Defeat The Godmodder

[GoldHero101]

Aw hell, doom!?! Well, I've got bad news!

3 ACTION FOCUS - MORE TO THE ARC: Wait, that's right, there WAS more to the arc! I need to live, since this is the earliest place in the Gold timeline where I exist! Since I'm a timeline jumper, I jump between forum games like a madman! If I die here, well, there would be a time paradox! How do I know this? Time. Travel. SHENANIGANS! As a result, during said risky manuever, time charges from across timelines protect me! Hurrah!

 

[Gnich]

focus: Hey look, I'm halping

the goose is set to approach three other players, while everyone else focuses on the godmodder. They are to leave them to its evil HONKS, but not I. I, being the brave and compassionate person that I am, try to save them. " HAHA, YOU THREE ARE GONNA DIE"
I definitely did not squeak in fear as the goose and the three other players look at me. The players with something dead into their eyes. While the goose just seems to be considering something, something nasty no doubt. I take a step back, and the goose takes one towards me. Life begins to flow back into the other player's eyes as the goose is farther. Another step, another waddle, more life. Repeat.

soon,the goose loses its smug face as it looks back to see how far away we are from the other players, he then turns back to find me gone. He huffs, and just starts digging into the ground. When fully underground, he emerges to cover up the hole.

.... a minute passes.
"Is he gone?"
from where I disappeared, I came out of a small hidden hole in the ground.

looking around, I see no signs of him, and so deem it safe, while smugly leaving the hole behind.

a moment later, my little hidey hole made a sound that caused me to freeze, and slowly turn. "Honk" There, inside the hole, was the goose.
Thus, the chase continued, but this time, I ran.

I ran past the players, I ran past their things, I almost run past the Fake godmodder. He just grabs me by the throat and chokeholds me, waiting for when he self destructs. Again, the sound echoes. "Honk"the fake godmodder stops squeezing, and turns towards the dreaded goose, who now has its eyes on the fake godmodder. It glances towards me, but ultimately settles its gaze on the fake godmodder's very still body. As if it was annoyed that the fake godmodder was interrupting something. Then, they both clashed. While I stayed behind, on the hand that's still holding a solid grip on me.
(If he's dead, target is the real godmodder instead, with the delay of killing me for some other nefarious plan)

 

[Strider626]

Are you feeling lucky? Punk!
After channeling ye old cowboys
I take aim
I see the godmodder
I shoot

By the very power of the bullet
It is made so that
The bullet has hit the godmodder
No defences and trickery can stand up to it
It is inevitable

 

[Bill Nye]

Action 1: I talk to my "Girlfriend" and told her that I can't feel emotional love as I am just a robot and that this isn't gonna work out. I also told her that she may not be real and just an illusion and I just ignore her completely.

Action 2-3: I give the Fake Godmodder some candy because SPOOKTOBER! And when he eats it, he turns into a ghost which then the Ghostbusters come in a damage him.

 

[Karpinskaya]

FOCUS: I heal up.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

I cast Cure Wounds onto...hmm...roll those dice...JOEbob! Be healed fellow Player, be restored to continue your shenanigans without pause! (x1)

My prep work continues as I place down several dozen Papier-mâché volcanoes all around the map. Just plain out Papier-mâché volcanoes that you might find at a science fair. On my word as AG Player, there's no complex pieces of pneumatic machinery in them so pay them no mind. (x1)

In an attempt to disrupt this turn's round of Godmodder attacks, I put down a box. When its sensors detect attacks by the Godmodder, it conjures up excess amounts of rhubarb pie to block the attack and/or distract the Godmodder with such delicious food. (x1)

 

[Captain.Cat]

Feeling fairly injured at the moment I decide to spend my time patching myself up. (3 CP to heal.)

 

[Moniker]

ES reminisces back to the time where he was a protagonist and not a mentor in the prequel series/movie/game, which coincidentally had exactly the same fight happen. His fake beard and cane vanishes as he returns to full protagonist status, and as we all know you can never die in a prequel if you appeared later chronologically, because of, you know, causality. His DOOM stat rockets down not only to 0, but into the negatives.

That done, he uses his remaining actions to turn towards the Fake Verraad and laugh. "Honestly, you expect us to fear your Self-Destruct attack? We don't have to fear anything from a faker like you! Hell, you're not even good enough to be the Godmodder's fake! Look how easily you take damage and how few actions you can do, it's obvious you're the fake just from how much you suck! I hope you feel bad about how terrible at your job you are.

Hell, you're so bad, that I'm not even going to bother attacking you. I'm going to go and do something else more important. What's more important than you? Literally anything." He turns around and walks off, laughing all the while.

Click to shrink...

Your DOOM stat is restored! If you've already had a flash-forward, of COURSE you can't die! Hah!

...(Unless it was a clone, or some other silly plot twist... nah!)

The Fake Verraad grits his teeth. He gets ANGRY. He tries giving you the middle finger, but it doesn't work because you turned around before you walked away! This makes Fake Verraad even MORE angry! He swears to do something about it! He will! DEFINITELY!

Wait, he stole my gun to use his own piercing beam!

Free Action: Wait a minute, God isn't here anymore, and is now absorbed by the Godmodder. What does that mean for resurrection?

Action 1: Hey guys, watch this!


Based on secret intel, it turns out that the Goose is an Intimidation-type opponent, primarily affecting morale. However, if its intimidation attempts are resisted, it can easily be crushed.

And, it's got a threat that beats it out in every way. I summon the Swan, a more fearsome version of the Goose, to engage the Goose and defeat it.

Action 2: I summon 30-50 feral hogs inside the OMINPOTENT PERFECTION DEATH Toll Booth! The toll booth is now overcrowded so that no one can fit in it, and the feral hogs are starting to tear it apart.

Action 3: I throw a corrosive barrel at the Godmodder.

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You summon the SWAN! But by accident, you summon a baby swan, who only appears to be an ugly duckling! The goose scares it off with a HONK, causing the baby swan to enter therapy for low self-esteem!

The guards are struggling to keep things under control! The toll booth is barely functional!

The Godmodder moves out of the way. The barrel hits a nearby orphanage, displacing thousands of innocent, starving children. You monster.

I must fight the goose for the sake of us all.... I send in the DUCKS. The Deliberately Unknown Catastrophic Killer Squad. Though the goose's power is nigh infinite, surely the DUCKS can at least slow it down?

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The DUCKS see their old nemesis. They flash back to their high school days. They remember the goose giving them swirlies, stealing their lunch money, and eating their homework! The Goose HONKS, and the DUCKS immediately drop to their knees, cowering in fear!

