A sequel to Moniker's Defeat the Godmodder. Also has a heavy focus on Homestuck-styled alchemies.
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First Post - Rules & Update 1
Torix
Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
Defeat the Godmodder 2: Alchemiquest!
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In this game, the goal is rather simple: create items through alchemies strong enough to damage and eventually defeat the Godmodder!
Of course, it could never be this simple. Some quick rules and guidelines:
Rules/Tips -
1: Don't expect your attacks against the Godmodder to actually work.
2: Every turn, each Player gets 3 actions they can use to alchemise an item or otherwise affect the field. Said actions revolve around Player Power, which generally gets stronger the more progress is made. Additionally, a free action can be used once every turn to preview an alchemy.
3: The more creative an attack, the higher chance of the attack actually working and dealing damage to the Godmodder. However, even it does hit, it'll normally only deal minimal damage to the Godmodder - but never-the-less, if the Godmodder does take enough hits he can and will go down!
4: You can *try* to help the godmodder, but he'll always repay your kindness with pain.
5: Combat proceeds through a fairly basic turn structure - first, all the Players go, then the entities of each side, the godmodder, and any other NPCs will act once all the posts have been responded to.
A simple faction list of all known/created factions.
[Anti-Godmodder] The primary Player faction and dedicated to fighting the Godmodder.
[Pro-Godmodder] The enemy faction by most Player standards. Fights with the Godmodder and follows his orders.
[Neutral] A neutral faction that doesn't take a major stance in the war, but rather utilizes the Player Power and Alchemiter to accomplish their own goals.
[Anti-X] A general entity tag, stating they will not fight anything BUT the thing specified in it. Players generally don't have this tag.
[Void] / [Hostile] A tag for creatures and various entities that want to see the world come to ruin. Hostile towards both sides.
[Science] A Player created faction of scientists and those who want to tinker with the Alchemiter, pushing the stuff they create to it's limits. Generally Neutral, although some do fight with the Anti-Godmodders within the war.
[The Orange Company] Essentially, an AG sub-faction composed of currently Algot and his entities. Current overarching goals unknown.
[Anti-Godmodder] The primary Player faction and dedicated to fighting the Godmodder.
[Pro-Godmodder] The enemy faction by most Player standards. Fights with the Godmodder and follows his orders.
[Neutral] A neutral faction that doesn't take a major stance in the war, but rather utilizes the Player Power and Alchemiter to accomplish their own goals.
[Anti-X] A general entity tag, stating they will not fight anything BUT the thing specified in it. Players generally don't have this tag.
[Void] / [Hostile] A tag for creatures and various entities that want to see the world come to ruin. Hostile towards both sides.
[Science] A Player created faction of scientists and those who want to tinker with the Alchemiter, pushing the stuff they create to it's limits. Generally Neutral, although some do fight with the Anti-Godmodders within the war.
[The Orange Company] Essentially, an AG sub-faction composed of currently Algot and his entities. Current overarching goals unknown.
6. Alchemies, the main focus of this game, are preformed through a device called the Alchemiter - which... was ripped directly from Homestuck. For those of you who haven't seen the webcomic, basic rules on the Alchemiter follow.
- 6A: Alchemies require Grist to be constructed. Grist accumulates at the Player Power's number per round, and therefore, is subject to change.
- 6B: There are two main types of alchemies: && and ||. && is the standard combination, and combines two items together the way everyone's used to. ||, on the other hand, is "form combination", meaning it takes the abilities of one, and applies it to the shape of the other.
- 6C: Depending on how powerful the alchemy is, the Grist amount needed to alchemise it varies. It can and will vary, with the Grist cost growing the more powerful the item. Level costs are listed in this table:
| Level 1 - 1000 Grist | Level 11 - 180,000 Grist, 1000 Precious Grist (P.G.) |
| Level 2 - 2000 Grist | Level 12 - 250,000 Grist, 2000 P.G. |
| Level 3 - 5000 Grist | Level 13 - 400,000 Grist, 5000 P.G. |
| Level 4 - 7000 Grist | Level 14 - 600,000 Grist, 7000 P.G. |
| Level 5 - 12,000 Grist | Level 15 - 1,000,000 Grist, 12,000 P.G. |
| Level 6 - 20,000 Grist | Level 16 - 1,300,000 Grist, 20,000 P.G. |
| Level 7 - 30,000 Grist | Level 17 - 1,700,000 Grist, 30,000 P.G. |
| Level 8 - 50,000 Grist | Level 18 - 2,400,000 Grist, 50,000 P.G. |
| Level 9 - 75,000 Grist | Level 19 - 3,500,000 Grist, 75.000 P.G. |
| Level 10 - 120,000 Grist | Level 20 - 5,000,000 Grist, 120,000 P.G. |
- 6D: Various different extensions are capable of being installed into the Alchemiter with time and effort! The current list of extensions is below.
- SCP-914 is a complex clockwork device that lets players transform their alchemies without having to alchemize them with a new ingredient, as well as recycle alchemies for Grist. It has five settings and will consume the input item unless the players says otherwise. The first setting, Coarse, will break the input down into its raw alchemy components and also refund you its Grist cost, letting you "recycle" items with it. The second setting, Rough, will consume the item and produce an item one level lower as well as refunding you the Grist cost difference between the output and input. The third setting, 1/1, will produce a random item of similar theme and level for no cost. The fourth setting, Fine, will produce an item of 1 level higher than the input and will cost the Grist difference between the two items. The fifth setting, Very Fine, will produce an item of 3 levels higher than the input and cost the Grist difference like Fine, but the items produced often have drawbacks in exchange for increased power. To use SCP-914, say "I do [Item] >[Setting]" if you want to consume the input and "I alchemize [Item] >[Setting]" if you want to alchemize the result separately.
- The Enlarger is a standard extension provided by Sburb that lets you create smaller or larger versions of alchemies. A larger alchemy is 2 levels higher while a smaller alchemy is 2 levels lower. It creates new items so you have to pay the full Grist cost. To use the Enlarger, say "I alchemize [Item] -O Shrink" or "I alchemize [Item] -O Enlarge."
- The Loom is, as the name suggests, a complex mechanical loom that allows players to convert items into clothing or armor alchemies. It has two settings: Decorative and Non-Decorative. The Decorative setting creates new Lv. 0 clothing alchemies that are purely decorative, free of cost, while the Non-Decorative setting can either consume a non-clothing/armor alchemy and produce a clothing/armor alchemy of the same level for no Grist cost or allow you to separately alchemize the armor alchemy for full cost. To create a decorative alchemy, say "I do [Item] ~~~ Decorative," to convert an item into a defensive alchemy, say "I do [Item] ~~~ Non-Decorative," and to separately alchemize a defensive alchemy, say "I alchemize [Item] ~~~ Non-Decorative."
- The Potion Mixer is an upgrade that combines the functionality of the Brewing Stand and Dune Rotary Potion Mixer from DTG2. It allows the player to brew and upgrade consumable potions. Normally, the Potion Mixer brews or upgrades potions by consuming an ingredient and adding its LVL to the total of the resulting potion, and this process can be repeated over and over as long as one keeps adding more ingredients. However, the ingredient must have been produced through the Alchemiter or acquired from a sidequest to work, as pure Player Power summons are insufficient. The Potion Mixer can also separately alchemize a potion recipe for the full cost of the potion. Finally, the Potion Brewer can combine two potions into one potion with the effects of both, though the resulting potion can be volatile depending on the potions mixed, so the user beware. To brew or upgrade a potion, say "I do [Potion] OOO [Ingredient]" if you're consuming the ingredient and "I alchemize [Potion] OOO [Ingredient]" if you're alchemizing the potion separately. To mix two potions together, say "I do [Potion 1] O0O [Potion 2]" or "I alchemize [Potion 1] O0O [Potion 2]" if you're alchemizing the mixture separately.
- The Garage is an extension that allows the user to easily produce their own vehicle entities for personal transportation and escort using Grist. A vehicle alchemy produced by the Garage can be deployed on the Battlefield as an entity worth its LVL. If that vehicle entity is killed, it will not be gone forever, but will instead be put into a broken state, and the user can spend the cost of its LVL to repair it. To use it on an existing item, say, "I do [Item] -c Garage," or like SCP-914, say "I alchemize" instead to create a new item.
7. Different player factions and therefore PvP is allowed, so have fun with it!
- 7A. Countering costs one action, or double the amount of Grist obtained through a direct Action being converted into Grist. (8000, at the current Player Power)
- 7B. Players merely have to counter the attack through any and all means possible! All attacks and counters will be considered in the update, where it will be determined how effective the attack is!
- 7C. Pings are required when attacking another Player to give them a chance to counter!
- 7D. Player Injury -
Player Injury is a stage system, straight from DefTG. For those who haven't played the game, here's how it works:
Not Injured - The normal and ideal position for Players to be in.
Slightly Injured - Occurs when somebody has been hit with an attack that goes through. Though there's no effect on their actions yet, this is separate and requires healing.
Moderately Wounded - The Player is injured to the point where it has a serious effect on their actions, lessening the effect of whatever the action does.
Seriously Wounded - The Player is noticeably injured and bleeding. Actions are far less powerful, averaging around half of their normal Player Power.
Critically Wounded - The Player is on their last legs. Actions are close to having almost no power and the average attack is pitiful.
Mortally Wounded - The Player is literally on the deathbed. Any action preformed here will be their last, called a Mortal Action and being immensely powerful. It will also kill them as the last of their power, which was keeping them alive, is used up in the attack. Healing from this condition must be preformed by another Player or an item, and can't come from the Mortally Wounded player.
8: Have fun, and don't worry too much!
V.1.2 - Added Alchemiter Extensions to the rules and made them possible!
V.1.1 - Added the Grist Cost, Countering Rules, Preview Action, and Changelog to the main update.
V.1.0 - Original Rules and the post itself.
V.1.1 - Added the Grist Cost, Countering Rules, Preview Action, and Changelog to the main update.
V.1.0 - Original Rules and the post itself.
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You all start with 5000 Grist to use at your disposal. Good luck!
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Torix
Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
Sword of the Valkyrie && Wings of the Valkyrie && Dane Axe:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Valkyrie Hal-blade:
A strangely shaped sword, with the hilt being shaped like wings, and the sword blade having an extra dual-axe style blade at it's tip. Although rather impractical, allows you to deal 2000 extra damage to standard entities.
Longship && Oar:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Oarred Longship: It's a standard longship, but outfitted with far too many oars for it's own good. It'll still allow you to sail places, though! Just... like a normal... longship...
Samurai Sword && Firework Bow:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Blossom Bow:
A bow carved of cherrywood and engraved with pictures of blossoms and samurai. It's capable of dealing standard action damage to an enemy, plus 1000 damage to the entities on either side of it in the entity list.
Godmodder Damage && Applicator:
[LVL 20 - 5,000,000 Grist, 600,000 Precious Grist] Godmodder Damage Applicator:
Instantaneously deals 1 damage to the Godmodder, then disappears!
Yea, you aren't gonna be able to do this one for a while. At least you know what it is.
Godmodder Outrage at Previous Alchemy && Aneurysm Inducer:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer
An essence that causes the target of it to instantly take 1,500 psychic damage as the Godmodder's smirk of superiority is ingrained into their skull. Looks rather painful.
Sharp Sword || Adamantium:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Adamantium Sword:
A basically styled sword cut out of pure adamantium. Deals an extra 2000 damage to the target when used.
Druid Staff && Lich Skull && Gem of Magic:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Staff of Withering:
A grey, wooden staff with a shriveled leaf still connected to it and necromantic energy radiating from it's center. When the user of the staff strikes a foe with it, the foe withers before them - dealing 3,500 damage.
Adorable Chibi && Enchanted Crimson Adamant-Weave Cloak && Bag of Wondrous Artifacts:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Stereotypical Anime Cloak:
Along with having way too many impractical uses to list (such as imitating any anime character on the face of the planet), the cloak can provide the user to instantly pull things that really shouldn't fit in the pockets out of them (video-game protagonist style) and provide a little bit of defense.
Godmodder's HP && -- Operator:
[LVL 10 - 120,000 Grist] -- Godmodder HP Transitioner:
Transitions the Godmodder's HP from it's current value to -- for the turn, preventing any damage to him after this post. Disappears after it's use.
Astatuine && Francium:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Francium Astatide:
A highly unstable crystal that exploded in the span of a round due to the high radioactivity and reactivity it contains. When it does explode, it deals 5000 additional damage to it's target as they're exposed to shockwaves of radiation.
Freefall Comic #01386 || Religious Text:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Obscenely Dense Religious Book:
An absolutely massive book containing the ideals of omniquantism - and therefore, the ideals of every single god, because all of them exist and are correct. Despite this, the bookstill has a massive amount of contradictions within itself.
Seeing everyone crowd around the Alchemiter, the Godmodder figured he was fairly safe from the actions of the Players this turn...
And then, he's bucked. Seeing the buck's worth of deer named Buck, he starts fearing for his own safety... This was before he realized that a deer normally sells for more than one US dollar, and that he was bucked by a singular thirtieth of a pelt. He proceeds to buck it off.
Fort Grist has been founded, with the Grist being poured into it forming directly into extra HP!
Looking into the Alchemiter, you discover that... you have no clue what this thing does to function or how this thing even functions. Several strange spirograph-looking things are a dull gray inside, and you don't see anything inside... wait, is that a switch back there?
Generic Gun || Liquid Luck:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Lucky Shot:
A gun that has a high chance to hit an enemy's weak point, and hence deal higher amounts of damage. Has a 50/45/5% chance to deal 1000/3000/10000 extra damage with an attack, determined by Random.org.
