Defeat The Godmodder

[That-Random-Guy]

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I get my face off the ground where I simply crashed and struggle to wave my hand to make stuff happen.

Said stuff is, the levitating of the POW block is reduced, I set a minor forxefield around me, and force a lemon into the Great Destroyer's throat.

I immediately faceplant back onto the floor and call it a day.

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Piono is converting the Great Destroyer with a plan thats likely to succeed.

 

[Winkins]

Piono is converting the Great Destroyer with a plan thats likely to succeed.

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Grumbling into the minecraft dirt once I heard the mention of the plan with the Great Destroyer, I struggle to raise my arm and flop it back down. Which happened to be enough for the emerald I bargained for earlier to reinforce my forcefield and stop the incoming lemon from forcing itself down the Great Destroyer's throat.

 

[Moniker]

ES isn't taking chances with the Great Big Can of Empty he probably has. This was just way too easy besides. Of course, if that was a cunning trick by GoAnNa/the universe and this really is the way to do it and he tries something conventional, that probably won't work either. So that's all not great.

Luckily, he has a third option available to him. "Moniker, seriously, this time listen to me, this one is important." He withdraws two Spider-Subjugating Objects from his jacket: the Great Cup of Capture and the Blessed Paper of Sealing. Are they an entirely normal glass cup and sheet of blank paper? Possibly.

Using the power of Infinite QM Favouritism to reinforce the objects, and using spatial warping to widen the window if needed, he quickly reaches in, scoops up and traps the True Spider, or Itsy Bitsy as it seems to be called, before speed walking out of the giant spider mech and back over to the AG lines, decisively captured creature with him. That should solve the problem.

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Action suggested! But... hmm... using my powers of foresight, this one probably won't get chosen!

You whip out your cup and paper, place the cup over the spider, and slide the paper underneath! But before you know it, the spider's chewed through all the paper and bitten you! You leap back, as the spider hisses... cover blown!

actions are priority ordered, each is 1 action spent. this is being noted in case a strong dislike of lemons is not sufficient to avoid spending copious amounts of reality-warping powers to obtain said much-hated lemons.
1) [1] Hah! I still have one or more of Ray's daggers, with 999,999 damage per attack from the shear force of poison! I quickly run over to Pionoplayer (from DLE) and stab him with it! an additional necrotic effect radiates from my hand, going around the dagger and striking his extremities! While the Flavour text involved here is of dubious quality, it's more then 'I stab', so it gives me at least one additional attack damage, killing him!
second) [1]As I take the first step of that run, tendrils of cyan light blossom forth, and quickly fade. unbeknownst to Pionoplayer from DLE, this was accompanied by the creation of a second brain, seperated from my standard one. While the first self attacks piono, the second controls this invisible domain of Player Power to prevent any interventions. with the ability to shift the speed of its perception at the drop of a photon going straight down while starting 0.00001 nanometers from the floor, the second brain brings to bear the full force of its allocated player actions on any interventions or attempts to dodge by Go An Na or piono, as well as if anyone else. waves of bees block the path,the air turns green and stutters, recycling bins appear,and even a physics-defying thief who can pause time and can't die. Walls of light just outside the visible spectrum layer behind these, space twists, the air is made of spikes, all sorts of things really.
third) [1] And as the first step of said run begins to end, there's a sudden pull of gravity,in all directions at once, stopping at the edge of the Player-based domain. With Space-time bent and warped by the gravity, red lightning crackles through the opaque ground of minecraft,twisting its space. a soundless clench of unseen hands flips spacetime on top of the other transformations. and with a pulse, the magnitude of each of the above doubles. With this distortion of spacetime, time for the entire rest of the dimension (Except the temporal guardian, who i would not risk affecting) suddenly slows down, as though in the gravity well of a black hole. because it almost is. Though it pushes nothing, these subtle, infinitesimal, infinitely common changes to all of this land slow it down through gravity and magic, making my attack of Pionoplayer from DLE stand at approximately 1/10923678987868584838287 of a second in length, from everyone but Moniker, Me, Pionoplayer from DLE, and the Guardian's prespective. and in that second, My primary body stabbed piono...
N/A) [0] and grabbed Pionoplayer from DLE's Rapture as Pionoplayer from DLE dies, gaining something rather useful, is the hope


Unrelated, N/A) [0]
"Go An Na, was there not a person known as Pricey12345 at any point? My sources suggest there should have been..."
Oh, I know!
I ask the Temporal Guardian what the closest approximation to the phonetic sounds of pricey12345 in that really old language would translate into.

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175,000 damage to DLE!Pionoplayer!

The Temporal Guardian tells you about the myth of "Pr Ice E". Turns out there was supposed to be another GoAnNa-level powered being out there, but it turned out to be completely fake.

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Hey, Arbiter! Please help me out with this one!

It is said that the Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout. And so it was (since I shoved it in there with some help).

It is further said that down came the rain and washed the Spider out. And so it was (since I summoned a few stormclouds, again with help).

It is also said that out came the sun and dried up all the rain. And so it was (since the stormclouds didn't last forever).

And so the Itsy Bitsy Spider (it is said) went up the spout again, mainly because I shoved it in there, again with help.

But it is never said that the Spider ever left the spout. So that means it's stuck, at a minimum.

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(No help needed here.)

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.
Up came the sun, and dried up all the rain,
and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

Well, that's the abridged version. Here's what really happened:

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, cruelly forced by a raving Player.
Down came the acidic boiling rain, and washed the spider out.
Up came the roasting desert sun, and dried up all the rain,
and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again (hopelessly).

And the cycle continues. Forever.

Critical Soul Weakness struck!

The Itsy Bitsy Spider, small but strong, recoils, hissing in pain, as its very existence cessates! As it disappears into nothing, the Itsy Bitsy Spider reaches out one of its eight legs to make a final ploy; hitting the self-destruct button on its control panel! You hear a crumbling as the spider begin to shake... well, its certainly time to leave! Everyone sprints to the back of the spider, but the spider is collapsing so fast... each Player throws themselves out of the incision and tries to roll out of the way, as the last of the spider crumbles to nothing!

As hits the ground and rolls, Eternalstruggle's Spider-B-Gone ends up being smashed into the ground accidentally! The can is broken... Looking inside of it, there isn't much in it at all, save air.

In the end, the Itsy Bitsy Spider is reduced to a pile of silk. In the collapse, all the little spiders inside were either crushed, suffocated, or both.

The spider will hound you no longer.

Itsy Bitsy Spider slain!

Action One: I give the Cake hunting equipment and guide to a clone, and off he goes on a journey to hunt cakes..

