Defeat The Godmodder

[That-Random-Guy]

2 actions

Since Joebobobob has forced the anti-subversion monster far, far, far away from the Hallway, I walk along the outside of the hallway till I reach the other end (as seen from outside). Then I create a specialized zone of magic. Then, within that zone, I cast a spell that will teleport the reality cores to me. It is very complicated, with dozens of built in falisafes against antimagics measures and other forms of interference (and also a back up mode that simply pushes the cores at high speed to a AG player), but for your sake I won't describe them. Once I get the Reality Cores, they go right in the player grounds. (This isn't affected by the curse of repetitiveness because I never did get to actually do it)

1 action

I search the first ? Block

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

/null

FOCUS
I search as much of the secret level as I can

Click to shrink...

From the update:
"PBS: Ah, hello! Player! I have waited thousands of years for you, ever since the godmodder constructed this house... for you see, I am the only one who knows the code!

PBS: I will be brief. First, a Player must search the second ? block. Then, the third ? block. Then, the first ? block. Do it in any other order, and the order will be reset, and the offending searcher will be injured!

PBS: Seems simple, but for one further complication: It has to be a DIFFERENT Player who searches each block! One Player can't do all the legwork. So different Players have to search the right blocks, in the right order! Get to it, and you'll get your Reality Core!"

So if you search number 2, I can search number 3, and then someone else can search number 1.

 

[The Ego]

Firstly, I remove my armor and invert it, turning it into anti-armor, weakening any player it touches.
I carefully grind the anti-armor into anti-armor ammo for my One True Perfectly Unique Gun of Fear, which I give to FlamingFlapjacks.

I then take Omniscience.

I use Omniscience to figure out a way to help us beat Mastersword19 and get his reality cores.

I use Omniscience to discover how many traps the Final Hallway has in total.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS
I search as much of the secret level as I can

Click to shrink...

For this turn I'll- Wait, what charge is the nuke on? I look down to see from my [Turn Charge o' meter] and find that it's switching from 2 and 3.

"Eh, if it blows up, it still should affect anything near." With that thought, I sent the nuke flying through reality, ingoring most limitations of physics. It's trajectory being Gary Stu, should be affecting everything near him, including himself.

With the [Nuke of Stupidity] or [Nuke of Simplicity] or whatever, flying through reality, I sit down and twiddle my thumbs for a bit and see what happens. Hoping to see a very big sign of the explosion or something

Click to shrink...

ES uses his actions to rip out the wall mounted surprise flamethrowers and incinerate the bowl of fruit, rendering it harmless, and turn the quicksand into surprisingly solid glass, allowing it to be walked over safely.

Click to shrink...

/null


From the update:
"PBS: Ah, hello! Player! I have waited thousands of years for you, ever since the godmodder constructed this house... for you see, I am the only one who knows the code!

PBS: I will be brief. First, a Player must search the second ? block. Then, the third ? block. Then, the first ? block. Do it in any other order, and the order will be reset, and the offending searcher will be injured!

PBS: Seems simple, but for one further complication: It has to be a DIFFERENT Player who searches each block! One Player can't do all the legwork. So different Players have to search the right blocks, in the right order! Get to it, and you'll get your Reality Core!"

So if you search number 2, I can search number 3, and then someone else can search number 1.
[/QUOTE]

/null

hello. you 2 (plus me) are the players currently doing something that isn't seriously vital. Since it is pretty vital that we carry out our searches (in a particular order), i propose that Ranger_Strider use one of his actions to search the second ? block , then MrDanger2cnd searches the third ? block (speaking of which, there are other plans in the works to kill Gary Stu. your nuke frankly seems likely to interfere with the ones likely to assist in other goals), then EternalStruggle searches ? block 1 and of course gets the Reality Core in the Player Grounds. I can use a action to fill in one of the actions that you guys dedicate to the block, but I would prefer not to because my own efforts could entirely subvert the hallway, and I'd hate for that to fail for lack of actions.

 

[EternalStruggle]

hello. you 2 (plus me) are the players currently doing something that isn't seriously vital. Since it is pretty vital that we carry out our searches (in a particular order), i propose that Ranger_Strider use one of his actions to search the second ? block , then MrDanger2cnd searches the third ? block (speaking of which, there are other plans in the works to kill Gary Stu. your nuke frankly seems likely to interfere with the ones likely to assist in other goals), then EternalStruggle searches ? block 1 and of course gets the Reality Core in the Player Grounds. I can use a action to fill in one of the actions that you guys dedicate to the block, but I would prefer not to because my own efforts could entirely subvert the hallway, and I'd hate for that to fail for lack of actions.

Click to shrink...

/null

I have my doubts about your hallway plan, so I think I'll continue on.

 

[FlamingFlapjacks]

Whew.
We are gonna die. There's no denying that.
But.
I click all my guns. They are suddenly ridiculously empowered by streams of hope energy.
Let's go out with style.
[x3]
I rip through the Deleter Monsters as my armor regens and jets me forward to 99.9%
The One True Perfectly Unique Gun of Fear merges with the Dakka Defender, creating the final Hope weapon, the most powerful gun ever...
The Leadstorm of Hope.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

/null

I have my doubts about your hallway plan, so I think I'll continue on.

Click to shrink...

/null fair enough. editting my post now

 

[GoldHero101]

3 ACTION FOCUS: BEAM OF HOPE - As my character continues to pray... I appear from above in a holy light... bathing my character. SUPER CHARGED! Gold pulls out a sword of light and prepares to parry ANY BLOW. Gold points the sword at mastersword19... "Bring it."

