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Defeat The Godmodder

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OOC: On the Discord, Moniker told me that my progrss being listed as 62% is an errata and my actual progress is in deed 72%. I really hope that Autoresponder!Moniker is in the know.

I look around, only 28% worth of travel between me and the cores. The instakill ground is between me and them, but I can manage. BANZAI! I charge forwards at full speed, and do a Super Mario 64-style Long Jump over the DEATH GROUNDS, landing dramatically at the end of the Deleter gauntlet and proudly ripping some reality cores out of the Deleter's flesh as a trophy.
 
Update XI (Doomed Timeline)
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    • VIDEO QUIZ:

    I'd like at least 3 Players to respond to these quiz questions with good answers. Do it and I'll give you all a bonus.

    Question 1: What was the greeting I started the video with?

    Question 2: What was inside the #5,647th lucky block?

    Question 3: Did you remember to like and subscribe?


    OOC: This is a creative writing project, not a bunch of test questions.

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    One big leap, and you'll be over the Blighted Plains! But before you launch, you get CRUSHED by the Ultimate Deleter Boss! All your armor is destroyed! Still, you forge onwards... and... JUMP!

    You land immediately below the entrance to the Deleter's heart chamber. You get an odd premonition... maybe you'll wait here just one second. You're at 99.9% progress!

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    You do generic trap-searching. You find two new traps in the hallway: A black hole, and quicksand!

    You get ready to kick the godmodder's butt. Heh heh... good luck, Crusher...

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    Sigh... thank you, Winkins... what chance does any attempt at a healthy diet stand against Player powers, which can rewrite the very concept of healthy food to meet their needs?

    You make the NC-17 Biome. Yikes. Better not go in there!

    A feeling of dread has also been added as a defense! It slows invaders down...

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    You crush the goomba under your heel and loot what you can from its body. You find a reminder from Bowser about not being underfoot.

    You do the same for the Koopa, and find a note from the koopa's wife and son wishing him good luck at work today.

    Atop the flagpole, you can see REALLY far. It lets you see a hint made of coin letters further out. The hint says: "THE REALITY CORE IS IN THE SECRET LEVEL"

    Honestly, Ranger_Strider, after that last debacle, I don't think another assistant is a good idea... plus, I really don't want to get too attached to you guys at this point. Hah.

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    The hallway is no longer infinite! Thank goodness!

    You, entirely confident in your plan to completely bypass the hallway, head to its very back end. As you begin setting up your magic, you feel hot breath and slimy drool on your back... and turn around to see the ULTIMATE INVINCIBLE GUARD MONSTER! It's designed to attack and kill anyone who tries to subvert the Hallway! However, it does not need to be defeated in order to reach the Hallway's end.

    You beat a hasty retreat. Maybe you ought to do the Hallway the normal way.

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    Before you can murder Gary Stu, a Space Marine gets in your way! You throw a Space Marine in the Deleter's mouth instead!

    Gary Stu recoils... why are you all suddenly trying to kill him? What has he done to you? Besides, well... being himself...

    Well, thanks, but see... due to the way Player powers work... Winkins box of health chocolates is fine and good, while an infinite supply of whatever I want... is pretty much useless. Listen, I really don't want to explain that more, I'm tried from all this QMing.

    Entity O regains 20% integrity! Fantastic.

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    You dash forward by 20%, sliding right into the Boss Stomping Grounds, and filling the Ultimate Deleter Boss with bullets for 400,000 damage!

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    Driven by loyalty, the Space Maines see the dimensional door, and all sacrifice themselves to use the MASTERY PUSH, pushing Gary Stu outside the bomb radius!

    The bomb consumes every last one of Gary Stu's remaining protective marines. Gary Stu looks on in horror. He is alone.

    Okay, the Quiet Watcher. You're clearly trying hard, so I'll applaud you. Good job! Killing Gary Stu is the right thing to do. Without him, your defeat is all but c- wait, never mind. At any rate, I'll give you some favor! Your next action will have an extra-high chance of success.

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    An excellent idea, The_Two_Eternities. You approach the professional block-studier...

    PBS: Ah, hello! Player! I have waited thousands of years for you, ever since the godmodder constructed this house... for you see, I am the only one who knows the code!

    PBS: I will be brief. First, a Player must search the second ? block. Then, the third ? block. Then, the first ? block. Do it in any other order, and the order will be reset, and the offending searcher will be injured!

    PBS: Seems simple, but for one further complication: It has to be a DIFFERENT Player who searches each block! One Player can't do all the legwork. So different Players have to search the right blocks, in the right order! Get to it, and you'll get your Reality Core!

    The bully eats all the lollipops, then dies! You did it! You murdered a kid, and as a side effect neutralized some traps!

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    You use the overhang to get past the Deleter Monster Horde safely.

    Oh yeah, Algot? Well, I'll have you know that an 8 without units means nothing! For all you know, "8" could mean the hallway is "8 infinities" long! Yeah! That's what it is! Eight infinities long!

    ...Never mind, I almost forgot that ThatRandomGuy already dealt with that. The hallway's length is already finite.

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    The Peacekeeper entities are in disbelief... they decide to check up on Quinn to make sure...

    You're riding on Entity AB's back, and you've upgraded it to make it better!

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    Entity AA gets blown back, delayed by a turn!

    WHAT!? A Homestuck VIDEO GAME? Incredible! Thanks, Paradoxdragonpaci! Once all of you are dead, I'll use my newfound free time to play it!

    ...Ah, not that, ah... ... ...

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    All three of those defenses have been made irrelevant! The Hallway is now significantly safer. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief now that the Tax Auditors have been dealt with.

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    Take me with you? Preserve me in memory? It's not so easy... I'm a computer program, not a person. A copy of something else. I can only "run" on the right software, a computer whose proper owner is currently busy not existing. Preservation isn't possible here. Even if it was... I wouldn't be happy being some toy of yours, JOEbob, like Fred was. Also, Ranger_Strider asked for assistanthood before you, and he's not getting it, either.

    At any rate, I have good news and bad news about your maze. The bad news is, the Curse of Repetitiveness is preventing you from making any new demiplanes. The good news is, the godmodder's offered you use of his special pocket dimension! You go ahead and store the maze inside it. Now, you'll DEFINITELY see the maze again after the rollback!

    The army of lawyers is suing you for harassment. File a motion with the local municipal courts if you want to make the godmodder abide by the contract.

