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Defeat The Godmodder

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Your entities have all been buffed to get them ready for the incoming endgame challenges! But you had better get them ready, because boy will they die off without help!

If you have any complaints about the changes made to your entities, please PM me on the Discord or say so on the OOC thread. But it's been only buffs.


THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him awards you 5 CP!

Minor Tasks:
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Field effects: None

[AG]Altair - CP: 40
[AG]Quinn - CP: 40

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 3,000,000 (protected by 1 Play-doh)
Disco-Chan: 1,500,000 HP, 200,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 3/3 (repels darkness!)
[N]Fennie: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 150,000 x 10A(-1,000,000 damage from all attacks, +500,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)
Bunny Baron: 2,000,000 HP (20% dodge rate)
Bun prince/princess: 1,000,000 x 2 HP, 50,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)
Bun knights: 50,000 x 50 HP, 20,000 x 50A (15% dodge rate)(+5/turn)
Shield buns: 60,000 x 100 HP (20% dodge rate)(+10/turn)
Damage Tank: 0 damage stored!
Fortified Rice Monastery(Gives +10,000 HP/turn, -5,000 damage from all attacks, and +5,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(tended by Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Specials: Rice Feast - 0/4, Rice Torrent - 4/4

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 250,000A
Tassadar: 4,000,000/4,000,000 HP, 250,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 5/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(protected from 1 attack)
Forward Operating Base: 2,000,000 HP (Resources totally exhausted! Still good as a bunker)
Fortress: 2,000,000 HP (protected from 1 attack)(3 Mines - next attackers take 20,000 damage)
Healbot Mk.1: 600,000/600,000 HP, +500,000A (inside Fortress)
Pioneers: 10,000 x 100 HP, 250 x 40A (can heal)
Line Gun: 100,000 x 25 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)
Panzers: 200,000 x 10 HP, 80,000 x 10A

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 50% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)
Red Army Engineers+1: 100,000 x 20 HP (can build or double the attack of whichever combat entity they choose to assist)
Conscript Facility: 300,000 HP (+10 Red Army Soldiers/turn)
Red Army Soldiers: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (max: 100)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 500,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 0/4, RP: 1

[AG - Paradoxdragonpaci]The Restorer: 800,000 HP, +250,000 x 4A (can repair items)(Reverse levitation)(protected from 1 attack)
Order Scion Scout: 1,600,000/1,600,000 HP, 300,000 x 2A (50% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Crusher]Janus: 3,500,000/3,500,000 HP, Unlock Ability x 2!A (protected from 2 attacks)

[AG - Arsenical]Scoville Reaver: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 600,000A (A S/B/D ignorant)(+100,000 HP/turn)(conversion resistance)(protected from 4 attack)

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 12% chance to null attacks)(protected from 5 attack)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
PROTECTION SUMMARY: Shield that blocks first 1,000,000 of damage!
WEAPONRY SUMMARY: 1,300,000 + Tractor beam to freeze one enemy (N/A)
Quadcopters: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (guarding LIVE Space Station)(Max: 100)(+10/turn)
Space engineers: 1,000 x 5,000 HP (Can boost any one piece of the Space Station to be twice as effective for a turn)
Prism Deployer: 200,000 HP (+10 Prism/turn)(protected from 3 attack)(originally JOEbob's)
Prism: 50,000 x 50 + 500,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 300,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +500,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 2,000,000 HP + 700,000 HP (+10 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 300,000 HP (projects 700,000 HP shield)
Aragami: 30,000 x 100 HP, 10,000 x 100A

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 5,800,000
The Apex: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - Each turn, increase a specific unit type of ES's choice by 25%, rounded up to the nearest round number)
Attack frigates: 10,000 x 100 HP, 3,000 x 100A (10% dodge rate)
Ordnance cruiser: 250,000 x 10 HP, 250,000 x 10A(can attack or heal)
Spectral Lord: 400,000 x 20 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(50,000A when not charging)
Overseer: 500,000 x 10 HP (As long as at least 1 Overlord is alive, refills Constructor/Attack drones to 1,000/4,000 each turn, if they're below that)(protected from 2 attack)
Attack drone: 1 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP, 2,000 x 1,000A
Constructor drone: 4,000 x 1,000 HP + 40,000 HP (Doubles the number of units in a group once per turn!)
Engineering depot: 400,000 x 2HP (Materials exhausted - still useful as a shield!)
[PG]Insane Iteration Station: 10,000,000 x 3 HP, 500,000 x 3A (iterated too much)
Airfield: 400,000 x 1HP (Materials exhausted - still useful as a shield!)

[AG]Elite Pigmen: 10,000 x 10 HP, 5,000 x 10A
Elite Wither Skeletons: 50,000 x 5 HP, 50,000 x 5A
Elite Ghasts: 5,000 x 25 HP, 10,000 x 25A (A S/B/D ignorant)

[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 11,500,000/11,500,000 HP, 1,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+400,000 HP/turn)(Boss)(protected from 1 attack)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 20,000,000/20,000,000 HP, 5,000,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 1/2 (-100,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+1,000,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(protected from 3 attacks)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 650,000/650,000 HP, 250,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(gravity harness)(2 attack redirector)(1 Emergency teleporter)(-100,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)
Rotaz+1: 350,000/350,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(protected from 1 attack)(1 attack redirector)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)
Magitek servitor factory: 700,000/700,000 HP, +200,000A, +40 Servitor/turn (2 attack redirector)(+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 10,000 x 500, 5,000 x 500A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(2 attack redirector)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP, 100,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(1 attack redirector)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

[PG]The Godmodder: 25/310 HP (Descended - x5 Actions per turn)(God Charge: 45/50)

[AG]EPIC DUEL ARENA:
Current Duelists: Ender_Smirk, Dangan_Machin, Pionoplayer


Player list:
Alastair Dragovich - CP: 23 (has Solar Powered Player Killer Armaments - high damage against Players!, Pelicannon, Rage Cube, X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)
Bill Nye - CP: 18 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 2 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 5 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 9
Daskter - CP: 6 (has Boosted Evolve Hunters)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Excalibur - 22 Power)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 8 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has the Retcon Revenger - has a powerful hidden effect, bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 11 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 1 (has Ultimo Durana(100 power left, CALLBACK Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 22 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 4 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Sub-par godmod lock, Something, Godmodder Lock)
Karpinsky - CP: 40
Krill13 - CP: 24 (has Iron Hoe Storm)
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 5
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 6 (has paradox void cards, hexagonaherbs, 6 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom/Heart gone), BUFFNESS, Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss), crystal dream gems)
Pionoplayer - CP: 111
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 5
That-Random-Guy - CP: 55 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 17 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), Summonspitter heart, spirit knife, essence of blood, grenades, bit of Dragon soul, entropic glass shard, one Entropic Die)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 18 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 13 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 98 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, faint godmodder energy (about to disappear!))

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Time Accelerator (Causes an entity to experience 10 turns of time in 1 turn)
True Multiplier Orbs x 2
Godmodding Vol. 1
Double Rainbow Ticket x 1, Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame, Black Filling, Economy-Melting Bank Note
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Ring with United States of America Smash(3 uses left)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
CP Converter
Player Power Cascader (rolls 10 1-10 numbers, multiplies results and then multiplies that by a Player's attack to increase damage!)

OOC: Before the Third Tribulation, the AG entity side was getting to be too much to handle. After these massive buffs, everything should be much nicer round numbers, and less to keep track of each turn. However, I've tried to make sure that things have overall improved for every Player, and that even when there was an ability taken away, it got replaced with something better. Since the last major entity battle is coming up, snowballing is not going to be very useful much longer, and a lot of troop generation abilities got replaced with troop buffing abilities.

Again, if you have any questions about descriptions, or want changes reverted, please do send me a PM or say so here on the thread.

Also, Winkins, what did the TEMPLE project do again? You can decide now that you've seen the massive buffs.
 
The quiet watcher rubs his forehead in annoyance before asking to borrow twenty-three [23] CP from Quinn. With that, he had everything he needed to build his last bomb, which he did immediately after setting up a camera to observe the Lithium Tree for later, using his dimensional doorway abilities to successfully set up the observation system and tie it to dimensional shenanigans to ensure that it would always work.

The casing of the bomb didn't need any more alterations, thanks to what he had used the True Summonspitter Heart for before. Inserting the Dragon soul fragment and the Entropic glass, the aspect of order and chaos respectively, [-10 CP] was far more difficult but it was still something he managed in the end, leaving them perfectly balanced with a gap between them, filling almost all of the Heart. He used the essence of Blood [-5 CP] to sew the heart almost entirely shut, preparing the last part with the Ring of United States of America Smash and the Entropic die [-5 CP] as the trigger device and aspect, leaving him with his final bomb: The Real Kicker.

EDITED WITH TEMPORAL FEEDBACK.
 
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Action 1: Unfortunately, while a point of Absolute Zero did spawn inside the Godmodder, the Absolute Zero-Point Cryo-Cannon (or AZPCC as I'm now going to abbreviate it) creates points, plural, of absolute zero. He just didn't realize he was frozen because of some illusions and trickery.

Illusions from who? He clearly isn't frozen.

No, he totally is. He might not look or act like he's frozen, but he's totally frozen.

You're talking out of your ass right now.

Not frozen in the really cold sense, but Frozen in the sense that he is now that hit film from Disney.

How in the-

Which, unfortunately, actually worked to our disadvantage. He had to have used one of his actions during the Tribulation to set up that illusion trickery (or that huge power multiplier), which would have meant one less action for his God charge, reducing it to 44/50 CP. Thus, he decided to turn himself into a hit disney film to earn a ton of extra revenue to get an extra charge point! Or just took advantage of me turning into a hit disney film by having the AZPCC in the wrong mode.

Doesn't that mean he now has an army of fans protecting him from criticism or attacks?

Don't worry, I've called in an army of people who will go berserk whenever "Let it Go" is sung as backup to engage the army of fans. We'll have an open shot at him.

But how do we destroy a film?

We do what you do, and set it on fire. And thankfully, the AZPCC can fire more than just cold.

I hit a lever on the AZPCC, transforming it into the Absolute Solar-Point Fire Cannon, or ASPFC. It's like the AZPCC, but the points are as hot as the center of the biggest star in the known universe, at least a million degrees Celsius. Thus, it burns the unfortunate victim from the inside out.

