Defeat The Godmodder

Captain.Cat · Oct 3, 2019

Cur, I think we can all agree that Verraad is one. (1CP)
Cud, A form of regurgitated food, Verraad is about as appealing as such. (1CP)
Cue, Mainly just wanting to get ride of the last 3 word possibilities. (1CP)

CaptainNZZZ · Oct 3, 2019

Ah, a puzzle! Everyone is expending their actions on guesses or hints to defeat the Godmodder and avoid the 'Reality-Ending Unholy Divine Obliteration' being successfully released! A critical portion of this climatic conclusion: the Godmodder's Critical Soul Weakness!

It's a shame i currently lack usable actions.

While designing the Emerald Cascade to automatically use my actions isn't too troublesome when faced with the Sealers, it's highly counterproductive in most other circumstances. Unfortunately, I didn't deactivate the effect before now and that means no actions this turn. At least my lack of foresight has remained consistent.

Anyway, I send up the cancellation order (a painfully neon yellow flare) and lie down on the ground. All I can do for the rest of this turn is simply relax and enjoy the show.

Oh, and I support the motion to use Celestial Guidance. Woo democracy!

The_Nonexistent_Tazz · Oct 3, 2019

[Alelph+Bet+Gimel] Leah looks at the tablets. "Omniglot... Analysis?"

Omniglot bobs its whole body, and from the core of energy in its center, a beam of light radiates onto the tablet, analyzing every subatomic particle and twitch of quantum foam there is on the substance, attempting to discover and bring to light that which is not so terribly obvious about it.

Moniker · Oct 4, 2019

Ranger_Strider_ said:
SHIT FUCK DAMN!!! UHHHHHH.
CUSTODIAN??????
Yeah, as someone who would destroy reality the custodian of reality could stop him? Yeah, sure, as Custodian of reality I smite you!

The CUSTODIAN enters! Using his mop, he will surely defeat the Godmodder! He's charging right now as we speak!

...

Ooh, that's a war crime. Never mind. Goodbye, mr custodian!

Bill Nye said:
Action 1-3: I perform analysis on the tablet to get try to see how many letters are there in the word.

u-umm... gu-guys..
Are you alright?
I... don't... feel... good9eiafei98afb980afb09aebf09a4s3ebfg90a4ebg90=4aqgaifgaeu9bgfa89bfa89bf98a3wqb.......

K.I.N.D.N.E.S.S A.I. HAS SHUT DOWN!

Bill Nye grunts in pain. He starting to glitch.

........Kindness?
....oh god.....
oh nononononono....
Are we next?
Please wake up!
Kindness!?
............... It's happening...
What's happening-g?

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT POST

BILL NYE SHUT DOWN IN PROGRESS. TIME: 5 TURNS REMAINING...

Taking a brief look at the length of the tablet... you think if they wrote REALLY tiny... they could probably have a maximum of 14 letters on it.

Karpinsky said:
2x action: I start analyzing the tablet, looking deep into it, searching for any microscopic clues.

Huh. Looks like if you analyze it really thoroughly, you get instructions on how to build a rock. Don't think that's it, but let's see what else I picked up.

1x action: you know the cup song, right? that goes kind of like this:

good

so the first step here is to make Verraad be the cup

the second step is to do the cup song with Verraad as the cup

and voila

The Godmodder is not weak to cups, as he somehow survives this torture! By extension, he isn't weak to the cup song either.

You find a mostly smooth surface. However, as you ponder the surface, you think. Hmm. There's definitely no way there can be less than 3 letters on this thing. It'd have to be a t least 3!

EternalStruggle said:
"Well that's even less convenient than I thought." ES mused. "But sure."

1. "If he as a Godmodder is all about destruction, maybe it's a cultivator that's the weakness?" ES mused.
2. "By that same token, it might be curation." Amelia added thoughtfully.
3. "Or even customise."

You summon a cultivator to curate, and then customize the godmodder!

The godmodder trips, falls off Yorefortress, and plummets into the swirling death battle below. Nope.

Crusher48 said:
Use Celestial Guidance, now! It might get us a whole additional letter or something!

