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Defeat The Godmodder

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Entity Orders: Hey, Fenix! I'm launching a Tether from the ground towards your position. Grab it, ride it back down to the field, and then smash as many of the Creepers, Spiders, and Zombies as you can before you're levitated back up. If you have attacks left after that, hit the Peasant Pummele with the rest of the attacks. The rest of the Players should back me up on this mission.

Action 1: I construct the Vulnerability Rotator, an entity with 20000 HP and an infinite-range AoE 0 damage attack. However, its special ability causes any multiplication symbols next to something's weakness to be rotated 45 degrees and turned into plus signs for the duration of its attack. Thus, the Godmodder's x2 damage taken from entities is now changed to +2 damage from entities. This means that now its infinite-range AoE does 2 damage to the Godmodder every round until King of the Hill is removed.

Action 2: I send a telepathic message to the Throne.

So, Tyrant, have you ever considered what would happen when you've beaten us. Do you really think the Godmodder's going to play nice? No, he's intending to steal your throne. He's already King of Hill, and your kingdom is just a hop, skip, and a dimensional teleport away. And don't think that just because he's been nice to you so far, he won't betray you. The Godmodder's whole modus operandi is to betray people in creative ways. Summoning an advisor who advises you on how to get rich, and then kills you in your sleep? Child's play. Lying to you about an alliance only to crush you once he achieves his goal of literal omnipotence? It's going to happen.

You see Fenix, up in the sky? He was one of the Godmodder's best agents, an infiltrator that acted as the representative for an entire fictional branch of Federal Fraud Investigators. He realized what was going to happen to him the instant he outlived his usefulness, and defected to our side. I recommend that you do the same. He may still defeat you anyways, but you'll have us on your side, and you'll be fighting him at your strongest, rather then letting him assassinate you in your bed.

Action 3: I pull out a magic staff and create a spatial expansion inside the Summonspitter's pipe. This causes that pipe to have an internal length 10x longer than its external length, so thus monsters take a much longer time to get out. This should slow down the rate at which monsters are spat out of the pipe.
 
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1 action: The Player Killer, since he wants players to rage, must be dealing emotional damage. Slice? Clearly refers to his cutting words and his edginess. Therefore, the damage can be healed by meditation and clearing my mind.
Breathe in... Breathe out.
Breathe in... Breathe out.
Breathe in... Breathe out.
His words slide off me like water off a stone.

"Wait, we're fighting the True Throne? What happened to the Unsealed Throne? Did we kill it?"

1 action: I spray spider extermination fluid everywhere. Frankly, I have no idea what's in that stuff. Acid? Poison? Acidic poison? Dead spiders? Live spiders? Undead spiders?

1 action: I give myself an attack shield.
 
FOCUS!
Huh.... slimes might be edible. I slowwwwwwly turn to the orange slime. I look at it. It looks at me. I charge the slime and begin ripping it apart, eating as I go. Have you seen my teech, this will be no trouble.
 
Actions
1x I quickly enter into a power armor to protect myself.

1x They have died for the cause! They have become martyrs! Raise the flag of rebellion. Come join the rebellion, end the tyranny. For the future! For your Childrens. Join the Rebellion! Everybody not in the rebellion join us!

1x I volunteer for Piono's sidequest to complete the 4th segment of this sidequest...
 
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ES supports the plan to bring Fenix down with the Tether. He is their strongest damage dealer after all. He decides that their other strongest damage dealer, the Peasants, being under threat is no good thing, so decides to try and get rid of the Peasant Pummeler with all three of his actions. Hopefully some others will join him on this desperately needed quest, considering how in trouble they are right now.

"You've pummelled your last peasant!" He dashes towards the foe, and smashes him straight into the sky, where he gets in the middle of all the flying Entities who take this chance to unleash some pent up frustration on it before it hurtles back down to the ground. Upon arrival, ES kicks it back over to its starting position.
 
Just a note guys, right now is a terrible time to be charging. We have no entities on the field, the Godmodder keeps fielding more things, and if we don't kill the Throne soon we're gonna start dying really fast.

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I... Alistair breathes in and out. No. He. Because in the end... he is not the writer.

Wait, why are you?

'To protect YOUR soul.'

...I understand.

Alistair breathes in and out. He's got a few plans, and though the situation is dire, he will not falter in doing what he can.

First things first, that Peasant Pummeler. Alistair dons a lawyer's outfit, deciding to do this one a bit differently. He walks up to the Entity in question, who is picking itself up off the ground after ES's shenanigans, and clears his throat, appearing as nothing more than another nondescript lawyer.