I grab the poisonous cactus, and force THAT down the 2nd Godmodders throat, and then... and then... I turn it into a human male! Now, the Godmodder is in a very strange situation, with a very spiky and poisonous man.

Click to shrink...

The Fake Godmodder decides to take 1 damage rather than deal with this crap. Healing pulse!

3x: The man in MTF uniform releases a game called Untitled Massively Multiplayer Online Animal Control Virtual Reality Game.

Soon, the first players are putting on their headsets and watching the opening text crawl.



Really, he's doing the goose a favor. He could have done some other attack only a hundred words long or so, but instead the goose gets a whole sequel game! Of course, being the antagonist, it suffers a Disney Death by the end, but you can't have everything.

Click to shrink...

As more and more headsets complete their connection, the goose shuffles to the left a little. Then the right. Then, his legs do the splits, trying to drag the goose to the left and right at once! He honks plaintively... More and more players finish logging on, baffled at the lack of any graphics or backgrounds in this plane, but wanting to get to the nearest NPC to make them suffer! More and more Players pull the goose in more and more directions, and the goose gazes up and screams HOHOHONKHONHOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH----H__H_-Hh--hHH-H_HH as his body rips itself to shreds, leaving only feathers in its wake! With dissapointment, the players see only "connection lost" on their headsets, and are forced to campaign online for a refund!

The goose is dealt with! You can still beat its corpse, though.

[1x]

Buuuut... his copies didn't Exist at that point! Only well after, during the EoTB, did he use his combat oparandi!
Therefore, since the turner didn't exist, he never turned the grindstone At All! not only must he have earlier been struck by the rocks, but a giant grindstone falls from the sky and crushes him in displeasure at his completely ignoring their manifestation as a grindstone! And the giant grindstone is covered in spikes!
[1x] heading over to the Godmodder, I see he's been traumatized by various things. Surely, he doesn't want to remember them! But I can help, with my patented JOEbobian not-actually-patented memory-removing brainb leach! Unlike normal brain bleach, my patented player-power product was produced to provide a proper protection to the purchaser with regards to unwanted memorys, like traumatizing ones! while bleach in the brain might cause the godmodder damage (like it did earlier, last round), my patented product will cause no damage and swiftly remove all unwanted memories! It's a modern medical miracle! Of course, I can't just give these things out for free. The Godmodder will have to pay a heft price to purchace my patented JOEbobian not-actually-patented memory-removing brainb leach- But for such a great deal, he just knows he has to take it...
...Or Else.
glancing over to the doorway of my doctors office which i conjured around us for dramatic effect, he sees a large minotaur carrying an axe. Normally, of course, this wouldn't be threatening, but the minotaurs girth keeps the Godmodder from being able to see beyond the room. He knows that if he doesn't pay me, he'll have to deal with the minotaur- and whatever's beyond it.
Luckily for him- and unluckily for me- the Godmodder obviously knows how to use echolocation. after saying some banal insincere pleasantries of the mildly threatening variety, he uses the echos to find out what else is in the hallway. Based on what he can sense, there's three platoons of miniature army men, a lego slime, a giant spider made of pancakes hanging from the ceiling, topmaniac from super mario galaxy two, a hedgehog wearing oversized rocket-sneakers, a knives elemental made of somewhere between a hundred and four hundred knives, six spectacular stunt spacemen, five hundred monkeys in tiny vehicles with darts, four levitating things in the shape of a stereotypical gem cut, a pose of hula-hoopers with only three hula hoops between them (forcing them to crowd around awkwardly close to one another and making the hula-hooping nigh impossible), two of the twin towers, and a partridge in a pear tree.
He's not sure that's the end of it, but after such a long hallway even his godmodding-enhanced echolocation loses definition to the point where he can't conjecture his way close enough for Godmodder Logic (which after all requires an observation to focus the scrying effect) to take the reigns.
option one, the Godmodder agrees to buy the patented production i produced (which costs him a politically corrected thanksgiving meal and one of his actions, player or Godmodder), in which case...

Spoiler

I'll get to this later. but yeah the thingy works perfectly and removes all the trauma, though it doesn't heal him because that's too hard. at least, that's what I try to make happen.

option two, the Godmodder refuses my most generous offer.

