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Defeat The Godmodder

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Action 1:
Piono plummets back down towards the Hexagonafield, picking up speed as he falls. Is he dead? No, he's not dead, those wounds are mostly superficial.
What's he doing then?
Deep within Piono's head, a conversation is playing out...

"Well. You failed again."
"It wasn't my fault!"
"It technically wasn't your fault any of the other times, now was it?"
"But"
"If you'd planned ahead better, you wouldn't be in this mess at all."
"But"
"It's your fault this storm showed up at all in the first place."
"Stop it."
"No. You're a failure from the beginning. Right up to the end."
"Lies."
"You can't even use your player powers properly, what do you expect to do against the Godmodder?!"
"I hurt him twice!"
"By coincidence. You went back and read the logs, right? You got pity damage. You didn't even do any significant amounts of knockback to the Darkshard."
"It was a boss!"
"YOU WERE MADE TO KILL THINGS LIKE IT."
"...then what do you propose I do about it."
"How the GORILLA am I suppose to know. This is just an internal monologue."
"THEN SHUT UP!"

Piono doesn't get to continue his internal monologue, because that's about when he crashes into the ground in the middle of the Peacekeepers base.
He looks up at Quinn and waves weakly, then stands up, his wounds healed up by some sort of regenerative factor.

Actions 2&3:
The improbability drive dings, it's completed its charge!
10/10 for Got My Eye On You...
Not going to expend it until next round, I need to be up to full health before I use it, not fair to Moo otherwise.

New raffle will be beginning shortly either way!
 
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Obliteration is coming it seems... Time to prepare I believe, there so many things to prepare, there never seems to be enough time, the Godmodder is ramping up here.

Flagbearer will raise morale among the SCVs, with his charisma and natural leadership abilities he's able to make the workers happy by working with them. Happy workers make for better productivity.

Orders:
SCVs Assignment (Top to Bottom)
-Construct 1 Command Center (20 or less)
-Finish the 5th Factory (1 or 2)
-Everybody available construct the Hyperion! (everybody else)

After the 5th Factory is complete all Factories start a Tech lab.

Army: Priority Targets (From Top to Bottom)
1: Attack Shield Obliterators (if nobody else kills)
2: Fishery
3: Aquarius
4: Ray

Defensive Sacrificial Bunker will take first hit against anything that goes through my army attack shield.

Shield Pods from the Scarlet Prince will relocate on top of my army to take and blows before it reaches the attack shield.

Actions:

Well I should've done this earlier, I sacrifice my abilities my ability to wield YoreHammer and Starcalibur to the God of Fire and Industry. I have see the warnings before and I ACCEPT THE CONDITIONS. In exchange I would like a boost, for any actions/entities that he can assist with. I have good reasons to believe I will never get the chance to use them anyway, therefor I might as well sacrifice my abilities to be able to call upon some assistance when I require so.

Focus: 3x, It seems my SCVs will require better tools, or simply more resources to build more quickly on projects. I visit the old and aging Neosteel Foundry, I do believe you need an upgrade... Adding Parts Fabricators to the Foundry, will make it so SCVs will have a much easier time building structures with prefabricated parts they can use. Construction Speed is increased.

Notes:

I vote D, because reasons. I personally believe the answer cannot simply be C, it just looks too easy.

Redrover1760
-Project Spark: 91/100 Current Task: Kill the entities guarding the central terminal! (Elite Guardbots HP: 5,000 x 2)
You realize you only need to murder those 2 Guardbots? *sigh*
 
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Vote: C

1 action: I give the Second Scarlet Prince an attack shield.

1 action: I give the Eeveelutionary Eevee an attack shield.

1 action: I smash the EVIL Space Station with a sledgehammer.

"Second Scarlet Prince, Eeveelutionary Eevee, here are your attack priorities. Priority 1 is to attack the Attack Shield Obliterator. If it's been destroyed, or will be destroyed by AG forces, attack Aquarius. If Aquarius has stopped fighting for the Godmodder, attack Ray."
 
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Action 1: I decide to take the 2 guardbots and smash them together repeatedly until they're both dead. Then, I access the terminal in hopes of gathering additional information.

