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Defeat the Godmodder 2: Alchemiquest

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5K Build Grist

Hmm... the Supercapacitor's instability is going to be a major liability. I won't be able to fix it until I get some better materials, though.

(x1) But first, I think I'll need to acquire more Grist. I heft my E-TAR and take aim at one of the Soldiers with the gun's iron sights, then pull the trigger. A burst of high-speed rounds fires from the barrel and impacts the Soldier, riddling their body with bullets.

Now, I will have hopefully acquired some more Grist from this act, so I'll alchemize some more components...

Experimental Supercapacitor && Reinforced Casing = Reinforced Supercapacitor

REINFORCED SUPERCAPACITOR: An upgraded version of the Experimental Supercapacitor housed within a reinforced casing, preventing it from exploding.

Lithium Battery && Air Pockets && Super-Wire = Lithium-Air Superbattery

LITHIUM-AIR SUPERBATTERY: An advanced lithium-air battery upgraded with lossless superconducting wire, making it significantly more efficient.
 
A small explosion occurs on the battlefield, and after it subsided there was a strange being. It looked mechanical, though you have a feeling it wouldn't like being called that. It also looked incredibly skeletal and....oh goddamnit don't tell me this is who I think it is.

"-enobi! Wait? What?!" Screamed General Grievous "Impossible! Where am I!?"

After a minute of studying his surroundings, the cyborg General takes notice of the soldiers summoned by the summoning portal. "Wherr have I been taken?! Answer, Republic dogs!"

The Soldiers, of course, provide no answer. And since this is someone who isn't the Godmodder ot someone serving him on the Battlefield, a group of them proceeds to rush towards him and attack.

"If it's a fight you want, I'll gladly give you one!" Says Grievous. He dropped his cloak on the ground, revealing his full body.

Its ass kicking time.

Action 1: Grievous quickly grabbed one of the approaching soldiers by the chest with one of his clawed feet, then twirled him around and slamming him into the ground, crushing him. Turning back to the rest of the soldiers, he pulled out two lightsabers, igniting them with that delightful sound we all know and love. He jumped up, and brought the lightsabers down on two of the soldiers, stabbing them through the tops of their head. As the rest of them stared in shock and fear, he quickly slices them apart with a series of quick slashes from his sabers.

Action 2: Lightsabers still at the ready, Grievous examines the rest of the soldiers, prepared to resume his slaughter, before he takes notice of thesummoning portal. The General is able to quickly ascertain this is where the rest of them came from, and so it's important to take that out first. His two arms begin splitting apart into an entirely different pair, and he pulls out his personal blaster-the Grievance Striker. General Grievous bumrushes the portal, readying his blaster in one of his main arms and three lightsabers in the other. Any soldiers attempting to attack him on the way quickly find themselves torn apart by the deadly blades. Once he gets there he aims his blaster at the portal and fires directly inside of it. Slicing at it with Lightsabers is clearly less likely to do anything, but firing inside it might do something.

Action 3: Finally, the General notices everybody using the Alchemiter, and using my to create new items. He moves over to it, his large mechanical claws heralding his arrival as he did, and rudely pushes whoever just finished using it out of the way and inspects it closely.

"An unusual machine! But maybe it can be useful.....let's see what it can do!"

Blue Lightsaber && Grievance Blaster

Inventory:
5000 Grist
 
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Adamantium Sword && Endlessly Replenishing Bullets

The above is handed off to nyatsunemiku, for use in the Lucky Gun against the Summoning Portal

Other 2 Actions: I hide in Alastair's Grist Fort (free action I think), and set up a grist mine/synthesizer (two actions)
 
7,000 Grist

Lucky Shot && Whatever That-Random-Guy just made.

Lucky Shot || Sniper RIfle

I take a LUCKY SHOT at the Summoning Portal! I go through a series of elaborate rituals to build up luck, including building up speed for 17 hours and then backwards long jumping to warp through parallel luck universes to shoot it!
 
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7,000 Grist

Lucky Shot && Whatever That-Random-Guy just made.

Lucky Shot || Sniper RIfle

I take a LUCKY SHOT at the Soldiers! I go through a series of elaborate rituals to build up luck, including building up speed for 17 hours and then backwards long jumping to warp through parallel luck universes to shoot them!
Maybe the summoning Portal instead? The sooner it dies . . .
 
Update 3
Robotics factory && Armory && Biological Testing Facility.

I spend all remaining actions, if I have any left, to summon more grist to fuel my next or current alchemy.

Also I'm currently neutral, until I figure out my faction.

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Inventory: Staff of Withering.

Robotics Factory && Armory && Biological Testing Facility:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Bionic Labratory:
A simple labratory dedicated to the infusion of tech with life. Slightly questionable in it's techniques, but capable of creating mechanical-life fusion entities with Grist being provided.

You have two actions left, and convert each into 2000 Grist! Doesn't seem like it's nearly as effective to convert them into Grist, but it is possible...
Also, you start the
Neutral faction, represented by [N]! No Faction changes to Unaligned in response.

Conveyor Belt && A Picture Of The Players Of This Game

Pendulum && Morning Star

The Godmodder's Mom || Wrecking Ball

Conveyor Belt && Picture of the Players:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Picture Maker:
An assembly line capable of making pictures. Currently set to somehow include everyone posing for a picture atop the newly-constructed Fort Grist, despite this never happening.


Pendulum && Morning Star:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Stellar Pendulum:

A pendulum of ornate brass. Mystically linked to the sun, and serves as a way to tell the time on this barren stone field.

The Godmodder's Mom || Wrecking Ball:

[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Karen:
A wrecking ball to any company she dares behold and berate. A stereotypical outraged mom, essentially.


I go to work attacking the portal with my Valkyrie Hal-Blade, slicing and dicing it up

Monk Staff && Shuriken
Purple Belt in Karate && Chinese Dragon Parade Float

Before the turn starts, you recieve the 5000 Grist from the last turn, as it didn't register in the inventory.

You attack the portal using the Hal-Blade, and deal a solid 7000 damage to it!

Monk Staff && Shuriken:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Shuriken Staff:
A staff that when swung, fires a shuriken out of it. Said shuriken deals an additional 3000 damage, in addition to being able to attack at range! Whether the latter bit is even important, however, depends on how complex this game ends up as.

Purple Karate Belt && Chinese Dragon Parade Float:

[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Purple Dragon Belt:
A belt that vastly improves the user's karate skills, and improving any martial arts based attack by 2500 damage. Plenty of versatility with this!