I've learned a lot from the fight with Chara. Back then, we were weak, but now, I have some new tricks.

Dictionary Bomb armed. 2407 potential weaknesses discovered. Preparing bombardment.

Words that start with cu | Words starting with cu

That small moment of weakness is all that is needed to put the amount of possible attacks within calculation range.

Focused Action: Culminating Strike: Precognitive Overload

Summary: Using precognition, I simulate 803 alternate timelines, trying 3 words in each timeline. I receive results from each timeline and deploy the timeline where the critical soul weakness was struck.

Vote for Celestial Guidance!

Your simulations all start and end with the Godmodder giving you a middle finger, promptly followed by you receiving a heart attack.

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
I throw a curveball at the Godmodder using one action! I yell Culture at the Godmodder! I search for a hint.

The curveball curves right around the godmodder!

You show the Godmodder a fortnite dance! That counts as culture, right? Well, it doesn't do anything...

You pick up a random rock of Yorefortress to look under it! You see some inscriptions in Omnispeech, probably designed as some kind of ward on the fort. That reminds you, this should go without saying, but the word must surely be in English, right?

JOEbobobob said:
given that it's only taking up a bit of the tablet, the weakness probably would take up more then twice as much space if fully printed. So, 5 letter or long words most likely.
Also, since it doesn't matter if it's singular or plural, it has to be Able to be singular or plural.
1) I shoot the Godmodder with a Cube which is so sharp and angular that its edges do damage. This Cubical Cube is so Cute the Godmodder can't bring himself to Cull it before giving it a chance to Cut him because of how Cupid-y the Cuteness is, and so soon the Godmodder may very well be Cured even as he becomes Cutup, by the Cube which is Curry-like in terms of taste and texture, requiring Cutlery to consume without cunvulsing, which is impossible because the Cube is also made of all the Cutlery in existence.

2) I create a cumulonimbus cloud, making the Godmodder very curious; so curious that he concludes that he should investigate. on investigating, he discovers it is the rare CURLIMUCUMULUNIBIOLOUS cloud- which curls curling pucks straight at everyone inside! Not only that, but the curling pucks also serve as currency for a rare race of rapidly curtsying ninja-currators, whos customs give them an edge in coordination in any fight! these cultish cursteying ninja-curators are entirely cutthroat in their conduct, and so it is not long at all before the Godmodder (having been struck by several of the curling puck currency, which happens to cumbersome(ly) connect itself to him) is attacked by the cutthroat cultish ninja-curators while they rapidly curtsy at him, assassinating him and sacrificing him to the cult in an effort to cutthroatly gain power while simultaneously stealing the curling currency and curating reality to remove his continuing consciousness! not only that, but the curtsies conjure currents of custard, which does the opposite of cure him of being hurt. what curs! in fact, the very metaphysical nature of every notable quality of the currators i've mentioned so far assails him, making him conceptually attacked by each of the features, even if it would otherwise only affect him indirectly!

3) I argue my previous attempts into validity on the basis that attacking a target weak to pamplets with a pamplet gun would strike the weakness, and attacking a target weak to esoteric guns with such a gun would also strike their weakness, meaning an attack can be capable of targetting multiple potential critical soul weaknesses at once without suddenly being incapable of targetting any of them; From there we can determine that if I throw a baseball which is on fire with a spin allowing it to drill through things at the speed of light, it would kill a being weak to fire, baseballs, drilling, spin-attacks possibly, or high-speed projectiles. And that if I attack the Godmodder with a Cube which radiates deadly cuteness and cuts them with cutlery which it is made of, it will kill him as long as he is weak to Cubes or Cuteness or Cuts or Cutlery, even though the Cube is also curry-like.

