Defeat The Godmodder

[Redrover1760]

Suddenly, The Smudge appears! The Smudge is revered amongst all judges as the ULTIMATE JUDGE, and the very strongest, most un-trickable, most bestest judge to ever exist ever! The Smudge replaces the dead Judge A, and is now the lead judge on the case!

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Action 1+2:

You are the STRONGEST JUDGE EVER... Therefore, I challenge the Smudge to A DUEL TO THE DEATH, and refusal is confirmation YOU ARE NOT THE STRONGEST AND INSTEAD A WIMP.

If he accepts, I begin my asking why the Smudge is named the Smudge. "Is the Smudge a Smudge of ink no one likes? An imperfection?"

Therefore, the Smudge will go mad and destroy the Courtroom trying to attack me, but I am too busy dodging everything through superior dodging skills. I suddenly steal the plaintiff's desk and smash it on his head. If the other judges try to stop the fighting I will tell the Smudge that he is a wimp for having to rely on others for strength.

Eventually, I escape, running away teleporting out because I am a wimp.

Action 3: Myselfe suddenly gets a hug out of nowhere and a note appears in their hands. "The Godmodder did it by teleporting the player in front of you who was trying to do something completely different and not punch you at all. Sorry about that."

I feel like I shouldn't need to explain the effects of this action, or how the Godmodder made a horrible mistake in trying to define the future when it hasn't been written, other than making Myselfe "100% REALLY STRONG"

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

I scream in frustration, again. At this rate I might just get a Red Lantern Power Ring. Tumblr was bringing up some bad memories, and my sincerity was being twisted into insincerity. What the actual fuck? How the actual fuck do I deal with this bullshit-

WAIT. Tumblr loves scandals! And Judges get fired over them!

I quickly pull pout a book on lawyering as tall as a small building. If I could just find the relevant passage...

There! I memorize the number correctly and proceed to get the necessary supplies. Then, I enter the COLD WAR TRIAL COURT.

Using absolutely correct grammar, I proceed to recite the book, The Great Gatsby, backwards, crabwalking up to Judge B. Once in front of him, I proceed to play the Bum Drums with my behind, having practiced it as a minor while in College. A minro in Bum Drumming is sufficient enough to allow me to recite the number of the passage of law in the eyes of the court once I finish with my backwards Great Gatsby recital.

"Chapter 42, Page 413, Paragraph 4, Subsection 2, Line 1," I recite ritually. "A player who performs a Bum Drumming after crabwalking to one of the Judges, while reciting this line after reciting the piece of literature work known as The Great Gatsby, of which there is only one of in Reality, in reverse, must be given the Judges Cell Phone for 3 seconds in order to take a selfie of themselves to post on the Judge's Social Media, to prove this has happened, in addition to any other actions they could possibly take in the 3 second time span, all of which are deemed legal and of the Judge's responsibility in the eyes of the COLD WAR TRIAL COURT, so long as they agree to a Boot to the Head (see Memetic Reference LWaT101 for further details)."

Judge B, bound by the laws of the Court, asks the required question. "Do you, Alistair Dragovich, agree to a Boot to the Head, as stated in Memetic Reference LWaT101?"

I bow deeply, still playing the Bum Drums. "I do, your honor."

He grudgingly hands over the phone. I swiftly type in a post, send it, then take a perfect selfie, on the Judge's Tumblr - tags and all.

Since I am infamous and the 'evillest person to ever exist', and the fury has been freshly reignited due to my note, the tumblrites naturally flock to see my picture of playing the Bum Drums. However, this also causes them to have a new person to get mad at in addition to my new, flippant picture - the 'Judge's' post about how The Summoner and his species was 'a huge turd and legally indefensible in the court of law. anyone who disagrees can try and sue me!'

The Tumblrites fall for it, letting their hate blind them, and before anyone can put 2 and 2 together they've already embroiled Judge B in a scandal!

I proceed to get hit with a Boot to the Head, which launches me out of the courtroom.

With all of that done, I proceed to make a charge point. Not a Charge Point, which adds to my CP. A charge point, which is where all the Exalted Solars shall charge upon and attack whoever is there. I make the Charge Point on the Godmodder, and while the perfectly perfect Solars are arguing and fighting about who is perfecter with the Godmodder, I proceed to suplex the Unsealed Throne into the Godmodder's face.

With all of that finally done, I actually do make a Charge Point and add 1 to my CP. I ask the Living Junkyard, if it isn't too busy, to attack anything the Sealed Summonspitter spits out with a free action.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

+3 CP

 

[The Ego]

I create a tether that one entity can grab at any point to pull themselves back to the earth.

I stick a psychic grub onto the Unsealed Throne, which slowly consumes its brain with mental powers. Yes, it eats matter psychically.

I throw a Holy Shield over the Church.

 

[Ender_Smirk]

The court room suddenly rumbles. A flood then rushes through the doors, filling up the room.
"Who installed a mod allowing tsunami's and why was it activated? Don't care, we're on repair duty. Let's do this."
The man rushes into the flooded court room, and begins placing dry sponge blocks everywhere, soaking up the water. One is accidentally put so close to Smudge that Smudge is stuck to it.
Once done drying, he begins collecting the, now wet, sponges, stopping at Smudge.
He starts to try to pull it off of Smudge, but it won't budge. He then tries to shake it off. Little happens. He then attempts to rub it off. For some reason, it starts to get a bit looser. He keeps rubbing it, until the Sponge slowly becomes capable of being pealed off.
He then pulls the Sponge right off. The man then leaves the court room, with a flash of red, before anyone can capture him to kick him out.
Smudge is left in the state you might expect him to be after being rubbed with a sponge.

The Heir then looks out at the Throne, and sees it still exists. This is an issue. The Heir then pulls out a simple looking weapon. The weapon then turns out to be a tesla gun. These things shoot electricity that is so potent it tears through all manner of materials, including stone. (Don't ask me how, I don't know.) He then proceeds to unload lots of lightning straight into the Throne, giving it that nice new "Scarred" look that I hear is in season now.

 

[WHM Sukamia]

I use 2 actions to upgrade Gwyn's health, by upgrading his Vitality stat. I then give him health regen, by giving him an Estus flask that becomes full every turn, using one action.

 

[Daskter]

It seems I have forgotten to edit in the name of my entity. It's just called "Osttruppen", for it's current name is actually a voiceline from an Osttruppen squad.

Actions:
2x I give the Osttruppen LMGs which should drastically increase the amount of bullets they fire out.
1x I give the Osttruppen some sandbags to hide behind. Anything behind them and those evil PG entities attacks should help.

Orders
Osttruppen charges against the Genericspawn

 

[Krill13]

Eyowe: Eh. You do you pal.

