DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

Round 38: Abzu
2/50

[Basic Bob attacks a Voidlion]

[Attack a Voidlion with Action-Charge Attack(3)]

[Sees Basic Bob's stats]
[Yep.]
[Sees LJG's Sanity Damaged]
[Haha that's my status effect give it to me.]
Entities ordered, 30k damage to a Voidlion.
((Krill. I am not finding this funny. I have already apologized to you for my actions, and I am seeing your current actions as incredibly passive-aggressive jabs at me. This is my formal request for you to change your behaviour. Please.))
Skybreaker 5/40 (at five because I remembered you can't charge while dead)

Astrec grumbles.
ASTREC: Sorry. He did ask me for a spear though earlier, and him taking them.. nevermind.
Astrec asks the Primal Spirit person for his Godarm back.
He then uses one action to snatch up Death's Ankh, probably only one.
Then, he takes out a simple copper box with a button on the top. He presses the button five times, bap bap bap bap, and bap. One side of the box slides out, revealing a couple more switches and gizmos. He presses the button eight more times, bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap. A green button and two smaller switches emerge on the panel. He switches them on, presses the green button two times, hits the main button once, and pulls a lever on the panel. Another side of the box pops out. And a another panel pops out of it. What, matter doesn't work like tha- More and more panels pop from the two, stopping once they've formed a big wall-like thing. Astrec flips one of the switches back, and baps the green button. A purple and yellow button emerge on the opposite side of the cube. Then, he flips a switch up, flips one down, presses the yellow and purple buttons at the same time, and hits the big red button. A large door appears and opens up on the wall of panels. Now, the wall of panels is only around two inches thick, and yet the door shows a huge room inside, covered with shelves, spaceships, swords, everything you can think of. You can't even see the end of the giant room, which probably deserves to be called a hanger, for the size of it. Astrec alternates between hitting the purple and yellow buttons three times, flicks a switch, then hits the red and green buttons at the same time, and a keyboard and screen pops out. Astrec types the words "Project Permafrost Hell" into the keyboard, and several results pop up on the monitor. He clicks one, and the monitor glows. Instantly, the thing that he clicked on zooms out of the door, a grey canister featureless except for a fingerprint scanner. Astrec taps his finger against it, then mutters something to it, and the Canister whirs loudly. Astrec grabs it, and turns toward Dagon, a smile growing on his face. He slides Death's Ankh over his neck, then levitates the canister with the telekinesis he gets from Death's Ankh. He zips up, flying, towards Dagon, stopping a couple feet away from Dagon, hovering in the air with the canister. The Canister is then hurled at Dagon, as it stops its whirring with a satisfying 'click'.
Dagon watches as the canister flies towards him, and depending on what form he is, the canister either just bounces off of him and lands on the floor harmlessly, flies into his water form and floats to the top, and soars through him and lands on the other side.
Dagon looks at the canister, which has done literally nothing. He then proceeds to raise his trident, and crush it. The canister crumples, metal shrieking, and is reduced to a useless hunk of metal and clockwork. Dagon then lifts it up with water, and creates a tendril out of the water, which bends back, crusher canister held, ready to thro-

KRACKOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

The canister goes boom. Coldly.
A giant explosion, the size of entire state bursts out from the canister, passing harmlessly through Dagon, ripples out from the canister. As it reaches its apex, it stops. It then implodes back inward, slamming through Dagon. The temperature lowers immensely, around where the canister was, quickly reaching the negative thousands.
Then, the space where the canister was ripples, the fabric of reality vomiting everywhere, and...
The explosion happens again. Sorta. A colossal amount of ice slams outward, huge spires of ice piercing through everything in range. Which, as land suddenly pops up between the explosion and everyone except Dagon, getting them out of range of the ice, is only Dagon. Dagon, no matter his form, is frozen solid. For about three seconds, after which he easily breaks free of the ice around him, and brings his trident above his head, ready to carve through the prison around him. Before he can, though, the ice around him begins regrowing, and tendrils and hands emerge from it, ripping away his Trident. He leaps up, smashing the hands to bits, and grabs his trident, only for the ice to speed up its regrowth, freezing right through him again. He breaks free again, only for the ice to reach out with more hands as it regrows, trying to grab him, to pin him down. He smashes them, and begins carving out a bigger area in the ice around him, but again is occupied by the tendrils and hands, by chunks of ice flying towards him, then growing as they hit him, pinning him down until he swaps forms. And so the cycle goes.
Astrec watches amused from outside, then baps the red button about five more times, the green one thirteen times, flips a switch, and slaps the yellow and purple three times, and then hits the yellow seven more, and then finally hits the purple once and flips the switch back down. All of the panels retract, turning the cube back into well, a normal bronze cube with a button on it. This last for about three seconds, after which the front panel opens, and a small intricate metal spire adorned with glowing crystals and a disc at the front whirs out, pointing at Dagon.
OMINOUS HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Then it glows, and sends out a blast of hard light, forming several bus-sized cubes in front of it. It whirs again, and they all morph into different large powerful weaponary, the finest battleship busters and overkillers from the corners of the Void. It whirs again, and shoots out more hard light cubes. They also turn into weapons. And more cubes, which transform too, and more, and more, and more, and more, and holy moly that's a lot of weapons. All of the weapons hum, and the spire shoots out one final thing before retracting back, the darkness it came from spitting out a control panel, then turning so the panel faces Astrec: a portal. A giant portal appears in front of the weapons, and they all point at it. A twin portal appears back in the mass of ice, in the cavern Dagon is desperately carving out while he fights off the living(?) ice. Astrec grips the joysticks on the panels, and presses the start button. The weapons open fire, sending a honestly absurd amount of ammo into the portal. It streams out from the other side, all of it homing in on Dagon. Dagon is caught by surprise, and thrown around and knocked silly until he swaps out of Solid Mode, only the ammo to also turn to gas, and as he swaps, becoming able to hit whatever form he takes, quickly overwhelming him. And somehow, the ammo doesn't damage the ice at all, in any way shape or form, instead ricocheting off, and bouncing back into Dagon. In the same way, the ammo is not destroyed by hitting Dagon, and passes through him after doing its damage, to bounce into the ice and rejoin the fray. Dagon is very quickly completely useless in fending off both ice and ammo, as bullets explode into more ice, and more ammo streams out of the portal constantly.
Meanwhile, Astrec sits causally outside, blasting more and more and more and more and more and more, and you get the idea. This goes on for hours, until reality quite reasonably decides that THIS IS STUPID and poofing the weapons into nonexistence. Astrec shrugs, and puts away the Cube, satisfied.
Death's Ankh acquired.
You throw the canister at Apsu, which shatters directly upon impact. Ice spews outwards, trapping him within the prison. All is still.
Then, Apsu melds into the ice, healing himself for 20k Hp. At the same time, your hard light barrage slams into him for a reduced 23k damage.
22/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: home plane
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

I cast greater restoration on Auma, clearing him of his madness.

Auma removes all knowledge of the dangers of water from the minds of the fire elementals.

The Securitron MK.II blasts some fire elementals.
Your Greater Restoration fails. It seems you need to put more effort into it. With that said, you still order your entities.
36/50(Yes!) THUNDERSTRUCK
Ha ha... Sanity... I don't need that!
LJG hops back up onto his floating speaker and starts rummaging through his guitar case. LJG is able to locate a tuning fork (Tuning Instrument). He starts by tapping it on his head. A low, almost empty rumble rolls out of the fork.
Hmm... I think that sounds off. I dunno, I'm used to a bit more... hollow sound.
He hops back down and whacks Neptune (Poseidon, Dagon, etc.) with it. This causes a vibration to pierce through Neptune's entire body. LJG then breaks out into a long, drawn out note of the same decibel. He then repeats. This continues for a while since LJG isn't exactly sure what he's doing. As he does this, ice near the surface or chunks that aren't completely attached start to break and fall off of Neptune. After some time passes, LJG gets hit in the head by a small, unimportant chunk of ice and realizes he's been standing there for a while. He walks, and walks, and walks, and almost falls off of whatever everyone's standing on (still curious), but he thankfully gets picked up by his floating speaker. The speaker floats back to the main area.
What did I just do? Oh... Fish Sticks is looking a bit slim. Hey, Fish Sticks, did you lose weight?
LJG just stops unintentionally, intentionally mocking Neptune and stares blankly into space.
Your Sound manipulation deals 23k damage, before turning on you. Dubstep blasts directly in your face, bursting your eardrums for 5 damage.
1/50 Kagna Stop That

/placeholder where the Nedben fires lots and lots of lighting arrows into Dagon

Ow, shards. Welp. Gotta go fast. Yeet the hydration, aside the Dagon-mass we go.

Vampirically bite into the Dagon-water to absorb energy and heal, then withdraw before they react in a burst of bats. This isn't normally how 'ice vampire' is interpreted, but hey, the original was just double-energy.
You heal yourself for 3 Hp, and damage Apsu for 17k.
23/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: home plane
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

I order the monsterpig to attack a fire elemental.

I pick up an artifact that no one else has grabbed this round.
Unless there aren't any left, in which case I scan P4.
Monsterpig ordered, Delphi Orb acquired, scanning P4...
The Fourth Praetorian
HP: ????
ATK: ???
Classification: Human, juvenile
INFORMATION NOT PRESENT, SEARCHING DATABASE.....
ACCESS BLOCKED, CREDENTIALS INSUFFICIENT.
The Delphi Orb shows a single image within: ⋈. No more, no less.
What is going on here?
2/50 why is the Godmodder blind

/placeholder

Why IS the Godmodder still blind? Was it due to lasers, or something? Nevermind, she got better. Let's fix that. Rip out her eyes and throw them at Dagon, she should have replacements somewhere, maybe from those daggers. If she wants that iteration back so badly she's free to get them.
You rip the Godmodder's eyes out, but she doesn't seem to mind.
3/50

[Attack Voidlion]

[Yu~bikiri Ge~nma~n to~na~eta~]
20k damage to a Voidlion
I reply to P2, "So that means you can absorb it for one type of healing or another, correct? Wanted to be certain my line of inference wasn't perpendicular to your own."

At this point the timeline splits. If he says that that isn't what he meant, then I simply rush over to him and heal him using the ability demonstrated by Dende. If that was what he meant though...

A man opens a door in the middle of the void, from within a room in another dimension. He just spent a year in a turn to power up himself to a point at which he can do something. He then yells out, "Burst Attack." and a fireball flies from his hand in a direction that no one who didn't know of both him, and the battle against Dagon/Poseidon/Neptune was. He then proceeds to chase after it. Any standing observer would rapidly notice the multiples of lightspeed both objects reach fairly rapidly. The man then arrives. He stands directly in front of P2. The fireball proceeds to hit P2, allowing him to absorb some energy to heal himself with. The man says, "So... is that axe the Artifact of your home plane, or is it just really cool? I applaud you either way, just slightly more if it is the planar artifact."

And I am done with third person narration for until my next awesome looking action. Which is my planned next one.
You heal P2 for 6 Hp.
"it is a symbol of oppression taken from the hands of a tyrant to be used for hope"
21/40

I heal myself with the Shadowscythe
The dubstep in your mind intensifies, as you heal yourself for 8 Hp.
10/50 (on hold, respawning)
~~~~~~
Dangit, that was a nice body. Oh, well.

Meanwhile, in a cloning facility on my supply ship, in a vat, floats a body pretty much identical to my last one in appearance. It's also naked, but that's beside the point. On my death, a signal that was being transmitted from nanites within my skull ceases, and the apparatus suddenly becomes active, preparing my replacement.

A small probe extends down from the top of the vault, then jams a needle into my skull. This needle injects a set of nanites that overwrite the body's brain with my consciousness (last backed up seconds before my death). These nanites also transmit the "clone in stasis" signal mentioned earlier.

The body is now me. The vat opens, and I take some time to adjust to being alive again before heading off to grab a standard set of remotes and other equipment. And some clothes. Clothes are important.

[Respawn 1/2]
While you getting back to fighting shape, you receive a notification from Science World.
"This is Dr. Plague, interim chief of staff. Dr. Therozen was unfortunately killed in the attack."
"On behalf of the entire facility, I would like to thank you for assisting in repairs. Despite our current state, if you are in need of any assistance, we are willing to help in any way possible. Again, thank you."

12/40
The PGS asks if it can have the discount elemental alchemies, then, since attack bonuses don't stack.
(Orders remain 'attack whoever attacks muh ppl')
Drones as previous. templars build another new fort, and I note that the guard drones should still be guarding them.
The Miners Ask Why Their Alchemy-Retrieval Didn't Work
Special Sam uses E-bubble with Irrelevance , making all my troops Irrelevant. this effect appears, from within the bubble, to be epiphenomal, but those outside will quickly dismiss the importance of those within, since, well, who cares about some thrice-ruined soldiers? and i mean, the binding stone is literally a rock.
I do something completely unimportant. as a result, the binding stone becomes less damaged and cracked. does it matter? no, it's just a rock.
Entities Ordered, Binding Stone healed for 20k Hp.


The man stands ready to attack the water deity, and everyone starts to notice things about him. He is wearing a martial arts gi, and he appears stronger, more muscular, than before. He also just flew at post light speed with no adverse reaction at all.

He then falls into a martial arts stance, before rushing directly at Dagon. He quickly begins with a quick jab, that has enough momentum to launch Dagon a few feet back, if only because the god wasn't expecting it. He says, "I just took a year in a day training to beat you, in ten times gravity towards the end, I won't let you win this."

He then proceeds to put his first two fingers to his forehead, and vanishes, only to appear behind Dagon. He notices that Dagon appears to be starting to melt slightly. " Well we can't have that." He then proceeds to fly directly at him, before pulling some ice from the recent frozen attack off the ground, and uses it to preform the Ice Claw technique of Eis Shenron to hit the god straight into the air. He then looks at the god, unleashing an ice beam from his eyes to keep it cold.

He then notices that a chunk or two of Dagon has fallen off. "We can't have that either" He says.

He rushes over to those chunks, lobbing them onto the deity before using the same ice shot attack from before to freeze them on.

He then proceeds to use more icy blasts, starting to form a chrysalis of ice around the god. The god tries to retaliate, but the Man simply ducks and weaves between all of Dagon's strikes.

He pushes the advantage, teleporting behind Dagon yet again, and shoving the chrysalis out away from him, just for him to use another icy shot on the god. He seems slightly winded however. Almost as if he used three CP on the attack


Okay, I am done hitting him for the moment. "Anyone who wants, I think he will be extra brittle for the next strike, although I suggest P2 takes the honor, if you would be so kind."

In his Aegis of Ice, Apsu is impossibly heavy, the mass of a significant fraction of existence behind him. Your Ice Claw fails to make him budge, nor does your Ice Beam. Throwing all this ice onto him, he merges with the chrysalis, becoming ever larger.
Apsu healed for 45k Hp.
...This is mildly concerning.
10/50 (on hold, respawning)
~~~~~~
Having acquired a full set of equipment, I head through my supply ship to the drop pods.