<Words tested so far: Cube, cubical, cute, cull(weakly), cut, cupid(weakly), cuteness, cured(weak but twice), cutup, curry, cutlery, cunvulsing, custodian(weakly), Cumulonimbus, Curious(weakly), Curling, Currency, Curtsying(weakly), curator(weakly), customs, cultish, cutthroat(weakly), cumbersome, currents, custard, (anti)cure, curs(weakly). by others: cup, Cud, Cue, cute, cucumber, currency, Cu(as in copper), Cuil theory, Custard, Culture, Cub, Cuthbert, Cubert, Cull, Orichalcum, Curse, Cut, Culmination, Curators, Cultists, Curveball, Culture, Cultivator, Curation, Customize.>

You attempt to blatantly ignore the rules I have just set out! You fail. Only the first word of each action counts.

The Cube flies off the Godmodder's shield, skittering on the ground!

The cumulonimbus cloud just sits there.

When you mention the word "cuteness" in your third action, something happens! That something is nothing.

Krill13 said:
x3 Action:
Eyowe analyzes the tablet with a macroscope. It should probably be doing the opposite, but somehow it's helping out.

As you view the whole tablet, you realize that... for sure... this thing definitely can't hold 14 letters. You're not sure what the other guy was thinking. At most 13 letters, for sure.

pionoplayer said:
Guys, the word is a noun.

I guess:
Culmination
Curators
Cultists

I also vote for the last celestial guidance, since it's listed in our inventory it's probably good for a hint even if GOMAK's down for the count.

CULMINATION! Slowly, it culminates into... nothing!

A curator attempts to determine the Godmodder's value. Infinity trillion dollars, he says.

A cultist starts worshiping the godmodder! The godmodder ignores him.

Vote for Celestial Guidance! Two is plenty!

The last of GOMAK'S power flows into you... you can feel all the hint-gathering energy in the world, helping you out right here, right now...! Yes... surely...

THE FIFTH LETTER IS C.

That-Random-Guy said:
1x: curse

1x: cull

1x: cut

You curse the Godmodder! He already has like, 3,000 of them.

You attempt to cull the godmodder's power. Its no good.

You cut the Godmodder's shield! Its so tough you just cut yourself...

The_Two_Eternities said:
3x: The man in MTF uniform takes a close look at the tablet. He peers closer and closer, gazing at it desperately... until light flashes from behind his visor and his vision shifts to seeing concepts instead of reflected light.

Seeing concepts is not quite like reading an Update, but it is close. For a concept like [The Quiet Watcher], for example, it is linked by [Is] to [Player] and by [Has] to [An antimatter bullet], to list the most important ones. [An antimatter bullet], in turn, would be linked by [Made of] to [Antimatter] and [In the shape of] to [Bullet], to give a simple example.

[The second tablet] would be linked by [Has written on it] to ["cu"]. The man in MTF uniform looks at [The second tablet], and attempts to follow the link [Would read if [It] was modified so that [It][Is complete?] would become closer to [Yes] ] from it to see what concept would result.

You follow the symbolic links... the word... you can almost... you start to say it! "Cu" - you say aloud, but then lose it! The word evades you...

But then you realize. The way you pronounced the word... yes...

The "cu" at the beginning is pronounced "q" like in "cute" or "cucumber", and not "ka" like in "cut" or "cup".

Alastair Dragovich said:
It was made by a single Player... why does that make me think? Wait. This is a shenanigan. NOTHING should stop a shenanigan.

And indeed, nothing is! The caustic, extra-reality Nothing! I link it to my own Nothing and pull it out! (X1 Action)

I then think - Verraad isn't an English word. What if this word isn't English either? I proceed to have the cu reveal what language it's from! (X1 Action)

Then I look in our inventory. Is there anything in there with a cu?

There's the DUCK power, but that's UC. Wait a second...

"Is it Orichalcum? It's unusually important." (X1 Action GUESS!)

You reveal that... well, you already realized its in English. But even so, it could just be some nonsense word, and that wouldn't make sense... no...

It has to be a real word that would show up in a dictionary.

You hurl the Orichalcum at the Godmodder! Nothing. It bounces off, and you put it back in the inventory.

GoldHero101 said:
"...Seriously? Cuthbert? Cubert? Cull?" Are you serious? CU!?? That's hilarious.

I don't even know what Cuthbert and Cubert are! Well, they're definitely not it!

