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Defeat The Godmodder

Spicy levels a glare at the Peasent Pummeler, if he's left on the field then there won't be much of a Rebellion if he's left to his own devices.

...

He's still upgrading The Church though.

ACTION 1: There's never enough upgrades!


Power sparks through The Church, the wood inside shifting to a fine oak, polished and kept to a boggling degree. From the Power a fine red rug weaves itself into existence, laying itself down the isle.

The sparks leap through the air, landing near the stone walls with a splash that seems to send golden droplets splattering across the room. The stone floor ripples as golden shafts rise from where the sparks hit, turning into simple, if golden, candle stands.


Action 2&3: Doing a thing and being productive!


Spicy turns his mind back to the Interception Runes he fashioned back in the Prison. Now that he has a proper amount of Power, he can be a bit more forceful about application.

Spicy wills into existence several stone slabs, as thick as a man's tall and towering over him by several feet. Grimacing at the experience to come Spicy holds an arm up, blue mana pumping through and traveling into the stones.

It only lasts a moment before his reserves begin to tap out, but a surge of Power refreshes the stores, allowing him to pump more and more Mana into the stones. And so the process repeats until every stone is saturated with Mana.

A loud 'crack!' sounds across the field as every slab begins to burst at the seams from the internal pressure, before a hurried burst of Power binds intent into the stones. Shifting their color from the pastel blue to a bright grey.

"Not as big or as pretty as the one's that protected cities, but they'll do." Spicy hums, examining his handiwork before vanishing the stones with a wave.


—Elsewhere!-

The Peasent Pummeler sat buffing his knuckles preparing to partake in his favorite activity, pummeling, of course.

WHEN SUDDENLY!

A low, high-pitched whistle can be heard over his head. Several in fact. Thinking this odd the Peasent Pummeler turns his head skyward he barely catches a glimpse of four pulsating grey stone slabs coated in an light-orange energy shaped into the form of a drill.

"Odd." He comments, before the stones slam into the ground around him.

A quick glance proves that the light-orange coating took the brunt of the impact before dissipating, leaving the pulsating grey energy intact on the stones now lodged into the ground.

'No problem.' He thinks, despite his now trapped state. 'I'm the Pummeler, I can just...' He rears back his fist at that thought, before bringing his fist into the Odd Stones.

His mighty fist, is only met with a hollow thud and a mocking smiley face appearing on the Odd Stone, it begins to laugh. "Wow! You can't even beat an inanimate object, no wonder you couldn't stand up to Butch!" It mocks.

Infuriated at the old wound being picked at by a chipper cartoon smile, Peasent Pummeler throws another punch at the Odd Mocking Stones, only to be met with another hollow thud. "How the hell do you know that!?"

"Everyone knows about that old spat PP-Boy!" They all laugh in sync at the old immature nickname, their laughter echoing around the stone box.

Peasent Pummeler felt rage well up in him, as he prepared to smash the Odd Mocking Stone into tiny bits of gravel for the insult to his honor as a Pummeler! He wouldn't leave until every Odd Mocking Stone is dust beneath his knuckles!


—Elsewhere!-

Spicy closes the laptop with a thud, glad that the Peasent Pummler's entire life story was on the internet. Convenient that.




(Action 1, Upgrading THE CHURCH. Action 2&3, Trapping/Stalling the Peasent Puncher with Odd Mocking Stones!)
 
[A] BUFF BUFF BUFF
THWACK THWACK TWHACK
10 > 0 CP

Leah (re: this user) was pretty exhausted after her excursion her past action, so instead, she pumps her CP, all of it, into simply and calmly buffing the preexisting Peasent Armies up to a greater level in general, focusing on the Fallen Champion if she can.

With her regular actions, she then gives the Peasent Puncher a fairly generic but certainly ruthless whacking upside the head with her EXTINGUISHINATOR.

Leah votes Fenix to be tugged down via the Teather.​
 
Update CXLII (142)
Entity Orders: Hey, Fenix! I'm launching a Tether from the ground towards your position. Grab it, ride it back down to the field, and then smash as many of the Creepers, Spiders, and Zombies as you can before you're levitated back up. If you have attacks left after that, hit the Peasant Pummele with the rest of the attacks. The rest of the Players should back me up on this mission.

Action 1: I construct the Vulnerability Rotator, an entity with 20000 HP and an infinite-range AoE 0 damage attack. However, its special ability causes any multiplication symbols next to something's weakness to be rotated 45 degrees and turned into plus signs for the duration of its attack. Thus, the Godmodder's x2 damage taken from entities is now changed to +2 damage from entities. This means that now its infinite-range AoE does 2 damage to the Godmodder every round until King of the Hill is removed.

Action 2: I send a telepathic message to the Throne.

So, Tyrant, have you ever considered what would happen when you've beaten us. Do you really think the Godmodder's going to play nice? No, he's intending to steal your throne. He's already King of Hill, and your kingdom is just a hop, skip, and a dimensional teleport away. And don't think that just because he's been nice to you so far, he won't betray you. The Godmodder's whole modus operandi is to betray people in creative ways. Summoning an advisor who advises you on how to get rich, and then kills you in your sleep? Child's play. Lying to you about an alliance only to crush you once he achieves his goal of literal omnipotence? It's going to happen.

You see Fenix, up in the sky? He was one of the Godmodder's best agents, an infiltrator that acted as the representative for an entire fictional branch of Federal Fraud Investigators. He realized what was going to happen to him the instant he outlived his usefulness, and defected to our side. I recommend that you do the same. He may still defeat you anyways, but you'll have us on your side, and you'll be fighting him at your strongest, rather then letting him assassinate you in your bed.

Action 3: I pull out a magic staff and create a spatial expansion inside the Summonspitter's pipe. This causes that pipe to have an internal length 10x longer than its external length, so thus monsters take a much longer time to get out. This should slow down the rate at which monsters are spat out of the pipe.

The Tether is an important tactical asset, if a few other Players sign off on it it will be used.

The godmodder has an AoE damage resistance value of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! It's gonna take a lot more than a +2 for a turret to hurt him!

The Throne doesn't respond.

A few Summonspitter summons this turn won't appear!

ow ow ow

1 action: The Player Killer, since he wants players to rage, must be dealing emotional damage. Slice? Clearly refers to his cutting words and his edginess. Therefore, the damage can be healed by meditation and clearing my mind.
Breathe in... Breathe out.
Breathe in... Breathe out.
Breathe in... Breathe out.
His words slide off me like water off a stone.

"Wait, we're fighting the True Throne? What happened to the Unsealed Throne? Did we kill it?"

1 action: I spray spider extermination fluid everywhere. Frankly, I have no idea what's in that stuff. Acid? Poison? Acidic poison? Dead spiders? Live spiders? Undead spiders?

1 action: I give myself an attack shield.

You heal fully!

(Yeah, the Unsealed Throne got destroyed. The plan was to kill the True Throne then move on to killing the Summonspitter, but now the Summonspitter's bodyguarding the True Throne and messing things up.)

+1 shield to yourself!

11 Spiders accidentally run into the anti-spider fluid and die!

FOCUS!
Huh.... slimes might be edible. I slowwwwwwly turn to the orange slime. I look at it. It looks at me. I charge the slime and begin ripping it apart, eating as I go. Have you seen my teech, this will be no trouble.

You eat the Orange Slime! It tastes like transmission fluid.

Orange Slime killed!

Actions
1x I quickly enter into a power armor to protect myself.

1x They have died for the cause! They have become martyrs! Raise the flag of rebellion. Come join the rebellion, end the tyranny. For the future! For your Childrens. Join the Rebellion! Everybody not in the rebellion join us!

1x I volunteer for Piono's sidequest to complete the 4th segment of this sidequest...

You now have an attack shield!

Enraged at the loss of family members, 5,000 new peasants join in!

Piono's sidequest has been completed! RedRover got the true secret golden ending. You charge 1 CP instead.

ES supports the plan to bring Fenix down with the Tether. He is their strongest damage dealer after all. He decides that their other strongest damage dealer, the Peasants, being under threat is no good thing, so decides to try and get rid of the Peasant Pummeler with all three of his actions. Hopefully some others will join him on this desperately needed quest, considering how in trouble they are right now.

"You've pummelled your last peasant!" He dashes towards the foe, and smashes him straight into the sky, where he gets in the middle of all the flying Entities who take this chance to unleash some pent up frustration on it before it hurtles back down to the ground. Upon arrival, ES kicks it back over to its starting position.

Okay, one more Player supporting is enough.

The Peasant Pummeler goes through a large chain of humiliating events, including getting hit by random airplanes while in the air! Eventually, he lands, 65,000 HP less.

I... Alistair breathes in and out. No. He. Because in the end... he is not the writer.

Wait, why are you?

'To protect YOUR soul.'

...I understand.

Alistair breathes in and out. He's got a few plans, and though the situation is dire, he will not falter in doing what he can.

First things first, that Peasant Pummeler. Alistair dons a lawyer's outfit, deciding to do this one a bit differently. He walks up to the Entity in question, who is picking itself up off the ground after ES's shenanigans, and clears his throat, appearing as nothing more than another nondescript lawyer.

"Excuse me, but are you known as the Peasant Pummeler in this Godmodder fight?" When he gets a nod in response, the Player in disguise continues, pulling out a stack of papers. "Well, my good sir, I'm afraid you're in a bit of a legal hotspot. Apparently, there was a slight clerical error and your official capcaity is in jeapordy. No worries, the True Throne has already executed those responsible, but you will need to sign these forms here, here, and here, and fill out the required information here if you don't want to be reduced to peasant status."

The Peasant Pummeler, not wanting to become a peasant and, thus, have to pummel themself, he signed the paperwork and filled out the information. Alistair nodded and went on his way. He then sent off the paperwork...

