She/Her
I upgrade the New Soulrazer Army using a focused action.
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The Gifting system has received a major upgrade. Gifts are now Awards!
Defeat The Godmodder
- Thread starter Moniker
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OOC: You can remove the gravity harness since it's been used up. Also, it looks like you forgot to add its fatal blow protection from last turn:
Ugh, the Magitek Servitor Factory is still going down like a rocket facing the wrong way. There's a fair amount of cushioning below and its falling slower than before but it's still going too fast. Its momentum is still enough that it'll barrel right through the water and pillows to the hard ground below. More of its velocity must be removed for the Magitek Servitor Factory to return to earth safely.
And so, the Redirifle in hand, I mess with the source of the increasing velocity, the extreme gravity. While I certainly can't outright overpower the Godmodder's action, I can subvert it. Instead of trying to directly cancel out the gravitational effect I instead redirect it. The extreme gravity soon has its focus twisted. With space bending around its target, the gravitational pull is redirected around the Magitek Servitor Factory. While the extreme gravity is still affecting the falling entity, it's far less and thus far less acceleration as it tries to make sweet, sweet love with the ground. (x2)
With difficulty now faced with finding the Tree of Lithium I head to the site and starting looking myself. Bearing in mind the name may be quite inaccurate to its actual appearance, I focus on finding stray traces of material otherwise absent from the area. With superhuman senses, a magnifying glass, and borrowed observation skills from the likes of Sherlock Homes and Aragorn I take my time finding any trails that may lead to where the Tree of Lithium may be. (Or I use this action to save the Magitek Servitor Factory from its fall with a featherfall spell if my previous action wasn't enough) (x1)
Entity wise, the Mark III Tactical Flashbang shoots Valla's Bomb to stun it, Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem continue on the hunt for the Tree of Lithium, and everyone else continues the 'end the weak PG entities and then focus on the more powerful PG entities'. And if things go horribly wrong, all those items granted when the STASIS Pod was around will allow my entities to safely retreat.
Oh, and Alastair can use whatever items he needs.
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Paradoxdragonpaci
Schrödinger’s Dragon
(x3)I breathe in deeply...and SPLIT once more into 2 parts.The first part calls upon the Greater Self for...a gift from the Transcendental God that is the concept of CUT and created a Multiverse.
In a flash of rainbow.That half receives the Gift and calls upon its Aura,THE SONG OF MAYBE and becomes temporary omnipresent, everywhere at Everywhen, he directs his attention to the Gate to the Shadow Realm and CUTS those chains that are working against this rift, trying to seal this shut.Well, no more, those things are now Divided, rendered into nothing more then metaphysical bits and pieces as a Sword of LIGHT suddenly flashes out and sunder them.This continues for all of eternity and yet in no moment at time is crystallised into a spike that rages on.Yet to this End, even Eternity is struck down and this Paradox returns into reality before returning this Mantle to the Greater after taking a moment of rest.
The other Paradox is using the Void Cards and the BUFFNESS of his Being, he invokes a Transformation and becomes a Giant Dragon Mecha that has a Drill for an Arm...it begins spinning as he draws upon Spiral Energy, he invokes TTGL and exceeds the regular limits of Mortal Beings!! He's now awash in Anime, And is converting all of it into Spiral Energy as the Drill, covered with Paradox Void Cards with Sigils of Mind,Heart,Hope and Breath painted onto them with Spiral Energy begins ripping the fabric of Space Time through sheer speed.He takes one step forward...and with a Battlecry throws the Drill into the Gate to the Shadow Realm.
"NOW THIS,IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND!!THIS, IS THE DRILL, THAT WILL PIERCE THE DARKNESS!!"
The Drill rips through all opposition between the Gate and the Shadow Realm,piercing through any Defense that's left after Alastair's Shenanigans, it cracks open the prison facility and makes a way for Ender to come through, paving the way with some of the Breath Cards for Free Passage.
It lands near a horde of the Shadows, still spinning.In fact, it is not slowing down, it's getting faster and faster, flowing brightly as the Paradox Void Cards are powered by the ambient Void into he Sigils!!.A Brilliant Wave of Light cascades outward as the Drill spins itself into Pure Energy, the wave rushes outwards bearing Hope,Mind and Heart, it then coalesces into a drop of Harmony, waiting for Ender to use it
(free)I also vote for Alastair to use whatever items he needs
In a flash of rainbow.That half receives the Gift and calls upon its Aura,THE SONG OF MAYBE and becomes temporary omnipresent, everywhere at Everywhen, he directs his attention to the Gate to the Shadow Realm and CUTS those chains that are working against this rift, trying to seal this shut.Well, no more, those things are now Divided, rendered into nothing more then metaphysical bits and pieces as a Sword of LIGHT suddenly flashes out and sunder them.This continues for all of eternity and yet in no moment at time is crystallised into a spike that rages on.Yet to this End, even Eternity is struck down and this Paradox returns into reality before returning this Mantle to the Greater after taking a moment of rest.
The other Paradox is using the Void Cards and the BUFFNESS of his Being, he invokes a Transformation and becomes a Giant Dragon Mecha that has a Drill for an Arm...it begins spinning as he draws upon Spiral Energy, he invokes TTGL and exceeds the regular limits of Mortal Beings!! He's now awash in Anime, And is converting all of it into Spiral Energy as the Drill, covered with Paradox Void Cards with Sigils of Mind,Heart,Hope and Breath painted onto them with Spiral Energy begins ripping the fabric of Space Time through sheer speed.He takes one step forward...and with a Battlecry throws the Drill into the Gate to the Shadow Realm.
"NOW THIS,IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND!!THIS, IS THE DRILL, THAT WILL PIERCE THE DARKNESS!!"
The Drill rips through all opposition between the Gate and the Shadow Realm,piercing through any Defense that's left after Alastair's Shenanigans, it cracks open the prison facility and makes a way for Ender to come through, paving the way with some of the Breath Cards for Free Passage.
It lands near a horde of the Shadows, still spinning.In fact, it is not slowing down, it's getting faster and faster, flowing brightly as the Paradox Void Cards are powered by the ambient Void into he Sigils!!.A Brilliant Wave of Light cascades outward as the Drill spins itself into Pure Energy, the wave rushes outwards bearing Hope,Mind and Heart, it then coalesces into a drop of Harmony, waiting for Ender to use it
(free)I also vote for Alastair to use whatever items he needs
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Focused Action:
Eyowe, having just finished relishing in his most recent feat, now has an idea of what he wants to gain from the Machine.
He approaches said Machine, and upon it, he gives his inputs for the two parameters.
Focus: Utility
Specialty: Trickster (not that Homestuck stuff)
What Eyowe intends to gain is the power to instill various forms of chaos within the ranks of the enemy, whether it be through simply leaving them within mists they can't see through, turning them at each other's throats, or any other such acts of causing changes on the enemies to his own benefit, anything befitting the title of 'Trickster'.