[No Faction] Alastair - 0 Grist
Inventory: None
1, 2, 5, 7, 12, 20, 30, 50, 75, 120,[] 180, 250, 400, 600, 1000, 1300, 1700, 2400, 3500, 5000

I gasp dramatically and call out to the Godmodder. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE FORT GRIST YOU CAD!"

With my declaration as Anti-Godmodder out of the way, I proceed to use this turn's worth of Grist to create a canon for Fort Grist! However, I neglect to make any Grist Cannonballs. Hmm...

Before I do anything else though... I flip that switch. Surely it's not a bad idea, right?

Before I can suffer the consequences, I proceed to use myself as ammunition for my Grist Cannon and launch myself... at the portal! The soldiers can wait their turn! Maybe! Portal's got to go first though!

You declare yourself as an Anti-Godmodder, or an [AG] for short!

Grist used to build the Grist Cannon, which has 1000 attack per turn... as long as it has ammunition. Which... it doesn't.

You also flip on that switch inside the Alchemiter, which will have it's effects explained at the end of the turn. You didn't stick around to notice by launching yourself out of the cannon - and then dealing 6000 damage to it in the process, hitting it head first!

A bidoof appears in Fort Grist, and begins hanging up Christmas lights adorably.

You do so, making Fort Grist fit the season and adding 13000 HP to it's max health! Fort Grist is now Festive Fort Grist!

I head into the Dojo and realize that I require students! Also, The Master Sensei seems to be a bit frail, considering he only applies a one-time boost... maybe I should improve him a bit?

Master Sensei && Peak-Condition Clone

Well, there's the Master improved, I should make some students now! You... uh, don't have the master.

Anime Girl && Massive Potential && Green Hair Dye

Of course, while these two were working together to improve, I'd need something to actually defend us! They aren't working together. They don't exist yet.

Medieval Footman && Laser Rifle && Halberd

[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Stereotypical Anime Cloak:
Along with having way too many impractical uses to list (such as imitating any anime character on the face of the planet), the cloak can provide the user to instantly pull things that really shouldn't fit in the pockets out of them (video-game protagonist style) and provide a little bit of defense.

You don't have this due to a lack of Grist.
[LVL 4 - 12,000 Grist]
Master Sensei -
An entity capable of providing a 1-time boost to an entity's stats as he teaches them. Applies to actual, moving and breathing entities, increasing their HP and attack by 1000 and 500 respectively.

Or this.
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist]
Timeless Dojo -
A structure resembling an ancient dojo of the times of yore but modified with modern technologies and necessities. Gravity plating and a healing center allows for a small amount of additional training, along with a healing capability.

Still a placeholder.
Errm... it appears that you've misunderstood the rules. I've... left some comments in the post. Nevertheless, the alchemy attempts you just did are indeed valid actions. Here you go:

Master Sensei && Peak-Condition Clone:

[LVL 8 - 50,000 Grist] Prime Master Sensei:
The Master Sensei in his prime. Still can only preform a one-time boost to the entities as they train under his tutelage, but it comes over the course of 3 turns and is significantly better, providing a higher increase. (You don't have him, or the Master Sensei. Not enough Grist.)

Anime Girl && Massive Potential && Green Hair Dye:

[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] The Girl with the Green Hair:
A stereotypical anime girl, capable of incredible feats and the standard stuff. Despite this, even the heroes with the most potential won't grow fighting things without effort...

Medieval Footman && Laser Rifle && Halberd:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Timeless Infantry -
A footman pulled from the medieval times and equipped with both modern and ancient weaponry.



I deploy a jumper block extension and one punch card shunt.
then I alchemize Capchlouge card && camera
lastly I try, the infinileaf clover && Felix felecis || Leprecaun.

The jumper block extension doesn't seem to have a slot to fit into the Alchemiter here... but that's when you notice the Godmodder with some kind of remote. That sneaky piece of irritation and trolling shut off the extension ports!

Capchlouge Card && Camera:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Photaugralouge Camera:
A camera that prints Capchlogue Cards of whatever it captures. Many items don't seem to register well with it though, especially considering the limited capabilities of the Capchlouge Card's limit of item possibilities...

Infinileaf Clover && Felix Felecis || Leprechaun

[LVL 16 - 1,300,000 Grist, 20,000 Precious Grist] Stupidly Lucky Leprechaun:
A leprechaun that literally alters timelines with his very presence to make everything go the best way it possibly can for him by manipulating luck probabilities. Quite the chaotic individual and probably a bad idea to alchemise.


(x1)I alchemise the Paradox Wand
(x1) With the Paradox Wand, I stare at the soldiers... now fo you know what's a Paradox ?? A Pacifist Soldier. I create a Paradox in the soldiers, turning them into pacifists who I then give tickets to a very nice vacation spot.
(x1)I feed the Memetic Snack to the Fort Grist, this makes it highly popular on the Internet, steadying attracting viewers to the website I opened up for it. There's a small donation link there asking for Grist or any other supplies. Hopefully, some of the people attracted will be generous.

You alchemize the Paradox Wand, costing you 7000 Grist!

The soldiers look at each other, suddenly having lost their will to fight for the Godmoddder. As you give them their vacation tickets, they thank you and say they're be off by the end of the turn!
Soldiers non-violently dealt with! You would gain Grist right now, but Gutza's action also affects the soldiers...

The Grist becomes a flash hit on Reddit, gaining internet fame and popularity! The Reddit Golds & Platinums you're capable of obtaining, along with the generous donators on GristFort.com, give Fort Grist a cache of 3000 extra Grist to use! Memetic Snack removed from the inventory.


Equipping the items I have Alchemized, I charge the godmodder, hoping to slash him with my sword, not to deal damage though that would be a nice bonus, but to blind him and stop him from concentrating on his summoning.

The Godmodder looks at the attack, and expecting a normal sword slash, creates a small barrier to trip you! Although you end up tripping, the ink from one of the Inkblade's containers gets all over his eyes, making him more vulnerable to attacks!

1. Throne of Heroes(Fate) && Nidavellir(MCU)
2. Curse of Achilles && Dragon's Blood
3. Yongpyo && Kamen Rider Zero-One

Throne of Heroes (Fate) && Nidevellir (Marvel Cinematic Universe):
[LVL 12 - 250,000 Grist, 2000 Precious Grist] Forge of Ideals:
A forge capable of forming entities using the purest ideals that souls represent. With enough Grist, these entities could be exceptionally powerful, but... uh, we have a slight problem of alchemizing this thing first.