Tiny Throne && Shattered Green Glasses:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Tiny Emerald Throne: A tiny throne studded with green glass shards that have been passed off as emeralds.
Nyatsunemiku's Fist && The Godmodder's Face:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Attack Diviner:
A device capable of showing a Godmodder attack's result in advance if a specific aspect is used in the attack. Could possibly be useful, but it still breaks after it's first and only use.
... are you okay?
Cheesecake && Meme Tea:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Memetic Snack:
A snack that's capable of increasing the memetic potential of an individual. What one would use this for beyond internet popularity is unknown.
Illusions && Hardlight Generator:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Illusory-Reality Beam
A generator capable of making a small plane of hardlight walls, combined with a bunch of various illusions that could make said hardlight look like literally anything.
Wand || Phoenix Feather with a Unicorn Tair Hair tying it to a Paradox Dragon Heartstring:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Paradox Wand
A black and white wand imbued with elements of magical creatures and more importantly, paradoxes. Allows the user to create minor and localized paradoxes in the region.
Plastic Armor && Comic Books:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Comical Armor
A plastic suit of armor that can shift to replicate a classic suit of superhero armor. The only problem is that it's plastic, and therefore doesn't posses the same powers as the real thing. Still provides basic protection.
D100 && Hussie's Broomstick Replica:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Narrative's Whims:
A pair of ornately carved metal D10s, which control a minor event in reality depending on the roll.
Pen && Sword:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Ink-Blade:
A sword that can ink the enemy and cover them in black, similar to a game of Splatoon. Deals 2,500 extra damage to them when used as a part of an attack action.
Assault Rifle && Plasma Igniter:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle:
A gun that has an improved targeting and aiming system due to the plasma igniter within it, allowing the bullet to be more accurate and go faster than it normally would. Deals an extra 2500 damage, due to these factors.
Room-Temperature Superconductor && Copper Wire:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Super-Wire:
A wire capable of conducting energy with minimal energy cost.
Graphite && Capacitor:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Expiremental Supercapacitor:
A capacitor capable of doing more and powering more than normal ones. Has a small chance of exploding due to it's power.
Old Man && Martial Arts Scroll && Internal Energy Manipulation Teachings:
[LVL 4 - 12,000 Grist] Master Sensei -
An entity capable of providing a 1-time boost to an entity's stats as he teaches them. Applies to actual, moving and breathing entities, increasing their HP and attack by 1000 and 500 respectively.
Ancient Dojo && Gravity Plating && Healing Center:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Timeless Dojo -
A structure resembling an ancient dojo of the times of yore but modified with modern technologies and necessities. Gravity plating and a healing center allows for a small amount of additional training, along with a healing capability.
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End of Turn Battle:
The Godmodder simply looks and stares at the group of 10 players standing before him, all having warped in from various places of their own and subsequently utilizing the Alchemiter in a frenzied mood. Smirking, he waves his hand, and a strange staircase opens up beneath him. From beneath the stone floor of the region everyone is standing on, a strange entity emerges. It looks... vaguely portal like, and as soldiers emerge from it it's purpose becomes clear... It's totally a summoning entity. Gosh, GORILLA it.
Also, everyone gains 5000 Grist as the turn ends!
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[No Faction] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)
[PG] Godmodder: 30/30 HP
[PG] Summoning Portal: 40000/40000 HP - Summons Soldiers every turn!
[PG] Soldiers - 7000/7000 HP, 2000 Attack
[No Faction] Plauge126 - 1000 Grist
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow
[No Faction] That-Random-Guy - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword
[No Faction] Jaggerain - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[No Faction] Fullyautomagic - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak
[No Faction] Splashcat - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text
[No Faction] Alastair - 5000 Grist
Inventory: None
[No Faction] Nyatsunemiku - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne
[No Faction] Paradoxdragonpaci - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Memetic Snack, Illusory Reality Beam
[No Faction] Medieval Paradox - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade
[No Faction] Gutza - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow
[No Faction] That-Random-Guy - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword
[No Faction] Jaggerain - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[No Faction] Fullyautomagic - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak
[No Faction] Splashcat - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text
[No Faction] Alastair - 5000 Grist
Inventory: None
[No Faction] Nyatsunemiku - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne
[No Faction] Paradoxdragonpaci - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Memetic Snack, Illusory Reality Beam
[No Faction] Medieval Paradox - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade
[No Faction] Gutza - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor
Fair warning, it's up to you guys to remember what your items do. I'm not writing all of this down!
[Heck, if you really want to help write them down yourselves in an inventory. I'm considering pulling a MSPAradox and making players keep track of their items with all the items being made in this anyways...]
Note to self: Pay attention to these next time. Also delete them before the updop.
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Torix
Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
Robotics Factory && Armory && Biological Testing Facility:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Bionic Labratory:
A simple labratory dedicated to the infusion of tech with life. Slightly questionable in it's techniques, but capable of creating mechanical-life fusion entities with Grist being provided.
You have two actions left, and convert each into 2000 Grist! Doesn't seem like it's nearly as effective to convert them into Grist, but it is possible...
Also, you start the Neutral faction, represented by [N]! No Faction changes to Unaligned in response.
Conveyor Belt && Picture of the Players:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Picture Maker:
An assembly line capable of making pictures. Currently set to somehow include everyone posing for a picture atop the newly-constructed Fort Grist, despite this never happening.
Pendulum && Morning Star:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Stellar Pendulum:
A pendulum of ornate brass. Mystically linked to the sun, and serves as a way to tell the time on this barren stone field.
The Godmodder's Mom || Wrecking Ball:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Karen:
A wrecking ball to any company she dares behold and berate. A stereotypical outraged mom, essentially.
Before the turn starts, you recieve the 5000 Grist from the last turn, as it didn't register in the inventory.
You attack the portal using the Hal-Blade, and deal a solid 7000 damage to it!
Monk Staff && Shuriken:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Shuriken Staff:
A staff that when swung, fires a shuriken out of it. Said shuriken deals an additional 3000 damage, in addition to being able to attack at range! Whether the latter bit is even important, however, depends on how complex this game ends up as.
Purple Karate Belt && Chinese Dragon Parade Float:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Purple Dragon Belt:
A belt that vastly improves the user's karate skills, and improving any martial arts based attack by 2500 damage. Plenty of versatility with this!
You declare yourself as an Anti-Godmodder, or an [AG] for short!
Grist used to build the Grist Cannon, which has 1000 attack per turn... as long as it has ammunition. Which... it doesn't.
You also flip on that switch inside the Alchemiter, which will have it's effects explained at the end of the turn. You didn't stick around to notice by launching yourself out of the cannon - and then dealing 6000 damage to it in the process, hitting it head first!
You do so, making Fort Grist fit the season and adding 13000 HP to it's max health! Fort Grist is now Festive Fort Grist!
Still a placeholder.
Errm... it appears that you've misunderstood the rules. I've... left some comments in the post. Nevertheless, the alchemy attempts you just did are indeed valid actions. Here you go:
Master Sensei && Peak-Condition Clone:
[LVL 8 - 50,000 Grist] Prime Master Sensei:
The Master Sensei in his prime. Still can only preform a one-time boost to the entities as they train under his tutelage, but it comes over the course of 3 turns and is significantly better, providing a higher increase. (You don't have him, or the Master Sensei. Not enough Grist.)
Anime Girl && Massive Potential && Green Hair Dye:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] The Girl with the Green Hair:
A stereotypical anime girl, capable of incredible feats and the standard stuff. Despite this, even the heroes with the most potential won't grow fighting things without effort...
Medieval Footman && Laser Rifle && Halberd:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Timeless Infantry -
A footman pulled from the medieval times and equipped with both modern and ancient weaponry.
The jumper block extension doesn't seem to have a slot to fit into the Alchemiter here... but that's when you notice the Godmodder with some kind of remote. That sneaky piece of irritation and trolling shut off the extension ports!
Capchlouge Card && Camera:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Photaugralouge Camera:
A camera that prints Capchlogue Cards of whatever it captures. Many items don't seem to register well with it though, especially considering the limited capabilities of the Capchlouge Card's limit of item possibilities...
Infinileaf Clover && Felix Felecis || Leprechaun
[LVL 16 - 1,300,000 Grist, 20,000 Precious Grist] Stupidly Lucky Leprechaun:
A leprechaun that literally alters timelines with his very presence to make everything go the best way it possibly can for him by manipulating luck probabilities. Quite the chaotic individual and probably a bad idea to alchemise.
You alchemize the Paradox Wand, costing you 7000 Grist!
The soldiers look at each other, suddenly having lost their will to fight for the Godmoddder. As you give them their vacation tickets, they thank you and say they're be off by the end of the turn!
Soldiers non-violently dealt with! You would gain Grist right now, but Gutza's action also affects the soldiers...
The Grist becomes a flash hit on Reddit, gaining internet fame and popularity! The Reddit Golds & Platinums you're capable of obtaining, along with the generous donators on GristFort.com, give Fort Grist a cache of 3000 extra Grist to use! Memetic Snack removed from the inventory.
The Godmodder looks at the attack, and expecting a normal sword slash, creates a small barrier to trip you! Although you end up tripping, the ink from one of the Inkblade's containers gets all over his eyes, making him more vulnerable to attacks!
Throne of Heroes (Fate) && Nidevellir (Marvel Cinematic Universe):
[LVL 12 - 250,000 Grist, 2000 Precious Grist] Forge of Ideals:
A forge capable of forming entities using the purest ideals that souls represent. With enough Grist, these entities could be exceptionally powerful, but... uh, we have a slight problem of alchemizing this thing first.
Curse of Achilles && Dragon's Blood:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Soul's Weakness:
A potion only usable on Players. Summons them to the field for one turn as an entity with a healthbar, where they get double attack damage for the turn, but also are open to attacks from the Godmodder and his forces. Risky, but potentially powerful.
Yongpyo && Kamen Roder Zero-One:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Magitech Android
An android enhanced with the magic found within the Yongpyo. Capable of many superhuman feats.
Rejection Letter || Magnetic Field Reflector:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Magnetic Field Rejector:
A gun that instead of shooting any typically styled bullet, fires a cone instead. Anything and everything within this cone no longer has any magnetic field applied to it.
You look at the soldiers with a sense of duty. As a Player, it is your supposed JOB to reduce every threat originating from a Godmodder to zero. ... Wait, that paradox dragon already did something about them peacefully, didn't h-
BANG!
Soldiers eliminated! You and Paradoxdragonpaci both gain 3000 Grist!
Expiremental Supercapacitor && Reinforced Casting:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Reinforced Supercapacitor:
As you said, an upgraded version of the Expiremental one. Now has a 1/10^9999 chance of exploding, which is more than enough to quell worries.
Lithium Battery && Air Pockets && Super-Wire:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Lithium-Air Superbattery: An incredibly efficient battery that can go years without running out of charge. (Technically, lithium-air batteries exist already, but...)
The soldiers prove themselves to be dead, as right before Grevious would've attacked them they're shot by the Paradox Wand, then literally shot and killed. Irritated, he lands an extra slash on the summoning portal, doing a grand total of 12000 damage!
Blue Lightsaber && Grevience Blaster:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Bluesaber Blaster
A standard Grevious Blaster, but tinted blue. It shoots cyan-colored empowered bullets akin to the blades of lightsabers that deal 2500 extra damage to those shot with it.
Adamantium Sword && Endlessly Replenishing Bullets:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Adamantine Gunblade:
The same blade as before, but this time it's capable of firing bullets at range as well. This, along with the increased amount of Grist poured into it, ups it's damage to 3000 per attack action.
You give the Adamantine Gunblade to Nyatsunemiku, and then build a Grist Synthesizer as well! It's capable of generating 500 Grist a turn, and slowly adds to the Fort Grist Grist Cache.
Lucky Shot && Adamantine Gunblade:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Lucky Gunblade:
The Adamantine Gunblade imbued with the luck potential of the Lucky Shot. Deals a grand total of 2500/5000/20000 damage on hits by an adamant bullet, with the same potential of 50/45/5% chance as the previous ones.
Lucky Shot || Sniper Rifle:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Lucky Sniper:
The concept of the Lucky Shot, dealing 2000/4000/15000 damage. Deals damage at a longer range, which may or may not come into play. Again, depends on how complex this game gets.
Using the sacred arts of WAHOO, you search for lucky universes and outcomes - giving you a +10 bonus to the D100 roll!
D100 Roll: 57 + 10: 67
You deal an additional 9000 damage to the Summoning Portal!
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Festive Fort Grist's cannon would fire, but it doesn't have any Grist Cannonballs to fire!
The Grist Synthesizer adds 500 Grist to the Reserve!
The Timeless Infantry attacks the Summoning Portal, dealing 1500 damage to it in total!
The Godmodder wipes the ink from the Ink-blade, irritated that he fell for that in the first place. That isn't gonna happen again. He uses the remainder of his turn to speed up the Summoning Portal, allowing it to summon two groups of entities this turn!
The Summoning Portal summons a second group of Soldiers and a group of Medic Soldiers!
Due to Alastair's actions, Alchemy Preview Mode is activated as several of those weird Spirograph engravings turn back on! Every turn now, one alchemy can be previewed as a free action per person! This will be added to the rules!
Everyone gains 5000 Grist as the turn ends!
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Grist Reserve - 3000 Grist
Grist Synthesizer - +500 Grist to the Reserve per turn!
Grist Cannon - 2000 Attack! Requires Grist Cannonballs to function! [Grist Cannonballs: 0]
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Timeless Infantry - 7000/7000 HP, 1500 Attack
[Unaligned] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)
[PG] Godmodder: 30/30 HP (Inked! More vulnerable to attacks!)
