Defeat The Godmodder

Stikes · Sep 22, 2017

ZxZx24 said:
OOC: I would like to join on the players side! I have also heard the term Hex thrown about quite a bit, and am curious about how movement works for this system. I would also like the mountain to be the distance that I can travel in one turn away. If we can teleport through hexes, then as far as I can teleport in one turn.

Welcome!

The battlefield is the HEXAGONAFIELD!, a infinite plane/plain of hexagons. A 'hex' is merely referring to a hexagon, and absolutely nothing else. If you want to teleport somewhere, you could probably say "I miraculously teleport to [that thing]!", and it would be so.

pikapikaCHU123 · Sep 22, 2017

Emerging from seemingly nowhere, a man wearing a dark robe holding a rod with a orb of fire on top appears.

"Jacob, Oh Jacob!!!" he would say "Ja- Wait, where am I. Did I teleport to the wrong place again. Whatever"

OOC: I would like to join the players side, please, and also, Have a Happy Week end

Eevee shadow bacon · Sep 22, 2017

pikapikaCHU123 said:
Emerging from seemingly nowhere, a man wearing a dark robe holding a rod with a orb of fire on top appears.

"Jacob, Oh Jacob!!!" he would say "Ja- Wait, where am I. Did I teleport to the wrong place again. Whatever"

OOC: I would like to join the players side, please, and also, Have a Happy Week end

Mind helping the Seraph or C'THUN?

pikapikaCHU123 · Sep 22, 2017

"hmm..., a battle" he would say before teleporting to the scene of the battle.

"interesting to say the least, wait, a god, battling other gods, interesting, I guess I should help the side with two gods on it"

Using his fire staff, the strange wizard boosts Seraphs and C'THUNs power by 15%

Stikes · Sep 22, 2017

pikapikaCHU123 said:
"hmm..., a battle" he would say before teleporting to the scene of the battle.

"interesting to say the least, wait, a god, battling other gods, interesting, I guess I should help the side with two gods on it"

Using his fire staff, the strange wizard boosts Seraphs and C'THUNs power by 15%

Out of the corner of your eye, you see a sign that says:

DONATE
TO THE NEUTRALS
(OR, AT LEAST THAT PLUFF0 GUY)

Hex123 · Sep 22, 2017

I make a cyber dragon to do my biding

pikapikaCHU123 · Sep 22, 2017

Pluff0 said:
Out of the corner of your eye, you see a sign that says:

DONATE
TO THE NEUTRALS
(OR, AT LEAST THAT PLUFF0 GUY)

"huh, maybe I should donate to that pluff0 guy" the strange wizard would than use his free hand to cast a spell giving pluff0 a attack shield

Captain.Cat · Sep 22, 2017

The PG hacker still a little freaked out by Lady Bieber from earlier is getting ready to unleash their full power upon the pathetic worm that was the AG hacker and show once and for all who was greatest hacker of them all w- "Honey!" The same two voice's called out close by in a sickeningly sweet tone and it sounded very close. The PG hacker looked around with fear in their eyes but did not see Lady Bieber anywhere. "Where the fuck did that come from?!" PG hacker said with fear in their voice but reluctantly return their gaze back to their laptop.

In their laptop screen Lady Bieber is staring back at the PG hacker with an utterly insane lustful look. "AAAAAAAAAHHHH-" The PG hacker's scream is cut short as Lady Bieber hand shoots out from the laptop screen and wraps their fingers around PG Hacker's throat! "Come to me my Love! Let us be together for eternity." Lady Bieber is now dragging PG hacker towards the laptop screen "Give Mom-ma a kiss" The Justin Bieber Head say's in a sweet voice and pucker's up their lips for a kiss. The PG hacker struggles but they cannot get free of Lady Bieber death grip on their own!

PG hacker's head is now in the laptop screen and is inches away from the kissing lips of Lady Bieber! If someone does not help PG Hacker out soon he will be dragged into the laptop with Lady Bieber and they will be trapped with Lady Bieber forever!

-Meanwhile-

Looking at the Puppy I say once again "Good boy! Want to go again?" The Puppy lets out a deep WOOF that shacks the ground. "I thought so!" I look at the now somewhat mauled Entropy Ball. 'Yeah I'm going need to patch it up, I wish for the Entropy Ball to be fix up!' Suddenly the Entropy ball looks a little less worse for wear. 'Well that may do, any good targets? Hmmm.... Nope! Hmmm, Fuck it I'll make my own! I wish for Ehhh someone we will feel no petty for to appear!' Suddenly the decepticon Starscream appears, He looks around in confusion.

I make it look like I'm about to toss the Entropy Ball to get the Puppy excited before I stop and then I quickly throw the Entropy Ball at Starscream! "Fetch Boy!" I yell out!

hungry visitor · Sep 23, 2017

pikapikaCHU123 said:
the strange wizard would than use his free hand to cast a spell giving pluff0 a attack shield

Seems you don't care about a whole alien species that too needs support.