Spoiler

Immediately, the minotaur charges into the room. Being no more durable then a particularly muscular human, it explodes the instant the Godmodder wants it to. But something he didn't expect is that it was actually a minotaur Slime! unlike a normal minotaur,it won't die when exploded! instead, each piece becomes a new- tiny- minotaur slime! The Godmodder is thusly swarmed by giblet-sized minotaur slimes, but he doesn't get a chance to deal with them (the only permanent way requiring three pieces of gold twine, nine metal plates, a nonsensical map, and six sacrifices of adults from a sapient species, per slime.) before the army men swarm in! Being of similar size to the giblet-minotaur-slimes, they make targetting more difficult, and begin to steadily flood the room with hostile bodies. their tiny bayonets don't hurt the Godmodder much, but the bullets seem to be enhanced with an off-brand version of the peacekeepers research! of course, he could easily distract then with other colored army men, except they're all wearing monochrome visors! they wouldn't even notice! and, no sooner do they finish pouring into the room then the Lego Slime glops in! Expertly sliding around all the minotaurs and army men, it gathers itself up and solidifies right below the Godmodders foot- inside his shoes if necessary! the Legos jab into his foot, causing untold agony- and the rest of the slime gathers itself up as battle helmets for the minotaur slimes and the army men- now he can't even stomp them! It would normally (he would soon discover, once he'd managed to kill a part of the lego slime) be the critical soul weakness of the individual minotaur slime giblets, but the lego slime would take the blow and deflect it if he tried! right as the Godmodder prepares a larger-scale retaliation to flatten his foes with non-physical force, the pancake spider leaps down on him- and- It's a Rubarb pancake! The Godmodder just loves rhubarb so much, he abandons his previous plans and starts eating the spider. It tastes so Rhubarby, he can't resist- nor would he, seeing as he loves rhubarb!... The time he takes savoring the rhubarb lets some of the giblets condense themselves into a larger minotaur slime, freeing up floor space for topmaniac to swirl in while they swing an Ax at him! As the Godmodder finishes eating the rhubarb, he discovers there was also a ghost in the lineup, which he couldn't detect with echolocation! It possesses him! But the Godmodders will is too strong for it to possess him, so the ghost instead possesses the Godmodder's mouth in particular, forcing him to bite his tongue so hard it bleeds! Ow! Then the ghost is exorcised from the strain, but it gives the hedgehog a chance to charge up a spin-dash and ram into the Godmodder, causing him to stumble! no normal hedgehog could accomplish this, but this hedgehog has giant rocket-boots, and another name for the spin dash is the 'light speed' dash! the stumble intensifies the Godmodders pain from the lego slime, right before the hedgehog blasts off into space from right in the Godmodder's face, leaving his nose (or one of them, based on alastairs attack) full of smoke and his head burnt! Then, without any warning, the knives elemental (which had sneakily hidden on the ceiling after the pancake spider jumped down) drops down on him, superheated (from the rocket passing by) knives jabbing into his orifices! like, his mouth and eyes and stuff. It's so painful, the Godmodder hardly even notices that he stepped on another three legos- but he does notice, because he's the Godmodder, and that makes it all the worse! As he recovers (vaporizing the knives of the elemental and setting the air around him on fire in rage), the five spacemen do such spectacular stunts he stops to admire them for a moment right before the sixth slings a rock through his head. they celebrate for about three seconds before he kills them, poetically, by slinging a rock through their heads (his rock is the moon. it's even more poetic that way.). Then, he realizes something. All the monkies had advanced intel! they all fired an IBallistic MissileII at him at once about ten seconds ago (while he was slinging a rock through heads), and have been keeping a steady stream of them going since then. Since missiles are homing, he'll just have to bear it, and he doesn't get a chance to kill the monkeys because one of them evolves into a super monkey, and it laser beams the missiles, causing them to explode just before the Godmodder can set up a shield and strike him directly! Then, suddenly, every monkey drops dead. This doesn't free up the Godmodder, since there are still dregs of the minotaur slime, platoon, lego slime, and so on harassing him, but it does confuse him for a moment. Then he looks up a bit. the four gems are floating there, glowing with an inner light- they're cursed. immediately, he feels a desire to steal them- but then the hundreds of monkey souls swirl out, forming some hundred or so crypts which all start launching spiritual lightninig at him. He senses, though, that if he can steal all four gems, the crypts will stop. and no other way. So, he stea-AAARG.. his flesh burns at the contact of the fake-infernal gemstones, which crackle and spark at him! he drops one, and it floats away, having stopped him long enough for the buzzsaw hula-hoopers to attack him! As it turns out, the hula hoops had retractable buzzsaw blades, and they stab into him while the onslaught continues. the twin towers then collapse, one in a controlled demolition, while the second is the an unrelated terrorist attack with a plane (as we all know, the right answer is always exactly in the middle of the two extremes!). they collapse on the Godmodder, with the Godmodder still inside, and he falls to his deaf! Being deaf, he is unable to detect the singing of the partridge in a pear tree, which parts a ridge beneath him and causes him to fall into the Pit Of Death! (a two block tall dirt pit where everyone lies on their back. Then the pear tree is burnt between an oncoming army of, on average, zero fire elementals- because it has a thousand of fire and a thousand of conceptual ice! they all pile into the pit, burning or freezing the godmodder before anihilating one another in a massive explosion. As the Godmodder recovers in the empty ruins, lego in his shoes (and the shoes themselves) finally gone and all the niggling threats vanished in the vast destruction, he looks around. Is that all? Ha! He's shown himself better then This attack, at any rate... Or so he thinks. Right up until the end of the line crests the ridge. The line of attackers was so long, it seems ,that a few escaped the blast radius. As they arrive, the Godmodder readies himself for another bit of fighting. He surveys his opponents. A sea of enemies, smaller then before but still large; barbarians, snakes, ambulatory Frisbees, gun elementals, the entire roman empire, the entire holy roman empire, the entire unholy roman empire (which is implied by the holy one, and is much larger due to nobody else having noticed its existence letting it snowball), the entire contents of Satans fridge, the entire contents of gods oven, the entire former contents of evucorps large kitchen counter(saved from lava retroactively just for this purpose), and more. The Godmodder prepares to fight them alll, untIMMA FIRING MY LAZOR screams one of them in the background right as the blast front of the lazor reaches the Godmodder. if he heard it in advance, he could have dodged, but sound travels slower then light. Also, it was a pretty wide lazor. It washes over the army, over the Godmodder, vaporizing all of the water which was 0.1 degrees or fewer away from evaporating; being so wide, the lazor was weak. But, the distraction let the entire army jump the Godmodder, and they would fight to the death.
To the Godmodders death, since most of them weren't actually properly alive.

[1x] I point a finger gun at the human male dragon of hope?!? conjured, making it the only cactus which is also a person, abnormal, and probably human: S҉Ṟ̖̹͚͓̿ͨ͊͞O̴ͧͯ̔̉͆̀͊̓҉͜ V̢̇̀ͣͭ̃̒ͤ̊̈́͐̈́ͩͨ͛̾͘͟҉̱̼͖̳̠̥̹̹̮̩̠͉̗̠́ █̶̀̒̋̉̊ͫ͑͐ͫͬͪ̐̾͐͏͞͏̭̯͍̭̗̘̭̤̰̫̝ ̜̫̺͉█̫̭͈̘̞̱̳͙̮͎̮̦̭̳̪̩̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̀ͪͨͩ̔͜ ̜͈͔̖̝ ̜͈ ̜ █̧͖̦͇͙̩̘͍̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̄̊̍̾̂̑ͬͯ̾ͦͭ̎̒̆̈́ͬ̋ͧ̽̀͠ͅ ͓̫̜̫̺͉ ͓̫̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉̜̫̺͉ ͓̫̜̫̺͉ ̜͈͔ ̜͈͔█̴̷̭͚̱̳̲͖̤̺̗̞̱̦̻̼̲̱̜̫̺͉̆͒ͯ̉̓̍͐͛̓̀͘͡ -Nobody.
They never existed.
In fact they So didn't exist, that their temporary manifestation inside the Godmodder's gullet causes reality itself to scream at him, at the terribleness of what he had done. it screams that he should be ashamed, ashamed of simply being, and asks why he should continue, why, wAnd then I stab him in the brain with a spike of hardened toenails, the illusion having already gone well beyond noncredulity. I mean, come on. a guy who never existed who was a Cactus? What kind of reason could there be for that? And then reality itself objecting (nevermind that it would logically target me, not him, for bringing it about, if reality could do such a thing)? frankly, it'd be astonishing if the illusion did more then distract him for a few seconds, but distracting him is enough for me to stab him with hardened toenails.

Click to shrink...

BUT the Godmodder used a different copy, a fourth copy separate from his main 3 copies!

The Godmodder considers your offer of brain bleach, and accepts. He opens his skull, and pours the bleach directly onto his brain. It doesn't actually erase his memories, because he needs them to fight effectively, nor does it damage him, because all members of godmodding wars (yourselves included) usually need so much brain bleach they end up building an immunity to it.