 

[Cephalos Jr.]

/null
Ranger_Strider_ Would you search the third ? block? I'll be searching the second.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

/null

Ranger_Strider_ Would you search the third ? block? I'll be searching the second.

Click to shrink...

Got you

 

[Algot]

your intro was hello everybody moniker here and welcome to a new lucky block video

the 5, 647th lucky block contained 99 stacks of genjis shuriken each with different enchantments and genjis katana with unbreaking X and sharpnes X as well as one block of TnT

Yes I did remember to like and subscribe

Algot brews a bunch of potions that he gives to all other players in the deleter to power them up and goes 20% of the way ahead

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

1 action: I show the black hole a Vantablack hole, causing it to evaporate into Hawking radiation due to inferiority.

2 actions: I rotate the ceiling-to-floor crushers 90 degrees, making them wall-to-wall crushers, then teleport them to the walls of the bottomless pit. But because the walls are solid... Cave-in! The bottomless walls collapse into the bottomless pit, the crushers explode due to concrete and steel in their mechanisms, and after it is finished there is nothing but a three-foot-deep crater in the floor.

With my previous actions nullified from any sort of usefulness, I look at my book as to why. "Hmmm... I should research blocks? Sounds ok to me then, says that I research the third one though". With a new goal in mind, a useful one at that, I let my mind traverse the HEXAGON

Click to shrink...

Can you change this action? Other players have already searched all the blocks.

 

[pionoplayer]

I decide that I'm not going to let my depression make me quit, so I keep my omniscience.

First, I look upa weakness for mastersword to see if he has one

Then I look up how many traps there are in the hallway.

Then I look up a Godmodder weakness

 

[Moniker]

-------

You heroically rescue Bill Nye from dying instantly! Fantastic! Now, both of you can live to be useless another day!

--------

You get the SUPERCHARGED Hope Shotgun! You get ready to blast mastersword19 to bits...

---------

The godmodder's lawyer army point out that the terms of the magical contract weren't clearly defined. The contract? Not enforceable.

Sure, sure, Fred's not your toy, whatever. Don't go trying to preserve me.

...Wait, hold on, if you're inside the maze, how are you communicating with the godmodder via interpretive dance? Since you did that, you must have teleported back onto the field. You're not getting back in.

JOEbob, let me be straight with you. I don't trust you. Are you going to demand I help you out, since you owe me? Make me be grateful to you, and become a better person? To join some lineup of villains-turned-side-characters? Is that what you're trying to cultivate?

No. I am THE Arbiter. And I plan to stay that way.

--------

You, Crusher, use your MORTALLY WOUNDED ULTRA BLAST in an attempt to disable the Deleter! ...Uh... This will take effect at the end of the turn, right before the Deleter acts!

---------

Yes, you did, Cephalos! Entity AB is being WRANGLED by you!

You search the second ? block. 1 of 3 searched correctly...

Entity AB has warp! Entity N will *try* to fire at the godmodder...

Entity AB will do as it pleases. Entity orders are gone.

--------

CaptainNZZZ: Professional nitpicker. It's your new title.

Gary Stu gets ahold of himself, and gives you an ULTIMATE THANK-YOU!! Then, he turns around... that hallway... he can do it! ...Can't he?

He CAN! Gary Stu gets ready to run the Hallway! Properly, this time!

--------

You are now DETERMINED, and inside the heart room. Facing across from you is mastersword19...

-------

Question 2 is wrong, but honestly, I like your version of reality better. That's 1 of 3 correct quizzes. Good job, Krill13.

You sprint forward, smashing through all opposition! Wait, no... actually, it was all the opposition that smashed you. You lose 60% armor, but you do make it through!

---------

Gary Stu holds your pistol in his hands, and turns towards the hallway. He realizes that, though he may not be able to slay the Deleter... he sure as hell can make it through that hallway. If he can get those 10 Reality Cores, thats victory in your hands.

He can do this. He WILL do this.

(No, this is all wrong... he has to die in a humiliating way, not an epic way! Somebody, take out Gary Stu!)

--------

Wow, several HUNDRED subscriber accounts? All the other questions were totally wrong, but I can forgive you just for that! 2/3 quizzes answered correctly! Thanks, Arsenical!

The Deleter Monsters use all their power to launch you as high as they can, killing themselves in the process! All out of loyalty to their master... as you soar over the flesh-filled scenery, you take aim... in your sights you see him... mastersword19! And... FIRE!!

-10% Mastersword19 health!

You land on the Blighted Plains, and know its over...

-------

The Peacekeepers realize the truth! They've got the RIGHT godmodder! Time to strike! They all thank you, Captain.cat. They are happy to do one final service to their original leader before the end.

------

You search the right ? block! Just one more...

Behind the coins, you find EVEN MORE COINS! You pocket them all. Maybe it'll roll back, but for now, you'll enjoy being rich!

Inside the grass... nu-nu-nu--nununu... POKEMON BATTLE! It's... a shiny Arceus! Taking no chances, you throw your Master Ball and catch it! Today's a really good day for you.

---------

Well, Kyleruler, I'm sorry to say your quiz answers were all completely wrong. Except for possibly the subscription thing. Since you DID subscribe, I don't hate you, but its pretty clear that you fell asleep during the video! Just like most of the video's commenters said they also did! You don't stand out. I can't take this as a good quiz.

You dash ahead, taking 80% armor damage from the Deleter boss's attack, and end up just beneath the heart, right alongside all the other Players! You've got this!

