Defeat The Godmodder

[Vandalgyon]

Suddenly, I come up from the ground with bagpipes the size of a three-story mansion. The very first thing I see is Pluff0, summoning his mighty army of Exalted Knights and Hive Tombship to accompany Oryx.

I run over to stand by him, readying my bagpipes of great size to blare "God Save The Queen", to motivate his forces when they are finished being summoned!

I will be using all three of my actions to make sure that all my contribution to the defense of Oryx's summoning, goes to plan!

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OOC:
A fellow music figher, nice.

 

[Stikes]

Suddenly, I come up from the ground with bagpipes the size of a three-story mansion. The very first thing I see is Pluff0, summoning his mighty army of Exalted Knights and Hive Tombship to accompany Oryx.
I run over to stand by him, readying my bagpipes of great size to blare "God Save The Queen", to motivate his forces when they are finished being summoned!
I will be using all three of my actions to make sure that all my contribution to the defense of Oryx's summoning, goes to plan!

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"OH GOD MY EARS!" Pluff0 screams, while simultaneously saying, "Thanks for the assist, man. Go bards!"

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

Suddenly, I come up from the ground with bagpipes the size of a three-story mansion. The very first thing I see is Pluff0, summoning his mighty army of Exalted Knights and Hive Tombship to accompany Oryx.

I run over to stand by him, readying my bagpipes of great size to blare "God Save The Queen", to motivate his forces when they are finished being summoned!

I will be using all three of my actions to make sure that all my contribution to the defense of Oryx's summoning, goes to plan!

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OOC: Or you could deal with the puppy. It's been heavily implied that if it stops being docile, bad things will happen, and it's also so immortal that it doesn't even have a health bar. (So don't attack it, try to distract it(but not with a bone, that's been done))

 

[feller21]

OOC: Or you could deal with the puppy. It's been heavily implied that if it stops being docile, bad things will happen, and it's also so immortal that it doesn't even have a health bar. (So don't attack it, try to distract it(but not with a bone, that's been done))

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Alright then, I won't play my bagpipes to motivate Pluff0's army but instead, distract this demon-of-a-puppy!

I will be blaring "God Save The Queen" to put the puppy into a trance to keep it as docile as it can be. Then, keep playing until someone tells me to stop because we can't have this puppy going on a crazy murder spree!

All three actions will be used of course since this is top priority right now!

I really hope that this works or we could be in for an awful-tasting treat!

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

OOC: feller21, you should probably edit your first post to say something like "Edit: ignore this, doing something else".

 

[feller21]

OOC: feller21, you should probably edit your first post to say something like "Edit: ignore this, doing something else".

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I just did that right now. I really appreciate all of the help! As you can tell, I am still trying to learn about how these forums work!

 

[Moniker]

That would be good, thanks.

Also, why am I N-2? Did I do something?

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Okay. What is it with this playerlist anymore. I don't even know. If it wasn't important to certain game mechanics, I'd just throw it out entirely. But as it is, you've been put back to regular [N].

I will psychicly whisper to the army men the secrets of harvesting and forging adamantium, so that they might better equip themselves, and tear down the wall around the space engineers.

I will heal examons emotional and physical damage by nursing him back to health. We talk about our feelings, and he learns to trust people again.

Then Disney steals our story and makes a best selling animated picture put of it.
publicizing the story of Examon and the God modder to the entire multi-verse. This shames the God modder, letting everyone everywhere in the multi verse know just how much of a dingus he really is.
(Decrease starting loyalty for god modder summons)

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The army men take away 20% of the portal sealing and gain 500 plastic!

+6000 HP to Examon!

The godmodder gasps... and then puts a tiny stamp on the movie: "COMPLETELY FICTIONAL WORK". But, in his heart... he knows its not fictional. You've hurt the godmodder...'s feelings.

(1 damage.)

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Not getting it quite yet.

I FOCUS on keeping the Portal open and instruct Examon to use Draconic impact on Harvester it will deal Massive damage to him and everything near him

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Portal totally opened again! Examon will finally use his ability on HarVester!

Bitterness overcomes HarVester. This was it? The end of his life? All to end in pain of his own flesh (feeling double pain as the flesh is hurt by his own body)? Nor escape nor the satisfaction of destruction?

Truly deep despair!

But it makes him smile, smile for the first time he entered these fields. The smile of a broken being. If he could do neither harm nor preserve his own life, what can he do in this last minutes?

He will spend his last breath with his family.

HarVester's body twists into a chimaera, made of the family of his (they are perfect replicas), so he can see them and be them one last time.



Actually this is not the being that HarVester summoned.





This is a being that wants to heal anything regardless their alignment, defend their very lives at cost of his own, strengthen their defense against others.
This being tries to make peace in a world in which herbivores and carnivores exist (without violence).
It also never was forced by HarVester to do anything (HarVester also didn't want to since he created Initiator at full knowledge of what Initiator would become) so how could he rebel against anything?
But the Moniker has spoken, has he?
Edit: I mean, can I hungry visitor write actions for INI that are according to these descriptions?