DanganMachin said:
1. 2. 3. I would like to buy a vowel

Hearing your plea, the vowel salesman rolls up! He offers to sell you one vowel, if you'll just pay him $3.50. You root around in your wallet - drat, you only have 3 $1s! No quarters! Desperate, you ask to take the $0.50 on credit. The salesman agrees, and sells you your vowel!

The word definitely has an I in it!

Wait a minute... now that you aren't trying to buy something and are thinking straight, you realize! That's no salesman! It's the loch ness monster! He laughs, saying he's charging you 10%-per-second interest, then speeds off!

General_Urist said:
I ain't got the time nor mind for guessing. KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS!

Suddenly a bunch of Humboldt penguins carrying various microscopes, radars, and other scientific analytical tools start swarming all over the second tablet, to look for any signs whatsover that might exist of any characters beyond 'cu' having once existed or being on the cusp of existing. The older players didn't pump enough power into this for all the letters to fully form, but perhaps some letters just haven't developed enough to be visible to the naked eye?

The penguins report that, as you know that the fifth letter is "c", it must have at least 5 letters! Also, the tablet can't realistically hold more than 12 letters without cheating using the margins. They don't know what the Players who said 13 or 14 were thinking.

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
(x3)I Assist in the analysis focusing on number of letters

Well... only 5 letters doesn't leave a lot of options. It's got to have at least 6 letters, you imagine.

Gnich said:
While everyone's doing that, I give my own words.
"Custard"
"Culture"
"Cub"

You offer the Godmodder some custard! Custard being a part of your culture! Nothing!

A bear cub appears! The Godmodder kills its entire family, somehow just by being bearby! Nope.

Exoskeletal65 said:
Action 1:
How about Cuil? As in, Cuil Theory? Might be enough to mindflood him into oblivion.

Actions 2 and 3:
I open my third eye, allowing me to deeply analyze the tablet for more hints.

You attempt to use Cuil Theory to dissociate from the fact that Reality is about to be destroyed. Success is limited.

Using your third eye, you see... mysterious indentations... yes... yes...!

The word has 3 vowels, including the u and the i.

The quiet watcher said:
The quiet watcher reads the tablets again, noting that the way it's written suggests that the answer isn't pure copper, whose Periodic formula was Cu. Instead of throwing even more things at the Godmodder, he uses all of his action to fold away a few layers of reality over the tablet to reveal the next two letters, taking care to not damage the tablets with his actions as he did so.

You fold Reality over and over... no! Its the same every time! Well... you can at least conclude by the way its folding that the word has at most 11 letters. You're not sure what everybody else was thinking.

Torix said:
I add my vote to the Celestial Guidance vote. When else will we ever use it, rather than now?

[FOCUS] - Using all three of my actions, I begin focusing on finding the last letter of the soul weakness, and conduct a massive cross-reference project across the spans of the internet. Massive spreadsheets unravel in front of the computer, thousands of rows and columns long as some extra-dimensional printer with access to the elemental plans of ink manages to print this off. Top tier wizards gathered from the remnants of the D&D worlds begin to focus Legend Lore, Wish spells, and even more into this single letter, hoping to get just one single letter off the end of some random word, somewhere out there...

Honestly, the juxtaposition of science and magic, while nothing new, is quite a spectacle in these higher quantities. Combined with the limited space this occurs in, it becomes a massive headache to look at until a small jungle from the printer finally signifies that something happened of significance. I pick the slip of printer paper up and find a singular, massively important letter of the alphabet and the Godmodder's Critical Soul Weakness: [REDACTED BY NON-PRECOGNIZENCE]

DnD magicians and Excel spreadsheets prove an effective combo! They conclude that... without a doubt... analyzing ALL the references, both magical and cell references...

The word is a noun. Most known Critical Soul Weaknesses are. Adjectives and adverbs are very rarely chosen, verbs somewhat more commonly, but for someone like the godmodder, its definitely a noun!

Daskter said:
1x FIRE THE Cucumber cannon!

1x Waves of golden currency crushes Veraad under their weight

1x ... it's cuteness isn't it? Well it's worth a try. Go cute puppy go and charm him!

Cucumber! It bounces right off the Godmodder.