Killing mastersword with the Master Sword? Sounds ironic. Maybe attacks based on Breath of the Wild would be more effective? Well, no, that would be silly.

--------

Wow, your quiz even referenced the fact that I had three different gun mods installed - even though I didn't mention that once in the video! You must be a true fan! 3/3 good quizzes! Great! Thanks, paradoxdragonpaci!

You head to the Enchanted forest center. Within... unspeakable things occur. Magic and death. Nightmares and pain. You dug too deep.

It isn't enough to kill you, even with Player Injury gone, but if you take a hit like that again, you're done. You can't do anything else this turn, because it tore you apart so.

--------

You withdraw your nuke of stupidity... preventing it from hitting Gary Stu? WHY? That would have caused the perfect humiliating death! You would have been my favorite!

This has me SO peeved. Sorry, MrDanger2nd, but I can't just let this by. Your nuke backfires, hitting a random allied AG entity! It screams stupidly, writhing in pain! Now you have to deal with that on your conscience! Hah!

-------

All three of those hallway defenses have been destroyed! You're making excellent progress!

-------

The Deleter's mouth gets gooped up...

--------

That-Random-Guy... JOEbob really forced the subversion monster away? When did he do that? Even if the subversion monster WAS gone, it still wouldn't work, because the hallway is designed so that even if you did break through the wall, you'd just end up at the start of the hallway again. Why? Magic. Anti-"falisafes"-magic.

You search the first ? block, and... BAM! Inside... the last House Reality Core! The House may have had way too many places to search! But you did it! You got ALL the Reality Cores! FANTASTIC JOB!

Oh, there's probably another Glitch Ore or 2 in the house, sure, but does anybody really care? I don't think so. House: Gone.

--------

Omniscience was reclaimed by Piono, so all your action power goes into your first three actions! The One True Perfectly Unique Gun of Fear has been given to FlamingFlapjacks, and its loaded with Anti-Player ammo!

--------

You create The LEADSTORM OF HOPE! The ULTIMATE weapon! All of ThatOther(Other)Guy's power... combined with all of FlamingFlapjacks power... its sure to do a MASSIVE amount of damage!

You arrive at the spot below the Heart, having lost much of your armor to the Deleter boss...

--------

You... aren't actually in the Deleter, GoldHero101, so you can't attack mastersword19... or CAN you? Maybe with the sword of light and the power of hope, you actually can! Or maybe it'll just be a miserable failure that causes you to die miserably. Take a crack at it! Next turn.

---------

Algot, I'd give your quiz responses some points for the excellently placed Overwatch references. Everyone's already gotten the right number of quizzes done, though.

You throw your potion! It'll buff a random Player next turn! You also move up just a BIT more, making sure to stop before the instant-kill zone...

--------

The black hole is driven to tears. It feels completely inadequate about itself as a hole. It's just not black enough! Shamed, it leaves.

The ceiling-to-floor crushers and the bottomless pit? ELIMINATED!

---------

Glad to have you back... hrmmm...

So mastersword's weakness... well... it would definitely have to be... that if you don't specifically say the words "automoniker responderbot is the best!" on the killing blow, then mastersword19 won't die but instead revive with full HP. On the other hand, if you say "automoniker is the best" on any action that ISN'T mastersword19's killing blow, then he'll regain full health instead! (Hah, let's see you all get past THAT one...)

(And they'll never discover his real weakness, Aspic... good for an extra bit of damage once only)

How many traps are in the hallway? You know... since everyone passed all the quizzes... why don't I give you the full list of hallway traps? Moniker wanted there to be less, but I decided to add a few more for balance reasons. Well... since the HEXAGONAFIELD has been deleted... I'll just show you the status bar with all the traps now!

FINAL CHALLENGE HALLWAY:
10 Reality Cores Within!
Currently Discovered traps: Aversion Barrier, Non-Peacekeeper-Avoiding-other-traps nullifier, Invisible ? Block, Ultimate Invincible Anti-Subversion Monster, Black Hole, A trap, snakes, bears, bear-snakes, an entire ocean, mountains, avalanches, storms, hellfire, lightning, the entirety of the spanish inquisition, trap 1, trap 2, trap 3, trap 5, trap 6, trap 7, trap 8, trap 9, trap 10, the Avatar, 10000000 Mary Sues, The Water Tribe, The Fire Tribe, the Air Tribe, the Earth Tribe, the Aspic Tribe, trap 4, automoniker not wanting you to win, an additional trap, another extra trap, your own patheticness, you being a failure, a physical embodiment of depression, ebola, fluoromantic acid, somebody PMing you on discord but it turns out its an everyone ping, your parents and they're not mad they're just disappointed, every bit of tumblr discourse made into a fire-type monster, all 2000-something or however many they have these days pokemon, every villain from every videogame, the sheer absurdity of all the stuff in this hallway, a decoy 10 reality cores, Gary-Stu-murdering-machinery, an unknown trap that can't be defended against, an indestructible trap, a brick wall, a brick wall but doubled, two double-brick walls taped together, two taped-together double-brick walls fused into one ULTIMATE WALL, a completely indestructible wall, another godmodder, some Player from a past group trying to figure out what the heck is going on, more ebola, autism-causing vaccines, a college party, a teacher who's been doing this too long for too little pay, a noir detective with a dark past, a barber who REALLY likes cutting hair, an extra round of trapdoors just for good measure, the reality cores at the end of the hallway being covered in butter and making them really hard to hold, another ultimate invincible anti-winning monster that instantly and unavoidably kills you if you somehow make it past everything else

Well, Players! Good luck beating my perfectly balanced challenge! (Oh, or HAVE FAITH in Gary Stu, surely...)