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    Okay, FlamingFlapjacks. Fine. I forgive you. You are no longer DUNCE. It's not like that really matters, anyways.

    You fly forwards 20%, and your hope-dousing douses the Ultimate Deleter Boss with 450,000 damage!

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    ...I THINK that was the code I set up earlier? I'm too lazy to double-check. I'll assume you got it right, Trifling_Epithet! After going through the portals, you end up in the secret chamber, a small black room with a lit pedestal in the center... and on the pedestal is... 1 REALITY CORE! You take it and put in the Player Grounds! Another one for the pile.

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    A random action next turn will be super-buffed thanks to your prayer!

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    Pionoplayer has surrendered Omniscience. If anyone else wants to take OMNISCIENCE's powers, and use them for what little time remains in the event, they are welcome to.

    Your omniscience beam reeks of surrender and giving up. It bounces right off the godmodder.

    OOC: This whole Omniscience debacle... I'm going to talk about it on the Discord, when the event ends at the latest.

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    Driving the stake viciously into your chest, you turn into a fluid! Swirling, swooshing, rising, falling, you COVER the Deleter with the blood and power you have sacrificed! You WILL slow the Deleter, no matter the cost!

    Entity H is no longer taking orders, due to all the various removals! Such as Player Ownership. You could still use an action to FORCE it to obey you. Or well, I guess if your plan works, you won't be able to, but, whatever.

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    Go, Bill Nye! You can do it! YOU CAN FAIL AND DIE!

    You get 30% progress, landing squarely at the 90% mark, right in the middle of the Blighted Plains!

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    You now own the One True Perfectly Unique Gun of Fear! Its slightly stronger than your average hope weapon. +20% armor!

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    Homestuck figurines?? Did those ever exist? Wait, hang on, let me look this up...

    Oh, they did. Now I have all these little figurines in my office. Great. Thanks. Now I feel awkward. I hate it when people talk about my interests. It makes me feel like a nerd. Okay. No more Homestuck, please. I think we've all had enough Homestuck. This running gag has gone on TOO LONG. Still, captain.cat, thanks, I suppose.

    You give the godmodder a sulfuric acid swirly! On the playground, this is called a "brain melter". I know, because I recieved them a lot when I was young! ...Wait, maybe that explains a lot... uh, 1 damage to the godmodder! You take 1 Reality Core! And give your other one to ThatRandomGuy!

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    The Peacekeepers have yet to confirm Quinn's death. But they know that Spicy_Serious isn't the greatest of liars. The Peacekeepers grow increasingly nervous as they wait for the engineers and scientists to return with the proclamation... and also... prepare to fight. Whether Players or godmodders, they do not yet know.

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    Too lazy to check the name, Kyleruler? I know the feeling, and completely empathize.

    You put up a small shield around yourself! Enemies won't attack you this turn.

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    You join Karpinsky at the very, absolute end of the line, 99% progress! Of course, the Ultimate Deleter Monster Boss nails you, reducing your armor by 80%! Still, you're both together, ready to enter the final part...

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    Gary Stu runs as far as he can from the Hallway. He's getting paranoid. Are the Players, his own allies... ought to kill him? He starts looking around himself desperately. So desperately, he fails to see the fact that he's running right for a cliff.

    So, it looks like you Players don't even need to do anything! Just go ahead and let him die, and that will be that.

    Entities, B, D, and L attack Entity X, killing it! Entity W %@@&$@$&&&&&&$$&& dies.

    The Peacekeeper scientists and engineers enter Quinn's room, to find... nothing but a giant hole in the floor and a missing Quinn. Combining this, with the Players' statements... they know what must have happened.

    The HQ sounds the Alarm. Quinn has been slain, and the Players were right! It was all a trick. The only way the Peacekeepers can make up for this failure... is by winning, and rolling back the world!

    And so all the Peacekeeper entities prepare. For now, they fire warning shots at all the glitched entities, keeping them at bay. Next turn, if they're alive... one glorious, final assault on the godmodder, to win a Reality Core! And for now, the Players can have the 2 in their base.

    The godmodder himself watches them. He's got other ideas, of course. Like, for example, his specific other idea at this time is that the Peacekeepers should all fail horribly. He spends both his actions this turn creating the ULTIMATE DECOY. It's a copy of the godmodder! You need to make sure the Peacekeepers are directed towards the REAL godmodder! The decoy is almost imperceptible as compared to the real godmodder, there's only one TINY difference...

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    Within the Deleter, Jamie gets ready... set... and! SPRINT!

    In a flying leap, Jamie bursts forward, vaulting over the Blighted Plains, and passing straight into the Deleter's final chamber, above the heads of Karpinsky and General_Urist! She heads inside...

    Jamie finds herself in a dark room. Up ahead, she can see a dim light pulsing...

    Jamie: Okay, Heart... time to TEAR YOU APART!

    Suddenly, the walls light up! The room is a mess of the Deleter's raw-red flesh, the ground and walls plenty sticky, and at the back of the room is a beating heart, containing within: 10 Reality Cores! But above that heart, is... a Player?

    mastersword19: it was me all along

    mastersword19: i wanted to control the ultimate entity. so i made the deleter

    mastersword19: the other player = CLONED, now its me, im a real player

    mastersword19: prepare to die with my ultimate growing over time snowball weapon

    mastersword19 lifts up the weapon in his hands - the RockFaller! At the end of every turn, the RockFaller instantly kills every Player in the chamber! But Jamie only had to travel 20% of the way here... that means she had 1 action left!

    Jamie: YOU! I know Players from the past made this - were you one of them!?

    mastersword19: im a player

    Jamie: WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS MONSTROSITY!?

    mastersword19: to be the strongest player

    Jamie: MAKE IT TURN ON THE GODMODDER! NOW!

    mastersword19: i can't

    Jamie: WHY!? WHY!??!

    mastersword19: because that would be op. im not an op player. the deleter is balanced, it took 100000000000000000 turns to get this far

    Jamie: You're INSANE! I don't... I don't understand...

    Jamie: No... I think I DO understand! You're a MADMAN, who wants power, and who NEEDS TO DIE!

    Jamie: EAT THIS!

    Jamie whips out her SQUIRT GUN OF HOPE, points at Mastersword19, and presses the trigger! A steady stream of HOPE WATER peters out, covering mastersword19! He takes 3% health damage.

    mastersword19 then activates the RockFaller! From outside, General_Urist and Karpinsky hear a terrifying rumbling...