[PG] Summoning Portal: 10500/40000 HP - Summons Soldiers every turn!
[PG] Soldiers: 7000/7000 HP, 2000 Attack
[PG] Medic Soldiers: 6000/3000 HP, 2000 Defense, -1000 Attack
[Unaligned] Plauge126 - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow,
[Unaligned] That-Random-Guy - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 14000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak
[Unaligned] Splashcat - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 5000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam,
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade
[Unaligned] Gutza - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 10000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Algot - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera,
[Unaligned] TheGoldenBoy - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector
[Unaligned] BackAndGoneAgain - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow,
[Unaligned] That-Random-Guy - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 14000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak
[Unaligned] Splashcat - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 5000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam,
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade
[Unaligned] Gutza - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 10000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Algot - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera,
[Unaligned] TheGoldenBoy - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector
[Unaligned] BackAndGoneAgain - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
Update 4
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Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
Slinky && Knife:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Extend-o-Knife:
A knife with what is clearly a slinky wedged in between the hilt and actual blade. Despite this defying all laws of known physics, it stays retracted until swung, in which it provides a wide arc. Deals 2,500 extra damage to the target.
Boxing Glove && Lightsaber:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Saber Glove:
A boxing glove with kyber crystals embedded into the knuckles. Emits small razors of plasma in front of the gloves, allowing the user to punch with the power of what is essentially small lightsaber stabs and dealing 2500 extra damage.
Jhon Egbert's Dissected Corpse && G.I. Joe Doll:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] John Egbert Doll:
A doll of John in his hero's clothing. Comes complete with Breath aspect powers!
Action spent to create the Bionic Laboratory, costing 12000 Grist!
Bionic Labratory && Virology Lab:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] L.O.B.A.V:
Short for the Labratory of Bionics and Virology, this lab is capable of engineering creatures with both bionics and viruses imbued into their system. You'd better not try to start the cyborg-zombie apocalypse. It replaces the base building as an upgrade instead of a normal alchemy, where you normally keep the components.
You convert your last action into 2000 Grist.
AG Faction joined.
You spend the Grist Reserve to alchemize - wait, no, that's just a bunch of Perfectly Generic Objects stuck together. BUILD 12 cannonballs, allowing the Grist Cannon to fire! You also realize each Cannonball costs 250 Grist as you quickly do the math.
Two well placed shots of the E-TAR causes the portal to malfunction, it's portal interior seeming to glitch and then outright disappear! You, Nyatsunemiku, Grevious, Alastair, and Plague all obtain 6,000 Build Grist!
Hwacha Arrows && Sun Wukong's Staff:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Staff of the Thousand Arrows:
A staff capable of summoning way too many arrows, similar to that of a hwacha. Although each of these arrows is individually low powered, they all hit the enemy - and add up to a total of 3,500 extra damage per attack when used.
Paintbrush && Paint Pallet:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Paint Set:
A basic set of tools for painters to use, nothing too special.
The portal's frame creaks and groans as shurikens are embedded in the flame! It's now at negative health...
A random user appears and begins assembling cannonballs out of a mere 250 Grist per turn, because that was the previously set rate!
You stick the portal frame on the Godmodder's heart, leaving a gaping hole in reality directly where it was! You see... nothing in there. Nothing but gaping blackness, and the occasional eldritch horror or two. Nothing to really worry about.
You use the 5000 Grist for your turn and create a Grist Forge, allowing you to get more bang for your buck out of the Grist normally used every turn. However, this depletes the remainder of the Grist Synthesizer's creation-per-turn amount... which could be a problem. Eventually.
The universe determines that you deserve at least a 15, and gives you a +15 bonus for the next two rolls you make in response!
d100 Roll 1 = 28 + 15 = 43
d100 Roll 2 = 84 + 15 = 99 = Crit!
A grand total of 23 thousand damage is dealt to the void where the portal used to be! Something from beyond growls back...
Lucky Gunblade && Tiny Emerald Throne:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Gilded Gunblade:
A gunblade built more for show instead of actual use. The luck aspect from the original has been phased out to a degree as well with only a 5% chance of a crit with 5000 damage and the rest dealing 1000.
Build Grist && Cookie Clicker:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Grist Game:
A mage similar to Cookie Clicker where everything has been replaced with Grist, and increases exponentially. The only problem is that it's still just a game and doesn't actually output Grist.
Smash Ultimate && Waluigi:
[LVL 5 - 12,000 Grist] Waluigi Assist Trophy:
A standard assist trophy, summoning Waluigi in a tennis outfit. Other than his Ultimate moves, he can't really do much.
Robobot Armor || Set of Plain Clothes:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] Copy Clothing:
A set of clothing capable of scanning and copying data from clothes, giving the wearer a similar ability.
Graveyard created! Although a non-combatant, it will forever be there for the entities that were killed. Hopefully, it ends up with more of the Godmodder's forces than yours.
Grist Synthesizer's production capacity per turn boosted by another 300 through portals managing to create infinite energy!
The Godmodder, shaking off the blindness quite easily, is not prepared for the reversion of gravity and sudden amount of capes, momentarily stunning him and making him vulnerable to the following paradoxes - the weak and soon-dead Godmodder soon is hit with the realization of his own mortality - and wasn't prepared for it at all. Emotions of failure and the like bombard him before he finally succumbs and lets it through to his healthbar. 1 Damage!
The Godmodder, equipping a pair of cortosis-bladed swords, blocks all of the attacks expertly and seems to drop the remote almost on purpose. By the time you do realize this, it's too late: the remote is crushed by one of your clawed feet. The Alchemiter's add on ports don't open. Well, frick. You pick up the remnants of the remote in the hopes that somebody comes along who's capable of fixing this...
MangaGuards end up being created, and will attack the remainder of the soldiers on their turn.
Whatever is in that rift is clearly tired of being shot at. You're kinda surprised it hasn't comHOLY -
C-Thun unwillingly summoned, on the void faction! It just wants to kill things!
You fire two cones of Anti-Magnetism at the AG troops, completely disabling Grevious's new soldiers and the Timeless Infantry! The Godmodder wonders if this was just a typo or if you meant to do it, but finds it unlikely to be a typo because "A" and "P" are on complete opposite ends of a QWERTY keyboard...
EMP-Grenade || Magentic Field Rejector:
[Level 4 - 7000 Grist] AMF-Grenade:
Short for Anti Magnetic Field Grenade. A one-use item creating a localized region of non-magnetism that fades after the round is over, this has more potential for damage than the Magnetic Field Rejector.
As you approach the Alchemiter again for a preview, a small, green-glowing keyboard emerges from the console. You type in your desired preview...
Preview: Magnetic Field Rejector || Assault Rifle:
[Level 6 - 20000 Grist] Magnetic Rejection Rifle:
A rifle capable of causing complete magnetic field failure on it's target. It's combined with the ability to attack twice on different entities as well, hence killing off more of them at once. Good for clearing out low level crowds.
You cause complete overkill to both groups of soldiers while you're at it! This is enough to net you 10,000 Grist!
Bag of Holding && Pokeball:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Bag of Capture:
A strange, leathery Pokeball capable of capturing not just Pokemon, but standard items as well. Serves as a good way to snatch items without going and picking it up!
Starlink && AR-15:
[LVL 9 - 75,000 Grist] Starstorm:
A interconnected series of satellites capable of attacking anywhere on the battlefield, regardless of location. Technically an entity, but serves more as a special attack due to not easily being targetable.
Rabbit Fullbottle && Steel Sword:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Steel Swiftsword:
A sword imbued with the properties of the Rabbit Fullbottle. Capable of splitting a user's attack action in two, dealing halved damage to both targets. Also, provides 3000 extra damage.
You manage to crank up the Grist Synthesizer temporarily, giving yourself an extra 6000 Grist!
Joined the AG team!
Preview: Tuba && Cubicle && Cake && Chlorine Gas && Mr. Clean && Chives:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] Absolutely Inedible Cake:
An unappetizing-looking cake with all of the above somehow stuffed into it. Deadly to anyone who will eat it and enough to damage Godmodders, if they somehow fall for it.
Build Grist && Preciousness:
[LVL 11 - 180,000 Grist, 1000 Precious Grist] Precious Grist x1000:
Produces 1000 Precious Grist... which... uh, was kinda a waste of 180 thousand Grist. Not sure why this one would ever be used.
&& && ||:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] &| Modifier:
A strange modfier that combines both previous existing ones, allowing a strange combination of the two.
((OOC: I have no idea what this does myself. I'll... uh, need to figure that out.))
&& || ||:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] ?? Modifier:
A modifier that leaves it up to random on which one is selected. I'm not really sure what the point of this one is.
Godmodder's HP and Decrement Operator:
[LVL Yes - Several Trillion Grist, Too Much Precious Grist] Game Breaker:
A undefined item that instantly deals damage to the Godmodder, once a turn. Very, very broken and rather glitchy... even just previewing the alchemy makes you feel uneasy.
Bag of Holding && Vacuum:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Infinite Vacuum:
A Bag of Holding capable of sucking in everything loose around it, and sending it to the infinite abyss it contains. Good luck getting anything out of it, though.
The Obscenely Dense Religious Book is dropped on the "frame" surrounding the Tear in Reality, and you notice it dent a little bit! 5% closure!
Welcome to the game! Currently, things are just getting kicked off, but uh...
There's always the Godmodder to destroy, along with an extradimensional rift and an eldritch monster.
DTG games in a nutshell.
Wand && Sword:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Spellblade:
A sword engraved with runes and capable of casting magic-based attacks. When used, deals 2000 extra damage to the target.
Tuba && Cubicle:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Band Wing's Teacher Lounge:
A workspace for all the music/arts teachers in a rather large school. Capable of dealing massive damage to Richard and Verradd, but neither of them are in this game!
Staff && Spear && Sniper Rifle:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Stabby Sniper-Staff:
A staff with a rifle built into the handle and a spear-tip attached to the front. Can attack at both melee and range, dealing 3000 extra damage to a target.
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End of Turn Battle:
Fort Grist's cannoneer attacks C'Thun, dealing 2000 damage! Realizing that hardly left a scratch, he... becomes a bit worried. The Timeless Infantry and the MagnaGuard would attack, but they can't due to being Disabled by hungry visitor's beam!
The Tear in Reality does absolutely nothing minus look menacing! C'Thun attacks the Timeless Infantry, dealing 6000 damage to it as it's claws rake through the armor it wears and shocking it out of Disabled status!
The Godmodder sees that his first small batallion's been defeated, and... stumbles on various ideas for a split second before eventually deciding on what to do. Staring everyone straight in the eyes, he creates a medieval army and sends them to directly attack Fort Grist! Of course, they've just been created out of pure air and can't exactly go just yet, as they're still getting organized. Their creator facepalms as he totally overlooked this.
Everyone gains 5000 Grist as the turn ends, yet again.
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Grist Synthesizer - +500 Grist to the Reserve per turn!
Grist Forge - Allows for further Grist-based non-alchemies. Costs 250 Grist a turn.
Grist Cannon - 2000 Attack - Requires Grist Cannonballs to function! [Grist Cannonballs: 12 + Cannoneer: 250 Grist Per Turn]
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Timeless Infantry - 1000/7000 HP, 1500 Attack
[Unaligned - Grevious] MagnaGuard - 2000/2000 HP, 1000 Attack, 10% Dodge (Disabled! Can't attack!)
[Neutral - Jaggerain] Bionic Labratory - 10000/10000 HP, allows for creation of bionic entities
[Unaligned] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)
[Unaligned] Tear in Reality: -----/----- HP - Maybe... stop shooting this thing and close it. 5% Closed!
[V] C'thun: 68,000/100,000 HP, 6000 Attack
[PG] Godmodder: 29/30 HP
[PG] Medieval Army Knights: 5000/5000 HP x10, 500 Attack x10
[PG] Battle Healers: 10,000/10,000 HP x2, -3000 Attack x10
[PG] War Wizards: 12,000/12,000 HP x3, 5000 Attack x3
[PG] A Literal Dragon: 70,000/70,000 HP, 14000 Attack
[Unaligned] Plauge126 - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow, Staff of the Thousand Arrows, Paint Set
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword, ?? Modifier
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak
[Unaligned] Splashcat - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text, Infinite Vaccum
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 11000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 20000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade, Gilded Gunblade
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 18000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam, Paradox Wand
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 28000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum, Extend-o-Knife, Saber Glove
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 15000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Algot - 14000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera, Grist Game
[Unaligned] TheGoldenBoy - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness, Bag of Capture
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 10000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow, Staff of the Thousand Arrows, Paint Set
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword, ?? Modifier
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak
[Unaligned] Splashcat - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text, Infinite Vaccum
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 11000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 20000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade, Gilded Gunblade
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 18000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam, Paradox Wand
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 28000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum, Extend-o-Knife, Saber Glove
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 15000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Algot - 14000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera, Grist Game
[Unaligned] TheGoldenBoy - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness, Bag of Capture
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 10000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
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Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
Purple Karate Belt && Chinese Dragon Parade Float:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Purple Dragon Belt:
A belt that vastly improves the user's karate skills, and improving any martial arts based attack by 2500 damage. Plenty of versatility with this!
Rapier && Balloon Bow:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Party Rapier:
A rapier that has several rolls of party streamers superglued to the hilt. Releases balloons with every single hit and does a base of 1000 extra damage. Still not entirely useful.
Musket && Halberd:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Halberd Musket:
A musket that somehow uses halberds for ammunition. Although rather impractical to wield, an attack made with this does have 2500 extra damage, because getting impaled with a halberd hurts a lot more than a small bullet.
