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(God/Greater)
Rejection letter || Magnetic Field Reflector
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Maybe the summoning Portal instead? The sooner it dies . . .7,000 Grist
Lucky Shot && Whatever That-Random-Guy just made.
Lucky Shot || Sniper RIfle
I take a LUCKY SHOT at the Soldiers! I go through a series of elaborate rituals to build up luck, including building up speed for 17 hours and then backwards long jumping to warp through parallel luck universes to shoot them!
Robotics factory && Armory && Biological Testing Facility.
I spend all remaining actions, if I have any left, to summon more grist to fuel my next or current alchemy.
Also I'm currently neutral, until I figure out my faction.
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Inventory: Staff of Withering.
Conveyor Belt && A Picture Of The Players Of This Game
Pendulum && Morning Star
The Godmodder's Mom || Wrecking Ball
I go to work attacking the portal with my Valkyrie Hal-Blade, slicing and dicing it up
Monk Staff && Shuriken
Purple Belt in Karate && Chinese Dragon Parade Float
[No Faction] Alastair - 0 Grist
Inventory: None
1, 2, 5, 7, 12, 20, 30, 50, 75, 120,[] 180, 250, 400, 600, 1000, 1300, 1700, 2400, 3500, 5000
I gasp dramatically and call out to the Godmodder. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE FORT GRIST YOU CAD!"
With my declaration as Anti-Godmodder out of the way, I proceed to use this turn's worth of Grist to create a canon for Fort Grist! However, I neglect to make any Grist Cannonballs. Hmm...
Before I do anything else though... I flip that switch. Surely it's not a bad idea, right?
Before I can suffer the consequences, I proceed to use myself as ammunition for my Grist Cannon and launch myself... at the portal! The soldiers can wait their turn! Maybe! Portal's got to go first though!
A bidoof appears in Fort Grist, and begins hanging up Christmas lights adorably.
I head into the Dojo and realize that I require students! Also, The Master Sensei seems to be a bit frail, considering he only applies a one-time boost... maybe I should improve him a bit?
Master Sensei && Peak-Condition Clone
Well, there's the Master improved, I should make some students now! You... uh, don't have the master.
Anime Girl && Massive Potential && Green Hair Dye
Of course, while these two were working together to improve, I'd need something to actually defend us! They aren't working together. They don't exist yet.
Medieval Footman && Laser Rifle && Halberd
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Stereotypical Anime Cloak:
Along with having way too many impractical uses to list (such as imitating any anime character on the face of the planet), the cloak can provide the user to instantly pull things that really shouldn't fit in the pockets out of them (video-game protagonist style) and provide a little bit of defense.
You don't have this due to a lack of Grist.
[LVL 4 - 12,000 Grist]
Master Sensei -
An entity capable of providing a 1-time boost to an entity's stats as he teaches them. Applies to actual, moving and breathing entities, increasing their HP and attack by 1000 and 500 respectively.
Or this.
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist]
Timeless Dojo -
A structure resembling an ancient dojo of the times of yore but modified with modern technologies and necessities. Gravity plating and a healing center allows for a small amount of additional training, along with a healing capability.
I deploy a jumper block extension and one punch card shunt.
then I alchemize Capchlouge card && camera
lastly I try, the infinileaf clover && Felix felecis || Leprecaun.
(x1)I alchemise the Paradox Wand
(x1) With the Paradox Wand, I stare at the soldiers... now fo you know what's a Paradox ?? A Pacifist Soldier. I create a Paradox in the soldiers, turning them into pacifists who I then give tickets to a very nice vacation spot.
(x1)I feed the Memetic Snack to the Fort Grist, this makes it highly popular on the Internet, steadying attracting viewers to the website I opened up for it. There's a small donation link there asking for Grist or any other supplies. Hopefully, some of the people attracted will be generous.
Equipping the items I have Alchemized, I charge the godmodder, hoping to slash him with my sword, not to deal damage though that would be a nice bonus, but to blind him and stop him from concentrating on his summoning.