CoreBrute · Sep 24, 2017

Deo turns and notices the hacker has run away from the computer, leaving it unwatched.

ACTION 1: "Excellent. Now's my chance. Come on out Handy!" Deo summons the almost sentient computer virus. "I need you to get in that computer and find something for me. Leave a surprise too if you like. " The hand nods it's fingers and moves into the digital representation of the computer. [Will take 2 turns to find what it's looking for.]

ACTION 2: "Now, Sysadmin. Don't think I forgot about you." Deo whirrs his lightcycle, before zipping behind the being, creating five walls one after the other right behind the Sysadmin.

"Now eat wall!" Deo rides straight at the Sysadmin, before grabbing it by the throat, and slamming it headfirst into all 5 walls, inflicting massive damage.

ACTION 3: Now that the Sysadmin is hurt (and maybe has a concussion), Deo increases his speed, heading for the edge of the map. "I think it' time you took a vacation Sysie." Deo mocked. A portal appeared in front of him which he drove towards.

"How about a one way trip to 4 Chan unmoderated threads!" Deo turned swiftly, tossing the Sysadmin into the portal, ignoring it's scream as it lands in the filth of the internet. "If that admin is lucky, it won't come back."

Moniker · Sep 25, 2017

Thank you all for waiting! I'm back, and ready to get updating!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I order Examon to shoot the godmodder then I keep opening the portal

Examon will - try to - attack the godmodder! +20% portal!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I continue summoning the portal

+20% portal!

Pluff0 said:
"I dunno. You get shot, I shoot the guy that shot you?"

He then shoots Eternalstruggle once with the LMG, and it's firing Mmmaagic bullets, healing him 1 HP! He cups his hands to his mouth, then shouts, "I expect some kind of repayment for that!"

He then drops down 3 ADS devices, which intercept 2 incoming attacks each.

+1 HP to Eternalstruggle!

You drop your 3 ADS devices! But what attacks are they intercepting? There's so much action that they need specific instructions!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I continue opening the portal

You open the portal all the way!

But what's this? Didn't you see it was a NEUTRAL portal? The space engineers have no predetermined allegiance! Every turn, they'll be summoned on random sides!

That-Random-Guy said:
After resolving to do it properly the next time I summon a Shoggoth, I stroll over to the AG hacker and give him a short tutorial in the wonders of Ctrl+Alt+Delete, plus the wonders of the task manager. This puts him back on par with the with the PG hacker thanks to the removal of some rather stupid 'features' of his computer's OS.

With the powers of Ctr-Alt-Delete, Task manager, AND a computer upgrade, your hacker gets +2 power! He'll need more than that to start outpacing the godmodder's hacker, though. He has a godmodding-powered computer!

Pluff0 said:
"Neet."

His third action is summoning a factory that produces a single Strider each turn.

Wot? Are you saying that killing him may cause him to attack us?

The godmodder, desperate for some entity help, buys the land the factory is summoned on and takes ownership of the factory! He dons his foreman hat and makes everything in the factory work SUPER FAST! Many striders will come every turn!

Vandalgyon said:
1. action:
I tinker with my e-guitar to add a synthesyzer function and wifi-capabilities (currently turned off).

2. action:
I sing a song to mess with the mind of the PG hacker. The information about Ctrl+Alt+Delete he just got from the Godmodder is replaced by information about the webcomic of the same name.

The PG hacker should lose the boost he got for good and waste his turn archive-binging that webcomic.

3. action:
My sound powers boost Ralyx ' cry, so it may reach much further, from the deepest trenches to the highest heavens!

The PG hacker freaks out! He keeps notepad backups of all hacking knowledge he has, so he loses only 1 power! However, he also wastes his turn this turn!

CaptainNZZZ said:
The newest structure of mine continues to form slowly, partly complete and obviously some sort of crystal.

I summon 10 dwarven engineers. While basic stats are unimpressive, only 5 HP and 5 A their skill comes in repair and building, even magically having their own materials to perform these actions without needing to be resupplied occasionally.

The godmodder bribes the dwarven engineers with godmodding-powered pickaxes and gold! They head on over to his side!

That-Random-Guy said:
For my second action I create a BEAM'O'WAR re-director, and super-distructo-overcharge it to make the Godmodders beam of war partly turn around and hit him in the crotch. The process also switches the beams allegiance to AG, so the godmodder can't absorb it for power. I do this standing in a place where the Godmodder can't see me.

The godmodder, thankfully, has all his protective power centered around the crotch area. However, he dodges anyways, and loses concentration for a moment! The Beam O' War will progress in your favor this turn!