Eyowe gets up, looking rather dejected. Now, it may seem like he's looking like that from being rejected by Eyowebot, but actually, he's pretty dejected because the narrations AND his own creation keep referring to him as the guy he would love to get back at right now. He knows he's being called that to help reduce confusion with the whole Player accounts and all that fourth wall stuff, but he can't really stop feeling bad about that.

Eyowe charges 3 CP.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

(x3) I grant the Restorer more HP and an Attack shield so that it can take a hit

 

[Algot]

I place a theoretical wall at the 2% point along the lodning bar. The wall is made of solid slownes and loading problems.


Action 2 I i go back in time and remove that stupid e from my last post

Action 3 I run around the godmodder at the speed of light for ever. Creating a powerful tornado that picks him up and throws him back in time and into the dream scape right as it is being destroyed

 

[GoldHero101]

It continues. The three extra charges are from the player list? Apparently?

6 ACTION FOCUS - REAWAKEN: I continue channeling my power into the shell of the hero's weapon. We're getting somewhere, most certainly. We are getting REALLY CLOSE.

Shell of the Hero's Weapon: 15 Charges

 

[General_Urist]

1x: I charge a CP.

1x: I put on an invisibility cloak, cast a quieting charm on myself, sneak into the court, and slip some small knives into the pockets of the Godmodder's judges. Knives that you are very definitely not allowed to have on you in a courtroom, and which are probably illegal under the GM's knife control laws anyway.

1x: One more thing to strengthen the revolution: the Kingdom is probably going to have some sort of armored forces or fortifications. So I scout around, finding the Kingdon's strong points. And once they're located, I go over to nearby rebel cells and gift them some 100mm recoilless rifles along with a healthy supply of HEAT and HESH ammo. This should give them some hard-hitting power.

 

[Spicy Serious]

Time to shift gears, Spicy thinks, looking sadly at his freshly emptied CP, Fenix seems relatively handled...though the time has passed for much of an attack....meh fuck it.

Action 1: Being Productive!

Idly pushing Power into THE CHURCH, the wood begins to Gleam, the Preachers shadowy form becoming more of a swallowing mass of Darkness, the leather bound book repairs itself slightly, religious vigor fills the followers like never before!


Action 2:Landmines of No FoLOatiNG

A burst of power brings into existence several...red balloons tied to rocks. Ah but these aren't just any rocks, these are the rocks of AnTi FloAt-(the name purposely misspelled in order to further their cause)-they quite simply complain spastically at anyone who DARES to float until they become so tired they give up on the concept of floating altogether!

This is a task they take to with disturbing vigor...

Last Action spent charging

 

[Captain.Cat]

Looking over the THE ADMINISTRATIVE PLANE I see that most everyone is chipping in to help Fenix out of his current legal predicament, But this also means that fewer people are fighting the Godmodder and their minions which will give them a chance to grow stronger. So it's up to some of us to keep the pressure on.

'Well I hope for Fenix's sake that everyone else's help will be enough for him. I'll keep helping with damaging the Unsealed Throne and the tyrant that sits upon it.' I think to myself. Looking upon the Unsealed throne I can tell it will be troublesome to attack him with melee attacks with him so far up in the air so it will be best to attack from range.

Focus - "In the Sniper's Sight."

Closing my eyes I focus my energy into a wish, It's a pretty simple one as far as my wishes go. 'I wish for a sniper rifle.' Suddenly in a flash of red light a rifle appears in my hands, I can quickly tell that it is a modified Barrett M82 equipped with a advanced scope that contains a small computer that calculates distance and bullet drop. I pull back the slide to check if a round is already in the chamber and see that one is already inside. I let go of the slide and let it fall back into place before then looking for a place to set up my shot.

Looking around I spot the corpse of the Stunlocker laying on the ground still left over from being killed earlier, I head over to their corpse and use it as a support for my sniper rifle and take aim at the Unsealed Throne. After a few moments I have my sights set on my target and I prepare to take the shot.

Taking a deep breath I aim for the chest of the tyrant sitting on the throne and perform minor adjustments to my aim, accounting for bullet drop and distance, Wind is not a factor due to there being a absence of it in this plane of existence. Finally after the adjustments I exhale and as I do so I squeeze the trigger.

The bullet zips out of the barrel and hurls towards it's target. Unfortunately for me the Throne is a highly advanced piece of technology and is able to detect the incoming threat to it's user and while it is not as fast as a bullet going at 853 meters a second to get out of the way completely it is able to move just fast enough to make the bullet strike the throne itself rather then it's user and outright killing him.

When the bullet strikes it hits the throne's left arm where the tyrant would rest his arm and utterly obliterates it, destroying hundreds of computer circuit boards, capacitors, transistors and other fragile electronic components leaving only a jagged smoldering heap. It is not enough to put the throne down completely as it has many redundant systems in place but it is enough to damage it a fair deal and leave the Tyrant inconvenienced at the loss of one of his arm rests. (3 CP)

 

[Winkins]

(Action!)(3 Charges)
(1 Charge)
Picking up my Claw in the Box, I start cranking along with the disco toy and pointed towards the Lord of Cinders.
(2 Charges)
Pulling out a Plunger Gun, I start the 0 TO DEATH LUIGI COMBO!, but then realize that the Genericspawn is too damaged for for that, so, I simply fire the plunger at the spawn's face and proceed to use him, AND the plunger to unplug the clogged toilets that happened to litter the administrator plane. In the end of it all, the spawn ends up alive, but rather traumatized and will more than likely to never look at a toilet the same way again.

(Orders!)
Fill fill! Let that hollow knight feel whats like to move to the music Disco-Chan!

 

[The_Nonexistent_Tazz]

[A] "I'M IN CHARGE NOW!"-Patches the Pirate
5 -> 8

Leah... Seems to be out of ideas for efficient attack options at the moment. She just charges her internal energy.​

 

[Moniker]

Free Action (or part of the same shenanigans action as action 1): I join the court case

Action 1: Fenix's defense desk returns to the court, and immediately presents an argument.

"Hello. I am Fenix's defense desk, and I plead guilty to unauthorized removal of myself from court. I was tired of this mess, so I decided to summon a clone of The Quiet Watcher to walk me out of the courtroom. As I am not on Fenix's defense team and have no desire to be on his defense team, I should be charged with the crime, not Fenix."

I may have "convinced" it to return to the court, and/or animated it to let it actually move and talk.

Action 2: Alright, the Ceiling isn't useful. Let's make it do at least something good for us. I compact the ceiling, folding the entire structure into a single mass. Then, I drop that mass onto the Unsealed Throne like a meteor, getting rid of the ceiling and causing some damage to the Throne.