Luckily for the Godmodder, we don't want to burn Frozen down completely. That would just bring a mob of angry fans. No, we want to destroy it from the inside.

I cast Inferno Blessing on Frozen, preventing it from being destroyed by the attack by letting it regenerate from the fire damage. I've lowered the level on it, so it shouldn't give the Godmodder any extra HP (though he's nearly impossible to heal anyways, can't be too careful).

Then, I use the Absolute Solar-Point Fire Cannon to target key moments inside the film and set them on fire. Because of Inferno Blessing, the film is able to regenerate, build its plot back, and restore some semblance of a plot despite everything being on fire.

But even though the film was salvaged despite the new plot element of everything being on fire, the reviews start turning terrible. Between the film's name now being the exact opposite of the plot, the horrific scenes of side characters horribly burning to death, and that one scene where the Fire Nation attacked, the movie went from being a masterpiece to being one of the worst movies ever. The former Frozen fans team up with the people who still hate Let It Go to attack the Godmodder for his poor film performance.

Then, it gets worse. The fans demand their money back for the horrible performance, and sue the film for false advertising. This, combined with a lawsuit from Nickelodeon for using their copyrighted Fire Nation characters, drains the Godmodder's accounts and forces him to give up points of his God Charge (especially that charge point he gained from the revenue from turning into what was previously a hit film).

And it gets even worse when the SCP Foundation shows up to contain the Godmodder for being a horrible anomaly. While they work to restore the original film and mind-wipe the enraged fans, they put the Godmodder in a Keter-Class containment cell, as even ignoring his Godmodding abilities, he's still a sentient being with the ability to rewrite the plot of a film (despite his claims that he isn't).

Action 2: I switch the ASPFC back to the AZPCC and use it to disable two of the Insane Iteration Stations, removing their attacks this round.

Action 3 + 5 CP: I summon Argus, a three-headed dog.

That's Cerberus.

I don't care what your mythology is, my mythology says he's Argus. He has 4000000 HP, and 3 attacks of 150000 each. He also possesses the Guard Dog passive ability, allowing him to counterattack with one of his attacks when he is attacked while bodyguarding an entity. He can potentially use all three of his attacks as counterattacks if three or more different entities attempt to attack him.

Entity Orders: Janus unlocks abilities for Argus twice (or, if he can't target Argus twice, he targets himself once and then Argus once). Argus attacks the most damaged Insane Iteration Station.
 
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Ultimo Durana: 100 Energy Stored

"THIS. ENDS. HERE!" Everyone, when the Godmodder reaches 1 HP, let me use all my energy to finish him off!

3 ACTION FOCUS - E3 HYPE INCARNATE: I summon all of the hype from E3 and tell the godmodder, "Hey, heard you like E3! Here is all of its hype. Eat it to become STRONGER!" Excited, he gobbles it up. Turns out, it's not hype at all. It's LIQUID KARMA (which causes very deadly poisoning if directly ingested). "HARGH HARGH HARGH! I love E3."
 
{So, I have no idea what my actions have done over these turns even though they were stated to be processed 'once trib 3 is over', not 'once trib 4 is in full swing' or whatever.}
{Whatever. Fine. I'll guess.}
{Taint is either 95% insufficient or somehow the tribulation focus. Almost certainly the mostly-insufficient option.}
{I either easily figured out Something and all those other things, or failed miserably.}
And based on the update...
{I somehow completely failed to affect the battlefield or preform even a hint of damage control on the [PG]iffication of entities.}
{I either succeeded in using the Godmodder Lock and it's unlisted for some ridiculous reason, or failed misserably.}
{I neither charged anything nor formed any notable items}
ON ALL THESE ASSUMPTIONS.
[1x] I greet morpheus, create a time bubble, catch up with him... fun stuff(?).
After some conversation, I show him the nice bed.
JOEbobobob said:
So... this bed I made, one of its functions is to preserve and connect dreams.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Since every time I used the bed, it ended up with me in Morpheus' dreamland, there is a distinct possibility it still has Morpheus Dreamstuff. I give him the bed and leave him to using it, finishing with an offhand mention that, if some of my plans work, I might need his help for something.
If he believes the expenditure of all my CP, Something, half of my infinity charmzard energy, or any other resource I posses which is reasonable for this goal, will allow him to rebecome a minor god (Without making him suddenly vulnerable to the 'awakeify' trick that came out of nowhere), then I also give him whateveritis.


[1x] I growl at the Godmodder. before he can comment that I sound like a small animal, he discovers the world around him has disappeared. In its place is a paper-thin veil depicting a giant beaker. He soon finds the beaker to be made of some form of indestructible substance, or at least, it is impossible for matter to exit the beaker.
Then it clicks. he's in a terribly-coded simulation! Of course... But why?
above him, he hears a clunk, followed by a rattle. looking up, he sees the area is labeled as 'PhET', and there's a massive saltshaker, levitating.
The saltshaker moves a little, and waves of red rocks-boulders, honestly- fall from it. Simple enough to dodge, though, none of them hit the area under the shaker! He quickly moves out of the wa- THONK
In an instant, one of the red boulders hits the beaker floor... and it immediately moves to a seemingly-random other position,leaving a vacuum behind it. luckily, the Godmodder is just a bit pas-OW.

Soon enough, the Godmodder realizes this is not so trivial as he believed. the rocks move randomly, so the only way to even reduce injury odds is to be in a corner, so only rocks actually headed to that corner will hit you. Even this won't work long, though, as the randomization favours areas currently deficient in rocks. It's incredibly tiring, dodging instant-teleporting-random-direction-ftl-rocks. But still, it can't last long, right?

...right?

Well, yes. eventually, everywhere has rocks, so the Godmodder just stands on one, and the rocks don't ever pile on one-another. That would require more physics. So, the Godmodder finds himself able to catch his breath for a short while. Then, there's another clicking sound. a white-blue rectangle appears on the other side of the beaker, and then all the boulders disappear, replaced by blood-red fluid. The Godmodder hits the ground, but he's very good at not falling too hard.
There's another clunk, and the entire beaker enclosure suddenly reaches boiling point. the fluid begins to recede...

And the boulders pop into existence, from nowhere. inside objects, at random, wherever. There's no way to tell when, either, and this time... it's faster. it takes only two moments to completely remove the fluid, and restore the prior boulderstate.
This time, the Godmodder isn't so prepared for the boulders, and there's no feasible strategy to avoid them regardless. This makes life much more difficult for him.
Still, the badly-coded sim seems to be out of things to d---

The beaker quickly moves, changing shape, and fills with fluid. the boulders vanish, and to the left is what appears to be a GIANT LAZOR IN SPAICE! The fluid begins rapidly changing color, density, and acidity rapidly. moments later, the beaker expands. The resulting vacuum pulls the Godmodder rapidly to the side, Before the Lazor activates. The fluid seems to have settled on Red, and the lazor glows cyan. Every last bit of energy is absorbed, instantly superheating a blob of fluid in the top-left.

The Godmodder has been pulled away from it by the currents, but the Lazor fires again, superheating further blobs, resulting in rapidly-expanding spheres of plasma littering the edges of the beaker. Soon enough, the Godmodder is hit by one, at which point the Lazor changes to red. it passes through the beaker's fluid with ease, now... leaving all that energy to hit whatever it's aimed at! in the still superheated fluid, the Godmodder is left with little recourse to avoid it, but still, he manages. then,

Blank.

the world around him turns into a blank canvas, grey-white like an off-brand forum background.
There's a quiet clacking tap-tap sound, impacts against a yielding substance, and then a wave goes across the blankness of this world. By this point, the information available is sufficient for a rudimentry hypothesis with person logic: 'something something in a computer something something'. With the addition of Godmodder logic (which is, for some reason, able to get extremely specific and somehow still practically correct hypotheses from insufficient evidence), the Godmodder comes to the conclusion that JOEbob wrote up text based on tribulations he went through in the past, involving hideously-programmed software with clear issues which everyone continues to use regardless for no discernible reason, and proceeded to enforce it upon reality, or more accurately, the Godmodder in particular.

one side-effect of this method is that the realm wasn't there for anyone to detect in the past, and won't be there to find out in the future. He doesn't have much time to think before the wave to decide this, but Godmodder logic is famed as being fast as well as impossibly accurate, so that doesn't matter.
[1x]
At any rate, he sees a new shape has formed around him. several fuzzy circles, floating freely in a blurple void. Looking down at his torso, he sees a similar fuzzy circle, holding him in place. He pushes against it, and finds little resistance, but as soon as he stops moving directly away from the circle, he finds himself back there. Looking at the other circles again, he sees a grotesque mouth, followed by a tube, each held by one of the circles. with Godmodder logic to the rescue, he realizes this is a "simulation" of the digestive system... with himself as the food! Still, there's not much he can do directly- he's held in place, and this place seems without boundaries regardless.

For now, he analyzes the structure of this... alternate reality? For while the creator did have more time to create it then he to analyse, he is the Godmodder. surely, he can escape. However, before he can find anything conclusive- the structure originally seems organized and regular, but breaks its own rules seemingly at random and huge swaths of it are completely irrelevant- The circle holding him in place vanishes. The mouth begins to approach him, copying his every motion to prevent escape. As the mouth closes over the Godmodder, he realizes a snippet of the code governing this area is setting the whole constructs momentum each frame to 'VerraadMom+2', but the Snippet disappears as the mouth snaps shut, keeping it from messing with it...
He makes a mental note for now, then grits his teeth as the teeth of the mouth chew him, bracing for impa-

the impact never comes. instead, he senses his entire body snap between compositions and positions every half-second, surprisingly painless given the amount it's been messed with. Then, the tube he's in pushes him down, and... well, long story short the stomach Acid Is painful, unlike the mouth. This seems strange to him, given he's probably been hit by acid before and should be immune, but a quick look at the nature of reality here confirms his Godmodder-logic suspicions: The "Acid" works by directly removing little bits of his code, the parts representing his skin. a passing thought wonders why they didn't do this to his whole body, but the Godmodder is used to players eccentricity, and besides, that would likely be too similar to the Deleter- or similar styles- to function.
Regardless, after maneuvering himself through the stomach, he finds his body shape being changed into perfectly cuboidal brown lump, which is placed outside the structure. Above him displays the words 'nutrients extracted: 0.00%. state: solid. calories: ERerr '

He gets to work reshaping his form into a proper person- the reality doesn't seem to be doing it for him, this time- while new circles appear alongside the first series, above them slightly, and new constructs appear there as well. Soon enough, he's done, and he starts flying away- but then he's teleported over to the Mouth. this time, though, he's ready. Following some Godmodder logic, he knows this place has a physics engine remarkably similar to normal physics, underneath all the weirdness, probably added specifically so he- the Godmodder- can exist there more easily. Well, this is what lets him strike! The Godmodder accelerates, faster and faster, even as the mouth- and attached structure- gets closer to him each moment, until finally, he reaches 99.99999999999999995745+% of the speed of light. and at that moment, he suddenly finds himself inside the mouth.