That-Random-Guy said:
I feed the entropy ball will more entropy, then toss it at the Godmodder again. (If either of those are decreased in power from doing 2 things in 1 action, then I prioritize throwing the entropy ball)

Edit: removed preemptive actions because the next update is on Monday.

The entropy ball is aimed for the godmodder! ...Again! +3000 HP to the Entropy Ball!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I spend one action on the summin
I spend one action on the weapon
I spend one action helping C'THUN!

+1 action to each! You give a small power boost to Unholy Divine Obliteration!

EternalStruggle said:
The man rolls his eyes, letting the bullets hit when he realizes they're for healing. "I would if that, you know, helped. But one HP ain't a lot. Still, I'll keep in mind that you tried your best, even if it didn't really work."

FOCUS - IMPROVED HEALING AURA

He leaps into the center of the still damaged Imperial squad and casts another green aura, this time centered on him and even more potent. The green aura is less pleasant and more burning as the unit is fully healed, wounds from the Army Men dispersing through magic and now nanomachines temporarily entering the wounds of the unit, as before both mechanical and biological. Also as before, after the healing was done the Imperial forces were fully restored, as if they had never been damaged by hostile entities.

Once that was done, the aura contracted, trails of magic and clouds of medical nanobots entering the man at the center of it all, majorly healing him. It wasn't enough to fully deal with all the wounds he'd suffered, after all he'd taken a Starcalibur to the face, but it was more than enough to restore him. Even if the entire Army Men group were to open fire on him, he would now survive comfortably thanks to this significant rejuvenation.

With the power of focus and creativity, you manage to restore 12500 HP to yourself!

hungry visitor said:
OOC: How big is the HEXAGONALFIELD (I want to know if HV has to worry about territory and the war while expanding a quickly growing unlimited sized city)

The HEXAGONAFIELD seems to stretch infinitely in all directions, both sideways and upwards. Nobody's tried digging downwards, but you're sure that would go down forever, too.

ZxZx24 said:
A swirling golden vortex manifests onto the battle field, disgorging a man who is neither tall, nor short, nor fat, nor thin. He is however, most certainly and undoubtedly covered in gleaming steel armor, so bright and reflective, the sun glancing off of practically hurts the eye.

He looks around. Takes a deep breath, and takes On Players and Creativity out the player inventory.

He holds aloft the mighty crayon tome, and smiles at the thought of some child or desperate scholar putting the words to paper. Realizing that such a precious treasure should not be left unguarded, he returns it to the player inventory.

He glances up at the horizon, and his gaze meets a familiar and splendorous sight. A steel mountain, covered in smokestacks and chimneys, left dormant by its previous inhabitants.

From his back emerges two glorious golden wings, and at the speed of thought, he fly's towards The Mountain.

OOC: I would like to join on the players side! I have also heard the term Hex thrown about quite a bit, and am curious about how movement works for this system. I would also like the mountain to be the distance that I can travel in one turn away. If we can teleport through hexes, then as far as I can teleport in one turn.

Edit: also this quest looks like a blast!

Welcome! For movement, don't worry, there isn't any XCOM/Fire-Emblem style movement system. The field is an infinite stone plane/plain, and blue light filters down from the hexagon ceiling above. Despite the field's seemingly-infinite size, if you have a specific place you want to go, you'll get there almost immediately just by willing yourself to travel there. However, you'll have a hard time finding anything if you don't know what you're searching for. Random wandering to find sidequests is an option, but that could put you anywhere!

pikapikaCHU123 said:
Emerging from seemingly nowhere, a man wearing a dark robe holding a rod with a orb of fire on top appears.

"Jacob, Oh Jacob!!!" he would say "Ja- Wait, where am I. Did I teleport to the wrong place again. Whatever"

OOC: I would like to join the players side, please, and also, Have a Happy Week end

Welcome!

pikapikaCHU123 said:
"hmm..., a battle" he would say before teleporting to the scene of the battle.

"interesting to say the least, wait, a god, battling other gods, interesting, I guess I should help the side with two gods on it"

Using his fire staff, the strange wizard boosts Seraphs and C'THUNs power by 15%

Seraph and C'Thun's power has been boosted! They still can't quite match the godmodder and push him back this coming turn, though!

Hex123 said:
I make a cyber dragon to do my biding

A cyber dragon appears, and immediately begins using BIDE! From Pokemon! It will charge up and then unleash all the damage its stored at something!

Captain.Cat said:
The PG hacker still a little freaked out by Lady Bieber from earlier is getting ready to unleash their full power upon the pathetic worm that was the AG hacker and show once and for all who was greatest hacker of them all w- "Honey!" The same two voice's called out close by in a sickeningly sweet tone and it sounded very close. The PG hacker looked around with fear in their eyes but did not see Lady Bieber anywhere. "Where the fuck did that come from?!" PG hacker said with fear in their voice but reluctantly return their gaze back to their laptop.