I enter a pod, bring it online, and then activate it, dropping down onto the Battlefield.

I exit the pod and it self-destructs behind me. I then pick up the Innovator.

[Respawning 2/2]
You are alive again, and pick up the innovator.
13-SIX = 7/40
6 CP expended on Facility. Clone researchers selected.
7 - 7 = 0/40
I then expend 7 charges and the spacial spear (better name then orange lance i think)'s spacial charges on the Templar portal, making it a fully stable rift- and as such, removing the maximum travel amount- though the amount going through each turn is limited.
((Since you asked for it to not happen, this attack has been nulled for now.))
37/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Ooh look, a rainbow.
In his declining mental state, Leather Jacket Guy begins seeing rainbows that don't exist.
You know, that reminds me of something. What was it?... It was something good... Oh right. That one Pink Floyd album. What was it called?... Hmm... Dark Side of My Spoon... Maybe... Bark Side of the Tomb... No... What was it?... Right, Dark Side of the Moon. You know, with the Triangle and the line and that rainbow. Yeah... Hey, Fish Sticks... Did you ever hear of it? It's pretty... Ironic... No... Iconic. Yeah. Ooh, you know that one song... Drain Bamage... No, Rain homage... No... Brain Damage... I should probably do something about that...
Finally, LJG gets to doing stuff. He launches into the guitar case and swims around inside. He emerges out of it with a thing of toothpaste (Cleaning Instrument). He puts it on his finger and then sticks his finger in his ear. He then pulls out a toothbrush (Another Cleaning Instrument) and uses it to scrub around. Now, you may be wondering, "how does this work?" Well, his toothbrush is pretty skinny and his ears are wide enough and a ton of factors that don't exactly matter work together. He ends up reaching his brain with the toothpaste and toothbrush and starts cleaning it. Since the initial loss of sanity was due to a Clear Thought wacking him in the head, he can either: a. Make it dirtier, getting rid of the clear thought and making it a dirty thought, or b. Clean it. How b. works is that the thought is probably still on the surface, making it easy to knock off. Due to the acidic nature of his normal thoughts (being insults and all), the toothpaste may also have healing properties on his brain (insults).
Hmm... I wonder if my brain's sounding hollow again.
While in your head, your toothbrush partially melts in the process of restoring your sanity.
19/50

Ocelot, attack everything you can, but NOT Neptune. You can't touch them. Very bad idea.

And now, the girl uses her newly acquired staff to attempt to heal thyself.
You heal yourself for 10 Hp.
Skyshatter 6/40
ASTREC: *sigh* No. But how about this: I'll make you a alchemy later, okay? Like next round. Sound good?

By now, Dagon has shattered his way out of the ice. He's taken heavy damage, and ice is covering him, restricting his movement and use of his Trident. But he's a god. Ice won't stop him. He whips towards Astrec, water swirling around him. Astrec steps backwards, and quickly summons a sword.
ROUND TWO
Dagon lunges forward, water slamming down. Astrec flashsteps to the side, barely avoiding being swallowed by the water. Dagon whips around to face him, only to see Astrec leap up, then flip over him. He turns around again, and-
Astrec throws a tank at his face with Descendancy. Dagon swaps to Gas form, effortlessly dodging, then thrusts out the Trident. Astrec narrowly flips to the side, avoiding the attack, and yanks out a comically oversized vacuum cleaner, and sucks up Dagon, who turns to Liquid, expanding and destroying the Vacuum, only for Astrec to drop him into a gigantic bucket, which promptly gains a lid. Dagon roars, and breaks free, and hurls the Trident at Astrec, this time hitting. The Trident hits Astrec, only for a shield of force to deflect it. Astrec blinks, then jets to the side, rapidly throwing down more Tanks at Dagon, who knocks them to the side with the Trident. Astrec yanks out a ball and chain, and throws it at Dagon, who simply turns to liquid. Dagon then flips back to Solid Mode, unaware the Ball and Chain has turned into a bunch of rubber ducks now on his head. As he notices this, the ducks turn into explodium and go boom. Astrec then leaps forward, sword in hand, but Dagon counters with The Clear Thought, cutting Astrec's blade in half. He frowns, and drops down, tossing explodium orbs at Dagon as he falls, then twists around to behind Dagon, and leaping forward, and projecting a spire of ice into Dagon's form.
He's promptly crushed down by the Trident, his shield of force being overwhelmed. He retaliates with another orb of explodium, which reveals itself to actually be a evil duck with twin ICE-9 sprayers that then overthrow the evil duck and give every duck in existence a ICE-9 sprayer, which they all use on Dagon. Astrec smacks Dagon with a hammer made of said ducks, then turns the hammer into a truck full of more hammers held by hammers held by more hammers held by crazed anti Dagon Knights, who all attack brutally. Astrec joins in with the SLAP GLOVE, slappping bad dag man. He is bad, but now slappped very badly. Slap slap slap slap slap slap BIG SLAP small slap BIGGEGER SLAPEST slapity sloop and slap in slapixy slap slap slap away there was a slap who slapped Dagon SLAP
Astrec then screams at JOE to not use the Orange Lances. No. Seriously, JOE, cease and fucking desist.
Apsu does nothing of the sort to attack you, remaining an impenetrable Solid wall. As you summon your ducks, Apsu extends his dominion over that which swims, bringing them to his side. They fire pulses of ICE-9 onto him, further healing him for 20k.
....This is not good. Not good at all.

The Godmodder floats over to Securitron, and kicks it over, taking the Synchronicity rifle. she examines it for a moment and fires off a volley of shots at a Drone, Monsterpig, and Special Sam for 20k damage each. Yes, while blind. She's just that amazing.

P2 sees the Motormotorspinningcycle, and it's use of petrol to function. Raising a glowing axe, the engine begins to heat up as it's powers of combustion are amplified to an absurd degree, until BOOOM, the machine has a fiery explosion failure, dealing a boosted 93k damage to the Binding Stone.

P4 goes over to the injured Voidlion, and ruffles it's mane. In response, the Voidlion licks him on the face. This little exchange heals everyone save for the Godmodder for 10k Hp, since she sort of has no eyes to see.

P5 turns his attention towards Templars, and their removal from their battlefield. He slowly inches towards them, letting nothing get in his way. As the Guard Drones block his passage, he simply walks through them, leaving no trace behind. At the Primal Guardian Spirit, he waves his rod, forcing it to dissipate, leaving only the Binding Stone in his way. Wordlessly, kicks it aside as hooks of magical energy tear away at it's stasis field. With nothing else keeping the Templars safe, he continues forward.

The Voidlions pounce on Special Sam, Basic Bob and a Monsterpig for 40k damage, applying Burn, and filling the air with the smell of ba-sorry that's too dark.
+7 PG Morale
-5 AG Morale

Apsu continues his rampage against every Descended trying to fight him, but first, he heals. This is especially simple, as he is currently covered in ICE-9. The Trident glows as a torrent of liquid washes over him, only to freeze upon contact, healing him for 100k. He grabs the dropped Motorcycle of the Primal Guardian Spirit, as well as a Space Spear, using it's energies to resize the Motorcycle to accommodate his form. Jets of boiling water burst beneath the feet of Nedben, Ender_Smirk, Leather Jacket Guy and Astrec for 11 damage, followed by freezing into prisons for several of them. He then regenerates some more.
-8 AG Morale

The Primal Guardian Spirit regenerates, and the Binding Stone remains okay for now. It will start taking damage next round! Auma, being insane, and with no Fire Elementals to target, erases it's own memories of being afraid of Fire, but also cures his insanity. This may be a bad later. The Grace Chicken Pecks at the weakest Voidlion for 100k, making it regret it's life decisions. The Templars face off against P5 in an epic fight, the stuff of legends. All you need to know is that they dealt 23 damage to him. Revolver Ocelot fires six shots at the Voidlion on top of him for 144k damage, only to find that his weapons are not in fact able to truly kill anything that moves. This is a true surprise for him. He also regains 14k Hp. Special Sam activates X-Bubble, forming a Sombody-Else's-Problem Field around the Templars and Binding Stone. This means that while P5 is alone with the Templars, the Templars are also alone with P5. The Monsterpig and Basic Bob then Join Forces to deal a combined 140k damage to another Voidlion. Such is the state of affairs of the current field.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [ERR]
FIELD EFFECT: Dimensional Shift: Solid. Entities with AC gain 1 point.
PG MORALE: 38%
AG MORALE: 34%

[GM] The Godmodder. 54/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle.
[PG] P2. 59/80 Hp. 10 AC. 10% Dodge. Counters Attacks. [A] The Axe. +150,000 Attack Boost. Burns targets. Absolute Control Over Fire.
[PG] P4. Resolute.
[PG] P5. 11/50 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[PG] Voidlion. 116,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck.
[PG] Voidlion. 120,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck.
[PG] Voidlion. 40,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck.

[N][BOSS] "Apsu". 658,000/900,000 Hp. State: Solid. 8 AC. [A] The Trident. +250,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Water. [A] Re Orbis. +5,000 Attack in General. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. 4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] The Fishery. +15,000 Attack. [A] Motorcycle: 66,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. Angered.

[A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9.
[A] Descended's Draught. 1/2 Uses.

[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 80,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 6/10. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 194,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. Out of stasis!
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 145,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. 15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. Insane.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 170,000/320,000 Hp.

[AG-JOE] Templar Portal. Hp worth of Templars left: 28,000.
[AG-JOE] Advanced Templar. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x2
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 154,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 2/3. Revolver Roulette: 5/7. Burned! 20k damage per round for 5 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Special Sam 85,000/120,000 Hp. Regemerate: 2/2. Hasty Work: 3/3. X-Bubble: 1/5. EvoCombobulation: 6/8. Regens 5,000! Burned! 20k damage per round for 5 rounds.
[AG-TOG] Monsterpig. 125,000/300,000 Hp. Defected! Burned! 20k damage per round for 5 rounds.
[AG-Krill] Basic Bob. 250,000/250,000 Hp.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 10/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 6/11. [A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 18/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG] Karpinsky. 20/20 Hp. [A] The Innovator. +20,000 Attack.
[AG] Leather Jacket Guy. 0/20 Hp.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 3.
[AG] Nedben. 1/20 Hp.
[AG] Astrec. 9/20 Hp. [A] Death's Ankh.
[AG] Smirk. 9/20 Hp.
[AG] TOG. 20/20 Hp. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
 
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Round 39: Piono Appears
24/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: home plane
Monster pig

Astrec and I made plans to go somewhere to for something or other. I wasn't really listening. I just kinda followed him into his trove of treasures and knowledge. Somehow, this fails to interest me, despite how much new things like this normally would. The only help I end up providing is whatever Delphi's orb ends up providing us.
I was a bit busy being distracted by the fact that the small wound I got from poking the arrow (one which refused to heal and likely would've lead to bleeding out eventually) is not present on this body.
Noticing this was a bit of a relief.
Okay, your Delphi Orb Scans indicate that this definitely belongs to Ʊ.
Ʊ? That's new.
8 Charges

Rah! I'm back from my no glasses hiatus, and I'm now sporting contact lens! I currently have no personal beef with the Water elemental right now, so I focus on ridding the field of PG enemies!

Grabbing the Innovator, and telling that I'll give it back later as keeping these artifacts out of the PG's hands is rather important... I charge towards the Voidlions with spare Contact lens and began bargaining over the sales of the contact lens of their size. Due to being enhanced by my powers in aiding me in this task, along with their desperate need of good vision due to a sudden robbery of most of their sight. I manage to rob them of all their belongings and Health which I proceed to give to the Grace chicken who I give plenty of hugs due to it being my entity.

(Orders!)
The Grace Chicken aims for any of the remaining PG entities left!
With your amazing deal, you siphon off 5k Hp from each of the Voidlions to give 30k healing to the Grace Chicken! Their Contact lenses also increase their ability to accuracy, because that's what good glasses do!
25/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: home plane
Monster pig

The Monster Pig boars into a voidlion.

Auma, possessing the figure of the god of the sun, cancels out Apsu's pathetic lunar authority wand.

