She/Her
I make a Godmodder seeking dorito gun using 2 actions! I use my other action to make a fabricator that will begin working on my festum generator!
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Defeat The Godmodder
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I charge. +3CP
ES shrugs, and charges 3 more points. He'll wait to see how this plays out, he supposes. He then orders the Apex and its support ships to attack the Minecraft Corruption, and also points out that it should still be generating new Repair Drones now that it's out of the Shipyard.
Of the three attacking unit types, only Stalkers can attack air units.
Action 1: Riggity Riggity Reversed
I copy the copypasted damage that kills the Hellkite Dragons, and paste it onto the Godmodder.
Then, I charge.
+2 CP
Ah ha! Guess who has also been in every DTG game... The Godmodder. Wouldn't the curse of Copypasta afflict him as well? It has to!
I copy the copypasted damage that kills the Hellkite Dragons, and paste it onto the Godmodder.
Then, I charge.
+2 CP
Algot
incredibly confused about gender identity.
Godmodder
suddenly you are in a sea of infinite copies of the infinileaf clover and you are not holding any of them what do you do?
Godmodder
I have gone back in time and saved the god of dreams before you saved him causing you to never sign the magical contract with him and him not to give you any of the weapons what do you do?
suddenly you are in a sea of infinite copies of the infinileaf clover and you are not holding any of them what do you do?
Godmodder
I have gone back in time and saved the god of dreams before you saved him causing you to never sign the magical contract with him and him not to give you any of the weapons what do you do?
I look at the Infinileaf, troubled, then sigh. "Hey JOEbobobobobobobobobobobbobobobobobobob or whatever your name is, maybe don't give the Godmodder possibly the best legendary weapon he could have gotten at the moment?"
Alright, since this turn proved that as long as the Godmodder has the Infinileaf Clover, all theft attempts based around luck will fail. So the only thing we can do now is try a theft that doesn't have any chance of failure, it needs to be absolutely self-sustained, with no possibility of interference from any source, as, as long as that source has so much as a chance of failure, it will. I spend 15 of my charged CP (Charged charge points?) to summon a flaming good ally, walking in wielding some curious blade on a stick, and with a bloody good hat, a smirk on his face.
Matrim Cauthon:
HP: Lower than Average, I suppose
ATK: Slightly Higher than average
Bloody Ta'Veren: He's real lucky, especially with gambling, to the point that in 14 books, he only loses a hand when it'd be better not to win.
Fox Medallion: Gain damage resistance against non-physical damage dealt (for instance, anything that's not a physical attack)
Next up, Mat Cauthon shuffles a deck of cards, and challenges the Godmodder to a game of blackjack, with himself as the dealer. The Godmodder, of course being an avid player of 21, accepts this challenge. They start playing in a private pocket dimension made by yours truly, with no possible way for anyone to interfere, and the first couple rounds end with Mat getting an Ace and some of the varied royal cards, and the Godmodder, of course, having the Infinileaf Clover, winning with an Ace and a King, every time, gambling higher and higher stakes. Until one round, he doesn't, instead getting two kings! How could this be?!? The Infinileaf Clover allows him to cheat luck! Upon checking his portable back pocket, which is of course where he would keep the Infinileaf Clover, as you can't hold a Clover when you're playing Blackjack, it's simply not allowed, he notices that the Infinileaf is gone! What?!? Oh wait, there it is. Never mind.
Wait, but if the Infinileaf is still there, how did he lose..?
I smile and join in on the blackjack without a word, losing several rounds due to non-perfect luck, as opposed to both the Godmodder's and Matrim's perfect luck. I'm lucky, yes, but not that lucky. Somehow, the Godmodder continues losing hand after hand, growing angrier and angrier. As it turns out, this entire time, the games been rigged! There was no luck involved! With no luck, the Infinileaf Clover can't activate, and help the Godmodder win! And with the private dimension being interference proof, there's no one to conveniently help the Godmodder out when he gets angry at the rigging of the game, and I slip the Infinileaf Clover from his portable back pocket, and, of course, the infinite Infinileaf Clover backups that the Godmodder has in there, leaving in a single one. With infinity-1 Infinileaf Clover duplicates, I have infinite Infinileaf Clover duplicates, which I promptly bury the Godmodder under as I make my escape from the private dimension, taking Mat with me.