In their laptop screen Lady Bieber is staring back at the PG hacker with an utterly insane lustful look. "AAAAAAAAAHHHH-" The PG hacker's scream is cut short as Lady Bieber hand shoots out from the laptop screen and wraps their fingers around PG Hacker's throat! "Come to me my Love! Let us be together for eternity." Lady Bieber is now dragging PG hacker towards the laptop screen "Give Mom-ma a kiss" The Justin Bieber Head say's in a sweet voice and pucker's up their lips for a kiss. The PG hacker struggles but they cannot get free of Lady Bieber death grip on their own!

PG hacker's head is now in the laptop screen and is inches away from the kissing lips of Lady Bieber! If someone does not help PG Hacker out soon he will be dragged into the laptop with Lady Bieber and they will be trapped with Lady Bieber forever!

-Meanwhile-

Looking at the Puppy I say once again "Good boy! Want to go again?" The Puppy lets out a deep WOOF that shacks the ground. "I thought so!" I look at the now somewhat mauled Entropy Ball. 'Yeah I'm going need to patch it up, I wish for the Entropy Ball to be fix up!' Suddenly the Entropy ball looks a little less worse for wear. 'Well that may do, any good targets? Hmmm.... Nope! Hmmm, Fuck it I'll make my own! I wish for Ehhh someone we will feel no petty for to appear!' Suddenly the decepticon Starscream appears, He looks around in confusion.

I make it look like I'm about to toss the Entropy Ball to get the Puppy excited before I stop and then I quickly throw the Entropy Ball at Starscream! "Fetch Boy!" I yell out!

The PG hacker begs and cries for help!

The entropy ball has already been targeted at the godmodder! Entropy ball fully healed!

CoreBrute said:
Deo turns and notices the hacker has run away from the computer, leaving it unwatched.

ACTION 1: "Excellent. Now's my chance. Come on out Handy!" Deo summons the almost sentient computer virus. "I need you to get in that computer and find something for me. Leave a surprise too if you like. " The hand nods it's fingers and moves into the digital representation of the computer. [Will take 2 turns to find what it's looking for.]

ACTION 2: "Now, Sysadmin. Don't think I forgot about you." Deo whirrs his lightcycle, before zipping behind the being, creating five walls one after the other right behind the Sysadmin.

"Now eat wall!" Deo rides straight at the Sysadmin, before grabbing it by the throat, and slamming it headfirst into all 5 walls, inflicting massive damage.

ACTION 3: Now that the Sysadmin is hurt (and maybe has a concussion), Deo increases his speed, heading for the edge of the map. "I think it' time you took a vacation Sysie." Deo mocked. A portal appeared in front of him which he drove towards.

"How about a one way trip to 4 Chan unmoderated threads!" Deo turned swiftly, tossing the Sysadmin into the portal, ignoring it's scream as it lands in the filth of the internet. "If that admin is lucky, it won't come back."

The virus starts worming its way into the godmodding computer! Make sure to check back up on it later...

The sysadmin is dragged into the nightmare of 4chan! All his power is turned against him, trapping him inside! Sysadmin defeated!

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AG:

The AG hacker lifts his finger above a certain key... waits... WAITS... NOW! He slams his hand down on the Enter key, making a "tap" so loud it can be heard throughout the entire battlefield! +25% hacking! Captain.cat and his hacker have won the hacker battle! The PG hacker is dragged screaming into hell with the sysadmin, with an affectionate Lady Beiber as his guide!

The army men return to captain.cat's control! They can finally take their accursed helmets off, now that the sysadmin is not neuralinking them! The men decide to celebrate with a round of drinks, taking this turn off! But now, they'll fight on the AG side! Really! Properly! Also, they upgrade the barracks to produce new unit types and other stuff!

C'thun and the Seraph use their increased power to BLAST BACK the godmodder! Unholy Divine Obliteration just needs a little more power to push it over the edge!

Cloak and the tankchimeraguardsquad both cut the wires to the Strider Factory, dealing 5000 damage!

Examon tries to blast the godmodder, but the godmodder uses his MIRROR SHIELD to deflect it back at Examon like its a tennis ball! 5000 damage to Examon!

PG:

The factory produces its first round of Striders! The dwarven engineers decide to team up with the factory, merging themselves on the entity list, and building a wall to protect themselves and the factory!

The godmodder, screaming, is afflicted with full entropy! He manages to complete his summoning, but the entity comes out... wrong. It's a glitchy, constantly shifting mess of blocks and pixels, even though your world isn't pixellated! It gives the most horrific shriek you've ever heard! You somehow doubt that this thing's modus operandi is going to be anything but random nonsense!