Action Two: I summon another instance of SCP-271 (When it's been 24 hours in game tell me and there will be double the numbers.

Action Three: I summon a lemon-hunting guide for undergraduates.

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The clone dashes away! He'll return with a cake! Someday! Maybe! He swears it!

(Oh who are you kidding, he's gonna die offscreen.)

Man, you're making it hard for me not to give you a precise timeframe of when turns pass, which is something I don't want to do...

Hmmm... let's say these SCP-271s are SPECIAL 271s that replicate every... 15 turns! That's it. Still too long a time.

The lemon-hunting guide appears to give you basic advice. It tells you that lemons can sometimes be given to you for FREE by waiters at restaurants, and how there's a magical land out there overseas where lemons grow on trees! It also tells you a cheat code that it promises will "instantly mark Lemon Quest as complete" on the third-to-last page. Do you use it? Its $%RYTW##.

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I reinforce Eternal Struggle´s majestic cup and magical paper. That Spider won be getting away now....

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Indeed it won't be.

Focused Action: I read the minds of the first three individuals to have their actions distracted by cake, determining what they were actually going to do. Then, I copy that action and do it myself.

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...Lemons, right? Alright, you'll serve as "replacement" for the next 3 lemon-distracted people.

Action 1: Firstly, I expunge any urges to work on Lemon Quest by getting on a podium in front of the Goanna aligned League of Most Hated Characters and lecturing on the wonderfulness of Lemon Quest.

Action 2 +3 : I make absolutely sure to shoot the Mortar at Pionoplayer from DLE.

Spare actions: I arrange for the Lemon Quest Hater to discover something else to hate: Goanna. Goanna wants to eternally reset Reality, making it impossible to truly eliminate Lemon Quest! (Strictly speaking this isn't true, but Haters don't do Knowledge, or so I subliminally message.) Therefore, the Lemon Quest Hater needs to help stop Goanna first!

Free action: The clock ticks evermore. Knowledge accumulates. The narrative spools. A long time ago, I saw to it that someone would be safe and fed and would have opportunity to watch these battles, and they took it upon themselves to learn, and soon I will call in the favours they owe me.

Spoiler: Stuff Im saving [MONIKER IGNORE]

Action 2: The Great Destroyer needs to die. To that end, I convert the area around it into a ridiculously hostile substance, while subtlety using various method of mind influence to make the Great Destroyer do the obvious Godmodder-ish resistance ploy: turn into that substance. Then the substance turns out to be Antimatter. Do I really need to state what happens next?

Action 3: The Great Destroyer, eh. It's a powerful servant to Goanna, and therefore a notable issue. Well, there's a god with a far better claim to the title Great Destroyer, and a creator god that, well, I think you can guess what the Creator thinks of Goannna.

Wait. They're frozen in time.

Let's try this again.

For the purposes of this attack, I temp-summon their vehicles, as piloted by minor copies of them. (Temp-summon in the sense of the very temporary manifestations typical to Godmodder attacks and shenanigans.)



Then we do glorious battle against the Great Destroyer. On our side we have, er, lets say the Creator and the Destroyer since specifying that these are their vehicles is rather tiresome. Anyways. The Creator! Icebergs rise from the ground to spear the enemy. Bomb blasts leave vast craters, and make shrapnel rain from the sky. Thunder and lightning do their thing, and the wind blows like a very localized hurricane. Sometimes the Creator charges up a little to fire a holy beam. Also, the minions it regularly calls up, and the extra limbs of the Creator itself, contribute their own rains of ice shards and immensely powerful thrusts and swipes.

The Destroyer! Eruptions, Cataclysms, the Spears of Hell! Avalanche like charges, cursed breath, and the poisons of the countless dead! Also its limbs do their stab-and-swipe thing and its minions can call down fire pretty well.

Meanwhile, I fill in for their weaknesses by repeatedly dropping entire rainstorms on the Great Destroyer, in a single drop, and doing weirder player attack things, like declaring that the Great Destroyers currently-undefined counterattacks also hit the Great Destroyer, because of how undefined they are.

Eventually, the Destroyer and Creator fall, and I'm forced to retreat due to lack of meatshields teammates, but before that happens the Great Destroyer is burned, stabbed by unexpected cataclysms within the earth, stabbed by unexpected icebergs, poisoned, stabbed by giant technological knife thingies, drowned and crushed by a Skrillex Storm, stabbed by giant bone knife thingies, thrown against the ground repeatedly by very localized tornado, stabbed by itself, hit with hyper beams on steroids from the monoliths called up when the Creator and Destroyer start running out of strength (and then gets hyper beamed again because the monoliths are, essentially, giant pillars of rock before getting into their enchantments and therefore don't die in one hit), think they get a breather from the stabbing but then I take out my Great Destroyer voodoo doll and start stabbing it with pins, and finally the Creator and Destroyer go out with a bang.

The resultant Holy/Unholy nuke effects catches the true Great Destroyer, who hid under a rock and dumped a bunch of power into a distracting temporary copy of itself when it saw us coming, completely off guard. (Okay, maybe he didn't run, because this is the Great Destroyer were talking about, and if so, alls the worse for him, because all the stuff I described earlier still happens and hes closer to the holy/unholy nuke.)

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Nobody listens to you - except you. You listen to you. Now, your other 2 actions will be unaffected.

The Defenders are hesitant to let you use the Mortar, but the Captain authorizes it since everyone's busy building. 400,000 damage to DLE!Pionoplayer!

The Lemon Quest Hater goes on a rant, his eyes bulging! GO AN NA!!!! (He's distracted! -10% hatred!)

Eyowe sees the [Lemon] Quest Hater...and is not happy that he can't just beat the crap out of him because "Emotion-driven Health Bar apparently."

Well, the guy's hatred is just too suffocating for [Lemon] Quest, and since physically beating him down is not an option, so why not direct that hatred somewhere else. For instance, there's a certain Cake Quest that's just starting out over there. A bit of rookie-hunting would be quite nice.

Eyowe, actually looking quite smart and presentable and not [Lemon] Quest-crazed as he was these past few turns, approaches the [Lemon] Quest Hater, having removed many signs of [Lemon] Quest on him, like the smell and all that but not the Rings of Temptation. He then directs the hater's direction towards the rookie Cake Quest and points out many of its flaws and just how it overall sucks and is deserving of [Lemon] Quest Hater's hate.

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The Lemon Quest Hater feels almost depressed, looking at all the hatred-worthy quests! -20% hatred!