Curse of Achilles && Dragon's Blood:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Soul's Weakness:
A potion only usable on Players. Summons them to the field for one turn as an entity with a healthbar, where they get double attack damage for the turn, but also are open to attacks from the Godmodder and his forces. Risky, but potentially powerful.

Yongpyo && Kamen Roder Zero-One:

[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Magitech Android
An android enhanced with the magic found within the Yongpyo. Capable of many superhuman feats.

Rejection letter || Magnetic Field Reflector

Rejection Letter || Magnetic Field Reflector:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Magnetic Field Rejector:
A gun that instead of shooting any typically styled bullet, fires a cone instead. Anything and everything within this cone no longer has any magnetic field applied to it.


5K Build Grist

Hmm... the Supercapacitor's instability is going to be a major liability. I won't be able to fix it until I get some better materials, though.

(x1) But first, I think I'll need to acquire more Grist. I heft my E-TAR and take aim at one of the Soldiers with the gun's iron sights, then pull the trigger. A burst of high-speed rounds fires from the barrel and impacts the Soldier, riddling their body with bullets.

Now, I will have hopefully acquired some more Grist from this act, so I'll alchemize some more components...

Experimental Supercapacitor && Reinforced Casing = Reinforced Supercapacitor

REINFORCED SUPERCAPACITOR: An upgraded version of the Experimental Supercapacitor housed within a reinforced casing, preventing it from exploding.

Lithium Battery && Air Pockets && Super-Wire = Lithium-Air Superbattery

LITHIUM-AIR SUPERBATTERY: An advanced lithium-air battery upgraded with lossless superconducting wire, making it significantly more efficient.

You look at the soldiers with a sense of duty. As a Player, it is your supposed JOB to reduce every threat originating from a Godmodder to zero. ... Wait, that paradox dragon already did something about them peacefully, didn't h-
BANG!
Soldiers eliminated! You and Paradoxdragonpaci both gain 3000 Grist!

Expiremental Supercapacitor && Reinforced Casting:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Reinforced Supercapacitor:
As you said, an upgraded version of the Expiremental one. Now has a 1/10^9999 chance of exploding, which is more than enough to quell worries.

Lithium Battery && Air Pockets && Super-Wire:

[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Lithium-Air Superbattery: An incredibly efficient battery that can go years without running out of charge. (Technically, lithium-air batteries exist already, but...)

A small explosion occurs on the battlefield, and after it subsided there was a strange being. It looked mechanical, though you have a feeling it wouldn't like being called that. It also looked incredibly skeletal and....oh goddamnit don't tell me this is who I think it is.

"-enobi! Wait? What?!" Screamed General Grievous "Impossible! Where am I!?"

After a minute of studying his surroundings, the cyborg General takes notice of the soldiers summoned by the summoning portal. "Wherr have I been taken?! Answer, Republic dogs!"

The Soldiers, of course, provide no answer. And since this is someone who isn't the Godmodder ot someone serving him on the Battlefield, a group of them proceeds to rush towards him and attack.

"If it's a fight you want, I'll gladly give you one!" Says Grievous. He dropped his cloak on the ground, revealing his full body.

Its ass kicking time.

Action 1: Grievous quickly grabbed one of the approaching soldiers by the chest with one of his clawed feet, then twirling him around and slamming him into the ground, crushing him. Turning back to the rest of the soldiers, he pulled out two lightsabers, igniting them with that delightful sound we all know and love. He jumped up, and brought the lightsabers down on two of the soldiers, stabbing them through the tops of their head. As the rest of them hem state in shock and fear, he quickly slices them apart with a series of quick slashes from his sabers.

Action 2: Lightsabers still at the ready, Grievous examines the rest of the soldiers, prepared to resume his slaughter, before he takes notice of thesummoning portal. The General is able to quickly ascertain this is where the rest of them came from, and so it's important to take that out first. His two arms begin splitting apart into an entirely different pair, and he pulls out his personal blaster-the Grievance Striker. General Grievous bumrushes the portal, readying his blaster in one of his main arms and three lightsabers in the other. Any soldiers attempting to attack him on the way quickly find themselves torn apart by the deadly blades. Once he gets there he aims his blaster at the portal and fires directly inside of it. Slicing at it with Lightsabers is clearly less likely to do anything, but firing inside it might do something.

Action 3: Finally, the General notices everybody using the Alchemiter, and using my to create new items. He moves over to it, his large mechanical claws heralding his arrival as he did, and rudely pushes whoever just finished using it out of the way and inspects it closely.

"An unusual machine! But maybe it can be useful.....let's see what it can do!"

Blue Lightsaber && Grievance Blaster

Inventory:
5000 Grist

The soldiers prove themselves to be dead, as right before Grevious would've attacked them they're shot by the Paradox Wand, then literally shot and killed. Irritated, he lands an extra slash on the summoning portal, doing a grand total of 12000 damage!

Blue Lightsaber && Grevience Blaster:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Bluesaber Blaster
A standard Grevious Blaster, but tinted blue. It shoots cyan-colored empowered bullets akin to the blades of lightsabers that deal 2500 extra damage to those shot with it.


Adamantium Sword && Endlessly Replenishing Bullets

The above is handed off to nyatsunemiku, for use in the Lucky Gun against the Summoning Portal

Other 2 Actions: I hide in Alastair's Grist Fort (free action I think), and set up a grist mine/synthesizer (two actions)

Adamantium Sword && Endlessly Replenishing Bullets:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Adamantine Gunblade:
The same blade as before, but this time it's capable of firing bullets at range as well. This, along with the increased amount of Grist poured into it, ups it's damage to 3000 per attack action.

You give the Adamantine Gunblade to Nyatsunemiku, and then build a Grist Synthesizer as well! It's capable of generating 500 Grist a turn, and slowly adds to the Fort Grist Grist Cache.


7,000 Grist

Lucky Shot && Whatever That-Random-Guy just made.

Lucky Shot || Sniper Rifle

I take a LUCKY SHOT at the Summoning Portal! I go through a series of elaborate rituals to build up luck, including building up speed for 17 hours and then backwards long jumping to warp through parallel luck universes to shoot it!

Lucky Shot && Adamantine Gunblade:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Lucky Gunblade:
The Adamantine Gunblade imbued with the luck potential of the Lucky Shot. Deals a grand total of 2500/5000/20000 damage on hits by an adamant bullet, with the same potential of 50/45/5% chance as the previous ones.