He is, naturally, quite confused, but then he figures it out. The future-alternate version of the mouth moves faster then light, which moves it back in time (and split the timeline, hence alternate), while still making it further forwards, trapping him. He doesn't know whether physics should be working like this- never bothered thinking about it- but he knows it is.
This time through, there's three new types of acid, and the skin bits that get acided are absorbed by the construct. This makes repairing his form much more difficult, afterwards, and the Godmodder's body is still notably corroded as he approaches the speed of light. But this time, he knows how this phoney physics works, and reaches Exactly 99.99999999999999735744% of the speed of light.

You see, with the construct behind him moving at 0.5 meters per second faster then he is, (2 units by the programs reckoning), and him moving at [That]% of the speed of light, the construct was at Exactly the speed of light, which resulted in its conversion from matter into light according to some fairly dubious interpretations of physics, which the Godmodder was able to instantly discern were the interpretations this program was based on.
...
One thing the Godmodder didn't plan for, however, is the magnitude of the resulting light. the amount of energy converted in this manner is proportional to the mass, and there were actually several black holes inside the structure, surrounded by gravity normalizers and antigravity fields. As the untold quantities of pure light wash over the Godmodder, he curses that player powers ensured he would come across this method in particular, even while his skin is charred black and thin tubes of it turned to plasma.
Needless to say, since the light is still part of the construct, the Godmodder can't dodge it, as it shifts speed and direction to match him.

Still, the construct is gone, and the Godmodder has time to breath. He analyzes the code, and deletes a line of code in the middle of the 'keep him from exiting' section, which- though not particularly more important then any other- leads to a cascading lack of brackets, breaking the entire sim. As the reality collapses around him, he sees me standing at the ready, watching the exit position. Before he gets a chance to use godmodder logic- or more accurately, before the nerve impulses from his eyes seeing me reach his brain- I manage to exhale.

Which is to say...

"----Ha!"
So a wave of Qi-Chi-chakra-life force-stamina-body energy-spirit power-whateverdragonballcallsit-actuallyjustplayerpower crashes into him, sending him tumbling away at speed. and that.
is the end.
of that (particular attack and/or action.)

[1 CP] {A Third Godmodder Attack}
I smile at the Godmodder. It's a melancholic smile, not happy, really, nor can one truly be happy in this context. It looks false, slightly strained; as though intended, but without true source. And when I open my mouth, out pour words, words that seem true, but aren't, not really.
"I remember the day that I got the call, Remember the day that I lost it all
Remember the day in this fight with a sigh. Remember the day like it was only mine
A Tragedy tapped on my shoulder and said hello
And it took my soul.
Liiike, youuuu, nothings foreeever. liiiiike, youuuuu, some things just die...
Liiike, youuuu, i am no be-e-etter. liiiike, youuuuu, we wait and see because.
Like, me, the struggle is real, the struggle is real, the struggle is real, like me.
The struggle is real, the struggle is real, the struggle is real, like me, e, e.
Like me, like meee, Like, me, the struggle is real. the struggle is real, the struggle is real, like me.

I remember the lives, that you had to take. remember the trials that made all hearts shake. remember the meal of blocks in the air*. Remember the fight with you everywhere.
Insanity killed me, and I never let it go.
No, I never let it go.
Like, you, nothings forever. like, you. some things just die.
like, you. I am no better. like, you. we wait and see because."
"Like, Me. the struggle? is real. The Struggle is real. the struggle is real. like me, me, me, like me. like meeee. like me, the struggle is real. the struggle is real. the struggle is real. like me. (the song continues but the actual text loses focus here)"
At first, the Godmodder thinks this song is positive for him. After all, by declaring it not quite true, I've implicitly said that some things are forever; that nothing (and especially not him) just dies. but then he thinks about it a bit more. If he lets this metaphysical influence go unchalanged, then it's equally inaccurate to say that I am no better; that he took my soul; that any part of this fight is real. So now he's caught between a rock and a lump of dirt. He can stop the influence in its tracks, and gain no benefit, or he can let it go through, and implicitly allow me to become superior to him, and who knows what else.

Before he can decide what to do, I leap towards him. This is, of course, another song of the same series as 'Goodbye', and I've long since established what happens when I leap at him while singing: I miss the impact and go do something else for a while. This repeats, many times while he's thinking. Of Course, the Godmodder isn't just ignoring me; He's set up counters for all sorts of approaches. But he feels no need to move, as yet.

In fact, he take so long delaying the effects of the songs, setting up counters, and deciding what to do with them, without me calling in any reference or obscure text, that I move on to the next song of that series, Cold as Ice. This song of words, instead of being subtly false, is completely correct from a certain point of view. well, with some exaggeration. Note the delay isn't due to any limits on the Godmodder's mental capacities; the parameters of the problem keep changing, and there's a lot of stuff being skipped over here due to a combination of it being uninteresting, and to save time. Furthermore there are the counters to my motion and attacks, which he has to consider.
"I'm cold as ice, I paid the price, I don't care. there's more of me, there's more of you, we're everywhere. I gotta be the one to kill this flame, or I will go insane, living life in the wrong lane.
[[OOC: This action stopped being written for a time at this point, and continued on the next day]]
I'm cold as ice, I paid the price, I don't care. There's more of meee, there's more of youuuuu, nothing to loooose, cold as ice.
There's a little pain in my heart, for the way that we start, to criticize the art, though we shoot for the stars. So much more to be, so much more to believe, so much more then the simple mind you want me to be...
It's like I chase the sun, here I come here I come, then I stay, far away, or I might come undone.
So much more to see, so much more to believe, so much more then the simple mind you want me to be...
I'm cold as ice, I paid the price, I don't care. there's more of me, there's more of you, we're everywhere. I gotta be the one to kill this flame, I will go insane, living life in the wrong lane.
I'm cold as ice, I paid the price, I don't care. There's more of meee, there's more of youuuuu, nothing to loooose, (cold as ice.) It's like you're under attack, ya react and I snap, ya will protect the knife, you know the one in ya back.
So much more to bleed, it's like bitter defeat, it can feel like the world is nothing more then disease...
I'm cold as ice, I paid the price, I don't care. there's more of me, there's more of you, we're everywhere. I gotta be the one to kill this flame. Or, i'll go insane. living life in the wrong lane.
I'm cold as ice, I paid the price, I don't care. there's more of meeee.... there's more of youuuu... nothing to looose... cold, as, Ice.
{AT THIS POINT, The attack continues in one of two ways! If my player power has interacted with the Godmodders counter-warping in a manner suggesting brute force is a valid tactic, Then the Cyan one happens. If not, the white one happens.}
>At this point, I bring my massive and rapidly rising player power to bear. While the Godmodder is powerful, when I have power equal to or surpassing that necessary to slay 2 bears, There's not much he can do to stop me, Especially as a pure reaction without the ability to devote any actions to it. I quickly hammer the implications, not of the first song, but of the second, into reality.

As the world realigns to my forceful change, The Godmodder finds himself under attack. He dodges out of the way, and I snap my fingers, throwing him back into the attack he's under. He's forced to protect the knife, the one in his back. And there Is a Knife in his back. He's bleeding. His life flows out of the wound, and he realises this is not just a Knife, but The Knife, that you sharpen with your life. As his life goes into The Knife, it gets Sharper, and Sharper, and cuts him more, before he eventually manages to break free of my reality enforcement, his health having been lowered in the process.

>In the end, he concludes that the inability to die is more valuable then whatever other things, and lets the influence through. With a crack, reality restructures, placing a knife in his back, and then-
He's surrounded by JOEbobs. They surround him, an endless Sea of Me. There's more of me. There's more of you. We're everywhere. He sees there's a few more of him, But there's a sea of JOEbobs. Then they all start talking. They're talking over one-another, the noise is cacophonous, but The Godmodder's super-hearing lets him understand every word.

He wishes he didn't have super hearing. Pain pours into his heart as I start to criticize the art though I shoot at the stars. Eventually, he gets rid of the super-hearing. With his concentration thusly freed up, he realizes that The Knife, you know, the one in his back, is actually pretty painful. Ow. he tries to take it out, but the other hims react as I snap, and they protect the knife. He's got so much more to bleed, like a bitter defeat, and it feels like the world is nothing more then disease. In fact, it is disease. the air is made of smallpox. He gets sick. it's painful. Well, he has the Godmodding to stop this. But he let the influence go unchallenged for too long. it's gaining too much momentum on a metaphysical level. He looks at himself, looks at his life, Looks at the way that it'd die by The Knife. then he looks at his sins, and lets it set in. Another day passes, he's at it again. He fights and denys it but he'll not get away. The JOE's back down, and claim the ground. Godmodder looks for more space, they say get out of town. ought to break his wall, watch him fall. He's been so high, then not at all.
Each of the JOEs fights till the end. And as the JOEs fall, so too do the Godmodder's copies, even as he bleeds. Finally, he's expunged the metaphysical momentum, after a painful fight and possibly several health's worth of damage.