Verraad has no shortage of currency. He pockets the spare change anyways.

The Godmodder already had his cute puppy friend, back at the beginning of the game! He's still mad at you for brutally murdering him.

Strider626 said:
X3 actions to analysis
More penguins more micro macro scopes
And more reality folding

The curse of repetitiveness is straining you a bit, but using reality folding to gain effects from multiple Kowalskis in consult with each other... yeah... definitely...

The word has to have a maximum of 10 letters. You're REALLY not sure what everybody else was thinking when they said there was more. The tablet's limits are already stretching as it is.

Captain.Cat said:
Cur, I think we can all agree that Verraad is one. (1CP)
Cud, A form of regurgitated food, Verraad is about as appealing as such. (1CP)
Cue, Mainly just wanting to get ride of the last 3 word possibilities. (1CP)

You shout "Cur" as an insult! Verraad doesn't even plug his ears! He's not devastated at all! Does the man have no shame??

Appealing as cud? That's a new insult. But the godmodder will press on despite your vicious verbal assault!

You throw a Cue ball at the godmodder! In certain universes, that would be really important, but not here.

CaptainNZZZ said:
Ah, a puzzle! Everyone is expending their actions on guesses or hints to defeat the Godmodder and avoid the 'Reality-Ending Unholy Divine Obliteration' being successfully released! A critical portion of this climatic conclusion: the Godmodder's Critical Soul Weakness!

It's a shame i currently lack usable actions.

While designing the Emerald Cascade to automatically use my actions isn't too troublesome when faced with the Sealers, it's highly counterproductive in most other circumstances. Unfortunately, I didn't deactivate the effect before now and that means no actions this turn. At least my lack of foresight has remained consistent.

Anyway, I send up the cancellation order (a painfully neon yellow flare) and lie down on the ground. All I can do for the rest of this turn is simply relax and enjoy the show.

Oh, and I support the motion to use Celestial Guidance. Woo democracy!

Emerald Cascade is successfully canceled, and you are restored to rights!

The_Nonexistent_Tazz said:
[Alelph+Bet+Gimel] Leah looks at the tablets. "Omniglot... Analysis?"

Omniglot bobs its whole body, and from the core of energy in its center, a beam of light radiates onto the tablet, analyzing every subatomic particle and twitch of quantum foam there is on the substance, attempting to discover and bring to light that which is not so terribly obvious about it.

The tablet's been so thoroughly analyzed, there's not much left! But judging by the way the word is centered... it'd need to have a certain number of letters to look symmetrical and not awkward...

The word has at least 7 letters!

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Verraad stands strong.

Beneath, the battle rages. Already, the army from the Eternity Stasis Machine is being pushed back.

You have a whole lot of hints, but not too many guesses.

You prune the list of words you've already guessed to only contain words which match the current conditions. Less confusing that way.

...And it seems that so far, NONE of the words you've tried match the conditions you've discovered! Well, you've certainly narrowed it down a lot.

Verraad: Your powers are almost gone.

Verraad: It's a bit late for you to try and relax with the last moments before the end, but...

Verraad: You'd surely do better than continue this hopeless quest.

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Player Power: [IIII] 20%

YOREFORTRESS:

[V]Reality's Administrator, Verraad: 100,000,000/100,000,000 HP (Unholy Divine Shield! Completely Invincible!)(Charging Reality-Ending Unholy Divine Obliteration!)

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CRITICAL SOUL WEAKNESS INFO:

Word Info: CU__C

TRIED WORDS:
-None matching the conditions!