And with the paperwork, made the Peasant Pummeler another Everquest Player. Just to be certain, though, he anonymously sent the Peasant Pummeler a giftwrapped computer, with a note saying that they won a random raffle among all non-EverQuest players in the local multiverse to get an account. The Everquest account was loaded, and the player class was a legal, if unorthodox, 'Peasant Pummeler' class. And there was even a legal option for a 'Peasant Mod', which turned all of the enemies into equally strong and skilled peasants for them to pummel in game!

Naturally, Alistair informs the Player Killer of this via Everquest mail, giving the [Void] aligned Entity a new target.

And with that... he ends his first action.

Next up.... That Godmodder HP hasn't gone down in a turn or two. He needs to change that, but more importantly, that King of the Hill status is more of a threat. Either way, he already has the perfect idea in mind. He doesn't attack or make his move yet, though. Instead, Alistair Dragovich continues to Lawyer, and makes it so that the King of the Hill legally gets the families of all the previous dead King of the Hills. The Godmodder is contractually obligated, though, to not harm them, lest he lose his King of the Hill status. It won't matter if Reality 2 becomes a thing, but until then, he's now got a vulnerable set of families under his charge! Not that the Godmodder will have any trouble protecting them, but...

Well, he'll see next turn.

For the last Action? He charges it, revisiting his previous point of CP. He gives them both new flavortext. Flavortext that his final Charges both go into the same avenue of research: the Soul. If he is to die, he plans on trying to not die with his two desires unfulfilled. Blinks as his action is interrupted. He then sighs as he realizes that he won't get time to do the one thing he desired. Not until the throne was dead, anyway.

To that end, he then takes a bunch of giant sawblades, reconfigures them into fans, and shoves it into the Unsealed Summonspitter's pipe, now damaging all new summons the boss spews out!

The Peasant Pummeler is now another potential target for the Player Killer!

The godmodder now has to worry about families! He starts immediately getting phone calls from naggy mothers-in-laws, requests for cigarette money from deadbeat brothers and fathers... the godmodder's resolve to keep King of the Hill drops significantly.

The Sawblades will further reduce the summonspitter's summons this turn! Eventually, the sheer volume will dull their blades until they no longer kill...

It continues.

3 ACTION FOCUS - REAWAKEN: I continue channeling my power into the shell of the hero's weapon. However... It is no longer a shell! It is now Leoano (Reawakened)! It now has a much higher power, and hits WAY harder as a result. Cool! Next milestone is at 30ish...

Leoano (Reawakened): 21 Charges

Leoana (Reawakened) is added to your inventory, and your CP's been spent on it!

(Feel free to continue as you were, I'm just trying to keep track of this)

FOCUS (and using all my CP)

I summon the Firestar Orbital Strike Laser.

Firestar Orbital Strike Laser Important Stats:
Range: Infinite.
Reaction to levitation: Keep firing.
Fires a 3/3 charged Laser Blast (starts uncharged upon summon).
Will prioritize the Sealed (now Unsealed/True) Bosses.

Also I agree that the Tether should be used to bring Fenix down.

The godmodder overcharges and delineates (whatever that means) the power output of your laser blast! The station can now only fire once and no more!

The Throne is taking an additional 40,000 damage each turn from the FOSL, and in 3 turns from now will eat one big charged laser blast!

Alright. Tether, going up to bring Fenix down!

The quiet watcher charges up 3 more CP, and gets ready to carry out his plan.
Burning 3 actions, I summon:
Railgun Ammo

Literally just railgun ammo. Can be fired out of a railgun. More efficient than your standard rod.
That's it.
Because theyre totally definitely entities, they begin to levitate up into the air upon being summoned. They float up and up, right to where the railgunners are. The people manning the railguns make the obvious decision to use them, and their attack is buffed while they do so.

Your railgun-wielding all have a little more damage! Specifically, an additional 16,000 damage per turn!

Mobile mode activated!

Action 1-3: Using half of my CP I fire a super mega laser of death towards the unsealed summonspitter

60,000 super mega death damage!

The Heir, finding it odd that the Summonspitter somehow was replaced by the Throne when he attacked, turns back to the Summonspitter. He then looks it over, and realizes that it has to breath. His hoodie glows blue, and he dissolves into wind.

---Brain of Summonspitter---

After a few wrong turns, the Heir Parallel finally reached the Summonspitter's brain. He looks over the cavernous expanse, and tries to locate any defenses before he can try to take control... or maybe kill it by brain trauma. He honestly isn't certain which he will go with until things happen.

You go deep inside the Summonspitter, running through the corridors of its tubes! But every place you run, you find your progress blocked by walls of... steel? Inside this massive thing? At one point, you find a sign on one of the walls... "Eternity Stasis Copy Unit".

You find no way through and eventually are forced to retreat! Not before you stab the Summonspitter's insides for 60,000 damage, of course.

Action 1:
There is a puff of smoke and the Godmodder is confronted by an extremely angry teacher.
"Well?! You were told that I needed your full analysis and report on my desk yesterday and look at this, there is no report!
Young man, I'm afraid we're going to have to have stern words with you."
Before the Godmodder can protest, the teacher grabs him by his ear and drags him to the principal's office.
"Alright, Mr... hm, your file doesn't have your real name, it seems you are going by Buttman at the present moment.
Mr. Buttman, it has been brought to my attention that you have been shirking your schoolwork. This is a very fine institution, with a long and storied history of excellence.
Your parents sent you here with high hopes for you, and it would really be a shame if you were to let them down.
And it is not acceptable to sign your worksheets with 'Godmodder, slayer of good and evil alike, lord of all that exists.' either.
So, I am afraid that we are required, at this point, to discipline you properly.
"
The doors creak open, and with a terrible clomping, the DISCIPLINE BOOT is brought in.
We shall cut away from this scene now, nobody wants to watch the Godmodder being disciplined for 2 hours.

Action 2:
I set up a briefcase. In it are a lot of specialty papers and important-looking legal documents. This is a one-use item, and shall be used next round.

Action 3: Piono looks at the Godmodder, and glares.
"Alright then, buddy. You think you're clever, don't you? I didn't want to do this, but you've left me no choice.
Either you forfeit King of the Hill, or I sic JOEbob on you. You remember JOE, right? Hey JOE, you've got your deathposts ready, right?
"

The godmodder gets disciplined! He cites the meme immunity clause to prevent his HP bar from dropping, but OW!

Briefcase set up.

The Godmodder: ...

I accept pionos request. Should the Godmodder continue to hold on to King Of The Hill, he can expect the arrival of an intentional JOE-style post by the original progenitor of the technique the subsequent round. Lets see... arguments should be the primary method of description, I think, since the goal is primarily to convince the Godmodder he should get rid of the King Of The Hill ability. There will, however, be a variety of other things interleavened within, both for variety and to prevent the skipping of large swaths. clearly, I should include sections within for the purposes of energy theft and other goals of mine, for the simple reason of opportunism.
You have been warned, Godmodder. You have been warned.
Also, While I'm at that, I'll also throw in my response to the tether actually having a capital E for real though, just to "add" to the "quality" of the post
Also Also Godmodder, If I don't like the your method of refusal, I will make it all a single block of dark-blue text which half-blends into the background, with no formatting, and force you to read it.
[0] I ask arsenical to dump attack shields on the players. The kind where everyone shares them, so not on specific players, but on players as a whole.
[1] I teach the peasants some folk songs and nursery rhymes, improving their sense of rhythm and dancing. Here're a few:
Sing a song of sixpence
a pocketful of rye,
four and twenty black birds- -baked in a pie.
When the pie was open, the birds began to sing...

wasn't that a deadly dish to set before a king?

The king was in his counting house counting out his money;
the queen was in the parlor eating bread and honey...
The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
when along came a blackbird and it nipped off His nose.


Oh the grand old duke of york
He had ten-thousand men
he marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only halfway up they were neither up nor down.


Oh the grand old king of pork
He had ten-milliard men
he marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only halfway up they were neither up nor down.
And when they walked they ate
And while they ate they walked
And once they ate and walked and talked,
they marched on down again
and when they were down he was down
and when they were up he was down
And when they were only halfway up he was still quite certainly down
And so the men saw, with his bulging jaw
a man of pork, what a dork.
and when they walked on down,
and when they chopped him down
the world was right again,
and not one had a frown.

Now, I of course need some visual accompaniment for such AMAZING works, and so I simulate every event from them, occasionally calling on entities to join my plays. They're rivetting, though they have no merit with regards to dancing aid whatsoever. that's fine, though. You see, when I called on The Throne to participate in my little idea, there was a bit of an accident. As it turns out, black birds really don't like him, and one of them nipped off his nose- it was supposed to happen, i admit, but uh... they took a bit more then I expected. Anyway, the point is... he's sort of not able to breath any more. That'll be a problem for him.
[1] I conjure a bajillion syringes and stab The True Throne with all of them.
most of them break.
But one of them manages to find the weakest weak spot in the True Throne. I proceed to replace it with a syringe made of PURE ENERGY. How do I know its made of pure energy? Well, one time it put on a wool sweater, walked in circles for 3 minutes, and turned towards me. then it gave me a static shock.
PERFECT EVIDENCE
it then pulls back, retrieving a bunch of PURE TRUE THRONE ENERGY which I store in my inventory.
[1]I store a charge, because I need to get started on that intentional-JOE-style post. Yes, it's not until next round. Yes, this means it'll probably be long enough that I actually need the time. I had a quick whimsical idea so i do this instead:
I harvest a piece of reality to make a portal to the HEXAGONAFIELD, then harvest a piece of that reality to make a portal into the Soul of the hexagonafield, and whisper to it to make all JOE's stuff that he hasn't finished as strong as a 50-charge.

The Godmodder's face has a scowl as you levy your threat. He appears almost offended.