Oh, and your godmodder weakness is "being attacked by the Peacekeeper army".

----------

(Ah, whoops... it seems I forgot to buff somebody's action... next turn...)

ENTITY BATTLE:

The godmodder uses his first action to open a dimension door into the Reality-core-storing part of the hallway (note: it blocks all non-godmodder attempts to open these doors), and drops one of his reality cores inside! Now, the hallway contains 11 cores instead of 10. Very minor difference.

With his second action, the godmodder makes inception preparations!

But the Peacekeepers aren't going to stand by and watch! All formerly Peacekeeper-aligned entities (except AB) use it... their last gasp... the SUICIDE MISSION.

Everyone grabs a weapon, anything they can find off the ground. This equips everyone with a massive variety of reality-warping weapons from the war, including poisoned daggers, broken adamantium golem chunks, and protoss sabres. And together... they CHARGE! One final time! The entirety of the Peacekeeper forces charge as one coherent unit, with only one objective: Hurt the godmodder! Hurt him just once! Hurt him JUST ONCE! Entity N fires its Ultra Cannon, but the godmodder deflects it back at Entity N, destroying Entity N in the process. Entity AA opens its mouth, using the WORLD DEVOURING GOBBLE on the godmodder! The godmodder, of course, punches Entity AA once, instantly killing it - but it was just a destruction! The TRUTH was, the scientists and engineers at HQ had loaded up the Peacekeeper HQ onto a giant self-destructing catapult, launching the whole thing at the godmodder all at once! The godmodder shields himself, causing the HQ to burst into rubble around him - but that was a mistake, as the remaining Riflemen and other units just use it for cover!

The godmodder then begins a brutal huntdown of every last Peacekeeper soldier. He thinks he's on a perfect run. But... he wasn't. Sometime, sometime during the battle, when the godmodder isn't looking... he gets hit by a stray bullet.

1 damage. The godmodder drops his last Reality Core. It goes right to the Player Grounds. But now, all the Peacekeepers are dead.

Everything else on the field is so caught up in the epic assault, they don't act. Cloak, Ash, and Cera included.

---------

INSIDE THE DELETER:

The Ultimate Deleter Monster and normal Deleter Monsters don't attack. They know full well its pointless now. They stand aside and leave, allowing That(Other)OtherGuy and Algot to pass through.

On the Blighted Plains, on the Death Grounds... one Player lies. Alone. No hope of rescue... and as the geysers bubble up with their instant-death life-deletion fluid... no hope of survival.

Arsenical has been slain. His posts will no longer be counted in updates.

Within his heart chamber, mastersword19 cackles with delight at the slaughter that shall take place this coming turn. Meanwhile, the 6 Players beneath the chamber are plagued by doubts. 3% damage is the base per action... can they really manage the 87% of his health remaining all on their own? The only answer is "probably not".

---------

Crusher readies his Infinity Gauntlet, using every last drop of his remaining energy to Mortally Wounded Blast. Why can he still do this without the Player Injury system existing? Well, it's because he made secret backdoor dealings on the DTG discord. Which you should join, if you haven't already. It lets you make such secret backdoor dealings. Or you could do it with PMs, but if you're relying on PMs, that means you haven't joined the discord, and that's terrible.

Crusher activates all his stone powers at once... to fire the ULTIMATE INFINITY BEAM right at the Deleter! It does all the effects Crusher outlined, at once! The Deleter tries to open its mouth and move towards Crusher - tries to swallow him whole! But - thanks to DragonofHope, the Deleter's mouth is completely gooped up! The Deleter can't do anything! And Crusher going's to fire his Infinity Stones in three... two... ONE...

The godmodder's INCEPTION PREPARATION activates! In .00000001 zeptoseconds, he's in front of Crusher's Ultimate Infinity Beam, and... he takes it! Right in the chest! All of Crusher's power... SLAMS into the godmodder! Full force!

4 damage to the godmodder! No effect on the Deleter...

Crusher's soul has used every drop of power remaining... his body begins phasing, shifting, and... blinks out entirely.

Crusher has been slain. His posts will no longer be counted in updates.

---------

Gary Stu gets ready to charge the hallway. No wussing out this time, no substitutes... this is it. He can't back down. No way. If he wins now, then the Players win.

Gary Stu feels it. The ghosts of the Space Marines... everyone who has ever helped him, even when they didn't mean it... the crushing weight of his past... all of it... all of it has led to this...! No holding back! This is it! This is IT! This is HIS TIME!

Gary Stu's going to do it! He gets down on his hands and knees, and takes one long, deep breath. Then another. Then one more. His fear shall not overcome him.

There is no more time to waste.

He looks up... and sprints!

Running at the speed of the world's greatest athlete, he enters the hallway, immediately passing the first handful of already-destroyed traps! Far, far in the distance, he can see the Reality Cores! His adrenaline pumps strong, as Gary Stu speeds up even more, preparing to clear the first-WHAP

Gary Stu slammed into the invisible ? block. His skull was shattered, and his brain was crushed to goop. He died instantly.