Eyowe, having just finished relishing in his most recent feat, now has an idea of what he wants to gain from the Machine.
He approaches said Machine, and upon it, he gives his inputs for the two parameters.
Focus: Utility
Specialty: Trickster (not that Homestuck stuff)
What Eyowe intends to gain is the power to instill various forms of chaos within the ranks of the enemy, whether it be through simply leaving them within mists they can't see through, turning them at each other's throats, or any other such acts of causing changes on the enemies to his own benefit, anything befitting the title of 'Trickster'.
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Exoskeletal65
Guardian of Time
He/Him
Action 1:
I call upon latent memories I have... memories from the Sparrow Racing League. Memories of a single object that brought more pain and suffering than any minion of the darkness could.
"Yeah, that'll work," I say in a fake English accent, mimicking a female voice.
I venture to the abandoned race track, and find it: that damned forklift seemingly capable of magnetizing sparrows into itself and banishing them into the negative dimension.
"Hopefully you're still insurmountable."
I take the forklift and throw it down in front of the antimatter, hoping to slow it down.
I call upon latent memories I have... memories from the Sparrow Racing League. Memories of a single object that brought more pain and suffering than any minion of the darkness could.
"Yeah, that'll work," I say in a fake English accent, mimicking a female voice.
I venture to the abandoned race track, and find it: that damned forklift seemingly capable of magnetizing sparrows into itself and banishing them into the negative dimension.
"Hopefully you're still insurmountable."
I take the forklift and throw it down in front of the antimatter, hoping to slow it down.
3 actions: I charge 3 CP. After all, that's how many CP a last-chance save costs last I checked.
Exoskeletal65
Guardian of Time
He/Him
I store 2 CP.
[x2] In the Wake of Alastair's Actions, I walk over to the Godmodder, and warn him about the Stairs. When he asks where they are, I shrug exageratedly, tossing a small, orb-shaped object at him.
It's a magic eight ball, and it says "Yes". Yes to what? Well, the Godmodder asked "Where are these stairs", and the answer is yes, so the stairs are at yes, yes? Yes.
Then I point at the ground. The Godmodder looks at me. I point to the ground. He looks at the ground. Back at me. Now I'm holding a man covered in pastries. He applies his hand to his face and looks at it. Back at me. I throw the Man made entirely of Cakes at him. They start yelling about the wonders of Cake. They shove cakes down the Godmodder's Throat. with a shock, the Godmodder realizes I never threw the man covered in cakes at him, only an unrelated man made of cakes at him. I throw the next one at him. They're basically the same as the others. They're still yelling, but luckily I haven't stopped talking yet so i'm talking over them on a metaphysical level. This doesn't help the Godmodder because his ears don't exist on a metaphysical level, only a physical one. My ears are metaphysical, but I'm not using them. They just hear typing. It's my eyes that I'm using to hear these words, which makes it all smell like buttercups.AKES ARE THE BEST THAT CAKES AND I:M MAKING CAKES OUT OF CAKES WHICH ARE sorry I got distracted with something else, metaphysically speaking, so Cake Guy and Pastry Paladin (trademarked) started being audible. Don't worry, I'm back now. At any rate, a good deal of this is nonsense, but since it's nonsense, I bet the Godmodder didn't catch the secret important part.
Where I set up a Godmodder Lock around him.
Needless to say, there was no secret important part, haha! No, the important part is what happened while the Godmodder was looking for a secret important part. Or maybe 3 weeks back one night in Albuquerque.
Either way, the end result is the important event happens, and the important event is important. It's so important, I'm going to say what it is! Eventually!
So basically I put a Godmodder Lock around the Godmodder and then I put another one around that one.
Now he's Stuck.
So there.
If I still have the second action, I lock up the other half of the Godmodder.
It's a magic eight ball, and it says "Yes". Yes to what? Well, the Godmodder asked "Where are these stairs", and the answer is yes, so the stairs are at yes, yes? Yes.
Then I point at the ground. The Godmodder looks at me. I point to the ground. He looks at the ground. Back at me. Now I'm holding a man covered in pastries. He applies his hand to his face and looks at it. Back at me. I throw the Man made entirely of Cakes at him. They start yelling about the wonders of Cake. They shove cakes down the Godmodder's Throat. with a shock, the Godmodder realizes I never threw the man covered in cakes at him, only an unrelated man made of cakes at him. I throw the next one at him. They're basically the same as the others. They're still yelling, but luckily I haven't stopped talking yet so i'm talking over them on a metaphysical level. This doesn't help the Godmodder because his ears don't exist on a metaphysical level, only a physical one. My ears are metaphysical, but I'm not using them. They just hear typing. It's my eyes that I'm using to hear these words, which makes it all smell like buttercups.AKES ARE THE BEST THAT CAKES AND I:M MAKING CAKES OUT OF CAKES WHICH ARE sorry I got distracted with something else, metaphysically speaking, so Cake Guy and Pastry Paladin (trademarked) started being audible. Don't worry, I'm back now. At any rate, a good deal of this is nonsense, but since it's nonsense, I bet the Godmodder didn't catch the secret important part.
Where I set up a Godmodder Lock around him.
Needless to say, there was no secret important part, haha! No, the important part is what happened while the Godmodder was looking for a secret important part. Or maybe 3 weeks back one night in Albuquerque.
Either way, the end result is the important event happens, and the important event is important. It's so important, I'm going to say what it is! Eventually!
So basically I put a Godmodder Lock around the Godmodder and then I put another one around that one.
Now he's Stuck.
So there.
If I still have the second action, I lock up the other half of the Godmodder.
Moniker at the end of last turn I had 80 prisms, at the end of this turn I have only 4 despite the end of turn battle listing me as losing only 16. The maths doesn't seem to add up, what happened?
Actions.. I give the Space Station two attack shields, and charge 1 CP.
I order the LIVE Space Station to fire at the Turretman, and the engineers to boost the prism deployer.
Actions.. I give the Space Station two attack shields, and charge 1 CP.
I order the LIVE Space Station to fire at the Turretman, and the engineers to boost the prism deployer.
The quiet watcher
Verified Old One
The quiet watcher uses all of his actions to turn the Antimatter that was now flooding the top part of the plane of obstacles into a single stable bullet, folding space itself to make it fit into an extremely tiny space. He then picks the bullet up and pockets it, for now.
I vote for Alastair to use any and all items he may require this turn.
Deep breath in. Deep breath out. Completely deny the presence of any temporal shenanigans. Obviously they aren't here. Such a thing could never, ever work. Time runs forward, on every level perceivable within the multiverse we all exist in. (More or less.)
1 + ?? CP
Now, the One Shot Nuke Charge kills the one thing it hits in one hut. (Non-boss)
What's non-boss, powerful, and only dies in one hit?
Winkin's Rice Temple.