    Jamie has been slain.

    Land of Deleter Monsters and more Deleter Monsters:

    Arsenical's Deleter Monsters drag him through the crowd of Deleter Monsters. They manage to swat aside some of their former friends, but Arsenical still loses 50% armor. Still, he's at 60% progression now. Not totally at the back of the pack.

    ThatOther(Other)Guy also steps into the next zone, already being at 60% progression, so it doesn't change how far he is. It just allows for the Land of Deleter Monsters and more Deleter Monsters to stop being a thing I need to keep track (which it does, since everyone's further ahead now).

    Deleter Boss Stomping Grounds:

    The Ultimate Deleter Boss spurs on his comrades to fight all the Players, and they deal 20% damage to everyone's armor (except Kyleruler's)! FlamingFlapjacks regen armor heals half of that back. Nice. Looks like everyone's going to end up getting hurt if they try to dash ahead without killing the boss first...

    Blighted Plains:

    BillNye, at 90% progress, is standing in the middle of the Blighted Plains. He looks down and realizes his mistake... he's right above an INSTANT DEATH GEYSER. He stands there, frozen in fear...

    ...I guess, since all you Players have been so nice to me, I can give you ONE mulligan with these Blighted Plains. Someone needs to dash forward this turn (or somebody already at 99.9% progression needs to come back) and grab BillNye. BillNye can't perform any other actions until someone this turn has come and rescued him. It's okay for him to make his post this turn - but only after someone else has made a post rescuing him. Better save him, you need every Player you can get!

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    Fighting mastersword19:

    It's hard to tell exactly what happened from his absurd exposition. I... THINK he's saying that he cloned himself... to control the Deleter... or partially control it, not sure how much power he really has... at any rate, you can't get the Reality Cores he holds until he dies. The catch, of course, is that at the end of every turn, if mastersword19 isn't dead, he'll kill every Player who attacked him that turn - since you can't retreat once you're in his chamber. The only way to win without everyone dying is to have everyone kill him in one turn. Luckily, you can cling to the walls of flesh outside the room at 99.9% progress and be safe, and spend your actions gearing up to potentially deal more damage when you do attack.

    Or, you could give up this sidequest entirely. Maybe mastersword19 will let you join him in the Deleter, if you all beg for it.

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    The Deleter: Auto-Selecting Deletion Priority 1/3.... selected. BLACK SLUDGE THAT IS COVERING PERSON Deletion.

    The Deleter: DELETED. Selecting Deletion Priority 2/3... selected. LOW PRIORITY deletion.

    The Deleter: Randomly deleting...... GUI: HEXAGONAFIELD

    The Deleter: Selecting Deletion Priority 3/3.... selected. MEDIUM PRIORITY deletion.

    The Deleter: Randomly deleting...... PLAYERS: PLAYER INJURY SYSTEM

    The Deleter: DELETED. Adjusting Deletion Priorities.....

    The Deleter activates DELETE FASTER! It can now delete 4 things each turn!

    Without Player Injury System, every attack the Players take is either a one-hit-kill or does nothing at all. Considering Player Invulnerability is now gone, everyone's going to have to tread carefully.

    Of course, losing the HEXAGONAFIELD is the worse ordeal. Without the regular interface, I'll just have to DESCRIBE to you what's happening on the HEXAGONAFIELD. Every update after this one, I'll type out long, pain-staking, effort-filled descriptions to inform you. At least you don't have to keep track of HP bars. You're lucky this didn't happen earlier.

    You have this turn, and then the turn after that, and at the end of that turn... there shouldn't be anything left to delete. Players... you are about to lose.

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    CaptainNZZZ wakes up. He expected to bleed out. Why is he waking up?

    It looks like deleting the black sludge he'd turned into just left... him. He would be injured, but Player Injury is gone. Frankly, it's a complete miracle he's alive. But alive he is.

    [AG]THE DELETER: 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,998,000,000.00000000001/9,999,999,999,999,999,999,998,000,000 HP (Boss)
    Specials: Delete Faster (0/4), Projecting containment field!
    Currently deletes 4 things per turn
    DELETION PRIORITY SCHEDULE:
    Current deletion odds:
    High-priority: 20%
    Med-priority: 40%
    Low-priority: 40%

    High-priority:
    Physics Engine: Collision Detection Beta

    Medium-priority:
    GUI: Player list
    Glitch Containment Field
    Players: Free Actions

    Low-priority:
    Game engine: Entities
    Players: 3rd action
    Game engine: Healing

    Null-priority(deleted last):
    Players
    Godmodders

    JOURNEY TO THE HEART QUEST:
    Deleter Boss Stomping Grounds: 61-80% progress:
    Arsenical, 61% progress, 40% armor (The Purifier)
    Deleter Monsters: 15,000 x 12 HP, Claw x 2 x 12A (loyal to Arsenical)
    That Other(Other)Guy, 61% progress, 80% armor(One True Unique Gun of Fear)
    Krill13, 70% progress, 70% armor (Dual Uzis of Hope)(Gun Armor, additional protection)
    Algot, 60% progress, 10% armor (Bat Suit - protects from one attack)(Has Ornate Ring and Mirror)(Grenades of Hope)
    FlamingFlapjacks, 70% progress, 40% armor, +10% armor regen to Players in same zone each turn (Has 2 Travel packs, use as free action for healing)(10% stealth rate, modest amount of defenses)(Machine Gun of Hope)
    Kyleruler, 70% progress, 90% armor (Railgun of Hope)

    [AG]Ultimate Deleter boss: 8,550,000 HP, attacking-anyone-who-passes-without-killing-it!A
    [AG]Deleter Monsters: 25,000 x 30 HP, Claw x 2 x 30A

    Blighted Plains: 81-99% progress:

    DEATH GROUNDS(Kills you instantly if you pause on it for a turn!)
    BillNye, 90% progress, 90% armor (Chain Rocket Launcher of Hope)(NEEDS RESCUE)

    The Heart:
    Karpinsky, 99.9% progress, 0% armor (Sword of Hope)
    General_Urist, 99.9% progress, 20% armor (Shotgun of Hope)

    mastersword19: 97% health! (Guarding 10 Reality Cores)(Kills every Player who attacks him every turn)