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Hmm... sorry if I'm interpreting Initiator wrong, but he seems like this entity of complete benevolence who wants to give buffs and healing to all the battlefield's fighters, AG and PG alike. You can still write actions for him, of course.

For my first attack I add an attack shield on Chuckles, shielding him from one attack. I wouldn't want him to get one shotted by whatever might attack him after all!

My second action is to improve my Light Crystal, adding enchantments to it which improve it's durability and healing capacity per turn. Lets get the Mysterious Tower and the Eagle Spawner to full health sooner without me spending any personal power fixing them up.

(2/3rds of my total power, saving my third action for later, just in case)

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Chuckles shielded! Light crystal improved!

I de-randomize C'thun.
I revive my angels at full strength.
I charge my summon.

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You aim the Glitch Remover Array at C'thun!

You revive your Seraph... as the SERAPH - 1. A much weaker version of the Seraph, a mere shadow of what it was before! It's just like the book said...

FOCUS (not that it matters) - MISSILE MASSACRE

Hmm, perhaps something a little sneaky was in order. The man draws his lightning-edged blade once again, and teleports right behind the Godmodder before making an incredibly swift yet highly potent slas attack. Since nobody attacked the Godmodder last turn or the turn before, he's not suspecting a direct attack, since every Godmodder knows that after a certain point the Players will focus more on their and their foe's summons instead of direct attacking. The figure, however, really really wants the sword, so he's willing to make an exception and perform an assault.

Still, even though he's caught by surprise, the Godmodder is likely able to turn around and parry using Starcalibur instantly, since he is after all the Godmodder and total surprise won't usually work on him if it's with someone already in play. The problem is that this took him by surprise enough that the follow up play can go into effect, for the moment the Godmodder turns around (or puts on armor or dodges the sneak attack) he is totally and utterly surrounded by missiles from absolutely nowhere, all directly in contact with him and thus explode immediately. These are now ordinary missiles, however, but the most enchanted and highest tech with a future HEAT system allowing them to bypass any and all armor and also do massive damage to a target, and since they appeared from nowhere actually on him he can't dodge. That might do the trick.

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1 damage!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: So close! ...Well, not really.

1. If the Godmodder kills HarVester he joins the PG side.
2. It is true that I enjoy playing like this, but why else would I play if not to have fun?
3. Loosing freedom? I believe not. I still can post AG/PG actions (depends on who gets the kill).
4. Who has killed HarVester in the end? The Godmodder with his shadow-thingy or a player that invested an action or has HarVester killed himself with his own flesh?

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Any N-2 player killed, no matter who does it, defects to AG.

Right. I'll edit my post.

Also:


Action 1: Seeing the current state of hungry visitor, I arranged for they/he/it to absorb a large amount of sleeping potion. (roleplaying wise I'm hardly going to attack someone who is trying to spend their last moments with family, and also this should inhibit efforts to go out with a a bang)

Action 2: I magic up a large number of TF2 healing pots and apply them to Examon.

Action 3: I repair and recharge the glitch remover array, its starting to break down.

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HarVester slaps away the sleeping potion! +5000 HP to Examon and the Glitch remover array!

With my final action this turn I protect my entities from being taken from me during the next turn like if the ominous presence that soon will arrive has a entity controlling ability. Once again it's better to be safe than sorry when involved in such an event.

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The summoning beacon was destroyed! You are safe from the ominous prescence... You give your entities mind-control protection anyways, but you have so many, it's very weak mind-control protection.

I FOCUS on cyber dragon and MAKE HIM BIDE

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Cyber dragon is already biding! You manage to extend his Bide timer by a turn so he can take more damage! Maybe you could hurt him yourself if none of the enemies will? Wouldn't that be a strategy...

OOC:
Moniker
Was reading a book in the player inventory a free action or is just taking it out of there a free action and reading the book/chapter still requires a normal action?

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OOC: It doesn't cost an action. That said, book updates take a while to write, so I don't do them quite as often as I do normal sidequest/main game updates.

I finish summoning the bat battalion. The bat battalion is basically a battalion of bats armed with scaled-down infantry equipment.

(OOC: Here are the posts where I charged for it:


Also, it's one single unit, not a bunch of little units.)

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Bat battalion added!

I raise my arms in the air and slowly accumulate a mystical sphere of white energy, ''planet, people all who would stand against the godmodder lend me your energy!''

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FOCUS action:
I use my sound powers and the broadcasting powers of my guitar to aid Orange, lending their voice the power to reach much further, breaching the reaches of space, time and, through the wifi-transmitters, reaching the digital realms as well, while boosting their endurance to pull more power safely.

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OOC:
I have a soft spot for a nice genkidama.