I summon a whale. The fishery, unable to do anything to this non-fish, is consumed whole by the last acolyte of the god of whales.
Entities ordered, Fishery disabled.
7/40 Skyshatter

Scan death's ankh if I can.
ALRIGHT, everyone, can you guys grab the remaining artifacts, me and TOG have something to do.
Astrec takes out the brass box, and repeats the sequence to get the door. He then hits the red button twenty seven times. The door closes in on itself, and a new door pops out, which he steps through. It leads to a large room, filled to the brim with crafting stations, storage, more doors, and a few windows showing a nice quaint field outside. He walks until he finds the crate he stole earlier, which he pops open. He begins scanning the contents thoroughly, putting all files inside onto a USB, which he loads into a large computer monitor and projects onto the Wall. After giving it all a quick scan and noting the contents, he searches desperately for the keywords "disco", "Aperion", "Endgame", "Messiah", "Praetorian", "Project", and "Aspect".
Another mindclone appears, and grabs all the remaining space spears, pulling them into the Door where Astrec is.
And finally, back inside the door, Astrec slaps a button. A humanoid bot steps out of a nearby container. Astrec walks over, and says some stuff. The bot nods, and walks back to the Battlefield, humming. It jogs towards to Dagon, breaking into a run. It then leaps at him, jetting forward, and suddenly, reality vomits, and Dagon finds himself forced into solid form. As he realizes this, he gets punched in the face in with the force of a jetliner slamming into him by the robot. The robot jets to the side, and unleashes a surge of ICE-9 disabling energy, which pulses through the air, disabling Dagon's control over the ICE-9. A machine gun then retracts from the robot's shoulder, and opens fire. Every time a bullet hits, it explodes incredibly violently, contained energy from the Elemental Plane of Energy being released, disintegrating parts of Dagon. The Robot's arm then turns into a ball in chain, which it swipes into Dagon's Trident, disarming him for a brief minute, allowing it to slam Dagon with a giant hammer it fabricates out of hardlight. Then, it blasts off, returning to Astrec.
DEATH'S ANKH: An artifact heavily associated with Death of The Endless, said to be the most important thing in existence. However, it's power lies in the holder's interpretation of what it does.
Your scans ping documents titled "Disco" and "Praetorian". I'm just going to go read out the Disco Document for everyone right now.
VICTORY IS NEAR
DISCO PARTY IMMINENT
WATCH US DANCE

WE KNOW YOU WANT TO
...That was interesting.
Your robot attacks Leviathan for 23k damage.
15/40

Healing Nedben and myself with the Shadowscythe and 7 charges in Singing Hymns of Restoration in conjunction with the Musical Healing which creates a mild Dissonance in the Music which i twist to make the whole sound even better,boosting the Healing Done,i also draw on the Life Aspect to grant s it's Blessing for what's it worth as i prepare an attack.....
You heal the two of you for 8 Hp.
Side note, I looked back on page 23 ('s around where the PGS stats are) and I forgot to increment my charge in one of my posts, can i add another or?

8/40
The templar portal (trys to) summon Nogatu. you see, we know Nogatu doesn't die here, because it happens at some point during renewal, hence my writing a song known as 'Nogatu is dead". So, P5 will need to find a way of dealing with things which is not 'kapoof it to unexistance'. I hope.
This also closes the templar portal, as it only has about 30,000 hp of summoning left, and Nogatu is similar to templar guy.
Advanced templar trys to ward off P5, with the normal Templars help.
the miners preform suicide attacks on P5.... hahaha no they don't. they make pit traps, a problem not solvable by 'oblivion it' because then you just fall further.
The Miner with UNLIMITED GODLY POWER is getting a promotion! it happens in my next post because this one's too cluttered.
Special Sam moves over to the binding stone and preforms some [Hasty Work] on the Stasis device embedded within it, moving all the parts back into alignment. there shouldn't be anything more complicated then that to fix, since the stasis field was facility made, and hence, technology-based, while the attack was magical.

I walk over to the primal guardian spirit and mount it. now, here is the attack list:

This was then somewhat rebalanced, but what was changed is unknown. so...
If Actually, I blocked you is valid, use that. If not, I charge at P5 with it and use Multielemental Spike in the process. This action consists of keeping the PGS from being nullified via a three-layered shield which consists mostly of bent space- you can use your oblivion magic or whatever, but clearly bent space must remain bent when it passes through, or else P5's body would contort into new and interesting shapes each time they used it. and maybe popped like a balloon.





(PGS would be able to choose to enter the bubble because technically, it is inside the bubble- this is merely its projection, but the binding stone is its physical form.)
Nogatu appears, entities ordered, any of P5's attempts to stop entities from acting will fail.
11/50
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I pull out a small vial, then crush it. Inside is a crystal of Ice-10. I throw the Ice-10 at Poseidon, and when it makes contact with his Ice-9, it turns all the Ice-9 into ordinary ice, ending the easy regeneration problem.
He is now just regular ice.
In the ice cage, the frozen and dead body begins to shake. It's only a little, but it's enough. LJG opens his eyes and looks around. He tries to open his mouth, but it's frozen shut. However, he is able to mumble. And so, he to mumble. Of course, no one can really hear him, he's stuck in ice. To listeners, it sounds like a dull humming sound coming from LJG's icicle. What he mumbled is translated below.
Hey, I'm alive. And, apparently, more sane than I was. That's new. Man, death was pretty relaxing. I had to talk to this one guy and he was all like, "Where should you go?" and there was this other guy like, "I can take him" and then the first guy was like "Okay." Unfortunately, I had to wake up. Oh well. I'm here now. In full and good... wait... why does my ear feel funny?
He suddenly realizes that his brain has a toothbrush melted to it.
Hmm... I might have taken that sanity thing for granted.
He tries to shift around, but he's frozen. Too bad, he really wanted to brush his teeth right now.
You continue to alive yourself.
I use instant transmission to exit the cage. Realistically because of the lack of anything like an energy cost from using instant transmission a cage was absolutely the worst possible option for containing me in all of existence. Heck, freezing me in a block of ice would have worked better because I would have had to make a heat blast to escape the stupid thing. I am now a few miles away from Poseidon, so now is the time to try my new plan.

I put two fingers to my forehead, and energy begins to coalesce around them. "Hey, I think my current plan might just work. It will take a few turns though, so don't let up the firepower under any circumstance. I can't have him interrupt me between now and then, otherwise I will lose all the energy in a way that I can only presume will blow up in my face."

The players all hear that message, and I am pretty sure that few actually have anything like faith in my abilities at this point, so we will see what happens.
You charge up an attack!
9/40
so, P5 killed 2 guard drones and the PGS last round to get to the templars... that's ~200,000 damage, lets say. so, to keep them here, I need to force them to preform 200,000 damage's worth of not-leaving actions.
[PG] P5. 16/50 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
P5 only has 16 HP left, and the templars were able to do 18 damage to him last round. With the addition of Nogatu and the PGS, that should be enough. so, unless P5 can do... 40,000 + 50,000 +80,000 + between 28 and 50 thousand +12,000 damage this round, which is... (210+ up to 32)k damage which is more then last round, so hopefully they'll get stopped... and then there's the attacks on them. To avoid dying, they'll need to put some effort into blocking as well.
ANYWAY!
First order of business, the Miner with the Discount Elemental Alchemies. he did a full 5 damage to P5! it's incredibly, better then a player on average I do believe. He deserves a promotion.
So I give him one.
-6 charges!
Miner 4,000/4,000 HP [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack.
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______+60,000 HP_____ +~8,000AValue_____ +~4,000AValue
Zeyron 64,000/64,000 HP Elemental Ignition 3/3 A Legend in the making [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack (Definer)
Definer: This Artefact defines Zeyron's individuality and led to his freedom from Templar control. he will hold onto it if it kills him.
A Legend in the making: Zeyron started from humble beginnings. humbler then even a project head, who begins with 20k hp and creation skills. he was a miner, nameless, with a fifth the health and unreliable even at his jobs. But then he grabbed a relic, and entered combat. Zeyron is undeniably heroic and brave, and will no doubt grow from here on out.
(no tangible mechanical effects. will hopefully be considered as a factor in decisions regarding allowing Zeyron to grow into further importance.)

Elemental Ignition: has a cooldown instead of a charge up. involves using one of the discount elemental alchemies to do something. one specifically, not the whole set; thus, the effect is likely specialized. however, overall power is larger then a standard attack.
Zeyron focusses on surviving via Elemental Ignition, unless it looks like P5 will just barely survive themselves, in which case they join the attack.

Facility expends 3 WP to create a drone to guard the portal just in case, as well as 2WP a clone to join it.

I continue charging P5 on the Primal Guardian Spirit.
as we approach, the PGS fires off a spike of multiple elements. First, dirt flys in P5's eyes. perhaps it doesn't hit them, but the brown substance would still obscure their vision. Then, they burst into flames while freezing to death,and the magic surrounding them becomes extremely reactive, limiting Spellcasting,(Even if you're a master with the bow and arrow, firing accurately while on a moving truck driving over a pothole during an earthquake is going to be a challenge and quite unreliable. Same principle.) and the spike of all remaining elements slams into their back. I take a running leap off the PGS's chainmail-like body and, with a shimmer like molten air,I step in front of P5.
I wave my hand around, holding the Spacial Spear, but not drawing on its spacial charges- just using its affinity with space to focus my use of the space element (If the templars ask, I'll say it was the spear, But it isn't really.). I look quite silly, honestly.
-1 C (player charge, not spear charge)
The air shimmers again, and 5 tubes of space expand from the size of a speck to a meter wide. Two of them run straight through where P5 is... or was. The others hem him in. a meter-wide hole in your body is rather painful.
Aware of the risk of counterattack, I blink, and in a flash of cyan I'm back behind the PGS. Pointing the spear at P5 again,I slash it downwards, channelling a moving ripple of space which messes with sight, gravity, motion, and any living things it touches. continuing with the momentum, I twirl the spear and jab it forwards at them, again sending out a ripple, but this one is thinner. With a wave of my other hand, a variety of cyan-glowing weapon-outlines appear, and fly at P5. These weapon-outlines are astral-formed portals, quite similar to spatial distortions in all by shape. They should serve as a distraction nicely for a moment or two, due to the exotic places the portals lead (and as such, the exotic effects of their presence- one leads to a volcano and leaks tiny droplets of magma, while another is in the middle of a thunderstorm and spits out high-speed hail and lightning. A third is in space and sucks away the air. Etcetra, etcetra.). While P5's concentrating on that,I...
Intermission within atak!
Science fiction stories are never realistic for one reason; they do not use probability distributions. The same thing goes for every other story not set in the real past. so too goes writing of these attacks; I say something happens, not what might happen I say "while P5's concentrating on that", not "while P5's concentrating on it with 50% probability, shrugging it off with 35% probability, and tanking the hit to interrupt me with 15% probability". so, I'm going to fix that a little.
/Intermission.

-1 Player charge
Flick my wrist and send the radiation gun spinning from its hidden holster up my sleeve into my waiting hand with a 40% probability, reach my hand into my pocket and withdraw a long stick of common wood with 45% probability, and conjure a swirling mass of celestial metal "wings" with 15% probability, before GUNEQUALSCYAN firing precision photon beams at P5 with 16% (40% of the gun chance) probability, inscribe a highly-detailed pattern into the ground by turning select parts into silicon with radiation as a 20% probability(50%of GC), fire the gun up to create a massive cone of Mananite which I tip down onto P5 at 4% probability, WANDEQUALSPURPLE creating massive amounts of tiny, stealthy spatial mines in every area far enough that P5 has a decent chance of not seeing any given mine form with 22.5% probability, raising the ground up in a massive wash of dirt around P5 to blind them with 17.5% probability, sending a swirling wash of goldenrod not-fire at them with 5% probability, MASSOFMETALEQUALSTHIS creating an array of spinning metal drills which catch the light in blinding flashes before flying at P5 with 5% probability, rearrange into several focussing megaphone-like tubes before sending forth a homing sphere of golden lightning with 5% probability, and rearranging into to pairs of wings which ring metalically and create two eye-like spheres of golden electric-fire-light-energy which then release dual spherical waves of such light-energy-fire-electricity that mostly push back those they hit but also cause mild pain with a 5% probability
Now, P5 was a bit distracted while I was doing this, and I quickly activate an invisibility feature on options 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, and 9, so they don't know what I've done except for whether it was potshots/dirtwash. if it was not either of those- 16+22.5% chance of those, so 38.5% chance that he can see something happen, but otherwise, he has no idea what I've done. The mystery of which throws him off, and he must either block against every possibility (plus all the others i definitely didn't do, but might have as far as he knows), or tank whatever I did.
Should it be the dirt wash, I blink to a random side of the vision-obscuring dirt dome and slap a hand down on it. Remembering at the last second not to use magic, my wand turns into a quill with 35% probability, a spike of engraved stone with 25% probability, and a massive sphere of ink with 40% probability. I then use either time-warping and advanced physical dexterity or telekinisis to write, carve, or otherwise apply many complicated markings on the dome. If P5 is still within the dome, I activate roughly a third of these markings, bending space in many tubes which go through the dome- if P5 is indeed still within, there's no avoiding having the tubes cut numerous holes in their body. The tubes are being created using chakra seals, as a note- Storage seals are a relatively simple application of fuinjatust or whatever its called, and they can store large objects in a slip of paper; clearly, seals can warp space. So these do.
Should P5 have exited the dome, I quickly blink away from them, and invert the seals. Instead of expanding space on the inside, they shrink it on the outside. This pulls anything in such space much closer to the sphere, which I then set to explode. The explosions are likely worthless, but do I care? No. It's all a DiSTAction.
Now, by this point I think you can understand my methods here (if only because I've listed 9 different ones and then some), so CUT AWAY to another thing that's happening.


"Aware of the risk of counterattack, I blink, and in a flash of cyan I'm back behind the PGS."
This wasn't a simple transport motion, of course. Everything has a hidden meaning, except when it doesn't. And in this case, it does.
-1 Player Charge
This was the action of creating a temporary clone. Not for combat, though. This little clone is on a search mission.


