and seventy nine times with a frying pan doused in gasoline, and then stuffed a lit match into its left ear. Although, Scott but it's a girl does have to concede something about the finicky way descriptions and status effects worked in this plane — they correspond quite well with reality. And so it is that a single trail of blood streams from her nose. She tries to glance at it, but fails, because no one, not even a Player with divine power coursing through their life-blood, can look at what's under their nose. Sorry. You just can't. So Scott but it's a girl wipes the blood off in a vaguely badass way, watching as it stains the gauze wrapped around her hand.

She leers violently at the Godmodder, a grin that I'd deign to call unhinged crossing her face. "Is that all you've got?" she says in a perfectly reasonable speaking voice. No need for dramatic whispers that force you to strain your eardrums, or for needlessly loud, stilted speeches. People can just talk, you know. It's at this point that my parental instincts kick in and I realize that no, this absolutely is not all the Godmodder has. I rush over to Scott but it's a girl, but she holds up her gauze-wrapped-blood-stained hand, and I feel an invisible wall manifest itself between her and I. "Thanks, dad, but... no thanks. I've got this all under control, you know?" My eyes dart around the field. At Scott but it's a girl's beaten body. At the churning, dynamic maelstrom that is the Godmodder's power. At the limitless void all around us, plagued by fire and lightning and color and blood. Does she "got" this? Does anyone? But I realize, with growing certainty, that this is what Victory and I got for appearifying a teenager into existence. You jump straight into the rebellious, "I'm invincible and I can do anything" phase with none of the preceding seventeen-ish years of buildup. The only complication is that... Well, Scott but it's a girl can do anything.

So, as I walk away from the field, she does just that. Her combat stance strengthens. Her fingers clench into fists. Her toes do much the same. Her organs tie themselves into knots, which as it turns out is actually incredibly bad for your health. Scott but it's a girl's face blanches, and she clutches her chest, falling to the floor. Victory and I look at each other, and our faces twist into what I can only describe as the harrowing, gaunt expression one makes when their worst possible nightmares have been confirmed and realized directly in front of them. Our limbs contorting from the speed at which we run, we try to administer all sorts of medical techniques on Scott but it's a girl's frail, seizing body, but to absolutely no avail, since neither of us are registered doctors. Quickly! We shout to all six corners of the hex, or whatever other appropriate metric you can use in this void. Is anybody here a doctor?? Anyone at all? As it turns out, through utter contrived coincidence, no other player is a doctor... but the Godmodder is. He went through medical school years and years and years ago, in the process of dodging an attack where someone tried to contaminate him with every possible plague. He could cure Scott but it's a girl's mystery illness!

The Godmodder leers at the congregation of players, all crowded around this young woman's literally decaying form. Tch. As if he'd ever contribute his skills to the plethora of people that want him dead. What's another lost soul to him? Absolutely nothing, that's for sure. To help Scott but it's a girl would be literally detrimental to the war effort! The Godmodder turns from the players, prompting shrieks and calls of pure outrage. His body tenses, and he tentatively turns. Every single player is yelling at him, tears streaming down their faces. What's wrong with you, Godmodder?? This isn't some kind of game! This is actual, real shit! Someone is dying on your watch, someone you have the power to save! We don't care about sides, or factions, or anything like that! You have to help her out! At this point, the Godmodder is cringing more intensely than someone who's stumbled upon an elementary school talent show where every tiny kind thinks they're the next Michael Jackson. He may have even surpassed the famous "TFW you think about Season 8 of Game of Thrones" cringe. He knows that if he walks over there, he'll either be directly aiding the life of someone who actively wants to kill him, which will only set him up for potential calamity in the future. Or, more insidiously, it's a trick, and as soon as he runs over, he'll be attacked in any number of an infinitude of brutal ways, just out of the tiny, little, disintegrating kernel of potential, conceivable, feeling-that-might-approximate-goodness that's left in his heart of hearts. So he's having no part in it. He will have absolutely nothing to offer to Scott but it's a girl, or her grieving parents, or her rows and rows of friends, extended family, and compatriots. He just turns his back to the world, uncaring, and leaves Scott but it's a girl to die.