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Orange, buffed with the power of SOUND, calls out to all on the infinite plane of the HEXAGONAFIELD to voluntarily send him some energy!

...He gets energy from only a small number of sources. However, what he does get... is strong. He now has POWER, and can use it to fuel a special action when he desires!

'Hmm, I should get some more troops.' I turn to the Barracks call to it "Barracks I want 10 more riflemen on the firing line, Asap!" "They will be arriving shortly, sir." The barracks then starts working on making the Riflemen.

'We should start on attacking the Godmodder for instead of lollygagging about, After It won't kill itself.' I turn to my soldiers and I say "Men! it's time for our most dangerous mission yet! We are going to attack the Godmodder, Machine gunners I want you to keep the Godmodder pinned down, Riflemen when the gunners open fire and have it pinned down I want you to flank the godmodder and when you have a shot take it!. Don't worry about hitting me when your fighting, Do what you have to injure the Godmodder, Best of luck to all of you and lets make this bastard suffer!" The Army men give a loud "URRAH!" I give a salute to my men knowing that most of them are likely going to die, the army men return the salute. The Army men are now attacking the Godmodder!

I take a deep breath as I see my men get ready to fire upon the Godmodder. 'Right now time to do my part. I wish for a Sock full of heavy stones!' Suddenly a Sock full of stones appears in my hand. "Show time." 'I wish to teleport behind the Godmodder!' I then am Teleported behind the Godmodder and I swing the sock at the Godmodders back aiming for their Spinal column with the small hope of crippling the godmodder, even if it's just for a moment.

1500 Plastic spent this turn.

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You, backed up by your men, prepare to launch your final assault against the godmodder on enemy phase. In trepidation, your support staff watches the live feed of the fight with tearful eyes, and forgets to queue up the orders...

I derandomize C'thun (OOC: that was my second action this turn). I also order the bats to keep the space engineer portal open (OOC: ordering units seems to be a free action). Finally, I create a forcefield around all of the green army men support units (currently the engineers, scientists, HQ, refineries, and barracks) (OOC: that was my third action this turn, I did that because I don't want the Godmodder's retaliation to destroy all that infrastructure).

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OOC: Ordering units is a free action.

The bats will spend their action keeping the portal open if it isn't 100% open!

A forcefield appears around the army men as they advance towards the godmodder!

I summon a group of 5 Exalted Hive Knights, bound to my will, to accompany Oryx and defend his summoning.

I then summon a Hive Tombship, also bound to my will, each carrying a load of fifteen Hive Thralls and five Hive Acolytes, which are, yet again, bound to my will.

Oryx ETA 3 turns.

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Exalted Hive Knights have been summoned! Hive tombship summoned! Do note that for now, the thralls and acolytes are considered the same entity as the tombship.

OOC: Never mind. I just realized no one cares whether I am allowed to write actions for Initiator or not. So I will just do it.

Initiator knew something about this universe. It lacked love and peace, had too much weapons and aggression. But Initiator also knew his place. He wouldn't destroy weapons or hinder people to kill each other. He knew better, than fighting against war (which would lead to him participating in those grueling actions).

For following two following actions only a fourth of the maximal power (half of the power is used by HV) is used each.

Wish 1: Initiator wishes for a new law of nature, that strengthens the healing of those, that heal others without getting any benefits out of it (besides drawing satisfaction from doing good things). Initiator gains stronger healing for every heal that has been strengthened.

Wish 2: Changing the weather from [clear ceiling] to [healing stem-cell rain].

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Initiator reaches out, and alters the FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF NATURE to include what is essentially a MORALITY BUFF! This has massive impacts on religion, ethics, and society as a whole, ramifications that stretch through the centuries! Not that it matters to you, you're on a battlefield.

(Selfless-healing entities will slowly be buffed)

Initiator is WAY too tired to make it start raining. I mean, he just changed the fundamental laws upon which our entire universe is based. Give the guy a minute to breathe, would you?

In that moment, as Deo knew he was about to be annihalated back to Dial-up he made a decision. He made a small wish in his head, before lunging for the end-game switch. At the last moment before being ripped apart, he confirmed the switch had been turned on.

Spoiler: What was my action?

Later the GM discovers a message in their inbox, written in their draft, not actually sent. It reads,

Dear Godmodder

Did you find my surprise?

Love, Deo.

There is no surprise. I'm just messing with the Godmodder psychologically, as they check for something that's not there.

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You flip up the "endgame" switch, then warp out JUST as the entire area behind you explodes!

SIDEQUEST COMPLETE!

Returning to the HEXAGONAFIELD... let's review what you learned on that sidequest:

1: The godmodder is REALLY PARANOID about computer security.
2: The godmodder has a major secret that he really needs to protect.
3: The godmodder's e-mail account contains some contact with other forces, who may at some point show up on this section of the HEXAGONAFIELD.
4: You had a quick look at the settings and controls the godmodder has on this place, and chose to flip the "endgame" switch.