OTHER HINTS ABOUT THE WORD:
-Doesn't matter if singular or plural
-Maximum of 10 letters
-Minimum of 7 letters
-English
-The "cu" at the beginning is pronounced "q" like in "cute" or "cucumber", and not "ka" like in "cut" or "cup".
-Real word that would be in a dictionary
-Has an "I"
-Three vowels, including the "U" and "I"
-Is a noun

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Players:
ExoSkeletal
DragonOfHope (Goopcalibur - 28+15 Power + Goop/Poison effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Daskter
Eyowe
Strider
Gnich(preparing...)
Crusher
ParadoxDragonPaci
DanganMachin (Uno Reverse Card Protection)
Captain.cat
FlamingFlapjacks (has nine-sided die gun)(D U C K)
Eternalstruggle
ThatRandomGuy
Alastair Dragovich
Piono
The Nonexistent Tazz
CaptainNZZZ (has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Remnant crypt energy, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)(Emerald Cascade, hurts attackers!)
General_Urist
GoldHero101 (has Ultimo Durana(1 power left))
Karpinsky
The Quiet Watcher (Antimatter bullet)
JOEbob (has Something)(Second body)
Cephalos Jr.
Bill Nye
Ranger Strider
Winkins
The_Two_Eternities

Player Inventory:
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Ore of Orichalcum
Godmodder Soul Orb
Cybil's blood sample
Shadow Agitator

WHM Sukamia · Oct 4, 2019

I begin the creation of Avalon.

Exoskeletal65 · Oct 4, 2019

All actions:
"Grant us eyes... grant us eyes!"

I call upon Kos (or some say Kosm) and gain a thousand eyes, which I use to analyze the tablet for more hints.

JOEbobobob · Oct 4, 2019

possibilities remaining:
Cubicle, cubical, cuticle, cuticles.
All others have either wrong C position, or too many vowels.
[1x] I try Cubicle (as in a small space)
[1x] I try cuticle (whatever that is)
[1x] I try cubical, as in cube-like.

Crusher48 · Oct 4, 2019

Alright, that's enough, the Godmodder is now screwed.

Free Action: Deploying analysis program. Inserting all clues. Analyzing...

Array of all possible words gathered:

cubical, cubically, cubicas, cubicity, cubicle, cubicles, culices, culicid, culicids, cuticle, cuticles

That's 11 words, but that's also just the automated analysis. Let's prune some more words.

Each of these words that ends with s can be pruned, as the plural form of each word is stated to not matter. Cubicles, Cuticles, and Culicids can be dropped. Culices is also a plural of culicid. 8 words remaining.

cubical, cubically, cubicas, cubicity, cubicle, culicid, cuticle

Noun check. The word must be a noun. cubically can be dropped due to being an adverb, cubicas can be dropped due to not actually being an english word (at least I think, since it was in the list of english words I dug up) (wait, it's actually a plural for something and an adjective, so it should still be dropped). Cubicity is apparently a noun despite the definition calling it a description, but I've narrowed it down to 5 words, of which JOEBob has already tried 3.

cubical, cubicity, cubicle culicid, cuticle

Action 1: I send a swarm of culicids to attack the Godmodder. The dictionary says they're mosquitos, which is a horrible way to go out if it's actually the Godmodder's critical soul weakness.

Action 2: I evaluate the Godmodder's cubicity, which is apparently a noun.

Action 3: If one of JOEBob's tests failed, I copy it. Otherwise, I try a random word from my initial list of 11. We shouldn't get to this action, though.

EternalStruggle · Oct 4, 2019

Moniker said:
THE FIFTH LETTER IS C.

Moniker said:
The "cu" at the beginning is pronounced "q" like in "cute" or "cucumber", and not "ka" like in "cut" or "cup".

Moniker said:
The word has 3 vowels, including the u and the i.

Moniker said:
The word is a noun.

Moniker said:
The word has to have a maximum of 10 letters.

Moniker said:
The word has at least 7 letters!

"Well, to start with, knowing the fifth letter is absurdly helpful." ES begins, rubbing his chin.

"After removing redundant plurals, words with less than seven or more than ten letters, and deleting non-nouns, the following list remains." Amelia said, looking at a sheet of words with a fifth letter c and a first two letters cu.

Cubicity
Cuticle
Cubicle
Curaçao
Curacy

"That's only five words, so good job, we're already in the home stretch, but let's narrow it down some more." ES was in an outright evil grin at this point. "Curaçao and Curacy don't have an I in them. The plural of curacy does, that being curacies, but that has too many vowels."