Alright, since this turn proved that as long as the Godmodder has the Infinileaf Clover, all theft attempts based around luck will fail. So the only thing we can do now is try a theft that doesn't have any chance of failure, it needs to be absolutely self-sustained, with no possibility of interference from any source, as, as long as that source has so much as a chance of failure, it will. I spend 15 of my charged CP (Charged charge points?) to summon a flaming good ally, walking in wielding some curious blade on a stick, and with a bloody good hat, a smirk on his face.
Matrim Cauthon:
HP: Lower than Average, I suppose
ATK: Slightly Higher than average
Bloody Ta'Veren: He's real lucky, especially with gambling, to the point that in 14 books, he only loses a hand when it'd be better not to win.
Fox Medallion: Gain damage resistance against non-physical damage dealt (for instance, anything that's not a physical attack)
Next up, Mat Cauthon shuffles a deck of cards, and challenges the Godmodder to a game of blackjack, with himself as the dealer. The Godmodder, of course being an avid player of 21, accepts this challenge. They start playing in a private pocket dimension made by yours truly, with no possible way for anyone to interfere, and the first couple rounds end with Mat getting an Ace and some of the varied royal cards, and the Godmodder, of course, having the Infinileaf Clover, winning with an Ace and a King, every time, gambling higher and higher stakes. Until one round, he doesn't, instead getting two kings! How could this be?!? The Infinileaf Clover allows him to cheat luck! Upon checking his portable back pocket, which is of course where he would keep the Infinileaf Clover, as you can't hold a Clover when you're playing Blackjack, it's simply not allowed, he notices that the Infinileaf is gone! What?!? Oh wait, there it is. Never mind.
Wait, but if the Infinileaf is still there, how did he lose..?
I smile and join in on the blackjack without a word, losing several rounds due to non-perfect luck, as opposed to both the Godmodder's and Matrim's perfect luck. I'm lucky, yes, but not that lucky. Somehow, the Godmodder continues losing hand after hand, growing angrier and angrier. As it turns out, this entire time, the games been rigged! There was no luck involved! With no luck, the Infinileaf Clover can't activate, and help the Godmodder win! And with the private dimension being interference proof, there's no one to conveniently help the Godmodder out when he gets angry at the rigging of the game, and I slip the Infinileaf Clover from his portable back pocket, and, of course, the infinite Infinileaf Clover backups that the Godmodder has in there, leaving in a single one. With infinity-1 Infinileaf Clover duplicates, I have infinite Infinileaf Clover duplicates, which I promptly bury the Godmodder under as I make my escape from the private dimension, taking Mat with me.
Algot
incredibly confused about gender identity.
godmodder
if you still have the infinileaf clover I place a spell on it causing it to do the opposite of what it is meant to do which is only curable by giving it to a player and never taking it again what do you do
Edit since legendary weapon steal attempts are free actions I do a lott more
godmodder the massythe is starting to rebell against you what do you do
Godmodder the hellkite dragons are back but now they are also immune to copy paste dammage and chuck Norris dammage and they want the infinnileaf clover what do you do
godmodder Chuck Norris is trying to steal both of your weapons what do you do
godmodder you are carrying to many dogs to hold any legendary weapons what do you do
godmodder ekans used rage you cant move ekanses attack continues you cant move ekenses attack continues... oh and the 1/256 glitch has been patched
godmodder
godmodder the puppet from fnaf jumpscares you what do you do
godmodder dro dunun dununu dro dununu dununu dro dununu dunun dro do do dam what is that from
godmodder what happend to site 13?
if you still have the infinileaf clover I place a spell on it causing it to do the opposite of what it is meant to do which is only curable by giving it to a player and never taking it again what do you do
Edit since legendary weapon steal attempts are free actions I do a lott more
godmodder the massythe is starting to rebell against you what do you do
Godmodder the hellkite dragons are back but now they are also immune to copy paste dammage and chuck Norris dammage and they want the infinnileaf clover what do you do
godmodder Chuck Norris is trying to steal both of your weapons what do you do
godmodder you are carrying to many dogs to hold any legendary weapons what do you do
godmodder ekans used rage you cant move ekanses attack continues you cant move ekenses attack continues... oh and the 1/256 glitch has been patched
godmodder
godmodder the puppet from fnaf jumpscares you what do you do
godmodder dro dunun dununu dro dununu dununu dro dununu dunun dro do do dam what is that from
godmodder what happend to site 13?