    CURRENT GLITCH STATUS:
    Entities affected: 3
    Current infection power: 26%(reduced by containment field!)
    Current glitchiness: 32%(reduced by containment field)

    Cloak
    Ash
    Cera

    Entity A: 33% of maxHP!A
    $#@@@_____EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (GLITCHED)

    The Destroyer
    FFJNK@JKF@JK$^@RR@R@BHJF@HJBHJB@HBRJ@HBJRHJB@#RHBJ@#RBHJ@#HBJR@HJBRJHB@RHJB@#RHBJ@#JHRB@BHJRBH@#YR@YURYU@#RBH@YBR@YU#RYU@RYU#R@#R#@RY@BU#R@#UYBRUYB@RYUBR@BYURYB@URYU@#R@YUBYRB@YU#BRYR@#R@#YBURBYU@R@#YBURBY@#

    Entity B: 200 x MachineGun!A

    [AG]Gary Stu: 1/1 HP, perfection incarnate, definitely dying next turn if not saved! Kill for auto-Moniker's favor!

    Entity D: 99.999999991% health! Laser x 3!A Directive: Attack enemies and be immune to the glitch!

    Player Grounds
    Current defenses: Nevermelt tundra, Radiation-Ensconced Zone, Plastic-Recycling biome, NC-17 Biome, Feeling of dread defenses-need-to-be-traveled-linearly-ness
    Player Vault: Holding 27 reality cores

    Anti-Glitch Blacksmith, needs 1 more glitch ore for upgrade
    Glitched entity containment facility, currently holding 1 of 1 entities! Holding: [N - EternalStruggle]wgegewgck f%%%%: []}} x [ HP, ||||| x ^A (GLITCHED)

    Entity H: Removes glitches! Currently no target

    Entity L
    Entity M: Slime Tackle x 1

    FINAL CHALLENGE HALLWAY:
    10 Reality Cores Within!
    Currently Discovered traps: Aversion Barrier, Non-Peacekeeper-Avoiding-other-traps nullifier, surprise wall flamethrowers, ceiling-to-floor crushers, Invisible ? Block, bottomless pit, surprise poisoned bowl of fruit, Ultimate Invincible Anti-Subversion Monster, Black Hole, Quicksand

    THE HOUSE WITH TOO MANY PLACES TO SEARCH:
    Painted world:
    Enchanted forest center
    In the guidepost
    In the grass

    Kitchen:
    Underneath the pan person

    Video Game Land:
    Behind the massive amount of coins

    Secret Level:
    Within the first flashing, light-radiating ? block that says "REALITY CORE HERE, DEFINITELY NOT A TRAP"
    Within the second flashing, light-radiating ? block that says "REALITY CORE HERE, DEFINITELY NOT A TRAP"
    Within the third flashing, light-radiating ? block that says "REALITY CORE HERE, DEFINITELY NOT A TRAP"

    Entity N: Ultra Cannon!A
    Entity O: 35% intact! Harassing Quinn's Mecha! 75% chance to dodge attacks! +40% intact-ness per turn! Equipped with the ULTIMATE UNHOLY BLADE!

    Peacekeeper HQ: Currently has Scientists(100 x 619 HP) and Engineers (100 x 899 HP) defending! Currently storing 0 Reality Cores!

    Entity P: Rifle x 7A, Directive: Defeat The Godmodder!

    Entity Q: +4,000 x 23A, Directive: Defeat The Godmodder!

    Entity R x 92: Directive: Defeat The Godmodder!

    Entity T x 195: Directive: Defeat The Godmodder!

    Entity AB: Integrity: 90%, Directive: Get through Hallway!, prepared to teleport past first 3 traps, has anti-crusher top

    Entity Z: 6,000 x 650A, Directive: Defeat The Godmodder!
    Entity AA: Directive: Defeat The Godmodder!

    [PG]Godmodder: 97/301 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket\)(Owes JOEbob 5 actions)(Artifact Blaster - doubles power of any action or charge once)(Mascythe - 3-way action split)(Infinileaf clover - succeeds at all luck rolls)(Starcalibur - x2 actions(container - allows holding without drain)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses))(holding 2 reality cores, drops 1 per point of damage)(current target of the Peacekeepers)

    [PG]Godmodder: 97/301 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket\)(Owes JOEbob 5 actions)(Artifact Blaster - doubles power of any action or charge once)(Mascythe - 3-way action split)(Infinileaf clover - suceeds at all luck rolls)(Starcalibur - x2 actions(container - allows holding without drain)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses))(holding 2 reality cores, drops 1 per point of damage)

    Player info:
    Captain.cat(holding 1 Reality Core)
    MooGoestheCow
    CaptainNZZZ
    EternalStruggle
    The_Two_Eternities
    Tht-Random-Puy(holding 1 Reality Core)
    Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)
    JoeBOB
    Ranger_Strider_
    Daskter(holding 1 Reality Core)
    Pionoplayer
    Winkins
    Paradoxdragonpaci(holding 2 Reality Cores)(Favored)
    Srovy
    Crusher48
    Dragon of Hope?!?
    Karpinsky
    General_Urist
    That(Other)OtherGuy(holding 1 Reality Core)
    Spicy Serious
    Bill Nye
    Kyleruler
    Algot
    GoldHero101(HOPE)
    Krill13(holding 2 Reality Cores)
    Cephalos Jr.
    SophiaLT16
    Ban the Fairy King
    FlamingFlapjacks
    Thief
    Woobydoobydoo
    MrDanger2nd
    Evonix
    The quiet watcher(holding 1 Reality Core)
    Little_Hunter

    No, the godmodder making a clone doesn't mean his stuff has been duplicated. It just appears that way.
     
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    Alright guys, itinerary time. We currently possess 36(?) Reality Cores, with 2 in the hands of the Godmoddder and 2 in the secret house. 10 are in the hallway, 10 in the deleter. Here's how we get them:

    Godmodder: The Peacekeepers will deal 1 damage if we point them towards the right target (it's the one on the top, the second one has a typo). We just need 1 more hit on him to get all of his cores. If worst comes to worst, we can let him have 1 core and finish with 59.

    House: Should be solvable with a few player actions. Just coordinate a little bit.

    Hallway: Continue to power through and solve it. Don't take risks though, we can't take another hit.
    *Edit: Entity AB, as a peacekeeper, is immune to the disabling-other-traps nullifier. Equip upgrades to it, potentially?