Lucky Shot || Sniper Rifle:

[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist]
Lucky Sniper:
The concept of the Lucky Shot, dealing 2000/4000/15000 damage. Deals damage at a longer range, which may or may not come into play. Again, depends on how complex this game gets.

Using the sacred arts of WAHOO, you search for lucky universes and outcomes - giving you a +10 bonus to the D100 roll!
D100 Roll: 57 + 10: 67
You deal an additional 9000 damage to the Summoning Portal!


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End of Turn Battle:

Festive Fort Grist's cannon would fire, but it doesn't have any Grist Cannonballs to fire!
The Grist Synthesizer adds 500 Grist to the Reserve!

The Timeless Infantry attacks the Summoning Portal, dealing 1500 damage to it in total!

The Godmodder wipes the ink from the Ink-blade, irritated that he fell for that in the first place. That isn't gonna happen again. He uses the remainder of his turn to speed up the Summoning Portal, allowing it to summon two groups of entities this turn!

The Summoning Portal summons a second group of Soldiers and a group of Medic Soldiers!

Due to Alastair's actions, Alchemy Preview Mode is activated as several of those weird Spirograph engravings turn back on! Every turn now, one alchemy can be previewed as a free action per person! This will be added to the rules!

Everyone gains 5000 Grist as the turn ends!


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[AG- Alastair] Festive Fort Grist: 20000/20000 HP
Grist Reserve - 3000 Grist
Grist Synthesizer - +500 Grist to the Reserve per turn!
Grist Cannon - 2000 Attack! Requires Grist Cannonballs to function! [Grist Cannonballs: 0]


[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Timeless Infantry - 7000/7000 HP, 1500 Attack

[Unaligned] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)

[PG] Godmodder: 30/30 HP (Inked! More vulnerable to attacks!)

[PG] Summoning Portal: 10500/40000 HP - Summons Soldiers every turn!
[PG] Soldiers: 7000/7000 HP, 2000 Attack
[PG] Medic Soldiers: 6000/3000 HP, 2000 Defense, -1000 Attack

[Unaligned] Plauge126 - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow,

[Unaligned] That-Random-Guy - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword


[Neutral] Jaggerain - 14000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering


[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak


[Unaligned] Splashcat - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text


[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 5000 Grist
Inventory: None


[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade


[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam,


[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade


[Unaligned] Gutza - 6000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery


[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum


[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 10000 Grist
Inventory: None


[Unaligned] Algot - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera,


[Unaligned] TheGoldenBoy - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness


[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 5000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector


[Unaligned] BackAndGoneAgain - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
 
I make one more add-on to the Bionic-Laboratory.

Bionic Laboratory && Virology Lab.

I then convert the rest of my actions unto Grist to fuel the current alchemy I've started on.

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Actions: 1 is spent creating and additional add-on for the Bionic-Laboratory, the Virology lab.

(Virology is the study and applications of viruses)

2 is spent bring converted into Grist.

3 is spent to hopefully finish the Alchemy, if not it's also converted into grist to aid the Current Alchemy Progress.
 
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((I'm AG, BTW))

6K Build Grist

I spend an action by spending the Fort's Grist Reserve to alchemize Grist Cannonballs for the Cannon, then spend the remaining two actions firing my E-TAR at the Summoning Portal, destroying it!
 
Hwacha Arrows && Sun Wukong's Staff
Paintbrush && Paint Pallet

I then spin the Shuriken Staff like a propeller to launch a barrage of shurikens at the portal.
 
I capitalize on the power of Reddit from last turn to get someone to come and be Festive Fort Grist's Cannoneer! They'll make Cannonballs at a rate of 100 Grist a turn for the Fort's Cannon to fire, drawing exclusively from the +500 Grist a turn it gets!

With Action number 2, I apply a large piece of tape, slightly larger than the portal itself, press it firmly against its nonexistent surface, and then peel it off of reality! Then, before physics can object, I roll it up and shove it into the nearest Black Hole. Since Godmodder, on the whole, are evil bastards who know not love, the Godmodder clearly has a Black Hole for a heart. Ergo, I shove his own portal into his heart! And he can't remove it, since it's stuck to the tape and the tape I stuck it to.... WAS DOUBLE SIDED! So now the Portal is stuck to his Black Hole of a heart!

And finally, I use my 5,000 Grist and use it to create a Grist Forge! Now, I can use it to shape, melt, crush, and otherwise work Grist to make tools and other materials out of it directly! Naturally, the Grist Forge is an add-on to Festive Fort Grist. Wait, what fuels its fires? A GM determined amount of Grist is burned with each use, of course!

....yes, this is entirely so I can make swords, shovels, and to see if I can make some sort of more valuable grist from the processes. Plus maybe Grist Sheet metals.
 
5,000 Grist

I meticulously place a bunch of d20s on the ground, all on "1", to trick the universe into believing I just had a stroke of bad luck, so it balances out and gives me good luck soon!
I put on some shades, and dual wield the Lucky shot and Lucky Gunblade for a 2x luck based double-action combo shot at the summoning portal!

I preview Lucky Gunblade && Tiny Emerald Throne.
 
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Photagralouge Camera

I try Build Grist && cookie clicker

then I do super smash bros ultimate && waluigi

lastly I " Robobot Armor || set of plain clothes"
 
(x1)I mourn the unnecessary loss of Lives, and with my action, create the Graveyard, nothing more then a memorial to the list of entities killed in this war.

(x1)Using my ability to think with Portals, I create 2 of them, one above another, and drop some water into it, creating an infinitely falling water stream, I then place a turbine such that it will forever be spun by this and link this to an Energy-to-Matter Fabricator, I then use a jail broken Gristibator to convert the Matter into Grist automatically. I then seal up the entire set up in a box and Attach it to the Grist Synthesiser.

(x1)with the Paradox Wand, I create a bunch of Paradoxes onto the Godmodder, I'll only get one chance at what I'm attempting to do. Therefore, I first bombard the Godmodder with Dark Light, blinding him temporarily with Pure Darkness before turning his Up into a Down, flipping him over instantly.I then cause his Lack of a Cape into an Excess of Capes, preventing him from easily getting up. When he does so, he's too late from my completion of the 2 Paradoxes that will hopefully hurt him. I first make him Weak, for a Godmodder is the Apex of Strength, and thus, a Paradox is them being at the very bottom of the pecking ladder, and so he is thus. The second is the Paradox of Life, for to live is to Die, andas he was alive, he is now Dead. This doesn't stick for obvious reasons, but the emotional damage of his inevitable Death will hopefully do something.
 