Looks like that switch hasn't done anything yet, though. Huh. In any case, welcome back to the HEXAGONAFIELD!

Alright then, I won't play my bagpipes to motivate Pluff0's army but instead, distract this demon-of-a-puppy!

I will be blaring "God Save The Queen" to put the puppy into a trance to keep it as docile as it can be. Then, keep playing until someone tells me to stop because we can't have this puppy going on a crazy murder spree!

All three actions will be used of course since this is top priority right now!

I really hope that this works or we could be in for an awful-tasting treat!

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The puppy, upon hearing your BEAUTIFUL music, falls asleep, snuggling once again into the cutest sleep you've ever seen...

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AG:

The Glitch Remover Array aims at C'thun, and fires! C'thun is totally de-randomized and back to normal! His HP resets back to its normal maximum value.

The cyber dragon continues to bide!

Examon activates DRAGCONIC IMPACT! Cloak, his spider, the Bat Battalion, and Seraph - 1 join in, in order to ensure his absolute defeat! Examon and everyone else brutally SLAM into Harvester! When they're finished... there's nothing but a crater left. HarVester has been completely obliterated.

Divine Decree: HarVester should and must now act only with the best interests of the AG team in mind, now and forever.


The army men move out. They see the godmodder far in the distance, just... staring. They have their forcefield to protect them, but they know it won't be enough. They walk for a long time, the godmodder seeming to neither get closer nor further away. Then... he's hovering right above them.

A flurry of bullets, screamed orders, and panic ensues. A hundred bullets are fired from the godmodder's Infinigun, each aimed with 100% accuracy at the hearts of all the army men. They bounce off the forcefield, but panic and terror spreads among the ranks quickly. A handful of riflemen attempt to break rank and run, but find themselves melting into a puddle of goo as they run away. The squad leader manages to keep some order, and several of the machine gunners spray the godmodder with their godmodder-damaging bullets. But the godmodder never seems to be in quite the right spot... every bullet misses by mere millimeters, and those who fired find their guns suddenly aimed at their own face - and then they fire, whether the trigger was pulled or not.

Captaincat appears above the godmodder, and slams him with a bag of rocks! Totally distracted by the slaughter down below, the godmodder is caught by surprise and takes one damage! He falls onto the ground, and the Squad Leader follows up, shooting the godmodder while he's down! The bullet connects, dealing another 1 damage!

Then, the godmodder looks up. Before, he was content to just wipe out the army. But now? Now he's angry. Captaincat finds himself teleported elsewhere, and the godmodder pulls out Starcalibur, challenging the Squad Leader to a duel (he's only allowed to use his swiss army knife). The duel is very brutal, but NOT swift. To the Squad Leader, it's a year of energy-sapping fighting, every blow the godmodder strikes turning his body to bruised slush - and eventually, he dies. In reality, it only takes 30 seconds. During that time, a few of the remaining riflemen and machine gunners gather their courage to try and shoot the godmodder... but they turn into a powdered mist of blood the instant they even consider pulling the trigger.

In the end, all but 5 riflemen and machine gunners are killed. The remaining soldiers are huddled in a corner. There aren't any corners on this field, but they managed to find one. The godmodder looks at them... and smiles.

Suddenly, magical runes of inhuman origin appear on the necks and backs of all present and future Plastic Army men soldiers. They are now the godmodder's thralls, and will follow his orders without question. Mind control... but with MAGIC.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLLS: SUCCESS! Captain.cat teleports back in, and snatches Starcalibur from the hands of the godmodder!


With the power of Starcalibur, Captain.cat can now take SIX actions as long as he's holding it! But... wow, this thing is taking WAY more energy out of you than you thought it would! You feel like... like your very existence is being sapped at!

If captain.cat holds this thing for longer than 2 turns, there will DEFINITELY be problems. He'd better do what he wants to do fast then pass it along to another player! Or better yet, work out a trade with the godmodder! You have actual leverage...

PG:

The cute puppy rolls over, and wakes up after the music! His cute eyes just SCREAM "you might have delayed me so far, but your souls will be mind eventually!" That, and "I'm a good boy!"

The Army Men are allowed a short break after the horror they just went through. They spend all of it getting in formation. The engineers and scientists (also thralls) finish their new refinery, and cease research on Puppy elimination methodology! They also burn all their notes on the topic! They begin researching GodMod brand power-armor for the troops! The godmodder draws from his infinite plastic resources to pay for 100 new riflemen from the barracks!

The godmodder decides to wait until the end of this turn...

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The Glitch Remover Array disappears. Well, it actually doesn't, it's just that its not important now so nobody's paying attention to it anymore.

CaptainNZZZ's army does their stuff! All entities are in top form.

Initiator selflessly grants Examon 10000 HP, and the new Law of Nature gives him a buff!