Ah, there it is. We were indeed in this floating void barnyard at this point. now, this wave was a 'surge of electromagnetic radiation', so it wouldn't have destroyed the material. As well, nobody made use of this Magic-proof material for several rounds thereafter.
So, my clone grabs the ruined relic of the Exo-Toa suit,and does a quick patch-up job. This is still arduously slow at the speeds of magical combat, hence my stalling tactics. However, eventually, it is done, and I have a magic-proof clone. The armor won't last long against anything that isn't magical, but magic won't touch it.
The clone arrives and socks P5 upside the head. this stuns them for a few moments with 15% probability, fails due to oblivion despite the immunity to magic with 35% probability, and only injures them but not stuns them with 50% probability.
Then, The clone rips the rod out of their hands with 10% probability, continues to slam metal fists into them with 5% probability, Dispels itself while activating a space-tearing mine embedded into the suit with 30% probability, dispels itself without doing that with 5% probability, breaks their arms with a high-speed ramming punch with 35% probability ,and snaps their neck while kicking them in the spleen with 15% probability.
should the rod have been obtained, I use the spear to transfer the clone outside of the barrier and far away so P5 can't follow them.
however, that's only a 10% or so probability. If P5 dies in the onslaught, I grab The Rod. if P5 neutralizes the suit somehow, battle continues in the stalling manner while I try to think of something. if P5s bones are broken by my clone in the suit, the clone then activates a Radiation Grenade, set to non-directional gravity (slows down time by bending space time), tears off P5's arm (whichever one they're holding The Rod in) at superspeed, and runs. If P5 avoids this, I again resume my previous tactics, but with a Oblivion-proof brute mixed into it.
assuming the battle isn't over yet, P5's body is deteriorating in condition, and since I've probably run through several of my probabilistic attack methods by now, they're sporting a whole lot of space-based tears and holes in their body, and struggling to avoid the mines I've probably scattered.
I proceed to send out a particularly blistering assault (retrieving a large Golden key from behind my back, I slash the air and fire out a beam of blinding golden light into their eyes. As it either hits or forces a dodge, the key flashes and draws on a blue ring on one of my fingers with a plain white-blue rock set in it, creating an array of golden weapons behind me. I mentally tilt these weapons towards space-bending and light-shooting ones, and let loose. right as this assault hits, I blink twenty paces behind P5 and slash the spear, sending another wave of space- this one actually composed of some 10 different, thin waves which each may very well cut P5 apart, before the stone beneath them falls away and a gravitational hammer lances out of it to send them flying),
and draw on spatial charges for the first time yet (recall, until now I was only using the spears high affinity to help focus and channel such abilities).
-1 Spacial Spear charge
The air around P5 flickers like hot summer air, and with a flash of orange, they find they have no more shoulder, on whichever side they held the rod. Their shoulder lands a fair distance from them, with the Templars, PGS (who repositioned to be near them after the initial spike), and Zeyron between them and it. I snap the spatial connection, leaving their shoulder there and no longer part of their body. Then, their shoulder is disconnected from the rest of their arm at the elbow. Then the hand. Then The Rod is completely disconnected from any part of them, and a shimmering orange barrier appears around The Rod, keeping it inaccessible to them for the turn.

There we go, That should do it.
MORE TO FOLLOW? maybe? prob ably not?
Zeyron upgraded and ordered, Facility entities added.
Before you do your hyper attack, the Primal Guardian Spirit uses Multielemental Spikes, which pierces right through P5. He poofs away.
The Rod clatters to the ground. You keep it from being picked up for the round.
+10 AG Morale
-10 PG Morale
Remind me never to cross you.
12/50
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I run over to P4 and attempt to enlist his help in this attack (you'll see why when you read what I do).

Regardless of whether he joins in, I take out the Innovator and aim it at Poseidon's motorcycle. I flip a little toggle, and the barrel retracts. In its place extends a small vibrational frequency cannon. I quickly tune it to the proper frequency, line it up so it's pointed at the fuel tank, then fire.

The attack is at the correct frequency to trigger the explosive cascade reaction within the motorcycle's fuel, destroying it. Most fuel doesn't do that, but I made sure (probably with P4's help) that the motorcycle was using Allinol (like from Cars 2), which is exactly like regular fuel (spoilers) with one difference: it does do the explosion thing.

Anyways, the motorcycle goes boom.
75k damage to the Motorcycle with P4's help, dealing 47k damage to Leviathan. This also calls in another Fire Elemental.
15/40

I shatter the body of Apsu with 1 charge and an action with a bullet at a significant fraction of the speed of Light
29k damage to The Leviathan.
I continue charging energy into my fingers. This will take as long as it has to.
You continue to charge.
3/50 the water is controlling itself (Using)

Using the water-energy we just drank, become a voodoo doll person for Apsu. That way, when they crush us or we die from something they'll take an appropriate amount of backlash damage.

Risky, but fine. We'll see how it works.
This is messed up. Let's do it, we'll be fine afterwards.

With the body of the victim, we are one. With the essence of the victim, we have drunk. With the power to carry out our hate, we have charged. With the ice of steam and the cage of extension, we are already here. The darkest channels of sympathetic magic, we bind to this temporary body. We speak in curses within ourselves, damaging calls of syncretism-yet-not-so turned to blood might and sorrow-eating. For Tiamat and Abzu were not one, that was the binding mirror that is calamitous birth, one-become-two-become-creation. We are splits and sorcery and hate that is waiting to be born, again the prince of disaster born of others' mistakes and the end of the world rotten to its core. Signs dance across our flesh, hieroglyphs of laughter black-red and translatable to screams of pain-joy and color. Azure met crimson met [the nameless powers that should remain unknown].

I am that is (toxin) and am the signpost-forward, the hammer of witch-devils and myself as always. A puppet for the extermination of others. A doll to carry out the condemnation of others. A marionette for the murder of others. A figurine for the torment of others. A toy for the torture of others. A proxy for the erosion of others. An effigy for the destruction of others. Verg Avesta sings with the mirror of pain and the forward of damage. Come, come, try to remember how you will already die! Perish and burn in the song of We and We, painted a perfect target to make the foe fail. Memento mori, dear beast of the waters. I am your new weak point.

The wound-sharing primal curse of control. The curse of retribution that reflects upon body, mind, and soul. Mirror of pain, reflow of whisper. Parts move in response to parts. This is my despair and my defense. Let us begin.
You bind yourself to The Leviathan.

The Godmodder stands in stunned silence, taking a moment to figure out what to do next.
"Ainigma, can you proceed with your plan right now? Thanks."
She then looks at Basic Bob. "I'd like you to meet your brother, Advanced Aaron."
Advanced Aaron then appears.

Redoubling his efforts, P2 leaps into the fray to do some CQC against mechaEnthusiast, Revolver Ocelot, Auma, Basic Bob, and Special Sam. Yes. All at the same time. Despite being outnumbered, he still deals 30k damage to each of them, before jumping back to his side.

P4 slaps some bandages onto P2's armor, and gives him a fistbump, healing his trusted ally for 10 Hp. This works. Somehow.

Two Voidlions bite Grace Chicken and Basic Bob for 40k, applying burn, while the last defects to AG.
-3 PG Morale

The Leviathan, now a discorporated literal ocean of fury, crashes into ParadoxDragon, Nedben, Astrec, Karpinsky and somehow Smirk, washing them away. Nedben's voodoo link causes 45k feedback damage.

Suddenly, a hail of bullets comes in from above, as a newcomer arrives, accompanied multiple robotic duplicates. He is wielding a sword and a gun, with a massive warhammer strapped to his back. You've all seen his picture before. Everyone would recognize those rune-markings on his skin. But today, you realize one more thing.

He's a godmodder.

"Well, well, well," says Piono. "What do we have here? Three Elemental Artifacts, and a mission to bail out some Descended. In the future, do be careful with who you pick fights with."

He then turns towards Leviathan. "Let's take this somewhere else, shall we?"

Unslinging the hammer, Piono charges towards Leviathan, the ground forming steps beneath his feet. Dropping everything else, the ruler of the Elemental Plane of Water raises its own artifact. As their respective weapons clash against each other, a dimensional gate opens between them. In a blinding flash of light, the two of them are gone.

...

Being out of Stasis, the Binding Stone takes a bit of damage. With no more Leviathan to target, Auma goes and picks up the Lunar Authority wand to become LORD OF THE COSMOS. Grace Chicken attacks a Voidlion for 100k damage. The Templars celebrate JOE's actions in defeating P5. Revolver Ocelot takes down not one, but two Voidlions, making up for his inability to kill something that moves the previous round. He regains 14k Hp, only to lose it from being burned. Such is life. Thanks to the [Hasty Work] of Special Sam, the Stasis Field of the Binding Stone is reacquired, preventing further damage. All the other entities begin to look at the Godmodder menacingly, despite their injuries.
-10 PG Morale
+6 AG Morale

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [Heavy AG]
PG MORALE: 15%
AG MORALE: 50%

[GM] The Godmodder. 54/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle.
[PG] P2. 69/80 Hp. 10 AC. 10% Dodge. Counters Attacks. [A] The Axe. +150,000 Attack Boost. Burns targets. Absolute Control Over Fire.
[PG] P4. Resolute.
[PG] P5. 0/50 Hp.
[PG] Advanced Aaron. 300,000/300,000 Hp.
[PG] Fire Elemental. 40,000/40,000 Hp. 3 AC.

[A] Re Orbis. +5,000 Attack in General.
[A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack.
[A] The Fishery. +15,000 Attack.
[A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9.
[A] Descended's Draught. 1/2 Uses.
[A] Death's Ankh.
[A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[A] The Innovator. +20,000 Attack.
[A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 5/11.
[A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.

[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 2/10. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 170,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. Stasis Field!
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 115,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. 15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. 4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 160,000/320,000 Hp. Burned! 20k damage per round for 5 rounds.

[AG-JOE] Nogatu. 30,000/30,000.
[AG-JOE] Advanced Templar. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x2
[AG-JOE] Zeyron. 64,000/64,000 Hp. Elemental Ignition: Available! [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 108,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 2/3. Revolver Roulette: 5/7. Burned! 20k damage per round for 4 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Special Sam 20,000/120,000 Hp. Regemerate: 2/2. Hasty Work: 1/3. X-Bubble: 2/5. EvoCombobulation: 7/8. Regens 5,000! Burned! 20k damage per round for 4 rounds.
[AG-TOG] Monsterpig. 105,000/300,000 Hp. Defected! Burned! 20k damage per round for 4 rounds.
[AG-Krill] Basic Bob. 180,000/250,000 Hp. Burned! 20k damage per round for 5 rounds.
[AG] Voidlion. 121,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck. Defected!
[AG-JOE] Clone. 25,000/25,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 0/20 Hp.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG] Karpinsky. 0/20 Hp.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2.
[AG] Nedben. 0/20 Hp.
[AG] Astrec. 0/20 Hp.
[AG] Smirk. 0/20 Hp.

[AG] TOG. 20/20 Hp. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
 
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Round 40: Prelude to Pantheon
"Ow. What happened? Why can't I see?"
I feel where my eyes should be. I instead feel a hole.
"Huh? I Am not going to be much use this round."
I then begin the process of regenerating the damage. For the record, if you are curious how I am not dead fully, check what Dragon Ball wishes were made in the past. The ones that alter the users physical makeup positively are included in my wish, so I am physically immortal. But I tend to be injured beyond usefulness by the time I take as much damage as normal people die by.

OOC: (Purely fluff, he still takes as long to revive, his body just doesn't get replaced, just regenerated from the remains of the original.)
You continue to respawn!
9 Charges

/Placeholder

*Attacking PG entities noises*

*Also Grabs Motorhog*
Dealing 20k damage to Advanced Aaron, you then take the Motorhog.
12/50 (on hold, respawning)
~~~~~~~
Respawn 1/2. No flavortext this time; assume something similar to the last one.

Also, if I can, I order the entities to Alpha Strike.
Alpha Strike requested.
25/40 wait so... you cant charge while dead? oops
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: home plane
Monster pig

in PMs JOE said I could have The Rod. I take up The Rod.

I claim the Voidlion, rename it to Jojolion and set it to bodyguarding Auma, Lord of all Cosmos

Monster pig picks up an artifact that isnt the orange lances and then switches loyalty to JOE.

Auma does not fear fire. He holds a health respect for it, to be sure. But he does not fear it.
He begins bodyguarding me.


I scan Za Rodo to see if I can change it into a hand shape because JoJo memes. Also I want to understand it more in general.
You pick up The Rod, and order your entities into new configurations.
The Rod:
The Artifact of Rulership of Oblivion, reputed to have once been in possession of an Oblivion Elemental so large, he could devour entire universes. It's a shame we can't verify any of these myths, as all of them were wiped out in some unrecorded catastrophe. The void would've been a totally different place if they were still around, that's for sure.
15/40
>resurrection in progress,please hold
You ressurecturize yourself.
25/40
AUMA, Lord of all Cosmos
Ishmael: home plane
Monster pig
Jojolion

I walk up to the area where P5 died.
"Ahhhhh, my dear, short-lived, oft-deceased rival. Alas, that it was not I who slew you this time.
This time.
You are broken, friend.
Death comes or us all eventually. Even us elves are immortal, yet not unkillable.
Death ought to be a finality. The final finality. The great equalizer. The rest for the mortal. The escape from the worry and fear of living. The chance to allow some different sprirt to take the reins of your mortal coil as you drift off into a mindless emptiness. Or perhaps a great coalition of souls.
I wouldn't know, having died yet not truly moved on so far.
For you, it seems that the oblivion promised to us by death as a break after the great race that was life has not come. In a way I pity you. Dragged back into this horrible life over and over, dying again and again.
Or maybe you are the one dragging yourself back. Still tragic, in its own way.
"
I swing Za Hando/Rodo once across the area where the concept of P5 still lingers, forcing a pure oblivion onto his mind, not entirely unlike what death provides to the average mortal.
"Hah! Joke! Eat a cessation of thought, drowlet!"
The stark white energies of oblivion wash over where P5 was, staving off his return, at least just for a little while longer.
1/50 ahaha.wav

Head back into the Godmodder for a moment (by force, they'll be fine), through the portal to the Blood Dimension, grab a few bucketfuls of blood, then throw them at the [N] boss Lord of Water to dilute them. This will trick the plot into thinking they are bloodied due to being generic nebulous water as well, inflicting damage despite it being some other planar bloodbath.

Also, the buckets implode into high-speed high-power dehydrators inside of the foe.


Resurrection in progress, please hold.

Despite being dead at the moment, I would like someone to forward to the Pionomodder we were doing relatively fine and only died a few times. We would have gotten them done by attrition in a while barring any exceptional mishaps.

While we're at it with the moaning of ghosts, I'll spell it out explicitly in case the last two elemental masters didn't kick off alarm bells: don't use an element someone else controls, it'll just end badly. I'm still annoyed about Nedben wasting all that charge on a failed artifact-based salvation.

what's with the pionomodder anyway? Do we need to destroy them later too?
I'm pretty sure he's on our side, despite all appearances.
16/40

I pick my Shadowscythe back up.....hmmm I should make a better Healing Staff soon.....maybe some gold and orchids and some....

Either way I vote for the Alpha Strike
Shadowscythe reobtained, Alpha Strike voted for.
/reviving

While ghosts fashion a new vessel, I suppose we can chat a bit more about strategy as souls. Lessons learned: don't screw around with elemental lords and avoid letting them have artifacts to grab. While at least the Water one was a formidable boss, it was not unbearably so with the field sufficiently messy to keep Her Godmodding busy murdering manually.

Psychofibril cellplate in progress. Demon pillar phenomena hybridization, engaging. Physical form assembly, reforging. I'll take the liberty of coming back to life, thanks.
You come back from the dead!
12/50 (on hold, respawning)
~~~~~~~
Respawn 2/2. I'm back. And I'll take the Innovator again. Should be safe to hold.
Innovator picked up.
4/50
"Updater person, here is a reminder never to cross me, as requested."
"fun fact, I was- mostly- writing that for fun, not length. now imagine if I wrote for length"

ahem. uh... 1 PHP=5k EHP, P2 has 69 PHP, so 345k HP, +10K for AC... The Rod still one-shots him.
PGS will hang back. it cannot attack the Godmodder, after all- they haven't attacked my forces, only P2 has. it wouldn't do much to P2 if it did, so it hangs back for now.
Nogatu, on the other hand, "suicidally" charges forwards and messes with everything enemies try to do by, say, throwing dirt in their eyes, or having an arrow hit them in the back right as they start a sword swing. he'll be fiiiiine.... and even if he dies, who cares? Nogatu's a dick, man.
Advanced Templar and the other Templars build another fort. they're starting to realize that this is going to be a regular thing.
Zeyron... well, he's his own person, so he can do what he wants, but I suggest he elemental ignition the discount elemental artifact of the earthen variety to help make the fort.
S.sam uses regemeration.