You create the Girl with the Green Hair, and hand her the Stereotypical Anime Cloak. However, you realize there's a slight problem with moving her somewhere to be safe... there's nowhere to move her. Surrounding the stone platform everyone's standing on is just a void of nothing but a sheer drop. Come to think of it, where the heck ARE you guys?
You also meditate and get 2000 Grist.
Preview: Sonic Screwdriver && Basic Multitool && Swiss Army Knife:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] All in One:
A multitool that essentially has any common tool within it, making it usable for a vast variety of functions. An extremely valuable item for somebody who isn't a reality-bender and still usable for one who is.
(Panacea && Scroll of Curaga && Health Potion) || Syringe:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Healer's Syringe:
A one-use syringe filled with a red liquid, instantly healing an entity for up to 10000 HP and minor status effects.
The above is promptly used and the Timeless Infantry is healed to full HP!
As the Paradox Wand is used, a second paradox is invoked: the ten Medieval Knights (now singular, knight*) doesn't have the strength of one, but of many. This is also known as what happens when you combine a whole bunch of souls together.
The L.O.B.A.V is created, upgrading the Bionic Labratory and replacing it.
Submachine Gun && Tripod && Motor && Camera:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Sentry Turret:
A turret that looks suspiciously like the ones from Portal. Has high attack, but dies in a singular hit - just like the games.
You create the Grist Foundry and place it somewhere inside the L.O.B.A.V, allowing for items to be forged! Using the ambivalent Grist in the air around itself, it's essentially self-fueling and won't need to worry about power. (Um... let me know if this needs to be changed. I'm not entirely sure I interpreted this correctly.)
You snap a picture of the Alchemiter!
Alchemiter && Jumper Block Extension:
[LVL 10 - 120,000 Grist] Upgraded Alchemiter:
An Alchemiter with the Jumper Block Extension attached. You aren't quite sure why it costs this much to make a second Alchemiter...
Algot && Algot:
[LVL 12 - 250,000 Grist, 2000 Precious Grist] Algot:
An Algot that is essentially the Algot from Reap the Godmodder and Destroy the Dark Mage combined - also known as a pseudo-godmodder demon thing. Powerful if/when summoned, but definitely chaotic and evil.
Preview: Smash Ultimate && Mario Tennis Aces:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Smash Tennis Ultimate:
A game of Mario Tennis with every single character in it from the Smash Ultimate roster, along with the Mario Tennis Aces cast, as playable characters. Many SBURB players wish this alchemy was the other way around.
Comical Armor || Bullet Proof Vest:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Superhero's Vest:
This is more like it! A vest providing a better amount of defense, it still retains the look of it being straight outta a comic book and is now quite useful to your well being.
D100 && Hussie's Broomstick Replica:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Narrative's Whims:
A pair of ornately carved metal D10s, which control a minor event in reality depending on the roll. Better rolls generally map out to better outcomes for you.
Joined the AG's faction!
Infinite Vacuum && Polarity Reverser:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Infinite Repeller:
An inverse of the Infinite Vacuum, allowing stuff to be repelled away from the small bag that is the vacuum. When combined, you realize you essentially have a fantasy-style knockoff of a Poltergust!
Using the Infinite Vaccum, you're able to close the portal an additional 18% rather easily!
Periodic Table && Wand:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Modern Elemental Wand:
A wand capable of harnessing the elements in a more modern way, allowing manipulation of an individual element on the periodic table. Allows any action based around this a bonus of 3000 Player Power. (Sorry for stealing the term, Moniker)
Preview: SCP-871 && Time Acceleration Field:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Build Grist] Absurd Amount of Cupcakes:
An absurd amount of multiplying cupcakes created by the acceleration and lack of control over the time-based multiplication. At this rate, you'd be pretty sure it couldn't be stopped easily, if it were to actually exist.
Photocopier && Grist:
[LVL 13 - 400,000 Grist, 5000 Precious Grist] Grist Photocopier:
A sleek, white and green photocopier with a hexagonal Grist logo embedded in the side of it. Produces an additional 20,000 Grist a turn for it's user.
Anthrax && Skynet:
[LVL 9 - 75,000 Grist] The Mechanical Plague:
A swarm of drones and AI capable of unleashing a plague on the entire field. Incapable of directly attacking or being directly attacked, and functions on a relative mind of it's own.
Pi && Golden Desert Eagle:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Spherical Shooter:
A golden Desert Eagle capable of shooting modified bullets that are perfect spheres. Any foe hit by one of these realizes the mathematical precision of Pi and takes 3,141 additional damage - rounded up to 4000 in the long run because that's stupid and makes HP subtraction more difficult.
Magnetic Field Rejector && Staff of Disintegration:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Staff of Antimagnetism:
A staff capable of utilizing the powers of the Magnetic Field Rejector for an extended amount of time, through the powers of momentarily disintegrating a magnetic field. Inflicts the Disabled status for longer than the rejector form of it. [Note: Disabled status is far less likely to work on boss/elite entities.]
Firing at the Medieval Knight, you manage to deal a total of 11,000 damage as he's disabled before he can react!
Preview: Magnetic Field Rejector || Lightbulb:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] Antimagnetism Field Emitter:
A strange lightbulb capable of disabling the magnetic field in a small radius, allowing for self-defense and other such things. Difficult to use as a form of attack due to how fragile the bulb is and the wiring required.
Medieval Wrought-Iron Cannon Barrel && Mug Chamber && Swivel:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Medieval Breech-Loading Swivel Gun:
The breech-loading swivel gun, a technological marvel for the time, was capable of firing upon enemies from the castle itself at rather decent rates. Yours does the same thing!
You alchemize two of these with the Grist you have and add them to the defenses of the fort!
Using the equivalent of a LVL 4 Alchemy [7000 Grist], you obtain the Grist Shovel! It's capable of digging a lot of things probably too quickly to be considered normal.
You use the shovel to create a large trench around Fort Grist, preventing the Medieval Knight Fusion from attacking. It doesn't have any ranged attacks!
The Grist Signpost [LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] is placed and written upon! The Tear in Reality would do that weird squint and hiss thing that cats do if it could, and closes itself by 7% as it realizes it's violating a (very unofficial) law!
Welcome to the game! You obtain 5000 Grist to start with!
Mammoth && Apocalypse Tank && Baneblade:
[LVL 8 - 50,000 Grist] Really Big Tank:
A massive tank combining elements of all of the three previous ones. Fairly powerful compared to most of the other player entities on the field.
Chainsaw && Shotgun && Flamethrower:
[LVL 4 - 7,000 Grist] Flaming Bullet Launcher:
A chainsaw that launches a spray of firey bullets outwards in a range. Deals an additional 4000 damage to the target.
You gather 2000 Grist.
Preview: Cursed Saber Figurine || 10% of Saitama's Full Physical Power:
[LVL 9 -75,000 Grist] Several Punch Girl:
A deformed figurine brought to life. Although it has relatively high stats, it's nowhere near the maximum possible physical power of Saitama and will only be capable of the fabled "one-punch" on relatively minor individuals.
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End of Turn Battle:
Fort Grist generates an additional 300 Grist! It's defenses, working with the Girl with the Green Hair and the Timeless Infantry attack a War Wizard, dealing enough damage to kill it! Alastair, Gutza and Fullyautomagic each gain 3000 Build Grist! The MagnaGuard becomes non-disabled and resumes normal status!
The Tear in Reality seems to shut a bit on it's own, and you'd estimate its roughly 5% as Reality begins to take control and repair itself. C'Thun, seeing the new arrivals on the field, takes a massive swing at the Knight Fusion, dealing 6000 damage to it!
The Knight Fusion takes a swing at the Girl with the Green Hair, dealing 2000 damage! The Battle Healers heal the Knight Fusion, while the War Wizards kill the Timeless Infantry, and the Literal Dragon takes a massive chomp out of C'thun in vengence for it harming the Knight Fusion!
The Godmodder, realizing that there's nothing he really needs to do this turn, decides to take a break and accumulate a large amount of Grist. He's preparing for something, but... what is it?
Everyone gets another 5000 Grist.
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Added Grist-Based Functions -
- Grist Reserve - 600 Grist, Current Grist Generated: 300 per turn
- Grist Synthesizer - +800 Grist to the Reserve per turn!
- Grist Forge - Allows for further Grist-based non-alchemies. Costs 250 Grist a turn.
Attacks -
- Grist Cannon - 2000 Attack - Requires Grist Cannonballs to function! [Grist Cannonballs: 12 + Cannoneer: 250 Grist Per Turn]
- Breech Loading Swivel Guns x2 - 3000 Attack without requiring reloads!
Defenses -
- Large Trench - Manages to prevent most ground-based melee attacks!
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Timeless Infantry - 7000/7000 HP, 1500 Attack
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Girl with the Green Hair - 12000/12000 HP, 3000 Attack, 500 Defense [Equipped: Stereotypical Anime Cloak]
[Unaligned - Grevious] MagnaGuard - 2000/2000 HP, 1000 Attack, 10% Dodge (Disabled! Can't attack!)
[Neutral - Jaggerain] L.O.B.A.V - 16000/16000 HP, allows for better creation of bionic entities and virus-based entities
Grist Foundry - Allows for the forging and usage of Grist. Self sustaining, but less powerful that Fort Grist's Forge at this point.
[Unaligned] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)
[Unaligned] Tear in Reality: -----/----- HP - 35% Closed!
[V] C'thun: 54,000/100,000 HP, 6000 Attack
[PG] Godmodder: 29/30 HP - Grist: ??????
[PG] Medieval Knight Fusion: 20000/25000 HP, 2500 Attack
[PG] Battle Healers: 10,000/10,000 HP x4, -3000 Attack x4
[PG] War Wizards: 12,000/12,000 HP x2, 5000 Attack x2
[PG] A Literal Dragon: 70,000/70,000 HP, 14000 Attack
[Unaligned] Plauge126 - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow, Staff of the Thousand Arrows, Paint Set, Purple Dragon Belt, Party Rapier. Halberd Musket
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 22000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword, ?? Modifier
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak (Given to G.W.T.G.H.)
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text, Infinite Vaccum/Repeller
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Grist Shovel
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 25000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade, Gilded Gunblade
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 18000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam, Paradox Wand
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 11000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Superhero's Vest, Ink-blade, Narrative's Whims
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 11000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 14000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum, Extend-o-Knife, Saber Glove
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 20000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Algot - 19000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera, Grist Game
[Unaligned] TheGoldenBoy - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness, Bag of Capture, Spherical Shooter
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 15000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 18000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 12000 Grist
Inventory: None
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow, Staff of the Thousand Arrows, Paint Set, Purple Dragon Belt, Party Rapier. Halberd Musket
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 22000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword, ?? Modifier
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak (Given to G.W.T.G.H.)
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text, Infinite Vaccum/Repeller
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Grist Shovel
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 25000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade, Gilded Gunblade
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 18000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam, Paradox Wand
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 11000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Superhero's Vest, Ink-blade, Narrative's Whims
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 11000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 14000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum, Extend-o-Knife, Saber Glove
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 20000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Algot - 19000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera, Grist Game
[Unaligned] TheGoldenBoy - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness, Bag of Capture, Spherical Shooter
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 15000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 18000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 12000 Grist
Inventory: None
I'm gonna ask a question here, since now that the game's getting more popular, it's becoming more of a hassle to keep track of inventories. What do you guys want to do here?
What are your thoughts on Inventories?
Option 1 - You guys keep track of your inventories. This will allow posts to come faster and also possibly through finals, as it saves me a great amount of time.
Option 2 - I keep track of inventories, the way I've been doing up until now. This will result in slower posts, but you guys won't have to do much.
Option 3 - If you guys have any ideas, feel free to suggest them in your post?
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Update 6
Torix
Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
Before we begin with the &| modifier, let's just clarify what it does. Essentially, it's sort of a halfway between modifier, allowing for a standard combination of items (similar to &&) while keeping the primary aspect and intended function of one. (similar to ||) This seems like the best and easiest option.
Preview: && &| ||:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] |& Modifier:
Despite the different title, it functions exactly like the && Modifier by keeping it's primary aspect.
My Headache && Psychic Applicator:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] GM Stress Applicator:
A device that directly applicates the stress of me to an entity on the field, forcing them to share it and suffer a varying amount of migraine damage. Attack power heavily varies on the time of the school year and my current scenario.
Sticking the GM Stress Applicator to the Adamantium Sword, you fling it directly at the Battle Healer and cause a massive simulation of a headache towards it using your awesome sword skills! The Battle Cleric instantaneously dies between the base power, current stress levels, and damage boost! Earned 6000 Grist!
The "Knights" have become a fusion and aren't dead yet, making it difficult for you to retrieve the brain from a corpse. Instead, you just stab the Knight Fusion and deal a straight 10000 damage to it using two actions!
Brain || Magnetic Field Rejector:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Electromagnetically Dead Brain:
A brain that's become nothing more than a weirdly shaped mass of flesh. Incapable of thought or anything brains normally do, as the Magnetic Field Rejector's ruined the internal neuron system.
Preview: Knight's Brain || Other Knight's Brain:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] A brain that manages to look exactly like the first knight's brain while having the personality and most memories of the second.
You type in the command on the console as a "blueprint" is pulled up - and providing a necessary amount of power, the Zombie Trooper begins to be created!
The Grist Foundry is there to assist and provide creation, not facilitate it and produce things on its own. Similar to Alastair's forge, it doesn't possess the power needed to create entities automatically. However, utilizing it you are able to create a couple small security drones for the place, combined with your action!