[0x] Now, the Godmodder can plainly see I'm out of actions, and for all I have charge to spare, I can't use more then 1 CP as an extra action per turn. So, he thinks I'm done, and feels this is confirmed by my slouching posture. He sees me shaking my head, seeming despondent. Then, I rapidly turn around, smiling at him, and with a crack, something shatters in my hand.
Boost Stone spent!
[B1] This one is missing formatting and some clean up of the general text. also, I was going to beat the Godmodder over the head with a puppet theater. Sorry, I did do the cleanup, but the computer didn't save it for some reason.
I grab the Godmodder by the throat, arm glowing cyan. He, of course, instantly escapes the choke hold, But this gives me the time to set off the mines located beneath us. As the explosion launches us into the air, I kick off from his face to open up some distance, giving me the space to swing around for the mine. As the rocks begin to melt and the bombs charge into my face, I dodge them all to try and force the airway open. The second mine just misses our face, but that didn't stop the first, and my hand shoots out towards the air with such force that it explodes, sending everyone flying into a wall. "He's getting it," I tell him and he laughs nervously, the smile fading from his face. I manage to hit the wall without having to take aim, my hand flying along the wall as it skitters against the stone. "I'm gonna shoot him in the head. The bullet should kill him, and I'll take the opportunity to get my donkey here before they can make it out of here."
"And what are your thoughts? I mean, you are in my building, after all ." I shrug. "Well, that's what they'd have us do right? The same old drill, the same old plan. Let them make it out, kill them, get the hell off our back. If we get on that, well. But that's not in my plan. I'll be there, you've heard of why I'm coming along, haven't you? I'm here to find out how accurately people can tell when I stopped and when a neural predictor network begins. when, exactly, I came back. whether I made any edits due to my sensibilities."
"And the people that killed us before?" zer voice is softer now, the warmth radiating through the words as zhe speaks.
I can hear echoes from the corner of my eye now. "I know they got a little paranoid about you, huh?"
It doesn't hurt that I have a headband over zer eyes that's now red as zhe stares at me. "They should be scared of your ability to see into the future."

This isn't the face that I've been used to looking at these few weeks.

"Okay. So..." I stutter, not sure if zhe's listening to me. "You've already been the target of people, haven't you?"
"They're not saying that they're going to kill anyone else." She smells something into my ear, as if to make it clear I dipped back into having the neural prediction algorithms somewhere around the end of the large paragraph.
it tastes icky, smelling of sour.
"But yeah, they're not saying that they'll target you."
Zhe leans up, "and I mean, I'm just saying. you will not be targeted."
"If I have to use magic to tell you which way is up. You might need to learn the tradecraft part." I answer with that I haven't gotten much into magic myself. Then I look at this mess. It's got so much of people talking, so little attacking the Godmodder. What's he been up to? Well, it seems he's just floating awkwardly there and waiting for me to stop doing a puppet show with myself. So, I execute plans 1, 1a, b, and #.

Which is to say, I shoot him in the head, the bullet should kill him, an I take the opportunity to get my donkey over here. then if that doesn't work I let them make it out and kill them to get the heels off my stack. then if that doesn't work I use my ability to see into the future of things that are predictable and stuff to determine that the ground the Godmodder's floating under is going to collapse. This sends bricks tumbling into his head, and one of them is The Brick.

Then I dip back into neural prediction and use my abilities in the future to determine that the sky the Godmodder is standing on is going to collapse, which results in all of Earth's cities being destroyed, as well as my own in Pennsylvania. I then have the opportunity to use the knowledge and techniques I gained in this battle to use with my own people and in order to protect the world to ensure that it works as well as possible.

[B2]
After the battle I meet with my brothers in the military and begin to form The Brotherhood. Needless to say, I have no brothers in the military. However, Brothers has 8 letters. it also has 2 vowels. 8 divided by 2 is 4. four. four is the number of vertices in a triangle-based pyramid. METATRON is a triangle based pyramid. METATRON has 8 letters.

8.

there it is again. We're on to something here. 8 is shaped like B, the first letter of Brothers. You can only make this connection if you can C the letters. C. C is the letter after B. that's a difference of one letter. If you move every letter in METATRON forwards by one step in the alphabet, you get NFUBUSPO. UBU. That's an emoticon for a strange bird. Birds. Birds can fly. fly has three letters. NFUBUSPO shares three letters with NUTRINO, which is a square symbol-shaped typeface. Its shape is similar to the letters L on the back of a book. One of the letters is a snake. A snake can swim. If you make it swim long enough, its descendants turn into mermaids. mermaids has 8 letters.

8.

It keeps coming back. Someone's watching us, I know. There's no other way 8 would keep showing up. Still, it has 8. Eight straight lines is enough to make 3 squares under certain conditions, if you don't allow lines to cross one-another.
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(The math is wrong here. It was a genuine mistake, though i have no clue how it happened. so....
Ooops.)
Here's a way where it works:
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Three. Three is the number of letters in my second discord account's name. Those letters are J O E. 3 letters. Three is the number of vowels in JOEbob.

3.

Three is the number of consonants in JOEbob. It's watching. three. Three is the number of vowels in bobobob, the part after the JOE.

three.

Three is the number of capital letters in JOEbob. three. three shows up in all three variations of the JOE name.

three.

Three shows up in JOEbob in three different ways. Three.

Three.

DTG has three letters.
DefTG has three letters representing the word 'defeat'.
CTG has three letters.

TFAF has three different letters and three consonants.
tCA had three different words.
Destroy the Crazed God had three entities on the [PJ] side ever.

Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.

Let's cut to another scene, shall we? The third Scene in this serious of actions i wrote in series over a relatively short period of time, then uploaded all at once, in fact. Three. I'm telling you, there's something up.
anyway...
[B3]

Wait a second, it's even the third Boost Stone action! I'm telling you... anyway.

The godmodder's doctor looks up the forum thread with the OP, JOEbob, and says, "I have to go look for my godmodder.". The Godmodders Doctor, established back when I did that JOEpost of 7880 words, can sense the Godmodder needs healing. They don't realize, however, that the healing is impossible. The Godmodders heart will never heal. That time, in that Post, the Godmodder...

Lost.

This isn't the only time the Godmodder's lost, of course. He's taken damage hundreds of times. But let's think back to all the bets the Godmodders made, most of which could be considered to be willing decisions by him.
fourth dimensional vostrygan hypercube roulete poker? JOE beat him in the end.
the Sealed Duel is sort of like a bet, and JOE gave Xerath a full level of healing, right at the end. Letting Xerath survive his (TERRIBLE) decision to run headfirst into a wall of Antimatter, and finish the Godmodder-copy off.
The Curling. JOE beat'm, and it was right after the sealed duel.

Of course, there's the JOEpost.

The Ego mocked them so hard about the JOEpost loss that they blocked them, tacitly admitting they'd lost to the mocking.
So many times, the Godmodder fails. and each time, JOE is there.

Of course, another reason the Doctor can't help the Godmodder is that they- the Godmodder-'re still stuck in a neural chain generator.

At the end of September and continuing through October, the battle goes on in the streets, where the godmodder takes the godmodder's medicine and watches a video about the Godmodder's targets, and then calls for the godmodder's support.
The battle continues on the streets...
…and into the next few weeks. Finally, God, or maybe the other god, kills some people.
And continues to kill people.
"This is so wrong, so stupid, I feel so bad I cannot take this anymore, but please don't send it to anyone," he continues. "I believe god has made some very good changes in his mind, so please don't send it off as evidence of what should've been obvious all along."
In the end, Godmodder's post makes it to the front page of reddit. That's right, just about 100 people read it. This is no joke. You don't even have to read it, I'll post it here.
Alastair Dragovich's post is now listed before yours when you open the forum, but before JOEbob's now in his comments section. Not bad, huh?
There are two comments on the second comment. The first comment comes with some advice from what looks like the godmodder. He tells Alastair Dragovich "There are times it is hard to believe, but it is just reality. The world you are living in is real. If it wasn't and you were an optimal person-thing, you would be vomiting blood in order to lose to me as quickly as possible. But you're not vomiting blood. The lack of optimality is dangerous. That's why people kill. They kill because they haven't lost yet, for all they ought to.
As long as it's possible for you to lose, your own life will carry on for ever. As long as you're alive, those around you will be still, but you'll survive. I don't expect you to think this, but it's true: if your own life is safe, then the world is already safe. You may have a good reason why you're not here, but I've no interest in your reasons, only your fears. This is all, of course, assuming you're a tenth as awesome as me.
There are times it makes me feel sick to read what JOE writes, and I don't hate you. You're not the only one like me, but you're the only one who I'm commenting at right this minute. One thing you don't seem to quite comprehend, however, is that nothing I've said applies to you. I'm so far above everyone, so perfect and priceless, that you'll never even grab my coattails, for the friction would slay you in an instant. There's nothing you or anyone can do, and I'm here in this world to show you that. to show you All that you're all weak, and vacillating, and inconsequential. And that is why [MEMETIC TEXT REDACTED]"
The second comment is actually a comment on a comment, specifically a comment on the godmodder's comment about alastair dragovich's post which he never actually made.
The Comment is by JOE. The Godmodder's blood turns to ice as he sees it: JOEbob made a SECOND post, in response to Alastair Dragovich's post. A SECOND post. I guess one just WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. The godmodder immediately breaks down in tears.
"Reply one, part 1, section one:"
"Epistemology"
"Now, i know in some cases it can be difficult to know what to believe, and why. It's a difficult science, to the extent it is one; the knowledge of how to know. Omniscience seems to sidestep the issue, but is both nigh-impossible and insufficient. How would one know to believe their omniscience? When I return to this section, I shall be more specific, but regardless; some epistemological philosophers believe that you can only condition the validity of your epistemology by your opinions on it, not any specific details of your epistemology. Others believe the details matter, generally in favour of their own epistemology. In this particular case, the most relevant epistemology is the Godmodders, due to his post to which i'm replying. Simply put, he has none."
"The Godmodder has knowledge, certainly. he discerns new developments with immense speed; he gets the right answers with extremely small quantities of information, such as an overloaded dreamself version of me fading out of existence.
This is known as 'Godmodder Logic'."
"It's also terrible epistemology. which is why you should disregard his entire post."
"Reply one, Part one, Section Two"
The post goes on and on. In the end, anyone who actually manages to read the thing would understand basically exactly why I don't believe the Godmodder's post. well, other then that the content of the Godmoder's conclusion came from a neural word chain generator (most of the text is written by me, and I redid the generated parts till they made sense,but to pick the exact wording for some parts i used it. also, to put the godmodders post on the front page of reddit.). People with self-consistent epistemologys cannot agree to disagree. if it happens, one of them is doing something wrong. So, it's very convincing.
The Godmodder, of course, doesn't read most of the post. he just checks the word count. around 200 per section, at least 5 distinct sections in part one... probably 4ish subsections in each section in part 2, thats about... 5000 words, it would be.
It's not as long as the Legendary JOEpost, but the Godmodder knows its more then enough.
(This attack was somewhat extended beyond here, but I think the quality went down(or at least, it stopped being particularly funny to me) after this point, so i've removed it. to summarize what it was before i removed that: The Godmodders doctor forced the godmodder to face his fears, which made the godmodder pass out from exhaustion about 7 lines in. The Doctor, fearing for their life, proceeded to sabotage whatever it was they do, and run away.)
 