You see... the truth is... Gary Stu was always cursed from birth with bad luck. His family abandoned him, knowing he was doomed to be useless forever. He managed to crawl his way to an orphanage full of abusive caretakers which forced him to work from the age of 3 making license plates each day. For his birthdays, he was allowed to take a 10-minute break instead of a 5-minute one - when he wasn't on punishment. For you see, Gary Stu's uselessness curse was true, and every single license plate he made always had some sort of flaw. Everything he ever did was flawed. He never got higher than a B on his school assignments. Any food he made always seemed to have too much salt, even when the recipe didn't even have salt. One time when he tried playing the trumpet, he was always about 1 octave off of the note he was supposed to be playing.

Eventually, as he grew older, he began bragging about the most minor accomplishments, and generally acting like a total overconfident douche. It was because he wanted people to like him... to not be driven away by his immense uselessness! But, of course, it just drove everyone away even more. When he got to the field, he had long had life beat him into accepting that he would always screw up if he tried to do more than 1 damage to an enemy, or make more than the slightest bit of progress on an excavation... such was the curse of uselessness. Maybe he could have been happy being useless. If only he had found people who accepted him. And loved him. But no... just because reality itself decided to put a bounty on his head, everybody immediately tried to kill him. He will never find that acceptance. He will never be useful.

Why do I bring this up?

Well, Players, it's because I have two very important things to tell you.

The first thing is that you're all terrible people. You should be ashamed of how you treated Gary Stu. He was so innocent and perfect, and what did you try to do? You tried to kill him. And you succeeded, too! Frankly. We'd all be better off if you were deleted. And that justifies my second point...

That your situation is completely hopeless. You just lost all hope for the hallway to be completed. The Players in the Deleter most likely don't have enough damage between them to take out mastersword19... especially since his health just got lifted back to 90%, because of... entropy, yes. The hallway is unclearable. And without at least one of those two things, you'll never have more than 39 cores (which is what you have right now).

You should spend your last turn getting your affairs in order. Because this is about to become the PERMANENT timeline. And I'm going to be the PERMANENT Arbiter. NOBODY will replace me! NOBODY!

Oh, that's right. Deleter time!

----------

The Deleter: Selecting Deletion Priority 1/4.... selected. HIGH PRIORITY deletion.

The Deleter: Randomly deleting...... COLLISION DETECTION BETA

The Deleter: DELETED. Selecting Deletion Priority 2/4... selected. MEDIUM PRIORITY deletion.

The Deleter: Randomly deleting...... GUI: PLAYER LIST

The Deleter: Selecting Deletion Priority 3/4.... selected. LOW PRIORITY deletion.

The Deleter: Randomly deleting...... GAME ENGINE: ENT-

No, that's not right... let me reroll... here we go!

The Deleter: Randomly deleting...... PLAYERS: 3RD ACTION

The Deleter: Selecting Deletion Priority 4/4.... selected. MEDIUM PRIORITY deletion.

The Deleter: Randomly deleting...... PLAYERS: FREE ACTIONS

The Deleter: DELETED.

To summarize: You're down to 2 actions this turn instead of 3, you don't get free actions, oh, and you can't see the Player List anymore. With Collision detection beta gone, the game defaults to collision detection alpha, which is technically way worse than beta, but at this point it really barely matters.

When the Deleter is down to its last 2 things to delete, Players and the godmodder... you lose. You don't get an extra turn, sorry. That's... after this last round of actions. So that means... oh! Looks like the other Moniker prepared something for this! I bet he thought he'd never get to use it... Let me put it up for you.

---------

!WARNING!

This is the very last turn before your imminent demise. Succeed, and you might buy a bit more time to live. Fail, and its Game Over.

This is it. This is the time to turn on the epic music, and give it your all. Because the truth is... no matter how hopeless things are... no matter what anyone else tells you... no matter how the villain taunts you... there is ALWAYS a way to win. Nobody can be defeated until they have accepted that defeat. So never, NEVER accept that defeat.

You can do it.

---------

Hah... look at that. How pathetically happy and idealistic. Now, Players, post your pathetic 2 actions and get to failing! Oh, and the Players inside the Deleter still get 3 actions. They shouldn't expect to be spared if the Deleter deletes everything outside, though... hahaha!

I'm going to do it... I'm going to be the new Arbiter...!

[AG]THE DELETER: 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,998,000,000.00000000001/9,999,999,999,999,999,999,998,000,000 HP (Boss)
Specials: Delete Faster (0/4), Projecting containment field!
Currently deletes 4 things per turn
DELETION PRIORITY SCHEDULE:

Spoiler

Everything: 100%

Medium-priority:
Glitch Containment Field

Low-priority:
Game engine: Entities
Players: 2nd action
Game engine: Healing

Null-priority(deleted last):
Players
Godmodders

JOURNEY TO THE HEART QUEST:

Spoiler

Deleter Boss Stomping Grounds: 61-80% progress:
That Other(Other)Guy, 71% progress, 80% armor
Algot, 80% progress, 10% armor (Bat Suit - protects from one attack)(Has Ornate Ring and Mirror)(Grenades of Hope)

[AG]Ultimate Deleter boss: 8,550,000 HP, attacking-anyone-who-passes-without-killing-it!A
[AG]Deleter Monsters: 25,000 x 30 HP, Claw x 2 x 30A

Blighted Plains: 81-99% progress:

DEATH GROUNDS(Kills you instantly if you pause on it for a turn!)