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1 CP: I utter - cwhuif3988929f-, Invoking the rule that - cwhuif3988929f- .
now, this was typed without the Godmodder's font, so it's not from the Godmodder... so it was the updater's last action, their last spite to the Godmodder, therefore, bad for the Godmodder.
but it might be random keyboard spamming, right? ...
Nope.
C is from the bottom-left/ then w, top left, and h, middle-middle, then u, near h, then i, near u, then f, off to the left, then 3, left, 9, far right, 889, near 9, 2, far left, 9, far right, f, middle-left, -, far right. it can't have been speech- where would all the numbers be from- and who says 'cwhuif' as they're being beaten to death?
but what does it mean? that, I do not know. but if it is the final effect of the game updater, clearly made to spite the Godmodder. it will be something.
"but what if it's the password", I hear you cry, but no. the updater was already logged in, patch notes already being added! it wouldn't require an additional password! even if it did, one would not pick random numbers. that kind of password is very hard for people to remember, but very easy for computers to guess. they would pick a short story, something with high letter count but which uses real words, like "there's antimony arsenic aluminum selenium and oxygen and hydrogen and nitrogen and rhenium.": Very long, very specific, hard to guess, it would take years to do it automatically and it's so out of left field and against standard "wisdom" that people wouldn't think of it. therefor, the green thing is a patch.
something bad for the Godmodder.
I would also like to note that the updater is broken, so the Godmodder can't fix the loophole where he never mentions [N], meaning if every AG switches to [N+2], his weakening and countersummon things are useless.
also, I know it doesn't say i have any CP in the update, but
[1x] Counterpoint! "New mechanic: Counter-summons: Now, whenever a powerful AG entity is summoned, the godmodder can summon a counter-entity designed to kill that entity free of charge."
you know what parts here are relevent?
1) it says AG entity. The Blocks is N. like me.
2) it says "Powerful".
the blocks are literally two actions total.
I mean seriously.
The minecraft corruption proceeds to unexist.
[x0]
IMPORTANT, M8!
THE BELOW IS IMPORTANT.
PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME.
Through the contract again, alice feels that I still need her to make that drone. she owes me 1 action from that 1/1 charge she used to make a lava moat. Also, I edit the post I'm using to communicate with altair again. this time it says "ALSO I need you to analyze the player vault and figure out how it works if Alice doesn't do it at my request. if alice is there, please don't attack them until they've finished their action for me, thanks.".
IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE THING ABOVE, DO IT NOW.
IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THAT WHICH IS ABOVE, DO SO.
IF YOU'RE IGNORING THOSE TEXT BITS, DON'T.
[x0]
If you don't want that either, then I have another idea! your attack entitys (riflemen etc) don't do much most of the time, right? how as payment, they all (or a large amount of them) attack a single target of my choice, as long as it's weaker then a 10-charge entity, once? or attack an entity of mine of my choice, or something. it costs you almost nothing and i'd like it if that also.
If they refuse that like i had assumed they had before realizing moniker missed it:
Peacekeepers. 2 death elite riflemen is exactly 1 action of health and 3 actions of attack, or maybe less. if that's all you are willing to offer without even letting me select which type of entity, you are trying to rip me off. stop. give a fair amount, one comparable to letting an entity of my choice evolve once, or comparable to a I'd estimate on average +50% to strength from the evolving you're likely to get. at least make it something I actually Want.
[1x] I sacrifice my ability to wield any legendary weapons to the god of perfect duplicates with 1 durability, who will let me occasionally duplicate the effect of a legendary weapon for one turn.