I look at Special sam and how he's low health, and proceed to make him not so low health. You see... uh, I've got nothing. other then a large pile of healing potions, 2 healing shivs, a healing bouncy ball, and a healing nuke!
I'm pretty sure all of those were healing, but even if they weren't, special sam has a new suit which transfers kinetic energy into ... Healing!
(It breaks down a moment later but that's just because it's not made for long-term use. or nukes.)
Entities ordered, Special Sam healed for 35k!
"Ow, OW, OW, OW, OOOOOOOWWWWW."
My head has finally regenerated fully, so I am back to normal health. I am also out of energy to do anything. I can, however, see that the Water deity is no longer a factor, so I can get back to training next turn.
You return to life!
Skyfall 8/40?

Astrec scans all the documents, and has the computer created a labelled table of contents of all the files, and scrolls through said table, reading it.

Astrecbot scoops up as many of Astrec's artifacts as he can.
You're currently dead, of a heart attack brought on from your Astrecbot being crushed by Leviathan. It's funny how these things happen.
5/50
I give Special sam a golden sticker which says he's special. this reinforces his identity, healing him.
20k healing to Special Sam.

The Godmodder idly warps the settings of the barn fightingspace we are in, altering it into a landscape of black and white. From this new place, a familiar creature makes its reappearance, flanked by some friends.

P2 picks up the Fishery, and swings it about experimentally. "hm its somewhat like a flail but much lighter" he also channels his inner Sauron by picking up Re Orbis. With his new armaments, he fades from existence, only to leap out of Jojolion's flaming mane. Grabbing ahold of him, P2 picks Jojolion off of the ground, and sees Revolver Ocelot. "hey i heard you like cats heres one for you" With that said, he chucks Jojolion at Revolver Ocelot, having both of them take 45k(doubled for Jojolion) damage.

P4 uses his actions this round to have the newly summoned beasts attack their targets. They bound towards Clone, Basic Bob and Grace Chicken to deliver 65k damage to each of them, blinding Grace Chicken in the process.

Advanced Aaron uses his Advanced Fighting Skills:tm: to give the Binding Stone a 70k damage beatdown. The Fire Elemental uses Flamethrower on Monsterpig. It's super effective, dealing 24k damage, making everything smell even more delicious.
+7 PG Morale
-1 AG Morale

Spurred into action, the Primal Guardian Spirit uses Lunge on Advanced Aaron for 110k damage. That's a lotta damage. Grace Chicken attacks one the Dark Beast, but misses. Nogatu does a Nogatu, and deals 15k damage to the Fire Elemental. The other Templars go and build Templar Fort M3, the Final Templar Base. Zeyron contributes greatly into their foothold in this realm, making super strong foundations based off his knowledge of working in the mines. Revolver Ocelot shoots Advanced Aaron for 144k damage, but continues to take damage from Burns. Special Sam uses Regemerate, but continues to take Burn Damage! The Monsterpig picks up Death's Ankh. This can only end well. Basic Bob attacks a Light Beast for 80k damage. The Drone piles on another 12k. Both have their accuracy reduced.

I'm getting reports of the Godmodder's fleet. They're moving en masse. Damage the Godmodder as much as you can right now, before we have to act again.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [Heavy AG]
PG MORALE: 22%
AG MORALE: 49%

[GM] The Godmodder. 54/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle.
[PG] P2. 69/80 Hp. 10 AC. 10% Dodge. Counters Attacks. [A] The Axe. +150,000 Attack Boost. Burns targets. Absolute Control Over Fire. [A] Re Orbis. +5,000 Attack in General. [A] The Fishery. +15,000 Attack.
[PG] P4. Resolute.
[PG] P5. 0/50 Hp.
[PG] Advanced Aaron. 26,000/300,000 Hp.
[PG] Fire Elemental. 40,000/40,000 Hp. 3 AC.
[PG] Dark Beast. 145,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets.
[PG] Bright Beast. 53,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.
[PG] Bright Beast. 145,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.

[A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack.
[A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9.
[A] Descended's Draught. 1/2 Uses.

[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 3/10. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 100,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. Stasis Field!
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG] Jojolion. 31,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck. Defected! Bodyguarding Auma!
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 135,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. 15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. 4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. Bodyguarding TOG!
[AG] TOG. 20/20 Hp. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 75,000/320,000 Hp. Burned! 20k damage per round for 4 rounds. 80% Accuracy, 3 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Nogatu. 30,000/30,000.
[AG-JOE] Advanced Templar. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x2
[AG-JOE] Zeyron. 64,000/64,000 Hp. Elemental Ignition: Available! [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 57,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 3/3. Revolver Roulette: 6/7. Burned! 20k damage per round for 3 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Special Sam 65,000/120,000 Hp. Regemerate: 1/2. Hasty Work: 2/3. X-Bubble: 3/5. EvoCombobulation: 8/8. Regens 10,000! Burned! 20k damage per round for 3 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Monsterpig. 61,000/300,000 Hp. Defected! Burned! 20k damage per round for 3 rounds. [A] Death's Ankh.
[AG-Krill] Basic Bob. 95,000/250,000 Hp. Burned! 20k damage per round for 5 rounds. 80% accuracy, 3 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp. 80% accuracy, 3 rounds.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 20/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 5/11.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG] Karpinsky. 20/20 Hp. [A] The Innovator. +20,000 Attack.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2.
[AG] Winkins. 20/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
 
Round 41
20/50

Hmm, Revolver Ocelot was injured, time for RETALIATORY ATTACKING.

Using the Thieves Grasp to wield the Voidsteel Greatsword, the girl growls and launches herself at P2, leaping onto their head and kicking off of it, jumping up in the air and doing an overly fancy pirouette literally in midair, before plunging her sword down into P2's face.
P2's helmet folds over his face, causing your stab to glance off of his head for 8 damage.
17/40
I use the Shadowscythe as a....scythe and cut down a bright beast
The Shadowscythe manifests a blade of Hard Sound, and as you drag it across the Bright Beast, it disrupts it's integrity for 60k damage.
26/40
AUMA, Lord of all Cosmos
Ishmael: home plane
Jojolion

Jojolion continues posing in front of Auma in a defensive manner.

Auma bends the light from a brightbeast into a darkbeast, reducing them both to ordinary beasts and, if I'm lucky, blinding both.

Scan Za Rodo to discover more about the nature of Oblivion. Is it like death, or void, or space? Is it some kind of anti-mind, or is it the antithesis to being? Maybe its the opposite of creation, making it either stagnation, decay or destruction?


In any case, I channel JoJo memes into Za Rodo and swipe away the space currently occupied by P2's head, screaming [ZA HANDO]. The minor vacuum that this creates is wnough to screw with the air the rest of his body was using as fuel enough to put him out, killing him.
Entities Ordered.
ELEMENT O
OBLIVION
Oblivion opposes creation, and represents nonexistence. Oblivion makes things not, bringing things to an end.
Oblivion has no living elementals, as all were wiped out prior to recorded history.
As you swipe The Rod at P2, he raises his Axe to block. As they connect, the energies of your weapons cancel out. Existence shudders as the Elemental Planes of Oblivion and Fire shift to meet each other. A gate opens between your weapons, depositing the two of you at the border of this convergence. P2 sighs. "no you know one reason why us elemental lords do not fight each other"
"we may duel right now if you wish but i prefer that we disengage for now"

10 Charge

Due to holiday laziness, I invite the Grace chicken to bath in an effect-status removing hot spring and daze off as I soak in the water as well.
Grace Chicken burn removed, blind duration lowered.
1/50 begin game

Oh, Godmodder. Even as my strikes are subject to authority of interpretation and your defensive curses, I know you read these original postings. No escape by using the Arbiter as your sword as well as shield.

I will teach you slowly and painfully that the weapons you must wield are not conquest but cosmology. That Piono draws much of their extraneous assets from elemental power. Overturn metaphysics, degrade the primal splendor beneath those blows to meaningless or deep alternative, and they become mere conceptual weapons, formidable but not insurmountable. It is the same within these spaces I shall grind you against like sandpaper and millstones.

G
rimoire of Alice, next slide. I am a horde of bees stinging the Godmodder with deep mysteries of void-and-Void I have obtained from the 」-light beyond proxy's sight. I will show you worlds born of dreamstuff and song. I will give you in Seht's word of anything-whatever-center and until all of it was done: "Go here: world without wheel, charting zero deaths, and echoes singing," of course. Every bee, swatted or stinging, a sympathetic bomb of unborn or deepfictional. I will show you futures unborn, from thrice darkness to the Ardania. Drink and be tormented: I will feed you the seven caustic colors of inspiration and carve into you excess true names of damage tones. I will warn you that conquest of expanding space does little against the figment of multidimensional time: in fact, I will dance with you through the seven-and-change singularities where the holy grail sacrificed humanity and burnt its history whilst fighting the giants, then the seven-and-change lostbelts where the astronomical root-trees of mankind overwrote that past. I will remind you of the fluidity of the gods you have long since slaughtered, and the stasis of the paradigms you are to kill. Remember you are already alive; Descendants will come back. The cosmology keeping them so, maybe you should be spending charge on that venture rather than a nation we are plot-sworn to grind into ashes. Speaking of plot, that is an altermemory I will slide. I will drag you through a fragment-verse or twelve where stories were the currency of mages and narrators ruled the land. I will smash your face into the soothing loam of a world where 'elements' are merely arrangements of subatomic particles, assemblies of far more intricate things, and many things thought elements were processes and forces and compounds. I will riddle your flesh with the letters of worlds where nigh-perfect defenses are a triviality and the poem is blades. I will feed you hypothetical cosmos like an unexaggerated sanitarium would eggs to its prisoners. And I will make you love it, that you will remember the nature of this blade and the message I seek to forward, friend or foe.

If you read that while you were swatting bees, you've probably noticed the poison that makes you think you aren't poisoned by now.

also I pick up the Clear Thought if nobody else has by now
As your bees sting her, the Godmodder laughs.
"You may be wondering why I laugh. This is why. You show me all this, as if you think I don't already know. I am ancient, Voidling. I have traveled to countless worlds, each more alien than the last. I have seen empires both grim and valourous rise and fall. I lived in a time when anything was possible, when we could eliminate the cancers of reality. I was born before beings far stronger than any of us combined, and have lived after they fell. By myself, I have hidden for millennia, watching as everything around me decayed into chaos, as your kind have built upon what we left behind. You believe that any pain you've experienced can possibly hurt me. This is why I laugh."
You pick up Clear Thought.
6/50
As P2 starts to fall to The Ego's use of "Za Rodo" (The Rod), I half-smile and quickly lift my hand up with a flicker, and my fingers all elongate immensely while also being contracted so as to not get in anyones way. then, as The Ego's attack lands, I extend all 5. the thumb contorts and envelopes The Axe, pulling it back into the somewhat-faded someone-else's-problem bubble where I hold on to it for now, while the other 4 spear into P2's assorted limbs. as they die, the limbs and extremities of their magical fire are sucked into the same storage dimension I have some of P5's limbs, godmodder leg, IP leg, Blackguard Leg, Herald arm, etecuh etecuh, one where time is frozen among other things.

...If I fail to retrieve the Axe for reasons other then another allied player doing so first, however, I frown, and immediately point the Spacial Spear at it. with a flash, a bubble of orange space warps into existance around it, and quickly moves it into the [AG] formation, away from any PG theft, before leaving it there, temporarily untouchable.


ENTITY ORDERS to come
PGS will again attack anyone who attacks me. Try it if you want, enemies. It's not worth it.
Nogatu continues his Toootally not suicidal combat. All the templars make a second fort within the fort. fortception! this is mostly because I can't see how strong the fort they just made is, so i dunno what it needs added most.
Zeyron just used elemental ignition! instead ,it recharges. Zeyron recieves a suggestion: if the PGS rides out to attack someone without countering powers, he could ride with it, and also attack whoever it is. this puts his attacking powers to use, while keeping him safe in this fragile, not-yet-fully-come-into-his-own state.