New actions :
1. I make a ring of no-temptation which cut in half the chances of me bring distracted by the lemon quest.
2. I make a magical relic. For an attack that should kill me it will left me with only 1 HP. (One time use)
3. I replace the sentient shotgun's ammo with blanks.

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The ring of no-temptation just doesn't work. Why would you want to not help Lemon Quest, after all? There's a delicious lemon the NPC is advertising on the other side!

Magical relic created!

The sentient shotgun's ammo is its own life force! No! 60,000 damage!

Using the unlimited powers of LEMONOMANCY I begin to summon lemons from lemon quest to me! Then, using the summoned lemons, I start squeezing their juice out! The juice is then collected in a container which compacts and concentrates the resulting lemon juice and citrus nature, into one hyper-concentrate lemon juice! It's so sour no being can stand it, and even with my powers of LEMONOMANCY I am disgusted by the concentration, just being near it makes me want to cry! However, I must continue my task, and build a death-weapon laser that uses the hyper-concentrate lemon juice as ammunition, and fire it at the most convenient target!

OOC: Hi, not really sure whats going besides lemon quest, read some pages at the 270 mark, and the most recent couple updates, but I'll do my best to handle the unlimited powers of LEMONOMANCY as a force of good. Also, don't really know who to fire at.

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Welcome! Its alright to not know whats going on right away, this game gets pretty crazy. Just pick some stuff you wanna do, and then focus on those things.

Your LEMONOMANCY creates by far the most disgusting thing anyone's ever seen! The fact that the lemons AREN'T the Lemon at the end of the Lemon Quest makes them all the more disgusting! You shower the League of Game of Thrones characters with horrible lemons, dealing 180,000 damage to them!

I challenge the Lemon Quest to a fencing duel! If I win, we complete the Lemon Quest. If I lose, then I have to waste my next 3 actions!

I grab a sword, and give the other one to the Lemon Quest. They are the exact same in every way.

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You lose utterly! Not because Lemon Quest is any good at fencing (its not) but because the abstract gaming concept of Lemon Quest is very hard to directly hit by the point of your fencing dagger! You stab and stab and stab, but never manage to land a good hit! Eventually, you somehow lose. Drat!

Please don't target the Great Destroyer.
There is a very good reason I summoned him.


3x actions for redundancy and to make absolutely freaking certain that lemonquest doesn't derail this.
I look at the Great Destroyer. He looks at me.
He seems vaguely familiar to a lot of you, strangely blocky, but most of you swear he looks like someone you've seen before. Suddenly it dawns on you. He does look like someone you've all seen before. In fact, he looks like the spitting image of one of our very own players in this very game.
We smile.
See, Go An Na should probably make a bigger effort to check the continuities of these games before he summons them up. "The Great Destroyer" is actually a title. It isn't his real name, never has been. In fact, it was a title applied by a prophecy that he, personally, destroyed. The Great Destroyer's name is Piono.
And Piono?
Is me.

And not even hyperbole on that, Piono isn't just an alternate version of Piono, a previous incarnation, or the namesake of my username. Piono was literally a self-insert character. Every action he did was an extrapolation of my ideas, personality as they would've transformed throughout the course of the series in the circumstances.

So without further ado, I remind the QM that in Player form or not, I'm Anti-Go An Na, not Pro-Go An Na, and that my alignment tag should probably be fixed.

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The Great Destroyer - here on referred to as G!Pionoplayer, is now [AG]! From here on out, you are referred to as P!Pionoplayer! This is to prevent confusion.

G!Pionoplayer smiles, and walks up to you! The two of you clasp hands!

And G!Pionoplayer makes his first post.

G!Pionoplayer says:

Hello, new Players! Nice to meet you all. Since you're TECHNICALLY different from the ones I just left. Right? *wink wink*

The first thing I do is meet up with my "new" self. Now, according to the Eternal Almanac, this one shouldn't have yet obtained anything resembling my current godmodder-level powers, and is still at the normal Player level. I'll fix that eventually, but for now, we greet, and I ask this new P!Pionoplayer to catch me up on every single different thing that happened in this timeline from my own timeline.

After we finish catching up, I give him his first task: P!Pionoplayer is to give me 3 attack shields this turn! He agrees to do it, because he is me, and I am him, so of course we always agree on everything!

Other than that, I spend my own singular action looking around and taking stock of the current situation.

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...(It's really rather unusual that you'd be able to summon yourself, Pionoplayer. I mean, this was the Most Hated League of FICTIONAL characters. I'm going to look into this a bit more.)

OOC: Crap, I am going to be gone next week. Welp gotta have to plan this...

Action 1-3: I set up a swarm of tiny droids that fires tiny plasma lasers as well as nuclear energy. These buggers will be hard to hit as they are fast. They will attack the Sealed Summonspitter consistently. by the time they disappear, the Sealed Summonspitter will probably be dead.

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The Sealed Summonspitter is now losing 100,000 HP each turn!

I shake my head. Bribing henderson would end up in me missing my gorilla probably.
I extend a hand to Henderson. What do you say we fight off Go An Na together? If the [AG]s betray him or are suitably, he has my express permission to attack them.
x3 I take out a portion of my soul, dealing damage to my 3 MHP damage to me, and offer it to Henderson. If he wants, he can bind it to his, and gain improved powers to deal with Go An Na and whatever he wants to do. I say I will want the soul part back at some point, but if he has stuff he wants to do with the powers it grants first, I'm fine with that.
I also summon another shotgun. Shotguns are cool.

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Two of your actions get stolen by Lemon Quest! Crusher fills in for you on Henderson's negotations and shotgun summoning! One Crusher action left.

-3 MHP to you! Old Man Henderson, now more convinced of your rightness, and not-cult affiliation, ultimately decides to help you!

Old Man Henderson is now [AG]!

(x3)I Summon even more Paradoxdragon clones and write out the Third and then the Final Draft is the Humongously Improved Treaty of Economics that the Paradoxdragon Clones submit To the Council of Economics for even further integration while they all do their own individual Integration Actions to implement the Treaty

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Finally, the treaty works! More and better roll-out of economic policy is done! Woohoo!

Actions required to complete Lemon Quest halved!

Alrighty.

3 ACTION FOCUS - BESEECH: "I beseech thee Moniker... Help us with Lemon Quest with a large multiplier!" I focus completely on Lemon Quest.

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Sounds good to me!

I quickly craft an anchor from the skull of some enemy we killed recently and the iron torn from the blood of the guilty. Its simultaneously aerodynamic enough to defy forces that would attempt to stop its flight and heavy enough to drag anything it attaches to to the ground at mach 2.