[1x] With a bit of help from the God of Dreams (however much that is necessary, If it won't tire him out too much, to make sure the Godmodder won't steal it.), I summon a pink void. it will hover in front of Daskter's forces. Floating in front of the bunker, this entity has -10,000 HP, and will block attacks on the bunker complex until it dies. it needs to get to 0 HP to be killed, and has no minimum HP.
Also, note, if neither alice nor altair do the analysing i need, I asked the God of Dreams to do it.
^ THIS IS IMPORTANT.
READ THE ABOVE IT'S IMPORTANT.
I'VE ASKED FOR IT 4 TIMES NOW AND BEEN IGNORED EACH TIME IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WHEN I SAY THINGS THEY HAPPEN IF THERE IS NO REASON FOR THEM TO NOT, DO IT ALREADY.
(IF THERE'S A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM WITH IT, TELL ME THE PROBLEM, DON'T JUST IGNORE IT)
I vote for the cult action to get more rocks.
now, this was typed without the Godmodder's font, so it's not from the Godmodder... so it was the updater's last action, their last spite to the Godmodder, therefore, bad for the Godmodder.
but it might be random keyboard spamming, right? ...
Nope.
C is from the bottom-left/ then w, top left, and h, middle-middle, then u, near h, then i, near u, then f, off to the left, then 3, left, 9, far right, 889, near 9, 2, far left, 9, far right, f, middle-left, -, far right. it can't have been speech- where would all the numbers be from- and who says 'cwhuif' as they're being beaten to death?
but what does it mean? that, I do not know. but if it is the final effect of the game updater, clearly made to spite the Godmodder. it will be something.
"but what if it's the password", I hear you cry, but no. the updater was already logged in, patch notes already being added! it wouldn't require an additional password! even if it did, one would not pick random numbers. that kind of password is very hard for people to remember, but very easy for computers to guess. they would pick a short story, something with high letter count but which uses real words, like "there's antimony arsenic aluminum selenium and oxygen and hydrogen and nitrogen and rhenium.": Very long, very specific, hard to guess, it would take years to do it automatically and it's so out of left field and against standard "wisdom" that people wouldn't think of it. therefor, the green thing is a patch.
something bad for the Godmodder.
I would also like to note that the updater is broken, so the Godmodder can't fix the loophole where he never mentions [N], meaning if every AG switches to [N+2], his weakening and countersummon things are useless.
also, I know it doesn't say i have any CP in the update, but
, and i hadn't used that CP before now, and you never said the charge like, failed and exploded my face.
[1x] Counterpoint! "New mechanic: Counter-summons: Now, whenever a powerful AG entity is summoned, the godmodder can summon a counter-entity designed to kill that entity free of charge."
you know what parts here are relevent?
1) it says AG entity. The Blocks is N. like me.
2) it says "Powerful".
the blocks are literally two actions total.
I mean seriously.
The minecraft corruption proceeds to unexist.
[x0]
IMPORTANT, M8!
THE BELOW IS IMPORTANT.
PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME.
Through the contract again, alice feels that I still need her to make that drone. she owes me 1 action from that 1/1 charge she used to make a lava moat. Also, I edit the post I'm using to communicate with altair again. this time it says "ALSO I need you to analyze the player vault and figure out how it works if Alice doesn't do it at my request. if alice is there, please don't attack them until they've finished their action for me, thanks.".
IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE THING ABOVE, DO IT NOW.
IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THAT WHICH IS ABOVE, DO SO.
IF YOU'RE IGNORING THOSE TEXT BITS, DON'T.
[x0]
If you don't want that either, then I have another idea! your attack entitys (riflemen etc) don't do much most of the time, right? how as payment, they all (or a large amount of them) attack a single target of my choice, as long as it's weaker then a 10-charge entity, once? or attack an entity of mine of my choice, or something. it costs you almost nothing and i'd like it if that also.