Actions 2+3: I charge more (4 points total
 
1. I activate my Boost Stone (5/5) I Then warp up to the EVIL Space Station and begin unloading barrages of magic into its Shield Array, Eldritch Blast, Ray of Frost, Fire Bolt, you name it.
2. Upwards to 22/25
3. And to 23/25
 
Well firstly yes I use the 100 actions I can only use for this to make the charmzard energy generator. since my action discovering the combination also put one action into that, I use the action's worth of power left over to- since I can't use it for anything but this generator thing- accelerate its production for this turn.
Now, I don't have any charmzard energy left*, nor is this post enough actions to make a charm stone, so the only way for me to have a charm stone to drop into this abyss is for me to get one for free. if I get one for free and that which the Godmodder described occurs,I use Accio and retrieve it from the pit, all while crying over the undeniable fact Bo Burnham hasn't made any new comedy shows since [Make happy] which is sad because his shows are funny. Prophecy, fulfilled! in an advantageous way!
Besides which, the picture is described as "JOEbob's bad day", so all that actually has to happen is me having a bad day- Which has happened many times in the past! if you only count In-game stuff, Xerath's and Evolver's deaths. otherwise, RL stuff abounds and shall not be described. therefor, this image has no power.
Which reminds of another amusing anecdote deal. If you give me 1 Godmodder action to use as I see fit, I will give you two player actions to use as you see fit. see, It's fairly common for you to preform actions that players can- like hanging things up on a vision board- and have a well defined cost of 1 action- like hanging things up on a vision board- but you still use Godmodder actions, and the power of your action doesn't rise as a result. I suspect this will happen multiple times in the future, so giving me 1 Godmodder action now[formetouse] for 2 player actions whenever [for anything with a defined cost of 1 Action], will save you 2 Godmodder actions for the price of one Godmodder action! It's a profit for you, and if using this thing was worth it for you, it must be worth 2+ Godmodder actions, which means this deal is worth it! so, what do ya say?

Somno takes some time out of his heavily-timeshared overhealer project to protect the worker army from the waves (unless srovy's post was enough in which case he keeps working)
[1x I give the shield generator setup 1 attack shield]
[1x] I proceed to put a new picture on visionboard: Godmodder caught in formation Fred homefree*
*When someone is homefree, it means they have successfully achieved their objective. when someone thinks they are or claims to be homefree, they are within sight of achieving their objective. since I'm putting "Fred Homefree" on the visionboard, I'm clearly referring to him successfully achieving their objective, and as such the image on the board would show fred having already succeeded, probably back in his pocket dimension or something.

To the peacekeepers: Oh, ok. I thought you where still trying to figure out how the evolver's evolution worked, as opposed to how to replicate it without player powers.

As for the Godmodder's Curling team:
"In the curling game, the godmodder's players, all the gods from all the pantheons - there's, like, 200 of them, but to be fair you have about 200 clones of yourself to make up for it - who are NOT bound to follow the rules of normal humans, proceed to use their various powers to enchant the puck to electrocute, burn, stab, poison, and explode the body of any normal human who touches the puck - they grant themselves and their teammates immunity to all these things. Finally, Zeus, the god of lightning, comes up and smashes the curling puck at the speed of lightning towards the goal on your side. The godmodder would also like to note that the curling pucks are immune to the effects, and so the curling is not interfered with. Sure, clones will die, but when have clones ever really lived?"
That's...
not how curling works.
you want the Stone/puck to stop as close to the middle of a circle-ring formation as possible, and you want to sweep it to manipulate its speed. we both shoot from the same place, and if you don't follow the rules your throw is undone.
Which you didn't. by sending it at the speed of lightning, not only did you guarantee it would miss the target, but you made it impossible to sweep ahead of. as such, your team did not sweep. as such, I declare you take the standard penalty: your entire turn gets skipped and undone.
Also my clones aren't humans, they're technically golems, animated by the term "emet" or 'truth" inscribed into their minds many times.
So, Godmodder's turn undone, Godmodder's understanding of even the basics shown to be faulty, Godmodder proven to not have any Gods with half a brain on his side, and my turn. I toss a puck very weakly, such that it will obstruct any moves you make within the rules, and my clones sweep for it until it comes to a stop, my first puck still in the center. now, the Godmodder not only has to deal with a complete failure to comprehend the game, but his further moves are obstructed! hah!
[1x] *Also, the alchemy there? it never said it consumes the materials you use to make it, so I use the charmzard energy that I lied I actually still have, and alchemize with my dream-starcalibur. I wonder what this'll give? Dream-Starcalibur isn't Starcalibur, so it'll probably be much cheaper and, if the dream starcalibur is consumed, possibly stronger as well.
Cult action vote: give the Drones 1 attack shield, protecting them from ray.
Since srovy is lazy, I'll give his drones orders.
worker drones work on the headquarters. those that can't for lack of resources work on Somno's overhealer, since Somno already made the parts and just needs to get the assembled in a functioning way. the gather drones harvest their farms and any other things they see, the recruiter drones try to recruit anyone who happens to enter a 5 killometer radius of them. even if they're singing. or yelling at them to stop. or have no head.
the healer drones heal somno. the breeder drones act as previously ordered.
 