See? Totally legit logic. No 4th wall shenanigans here.
If for some reason I feel highly uncertain about the wisdom of this (KOFF KOFF Moniker Won't Allow This) I decide to spend another 5 CP checking the Apex, Janus, The Dark One, Tassadar, and the Psychic Overlord II.
Action 1: Time to do something clever. I have already predicted the One-Shot Nukes target. Therefore, it will not go off. Therefore, it can be safely stolen (since I also know where it is). So I go and try to steal it, and Godmodder interferes.
42 highly exciting seconds later, I run out of penguin rocketeers, and have to flee. However, somewhere amid all that excitement, the nuke was flown off by a certain penguin whom I secretly made a separate deal with.
He flies up, and up, and gathers speed, and then the moon (which wasn't there until just before the fight started . . . ) is busted apart by the impact.
Moon rocks! Billions of tons! Raining on the Godmodders forces! Obliterating th-
Yeah.
There's no way it's going to work like that.
In reality, I am hiding behind one of the rocks, ready to jump out and repeatedly bash what'll turn out to be a manikin of the Godmodder.
Good thing the real target of all these shenanigans was to make sure the nuke ends up being cut too bits by the True Knife and shot through a railgun at the Godmodder, right when it seems he least wants it. (by a set of my usual golems and clones)
2 CP: I help out the Heir (Ender_Smirk) et cetera with their shadow rehabilitation project. You can guess how.
(I have no desire to stretch the limits of the retcon shenanigans that are definitely in no way actually happening.)
Action 2: I've known for a while now that there's some serious stuff planned for this turn. Therefore, in the, er, finest traditions of XCOM, I go into Anti-Godmodder Overwatch!
Basically, if he tries to interrupt the great big action, I'll do a counterinterrupt, involving, er, that's for my next action. The point is, I am very, very Overwatch on him. Instant reactions, plus teleportation, plus Gengi.
Action 3: So when/if the Godmodder does his interrupt, I will counter interrupt. How?
Well, that depends. But still, I can optimize my hammer-spaces for the task, and make plans.
Needless to say, there will be appearances including but not limited to a freezer full of packaged ground meat, the USS Califronia, high-quality imitation freezer corpses, the USS California's set of makeup, horrible horrible toilet paper, a noodle fork, Thor's Hammer, a forked noodle, 17 giraffes, 75 golden camels, purple peacocks (I've got 53), 95 white persian monkeys (for which I charge no fee), sixty elephants, llamas galore, bears and lions, a brass band and more, forty fakirs, cooks, bakers, birds that warble on key, and then a big hammer to hit the Godmodder with while he prepares to do a fine Jafar-imitation against the one and only Genie.
Well. That's plan A.
I'm having to resort to the letters past zed. (numbers are used to denote sub-plans.)
Deep breath in. Deep breath out. Completely deny the presence of any temporal shenanigans. Obviously they aren't here. Such a thing could never, ever work. Time runs forward, on every level perceivable within the multiverse we all exist in. (More or less.)
1 + ?? CP
Now, the One Shot Nuke Charge kills the one thing it hits in one hut. (Non-boss)
What's non-boss, powerful, and only dies in one hit?
Winkin's Rice Temple.
See? Totally legit logic. No 4th wall shenanigans here.
If for some reason I feel highly uncertain about the wisdom of this (KOFF KOFF Moniker Won't Allow This) I decide to spend another 5 CP checking the Apex, Janus, The Dark One, Tassadar, and the Psychic Overlord II.
Action 1: Time to do something clever. I have already predicted the One-Shot Nukes target. Therefore, it will not go off. Therefore, it can be safely stolen (since I also know where it is). So I go and try to steal it, and Godmodder interferes.
42 highly exciting seconds later, I run out of penguin rocketeers, and have to flee. However, somewhere amid all that excitement, the nuke was flown off by a certain penguin whom I secretly made a separate deal with.
He flies up, and up, and gathers speed, and then the moon (which wasn't there until just before the fight started . . . ) is busted apart by the impact.
Moon rocks! Billions of tons! Raining on the Godmodders forces! Obliterating th-
Yeah.
There's no way it's going to work like that.
In reality, I am hiding behind one of the rocks, ready to jump out and repeatedly bash what'll turn out to be a manikin of the Godmodder.
Good thing the real target of all these shenanigans was to make sure the nuke ends up being cut too bits by the True Knife and shot through a railgun at the Godmodder, right when it seems he least wants it. (by a set of my usual golems and clones)
2 CP: I help out the Heir (Ender_Smirk) et cetera with their shadow rehabilitation project. You can guess how.
(I have no desire to stretch the limits of the retcon shenanigans that are definitely in no way actually happening.)
Action 2: I've known for a while now that there's some serious stuff planned for this turn. Therefore, in the, er, finest traditions of XCOM, I go into Anti-Godmodder Overwatch!
Basically, if he tries to interrupt the great big action, I'll do a counterinterrupt, involving, er, that's for my next action. The point is, I am very, very Overwatch on him. Instant reactions, plus teleportation, plus Gengi.
Action 3: So when/if the Godmodder does his interrupt, I will counter interrupt. How?
Well, that depends. But still, I can optimize my hammer-spaces for the task, and make plans.
Needless to say, there will be appearances including but not limited to a freezer full of packaged ground meat, the USS Califronia, high-quality imitation freezer corpses, the USS California's set of makeup, horrible horrible toilet paper, a noodle fork, Thor's Hammer, a forked noodle, 17 giraffes, 75 golden camels, purple peacocks (I've got 53), 95 white persian monkeys (for which I charge no fee), sixty elephants, llamas galore, bears and lions, a brass band and more, forty fakirs, cooks, bakers, birds that warble on key, and then a big hammer to hit the Godmodder with while he prepares to do a fine Jafar-imitation against the one and only Genie.
Well. That's plan A.
I'm having to resort to the letters past zed. (numbers are used to denote sub-plans.)
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Action 1: I Smite Bob The Builder with the POWER OF RAINBOW'S
Action 2: I Download the Dankest Memes into the Pro EMT. They are so Dank that the Pro EMT Implodes.
Action 3: Beat Turretman Up with a Wrench.
Action 2: I Download the Dankest Memes into the Pro EMT. They are so Dank that the Pro EMT Implodes.
Action 3: Beat Turretman Up with a Wrench.
Small problem: Alastair needs a focused action to take advantage of his Maverick buff. CP won't work for those. Thankfully, not all of his actions are full shenanigans, and he has 6 actions (using 3 per focused action). If JOE would give him a boost stone, he would have either 9 or 12 actions.
Focused Action: Charge 3 CP. With the chaos that will be that attack, I'm not sure what to actually do.
- Action 1: The Doormaker plush shouldn't need a shenanigans boost to function. But it still might be worth using the shenanigans boost because the plane of obstacles likely includes such things as "that space that you can't teleport through".
- Action 2: 100% shenanigans.