    Deleter Core: Mastersword overlooked the possibility of Mortal Blasting. As the Deleter's insides are deletion-proof, you should be able to intentionally mortal wound yourself and then use a smash for massive damage on him. We might even be able to take him out this round if we hit hard enough.

    Now, the Deleter has 7 non-null deletion targets, and deletes 4 per round. Normally, that would result in it deleting null-priority targets at the end of next round. However, I am going to attempt to stall the Deleter. If it succeeds, it will lose at least one deletion, preventing it from deleting a null-priority target the round after next. That will give us a last chance to grab cores before a reset. Now, I won't be able to help directly after that, but I'll make it my goal to continue to provide advice after my death. Don't ask how, it's strange player powers.

    Bonus: Omniscience: Someone who is inside the Deleter at the 60% mark should grab it, and use it to do the following:

    1: Discover a weakness of Mastersword in case he doesn't go down this round.

    2: Find out how many traps are in the final hallway in total.

    3: Something of your choice.
     
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    WHOA NELLY! Yeah, this mastersword person is going to be a problem. Looks like we're not leaving the deleter for a while.

    Well, once I go in there with him I'm not coming out. Best spend this turn charging power.
    I take all the shells out of my Shotgun Of Hope and put them in a device that resembles something between a cellphone charger and an induction furnace. Said device I then connect to a bicycle generator. I spend the remainder of the turn pedaling as hard as I can on the generator, sending power to the device and thus SUPERCHARGING my ammunition. This SUPERCHARGED ammo should be able to deliver a much greater blast of hope than it ever could've before.
     
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    List of equations in quantum mechanics - Wikipedia[1x]First of all, the Godmodder magically has to abide by contract. there's no municiple court: it's magical contracts. it's always magical. magical, intention-based contracts. rules-lawyering is wrong. I communicate this to the godmodder via a combination of telepathy, signs, yelling, shooting lasers to describe this information in Morse code, and interpretive dance. now, while we're talking about contracts and debts...
    The Godmodders decoy isn't stated as weaker... and both him and his decoy owe me 5 actions. yes, duplication of items not exist, but he is not his decoy, and both have the 'owes joebob 5 actions' tag.
    So, I call upon the Godmodders decoy's debt that he apparently has to me- entirely separate from the Godmodders debt, mind you, which I am most certainly not calling upon- and have him spend 2 actions- which he has due to that starcalibur effect- to secretly Whspr Whspr Whspr, just in case.
    [The Godmodders Decoy is this one: [PG]Godmodder: 97/301 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket\)(Owes JOEbob 5 actions)(Artifact Blaster - doubles power of any action or charge once)(Mascythe - 3-way action split)(Infinileaf clover - suceeds at all luck rolls)(Starcalibur - x2 actions(container - allows holding without drain)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses))(holding 2 reality cores, drops 1 per point of damage) ], or "the one with suceeds instead of succeeds".
    [x0] Hey, Fred isn't a toy of mine! he's a person. I asked him if he wanted to go, and he said yes; if he said no, I would accept it. I did my best to help him, and told him what i thought was the best move, but it's not like i could (or would) force him to act a specific way.

    [1x] fun fact, I am physically inside the maze, even if the maze is in some pocket dimension or another. this is one of the defences on the cores inside it. as such, if the maze is not rollbacked due to being in another dimension, neither am I... this should mean there will be temporarily two of me, on the off chance of successful rollback.
    [1x] Now, Automoniker (or whatever name you prefer. young!moniker? better!moniker? divine!moniker? moniker, smiter of the stu's? Moniker, Arbiter of truth, justice, and extra-juicy potatoes?), you seem to think you're doomed. however...
    this entire world... or rather, your updates and all player actions, can be provably mathamatically described by the following,
    ,

    , and all the other stuff on .
    then waiting... ~13.8 billion years, searching for a planet which has watery oceans, a single star, 8 other planets and a dwarf planet, looking for bald apes, waiting for them to develop an 'internet', waiting until the apes consider the year to be 2018, and searching on their internet 'Defeat the godmodder spacebattles'. during september is where we are at the moment, the twenty-second of it.
    as such, everything you think can be predicted by running these equations, interfering with the one running the games mind so they would decide to keep you around in some form or another, and then implementing that here. this is the most inefficient manner, since it involves a whole extra universe. more likely, we could copy down all your code and the schematics for your machine, then simulate such a machine. we have easy access to such advanced computers as to simulate universes, as the stasis thingy's good simulation can attest. as long as you run on a method that can be roughly defined by math, then it's no problem.
    can I have your permission to try, at least? if so, I take the download of your personality and aproximate schematics of your machine (without whatever lets it warp reality, probably, for the purpose of safety and since i already know you don't want me as an assistance) into my brain-equivalent's section on how to cook pancakes. oh, and I'll even tell you what I thought of the video! yes, i really want to try this.
    Q1: Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of the greatest series ever, nowhere else on the internet, Minecraft Fortnite Mod Hunger Games Battle Royale Lucky Blocks Deluxe! that's right,I've managed to find an even better version! I hope you're all excited for this!
    Q2: 16 pieces of bone meal, a gun that shoots people, two wet napkins, a rose nicknamed 'bloodflower' with itallics flavour thingy saying 'a bloodflower by any other name smells just as sweet', 10 more lucky blocks, a Pyrite apple, map-edge deflector, a pufferfish called 'marlon', a fedora, 3 left shoes, one of which has lore flavour of 'agent newmo's shoe', and approximately 298 pieces of lit tnt. there may have been other stuff, but i think the tnt destroyed it.
    Q3: not only did I like and subscribe, but since I have 2 accounts, I did it twice!
    If not, since everything I have said so far is just that- talking- I note that the anti-subversion monster isn't immune to not being able to reach things, so I wave my hand and the space between it and the hallway starts to widen, and widen, and widen, faster and faster, until it's as far away as the hexagonafield is wide,and right up against that invisible wall thing.
     