Action 3: Interesting, a peasant rebellion is brewing. You know what goes well with peasant rebellions, or really rebellions of any sort? Mass-produced railguns. I create a Peasant Railgun Supply Depot, which will supply powerful Railguns and Railgun ammunition to any Peasants on the field. These Railguns are optimized for extreme range, to the point where even a peasant levitated into orbit should still be able to continue to fire on the Throne.

The Peasant Railgun Supply Depot also contains instructors that will teach a forbidden special technique, the Peasant Railgun. This technique will allow an organized group of peasants to abuse free actions to launch thrown projectiles at ludicrously fast speeds. The peasants are instructed to never use this technique, but as well all know a Dangerous Forbidden Technique will be used at the last possible second, when everything else is exhausted and the rebellion is about to be defeated.

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As soon as you set Fenix's defense desk back up...

Judge C: Unauthorized defense desk placement!

Smudge: First unauthorized desk removal, and now unauthorized desk placement? The crimes are just racking up!

Fenix is now being charged with unauthorized defense desk placement!

Judge C: Defense desks are forbidden from speaking in court.

The ceiling is destroyed, and deals 20,000 damage to the Throne!

The Peasant rebellion receives an absurd amount of railguns! Just what they needed??

Interesting choice Godmodder, mass-duplicating the already shredded pieces of the certificate.
Too bad that doesn't actually do you any good, if you will note the order of operations in my previous post, the certificate had already been destroyed, so, as previously stated:
3/5 power sources destroyed.

The Godmodder is promptly flooded by the ever-duplicating shreds of no-longer-useful King of the Hill certificate, which distracts him from being able to stop my next action.

Which is, simply put, to pull The Hill which he is king of out of the King of the Hill hat duplicate.

Unfortunately, The Hill is a rather large hill, and also empowered due to it being The Hill of the King, so I can't just immediately destroy it.
So instead, it is summoned to the battlefield as a Neutral entity. Once it is destroyed, the King of the Hill power ability will have but a single power source remaining, and the Godmodder will be on the precipice of losing his double action.

With my two remaining actions I charge 2 CP

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The Hill appears!

Hill: Pionoplayer! Master! Creator! I'm so sorry!

Hill: I-I'm on your side, I promise! I'm going to rebel against the godmodder's kingship! I'll help you in the fight!

Brutally murder the Hill to get closer to removing King of the Hill!

1 action: I point out that because of the precedent of the charge of high treason against the Godmodder being defined as "the godmodder defining your actions as high treason [against the Godmodder]", high treason against Fenix (the defendant) is defined as "Fenix [(the defendant)] defining your actions as high treason [against Fenix (the defendant)]". The judges may have several objections, but I will address them.
Objection One: The exact words of the late Judge A were "High Treason is defined as "the godmodder defining your actions as high treason".". As such, any and all sub-charges of high treason are defined by the Godmodder.
Counterargument One: At that point in time, the only relevant sub-charge of high treason was high treason against the Godmodder. Judge A failed to specify that the definition was only for high treason against the Godmodder because he didn't want to commit the crime of talking too long.
Objection Two: The word "Fenix" in the charge of "high treason against Fenix" refers to the late Fenix Wright, and so Fenix (the defendant) has no authority over the charge of "high treason against Fenix".
Counterargument Two: The context in which that charge was made is clear evidence against that objection. The exact words were "Noting that the Godmodder is now claiming Fenix is their agent, I file a countersuit for High Treason against Fenix, since he defined himself as friendly to us while truly being under the jurisdiction of the Godmodder.". At the time the suit was filed, the Godmodder never claimed Fenix Wright was an agent.

2 actions: I stuff the Hollow Knight into a school locker. Then I stuff the locker into a trash can. Then I stuff the trash can into a dumpster. Then I stuff the dumpster into a garbage truck. Then I toss the garbage truck into a volcano, because volcanoes are good for the environment or something.

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The judges completely agree with your logical interpretation of High Treason against Fenix! Fenix and Athena confer briefly.

Athena: Fenix chooses to define "High Treason Against Fenix" as "existing in the state of being Judge C!"

Judge C: Understood.

Smudge: Judge C is now being charged with High Treason Against Fenix.

Judge C is now being charged with High Treason Against Fenix, and Fenix is no longer being charged with it!

Hollow Knight somehow platformers his way out of it! 45,000 damage!

FOCUS: EXECUTE PHASE 1

ES locked on to the Genericspawn, summoning a targeting reticle over it, and launched a rapid fire burst of energy projectiles, instantly gutting it. That's that dealt with.

Charge Point 1

ES summons a Defence Bot for Fenix. As in, a robot that is programmed with defence attorney protocols. It should help ward off continuing attacks.

Charge Point 2

ES sends his agents to the peasant mob and gifts them more of what they need, miniaturised Fabricators capable of supplying the revolution of all their needs. Weapons, communications, food. They could now maintain what they had, and divert more workers away from supporting the forming army into the army itself. Drones were now also an option. Overall, this should notably improve the scale and effectiveness of the revolt.

Charge Point 3

Then, he walks into the courtroom, and stands there, menacingly. He exchanges meaningful looks with various people, and rubs his hands together as a plan forms in full view of everyone.

Unfortunately, before he could actually do anything, an aide charges into the courtroom, shouting about vital news. It turns out that Judge C was on the payroll of the players this entire time! There's lots of evidence to confirm it. He has large bundles of money marked for the Player-owned corporate nation of Eternia on his desk out in the open, his bank account has just had a large sum from the also player owned Eternal Corporation pumped into it, and his private correspondence shows an email chain where he talks with the players about deliberately throwing the trial in favour of the defendant. The aide even recovered a recording of Judge C gloating about how he'd gotten away with taking all this cash in exchange for getting Fenix off the hook.

Also, inside his desk are two books, "How to Get Away with Being Bribed: Judge Edition" and "Player Telepathy and How to Hear It", the latter having a bookmark in the "So You're Trying To Take Private Orders From A Player" chapter. And absolutely none of this copious amount of evidence was in any way, shape, or form planted by Amelia while everyone was busy looking at the very obviously suspicious ES.

What, if anything, the Smudge decides to do with this shocking twist is of course up to him.

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Genericspawn dealt with!

You summon a defensebot! It can help with legal proceedings!

The Peasant Revolt grows stronger still...

You show your irrefutable evidence to the courtroom!

Judge C: No! How could I have been found out??

Judge C: I'm so sorry Fenix! I've failed you!

Judge C: I really tried to make it look like I was with the others, too... I'm so sorry, Team AG... with me gone, the Smudge is sure to execute Fenix...

Smudge: This is a clear violation. Appropriate motivational penalties will be applied to the potentially responsible parties.