Special Sam uses Evocombobulation, recreating his special list so he will continue being able to use a special every round with relatively little overlap. you see, the longer its been since he started, the harder it is to add variety without the new special finishing when another special is charged, so Special Sams list changes and de-charges periodically (in a manner that improves it overall).
like, for example, see this.
Regemerate: 1/2. Hasty Work: 2/3. X-Bubble: 3/5. EvoCombobulation: 8/8.
without Ecombob, next round after this, he can use hasty work or regemerate. then, xbubble and whatever he didn't choose. but both those rounds, he's leaving something unused, which is a bit of a waste. which is why the first 3 are prime numbers- regemerate and hasty work don't interfere with one another until round 6, and then they've got Evocombobulation as soon as they run out of active useables.
so, generate sam some new list, with numbers like, say, this, for the charge times at start:
2/3[smth] 3/5[smth] 4/7[smth] 1/8[the sequence reworker special]
(it has a roundly special for 4 rounds, then 2 gap rounds and another 2 rounds of specials. good enough but feel free to come up with another start state if you like. oh, and try to include something along the lines of hasty work aside from all the wacky stuff.)
3/3! 4/5 5/77 || 1/3 5/5! 6/7 || 2/3 1/5 7/7! || 3/3! 2/5 1/7 ||1/3 3/5 2/7 || 2/3 4/5 3/7
P2 has not only not died, but is currently in an alternate Dimension with The Axe. As such, your actions fail to work this time.
Entities Ordered.
I get back to training in my time chamber. i have every intent to increase the gravity I train under by an order of magnitude each turn. I am currently attempting to train with the Kaioshin, since I had finished training with the Kais just before exiting the chamber.
You continue to train!
38/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Hmm... I'm still contemplating the Pionomodder. Does that mean I can take PP (ProPionomodder)?
While he is busy contemplating life, the universe, and everything, his guitar case somehow decides to take action (somehow). A chisel (Chiseling Instrument) and a hammer (Fine Adjustment Instrument) fly out of it. They launch themselves over to the ice cage LJG is trapped in. First, the chisel embeds itself into the ice. Then, the hammer follows it, whacking the cage open. However, based on its trajectory, it launches itself up afterwards and hits the chisel again, breaking a hole just wide enough for LJG to make it through.
Thinking about it, wouldn't we need two alignments. We would need whatever you feel toward the Godmodder and whatever you feel about the Pionomodder. Of course, for those against the Pionomodder, they should be called APP, Against Piono's Power, just to make some variation. They should also get smart phones because... Why not? So, I guess I would be AGPP, at least for now...
You free yourself from the ice.
2/50

Throw some eggs at the godmodder because now I'm thinking about eggs. Perfectly clear eggs. Containing not-clear eggs. Eggs with eggs inside of them. Eggily.

(skipping over extended description of eggs that make more eggs)

...Did we just drop an egg-shaped fortress on the Godmodder?

We did now. You know what, let's go back to full BS mode. Hey, Godmodder. You're immune to audio, so we'll throw it at you in egg based format.

What.

Visual-audio, but in reverse. And the images are on eggs.

Ew.

Alright, we'll use a spinning wheel to launch the eggs at the Godmodder. Amenominakanushi, you drop the giant bags full of eggs from upper stage. On it. Grimoire of Alice, you do the JoJo thing and provide the eggs. Now, uh...what do we download on the eggs...

I know! How aboNO. well fine then, we'll use...uh....hmmm. Forward from a higher layer says reality won't survive a rebooted Homestuck invasion, so while it can do the killing it'll likely be too tenacious afterward. And too focused on that cast, when there's no evidence they can't be genericized to...whatever.