Field Scientist && Advanced Military Training && Combat Gear:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Scientific Sniper:
A scientist who got unluckily drafted into the military post college, the Scientific Sniper is an expert at using the sniper rifle he carries around constantly. Capable of both defending and running the L.O.B.A.V when you aren't there, he'd make a valuable addition to the team.
The Godmodder dodges the bullet with superhuman ease and grace, allowing it to fly directly past into the Knight Fusion! 6000 damage to the Fusion as the sphere leaves a sizable dent in the armor it wears!
Concrete Walls || Adamantium:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Reinforced Walls:
Concrete walls that have been reinforced to the brim with specialized building techniques, making them nearly as resistant as adamantium. Somehow, despite being way too big to fit on your person, these are an item that you have.
Said walls are then immediately put on the fort, giving it an extra 6000 HP!
You... uh, that isn't an alchemy. Without using Grist, you BUILD an Alchemiter Research Facility to research more about the machine! Every few turns, you'll be able to request a specific piece of knowledge about the Alchemiter and get it!
All In One Alchemized! Cost 5000 Grist!
The Knight Fusion becomes completely neutralized as it flees the battlefield! You, TheGoldenBoy, and hungry visitor each gain 7000 Grist!
Everything thinks the tear is closed, and therefore it is!... kinda! +20% Closure, before everyone realizes the giant eldritch horror is still here!
((You did not need to write "A Literal Dragon" to refer to it and I was not expecting that. Bonus Arbitrary Points for the laughs.))
The dragon realizes - it could probably just eat the wizards and be totally fine, or the clerics. Plus, they're covered in ketchup... the dragon will attack it's allies this turn! Wizards with ketchup are an excellent dinner!
To see into beyond, one requires an unbound mind. You were simply willing to take the cost, and would take a hit if Player Injury rules existed yet. But they don't, and such infohazards as the ones you saw? They're still there, awaiting your return. Anyways... the Tear in Reality opens up by 5%, and the Godmodder is walking off emotional trauma, wasting his turn!
You then attempt to dissipate the portal, forcing yourself through even more injury and closing it up by an additional 10%! C'thun takes 6000 damage from radiation!
Jousting Lance && Da Vinci Tank:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Stabbing Cart:
A vehicle invented by Da Vinci with a lance attacked to the front of it, allowing it to brutally stab anything in front of it. Does 3500 extra attack on an action using it.
Dual Flintlocks && Blunderbuss:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Flintlock Blunderbusses:
A set of blunderbusses that have a flint-striking mechanism in their ignition, allowing the gun to fire a bit quicker and more reliably for the standard of the time. Can be used to split an attack evenly along two enemies and dealing 4,500 to each.
The Medieval Knight Fusion has fled the battlefield, but you still kick the cloud of dust it left behind! You feel a sense of mild accomplishment at still managing to hit something relating to him after he's gone.
Small Drone && Flashlight && Long-Range Communications Antenna && Heavy-Duty Batteries && Scientific Sensor Package:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Scouter Drone:
A military grade drone commonly used to scout out various territories and work ahead. It should work your purposes well enough.
As your scout drone flies into the void, you're able to condense a small map of the region. Although not spotting much of anything above the platform other than the same midnight blue sky you've grown accustomed to, below is far more interesting. Despite the picture being fuzzy this far down from the platform, you're able to see that... there's clouds and the like below. Now, looking closer back at the platform... it's clear that you're on the top of an obscenely tall mountain, where this battlefield has been carved from stone. [Location added to the Battlefield!]
Your drone manages to spot some Sburb underlings living on some of the lower mountain crevasses! With a well aimed cannonball rolled off the mountain, you manage to crush a few of them and earn 3000 Grist!
Dowsing Rods || Grist Trader's Digest, Issue MCCLXXVII:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Grist Trader Finder:
Although this doesn't help directly find Grist like you intended, it will help you find Grist traders! Better than nothing, I suppose.
Luger && Boomerang:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Lugerang:
A boomerang with a Luger taped to the side of it, allowing the boomerang portion to spin faster as the gun's knockback affects it. Deals 2000 extra damage on an attack.
Super Shotgun && Flak Cannon || Pantokrator Secondary Fire:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] Overkill Cannon:
A large cannon capable of inflicting a massive amount of damage on most enemies. Is an entity, due to it's size.
You can't alchemize the Flaming Bullet Launcher this turn, as you're out of actions! You spent all of them making the other three alchemies (or at least discovering what they were.)
You equip the Superhero's Vest, allowing yourself some extra defense plus looking cool.
As for the roll of the Narrative's Whims...
d100 Roll: 53
You witness a random stone nearby transmute itself into a potted plant! [Rolls toward the center won't help or harm, so they generally create random small things instead.]
The Dragon is attacked with the Ink-blade, allowing it to take 7,500 damage!
Magical Grimoire || Labotatorium:
[LVL 6 - 20000 Grist] Magitech Library:
A library centered around the learning of various kinds of magitech, and how they can be used in a day-to-day society. It often doubles as a place for learning, with both magical and technical experiments going on at almost any time.
Just because he doesn't have it doesn't mean he can't preview stuff with it. He only requires the operation to create things using it.
Preview: Halberd Musket and Meta Knight's Ship:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] The Halberd Musket:
A musket that is capable of firing the Battleship Halberd, delaing massive bludgeoning damage to any within it's path. Battleship Halberd mysteriously dissipates after use.
The Battle Cleric, looking through the entire text, realizes that their religion is filled with various loopholes intertwined from other deities! He's dealt a solid 7000 damage as the entirety of his former understanding is shattered, before getting sucked up and repelled out into the heavens above! 7000 Grist obtained.
As the foreign object is shot down from being a foreign contaminant, it breaks into 2000 Grist instead! [CP doesn't exist in this game. Any action can be used to charge 2000 Grist (as of right now) instead, though!]
Grist Game && Jumanji Board Game:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Gristaji -
A game similar to the game of Jumanji in it's reality warping nature, allowing the user of the game to actually play it in real life. Although extremely dangerous, there is a large amount of Grist at the end as a reward!
Time Machine || Police Telephone Box && SCP-184:
[LVL 12 - 250,000 Grist, 2000 Precious Grist] Deteriorating TARDIS:
A standard Tardis with a massive interior due to the properties of SCP-184. Despite the size and obvious time traveling properties, the interior would be heavily deteriorated and not entirely... what one would consider correct.
Water Gun && Blowdart:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Blowdart Gun:
A water gun that's been modified to fire blowdarts, containing water within them. Deals 1000 extra damage to the enemy on an attack.
Tree Bark && Magical Gemstone:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Gembark:
The bark of a rare type of tree, with a gem-studded bark. A powerful magical component, it's usable to power many different nature-based spells.
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End of Turn Battle:
Festive Fort Grist manages to fire on one of the War Wizards, killing it off with the help of FullyAutoMagic's forces! Alastair, Gutza, and FullyAutoMagic all obtain 3000 Grist!
The MagnaGuard deals 1000 Attack to a Battle Healer!
The L.O.B.A.V and the Alchemiter Research Facility each increment their respective charges!
C'thun attacks the MagnaGuard, killing it! The Tear in Reality closes much more, as reality takes over and closes it by 10%!
The Godmodder is unable to take an action this turn, as he's been blocked by Alastair's infohazard contaminated attack! He takes a turn to walk off the information and see a counselor instead! The Medieval Army is throuwn into complete disarray as the "A Literal Dragon" eats one of the Battle Cherics whole! The War Wizard takes the turn to clear the ketchup and get the dragon under control again!
Everyone gains 5000 Grist.
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Main Battlefield - The Mountaintop -
[AG- Alastair] Festive Fort Grist: 26000/26000 HP, Total Attack: 8000
Added Grist-Based Functions -
- Grist Reserve - 600 Grist, Current Grist Generated: 300 per turn
- Grist Synthesizer - +800 Grist to the Reserve per turn!
- Grist Forge - Allows for further Grist-based non-alchemies. Costs 250 Grist a turn.
Attacks -
- Grist Cannon - 2000 Attack - Requires Grist Cannonballs to function! [Grist Cannonballs: 12 + Cannoneer: 250 Grist Per Turn]
- Breech Loading Swivel Guns x2 - 3000 Attack without requiring reloads!
Defenses -
- Large Trench - Manages to prevent most ground-based melee attacks!
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Timeless Infantry - 7000/7000 HP, 1500 Attack
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Girl with the Green Hair - 12000/12000 HP, 3000 Attack, 500 Defense [Equipped: Stereotypical Anime Cloak]
[Unaligned - Grevious] MagnaGuard - 2000/2000 HP, 1000 Attack, 10% Dodge (Disabled! Can't attack!)
[N- Jaggerain] L.O.B.A.V - 16000/16000 HP, allows for better creation of bionic entities and virus-based entities
Creating: Zombie Trooper - [||||] 1/4
Grist Foundry - Allows for the forging and usage of Grist. Self sustaining, but less powerful that Fort Grist's Forge at this point.
[N - Jaggerain] Security Drones - 2000/2000 HP x2, 500 Attack x2
[Unaligned - hungry visitor] Magitech Library - 10000/10000 HP, 2000 Defense, allows for studying and better actions with magitech
[Unaligned] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)
[Unaligned - TheGoldenBoy] Alchemiter Research Facility - 5000/5000 HP, Research: [|||||] 1/5
[Unaligned] Tear in Reality: ----/---- HP - 70% Closed!
[V] C'thun: 48,000/100,000 HP, 6000 Attack
[PG] Godmodder: 29/30 HP - Grist: ??????
[PG] Battle Healer: 9000/10000 HP, -3000 Attack
[PG] War Wizard: 12,000/12,000 HP, 5000 Attack
[PG] A Literal Dragon: 62,500/70,000 HP, 14000 Attack
[Unaligned] Plauge126 - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow, Staff of the Thousand Arrows, Paint Set, Purple Dragon Belt, Party Rapier. Halberd Musket, Stabbing Cart
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 21000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword, ?? Modifier, GM Stress Applicator
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 21000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak (Given to G.W.T.G.H.)
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 19000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text, Infinite Vaccum/Repeller
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 20000 Grist
Inventory: Grist Shovel
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 30000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade, Gilded Gunblade
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 25000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam, Paradox Wand, All in One
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 16000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Superhero's Vest, Ink-blade, Narrative's Whims
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 15000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery, Scouter Drone
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 19000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum, Extend-o-Knife, Saber Glove
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 25000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Algot - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera, Grist Game, Gristaji
[Anti-Godmodder] TheGoldenBoy - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness, Bag of Capture, Spherical Shooter
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 23000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Grist Trader Finder, Lugerang
[Unaligned] Gnich - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Blowdart Gun, Gembark
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow, Staff of the Thousand Arrows, Paint Set, Purple Dragon Belt, Party Rapier. Halberd Musket, Stabbing Cart
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 21000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword, ?? Modifier, GM Stress Applicator
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 21000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak (Given to G.W.T.G.H.)
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 19000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text, Infinite Vaccum/Repeller
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 20000 Grist
Inventory: Grist Shovel
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 30000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade, Gilded Gunblade
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 25000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam, Paradox Wand, All in One
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 16000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Superhero's Vest, Ink-blade, Narrative's Whims
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 15000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery, Scouter Drone
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 19000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum, Extend-o-Knife, Saber Glove
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 25000 Grist
Inventory: None
[Unaligned] Algot - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera, Grist Game, Gristaji
[Anti-Godmodder] TheGoldenBoy - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness, Bag of Capture, Spherical Shooter
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 23000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Grist Trader Finder, Lugerang
[Unaligned] Gnich - 7000 Grist
Inventory: Blowdart Gun, Gembark
It seems like the inventory vote is pretty locked in as for you guys keeping track of the inventories. I'm going to follow Splashcat's decision and keep track of Grist, while it will be on you to list your alchemies and keep track of them - along with what they do posted, preferably. Keeping track of even 5 updates worth of alchemies is difficult, and the longer this game goes on the more unmanagable it keeps getting. The Player List will lose it's inventory aspect after this turn, so I'd copy over the inventories now.
Update 7
Torix
Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
For the record, this is what I meant by "keep track of inventory". Thank you.
You begin to analyze the Magnetic Field Rejector, gaining an insight into it's complicated mechanisms of magic. It appears to be capable of firing what would commonly be referred to as an anti-magic field, but instead of targeting the magic, it targets electricity in any structure instead and disables it. These fields dissipate over time, hence why the "Stunned" status effect only lasts for a couple turns or less, if the entity is powerful enough to shake it off.
[Using this, you can get detailed explanations of weaponry, and how it works. It's up to you to put that to use!]
Preview: Magitech Basics && Mad Science:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] The Artificer's Guide to Magitech:
A book titled and written by an unknown artificer from the world of Eberron. Contains highly useful insights on the usage and creation of magitech items, allowing it's user to do yet more with the creation of magitech items.
You create a cool flag, which does nothing else but look cool and also establish a coat of arms for the AG faction! [I might doodle this later. I'm no TwinBuilder, but I can still make cool art.]
You look at the Tear in Reality, and then create a massive mug of hot chocolate to give to Reality! Although Reality can't drink it, it still appreciates it, and the Tear dries up a bit! +20% closure!
The dragon, looks and thinks it is indeed on fire, skipping it's turn and making it unable to attack!
1... 2... Aww! It appeared to be caught!
You deal 4000 damage to the last remaining Battle Healer, still doused in ketchup!
You alchemize the Steel Swiftsword, costing yourself 12000 Grist!