Smudge levels a shotgun at Judge C, and blasts him to bits! The charge of High Treason against Fenix is now irrelevant.

1/3 judges remaining!

You've risen to N+1 for helping with the Courtroom!

Stalwart Knight! Attack anything you want to, but do not attack the Sealed Summonspitter!

Fenix needs a new lawyer, so I summon him an Intelligent Talking Phoenix to act as his lawyer. The similarity in their names is entirely coincidental (you have been warned!)

With my remaining power, I charge up CP.

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You summon one ITP (Intelligent Talking Pheonix)! The Smudge pulls out his shotgun, squints... and blasts the ITP to bits!

Smudge: Pheonix hunting is one of my favorite pastimes.

Athena was "accidentally" caught in the blast, and is now dead!

Smudge: Her fault for trespassing on my hunting grounds.

I grab the Unsealed Throne and suplex it into itself. How does that work? Who knows.

I use my other two actions to charge and what not.

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22,000 damage! Somehow...

FOCUS!
I look at the Hollow Knight... and slip a teleporter into his hollow self. I then proceed to teleport a never ending stream of explosives into his chest. Whoops.

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Hollow Knight is now full... of explosives! The never-ending stream deals 30,000 damage to him every turn from now on!

The quiet watcher lets Crusher48 return the desk as he charges up 3 CP, glad that his misdirect attempt at fooling the judges into charging the wrong Fenix played out. He has another plan once more, though he doesn't think it will work this time.

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+3 CP!

Action 1: I deliver a Flipover Throw to the Genericspawn, causing it to do generic falling damage to itself and the Hollow Knight.
Action 2: I use a Warp Drive to violate causality, making EternalStruggle's statement, "absolutely none of this copious amount of evidence was in any way, shape, or form planted by Amelia while everyone was busy looking at the very obviously suspicious ES," true.
Action 3 waived to charging.
6 --> 7 CP

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You grab the Genericspawn's corpse, and crush the Hollow Knight with it! 20,000 damage!

You make the statement already true! Judge C was on your side the whole time! Right? Nobody can know whether you used the causality-violating machine or not...

OOC: Hey Moniker shouldn't the Genericspawn have been damaged by the Barbed Braces on the Sealed Summonspitter?

"Okay focus on the nonboss entities Mark III Tactical Flashbang, stunning entities will be important for everyone's continued existence."

Naturally, as an entity focused filthy Neutral, I get to work enhancing Mark III Tactical Flashbang. Let's see, additional HP seems like a reliable method for enhancement.

Borrowing Mark III Tactical Flashbang's existing SWAT uniform I toss the gear right into a large vat of molten iron, humming a tune as I begin to stir the vat's contents with a heat proof pole. As that's hardly enough to improve the protective properties of that gear I take a bucket full of secondary adamantium and pour it into the vat before going back to stirring the molten sludge.

With the mixture properly mixed I knock the vat over and let the molten sludge ooze out, the sludge inexplicably forming into a grey metallic SWAT uniform, faintly gleaming as light reflects off of it. To finish I spray a thin transparent layer of energy dissipating foam. A fun little thing I came up with in prison, it dissipates most forms of energy, such as kinetic and thermal, across both 50% of the foam and the surrounding environment. Mark III Tactical Flashbang quickly equips the upgraded uniform, ready to take a hit and keep on trucking! (x1)

Next I give Mark III Tactical Flashbang gravity harness to allow limited manipulation of gravity. That should be enough to at least decrease how long it takes Mark III Tactical Flashbang to return to the ground after being levitated. (x1)

Finally I...charge, I guess. (x1)

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OOC: Yup, thanks for pointing that out, I already fixed it.

+11,000 current/max HP to the Flashbang! (Note: It's less than 20,000 due to the dodge rate)

The tactical Flashbang now possess a gravity harness!

"... the CHARGED SUMMON DIDN'T WORK!!!"???""
"this is to be expected..."

I give 3 CP back to The Ego

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The Ego gets 3 CP!

[1] some flaming cyan words write themselves in the air in front of the judges, explaining that I did not exist during that time period, as my total years alive do not excede 60, and it is currently 2306, over 250 years after the act was passed. Thus, this act refered to some Other JOEbob.
Regardless of that, however, and recognizing the low probability of the judges listening to me, I walk over to the Unsealed Throne and turn around. a large quantity of black tendrils, similar to the void tendrils of the abyss in the game 'hollow knight', not to be confused with the godmodders new entity, hollow knight. The tendrils peel off plating and such, homing in on one of the suplamentory power cells. I then take a magical warded node-jar (repurposed for other forms of energy), half a roll of duct tape, and a giant anteater. The anteaters tongue is taped to the power cell, which causes it to suck in its energy. The Jar is teleported into the anteater, which results in it being filled with Throne Energy.
Then I put it in my inventory.

[1]I look at fenix. Stuck in the court, is he? Ah, but only his hands are stuck, so I levitate the player knife to his foot, so he can grasp the handle between his toes, then bend space a bit so his foot is linked to an area right in front of the throne. the spatial distortion will follow the throne, and results in Fenix being able to use his foot to slash at the throne with his actions. The knife is FLEX GLUE'd to his foot in a manner specially reversible with player power so he won't lose it.

[1] I create a SPORE. this spore quickly grows a probuscus. Then, under time dilation, it eats a large quantity of the tiny life on the summonspitter, though not the spitter itself. After it has gained enough DNA points from the consumption of moss and similar things (105, specifically), I open the customize menu for it, and add an up arrow between the 10 and the 5. 10up5 is 10 to the power of 5, or 100000 DNA points- more then enough to make a truly massive goliath of a beast.
However, I have no need for such things. Instead, I give it a larger body and a really great probuscus. The probuscus then gets upgraded with 'energy knavery', which doesn't exist, and attaches to the Summonspitter, leaching its energy- NOT its life energy, but specifically it's special flavour of Godmodder energy. I then store the energy in a glass jar, similar to the one used for the throne's energy.

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Smudge: The act was filed retroactively from the future. A time traveler told us about you.

Smudge: Also, conjuring floating letters still counts as speaking in court.

Fenix is now being charged with "being JOEbob and speaking in court"!

Fenix can now grasp a knife between his toes. This is mostly useless to him.

You take Summonspitter energy! You have no idea what it could do.

Action 1+2:

You are the STRONGEST JUDGE EVER... Therefore, I challenge the Smudge to A DUEL TO THE DEATH, and refusal is confirmation YOU ARE NOT THE STRONGEST AND INSTEAD A WIMP.

If he accepts, I begin my asking why the Smudge is named the Smudge. "Is the Smudge a Smudge of ink no one likes? An imperfection?"