...Maybe Ge.Ne.Sis ripoffs? I wrote something for that.
Nah, we've already got the whole Stand-Persona thing going on, adding more tarots would be redundant. But what if it counts as thematic instead of repetitive? We just attempted to make her eat dirt, I doubt she'll be amenable to that. Why would she be amenable to anything? This is an attack on her integrity and not-being-egged. Um, guys? Grimoire of Alice needs the egg data. Fine, we'll have it be a....would Golden Sun be in poor taste? Maybe, but Amiti was so nice to...Oh god, I'm becoming you! Look, habit is habit. Give up. No. fiiiine Maybe we can have it be, uh... screw it, abstract invasion-by-popular-media prompting but we don't actually know what it is yet! Maybe the Godmodder will use future-Google on Myst or whatever. Or maybe it'll be popular media from this universe and so the NPCs will know more than us! Next thing you say you'll be asking him to do Icarus Badlands. Please, I have standards. Very low standards. I admit that. So we're just hoping for retrogenesis, yes? Yeah sure.
Your visual-audio eggs crash into the Godmodder, making her process images as sound. This new method of delivering information deals 1 damage to her.
13/50
~~~~~
Again, please. Alpha Strike. Now is the time.

Meanwhile, I deploy a Portable Sun Generator (it's a miniature star in a box!) in front of the Godmodder. Her Lunar Shield reflects the sunlight, to be sure, but with quick thinking and the use of a multitude of mirrors, I reflect it right back into her eyes, triply concentrated.

Now blinded, she staggers slightly, into the proximity radius for the Sun Generator's supernova contingency. To put it simply, there's a very big, very intense explosion with the Godmodder caught in the middle of it.
As the Godmodder still has no eyes, you aim concentrated solar radiation into her eyeholes. As your Sun Generator goes Supernova, all the energy from the explosion coalesces into two spheres of superhot plasma, which then go.. Ew.
"Hum. Eyes that emit radiation, rather than receive it. This might be interesting."
27/??

Ishmael: healing beck home, I presume
Jojolion
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone

If I can keep Auma safe from the Alpha strike, I vote that we do that.

I impress oblivion onto P2's mind, either killing him if he isn't already dead, or else postponing his revival is he is.
"a duel it is."
You strike P2 with your newfound grasp of Oblivion Magic, burning away at his armour for 3 damage, which he counters with a punch to your face for 4 damage.
8/40

[x1] Astrec creates the table of contents, having revived last turn.
[x1] He steals all of his artifacts still there on the floor back, then asks everyone if he can have the ones he grabbed back, especially the thief's grasp.

[x1] Astrec takes the elemental vials he took from science world, and takes the Blackguard's arm. He begins working on something with them.
You pick up two Spacial Spears, and also look through your indexed materials. The Document with the word Praetorian is this:

[2] Who are you?
Hi. I'm Ainigma. Silly name? I wouldn't have it any other way. You've probably seen me before, I'm the guy with the voice scrambler and silly symbol on his helmet. Anyhow, I'm one of the Godmodder's Praetorians, sworn to defend and represent her interests. Ask me about it if you see me around.
11 Charges
I wake from my nap and get out of the hot springs that I made after putting on my robes.

Uncertain of what else I should this turn... I grab a word snipper, snipped off Re from P4 Resolute, leaving them with solute, and then dosing them with a bucket of water through the use of portals and water bucket shenanigans. Said shenanigans involve dimensional sniping and a random drain, which is ready to drain P4 new solvent form to... somewhere.

Look, I don't have the time to map out the dimensional piping of the dang thing...
"IM NOT A LIQUID IM A BOY"
P4 knows exactly what he is, and resists your transfiguration attempt.
I have learned considerably from the Kaioshin, and am at 50 times earth gravity. I am going to continue until things seem really bad, so don't expect me back anything like soon. I am hoping to be able to use the kaioken at a times one hundred efficiency before returning.
You continue to train!
39/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Hmm... I guess for Pro Pionomodder, it would be PPP, Pro Piono Powers. Then it matches with APP, also known as app. Otherwise, it just gets a bit confusing. Whatever.
LJG stares blankly at the bright beast for a few seconds. He then realizes his eyes are being bombarded by light rays. Afterwards, he recognizes a sense of pain in his eyeballs. So, he takes the logical action and looks away. He searches every single one of his pockets until he reaches for the one inside of his jacket.
There they are.
And, as if anyone didn't expect this, he pulls out a pair of cool guy shades. You may ask why he has them. Well... it's a long story. Let's just say the Radorsome System has been going through a drop in climate and leave it at that. However, due to their alien nature, these sunglasses are both stylish and efficient, equally dimming light no matter how much light they have to filter. This allows space travelers to see clearly anywhere. Back to now, LJG puts on said sunglasses with a look of content.
Wait, are those bright beasts? Don't people usually use the term light beast. That's just a more straightforward contrast between dark beast and light beast, right? I mean, it doesn't matter, but I sometimes wanna get to know the non-horrific things I attack.
Your COOLSHADES:tm: block out any blindness inflicted by the Bright Beasts this round!
I dunno. I just use the term Bright Beast, since that's what I see them as. Bright Beasts. Kind of just making up names as I go along right now.
7/50
Since the FINAL TEMPLAR FORTRESS is still invisible, i conclude it is indestructible. also, infinite power. etec etec. -->?
ahem. Other then that, I start an alchemization. the alchemiter exists, and it makes some pretty good stuff, like the discount elemental alchemies. let's see... I want something that radiates descended. so first, I grab a bottle and fill it with a little descended energy. then I change my mind, and discard the 'bottle' part. I'll just use descended energy directly. Now, from what I know of hoemstuckl//The Game, alchemy doesn't actually need to consume component parts. you can memorize the code, write it down on another card, and punch it appropriately. so...
first off, I check Descended Energy || Spacial spear. taking the resulting code, I check what it'll give. Assuming a vaguely favourable result (a spear which stores a ton of descended energy instead of space energy, or some such), I continue:
Descending Dory (Dory is, in fact, a real type of spear. alliteration!)
hm... what to add next? well, I don't really want it as a weapon. Zeyron's got the alchemys already. I want it as some other kind of equip... so that leaves an accessory, or armor, or I suppose a potion like the draught.
(...)
Well, it's been 30 minutes at least and I've FINALLY found a list of the elemental alchemies... as piono made them in another world. hopefully they match up enough that I can use that to find the contents of the discount elemental alchemies.
Hammer: earth
Axe : fire
.... oh hey it switches to completely unrelated things from then on!
WOO!
one of those things involves this alchemization recipe so I have the names of some of the elemental alchemies, for all the good that does me
Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Acrum Aereum && Nulla Stella && Denito Surrexit && Deum Lucem && Nocte Consumes && Abiit && Exedo && Lex Ordinis && Vita Australi && Aquilonem Mors && Vi Forti && Traho && Mens Potentiam && Maleficis Est && Disparem && Potentias Eius && Finem && Deus Liber

uh... TF: Earth, hammer. LI: Fire, Axe. Dlv: Water, Trident. Sprsq : air? storms? unsure. some kind of bow. VN: plants? a staff. NN: lasers...? some rifles. Arct: ice?? a rapier. AA: not mentioned. not mentioned. NS: space, whip? DS: time, watch. DL: Light, a mace. NC: Darkness(?), gauntlet, Aviit: probabbly a sickle of void, but unknown. Exedo: ring, chaos/entropy. LO: order, scepter. VA: Life?? scythe. AM: Death, a scythe. VF: Magnetism, staff. Traho: Gravity, chestplate. MP: "a crystal with a crystal on its surface" (a crown), Mind. ME: godcraft? creation? dunno. amulet. Dsp: inversion/mirroring; mirror. PE: ???? Finem: The Rod. The Rod. The Rod. DL: Scroll, Reality.
I think, tentatively, ignoring the new elements (which were easy to find on discord, but probably not part of the discount set if i'm guessing right, and are Beast (Catchpole) Blood (Knife) Machine (Wrench) Hope (Vial) Sound (Guitar) Ink (Pen) Code (Rocket Launcher) Dream (Naginata) Tetrominoes (Shield) Ranch Dressing (Blender) Train (Train))
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So, Deus Liber has a similar effect, in that it empowers the user... but it's a scroll, and generally doesn't mesh with the idea... oh, I know!
Before doing anything with Descended Dory, I alchemize Discount Deus Liber || Discount Maleficis Est (I might have used exedo, but i'm guessing that something to do with it was the reason for <0> or whatever and I'm in No hurry to repeat that), and then I alchemize (Descending Dory && (Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est)) -> fine -> || (Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est).
So, in the end, using the Discount Elemental Alchemies and the spacial spear as a source of patterns, I do...
(((Descended energy || Spacial Spear)&&(Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est)) Fine)||(Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est)
see, first it makes an descended-energy storing spear. then, I get a (discount) reality artifact in the shape of an amulet (because Shape.), and combine it with the descended energy storing spear. then, it goes through the 'fine' setting to hopefully make it somewhat less discount. then, I ensure it maintains the shape post-[Fine] via doing the shape-combiner again with the discount reality artifact amulet.
I'm doing something with that next turn but not yet, assuming it works ok. if it doesn't well it doesn't so.



Oh uh the monsterpigs mine right he bodyguards special sam and the binding stone after giving uhhhhh lets say Zeyron deaths ankh.
I forgot about the Templar Fortress, my mistake.
You alchemical preview makes something else: Descended Energy || Spacial Spear = The Phoenix Lance. A Winged Spear, formed from the energies which bind us all. May whoever wields this rise anew, and be led to better days.
Wait, where are you getting this information from those words? Anyhow, your second preview:
Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est = Chained Demon Scrolls. The Elements of Magic and Reality combine to form a set of scrolls chained so that they may never be opened. This shut document can be worn around the neck, allowing the knowledge within to trickle into your mind through osmosis, granting you great power.
You then alchemize Phoenix Spear && Chained Demon Scrolls, creating Phoenix Spear && Chained Demon Scrolls = Devil's Damnation. A long, thin spear inscribed with forbidden knowledge. Grants immense power over magic, space and reality, but at what cost?
I hope you know what you're doing.
14/50
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I cycle the Innovator to Semi-Automatic Sniper mode, load it with water canister rounds, aim it at the Fire Elemental, and unload into it with extreme prejudice.
You dispel the Fire Elemental!
+1 AG Morale
-1 PG Morale
I heal with the Shadowscythe the Grace
Chicken

18/40
70k healing to the Grace Chicken!

The Godmodder uses the new gates to Fire in her eyes to summon a pair of Elder Fire Elementals.

Away from the battlefield, P2 sweeps TOG off of his feet with a swift kick, pins him to the ground, and hooks him with the Fishery. With the barbs firmly in place, P2 slams TOG into the ground, back and forth like a ragdoll, dealing 8 damage.
"this is an interesting weapon, i have never seen anything of its make before."

P4 takes two scoops of the Godmodder's Ice Cream, and feeds it to the Bright Beasts for 60k healing. Advanced Aaron defects to join his brother, and the Beasts attack the Guardian, Basic Bob, and Advanced Aaron for 65l damage. Two more beasts appear as well, as P5 flickers back into existence and downs the Descended Draught.
+6 PG Morale

The Primal Guardian Spirit is indisposed this round as it begins to remanifest. In his limited Capacity, Auma bends light to lower the accuracy of two of the beasts, as well as deal 40k damage to both of them. The Grace Chicken pecks at a Fire Elemental for 70k damage, Nogatu attacks a Bright Beast for 30k and gets blinded, the Templar Fort appears and becomes an even bigger Fort, Zeyron mounts the Primal Guardian Spirit, Revolver Ocelot reloads and gets burned, and Special Sam Evolves, gaining +20 MHP, as well as some new moves: Regemerate+, Jury-Rig, and Bombthrow, as well as Shuffle. The Monsterpig hands Death's Ankh over to Zeyron, Basic Bob punches a Bright Beast for 80k damage, and the Drone repairs the Binding Stone for 6k Hp.

Inside the Facility, the AMALGAMATION finishes cloning. It enters the battlefield, ready for action. The Godmodder is stunned.
"....What the. Kill it. Kill it quickly."

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
PG MORALE: 27%
AG MORALE: 50%

[GM] The Godmodder. 53/80 Hp. Candy: 2 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle.
[PG] P4. Boi.
[PG] P5. 50/50 Hp. Draught Drunk, +10,000 power to Attacks for 3 rounds, Vulnerable in same period.
[PG] Dark Beast. 145,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets.
[PG] Bright Beast. 113,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.
[PG] Bright Beast. 35,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 320,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 250,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[PG] Dark Beast. 105,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets.
[PG] Bright Beast. 105,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.

[A] Orange Lances. x1. Space Energy Charges: 3.

[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 80,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 3/10. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 106,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. Stasis Field!
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG] Jojolion. 31,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck. Defected! Bodyguarding Auma!
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 155,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. 15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. 4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 145,000/320,000 Hp. 80% Accuracy, 1 rounds.

[AG-JOE] Nogatu. 30,000/30,000.
[AG-JOE] FINAL TEMPLAR FORT. 120,000/120,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Templars!
[AG-JOE] Advanced Templar. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x2
[AG-JOE] Zeyron. 64,000/64,000 Hp. Elemental Ignition: 2/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 37,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 7/7. Burned! 20k damage per round for 2 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Special Sam 75,000/140,000 Hp. Regemerate+: 2/3. Jury Rig: 3/5. Bombthrow: 4/7. Shuffle: 1/8. Regens 10,000! Burned! 20k damage per round for 2 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Monsterpig. 41,000/300,000 Hp. Defected! Burned! 20k damage per round for 3 rounds.
[AG-Krill] Basic Bob. 15,000/250,000 Hp. Burned! 20k damage per round for 4 rounds. 80% accuracy, 2 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp. 80% accuracy, 2 rounds.
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 200,000/200,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 1/3. Oblivion: 1/5. Metal: 1/7. Godmod: 1/11.
[AG] Advanced Aaron. 51,000/300,000 Hp. Defected!
[AG] ParadoxDragon 20/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 5/11.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG] Karpinsky. 20/20 Hp. [A] The Innovator. +20,000 Attack.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Devil's Damnation. +47,000 Attack. Space Energy: 9
[AG] Winkins. 20/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] Nedben. 20/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack.
[AG] Astrec. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x2. Space Energy Charges: 6.

ELSEWHERE, STRIFE ZONE:
[PG] P2. 58/80 Hp. 10 AC. 10% Dodge. Counters Attacks. [A] The Axe. +150,000 Attack Boost. Burns targets. Absolute Control Over Fire. [A] Re Orbis. +5,000 Attack in General. [A] The Fishery. +15,000 Attack.
[AG] TOG. 8/20 Hp. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.

Everyone gets a +3.
 
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28+3/??

Ishmael: healing beck home, I presume
Jojolion
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone

I claim Advanced Aron.

With the hook and line still in my bloodied body, I smirk.
"Rope Trick"
I grab hold of the fishing line and channel arcane energies into it. The rope animates and rapidly coild around me. Within an instant, it's already formed a protal to a demiplane, pulled me in and then pulled itself (along with the rest of The Fishery) inside. Any of P2's attempts to stop this merely result in me taking the line instead of the whole artifact.
You steal a fishery line and and do the exit. P2 waves you goodbye, as he retreats into the Elemental Plane of Fire.
9/40

Astrec clicks the page button, moving from [2] to [3]. If the following entries are also short, he clicks forward, reading up to three.
Snatch more artifacts.
Astrec then summons a GLODMOGGER, the feared predator of GODMODDERS. It leaps at the Godmodder, who runs away from the beast....
And right into a giant animated pinata filled with active explosives, which eats her. She lands in its explosive filled belly, explosions ensue, except the bombs are filled with Whipped Cream Mechas piloted by Metal Gears piloted by ants, which bash her with many squeaky hammers.
[3] What is Going On?
First off, if you didn't know already, the Multiverse exists. There are countless existences out there, suspended within a dimensional space commonly known as Nihil Magna. There are actually empires in the this space, kingdoms encompassing entire existences. THe Most powerful of these groups is the Empire of Nihil Magna. It's a totally silly name, but they've been the top dogs for as long as anyone can remember.

Right now, we're staging a revolution. We believe that the current power system needs to be destroyed, and that we are being lied to. That's why we are having this war. Even though we're winning, we still need help from people like you.

The Godmodder runs away from the GLODMOGGER, and takes an explosion to the face.
"Whipped Cream Mechas? My favourite!"
She then eats half of the Whipped Cream Mechas, and saves the other half as a snack for later.
11/50 +3
I look at the amalgamation and grin. quickly, I flick my hand and send a button-covered glowing disk in front of me. my fingers dance across the surface, sending a message to the Facility. alright, that's in motion. step two, Gloat.
"Godmodder, you wanted to know what that is? Well..."
"remember the time I tore off your leg? and the blackguard/iron prince's leg? and the heralds arm? and a dead variant of P5's body(??)? And The Iron Prince's Regards Arm?"
"yeah I threw some of each of those into a slurry and cloned it."
"It's magnificent, and it's on my side."
As I finish that sentence, I grab a sprinkle of vintage and levitate it into a ritual circle. with a tap on the disk (now to my side), the circle springs to life for a moment and out shoot 3 drones, a drone MK2, and a clone.
The three drones enter defence formations around the Amalgamation (preferably activating the deflection subroutines as well). the MK2 fires at any approaching enemies to ward them off(suppressive fire) and such. The Clone will equip Devils Damnation and start with a glamour to appear to be the Amalgamation and expend 1 space energy from Devils Damnation to bend space so attacks miss unless they know the clones actual form. "Well, Updater person, I'm afraid I'll be the first to admit I have no idea what I'm doing. I was aiming for a descended-y -empowering amulet and I got a demonic spear.
Oh, and I got that information from those names via the following page on the internet in my home universe: Pionoplayer/Alchemies. It describes The Axe, The Trident, and The Rod more or less accurately, so I think its got a generally good accuracy rate. somehow." Monsterpig guards Amalgamation. Templars build up the fort more. PGS puts the swissarmyknifemodder in the fortress (giving it to Zeyron for safekeeping) and bodyguards the Amalgamation (behind the drones): if someone tries to attack the Amalgamation, it will the most disproportionate response available. otherwise, it will simply blazing charge all comers.
Amalgamation preferentially targets dark beasts but will otherwise target some other PG thing. aim to lower PG morale especially with a curbstomp attack sorta deal.


My action: I do the alchemy for Spacial Spear and Descended energy. that thing looks useful, fitting for my hopes for Zeyron, and not demonic or risky.
(The Phoenix Lance. A Winged Spear, formed from the energies which bind us all. May whoever wields this rise anew, and be led to better days.)
Entities ordered, Phoenix Lance created.
32/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Jojolion
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone

I create, within my demiplane, a GATE to the AG side of the field. @FlamingFlapjacks, @Enerald_Mann, @JOEbob and anyone else who wants to gang up with us to kill P2 next round are all invinted to bring their entities and alchemies to a mostly secure dimension alone with P2, who will also be unable to use his strongest artifacts.
This is the best time for us to murderize P2, and I think we should take it.


I order Advanced Aron and Auma through the gate into the rope dimension.
Auma takes advantage of his cosmic comand to heal me. After all, I too am made of stardust.
Advanced Aron also heals me to the best of his highly advanced medical training's capabilities.
JoJolion attacks a PG entity.



I also scan JOE's Demonic lance thingy, because Carl asked me to.
Entities Ordered.
Let's see, the Devil's Damnation has a specific energy signature, like all fiendish weapons harnessing Argent Energy. If we analyze this energy, we can identify which fiend this object is tied to...
Huh. Whatever demon this spear's power comes from, they aren't in the database. Funky.
6/50 (+3 gdama)

If you know, then you should probably explain your reasoning to the masses, ma'am.

Also I stab the 403 Forbidden error into the Godmodder, and then because I accuse her of just saying that she knows while being independently immune I use the Blue Key of Reflection to simultaneously reflect the radiation from her eyes back at her and interrogate her with doubt itself as a weapon.
You use the 403 Forbidden Error, the Blue Key of Reflection and Doubt itself as a weapon on the Godmodder, only for her to break all of those across her face.
It looks like the Godmodder has no doubts.
I have officially trained to 100 times earth gravity, and am happy that I can simply continue as long as I want. (Based on the charge limiter, if this is counted as charging for any reason, I will be ending at 10^25 times earth gravity. That is also 25 years in chamber) I have every intent of reaching the point at which Reality Warping powers cease being necessary.
((OOC: Charging like this and giving exponentially larger numbers and benchmakrs of power is actually not going to get you very far. I think you deserve to know this.))
40/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Wait... I forgot. What about neutral people. Hmm... I guess they could be... I got it! NAP, Not Against Piono. They should get pillows. Yeah.
Now that he is free and hopefully done pondering the Pionomodder, LJG plunges back into his guitar case. After scavenging for a bit, he comes out with a guitar (Musical Instrument). He then hops down right in front of P5.
Mornin' Oblivion Man, I haven't irritated you yet.
He plays a quick d chord and lets it sit. He then grabs the neck of the guitar and slams it against P5. While this may seem futile, it actually does quite the opposite. Instead of just shattering, it shatters in a certain way. The strings jump off the guitar first, wrapping themselves around P5. Next, the body breaks, doing nothing special. The neck just barely misses P5 and remains entirely intact. However, LJG remedies this by stabbing it at P5. This pretty much breaks the fretboard (non-head stuff), leaving the rest intact. LJG then takes the remaining piece and tears the tuning keys out of it. He takes these and throws them toward the remaining guitar body parts in an arcing path. These knock the body pieces back into P5, knocking him off balance. Finally, LJG takes the remaining guitar head piece and jabs it into P5 like a knife.
Are you feeling annoyed yet? Even a little? I missed the chance to wipe the floor with you the first time... and the second time, so... I'm doin' it now.
Your guitar attacks connect solidly with P5, dealing 7 damage.
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12 C EXPENDED.
(116k hp 24kATK)
Phoenix Lance morphed into an accessory that does not require arms. reason: Zeyrons hands quite full.

Zeyron. 64,000/64,000 Hp. Elemental Ignition: 2/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh.
⇩⇩⇩ ________ ⇩⇩_______________ ⇩⇩_______________⇩ ⇩________________________________________________⇩
Zeyron * . 150,000/150,000 HP Alchemical Ignition 2/3 [A] Literal Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] The Phoenix Lance (Accessory form) (??, ??, ??, Granting Rebirth (I) )
Explanations:
Zeyron gained a new passive: Last Name. Zeyron *. has a last name. being unique and legendary grants him significantly increased power, versatility, and independance. He will remember that I made him who he is almost as much as he did, but he has his own self to be.
Passive Locked. Reason : Unearned
Zeyron has not preformed additional acts of heroism! to earn his Last Name, Zeyron *. must preform an additional impressive, lucky, brave or legendary act, to be judged by reality. When it occurs, Zeyron will receive use of the [Last Name] Passive, and his last name, currently represented as *, will be revealed. Last Names effectiveness will be amplified based on a combination of act quality and time since locking.
Rebirth: While Zeyron is holding the Phoenix Lance,he is more likely to [rise anew and be led to better days], IE, disobey orders or act on his own in a manner that improves his self or status (or whatever you meant by that flavour text i guess). also, the first time he dies, he will be reborn in 3 rounds at half or third health.
Elemental alchemies renamed! Discount is unfitting for Zeyron *., but they are literal alchemies in this instance.
Elemental Alchemy effectiveness in Zeyron *.'s hands raised. Reason: They define him. They cannot be overshadowed.
Alchemical Ignition: no longer fully specific to the Elemental Alchemies, Zeyron *. can also harness other alchemies he gains access to in this manner.


Action spent doing [phoenix lance || discount Mens Potentiatem]
Hoped result: Phoenix Prince's Crown, from wynncraft: [The Phoenix Prince is a mythical figure spoken of in Avos legend. his crown cursed him in an endless cycle of death and rebirth]. The crown is a legendary helmet of high quality, focused largely on survival. It does not, however, actually grant infinite rebirths; it only boosts the standard regeneration the player experiences on death, by like 20%.
Probable result: a spear of demonic mind-controlling crown-wearing clowns. or something.

Side notes: if TOGs thing works out, Nogatus orders are to go help(??) TOG. if TOG's things work and the one-time revive on Zeyron *. works, Zeyron also goes to TOG's thing. if TOG would otherwise die, Zeyron tries to tank the hit for them. If Zeyron can kill P2 right then he will do that instead.
the cloning pod is to clone more researchers if possible.
Zeyron Upgraded, Phoenix Crown given.
Phoenix Lance || Discount Mens Potentiam = Cerebocrown. A giant heap of metal which links your head to the Elemental Plane of Mind via portals. Part of yourself is somewhere else entirely. It also makes a decent thing to headbutt your enemies with.
24/50

Ocelot, Roulette on the Dark Beast plz

The girl is... sad. P2 is gone and thus she can't murderize him. LET'S KILL SOME SMALL CHILDREN INSTEAD. Unfortunately he doesn't seem to have an HP bar, so instead the girl just steals the "Boi" from him using Thieves' Grasp, officially rendering P4 as a they, or perhaps an it. Maybe even a She! But no longer a boi.
You steal P4's Boi-ness, making him become...
My Gods.....
He has become.... Absalom.
/Winkholder

*Angry mouse noises attack PG thing*
14k damage to an Elder Fire Elemental.
22/40

I try to figure out methods to recharge the Shadowscythe.....
The Shadowscythe gets stronger the more charge you funnel into it.
41/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
You know, we should all take a vote on whether the general group should be PPP, APP, or NAP. Then we can keep alignments simple and such.
LJG stops yammering because he realizes he's still attacking P5. He searches his pockets and pulls out a simple guitar pick.
Whoops, forgot to use this... Meh, I'll just do it now.
He thrusts his hand that is holding the guitar pick down and holds his other hand as if it were holding onto a guitar neck. He does this a few more times, each time just barely repositioning his hands. Then, after his fourth attempt, a wave of sound explodes forward into P5. LJG then plays some more, not really following a certain melody, just playing. This knocks some more sound into P5. He starts rolling in a circle around P5. He keeps playing, but the sounds change. To roll, he has to reposition his hands. However, each position he takes is just a different hold for a different instrument. This creates an overall discombobulated tune with no pattern whatsoever, made up of whatever guitar type his position calls for. Suddenly, he stands up. He plays one more chord on his strange instrument, and breaks the pick in half. For a few moments, nothing happens, but then, just as it seems nothing will happen, a single chord played by every type of guitar explodes through the new black and white field, knocking enemies away from the chord's origin.
So, P5. You wanna surrender to the annoyance yet? Just checking, cause the PG side really doesn't seem to be that good of a side right now. I'm just saying.
Your Sound Shockwave deals 5k damage to all PG entities!
10/40

[x1] Astrec slaps some heals onto TOG with Astretech-Patented Healslap technology, slapping people back to life since like two seconds ago since Astrec made it up soley for this heal.
[x1] Astrec uses alchemy to make a copy of the Discount Elemental Alchemies, that IS NOT A ARTIFACT. It is purely for Alchemy purposes.

[x1] Discount Diluvium && A printed version of the file that Astrec read that hyped up something related to Disco
This is a non-consuming alchemy
Then, he previews..
Discount Diluvium && A printed copy of File [3], the one he read this turn
and as a note for this one, he does not actually create the ferrous nanogauntlet for the following alchemy previews, he just uses it's code to preview these.
Ferrous Nanogauntlet || Discount Nocte Consumes
Ferrous Nanogauntlet && Discount Nocte Consumes
You heal TOG for 3 Hp.
Discount Diluvium && A printed version of the file that Astrec read that hyped up something related to Disco = Ice D. A giant ice sculpture of the Letter D.

Discount Diluvium && A printed copy of File [3] = A note.
The most powerful weapons attack not the body, but the mind. These weapons are found in the hands of tyrants and those who crave power. Very few can be trusted to hold this kind of power without misusing it. With these items, they bring entire races under their control. I shouldn't need to tell you that this is unspeakably wrong.

Ferrous Nanogauntlet || Discount Nocte Consumens = Hard Dark Glove. A thin black glove which grants the ability to shape shadows and create barriers of shade.

Ferrous Nanogauntlet && Discount Nocte Consumens = Metal Hand. A mechanical replica of a human hand.
You focus!

The Godmodder makes a Handgun at the Final Templar Fort. "I can't have you trying to colonize my lands." A wave of solid force erupts from her fingers, slamming into the structure, breaking it apart. "Goodbye."

Absalom slaps a 20k heal onto the most injured Bright Beast. That's all he does this round.

P5 floats back into the ruins of the Final Templar Fort. Twin beams of Red and Blue Energy Erupt from his eyes, reducing the Advanced Templar and Special Sam into piles of charred bones. He then signals his beasts to attack, and they tear apart the rest of the Templars and Miners in the Fort, leaving a Half-Dead Zeyron and a critically damaged Binding Stone.

The Elder Fire Elementals burn Advanced Aaron and Basic Bob away.
+10 PG Morale
-13 AG Morale

Auma Heals up TOG for 7 Hp. The Grace Chicken eliminates a Dark Beast. Nogatu bounces off an Elder Fire Elemental. Zeyron slices at P5 with the Swissarmyknifemodder, dealing 11 damage. Ocelot does Revolver Roulette on a Dark Beast, hitting it twice for 48k damage, healing himself for 5k, and then taking even more burn damage. Intimidate applied. The Drones attack P5 as well, striking for 5 damage. The Amalgamation idles, as the Primal Guardian Spirit and the Clone do a dual attack on P5 for 27 damage, wiping him out. The Monsterpig continues to burn.
+7 AG Morale
-13 PG Morale

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
FIELD EFFECT: Antipodes. Forces associated with P5 enter every round.
PG MORALE: 24%
AG MORALE: 43%

[GM] The Godmodder. 53/80 Hp. Candy: 2 Scoops of Ice Cream, several Whipped Cream Mecha. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle.
[PG] Absalom.
[PG] P5. 0/50 Hp. Draught Drunk, +10,000 power to Attacks for 3 rounds, Vulnerable in same period.
[PG] Dark Beast. 92,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. Intimidated!
[PG] Bright Beast. 108,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.
[PG] Bright Beast. 50,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 306,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 320,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[PG] Bright Beast. 100,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.
[PG] Nightwalker. 180,000/180,000 Hp. 6 AC. 20% Dodge. Chill: 0/3.


[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 1,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. Stasis Field!
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG] Jojolion. 31,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck. Defected! Bodyguarding Auma!
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 155,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. 15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. 4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 145,000/320,000 Hp.

[AG-JOE] Nogatu. 30,000/30,000.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron [NAMEHERE]. 58,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 3/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 4.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 22,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 1/7. Burned! 20k damage per round for 1 rounds.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 200,000/200,000 Hp. Blood: 2/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 2/5. Metal: 2/7. Godmod: 2/11.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp. x3. Bodyguarding the Amalgamation!
[AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 60,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1.
[AG-JOE] Clone. 25,000/25,000 Hp. [A] Devil's Damnation. +47,000 Attack. Space Energy: 8.
[AG-JOE] Monsterpig. 21,000/300,000 Hp. Defected! Burned! 20k damage per round for 2 rounds. Bodyguarding Amalgamation!
[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 3/10.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 20/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 5/11.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG] Karpinsky. 20/20 Hp. [A] The Innovator. +20,000 Attack.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.
[AG] Winkins. 20/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] Nedben. 20/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack.
[AG] Astrec. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack.
[AG] TOG. 18/20 Hp. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.

Everyone gets a +3. This was originally not intended to be here, but let's have it as a New Year's gift. To 2019.
 
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Round 43: [NSERT NAME HERE]
4/50 (+3 gm)
expended.
The binding stone finds itself having time reversed, rocks slotting back into place and fusing back as if the attacks on it have undone. sadly, this effect ends all too soon, after less then 250,000 hp's worth of healing.
Who knew, for an entity to be safe it needs at least 300,000 HP of bodyguarding available every round.
Anyway. As my action, I borrow Discount Disparem- the discount version of the inversion mirror- put the captchalogue code for Devils Damnation within view, and wait for it to spawn an inverted copy of the code, which I then preview. hopefully, it'll give me a version of Devils Damnation that doesn't heavilly hint at doing terrible things to the user, and preferably not demony things.
If this result when previewed is revealed to still be evil/seems such , I instead alchemize... hm... [concentrated player essense || bit of godmodder flesh]. who knows, it might give me something useful.

EDIT: to be entirely clear, this isn't intended for duplication purposes so much as just 'hey what if i could make a not evil version of this' 'idea number one!'.


Primal guardian spirit will bodyguard the binding stone and blazing charge anyone who Approaches it, without waiting for them to attack first.
Zeyron *. uses Alchemical Ignition to repair the binding stone using the Discount Vita Australi. The Binding Stone is arguably living, so it works. I hope.
Drones continue to guard, attack someone. Drone II again focuses on supressing fire on attackers. Amalgamation uses blood: if it is a heal, PGS. if it an attack, whoever. if it uncontrolable, oh well. if its heal and attack, heal PGS and attack whoever. Devils Damnation-wielding clone moves over to stand next to the amalgamation, and mimics its movements, using the demonic powers of the spear to appear identical while still being able to attack enemies freely.
25k healing to the Binding Stone, Inverted Devil's Damnation makes....Nothing. It seems that there is no counterpart to the Devil. This is kind of disturbing, to be quite honest.
Concentrated Player Essence || Piece of Godmodder Flesh = Atropal. A dead godling. It's Hostile.
w h y
Entities Ordered.
33+3/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Jojolion
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone

JoJolion continues bodyguarding AUMA, who uses their Celestial Powers to create a small star inside of the nightwalker.

I take advantage of the darkbeast's intimidation to offer it shelter if it joins my team.

In the back of my mind I start thinking about the nature of the creation of elementals in the void. I don't question how I got this book in my hand, nor why it can only be touched with a casting of mage hand.
"On the nature of the elements of the void? Hmm..."
I flip to the chapter on Oblivion and start reading...
Dark Beast Defected.
Oblivion. The Element of The End. All things must come to an end, and Oblivion facilitates this process. Locations influenced by Oblivion tend to be derelict, decadent, deserted.
18/50 (claiming +3)
~~~~~~~~
I decide to give the Godmodder a lot to drink.