Grievous studies his new weapon, impressed by the Alchemiter.

"Ahaha! A fine new weapon! This device will serve me well!"

Then he turns to the Godmodder, and sees him speeding up the portal. So, he logically (but incorrectly) assumes that he's the reason he brought him here. And considering the people who have powers in his universe are pretty much exclusively Jedi, he also assumes that the Godmodder must be one.

"Jedi filth! You dare to take me here against my will?! You will die, the same as so many of your brethren before you, no matter what powers you have gained!"

Action 1: Grievous equips a pair of Lightsabers in his first pair of arms and his Bluesaber Blaster and Grievance Striker in the other. After that he starts rushing towards the Godmodder like some sort of demented skeletal cyborg raptor. He used the two Blasters to fire at the Godmodder while he was at a distance, then suddenly switching to using his Lightsabers once he was close enough to catch him off guard. The General proceeds to attack the Godmodder with a series of swift slashes and strikes.
....and during the battle, he ends up accidentally destroying the remote the Godmodder was using to disable extensions

Action 2: Since he's now noticed that someone has been using Grist to build up a fort, Grievous decided to use this "Grist" for something too. So he takes 6000 Grist, and uses it to create a small troupe of MagnaGuards (represented as one entity of it wasn't obvious). 1000 of that Grist is used to give them the ability to block attacks, 2000 goes into their HP, and 3000 goes into their attack.

"Kill them all!" He says, pointing at the soldiers and by extension the summoning portal.

Action 3: As an afterthought, he fires off a blast from the Bluesaber Blaster into the summoning portal.

2000 Grist
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Bluesaber Blaster
A standard Grevious Blaster, but tinted blue. It shoots cyan-colored empowered bullets akin to the blades of lightsabers that deal 2500 extra damage to those shot with it.
 
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[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Magnetic Field Rejector:
A gun that instead of shooting any typically styled bullet, fires a cone instead. Anything and everything within this cone no longer has any magnetic field applied to it.

... the power to erase something so fundamental to the universes laws... I gotta test the implications for bioelectricity (in brain and nerves) by shooting into the mass of AG soldiers (which I do).

EMP-Grenade || Magnetic Field Rejector

I want to predict what

Magnetic Field Rejector || Assault Rifle

does
 
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Upon getting up and looking around, I would realize that me Ink blast on the Godmodder did absolutely nothing to stop him from summoning I would place my attention on using my Ink-Blade the Ink and attack the Medic Soldiers, Charging in like a Drunken Demoknight

[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade

Pen && Sword:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Ink-Blade:
A sword that can ink the enemy and cover them in black, similar to a game of Splatoon. Deals 2,500 extra damage to them when used as a part of an attack action.

Plastic Armor && Comic Books:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Comical Armor
A plastic suit of armor that can shift to replicate a classic suit of superhero armor. The only problem is that it's plastic, and therefore doesn't posses the same powers as the real thing. Still provides basic protection.

Formulas Discovered:

D100 && Hussie's Broomstick Replica:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Narrative's Whims:
A pair of ornately carved metal D10s, which control a minor event in reality depending on the roll.
 
I'll spend all three actions searching for more Grist!

6000 Grist

[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Stereotypical Anime Cloak:
Along with having way too many impractical uses to list (such as imitating any anime character on the face of the planet), the cloak can provide the user to instantly pull things that really shouldn't fit in the pockets out of them (video-game protagonist style) and provide a little bit of defense.
 
I Is AG

Preview: Tuba && Cubicle && Cake && Chlorine Gas && Mr. Clean && Chives

Action 1: Build Grist && Preciousness

Action 2: && && ||

Action 3: && || ||
 
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Action 1: Godmodder's HP && Decrement Operator (because apparently the alchemiter misread "--" in my last post)

Action 2: Bag of Holding && Vacuum

Action 3: I drop the Obscenely Dense Religious Book on the Summoning Portal, crushing him under the weight. What? You people thought I was going to do some elaborate symbolism-dense attack with that? Nah, it's still like the third turn of the game.

Obscenely Dense Religious Book [Lv. 2]
 
I join the game!

Using my initial hoard of Grist, I begin with a few simple alchemies.

Action 1: Wand && Sword

Action 2: Tuba && Cubicle

Action 3: Staff && Spear && Sniper Rifle
 
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Slinky && Knife

Boxing Glove && Lightsaber

John Egbert's Dissected Corpse From My Chem Class && G.I. Joe Doll

Slinky && Knife:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Extend-o-Knife:
A knife with what is clearly a slinky wedged in between the hilt and actual blade. Despite this defying all laws of known physics, it stays retracted until swung, in which it provides a wide arc. Deals 2,500 extra damage to the target.

Boxing Glove && Lightsaber:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Saber Glove:
A boxing glove with kyber crystals embedded into the knuckles. Emits small razors of plasma in front of the gloves, allowing the user to punch with the power of what is essentially small lightsaber stabs and dealing 2500 extra damage.

Jhon Egbert's Dissected Corpse && G.I. Joe Doll:

[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] John Egbert Doll:
A doll of John in his hero's clothing. Comes complete with Breath aspect powers!


I make one more add-on to the Bionic-Laboratory.

Bionic Laboratory && Virology Lab.

I then convert the rest of my actions unto Grist to fuel the current alchemy I've started on.

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Actions: 1 is spent creating and additional add-on for the Bionic-Laboratory, the Virology lab.

(Virology is the study and applications of viruses)

2 is spent bring converted into Grist.

3 is spent to hopefully finish the Alchemy, if not it's also converted into grist to aid the Current Alchemy Progress.

Action spent to create the Bionic Laboratory, costing 12000 Grist!

Bionic Labratory && Virology Lab:

[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] L.O.B.A.V:
Short for the Labratory of Bionics and Virology, this lab is capable of engineering creatures with both bionics and viruses imbued into their system. You'd better not try to start the cyborg-zombie apocalypse. It replaces the base building as an upgrade instead of a normal alchemy, where you normally keep the components.

You convert your last action into 2000 Grist.


((I'm AG, BTW))

6K Build Grist

I spend an action by spending the Fort's Grist Reserve to alchemize Grist Cannonballs for the Cannon, then spend the remaining two actions firing my E-TAR at the Summoning Portal, destroying it!

AG Faction joined.

You spend the Grist Reserve to alchemize - wait, no, that's just a bunch of Perfectly Generic Objects stuck together. BUILD 12 cannonballs, allowing the Grist Cannon to fire! You also realize each Cannonball costs 250 Grist as you quickly do the math.