If they refuse that like i had assumed they had before realizing moniker missed it:
Peacekeepers. 2 death elite riflemen is exactly 1 action of health and 3 actions of attack, or maybe less. if that's all you are willing to offer without even letting me select which type of entity, you are trying to rip me off. stop. give a fair amount, one comparable to letting an entity of my choice evolve once, or comparable to a I'd estimate on average +50% to strength from the evolving you're likely to get. at least make it something I actually Want.
[1x] I sacrifice my ability to wield any legendary weapons to the god of perfect duplicates with 1 durability, who will let me occasionally duplicate the effect of a legendary weapon for one turn.
[1x] With a bit of help from the God of Dreams (however much that is necessary, If it won't tire him out too much, to make sure the Godmodder won't steal it.), I summon a pink void. it will hover in front of Daskter's forces. Floating in front of the bunker, this entity has -10,000 HP, and will block attacks on the bunker complex until it dies. it needs to get to 0 HP to be killed, and has no minimum HP.
Also, note, if neither alice nor altair do the analysing i need, I asked the God of Dreams to do it.
^ THIS IS IMPORTANT.
READ THE ABOVE IT'S IMPORTANT.
I'VE ASKED FOR IT 4 TIMES NOW AND BEEN IGNORED EACH TIME IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WHEN I SAY THINGS THEY HAPPEN IF THERE IS NO REASON FOR THEM TO NOT, DO IT ALREADY.
(IF THERE'S A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM WITH IT, TELL ME THE PROBLEM, DON'T JUST IGNORE IT)
I vote for the cult action to get more rocks.
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"Undead Einstein move to stage right and help Rotaz on the sentry turret as I already said. No offence but if the past is anything to go by the next 'most of my entities get wiped out' will happen well before you even get to the 20 turn mark!"
Yanking out the Redirifle I deploy a single attack redirector onto myself. When the Godmodder finally uses the Mascythe I won't be completely unprotected. (x1)
With the sheer amount of firepower present on the field I finally decide to increase the Temporal Guardian's HP. Walking over to my main source of entity attack power I give him a form fitting and invisible graphene armor, that should prove sufficient. (x1)
Lastly I charge. (x1)
Since the Protoss Army will, at least for this turn, only be gunning for the Terran Army I order my forces to attack the Minecraft Corruption. The Temporal Guardian plus one or two servitors should be able to kill a decent amount of them.
Yanking out the Redirifle I deploy a single attack redirector onto myself. When the Godmodder finally uses the Mascythe I won't be completely unprotected. (x1)
With the sheer amount of firepower present on the field I finally decide to increase the Temporal Guardian's HP. Walking over to my main source of entity attack power I give him a form fitting and invisible graphene armor, that should prove sufficient. (x1)
Lastly I charge. (x1)
Since the Protoss Army will, at least for this turn, only be gunning for the Terran Army I order my forces to attack the Minecraft Corruption. The Temporal Guardian plus one or two servitors should be able to kill a decent amount of them.
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Algot
incredibly confused about gender identity.
one action [nope]
I plase a unsacraficeabillitty field around all players abilities to weild legendary weapons so we do not need to keep track of that stuff
what page is that on
godmodder
you will die instantly if you or one of your enteties has the massythe at the end of this turn
What does this mean in practice for us? That the amount of CP needed to give it X hp or attack has increased?
GODDAMNIT that was exactly what I was gonna have the engineers build next.
Somehow, this mechanic doesn't sound very fun... but we'll see I guess.
The casino-like sound of the Slotmachine's clacking echoes around the battlefield as the Godmodder uses the power of the Clover to hit jackpot after jackpot, getting insane amount of tickets. Yeah OK that Slots Machine has got to go!
...Thankfully, I have enough firepower on hand to take care of that RIGHT NOW. The LIVE Space Station and The just boosted Machine are ordered to focus ALL of their firepower in that oversized gambling addiction catalyst. It should be just enough to finish it. As for me...
With two actions I jump over to the Corruption with a crowbar and steal as many blocks, preferably medium-weight ones, as I can! I then give the blocks I've collected to Joebobobobobob's friendly block collection.
With my last action... I charge! Haven't done that in a while, gotta get black into the habit!
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She/Her
First things first, I motion for a Project Charge to shift all legendary weapon steal rolls away from being luck-based.