The Godmodder takes a swipe in your direction as you approach with your toenail weapons! The Godmodder's 3-feet-long hardened fingernails take your head off!

(Thank you for providing me an example of glowing text. I'm going to use that now.)

The quiet watcher ignores the hole that had been blasted through him in favor of doing something ridiculously risky. He uses all of his actions to step inside of the OMNIPOTENT PERFECTION DEATH Toll booth to man it. He did so for a while before switching out with the fake Godmodder that was planning on self-destructing, as it had to be manned by someone to work. The fake Godmodder sat down, opened the window guard, and detonated violently, destroying both the booth and himself in a very tiny, very contained explosion. In all honesty, he hadn't been intentionally planning on detonating inside of the booth, but the twelve sticks of TNT strapped to the bottom of the chair with a lit fuse merely ensured he wouldn't get a chance to detonate anywhere else.

Click to shrink...

You shove your way into the hog-infested booth, throwing the last Godmodder Corp worker into the pig crowd to be eaten!

However, as you're planning on leaving, the fake Godmodder clone doesn't show up. You can't leave this place unstaffed! You're going to have to go into overtime! Dang, you really need to find a new job...

Action 1:
"Do you hear it? The toll of the bell?"

Far in the distance, the bell tolls. But which bell? Why, every noteworthy bell in history! The Liberty Bell, the bell of awakening, the calling bell, hell's bells,.. and don't even get me started on for whom the bell tolls. The chorus of bells reaches a cacophonous crescendo, shaking the entire battlefield with the sound of ringing bells. The power of the bells' toll overwhelms the toll booth, reducing it to atoms.

Actions 2 and 3:
I turn to the godmodder, cranking up my facial movements by 500%. Every subtle movement on my face is horrifically exaggerated, to the point where it almost looks like a chest burster is about to emerge from my face. I saunter up to the real godmodder.

"Howdy, neighbor!" My entire face expands and opens up as I speak. My head swivels 180 degrees, rolls upside down, and reorients itself properly. My bottom eyelids rise over the top ones.

"You know, you're being a bit of a jerk right now." My eyelids flap like mouths, my eyeballs rolling sideways back into my skull. My actual mouth extends forward like a beak of flesh. My teeth remain perfectly in place.

"So get ready to die!" My chin shoots out like a proboscis, forming a razor sharp point that pierces the godmodder's heart. My cheeks form patches of fleshy spikes, while my eyeballs slide out of their sockets. My head spins at 200 revolutions per minute, my flesh beak slowly sharpening itself. I bring my head closer to the godmodder, using the beak to slice him to ribbons.

Then my face immediately snaps back to normal without a single millisecond of transitioning.

Click to shrink...

The quiet watcher ducks and covers his ears as the bell sound wave ripples through the toll booth, destroying desks and papers, and killing all the hogs! The toll booth is shaken to its foundations, and its on the verge of destruction!

As you attack, glitchy static overlays appear. The Godmodder cowers, but no! Its too late! 1 damage! Healing pulse!

As everything goes back to normal, the Godmodder backs away from you slowly...

I wave at the god nodded, then finish following out the planet. I then place a nuke inside it and toss it at him. " Hopefully this helps!""

I finish the factory. Robot swarm is gonna swarm

Click to shrink...

As the planet soars towards the Godmodder, he pulls a planet-sized tennis racket out and slams the planet back right towards you! Quick! What do you do?

A robot swarm appears, but the toll of the bell earlier caused the toll booth hogs to lean towards becoming UNDEAD! The hogs swarm over the Earth, engaging the robots in open combat! The robots will need help to prevail!

I rush up to John Smith and reveal... I HAVE HIS NOSE! Naturally, this offense to John-

Oh. He has a backup nose. I steal that too.

...A backup backup nose? Fine! I steal that one!

OH COME ON!

I proceed to continue to steal Smith's nose. For how long?

Who nose? Only the nose knows, you know?


((The pun is so awful John Smith takes pun damage from it!))

But then....

Wait, what's that?

A mutated, sick, baby skunk in need of a diaper change!? AND IT'S NEAR ALL OF THE NOSES!!!!!

No single nose based attack could possibly damage him on just one nose, but the most rank, offense smell possible on effectively infinite noses is more than enough! John Smith is forced to choose only between these two options: Take damage, or lose his ability to do his Combat Operandi this turn.

Why those two? Simple. The Combat Operandi has the sheer power needed to counter the smell, but only if it's used in its entirety on the smell.

Once that is done, I cure the mutated baby skunk and give him back to his parents, telling them all to go and live happy lives. There!

Hmm... Wait, I'm missing something.

Oh right! My third Action!

Lessee... the fake Godmodder is being forced to self-Destruct in the Toll Booth, and all the other attempts should take care of them if those don't.

Do... do I have nothing to do this turn..?

Wait. D'oh! There's an undetonated planet nuke that someone tossed out! It's going to the god nodder- oh wait, no, that's too big! It'll crush that poor god nodder!

I kick the nuke filled planet into John Smith's face, causing it to immediately detonate! But I saved the god nodder! I let him go on his way. He seems awfully happy about this.

Here's hoping there isn't a hilariously subversive but dark twist about saving the god nodder, like he's a serial puppy killer or something!

Click to shrink...

The Godmodder's endured worse than this! Some stupid skunks WON'T take him down!

He sits there and takes the worst smell in the world, magnified a million times, and there's no way to plug his ears. His eyes water. He can't see as well! Now's the perfect time to attack!

As the nuke filled planet soars, careering towards Cauldron Plot, you arrive to kick it back to its proper place in John's face! John, eyes watering, still manages to punch the planet, obliterating it immediately!

Of course, there's one important thing to remember here. The goose is a godmodder, so goose = godmodder. The direct opposite and challenger to the Goose is a Swan, the one thing that can destroy that goose. What's the only thing that can destroy a godmodder... a player! And all the players are massively amped up right now while the goose hasn't even properly finished its godmodding training!
The Swan will now remain and aid us in our work to defeat the godmodder, powered by player power and sheer logic.

Click to shrink...

The Swan appears! But rather than help you, it proceeds to kick the goose's corpse. And continue doing so. For eternity.

(If the toll booth is still up)
Eyowe points out that the toll booth currently has misspelling of oMINpotent instead of oMNIpotent.



Whatever it is that ominpotent means, it isn't omnipotent right now, so before it can be fixed back, Eyowe sneaks the sneakiest sneak attack one can ever sneak into the toll booth.

(If the toll booth is already downed)
Eyowe flicks a marvel at one of the Godmodders.