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The godmodder looks over the battlefield. He's been set back by a LOT this turn. Sure, he might have gained a few plastic toys, but he's lost 4 HP and Starcalibur all at once. But despite that... he's smiling. Why? Because you've taken out 25 of his HP. A major accomplishment. So major an accomplishment, in fact...


BOSS BATTLE!


Suddenly, a nearby snowy mountain appears! At the top is a small ball of snow. A gust of wind pushes it just slightly... and it begins to roll down. As it rolls, it gains weight... more snow... momentum!

Finally, it arrives at the bottom, as an absolutely MASSIVE ball of snow. It is... THE SNOWBALL. Is that... that two-crossed-swords icon imprinted in the snow on the front? Wait, why is the snowball charging towards you menacingly!? It ran out of hill!



The snowball gains 10 power, and gets a new ability: Resistance! -1000 all damage taken!

It rolls onto Cloak's Clockwork Spider and crushes it, dealing 5000 damage!


Cloak: Here we go. I've seen this before.
Cloak: The godmodder sometimes wants to save the zombie, and brings this boss out first thing.
Cloak: Every turn, it gains some power - right now, it's getting 10 power turn. And every time it reaches a power of a multiple of 10, it gets a new ability.
Cloak: This can stack up pretty fast. But it gets worse: At 250 power, it gains an ability called "REGENCOMBOBULATION". Let's just say after that, it starts snowballing so much it will be nearly impossibly to kill.
Cloak: Take it out fast.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Defeat the Sealed Snowball! It's gaining abilities!

Minor tasks:

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Keep the Cute Puppy entertained before it destroys everything, and find some way to deal with it permanently! Right now, it's resting... FOR NOW.
Mess with CaptainNZZZ, he's acquiring a big power base. Still don't know whether he's going after the AGs or PGs.
The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them!
Hurt/Protect/Convert initiator! He wants to heal and protect everything!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]C'thun: 100000/100000 HP(takes x10 damage), 4000A (deathly touch)(paranoic stare)(100% random! Actions will fail!)
Seraph - 1: 1000/1000 HP, 500A

[AG - Hex123]Cyber dragon: 11000/11000 HP(Unleashing stored damage in 1!)(Bide store: 7000)

[AG]Cloak
Clockwork Spider: 6000/11000 HP(boosting Cloak's attack!)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Examon: 21000/30000 HP, 6000A, Special: Dragconic Impact(Ready to unleash!)(Space attack!)(protected from 1 attack)

[N - MooGoesCow]Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers: 50/50 HP x 30(building space station!)
Space station: 34% built!

[AG - The_Two_Eternities]Bat Battalion: 8000/8000 HP, 6000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 20000/20000 HP(containing entities!)(zombie immunity)(+1000 HP per turn)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (inside tower)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 5000/5000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 5 HP, 500 x 5A
Light Crystal: 10000/10000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5000/5000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Chuckles: 5000/5000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(1 attack shield)

[N]Initiator: 20000/20000 HP, 10000A (desires only to help)(11000 healing!)

[N - Pluff0]Exalted Hive Knights: 1000/1000 x 5 HP, 1000 x 5A
Hive Tombship: 7000/7000 HP, 3000A

[PG]Cute Puppy: Playfulness level: Docile

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(1200 total attack)(godmodder's thralls!):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 5, 5x35A
Machine gunners III: 30/30 HP x 5, 205x5A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 6, building HQ(complete in 3!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 3, researching GodMod armor(complete in 1)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, creating scientists x 12, engineers x 3(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 5 HP(producing 2000 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing riflemen x 100(complete in 2!)
Possesses 4100 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[PG]Sealed Snowball: 40000/40000 HP, 5000A, 10 Power (Abilities: Resistance(-1000 all damage))(BOSS)

[PG]Godmodder: 273/300 HP


Player info:

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Captain.cat(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21(has THE SWORD)
Eevee Shadow Bacon(8/14 New Summon)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle
[N]hungry visitor(managing an ever-expanding city of nonhuman peoples!)
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Charge stone x 2
Melodic transmitter x 3

Setting change detected. All settings changes will take effect the next time you reboot DTG.

 

[ZxZx24]

I will use the temporal condenser Three. More. Times!

Then I will take all five of my charge crystals out.

5 glittering gems fly like shooting stars towards Vandalgyon !
(scratch that, the player inventory is way more secure.)
"I believe in you Vandalgyon!!!"

Taking a deep breath the gleaming figure takes a deep breath and turns.

hungry visitor
Floating slowly over the bombed our wreck of a city, watching a writhing tide of flesh destroy and consume everything around it.
The beast spotted with human shaped and sized flecks resembling... people. Ordinary people.
"Truly I pity what soul dwells within this shell of madness"
With a roar of "YOO-LAY-LEE-AHH"
The winged figure shines like a second sun, before diving through the mass of bodies towards the creatures hidden soul. Reaching out, the gleaming figure enters.