Therefore, the Smudge will go mad and destroy the Courtroom trying to attack me, but I am too busy dodging everything through superior dodging skills. I suddenly steal the plaintiff's desk and smash it on his head. If the other judges try to stop the fighting I will tell the Smudge that he is a wimp for having to rely on others for strength.

Eventually, I escape, running away teleporting out because I am a wimp.

Action 3: Myselfe suddenly gets a hug out of nowhere and a note appears in their hands. "The Godmodder did it by teleporting the player in front of you who was trying to do something completely different and not punch you at all. Sorry about that."

I feel like I shouldn't need to explain the effects of this action, or how the Godmodder made a horrible mistake in trying to define the future when it hasn't been written, other than making Myselfe "100% REALLY STRONG"

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Smudge: Duel accepted.

Before you can do anything...

Smudge: By the powers vested in me as judge, I hereby declare the definition of "duel to the death" to be "a duel where RedRover1760 automatically loses".

You lose!

Myselfe is no longer sure who to trust. Any reality warper could have been the giver of the hug, or the punch. Perhaps a world with reality warpers isn't safe for anyone. Myselfe realizes that killing the Players may not be the only answer. Perhaps they will set on a different path entirely.

I scream in frustration, again. At this rate I might just get a Red Lantern Power Ring. Tumblr was bringing up some bad memories, and my sincerity was being twisted into insincerity. What the actual fuck? How the actual fuck do I deal with this bullshit-

WAIT. Tumblr loves scandals! And Judges get fired over them!

I quickly pull pout a book on lawyering as tall as a small building. If I could just find the relevant passage...

There! I memorize the number correctly and proceed to get the necessary supplies. Then, I enter the COLD WAR TRIAL COURT.

Using absolutely correct grammar, I proceed to recite the book, The Great Gatsby, backwards, crabwalking up to Judge B. Once in front of him, I proceed to play the Bum Drums with my behind, having practiced it as a minor while in College. A minro in Bum Drumming is sufficient enough to allow me to recite the number of the passage of law in the eyes of the court once I finish with my backwards Great Gatsby recital.

"Chapter 42, Page 413, Paragraph 4, Subsection 2, Line 1," I recite ritually. "A player who performs a Bum Drumming after crabwalking to one of the Judges, while reciting this line after reciting the piece of literature work known as The Great Gatsby, of which there is only one of in Reality, in reverse, must be given the Judges Cell Phone for 3 seconds in order to take a selfie of themselves to post on the Judge's Social Media, to prove this has happened, in addition to any other actions they could possibly take in the 3 second time span, all of which are deemed legal and of the Judge's responsibility in the eyes of the COLD WAR TRIAL COURT, so long as they agree to a Boot to the Head (see Memetic Reference LWaT101 for further details)."

Judge B, bound by the laws of the Court, asks the required question. "Do you, Alistair Dragovich, agree to a Boot to the Head, as stated in Memetic Reference LWaT101?"

I bow deeply, still playing the Bum Drums. "I do, your honor."

He grudgingly hands over the phone. I swiftly type in a post, send it, then take a perfect selfie, on the Judge's Tumblr - tags and all.

Since I am infamous and the 'evillest person to ever exist', and the fury has been freshly reignited due to my note, the tumblrites naturally flock to see my picture of playing the Bum Drums. However, this also causes them to have a new person to get mad at in addition to my new, flippant picture - the 'Judge's' post about how The Summoner and his species was 'a huge turd and legally indefensible in the court of law. anyone who disagrees can try and sue me!'

The Tumblrites fall for it, letting their hate blind them, and before anyone can put 2 and 2 together they've already embroiled Judge B in a scandal!

I proceed to get hit with a Boot to the Head, which launches me out of the courtroom.

With all of that done, I proceed to make a charge point. Not a Charge Point, which adds to my CP. A charge point, which is where all the Exalted Solars shall charge upon and attack whoever is there. I make the Charge Point on the Godmodder, and while the perfectly perfect Solars are arguing and fighting about who is perfecter with the Godmodder, I proceed to suplex the Unsealed Throne into the Godmodder's face.

With all of that finally done, I actually do make a Charge Point and add 1 to my CP. I ask the Living Junkyard, if it isn't too busy, to attack anything the Sealed Summonspitter spits out with a free action.

Click to shrink...

The tumblrites RAGE on social media! Especially since Judge B was just a dead body, and you posted a picture of yourself with a dead guy on social media!

"Justice for Fenix!"

"Judges A/B/C and Smudge: WORST PERSON OF THE YEAR NOMINATION!"

"The legal system is unfairly biased against Fenixes, and they need more legal protection!"

The massive tumblr scandal is a stain on the court's record! A violation of judicial policy.

Smudge: Appropriate motivational penalties will be applied to the potentially responsible parties.

The Smudge pulls out his shotgun, aims, and shoots... at himself! KA-BLOOM!

The Smudge falls over... and then gets back up! He has a few holes in him to be sure, but that's not enough to take out the Smudge! Hah!

Smudge is now at 50% health!

The godmodder proves himself more perfect than the exalted perfect people by murdering all of them! Then, he blasts the Unsealed Throne away, dealing 30,000 damage to the Throne!

+3 CP

Click to shrink...

I create a tether that one entity can grab at any point to pull themselves back to the earth.

I stick a psychic grub onto the Unsealed Throne, which slowly consumes its brain with mental powers. Yes, it eats matter psychically.

I throw a Holy Shield over the Church.

Click to shrink...

You create a Tether!

The Unsealed Throne is now taking 10,000 damage every turn!

+1 attack shield to the Church!

The court room suddenly rumbles. A flood then rushes through the doors, filling up the room.
"Who installed a mod allowing tsunami's and why was it activated? Don't care, we're on repair duty. Let's do this."
The man rushes into the flooded court room, and begins placing dry sponge blocks everywhere, soaking up the water. One is accidentally put so close to Smudge that Smudge is stuck to it.
Once done drying, he begins collecting the, now wet, sponges, stopping at Smudge.
He starts to try to pull it off of Smudge, but it won't budge. He then tries to shake it off. Little happens. He then attempts to rub it off. For some reason, it starts to get a bit looser. He keeps rubbing it, until the Sponge slowly becomes capable of being pealed off.
He then pulls the Sponge right off. The man then leaves the court room, with a flash of red, before anyone can capture him to kick him out.
Smudge is left in the state you might expect him to be after being rubbed with a sponge.

The Heir then looks out at the Throne, and sees it still exists. This is an issue. The Heir then pulls out a simple looking weapon. The weapon then turns out to be a tesla gun. These things shoot electricity that is so potent it tears through all manner of materials, including stone. (Don't ask me how, I don't know.) He then proceeds to unload lots of lightning straight into the Throne, giving it that nice new "Scarred" look that I hear is in season now.