...he was supposed to just flick a marble, but instead he ended up flicking the entirety of the Marvel franchise at a Godmodder.

Click to shrink...

Up until this point, the Ominpotent toll booth wondered why hogs, overtime shifts, and tolling bells were able to injure it. Now it knows. The package it received from Omnipotency Corp (tm) was a lie.

Toll Booth Destroyed!

I activate Time Stop, giving myself enough time to perform a Falcon Punch straight on the Godmodder without any time for delay or a perfect shield. Reality runs at too many frames a second for that.

Click to shrink...

The Falcon Punch, by its very nature, receives an immediate debuff from the Curse of Repetitiveness! However, the Curse of Repetitiveness is only applied every tick, and since time is stopped...

You hit the Godmodder for a good bit of damage! Healing pulse! The Godmodder's eyes being watery somehow stopped him from blocking you! The Godmodder wipes his eyes clean!

The Godmodder is now Moderately Injured!

(x1)I pay the Price of the Toll Booth, the Price of Naught and thus I pay . The Toll Booth accepts and lets us go. However because it has . It's also .

(x1)I turn a Godmodder into a Rake and throw him into a Lake. There's a Rake in the Lake and now I throw some Solid Air into it, rapidly cooling it to freaking and preventing the lake from escaping. I then invoke the Disney Curse that unless th Other Godmodder receives true Love's Kiss, the Rake cannot escape from the frozen Lake. And, for some reason based on the backstory, I doubt a cubicle worker can get True Love before hypothermia sets in.

(x1)I engage the Finale of MLP, and Attack the Godmodder with the feelings of the entire Fandom, as it grieves for the End of an Era. I then invoke Blue Diamond's Grief, the Grief of a member dead for over a thousand years. I then proceed to smack the Godmodder in the Face, before invoking the Grief of Universe itself as all crumbles before the Force of Entropy...

Click to shrink...

The Toll Booth is gone. Nonetheless, some whisper of tolls on the wind thanks you...

The Godmodder manages to romance a nearby polar bear and get his rake out of the lake!

The Anti-MLP reference squad appears out of a nearby portal, steals away all the memories you have of MLP, then teleports away. Little do you know, this means you'll get to watch the whole show again, so you have no reason to be mad.

Aw hell, doom!?! Well, I've got bad news!

3 ACTION FOCUS - MORE TO THE ARC: Wait, that's right, there WAS more to the arc! I need to live, since this is the earliest place in the Gold timeline where I exist! Since I'm a timeline jumper, I jump between forum games like a madman! If I die here, well, there would be a time paradox! How do I know this? Time. Travel. SHENANIGANS! As a result, during said risky manuever, time charges from across timelines protect me! Hurrah!

Click to shrink...

Once again, the power of prequel canon forces you to remain alive - but also removes all tension from the story! Attacks you make based on tension will surely fail!

focus: Hey look, I'm halping

the goose is set to approach three other players, while everyone else focuses on the godmodder. They are to leave them to its evil HONKS, but not I. I, being the brave and compassionate person that I am, try to save them. " HAHA, YOU THREE ARE GONNA DIE"
I definitely did not squeak in fear as the goose and the three other players look at me. The players with something dead into their eyes. While the goose just seems to be considering something, something nasty no doubt. I take a step back, and the goose takes one towards me. Life begins to flow back into the other player's eyes as the goose is farther. Another step, another waddle, more life. Repeat.

soon,the goose loses its smug face as it looks back to see how far away we are from the other players, he then turns back to find me gone. He huffs, and just starts digging into the ground. When fully underground, he emerges to cover up the hole.

.... a minute passes.
"Is he gone?"
from where I disappeared, I came out of a small hidden hole in the ground.

looking around, I see no signs of him, and so deem it safe, while smugly leaving the hole behind.

a moment later, my little hidey hole made a sound that caused me to freeze, and slowly turn. "Honk" There, inside the hole, was the goose.
Thus, the chase continued, but this time, I ran.

I ran past the players, I ran past their things, I almost run past the Fake godmodder. He just grabs me by the throat and chokeholds me, waiting for when he self destructs. Again, the sound echoes. "Honk"the fake godmodder stops squeezing, and turns towards the dreaded goose, who now has its eyes on the fake godmodder. It glances towards me, but ultimately settles its gaze on the fake godmodder's very still body. As if it was annoyed that the fake godmodder was interrupting something. Then, they both clashed. While I stayed behind, on the hand that's still holding a solid grip on me.
(If he's dead, target is the real godmodder instead, with the delay of killing me for some other nefarious plan)

Click to shrink...

Somehow, the Real Godmodder and Fake Godmodder end up fighting! The Fake Godmodder is so bewildered he doesn't fight back! The Real Godmodder releases him without damaging him, but the Fake Godmodder is shaken from the experience...

Are you feeling lucky? Punk!
After channeling ye old cowboys
I take aim
I see the godmodder
I shoot

By the very power of the bullet
It is made so that
The bullet has hit the godmodder
No defences and trickery can stand up to it
It is inevitable

Click to shrink...

The Godmodder channels technology OF THE FUTURE, and summons a laser shield to easily deflect the bullet! It hits your Nintendo Switch which was in your pocket, destroying it! AND THE WARRANTY EXPIRED YESTERDAY!

Action 1: I talk to my "Girlfriend" and told her that I can't feel emotional love as I am just a robot and that this isn't gonna work out. I also told her that she may not be real and just an illusion and I just ignore her completely.

Action 2-3: I give the Fake Godmodder some candy because SPOOKTOBER! And when he eats it, he turns into a ghost which then the Ghostbusters come in a damage him.

Click to shrink...

You remove harmful people from your life. Harmful imaginary people are especially damaging. Its good you got rid of that one.

The Fake Godmodder, dazed from the assault of the real Godmodder, eats the candy! The ghostbusters never come, however, meaning he stays as a ghost... permanently.

Fake Godmodder Destroyed! Healing pulse! Player Shenanigans Power +10%!

FOCUS: I heal up.

Click to shrink...

You are fully healed!

I cast Cure Wounds onto...hmm...roll those dice...JOEbob! Be healed fellow Player, be restored to continue your shenanigans without pause! (x1)

My prep work continues as I place down several dozen Papier-mâché volcanoes all around the map. Just plain out Papier-mâché volcanoes that you might find at a science fair. On my word as AG Player, there's no complex pieces of pneumatic machinery in them so pay them no mind. (x1)

In an attempt to disrupt this turn's round of Godmodder attacks, I put down a box. When its sensors detect attacks by the Godmodder, it conjures up excess amounts of rhubarb pie to block the attack and/or distract the Godmodder with such delicious food. (x1)

Click to shrink...