The Godmodder considers what to do for a moment. He checks his manual, given to him by his trainer godmodder. He flips to the relevant section...

"If accosted by JOEbob, do whatever it takes to get him off your back! JOEbobian contract negotiation is a lucrative career field for a reason!"

The Godmodder: ...It's adorable, JOEbob, that you think you can threaten me.

The Godmodder: Remember your action debt? Once you died, I was released. And I'm still released. I owe you nothing.

The Godmodder: But I don't want to deal with it anymore, because I'm sure you'll protest.

The Godmodder: You want to threaten me? How's this for a threat. Promise to never, ever mention or bring up the 5 debt actions again.

The Godmodder: Also, promise me that you will never again make any entities. And that you won't do anything regarding my King of the Hill status.

The Godmodder: Do that, and I promise not to obliterate you with this laser.


The godmodder pre-spends one of his actions to charge up one point of a 1/2 charge; the name of this charge is "The Laser that will Kill JOEbob in one hit and ignore all his defenses as well as anything else that he or anyone else does to try and stop this unstoppable laser".

A magical contract, the size of three dictionaries, appears in front of JOEbob, already opened to the last page. It appears the penalties for violating this magically binding contract include "whatever the non-violating party agrees is reasonable". JOEbob finds himself holding an ordinary fountain pen, staring down at the signature line.

The Godmodder: Sign.

Arsenical attempts to shield the entire Player team! He only manages one shield. Looks like shields that cover everyone cost a lot of action juice.

The Peasants now can dance better than before! That is to say, still not a lot. Or even much at all really. But some of them resemble being okay at it.

You acquire it! TRUE THRONE ENERGY! It's perfect!

The Godmodder: I should have mentioned. After the Charmzard energy generator, I replaced all my sealed bosses energy with generic useless energy.

You smash the syringe on the ground! Fake, lying energy! Worthless!

Harvest a piece of Reality! Reality says no. Reality doesn't want JOEbob doing ANYTHING with itself.

I create the Fort! It improves all Peasant attacks and defense, as well as soldier attacks and defense!

The Fort is created! The Peasants, in all their anger, assume its a construct of their hated enemy, the True Throne, and tear the entire fort down, then repair it into scrap armor! The Peasants now have three attack shields thanks to their new armor!

Well time to create another entity. Summoning up the scrap metal scattered across the battlefield I forge the Auto-Turret. Decent health, low attack, and self-repair capabilities.

'But CaptainNZZZ?' You might say. 'Entities are useless at this point!'

To which I laugh and point out the Auto-Turret is an [ANTI-MINECRAFT] entity not a combat-capable AG/N entity. It just goes after Minecraft type entities (basically everything the Unsealed Summonspitter is summoning), mowing as many down as it can with a hail of bullets. Take that auto levitation! (x3)


Hmmm I wonder...I shout up to the Mark III Tactical Flashbang, telling them to attempt to save up attacks just like the Peasant Puncher did.

Anti-Minecraft turret created! It'll kill a bunch of minecraft stuff each turn!

The Tactical Flashbang tries, but unfortunately, they can't! It appears that "saving attacks" is a stupid unfair thing that only the enemy AI can do!

x3 Action:
Eyowe pulls out the Sonic Shooter that everyone knows and loves not and fires it at the Unsealed Summonspitter.

Since Eyowe didn't upgrade the Sonic Shooter with his Player powers, it only deals a veeery small amount of damage.

Everyone is disappointed by this result. Eyowe is disappointed, the Summonspitter is disappointed, Eyowebot is disappointed, the Sonic Shooter itself is disappointed, all entities inside the Stasis Machine are disappointed, Ted from Accounting is disappointed, the Godmodder from an alternate universe where he didn't actually become a Godmodder's dog is disappointed, the damage itself is disappointed-IN FACT, everyone's so disappointed that the rest of the damage that a x3 action should've done to the Summonspitter came from the disappointment itself.

I'm so disappointed.

70,000 damage to the Summonspitter!

I capclouge the true throne in my sylladex thus making the king fall to the ground and become a new entity who does not posses levitation powers and charge 2

The Throne immediately rejects being captchalogued and pops back out! Right in the face of the Unsealed Summonspitter! 22,000 damage to them!

I support the plan to use the Tether on Fenix, if I need to rubber-stamp that for some reason.

as for the Peasant Pummeler.... I stand 20 meters way from the Pummeler. I stare at it. It stares back. It dares me to come in to try to fight it and get PUMMELED in my inferiority.

I simply stare some more. Than I don't try to get close and punch it. Instead, I pull out a longbow. And a crossbow. And a Blowpipe, a pistol, a shotgun, assault rifle, and RPG-7, an atlatl, a throwing axe, a musket, and a grenade. I then fire/shoot/throw all of these ranged weapons at the Peasant Pummeler at once.

Only then, when the Pummler is reeling from the combined physical trauma of getting shot/impaled/slashed AND the mental trauma of getting attacked with unfair non-punchy distance weapons, do I close into meelee range and beat the ever loving daylights out of it with the good ol' cast iron Frying Pan Of Doom.

(If the Pummeler is somwhow dead already, I attack the minecraft mobs instead.)

NOT THE FRYING PAN! 68,000 damage to the Peasant Pummeler!

(X3) I reach to the Peasants the Way of the Dance,from the Rave Parties to the Waltzes,I invoke the training montage of The Dance Concept onto the Peasants

An epic training montage ensues! The Peasants come out of it almost ready to dance! They just need one more push, one final thing that will allow them to dance!

But then, how is dancing useful? If the Tether isn't going to be used on Disco-Chan, what other use could dancing have?

'Great, We need to take out the Throne while also needing to deal with a horde of enemies at the same time.' I mentally grumble to myself as I try and think of what to do next. I then hear of Crusher's plan to use the Tether and bring Fenix down to deal with the horde of enemies. I decide I'm fine with the plan and do not object to it.

Looking towards the Summonspitter I see several others are already attacking it. 'Probably best to press the attack but first.' Closing my eyes I use a little bit of my power for a wish. 'I wish for a attack shield to be given to me.' Suddenly in a red flash of light a translucent red energy surrounds me and slowly rotates around me, It reminds me of a hamster ball and appears to be fairly strong. (1 CP)

Next I drop to one knee and aim my sniper rifle at the unsealed Summonspitter and aim directly for it's mouth and wait for it to open. After a few moments the Summonspitter opens it's month to spit forth more enemies. 'Bon appetit!' I think to myself and squeeze the trigger. With a thunderous roar the rifle fires and sends a 50 BMG round streaking across the field and down the Summonspitter's gullet just before it can spit and the bullet strikes deep inside it ripping and tearing its way through the Summonspitter, Causing a fair deal of damage to it. (2 CP)

You have one attack shield!

The Summonspitter chokes! Ack! 45,000 damage!

(Action!)(3 Charges)
(1 Charge)
I narrow my eyes at my failed attempt to get the entities going and decided to create another platform with its own gravity ABOVE the levitated entities! Said gravity platform is descending downwards to the entities as they turn upside down due to the gravity of the platform.
(1 Charge)
I spend a bit of time to check out for any kind of weakness that the Summonspitter might be weak to through the use of Faceb**k. While at his profile page, I take note of his friend list.
(1 Charge)
SUPRISE SCREWDRIVER ATTACK! Said storm of screwdrivers with screws attached to their head proceeds to tunnel from the ground and screw screws into the Summonspitter (Or the Throne). Said screws unscrew themselves, and considering how screws tend to keep things together, the concept see the Summonspitter (OR THRONE) fall apart.

(Order)
A letter floats by Disco-Chan to encourage her to stay strong as I believe that she can overcome her fear of heights! In the last part of the message, I advise her to think of this whole levitating thing to be floating like usually, but a bit higher.

You use a downward moving platform to push your entities closer to Earth! As they approach closer and closer, they feel increasing pressure from the levitation trying to push them back... they eventually end up flattened against the platform, and pushing it down more is hard... you could keep pushing and bringing your entities closer to earth, but you risk seriously hurting them!

The Summonspitter's facebook includes a recent selfie they took of themselves!

"Lol, at Jamaica's best lemonade store! Can't try any lemonade though since its my weakness XD"

Hmmm... You also notice the Summonspitter has friended both The Godmodder, all the previous sealed bosses, as well as some other thing named "The Tank".

22,000 damage to the Unsealed Summonspitter!

Disco-Chan is encouraged by your letter! Even in a scary situation, they feel comforted... they can't help but relax, and take a moment to enjoy not being engaged in combat...

Spicy levels a glare at the Peasent Pummeler, if he's left on the field then there won't be much of a Rebellion if he's left to his own devices.

...

He's still upgrading The Church though.

ACTION 1: There's never enough upgrades!


Power sparks through The Church, the wood inside shifting to a fine oak, polished and kept to a boggling degree. From the Power a fine red rug weaves itself into existence, laying itself down the isle.

The sparks leap through the air, landing near the stone walls with a splash that seems to send golden droplets splattering across the room. The stone floor ripples as golden shafts rise from where the sparks hit, turning into simple, if golden, candle stands.


Action 2&3: Doing a thing and being productive!


Spicy turns his mind back to the Interception Runes he fashioned back in the Prison. Now that he has a proper amount of Power, he can be a bit more forceful about application.

Spicy wills into existence several stone slabs, as thick as a man's tall and towering over him by several feet. Grimacing at the experience to come Spicy holds an arm up, blue mana pumping through and traveling into the stones.

It only lasts a moment before his reserves begin to tap out, but a surge of Power refreshes the stores, allowing him to pump more and more Mana into the stones. And so the process repeats until every stone is saturated with Mana.

A loud 'crack!' sounds across the field as every slab begins to burst at the seams from the internal pressure, before a hurried burst of Power binds intent into the stones. Shifting their color from the pastel blue to a bright grey.