The mood of the battlefield grows somber, and very, very still. Everyone is acutely aware that they're witnessing the last moments of someone's life. A set of moments not induced by a righteous beatdown, or by a heroic sacrifice. Just one set of many wrought upon human history by natural, insidious diseases. It could have happened to anyone. It should have happened to someone else. But it happened to her. Scott but it's a girl's organs have all failed, since, you know, they were turned into knots. And Victory, and me, and every other player on the field, all feels that something inside of us has failed, too. Maybe our faith in the grand system that is Life. Our faith in the medical field. Our faith in the Godmodder, who ancestral memories are spurning me to call a misguided friend. Some people begin thinking about a wake. About a funeral. About what coffin to pick out. About what shade of black to wear. But then, as everyone present is lost in thought... a miracle happens. An inch away from the throes of death, Scott but it's a girl's gauze-entombed hand trembles and lifts itself off of the ground. It points, shakily, at the Godmodder. "You," she slurs from her rigid mouth, stretched taut by the Reaper. The sound of her voice washes over the Godmodder like an ice bucket challenge gone horribly wrong. "You had a chance to answer the call, and you turned your back on me. Me. The greatest person to never be born. And the greatest person to NEVER BE DEAD." The ground cracks and crumbles away, knocking every player back. Scott but it's a girl's body levitates in the air, her orange hair cascading and billowing around her face. Flames curl from her left eye, reignited by her turmoil.

"I gave you a chance. A thought of redemption. More than most have given you, I'd say! I kicked your bubblegum, and I chewed your ass! Then I spat it out, because it tasted really gross; you should give it a wash." Scott but it's a girl's face began cracking apart. Was this another harbinger of the late stages of the disease? Was it... something else entirely? "I put my trust in you, in the world. In the society that all of us live in! And you mistreated me. You cast me aside, like so many others, and left me on a city street to suffer in silence. Well, NO MORE." Scott but it's a girl's leather jacket melted away, the monochrome hues intensifying into bright, neon colors. Her face splintered like the fine china languishing in my grandmother's unused cabinets, and it fell to her sides. "I'm the one who's gonna fix everything wrong with this crazy world. I'm the only one wacky and zany enough to see what has to be done! And above all..." The abyss that was the battlefield gained an actual, physical form. Not a limitless plane of carnage. Not a climactic mountainside. Just... a set of infinite stairs. Scott but it's a girl hovered above them, standing upright now. She was decked out in a red suit with an orange suit, a teal tie, and her orange hair had settled on an incredibly aesthetically appealing green hue. Her face was pure white, now, telltale clown makeup covering it. And yet, her eyes were still hidden behind her fathers' glasses. "I'M DA JOKER, BABY," Scott but it's the Joker cackled with maniacal glee.

The Godmodder would have cowered in fear, had he any sense at all. But here he was, bearing witness to a legitimate villain origin story. He'd be featured in backstories and flashbacks for generations to come. People would make movies of his exploits, spin yarns of antics that reached heights unparalleled! He'd be a legend. A god. As such, he cackled right alongside Scott but it's the Joker, completely oblivious to the fact that she had picked up the stairs that she was supposed to be dancing on and was now holding them above her head. The Godmodder felt a stray rock plink on his skull, and he turned up just in time to watch the staircase barrel straight into him, knocking him through the floor. Scott but it's the Joker breathed heavily, wiping more blood from her nose. "I know what you're thinking. Oh, first you use a damn building, and now you use some stairs?! Well, yes. But actually... no." The Godmodder is confused, until he sees the crowd of people that congregated around the now-demolished stairs, with even more of them streaming in as time passes. He gets to his feet, wielding any manner of weapons in an attempt to ward them off, but these people are not placated by mere party tricks. They only want the stairs. They've only ever wanted the stairs. The Joker Stairs... and the clout that comes with posing on them. The ever-quickening pace of gentrification beckons. But now, the Godmodder has reversed that societal progress. He's buried a meme before it ever had a chance to flourish. He's crushed the hopes of thousands. Millions, even. And in doing so... he's inspired a legion.