JOEbob healed!

The totally innocent volcanoes are prepared! ...

Box set up!

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The Godmodder sighs. This pathetic resistance needn't continue. Now he's Moderately Injured - but so what? He'll be fine in the end. He always is. He always has been.

This'll all be over soon. You Players just need to lie down... AND ACCEPT IT!!

Godmodder Action 1: The Godmodder spies a rhubarb pie box. He must deal with this first! The Godmodder kicks the rhubarb pie box directly at the Players, causing rhubarb pies to spill all over them! 3 random Godmodder attacks next turn will be canceled!

Godmodder Actions 2, 3, and 4: The Godmodder decides to start his day off right with a healthy breakfast. And by day, he means battle. And by start, he means continue. And by breakfast, he means feasting upon the negative emotions of fear and hate flowing from the Players! +3 HP to the Godmodder!

Godmodder Action 5: A plague of locusts o'er the land! The land here being DragonOfHope, ThatRandomGuy, Piono, and Cephalos Jr! All are reduced an injury tier! And they won't be yielding crops for years to come!

Player Action 1: The Godmodder establishes a Shield Zone around Crusher through Alastair in the Player List! A green bubble closes around the Players, as they begin to launch their attacks. They're trapped! While inside the Shield Zone, the Players can't damage the Godmodder! They'll need to destroy the shield first!

Player Action 2: The Godmodder establishes a Pain Zone around CaptainNZZZ through Ranger_Strider on the Player List! A purple fog fills the area. The Players begin to feel a sickness... a growing pain! It blots out thought, it blots out light, it blots out life! They can't escape, and they need to stop the pain! As long as they're trapped inside, they'll take 1 level of Player Injury damage every turn! The only way to end the Pain Zone is find and eat the Pain Pill! Looking around, the Players see they are in some kind of forest, with tree silhouettes against the background... search the forest and find the Pain Pill!

Player Action 3: Verraad is ready. You dealt with the first of his four techniques.

Now, it's time to get serious.

COMBAT OPERANDI TIER 2: LEGENDARY

From the ground, three glass pillars rise up, each with a dark figure within.

Emblazoned on their front are three familiar symbols.

One, a hammer. Yorehammer.

One, a clover. Infinileaf Clover.

One, a heart. Resolute Heart.

The pillars shatter, the glass scattering across the field! From the wreckage of the Yorehammer pillar steps the Yore Warrior! A dressed in black armor, his face hidden behind a veil of shadow, carrying an exact replica of Yorehammer, created from Verraad's God powers! He can only be defeated by blocking his attacks!

From the scattered remnants of the Infinileaf Clover pillar steps the Leprechaun! Carrying an exact Replica of Infinileaf Clover, he will challenge you to games of chance! He can only be beaten by winning his impossible games!

From the destruction of the Resolute Heart pillar comes a pure white cleric, her only sin being fighting for a being that wishes to destroy all of Reality. She has the power to cure all status effects! She can only be defeated by hurting her with status effect damage-over-time damage!

Now, the curse of entities means you can't make anything of your own, but because Reality isn't fair, this is only applied to you. Find a way to defeat these three impossible problems, and for each one you kill, you will gain the powers of the appropriate Legendary Weapon for your own attacks! Killing one applies the effects to the whole Playerbase! Meanwhile, so long as they live, they will give their weapons effects to the Godmodder as well, massively powering up his attack damage! Take them out!

Note that you'll only be able to deal damage when the Yore Warrior and Leprechaun attack you, since solving their problems requires them to attack.

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CURRENT PLAYER SHENANIGANS POWER: 130%
Players:
[AG]ExoSkeletal
[AG]DragonOfHope(slightly injured!)
[AG]Daskter
[AG]Eyowe(slightly injured!)
[AG]Strider
[AG]Gnich
SHIELD ZONE: ↓↓↓ Shield Health 100%!
[AG]Crusher(slightly injured!)
[AG]ParadoxDragonPaci
[AG]DanganMachin
[AG]Captain.cat (moderately injured!)
[AG]FlamingFlapjacks (D U C K)
[AG]Eternalstruggle
[AG]ThatRandomGuy(moderately injured!)
[AG]Alastair Dragovich(slightly injured!)
SHIELD ZONE: ↑↑↑
[AG]Piono(slightly injured!)
[AG]The Nonexistent Tazz
PAIN ZONE: ↓↓↓
[N+2]CaptainNZZZ(Kevacha and Kundala, protects!)
[AG]General_Urist(moderately injured!)
[AG]GoldHero101
[AG]Karpinsky
[AG]The Quiet Watcher(slightly injured!)
[AG]JOEbob
[AG]Cephalos Jr. (slightly injured!)
[AG]Bill Nye
[AG]Ranger Strider
PAIN ZONE: ↑↑↑
[AG]Winkins
[AG]The_Two_Eternities
[AG]Torix (protected by Spectral Armor!)
[AG]Scott But Its a Girl(TwinBuilder + Victory by Ablation)
[AG]pope


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Verraad: 3/100,000,000 HP, Next Combat Operandi in 2!
Moderately Injured! Restoring Full Unholy Divine Abilities in 7!

Yore Warrior: 100% HP! 3 x HammerAttack!A, Wielding Yorehammer Replica! Defeat by blocking his attacks!

Leprechaun: 100% HP! Special: Game of Chance: 0/0, Wielding Infinileaf Clover Replica! Defeat by solving games of chance!

Pure Cleric: 100% HP! HealAllStatusEffects!A, Wielding Resolute Heart Replica! Defeat with status effect damage!

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Player Inventory:
Shadow Agitator
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[Its_a_cauldron_plot!]

I move out of the way, avoiding the planet with grace.

I then have the factory start producing guns and armor.

( can I summon entities?)

 

[Bill Nye]

Action 1-3: I go and check the Tree silhouettes while also digging the ground as I walk to see if I catch any Pain pills.

 

[The quiet watcher]

The quiet watcher challenges the Leprechaun to the most challenging and pointless game of chance out there. Which game, the Leprechaun asks? Why, The Game of course, for there is no other like it. In learning that, the Leprechaun immediately lost it, as he had already been playing it like everyone else.

Then the quiet watcher begins to search the woods, punching through trees in the classic RPG style of searching.

 

[EternalStruggle]

"This is dire." ES muttered, "We've been dropping his HP until this point, but now he's dragged out this horseballs. We're done for."

Raising a finger, he sends a barrage of lightning bolts at the Shield Zone surrounding him, while thinking of how to deal with the sudden huge set of issues before them.