- Action 3: Should also not need a shenanigans boost because Doormaker, but again, anti-teleportation wards probably exist.
- Action 4: Shenanigans, but not completely necessary. We'll already sweep the Godmodder's army with-
- Action 5: Not shenanigans, just Player Power Cascader interactions resulting in a single action having enough DPS to obliterate the field.
- Action 6: Shenanigans. But, it can probably wait until next round. Probably.
Focused Action: Charge 3 CP. With the chaos that will be that attack, I'm not sure what to actually do.
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pionoplayer
The Destroyer
Quick note:
anti-teleportation wards don't work because Yorehammer effect, not to mention Doormaker already has an additional bonus against anti-teleport wards.
And action 4 is done because the currently fielded army is not the last thing for the Godmodder to field, we've still got one sealed boss left to fight.
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Ignoring, for the moment, the continuation of the tendency for people to call him Ender, instead of the Heir, the Heir tries to hops through the hole, saying on his way, "Thanks. I will do my best."
Then he notices that it is a fake, and takes a hard turn ro go through Paradox's portal, since it appears to go to the real deal. And with that, he was within the Shadow Realm once more.
As a precaution, his Hoodie swiftly turns a dark blue, negating the ability for the dimension's negative effects to even notice him, so that the Heart Power attempt doesn't need to be tested.
He finds he has landed in a dark area, not far outside the Prison complex. He quickly runs through, mentally, what the prison sequence taught him. Part 1, Shadows are simply Players who had their Mind stat drained. Part 2, the dimension, were it not for the usage of the Yorehammer powers to negate the defense against ignoring this rule, has to be accessed from a linked portal. Part 3...
Suddenly, Part 3 appears, in the form of all the Shadows rushing out the pipe the players had unearthed while they had been trapped, hunting him down because of the shadow agitator. This would be awful, but it is exactly what the Heir wanted. He would now try some time travel shenanigans, but he then gets an ominoud sense that the Godmodder would suddenly, somehow not using any energy while doing so, fully counter him at every point in the past he tried, so it isn't going to help anything. Instead, he senses our for Sophia, the player Piono says summoned him in the first place, and grabs her, locking onto Piono's energy signature to do so. Then, he uses the Mind Vial to revitalize her mind, using Recuperate to help her heal, and since her battlefield was here, bring her back to the hexafield. He then grabs a random shadow from the crowd, since he doubts ge can figure out any other people's signature, and then uses the time vial to rewind them to the point at which they still had a full mind stat, allowing them to escape through the portal as well. He is about to leave, when he senses a living player hidden within the complex. Absorbing a bit of Breath energy, he flows quickly to them, before using some more to turn that player into wind, swiftly bring them out the portal, and then reform. Then, just before he leaves, he checks the bottoms of the vials for any last scraps. Transfering them together, he uses his power to give it a similar energy signature to the shadow agitator, and then tosses it in a way that the liquid, composed of tiny bits of Mind, Time, and Breath, with the last representing freedom, all falls upon them, giving them all a tiny bit. It isn't much, and won't bring them back yet, but it is enough that maybe, just maybe, they can be saved later.
With that, he floats up, bringing the three payers he has done his best to save with him, and exits through the portal.
Summary:
The Heir tried to save the shadows, but only helped a handful because retcons to allow anything to happen. He helps two shadows and the still living player mentioned in the Option 2 for retcons, before tossing the last droplets of power from the vials upon the whole group, hoping that will help in some small way, before leaving with the ones he saved.
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3 CP for me please : P
OOC: Is that a request, or a donation?
Request, not a donation, sorry.
I decide to focus my energy for now on widening the Exit Portal from the PLANE OF OBSTACLES so Cera can hopefully escape if they make it to the portal. (3 CP)
Update CLXXVIII (178)
+3 CP to Alastair! +vote!
You slam Valla in the face, your fist making a loud "squeak" noise and blowing her away without actually hurting her!
New Soulrazers will do as you say! Valla won't be able to defend!
Valla: Hey, you can hurt me all you want, I'm not bothered, but I would really appreciate you leaving the bomb alone!
You improve the Heal Block in some nebulous fashion! Somehow, for equally nebulous reasons, it fails to get upgraded.
Alistair's post may be able to get past minor issues! Within reason.
Everybody gets a little nervous when JOEbob offers his expertise. But, okay.
Alastair gets a CP!
6M damage to the strongest Obstacle Generator, and 2,000,000 to your other targets!
The Overenthusiastic Security Guard can now continue to be overenthusiastic! IN HELL.
This post will take effect at the end of the turn!
Wreck it Ralph! The man of a great emotional first movie, followed by a disappointingly average sequel! He SMASHES Bob the Builder's stuff in a fairly average fashion, but still manages to overall be SUPER EFFECTIVE! 7,000,000 damage!
Nearby bystanders get a tear in their eye. Goodbye, pillow fort! Goodbye! Alastair gets buffed a huge amount!
Your first three actions hit Bob the Builder and the 30 million damage laser, dealing 10,000,000 damage to each of them! Next, Ultimo Durana's power flows over the field, striking every PG entity multiple times! 2-3M damage to every [PG] entity! They run and cower, but there is no protection from Bahamut! Turret slain!
+1% to their charge each turn! They already had a ton of Player actions put into them, so adding more is a drop in the bucket.
Whoops. Fixed.
Your spreading gives the Magitek Servitor Factory enough resistance to very safely land on the ground, totally unharmed! Crisis averted!
You find a few stray shards of Lithium (is Lithium a thing that can be in shards? Probably.) on the ground! Its like the Tree of Lithium was here, but now is not...
The Pro EMT's equipment explodes, dealing 4,000,000 damage to them! The explosion is so strong it brings their memory back, and then they pull out their backup gear and get back to work!
The drill appears! Its heading towards the Shadow Facility, somehow having entered into the Shadow Realm...
SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! Utility + Trickster! You get the Surprise Super mode!
This Super mode multiplies your action power for any type of action by 3, so long as you pretend to be doing one thing and then switch to doing another at the end! Also, your shenanigans receive a decent buff, though not as great as Maverick!
The Godmodder locks up the castle walls, and implements a strict anti-JOEbob policy. Guards throw you out whenever you try to get close enough to place a Godmodder lock.
Not sure what happened there... okay. You have 80 more prisms now. Sorry for all the mistakes with that. +2 shields and 1 CP to yourself! Turretman will probably be dead soon so LIVE Space Station will fire at whatever looks good.
You take the Antimatter Bullet! The Antimatter is cleared away!
You cast PREDICTION! As it turns out, the target was Winkins Rice Temple, as it needs to be killed in one hit! With the prediction being made, your agents successfully steal the nuke and blow it up somewhere safe, totally wasting the Godmodder's charge point!
+2 actions to Ender_Smirk's project!
1,500,000 damage!