Blimp && Hotel:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] The Floating Hotel:
A massive blimp with what could be considered as a small hotel underneath it. It's capable of holding entities within, but can't move very far - and also has a health bar. When depleted to zero, the blimp is destroyed and sends all entities within it flying directly down to the Earth and dealing massive damage.
You obtain an additional 4000 Grist, giving you enough to alchemize this next turn if you saved up your Grist...
That was fairly obvious, wasn't it?
Godmodder's Remote && Dave's Time Tables:
[LVL 9 - 75,000 Grist] The Rewind Button:
A remote capable of rewinding an attack with an action. Although powerful, it's also expensive.
The Meaning Of Life && Number of Degrees && "Nice" && RGB Value Limit && 2^8 && Not Found && ??? && C's Integer Limit:
[LVL 12 - 250,000 Grist, 2000 Precious Grist] The Symbolic Number:
A number containing vast amounts of importance to many different fields, yet not entirely defined.
Magic Cue Ball && The Zilly Weapons && Other Iconic Homestuck Weaponry && Typing Quirks && Felt Hats && Various Homestuck Characters && Firteenth of April && "I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me." && Arwen && The Last Arbiter && DefTG Torix && MSPAradox Torix && Pionoplayer && Algot:
[LVL 20 - 5,000,000 Grist, 120,000 Precious Grist] Ultimate Algot:
Using yourself as the alchemy's crux, you would ascend and become a near-unstoppable force of a player. Combined with the power to utilize MANY various Homestuck weapons and the powers of it's characters, the power of God, several alternate universe versions of me, and Piono's smashposts, you'd... definitely be a force to be reckoned with.
The Alchemiter appears to be emitting a little bit of black smoke. It's probably not a good idea to try that many things at once.
Adamantium Sword && Sharpness:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Sharp Adamantium Sword:
A sword made of pure Adamantium and somehow sharpened, creating an incredibly sharp and deadly edge. Deals 4000 extra damage per attack used with it.
You slice through the last War Wizard, killing it! You gain 9000 Grist in return!
Okay.
Please post your inventory here next time! Otherwise, your post won't be counted at all!
You alchemise the Flintlock Blunderbusses!
You also, Stabbing Cart as your mount, stab the Literal Dragon and deal a total of 15000 damage!
Saint Quartz (30) && 30,000 Grist:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] Grist Puller:
A one use item that may or may not result in a profit in Grist, giving 1 to 5 thousand Grist per pull randomly.
The Lugerang just hits the panicked dragon on the snout as it's too busy trying to put itself out! 7000 damage is dealt!
Grist gathered, gaining you an extra 2000 Grist!
You follow the Grist Trader Finder, only to realize it leads straight off the cliff of the battlefield you all are fighting on! You stop before you die from falling off!
Example of Good Inventory 2. Good job.
The Portal becomes stiched fully shut, causing C'thun to completely disappear as it's warp to it's home... plane? Whatever it's home place of existence is, it's forced back there as the portal is closed! Everybody who's dealt with the portal (AKA Alastair, You, and Splashcat, mainly.) gains 20,000 Grist!
Shurikens && Pocket Dimension||(Green Cog && Red Sword && Orange Gun && Yellow Energy Converter && Blue Runes && Indigo Telekinesis Tome && Purple Telepathy Tome)
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] Chromatic Shurikens:
A set of shurikens that deals damage based off the various things within it's pocket dimension. This is determined by the user by determining the color of the shuriken beforehand.
The Grist Synthesizer's effeciency is boosted by an additional 300 Grist as the paradox takes effect!
Jack o'Lantern && Candle:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Spooky Lantern:
A Jack o'Lantern with another candle put inside of it, allowing it to function as an actual lantern. Slightly difficult to carry.
Postbox && Flute:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Musical Postbox:
A postbox that is somehow capable of being played like a musical instrument. The stuff within acts as mutes for the postbox, changing it's sound in strange ways.
Ink && Paintbrush
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Pen:
It's just a fancy, wooden pen. That's literally it.
d100 Roll: 90
Quite suddenly, the dragon takes a beating from what could only be described as infinitely bad luck! It takes an additional 20,000 damage, made 30,000 as you slice into it!
Preview: Narritive Whims && Typewriter:
[LVL 15 - 1,000,000 Grist, 12000 Precious Grist] Arbiter's Laptop:
Allows the user of the item to directly hijack into the "Update" and change the events of a Player's turn in the current "Update." Incredibly user for inter-Player conflicts.
Good Inventory example 3!
Wand alchemized! Cost 12000 Grist!
You kill the last remaining Battle Healer, gaining 7000 Grist!
OOC: You can create an alchemy as an action by using the proper amount of Grist required. Otherwise, it won't actually create the item [represented by red] and just have a preview instead. Previews can also be done manually once a turn as an added free action.
You would do this, but you realize you're 2000 Grist short! Darn.
Field Engineer && Basic Combat Training && Basic Combat Gear && Sentry Turret:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] War Engineer -
An engineer capable of attacking and defending himself outside of the lab. Can also provide ample insights on construction, if anyone actually bothers to converse with him!
Occult Research Club && Labratory:
[LVL 7 - 30000 Grist] Eldritch Lab:
A lab dedicated to the research of the eldritch and other occult magics. Although incredibly sketchy and not exactly moral, it'll provide the magic aspect you're looking for...
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End of Turn Battle:
All of the Player guided forces team up to destroy the dragon that's been plaguing the field, and as various forms of cannonballs, spears, anime-styled blasts, and guns fire into it, successfully deal enough damage to get him down! Alastair, Gutza, Medieval Paradox, FullyAutoMagic, and Ghost Armor 1337 all gain 8000 Grist, along with the extra 5000 Grist accumulated by everybody!
The Godmodder looks out on the battlefield, seeing that his second army has been defeated. Irritably, he realizes that the main reason you all have been succeeding is the Alchemiter... and so he walks over, slowly and deliberately. Pushing Jaggerain out of the way, he walks up with a large amount of Grist, and...
"The Unsealed Snowball && Tricky The Clown."
Unsealed Snowball && Tricky The Clown:
[LVL 12 - 250,000 Grist, 2000 Precious Grist] Tricky, Ice Jester:
Wait, hold on a second. The Alchemiter was supposed to be for PLAYER use only -
"Well, then why would the Alchemiter be Neutral?"
... GORILLA.
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Main Battlefield - The Mountaintop -
[AG- Alastair] Festive Fort Grist: 26000/26000 HP, Total Attack: 8000
Added Grist-Based Functions -
- Grist Reserve - 600 Grist, Current Grist Generated: 600 per turn
- Grist Synthesizer - +1100 Grist to the Reserve per turn!
- Grist Forge - -2000 Grist to any alchemies created using it! Costs 250 Grist a turn.
Attacks -
- Grist Cannon - 2000 Attack - Requires Grist Cannonballs to function! [Grist Cannonballs: 12 + Cannoneer: 250 Grist Per Turn]
- Breech Loading Swivel Guns x2 - 3000 Attack without requiring reloads!
Defenses -
- Large Trench - Manages to prevent most ground-based melee attacks!
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Timeless Infantry - 7000/7000 HP, 1500 Attack
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Girl with the Green Hair - 12000/12000 HP, 3000 Attack, 500 Defense [Equipped: Stereotypical Anime Cloak]
[Unaligned - Grevious] MagnaGuard - 2000/2000 HP, 1000 Attack, 10% Dodge
[N- Jaggerain] L.O.B.A.V - 16000/16000 HP, allows for better creation of bionic entities and virus-based entities
Creating: Zombie Trooper - [||||] 2/4
Grist Foundry - -1000 Grist cost to any alchemy!
[N - Jaggerain] Security Drones - 2000/2000 HP x2, 500 Attack x2
[N - Jaggerain] War Engineer - 5000/5000 HP, 2000 Attack
[Unaligned - hungry visitor] Magitech Library - 10000/10000 HP, 2000 Defense - Allows for studying and better actions with magitech.
[Unaligned] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)
[Unaligned - TheGoldenBoy] Alchemiter Research Facility - 5000/5000 HP, Research: [|||||] 2/5
[PG] Godmodder: 29/30 HP
[PG - Boss] Tricky, Ice Jester: 150/150 Health Vial
NEXT ABILITY: Improbability Reserve - 1 Turn Left!
[Unaligned] Plauge126 - 7000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 19000 Grist
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 15000 Grist
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 38000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 44000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 53000 Grist
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 35000 Grist
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 20000 Grist
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 29000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 28000 Grist
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 24000 Grist
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 30000 Grist
[Unaligned] Algot - 17000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] TheGoldenBoy - 6000 Grist
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 12000 Grist
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 28000 Grist
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 20000 Grist
[Unaligned] Gnich - 12000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 19000 Grist
[Neutral] Jaggerain - 15000 Grist
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 38000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 44000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 53000 Grist
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 35000 Grist
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 20000 Grist
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 29000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 28000 Grist
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 24000 Grist
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 30000 Grist
[Unaligned] Algot - 17000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] TheGoldenBoy - 6000 Grist
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 12000 Grist
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 28000 Grist
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 20000 Grist
[Unaligned] Gnich - 12000 Grist
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Update 8
Torix
Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
Trombone && Shotgun && Shrapnel Grenade:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Dissonant Trombone:
A trombone that sounds absolutely terrible when played, as it sprays out shrapnel at an accelerated pace. It deals an additional 4000 damage to an enemy hit by the shrapnel.
Fire Monster Core && King's Crown:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Crown of the Molten Depths:
A crown of an ancient dwarven kingdom, it gives the holder resistance to the heat of the depths close to the Earth's mantle. Clearly originating from a realm of fantasy, you're pretty sure this didn't come from Earth. [Gives it's owner resistance to all fire and heat based damage.]
Bat && Knife && Essence of Giovanni Potage:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Soul Slugger Doom Bat of Maximum Destruction:
An ordinary bat with a knife taped to the front of it. Every thirteenth hit it lands, it unleashes a Critical hit, dealing far more damage than it normally would! (You normally land 4 hits per action, so every fourth action you use with it it'll unleash the critical.) On a normal hit, it deals 5000 extra damage.
Bomb && Harpoon Gun:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Harpoon Bomb:
A gun that fires a harpoon, with a bomb attached to it. Although a one use item due to the bomb blowing the chain to shrapnel when it's exploded, it grapples an opponent and deals up to 6000 extra damage as it explodes!
You do so, and manage to deal 2 HV worth of damage to Tricky as the gun explodes in it's face!
You manage to create the book just fine as a hefty tome appears in your hands!
As for the Magnetic Field Rejector, you realize that upgrading it to reject all of matter as well would require... a lot of hard work. Never the less, the project has been started and you're already making some headway... perhaps maybe a quarter of the way there.
Fort Grist's reserve grows to a massive 53,600 Grist as you dump all of your Grist into it!
You break open Tricky's Health Vial, causing it to crack and break slightly! 3 units of health fly out from the attack, and an additional two HV will drain from it's max and current health each turn! All fire will be opened on Tricky!
It's not my fault the Alchemiter is always naturally a Neutral entity! Plus, they just seem to show up in Godmodding Wars! Even the fictional ones like MSPAradox!
Narrative Whims Roll: 65
Tricky takes 1 HV of damage as an absolutely massive snowball buries it! They dig themselves out fairly easily.
The Inkblade slashes at the clown, dealing a total of 3 more damage to the clown and covering it in black ink! It wipes it off of it's eyes, collectively glaring at you and Alastair...
The Literal Dragon wasn't ever your entity. The Bag of Capture failed...
Nevertheless, your actions carry through! You utilize the Soul's Weakness and empower yourself at the cost of being a tangible entity on the field next turn!
All Grist && Yourself:
[ERROR] NULL OBJECT:
It appears the Alchemiter isn't meant to alchemise Players, and... well. Needless to say, I don't think it can do stuff like that.
Player Attacks are initiated!
A Flaming Shuriken is fired at the Jester, dealing a total of 4 damage to the Health Vial! Tricky visibly flinches at the fire... you may be onto something.
Tricky manages to resist the rename! It appears it's own chaotic nature is resisting the energies of the Paradox Wand...
You flashback to the First Godmodding War, and recall something from the words of Moniker...
... I can't find the exact quote. Essentially, reviving isn't allowed by Player Powers.
Scantron Reality Anchor && A Box of Molotov Cocktails || Greek Fire:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Absolutely A Molotov Cocktail Grenade:
An object that literally couldn't be anything but that. A one use item dealing 8000 additional damage.
How... do you "THE" something?
Preview: Bag of Holding && GristWidget:
[LVL 6 - 20000 Grist] Recycle Bag -
A bag capable of being used to recycle anything within it to pure Grist. Capable of reverting an alchemy backwards into it's base Grist, and also converting other, more normal objects as well.
Pen && Book of Puns:
[LVL 2 -
A pen that forces it's user's hand to write absolutely terrible puns. Could potentially be used as a debuff?
You inspire the other AGs, boosting their actions and making their attacks yet stronger for the rest of the turn before boosting your own action as well as FOOF explodes in it's face! Tricky is dealt an additional 3 damage!
You negate the damage from the blow using the Plot Armor of superheroes!
You deflect the blade, and manage to take no damage! You also make a valid point!
Foreshadowing occurs! Also, Alastair... um, you might be at the wrong battle. Not that I don't appreciate your help, but there's another Arbiter who says you owed them some lore dumps?
... OH GEEZ - um hey I'll be right back i need to take care of something
Um... okay, I'm back. I think this laptop captured the whole exchange, hold on a sec and I'll get that uploaded...
You are now AG!