 

[WHM Sukamia]

But wait! Remember, the Godmodder looks like the thing you hate most! Therefore, the Godmodder looks like a Goose to the Swan! That means, the Swan will attack the Godmodder instead of the Goose corpse, since it's mission is to kill all the Geese.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Heal heal heal heal

with healing potions, a auto doc, and innate regeneration derived from being a embodiment of a extremely resilient concept

 

[Winkins]

As the real Winkins is quietly filling out paperwork and suffering in the background. A bot takes over and starts making simplistic action in his stead.

The Godmodder receives some of the most pollen rich flowers in the multiverse.

The Godmodder is forced to play the drums with drumsticks. Of the greasy and meaty kind.

The Bot drops a cube of solidified fat on top of the Godmodders head.

 

[WHM Sukamia]

I grin and summon my own tennis racket, hitting it back towards him.

I then have the factory start producing human sized frame robots, with guns and armor.

Click to shrink...

We aren't able to create Entities anymore I believe. Though, still ask Moniker, just delay trying to make entities until you have confirmation. So edit your post basically, and ask Moniker inside of your post.

/null

 

[Torix]

[Action 1]
This will be a Godmodder attack.

And...That was a Godmodder attack. Of course, nobody actually knows what the attack was... but now, the Godmodder can't block it!

[Actions 2,3]
Oh, the cleric. I've got an idea.
I apply a max HP value to the cleric, due to data limitations! As the Cleric's Max HP is set to 1 Octillion, the absolute maximum in the game, their HP is also set that high due to being at 100%. Now, since Player Power is - quoting Moniker directly - stronger than ever before, our attacks are worth at least that much in typical damage. As such... I heal it. By one HP.

There's one problem with this. Integer overflow states that if an entity's hp ever is over the maximum value put in place by the code itself, it goes into the deep negatives instead! This can be seen if you heal the Dream Devourer in the DS release of Chrono Trigger over the maximum limit, so... why not have it work against the Cleric as well? As it experiences a massive buff, then pain as their HP technically increases from the highest possible HP value to the lowest one possible in a fraction of a second, the cleric basically instantaneously dies. There's always more than one way to kill an entity, especially when Player Power is literally above the limit.

 

[Karpinskaya]

FOCUS:

I place a small brick in front of the Yore Warrior.

On the Yore Warrior's turn, he goes to try to attack, only to find that he can't think of anything to do. He steps back a bit and the cloud over his mind fades.
Again, he moves forward to attack, only to run out of ideas completely and once again turn back.

The secret here is that the brick is a concentrated Writer's Block, blocking the Yore Warrior from coming up with attacks until he manages to destroy it. And, of course, every time it blocks him, he takes damage.

 

[DanganMachin]

Hey guys I am back, I was just-what the hell is going on ?

Guess I will attack the cleric with my atheism, steal the leprechaun's gold, and I dunno hinder the warrior in his attacks ?

 

[GoldHero101]

Oy yoy yoooyyyy...

3 ACTION FOCUS - REDPILL OR BLUEPILL: A man walks out of the wood, and offers me both the red pill and blue pill. "Funny... never thought I'd go through this. I give you the classic joke... WHY NOT BOTH?" I grab them both and eat em rightttt up. Turns out, they were two halves of the pain pill. Great!

 

[Krill13]

x1 Action:
Eyowe mistakes the Pure Cleric for a mailbox, and tries to slide his mail onto her, giving her a paper cut and inflicting her with Bleeding.

x1 Action:
Eyowe douses the Pure Cleric in Generic oil, then sets her on Generic fire, inflicting her with Generic burning.

x1 Action:
Eyowe practices his tying skills on the Pure Cleric, wrapping her with a rope. He ends up tying her up too tightly that she's actually starting to suffocate from it. Eyowe forgets about her and she is left tied up and probably suffocating.

 

[JOEbobobob]

The Godmodder considers your offer of brain bleach, and accepts. He opens his skull, and pours the bleach directly onto his brain. It doesn't actually erase his memories, because he needs them to fight effectively, nor does it damage him, because all members of godmodding wars (yourselves included) usually need so much brain bleach they end up building an immunity to it.

Click to shrink...

[0x] Ok, well, in my action I said the price for the brainb leach was 1 of the Godmodders actions (either player or Godmodder). Since he didn't pay up last round (spending all his actions on unrelated stuff), I can only assume he was waiting for me to specify what the action should do. So, here is that. He should find the Pain Pill and give it to me. just that. nothing else. And, since he Made the thing, he would obviously know where it is with his flawless memory(which hasn't gotten erased yet).
[free] I eat the pill once he gives it over.
[1x] I challenge the leprechaun to a game of chance. The stakes are thus...
I present them with a maze. Whenever they reach an intersection, they can roll a die, based on the number of options, and pick the stated one. By their luck, they will surely always get the right roll. They get points based on their final proximity to the end, but they only win if they Reach the end. Also, if they run into a dead end, they don't get to turn around, but that shouldn't be a problem.
With that in mind... here is the maze., I say, as I conjure a miniature and dangers-removed version of the Ultimate Unsolvable Nightmare. But... there is a theoretically viable route through the maze. a series of wall-free lines you can walk which leads to the end of the maze. So. do they reach the end?
No, they won't. I'd tell you why, but... that'd spoil the surprise. I'll explain later.

[1x] I cast Poison Aura on the area around the Pure Cleric! Instead of directly poisoning them, it activates a poison creation After they act, at which point the poison does a status effect damage tick! But, since the poison cloud is completely seperate from them, it can't be removed by curing status effects! the poison cloud also isn't an entity or item. It just Exists.

[1x] The Godmodder was also kinda sorta maybe a fool. See, I never promised Not to unleash the attacks I'd already written out if he Does grind the grindstone / take the deal. I only have one action left here, so only one of them will happen. And the winner is...
click. with a snap of my ginfers, the rockswhich formed the door rise into the air, then slap down around him. This time, the door is sealed. He can stay there, (and the rocks are selectively permeable to the attacks of players who don't have a numerical health bar and aren't Moderately Injured, so it won't protect him from attack) Unable to do anything to save himself from the players or kill them, or he can try to leave.
If he tries to leave... the Rocks, They shrink into smaller rocks. Smaller, Smaller- and they become exponentially denser in that instant, not like they should, but like they're increasing in mass alongside density. There are gaps in the barrier, now- but the gaps crackle with i r i d e s c e n t lightning, warding him off for a few moments, So the rocks can finish shrinking. Soon, each of them is the size of a marble- And the mass of a planet. It's like The Rock all over again! I snap my fingers, and cyan light binds, and keeps the Godmodder in a solid form, vulnerable to the impacts, as the rocks morph. Instead of highly concentrated stone, one of them is metal-aluminium. Another's made of hydrogen, held together by magic to keep it from reacting Violently with the air. Potassium, Krypton, Strontium, Antimony, Uranium- as the Godmodder looks around, he realises there's one of every element- Every Traditional element, Anyway- not magic or fire or anything. The defence-piercing rocks flash through the air in twos and threes, flying straight at the Godmodder. Their gravity throws him off, too- And if he lets some of the more... volatile... ones too close, they react with the air and then his skin, singeing him or irradiating his flesh. The others just stick around, starting to home in on him as he feels Himself getting heavier- They act like they're being pulled in by gravity. He's not sure what sends them flying towards him, other then that it's player-related, but soon enough it slows down- not that it makes things any easier, with the Rocks being pulled straight at him without regard for the gravity in this place that probably hasn't got any gravity. the flashes come only when he's distracted, or sloppy, now, and soon he Will be hit.