The godmodder tries to expel the randomness! He fails! Everything on the battlefields suddenly has their innards randomly shuffled! 3000 damage to everything, except the entities with a large number of weak units, which have a few of their number taken off the top! If the godmodder's randomness isn't stopped, this is liable to end in a complete field wipe!

Making matters worse, the cute puppy, slobbering with delight, brings the Entropy Ball crashing into the godmodder once again! 2000 damage to the Entropy ball! +100% godmodder randomness! Now, even the godmodder's action counters will be random nonsense!

N:

CaptainNZZZ's entities do their thing, though it looks like the godmodder's randomness has made them suffer a significant setback! At least, the attack shields kept the techmarines and Thunderhawks safe!

The alignment of the engineers the portal spits out are randomly decided! This turn, they're on the PG side! Unlucky!

2U:

The glitchmonster hugs the tankchimeraguardsquad, deleting them from reality instantaneously!

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Kill Eternalstruggle to force him to join the AG side!
-Help C'thun and the Seraph power up their Unholy Divine Obliteration, and damage the godmodder!
-Find some way to resolve the godmodder's randomness! Or, alternatively, keep randomizing him!

Minor tasks:

Keep the Cute Puppy entertained before it destroys everything, and find some way to deal with it permanently! Right now, it needs the Entropy ball bounced at someone!
Take out the strider factory, it's producing striders!
Seal up the engineer portal... maybe? It's benefits to you are questionable at best.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]C'Thun: 70000/100000 HP(takes x10 damage), 4000A (deathly touch)(paranoic stare)(UNHOLY DIVINE OBLITERATION: III - needs help!)
Seraph: 2000/5000 HP, 2500A(UNHOLY DIVINE OBLITERATION: III - needs help!)
C'thun's worshippers: 870/2000 HP, restores 10000 HP to C'thun per turn
Wall: 1000/4000(protecting C'thun's worshippers!)

[AG - Hex123]Entropy Ball: 1000/5000 HP, (randomize)A(being played with by puppy!)
Cyber dragon: 7000/10000 HP(Biding! Will unleash stored damage in 2!)

[AG]Cloak

[AG - MooGoesCow]Examon: 22000/30000 HP, 6000A, Special: Dragconic Impact(Unleashing in 3!)(Space attack!)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(1910 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 20, 35x20A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 11, 105x11A
Commandos: 100/100 HP x 1, 50x1A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 6
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 3, researching improved machine gunners(complete in 2!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 3 HP(producing 1200 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3000/3000x2 HP
Possesses 3200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[N - MooGoesCow]Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!
[PG]Space engineers: 30/30 x 3 HP(builds stuff!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 16315/20000 HP(containing entities!)(zombie immunity)(+1000 HP per turn)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (inside tower)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 2000/5000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 2 HP, 500 x 2A

[N]Eternalstruggle: 9502/30000 HP

[PG]Strider Factory: 2000/10000 HP(producing 3 striders every turn!)
Striders: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 500 x 2A
Dwarven engineers: 10/10 x 7HP (builds stuff!)
Wall: 1000/4000 HP(protecting strider factory and dwarven engineers!)

[PG]Cute Puppy: Playfulness level: Playful(playing with Entropy Ball!)

[PG]Godmodder: 283/300 HP (Starcalibur - x2 actions)(200% random! Everything will fail!)

[2U]2Äÿi◘'

Player info:

Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)(In cyberspace!)
Corebrute(In cyberspace!)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(2/14 New Summon)(2/50 weapon charge)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
[N]hungry visitor(managing an ever-expanding city of nonhuman peoples!)
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24
pikapikaCHU123

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity

MooGoesCow21 · Sep 25, 2017

I murder the PG Space Engineers

Hex123 · Sep 25, 2017

I join in the BEAM'O'WAR, after I undigitized, I will use my secrete weapon unholiness amplifier

MooGoesCow21 · Sep 25, 2017

After i Murder the PG Engineers i try to turn the alignment of the portal to AG

CoreBrute · Sep 25, 2017

Action 1: As the Pro-Godmodder hacker was defeated, Handy comes back to Deo holding something in it's...hand for lack of a better term. [2/2]

"Yes, perfect just what I hoped for." He unfolded the envelope. After all, in cyberspace an email would have a physical representation. Handy looked at him curiously (strange to do without eyes but it managed), so Deo explained.

"Whenever the Godmodder tries to lure someone too it's side, it usually tries to entice them, rather than just create them loyal like we do. Either with a Diet Coke addiction, or money by purchasing property, or in extreme cases mind control but that required a helmet. Even Chuck Norris swapped sides when it was clear the Godmodder wasn't as awesome as he thought, by attacking his mum. Which means there must be some reason the hacker was working for the Godmodder-and I've got it." He showed it to Handy. It was a contract and invoice.

"Godmodder was paying him for services. A lot, given being dragged into hell by a bacon covered chimera pop-star is explicitly listed as a potential work place hazard in the terms and conditions. But with this, we've got something very valuable." He points at the back of the envelope, which lists the return address and smiles evilly.