+3 CP
[OOC below]
Also, Trifling, nice one.
+3 CP
[OOC below]
Also, Trifling, nice one.
Moniker that reminds me: when can we vote for a project charge? IIRC you said we can do that once the Soul Razer dies.
You realize you only have three actions per turn, right?
Yes, but you're not the Godmodder. Plus, it's been explicit since he's first had the things, they can only been stolen when damage is dealt. You can also get them by making a deal with him and giving them willingly but that's not what you're trying. It's straight up not going to work even if you could do this many actions in a turn unless damage is dealt.
"Is it just me, or has Algot slowly been descending into insanity?"
Edit: You know what, I have a plan. My 3 CP and temporary command of the Second Scarlet Prince go to General_Urist.
If General_Urist doesn't post, the Second Scarlet Prince will attack the Minecraft Corruption.
Edit: You know what, I have a plan. My 3 CP and temporary command of the Second Scarlet Prince go to General_Urist.
If General_Urist doesn't post, the Second Scarlet Prince will attack the Minecraft Corruption.
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GoldHero101
Warrior of Light and Darkness
He/Him
tCP: 3+3 actions
Going for the Cauldron of Sols. Hope it's worth the wait.
Going for the Cauldron of Sols. Hope it's worth the wait.
While I am rubbing my ears from Cera's yelling I silently rant to myself. 'Yeah of course wait until I let my guard down to yell at me. For crying out loud I have had nothing to do with the Godmodder getting those weapons and yet Cera only yells at me for it.' After finishing my mini rant to myself I try to decide what to do next.
Looking over I see Trifling Epithet is getting ready to chellenge the Godmodder to game of 21. 'Hmm, I think I know where your going with this. If I'm correct I sure as hell hope your plan works, But lets try to stack the deck further in your favor shall we?' Closing my eyes I focus my energy and a little that I have saved up and trying to do I charge Trifling Epithet action with 4 CP. (the 3 I get this turn and 1 from my pool of saved CP)
'Next lets give another 2 attacks shields. I wish a attack shield to be given to Eevee Shadow Bacon and one to That-Random-Guy,' Suddenly 2 red translucent attack shields appear, 1 over Eevee Shadow and 1 over That-Random-Guy giving each of us a small measure of protection. (I'm using 2 more CP that I have saved in that reserve I have. In total I used 3 of the 10Cp I have in reserve while also using the 3 CP I get from this turn.)
Looking over I see Trifling Epithet is getting ready to chellenge the Godmodder to game of 21. 'Hmm, I think I know where your going with this. If I'm correct I sure as hell hope your plan works, But lets try to stack the deck further in your favor shall we?' Closing my eyes I focus my energy and a little that I have saved up and trying to do I charge Trifling Epithet action with 4 CP. (the 3 I get this turn and 1 from my pool of saved CP)
'Next lets give another 2 attacks shields. I wish a attack shield to be given to Eevee Shadow Bacon and one to That-Random-Guy,' Suddenly 2 red translucent attack shields appear, 1 over Eevee Shadow and 1 over That-Random-Guy giving each of us a small measure of protection. (I'm using 2 more CP that I have saved in that reserve I have. In total I used 3 of the 10Cp I have in reserve while also using the 3 CP I get from this turn.)
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Free Action: I switch to Neutral, so that I can summon an entity without it being nerfed and the Godmodder spawning a buffed version of it.
Free Action: I point out that as I was able to make 3 steal attempts during 1 action previously, Algot is able to make 3 steal attempts for each action spend on making steal attempts, and can thus make at least 9 total steal attempts this round, and is likely able to make as many steal attempts as he wants for the low cost of 1 action.
Actions: I charge some more. Not really up to actually doing anything.
Free Action: I point out that as I was able to make 3 steal attempts during 1 action previously, Algot is able to make 3 steal attempts for each action spend on making steal attempts, and can thus make at least 9 total steal attempts this round, and is likely able to make as many steal attempts as he wants for the low cost of 1 action.
Actions: I charge some more. Not really up to actually doing anything.
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