Oh, why are they 'Rocks'? Well, I read a book once, and it said a 'Rock' is anything made of one or more minerals. Separately, it said a mineral is made of one or more elements. Therefore, a rock can be made of a single pure element. Said rock would also be a mineral, but still. Therefore, if the Godmodder gets hit, that's Another instance of him being hurt by, conceptually speaking, the same rock. but with a new twist, of course, given uranium is nuclear, neutronium would react oddly, hydrogen explodes in fire, potassium reacts violently to any of his sweat, and so on. There's a lot more then kinetics going on, this time. And he will get hit, of course. The Rocks are immune to defences due to their imitation of Yorehammer, and they're perpetually pulled towards him by pseudogravity- even if he tries to destroy one, acting Offensively, the Pieces will condense into their own copies, making the challenge all the harder. and if he fully destroys one- another will split in two. the only way to neutralise a rock permanently, then, is to be hit by it, and his alternative is to keep dodging, Forever. like, even while acting. And it will gradually get harder to do as his pseudogravity increases.

 

[Exoskeletal65]

Actions 1 and 2:
I eyeball the pure cleric. "You know, you look kinda like the vestal from Darkest Dungeon.

"Which obviously means you must be bound by Darkest Dungeon rules as well!"

I shove an old book into her arms and force her to read it. Because of Darkest Dungeon rules, she catches syphilis and rabies just by opening the book. Once she finishes the book, I stick a snail to her face, which somehow gives her the black plague. The snail also spits a tapeworm into her open mouth, and it goes down her throat and asserts itself. Finally, I release a swarm of mosquitoes upon her. They drain half of the blood in her body and leave her with the crimson curse, and no blood to satiate her thirst.

Action 3:
I approach the godmodder and start flossing. Which kind of flossing? Both. I floss my teeth while simultaneously floss dancing. I start off slow, but gradually pick up speed until my movements are too fast to be perceived by his feeble eyes. Unfortunately, my flossing gets too vigorous, and the dental floss slides out of my teeth. Noticing this, I violently cock my back to the side so that I'm flossing vertically, the dental floss in front of me moving so quickly that it's functionally an industrial grade cutting tool. I use it to bisect the godmodder, then immediately pivot to the default Fortnite dance. The music plays slow and distorted.

 

[Crusher48]

Action 1: So, this shield zone stops attacks on the Godmodder specifically, but not attacks against his minions. And, I've got a perfect scheme to take out the Yore Warrior.

Suddenly, the Yorewarrior is blinded by pocket sand. Wait, no, not pocket sand, pocket telekinetic blast. Yeah, even though I can't use telekinesis to mulch someone's heart, I can fire a high-pressure blast of air directly into their eyeballs, popping them outright.

How is it ever going to be able to attack now?

It feels a barrage of hits slam into it from multiple directions, a futile attempt at defeating it. The Yorewarrior tries to swing back at the incoming hits, but hits nothing but air.

Suddenly, it is given a new sense, a matter-sense out to a large radius, courtesy of its creator. It isn't sight, but it's enough to work. The Yorewarrior senses that its targets have made a futile effort to hide behind a shield, but the Yorewarrior knows that it can effortlessly smash through that shield and get to the juicy targets inside.

Wait. As soon as it passes through the shield, the Yorewarrior's targets evade. In an instant, all but one are out of his reach. Luckily, it's also discovered that it has telekinetic powers, and it uses those powers to chase down the last remaining target in reach and pin them down to prevent their dodge.

As it turns out, it's a lot easier to manipulate someone's senses if you remove their sight and replace it with something weird instead. The Godmodder is now in the unfortunate position of having the Yorewarrior smashing through his own shield zone (which the Yorewarrior was forced inside of during the barrage of hits it suffered) and attempting to kill him at any cost using its new telekinetic powers.

Action 2: I throw a Calvinball at the Godmodder. This advanced homing projectiles is specially designed to change the laws of physics around it in any way necessary to hit its target.

Action 3: So, I can convert healing into fire. But what if I do the reverse?

I create a new spell on the spot, Infernal Curse, and deploy it against the Godmodder. Now, his next attempt to heal himself will set him on fire instead. I also 'accidentally' used enough energy on the spell to make said 'fire' about as hot as the surface of the sun.

Or maybe I'm just stealing his healing energy to mass resurrect thousands of orphans and just setting him on fire for fun. I mean, the Godmodder wouldn't dare use a healing action if it would mean thousands of orphans not being dead anymore, right? Then again since this is an empty plane, he likely summoned the orphans up as Godmodder constructs to make us feel bad, even though we're all antiheroes.

Speaking of which, I also mind-control about a hundred nearby orphans and force them to charge the Godmodder in a suicide attack to slow him down. Hey, since they're Godmodder constructs and totally not real orphans, it's completely okay to do this. (And even in the absurdly low likelihood that they were real humans and not Godmodder constructs made up to make us feel bad about attacking him, a hundred casualties that will be resurrected again after the battle's over is small change compared to the damage the Godmodder will do if he wins this battle)

And I also arm the orphans with weird Energy Siphon Implants. On contact with the Godmodder, the implants will activate and transfer all of the Godmodder's thermal energy to the orphans, reducing his body temperature to absolute zero. This would normally be lethal, but it's mixed with an Inferno Blessing to turn the excess heat on the orphans into healing energy that supercharges their durability. Not because we care about the safety of bystanders, but because a super-regenerating orphan kid is more effective in combat and can grapple the Godmodder and freeze him for longer before being killed off.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!
Clearly this pain pill is some kind of drug, but I've been prepping my dogs to sniff out pills for years. GO DOGGOS! FIND ME THAT PILL!