"Not as big or as pretty as the one's that protected cities, but they'll do." Spicy hums, examining his handiwork before vanishing the stones with a wave.


—Elsewhere!-

The Peasent Pummeler sat buffing his knuckles preparing to partake in his favorite activity, pummeling, of course.

WHEN SUDDENLY!

A low, high-pitched whistle can be heard over his head. Several in fact. Thinking this odd the Peasent Pummeler turns his head skyward he barely catches a glimpse of four pulsating grey stone slabs coated in an light-orange energy shaped into the form of a drill.

"Odd." He comments, before the stones slam into the ground around him.

A quick glance proves that the light-orange coating took the brunt of the impact before dissipating, leaving the pulsating grey energy intact on the stones now lodged into the ground.

'No problem.' He thinks, despite his now trapped state. 'I'm the Pummeler, I can just...' He rears back his fist at that thought, before bringing his fist into the Odd Stones.

His mighty fist, is only met with a hollow thud and a mocking smiley face appearing on the Odd Stone, it begins to laugh. "Wow! You can't even beat an inanimate object, no wonder you couldn't stand up to Butch!" It mocks.

Infuriated at the old wound being picked at by a chipper cartoon smile, Peasent Pummeler throws another punch at the Odd Mocking Stones, only to be met with another hollow thud. "How the hell do you know that!?"

"Everyone knows about that old spat PP-Boy!" They all laugh in sync at the old immature nickname, their laughter echoing around the stone box.

Peasent Pummeler felt rage well up in him, as he prepared to smash the Odd Mocking Stone into tiny bits of gravel for the insult to his honor as a Pummeler! He wouldn't leave until every Odd Mocking Stone is dust beneath his knuckles!


—Elsewhere!-

Spicy closes the laptop with a thud, glad that the Peasent Pummler's entire life story was on the internet. Convenient that.




(Action 1, Upgrading THE CHURCH. Action 2&3, Trapping/Stalling the Peasent Puncher with Odd Mocking Stones!)

The Church is upgraded, and can now supply an attack shield to the peasant forces every turn! The Peasant Pummeler is now being distracted by odd mocking stones, and will waste several pummeling attempts on them!

[A] BUFF BUFF BUFF
THWACK THWACK TWHACK
10 > 0 CP

Leah (re: this user) was pretty exhausted after her excursion her past action, so instead, she pumps her CP, all of it, into simply and calmly buffing the preexisting Peasent Armies up to a greater level in general, focusing on the Fallen Champion if she can.

With her regular actions, she then gives the Peasent Puncher a fairly generic but certainly ruthless whacking upside the head with her EXTINGUISHINATOR.

Leah votes Fenix to be tugged down via the Teather.

All CP consumed!

The Fallen Champion feels power surge into him! He's ready to destroy a Throne! 60,000 damage to the Peasant Pummeler!

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V:

The Player Killer stabs the Unsealed Summonspitter, trying to get at the True Throne, and the Peasant Pummeler, dealing 50,000 damage to both of them! The Player Killer also attacks Alastair Dragovich twice, the first breaking Arsenical's attack shield, the second lowering Alastair Dragovich to injured!

AG:

The True Throne is hit by 161,000 damage of Railguns and lasers and things!

The Tether reaches up, pulls down Fenix, and holds on!

Fenix: Right. I'll destroy the Minecraft enemies as you instructed. But first...

Fenix stabs the Peasant Pummeler once, dealing enough damage to finish it off! The peasants cheer, grateful that they shall no longer be pummeled!

Fenix then assaults and kills 50 minecraft zombies, 50 minecraft spiders, and all 500 of the minecraft creepers (wiping the creepers out!). The enemy's numbers are significantly reduced!

Fenix: Good luck!

The Tether uses all its power, and crumbles into dust, sending Fenix flying back up into the air!

PG:

The True Throne continues charging Crush...

The zombies and spiders all swarm the peasant rebellion's soldier unit! The first 10 zombies are deflected by the attack shield, but the rest make it through! Together, they tear every peasant soldier to shreds, completely eliminating the soldier unit of the peasant army!

The Unsealed Summonspitter continues summoning, but thanks to the efforts of certain Players, its summoning power this turn is significantly reduced! It only spawns 30 zombies and 30 spiders!

The godmodder's already used one action on a charge, so this turn, he decides to nuke the peasants! He launches 4 100,000-damage nukes, 2 at the main body of peasants, 2 at the fallen champion! Attack shields stop the ones heading towards the Peasant Army, but not the ones headed for the Fallen Champion! 200,000 damage to the Fallen Champion! The extra health Tazz gave them is totally undone...

N:

The Church shields the Fallen Champion!

The Autoturret swivels to face the Minecraft zombies, and fires! 50 zombies die!

The Peasant Army surges forth, wearing fort armor, trying to get the Summonspitter out of the way so they can take out the Throne! The Fallen Champion leads them in an Alpha Strike on the Unsealed Summonspitter, and they deal 325,000 damage!

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Loading: 20%
Estimated time remaining: 40 years 20 days 6 minutes 3 seconds


The Godmodder taps their toes, a little impatiently...

THE ADMINISTRATIVE PLANE:

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder!
-Find some way to deal with the Godmodder's King of the Hill! The godmodder has to no longer want to be King of the Hill...
-Defeat the Summonspitter! It's going to flood the field with enemies!
-Defeat the Throne! Its ensuring Players are always vulnerable! Protect the Peasant Rebellion!

Minor Tasks:
Kill the Peasant Pummeler! It's attacking the Peasants!
Kill the Player Killer! It's trying to kill you! Or help it, since it also wants to kill the True Throne!

Field effects: Auto-Levitation: Immediately levitates all combat-capable AG/N entities!

Levitated allies:
[AG]Fenix: 1,470,000/1,500,000 HP, 50,000 x 6A (Player Knife - deals triple damage in duels)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG - Winkins]Disco-Chan: 80,000/80,000 HP, 5,000A, Special: Disco Squares: 2/3 (repels darkness!)(protected from 2 attacks)
[AG - FlamingFlapjacks]Gundam Demolisher: 60,000/60,000 HP, 7,500 x 2A (has Shitty Jetpack, quadruples rate at which entity comes down from levitation! Damages the Throne when returning!)
[AG - Paradoxdragonpaci]The Restorer: 60,000 HP, +5,000 x 3A (can repair items)(Reverse levitation)
[AG - DragonofHope]Gwyn: 28,000/28,000 HP, 35,000A (80% dodge rate)(fire-based attack)(+1,000 HP/turn)
[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 100,000/100,000 HP, 25,000A (protected from 1 attack)
[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 100% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)
[AG]Eyowebot, -----/----- HP, 30,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 2/4
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 31,000/31,000 HP, 5,000 x 2A (stuns hit enemies for 1 turn!)(50% dodge rate)(gravity harness)(1 attack redirector)

!PLAYERS CURRENTLY VULNERABLE!


[V]Player Killer: 261,000/350,000 HP, Slice! x 4A (extra damage against Players!)(Will target True Throne, Peasant Pummeler)

[N]The Church: 250,000/250,000, Shields 1 peasant every turn! (powers up Peasant Revolts!)(protected from 1 attack)

[ANTI-THRONE]Peasant Rebellion: 1 x 205,000 HP, 1 x 205,000A (x2 damage against Thrones)(Can mostly dance)(protected from 1 attacks)
Fallen Champion: 150,000 HP, 120,000A (x2 damage against Thrones)(Can mostly dance)(protected from 1 attack)

[ANTI-MINECRAFT]Auto-turret: 30,000/30,000 HP (kills 50 Minecraft enemies each turn!)

[PG]Zombie: 30 x 1,000 HP, 30 x 1,000A (tied to Unsealed Summonspitter)

[PG]Spider: 44 x 2,000 HP, 44 x 2,000A (tied to Unsealed Summonspitter)

[PG]Creeper: 0 x 200 HP, 0 x 300A (suicide attack)(tied to Unsealed Summonspitter)

[PG]True Throne: 1,238,000/3,000,000 HP, inflicts auto-levitation while alive, Special: Crush: 2/5 (Boss)(being guarded by Unsealed Summonspitter!)(-161,000 HP/turn)(getting hit by Charged Laser in 2!)

[PG]Unsealed Summonspitter: 206,000/800,000 HP, Mass-Summon!A (Boss)(guarding True Throne!)

[PG]The Godmodder: 71/310 HP (King of the Hill - x2 Actions, x2 damage from entities)(Repository Charge: 2/10)(The Laser that will Kill JOEbob in one hit and ignore all his defenses as well as anything else that he or anyone else does to try and stop this unstoppable laser: 1/2)

[N]Administrative Terminal Loading Screen: 20% loaded!


Player list:
Alastair Dragovich - CP: 1 (Injured)
Algot - CP: 7 (has nothing, essence of life)
Arsenical - CP: 0(1 post in debt!)
barbedwireqtip - CP: 10
Bill Nye - CP: 7
Captain.cat - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 1 (protected from 1 attack)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun)
Crusher48 - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 4 (protected from 1 attack)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 6
Ender_Smirk - CP: 0 (has Shadow Agitator)(Slightly Injured)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
[N]Evonix - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0
General_Urist - CP: 9
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Leoano, 18 power left)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 1 (has Summonspitter energy, moral hazard)
Karpinsky - CP: 0
Krill13 - CP: 10
Kyleruler - CP: 0
MooGoestheCow - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 0 (wearing Good Armour)
Pionoplayer - CP: 10
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 6
RedRover1760 - CP: 0
Spicy_Serious - CP: 3
That-Random-Guy - CP: 12 (has Peace Jar, open to deal a lot of damage to one enemy)(protected from 1 attack)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 3 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), frag grenade(deals significant damage, usable as free action))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 0
Trifling Epithet - CP: 0
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)

Base Player Power: 20,000
 
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I summon the spirit of communism to empower the peasents, rising all attacks from peasants against thrones to the second power, as well as all attacks by peasants against the wealthy elite and all others who unfairly monopolize the means of production.
 