Two well placed shots of the E-TAR causes the portal to malfunction, it's portal interior seeming to glitch and then outright disappear! You, Nyatsunemiku, Grevious, Alastair, and Plague all obtain 6,000 Build Grist!

Hwacha Arrows && Sun Wukong's Staff
Paintbrush && Paint Pallet

I then spin the Shuriken Staff like a propeller to launch a barrage of shurikens at the portal.

Hwacha Arrows && Sun Wukong's Staff:
[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Staff of the Thousand Arrows:
A staff capable of summoning way too many arrows, similar to that of a hwacha. Although each of these arrows is individually low powered, they all hit the enemy - and add up to a total of 3,500 extra damage per attack when used.

Paintbrush && Paint Pallet:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Paint Set:
A basic set of tools for painters to use, nothing too special.

The portal's frame creaks and groans as shurikens are embedded in the flame! It's now at negative health...


I capitalize on the power of Reddit from last turn to get someone to come and be Festive Fort Grist's Cannoneer! They'll make Cannonballs at a rate of 100 Grist a turn for the Fort's Cannon to fire, drawing exclusively from the +500 Grist a turn it gets!

With Action number 2, I apply a large piece of tape, slightly larger than the portal itself, press it firmly against its nonexistent surface, and then peel it off of reality! Then, before physics can object, I roll it up and shove it into the nearest Black Hole. Since Godmodder, on the whole, are evil bastards who know not love, the Godmodder clearly has a Black Hole for a heart. Ergo, I shove his own portal into his heart! And he can't remove it, since it's stuck to the tape and the tape I stuck it to.... WAS DOUBLE SIDED! So now the Portal is stuck to his Black Hole of a heart!

And finally, I use my 5,000 Grist and use it to create a Grist Forge! Now, I can use it to shape, melt, crush, and otherwise work Grist to make tools and other materials out of it directly! Naturally, the Grist Forge is an add-on to Festive Fort Grist. Wait, what fuels its fires? A GM determined amount of Grist is burned with each use, of course!

....yes, this is entirely so I can make swords, shovels, and to see if I can make some sort of more valuable grist from the processes. Plus maybe Grist Sheet metals.

A random user appears and begins assembling cannonballs out of a mere 250 Grist per turn, because that was the previously set rate!

You stick the portal frame on the Godmodder's heart, leaving a gaping hole in reality directly where it was! You see... nothing in there. Nothing but gaping blackness, and the occasional eldritch horror or two. Nothing to really worry about.

You use the 5000 Grist for your turn and create a Grist Forge, allowing you to get more bang for your buck out of the Grist normally used every turn. However, this depletes the remainder of the Grist Synthesizer's creation-per-turn amount... which could be a problem. Eventually.


5,000 Grist

I meticulously place a bunch of d20s on the ground, all on "1", to trick the universe into believing I just had a stroke of bad luck, so it balances out and gives me good luck soon!
I put on some shades, and dual wield the Lucky shot and Lucky Gunblade for a 2x luck based double-action combo shot at the summoning portal!

I preview Lucky Gunblade && Tiny Emerald Throne.

The universe determines that you deserve at least a 15, and gives you a +15 bonus for the next two rolls you make in response!
d100 Roll 1 = 28 + 15 = 43
d100 Roll 2 = 84 + 15 = 99 = Crit!

A grand total of 23 thousand damage is dealt to the void where the portal used to be! Something from beyond growls back...

Lucky Gunblade && Tiny Emerald Throne:
[LVL 1 - 1000 Grist] Gilded Gunblade:
A gunblade built more for show instead of actual use. The luck aspect from the original has been phased out to a degree as well with only a 5% chance of a crit with 5000 damage and the rest dealing 1000.


Photagralouge Camera

I try Build Grist && cookie clicker

then I do super smash bros ultimate && waluigi

lastly I " Robobot Armor || set of plain clothes"

Build Grist && Cookie Clicker:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] Grist Game:
A mage similar to Cookie Clicker where everything has been replaced with Grist, and increases exponentially. The only problem is that it's still just a game and doesn't actually output Grist.

Smash Ultimate && Waluigi:

[LVL 5 - 12,000 Grist] Waluigi Assist Trophy:
A standard assist trophy, summoning Waluigi in a tennis outfit. Other than his Ultimate moves, he can't really do much.

Robobot Armor || Set of Plain Clothes:

[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] Copy Clothing:
A set of clothing capable of scanning and copying data from clothes, giving the wearer a similar ability.


(x1)I mourn the unnecessary loss of Lives, and with my action, create the Graveyard, nothing more then a memorial to the list of entities killed in this war.

(x1)Using my ability to think with Portals, I create 2 of them, one above another, and drop some water into it, creating an infinitely falling water stream, I then place a turbine such that it will forever be spun by this and link this to an Energy-to-Matter Fabricator, I then use a jail broken Gristibator to convert the Matter into Grist automatically. I then seal up the entire set up in a box and Attach it to the Grist Synthesiser.

(x1)with the Paradox Wand, I create a bunch of Paradoxes onto the Godmodder, I'll only get one chance at what I'm attempting to do. Therefore, I first bombard the Godmodder with Dark Light, blinding him temporarily with Pure Darkness before turning his Up into a Down, flipping him over instantly.I then cause his Lack of a Cape into an Excess of Capes, preventing him from easily getting up. When he does so, he's too late from my completion of the 2 Paradoxes that will hopefully hurt him. I first make him Weak, for a Godmodder is the Apex of Strength, and thus, a Paradox is them being at the very bottom of the pecking ladder, and so he is thus. The second is the Paradox of Life, for to live is to Die, andas he was alive, he is now Dead. This doesn't stick for obvious reasons, but the emotional damage of his inevitable Death will hopefully do something.

Graveyard created! Although a non-combatant, it will forever be there for the entities that were killed. Hopefully, it ends up with more of the Godmodder's forces than yours.

Grist Synthesizer's production capacity per turn boosted by another 300 through portals managing to create infinite energy!

The Godmodder, shaking off the blindness quite easily, is not prepared for the reversion of gravity and sudden amount of capes, momentarily stunning him and making him vulnerable to the following paradoxes - the weak and soon-dead Godmodder soon is hit with the realization of his own mortality - and wasn't prepared for it at all. Emotions of failure and the like bombard him before he finally succumbs and lets it through to his healthbar. 1 Damage!


Grievous studies his new weapon, impressed by the Alchemiter.

