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[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 28000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Ink-blade
Pen && Sword:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Ink-Blade:
A sword that can ink the enemy and cover them in black, similar to a game of Splatoon. Deals 2,500 extra damage to them when used as a part of an attack action.
Plastic Armor && Comic Books:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Comical Armor
A plastic suit of armor that can shift to replicate a classic suit of superhero armor. The only problem is that it's plastic, and therefore doesn't posses the same powers as the real thing. Still provides basic protection.
Formulas Discovered:
D100 && Hussie's Broomstick Replica:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Narrative's Whims:
A pair of ornately carved metal D10s, which control a minor event in reality depending on the roll.
now that i have enough grist..Purple Karate Belt && Chinese Dragon Parade Float
Rapier && Balloon Bow
Musket && Halberd
I'll finally use one of my recipes and summon the following:
Anime Girl && Massive Potential && Green Hair Dye:
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist]
The Girl with the Green Hair:
A stereotypical anime girl, capable of incredible feats and the standard stuff. Despite this, even the heroes with the most potential won't grow fighting things without effort...
Now I actually have someone able to be used, and I'll hand her the Stereotypical Anime Cloak. Still, I don't think she's quite ready for true combat yet. I'll take her to an isolated area and alchemise the Cloak (Stereotypical Anime Cloak && Heavy Weights). Now, I expect this to be rather difficult to move around in... but that's exactly the point! If she can move in this, she'll be able to move way better without it!
Anyways, I'll start meditating and use my final action in an attempt to gather further Grist into myself, likely no being able to replicate the effect of the previous turn, but hopefully enough to make a minor item in the future.
5000 Grist
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Stereotypical Anime Cloak:
Along with having way too many impractical uses to list (such as imitating any anime character on the face of the planet), the cloak can provide the user to instantly pull things that really shouldn't fit in the pockets out of them (video-game protagonist style) and provide a little bit of defense.
[LVL 5 - 12000 Grist]
The Girl with the Green Hair:
A stereotypical anime girl, capable of incredible feats and the standard stuff. Despite this, even the heroes with the most potential won't grow fighting things without effort...
//reminder to add the Paradox Wand to my Inventory
Also, the Timeless Infantry's HP is at 1000 only due to C'thun's Attack
(x0)PREVIEW:Sonic Screwdriver&&Basic Multitool&& Swiss Army Knife
(x1)I alchemise: (Panacea&&Scroll of Curaga&&Health Potion)|| Syringe
(x1)If the above action is successful in granting me a Healing Alchemy, I use it on the Timeless Infantry. If not, I use the Illusionary Reality Beam to set up an illusion depicting the Timeless Infantry as dead, protecting them From further attacks.
(x1)(Paradox Wand) I invoke yet another Paradox, the opposite of an army is but a single Person, thus turning the Medieval Army into a Medieval Person.
I smile in glee as my Bionic Laboratory activates, but I feel even more glee as I turn it into the L.O.B.A.V, which of course while I won't start a total apocalypse, there will be Cyborg-Zombies and other things of course.
Many of them.
Of course I'm probably going to need to defend my newest creation, so I work on a new Alchemy.
Submachine Gun && Tripod && Motor && Camera, in case you couldn't have guessed it, I'm making a Sentry Turret.
With my last action, I *don't* burn it to make more Grist, rather I create the Grist Foundry, which synthesizes Grist from atomic particles in the world around us, so I'm unlikely to run out of fuel for my new Foundry soon.
I can already feel the soon to be Grist tide flow.
I place it in the Bionic Laboratory, soon to be L.O.B.A.V.
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Actions:
1.) Is used to create finish the L.O.B.A.V.
2.) Is used to create a new recipe Submachine Gun && Tripod && Motor && Camera to hopefully create a Sentry Turret.
3.) Is used to create the Grist Foundry, and place it in the L.O.B.A.V.
I use my photogralouge Camera and snap a picture of the alchemiter
then I alchemiter && jumper block extension
lastly I (and the colors are important) alchemize Algot && Algot
Also I Preview Super smash bros ultimate && game in witch waluigi is playable.