1. Throne of Heroes(Fate) && Nidavellir(MCU)
2. Curse of Achilles && Dragon's Blood
3. Yongpyo && Kamen Rider Zero-One
5K Build Grist
Hmm... the Supercapacitor's instability is going to be a major liability. I won't be able to fix it until I get some better materials, though.
(x1) But first, I think I'll need to acquire more Grist. I heft my E-TAR and take aim at one of the Soldiers with the gun's iron sights, then pull the trigger. A burst of high-speed rounds fires from the barrel and impacts the Soldier, riddling their body with bullets.
Now, I will have hopefully acquired some more Grist from this act, so I'll alchemize some more components...
Experimental Supercapacitor && Reinforced Casing = Reinforced Supercapacitor
REINFORCED SUPERCAPACITOR: An upgraded version of the Experimental Supercapacitor housed within a reinforced casing, preventing it from exploding.
Lithium Battery && Air Pockets && Super-Wire = Lithium-Air Superbattery
LITHIUM-AIR SUPERBATTERY: An advanced lithium-air battery upgraded with lossless superconducting wire, making it significantly more efficient.
A small explosion occurs on the battlefield, and after it subsided there was a strange being. It looked mechanical, though you have a feeling it wouldn't like being called that. It also looked incredibly skeletal and....oh goddamnit don't tell me this is who I think it is.
"-enobi! Wait? What?!" Screamed General Grievous "Impossible! Where am I!?"
After a minute of studying his surroundings, the cyborg General takes notice of the soldiers summoned by the summoning portal. "Wherr have I been taken?! Answer, Republic dogs!"
The Soldiers, of course, provide no answer. And since this is someone who isn't the Godmodder ot someone serving him on the Battlefield, a group of them proceeds to rush towards him and attack.
"If it's a fight you want, I'll gladly give you one!" Says Grievous. He dropped his cloak on the ground, revealing his full body.
Its ass kicking time.
Action 1: Grievous quickly grabbed one of the approaching soldiers by the chest with one of his clawed feet, then twirling him around and slamming him into the ground, crushing him. Turning back to the rest of the soldiers, he pulled out two lightsabers, igniting them with that delightful sound we all know and love. He jumped up, and brought the lightsabers down on two of the soldiers, stabbing them through the tops of their head. As the rest of them hem state in shock and fear, he quickly slices them apart with a series of quick slashes from his sabers.
Action 2: Lightsabers still at the ready, Grievous examines the rest of the soldiers, prepared to resume his slaughter, before he takes notice of thesummoning portal. The General is able to quickly ascertain this is where the rest of them came from, and so it's important to take that out first. His two arms begin splitting apart into an entirely different pair, and he pulls out his personal blaster-the Grievance Striker. General Grievous bumrushes the portal, readying his blaster in one of his main arms and three lightsabers in the other. Any soldiers attempting to attack him on the way quickly find themselves torn apart by the deadly blades. Once he gets there he aims his blaster at the portal and fires directly inside of it. Slicing at it with Lightsabers is clearly less likely to do anything, but firing inside it might do something.
Action 3: Finally, the General notices everybody using the Alchemiter, and using my to create new items. He moves over to it, his large mechanical claws heralding his arrival as he did, and rudely pushes whoever just finished using it out of the way and inspects it closely.
"An unusual machine! But maybe it can be useful.....let's see what it can do!"
Blue Lightsaber && Grievance Blaster
Inventory:
5000 Grist
Adamantium Sword && Endlessly Replenishing Bullets
The above is handed off to nyatsunemiku, for use in the Lucky Gun against the Summoning Portal
Other 2 Actions: I hide in Alastair's Grist Fort (free action I think), and set up a grist mine/synthesizer (two actions)
7,000 Grist
Lucky Shot && Whatever That-Random-Guy just made.
Lucky Shot || Sniper Rifle
I take a LUCKY SHOT at the Summoning Portal! I go through a series of elaborate rituals to build up luck, including building up speed for 17 hours and then backwards long jumping to warp through parallel luck universes to shoot it!
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Magnetic Field Rejector:
A gun that instead of shooting any typically styled bullet, fires a cone instead. Anything and everything within this cone no longer has any magnetic field applied to it.