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Rushing over to the Attack Shield Obliterator Turret I pull out a thirty foot wide hammer and with a swing backed by massively superhuman strength I smash the Attack Shield Obliterator Turret. (x1)

Frowning at the massive amount of water still falling from the sky I decide to reinforce my entities protection from the storm. Inverting some of the pipes previously made to safely bring water to my entities when the water meter existed I connect them to automated pumps, increasing the overall water protection my entities have. (x1)

Withholding my rage I head over to Aquarius and begin showing it the Godmodder's cruelty and disregard for his entities. I project images of when the Godmodder killed one of his own Sealed Assassins:
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The Sealed Assassin - Dagger is barely staying on his feet... suddenly, a bloody spot appears on his chest. Backstabbed!? By... The godmodder?!
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I show the countless other nonboss entities like the Armor Crusher who he merely throws out to do some harm to his foes before dying without the Godmodder even really acknowledging their deaths. Does Aquarius really want to serve under a master like that, who tosses forth entities like candy and doesn't even care when they get slain? It's only a tool under the Godmodder, hardly worth anything to him. In comparison I show how some players treat their entities instead, protecting them and caring about if they live or die. Surely staying on the Godmodder's side is vastly inferior to what other groups offer? (x1)

Turning to look at the destroyed Eagle Spawner a few tears fall from my eyes, what a sad fate for such an old thing. After surviving through bosses and Evaucorp it falls because I didn't realize I hadn't protected it.

Anger swelling up in my voice I shout out to my entities, "This will not be allowed to stand! Time and time again have we lost companions and friends to the Godmodder's forces, it's time to remind them why they should never mess with us! Let's go attack that Fishery V2.0 and raze it to the ground! Dragonforce work with the Eagles to let them strike true! Now we are on a warpath and we will not stop until vengeance is ours!"

"Rotaz and Undead Einstein, kindly get to work on improving our overall accuracy with complex targeting computers. Hopefully we'll soon be able to take out Ray without aid from other Players or entities."
 
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ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x Enemy Heal Ticket 1x Enemy Debuff Ticket 2x Minor Enemy Damage Ticket 1x Enemy Buff Ticket 1x Enemy Ravage Ticket 1x Enemy Rejuvenation Ticket
AMOUNT:3/3
Farewell, GODMODDER REPELLENT, you were a useful item to have.
Also, I answer C.
Action 1+2: I release a swarm of Rust Monsters on the Attack Shield Obliterator Turret. While they are all destroyed, the Turret is missing massive pieces of itself.
Action 3:I put a single point into my charge.
 
Right... so the Rice Monastery is the upgraded form of the Rice Shrine, upgraded with 6 charges, a 10k damage ticket and 5 turns worth of manpower from all my entities. About 3 Charges and the damage ticket was used to give the Monastery the ability to boost the damage the entities I own. 3 Charges and 1 turns of manpower went into upgrading the its original abilities of blocking damage and healing... mostly into the blocking. The rest of the manpower goes into toughening the Monastery and creating a Great, but unstaffed, Kitchen!(Special related)

With that out of the way... My answer for this turn's question is C!