"Excuse me, but are you known as the Peasant Pummeler in this Godmodder fight?" When he gets a nod in response, the Player in disguise continues, pulling out a stack of papers. "Well, my good sir, I'm afraid you're in a bit of a legal hotspot. Apparently, there was a slight clerical error and your official capcaity is in jeapordy. No worries, the True Throne has already executed those responsible, but you will need to sign these forms here, here, and here, and fill out the required information here if you don't want to be reduced to peasant status."

The Peasant Pummeler, not wanting to become a peasant and, thus, have to pummel themself, he signed the paperwork and filled out the information. Alistair nodded and went on his way. He then sent off the paperwork...

And with the paperwork, made the Peasant Pummeler another Everquest Player. Just to be certain, though, he anonymously sent the Peasant Pummeler a giftwrapped computer, with a note saying that they won a random raffle among all non-EverQuest players in the local multiverse to get an account. The Everquest account was loaded, and the player class was a legal, if unorthodox, 'Peasant Pummeler' class. And there was even a legal option for a 'Peasant Mod', which turned all of the enemies into equally strong and skilled peasants for them to pummel in game!

Naturally, Alistair informs the Player Killer of this via Everquest mail, giving the [Void] aligned Entity a new target.

And with that... he ends his first action.

Next up.... That Godmodder HP hasn't gone down in a turn or two. He needs to change that, but more importantly, that King of the Hill status is more of a threat. Either way, he already has the perfect idea in mind. He doesn't attack or make his move yet, though. Instead, Alistair Dragovich continues to Lawyer, and makes it so that the King of the Hill legally gets the families of all the previous dead King of the Hills. The Godmodder is contractually obligated, though, to not harm them, lest he lose his King of the Hill status. It won't matter if Reality 2 becomes a thing, but until then, he's now got a vulnerable set of families under his charge! Not that the Godmodder will have any trouble protecting them, but...

Well, he'll see next turn.

For the last Action? He charges it, revisiting his previous point of CP. He gives them both new flavortext. Flavortext that his final Charges both go into the same avenue of research: the Soul. If he is to die, he plans on trying to not die with his two desires unfulfilled. Blinks as his action is interrupted. He then sighs as he realizes that he won't get time to do the one thing he desired. Not until the throne was dead, anyway.

To that end, he then takes a bunch of giant sawblades, reconfigures them into fans, and shoves it into the Unsealed Summonspitter's pipe, now damaging all new summons the boss spews out!
 
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It continues.

3 ACTION FOCUS - REAWAKEN: I continue channeling my power into the shell of the hero's weapon. However... It is no longer a shell! It is now Leoano (Reawakened)! It now has a much higher power, and hits WAY harder as a result. Cool! Next milestone is at 30ish...

Leoano (Reawakened): 21 Charges
 
FOCUS (and using all my CP)

I summon the Firestar Orbital Strike Laser.

Firestar Orbital Strike Laser Important Stats:
Range: Infinite.
Reaction to levitation: Keep firing.
Fires a 3/3 charged Laser Blast (starts uncharged upon summon).
Will prioritize the Sealed (now Unsealed/True) Bosses.

Also I agree that the Tether should be used to bring Fenix down.
 
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Burning 3 actions, I summon:
Railgun Ammo

Literally just railgun ammo. Can be fired out of a railgun. More efficient than your standard rod.
That's it.
Because theyre totally definitely entities, they begin to levitate up into the air upon being summoned. They float up and up, right to where the railgunners are. The people manning the railguns make the obvious decision to use them, and their attack is buffed while they do so.
 
The Heir, finding it odd that the Summonspitter somehow was replaced by the Throne when he attacked, turns back to the Summonspitter. He then looks it over, and realizes that it has to breath. His hoodie glows blue, and he dissolves into wind.

---Brain of Summonspitter---

After a few wrong turns, the Heir Parallel finally reached the Summonspitter's brain. He looks over the cavernous expanse, and tries to locate any defenses before he can try to take control... or maybe kill it by brain trauma. He honestly isn't certain which he will go with until things happen.
 
Action 1:
There is a puff of smoke and the Godmodder is confronted by an extremely angry teacher.
"Well?! You were told that I needed your full analysis and report on my desk yesterday and look at this, there is no report!
Young man, I'm afraid we're going to have to have stern words with you."
Before the Godmodder can protest, the teacher grabs him by his ear and drags him to the principal's office.
"Alright, Mr... hm, your file doesn't have your real name, it seems you are going by Buttman at the present moment.
Mr. Buttman, it has been brought to my attention that you have been shirking your schoolwork. This is a very fine institution, with a long and storied history of excellence.
Your parents sent you here with high hopes for you, and it would really be a shame if you were to let them down.
And it is not acceptable to sign your worksheets with 'Godmodder, slayer of good and evil alike, lord of all that exists.' either.
So, I am afraid that we are required, at this point, to discipline you properly."
The doors creak open, and with a terrible clomping, the DISCIPLINE BOOT is brought in.
We shall cut away from this scene now, nobody wants to watch the Godmodder being disciplined for 2 hours.