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Before I get to my actual post...
Everyone, Please check the post I made in the OOC thread. I have an idea I would like the rest of you to see.
If you need a link to it, here it is.

In the Arena:
Everything is down to the wire now...
The war will be over soon, it's time to finish up our spar.

On the side of the arena with DanganMachin facing down one of the me's...
He rides one of his two drones up 'out of reach' and then orders his other drone to face me down. It lets loose a powerful spray of poisonous, highly explosive gas but before it can get very far I shoot it with a surprise rifle. Rifles are harder to quick-shot with than smaller guns are, though, so I miss any weak points and hit the armored plating on the side of the drone, causing the bullet to ricochet off its metal shell and fly off into the distance hitting an empty chair in the stands.
Unfortunately the sparks let off by the ricochet cause a small shower of sparks and the cloud of poisonous gas (and the drone releasing it) explodes violently long before any of it reaches me. RIP.
I see DanganMachin throw down his D100 in the hopes of a good attack, and shrug, pulling out my lucky charm! I crush it in my hands (one use lucky charms tend to be the most effective) and sure enough, when the D100 lands on the ground and stops bouncing, it comes up as (1): DanganMachin gets totally obliterated by his own attack! DanganMachin hears an ominous droning sound and turns around to see that the drone that was releasing the poisonous gas has hovered up behind him, bent on getting revenge for him sending it in to do a suicide mission! It promptly shoves him off of the other drone, causing him to plummet to the ground right onto the Convenient Spike Bed(TM) that I placed there like 5 seconds earlier. Double RIP.

Meanwhile, ender is giving it their all...
"Respectable counter. I won't say I am surprised, since I figure you are fairly skilled, but even then, it was fairly impressive. That being said, that doesn't mean I have given my all yet here. Not by a long shot. "
Piono smiles. "That's good, I would've been disappointed if you hadn't had anything better to offer." He takes a combat ready stance. "Time to put your money where your mouth is eh?" Ender's blade shimmers, its edge honing and sharpening until it cuts through the stone beneath their feet without even slowing or a breath of effort. The fires flare around Piono, and he notes that it doesn't seem to be "regular" fire anymore. At the very least it has no connection to the element of flame anymore, so the cheapshot counter isn't on the table anymore. Good, they learned that much at least.
Ender charges straight at Piono and Piono puts on a wicked smile, raising his hand. A pulse of some kind of energy radiates outwards from his palm, making the entire world seem to turn negative in color and everything slows to a crawl except for Piono. Ender can still perceive what's happening, but his own limbs are moving at a snail's pace annd he can't get himself to move any fast.
The Beast Unleashed
Piono tilts his head, and chuckles. "Nice show there, before you've even gotten started. But if you get to have a little powerup sequence..." Piono pulls a small vial of black liquid out of his coat pocket. "Why shouldn't I?" he flips the vial up into the air and crushes it with his other hand. Black fluid begins to seep up his arm. He looks down at the ground and shudders slightly "I have a lot of hate for the things that go on here, mostly the Godmodder and those who helped him..." tendrils of it move up to his shoulders and over his torso, "Of course, that hate alone isn't enough to take him down so it never really goes anywhere, ya know?" It spirals up and down his torso, a mass of black fluid washing over his entire form. "So much pent up rage and anger... with no outlet." He looks up back at Ender, his eyes are almost totally black, with small pinpricks of red in the center. "You wouldn't mind if I shared some of it with you, right? =)" Ender surges his power to break free of whatever force is holding him nearly motionless as the blackness coating Piono suddenly surges inwards, disappearing into the center of his chest, in through his eyes, palms, and feet, leaving his own form with a shadowy aura tinged with dark red. Ender breaks free with a shattering sound but Piono blurs and isn't there when he tries to land his attack leaving the false flames with nothing to latch onto.

Ender bursts into a gust of wind when Piono glitches into existence behind him with an arc of sullen red energy lashing out of his arm, but recoalesces too soon as Piono keeps the attack going the full 360 degrees, the blast of energy slamming into Ender as he attempts to swing down and launching him backwards with red, painful lightning crackling around his form. He raises himself back up as Piono darts towards him, arm coated in the same angry red energy to a powerful spearpoint.
This of course, triggers ender's counterattack, as a small army of alternate Enders appear out of nowhere. Piono frowns for a moment, and lashes around trying to strike out at them, only for beams of light to scour down towards him, keeping him pinned under the assault that knocks him in a bunch of directions. It seems like he's not trying to retaliate at all, merely letting himself be ragdolled about by the various attacks.

Black lightning ripples across Piono's body and suddenly pulses outwards, the very air itself seeming to become darker, thicker. Piono rights himself and slices his arm right through one of the ender duplicates, neatly beheading it and making it shatter into a red after image. He draws his fist down and black and red power shoots out everywhere, almost like a somehow even more sinister version of the Red Miles, punching through duplicate after clone after alternate version and shattering them all into red silhouettes that burn into the air and then slowly fade away. A few of the individuals do things to try and block or dodge but all of them have their defenses shattered by Piono himself who glitches around and about in this cloud of death, punching crimson blades straight through whatever they try to put up in defense and evaporating them just as quickly. Finally a hook is attempted to latch into his mind, pulling him into empty memories of another dead world. "Trying to use my own tricks against me? Try a little harder please~" He throws a circle of the crimson blades into the ground around his feet and they shoot up around him in a pillar of dark red that blasts outwards, disrupting the attack and obliterating the scattered few godtier survivors and the attempt to summon another army against Piono.
The dark cloud poofs outwards in a wave of not-smoke, dissipating, leaving Piono standing alone. "Oh ho... you've disappeared again..." Ender rematerializes. "There you are..." he flares up another round of false flames and launches himself straight at Piono wreathed in emerald and violet energy. Ender readies to teleport himself and the ball of searing power back on course when Piono dodges... but Piono doesn't dodge, he lunges forwards, forming another sharpened point of destructive power around his arm, and slams it right into Ender. This counts as contact though, and Ender is spared his own impalement as he disperses into the waves of flame that circle up around the arena and into an enormous fist of crystaline fire that tries to slam into Piono only for Piono to ram his 'puncher' right through it, causing it to explode outwards into tiny fragments of sparkling light right as Ender stabs Piono right through the back, the abrupt shield of liquid HATE that rises up to meet it proving to not be strong enough. Ender doesn't get to pull it back out though, as the HATE grabs onto his arm and Piono spins around, slamming the side of his 'puncher' into Ender's head, knocking him clear across the arena. Piono stares down Ender, as the HATE forms up around his head and deposits the piercing knife into his hand.
Ender picks up his pace, darting sideways to make circles around the arena (coincidentally dodging the energy-charged piercing knife Piono lobs at him and just narrowly avoiding being exploded violently by it) and kicking up a dust storm before shifting outwards to run up on the walls around it. He sees a red glow in the dust, and reverses direction just in time as Piono comes screaming in out of the dust cloud with a massive wave of energy that slams into the side of the stadium with so much force that everyone is instantly very grateful that there isn't actually an audience in the stands to get hurt. "You can't outrun me Ender, I think I've proven that already~" Piono grabs onto the wall, and then darts after Ender, sending waves of dark energy towards Ender as the two of them race along the sides of the wall with Ender dodging every strike until he uses a crystal ramp and spring board to try and leap at Piono for a surprise attack of his own. Instead, Piono leaps up high into the air, far above Ender's trajectory, and shifting the 'puncher' on his arm into a thing javelin of energy that he launches straight downwards into Ender. Ender gets caught full force by it and driven into the ground as Piono skids back into the arena proper.
Ender suddenly bursts from the ground, and Piono counters with a strike from a quickly conjured HATEblade, and the two begin dancing about in the lightning quick swordfight ender detailed... except for a few problems. 1: Piono's own weapon is even more malleable that Ender's, up to and including wrapping around the blade of ender's weapon to pull it out of his hands and give Piono a few free hits. 2: Piono's used to people trying to switch up swordstyles to beat him. Ender finds him falling behind in the terms of "who's winning" extremely quickly, so Ender calls up the fountain of false flames. Piono cartwheels out of the way of the one underneath himself but still finds that he's in the middle of a forest of crystal trees. Ender darts in and out, and despite Piono almost lazily blocking each of the incoming hit and run strikes, he still can't track Ender well enough to put an ender to this tomfoolery, so instead he stabs one of the trees.
The tree begins to resonate with a strange crackling sound, and wherever in the forest he is, Ender slows to a stop when he realizes that all the trees are vibrating and making the same sound. He's too late, the trees all suddenly split in half, ejecting their flames upwards into the sky as the resonance causes them to destabilize on a structural level and crumble into dust, leaving Ender to catch a wave of explosive dark energy in the teeth.
Ender looks at Piono, "You know what, you are among the strongest, and most skilled beings I have had to fight. Therefore, I will give you my absolute maximum power."
"That's good, me having to just toy with you after promising not to hold back any more punches was getting tiring."
Ender splits into two, with the more human one sprinting away. Piono debates spiking him in the back just to get the duel over with, but decides that would be a bit too rude and this is the defense segment anyways so it wouldn't do any good. Piono turns back towards the grey ender and levels his blade at him. "Come on then~"