Action 1: I aim the Anti-Infantry Railgun at the Zombies, then leap over them and break the Anti-Infantry Railgun over their heads. This causes a large explosion.
Action 2: I notice that the Godmodder will be using a laser to attack JOEbob. Therefore, I simply curve the EM field around JOEbob, effectively removing him from it entirely. This is not a defense against the attack. It is simply the attack failing to work, as there is no JOEbob for it to hit.
Action 3 used for charging.
0 --> 1 CP
 
Mobile Mode deactivated!
"OH BOIZES!> THE SUMPMNZO GOIS IZ STILL GOINZ STONG! I MUST OTTACK IT NOWZ!"
"oh dear god. When will this end??"
"well... at least I can still do take over actions."


ACti0n 1-2; "I proceed to go to the Unsealed Summonspitter and smack it with a hammer of 'Major damage towards Unsealed Summonspitter because I can'.
Act1On 3: "I charge 1 CP"
 
FOCUS:

I further overclock the Firestar to explosively dangerous levels.

When it fires on the Throne this round, it will fire its charged blast IMMEDIATELY. It will then explode, raining debris on the True Throne.
 
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The Heir is annoyed to no end by this develpoment. He mentions, "Hey, guys, the Summonspitter has something about a stasis copy unit in it. I am going to find out what is in it."
With that, and an unyielding amount of stubbornness, he does some calculations in his head real quick, builds a frame out of obsidian, uses a flint and steel on it, and then walks through.
 
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I uh, apparently forgot to post last round.

I use my ten charges to summon the MAN WITH TWO GUNS AND NOTHING TO LOSE!

He might seem like a generic ten-post charge entity at first, but as it turns out, he can attack two things at once. Truly an innovation in entity technology.

I also dropkick the Unsealed Summonspitter from the highest point I can get to.

+1 charge.
 
Action 1: walk back to the Democracy of Hill.

"Look, we got a rebellion against the Godmodder going on, it would be in your best interests to fund the rebellion against the True Throne."

This very sound logic passes the vote in a record pace of about 2 days.

Then lots of funds is shipped via trains to the Peasant Rebellion and those funds are used to buy better weaponry. Attempting to interrupt this by screwing with the trains will result in my perfect counter-move

+2 CP to Joe's action so it can be more effective.
 
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ES recalls that he once bought a large farm of lemons, just a country sized farm dedicated solely to lemons in fact, and summons forth the literal fruits of that asset into the here and now! Portals open that bombard the Summonspitter with lemons and lemon products from all angles, including straight into its deployment hole! It's an endless stream of lemons, at least as long as the portals are open. ES FOCUSES to bring about this citrus assault.
 
The quiet watcher grabs a handful of lemons from the endless stream launched at the Summonspitter by EternalStruggle, and grins. There is only one more thing he needs for his plan, and while he charges up two more CP he figures out how he would get it.
 
With a click Arsenical snaps out of his state of fugue, eyes refocusing for the first time in what feels like forever. He was back. His narrator was back as well, a narrator that really misses Tahiti right now...

Irregardless, why did he blank out you ask? Well, his mind vulnerable from the recent resurrection, it was invaded by 108 psychic entities from beyond the outer realms, which he had to beat in 1-on-1 martial combat! That's why he remained on the player list even though he's done nothing for the last couple dozen turns, of course!

However, beating the entities gave him the ability to unleash them on someone else to torment (Now powered up with psychic charges, which you have no way to prove he DIDN'T get)! And that individual that seems the most threatening right now is... The Throne!
 
Free Action: Unfortunately, Godmodder, you're incorrect on two counts. Not only do you not have the rights to King of the Hill, but you actually do owe JOEbob 5 actions.

Action 1: I sneak into JOEbob's mind and copy down his source code. Then, I use that source code to create AJOEI, the Artificial JOEbob Intelligence. I distribute this to a supercomputer bank, and then activate it. AJOEI begins bombarding the Godmodder with JOEposts. As it is an exact copy of JOE's mind, it is impossible to distinguish it from JOE.

Action 2: Using an unknown anomaly, I confuse the Godmodder and cause him to see the True Throne as JOEbob and JOEbob as the True Throne. Goodbye, True Throne, it sucks that your leader has an instakill laser that you can't block in any way.

Action 3: I create the Final Act. This nebulous concept will trigger when a player is killed by any means other than by expending all of their player power in a Mortal Blast, and as its name suggests, it gives them one final chance to act and expend their remaining energy for a Mortal Blast before they pass to the hell that is the Godmodder's prisons. Thus, if the Godmodder does off the True Throne, he'll still get to do something to make his life hell.
 
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FOCUS

I alleviate Eyowebot's pain using a mixture of specialized non-addicting painkillers, powerful healing magic, and conceptually cancelling the pain effect (and only the pain part) of the parts of his armor that cause pain. (again, only the pain, not all that important invulnerability stuff)
 
I wish I had my Excalibur... when will the Death Stasis Pod arrive?!?!?

I put all of my actions into attempting to get the DEATH Stasis Pod free, and onto the battlefield! Every single one! Not that I have any CP...
 
HMMMMM
Godmodder doesn't trust me, does he?
Doesn't Believe me when I said I'll do it?
I mean, just because he threatened to kill me, does he think I'm going to break my promise? come on!
Well, it matters no longer. I spoke, and I do not make a habit of speaking falsely.
Also, this consumes all 3 actions not as a focus, but as a multi-part action; there are multiple, distinct things occuring, some being me talking- hopefully for free-, some being me arguing an effect into being effective, some being other things which in general would require actions. if entirely necessary to accomplish an effect which might actually be possible, the 1 CP may be expended either to be another, fourth action, or to empower an existing one.
Ahem.
"GODMODDER!"
"First of all..."

Crosses fingers behind back, and simultaneously folds a bit of reality in my mouth and in the hexagonafield, resulting in a not-harvested but still not-where-it-was-before piece of reality. It's like i harvested a piece of reality, but I didn't. Now the HEXAGONAFIELD can stay up to date.
I swear, I'm going somewhere with this, assuming I don't die.

"I 'promise' to whatever you wanted me to promise."
"HAHA CROSSED MY FINGERS-ahem."
"ANYWAY"

"You should stop holding on to King Of The Hill, in every sense of the word"
"Should, I mean. The word should. It has multiple senses."
"Also, your charge isn't done, so you can't kill me with it yet. You have to listen to me ramble first."
"First of all,
tactically. While King Of The Hill doubles your actions, your long possession and occasional non-possession of starcalibur shows this does not meaningfully affect our ability to progress, or your ability to hold us back. On the other hand, unlike starcalibur, King Of The Hill has a clear, continual detriment. As long as our attack can be reasonably construed as an entity attack- and believe me, people will find a way- you will take double damage. If you expect to win, this means you lose twice as much health in the process. If you expect to lose- And you will if you keep KotH- you will endure only half as long."
"Time is especially pertinent to yourself at the moment due to your need to wait for the Administrative terminal to finish loading. A higher speed is not an asset, but a liability, a reduction in your odds of sufficiently lengthy survival to half what it is.

Now, there's more to be said for its tactical effects, but for now I shall move on to the next section. This is, after all, part one of the action, the first phase, which brings us to..."
"
Phase Ten, Section Fifteen, Subsection Five, Iteration six, Codename, JOEe."
"
Tutorial // Introduction"
">For difficulty of reading, I may jump from point to point without ever concluding any of them."
">>Other possible ways to increase difficulty of reading include the addition of descriptions of my dreams where they are only partially relevent, and the use of foreign languages."
">Conversely, For ease of reading, I've decided to implement a color-coded header system. The color of the header for a section, subsection, or phase will be color-coded, in a manner that may or may not change every time it occurs, but always relates in some unspecified way to the content of the section."
">>This system may randomly cease to be included at any point, or be added. I may also substitute 'color-coded header' for 'color-coded lines of text'. I predict no issues arising as a result."

">This Tutorial sector has been inserted here as it does not become relevant until this point."
">Due to the complexity of this system and the possibility of edge cases, This tutorial will often be updated. However, for posterity it is best you, dear reader, be aware of all past versions."
"> When a Tutorial//Introduction Update occurs or is thought up, the old version will be inserted at the current bottom of the document. This allows for relative chronology to be preserved in as unintuitive a manner as possible."
">>The Document in this case actually refers to my most recent relevant post, where relevancy is ill-defined."
">>>Also, Bottom may actually mean 'middle' for reasons which so far likely include 'laziness regarding updates to the Tutorial//introduction.' but have not been kept track of in enough detail to ensure certainty."
">>Such insertions may occur in the middle of a sentence, paragraph, word, or other literary construct. Depending on memory, it is possible the argument will continue unabated, or that I will insert tarrying amounts of male cow excrement and pretend that's what I planned all along."
">>In retrospect, it may have been even more unintuitive to have the original be the newest, and the most recent version be the oldest- So that only the original text of the tutorial spontanously appears, and gradually is replaced with newer versions as other popups appear, requiring a greater quantity of analysis to discern the update changes."
">>>However, this would require additional work to maintain and a significant up-front cost to switch to."
">>>>>>Additionally, since the majority of the Tutorials are located in posts read long ago, the benefits would be sparse were the change implemented at this juncture."
">>When a Tutorial//Introduction is inserted, There will be a color-coded header of the gold-grey-gold-brown-gold-pink-cyan-variable color-cyan color sequence, unless I change my mind."
">>>I have already changed my mind at least once, but possibly more."
">>>At the end of the Introduction, there will be no header, as the header for the relevant section has already been shown, And it would be repetative. While lengthening the post is desired, doing so with repeated, copy-pasted text would surely be annoying to slog through, and not interesting nor convenient whatsoever."
">The Tutorial will separate sentences and ideas using right angle-brackets. These are located after each time the enter key was used, unless they aren't."
">Now then, what are the divisions I'm using? Well, a subsection is generally a single argument or paragraph, such as the Tactically initial summarization.
">A Section is a >set of subsections which shares the same theme, such as Section one, which consists of all literal interpretations of Pionos initial request on discord. "
">A Phase is a larger combination of Sections which serve the same purpose, like Phase one, where I summarize my major, non-hidden arguments for any given point. "
">>It helps make the rest of the post more monotonous to read, raising the likelihood that Moniker will miss one of the hidden linchpins of an action, allowing me to extend the debate over multiple posts."
">>>>>>>Other ways of making the post more monotonous or difficult to read include the use of simple ciphers, odd fonts, strange colors, or non-english languages."
">>>>>>>> These will generally be used sparingly if I possess a desire to be comprehended, which is not the case as of the edit that added this tutorial (which you can find by finding the tutorial where this showed up, and working one backwards, of course.)"
">>>>>The Phase-Section-Subsection listing at the beginning of every tutorial are nonsensical; their numbers are the position in the alphabet of the letters J, O, And E."
">>>>>> If I were to somehow reach phase ten, I would add 26 to each number, indicating capital. If I were to reach Phase thirty-six, I would simply stop... Hahahaha no I would add another 62 to indicate the question of bolding."