Click to shrink...

The Smudge is now at 25% health!

The courtroom is looking significantly cleaner, if you don't count the massive amount of water damage.

42,000 damage to the Throne!

I use 2 actions to upgrade Gwyn's health, by upgrading his Vitality stat. I then give him health regen, by giving him an Estus flask that becomes full every turn, using one action.

Click to shrink...

8,000 HP and 1,000 health regen given to Gwyn! The reason why the numbers are so low is because of her obscenely high dodge rate.

It seems I have forgotten to edit in the name of my entity. It's just called "Osttruppen", for it's current name is actually a voiceline from an Osttruppen squad.

Actions:
2x I give the Osttruppen LMGs which should drastically increase the amount of bullets they fire out.
1x I give the Osttruppen some sandbags to hide behind. Anything behind them and those evil PG entities attacks should help.

Orders
Osttruppen charges against the Genericspawn

Click to shrink...

The name stays. I'm attached to it now.

+10,000 attack points and 1 shield to the Osttruppen!

Eyowe: Eh. You do you pal.

Eyowe gets up, looking rather dejected. Now, it may seem like he's looking like that from being rejected by Eyowebot, but actually, he's pretty dejected because the narrations AND his own creation keep referring to him as the guy he would love to get back at right now. He knows he's being called that to help reduce confusion with the whole Player accounts and all that fourth wall stuff, but he can't really stop feeling bad about that.

Eyowe charges 3 CP.

Click to shrink...

Ah... whoops. Sorry, I'll try to keep better track of that.

(x3) I grant the Restorer more HP and an Attack shield so that it can take a hit

Click to shrink...

+40,000 current/max HP and 1 shield to the Restorer! Its almost survivable.

I place a theoretical wall at the 2% point along the lodning bar. The wall is made of solid slownes and loading problems.


Action 2 I i go back in time and remove that stupid e from my last post

Action 3 I run around the godmodder at the speed of light for ever. Creating a powerful tornado that picks him up and throws him back in time and into the dream scape right as it is being destroyed

Click to shrink...

Rather than taking advantage of the typo bait, the Administrative Plane simply removes the wall. It is utterly immune to tampering. Even the godmodder would have some difficulties doing it.

You create a time paradox! After millions of years of running through time trying to set things right, everything eventually turns out exactly the same as it was before you removed the e!

1 damage to the godmodder! He lives through unspecified means.

It continues. The three extra charges are from the player list? Apparently?

6 ACTION FOCUS - REAWAKEN: I continue channeling my power into the shell of the hero's weapon. We're getting somewhere, most certainly. We are getting REALLY CLOSE.

Shell of the Hero's Weapon: 15 Charges

Click to shrink...

Oh, sorry. I've been keeping track of your Shell charge by adding CP. Sorry about any confusion. +3 CP!

1x: I charge a CP.

1x: I put on an invisibility cloak, cast a quieting charm on myself, sneak into the court, and slip some small knives into the pockets of the Godmodder's judges. Knives that you are very definitely not allowed to have on you in a courtroom, and which are probably illegal under the GM's knife control laws anyway.

1x: One more thing to strengthen the revolution: the Kingdom is probably going to have some sort of armored forces or fortifications. So I scout around, finding the Kingdon's strong points. And once they're located, I go over to nearby rebel cells and gift them some 100mm recoilless rifles along with a healthy supply of HEAT and HESH ammo. This should give them some hard-hitting power.

Click to shrink...

Smudge checks his pockets, and finds your knives.

Smudge: ...

Fenix is now being charged with attempted judge bribery!

The rebels now have hard-hitting power along with an absurdly vast supply of railguns! Weapons are always a challenge for any revolution, and its one they have now conquered!

Time to shift gears, Spicy thinks, looking sadly at his freshly emptied CP, Fenix seems relatively handled...though the time has passed for much of an attack....meh fuck it.

Action 1: Being Productive!

Idly pushing Power into THE CHURCH, the wood begins to Gleam, the Preachers shadowy form becoming more of a swallowing mass of Darkness, the leather bound book repairs itself slightly, religious vigor fills the followers like never before!


Action 2:Landmines of No FoLOatiNG

A burst of power brings into existence several...red balloons tied to rocks. Ah but these aren't just any rocks, these are the rocks of AnTi FloAt-(the name purposely misspelled in order to further their cause)-they quite simply complain spastically at anyone who DARES to float until they become so tired they give up on the concept of floating altogether!

This is a task they take to with disturbing vigor...

Last Action spent charging

Click to shrink...

The church is buffed further... that's it! With better weapons and better motivation, the rebels are all ready for their big debut! Here they come!

The Landmines of no FoLOatiNG appear! On every [N] phase, they'll lecture a random entity and get them to come down faster than normal! They only last until the Throne hits its True phase.

Looking over the THE ADMINISTRATIVE PLANE I see that most everyone is chipping in to help Fenix out of his current legal predicament, But this also means that fewer people are fighting the Godmodder and their minions which will give them a chance to grow stronger. So it's up to some of us to keep the pressure on.

'Well I hope for Fenix's sake that everyone else's help will be enough for him. I'll keep helping with damaging the Unsealed Throne and the tyrant that sits upon it.' I think to myself. Looking upon the Unsealed throne I can tell it will be troublesome to attack him with melee attacks with him so far up in the air so it will be best to attack from range.

Focus - "In the Sniper's Sight."

Closing my eyes I focus my energy into a wish, It's a pretty simple one as far as my wishes go. 'I wish for a sniper rifle.' Suddenly in a flash of red light a rifle appears in my hands, I can quickly tell that it is a modified Barrett M82 equipped with a advanced scope that contains a small computer that calculates distance and bullet drop. I pull back the slide to check if a round is already in the chamber and see that one is already inside. I let go of the slide and let it fall back into place before then looking for a place to set up my shot.

Looking around I spot the corpse of the Stunlocker laying on the ground still left over from being killed earlier, I head over to their corpse and use it as a support for my sniper rifle and take aim at the Unsealed Throne. After a few moments I have my sights set on my target and I prepare to take the shot.

Taking a deep breath I aim for the chest of the tyrant sitting on the throne and perform minor adjustments to my aim, accounting for bullet drop and distance, Wind is not a factor due to there being a absence of it in this plane of existence. Finally after the adjustments I exhale and as I do so I squeeze the trigger.

The bullet zips out of the barrel and hurls towards it's target. Unfortunately for me the Throne is a highly advanced piece of technology and is able to detect the incoming threat to it's user and while it is not as fast as a bullet going at 853 meters a second to get out of the way completely it is able to move just fast enough to make the bullet strike the throne itself rather then it's user and outright killing him.