"Ahaha! A fine new weapon! This device will serve me well!"

Then he turns to the Godmodder, and sees him speeding up the portal. So, he logically (but incorrectly) assumes that he's the reason he brought him here. And considering the people who have powers in his universe are pretty much exclusively Jedi, he also assumes that the Godmodder must be one.

"Jedi filth! You dare to take me here against my will?! You will die, the same as so many of your brethren before you, no matter what powers you have gained!"

Action 1: Grievous equips a pair of Lightsabers in his first pair of arms and his Bluesaber Blaster and Grievance Striker in the other. After that he starts rushing towards the Godmodder like some sort of demented skeletal cyborg raptor. He used the two Blasters to fire at the Godmodder while he was at a distance, then suddenly switching to using his Lightsabers once he was close enough to catch him off guard. The General proceeds to attack the Godmodder with a series of swift slashes and strikes.
....and during the battle, he ends up accidentally destroying the remote the Godmodder was using to disable extensions

Action 2: Since he's now noticed that someone has been using Grist to build up a fort, Grievous decided to use this "Grist" for something too. So he takes 6000 Grist, and uses it to create a small troupe of MagnaGuards (represented as one entity of it wasn't obvious). 1000 of that Grist is used to give them the ability to block attacks, 2000 goes into their HP, and 3000 goes into their attack.

"Kill them all!" He says, pointing at the soldiers and by extension the summoning portal.

Action 3: As an afterthought, he fires off a blast from the Bluesaber Blaster into the summoning portal.

2000 Grist
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Bluesaber Blaster
A standard Grevious Blaster, but tinted blue. It shoots cyan-colored empowered bullets akin to the blades of lightsabers that deal 2500 extra damage to those shot with it.

The Godmodder, equipping a pair of cortosis-bladed swords, blocks all of the attacks expertly and seems to drop the remote almost on purpose. By the time you do realize this, it's too late: the remote is crushed by one of your clawed feet. The Alchemiter's add on ports don't open. Well, frick. You pick up the remnants of the remote in the hopes that somebody comes along who's capable of fixing this...

MangaGuards end up being created, and will attack the remainder of the soldiers on their turn.

Whatever is in that rift is clearly tired of being shot at. You're kinda surprised it hasn't comHOLY -
C-Thun unwillingly summoned, on the void faction! It just wants to kill things!


... the power to erase something so fundamental to the universes laws... I gotta test the implications for bioelectricity (in brain and nerves) by shooting into the mass of AG soldiers (which I do).

EMP-Grenade || Magnetic Field Rejector

I want to predict what

Magnetic Field Rejector || Assault Rifle

does

You fire two cones of Anti-Magnetism at the AG troops, completely disabling Grevious's new soldiers and the Timeless Infantry! The Godmodder wonders if this was just a typo or if you meant to do it, but finds it unlikely to be a typo because "A" and "P" are on complete opposite ends of a QWERTY keyboard...

EMP-Grenade || Magentic Field Rejector:

[Level 4 - 7000 Grist] AMF-Grenade:
Short for Anti Magnetic Field Grenade. A one-use item creating a localized region of non-magnetism that fades after the round is over, this has more potential for damage than the Magnetic Field Rejector.

As you approach the Alchemiter again for a preview, a small, green-glowing keyboard emerges from the console. You type in your desired preview...
Preview: Magnetic Field Rejector || Assault Rifle:
[Level 6 - 20000 Grist] Magnetic Rejection Rifle:
A rifle capable of causing complete magnetic field failure on it's target. It's combined with the ability to attack twice on different entities as well, hence killing off more of them at once. Good for clearing out low level crowds.


Upon getting up and looking around, I would realize that me Ink blast on the Godmodder did absolutely nothing to stop him from summoning I would place my attention on using my Ink-Blade the Ink and attack the Medic Soldiers, Charging in like a Drunken Demoknight


You cause complete overkill to both groups of soldiers while you're at it! This is enough to net you 10,000 Grist!

Bag of Holding && Pokeball
Starlink(Elon's new satellite) && Ar-15
Rabbit Fullbottle && Steel Sword

Bag of Holding && Pokeball:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Bag of Capture:
A strange, leathery Pokeball capable of capturing not just Pokemon, but standard items as well. Serves as a good way to snatch items without going and picking it up!

Starlink && AR-15:

[LVL 9 - 75,000 Grist] Starstorm:
A interconnected series of satellites capable of attacking anywhere on the battlefield, regardless of location. Technically an entity, but serves more as a special attack due to not easily being targetable.

Rabbit Fullbottle && Steel Sword:

[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist] Steel Swiftsword:
A sword imbued with the properties of the Rabbit Fullbottle. Capable of splitting a user's attack action in two, dealing halved damage to both targets. Also, provides 3000 extra damage.


I'll spend all three actions searching for more Grist!

6000 Grist

[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Stereotypical Anime Cloak:
Along with having way too many impractical uses to list (such as imitating any anime character on the face of the planet), the cloak can provide the user to instantly pull things that really shouldn't fit in the pockets out of them (video-game protagonist style) and provide a little bit of defense.

You manage to crank up the Grist Synthesizer temporarily, giving yourself an extra 6000 Grist!

I Is AG

Preview: Tuba && Cubicle && Cake && Chlorine Gas && Mr. Clean && Chives

Action 1: Build Grist && Preciousness

Action 2: && && ||

Action 3: && || ||

Joined the AG team!

Preview: Tuba && Cubicle && Cake && Chlorine Gas && Mr. Clean && Chives:
[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] Absolutely Inedible Cake:
An unappetizing-looking cake with all of the above somehow stuffed into it. Deadly to anyone who will eat it and enough to damage Godmodders, if they somehow fall for it.


Build Grist && Preciousness:
[LVL 11 - 180,000 Grist, 1000 Precious Grist] Precious Grist x1000:
Produces 1000 Precious Grist... which... uh, was kinda a waste of 180 thousand Grist. Not sure why this one would ever be used.

&& && ||:

[LVL 7 - 30,000 Grist] &| Modifier:
A strange modfier that combines both previous existing ones, allowing a strange combination of the two.
((OOC: I have no idea what this does myself. I'll... uh, need to figure that out.))

&& || ||:
[LVL 0 - 0 Grist] ?? Modifier:
A modifier that leaves it up to random on which one is selected. I'm not really sure what the point of this one is.