I throw the anchor at the POW block, curing it of its levitation. Violently.

I grab the shotgun and fire it at the Sealed Throne.

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You are distracted by Lemon Quest, but Crusher fills in! POW Block CURED of levitation! It'll hit at the end of the turn!

Taking the newly summoned Shotgun from FlamingFlapjacks, you blast the Throne for 150,000 damage!

Hmmm, we need to start intensifying our efforts to clear the field. We're beginning to make progress, we can't afford for something to go horribly wrong. Entity orders will come in later as to begin with setting the PG entities against each other is important.

This turn the PG entities got assigned a...group project to build a robot. The reasons why don't have much relevant, supposedly it was Go An Na if the letter is to be believed, as the results are what matter.

You see, the PG entities are really bad at working together. The Sentient Shotgun used up the battery to charge their phone, the Unsealed Assassins decided to build their own robot and repeatedly stole parts off of the main robot, the Ebon Dragon kept swapping parts and editing the coding to ruin the robot, the League of Game of Thrones characters managed to convince the team on that their horrible design is their best option, the The Great Destroyer, well, destroyed the entire robot repeatedly, and Pionoplayer fought for control of the computer to post in some online forum.

In the end the Itsy Bitsy Spider was left to build and code the entire robot almost entirely by itself, only assured by the Sealed Throne and the Sealed Summonspitter. The small collection of entities are but fighting against their entire team to get the accursed robot finished. Who knows what kind of rage and disappointment the Itsy Bitsy Spider felt at the time towards their allied entities. And when the conga line of almost every single PG entity trampled the robot into nothing, after all that time and effort was devoted to doing the group project by itself...needless to say the Itsy Bitsy Spider is no doubt utterly posses at its allies, perhaps enough to even violently lash out towards them. (x3)

Now, our entities. The Temporal Guardian can take out the Unsealed Assassin - Power and the Ebon Dragon while everyone else goes after Press F to pay respects and the Sentient Shotgun.

Well, except for Superman. Given some of the...uniqueness...of comics Superman probably has a feats to ignore my advice, no sell my manipulation, and perhaps I merely want to see how intelligently an allied entity can be when unguided.

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2 actions gets stolen by Lemon Quest! Luckily, 1 is enough for what you want.

The PG entities glare at each other. Since the Itsy Bitsy Spider was dead, the duty ended up being forced upon DLE!Pionoplayer instead! He's going to attack his own allies this turn!

Noticing Itsy Bitsy, the Heir pulls out a fly swatter, and prepares to strike should the creature try to attack anyone. This flyswatter is made of the finest proto adamantium possible, so it won't break easily.

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You bravely smack the fly swatter against the pile of silk that is the Itsy Bitsy Spider's body!

The quiet watcher pulls out a small laptop, opens a debug menu, and begins restoring functionality to the glitchy mess of a quest that was the Lemon Quest. Ironically enough, doing so also let him patch some of the more infuriating glitches that already existed, decreasing the Lemon Quest Hater's hatred for it as a patch, and negating the personal urge to handle another part of the lemon quest by dint of debugging the bastardic spaghetti that was its source code. He then automated a couple of the next steps to speed things along, as it really was getting annoying to handle it.

Once that was done, he then lowered all the unsealed bosses maximum health by 10% to compensate for the curse of repetitiveness, which had noticeably not been factored into their recreation.

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You take care of some of the worst issues. +20% Lemon Quest functionality! Lemon Quest Hater's hatred reduced by 5%! He hated it mostly for gameplay reasons, but the bugs were bad too, of course...

Right before you can lower the unsealed bosses HP, the terminal starts throwing all these 403 forbidden errors. Drat.

Once Lemon Quest is complete, the Rings of temptation are useless, so that's not a long term problem. However, Alastair does know that if the Boots of Slowness and the Gauntlet of Weakness still exist, they'll continue to be problems long after Lemon Quest is over.

For his first action, after checking to make sure that Eevee Shadow Bacon has been AFK for a while, he uses his first Action to steal both of the aforementioned Player's items! He asks Lemon Quest to hold off on trying to stop this action, though, because this Action is setup for the next shenanigan, which is definitely Lemon Quest related!

Next, Alastair puts the three objects on the Lemon Quest NPC and begins doing a complicated Magic Incantation. Slowly but surely, the very existence of the Gauntlet and the Boots are absorbed into Lemon Quest through the Ring. After all, the Lemon Quest was meant to slow players down, and it also introduced an artificial weakness into them! Between this and the Temptation, all three objects are sacrificed, restoring Lemon Quest's Integrity!

However, Alastair did not do this for free, and holding the Boots of Slowness has likely robbed me of my third Action, so he asks for Payment from the Lemon Quest NPC for restoring functionality to their quest: Please do half of the remaining Lemon Quest parts for us legally, or complete as many of the Lemon Quest parts as legally as possible within three turns - whichever comes first. The Player will accompany them, of course, and record the parts done as part of an ongoing Let's Play that he totally had always been doing since the start. That way, it's like everyone who watches the Let's Play was there to experience it for themselves!

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Lemon Quest functionality +10%! Eevee Shadow Bacon's boots and gauntlet eliminated! That's all non-Ring-of-Temptation inventory items!

The NPC refuses your request in a very polite yet somewhat uncaring manner.

Looking around the field of battle I come up with what I will be doing next. 'Okay I think it's time to pull Misaka Mikoto back down to earth so she will be able to attack.' Closing my eyes I focus most of my energy into my next wish. 'I wish for Misaka Mikoto to be teleported safely back onto the ground so she is no longer Levitated!' Suddenly in a red flash of light a portal opens up next to Misaka Mikoto and pulls her in. Next thing she realizes she is no longer Levitated and is standing on the ground. (2 CP)

Next I hear of EternalStruggle's Plan to attempt to capture Itsy Bitsy and decide lacking better ideas at this moment to support this action by using the last of my Energy to help and maybe make it succeed. Closing my eyes focus my remaining energy into my wish. 'I wish to empower EternalStruggle's glass cup and sheet of blank paper to be stronger and more resistant to being broken out of!' Suddenly a red ball of energy appears next to EternalStruggle's glass cup and sheet of blank paper and hangs there for a moment before then entering the two objects. This action seems to make the two items stronger and gives a every so feint hum of power. (1 CP)

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Misaka Mikoto is back where she belongs, on the ground!

Don't worry, in the end, everything seems to have worked out - at least on that front!