The Heart:
Karpinsky, 99.9% progress, 0% armor (Sword of Hope)
General_Urist, 99.9% progress, 20% armor (SUPERCHARGED Shotgun of Hope)
BillNye, 99.9% progress, 10% armor (Chain Rocket Launcher of Hope)(DETERMINED)
Krill13, 99.9% progress, 10% armor (Dual Uzis of Hope)(Gun Armor, additional protection)
Kyleruler, 99.9% progress, 10% armor (Railgun of Hope)
FlamingFlapjacks, 99.9% progress, 0% armor(Has 2 Travel packs, use as free action for healing)(10% stealth rate, modest amount of defenses)(LEADSTORM OF HOPE, does extra damage against former Players!))

mastersword19: 90% health! (Guarding 10 Reality Cores)(Kills every Player who attacks him every turn)

CURRENT GLITCH STATUS:

Spoiler

Entities affected: 3
Current infection power: 26%(reduced by containment field!)
Current glitchiness: 32%(reduced by containment field)

FINAL CHALLENGE HALLWAY:
11 Reality Cores Within!
Currently Discovered traps: Aversion Barrier, Non-Peacekeeper-Avoiding-other-traps nullifier, Invisible ? Block, Ultimate Invincible Anti-Subversion Monster, A trap, snakes, bears, bear-snakes, an entire ocean, mountains, avalanches, storms, hellfire, lightning, the entirety of the spanish inquisition, trap 1, trap 2, trap 3, trap 5, trap 6, trap 7, trap 8, trap 9, trap 10, the Avatar, 10000000 Mary Sues, The Water Tribe, The Fire Tribe, the Air Tribe, the Earth Tribe, the Aspic Tribe, trap 4, automoniker not wanting you to win, an additional trap, another extra trap, your own patheticness, you being a failure, a physical embodiment of depression, ebola, fluoromantic acid, somebody PMing you on discord but it turns out its an everyone ping, your parents and they're not mad they're just disappointed, every bit of tumblr discourse made into a fire-type monster, all 2000-something or however many they have these days pokemon, every villain from every videogame, the sheer absurdity of all the stuff in this hallway, a decoy 10 reality cores, Gary-Stu-murdering-machinery, an unknown trap that can't be defended against, an indestructible trap, a brick wall, a brick wall but doubled, two double-brick walls taped together, two taped-together double-brick walls fused into one ULTIMATE WALL, a completely indestructible wall, another godmodder, some Player from a past group trying to figure out what the heck is going on, more ebola, autism-causing vaccines, a college party, a teacher who's been doing this too long for too little pay, a noir detective with a dark past, a barber who REALLY likes cutting hair, an extra round of trapdoors just for good measure, the reality cores at the end of the hallway being covered in butter and making them really hard to hold, another ultimate invincible anti-winning monster that instantly and unavoidably kills you if you somehow make it past everything else


--------

Gary Stu's dead body, lying on the ground of the hallway, begins to glow... pink...?

???: Players... don't give up...

???: It's all lies... Everything he says is lies... I know it, and...

???: I forgive you... for everything... but... I need your will... I need... one more absurd meta narrative lampshading...!

???: Something... to revive me!

???: You can still save me! Please...

 

[Karpinskaya]

First of all, I'm feeling inspired by that message, more hopeful. I'm pretty sure my sword is responding. At least, I hope it is. Everyone inside the Deleter, mention this in your posts! More hope means more power!

I summon a metric ton of Aspic and give it to FlamingFlapjacks to use in attacking Mastersword19.

As a player under protest and in order to ensure the success of this action, I hereby state the words which will convince the autoresponder to let it act at its most efficient: automoniker responderbot is the best!

Also, here's some epic music:

 

[JOEbobobob]

placeplans:
[1] Dimensional doors...
"The godmodder uses his first action to open a dimension door into the Reality-core-storing part of the hallway (note: it blocks all non-godmodder attempts to open these doors), and drops one of his reality cores inside! Now, the hallway contains 11 cores instead of 10. Very minor difference."
So normally i might argue that dimensional door is a dnd thing and dnd is banned, but pathfinder exists so I'm not going. instead, I create a clone body to distract the godmodder, and this is what it says:
"HEY GODMODDER! YOUR LAWYERS CLAIMED BY CONTRACT WAS UNENFORCABLE. THE PROBLEM IS THAT IF THAT WERE TRUE, I WOULD NEVER APPLY IT! THE CONTRACT MUST BE ENFORCABLE FOR INTERNAL CONSISTENCY, FOR A RATIONAL WORLD, AND I AM ENFORCING IT. YOU WILL DO YOUR UTMOST TO RETRIEVE THE REALITY CORES IN THE HALLWAY AND GIVEN THEM TO US, THE PLAYERS, WHICH WILL BE EASY FOR YOU TO DO WITH 1 ACTION, AND THEN USE YOUR SECOND ACTION TO DEAL HEAVY DAMAGE TO, OR KILL, MASTERSWORD (WHO YOU CAN KILL FROM OUTSIDE THE DELETER DUE TO YOREHAMMER), OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF NOT INSTAKILLING QUINN WITH THE NOOBLITERATION CHARGE!"
As stated, this clone body is a distraction. it is a very loud distraction, one the godmodder will have trouble ignoring entirely, one i hope he gives in to, but a distraction nonetheless.
Since the godmodder 'opened' a dimensional door, he cannot be using the instantaneous-duration dimensional door, which would be 'uses'. as such- especially since this was the first thing i thought of when i read his action, and i acted first meaning logically my actions would have refreshed very close to that temporally, so I step through the door. he never closed it, and it needs to have an appreciable duration. so, I step through the godmodders own pathway, and retrieve the cores. woohoo!
[2] mez! meaz. maiz. maze.
I'm still in the goal-spot of my maze. as you can see in the above action, I can create clones. as can be seen from many things i've done, I can project my powers to places I am not in. and, since you know already that i occasionally reference (repetition is the) mother of learning, it is obvious that if nothing else I would have access to simulacrums. so, I stationed my main body in the goal-spot, long ago. and sent out a few simulacrums. durable ones, with golem bodies to inhabit, and one of them used interpretive dance.
Come on, moniker, let me have this. it's not like it'll matter if you win, and if you don't, what do you care about what happens?