When the bullet strikes it hits the throne's left arm where the tyrant would rest his arm and utterly obliterates it, destroying hundreds of computer circuit boards, capacitors, transistors and other fragile electronic components leaving only a jagged smoldering heap. It is not enough to put the throne down completely as it has many redundant systems in place but it is enough to damage it a fair deal and leave the Tyrant inconvenienced at the loss of one of his arm rests. (3 CP)

Click to shrink...

70,000 damage! The tyrant LIKED that arm rest! He roars in anger!

(Action!)(3 Charges)
(1 Charge)
Picking up my Claw in the Box, I start cranking along with the disco toy and pointed towards the Lord of Cinders.
(2 Charges)
Pulling out a Plunger Gun, I start the 0 TO DEATH LUIGI COMBO!, but then realize that the Genericspawn is too damaged for for that, so, I simply fire the plunger at the spawn's face and proceed to use him, AND the plunger to unplug the clogged toilets that happened to litter the administrator plane. In the end of it all, the spawn ends up alive, but rather traumatized and will more than likely to never look at a toilet the same way again.

(Orders!)
Fill fill! Let that hollow knight feel whats like to move to the music Disco-Chan!

Click to shrink...

You and the Disco toy work together with the Claw in the Box, and together, you manage to pull Gwyn down all the way! Gwyn is back in action! The Disco Toy runs out of power and falls over, useless...

The Genericspawn is dead, so you do it to Hollow Knight instead! Poor guy never knew what hit him. 45,000 damage!

[A] "I'M IN CHARGE NOW!"-Patches the Pirate
5 -> 8

Leah... Seems to be out of ideas for efficient attack options at the moment. She just charges her internal energy.​

Click to shrink...

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AG:

Eyowebot apologizes to Eyowe for lecturing him, since he should really have been lecturing Krill13, who currently isn't present! He then zaps the Unsealed Throne a bunch, dealing 150,000 damage!

Disco-Chan continues to charge up Disco Squares, and musically stabs Hollow Knight for 5,000 damage! The Hill moves a rock under Hollow Knight's feet, dealing 1 damage to him! The rest of your allies all keep up the assault, determined to take down Hollow Knight! 77,500 damage!

PG:

Hollow Knight stabs the Rage Angel and Stalwart Knight, killing both of them! Your other entities bristle with rage! This transgression will not go unpunished!

The Sealed Summonspitter summons one Soothslayer! The Sealed Summonspitter is getting bored...

The Unsealed Throne waves their levitation magic around... they levitate Disco-Chan, the Gundam Demolisher, and the Mark III Tactical Flashbang! The Mark III Tactical Flashbang prepares to use their jetpack to return at 40%/turn!

The godmodder uses their first action to complete their 2/2 charge! They wait a moment before unleashing it...

With their second action, the godmodder summons the About-To-Erupt Volcano! You need to plug up the volcano's top in order to ensure the field isn't covered with lava! You have 2 turns to do it, but if you fail, then highly damaging lava will flood the whole field and damage everything and everyone vulnerable every turn!

N:

The Mark III Tactical Flashbang figures out how to use their gravity harness, and gets 30% closer to the ground!

The Anti-float landmines lecture Disco-Chan on "the virgin float vs. the chad staying on the ground". Disco-Chan, shamed, floats downwards by 50%!

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The Courtroom trial continues...

Smudge: Eternalstruggle, the court thanks you for revealing the treachery of Judge C. As a reward for your service, the court would like to offer you a seat on the judging board.

Smudge: You can't decline.

Eternalstruggle has been promoted to judge!

2/3 judges remaining!

Smudge: Unfortunately, as the BAR is tangentially related to Eternalstruggle, due to Eternalstruggle once being a Player, and knowing Tazz, who knew Fenix, the BAR can't be trusted to work on this case any longer.

Smudge presses a button, and trapdoors open up under every single member of the BAR, dropping them all down to who-knows-where!

Smudge: Now, onto the issue of Unauthorized Defense Desk Removal.

Smudge: Eternalstruggle will issue the ruling for this case. He must rule correctly, or appropriate motivational penalties will be applied.

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Too long has the Throne reigned in power and tyranny! TOO LONG have the voices of the people gone unheard!

The PEASANT REBELLION has arrived! Try to keep their pathetic selves alive!

The godmodder's 2/2 charge activates! The Peasant Puncher appears! He will attack ONLY the peasants, and nobody else!

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Loading: -1%
Time Remaining: -------

The Godmodder: ...Come on...


THE ADMINISTRATIVE PLANE:

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder!
-Find some way to deal with the Godmodder's King of the Hill! Brutally murder the Hill!
-Defeat the Summonspitter! It's going to flood the field with enemies!
-Defeat the Throne! Its keeping your entities on lockdown! Protect the Peasant Rebellion!
-Rescue Fenix from the trial court with a legal defense!

Minor Tasks:

Spoiler

Plug up the about-to-erupt volcano!
Kill the Peasant Puncher! It's attacking the Peasants!

Field effects: None

[AG - Winkins]Disco-Chan: 80,000/80,000 HP, 5,000A, Special: Disco Squares: 2/3 (repels darkness!)(protected from 2 attacks) (50% levitated)

COLD WAR TRIAL COURT:
Charges against Fenix: Unauthorized defense desk removal, General Courtroom Ruckus, Unauthorized defense desk placement, being JOEbob and speaking in court, attempted judge bribery
Defensebot present
2/3 judges alive - one is ultra-powerful Smudge(at 25% health), one is Eternalstruggle
[AG]Fenix: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP, 50,000 x 6A (Player Knife - deals triple damage in duels)(protected from 1 attack)(Trapped in trial court!)

[AG - FlamingFlapjacks]Gundam Demolisher: 60,000/60,000 HP, 7,500 x 2A (has Shitty Jetpack, quadruples rate at which entity comes down from levitation! Damages the Throne when returning!) (100% levitated)

[AG - Paradoxdragonpaci]The Restorer: 60,000 HP, +5,000 x 3A (can repair items)(Reverse levitation)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - DragonofHope]Gwyn: 18,000/18,000 HP, 20,000A (80% dodge rate)(fire-based attack)(+1,000 HP/turn)

[AG - Alastair Dragovich]Living Junkyard: 20,000/20,000 HP, 5,000A (has Mind)

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 100,000/100,000 HP, 25,000A (protected from 1 attack)

[AG]Eyowebot, -----/----- HP, 30,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 1/4

[AG]The Hill: 10/10 HP, 1A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 31,000/31,000 HP, 5,000A (stuns hit enemies for 1 turn!)(50% dodge rate)(gravity harness)(1 attack redirector) (70% levitated)

[N]The Church: 250,000/250,000 (powers up Peasant Revolts!)(protected from 1 attack)
[N]Tether (use to pull one entity back to Earth)
[N]Anti-Float Landmines: Lectures one floating entity every turn!