The Pro EMT explodes for another 1,500,000 damage. Dank-style.
Turretman slain! The wrench was the finishing touch on a long and painful day! There's one less enemy for you to deal with!
Delayed...
The Exit portal widens! ...Barely! It's ALMOST big enough to fit a needle through!
Ah, CP can't be used to boost the power of Super Modes. For now, it looks like you'll have to stick to one square per turn, unless you can wrangle a Boost Stone away from JOEbob.
Tank II power squared! Pioneer power increased by a normal amount!
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Pionoplayer and Ranger_Strider feel their powers leave them!
Alastair_Dragovich moves to the front and center of the Player Lines, staring the Godmodder down directly! The Godmodder stares back, waiting for his move.
DISRESPECT THE GODMODDER, ACTIVATE!
The majority of the field's entities are shocked into not acting this turn by the power of the attack!
The Godmodder, hearing Alastair's choice of music, immediately predicts with 100% accuracy what all seven actions will be. He thinks of what would happen if he didn't do anything...
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Using Doormaker Plushie, Cera charges out of the Plane of Obstacles, and stabs Yoreblade into the brick walls of the True Tank! True Tank slain!
The Godmodder takes 5 damage from the HP he had invested in the True Tank, and falls to the ground, now shield-less!
As he does he, he's vulnerable for a few seconds - just like back when he had the Legendary Weapons! In this brief period of vulnerability, Alastair takes advantage and reveals the ATTRACTOR'S terrifying True purpose! It absorbs the Godmodder's Descended status thanks to the help of the Legendary weapons - with Resolute Heart, it may even possibly be deleted entirely!
Godmodder's Descended Status removed!
The Godmodder collapses. With this move alone, his Reality-destroying plan is impossible to complete.
But his suffering is not yet over! Alice unleashes her GOD CHARGE! The Godmodder screams as a beam of pure power, energy, and light rips through him, tearing through his insides, leaving him a shell! He feels as though his very Godmodderhood is being stripped away, and indeed it is!
Alice: Ahahaha! No more! No more! NO MORE shall you torment me or anybody else!
10 Damage to the Godmodder!
The Godmodder realizes that, with 7 HP left, the only good option for him is to retreat!
Finally, ensuring the Tank would receive appropriate buffs, Alastair decides to seal the deal with the Godmodder's terrible situation! He opens his portal, burning the last use of the Doormaker plushie, and launches the PLAYER POWER CASCADER ultimate attack through it! The Godmodder's armies are torn to shreds, reduced to nothing! The pure numeric power of the attack leaves them utterly helpless!
Godmodder's entire army destroyed.
Finally, Alastair opens a portal to the Godmodder's Shadow Realm! The Heir flies in, the power of Paradoxdragonpaci's drill helping open a wide portal for him!
Using the power of his own longpost, the Heir brings MIND back to a vast number of the Players who were lost! Coming out through another portal, Heir brings with him no less than 300 Players, ready to help fight - and many more were released back to their home worlds through other means!
However, there's no need for them to fight! Because of all the HP the Godmodder lost from them escaping his prison, he feels the last of his strength leaving him! He tries to reach out his hand and call upon his very last card, the 25-HP Sealed Boss - but it's too late!
Godmodder slain!
}
...And that's what DIDN'T happen, but WOULD have happened if the Godmodder just let Alastair's attack be a thing.
Well, except for the part about the Players escaping from the Shadow Prison. The Godmodder reflects that that was probably a little too optimistic. Those Players definitely can't be saved.
Here's what REALLY happens.
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Action One:
Alastair immediately runs into difficulties. The truth is, the Doormaker Plushie is a fairly weak item, with only minimal investment. Because of that, Alastair's items and Super Mode are providing most of the power. With Yorehammer, the Doormaker plushie easily makes it past a lot of the initial defenses of the Plane of Obstacles, but - the Plane of Obstacles, being strongly connected to a boss entity, has other types of resistance! Still, with the power of MAVERICK, and even more importantly, HIGHLY EMOTIONAL PILLOW FORTS, Alastair successfully opens a portal!
Cera comes flying right out once again! Traveling through the air in a straight line, he's heading right for the True Tank! Impact in 5 seconds! 4 seconds! 3 seconds!
The Godmodder takes a deep breath.
Time to send their hopes tumbling down.
The Godmodder activates his own Overwatch! Since that's a thing now. Blatantly cheating he calls in early use of his 5 actions!
Impact in 2 seconds! 1 seconds! He's hit the Godmodder!
...Wait, what?
A few feet in front of the True Tank's wall, the Godmodder is impaled straight through with Yoreblade. Cera, shocked, is still holding onto the handle, the both of them hovering in midair.
1 damage to the Godmodder!
When both have finally recovered (it takes about .25 seconds), Cera tries to pull the blade out. No dice! The Godmodder reaches out his hands and takes hold of the blade! Magenta energy, combined with the Godmodder's multicolored energy, sparkles and crackles around Yoreblade, shocking the Godmodder! The Yoreblade begins to glow, brighter and brighter, until its just as bright as Starcalibur! Sprouting jet engines from his back, the Godmodder begins to push the both of them away, a safer distance from the True Tank - and pushing himself further onto the blade!
1 damage to the Godmodder!
Cera struggles, trying to pull the blade out, wrenching it left and right - anything! The Godmodder winces in actual, legitimate pain, but Yoreblade is continuing to heat up! The advanced metal the blade is made of begins to shimmer, and crack - Yoreblade is - breaking! Its breaking! Now panicking, Cera desperately tries to get the blade out, but its far too late! With a scream, the Godmodder sends one final, desperate burst of energy into the blade, and the cracks spread wider and wider and-
SHATTER!
1 damage to the Godmodder!
Yoreblade lies broken in a thousand pieces. All the energy inside was released, dealing damage to the Godmodder. It cannot be repaired.
Just in case, the Godmodder grabs a piece and obliterates it on the atomic level, so now it can't be reconstructed. Then, he warps back into his Castle Tower, one action and 3 HP down, and re-applies his force field - he had to drop it, of course, to eat Yoreblade's attack, and use his second action to warp there in time.
Action Two:
Behind his force field, the Godmodder cares little for Attractors and Resolute Heart effects! But what he DOES care about... is Yorehammer! Thanks to Yorehammer, Alastair is able to continue with the attack anyways!
He grabs the Godmodder and wrings him out! The attractor sucks up a countless amount of Devil energy, depositing it in the funnel! The Godmodder screams - he hadn't expected it to work! The Godmodder's Descended status and devil energy is getting yanked away! No! NO!
Alastair finished, but - he hadn't managed to separate the Godmodder back into two. Even if he had, they still could've merged back together. But the Godmodder's Descended status is - gone!
The Godmodder freezes up completely. Is this it?
...No. Its regenerating. Slowly, very slowly. It'll take 3 whole turns to come back. Descended is something the Godmodder IS, not a status. The Godmodder sighs with relief. He had hoped never to test that.