If a Player dies, I'm following that other Arbiter's rules for retiring a character - essentially, if they die, the character is retired. A new character can be a carbon copy of the old one, but even if they are, they're a new character, meaning entities won't obey them unless convinced and the like. [Note to self: Upload that later. Also ask them their name.]
Cannon || Pistol:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Cannon Pistol:
A pistol that inexplicably can fire a cannonball, dealing 3000 extra damage.
Puzzle && 1000 Years:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Ornate Puzzle:
An incredibly ornate puzzle that must have taken eons to craft.
Bad Wolf && Nice Grandma && Determination && "Don't Panic":
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Morally Satisfying Fairy Tale:
A morally satisfying fairy tale that has no real effect other than for teaching good morals to little kids.
Preview: Infinileaf Clover && Allsee Spectacles:
[LVL 17 - 1,700,000 Grist, 30,000 Grist] Lucky Guess:
A mixture of the properties of the late Infinileaf Clover and Allsee Spectacles, these glasses with clovers engraved into them can see any Critical Soul Weakness and then capitalize on it immediately.
A second Grist Foundry is created, merging into the first and boosting it's Grist-reducing potential by 1000 as it's combined into the Dual Grist Foundry!
Fanaticism && Loyalty && Scientist && Basic Combat Training && Intimidating Basic Gear:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Unwavering Scientist:
A scientist who's dedication to the cause is permanent. If mind control were ever instituted on the field, this entity would be immune to it along with being a decent combatant!
CP doesn't exist here, so managing to charge 3 CP instead earns you the reward of 6000 Grist! The CP instantaneously deteriorates into nothing.
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End of Turn Battle:All AG and Neutral/Unaligned forces attack and throw all they can at Tricky, dealing another 4 damage to it!
Everybody looks at the Alignment System and senses a massive change coming at around Update 10! If they don't join a faction, they'll automatically be shafted to the AG faction, or Neutral if they state it! Jaggerain's faction changes from Neutral to Science, represented by an [SC], to make room for all the Neutrals! ("S" didn't work and is a formatting thing.)
The Godmodder decides to hold back and charge some Grist, seeing everyone ignore the clear threat on the field! He figures that everything should be fine even if he doesn't do anything... perfect. Tricky takes hold of the Improbability Reserve, and will gain his next ability in 3 Turns! He looks at Alastair and Medieval Paradox and decides to attack, dealing 12,000 damage to Fort Grist and lowering Medieval Paradox to Slightly Injured! His Health Vial drains, lowering both Max and Current HP by 2!
All charges on the Battlefield progress!
Everybody takes 5000 Grist!
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Main Battlefield - The Mountaintop -
[AG- Alastair] Festive Fort Grist: 14000/26000 HP, Total Attack: 8000
Added Grist-Based Functions -
- Grist Reserve - 53,600 Grist, Current Grist Generated: 600 per turn
- Grist Synthesizer - +1100 Grist to the Reserve per turn!
- Grist Forge - -2000 Grist to any alchemies created using it! Costs 250 Grist a turn.
Attacks -
- Grist Cannon - 2000 Attack - Requires Grist Cannonballs to function! [Grist Cannonballs: 12 + Cannoneer: 250 Grist Per Turn]
- Breech Loading Swivel Guns x2 - 3000 Attack without requiring reloads!
Defenses -
- Large Trench - Manages to prevent most ground-based melee attacks!
[SC - Jaggerain] L.O.B.A.V - 16000/16000 HP, allows for better creation of bionic entities and virus-based entities
Creating: Zombie Trooper - [||||] 3/4
Dual Grist Foundry - 2000 Grist cost to any alchemy!
[SC - Jaggerain] Security Drones - 2000/2000 HP x2, 500 Attack x2
[SC - Jaggerain] War Engineer - 5000/5000 HP, 2000 Attack
[SC - Jaggerain] Unwavering Scientist - 4000/4000 HP, 2000 Attack, Immunity to Mind Control
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Timeless Infantry - 7000/7000 HP, 1500 Attack
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Girl with the Green Hair - 12000/12000 HP, 3000 Attack, 500 Defense [Equipped: Stereotypical Anime Cloak]
[Unaligned - Grevious] MagnaGuard - 2000/2000 HP, 1000 Attack, 10% Dodge
[Unaligned - hungry visitor] Magitech Library - 10000/10000 HP, 2000 Defense - Allows for studying and better actions with magitech.
[Unaligned] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)
[Unaligned - TheGoldenBoy] Alchemiter Research Facility - 5000/5000 HP, Research: [|||||] 3/5
[PG] Godmodder: 29/30 HP
[PG - Boss] Tricky, Ice Jester: 132/148 Health Vial
Improbability Reserve - 10/10
NEXT ABILITY: I Can Do Anything - Ready in 3!
[Anti-Godmodder] Plague - 7000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 30000 Grist
[Science] Jaggerain - 20000 Grist
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 43000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 29000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 5000 Grist
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 40000 Grist
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 25000 Grist
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 34000 Grist - Slightly Injured!
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 33000 Grist
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 29000 Grist
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 35000 Grist
[Unaligned] Algot - 22000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] TheGoldenBoy - 11000 Grist
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 17000 Grist
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 33000 Grist
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 25000 Grist
[Unaligned] Gnich - 5000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 30000 Grist
[Science] Jaggerain - 20000 Grist
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 43000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 29000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 5000 Grist
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 40000 Grist
[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 25000 Grist
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 34000 Grist - Slightly Injured!
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 33000 Grist
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 29000 Grist
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 35000 Grist
[Unaligned] Algot - 22000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] TheGoldenBoy - 11000 Grist
[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 17000 Grist
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 33000 Grist
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 25000 Grist
[Unaligned] Gnich - 5000 Grist
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Storypost 1 - Arbiter to Arbiter
Torix
Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
Alright, I think I got some footage of the conversation that interrupted the update. Just a sec...
Aw wait, this thing can't send video out - only my words and audio. Here, hold on - I'll give you guys a brief transcription of the events that happen.
"You know, you could talk to me directly since we're in the same room now."
I turn around, not expecting another voice to interject that wasn't from the laptop I work from. Nearly jumping into the desk as I see it, I quickly attempt to regain my composure… err, try to. I still look pretty frazzled in the recording."... Oh… uh... hello there. Guessing you're the other Arbiter I've been talking to?" A strange, glowing and pale magenta being floats before me. Although vaguely humanoid, it doesn't seem very accustomed to its new form. It's… kinda hard to focus on, actually. That doesn't really matter though. "Also, how'd you find your way here? I thought this room didn't really have an entry point..."
It... raises an eyebrow…? It appears to go into an internal debate before deciding that the terms of it's anatomy was a bit of a moot point right now.
"That's honestly a bit strange, since you somehow managed to get here into the Arbiter Plane."
"Frankly… I'm just used to workarounds. I've always had to do that a lot… so I just warped in here after finding the Godmodder. The Truth about Arbiters stated there was an Arbiter Plane, so I quite simply… warped to the Arbiter Plane as my first action, and found myself here. Since then, I've been working the fight." I sort of shrug, not really knowing what else to say. It seems puzzled, but glances past it and continues its speech.
"I… I can't say I'm not surprised that worked, but I am surprised that it did work." It grimaces and rubs its head. "You need more than just to be here to make these things work and to do the job right."
It gives me a Look. The kind that stares right into you, and… it's jaw? I think it's a jaw. Whatever it is, it goes slack and the being seems puzzled by it.
"...I. You."
"Me?"
"You somehow qualify as an Arbiter. How. No, literally how - there's no more Architects around to give that title to people!" It sorta flails its arms. Yea… arms. It flails its arms about to emphasize its feelings on the matter.
"I'm not entirely sure myself, if I'm being honest. I could ask the same thing about you - yet we're both here, on the Arbiter Plane, with the powers of an Arbiter." Utilizing my arms in a more capable manner, I gesture to the stone brick walls of the Arbiter Plane around us.
It manages to make a clicking sound with it's seemingly unfamiliar body. I realize I have a bit of a point and smile, feeling slightly superior.
"Well, okay. But even still, you admitted you were a Player, and yet you're overseeing a Godmodding War. That's some heavy bias right there. The kind that got Arbiters killed in the past."
I pause for a moment, reflecting. Didn't only ONE Arbiter get killed by that? Doesn't matter.
"I did this out of necessity. Without the ability of an Arbiter to oversee the conflict, these conflicts can't happen - and the Godmodder wins by default. Somebody had to do this - and as the first to the battle, the responsibility fell on me."
It pauses for a moment and seems to think. It… does so for quite a while. I adjust the way I'm sitting in my chair in an attempt to not look awkward, but... I don't think that worked. It eventually speaks -
" Okay. I can't say your reasoning is entirely wrong - Godmodders are notorious for snowballing when they're not closely supervised. Fine. I guess we'll have to work with each other until our incidents are finished. But I still think we should have a talk after this is over to decide where things go next."
" Agreed. Speaking of snowballing entities though… um." I gesture to the monitor I've been viewing the battle in the Himalayas with. Tricky, the Ice Jester, is on the field, fighting Alastair just out of view. Small ramparts of Fort Grist can be seen. "A - I found Alastair. B - The Godmodder can also use the Alchemiter. This is a problem, as… well, he's created a Tricky. That can snowball."
It blanches a little - that's fairly impressive, it's already pretty pale. Eventually, it nods in agreement after seeming to think it over a bit.
"That's a nasty combination. I don't know anything about the Alchemiter, but maybe reminding the Players about Critical Soul Weaknesses could be necessary. Everything has one, and even in the worst case scenario, as long as it lands on this Tricky it can put him down on the spot."
"Agreed. I'll remind them as soon as the next "Fight Post" as you put them comes out. Seems like it could be a decent idea, especially as he's definitely started… pulling out all the stops rather quickly." I check my wristwatch. "I should get to working on that, too... I wish you luck against the other Godmodder. I'll try my best to assist." Turning around to what appears to be a laptop of some sort, I begin to type hurriedly.
It turns around, seeming to pause a bit before mentioning something...
"The Doors are invisible- sort of. Just watch." It then proceeds to twist what looks like air and step through what would look like solid wall. "Classic defense mechanism.. "
It leaves the room… hm. Maybe I'll explore this place a bit when I get the chance - I never did actually ask it it's name, did I? I should do that.
Alright, that should be the entirety of it. As for right now, what we need to do is continue focus on this guy, though.
Mentioning Critical Soul Weaknesses seems like it could be a bit important right now - so basically, they're a way to one-shot kill an entity or even deal massive damage to a Godmodder - as proved in John Smith's battles. The only problem is that they're obscure, and although they make a twisted amount of logical sense, they're difficult to find without searching. One thing I think I've managed to do though is make it so that attacks relating to the Critical Soul Weakness are capable of dealing more damage - so that attack with fire earlier dealing more damage might be a part of it.
If you all can, aim for the Soul Weakness!
Aw wait, this thing can't send video out - only my words and audio. Here, hold on - I'll give you guys a brief transcription of the events that happen.
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Okay, cut into me, in front of the webcam, typing rapidly on the keyboard of this thing. A strange figure - difficult to focus on - enters the room through the wall. Quick exposition dump here, real quick: I essentially summoned an avatar of sorts to fight another Godmodder that originated by the Final Wall. Attempting to establish contact with the Arbiter of that fight lead to this:"You know, you could talk to me directly since we're in the same room now."
I turn around, not expecting another voice to interject that wasn't from the laptop I work from. Nearly jumping into the desk as I see it, I quickly attempt to regain my composure… err, try to. I still look pretty frazzled in the recording."... Oh… uh... hello there. Guessing you're the other Arbiter I've been talking to?" A strange, glowing and pale magenta being floats before me. Although vaguely humanoid, it doesn't seem very accustomed to its new form. It's… kinda hard to focus on, actually. That doesn't really matter though. "Also, how'd you find your way here? I thought this room didn't really have an entry point..."
It... raises an eyebrow…? It appears to go into an internal debate before deciding that the terms of it's anatomy was a bit of a moot point right now.
"That's honestly a bit strange, since you somehow managed to get here into the Arbiter Plane."
"Frankly… I'm just used to workarounds. I've always had to do that a lot… so I just warped in here after finding the Godmodder. The Truth about Arbiters stated there was an Arbiter Plane, so I quite simply… warped to the Arbiter Plane as my first action, and found myself here. Since then, I've been working the fight." I sort of shrug, not really knowing what else to say. It seems puzzled, but glances past it and continues its speech.
"I… I can't say I'm not surprised that worked, but I am surprised that it did work." It grimaces and rubs its head. "You need more than just to be here to make these things work and to do the job right."
It gives me a Look. The kind that stares right into you, and… it's jaw? I think it's a jaw. Whatever it is, it goes slack and the being seems puzzled by it.
"...I. You."
"Me?"
"You somehow qualify as an Arbiter. How. No, literally how - there's no more Architects around to give that title to people!" It sorta flails its arms. Yea… arms. It flails its arms about to emphasize its feelings on the matter.
"I'm not entirely sure myself, if I'm being honest. I could ask the same thing about you - yet we're both here, on the Arbiter Plane, with the powers of an Arbiter." Utilizing my arms in a more capable manner, I gesture to the stone brick walls of the Arbiter Plane around us.
It manages to make a clicking sound with it's seemingly unfamiliar body. I realize I have a bit of a point and smile, feeling slightly superior.
"Well, okay. But even still, you admitted you were a Player, and yet you're overseeing a Godmodding War. That's some heavy bias right there. The kind that got Arbiters killed in the past."
I pause for a moment, reflecting. Didn't only ONE Arbiter get killed by that? Doesn't matter.