[ANTI-THRONE]Peasant Rebellion: 1 x 150,000 HP, 1 x 150,000A (x2 damage against Thrones)(Can't dance)

[PG]About-to-erupt Volcano: 0% plugged! (covers the field with lava in 2!)

[PG]Hollow Knight: 77,499/300,000 HP, 40,000 x 2A (-30,000 HP per turn)

[PG]Soothslayer: 60,000/70,000 HP, 30,000A

[PG]Peasant Puncher: 400,000/400,000 HP, 10,000 x 5A (attacks Peasants!)

[PG]Unsealed Throne: 397,500/1,500,000 HP, Levitatex3!A (Boss)(minor distraction resistance)(-10,000 HP/turn)

[PG]Sealed Summonspitter: 4,000/300,000 HP, Summon!A (Boss)(Barbed Braces, -10,000 HP from new Summons!)

[PG]The Godmodder: 71/310 HP (King of the Hill - x2 Actions, x2 damage from entities)(Charge: 1/2)

[N]Administrative Terminal Loading Screen: -1% loaded!


Player list:

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Alastair Dragovich - CP: 1
Algot - CP: 3 (has nothing, essence of life)
Arsenical - CP: 0(1 post in debt!)
barbedwireqtip - CP: 7
Bill Nye - CP: 8
Captain.cat - CP: 0
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 0
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 7 (has Cybil's blood sample)
Crusher48 - CP: 2
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 0
Ender_Smirk - CP: 0 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
[N]Evonix - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0
General_Urist - CP: 6
GoldHero101 - CP: 6
[N+2]JoeBOBobob - CP: 1
Karpinsky - CP: 4
Krill13 - CP: 6
Kyleruler - CP: 0
MooGoestheCow - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 0
Pionoplayer - CP: 6
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 6
RedRover1760 - CP: 0
Spicy_Serious - CP: 1
That-Random-Guy - CP: 3 (has Peace Jar, open to deal a lot of damage to one enemy)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 4 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), frag grenade(deals significant damage, usable as free action))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 8
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 0
[N]The Ego - CP: 3
Trifling Epithet - CP: 0
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0

Base Player Power: 20,000

OOC: Players in the Player List are now listed alphabetically, rather than a continuously-harder-to-keep-track-of order of seniority. This is to make it easier for me to find everyone in the Player list when I update.

 

[barbedwireqtip]

I toss the Peasant Punchers into the volcano in order to plug it up.

I proceed to use my other two actions to charge, as is usual.

 

[GoldHero101]

It continues.

3 ACTION FOCUS - REAWAKEN: I continue channeling my power into the shell of the hero's weapon.

Shell of the Hero's Weapon: 15 Charges

 

[FlamingFlapjacks]

I steal the Gundam Destroyer's Floatiness and give it to the Throne, then steal the Throne's Floating Technology, and incorporate into the Demolisher's Shitty Jetpack, turning it into the Levishit Jetpack, with levitates the Demolisher, downwards passively, and doesn't disappear after his levitation ends! He jets downwards towards the battlefield.. aiming for the King, missiles and guns bristling!

 

[Karpinskaya]

+3 CP

 

[Redrover1760]

With their second action, the godmodder summons the About-To-Erupt Volcano! You need to plug up the volcano's top in order to ensure the field isn't covered with lava! You have 2 turns to do it, but if you fail, then highly damaging lava will flood the whole field and damage everything and everyone vulnerable every turn!

Click to shrink...

Focus X3: Tsunami

Suddenly, a massive amount of water is dumped on the whole Volcano, taken from a ocean in the Hexxagonical Field. If you dare claim there are no oceans in the Hexxagonical field, my perfect counter plan activates next turn, which screws up all the Godmodder's plans.

The water turns all the lava into obsidian, and since in Minecraft water source blocks doesn't get destroyed when it turns lava into obsidian, it just fills the whole Volcano, making it a new lake.

 

[General_Urist]

3CP: Distraction time!

Remember those straw dummies we used back in the prison? Well, I remember them and how to make them. And I've come up with a few improvements. So I use the restored player powers to summon up massive amounts of straw, and other supplamental materials like charcoal and twigs useful for making high-quality straw dummies. I then go ahead and make hundreds upon hundreds of straw dummies, with the intention of making them look like members of the Peasant Rebellion- I even give the dummies pieces of old piping and such to mimic the real army's weapons. I may have overdone it, bougoise reactionaries like the Throne and Peasant Punchers could probably never tell the difference anyway, but better safe then sorry!

I teleport the Strawmen Army right next to the Peasant Punchers (or, if Barbedwire managed to throw it into the volcano, teleport the Strawmen Army to whatever location the Puncher manages to escape to), such that the Peasant Puncher will be distracted and attack the Strawmen rather than the real peasants.

1 CP: I give Eternalstruggle a MOTIVATIONAL SHIELD! It's s sort of glowy greenish force-field, which has the ability to resist the impact of motivational penalties! (translation: if the Smudge tries to assassinate Eternalstruggle, this shield will hopefully make it less deadly)

OOC: Thanks for the alphabetical ordering of players! Really makes it easier to read.

 

[The Ego]

Focus: I shove the Peasant Puncher into the volcano, blocking it from erupting somewhat.

 

[Cephalos Jr.]

FOCUS: I think back to the break-in on the Bank of Actions. I remember how the duelbots worked. I can't quite recreate them, but I could totally make an entity that does something similar. With that, I leave the field. In a secret Red Army facility far away from here, I boot up the computers and start designing a new unit. The Red Army Swordsman is humanoid, specifically designed for dueling. Well-placed thrusters let it maneuver around. An odd type of armor lets it survive multiple hits from even heavy weapons until a decisive strike is made. A pollaxe in its hands is used both to defend and attack. With that, I activate the unit creating system. It builds one Swordsman, then breaks. But I take the one Swordsman and return to the field with it. As long as they are not in a duel, Swordsmen charge at opposing non-boss (and possibly boss, depending on which) entities and lock them into duels. Duels function like those with Duelbots: Neither entity can do anything but focus on the duel, lest it be overwhelmed and killed. There is a duel meter of 14 spaces, starting at even. If the duel meter ever gets fully to one side, the loser takes massive damage and is probably killed at the end of the turn.
7 CP

Entity orders: The Swordsman will charge the Peasant Puncher, or, failing that, the Soothslayer, and Duel it to death.