Every single person that gathered to the stairs, including the many, many more that are still making the pilgrimage, shed their mortal bodies and assume the visage of the Joker himself. The same garish suit. The same green hair. The same clownish face. "Is it just me," Society but it's the Joker says, the millions of voices buzzing in perfect harmony, creating a wall of noise that sounds less like a human and more like God elucidating Job on the vastness, cruelty and beauty of His creation from out of the spinning whirlwind. "Or is it getting a little crazier out there?" Nothing more can be said. The Godmodder is helpless to defend against the tsunami that is society. He's shot by fake guns that fire little flags saying "BANG!" except the explosions hit him at full force, millions of times over. He's spread with poisonous gas, choking the life from his insides. He's dumped into vats of chemical waste, over and over, the mutations not imbuing special powers onto him, but crippling him with thousands of potential villain backstories at once, rendering his entire history into a fractured multiple-choice test. He is no one special anymore. He is a cog in the machine of society. A machine that is now orchestrated, impossibly, by Scott but it's a girl, who has cheated death. She reaches inside her mouth and pulls out her organs, twisted in a perfect knot. "Here, Godmodder. You can have 'em. I wasn't using 'em for much, anyway!" She tosses her organs at the Godmodder, who is just a speck in the angered mob of millions. Because he's the Godmodder, he grabs it perfectly, but then sees that every single one of her organs was actually an enlarged appendix with appendicitis that was one second away from bursting. Except these appendixes didn't contain poison. They contained poisonous antimatter.

Some said that the mushroom cloud that resulted, wiping out the entire borough of Brooklyn despite being located in a void tangential to any plane of reality, looked a lot like the face of the Joker. But I and Victory disagreed. It was clear as day to anyone with a functioning brain that the face in the cloud was all of us. It was the messianic everyman that heralded a new age. An age of... Well, I don't think I need to tell you, do I?

Click to shrink...

The Godmodder is helpless to do anything but watch. For you see, society lives in a society. A society where the Godmodder wants to destroy all life. The incredibly oppressed society needs to rise up and fight back against society, where society means "just the godmodder"! And that's why, in a beautifully satisfying crescendo, the godmodder fails to do anything against the appendixes flying at him, which some fans will debate as a stupid move on the Godmodder's fault, but other fans will point out The_Quiet_Watchers death charm and say that means it TOTALLY makes sense within the lore!

DAMAGE TO THE GODMODDER!

Healing pulse!

OOC: Fantastic. Perfect. Keep it up and you might be the only Player with a 100% Godmodder attack-damage ratio.

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Then I do the worlds stupidest most horrible dance, and when the Godmodder insults it I point out there never was a bad dance at all! When he gets confused and points out I DID dance, I reply that I never said I didn't just do a real horrible dance right in front of him, why would I? This gives his brain an owie.

Then I dab.

Click to shrink...

The Godmodder swats aside the spoiler and ignores the dance. But the dab? No, that can't be allowed. The Godmodder teleports behind you, grabs you, and sets you on fire. When the fire has burned you to ashes, he uses the ashes to power a nuclear reactor, which provides energy for various social media websites. Then, he crunches the social media websites and nuclear reactor up into a little ball, and mails that ball to Timbuktu. You are conscious through all of this.

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The Godmodder's three warriors unleash their power!

Yorewarrior prepares to strike this turn! But first, he'll check his favorite social media profile, Crusher's! He hopes those troll bots earlier didn't... wait... every time he tries to respond to Crusher's post with his usual vitriol of personal attacks, he is BLOCKED. No... no...!

The Yorewarrior's hammer can smash through ALL DEFENSES... but not even HE can avoid being blocked on social media! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

YOREWARRIOR SLAIN!

ALL PLAYERS GAIN THE POWER OF YOREHAMMER, AND CAN USE IT FOR THEIR ATTACKS!

The die the Leprechaun threw lands. It lands on... on...

...On a corner. Perfectly positioned on the ground, in a little etched-out line, to land on a corner, and by pure luck, the laws of physics keep it there. It did not land on a 1. The Leprechaun smirks, and everyone prepares to receive their damage...

*A-hem* says JOEbob, stepping forwards. The Leprechaun feels a twinge of fear, as he looks again...

The etched out lines on the ground... form... a giant 1! On the ground! The die DID land on a 1! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

50% damage to the Leprechaun!

The Pure Cleric heals the Godmodder of their sealed status effect! However, because the Pure Cleric is sealed, she does the opposite and heals herself of all status effects instead! She is safe!


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The Godmodder is almost re-NO WARNING!

COMBAT OPERANDI TIER 3: PERSONALIZED HELL

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Everyone is separated.

The only two spared are GoldHero101, having already been through a challenge, and Cephalos Jr, randomly selected thanks to the attack being very slightly negated.