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade
Pen && Sword:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Ink-Blade:
A sword that can ink the enemy and cover them in black, similar to a game of Splatoon. Deals 2,500 extra damage to them when used as a part of an attack action.
Plastic Armor && Comic Books:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Comical Armor
A plastic suit of armor that can shift to replicate a classic suit of superhero armor. The only problem is that it's plastic, and therefore doesn't posses the same powers as the real thing. Still provides basic protection.
Formulas Discovered:
D100 && Hussie's Broomstick Replica:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Narrative's Whims:
A pair of ornately carved metal D10s, which control a minor event in reality depending on the roll.
Slinky && Knife
Boxing Glove && Lightsaber
John Egbert's Dissected Corpse From My Chem Class && G.I. Joe Doll
I make one more add-on to the Bionic-Laboratory.
Bionic Laboratory && Virology Lab.
I then convert the rest of my actions unto Grist to fuel the current alchemy I've started on.
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Actions: 1 is spent creating and additional add-on for the Bionic-Laboratory, the Virology lab.
(Virology is the study and applications of viruses)
2 is spent bring converted into Grist.
3 is spent to hopefully finish the Alchemy, if not it's also converted into grist to aid the Current Alchemy Progress.
((I'm AG, BTW))
6K Build Grist
I spend an action by spending the Fort's Grist Reserve to alchemize Grist Cannonballs for the Cannon, then spend the remaining two actions firing my E-TAR at the Summoning Portal, destroying it!
Hwacha Arrows && Sun Wukong's Staff
Paintbrush && Paint Pallet
I then spin the Shuriken Staff like a propeller to launch a barrage of shurikens at the portal.
I capitalize on the power of Reddit from last turn to get someone to come and be Festive Fort Grist's Cannoneer! They'll make Cannonballs at a rate of 100 Grist a turn for the Fort's Cannon to fire, drawing exclusively from the +500 Grist a turn it gets!
With Action number 2, I apply a large piece of tape, slightly larger than the portal itself, press it firmly against its nonexistent surface, and then peel it off of reality! Then, before physics can object, I roll it up and shove it into the nearest Black Hole. Since Godmodder, on the whole, are evil bastards who know not love, the Godmodder clearly has a Black Hole for a heart. Ergo, I shove his own portal into his heart! And he can't remove it, since it's stuck to the tape and the tape I stuck it to.... WAS DOUBLE SIDED! So now the Portal is stuck to his Black Hole of a heart!
And finally, I use my 5,000 Grist and use it to create a Grist Forge! Now, I can use it to shape, melt, crush, and otherwise work Grist to make tools and other materials out of it directly! Naturally, the Grist Forge is an add-on to Festive Fort Grist. Wait, what fuels its fires? A GM determined amount of Grist is burned with each use, of course!
....yes, this is entirely so I can make swords, shovels, and to see if I can make some sort of more valuable grist from the processes. Plus maybe Grist Sheet metals.
5,000 Grist
I meticulously place a bunch of d20s on the ground, all on "1", to trick the universe into believing I just had a stroke of bad luck, so it balances out and gives me good luck soon!
I put on some shades, and dual wield the Lucky shot and Lucky Gunblade for a 2x luck based double-action combo shot at the summoning portal!
I preview Lucky Gunblade && Tiny Emerald Throne.
Photagralouge Camera
I try Build Grist && cookie clicker
then I do super smash bros ultimate && waluigi
lastly I " Robobot Armor || set of plain clothes"
(x1)I mourn the unnecessary loss of Lives, and with my action, create the Graveyard, nothing more then a memorial to the list of entities killed in this war.
(x1)Using my ability to think with Portals, I create 2 of them, one above another, and drop some water into it, creating an infinitely falling water stream, I then place a turbine such that it will forever be spun by this and link this to an Energy-to-Matter Fabricator, I then use a jail broken Gristibator to convert the Matter into Grist automatically. I then seal up the entire set up in a box and Attach it to the Grist Synthesiser.