Godmodder's Descended status suppressed for 3 turns!
Action Three:
Alastair turns away from the far-off enemies, and creates a portal directly in front of them! So, it looks like this:
|___P__T____GA_|
Where P is Players, T is the True Tank and GA are the Godmodder's far-off Army units. So, with this, the Players can attack the Godmodder's armies, and the Godmodder's Armies are trapped in a portal loop! Crisis averted, right? Well, the Godmodder has other ideas. As Alastair is preparing the Player Power Cascader, the True Tank suddenly moves in front of Alastair, blocking his line of fire! The attack would be totally wasted if it hit the Tank! Alastair tries to get around, but the Tank is MASSIVE, and right in the way! Eventually, Altair, Cera, Jamie, and the other Players use their actions to shove The Tank out of the way, but - the Godmodder's Army units aren't on the other side of the portal! Where are they?
The Godmodder used his second action to teleport them just past the Doormaker's portal. Now it looks like this:
|___P__T____|_GA
With the Players now trapped in a portal loop, Alastair is forced to close the portal! He tosses aside the burnt-out Doormaker plushie.
Actions Four and Five:
There's no point in using the Player Power Cascader now! The portal strategy fell through!
Action Six:
As everything was happening up ahead on the field, Alice is staring at a letter. A letter sent once the Godmodder had realized what was happening, using his first action.
Dear Alice-
They're coming for you.
-V
As Alastair warps right next to Alice, he realizes that, since the True Tank never fell, Alice has yet to use her God Charge. Alice gives him a death glare, seeing him holding onto the Desperation Shield. Her own Godmodding powers have already seen the truth of Verraad's words.
Alice: At least wait until I've launched my big attack, please.
Alice: I understand you're worried, but... I thought we were at least on the same side.
Alice: I see now that I was wrong.
Alice: I knew I shouldn't have trusted you after you held a vote on whether or not kill me.
Xerath: What the hell!? Players!
Xerath: You can't be serious! The Godmodder is threatening to destroy ALL OF REALITY.
Xerath: And what do you do? You try to sabotage your own allies! And here I thought VALLA was bad, at least SHE wasn't trying to neutralize one of our best assets!
Ash: You can't be serious... she's a Godmodder, we never could've trusted her!
Cloak: Not long-term, but we should have left her at LEAST long enough to kill this guy!
Ash: You too, Cloak? I thought you'd be on my side!
Jamie: Wait, I thought Alice was our friend now?
Cloak: Yeah, I did too! APPARENTLY we were wrong!
Altair: No, Jamie, they were trying to end the Cycle of Godmodding, as to be frank they very well should!
Xerath: You all... agh! What is WRONG with everybody!?
A petty argument breaks out. The Godmodder watches from afar with glee. Until this point, all the disparate groups of Players had maintained a sense of unity. But with a refusal to let sleeping dogs lie, cracks are beginning to spring.
Still, to expect any outcome other than this after attempting to mess with their own allies would have been nothing but pure foolishness.
Alice is still helping, but will no longer cooperate with the Players!
Xerath has retreated to guard Alice, and won't help on the field anymore!
Action Seven:
REALLY stretching the bounds of what exactly the Duelist's Garment can do, Alastair bestows its power onto another Player, Ender_Smirk!
Now, Ender_Smirk's action takes over! A portal opens in front of Ender_Smirk, and just as he's about to fly through, he realizes - this isn't HIS portal, its a different one to a fake Shadow Realm the godmodder summoned with his fourth and fifth actions! He knew because he saw Paradoxdragonpaci's DRILL head a totally different way! Following the DRILL, Ender_Smirk enters the REAL Shadow Realm!
...
A minute or two later (presumably time dilation was involved) Ender_Smirk emerges, a few exhausted and injured members of Crusher's team trailing behind him. Ender's plan had been simple; go back in time and give every Player The Godmodder had ever captured a fighting chance. As it turns out, the Temporal Guardian hadn't even needed to intervene to stop the obvious temporal paradox issue. As soon as Ender_Smirk had tried to go back in Time with the Time vial, he found that Time worked a little differently in the Shadow Realm. The Godmodder HAD included one time-based defense in the Shadow Realm, despite the evidently lacking security of everything else. As soon as he'd tried, every available Guardbot had been immediately summoned to every location he teleported to. The Guardbots had proven difficult to overcome, and, though he was able to meet up with a few members of Crusher's team, every Player he had teleported to had been immediately shocked multiple times to ensure complete MIND loss. At some point, one of the guards managed to shatter the teal vial of MIND liquid, and after that, Ender_Smirk had been forced to retreat.
Ender_Smirk HAD managed to copy a few minds. As it turns out, this didn't create very many clone-related ethical problems, but it DID attract the past attention of the past godmodder, who had at some completely obliterated the MIND copy collection, killing those Players a third time.
The mission ended in failure. He did learn one valuable thing, however: The guards always tried to protect the Shadow Agitator when he got near. Its possible the Shadow Agitator is a more valuable item than it initially appeared to be.
TOTAL EFFECTS OF THE ATTACK:
+3 damage to the Godmodder
+A small remnant of Duelist's Garment energy was saved
+The Godmodder used all 5 of his actions for this turn
+Cera was saved from the Plane of Obstacles
+Godmodder's Descended status suppressed for 3 turns
-Doormaker plushie burnt through
-Alice and Xerath became uncooperative
-Yoreblade was destroyed
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The Godmodder coughs, blood coming out. That Yoreblade hit REALLY hurt. The HP damage was seriously huge. He's down to the upper teens of HP.
But... he had always planned to do that once Cera got out of the Plane of Obstacles. Alastair had just SERIOUSLY sped up the timetable.
The Godmodder calls out to all of you.
The Godmodder: I have won.
The Godmodder: Yoreblade was your hope. And now, it's gone.
The Godmodder: I hope that 3 HP damage was worth it - because now, I'm behind a truly invincible shield.
The Godmodder: There is no way you can possible defeat it.
The Godmodder: I don't even have to call in my Armies anymore. Maybe I'd rather watch you try and fail to get past this thing until I reach the end of the Tribulation?
The Godmodder: Mmm... perhaps I should keep the Armies coming, just to watch more of your entities die. But then, I guess I could kill them myself from here, too... mmm...
Alice: Players... despite everything, we might still have a shot.
Alice: Unless you have a better idea that doesn't involve taking my Soul Orb without my consent...
Alice: I can use my God Charge on the True Tank. It won't be enough to do that much HP damage, but it could at least get it out of the way for us, and give us a fighting chance against the Godmodder.
Alice: Right now, I can't see any other option for us. Unless you have an idea...?
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Dejected, Alastair wanders around the field for a moment. He notices he's near the Bank of Actions shell.
Suddenly, he hears a whisper on the wind. Is it from... a friend?