Each of you are sent to 27 separate realms, each one with its own, individual challenge. You can't attack the Godmodder or do anything else... until you pass the challenge.

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Exoskeletal65 You're at a halloween party. But your skeleton... you feel it getting more and more excited! Its about to start dancing, destroying all your internal organs! What do you do!?

Dragon of Hope?!? You are offered a way to get back to the fight. However, in order to leave... you must brutally slaughter the ten baby dragons in front of you. They stare with cute, pitying eyes...

Daskter You find yourself in a hospital. The hospital agents have you under armed guard. "This man must be a traitor"! Yells a doctor. "We'll patch these horrific injuries up for the next few weeks, then question him!" How are you going to escape the hospital? You have tubes and wires stuck in every inch of your body.

Krill13 You find yourself (Eyowe) facing him down. Krill13 himself... What now?

Strider626 You're relaxing on a beach chair, slowly swaying in the wind. A group of your friends offers for you to come with them on a tubing trip on the lake. The water's looking choppy... is that a shark out there? If you say no, they'll think you're lame...

Gnich You find yourself temporarily stripped of your Player Powers, and under several miles of ocean. A beautiful blue manta ray, the one from your profile picture, swims next to you. It would be serene, if you weren't about to die. How do you not die?

Crusher48 You see a highly suspicious button in front of you. A note on the wall says "Press without restraint".

Paradoxdragonpaci You're with the Restorer, in the LIFE Stasis pod! You must have gotten an easy one. The Restorer, your old entity, promises to heal you to full and then the friendly Temporal Guardian will teleport you back where you need to be. Just kick back and relax.

DanganMachin You find yourself in the middle of a CLASS TRIAL! Some guy dressed up like Hitler is accusing you of murdering some lady who was dressed up like Einstein! All the facts of the case seem to be pointing against you. What's your defense strategy?

Captain.Cat You're on a battlefield. Eternally marching forward. Your allegiances shift moment to moment - one second you're on your master's team, the next, you're on the Godmodders. The plastic of your skin is slowly wearing away. Ahead, a monster rears up, an entity ten times your size. Most of those higher up than you on the chain are dead. Backup isn't arriving for some time. You don't even remember which side you're on right now. Do you retreat? Or fight?

FlamingFlapjacks You wake up in a beautiful, serene pond. You are surrounded by the DUCKs of your super mode. They ask you if you'd like to call them to aid in the final battle. Will you?

EternalStruggle You're... back with the Apex again. They're alive and well. But... they say that time moves strangely in this place. You try to comprehend where "this place" is, and fail. But you have a choice. You may either leave the Apex behind and return, or wait in this place for a turn, and then return with the Apex, after them being given 100 free turns of snowballing from the last time you were with them. What do you do?

That-Random-Guy You're a casino manager, putting the finishing touches on your newest, grandest casino. Some aide is asking you what the probability for the machines should be set to. You realize that with enough profit, it'll be easy to pay for a plane ticket back to the place where you'll fight the Godmodder.

Alastair Dragovich You are a child again. Everything is easy. Everything is simple. Perhaps the Godmodder could be killed... just like that. You spend time with your family, days passing by in a moment... do you... want this to end...?

pionoplayer You are face to face with a lever. An exact, precise, and completely correct explanation of what it does is on a plaque next to it. "Pull this lever to deal 2 damage to the Godmodder instantly. In exchange, you will be unable to participate in the rest of the final battle. Your accomplishments in the story will be retroactively absorbed by other Players. You will be forgotten, and it will be as though you never existed. If you say 'I refuse', you will be taken back to the battle."

The_Nonexistent_Tazz You, Leah, are given a Wishing Star. With it, you can make one RP wish. Revive an old friend. Undo a past mistake. Anything. All you have to do to get it is agree to go down 2 Injury levels. Or, you can leave.

CaptainNZZZ Your army is arrayed before you, the stone of the HEXAGONAFIELD. After a massive period of buildup, you have snowballed to the point where your [N] army completely dwarfs the AG and PG forces combined. Everything is ready for you to unleash your plan. But... a flicker of doubt remains in your mind. Will you really do it? You could always just keep building up... forever... What say you?

General_Urist You are officially promoted to General or the Urist army! The Urist is a vital internal organ present in all living beings, which could do massive damage if given an incorrect order! You can command all the Urists in existence! What is your first order?