I decide to buff up my armor and get to work and trying to have my way with the narrative.
Comical Armor || Bullet proof Vest
D100 && Hussie's Broomstick Replica
After doing that I would try to use my Man-Emperor Given not heretical Pyscher powers to try and close the gate, and hopefully nothing's going to go wrong.
I join the [AG] faction.
Action 1: Infinite Vacuum && Polarity Reverser (Intent: a version of the Infinite Vacuum that can spit out the stuff it's sucked up.)
Action 2: I use the Infinite Vacuum (or its higher tier equivalent) to suck the edges of the Tear in Reality closer together, closing it.
Action 3: Periodic Table && Wand
If I can preview alchemies as a free action like in MSPAradox here, I preview SCP-871 && Time Acceleration Field.
I join [AG] Faction
Photocopier && Grist
Anthrax && Skynet
Pi && Golden Desert Eagle
Oh so it basically disables bio-electricity. Good to know.
Magnetic Field Rejector II Staff of desintegration
I go and collect grist by shoothing at medival soldiers and then cutting the throats of the disabled victims. Killing = Grist. If I remember right. (As mad scientist I always have a scalpel with me)
I preview Magnetic Field Rejector II Lightbulb
17K Build Grist
Seeing the medieval army massing near the Fort, I decide to give the Fort adequate defenses by alchemizing...
Medieval Wrought-Iron Cannon Barrel && Mug Chamber && Swivel = Medieval Breech-Loading Swivel Gun
MEDIEVAL BREECH-LOADING SWIVEL GUN: One of the first European applications of gunpowder, the breech-loading swivel gun was a medieval fortress weapon that could fire upon enemies from a fortified position at a rate that would be unmatched until the 19th century.
I alchemize as many of these as I can and give them to Fort Grist as an upgrade. They will fire upon the Medieval Army.
I look to see Gutza's fine handiwork, but decide to add one more thing to Fort Grist's defenses before moving on to actually solving problems.
First.... I use most of my grist this turn to create the GRIST SHOVEL. It's a shovel. Made out of Grist forged in the fires of the grist forge. Honestly, most of the Grist used was probably lost due to learning the ins and outs of learning how to forge with Grist, but that matters not!
Next.... I use the Grist Shovel to dig a LARGE TRENCH around Festive Fort Grist, further hampering the enemies who try to come in via the ground! Ha!
And finally, I use the remainder of the grist I got this turn to... make a Grist Signpost! I place it in front of the portal, reading:
'Permit required for open portals!'
Since the eldritch abomination on the other side nor the portal itself was legally opened via the horrific rituals normally required for such things, it's obvious they do not have the permit, and as such will have to close until further notice or else waste their Action/s this turn getting the required permit.
So we get near unlimited access to a Alchemiter?
This won't backfire horribly at all.
Mammoth (C&C:3) && apocalypse tank (RA:2) && baneblade (WH:40K)
Preview: cursed Saber figure || 10% of Saitama's full physical power
Chainsaw && shotgun && flamethrower
Now I'm gonna use my last Action to gather more Grist
[Unaligned] Medieval Paradox - 11000 Grist
Inventory: Comical Armor, Superhero's Vest, Ink-blade, Narrative's Whims
Pen && Sword:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Ink-Blade:
A sword that can ink the enemy and cover them in black, similar to a game of Splatoon. Deals 2,500 extra damage to them when used as a part of an attack action.
Plastic Armor && Comic Books:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Comical Armor
A plastic suit of armor that can shift to replicate a classic suit of superhero armor. The only problem is that it's plastic, and therefore doesn't posses the same powers as the real thing. Still provides basic protection.
Comical Armor || Bullet Proof Vest:
[LVL 2 - 2000 Grist] Superhero's Vest:
This is more like it! A vest providing a better amount of defense, it still retains the look of it being straight outta a comic book and is now quite useful to your well being.
Formulas Discovered:
D100 && Hussie's Broomstick Replica:
[LVL 6 - 20,000 Grist] Narrative's Whims: (Obtained)
A pair of ornately carved metal D10s, which control a minor event in reality depending on the roll. Better rolls generally map out to better outcomes for you.