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    FINAL ACTION: Unfortunately, damaging the Godmodder directly is not viable for a final attack. But, I can still frustrate the Godmodder to no end, by stalling the Deleter. Thus, I commit a suicidal action, sacrificing all of my Descendant energy to harass and stall the Deleter.
    To start, I summon the Infinity Gauntlet, with all six Infinity Ston
    es on it. Some alternate universe's Thanos is going to be incredibly annoyed by this, but he won't be able to do much about it. Then, I immediately pop out all six Infinity Stones and grab them with Telekinesis (which is functionally the same as grabbing them with my hand, as both put them in direct contact with my soul). As it turns out, the Infinity Stones get a lot less powerful when the Gauntlet is used to harness and control them. The most Thanos could do with all six of them was dust half of all life, but I plan to do something far harder: I plan to disable the Deleter.

    I attack it with each of the Infinity Stones.

    Power Stone: Using the Power Stone, I summon an incredibly powerful beam, blasting into the Deleter's deletion and fighting it. Now, the Deleter is incredibly strong, but with this much power, I might be able to disrupt its deletion, overwhelming the power of conceptual deletion with infinity.

    Space Stone: Using the Space Stone, I create fields of non-euclidean space that are somehow both inside and not inside the Deleter. As the Deleter cannot delete things that are inside itself, it must reconcile these areas before continuing its deletion.

    Reality Stone: Using the Reality Stone, I push out a revamped UI for the Hexagonafield, HEXAGONAL 2.0. This new UI reimplements all deleted UI elements, along with some random minor improvements. Unfortunately, the Deleter can just delete the whole package bundle with a single deletion, but it's still going to struggle to do so.

    Mind Stone: Using the Mind Stone, I force the Deleter to relive memories of being exposed to whatever CaptainNZZZ attempted to turn into. This will force it to auto-target a deletion onto something that doesn't exist.

    Time Stone: Using the Time Stone, I slow time for the Deleter, hopefully preventing it from taking its full complement of deletions this round.

    Soul Stone: Using the Soul Stone, I seize control of the entire Hexagonafield for a brief instant, and sunder it on a fundamental level. The Godmodder then doubles over, his connection to the Soul Orb briefly disrupted. Hey, just because this attack isn't aimed at the Godmodder doesn't mean I can't make him suffer at least.

    Then, with all six of these Infinity Stones in my possession, I unleash a final attack, harnessing all of them at once. Using the full strength of infinity, I wipe out half of the Deleter. At first, nothing happens, but then, sections of the Deleter begin to crumble. Unfortunately, even with half of the Deleter gone, it is still able to delete things unimpeded. But, the crumbling of its body clears open multiple holes, potentially allowing those that are inside the Deleter but that are in a bad position to escape and support the fight outside.
     
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    Did I succeed in hitching a ride on Entity AB?
    Action 1: I search the second ? block in the Secret Level.
    Action 2: I give Entity AB Warp. It allows it to teleport past an obstacle every so often.
    Action 3: I create a robot, which gets in Entity N, turns it, and fires upon the Godmodder (the top one in the OoB.)
    Entity actions:
    I request that Entity AB move through the first four obstacles in the Final Challenge Hallway
     
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    Driving the stake viciously into your chest, you turn into a fluid! Swirling, swooshing, rising, falling, you COVER the Deleter with the blood and power you have sacrificed! You WILL slow the Deleter, no matter the cost!

    *snip*

    CaptainNZZZ wakes up. He expected to bleed out. Why is he waking up?

    It looks like deleting the black sludge he'd turned into just left... him. He would be injured, but Player Injury is gone. Frankly, it's a complete miracle he's alive. But alive he is.
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    ...NANI?!?!

    Wow what can I say, I fail at even sacrificing myself. Perhaps my Player resume will look better if I detail in length what I can't do, it's my finest trait. Right next to overestimating my cleverness and getting overly focused on unimportant details, events, and Entities. Maybe I should consider applying for professional nitpicker.
    Gary Stu runs as far as he can from the Hallway. He's getting paranoid. Are the Players, his own allies... ought to kill him? He starts looking around himself desperately. So desperately, he fails to see the fact that he's running right for a cliff.
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    Appearing before Gary Stu I slap him to the ground where he suddenly notices a tiny sign warning about the cliff he was about to run off of if I hadn't interfered. There also may or may not be dozens of padded flying platforms ready to save Gary Stu if he manages to keep running. (x1)

    "Get a hold of yourself Gary Stu unless you desire to be deleted with everything else here!" I cry out to Gary Stu, projecting calmness and bravery directly into the panicking individual before me.

    "You are literally perfection incarnate and even has the being running this wanting you to die to guarantee our defeat. Get up and demonstrate your ridiculous perfection, I wouldn't be surprised if you could retrieve the Reality Cores from the Final Challenge Hallway without Player interference otherwise auto-Moniker wouldn't want us to kill you. How about you remind auto-Moniker why he should fear you by doing just that?" (x1)

    Gary Stu suddenly feels himself swell up with the power of probability and Not!Matt Ward written narrative/fate turning to his favor for this turn. It reaches a level to where even absolute defenses would contain a hole for him to slip through and even unavoidable attacks can be dodged with a few fancy acrobatic moves. For further examples if a sudden black hole appeared in his path, Gary Stu would somehow manage to use it to slingshot him further towards his goal or traps suffer a convenient glitch that closes the floor over a lava pit and turrets fail to fire or even the classic example of someone slipping on a random rock so they miss with their sledgehammer. When you are perfection incarnate you can only pity those that try to stop you. (x1)
     
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    "Get a hold of yourself Gary Stu unless you desire to be deleted with everything else here!" I cry out to Gary Stu, projecting calmness and bravery directly into the panicking individual before me.

    "You are literally perfection incarnate and even has the being running this wanting you to die to guarantee our defeat. Get up and demonstrate your ridiculous perfection, I wouldn't be surprised if you could retrieve the Reality Cores from the Final Challenge Hallway without Player interference otherwise auto-Moniker wouldn't want us to kill you. How about you remind auto-Moniker why he should fear you by doing just that?" (x1)

    Gary Stu suddenly feels himself swell up with the power of probability and Not!Matt Ward written narrative/fate turning to his favor for this turn. It reaches a level to where even absolute defenses would contain a hole for him to slip through and even unavoidable attacks can be dodged with a few fancy acrobatic moves. For further examples if a sudden black hole appeared in his path, Gary Stu would somehow manage to use it to slingshot him further towards his goal or traps suffer a convenient glitch that closes the floor over a lava pit and turrets fail to fire or even the classic example of someone slipping on a random rock so they miss with their sledgehammer. When you are perfection incarnate you can only pity those that try to stop you. (x1)
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    Uh, this action appears to be in conflict with my earlier one. I can delay the head-bashing, but otherwise...
    /null
     
    Quiz Answers:
    1. "Hey guys! It's me, the one guy who you should all just subscribe to: the one and only Moniker, here today with some Lucky Block opening! But before we go in, be sure to like, comment, and subscribe!"