Action 1: Godmodder's HP && Decrement Operator (because apparently the alchemiter misread "--" in my last post)

Action 2: Bag of Holding && Vacuum

Action 3: I drop the Obscenely Dense Religious Book on the Summoning Portal, crushing him under the weight. What? You people thought I was going to do some elaborate symbolism-dense attack with that? Nah, it's still like the third turn of the game.

Obscenely Dense Religious Book [Lv. 2]

Godmodder's HP and Decrement Operator:
[LVL Yes - Several Trillion Grist, Too Much Precious Grist] Game Breaker:
A undefined item that instantly deals damage to the Godmodder, once a turn. Very, very broken and rather glitchy... even just previewing the alchemy makes you feel uneasy.

Bag of Holding && Vacuum:
[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Infinite Vacuum:
A Bag of Holding capable of sucking in everything loose around it, and sending it to the infinite abyss it contains. Good luck getting anything out of it, though.


The Obscenely Dense Religious Book is dropped on the "frame" surrounding the Tear in Reality, and you notice it dent a little bit! 5% closure!

I join the game!

Using my initial hoard of Grist, I begin with a few simple alchemies.

Action 1: Wand && Sword

Action 2: Tuba && Cubicle

Action 3: Staff && Spear && Sniper Rifle

Welcome to the game! Currently, things are just getting kicked off, but uh...
There's always the Godmodder to destroy, along with an extradimensional rift and an eldritch monster.
DTG games in a nutshell.

Wand && Sword:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Spellblade:
A sword engraved with runes and capable of casting magic-based attacks. When used, deals 2000 extra damage to the target.

Tuba && Cubicle:

[LVL 4 - 7000 Grist] Band Wing's Teacher Lounge:
A workspace for all the music/arts teachers in a rather large school. Capable of dealing massive damage to Richard and Verradd, but neither of them are in this game!

Staff && Spear && Sniper Rifle:

[LVL 3 - 5000 Grist] Stabby Sniper-Staff:
A staff with a rifle built into the handle and a spear-tip attached to the front. Can attack at both melee and range, dealing 3000 extra damage to a target.


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End of Turn Battle:

Fort Grist's cannoneer attacks C'Thun, dealing 2000 damage! Realizing that hardly left a scratch, he... becomes a bit worried. The Timeless Infantry and the MagnaGuard would attack, but they can't due to being Disabled by hungry visitor's beam!


The Tear in Reality does absolutely nothing minus look menacing! C'Thun attacks the Timeless Infantry, dealing 6000 damage to it as it's claws rake through the armor it wears and shocking it out of Disabled status!

The Godmodder sees that his first small batallion's been defeated, and... stumbles on various ideas for a split second before eventually deciding on what to do. Staring everyone straight in the eyes, he creates a medieval army and sends them to directly attack Fort Grist! Of course, they've just been created out of pure air and can't exactly go just yet, as they're still getting organized. Their creator facepalms as he totally overlooked this.


Everyone gains 5000 Grist as the turn ends, yet again.

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[AG- Alastair] Festive Fort Grist: 20000/20000 HP, Grist Reserve - 300 Grist, Current Grist Generated: 300 per turn
Grist Synthesizer - +500 Grist to the Reserve per turn!
Grist Forge - Allows for further Grist-based non-alchemies. Costs 250 Grist a turn.
Grist Cannon - 2000 Attack - Requires Grist Cannonballs to function! [Grist Cannonballs: 12 + Cannoneer: 250 Grist Per Turn]

[Unaligned - FullyAutoMagic] Timeless Infantry - 1000/7000 HP, 1500 Attack


[Unaligned - Grevious] MagnaGuard - 2000/2000 HP, 1000 Attack, 10% Dodge (Disabled! Can't attack!)

[Neutral - Jaggerain]
Bionic Labratory - 10000/10000 HP, allows for creation of bionic entities

[Unaligned] Alchemiter (Allows Alchemies!)

[Unaligned] Tear in Reality: -----/----- HP - Maybe... stop shooting this thing and close it. 5% Closed!
[V] C'thun: 68,000/100,000 HP, 6000 Attack

[PG] Godmodder: 29/30 HP

[PG] Medieval Army Knights: 5000/5000 HP x10, 500 Attack x10
[PG] Battle Healers: 10,000/10,000 HP x2, -3000 Attack x10
[PG] War Wizards: 12,000/12,000 HP x3, 5000 Attack x3
[PG] A Literal Dragon: 70,000/70,000 HP, 14000 Attack

[Unaligned] Plauge126 - 12000 Grist
Inventory: Valkyrie Hal-blade, Oarred Longship, Blossom Bow, Staff of the Thousand Arrows, Paint Set


[Anti-Godmodder] That-Random-Guy - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Godmodder Brand Headache Inducer, Adamantium Sword, ?? Modifier


[Neutral] Jaggerain - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Staff of Withering


[Unaligned] Fullyautomagic - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Stereotypical Anime Cloak


[Unaligned] Splashcat - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Obscenely Dense Religious Text, Infinite Vaccum


[Anti-Godmodder] Alastair - 11000 Grist
Inventory: None


[Unaligned] Nyatsunemiku - 20000 Grist
Inventory: Lucky Shot, Tiny Emerald Throne, Adamantine Gunblade, Lucky Gunblade, Gilded Gunblade


[Unaligned] Paradoxdragonpaci - 18000 Grist
Inventory: Illusory Reality Beam, Paradox Wand


[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 28000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade


[Anti-Godmodder] Gutza - 17000 Grist
Inventory: Electrochemical-Thermal Assault Rifle, Super-Wire, Expiremental Superconductor, Reinforced Superconductor, Lithium-Air Superbattery


[Unaligned] ManiacMastR - 9000 Grist
Inventory: Picture Maker, Stellar Pendulum, Extend-o-Knife, Saber Glove


[Unaligned] FlamingFlapjacks - 15000 Grist
Inventory: None


[Unaligned] Algot - 14000 Grist
Inventory: Jumper Block Extension, Punch Card Shunt, Photagralouge Camera, Grist Game


[Unaligned] TheGoldenBoy - 8000 Grist
Inventory: Soul's Weakness, Bag of Capture


[Unaligned] hungry visitor - 10000 Grist
Inventory: Magnetic Field Rejector


[Unaligned] Grevious (BackAndGoneAgain) - 13000 Grist
Inventory: Bluesaber Blaster
 
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Inventory

Photogralouge camera
A camera that prints Capchlogue Cards of whatever it captures. Many items don't seem to register well with it though, especially considering the limited capabilities of the Capchlouge Card's limit of item possibilities...

Grist game, cookie clicker but with grist
 
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