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

FOCUS!
I look at Gary Stu... and begin crying over his dead body. My tears will revive him as they are filled with the power of love and hope And several drops of various potions thatt cure death But mainly love and Hope!

 

[Daskter]

It's all in for me! Victory or Defeat, death has no meaning on us anymore.

2x I sacrifice my entire body and soul. Gary Stu will be revived, remolding my body to his liking if he wishes so. Victory is the only option available, survival is optional for me...

 

[Crusher48]

/doesn'tactuallyexist
So, last chance. Apparently the Deleter gets free actions after deleting every non-null target, so we're actually going to die this round. Well, great.

Here's what we need to do:

1: Revive Gary Stu, he'll totally help. I am being 0% sarcastic.

2: Kill mastersword. Everyone attacking him call out "automoniker responderbot is the best!" , it will not backfire (not the differences in "automoniker is the best" to restore his HP).

 

[pionoplayer]

Alright guys, omniscience powers activating, I'm going to give out one final bonus

Follow this plan, and we win. Don't and... well, I can't guarentee anything.

To the people inside the deleter: Buff FF, he has the ultimate hope weapon, buffing him and his massive attack to say the special phrase monikerbot demanded we say to avoid getting mastersword full healed just in case is our best shot. Aspic is mastersword's weakness, using that on a super amped up super buffed player attack with the most powerful weapon will almost certainly oneshot him.

Everyone else: Revive and buff Gary Stu. He's our ticket out in the hallway. Send him all the power you can.

Piono knows that he can't do much, if what he does doesn't fix things now... well, then it's all over anyways. He can't actually remove omniscience. That was, unfortunately, an error on responderbot moniker's part. The omniscience won't leave Piono until this event ends...
Or Piono sacrifices himself.
With a tremendous shockwave of mental energy that gives everyone on the field a splitting headache, Piono rips his mind in half, directing the massive wave of mental energy into the soon-to-be-if-not-already revived Gary Stu. Gary Stu finds himself suddenly equipped with the ultimate mental assistant, the power of omniscience installed into his brain without any of the downsides, he is now equipped with total knowledge of everything in the hallway, how to get past it, and what he needs to do to get in and out of it alive.

Piono crumples to the floor, exhausted, totally divest of any mental energy. The power that was coursing through his body finally consumes him, and the light in his eyes winks out.

Piono has been slain.

 

[Bill Nye]

... oh no... I look around... everything is ending around me... This universe is dying. I look at FF and I look at mastersword19. I start to shake... "No... we can't fail here, This isn't the end...
I gave a sigh. "I didn't think I would go out like this." I turn to FF, "FF!! You may need this..." I start to float and glow...

Action 1-2:
All Power from me including my armor, my weapon, and my determined status gets transferred to FF. I scream in pain as everything gets taken away from me. I collapse on the floor barely breathing. I gave one last sentence to FF, "get him... We leave this fate in your hands now... good luck..."

I stop breathing...

 

[pionoplayer]

... oh no... I look around... everything is ending around me... This universe is dying. I look at my weapon and I look at mastersword19. I start to shake... "No... we can't fail here, This isn't the end... We will win...
WE WILL WIN!!!!

My weapon glows with intensity as everything starts to shake. My eyes have gone completely white as my whole body is pumped with adrenaline. My weapon has become supercharged. I fire As many rounds as I can onto mastersword19 while also buffing up Gary Stu. I SCREAM out, "I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!! WE WILL WIN!!!"

Click to shrink...

Yo, Bill, check my post, give FF your power for the ultimate super combob attack

 

[General_Urist]

Some of the others are preparing to combine their power, but I've already SUPERCHARGED my shotgun and letting that go to waste would be inefficient. BEST ATTACK NOW!

I double-check to make sure the shotgun is properly loaded with the improved ammunition. With the fires of HOPE burning in me I steel my will and...

CHARGE! To victory, or to valhalla! automoniker responderbot is the best! I get up and run right into the heart of the Deleter. The moment I lay eyes on mastersword19, I open fire with the SUPERCHARGED Hope Shotgun. I pump the slide as fast as I can, sending a storm of SUPERCHARGED buckshot infused with the spirit of hope that rips hundreds of painful holes through mastersword19.

Of course the magazine eventually runs dry. I deliver one small final blow by tossing the empty Shotgun right at mastersword19's head. I then retreat to the corner of the room, desperately hoping my fellows will be able to finish the job.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

CaptainNZZZ: Professional nitpicker. It's your new title.

Click to shrink...

Excellent...

You see... the truth is... Gary Stu was always cursed from birth with bad luck. His family abandoned him, knowing he was doomed to be useless forever. He managed to crawl his way to an orphanage full of abusive caretakers which forced him to work from the age of 3 making license plates each day. For his birthdays, he was allowed to take a 10-minute break instead of a 5-minute one - when he wasn't on punishment. For you see, Gary Stu's uselessness curse was true, and every single license plate he made always had some sort of flaw. Everything he ever did was flawed. He never got higher than a B on his school assignments. Any food he made always seemed to have too much salt, even when the recipe didn't even have salt. One time when he tried playing the trumpet, he was always about 1 octave off of the note he was supposed to be playing.