Karpinsky You are presented with 2 choices in a multiple-choice videogame which reviewers have criticized for its linearity. A man is asking you to trust him. All your meta and trope knowledge screams that you should not trust this guy. The only real way anything's going to happen with the plot is if he betrays you. Do you >TRUST HIM or >SAY YOU DON'T TRUST HIM?

The quiet watcher You're a simple guard guarding a simple town. As you watch the town from above, you see someone scurrying along in the streets. He stops in a house abandoned for the night, and begins attempting to pick his way in... how are you going to watch this?

JOEbobobob Immediately in front of you is a tripwire, clearly linked to a trap. It can easily be stepped over. On the other side is a button that will teleport you back to the battle. It has a note next to it: "Use a perfect solution".

Bill Nye You're in space! The stars and planets stretch out before you! Also, it's really cold, and you have about 20 seconds before death. What could rescue you in a situation like this?

Ranger_Strider_ You're in front of a beautiful market stall at a town festival. At the market stand in front of you, a merchant is giving away "teleport you back to the battlefield" lollipops - for free! There's one left, but you're first in line! Then, a little girl comes up behind you, and tugs at your cape - "Sir? May I have the lollipop? PWEASE??" She's so helpless and innocent... what do you do?

Winkins You are trapped in the sewers. Three tunnels stretch before you. One is labeled "The Tunnel where Winkins will be forced to slaughter their innocent bun knights". The second is labeled "The Tunnel where Winkins will be made to condemn the Light Mages to a life of homelessness and poverty, permanently." The third is labeled "The Tunnel where Winkins will be convinced to boil alive the Cait Sith, and eat them, delicious though they are". There are no alternative pathways or fourth options. Which tunnel?

The_Two_Eternities You are in a small, white room. A sign informs you that, after an eternity, you will be allowed to return to the battlefield. What do you do to entertain yourself in the meantime?

Torix pope Both of you sit across from each other at a table. Negotiations are tense. Only one of you will be allowed to leave the table, and return to the battlefield. The other will have to stay at the table until the fight is over. What decision do you make?

TwinBuilder Scott But Its a Girl finds herself in large, black space. In front of her is a fairy. "Hey there!" she says. "Since your poster is a friend of the QMs, you're getting allowed out free and easy! Just take two steps backward, make NO other movement, and you'll be back where you're supposed to be in a flash!" You smile, but then... hear something... no... feel something. Something is very close behind you... something with heavy, warm, moist breath...

CURRENT PLAYER SHENANIGANS POWER: 130% + Yorehammer!
Players:
[AG]ExoSkeletal
[AG]DragonOfHope
[AG]Daskter (Moderately injured!)
[AG]Eyowe
[AG]Strider
[AG]Gnich
[AG]Crusher
[AG]ParadoxDragonPaci (Slightly injured!)
[AG]DanganMachin
[AG]Captain.cat
[AG]FlamingFlapjacks (D U C K)(Moderately injured!)
[AG]Eternalstruggle
[AG]ThatRandomGuy
[AG]Alastair Dragovich
[AG]Piono(Seriously Injured!)
[AG]The Nonexistent Tazz (Moderately injured!)
[N+2]CaptainNZZZ
[AG]General_Urist (Moderately injured!)
[AG]GoldHero101 (has fragment of HOPE!)
[AG]Karpinsky
[AG]The Quiet Watcher
[AG]JOEbob (Moderately injured!)
[AG]Cephalos Jr.
[AG]Bill Nye (Slightly injured!)
[AG]Ranger Strider
[AG]Winkins
[AG]The_Two_Eternities
[AG]Torix
[AG]Scott But Its a Girl(TwinBuilder + Victory by Ablation)
[AG]pope


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Verraad: 0/100,000,000 HP, Final Combat Operandi in 2!
Seriously Injured! Restoring Full Unholy Divine Abilities in 5!

Leprechaun: 25% HP! Special: Game of Chance: 0/0, Wielding Infinileaf Clover Replica! Defeat by solving games of chance!

Pure Cleric: 25% HP! HealAllStatusEffects!A, Wielding Resolute Heart Replica! Defeat with status effect damage!