Up One Notch

The grey Ender cackles maniacaly and rushes forward to slash at Piono, catching Piono's ender-coated foot right in the stomach and getting launched backwards by the resulting pulse of energy until Piono, a good distance away already, slams him downwards with his sword morphed into a hammer, bouncing him off the ground. Ender lets loose a purple energy shot with Piono bats aside before swinging his foot around to catch ender in the teeth when he warps behind Piono again to try and decapitate him. Piono totally ignores green Ender as he enters into his duel with grey Ender in a fight that is very decidedly one-sided in Piono's favor with just about everything Ender tries to do going wrong basically immediately. Piono's speed is still as ludicrously high as it was before, higher even now that Piono seems to be self-inhibiting a fair less and is abusing the HATE morph and glitching to far greater extents, and despite the incredible power backing Ender's strikes Piono meets him blow for blow and greater. Perhaps those previous attacks about Piono shattering volcanos and entire continents worth of rock throughout the Hexagonafield with sheer force would've been good to remember here...
Ender's blade spinning out to sizes seemingly at random never seems to catch Piono off guard, who is more than happy to leverage the shifting weight of the blade to pull Ender off balance and into another punch or slice of his own. When Ender launches his blade forward to hit Piono from behind Piono twists out of the way seemingly impossibly and grabs the blade, yanking it forward into Ender's chest and causing him to be pulled back around the arena to where Piono smashes an energy powered fist into Ender, driving him into the dirt and then again when the blast goes off making the crater even bigger. He throws an enderpearl, which Piono steps out of the way of and throws a HATEknife into Ender's back without even turning to look at him when he pops up at its location. The false flames lash in to try and hit Piono, who creates a shell of more of the black and red energy which the false flames burn away to black dust and then nothing whenever they try and reach through it, up until Ender slams into him at speed defying the flow of time itself.
Ender lands three hits before Piono counters.
"Time stepping? Been a while since I've met someone else who could do that... You'll have to tell me where you learned it~" and then they're back into the game, strikes slamming into each other at speeds so blindingly fast that it is literally impossible to see them coming. Trying to gain the upper hand Ender calls on the false flame whips again only for them to be dispersed in puffs of dark energy, and when he barrages Piono with a stream of rockets and energy blasts Piono cackles and a wall of swirling dark blades crash through all of them, making a massive array of explosions that never even reach Piono before he charges right through the walls of heat that have no time to dissipate to barrage Ender with his own series of counter blows.
Ender hits his dragon mode, gaining wings and claws and a powerful fire breath but Piono still doesn't even seem to be breaking a sweat, conjuring walls and shields of the dark red energy to disintegrate any incoming flame lashes, countering every strike with his own barrages and driving a knife down Ender's throat when he tries to do the flamethrower breath (ender's ears and nose continue smoking for the remainder of the fight). The air is ablur with false flame and whirling HATE constructs clashing at each other in blazes of light and darkness that wash the entire arena in power. Ender launches up into the sky and sends down a barrage of energy blasts which Piono waves a hand, causing a single HATEknife to slice through all of them, detonating them all and blocking Ender's vision with the light and leaving him open to when Piono launches up, grabs him by the neck, and hurls him back into the ground below which he dives into, before leaping back out of just in time to receive another wave of explosively volatile HATE in his face that launches him back into the floor.
Ender tries to stagger upwards or regain his composure or something, but is immediately hit with another wave of crackling dark energy.
"You asked for a no holds barred fight. I'm getting bored, so I'm going to give you one now~ =D"
Grey Ender gets beaten into the ground further and further as wave after wave of dark energy slams into him causing rippling explosions that shatter the rock with rising intensity and carving a cresent shaped crater ever deeper into the Hexagonafield's stone with grey Ender at the depths of it. This still technically doesn't damage him, it's just because Piono's gotten tired of the song and dance routine and just wants to keep him disabled until the attack segment times out.
"I am done. Just keep him still."
"Oh wait you really are helping me? Well then, it'd be rude to refuse I suppose..." Piono gestures and spears of dark red slam into grey Ender, lifting him up slightly but keeping him completely and totally motionless with the searing energy, doubly reinforced when black chains reach up and lash him into motionlessness. Piono lands on the edge of the crater, looking down in, head tilted smugly as the black tendrils of HATE writhe around the edges of his eyes. "It seems I overestimated you. Oh well." Circles of green false fire appear around both combatants and a brief blur is seen as the teleport is enacted.
Piono explodes violently. After all, grey Ender wasn't the target, was he? The spears of mixed DETERMINATION and HATE that had run grey Ender through dissipate, dropping him to the ground to stagger his way up to his counterpart.

The two enders refuse, but haven't had time to remerge their senses before a massive bolt of blue energy slams into them and sends them careening across the arena floor.

Game Over

Ender struggles to lift his head up as the dust clears from where the antimatter went off. Two Pionos are standing there, not one.
Let's flip back a bit to my attack post, yes? I split into 3 Pionos, one for each of the attacks I was granted for countering three attacks in my initial turn. One of those Pionos went to deal with DanganMachin, one of them went to deal with Ender_smirk. The last one wasn't mentioned again except for a tiny nugget of hidden text at the very end of my attack post. Go check, it's been there since I finished it I didn't add it afterwards.
So why are they here?
Well...
I never used up my third attack, did I? And given that Ender has spent this round attacking... perhaps a little bit of a COUNTER ATTACK is in order.
Piono #3, having just saved Piono #2 from getting antimatter 'sploded by tackling him out of the way right as it went off, smiles and merges back into him. Piono coughs for a few seconds, and then dry heaves. And then wet heaves, as the entire mass of HATE spills out of his mouth into the ground, tainted red and apparently no longer viable for use thanks to some mechanism of Piono pulling back together.
Piono looks up at Ender, and snaps his fingers. All counterattacks taking place earlier on suddenly becoming retroactively attacks of their own, and now the rest of the attack comes.
Piono launches forwards and slams his foot into Ender's head, causing a series of attacks to hit Ender backwards in time, literally faster than instantaneously, creating a massive shockwave that launches ender backwards at incredible speeds. Piono catches up to him and grabs him by the head, accelerating even faster to slam him into the wall of the arena, and then lashes him around to send him crashing back into the center of the arena where all the hits landed on him earlier in the 'defense' cutscene crash into Ender all at once, dealing immense damage all at the same time before Piono rips into him with a grappling hook and lashes him back, slamming his fist right into the high speed incoming Heir.
Ender crumples to the ground, thanks to Piono's absolutely cheesing the mechanics of the duel he had no way to actually counter the attack. Piono walks over to him.
"You did a pretty good job, I have to say."
Piono sets his feet on the ground and pulls out a baseball bat.
"Not quite good enough though. Better luck next time kiddo."
Piono stamps his foot and the ground beneath ender punches him up into the air a few feet, and Piono hits him with a full-strength homerun bat smash atttack.
Game, set, and match.


Arena tl;dr:
DanganMachin got explodinated by his own poor attack planning.
Ender got combo'd into oblivion through his own attack using the power of HATE, and then I used the 3rd attack I was gifted last round but never used here causing all of the counters I used in this 'defense' post to double as attacks on Ender, which he had no way to block thanks to the timing of everything. I have now both blocked his attack and stabbed him to death in the middle of his own attack.
Checkmate.


Outside of the arena:
I expend 2 CP to enable me to do a thing outside the arena.

Action 1:
One of the Pionos sneaks out the arena. Specifically the one that fought DanganMachin.
He (well, I. I'm just gonna use first person from now on since that's easier.) walks over to the Godmodder, who's obviously waiting for my attack.
I then use my player powers to hold him in place so that he can't fight back against my next action.

Action 2:
The Godmodder bursts out laughing. He can't help himself. Doesn't this idiot know that just using your powers without any description or method never works?
I pull out the world's biggest squeaky hammer and weigh it in my hands, then lunge towards him. The Godmodder tries to idly step out of the way, since generic actions never work and the 'movement stopper' was a generic action.
This leaves him totally caught off guard when he can't actually move, an enormous army of enraged pianists (also known as piano players. A lesser breed that my greater status of pionoplayer grants me full control over both by birthright and innate ability) dropping their pianos on him and besieging him with metronomes and sheet music, leaving him totally unable to dodge me as I drive the squeaky hammer right through his chest.
 
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x1 Action:
Eyowe becomes a rather menacing TF2 Heavy while approaching the Godmodder from behind. The Godmodder turns around, but it is too late as Eyowe has already thrown a punch at him. The Godmodder looks on in horror as what lies between him and the punch is not empty air, but all of his TF2 teammates, and he must tell them to get out of the way!

The first in the way is the Engineer, busy playing fetch with his Sentry son. The Godmodder tries to telepathically tell them to get out of the way, but their game of fetch is too intense for them to notice. The punch reaches them and they both explode into pieces.

Next is the Pyro. The Godmodder tries to tell him that that isn't a cupcake flying towards him, but he's not listening; he accepts the "cupcake" that is flying towards him and he explodes into pieces.

Next is the Scout. The Godmodder telepathically tells him to get out of the way, but he's too busy being attacked by a wild yet curious being. Both him and the wild yet curious being are hit by the punch and they both are blown off, landing in a rather peculiar position.

Next is the Heavy and Medic duo. The Godmodder tells the Medic to activate his ÜberCharge, and the Medic does so. The punch actually flies through the gap between the Heavy and the Medic. The Heavy didn't actually know about the punch, so it just seems as if the Medic just wasted his ÜberCharge. He then proceeds to brawl with the Medic on top of some rail tracks, where they both get ran over by a bass boosted Thomas the Tank Engine.

Next is the Sniper. The Godmodder tells him to move out of the way, but he has been trying to snipe down a tumbleweed for 12 hours straight and he is really dedicated to hitting that tumbleweed. He fires one last shot and he thinks he hit but actually he was a millimeter off and now he's just slouching in shame. The punch hits him and he explodes.

Next is the Demoman. The Godmodder tries to tell him to get away, but because the Godmodder was yelling so loudly at him in his head, he ended up going into an argument with the Godmodder instead. The punch reaches him and he explodes.

Next is the Soldier. The Godmodder tells him to get out of the way. The Soldier actually listened and he tries to Rocket Jump away. Too bad he sucks and ends up exploding himself to pieces.

Last is the Spy. The Godmodder tries to tell him to get away, but he just happens to have a mass of pretension so dense it caused a singularity. The Spy gets caught up by the singularity, and so does the punch. The punch is gone.

The Godmodder tries to mourn the death of his teammates, but this one peculiar spot of grass is so out of place that it's distracting him from mourning.

x2 Action:
Eyowe sneezes on the Insane Iteration Station.
 
Action 1: The Insane Iteration Station has an OutofMemoryError from too much iteration. This causes it to fail completely. It starts falling towards the HEXAGONAFIELD, causing the game of meteor volleyball from update III to restart, only now the projectile is the Insane Iteration Station and it's aimed at the Godmodder.
Action 2: I take Exception to piono's incorrect spaces. The Godmodder experiences a critical failure in his Java, crashing his God Charge.
Action 3: I replace damaged wires and weld new armor plates into areas missing them, repairing the Red Army Swordsman.