(Action!)(3 Charges)
(2 Charges)
Hah! Finally! It feels good to have PROJECT:MONASTERY completed...

I stretch my arms and sigh in contentment. Being mainly focus on the project for a while I decide to finally take more awareness of the events thats been going on lately. Its when I took a look at the Vision board that I freeze in my inspection.

Make pictures come true? I look at it solemnly before taking a go at it.

I imagine two pictures in my head and manifested them on the Vision Board.

The first picture displays Ray the Unsealed Game Master getting hit by the Void Assassins...
"Ray hit by [V]'s TRIO ATTACK"

The Second picture was framed as it radiates pure feelings of care... It shows my BONDed entities Fenny and Disco-Chan, both grizzled and more experienced, happily talking with one another. The letter I gave to Fenny to give to Disco-Chan should they meet just on the edge of the picture.
"Disco-Chan and Fenny meets"

I take another glance at the second picture and look at it fondly and turn away.

"Someday..."

(1 Charge)(0/4 --> 1/4)
I turn to look at the Evil Space Station and set to do some plotting. I call out to other Players should they wish to help me when I unleash my charge for next turn.

(Orders)
Rice Shield continues his previous order of protecting the Rice Field and its inhabitants.
Bun Queen goes back to her Studies. (2 turns)
Bun Baron takes some time to re-configures their nature. (3 turns?)
Void Rover was given orders to warn the Peacekeepers of the terrifying ship that's behind the clouds and wishes for them to be prepare before its appearance into the HEXAGONAFIELD.
... Rov is doing research on one of Void Guard's Attack shield? spending it in the progress. (2 turn)
After 4 turns of training and practicing... and a long break... Void Assassins and Void Guard are finally performing their TRIO ATTACK on Ray!

[TRIO ATTACK!]
Its finally time! However, before getting into position, they note that the long break seemed to diminished a bit of polish they put into the Attack, making their damage output to be lowered as if it was released after 3 turns of practicing.

And so it began, the assassins on both opposite ends of the field and the guard in the middle of them. They all take a deep breath and exhale in sync before the assassins race across the field and headed towards Void Guard! At the last stretch of space they both leaped at her, both aiming at an different arm to hold unto, as the Void Guard brace and prepares to catch, and swing them! The momentum already kicking in, the Void Guard Spins at even MORE ludicrous speeds as she spins in place, streams of calculations goes through her as she's assisted by Rov's previous teachings before she take aim... and FIRE!

A Shock wave ripples in my dome as Void Guard lets go of the bulkier Assassin as he goes through the dome... through the 140-ish ft of water... through a school of piranhas... and right under Ray. An unmanly scream let loose as certain jewels were hit by an unforgiving force. Sadly, that wasn't the end of the attack. The lighter Assassin was still spinning as the bulkier Assassin was going through the water, The Void Guard have one arm free, used both her arms in tossing the lighter Assassin! Throwing him faster, harder than she did with her first throw! The Void Guard falls down as her arms became a smoking wreck. Losing 30k of health in order to throw and spin harder!

As for the Lighter Assassin, He was drilling through the water and killed 2 school of fishes in his wake! His speed going even faster than bulkier assassin got to Ray in less time than bulky. Which meant he hit Ray in the same place as the bulky assassin did, and just a 1 second right after! Lighter didn't waste time however, and the two assassin quickly grab each other hands and had both their heels connected and used Lighter's torque and momentum and become a two-man Drill! They spun and drilled on Ray's poor form and with the momentum that carried them SLAMMED poor Ray into the Evil Space Station, pushing to closer to the direction where the Storm Boat was coming from...

*Inspiration for TRIO ATTACK*(Don't include in quote)
 
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3/3 + 1/1 +2/2 + 8/8 + 21/100

2 Actions incoming in 4 rounds because I lent The_Two_Eternities 1 action

12 Actions incoming in 13 rounds because I sold the Yorehammer to REDROVER

I agree to cult actions.
 
I vote C.

Actions x2 - Attack Shields

Give the Apex and Shipyard an attack shield each, as you do.