Action 2:
I set up a briefcase. In it are a lot of specialty papers and important-looking legal documents. This is a one-use item, and shall be used next round.

Action 3: Piono looks at the Godmodder, and glares.
"Alright then, buddy. You think you're clever, don't you? I didn't want to do this, but you've left me no choice.
Either you forfeit King of the Hill, or I sic JOEbob on you. You remember JOE, right? Hey JOE, you've got your deathposts ready, right?"
 
I accept pionos request. Should the Godmodder continue to hold on to King Of The Hill, he can expect the arrival of an intentional JOE-style post by the original progenitor of the technique the subsequent round. Lets see... arguments should be the primary method of description, I think, since the goal is primarily to convince the Godmodder he should get rid of the King Of The Hill ability. There will, however, be a variety of other things interleavened within, both for variety and to prevent the skipping of large swaths. clearly, I should include sections within for the purposes of energy theft and other goals of mine, for the simple reason of opportunism.
You have been warned, Godmodder. You have been warned.
Also, While I'm at that, I'll also throw in my response to the tether actually having a capital E for real though, just to "add" to the "quality" of the post
Also Also Godmodder, If I don't like the your method of refusal, I will make it all a single block of dark-blue text which half-blends into the background, with no formatting, and force you to read it.
[0] I ask arsenical to dump attack shields on the players. The kind where everyone shares them, so not on specific players, but on players as a whole.
[1] I teach the peasants some folk songs and nursery rhymes, improving their sense of rhythm and dancing. Here're a few:
Sing a song of sixpence
a pocketful of rye,
four and twenty black birds- -baked in a pie.
When the pie was open, the birds began to sing...
wasn't that a deadly dish to set before a king?

The king was in his counting house counting out his money;
the queen was in the parlor eating bread and honey...
The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
when along came a blackbird and it nipped off His nose.

Oh the grand old duke of york
He had ten-thousand men
he marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only halfway up they were neither up nor down.

Oh the grand old king of pork
He had ten-milliard men
he marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only halfway up they were neither up nor down.
And when they walked they ate
And while they ate they walked
And once they ate and walked and talked,
they marched on down again
and when they were down he was down
and when they were up he was down
And when they were only halfway up he was still quite certainly down
And so the men saw, with his bulging jaw
a man of pork, what a dork.
and when they walked on down,
and when they chopped him down
the world was right again,
and not one had a frown.
Now, I of course need some visual accompaniment for such AMAZING works, and so I simulate every event from them, occasionally calling on entities to join my plays. They're rivetting, though they have no merit with regards to dancing aid whatsoever. that's fine, though. You see, when I called on The Throne to participate in my little idea, there was a bit of an accident. As it turns out, black birds really don't like him, and one of them nipped off his nose- it was supposed to happen, i admit, but uh... they took a bit more then I expected. Anyway, the point is... he's sort of not able to breath any more. That'll be a problem for him.
[1] I conjure a bajillion syringes and stab The True Throne with all of them.
most of them break.
But one of them manages to find the weakest weak spot in the True Throne. I proceed to replace it with a syringe made of PURE ENERGY. How do I know its made of pure energy? Well, one time it put on a wool sweater, walked in circles for 3 minutes, and turned towards me. then it gave me a static shock.
PERFECT EVIDENCE
it then pulls back, retrieving a bunch of PURE TRUE THRONE ENERGY which I store in my inventory.
[1]I store a charge, because I need to get started on that intentional-JOE-style post. Yes, it's not until next round. Yes, this means it'll probably be long enough that I actually need the time. I had a quick whimsical idea so i do this instead:
I harvest a piece of reality to make a portal to the HEXAGONAFIELD, then harvest a piece of that reality to make a portal into the Soul of the hexagonafield, and whisper to it to make all JOE's stuff that he hasn't finished as strong as a 50-charge.
 
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Well time to create another entity. Summoning up the scrap metal scattered across the battlefield I forge the Auto-Turret. Decent health, low attack, and self-repair capabilities.

'But CaptainNZZZ?' You might say. 'Entities are useless at this point!'