The whisper... it sounds like Alastair is being given some kind of Celestial Guidance...
Approaching the Bank of Actions, Alastair gives the lock one last try...
37177
Click!
Tentatively, he opens the vault.
Inside, he sees a crystal, with a note:
Main action storage crystal - HANDLE WITH CARE
Gently picking it up, Alastair feels an incredible amount of Player Power from within the crystal. Close to... is that... 100,000 CP?
But, without the specialized extraction tools the Bank of Actions had access to, using it would mean using the entire Crystal all at once... and if put into an entity, the Godmodder might just nuke it straight away... Alastair feels like this incredibly powerful object must have an obscenely important use! But how... and that guidance he received earlier... is a friend coming?
Alastair also sees about 20 smaller CP storage units with 1 CP each. He decides to give them to That_Random_Guy. He lost the most back when the original Bank of Actions betrayed everybody, after all.
100,000 CP Crystal added to Player Inventory!
+20 CP to That_Random_Guy!
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+7% Godmodder Distance! Given the current situation, he won't call in more Army units unless something changes.
The entities were stunned by the power of the attack!
The New Soulrazers fly in, nuking Valla's bomb! Valla's bomb destroyed!
Valla: Okay. Wow. Thanks for that. Now I have to replace it. Delightful.
Valla looks at the rock formation ruefully. Its possible she doesn't actually have any plan for how she's going to replace the bomb.
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
ITINERARY:
-Defeat The True Tank! You can't hurt the Godmodder until he's dead! Is it still possible...?
-Wreck the Godmodder's Army to prevent him from completing the Tribulation!
Minor Tasks:
Use Xerath's New Soulrazer support to help!
Find a way to clear the Heal Block! You need to find the Tree of Lithium!
Find a way to clear the Heal Block! You need to find the Tree of Lithium!
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DISTANCE: 41%
+7% per turn!
[SR]New Soulrazer Army: 100% charge (+64%/turn)
[AG]Altair - CP: 42
[AG]Quinn - CP: 29
[AG]Cloak - CP: 3
[AG]Jamie - CP: 0
[AG]Ash - CP: 6
[AG]Cera - CP: 0
[V]Heal Block (No AG/N entities can be healed!)
[AG]THE MACHINE (Use to gain a super mode for 3 turns!)(Select offense, defense, or utility as a focus; then any word as your specialty!)
[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 3,800,000 (bodyguarded by Psychic Overlord and donut with vanilla)
Disco-Chan: 1,500,000 HP, 200,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 3/3 (repels darkness!)
[N]Fennie: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 155,000 x 10A(-1,000,000 damage from all attacks, +500,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)
Bun prince/princess: 1,000,000 x 2 HP, 50,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(protected first by the shield buns then the knights)
Bun knights: 50,000 x 75 HP, 20,000 x 75A (15% dodge rate)(+5/turn)
Fortified Rice Temple(Gives +200,000 HP/turn, -500,000 damage from all attacks, and +100,000A (collective) to Winkins-owned entities)(needs to be killed in one hit, dies to 10M+ damage hits)
Specials: Rice Festival(+100KHP/50KA) - 4/4, Rice BEAM(500,000 damage) - 5/5 - Great Rice Barrier(+2M HP shield to all Winkins') - 4/6
[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 250,000A
Tassadar: 4,000,000/4,000,000 HP, 250,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 5/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)
Pioneers: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (can heal)
Line Gun: 100,000 x 25 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)
Panzers: 200,000 x 10 HP, 80,000 x 10A
[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 60% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)
[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 500,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 0/4, RP: 1
[AG - Crusher]Janus: 2,500,000/3,500,000 HP, Unlock Ability x 2!A
[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 25% chance to null attacks)(protected from 2 attacks)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
PROTECTION SUMMARY: Shield that blocks first 1,000,000 of damage!
WEAPONRY SUMMARY: 1,300,000
Quadcopters: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (guarding LIVE Space Station)(Max: 100)(+10/turn)
Space engineers: 1,000 x 5,000 HP (Can boost any one piece of the Space Station to be twice as effective for a turn)
Prism Deployer: 200,000 HP (+10 Prism/turn)(originally JOEbob's)(protected from 3 attack)
Prism: 50,000 x 84 + 500,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 300,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +500,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)
[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)
[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 5,000,000 + 700,000 HP, 750,000A (+20 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 300,000 HP (projects 700,000 HP shield)
Aragami: 30,000 x 100 HP, 10,000 x 100A
[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 8,800,000
The Apex: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - Each turn, increase a specific unit type of ES's choice by 25%, rounded up to the nearest round number)
Attack frigates: 10,000 x 500 HP, 3,000 x 500A (10% dodge rate)
Spectral Lord: 400,000 x 30 HP, 2/4 charge (currently charging)(50,000A when not charging)
Overseer: 500,000 x 5 HP (As long as at least 1 Overlord is alive, refills Attack/Constructor drones to 1,000/4,000 each turn, if they're below that)
Attack drone: 1 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP, 2,000 x 1,000A
Constructor drone: 5,000 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP (Doubles the number of units in a group once per turn!)
[AG]Elite Ghasts: 5,000 x 25 HP, 10,000 x 25A (A S/B/D ignorant)
[AG]Well of Radiance (stand here to be healed and buffed!)
[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 700,000/11,500,000 HP, 1,700,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+400,000 HP/turn)(weak mind powers)(Boss)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]CaptainNZZZ's stuff (everybody guarded by Servitors!)
Temporal Guardian II: 30,000,000/30,000,000 HP, 7,000,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 2/2 (-200,000 damage from all attacks)(25% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+2,000,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 650,000/650,000 HP, 250,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(-100,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)(1 last chance-save)
Rotaz+1: 350,000/350,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)
Magitek servitor factory: 700,000/700,000 HP, +200,000A, +40 Servitor/turn (+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 10,000 x 620, 5,000 x 620A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(1 attack redirector)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP, 100,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
[N-INF]Valla: 100,000,000/100,000,000 HP (5,555% dodge rate)
[AG]TOG XXXXII: 77,000,000/77,000,000 HP + 1 permashield, 23,000,000 x 2A (1 Retcon Shell remaining!)(Boss)(+1,250,000 HP/turn)(can overkill up to 5,000,000 damage)(Godmodder attack shield, blocks 1 attempt at Direct Godmodder Influence)(+1,000,000A/turn until 5.29e14A)
[PG]Karen: 25,600,000 HP, AskForManager!A (Asking for a Manager has a 47/33/20 chance of buffing/debuffing/instakilling target)(A S/B/D ignorant)
[PG]The 30 million damage laser: 18,000,000 HP, Special: 30 million damage laser: 0/1 (A S/B/D ignorant)(Army)(Subversion immunity)
[PG]Bob the Builder: 28,500,000 HP, Build!A (Army)(Elite)
[PG]Pro EMT: 10,300,000 HP, Full Heal!A (Army)
[PG]X-Creeper V2: 28,000,000 HP, increasing distance by 6% in 2!