Action x1 - Immense Debt

Alright, if the GM is willing to do that, then ES picks something less permanent: action debt. Ability to use Legendary Weapons can't even be really given to an organization that's not a god anyway. Instead, he puts himself 50 Actions in debt to them, to be called in any time for any reason, in exchange for a significant upgrade of the Shipyard's upgrading speed and a more minor upgrade to its HP. On the condition that the Actions don't affect the HEXAGONAFIELD directly, for either side. Seeing as the Mechanicum probably wants to stay the hell away from this hellhole, that shouldn't be a big ask.

Why the Mechanicum and not a loan from the Bank? One word: interest.
 
EternalStruggle said:
action debt
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:D

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50 Actions in debt
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:oops:

I think you just made a mistake ES. Don't you realize that you are basically enslaving yourself? Can't you see that they basically can take away your Shipyard, because they own more than 50% of the shipyard Actions?

You could settle for something lesser, less greedy and less risky.

Trust me and I will trust you with up to 30 actions. Interest is of course a thing, but it will be only 1 action.

You would have to charge 2-1 action every round to pay it back in time. You get 19 rounds to pay it back.
 
hungry visitor said:
I think you just made a mistake ES. Don't you realize that you are basically enslaving yourself? Can't you see that they basically can take away your Shipyard, because they own more than 50% of the shipyard Actions?
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That is not at all how this works. First of all, I trust the Priesthood of Mars to understand the importance of not messing with a man's shipyard. This is a matter of religion as much as anything else. Second of all...

What are they going to do, exactly? They can come in and do the work with a portal I can use my action to open, and they can then leave, but they can't exactly bring reinforcements. Plus, doing that would leave them without any actions at all, and instead a Shipyard they have no way of controlling and an angry player stabbing them in the face and retaking it. Because I... would do that and they know it. Because they would do the same if someone took their shipyards, and they have done in the past.
hungry visitor said:
Trust me and I will trust you with up to 30 actions. Interest is of course a thing, but it will be only 1 action.
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You don't have that kind of moolah right now, a mere 21.
 
hungry visitor said:
3/3 + 1/1 +2/2 + 8/8 + 21/100
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EternalStruggle said:
You don't have that kind of moolah right now, a mere 21.
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and that is where you are wrong, Eternal.

I actually can add my 8/8 charge and one 1/1 charge to my 21/100 charge and get a 30/30 charge.

This is scientifically proven. Math is related to science.

And I speak out of experience. They have stolen my Mania, Growth and children. For a lousy 8/8 charge. Don't trust the mechanics.
 
hungry visitor said:
and that is where you are wrong, Eternal.

I actually can add my 8/8 charge and one 1/1 charge to my 21/100 charge and get a 30/30 charge.

This is scientifically proven. Math is related to science.

And I speak out of experience. They have stolen my Mania, Growth and children. For a lousy 8/8 charge. Don't trust the mechanics.
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Okay but that puts me on a timetable and I don't really want that? And that was the Bank. I explained why I'm not using the Bank (the answer is interest).
 
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Uh, hungry visitor, that was the Bank of Actions.
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:confused: what is the difference between the Bank-Mechanic and the "big M"-Mechanic?

The same person is behind it, also controlling the Institute for moral and life, the godmodder and the Actions. I spent 8 actions to get 1 action debt for free, and it could only be used for simple attacks, not summons.

Why should "big M" allow something like 50 charge debt without strings attached?

Edit: the offer still stands. Anyone?
 
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hungry visitor said:
Why should "big M" allow something like 50 charge debt without strings attached?
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Because the "debt" is services to be rendered. They don't give Player Actions, in fact they kinda can't, they do a single specific thing and in return I offer much in the way of my favor, and of course with the advanced technology borne from player powers and the player powers themselves being able to twist reality, this favor is valuable to them, so they perform the service in exchange for the promise of future aid.

Favors are, after all, the bedrock upon which the deliberately decentralized Imperium sits, they've played the metaphorical game before. Plus, again, matter of religion. They are almost obligated to help out with raw industry in exchange for the secrets and power and STCs I may grant to aid them on the Quest for Knowledge.

(Nobody tell them I use AIs tho. They hate those.)
 
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