Entity Orders: The Red Army Engineers are to build the University, which produces Scientists. Scientists do research, which allows for such things as improving unit effectiveness permanently and creating new unit types. Soldiers are to fire on an alive non-meteoric Insane Iteration Station, or the Godmodder if there are no such Insane Iteration Stations.
 
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I blinks hard as I try to comprehend what the hell just happened. Whatever it was, it looked very... abstract. Like the kind of abstract that looped back around to being almost, but not quit sensible.

At any rate, I had bigger fish to fry and two Actions left to do it with. Obviously I needed to stop the God Charge and finally rip out that Descended trait. However, I burned a lot of energy bringing forth the X-Blade, and it was... it was still really powerful, but not nearly as powerful as it should have been. Perhaps my plans were not to be, but it does not matter now. What mattered was somehow nailing the Godmodder's big threats where they stood with meaningful, yet minimum effort.

Well, if Player powers were literally creation, and it was theorized that they worked best when building up to a solution... Right, I'd just have to do some setup for getting rid of Descended. Considering how the bastard got it in the first place, it is suprisingly simple. But first, I take a look at Arsenical and his status as still having a post of debt. Then I recall the moment when the greatest evil bit it.

Moniker said:
*irreverent snip*
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The Godmodder and Lucifer. They've been allies, but never friends. And now that the godmodder's true plan has revealed itself, they're battling. Last turn, you felt something approaching, and now, it's here.

It's... a second godmodder? No, wait, it's the HEXAGONAFIELD godmodder!

The Godmodder: Lucifer, meet my alternate self.

The Godmodder: While everything else was happening, he's been preparing some charge points. Enough to complete my own Repository charge.

Lucifer: Godmodder, you can't-

The Godmodder: MERGE.

The Real-World Godmodder and the HEXAGONAFIELD Godmodder rise into the air, and fly directly towards each other!

A massive explosion of light engulfs the area around the godmodders and Lucifer! Everyone covers their eyes for a moment...

Eventually, the dust settles. With their eyes open, they see only one godmodder. One godmodder, radiating with newly consolidated power.

The godmodder has opted to use all the power gained by absorbing his second self in one big burst! Before anyone can react, the godmodder summons the HOLY BLADE OF ULTIMATE LIGHT! A blade radiating with totally fake holiness - fake, but real enough to hurt Lucifer! The blade is about ten times as big as the godmodder, but he wields it effortlessly. The godmodder leaps in the air, spins around in midair, and brings his blade crashing down on Lucifer! All the power, all the energy coalesces at a single point - the blunt end of the crushing blade! And that's what does the REAL damage. The energy travels straight from the blade into Lucifer's body!

And it was at that moment that Lucifer realizes. He had screwed up.

100 damage to Lucifer!

Lucifer slain!

With Satan, Lucifer, fallen angel, lord of Hell dead, all his energy, all his power, is now ready for the taking. Once again moving fast enough to get it first, the godmodder pulls the power straight to himself. The Godmodder's own body and abilities readily accept the power, as Satan's and the godmodders power may be different, but they ultimately come from the same source.

With both his selves merged, and all of Satan's power absorbed, the Godmodder now feels... complete.

Complete... and MUCH stronger.

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The godmodder is now DESCENDED.

The Godmodder now has 5 Actions per turn.

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*end of irreverent snip*
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The Godmodder's Descended Status is made up of-

Wait.

It says the 'godmodder' is now Descended, not the Godmodder.

I proceed to mull over this information carefully. Of course! No wonder our attempts to tear this thing out of him were irrelevant! We were aiming at the wrong being! The Godmodder is getting his 5 Actions a turn because the 'godmodder' is Descended! Well, that stops here. Why?

I've brought the 'godmodder' up in conversation, meaning he's no longer Descended, but merely neutral in the vertical abstraction measure. At any rate, with the 'godmodder' no longer Descended, the Godmodder immediately loses his 5 Actions a turn!

Even with that matter resolved, though, there's the matter of that infernal God Charge! I am still loyal to God - or at least God from wherever I'm from. If this God is one of those 'yeah, lol, I don't care about you' fakes, then I don't owe Him anything other than a punch to the face. But until that possibility is revealed through action, I should probably not let the Godmodder do some bullshit to him. Probably shouldn't let it happen anyway, if only for the fact that the Godmodder is a dick and doesn't deserve to get whatever rewards will come from this.

The rub is that he exploited a lack of knowledge to oneshot Morpheus, and his power has only grown more dangerous now that he's caring less about fairness or the rules or however the power works. However, I do know one way to sabotage this without fail.

After all, while inside of the Wall, everyone's Player Power was maxed out. But it wasn't counted for each of us individually. Rather, our power was combined. Between that and the self shenanigans that went into making the X-Blade, I now have a good idea of how Player Power works. At least well enough to do what I do next.

I simply reach forth to the Player Power inside of the Godmodder from all the MINDless Players inside of him! I proceed to connect to it, then hijack the Player Power the Godmodder has been using to increase his strength and turn it against him, sabotaging the charge! Sure, he could simply recharge, but the built up energy was ruined so thoroughly from this Action that he'll need to start over from the beginning, Action by Action. Take that, asshole!

(Action Summary:
Action 1: Used a Future Cuil Theory smashpost to attack the Godmodder with an abstraction of the attack I'll be doing in the future. Unavoidably damaging him, of course.
Action 2: I point out a capitalization error and use wordplay to remove the 'godmodder's Descended status and thus get rid of the Godmodder's Descended Status and 5 Actions a turn.
Action 3: I use Player Power to Hijack the Godmodder's God Charge and ruin it from the inside out, forcing him to start over.)
 
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(x1)I give my Restorer a Chocolate Bar,which contains the Craft Saint Class allowing her to Prestige into it for 200,000 more MHP and an increasing in Healing Capabilities and Item Restoration Abilities

(x1)I grant my Order Scion Scout some 50K-Tier Astrates Scout Armour,which allows him to be more resilient(+400K HP) and allow him to be quicker on his feet,he still won't punch hard,but this will be enough

(x1) I Touch the Psychic Overlord's Mind and grant him my Insights into the Aspects,granting him some measure of control over them with his Mind for Offensive and Defensive purposes
 
I use 3 actions to power up Excalibur, preparing for the fights ahead. The power up is meant to make Excalibur easier to control, grant it at least a bit more sentience, and to make it sharper,

I then sacrifice my Aragami, adding attack, and if possible, a large amount of health to my Ash Aragami.
 
OOC: This item building seems to have been missed:
CaptainNZZZ said:
Entity wise it's simple. Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem get to work on a monocle that enhances the accuracy of the being with it. A six turn project that'll help one person hit their target instead of being useless against dodge rates.
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So the final, epic battle with entities mattering is at hand! Well then, basically everyone knows what I'm about to do! Now where's that Redirifle?

With the Redirifle in hand I deploy two attack redirectors. One on Rotaz and one on the Servitors. For slightly better survival chances! (x2)

Picking up the Overpowering Poison, from my inventory I summon a proper laboratory and get to work enhancing it. See, the Overpowering Poison samples were snagged from the Sealed Charmzard during Update LXXIX and that means one critical thing to its effectiveness...it's terrible on the current battlefield. It reduced the DoT effect by 5,000 per turn which is literally nothing here.

Thus, it must be improved. The samples get imbued with corrupting necromantic energies and self-replicating antimatter pockets. The Overpowering Poison is thoroughly refined and purified, removing the existing diluting agents and replacing them with the purely dangerous elements. Even the containers get replaced, using exotic matter syringes and vials instead fancy regenerating ones. When I finally use the Overpowering Poison, it will actually matter! (x1)

Oh, and after a proper party, the servitors now begin bodyguarding the rest of my forces. It's a bittersweet ending after a lovely party with vast arrays of desserts and most of the remaining alcohol I had after improving the Peacekeeper's Bar and Winery but it's a necessity. I can only hope it'll be enough to help keep as many of my entities alive as possible.

Edit: Unfortunately, RL will be keeping me fairly busy from the 16th onwards. For the time being, I'll leave my entities to listen to the orders of other players. Now is not the time to have my entities disappear until I return.
 
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Okay, so, the others in the "final attack plan" server said I should repost the link here in the main thread on account of a lot of people missing it.
Basically, we're trying to figure out a way to make the final attack that kills the Godmodder be Everyone, instead of just one person skeezing out a victory blow. It's hard to make it a group effort if only one or two people do any planning or have any input, so if you want to join in on the effort to make the Godmodder kill as cool as possible, join the discord server:
Join the Where the Battle Ends Discord Server!

/planningnull
 
(Notes on Rice Temple from my notepad file)
Fortified Rice Temple -Original-
(Gives +40,000 HP/turn, -10,000 damage from all attacks, and +10,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Specials: Rice Feast- 0/4, Rice Torrent - 4/5, Great Rice Barrier - 0/6

Boost to all Stats bonuses, along with the increase in the effectiveness of Specials. Add Great Rice Barrier which is explained in BUFFED version.

vvv With the Player Power & Entities SWOLE BUFFS vvv

Fortified Rice Temple -Buffed-
(Gives +200,000 HP/turn, -50,000 damage from all attacks, and +50,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Specials: Rice Festival - 0/4, Rice BEAM - 4/5, Great Rice Barrier - 0/6

  • BIGGER BOOST to Bonus stats.
  • Rice Feast replaced with Rice Festival - Gives Perma stat-boost to either HP or ATK. +100,000 HP or 50,000 ATK. ATK & HP boost is diminished on Horde type units
  • Rice Torrent replaced with Rice BEAM - Continuous streams of Rice being shot at speeds exceeding light, can cut through Horde type entities or concentrated damage. 20,000 damage to Horde units, 500,000 damage to single units.
  • Great Rice Barrier - Creates a Barrier that protects all Winkins-owned Entities until broken. The charge is held and reset when the barrier falls. Great Rice Barrier, 2,000,000 HP (Originally 500,000 HP)
(Free action)
Coming out of my less active state, I look around the field and get a good idea of the entities we currently have on the field. Noticing the major buffs, I smile rather eagerly and perform some rounds to meet and greet entities I haven't met and re-acquaint with my entities with much joy... considering how it looks like the Godmodder is about to finish his God Charge for a major summoning... It was during my visit to the Physic Overlord that I noticed that he and the Minecraft entities haven't really benefited from the buff. I quickly suggest to the Overlord to use his special for new abilities before the Godmodder unleashes that massive charge. As for the Minecraft entities... they may have to go back to their Nether...