"We've got the Godmodder's email address and IP." He gets on his light cycle. "Let's go for a ride Handy." The tiny virus jumps on the back of the light cycle and prepares to zip off.

To be continued...

CaptainNZZZ · Sep 25, 2017

OOC: Hey Moniker did you miss this?

MooGoesCow21 · Sep 25, 2017

I continue to turn the alighnemt of the portal to AG

ZxZx24 · Sep 25, 2017

"Hmm, CoreBrute is getting up to some rather interesting Shenanigans this turn. I think it would be best for me to run interference."

What the hell, might as well try this Focus thing I have been hearing as well.

Take a deep breath, and. FOCUS.

With lightning quickness and Celestine grace the winged figure appears before the Godmodder.

"GOD-MODDER!!!" thunders the gleaming knight shaking the very heavens.

"OHMYGODIMSUCHAHUGEFNACANIHAVEYOURAUTOGRAPHPLEASE!!!"

Shocking all present the player waves a whitwhickers third special++ addition autograph book in front of the Godmodders face. Begging and pleading with him to sign it with his special edition Godzilla sized fountain pen.

(Ill focus, and use it to distract the god modder from CoreBrutes actions.)

hungry visitor · Sep 25, 2017

OOC: *rubs hands*
I am alone. Everyone is dead. Tears stream down my body.
"Hey major!"

(only 2 Turns till spell will teleport items)

HV wakes up. He had a dream about the death of his race. This made him realize that he could not simply wait an eternity to rescue as much as possible. He had to save everyone.

While he slept, vast fields had appeared and save sturdy walls protected his race. The people lived their lives and were satisfied, prospered and HV thought about supporting the anti-godmodder fraction.

That-Random-Guy said:
Edit: removed preemptive actions because the next update is on Monday.

The race hungers and the children cry. Fear never leaves the hearts (or the shadow/light combinations inside of 5 dimensional crystal-brains) of the inhabitants.

But hunger isn't the worst thing. Since food can be imported and rations are keeping the inhabitants alive.

The worst thing is the approaching downfall. A terrible way to die.

Several annoying voices kept the major from thinking his dark thoughts:

"Major! We need your power! Keep yourself together! For us! I am hungry!"

"Shut up (whatwashernameagain?) Wisoroth. I have everything under control. Just... let me think. Alone."

Wisoroth bit off her left cinnamon-flavored gingerbread-head and left. Two cinnamon-flavored heads with slightly different taste and consistency grew from the stump.

They enjoy themselves and I have to protect them? Why am I the only one to do work in this city? Flux.

Sighing I made plans for the next expansion of the city. They were good plans. But why am I even bothering?

-Protection: We still need it.
-Luxury: The plan won't succeed if we can't save the junkies.
-Evacuation: Instant evacuation. No risk of losing any people.
-Space: just wish for a room inside the city, that is as big as a universe on the inside, as a temporary solution.

This time HV decided, that his plans were without alternative and didn't ask the race for their opinion.

1. Action
HV wishes for an energy field with highly creative and live-supporting characteristics, which will be used to achieve an eternal live of bliss.
2. Action
HV wishes for a room inside the city, that is as big as a universe on the inside, but only a normal skyscraper on the outside.

3. Acton
HV wishes the rest of his species to be teleported inside said room.

HV's emotions cooled down after reading a small poem generated by the wish-field and he proceeded with enforcing the law.

CoreBrute · Sep 25, 2017

Action 2:

Deo drives through cyberspace until finally reaching the Godmodder's IP address. He stops as the intense security and firewalls such a godlike being would have are visualised by a monstrously massive Maximum-security prison.

Inside, he could see several dozen guards all patrolling in different patterns. He notices the towers have guards armed with what look like Elephant guns loaded with Almighty element bullets, all wearing high tech sensor goggles that can view in practically every spectrum. There's no way you could go over the walls without being shot down instantly, even if you were invisible. He glances at the barbed wired and sees the shimmer in them, signifying they emit not electricity but anti-magic magic. Once you get through, all forms of magic stops working, and he's certain that psychics likely can't stand the place thanks to that sub-psionic hum from the field disrupting concentration. The walls are clearly made of Impossibility Proof Matter-no breaking them or phasing through them. He's sure the underground is composed of similar material so he can't go under.

There's only one way in. And with that, Deo heads straight to the front door.

"Halt!" The guards aim their weapons at Deo as he walks towards them. Deo casually stops, hands in his pockets. "I don't know how you got here, but you have 3.14 seconds to get away before we open fire-"

"How do you think I got here?" Deo says casually, flipping open the envelope. "Godmodder hired me as tech support. I'm here to do a check of your defenses." The guards pause and take the contract from him, perusing him.