All Uneaten Actions: I press F to disrespect. Press F to pay respects is insulted and mocked into nonexistence. If there is overflow, it goes to mocking the Lemon Quest Hater and posting rebuttals to his arguments on Reddit.

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One action is stolen by Lemon Quest. 2 parts complete!

Press F is unexistified! Or - killed! And nobody presses F for it...

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I get my face off the ground where I simply crashed and struggle to wave my hand to make stuff happen.

Said stuff is, the levitating of the POW block is reduced, I set a minor forxefield around me, and force a lemon into the Great Destroyer's throat.

I immediately faceplant back onto the floor and call it a day.

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The POW block comes crashing down ever harder!

A forcefield appears around you! Your HP is overhealed by 10!

Lemon blocked by you retroactively!

Uh... Winkins? You... okay? Don't worry, whatever it is, you can do it.

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Arbiter Action: Activate! You suddenly feel incredible power flowing into your Lemon Quest completion! RNG starts going your way in every combat encounter, and several of the item quests seem to be ones you just so happened to have already completed! All Lemon Quest completion actions are now 4x as effective! This multiplies with the previous x2 multiplier - now all actions complete x8 as many parts of Lemon Quest!

The POW block comes crashing down! A giant BoBOOMF sounds throughout the field! All enemies take 100,000 damage!

Unsealed Assassin - Speed slain!

Sentient Shotgun slain!

AG:

The Temporal Guardian slams his blade into the Unsealed Assassin - Power, killing them! All Unsealed Assassins slain! He also hits the Ebon Dragon, killing him immediately! No more betrayals, thanks.

Misaka Mikoto activates her special, RAILGUN, dealing double damage! Teaming up with the UEF commanders, she takes out the League of Game of Thrones characters! Gandalf uses Pillar of Flame on the Sealed Darkshard, dealing 200,000 damage to them!

Old Man Henderson spends the turn finishing up with Old Man Jenkins. He works on his own clock. Once finished, he exist, ready to give these "Go An Na" people hell.

Superman, somehow, spies some random lady being attacked! He spends all his time escorting her elsewhere and getting her to safety, and is unable to kill anything this turn.

PG:

With the Itsy Bitsy Spider dead, the fight suddenly seems to be turning in your favor! You've done it! One of Go An Na's pieces of influence has been beaten back! I can feel his rage, Players. Keep solving problems!

The Sealed Throne levitates Superman and Old Man Jenkins! Superman proves to be surprisingly vulnerable to it - Old Man Jenkins, however, reveals that he spent 10 years bulking up at fat camp - a camp where you try to get as fat as possible! He's too heavy, and thus immune to levitation!

The Sealed Darkshard attacks the UEF commanders 3 times, killing all of them off! He also attacks Gandalf once, dealing 30,000 damage to him!

The Sealed Summonspitter takes 100,000 damage from the drones, and summons a new foe, the Blind Seer!

DLE!Pionoplayer, aggravated that his own allies would LEAVE him to complete that hellish group project, strikes the Sealed Summonspitter once (or he WOULD have, but he got distracted by lemon quest and completed 8 parts), the Sealed Throne Twice, and the Sealed Darkshard twice! Sealed Throne and Sealed Darkshard slain!

But then, suddenly, you see them getting back up... oh, GREAT.

Unsealed Throne and Darkshard are now on the field!

N:

The Defenders whip up a Shield Crystal, which restores 100,000 HP to a crystallized shield barrier every turn!

Defender Captain: This can serve as extra cover for you, Players. Also, one of you can fire the Mortar each turn, as we're spending most of our time building.

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This turn, 7 new characters from the League of Most Hated Characters appear!

Boruto, or "Mary Sue Naruto" appears! He, being utterly good and righteous, joins the Players team! But because he needs characters who oppose him for some reason, your own entities start grumbling and getting jealous of his incredible strength...

Dio appears! You thought it might be another ally, but it was HIM, DIO! Guess who's side he's on? Go An Na's, obviously.

Wesley Crusher appears! Being super perfect, he immediately is convinced by Go An Na to join in as an officer! Of course he can improve things massively, being better than everyone.

DLE!JOEbob appears! Luckily, this pocket dimension had one Anti-JOEbob assassination squad operative on standby in it, and he immediately shanks the JOEbob! Never again will he be allowed to spread...

Murphy Law threatens to appear! Since I'm not nearly a skilled or motivated enough writer to make it entertaining, I think its best I send him away than make a half-effort. Murphy Law leaves.

Momonga appears! He prepares to fight you...

Captain Hook appears! He's ready to fight, and he'll do a good job just so long as... a certain thing doesn't happen...

They've almost stopped coming... there's just one more you can see on the horizon, and they'll be here next turn...

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MINECRAFT VALLEY:

ITINERARY:
-Destroy the Tower to Win the Sidequest you're currently in!
-Find a way to finish Lemon Quest!
-Kill every Sealed Boss!
-Remove ALL the harmful items from everybody's inventory!
-Defeat the League of Most Hated Fictional Characters! More are showing up each turn!
-Suggest a good action for the Arbiter Action!

Arbiter Power: Ready next turn!

Field Effects: Lemon Quest promotion (Non-boss enemies have a 10% chance to do lemon quest)


[PG]Unsealed Throne: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP, Levitatex3!A (Boss)

[PG]Sealed Summonspitter: 10,000/300,000 HP, Summon!A (Boss)(-100,000 HP/turn)

[PG]Unsealed Darkshard: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 35,000 x 4A, Modes: R(switching in 1!), FA(switching in 3!), Specials: Glass storm(ready in 1!)(Boss)(Attacking gives Bad Luck)(Attack S/B/D ignorant)

[PG]Pionoplayer(from DLE): 325,000 HP, 70,000 x 5A, Special: Smashpost: 1/2

[PG]Blind Seer: 160,000 HP, 100,000A

[PG]Dio: 700,000/700,000 HP, 200,000A (vampiric bite)(+300,000 HP/turn)

[PG]Wesley Crusher: 500,000/500,000 HP, Improve!A

[PG]Momonga: 300,000/300,000 HP, 25,000 x 4A

[PG]Captain Hook: 250,000/250,000 HP, 100,000A

[PG]Lemon Quest Hater: 65% Hatred (sustained by Hatred of Lemon Quest)

[PG]NPC: Managing Lemon Quest! 174,654 parts remaining! Functionality at 70%! 40 parts complete/turn! (Invincible)(All part completion x8!)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,405,000/6,050,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+200,000 HP per turn)(miniboss)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)

[AG]Misaka Mikoto: 305,000/350,000 HP, 100,000A, Special: Railgun: 0/2 (protected from 1 attack)

[AG]Old Man Henderson: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 400,000 x 8A (analyzing the situation)(Super Heavy)(new skill developer)

[AG]Gandalf: 270,000 HP, 100,000 x 2A

[AG]Superman: -----/----- HP, One-Hit-Kill!A (Levitated - coming down in 3!)