"I did this out of necessity. Without the ability of an Arbiter to oversee the conflict, these conflicts can't happen - and the Godmodder wins by default. Somebody had to do this - and as the first to the battle, the responsibility fell on me."
It pauses for a moment and seems to think. It… does so for quite a while. I adjust the way I'm sitting in my chair in an attempt to not look awkward, but... I don't think that worked. It eventually speaks -
" Okay. I can't say your reasoning is entirely wrong - Godmodders are notorious for snowballing when they're not closely supervised. Fine. I guess we'll have to work with each other until our incidents are finished. But I still think we should have a talk after this is over to decide where things go next."
" Agreed. Speaking of snowballing entities though… um." I gesture to the monitor I've been viewing the battle in the Himalayas with. Tricky, the Ice Jester, is on the field, fighting Alastair just out of view. Small ramparts of Fort Grist can be seen. "A - I found Alastair. B - The Godmodder can also use the Alchemiter. This is a problem, as… well, he's created a Tricky. That can snowball."
It blanches a little - that's fairly impressive, it's already pretty pale. Eventually, it nods in agreement after seeming to think it over a bit.
"That's a nasty combination. I don't know anything about the Alchemiter, but maybe reminding the Players about Critical Soul Weaknesses could be necessary. Everything has one, and even in the worst case scenario, as long as it lands on this Tricky it can put him down on the spot."
"Agreed. I'll remind them as soon as the next "Fight Post" as you put them comes out. Seems like it could be a decent idea, especially as he's definitely started… pulling out all the stops rather quickly." I check my wristwatch. "I should get to working on that, too... I wish you luck against the other Godmodder. I'll try my best to assist." Turning around to what appears to be a laptop of some sort, I begin to type hurriedly.
It turns around, seeming to pause a bit before mentioning something...
"The Doors are invisible- sort of. Just watch." It then proceeds to twist what looks like air and step through what would look like solid wall. "Classic defense mechanism.. "
It leaves the room… hm. Maybe I'll explore this place a bit when I get the chance - I never did actually ask it it's name, did I? I should do that.
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Alright, that should be the entirety of it. As for right now, what we need to do is continue focus on this guy, though.
Mentioning Critical Soul Weaknesses seems like it could be a bit important right now - so basically, they're a way to one-shot kill an entity or even deal massive damage to a Godmodder - as proved in John Smith's battles. The only problem is that they're obscure, and although they make a twisted amount of logical sense, they're difficult to find without searching. One thing I think I've managed to do though is make it so that attacks relating to the Critical Soul Weakness are capable of dealing more damage - so that attack with fire earlier dealing more damage might be a part of it.
If you all can, aim for the Soul Weakness!
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Update 9
Torix
Player/Arbiter Mix Thing
You alchemise the &| Modifier! -30000 Grist, but you get 4000 back due to mining for Grist!
And... uh, please do. It's kinda necessary.
+6000 Grist!
Tricky uses up 3 Improbability Reserve to reduce the damage by making the fire improbably cool, but still takes 6 damage from the actions! You sense that fire is definitely a part of the weakness! Fort Grist is repaired by 8000 HP! You join the [SC] faction!
You join the [N] faction and equip the Crown of the Molten Depths! It provides fire RESISTANCE, not complete immunity.
Preview: Spooky Lantern || Crown of the Molten Depths:
[LVL 6 - 20000 Grist] Lava-Repellent Lantern:
A lantern capable of repelling fire-based attacks against a region. Working best if placed within a structure, it will reduce the effectiveness of fire-based attacks on it's location.
Font && Liquid Grist:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Grist Writer:
A pen that writes utilizing small amounts of Grist to materialize the words on the paper. Although this allows for plenty of cool formatting tricks, such as rainbow text or glowing stuff, it costs Grist to write with it.
Blowtorch & Blowdart Gun:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Firey Blowdart Gun:
The Blowdart Gun, but now with fire attacked to it. This changes it to a fire-based attack, and up's it damage to deal 2000 extra damage in total.
Squid Pro Quo Ink && Ink-Blade:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Ink-Blade Pro:
The Ink-Blade, but with a slightly different design, and now bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Splatoon weapon. Firing a light grey colored ink now, to reflect your still Unaligned status, it deals 3000 extra damage to a target and inflicts the Inked status. For some reason, you feel like the color of the ink will change depending on your team.
Superhero Vest || Stolen Health Aegis:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Health-Draining Hero's Vest:
The same Superhero's Vest, but imbued with the ability to steal health from attacked foes.
You smash Tricky's face in! 1 Damage as it can't come up with a counter for it!
No. I was quoting Pokemon, and... it "appeared" to be caught doesn't mean it was caught.
Anyways. Most of these are Free Actions and don't require your actual Player Power, so you just ask Paradox and Algot. Looking at your research facility, it appears test results are still inconclusive. You'll have to wait until they finish up.
Book of Anagrams && Obscenely Dense Religious Tome || Pen of Puns:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Pen of Religious Wordplay:
A pen capable of rearranging the letters in any religious book to create bad puns, and then utilizing them attack. Like the Modern Elemental Wand, this gives a basic boost of 3000 Player Power to any action it relates to.
Tricky is burnt heavily by the chemical reaction, dealing 4 damage to him! The Grist Synthesizer is summoned, but can't exactly do anything but give a structure a Grist Cache! You'll need to attach it to something.
You join the [SC] faction!
Runic Stylus && Screwdriver:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Screwdriver Stylus:
A stylus with a - headed screwdriver on the back, allowing for both to be used in quick conjunction. Although not invaluable, surely this will help you in your quest for magitech stuff!
Preview: Laptop && Grimoire:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Grimoire Doc:
A google doc file designated to storing and compiling practically anything in the Grimoire of question. Although a blank Grimoire costs nothing, converting a more powerful Grimoire with more information will cost more Grist.
Continuing to modify the Magnetic Field Rejector, you think you're almost there. A couple more actions should do the trick, as already it's been working on more than the electromagnetic fields...
Although the table looks cool in a post, it kinda breaks down when you're quoting it. I wonder how the quote will show up.
Cannon Pistol && Cueball:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Cueball Pistol:
The Cannon Pistol, but it shoots an impossibly large pool ball. Although it does the same amount of damage as the Cannon Pistol (3000 extra), it might be more effective on billards-based entities, like The Felt. Well, assuming they show up at least.
Puzzle || 1000 Years:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Convoluted History Puzzle:
A puzzle that requires immense knowledge of the past thousand years to solve.
You don't have a Handgun Cannon, but you have a Cannon Pistol! Despite this, you shoot him with both, and deal 2 HV damage!
Preview: "Bad Wolf" && "A Nice Grandma" && "Determination" && "Don't Panic":
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Morally Satisfying Fairy Tale:
A morally satisfying fairy tale that has no real effect other than for teaching good morals to little kids. Quotations didn't change anything.
Welcome to the game... oh god. It's a JoeBOB. Never the less, you obtain 5000 Grist to start!
(Book/Paper/Stone Tablet/USB on Glyph Magic) || Wand:
[LVL 6 - 20000 Grist] Glyphic Wand:
A wand covered in various arcane glyphs, the item is capable of summoning a large variety of glyphs and using them in a variety of ways. Boosts any action related to these by a base of 3000 Player Power.
Five Small Glass Vials && Glyphic Magic:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Concentrated Glyphs:
A somehow liquidized version of the magic that the Glyphs contain. Not very powerful, considering the Glyphs themselves provide the magic and as of right now, bottled and concentrated stuff does not form a glyph.
Crystalline Material || Mana:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Mana Crystal:
A crystal of concentrated mana. Glowing a light purple, it glows with the power of magic given form.
Tricky attempts to block the grenade, but wastes 2 Improbability Reserve trying to transmute it! 5 damage as the representation of immutability hits!
Mundane Knife && Mundane Blowtorch:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] The Thousand Degree Knife:
A dead meme from long ago, yet it still applies here. It deals 2,500 extra damage when used on an attack, and is fire-based to boot!
Preview: Brobot && Grist Trader Finder && 10 Habits of a Successful Grist Trader:
[LVL 6 -20000 Grist] Trader Brobot:
A robot that's been trained to emulate the habits of a successful Grist Trader and work like one. Although not quite as good as the real thing, it's certainly a decent replica and will trade Grist for useful items.
+2000 Grist!
You focus, and manage to construct the Grist Repair Robot using what's probably too much Grist! 36000 Grist is left in the reserve pile, but it grants Festive Fort Grist a grand total of 4000 Regen a Turn!
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End of Turn Battle:Festive Fort Grist fires on Tricky's feet, dealing 2 damage of HV to him as he's forced to use a point of improbability reserve to keep his feet moving! All AG forces also realize that they need a total of 3 entities to be safe from Player Injury by the Godmodder, a requirement they don't currently meet due to everything being piled into Fort Grist! Fort Grist regens to full health! The Alchemiter Research Facility builds a charge!
All of the Science entities collectively deal 1 point of HV damage to Tricky! The L.O.B.A.V. finishes it's charge and produces a Zombie Trooper!
The remaining Unaligned forces attack Tricky, and deal 1 damage as well!
The Godmodder releases the Grist he formed to summon a secondary wave of entities! Disoriented by the fact they were just summoned, they'll have to wait until next turn to attack...
Tricky looks at ParadoxDragonPaci and Ghost Armor 1337! Irritated because he can't attack either of them directly, the Magitech Library finds itself encased in ice and snow, along with the MagnaGuard suddenly being teleported a thousand feet up and falling to their deaths! Unaligned Players find themselves vulnerable!
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Main Battlefield - The Mountaintop -
[AG- Alastair] Festive Fort Grist: 22000/26000 HP, Total Attack: 8000, HP Regen: 4000
Added Grist-Based Functions -
- Grist Reserve - 36,000 Grist, Current Grist Generated: 600 per turn
- Grist Synthesizer - +1100 Grist to the Reserve per turn!
- Grist Forge - -2000 Grist to any alchemies created using it! Costs 250 Grist a turn.
Attacks -
- Grist Cannon - 2000 Attack - Requires Grist Cannonballs to function! [Grist Cannonballs: 12 + Cannoneer: 250 Grist Per Turn]
- Breech Loading Swivel Guns x2 - 3000 Attack without requiring reloads!
Defenses -
- Large Trench - Manages to prevent most ground-based melee attacks!
- Grist Repair Bot - +5000 HP Regen a Turn!
[Unaligned - TheGoldenBoy] Alchemiter Research Facility - 5000/5000 HP, Research: [|||||] 4/5
[SC - Jaggerain] L.O.B.A.V - 16000/16000 HP, allows for better creation of bionic entities and virus-based entities
Creating: Nothing!
Dual Grist Foundry - -2000 Grist cost to any alchemy!
[SC - Jaggerain] Zombie Trooper - 10000/1000 Hp, 3000 Attack
[SC - Jaggerain] Security Drones - 2000/2000 HP x2, 500 Attack x2
[SC - Jaggerain] War Engineer - 5000/5000 HP, 2000 Attack
[SC - Jaggerain] Unwavering Scientist - 4000/4000 HP, 2000 Attack, Immunity to Mind Control
[SC- hungry visitor] Magitech Library - 10000/10000 HP, 2000 Defense - Allows for studying and better actions with magitech. [Frozen - 2 Turns Remaining! Can't be used until melted!]
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Timeless Infantry - 7000/7000 HP, 1500 Attack
[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Girl with the Green Hair - 12000/12000 HP, 3000 Attack, 500 Defense [Equipped: Stereotypical Anime Cloak]
[Unaligned] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)
[PG] Godmodder: 29/30 HP
[PG - Boss] Tricky, Ice Jester: 110/148 Health Vial
Improbability Reserve - 4/10
NEXT ABILITY: I Can Do Anything - Ready in 3!
[PG] Backup Jesters x3 - 10000/10000 HP x3, Improbaility Reserve +1 Per Turn x3
[PG] Overenthusiastic Kids x10 - 5000/5000 HP x10, 2000 Attack x10
Though they lack the ability to actually snowball, they throw lots of them.
[AG] Parents x5 - 15000/15000 HP x5, Disapproving Stare Attack x5
Supporting their kids, who are just having fun. Essentially, a bunch of Karens.
[Anti-Godmodder] Plague - 13000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 4000 Grist
[Science] Jaggerain - 20000 Grist
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 43000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 17000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 0 Grist
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 40000 Grist
[Science] Paradoxdragonpaci - 25000 Grist
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 15000 Grist - Slightly Injured!
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 33000 Grist
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 29000 Grist
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 35000 Grist
[Unaligned] Algot - 16000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] TheGoldenBoy - 11000 Grist
[Science] hungry visitor - 17000 Grist
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 33000 Grist
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 25000 Grist
[Neutral] Gnich - 5000 Grist
[Unaligned] JOEbob - 1000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 4000 Grist
[Science] Jaggerain - 20000 Grist
[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 43000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Splashcat - 17000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 0 Grist
[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 40000 Grist
[Science] Paradoxdragonpaci - 25000 Grist
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 15000 Grist - Slightly Injured!
[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 33000 Grist
[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 29000 Grist
[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 35000 Grist
[Unaligned] Algot - 16000 Grist
[Anti-Godmodder] TheGoldenBoy - 11000 Grist
[Science] hungry visitor - 17000 Grist
[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 33000 Grist
[Unaligned] Ghost Armor 1337 - 25000 Grist
[Neutral] Gnich - 5000 Grist
[Unaligned] JOEbob - 1000 Grist
This might be the last update for a little while. I'm going traveling over Christmas Break, but I'll try and update as soon as I can. Happy Holidays to everyone here, and I'll probably see you guys at the very end of the year!
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