">>>>>>Additionally, the value of the 'iteration' marker does not get converted directly into a letter for the codename. Instead, at some point,I skipped a letter for unclear reasons, resulting in an off-by-one error at this time. This error is being maintained due to symbolic implications of the letter result."
">>> which buys me time to lengthen my responses overall, thus making the entire process more enjoyable for everyone, which means Moniker has even more reasons to give me what I want"
">>>>>> after all, think of all the fun times he gets, free of charge!"
">>>>Posts. Given that this action is, in fact, an amalgamation of several seperate actions, and is powered by more then one actions-worth of action, It can be spread across multiple posts."
">>>>>>>This refers to the original action, and will not be true in any further transcriptions of this tutorial."

">>>>> This may occur for any number of reasons, Including but not limited to: reducing complexity, raising complexity, responding to current events, making it look like I should be responding to current events but not doing so, making jokes about this very concept, annoying the Godmodder, entertaining moniker, justifying another tutorial, Allowing someone else to make a post, surprising the Godmodder, being confusing, allowing for further jokes about the Tutorial through methods other then additional tutorials, being the last person to post, being the first to pass the post, complaining about internet problems, lengthening this particular list, and more."
">>>>>>The 'and more' is of course unnecessary due to that I already said 'including but not limited to'.
">>>>>> In addition, since this latest edit is six tribulations and one game in the future, several parts of this description are no longer accurate, and furthermore I would like to motion for the formation of a committee to analyse whether or not the maintenance of the out-of-date tutorial is a form of penalty-worthy falsehood in light of its being out of date, or simply a historical relic for chronology preservation."
">>>>>>>>Some portions of this previous sentance are no longer accurate due to varying updates to the tutorial within a further use of it."
">>>>>This tutorial will also apply to indirectly-related uses of the post-phase-section-subsection-article system in other posts, and not just the original post in which case the original version appears. Some parts may not apply, see JObobobob for details."
">>>>>> Regardless of the number of updates that occur to the tutorial, the most up-to-date version will always be found ЛИНК; any pop-up is of the Previous version, and will not contain any mention of the cause for its updated state. To remain up-to-date, keep using this link!"

">>>>>As I have put this in another post, it gets 'Post x' added to its dividers. However, since there have been several posts in between this post and the previous post, I shall instead place the absolute value of the post number."
">>>>>>Or possibly the absolute value of the post number, minus the absolute value of the post number of this post."
">>>>>>Additional sections beyond the point of time wherein I wrote this may or may not be completely unrelated to the rest of the post. Or they might tie into the rest of it in a way nobody could have guessed.
">>>> I intend to include this phase in all future posts of length greater then one computer monitor height."
">Subsections, Sections, and Phases will tend to be in a simple and intuitive ascending order, unless I don't feel like it."
">>One possible reason for Order changes from that of intuition is that, during the writing of a Phase one section or subsection, I might get too into the writing of the logic and arguing."
">>>This would result in an overly long subsection or section which clearly belongs in Phase two, possibly having its own articles (which are like subsections of a subsection)"
">>>>However, depending on the state of the post at the time, the time of day, what color the last non-cyan color was, whether I've scratched at my forehead recently, the state of my desk, what food is available, the price of a Popsicle, and the current chance of rain, the bloated subsection and its Articles may remain in its original position, resulting in a skip forwards in the attack, though the skipped text will be added, eventually."
">>>>Articles will be common in phase two and, if I get around to it, Phase three, due to Phase two being an expansion on all concepts introduced in Phase one."
">>Additionally, even in cases where there is no formal invocation of the Post-Phase-Section-Subsection-Article system, I will likely demarcate my post or argument into sections which are likely to similarly be in a simple and intuitive order which may conform to this tutorial."

">>>In the case which led to the addition of this note regarding informal organisation, this is not the case. It may also be not the case in the future. A full list of reasons for such outcomes will be released upon the conclusion of a full investigation, estimated to proceed at a quite favourable rate vis-à-vis the natural explosion of the prime earth Sun."
">>>>until then, here is an incomplete list which may or may not be inapplicable to the present case."

">>>>> Allowing for symbolism. avoiding symbolism. in order to allow for proper gematria. in order to prevent retaliatory gematria. In order to confuse. Due to not having noticed the incidently organisation until it was too late. Out of a belief it will flow better. Out of a belief it will flow worse. With the intent to alter the flow for unspecified reasons. In order to be clearer. In order to reach a specified threshold of clarity. To justify additions to this list. In order to conform to the contents of this list. In order to increase relevance of the tutorial. in order to decrease relevance of the tutorial. In order to alter the vowel ratio of the post. in order to avoid requiring the use of transitions. in order to require the use of transitions. in order to run out of ideas regarding the content of this list. In order to demonstrate I can still elongate this list. Out of boredom. By accident. Due to reasons which have been specified in post. Due to reasons that have been specified in no post. Due to reasons which, seemingly paradoxically, have both been specified in that post and in no post, due to some ambiguity regarding applicability."


"That's the end of the introduction..."
"Next, on to Phase One, Section One, Subsection Two."
"Morals"
"KotH is linked to the kingdom of the hill. It has been destroyed, yes, and so have all the other parts. But consider this! Without them, the King of the Hill is a meaningless distinction! As such, it is highly probable that its continued existance has some... side effects. For example, the continued existence of its component parts regardless of the reasons or methods of said parts destruction, in an epiphenomal form. Now, there's no way to confirm this, but there is a good chance that, as long as you still have KotH, as long as it still exists... there is an epiphenomal kingdom, fighting over a hill, which is incredibly rich, and prosperous, and happy!. this, clearly, cannot stand from a moral prespective. Now, I'm sure you're wondering why I belive this, are they not fighting? But... look at the Hill of the King, look at the game again. just... scry into the past or something. There are, what, 4 sides, right? But whoever wins the first war is more rich then the others thereafter, and then richer, and then richer... Any moderately competent group can take over the Hill forever. The rest of the kingdoms will eventually be subsumed, or simply cease to assault the increasingly well-entrenched army of the winning kingdom. With the dominance of a single kingdom firmly established, and with overthrowal impossible, They will become peaceful, and sprawl out in the world. Their descendants are as gods, in their world. And all it takes to get to the overthrowal impossible part is the work of perhaps an hour. It's probably already happened. So as long as you have King of the hill, the Hill of the king and its surrounding kingdoms will be peaceful. And the administrative plane can't fix this! It's an epiphenomal reality, one with no observable effect on the world. Similar to the Philosophical zombie virus, there's nothing you can do about it.... except remove the only existing reason to believe it exists. In the case of the virus, this would mean destroying all humans and other beings which claim to be sentient. In the case of the Kingdom, it means... destroying King Of The Hill."
"I suppose you may have more questions, but please wait until Phase two, as I'm still in the summarization phase."

"Now, Phase One, Section One, Subsection Three."

"Principals."
"Think, Godmodder. Where did KotH come from?"
"That's Right."
"Pionoplayer the player. Keyword(s), player. If you keep using KotH, you're admitting to yourself, to me, to Piono, to everyone, That you weren't strong enough. You weren't smart enough. You weren't fast enough. You weren't GOOD enough. You couldn't do it alone, you couldn't "Phase Ten, Section Fifteen, Subsection Five, Iteration one, Codename, JOEa."

"Tutorial // Introduction"
">For ease of reading, I've decided to implement a color-coded header system. The color of the header for a section, subsection, or phase will be color-coded, in a manner that may or may not change every time it occurs, but always relates in some unspecified way to the content of the section."
">This Tutorial sector has been inserted here as it does not become relevant until this point."
">Due to the complexity of this system and the possibility of edge cases, This tutorial will often be updated. However, for posterity it is best you, dear reader, be aware of all past versions."
"> When a Tutorial//Introduction Update occurs or is thought up, the old version will be inserted at the current bottom of the document. This allows for relative chronology to be preserved."
">>Such insertions may occur in the middle of a sentence, paragraph, word, or other literary construct. Depending on memory, it is possible the argument will continue unabated, or that I will insert tarrying amounts of male cow excrement and pretend that's what I planned all along."
">>When a Tutorial//Introduction is inserted, There will be a color-coded header of the gold-grey-gold-brown-gold-pink-cyan-variable color-cyan color sequence, unless I change my mind. At the end of the Introduction, there will be no header, as the header for the relevant section has already been shown, And it would be repetative. While lengthening the post is desired, doing so with repeated, copy-pasted text would surely be annoying to slog through, and not interesting nor convenient whatsoever. make reality 2.0 without the help of players, you wouldn't be able to do it without the people you consider quirky repeating minibosses. However much or little pride you may feel, it all demands you let go of KotH. If you want a power boost, you'd better claw it out with your own two hands! Doing any different betrays what few principals you have."
"And I know you have these principals, because when a player tried to help you you send them on a many-day journey through butt-hurty lands of pain to get them to leave."