Deo smirked inwardly. The only name on the contract is PG-Godmodder, which is clearly a username. Additionally, there's no pictures in the email to verify (and it's not like Deo or the Hacker ever got a physical description, so they could be identical twins).

The guards look uncertain, so Deo crosses his arms, feigning frustration.

"Look I have a job to do guys. If I wasn't supposed to be here, do you think the Godmodder would let me get this far, or give me their email address and IP?" The guards pause taking this in. They look up expectantly, but Deo is confident. Godmodder's suffering so much randomness and distractions right now, the chances of them interfering right now is minute.

"Now do you want me to go and tell the Godmodder her system needs a hard reboot?" The guards buckle under the threat.

"Uh, please, come in." The gates open up and Deo walks straight into the Godmodder's system.

"I've got a few places I need to be. Can someone give me the directory?"

OOC: I know what files I want to look at for my last action, but is there anything you guys think I should look for while I'm here? Also Moniker if this is too much, I'm happy to edit my post to right before the guards decide if they want to let me in, so you can react.

CaptainNZZZ · Sep 25, 2017

Looking across the HEXAGONAFIELD I have an amazing idea. I move and pick up the Entropy Ball and toss it towards the glitchmonster, the Cute Puppy no doubt running after the tossed Entropy Ball to fetch it back.

I shield my next full action from adverse effects as per usual.

EternalStruggle · Sep 25, 2017

The man, now suitably healed, walks over to the Strider Factory. He pauses. He does really like himself snowballing and manufacturing Entities.

But at the same time this one is kinda generic right now, and also the easiest to deal with living PG Entity, so it has to go.

FOCUS - FACTORY PURGE

The first order of business is naturally tearing down the wall between him and the insides of the complex. This could be achieved by, well, many ways but in this case rockets. Snapping his fingers, the man created a circle of rockets around the wall which began accelerating immediately. Engines flared as they screamed into the wall, blowing it to pieces via the simple art of conventional high explosives in massive quantities.

As the Striders turned to engage him, he dashed forwards through the air and smashed into one of the walkers, blunt field around him sending the spindly machine flying into the factory, smashing through and doing damage. Still floating, he raised a finger and fired a small energy ball at the machine to finish it off. The ball detonated in a blinding flash, creating a sphere of pure obliteration, partly heat and partly something more esoteric. Where the factory stood seconds before was now nothing more than a large crater in the ground, sides perfectly smooth.

He turned to the Dwarven Engineers, who were naturally cowering away, pointed at them and then... did nothing. "Yeah, I got no quarrel with you technically, you can live. Not sure if my current allies will ignore you though. Probably not, now that I think about it."

Meanwhile, the second Strider had acquired a target lock and brought its cannon around. It fired, but an invisible barrier of force harshly deflected the projectiles into the ground, not even managing to ruffle the man's attire. Without looking back, he pointed his other hand at the machine, and a tether of electricity formed, energy draining from the Strider and going into the man. This rapidly caused the Strider to shut down as all its energy was converted into lightning and pumped into its foe, leaving it effectively dead while also rejuvenating the man, although not necessarily healing him.

He grinned and turned his head back to the rest of the field, adopting a leaning back posture despite floating high up in the sky.

hungry visitor · Sep 25, 2017

OOC: This was something I wanted to write for the secretary of HV

The taste of cinnamon spread through Wasorith's left mouth. Her boss was hopeless. He couldn't even remember her name.

Wasorith hated cinnamon.

Even though the boss was a dumb flux, he also rescued her. The pressure to become HV's slave for rescuing her race was immense, but she did hate him. HV wasn't a very social guy. Always sitting in his room, brooding over his plans for the city and never coming out. Wasorith bit off her robot-head.

Wasorith loved the taste of aluminum and silica.

That was why only one head regrew, where the old had been. After eating her husband's head (which regrew) she calmed down and turned to make her way back.

Maybe it was the taste of brain, but she was going to give their leader a chance.

Stikes · Sep 25, 2017

Moniker said:
You drop your 3 ADS devices! But what attacks are they intercepting? There's so much action that they need specific instructions!

They block ranged attacks.

Moniker said:
The godmodder, desperate for some entity help, buys the land the factory is summoned on and takes ownership of the factory! He dons his foreman hat and makes everything in the factory work SUPER FAST! Many striders will come every turn!

"Wanker!"
He turns to CaptainNZZZ and says, "This needs to be retaliated against!"