[AG]Boruto: 200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A (40% dodge rate)(one allied entity gets jealous of him every turn)

[AG]G!Pionoplayer: 3/3 HP

[N]Cover Wall: 500,000 HP (can be used as shelter)(defending Tower as well)
Crystallized Shield: 100,000 HP (defending everything(

[N]Barracks: 600,000 HP (+10 AutoSoldiers/turn)
Autosoldiers: 10,000 x 10 HP, 5,000 x 10A

[N]Mortar: 400,000/400,000 HP, 400,000A (needs to be operated manually, can be fired once per turn)

[N]Shield Crystal: 300,000/300,000 HP (restores 100,000 HP shield every turn)

[N]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender A: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender B: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender C: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender D: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender E: 20/20 HP (designated mortar operator)

[N]The Tower: 500,000 HP

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation - twice as susceptible to Cake Quest)
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 17/17 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 20/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation x 5 - currently 800% susceptible to Cake Quest)
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)

Current Player Power: 50,000

 

[EternalStruggle]

ES spends two actions operating the mortar, just to be safe since one might get eaten, and fires it straight at DLE!Pionoplayer, taking him out of commission.

Then, he turns around against the Defender Captain, and dumps the Spider-B-Gone can at his feet. "Right, you're going to explain why this can only had air in it. And don't try to tell me it's an escaped gas that's odourless and colourless, I scanned it while the can was intact and zilch came up."

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

FOCUS!
HOOK! BEGONE! I summon and throw the crocodile which has tormented him for years. I have enhanced the Croc to be many times faster and stronger. Get him Kill him....

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

Due to still having the Ring of Temptation and due to being distracted by something, Alistair this turn decides to do the Lemon Quest on behalf of the people with the three most effective actions that would otherwise be intercepted by Lemon Quest. Naturally, since he's doing it for himself and another person, this makes each lemon Quest Action twice as effective!

 

[Karpinskaya]

FOCUS
I challenge the Blind Seer to a little game: the Rain of Dice
A bunch of dice will rain down from above, and if the Seer can predict how they'll all land, he wins a prize!
He and I both know that his seer powers will let him win this, but that's not worrying either of us. So I have him write out his prediction.

And then the dice start to fall. Red dice and blue dice, octets and d20s, even a few inert Paradox Roller Dice! They all bounce off the Blind Seer as they fall, first harmlessly, then with more and more intensity. As they bounce off, each die rolls on the ground for a bit before coming to a stop.

By the time the rain is finished and all the dice have landed, the Blind Seer is that much worse for wear. You'd think he'd have seen it coming!

But hey, his predictions were all correct! So he deserves a prize, right? And that prize is nothing other than a shotgun... to the face.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

So attacking the Unsealed Darkshard inflicts the attacker with Bad Luck, a status effect I've honestly forgotten the potency of. The status effect resistance miniboss provides the Temporal Guardian could counter Bad Luck but better safe than sorry.

In preparation for the Temporal Guardian attacking the Unsealed Darkshard I infuse my entity with Good Luck for this turn. Reaching out I grasp the unseen strands of Fate linked to the Temporal Guardian I take care to reweave them to improve the Temporal Guardian's Fate for the turn. A touch of Good Luck to counteract the future Bad Luck involved with attacking the Unsealed Darkshard. (x1)

Oh, Wesley Crusher! I remember him from Next Generations, the good...and the not so good. Still I'm familiar with his character and the fact he's supposed to be a genius. Of course his curiosity always screws him over and when he has an ability like Improve!A, onwards to exploitation!

I begin sending thoughts into Wesley's mind, idle pondering of how that Temporal Guardian looks really quite intriguing. Just like how he once thought of using a model tractor beam to create a force field Wesley begins to think of ways to improve the Temporal Guardian.

In fact, this stream of ideas begin to ramp up until Wesley can't help but feel he needs to improve the Temporal Guardian. This need becomes so intense, Wesley now generating all the related ideas and thoughts without need of my subtle thought implanting, the young man can't even think of subversive improvements. All he can think of is improving the capabilities of the Temporal Guardian, his actual loyalties temporarily forgotten in his inventive fever.

A worthy use of Wesley's turn to be honest, he always did do something to hurt his own side in the show. (x2)

 

[DanganMachin]

1. I put on my yellow lemon disguise.
2. I work on the mortar to uprgrade it and make it does more damage.
3. I taunt all of the [PG] entities

 

[AnyaOfFlame]

Action One: I ready myself with my Infinity Gauntlet and swords, and use the cheat-code...

Action Two: I summon a Progenitor Machine and order a clone to make more men in our Minecraft homes. (+30 Clones every turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns).

Action Three: My 300 clones do a united push against a singular enemy, let's say Momonga.

(Also, I have Wound-healer equipped right now do I not? It should heal me from any injury or ailmet apart from Death correct?)

 

[Bill Nye]

OOC: Almost done preparing for my story.

Action 1-3: I perform a massive combo involving RPG's, the army, players talking about their favorite moment in Homestuck, pie, another pie that is poisonous and a fan of The Godmodder who I used as a weapon on the unSealed Throne.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

2 actions: I take the hook of Captain Hook in mortal combat. Well, more like I rip off the arm with the hook leaving him to die of blood loss, but the hook is now mine, so I technically took it.

1 action: I attack Momonga... with Captain Hook's hook arm. I basically just swing it around in circles and hope that I'm the right distance away from Momonga for my inane improvised weapon to do damage. When that doesn't work, I just hit him with the arm incessantly.

 

[Crusher48]

Free Action: Hey defenders, what exactly is your alternate win condition?

Action 1: I use a mass mental attack to daze all of the NPCs in cakequest. Now that they can't make us sit through their dialogue, this should go much faster!

Action 2: Unless the defenders gave a good answer to my question about the alternate win conditions, I use telekinesis to manipulate the Mortar's shot, causing it to be sent back into their own tower! As the shot was fired from within their walls, and mortars are capable of going over walls anyways, this should ignore their walls and barriers to score a direct hit on the tower. As this is a long-range telekinesis with no visual effects (because I suppressed all of those), they shouldn't even know who did it.

Action 3: I create a beacon of Speed II in the lemon quest area, massively boosting everyone's speed to complete the quest. If action 2 was disrupted by lemon quest, I do this as action 2 instead and then execute my actual plan for action 2 here.