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Player Inventory:
Shadow Agitator
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[Karpinskaya]

FOCUS:

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

So I put down my controller, step away from whatever console I'm playing the game on, and return to the battlefield. I might pick it up again, after we win, but no guarantees.

Besides, I've played that game before.

 

[JOEbobobob]

In this context, the perfect solution is the fastest one in terms of cognition and effort. I step over the wire and press the button.

 

[Its_a_cauldron_plot!]

I start making a creature. It fails the first couple times, but I get it.

I then attuned them to the field of energy. Oh, and the Boom Boxes.

 

[Bill Nye]

Action 1-3: I desperately call for help. hoping that someone or something saves me despite my lack of oxygen...

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But no-

But somebody came!

I look over to see where that voice came from. I see a ship with its lights on me. This ship was the size of a normal house. The ship teleports me inside and I see myself in a cockpit. I can breathe again.

Let me help you Bill.

I see a pink creature that looks positively adorable waddle to me and helps me up.

"............Thanks?"

Don't mention it!

I then look up to see someone walking from their seat. He looks like..... me. He is wearing some sort of battle suit with beautiful colored gems on his chest plate. He smirks at me.

Hello Bill. And hi you all in there.

Hello Shadrix.
Wait Shadrix?
Oh, thank god!
Thanks for saving us!
Yeah.... thank you!
we would have been toast without you.
That was an excellent rescue Shadrix.

Its no problem. I was headed over to the battlefield right now as a matter of fact. Come on, I will take you back there.

"How did you find me?"

I was keeping track of your progress when you suddenly up and vanished. I knew the Godmodder was trying to give you a hard time. So I scanned for you everywhere until I found your trace. We went to you as fast as we could. We were lucky to get you on time.

"I guess. by the way, who's the pink guy?"

That is my friend Kirby. We found each other when we were kids and have been friends since.

Shadrix here gave me and himself immortality. We can never age. He and I are technically 3179579135 years old.

"..........wow."

We traveled through space for about 2 minutes when we finally reached the battlefield.

"Well... this is where I get off."

Indeed it is. We will continue to monitor from you up here. If you need any assistance, just give us a call. We will be there.

"Just one last thing. D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N told me that after the Godmodder is defeated, I will end up dying because of it. Do you think you can-"

Don't worry about it ok? Just focus on Defeating the Godmodder!

Wait did you just do a tit-

In an instant, I was back on the battlefield. I look up to see a ship in orbit. I gave a quick smile and I get into battle position.

 

[JOEbobobob]

Since I've already done the 'solving' part in terms of cognition, effort, and probably time, I take a moment to
[x3] heal and overheal myself from any injuries I have remaining.
[x0] I also talk to reality. not as part of the solution. Just because.

Whenever they reach an intersection, they can roll a die, based on the number of options, and pick the stated one. By their luck, they will surely always get the right roll. They get points based on their final proximity to the end, but they only win if they Reach the end. Also, if they run into a dead end, they don't get to turn around, but that shouldn't be a problem.

Click to shrink...

The Leprechaun, by sheer luck, makes every absurd move the maze requires correctly! When he sees a bed, he immediately feels sleepy by pure luck. While walking near the tiny hole in the wall, he trips over a rock and falls through the hole, out of sheer luck! The leprechaun easily solves every part of the maze!

Click to shrink...

Except... Doing any of that is against the terms of the challenge! The Bed isn't there to start with, so he'd have to make or retrieve one, which would be like a dead end since he'd turn around- And the bed's not even necessary! The decision of where to go is supposed to be made by dice roll! There isn't enough room in their stomach to survive eating all of the(unnecessary) food! being hit and squished by the YOU ARE DEAD popup isn't chance based, because they're paused at that point! The tennis game is impossible without multiple bodies or one really long one, though it's not needed! There are no rocks, because that would constitute a hazard! The hole is the wrong shape to fall through! Going through the hole would still require a dice roll being made first, which he cannot have made if it was an accident! Since he needs to select the right die manually, he can't have dropped it by accident! Etcetra!
I also Taunt something into wherever the Godmodder is (again, not as part of the solution, just because):
"Hey, this puzzle was supposed to stump me, right? stop me forever, or maybe serve as my perfect personalized hell for a while, because it says 'solve perfectly'? Well..."
"It's a great effort. I'm sure if I fit the charicature of myself I sometimes portray better, took your chalange more seriously and head-on, and had an entirely different goal from my current system, it would be a problem for me. But... if you wanted, or rather, needed, to actually stop Me..."
"Well. Others have come closer. feel free to give it another try, if you're willing to watch me trounce everything. and pay me an action every time."