(Action!)(3 Charges!)
(1 Charge)
Digging through my memory, I pull out the memorized Blueprints for the Great Sword/Shield and with the massively boosted Player power, I easily pull out ingredients and working workspaces to get it done this turn. First was the Forge, which sprung for the earthen's grasp and condensed to the hardness of diamonds. Next was ingredients which were taken from the planes that were in the HEXAGONAFIELD. Metals of absurd toughnesses from the Metal plane ready to be mixed, Lava from the closest planets directed to heat the Forge, enchanted wood from the dense lands of magical forests, and water that's saturated in some of the purest magic gather into my waiting Forge.

Intense heat surge from the Forge as Metals was melted down into molten liquid with the help of the lava heating the Forge. The liquid was poured into an emerald cast and quickly cooled down and taking a greenish tint before pushed in the forge and then hammered to a specific shape. I was not a stranger to the crafting of swords and shields as I bring my experience to make the Hydrib equipment. Hammering away at the heated alloy, and quenched into the magic water to absorb said magic, rinse, and repeat.

Then, it was shaped and encased and decorated with wood. Wood that simply made hitting, bashing or cutting with the implement it was fitted onto, just better.

And with that, the Great Sword/Shield was complete, and immediately put to use as I shift it into Great Shield mode and get in front of my entities to take some attacks.

(1 Charge)
Looking at the direction of the Bun Baron, I see that he has no skills in fighting, but had happened to have potential in the art of organizing and directing! How else can he continue to afford to recruit more buns to the cause? That... and I may have looked into his stats for a bit...

Well, either way, Noticing his potential, I started a class on how to harness his potential and he ended up with the skill "Order!: Bun Shield Bash" Which allows him to organized the Shield Buns in squads to stun and hurt the target entities.

(1 Charge)
Not that I had anything else in mind for this turn, I work on who's bodyshielding who... and toss a Attack Shield at the Prince and Princess to hold.

(Orders!)
Disco-Chan, DEPLOY THE DISCOOOOOO squares. gods I miss her.
Fennie Continues to bodyguard Disco-Chan
The Buns, with the new help of the Bun Baron's education, organize the buns to help protect the bun leaders from straight death. So, to even reach the Noble and Royal Buns, enemies have to tackle the Shield Buns first and then the Knights before taking striking the Royals and Noble Buns.
 
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Actions 1, 2, & 3: A small child rolls out of the black box. He seems just slightly out of place with the other characters. His weathered rags seem to be old and worn. Overall, he seems to be of medieval upbringing. The child hops up from the hexagons and sees the Godmodder. For some inane reason, the child walks up to the Godmodder. The child gets within three feet of the Godmodder and stops, rocking back and forth on his feet. The whole situation is just extremely awkward. Finally, the Godmodder gives up on silence and asks if the kid is ever going to attack. "I'm sorry to bother you sir, but I need some help." Two phrases appear in front of the Godmodder as the Godmodder groans. The first box says "What's wrong?" The second reads, "What do you want?" The Godmodder is tempted to press the second, but he knows exactly where this is going. Instead of choosing one of the standard options, he writes out his own phrase in mid air. He presses it, and the child is told, "Get out of my hair you stupid NPC." The child continues to rock on his feet, and asks, "Are you okay?" The adaptive dialogue just barely intrigues the Godmodder, especially when no new dialogue boxes pop up. With the freedom of speech, the Godmodder responds, "No. Leave me alone." The child's unblinking face makes the tiniest frown. "But, I really need help! My mother is trapped, and I need the help of a mighty warrior to save him!" Two new dialogue boxes pop up: "I'll help you," and "What's in it for me?" Slowly realizing that the dialogue refuses to get too far off track, the Godmodder presses the second option. "Well, um... will the satisfaction of helping a family in need do?" "Yes" and "No" appear. "No" "Well, my dad runs a farm, we could give you some crops or... something." "That sounds great!" or "Fine, I'll do it." The Godmodder chooses his own option. "That's worthless. Leave me be." The child stops swaying. He stares at the Godmodder, unmoving, unblinking. The Godmodder decides to ignore this, and turns to more pressing matters. He continues doing as he was, boosting his god charge, attacking the player base, just his average Tuesday to be honest. As the turn quickly comes to a close, the Godmodder glances over to see if the kid actually did anything. However, the kid is gone; instead, a simple piece of paper rests where the child was. The Godmodder, disregards the paper, figuring that looking at it will only trigger the sidequest or something. He keeps doing as he was.
Then, a random paper flies into the Godmodder's face. He dodges this, but can't help but notice the letter "B" on the paper. Another piece flies at the Godmodder, this one reading "e". The Godmodder is quick to understand what is happening, and closes his eyes as the next paper flies past. He hears a few more pieces fly past, but none of them do anything. The Godmodder continues charging, happy with his clever avoidance of this silly ruse. Finally, the papers stop flying past. He stands there with his eyes closed for just a few more moments, making sure there are no more papers. When he hears no more fly at him, he takes a deep breath, opens his eyes, and shoots lasers out of them, burning up the papers as he does. However, as he looks at the slowly crumbling pieces of paper, he makes out their message. "Beware destroying these papers." Huh.
Pure white lights consume the Godmodder as he is thrust onto an indigo landscape. As he looks around at the bizarre, purple-pink trees, the red sky with odd specks of ashen gray, and the stark yellow cave sitting in front of him. As he searches the land, he sees the child, who looks much worse off than when they first met. He seems to have bruises everywhere, a huge gash on his forehead, a few scabs here and there. It looks like he's been mauled by a bear. The kid turns to the Godmodder and says, "This- this is where my mother is trapped. I'm sorry, but I can't help. With all of the monsters we fought on the way here... I can't go much further. Please, save my mom." The Godmodder is relieved when no dialogue boxes pop up, but still refuses to follow the story. At first, he tries walking back the way the child supposedly came, but finds an invisible wall blocking his way. He mutters to himself about cheap programming and tries breaking the wall. Strangely, it doesn't work. He tries again. Nope. Odd. It's almost as if the wall isn't there, or is just blocking beings from behind the fourth wall. He shudders just the slightest bit at the thought of fourth wall creatures, and decides to teleport out instead.
The Godmodder's teleportation succeeds and he finds himself back where he was. He wonders to himself about why this attack was made so poorly. It has been so easy to dodge. Anyone could do it. That's when he notices the child, rolled up in a ball right next to him. The child looks even worse than he had been, practically dead to be honest. He hears the child muttering something and listens closely to what he is saying. "It- it- it destroyed- destroyed everything in its- in its path. My- my home. My- my friends. My- my life. That- that monster took it... all. I just- I just barely escaped. And now- and now it's coming- it's coming. Why- why didn't you- why didn't you kill it?" As the child asks this, an explosion bursts in the distance. A giant roar echoes through the hexagonafield, shaking everyone around. "It's- it's- it's- it's- it's-... IT'S HERE!" The Godmodder looks to the explosion and searches to find its cause. Suddenly, a crimson streak flies through the Godmodder. The Godmodder tries to block it, but it flies straight through him, doing nothing. The Godmodder quickly spins to see where the streak went, and watches it fly off into the distance. The Godmodder searches for a point of origin of the beam, but can't find one. He prepares for the oncoming assault, focusing on the horizon. He sees a huge silhouette appear in the distance. The figure looks like some giant lizard. The Godmodder prepares his Godzilla Cannon, ready to one shot whatever it is. However, the monster never comes.
The Godmodder's back burns with a searing pain. Quickly the Godmodder swats his back and looks over his shoulder to see what happened. While he can't find any fires physically on his back, he sees the child floating behind him, a deep red glow surrounding him. "You seem surprised. I told you, it took my life too." The kid's head tilts to the left as he throws his hands forwards. The Godmodder is encapsulated in a translucent crimson cage. He attempts to break it, teleport our, anything, but every time the cage rebuilds or moves, back to him, only being solid for matter within it. "Really, you should have seen this coming. You pulled the same trick during the third tribulation. Hide as a wimp, then strike as needed." The child stomps once and the cage closes to fit the Godmodder's exact shape. The child's hand flip so that their palms are facing upwards and the cage flips, leaving the Godmodder just slightly disoriented inside. The Godmodder continues trying to escape, shrinking between the bars, creating magic nullifying fields. The cage shrinks with him, and seems to be much more than magic. All that the Godmodder can figure out is that it is pure energy that is somehow linked to this kid. The child raises his hands and the cage turns into pure green fire. "You chose this punishment. Burn the papers, burn your SOUL." The Godmodder tries to leap through the fire, shooting out water and other things to extinguish the fire. However, his attempts are all in vain as two ginormous lasers shoot down from above and disintegrate everything in and around the cage. "It was foolish to ignore this child." The kid turns to the other players, seeming bent on their destruction. Fortunately, the box quickly swoops in and captures the crimson child.
 
Action 1: I go to the Godmodder and analyze which type of blood he has. Once I figure it out, I swap out some of his blood with the other type of blood that can cause an ABO incompatibility reaction.
Action 2-3: I charge 2 CP
 
Pulling out my canteen from my belt I unscrew the cap and take a couple of large gulps of water as I rest for the moment and wait for the next round of action against the Verraad and their last boss to start. 'Well, we made it this far. I hope we can see to through to the end.' I think to myself as I re screw the cap back on and return the canteen to my belt. (3 CP charged)
 
1. I snipe Piono as I fall with my trusty sniper rifle
2. I equip a jet pack during my fall and pull up Ender
3. I use all of my CP into my attack which consists of decomposing Ender's entire biological structure leaving only a mess of organic tissues that crashes on the ground
As I do not play Smash but Tekken. I am under the rules of another world which means final smashes don't affect me
 
Whoa, the LIVE Space Station has got quite a set of upgrades. Though there is one department that clearly has room for improvement...

FOCUS: The Point Defense system has been long neglected, it is time for some upgrades. I add new sensors, optimize the software of the targeting computers, oil all the weapon bearings, increase the muzzle velocity of the miniguns, add new missiles with more precise flight control systems, all the works. Hopefully this will greatly increase the portion of projectiles the system can shoot down.
 
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