 

[Stikes]

Well... That certainly was an update. Christ.

I summon a trio of Exalted Hive Wizards, bound to my will. I then summon another Tombship, identical to the previous in all aspects. For my final action, I shoot the Sealed Snowball with a flamethrower.

The Wizards assist in my summoning, increasing it's power. The Tombships drop their cargo of Thralls and Acolytes.

Oryx ETA 1 turn.

 

[Hex123]

Cyber dragon get in front of the snowball
I lay down a trap card
mirror force

 

[Ralyx]

As I stand there, in the realm between dimensions, the growing light of universes nestled between my palms, I gaze out upon the infinite plane before me.

The tragic scene of chaos, both ongoing and impending, that drew me here.

A depraved soul, the original, who seeks only to destroy.

Another visitor who seeks only to consume, now fallen.

Still more who fan the flames of war simply for their own perverse entertainment.

And, perhaps most tragic of all, those who wish to help, but do not consider the consequences of their methods. Perhaps they can be led to see the truth, either through word or action. I hope so.

All are ignorant children playing as gods, or perhaps gods playing as ignorant children. The difference matters naught, if there ever was one to begin with.

And through it all, the rest suffer.

Those myriads of souls Summoned to do their bidding on this dire field of death, directed and sacrificed as but pieces on a game board according to the whims of beings infinitely stronger than they.

This is not their fight. It never was. But the participants care not a whit, slowly threatening to engulf the entire Omniverse in their pointless, petty conflict.

I have already done what I can to preserve them from death, but it is not enough. They still suffer needlessly, and will continue to do so until this conflict is stopped.

Limited as I am by the laws of this place, I know I cannot accomplish all that I need to alone.

If I am to succeed in stopping this travesty, I shall need the help of others. The aid of other Players I can enlighten, as well as Agents lesser than myself.

In this place, mortals are less than ants, and yet at the same time they are stronger than gods.

...

I know that I am not right in doing this.

I am also not wrong.

Still I hesitate, fearing to tred upon the wrong path. I am not omniscient, and it would be all too easy to accidentally exacerbate this conflict, rather than end it.

But, such is true at any moment. To be sapient is to choose, to choose is to deny, and to deny is to kill. I murder infinity with every breath, and birth it anew with the next.

My current course of action is simply more... deliberate.

...

I know this already. I am stalling.

It is time to Act.

And so, it is with this resolve that I deign not to Summon.

I refuse to Destroy.

I choose to Create.

To birth life anew, in this chaotic plane of infinite possibility.

It shall Live.

It shall Grow.

It shall Feel.

It shall Learn.

It shall Spread.

It shall Protect.

But first it must be given form.

I focus the energy of Creation I have gathered between my palms, and an egg begins to form. Blank now, but harboring the promise of unbounded potential, unknown even to me.

I begin to Add.

First, a portion of my own great soul. Not to bind it to me, but to forever protect it against the subversion of others. Its will shall be its own.

 

[feller21]

While I'm playing my large bagpipes, I stop and notice that the cute puppy is sound asleep, so I take advantage of this by slowly walking away.

As I'm walking away, I see a figure in the distance who looks like he is panting heavily. So I come up to him and realize that he is the Initiator that many great warriors talk about!

To make him feel better, I set my bagpipes aside and pull out an entire DJ set with speakers and everything!

With my incredible musical talent, I play these awesome, hip, and fresh beats that would make even Will Smith jealous.

I pour out my heart and soul into this masterpiece so it can really get the Initiator back on his feet again!

Initiator is WAY too tired to make it start raining. I mean, he just changed the fundamental laws upon which our entire universe is based. Give the guy a minute to breathe, would you?

Click to shrink...

All actions will be used for this turn!


Edit: Ignore this post, I will do something completely different!

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

FOCUS: Voluntary Flamethrower Deflagration

I attack the Sealed Snowball with my flamethrower, hosing it down with the spray of burning fuel again and again. After all, snow melts.

(OOC: I don't know if it makes any difference, Moniker, but you seem to have misinterpreted my forcefield action.

Finally, I create a forcefield around all of the green army men support units (currently the engineers, scientists, HQ, refineries, and barracks) (OOC: that was my third action this turn, I did that because I don't want the Godmodder's retaliation to destroy all that infrastructure).

Click to shrink...

A forcefield appears around the army men as they advance towards the godmodder!

Click to shrink...

)

I order the bat battalion to attack the Sealed Snowball.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Big Important Note Thingy: I am unable to post for part of tomorrow, all of the Thursday, and much of Friday. As such, after this turn and until further notice assume that all of my actions are put towards putting attack shields on Examon.

Also: I telepathically whisper "I have an idea for dealing with that magical mind control: set up a Anti-Mind-Control Spell Golem. The idea is like the AG hacker form earlier, but for magic and distinctly different. Other ideas: Mind-Control Magic Jammer, anti-magic totem."