Look, they're just being neutral for the sake of snowballing up a bunch of defenses. If we don't stop them now, they'll build up enough to be really difficult to bring down when we finally deal with all other threats.

 

[WHM Sukamia]

Since I said that I would waste my actions if I lost, but never said how I would waste them, I charge 3 cp.

 

[JukeBot]

Action 1-3: I create a highly realistic facsimile of Jonathon Joestar, with firey powers that look like hamon but actually run off the fuel source at its core and a very similar personality, and mind edit it to be a [PG] character. This way, Dio will fight Fake!Jonathon and leave the [PG] side because he couldn't bear to be on the same side as his mortal enemy. Also, I have a death switch implanted inside Fake!Jonathon that any [AG] player can activate and instantly kill him with.

 

[pionoplayer]

First, a suggestion to the other players:
We've dealt with itsy bitsy, ES is confronting the tower defenders, if they try to divert attention again, we've got enough trouble off of our backs that we can inquire as to what the 'secret escape methods' are and start working on them. If not, we need to do snowball mitigation and blast them. In fact, it might be best to prepare for a fight. They very conspicuously are not helping us at all.


Next, some info:
G!me never really had major interactions with players in large group beyond his home reality's second godmodding war, unless... Ah, yes. That event. Alright that's good to know what timeframe he's from at least.
Second of all: He's me, I'm him, sort of a roundabout circle of Pionos. Yes, I summoned myself, but it's from a standing of 'outside fictional metacognition'. There's a bunch of me scattered across different fictional multiverses and sometimes that leads to a recursive effect where they're each fictional to each other's realities, such as what happened here. Normally the fictions they reside in are esoteric and unknown enough that searching out and finding those sources is an enormous waste of time, not even taking into account the absurdly huge amounts of power required to open up a trans-fictional bridge. In this case, I had a stooge with enough power to do both of those actions: Go An Na. I wasn't sure it would work honestly, it's pretty difficult to pull in multiple mes to one area at once, especially without obliterating yourself in the process (which obviously didn't happen because Go An Na isn't dead yet) but it seems that all in all, it's worked out alright so far.

I suppose that if you need notes for future events I can pull up the old doctorate thesis on Pionology I (not this me another one) wrote that goes into more detail about how this whole 'multiple Pionos on similar wavelengths' thing works. It's pretty long though, with lots of technical terms, so I'd probably have to upload in multiple parts the same way we usually read books.


Finally, more info but for somebody else:
Welcome to another reality, different-me. Currently all of existence is on hold because a guy by the name of Go An Na (yes, I know, I promise this guy doesn't share a powerset) has manipulated the power of paradox rolls (merged with the power of entropy under this reality's set of laws. It has a bit less of a 'random' effect but instead operates to give Go An Na immense control over the situation, who usually just makes chaos happen. Either way, using Oblivion's Destroyer at the current moment is definitely not a good idea so you should table that particular item, at least until Go An Na's been taken down.) to enable a forced-reboot of reality, sending it back to its very starting initial conditions, which would eventually lead right back up to this event happening again, where it reboots, and so on and so forth forever. All of reality trapped in an eternal timeloop where nothing ends and nothing begins.
Upon Go An NA attempting to do this reboot, a powerful time-based entity summoned earlier in the godmodding war that's currently on hold time stopped all of reality barring a single dimension, preventing Go An Na from arriving and resetting everything. Go An Na got upset and tossed us into the results of the other "minimum number" rolls. That of those still relevant are as follows:
What's left of the Sealed Bosses (this reality's equivalent of Terrors. Basically they come with multiple phases)
The League Of Most Hated Fictional Characters (A somewhat failed mechanism meant to act as a mass spawn. The method by which I tricked Go An Na into summoning you here. Speaking of which, as Piono to Piono, I've got a few things I think I can offer you for when we finish up with Go An Na. Can't pull you in on my schemes without offering something in return, can I?)
Lemon Quest (this shouldn't be a problem for you, personally, but Lemonquest steals Player actions on the regular, which decreases our fighting force's power and lowers the number of supporting actions I can give you)
Cursed Gear (We actually have this mostly handled. Basically we got saddled with cursed items we had to remove. A couple of players still have them but I believe that's because they're intending to do something with them)
Tower Defenders (an artificial group of players who are defending a tower that must be destroyed. Except there's supposedly other ways out of the sidequest that they've offered to show us, and they claim to be helping us fight off the other events. Notably, they have not helped us fight off the other events)

Extra general information you might find useful:
Players here are vulnerable whenever there aren't enough entities on the field, as opposed to when max power Godmodders specifically bend all their energy to that purpose.
Godmodding is much more exclusive in this reality, it goes by the rule of 2, passed down from master to teacher onwards and onwards.
Additionally, it doesn't run on its own exclusive power source. Godmodding here runs on soul power, specifically souls taken from slain players. I doubt (though am not totally certain) killing players would give you more power at the present moment, you'd have to manufacture yourself a soul orb, which would probably take more time than we have right now, or take someone elses, which would put you at mercy of that 'rule of 2' so it would be at best a temporary fix. Since their Godmodding is not your Godmodding I don't know how much power killing the present Godmodder would give you, but it probably wouldn't be more than you've already got locked up in your scythes. Make plans if you want to go up against the current scourge of reality is what I'm saying I guess, because what you have right now won't cut it.
Finally, something that will be of use to you when/if you head back to your home reality: Get out of dodge. You're lodged headfirst in a deathtrap and that deal you're about to take is going to block off the exit. I believe taking that deal is what normally leads to your in-canon death. Do something else, you've got time.


P!Pionoplayer: actionating; go!
Fortunately I haven't got anything important to do that requires large amounts of flavor text because I already wrote a lot.
Instead I whip out a trio of attack shields and sprinkle them liberally on G!Piono's head, giving him defense against the next three attacks.
"Personal opinion: biggest threats right now are the Throne (which still has one more phase after this one, be wary of that) and Lemonquest. Your health has been chopped down by more than 80% and I'm willing to bet you've taken a similarly large cut to your defensive capabilities. 3 health is not a good number to be sitting at and we want you to have as many allies and allied actions to sit behind as possible, which those two provide the biggest danger to."

 

[UnderlingMaster]

Can I charge for 10 goes to create a brain scrangler?

It's a grey snake covered in wiggling pink protrusions that drip with mucous. If a dying creature of any alignment gets near it, it'll invade and turn it into a Scrangling.