 

[Crusher48]

I press the button with enough force to eject it from this pocket dimension into the Godmodder's head.

 

[EternalStruggle]

ES pats the inside of the Apex's bridge fondly, before turning around. "Let's go Amelia. We're not done out there."

As they walked through the broken time and space back to the battlefield in silence, there was a momentary pause before his assistant finally spoke. "What's your reasoning, sir?"

"Excellent question." ES adopted one of his trademark cocky smirks. "You know why I did it, because it's the obviously right answer. What you want to know is how I justified it to my heart." Amelia nodded humbly. "Well, I'll tell you. The old girl deserves better than to, in the best case mind you, show up and get zapped by the Godmodder or something else. If its earned anything, its earned a right to say it lived this war to the end. Its been here since update 58 after all. You know what other Entities are still around from then? The Temporal Guardian, who became a plot point, and arguably the Peacekeepers, who are now mostly gone, if not completely gone. The Apex endured all of what's happened through my own will and its own capabilities, and I won't sacrifice that achievement for temporary ease in this fight. Because we are going to win this fight, trust me. We're only halfway until the Godmodder regains his full power and he's already down to Seriously Injured. From there it's on to Critically Injured, then Mortally Injured, then he's just straight up dead. No, I'll let my pride guide me on this one."

ES and Amelia walk, walk, and walk until they find themselves walking right back up to the battlefield.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

@That-Random-Guy You're a casino manager, putting the finishing touches on your newest, grandest casino. Some aide is asking you what the probability for the machines should be set to. You realize that with enough profit, it'll be easy to pay for a plane ticket back to the place where you'll fight the Godmodder.

Click to shrink...

Hmm. The very first thing to do is to use Yorehammer to bypass the protection distance is giving John, which needless to say amounts to teleporting back.

Meanwhile, the sheer knowledge and accrued accessible assets of a being as old as stories (me, anthromorphic personification of the unnoticed and unnoted in the background) is marshaled, plenty enough to buy a ticket back, to say nothing of a few private spacecraft that can do the roundtrip from their location to here to the battlefield in about one turn.

Another measure in progress through multitasking is setting the chance to 100% the chance being the chance of the casino making a big profit. As for the finer details, well, there are many different machines at a casino like this one. All of them appeal to many different sorts of people, of varying degrees of wiseness to the unfairness of casinos.

Second lastly, since this is simply my latest and greatest casino I'll mortgage a older one (and pay it off using my profits from all the others).

Lastly? There's any number of 'pro fit' gyms and products out there. It's easy to renovate a new one, and as someone with the drive and will and talent to fight Veraad I am undeniably Pro, and 'fit' is just a matter of time.

 

[pionoplayer]

OOC: You know what, that's a difficult choice. OOC I'd flip it if I weren't already set up to be part of the final chain attack thing. Me flipping that switch would sorta throw a kink in that. So OOC I gotta not flip the switch.
IC... well, the below response. Piono here's got something else he's fighting for.


Piono pauses as he looks at the lever. He moves to flip it but then stops.
"...no. I can't. I made a promise. I can't leave her behind. Killing the Godmodder is one thing but...
No. I refuse."

 

[D'znn-Xy'lll MetaChthonia]

Since the Rules say Newbs are always welcome yet there doesn't seem to be a place to plop them down here I elect to just be hiding in a hollowed out rock while my Archive of Actions and Artifacts ("Triple A Batteries" (Basically personal Explanation for where I am getting everything)) continues to float intangibly around it. I hide here till I can figure out what is going on and how I got here.

OOC:

Spoiler: Space Saver

Found Delete The Godmodder fun. Wish the GM could have kept it going but Life Finds a Way (to screw up plans). Then again it seemed like the Posts were tapering off. Hopefully I will be less of a d!ck here... Although I will still being using a lot of Flavor Text, I love Flavor Text. Also Images and Videos and things (although I keep them in Spoiler Tabs to keep them from stuffing up space). Also since I can't think of anything once there is a battlefield again I will probably try to get same end result of my plan from DeleteTG but more straight forward. Basically imbuing myself with various fun toys that each have the power to create Universes to increase the Strength and Power of my Attacks! Although I will have to figure out how many Charges that would be since DeleteTG was straight forward with a limit of 5 while this one has no limit... Also I am still trying to figure out if this plan is Rules Compliant... Might need to go back to using War Metal Tyrant and Tyrant Unleashed Cards like I did at the start of DeleteTG since that seems to be Rules Compliant.