1. Cubicity
2. Cuticle
3. Cubicle

"Three words, three actions. It's perfect. Boom, Godmodder. All of these have a q-type cu pronunciation, and-"

Amelia tugs on ES' jacket sleeve. He turns around, looking annoyed. "Yes?"

She points at JOE.

JOEbobobob said:
possibilities remaining:
Cubicle, cubical, cuticle, cuticles.
All others have either wrong C position, or too many vowels.
[1x] I try Cubicle (as in a small space)
[1x] I try cuticle (whatever that is)
[1x] I try cubical, as in cube-like.

"Well alright then mister boring, let's not get theatrical." ES grumbled. "But you have missed one thing. It has to be cubicity and not cubical. They mean the same thing, but cubicity is a noun and cubical is an adjective."

FOCUS: Cubicity

"There, now all possibilities are properly accounted for."

Karpinskaya · Oct 4, 2019

Just in case we're all somehow wrong, I spend two actions looking over the tablet again.

With my final action, I attack.

Verraad finds himself at a career fair. The layout, the companies present... it's all familiar. Then he realizes. This is the day he took an internship with the Godmodder, which turned into an apprenticeship.

Quickly, Verraad runs over to the Godmodder's table, only to find the Godmodder shaking hands with none other than Alice. Or someone who looks like her. It's unclear. In any case, the position has been filled.

Dejected, Verraad bungles his way through the rest of the career fair. Eventually, he finds an internship as an accountant at Karpinsky Consolidated, the premier interplanar import/export firm.

We get him set up well, with a nice cubicle to call his own.

Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Verraad grows weary under the drudgery of accounting, and the inhumanity of the cubicle. Then the internship finishes.

Almost immediately, we offer to hire him full-time. He was doing a good job, and we're not about to let some rival poach him. We give a generous signing bonus. Against his better judgement, he says yes.

Weeks turn into months, months turn into years. Verraad's entire nine-to-five hours are spent in the same cubicle, not to mention the overtime he always ends up pulling come tax season. Which, given the dozens of planes we operate in and their different governments, is every season.

And so it goes, until he has a fatal heart attack at the age of 64. He was just two months from retirement, too.

That-Random-Guy · Oct 4, 2019

I kachow

GoldHero101 · Oct 4, 2019

I pull out a deck of tarot cards...

3 ACTION FOCUS - MORE CLUES: I draw a card from the tarot deck, looking for a clue towards the word.

Bill Nye · Oct 4, 2019

Action 1: I create a Cubicity-like object to the Godmodder which then explodes in his face.
Action 2: I go to the Godmodder and cut the Cuticle off his finger.
Action 3: I shove the Godmodder into a small cubicle which then proceeds to cut and dice him up.

Your core is entirely run on Player power. As we speak, you are slowly starting to shut down. After all of this.... you are going to be shut down.
...................
Well that I won't allow, We got to-eiujbafiu43e- ............oh no...... why me....09bhf89wb43e8fb-9abf84abf-94qwab982wqbt98fg2b94f........

B.R.A.V.E.R.Y A.I HAS SHUT DOWN!

Bill grunts in pain once more
Oh no.
God Damnit!
What do we do?
There has to be something we can do!
Unfortunately.... there is nothing we can do.
...................

Bill? You ok- 0e9jt98w4h9084a8ftb8a-fb94abf9 ...oh nononononnono! I AIN'T GOING OUT LIKE THIS!! PLEASE I WANT TO LI-90hf78a8390a93fhnba9-8fb3-a908b

J.U.S.T.I.C.E A.I HAS SHUT DOWN!

Bill starts to feel numbness on his legs.
...........
Guys.... I'm scared...
Perseverance.... it's ok... we will go out fighting together!
And we will just go into stasis anyway.
..............why...
?
Why would Shadrix create someone like me? Who only lives off on Player power? Did he know that this will happen? AM I JUST SOME TOY?!
Bill... no one could have seen this coming. And Shadrix created you so you can become his successor. He gave you life and a purpose. Maybe after this is all over, he can rebuilt you to be even better, who knows... Now, let's stop talking and let's try to Defeat the Godmodder, alright?
In the distance, Shadrix screams out "TITLE DROP!"
............alright....