Scranglings share most traits with their original hosts, but will degrade over time. They grow scranglings within them, and if they kill something they'll implant a scrangler.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Can I charge for 10 goes to create a brain scrangler?

It's a grey snake covered in wiggling pink protrusions that drip with mucous. If a dying creature of any alignment gets near it, it'll invade and turn it into a Scrangling.

Scranglings share most traits with their original hosts, but will degrade over time. They grow scranglings within them, and if they kill something they'll implant a scrangler.

Click to shrink...

Curse of no charging is on at the moment. For now, help destroy the minions of the biggest threat to everyone ever.

FOCUS

As, yes, the Lemon Quest and its 174654 parts. I have my powers, I have a gun, I know someone who's been studying programming for quite a while, and so I spend my actions preparing to split in half. (Creating a 1-shot item that assists attempts to divide in two the number of remaining actions for Lemon Quest)

 

[UnderlingMaster]

Curse of no charging is on at the moment. For now, help destroy the minions of the biggest threat to everyone ever.

FOCUS

As, yes, the Lemon Quest and its 174654 parts. I have my powers, I have a gun, I know someone who's been studying programming for quite a while, and so I spend my actions preparing to split in half. (Creating a 1-shot item that assists attempts to divide in two the number of remaining actions for Lemon Quest)

Click to shrink...

In that case, I try to create it anyway, hoping that I can muster enough strength without chargin.

 

[JOEbobobob]

[0] I ask the Temporal Guardian if they remember a player called Srovy.
[0] I ask Moniker whether any from of Arbiter power uses he made in the past- Say, to remove certain people from the field and keep them off- would continue to function, despite his lack of Arbiter control, at full power.

PRIORITY ONE) I go get DLE!JOE's Corpse, making sure not to get infected by the THYME! radiating off him in the process. Sure, the Power Boost inherent in it could be nice, but the unavoidable permanent vulnerability would be a prob-leeem...
Priority Two) I shine a teal light on the tower, revealing what events have occurred there in the past, when the previous players were there. As noted by moniker back when I asked about Third Eye, this is a one-action thing to do. Was there betrayal?
Priority Three) I Loot DLE!JOE's Corpse while wearing some clothes covered in Oregano to ward off the THYME!

 

[Cephalos Jr.]

Uneaten Action 1: I warn the Curse of No Charging about Pionoplayer(from DLE) charging his Smashpost ability.
All Other Uneaten Actions: I warn all allied entities about the dangers of being jealous of something when it's not threatening to take anything of yours away. Not only does it lead to infighting, it causes you to be incorrect, and that's the worst! The Barracks and Autosoldiers, of course, also hear this. The [PG] entities don't.

 

[Ender_Smirk]

The Heir picks up the bundles of silk the spider turned into. Gotta love backpack mods. In any event, he moves over to see the DLE Piono preparing for a smashpost. If this is anything like the Piono here's smashposts, the death toll would be catastrophic unless aimed at a Godmodder. So the Heir does the only logical thing. He rushes around the DLE Piono, using the silk to tie him up, blazing an incredibly fast pace as his hoodie glows red. This alone might capture the DLE Piono for a minute, at max. But then, something happens. The threads of silk all begin glowing with the same sort of red as the Heir has been. The threads quickly all are fully glowing, and an image seems to be superimposed over the DLE Piono, an image of a gear, in the same red glow. As the symbol appears, the Heir's energy seems to be drawn to the thread, which he holds the end of, and simultaneously, DLE Piono becomes frozen, or at least significantly slowed, in time.

 

[The quiet watcher]

The quiet watcher sits down in front of Wesley Crusher, a chess board between them. Being Wesley, he wasn't the sort of person that would turn down a chance to prove how much better he was when compared to everyone else. When it failed to achieve a checkmate in record time, he actually started paying attention to the game and his opponent, leaving himself open to the most dangerous weapon that could be used against him. A speech.

"You know, you can tell a lot about a person by the games they play and how they play them. Preferences, behaviors, temperaments, and even how people make decisions are all hidden in a person's moves, visible to those that know how to read them. You, for example, are someone used to being the best, preferring to prove your superiority against your foes as fast as you can. Normally, such things get crushed out of Starfleet bridge-members for a good reason, as such an urge is rather easy to exploit in a command chain. The fact that you still have it means that you are either that good, or were too tough for them to handle. Still, there's one thing that puzzles me." He paused as he stared at the pieces between both of them, before making another move. "Why you sided with a being that stands against everything your position stands for. The GoAnNa wishes to end the forward flow of time, locking everything into place to never change, never grow, never improve." He examined the board as Wesley made his move before he continued speaking.

"Nothing in the way you play suggests a motive for wanting to stop everything. Nothing in the way you hold yourself suggests that you hate everything, unlike the obvious disdain that old Goldie over there has for everyone around him. No hints as to why you aim to stop time, though your moves show serious thought behind them. Nothing that could suggest insanity within your moves, yet you fight for everything that is against your beliefs. A calm air as we play, yet you stand in the battleground where everything will be decided." He frowned as he lost a rook, clearly putting great thought into the board and his opponent. "The only thing I can think of is that you honestly don't know what the GoAnNa is planning, yet even that should be obvious with a quick examination of the circumstances. Then again, you did just arrive. Even someone like you needs some time to figure everything out, no?" He sighed as he took Wesley's queen, cementing himself as Wesley's toughest challenge yet as their game continued.

In the end though, the game was concluded, and both of them stood up once more. The quiet watcher stares at Wesley for a moment longer, before asking one last question. "So, will you stand against everything you knew, or will you help us fight against the GoAnNa?"

 

[Krill13]

Eyowe, being the (outward) gentleman of [Lemon] Quest that he is, takes the [Lemon] Quest Hater's Hat. This turns him into the [Lemon] Quest er. Just remove that one space and the guy becomes the [Lemon] Quester. As such, he now does [Lemon] Quest parts like a regular [Lemon] Quest-goer. Hooray for Eyowe's "advertising" project, that's one more person doing [Lemon] Quest!

But wait, there are still two more Hat on the guy. How could Eyowe have forgotten? Eyowe takes both Hat off of him. Instead of having Hatred for [Lemon] Quest, he now has "red" for it. What does "red" mean? Why, it's the color of love of course, so "red" means love, and that means the [Lemon] Quester has 65% red and is sustained by red of [Lemon] Quest.

 

[GoldHero101]

After counting all the bosses... "Oh god."

3 ACTION FOCUS - NEEDS MONADO: I scavenge around for the Monado WHILE doing Lemon Quest! Multi-tasking!