    2. Hah! Anyone who actually bothered to watch the video knows what was in the 5,647th lucky block; the moment the block opened, a choir of ghasts appeared in front of you, but instead of shooting fireballs at you, they started singing of how great you are and how you are now the Lucky Block Kings. Heck, even the devs commented on your video, saying you found the rarest drop in lucky block history! They also said that you had to have luck equivalent to a million lottery jackpots to even think of getting this drop, but here you are, having your glory be sung by beautifully-voiced ghasts. And that was all after you had just won 9 lotteries on-screen too!

    3. Ohohoho, I would regale you with a tale of the struggles I had to overcome to like and subscribe to you, but come on, this is your show. It's all about you, not me.
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    x3 Action: Eyowe rushes to 99.99% progress, utilizing the Gun Armor to tank some hits from the Deleter Boss for him.
     
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    The quiet watcher steps out of a dimensional door in front of Gary Stu, stops his imminent death, and starts talking.

    "Gary Stu, reality itself is trying to kill you, and is even offering boons to anyone that tries to do so. However, that isn't important at the moment. Right now, I need your aid. I am an expert with making exotic explosives, and can open doors anywhere. Right now, your perfection is needed against the Deleter. It is capable of killing any players that fight it in one go, but you are Gary Motherfucking Stu. You are legendary for your skill at surviving anything, and as you aren't a player you are literally our best hope at stopping it. Someone made it to its heart before it killed them, so I can get you there easily enough." The quiet watcher holds out an eyepiece and a pistol with the words 'ot zhro lw'nafh' etched onto the side, glowing with a power that killed Old Ones in every shot. "I cannot guarantee your survival, but as existence is trying to make you die like a bitch, why not go out like the legend you are? Why not stand against the darkness and refuse its advancement like the hero they claim you to be?" A dimensional door opens up next to the quiet watcher, leading to the heart of the Deleter. "This is the point where legends stop being believable, and reach the absurd. Will you take a stand and achieve the true definition of a legend, or let yourself fall to ignorance? Will you save everyone, or go out like a punk that couldn't stand against the end of all things?"

    Edit: As an explanation as to my actions for the auto-responder and to everyone trying to kill Gary Stu, I will now offer an explanation as to why I am doing this. We are trying to kill Gary Stu, of the Stu/Sue main line. The Stu/Sue main line has only four ways to kill anyone from that line. In order, they are:
    1. Rendering their perfection useless. This is no longer an option, as I am out of anti-perfection grenades.
    2. Using a Perfect weapon against them. This is not an option, as only the Godmodder is capable of finding those, and is the least likely way to kill a Stu/Sue main line member anyway as it still requires actually fighting them.
    3. Force a character change to negate their perfection. This in general requires turning the Stu/Sue main line member into either a harem protagonist or into the old teacher, neither of which prevent their death beyond the minor benefits that those positions give.
    4. Give them a battle that they can't win before giving them a rousing victory speech and preparing them for it. This activates Ultimate Showdown rules, making it likely that he will die after almost defeating whatever he goes up against as long as it's stronger than he is in some way, and guaranteeing his death afterwards. The only two beings that could apply to for Gary Stu would be the one that could delete him from reality, and the one that bends reality over a table.

    Killing anyone from the Stu/Sue main line in any other way guarantees their return as either a Robo-Stu/Sue or the Unstoppable Stu/Sue, at which point successfully killing them goes from possible to impossible. Let's do this right, so that we don't get an unstoppable nightmare coming after us.
     
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    To answer your questions, Moniker...

    1. 'Hey there my Godtiers, it's HomestuckFan413 here, with another LUCKY BLOCK CHALLENGE. Today, we're going up against... One million zombies!'

    2. Let me look at my intensely categorized list that I've spent the last two updates working on... Ah yes, #5,647 was another foul block! Blinded you and surrounded you with spiders! Of course, you fought your way out of this with ease though, making the hilarious joke 'These spiders are about to get much less spidery' right before you fought them (though I did note some comments saying the joke was nonsense, I had a high enough IQ to realize you were making an insightful literary analysis of the classic book Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. As witty as ever, Moniker).

    3. Of course, in fact, I made several hundred accounts just to subscribe to you more, Moniker! I also made sure to buy your T-shirt, hat, and rap album!


    Arsenical shook his head and refocused on the battle. No, he didn't have any more time to waste! He could feel the world rock as the Hexagonafield was deleted. He couldn't rush through fast enough!

    There was only one way. The allied Deleter Monsters froze in their frenzied charge towards the heart and instead began interlocking their bodies together to form a... Catapult?

    ... Yes, seemingly a catapult! Arsenical sat in the hand of the machine, preparing himself for launch. This may be it. He only had one chance of making this shot... So he better make the right choice.

    "Narrator, if I die here today... It was a hell of a ride, that's all I can say." the player said. And then the string pulled back... And let loose its payload.

    FINAL FOCUS - HEART CHANGER

    In a second, everything passed by. Even the Narrator faded from mind as I flew from the ridiculous Deleter contraption, all to get within the range of the fight at the heart.

    I was at the apex of the catapult's launch arc, still not close enough to land near the heart and avoid the Death Grounds. Ah, so this is how I die. Well, die for the second time. Though I doubt I'm lucky enough to get a third life after this.

    Seems like the time for stalling is over. Either shoot now, or lose the chance forever. Looking down the sights of the Purifier, I spot the pulsating heart of the Deleter, disregarding everything else in the scene (even the walls, funnily enough. Didn't think this thing had an X-ray, as well) for my one chance. The light radiating from the Purifier almost blinded me, but when I fire the shot... It all stops. A quiet twinkling begins as the crystalline sniper rifle began turning to dust, everything put into the last shot. But at least it hit, a crystalline growth of concentrated benevolent energy on the heart confirming my final attack.

    Wow, the ground is really close now. If I stop here, I'll definitely die. But even still, I can't work up the energy to continue. I'm all out of charges.
    Maybe it would be best to rest for a while...
     