Edit:
If I can use the Elder Artifacts from RuneScape then that seems to technically make me immune to the Soul Weakness part of the Extra Mechanics since it is Canon to RuneScape that Godhood via Elder Artifacts (there is several including via Soul Magic) eats your Soul (although the only thing that affects is any limitations you have going poof and denial of going to an Afterlife).

Edit2:
Pretty sure if DeleteTG is any Example I will end up on the Neutraladder accidentally because Collateral Damage. I nuked Antares and atomized my own side to no affects and spent sometime getting The Blade to fix it via Time Travel. If it weren't for the RAM Limitations (Entity limit) the massive Xeno Faction Invasion wouldn't just have been Flavor Text, same for Google-chan coming to eat our RAM. T-Rex with his adorable trundly little legs would have stayed Flavor Text though. Would have used the Xenos to Attack randomly.

Edit3:
Aaand if "Finale" and Verraad being at 0 HP is any Example I should have tried getting Interested in this when I first found it earlier last year. * sigh * guess I'll end up under a rock watching everything happen till the end. Might throw a rubber duck at Verraad.

 

[Torix]

[Focus - Directly from Discord]
Um... Pope? We have a problem in DefTG.
Take a look at the most recent update.

What's the problem, specifically?

Quoting Moniker:
"Both of you sit across from each other at a table. Negotiations are tense. Only one of you will be allowed to leave the table, and return to the battlefield. The other will have to stay at the table until the fight is over. What decision do you make?"

Hm.

It's literally just us. Possible solution: shrink the table and attach it to someone's back?

Yeah, that could work.

Fair enough.

Ya.

So... um, who's gonna accept the table then?
Do we wanna Rock Paper Scissors this?

Hm, rock paper scissors, yea.
Let's go?

Sure.

3...
2...
1...
Scissors! Scissors!

Aw, wait.
Dang.

Dang.
Best of 3?

Sure.

3...
2...
1...
Paper!

...
I took too long.

Nah, its fine.

Hm.


I was gonna say "scissors again" but added the "again" last minute, so...

Hold on, there might be a website for this.


Oooh.

Okay, follow this link. I found one.

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock – play live!
Online dispute resolution the traditional way, from the relative safety of your computer.

Aw wait. That's the wrong one.


F in the chat.

Hold on...
Let me find an actual Rock Paper Scissors game.
No lizard, no Spock.

Okay! No pressure, by the way.

...
Okay, try this one.


Rock Paper Scissors - Play Online with Friends
Rock paper scissors is a simple and interesting game. Many of us used to play it in a school to resolve disputes or just for fun!

KK, I'm in...
The Rock Paper Scissors battle was of epic proportions. A best of 5 game taking 9 rounds, the whole thing was... frankly, over in a couple of minutes. We had fun, though.
He laughed at the stupidity of the ongoing battle at around this time.
Alright, you win.

Good game, man!

*Pope claps their hands in congratulations.*

Now we just steal this for a post and the other gets their actions.

For sure, yea.

Yay for being the only two player one!

Indeed!

Alright... you got the table so I'll let you have your post.

And so I help Pope tape the shrunken table to their back, so they aren't technically leaving the table - and we both leave, perfectly fine. Even better, Pope still has their actions! Go at em!

 

[GoldHero101]

"...Hey Mr. Leprechaun."

3 ACTION FOCUS - LET'S PLAY A GAME: Gold challenges the Leprechaun to a game of Checkers. Not just any game of checkers, but 4D checkers. This checkers has random phasing of chips in and out of different layers, causing randomness, and thus, qualifying for the challenge. However, Gold has hired the best tacticians, AI's, and has borrowed the skill Absolute Luck and Lucky Coin from The Hardcore Leveling Warrior. "Thus, there is no way I can lose! I can just flip the coin when I'm about to lose, and gain the advantage! Woooo! Not to mention, I've got many AI's and tacticians behind me! So I have the skill edge too!"