For my actual 3 actions this turn, I create a huge portal directly in front of the Snowball, and then link that portal to a bunch of very small ones scattered around the battlefield and a big one placed 90 degrees around the Snowball facing towards it. As a result, some bits of the snow ball are scattered across the battle field (OOC: Doing damage in a way that should bypass resistance) but most of the snowball just smacks hard into- the snowball! Being knocked of course partway through definitely Portal Cuts the snowball, and the impact possibly even messes up its momentum. (OOC: This action is mainly an attack, but any 'overflow' beyond the 8000 damage point should be redirected to it gaining less power for one or two turns or even going into negative power)

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Examon will fly up as far as he can so he cant be targeted unless you follow after him

I Focus on making a contract with the company that sends the space engineers to send better engineers

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

While I'm playing my large bagpipes, I stop and notice that the cute puppy is sound asleep, so I take advantage of this by slowly walking away.

As I'm walking away, I see a figure in the distance who looks like he is panting heavily. So I come up to him and realize that he is the Initiator that many great warriors talk about!

To make him feel better, I set my bagpipes aside and pull out an entire DJ set with speakers and everything!

With my incredible musical talent, I play these awesome, hip, and fresh beats that would make even Will Smith jealous.

I pour out my heart and soul into this masterpiece so it can really get the Initiator back on his feet again!


All actions will be used for this turn!

Click to shrink...

OOC: Instead, maybe try to stop the mind control on the green army men or attack the Sealed Snowball? You're basically just giving hungry visitor another 3 actions through Initiator. (And Initiator is Neutral, so that doesn't really give us an advantage) See That-Random-Guy's post for anti-mind control ideas.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I FALCON PUNCH the snowball.
I continue charging x2

 

[Captain.Cat]

OOC: Mental note; never use summon entities to hurt the Godmodder.

Seeing at the slaughter of my men and then then seeing them being Enslaved again I yell out in rage "FUCKING HELL, SON OF A BITCH! I WILL AVERAGE MY MEN YOU BASTARD!" 'I wish for a powerful wizard to come and break the enthrallment spell on my soldiers!' Suddenly in a loud and blinding flash of light appears, followed by dense smoke and coughing. as the smoke dissipates a human form can be seen, soon revealing Merlin! "Odd this is not Bermuda." The old wizard saying getting up from his beach chair and looking around before seeing the Godmodder. "Oh dear, That is indeed bad." Merlin says looking grim.

I stare at Merlin very surprised to see one of my Movie heroes come to life which lets me cool off from my rage from moments before. finally I find my voice again. "Excuse me sir! but I need a momen-" Merlin turns to me, lifting his sunglasses up and says before I can finish talking "No need to call me sir young man, Just Merlin will do. Now what is it you need?" Merlin says in a grandfatherly tone. "Well si- I mean Merlin, I umm, was summoning a Wizard to come help me break the spell that has my Soldiers enthralled to that being over there." I say pointing to the Godmodder. "And well, I summoned you it seems. Would you be willing to lend me your aid in freeing my man Merlin, please?" Merlin gives a soft smile and says "Of course young man! I will help you in breaking the enthrallment of your men but after that I will have to leave, I will be need elsewhere soon"

Merlin peers at the army men and sees the spell's magic at work. "Hmm yes, Powerful magic is at work here but I can break it given enough time. Keep the Godmodder busy while I work lad." Merlin then starts working on a spell to break the Enthrallment on the army men. "Of course Merlin! I and the others will keep him busy." I turn to face the Godmodder but then Merlin calls out "Young man you must get rid of that sword quickly before it's taint takes over your mind, only the Godmodder can wield it without fear of the sword's taint consuming his mind" With that warning Merlin returns to his spell to break the enthrallment on the army men.

I look to the sword for a moment and wonder as to how to destroy it. But I need to keep the godmodder busy right now 'I wish for a Machine gun that fires bricks!' Suddenly a Machine gun appears near me ready to be manned I hop on it and I check the magazine and i see it's ready for action, pulling back the bolt on the gun I yell out "OI asshole! Eat brick!" I fire the Machine brick gun at the Godmodder.

While shooting at the Godmodder I make another wish 'I wish for a raven to attack the Godmodders eyes!' Suddenly a sparrow appears out of nowhere and starts trying to nest on the godmodder's head 'Damn it! My wishes are beginning to act up again!'

OOC: Alright i think i have two actions left so if you guys can think of something you need help with let me know. Also who wants to have sword of utter evil that will eat their Soul?

 

[CoreBrute]

With a loud pop, Deo returns to The HEXAGONAFIELD. As he glances around his surroundings, he nods at Captain.Cat for successfully getting the legendary weapon.

Action 1: "Time for some new threads." In a moment, he was adorned in a red jumpsuit with a black helmet.