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    Looking at the two Godmodder's I start by first reading the Godmodder's status bar and inventory from Update X.
    Moniker said:
    [PG]Godmodder: 97/301 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket\)(Owes JOEbob 5 actions)(Artifact Blaster - doubles power of any action or charge once)(Mascythe - 3-way action split)(Infinileaf clover - succeeds at all luck rolls)(Starcalibur - x2 actions(container - allows holding without drain)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses))(holding 3 reality cores, drops 1 per point of damage)
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    After looking it over I start reading the two Godmodder Status bars inventories looking for spelling errors. Thanks to having played Papers, Please for many a sleepless night it only takes me few seconds to spot the discrepancy. "There it is!" I quickly use some of my power and high light the correct spelling by making it bold and the incorrect spelling underlined.
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    [PG]Godmodder: 97/301 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket\)(Owes JOEbob 5 actions)(Artifact Blaster - doubles power of any action or charge once)(Mascythe - 3-way action split)(Infinileaf clover - succeeds at all luck rolls)(Starcalibur - x2 actions(container - allows holding without drain)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses))(holding 2 reality cores, drops 1 per point of damage)(current target of the Peacekeepers)

    [PG]Godmodder: 97/301 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket\)(Owes JOEbob 5 actions)(Artifact Blaster - doubles power of any action or charge once)(Mascythe - 3-way action split)(Infinileaf clover - suceeds at all luck rolls)(Starcalibur - x2 actions(container - allows holding without drain)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses))(holding 2 reality cores, drops 1 per point of damage)
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    (1 CP)

    Next I use some of my power to make the two Godmodder status bars/inventories appear over their heads along with the Bold written word and underlined high lights I made and make them be visible to everyone. (1 CP)

    Teleporting over to the Peacekeepers I point the discrepancy to them. "Right I believe found the real Godmodder. It is the one your targeting right now! Looking back at the Godmodder's status bar/Inventory earlier before the Godmodder made his clone he had succeeds spelled correctly. Now looking over the Two Godmodders the only discrepancy between the two I found is that one has it spelled as suceeds which is incorrect while the other one still has it spelled as succeeds which is the correct spelling! Anyway as you can see I high lighted the words on their status bars. written in bold being the one that I myself am sure is the real Godmodder and the with a underlined being the Clone." (1 CP)

    I place my 1 reality core into Player Grounds for safe keeping. (Free action)
     
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    Hey captain.cat, non-white text cannot be seen by the GM or NPCs, please find another way to highlight the difference. Say, by adding the Glowing effect to the correct Godmodder.
     
    As the small bubble of protection around me goes down, I let my armor quite literally tank everything I'm about to suffer this turn... right after I fill out a quick survey.

    Autoresponder!Moniker's Survey -
    #1 - You answered it in your typical fashion, obviously! "Hey, what's up guys - Moniker here! Don't forget to like, subscribe, and turn on that notifications bell! Today, we'll be doin some more Fortnite Mod Minecraft Lucky Blocks - like and leave a comment below if you want more of this!"

    #2 - In the 5,647th Lucky Block, all that happened was your standard Bob Zombie - which you killed in no time at all with your OP Fortnite Lucky Block Sword, obtained in an earlier lucky block.

    #3 - Yep, liked, subscribed, and even clicked the notifications bell for ya!

    ———

    Okay, back to your regularly scheduled 3 actions.

    Focus - RUN. SERIOUSLY, RUN!
    Fleeing for my life through the Blighted Plains, I arrive at the 99.9% mark, and begin plotting for my final turn in this event, rescuing Bill Nye if he hasn't already been rescued along the way.     (Don't forget to make your post now!)

    Free Action -
    "Pardon my cautiousness, just gonna make sure this actually gets through...
    Responder!Moniker, what do you think of killing Mastersword WITH the Master Sword?"

    Using whatever logistics of sheer fate I can get, I attempt to make the buff going to someone this turn go to Arsenical. He seems to need this the most.

    ———

    OOC - Okay, time to go to bed. Staying up until 1 in the morning is not a good thing to do.
     
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    Autoresponder!Moniker's Survey -
    #1 - You said "Hey, what's up guys - Moniker here! Don't forget to like, subscribe, and turn on that notifications bell! Today, we'll be doin some more Fortnite Mod Minecraft Lucky Blocks - like and leave a comment below if you want more of this!"
    #2 - In the 5,647th Lucky Block, there was a Wither with the Name "Fortnitee N00b" - which you killed in no time at all with your OP Fortnite Lucky Block Sword, obtained in the 3,419th lucky block,i believed it dropped some rubbish gear that you ended up smelting to sell for more ammo for your Fortnite Guns
    #3 - Yep, liked, subscribed, and even clicked the notifications bell for ya!

    I focus my Will into the apex of Search
    I Search through the entirety of the Enchanted forest center,praying to Moniker for your help in this most arduous task
    I search Inside the guidepost
    And finally, i wade through the grass looking for the Reality Core
     
    For this turn I'll- Wait, what charge is the nuke on? I look down to see from my [Turn Charge o' meter] and find that it's switching from 2 and 3.

    "Eh, if it blows up, it still should affect anything near." With that thought, I sent the nuke flying through reality, ingoring most limitations of physics. It's trajectory being Gary Stu, should be affecting everything near him, including himself.

    With the [Nuke of Stupidity] or [Nuke of Simplicity] or whatever, flying through reality, I sit down and twiddle my thumbs for a bit and see what happens. Hoping to see a very big sign of the explosion or something

    A Ping from somwhere, maybe from the future, reached me.

    With my previous actions nullified from any sort of usefulness, I look at my book as to why. "Hmmm... I should research blocks? Sounds ok to me then, says that I research the third one though". With a new goal in mind, a useful one at that, I let my mind traverse the HEXAGONAFIELD to find this block and research it.

    "hmmm... Maybe i should grab the nuke for later". The Nuke rockets back to me and lands perfectly.

    PING

    Another ping, this time holding off my quest to research the block, because all the guys researched it first.

    "well then, what am I supposed to do?" Thinking everything over, I decided to launch the nuke at a random enemy that is hindering any AG efforts.
     
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    ES uses his actions to rip out the wall mounted surprise flamethrowers and incinerate the bowl of fruit, rendering it harmless, and turn the quicksand into surprisingly solid glass, allowing it to be walked over safely.
     
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