"So, it's the tactics of the things, but it's also the principal of the thing, and the morals of the thing. And that is why you Should let go of KotH, in every sense."
"Next,
Phase one, Section two, subsection one."

"✗ MERCY"
"This is no longer me talking, so it's going to stop being bolded or in quotes."
"I may or may not neglect to re-bold when i resume actual-talking."
"Also, not-talking allows this entire part below to pass instantly! welcome to the future."
"But it won't. You get to enjoy seeing me stand here, staring intently into space, without being able to leave because ANY MINUTE NOW I might need to sign the contract, or you might need to kill me."

In fact, non-spoken segments last exactly the right length of time for me to not be prematurely interupted nor the Godmodder to leave.
Anyway, The Hill, if spared, would give us all 100 CP and +1 action/turn, in return for The Godmodder continuing to possess the KotH powerset unto the Godmodder's death/ the end of the game.
Since the Godmodder still has the KotH powerset, and manipulating his mind is of immense difficulty, the conditions for the [SPARE] event have been fulfilled, Assuming the Godmodder does not relinquish KotH very soon. Granted, the spare event was talking about allowing the Hill to remain alive, but this was indeed done by the vast majority for players, so everyone except the guy who blew it up should still get the buff, for fairness- they never even got a chance to make the choice! As well, regardless of whether the original spare reward is being provided, it is clear there is another reward being distributed to all players- presumably, the only reason it has not been listed in the player list is that it is a feature of all players. No doubt it will be added to the introduction post shortly. what is this reward, you ask?

You have chosen to SPARE the Hill! All Players will now be given-KA-BOOM!
That. We have all been given "-KA-BOOM!". Now, I'm not quite sure what that means, so off to the internet! dictionarys are the best way to determine what something means, even if it's obvious from context what it was intended as, and if you maintain that the dictionary and not the person is right, the person will admit that you are right, BY DEFINITION! it says so in the joebob dictionary entry on dictionarys. Dictionarys define reality. That's just how it works.

The conclusion of my perfect logic is that we have the spiritual non-soul part of ourselves which resides in statues of ourselves and thus allows us to return to earth, And that we also retrieved something else- which moniker considered much more exciting- a BOOM! definitions of boom are varried. However, this obviously isn't 'a deep resonant sound', as that would be impossible to 'recieve'. as such, it's a period of propsherous economic growth. Don't question my perfection please, it's better then you can comprehend. And now, it's time for...
"
Phase One, Section two, subsection two!"
"Tether Together"

"Phase Ten, Section Fifteen, Subsection Five, Iteration two, Codename, JOEb."
"Tutorial // Introduction"
">For ease of reading, I've decided to implement a color-coded header system. The color of the header for a section, subsection, or phase will be color-coded, in a manner that may or may not change every time it occurs, but always relates in some unspecified way to the content of the section."
">This Tutorial sector has been inserted here as it does not become relevant until this point."
">Due to the complexity of this system and the possibility of edge cases, This tutorial will often be updated. However, for posterity it is best you, dear reader, be aware of all past versions."
"> When a Tutorial//Introduction Update occurs or is thought up, the old version will be inserted at the current bottom of the document. This allows for relative chronology to be preserved."
">>Such insertions may occur in the middle of a sentence, paragraph, word, or other literary construct. Depending on memory, it is possible the argument will continue unabated, or that I will insert tarrying amounts of male cow excrement and pretend that's what I planned all along."
">>When a Tutorial//Introduction is inserted, There will be a color-coded header of the gold-grey-gold-brown-gold-pink-cyan-variable color-cyan color sequence, unless I change my mind. At the end of the Introduction, there will be no header, as the header for the relevant section has already been shown, And it would be repetative. While lengthening the post is desired, doing so with repeated, copy-pasted text would surely be annoying to slog through, and not interesting nor convenient whatsoever."
">The Tutorial will separate sentences and ideas using right angle-brackets. These are located after each time the enter key was used, unless they aren't."
">Now then, what are the divisions I'm using? Well, a subsection is generally a single argument or paragraph, such as the Tactically initial summarization.
">A Section is a
">set of subsections which shares the same theme, such as Section one, which consists of all literal interpretations of Pionos initial request on discord. "
">A Phase is a larger combination of Sections which serve the same purpose, like Phase one, where I summarize my major, non-hidden arguments for any given point. "
">>It helps make the rest of the post more monotonous to read, raising the likelyhood that Moniker will miss one of the hidden lynchpins of an action, allowing me to extend the debate over multiple posts."
">>> which buys me time to lengthen my responses overall, thus making the entire process more enjoyable for everyone, which means Moniker has even more reasons to give me what I want"
">>>>>> after all, think of all the fun times he gets, free of charge!"
">>>> I intend to include this phase in all future posts of length greater then one computer monitor height."
">Subsections, Sections, and Phases will tend to be in a simple and intuitive ascending order, unless I don't feel like it."

Gah, I wrote a subsection that deserves to be in phase two, again. by accident. I'm leaving it here this time. I warned you in the tutorial (version 3)!

"Phase Two, Section two, subsection two, Article one!"
"Tether Intro"

"Oh yeah but I'm still going to say all the Section/subsection/article/phase divisions out loud. It's definitely not(not) just to annoy you, Godmodder. I would never do that to a friend."
There's a tether. I tried to use it 2 rounds back. It sends one entity back to Earth, for one round. A way to affect the world! but moniker, blessed be he, forgot that Earth was capetalized. but never fear! I can use this! Since he forgot, I can talk about the Tether Here, instead! Now, The Tether is a very interesting concoction, almost designed to counter the true throne for this fight, just a bit. It keeps entities a factor, you see. But how does it work? It can't be simple string, for then Fenix would have been able to climb the courtroom and attack the throne as he left its walls with a running downwards-push! So, what is it? welllllll.... A player powered device, clearly. Obviously, that doesn't help. How does it work? It must be more specific then that! we have the semi-zeno's-paradox effect after all! Now, the Tether is [N] and non-combat. This is our first clue. It tells us the Tether is unaffected by Levitation... And that it needs to be, else why not list it as [AG]? no [PG] entity would need its services regardless.

"
Phase Two, Section two, subsection two, Article Two!"
"Tether Connection"
Second of all, the Tethers effect is a one-turn remain on the ground. It last the whole round, but an entity can't feasibly act while holding a Tether. Thus, we can determine that the Tether somehow extends to the user for a time- like KotH! KotH, despite not actually being a physical thing, grants one being double action per round- whatever being its on, of course. This is a player-power-powered effect, like the Tether. now, back to levitation. The Tether is non-combat, which prevents it from being levitated, yes? Yes, and that means the Tether functions by sharing its Status with the entity- the normal tether, I mean. the one where Earth isn't capitalized. Since The Tether and King of the Hill are both similar, we can presume King of the Hill is similar- It shares the booming prosperity of the kingdom of the hill with the King of the Hill. From this we can reinforce the point that there is a happy, epiphenomal kingdom spreading out infinitely as long as King Of The Hill exists. Now, what of the double damage? well, that appears to be an entirely separate property of KotH, as determinable by that the Kingdom of the hill ought to be suffering no damages by this point. How is the damage doubled, I wonder? The answer is simple.
QM FIAT!
It explains quite some many things. You see, King of the hill would be unbalanced without this change, and where is the domain of damage? the QMs! they determine it and write it down, number by number, then post it- it is a simple matter to replace the first number with twice itself. Now that we have determined that player-power creations of this variety, when not preforming a quality-sharing effect, are powered by QM fiat, it is clear how to take advantage of the Tether's capitalized Earth.
Convince the QM to let it through.
This is... well, not a simple matter, but one I do have at least one idea on.
I quickly rename the machines to Monikerbots 2.0, and give Moniker control over their actions for twenty out of every twenty-one rounds. Problem solved! We know moniker can QM the real world, because in Fredquest2018 Fred was in the real world, and Moniker still QM'd it. It doesn't matter that the tether broke, because the driving force of the Earth tether is still around. N
ow, an earlier point brings us to...
"
Phase Two, Section two, Subsection one, Article Three!"
"-BOOM"
You see, a 'Boom' is either a sound, or sudden prosperity, based on my perfect-tier searches of google. Which would the hill give us? Well, one can't be given a sound... but, as mentioned in phase two section two subsection two article two, KotH gives the booming prosperity of the kingdom of the hill to the wearer, and we were given the '-KA-BOOM' for sparing the hill. The hill which already gives proximity to the kingdom which possesses ownership of said structure, and at least one other being at a time. From this, we can infer that the players on a whole have been given a booming prosperity, by the source of all known instances of specifically Booming prosperity. I'm not sure in what form exactly this will manifest, but it will. Monikers words guarantee it.
Now, next Article:

"Phase Two, Section two, Subsection one, Article Four!"
"Clearly"
.