[PG]X-Creeper V2: 28,000,000 HP, increasing distance by 6% in 2!
[PG]True Tank: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 HP (projecting Godmodder protection field)(Boss)
[PG]The Godmodder: 19/310 HP (Descended - x5 Actions per turn, in 3!)(Completely Invincible)
Player list:
Alastair Dragovich - CP: 26 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))(Maverick - Massive shenanigans boost for 2!)
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)(Inside THE CAPSULE, which is maybe indestructible, small amount of power channeled to The Creator, better channeling with The Attractor and DRAFT, piping to hell)
Bill Nye - CP: 14 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 33 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 3 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 13 (Hyperspace - can use one action to warp an entity one turn ahead in time for 2!)
Daskter - CP: 9 (has Boosted Evolve Hunters)(Formulaic - square an entity's stat, causing it to rise gradually until it meets the square, for 2!)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 25 Power + Goop effects!)(Roulette of Power - randomly upgrades HP, attack, dodge, regen at x5 normal power for 1!)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 8 (has Shadow Agitator, Breathe and Time vials)(Recuperate - Take an entity off the field for a turn, fully restore their HP, special charges, and add a chosen buff for 2!)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0 (Thunderstorm - deal double damage, arc to 3 other enemies and deal normal non-creativity-boosted damage for 1!)
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 1
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 12 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(77 power left, CALLBACK Greatsword, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 4 Godmodder Locks)
Karpinsky - CP: 0
Krill13 - CP: 24 (Trickster - x3 action power if switcheroo, decent shenanigans buff for 2!)
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 5 (hexagonaherbs, 2 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom/Heart/Rage/Space/Time/Breath gone), BUFFNESS, Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 8
Strider626 - CP: 2
That-Random-Guy - CP: 32 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 19 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), spirit knife, grenades)has The Real Kicker(entropy-blood-smash powers!), has Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 18 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)
Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Time Accelerator (Causes an entity to experience 10 turns of time in 1 turn)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Double Rainbow Ticket x 1, Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
CP Converter
Player Power Cascader (rolls 10 1-10 numbers, multiplies results and then multiplies that by a Player's attack to increase damage!)
Duelist's Garment (One fragment of Legendary Weapon power left...)
100,000 CP Crystal
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)(Inside THE CAPSULE, which is maybe indestructible, small amount of power channeled to The Creator, better channeling with The Attractor and DRAFT, piping to hell)
Bill Nye - CP: 14 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 33 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 3 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 13 (Hyperspace - can use one action to warp an entity one turn ahead in time for 2!)
Daskter - CP: 9 (has Boosted Evolve Hunters)(Formulaic - square an entity's stat, causing it to rise gradually until it meets the square, for 2!)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 25 Power + Goop effects!)(Roulette of Power - randomly upgrades HP, attack, dodge, regen at x5 normal power for 1!)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 8 (has Shadow Agitator, Breathe and Time vials)(Recuperate - Take an entity off the field for a turn, fully restore their HP, special charges, and add a chosen buff for 2!)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0 (Thunderstorm - deal double damage, arc to 3 other enemies and deal normal non-creativity-boosted damage for 1!)
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 1
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 12 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(77 power left, CALLBACK Greatsword, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 4 Godmodder Locks)
Karpinsky - CP: 0
Krill13 - CP: 24 (Trickster - x3 action power if switcheroo, decent shenanigans buff for 2!)
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 5 (hexagonaherbs, 2 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom/Heart/Rage/Space/Time/Breath gone), BUFFNESS, Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 8
Strider626 - CP: 2
That-Random-Guy - CP: 32 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 19 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), spirit knife, grenades)has The Real Kicker(entropy-blood-smash powers!), has Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 18 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)
Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Time Accelerator (Causes an entity to experience 10 turns of time in 1 turn)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Double Rainbow Ticket x 1, Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
CP Converter
Player Power Cascader (rolls 10 1-10 numbers, multiplies results and then multiplies that by a Player's attack to increase damage!)
Duelist's Garment (One fragment of Legendary Weapon power left...)
100,000 CP Crystal
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Action 1-3: I spend 4 CP in making this attack while also giving 10 CP to That-Random-Guy. I charge at Pro EMT and proceed to take out my two daggers and make a slash motion. This causes a giant red wave to go by, decapitating most of them. I Proceed to read them the book that lowers brain cells. They lose a whole lot of it and become dumb in the process. This causes them to think that some of their allies in the army are spies, and starts killing each other. I punch the ground, which spawns cyan tentacles which drag the army around and start impaling them.
Shadrix and Asriel keep on clashing. Shadrix needs to find some way to deal with him. Shadrix keeps on buffing his weapons and attacks. Maria coordinates Asriel's attacks so that Shadrix can dodge them. Shadrix managed to deal 200,000 Damage. Shadrix managed to dodge every single attack that Asriel threw at him
Sans and Gaster managed to bring Chara down to enough HP to where he used a pie. Chara starts sweating as he is running low. He manages to deal 9999 Damage to Gaster.
AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999990000 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 646,668 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy)
PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 4 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death) (Can save and load)
[BOSS] Asriel Dreemurr HP: 999789999 ATK: ∞ DEF: ∞ (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load) (Hyper Goner: 8 turns to charge)
Shadrix and Asriel keep on clashing. Shadrix needs to find some way to deal with him. Shadrix keeps on buffing his weapons and attacks. Maria coordinates Asriel's attacks so that Shadrix can dodge them. Shadrix managed to deal 200,000 Damage. Shadrix managed to dodge every single attack that Asriel threw at him
Sans and Gaster managed to bring Chara down to enough HP to where he used a pie. Chara starts sweating as he is running low. He manages to deal 9999 Damage to Gaster.
AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999990000 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 646,668 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy)
PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 4 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death) (Can save and load)
[BOSS] Asriel Dreemurr HP: 999789999 ATK: ∞ DEF: ∞ (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load) (Hyper Goner: 8 turns to charge)
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I inform alice that they were, in fact, planning to wait for them to use the big attack; Reality just sorta hiccoughed and is now having a minor seizure.
They were also planning to do their best to keep alice alive. Plus, if reality wasn't have 3 metaphysical seizures, the War would be basically over. To the extent they expected to succeed, this actually just saves Alice from personality death.
/pseudonul
They were also planning to do their best to keep alice alive. Plus, if reality wasn't have 3 metaphysical seizures, the War would be basically over. To the extent they expected to succeed, this actually just saves Alice from personality death.
/pseudonul
Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
FOCUS!
I sigh.... and then spend my turn attacking one of the X creepers. I teleport it into the void and seal the way there.
Push on comrades. We will do what we must.....
I sigh.... and then spend my turn attacking one of the X creepers. I teleport it into the void and seal the way there.
Push on comrades. We will do what we must.....