Moniker said:
The godmodder, screaming, is afflicted with full entropy! He manages to complete his summoning, but the entity comes out... wrong. It's a glitchy, constantly shifting mess of blocks and pixels, even though your world isn't pixellated! It gives the most horrific shriek you've ever heard! You somehow doubt that this thing's modus operandi is going to be anything but random nonsense!
The godmodder tries to expel the randomness! He fails! Everything on the battlefields suddenly has their innards randomly shuffled! 3000 damage to everything, except the entities with a large number of weak units, which have a few of their number taken off the top! If the godmodder's randomness isn't stopped, this is liable to end in a complete field wipe!
Making matters worse, the cute puppy, slobbering with delight, brings the Entropy Ball crashing into the godmodder once again! 2000 damage to the Entropy ball! +100% godmodder randomness! Now, even the godmodder's action counters will be random nonsense!

"Oh, that can't be good."

Moniker said:
The glitchmonster hugs the tankchimeraguardsquad, deleting them from reality instantaneously!

"REALLY NOT GOOD!"
In a panic, Pluff0 slaps a Large Amount of ORDERLINESS into the glitchmonster, probably injuring it a great deal.

Captain.Cat · Sep 25, 2017

"Alright! I got my men back!" I cheer at the defeat of the PG hacker and the return of the army men. "Alright now time for orders!" I turn to the HQ building "Right start Expanding into Rear Support Elements we're going to need to expand what we have at our disposal!" "Acknowledged, Will have Rear Support Elements shortly." I turn towards the Engineers. "Engineers! build another Refinery so can keep getting more plastic!" "Wilco!" The Engineers start building another Refinery. I then look over at the 2 barracks and call out. "Alright I need you to build 1 Squad leader and 15 Riflemen!" "Copy" The 2 Barracks start making the squad leaders and riflemen.

I then turn towards the rest of my soldiers "Alright new orders I need you guys to destroy the Strider Factory and to kill the Dwarven engineers, If we let them stick around they are going to cause us a lot of trouble down the line!" "Will do sir! We won't let them disrupt the war effort!" The Green Army men are now attacking the Strider Factory!

'We need to do something about that glitchmonster be for it takes everyone out, Hmmm emmmm hmmm. Got it, I wish for a Glitch remover array that will get remove the glitch from our reality!' Suddenly a Glitch Remover array appears next to me but it needs power!.

"Bugger, Okay guys I wished for a Glitch Remover Array but it needs power! can any of you guys help out?" I shout out to the other's.

Riflemen Lvl3: 60 hitpoints, Armed with MK14 does 35 damage on a hit, Costs: 150 Plastic to build one Riflemen
MG Gunner Lvl2: 20 hitpoints, Armed with M60 machine gun does 105 damage on a hit, Costs: 250 Plastic to build one Gunner
Sniper Lvl1: 15 hitpoints, Armed with a TAC-50 Sniper Rifle does 60 damage on a hit, Special: Can only have 3 Snipers at anyone time, If order 1 sniper can attack 1 low level enemy or an enemy that is on 25% of there health and automatically kill them, but they they can not do so again for 3 turns. Costs: 400 Plastic to build one Sniper
Squad Leader Lvl1: 25 hitpoints, Armed with a MP5 Machine gun does 25 damage on a hit Special: Will automatically attach themselves to 10 random Army men and will boost their attack power by 25%. Costs: 350 to build one Squad leader.

Engineer Lvl1: 10 hitpoints, Armed with fists 1d4 damage on a hit. Special: can construct Buildings and gather Plastic. Costs: 100 Plastic to build one Engineer
Scientists: 10 hitpoints, Armed with fists 1d4 damage on a hit. Special: Cannot be leveled up, Can research upgrades and new unit types and can try to find a weakness to the Godmodder. Costs: 300 Plastic to build one Scientist.
Medic Lvl1: (Locked until Rear Support Elements is done) 10 Hitpoints, Cannot attack. Special: Can quickly heal allies back to full health. Costs: 250 plastic to build one Medic.

Costs: 400 Plastic to build an HQ: Can build More Engineers, Scientists, Medics(locked) and Radiomen(locked).
Costs: 300 Plastic to build an Refinery: Refines Raw Plastic.
Costs: 300 Plastic to build a Barracks: Can Build More Riflemen, Gunners, Snipers(unlocked) Squad Leaders(unlocked), mortarman(locked) and Commandos(locked)

Army men Traits:
Genocidal: Will attack any other Color Army men that is not Green and will not rest until they are wipe from the face of the world.
reusable resources: When a Army man dies they can be recycle for his/her plastic to make new army men or buildings.
Biological immunity: Due to being Plastic they cannot be effected with any Biological Based Toxin, poison, pathogen or hallucinogens.
I'm melting!: Very weak to fire.

Total Plastic used this turn: 2900 plastic

Defeat The Godmodder

Sun, Moon, and Stars

Your Choices Don't Matter

Sun, Moon, and Stars

(God/Greater)

The Moo That Goes Cow

The Moo That Goes Cow

Professional Asshole

The Moo That Goes Cow

(God/Greater)

Professional Asshole

(God/Greater)

Sun, Moon, and Stars