To which I laugh and point out the Auto-Turret is an [ANTI-MINECRAFT] entity not a combat-capable AG/N entity. It just goes after Minecraft type entities (basically everything the Unsealed Summonspitter is summoning), mowing as many down as it can with a hail of bullets. Take that auto levitation! (x3)

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The Peasant Puncher moves to take out the peasant rebellion! But... the godmodder puts a hand out, ordering it to stay back. The Peasant Puncher had a very high chance to prevent the peasants from taking down the Throne... the Peasant Puncher saves up 5 attacks.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Hmmm I wonder...I shout up to the Mark III Tactical Flashbang, telling them to attempt to save up attacks just like the Peasant Puncher did.
 
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x3 Action:
Eyowe pulls out the Sonic Shooter that everyone knows and loves not and fires it at the Unsealed Summonspitter.

Since Eyowe didn't upgrade the Sonic Shooter with his Player powers, it only deals a veeery small amount of damage.

Everyone is disappointed by this result. Eyowe is disappointed, the Summonspitter is disappointed, Eyowebot is disappointed, the Sonic Shooter itself is disappointed, all entities inside the Stasis Machine are disappointed, Ted from Accounting is disappointed, the Godmodder from an alternate universe where he didn't actually become a Godmodder's dog is disappointed, the damage itself is disappointed-IN FACT, everyone's so disappointed that the rest of the damage that a x3 action should've done to the Summonspitter came from the disappointment itself.
 
I capclouge the true throne in my sylladex thus making the king fall to the ground and become a new entity who does not posses levitation powers and charge 2
 
I support the plan to use the Tether on Fenix, if I need to rubber-stamp that for some reason.

as for the Peasant Pummeler.... I stand 20 meters way from the Pummeler. I stare at it. It stares back. It dares me to come in to try to fight it and get PUMMELED in my inferiority.

I simply stare some more. Than I don't try to get close and punch it. Instead, I pull out a longbow. And a crossbow. And a Blowpipe, a pistol, a shotgun, assault rifle, and RPG-7, an atlatl, a throwing axe, a musket, and a grenade. I then fire/shoot/throw all of these ranged weapons at the Peasant Pummeler at once.

Only then, when the Pummler is reeling from the combined physical trauma of getting shot/impaled/slashed AND the mental trauma of getting attacked with unfair non-punchy distance weapons, do I close into meelee range and beat the ever loving daylights out of it with the good ol' cast iron Frying Pan Of Doom.

(If the Pummeler is somwhow dead already, I attack the minecraft mobs instead.)
 
(X3) I reach to the Peasants the Way of the Dance,from the Rave Parties to the Waltzes,I invoke the training montage of The Dance Concept onto the Peasants
 
'Great, We need to take out the Throne while also needing to deal with a horde of enemies at the same time.' I mentally grumble to myself as I try and think of what to do next. I then hear of Crusher's plan to use the Tether and bring Fenix down to deal with the horde of enemies. I decide I'm fine with the plan and do not object to it.

Looking towards the Summonspitter I see several others are already attacking it. 'Probably best to press the attack but first.' Closing my eyes I use a little bit of my power for a wish. 'I wish for a attack shield to be given to me.' Suddenly in a red flash of light a translucent red energy surrounds me and slowly rotates around me, It reminds me of a hamster ball and appears to be fairly strong. (1 CP)

Next I drop to one knee and aim my sniper rifle at the unsealed Summonspitter and aim directly for it's mouth and wait for it to open. After a few moments the Summonspitter opens it's month to spit forth more enemies. 'Bon appetit!' I think to myself and squeeze the trigger. With a thunderous roar the rifle fires and sends a 50 BMG round streaking across the field and down the Summonspitter's gullet just before it can spit and the bullet strikes deep inside it ripping and tearing its way through the Summonspitter, Causing a fair deal of damage to it. (2 CP)
 
(Action!)(3 Charges)
(1 Charge)
I narrow my eyes at my failed attempt to get the entities going and decided to create another platform with its own gravity ABOVE the levitated entities! Said gravity platform is descending downwards to the entities as they turn upside down due to the gravity of the platform.
(1 Charge)
I spend a bit of time to check out for any kind of weakness that the Summonspitter might be weak to through the use of Faceb**k. While at his profile page, I take note of his friend list.
(1 Charge)
SUPRISE SCREWDRIVER ATTACK! Said storm of screwdrivers with screws attached to their head proceeds to tunnel from the ground and screw screws into the Summonspitter (Or the Throne). Said screws unscrew themselves, and considering how screws tend to keep things together, the concept see the Summonspitter (OR THRONE) fall apart.

(Order)
A letter floats by Disco-Chan to encourage her to stay strong as I believe that she can overcome her fear of heights! In the last part of the message, I advise her to think of this whole levitating thing to be floating like usually, but a bit higher.
 
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