BILL NYE SHUTDOWN IN PROGRESS! TIME REMAINING..... 4 TURNS!

Ranger_Strider_ · Oct 4, 2019

I shove the godmodder into a cubicle. The boredom of office work shall defeat him!

Krill13 · Oct 4, 2019

x3 Action:
(If the word hasn't been found out yet)
Eyowe scans the tablet with a nanoscope, which is like, three digits better than a microscope.

(If the word has been found)
Eyowe does that thing where he fixes his gloves, looking all badass and all that as he prepares for whatever's coming up.

Alastair Dragovich · Oct 4, 2019

I think for a moment. Then concentrate my three Actions....

To connect with the tablet! I connect with it on a deep, fundamental level! I can almost see the underpinnings of reality.

Since it's a noun, we're still missing half of the puzzle. I CONSULT WITH THE TABLET HOW TO APPLY THE WEAKNESS TO DEFEAT THE GODMODDER!

pionoplayer · Oct 4, 2019

Piono is poised to stab the daylights out of the Godmodder, but thanks to forum game time is forced to wait until next update to actually do it.

The quiet watcher · Oct 4, 2019

The quiet watcher rereads everything they had found so far, before something popped into his mind, making him smile as he prepared himself for how much this would hurt if he was wrong.

He appeared in front of the Godmodder and lashed out with a fist, something that he wasn't expecting due to how it would have been useless in the first place. His fist impacts the field, revealing that the cuticle that covered his body solidly struck the field. He then brought up his other hand and unleashed a swarm of culices to attack the field, the horde of common mosquitoes going for the Godmodder's mighty form instead of anything else.

Paradoxdragonpaci · Oct 4, 2019

(x3)I enter a sort of weird meditation stance

Gnich · Oct 4, 2019

welp, with that bust, i ought a do something with my actions now

FOCUS: Preparations at hand, I finalize my appearance, making sure that all of my aesthetics will be of the utmost of good quality. My gun is shining brightly with the look of something well cared for with magic, while my sword glows with a dull light as it is slowly heats up on the inside to make it even more tantalizing. My plot armour is invisible, and remains strong as i prepare in the case of any other battle events, or just to delay the Godmodder.

Torix · Oct 5, 2019

"... Eh, why not. I'm overdue for some damage on the Godmodder...."

[FOCUS] - The remnants of Evacucorp are summoned from the plane of lava. The cubicle building of cubicity (2 Actions guess) slams into the Godmodder at a massive speed, hopefully hitting him directly in the Critical Soul Weakness. Not to mention the fact that he's now drowning in the lava that got carried over - with the loss of Player Power, teleportation's gotten less precise, sorry.

Summary:
1: Guess cubicle
2: Guess cubicity
3: Boost the power of those previous actions.

The_Nonexistent_Tazz · Oct 5, 2019

[aleph+bet+gimel] Leah and Omniglot continue scrutinizing the hell out of those tablets, just in case that there's been a misleading hint.

Strider626 · Oct 5, 2019

Creativity is not really my strong point

I just sit down
Just thinking

After beating this godmodder
I would like to go spend my time in a quiet place alone

While thinking about this i take a quick nap

Captain.Cat · Oct 6, 2019

'Well I think we got it but I'll help the others Analysis the tablet more just in case we did not and need more hints about what it could be.' I think to myself as I move over to the others to start looking over the tablet and very much hope we got this. (3 CP)

CaptainNZZZ · Oct 7, 2019

Moniker said:
Emerald Cascade is successfully canceled, and you are restored to rights!

*snip*

CaptainNZZZ (has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Remnant crypt energy, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)(Emerald Cascade, hurts attackers!)

OOC: Emerald Cascade should be removed.

I give myself an attack redirector. I'd love to do more but limited time means limited characters. (x3)

Defeat The Godmodder

Professional Asshole

Guardian of Time

Warrior of Light and Darkness

The one who does lots of Striding

The Destroyer

Verified Old One

Schrödinger’s Dragon

Player/Arbiter Mix Thing

Professional Asshole