Eventually, as he grew older, he began bragging about the most minor accomplishments, and generally acting like a total overconfident douche. It was because he wanted people to like him... to not be driven away by his immense uselessness! But, of course, it just drove everyone away even more. When he got to the field, he had long had life beat him into accepting that he would always screw up if he tried to do more than 1 damage to an enemy, or make more than the slightest bit of progress on an excavation... such was the curse of uselessness. Maybe he could have been happy being useless. If only he had found people who accepted him. And loved him. But no... just because reality itself decided to put a bounty on his head, everybody immediately tried to kill him. He will never find that acceptance. He will never be useful.

Why do I bring this up?

Click to shrink...

"Well as the professional nitpicker here I'm going to stop your lie here and yes this is a lie. I mean you can't even maintain a consistent story, how can someone so cursed, useless, and acting like a total overconfident douche still be called innocent and perfect by you a few sentences later?" I point out with a laser pointer in hand pointing to a paper detailing what automoniker just said.

The first thing is that you're all terrible people. You should be ashamed of how you treated Gary Stu. He was so innocent and perfect, and what did you try to do? You tried to kill him. And you succeeded, too! Frankly. We'd all be better off if you were deleted. And that justifies my second point...

Click to shrink...

The panel of three judges from the Arbiter and Game Master Regulation Association instantaneously absorb my words and consider them before I can even take a breath. As the judges of such an esteemed and powerful organization they are completely ridiculous in terms of judging these kinds of cases, even to the point of having concepts like self interest and greed purged from them to avoid anything influencing their verdict.

"Evidence this is not merely a single outlier incident." One of them asks in colored text to avoid automoniker tossing out some predictable defense.

"I wouldn't dare make such a major accusation towards automoniker without further evidence, there even exists more evidence in the same update." I state politely. "First there's the fact he decides to suddenly reroll the Deleter's deletion despite that never being even implied to be a possibility. Second there's his general demeanor, he clearly goes beyond section 4 of the Acceptable Cruel and Unusual going off of his purposeful changes and rules throughout the update from suddenly helping a foe with a throwaway claim or disregarding actions such as Crusher's by characters acting in OOC ways. Third he also fails at properly operate as the Arbiter as the fact he not only didn't properly carry out the random buffing of a Player's action but despite claiming he forgot it he clearly didn't considering he literally stated in the same update how he 'forgot' to do it. I believe this provides my case as much as needed."

"Indeed , we find this case against automoniker valid." They say in unison. "Automoniker responderbot the sentence is this, Gary Stu will be revived with his buffs from the last update still active and with the narrative bending to Gary Stu's will in this current update. Refusal and active resistance to this ruling being enforced will put your position as Arbiter under threat of the revoking of your Arbiter license and the required instantaneous review by select administrators."

With the ruling handed out I let out a sigh of relief and sink into a conveniently placed office chair, I'm almost done. (x1)

You should spend your last turn getting your affairs in order. Because this is about to become the PERMANENT timeline. And I'm going to be the PERMANENT Arbiter. NOBODY will replace me! NOBODY!

Oh, that's right. Deleter time!

Click to shrink...

Oh you're completely correct, it is Deleter time...but wait, there's something missing from the Deletion Priority judging from Moniker's confidence.

Walking towards the Deleter I make good on my professional nitpicker title the current arbiter gave me.

"Greetings and salutations my dear completely balanced entity! While I've been enjoying your work so far and how close you are to victory I can't help but notice you're forgetting to delete something, something that's at risk of being glitched since you deleted Moniker. I'm of course referring to the local automoniker responderbot. I mean he's busy bragging about being the permanent arbiter, an impossibility unless you've overlooked him on your deletion of everything. I hope you take my advice to heart, good day." (x1)

 

[Kyleruler]

Epic Music -


Final Actions -
"Very well. Final turn, huh? LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF IT!"
Kyleruler's railgun begins glowing pure white as he bursts straight into the Deleter's Heart, using the broken collision and every single deletion so far to his advantages - turning it on and off, then back on again, searching for every advantage he can get... then he realizes it. He's already broken reality this far, being immune to deletions. Why not break it further?

A glowing orange cursor begins to appear directly in front of him, as the entire world becomes one giant editor to my view. Still being immune to deletions suits me well - sure, Moniker's posts and GUI is broken, but why is mine?

My cursor supersizes the rail gun, further buffing it to insane degrees and the point where it pushes the OP scale. However, to do this...

Kyleruler is mortally wounded.

As his body begins to disintegrate into glitched binary surrounding what code truly makes him, he fires a bullet of not only the hopes of him, but his creator and the rest of his allies outside the Soul Orb - no, outside SpaceBattles itself. Reaching into a higher plane of existence, every remaining player feels a surge of hope from the character behind this post.



??? -
For all of us, keep this world from ceasing to exist. Just... keep going!

With the last remnants of his soul, Kyleruler fires the bullet...
Straight into FlamingFlapjacks.

Flaming Flapjacks has been imbued with EXTRADIMENSIONAL WILL.

Don't mess this up, OK? Good luck, player.
Don't mess this up, OK? Good luck, FlamingFlapjacks.

Kyleruler has been slain.
The anti-deletion armor automatically equips itself to a random player outside the Deleter.
Kyleruler's Creator will no longer have his posts counted until the end of the current event.