Spoiler: Ant-man Costume

"Aw yeah, check out these threads. MCU Antman is missing out." He then started running towards the large giant snowball, now hopefully lit on fire.

Action 2: His strides became longer as Deo was suddenly the size of a building. With one easy grasp, he picked up the Snowball boss one handed. "Ah, hot potato, hot potato." He winced, juggling it from one hand to another.

Action 3: He then wound the arm holding the ball back and yelled out at his target.

"Hey Godmodder!" He threw the snowball boss. "CATCH!"

OOC: Hopefully, either the Godmodder is hurt, or at least damages the snowball boss.

OOC: Alright i think i have two actions left so if you guys can think of something you need help with let me know. Also who wants to have sword of utter evil that will eat their mind?

Click to shrink...

OOC: When you're done with the sword I'm happy to have a go with it. For your actions, maybe start dealing damage to cyberdragon (if I pick up the snowball it's not going to trigger Hex123 stuff unfortunately)? It's using the Bide move from pokemon. That way, it can unleash massive damage on the Godmodder. Or maybe help build the space station, if you think it will make things better.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

OOC: I'm willing to take a turn with Starcalibur, I don't care whether or not it's after CoreBrute's turn.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I also want a use of the sword

 

[feller21]

While I'm playing my bagpipes, I notice that the puppy is sound asleep. So I take advantage of this and make my large bagpipes disappear into thin air.

I look up and see in the distance, an unbelievably huge snowball! I sense the evil energies that this dreaded snowball is putting off. I also notice that the snowball being thrown at an even more powerful evil(The Godmodder)!

So I think to myself, "I'm not completely sure, but this thing HAS to be destroyed!", as I crack my knuckles.

I start charging forward towards the snowball at the speed of light, roll my right hand into a meaty fist, and start swinging my arm at the same speed!

I scream at the top of my lungs yelling, "SUPERSONIC INFINITY PUNCH!!!!"

Action 3: He then wound the arm holding the ball back and yelled out at his target.

"Hey Godmodder!" He threw the snowball boss. "CATCH!"

Click to shrink...

IMPORTANT NOTE: I will be unleashing the attack AFTER the Godmodder HOPEFULLY catches the snowball to MAYBE do damage to both!


I will be using all of my actions to make my attack more effective!

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

I look at the Sealed Snowball and sigh, the Godmodder was practically forcing me to have to deal with it.

I Focus, reaching into the Sealed Snowball's essence and adding something to it, making the Sealed Snowball the most delicious substance in existence. The Sealed Snowball's divine scent wafts across the HEXAGONAFIELD, reaching everything including the currently awake Cute Puppy who no doubt can't resist going to try and consume such delicious treat. Might as well kill two birds with one stone after all.

I order the Eagles to become reactive which means they'll attack any entity that attacks my entities.

I also order the techmarines to exit the Mysterious Tower and then order them to craft and give Chuckles a suit of power armor to improve his overall durability.

 

[EternalStruggle]

"Huh, a literal snowball." The man rubbed his chin. "Now I've seen everything." He did like his snowballing Entities, but just because he would sometimes help the Godmodder didn't mean he considered him a friend. He knew that if the Godmodder actually won, he'd turn against the man in an instant. He would escape with ease, of course, but it would cut short his fun. It was too hard a snowball by his reckoning, he knew that even if he went full force on helping the Godmodder he wouldn't win... except maybe here.

Instead, he'd help the lesser snowball. Taking out a phone, he had a quick conversation with his home base, still sedately hovering well away from the battlefield but in range of extreme range bombardment... and teleportation. "Amelia? Yeah, I want a prefab wall. Just the wall. Wanna see something grow. Don't know, let's see how it plays out. I think that either way, it's a win for me. Yep. You're great, and yeah get back to you soon. For real this time, I'm gonna return and report. Yeah, see ya."

FOCUS - IMPERIAL IRON WALL

A massive wall appears around the Army Men, made of advanced materials and heavily reinforced, as well as enchanted. Specialized devices are in place to reinforce the ground below, and laser AA to prevent entry from the skies above. Teleport jammers of all kinds mean that it's almost impossible to go through by spatial warping or phase shifting, and energy shields are also present to help keep the wall standing. Various one way forcefields and firing ports as well as the wall being a decent distance from the Army Men's base means that their ability to attack and expand will not be hindered in any way. It's very difficult to get around, meaning the only effective way is through. Fortunately, the wall isn't that tough, not as tough as say the Sealed Snowball, but it is still very hardy and won't be easy to knock down. The wall, being a wall, will help the Army Men whatever allegiance they happen to be.

It does not, however, interdict mental attacks or attempts to mind control/un-mind control the Army Men, although it prevents things like attempting to make their heads explode.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Oh if Eternal becomes N-2 again im gonna to poke him since he is on 1 hp and he is going to dye

Edit: Ignore this