Now, there are some obvious flaws to this whole... 'what did the hill give us I bet it's amazing'... thing I'm doing.
For one thing, the Hill is stated to give us these things only if we spare it, and some guy just murdered it in cold blood with a stick, didn't he?
How naive.
The Hill is fine! Healthier then ever, even! Healthier then it was before Piono beat it down to .0000001 HP!
It's in the Eternal Stasis Machine, living a heavenly life- Though it does know where it is, otherwise it would be devastated when/if it is freed from the machine and discovers it was all a lie.
So, the Hills in the stasis machine, where it's safer then anywhere. This is an improvement because, as we know from some experiences, It is possible for something to be destroyed so completely, so utterly, that it does not go to the Stasis machine- Mostly by way of its soul weakness being struck, as with the pitiful shogoth, but in other ways, like whatever did in the Deleter (I wasn't there, I was simultaneously not-yet-existing and in a pocket dimension at the time.). And the Godmodder has that one critical-soul-weakness monocle. So if we ever had managed to steal back KotH- a plausible event as far as we know- The Godmodder could have killed the Hill to get rid of it.
However, we know the Eternal Stasis Machine is beyond the Godmodder, so putting the Hill there neuters any such assault before it can begin.
Such cunning, on Ranger-striders part.. And Clearly, the Hills gifts to us would be changed by having gone above and beyond to help it. Not a mere extra action per turn, but a booming production- it can't be to entities since it's upgrading all players, but what about, say... charges providing a 5% increase to the power of a large charge, per charge, from now on?
(IE: a 10C would be 200k+50%=300k, but a 1C would only be 20k+5%=20,100.) It wouldn't be noticeable yet since no big charges, and it would make some sense- economies of scale exist for normal people, after all! And it's much more effective for anything truly large.
Now, I feel like this article- and subsection for that matter- is... mostly done, really. so...
Back to where we were supposed to be!

"Phase One, Section two, subsection two!"
"Tether Together"

The Tether works by a strange method, obviously. Close examination of its functions suggests only part of its power comes from players, else it would be a simple matter to replicate it- or at least, bring entities down a turn by seperate means. Since it hasn't been accomplished yet, we can conclude there's another component : QM Fiat. This component not only makes the Tether-which-pulls-you-down-to-the-ground more powerful, but it allows the Tether-which-pulls-you-back-to-Earth to exist. You see, enough is riding on how exactly the tether functions that it can't just... not pull things to the ground, but the QM clearly intended it to be an Earth-affecting device, due to the capitalization of Earth. luckily, I am astute enough to have noticed this, and will be attempting to use magic to resolve said dilemma. Using this, I shall send a machine known as the 'monikerbot' to Earth for one round, where it will expend itself and create thousands of 'monikerbots' which grow in number at a rate of 10% per round. when they have enough Monikerbots they can turn Monikerbots into elemental shieldmonsters, which among other things can hasten their growth by lowering the dodge of the surrounding material and so on, but mostly shieldmonsters guard the monikerbot hoard.
Monikerbots will listen to be if Moniker doesn't think its better that they don't.
Now, is there anything else to summarize... No, I don't think so. Phase Two Proper!
"Phase Two, Section one, Subsection one, Article one."

"
tactically, Continued."
"Let us suppose, for a moment, That HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING GEEZE STOP POINTING THE KILLY LASER AT ME! I WAS NEARLY DONE (ok, no i wasn't, I'm only a third of the way through but still)! LET ME FINISH THIS, PLEASE!"

"Ok, I can see you're getting rather impatient. I'll skip the re-description of the more adequently-summarized sections let me just..."
"Phase Two, Section two, subsection one, Article One."

"✗ MERCYAAAAHHHH PLEASEDONTKIL-"


The beginnings of my search indicated Kaboom to mean 'a big explosion'. however, that does not include a dash prior or after the Ka, and so is clearly a completely different thing, To be ignored in my search for the one and only truth.
The Dash could indicate a separation between the two words while speaking quickly, IE: Joe-run would indicate that someone wants me to run, as opposed to indicating that there is a new and strange being known as Joerun who I should go out and meet and bribe to my side, but unlike Joe run or Joe, run- which would imply a sizeable pause in speech- Joe-Run would indicate that the person was saying joe, and then without pausing said run, but the distinction between words was clear due to the sound of e suddenly changing into a 'r'.

So, the first dash indicates that Moniker is speaking quickly and/or in a sudden manner. "-LMEISAIDMERCYTHATMEANSNOTKILLINGAAAAAAAA"
"Phase Two, Section two, subsection one, Article Two."
"The Spirit"

This is followed by 'Ka'. What does Ka mean? well, google says
(in ancient Egypt) the supposed spiritual part of an individual human being or god, which survived (with the soul) after death and could reside in a statue of the person'
So, That answers that, wouldn't you say? All players receive the spiritual part of a being which survives after death.
But... we're already a spirit-form sorta being, aren't we? Yeah! So what do they mean... Ah, It resides in a statue of the person. It's a way back to earth! As long as there's something on earth that's a statue of us, we can go there! but... the definition also means god, and survived after death. Which means... yes! Since we now know 'Ka' exist in this world, we can use this to save Morpheus! For real this time... ah, but I'm getting ahead of myself. most of this section should go into Phase two... yeah, I'll edit it to be phase two once I get to phase two. that won't be confusing at all, I'm sure. now to replace the top with a summary...
Boom has already been mentioned when I skipped to article three of P2S2Ss1, which means...
It's time for the hidden
Phase 6.6 Section 6.6 Subsection 6.6 Article one
Godmodder energy-stealing!
see i didn't say it out loud this time so he doesn't know.
Here's the logic: KotH was made by piono, a player. piono knew more-or-less how it worked, aside from that the godmodder could just keep it. but, piono made the thing, gave it a downside (x2 damage from entities), etc. It's very plausible for piono to have set it up to leach some of the wearers energy for his own purposes. perhaps its a x2.01 multiplier to actions, but the crown steals 0.01 actions from the target for storage? maybe... this is something only the old piono could have confirmed, perhaps, before he lost the part where he's a character? But since I'm making prepositions and suppositions without proper grounding anyway, lets say old-piono left a failsafe in the event of death ala the game over attack, so that if piono is double-dead KotH switches modes to letting any player use this feature? IT COULD HAPPEN. If so, I can access that, make a Godmodder lock, and use that to defend myself while I make more locks. maybe. if it works i do it.



Note: If the Godmodders laser is used on me, hits, is actually hitting my real body and not my dreamself, gets me down to mortally wounded, he has enough power left to finish me off, and I won't be able to survive with just dreamselfbody, I make this a mortal blast before I can actually die in order to make the KotH actually work like that, and make a bunch of Godmodder locks (the only-players-can-open-them kind), and probably in general empower this thingy, before dying.
I could make this into another subsection but I don't feel like it at the moment, so for now I'll speak plainly: I never said I stopped using the dreamself, and by that my attempts at continuing to courtroom resulted in them saying making text counted as speaking, as opposed to 'hello completely new person who we've never met before' (and i know/suspect the ban was specific to the dreamself because....
"
Moniker01/10/2019
Your second action was...
"[1] With the dream realm still held intact by my self, I make a dreamself and send it out to act for me, remaining asleep to sustain Morpheus.
hey, the Summonspitter came out of a hive, but... the hive's not an entity, and it's not gone either.
So I quickly grab all the pylons I used to steal the now-defunct morpheus-realm, arrange them around the hive, (how dares he. Also, how would Morpheus accurately guess when the godmodder would finish his charge? it sounded like his troops were approaching the realm, not that.) and deposit the Hive into the same place (as defunct m-realm), except about a meter to the squilpf of the sandwich so they don't interfere with one another. Hive stored in inventory!"
After the first sentence, since the dream stuff was irrelevant, I ignored the rest
JOE01/10/2019
well, if dreamstuffs irrelevant, action 3 should be too.
it was a dreamself as well.
Moniker01/10/2019
This action honestly looks like 2 actions?
JOE01/10/2019
no
action 2 was getting the hive, but with flavour designed not to disrupt action 1.
Moniker01/10/2019
That's very confusing.
Let's say action 2 was spawning the dreamself, and action 3 had them sent into the courtroom...
That means your dreamself is now banned from the courtroom.
(...)
Moniker01/10/2019
Ah, but that wasn't really an other body, as much as how you were in the dream
The action 2 made an actual second body for you
A body that is now banned from court
JOE01/10/2019
is there any use for the body other then it having been banned from court some 250 or so years ago?
Moniker01/10/2019
Who knows?
) so since my further attempts were also banned under the same clause, we can conclude it was still dreamself me, which means the Godmodders laser will destroy something entirely inconsequential... but let's not tell him that. That way he might lower his guard, maybe.


[0? (1 CP if not used above and needed)] I will all my possessions, within the stasis pod and otherwise, to The Ego in the event of my death. The Ego specifically.
Note: I also give crusher Read permission for my mind temporarilly. no write permission, just copy.
 
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x3 Action:
Eyowe equips Butterfly and throws it towards the Summonspitter.

Again, since it wasn't upgraded with Player Powers, the Butterfly's damage would be pathetic.

...except it just so happens that Eyowe hit a veeery sensitive spot on the Summonspitter's body. The shock from being hit in that spot was so much that the Summonspitter fumbled, smacking its head hard to the ground. Its heart also skipped a beat and it also forgot to breathe. It also started choking on its own spit, and considering what it spits...well...

...basically, the Summonspitter's a mess after being hit in its sensitive spot.
 
I charge! Cue evil laugh? (x1)

Patting the Auto-turret's 'head' I nod happily, this entity certainly is more effective than I would have expected. You know what that means, attack shield time...okay fine I'm feeling a bit under the weather and thus my creative suffers, just give the Auto-turret its attack shield. (x1)

Carefully dissembling the barrel and firing mechanisms of the Auto-turret I quickly replace its conventional chemical based firepower with a rapidly cooling and recharging coilgun, the larger slugs of metal ready to be launched at a much higher velocity to murderize those Minecraft entities. Plus as it's now coilgun equipped it's much more potent than all those railguns floating around, people simply underestimate coilguns. (x1)
 
It continues.

3 ACTION FOCUS - REAWAKEN: I continue channeling my power into Leoano. Now we are gettin' somewhere!

Leoano (Reawakened): 24 Charges
 
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