(x1)with the Paradox Wand, I create a bunch of Paradoxes onto the Godmodder, I'll only get one chance at what I'm attempting to do. Therefore, I first bombard the Godmodder with Dark Light, blinding him temporarily with Pure Darkness before turning his Up into a Down, flipping him over instantly.I then cause his Lack of a Cape into an Excess of Capes, preventing him from easily getting up. When he does so, he's too late from my completion of the 2 Paradoxes that will hopefully hurt him. I first make him Weak, for a Godmodder is the Apex of Strength, and thus, a Paradox is them being at the very bottom of the pecking ladder, and so he is thus. The second is the Paradox of Life, for to live is to Die, andas he was alive, he is now Dead. This doesn't stick for obvious reasons, but the emotional damage of his inevitable Death will hopefully do something.
Grievous studies his new weapon, impressed by the Alchemiter.
"Ahaha! A fine new weapon! This device will serve me well!"
Then he turns to the Godmodder, and sees him speeding up the portal. So, he logically (but incorrectly) assumes that he's the reason he brought him here. And considering the people who have powers in his universe are pretty much exclusively Jedi, he also assumes that the Godmodder must be one.
"Jedi filth! You dare to take me here against my will?! You will die, the same as so many of your brethren before you, no matter what powers you have gained!"
Action 1: Grievous equips a pair of Lightsabers in his first pair of arms and his Bluesaber Blaster and Grievance Striker in the other. After that he starts rushing towards the Godmodder like some sort of demented skeletal cyborg raptor. He used the two Blasters to fire at the Godmodder while he was at a distance, then suddenly switching to using his Lightsabers once he was close enough to catch him off guard. The General proceeds to attack the Godmodder with a series of swift slashes and strikes.
....and during the battle, he ends up accidentally destroying the remote the Godmodder was using to disable extensions
Action 2: Since he's now noticed that someone has been using Grist to build up a fort, Grievous decided to use this "Grist" for something too. So he takes 6000 Grist, and uses it to create a small troupe of MagnaGuards (represented as one entity of it wasn't obvious). 1000 of that Grist is used to give them the ability to block attacks, 2000 goes into their HP, and 3000 goes into their attack.
"Kill them all!" He says, pointing at the soldiers and by extension the summoning portal.
Action 3: As an afterthought, he fires off a blast from the Bluesaber Blaster into the summoning portal.
2000 Grist
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Bluesaber Blaster
A standard Grevious Blaster, but tinted blue. It shoots cyan-colored empowered bullets akin to the blades of lightsabers that deal 2500 extra damage to those shot with it.
... the power to erase something so fundamental to the universes laws... I gotta test the implications for bioelectricity (in brain and nerves) by shooting into the mass of AG soldiers (which I do).
EMP-Grenade || Magnetic Field Rejector
I want to predict what
Magnetic Field Rejector || Assault Rifle
does
Upon getting up and looking around, I would realize that me Ink blast on the Godmodder did absolutely nothing to stop him from summoning I would place my attention on using my Ink-Blade the Ink and attack the Medic Soldiers, Charging in like a Drunken Demoknight
Bag of Holding && Pokeball
Starlink(Elon's new satellite) && Ar-15
Rabbit Fullbottle && Steel Sword
I'll spend all three actions searching for more Grist!
6000 Grist
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Stereotypical Anime Cloak:
Along with having way too many impractical uses to list (such as imitating any anime character on the face of the planet), the cloak can provide the user to instantly pull things that really shouldn't fit in the pockets out of them (video-game protagonist style) and provide a little bit of defense.
I Is AG
Preview: Tuba && Cubicle && Cake && Chlorine Gas && Mr. Clean && Chives
Action 1: Build Grist && Preciousness
Action 2: && && ||
Action 3: && || ||
Action 1: Godmodder's HP && Decrement Operator (because apparently the alchemiter misread "--" in my last post)
Action 2: Bag of Holding && Vacuum
Action 3: I drop the Obscenely Dense Religious Book on the Summoning Portal, crushing him under the weight. What? You people thought I was going to do some elaborate symbolism-dense attack with that? Nah, it's still like the third turn of the game.
Obscenely Dense Religious Book [Lv. 2]
I join the game!
Using my initial hoard of Grist, I begin with a few simple alchemies.
Action 1: Wand && Sword
Action 2: Tuba && Cubicle
Action 3: Staff && Spear && Sniper Rifle