And by that, I mean that I rush over to her, pin her down with a series of high-tech shock-deterrence binder clips, force her mouth open, and force a series of Compressed Water Grenades down her throat.

The grenades then detonate. I'm not sure to what extent the Godmodder's powers protect against massive amounts of water suddenly appearing in her digestive system, so I compensated by using 20 grenades, each of which fits 10 gallons of water into a convenient grenade-sized package.

Then I hurry back to the AG side of the battlefield, and activate the "Shock" function on the binder clips for good measure.
As you activate the Binder Clips, the Godmodder uses Hydro Pump on you for 11 damage.
37/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Jojolion
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone

I continue reading the book, learning more about Oblivion the element, the plane and the type of elemental.

I then walk up to Absalom.
"Hey, kid. You wanna come with me to a plane of pure magic and wonder? I can show you the universe if you wanna come on a journey with me."
There are no Oblivion Elementals. Ever since the founding of Nihil Magna, there have been no Oblivion Elementals. Nobody alive has ever met one, meaning that anything they knew has been lost. All we do know is that Oblivion Elementals did in fact exist once, but that is all.

Absalom takes one look at you, and runs.
14 Charge (+3 gmd) -> 17 Charge

Still bothered with all the partdops, I try to put out an action that doesn't rely on the current events that I might forget to check and edit my placeholder.

Thus, a kitten was born, and now roams the battlefield as a Neutral entity. Or it would be roaming if I wasn't busy giving it attention and making cooing noises over how adorable the furry guy is.
Kitten spawned.
10/50 (+3 gdama) The purity of motions has been violated. There will be a suffering for this, but the offender is on our side. What is it with people starting with Ene that makes them our brief enemies by discomfort so quickly in these game worlds?

While contemplating what inordinately murderous retribution to redirect for productive purposes, I notice a stain on a wall that appears from a plothole.

I use the Godmodder to scrub it out with her aura. Oops, that was at the speed of light. But we did get the stain out! All squeaky clean, I shove the spotless wall through the Godmodder into the blood dimension.

You're lucky this isn't a setup game, lass. Actually, you're very unlucky. Feel free to explain your words any time now...
"This existence is fundamentally flawed ...Outsider? Everything should've died a long time ago, but it hasn't. Every moment, we die a little bit more, becoming ever so slightly weaker and weaker. There are people that should never have existed, but do anyways, creatures with nonexistent memories of things that have never happened, remembering people who never were, names to concepts that have none. Trust nothing of the past, for it will not save you."
20/40

I unleash my focus,7 charges spin around,converted into dark purple beating sparks of light which I infuse into the Shadowscythe....dark gold and silver features begin to form...
Shadowscythe upgraded.
OOC: It is intended entirely as flavor text, and I was only noting if this counts as a charge. I would like training to be counted as something slightly different, but if you are counting it as a charge then it will end at 10^25 times gravity because each turn he tries to go up 10 times what he was at last turn. Also, if it won't get me very far, then what would without Artifacts. I don't intend to use artifacts often, so I don't know how better to have his power increase at all.

IC:

Okay, that was weird. I think a glitch in the chamber occurred, because that was the same amount of time in the chamber as outside. I think I fixed it, but that waas odd. I am now on the way to 500, and am now training with Piccolo, along with having finished training with Tien.
You continue to train
45/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
LJG leaps up over to his platform and floats over to the ruins of the Final Templar Fort.
Not feeling irritated yet Oblivion Man? I mean, based on the fact that TOG is back and Fire Face isn't, Fire Face is either dead or ran back to his Fireplane. Not that I would want to be there, burning planes are the worst. They always fall out of the sky and break some of the ground. I don't understand why there's an entire plane devoted to it. Back to the point, you should just run home to your Plane of Oblivion (which sounds worse than a fire plane). Really, that's your only escape.
With those profoundly annoying words done, LJG simply reaches into his guitar case. He pulls out a tuba (Musical Instrument). Now it's time for the obvious trope. LJG drops it onto P5 and jumps down from his platform, holding two giant mallets (Drum Hitting Instruments) in hand. He bangs these onto the tuba over and over again, knocking around and disorienting P5. He then grabs the mouthpiece and starts playing a few notes. Lastly, he takes the mallets and uses them to hit the bottom, bending it so that P5 can't escape.
See what I mean. You massacre a few entities, die, massacre a few more, die, and gain no benefits. You should just leave.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
(This was action 2 this turn anyways)
Ah ha! He should have run while he could. Except he'll run again... Cause... Reasons? Whatever.
LJG jumps down off his platform and heads toward the pack of beasts (bright and dark). He takes out a dark biscuit he was saving for later. It was advertised that it would satisfy anything dark and brooding, which is why LJG had it. He had already eaten four of them and was still on the fence on whether he liked them or not. Back to the now, LJG slowly approaches the dark beast, trying to remain as little a threat as possible. He slowly pats it on the head, making sure it is okay with it first. He them holds out the biscuit, letting the beast choose to eat it or not.
Hello dark beast, I am sorry to inform you your leader is temporarily dead. Don't worry, I can take care of you. Trust me, I have way more food than Mr. Disintegrater.
LJG subconsciously knows the dark beast doesn't understand him, but keeps talking in a soothing, calm voice anyways. LJG then starts to pet the dark beast, whether it has fur or not. It just seems to be the natural thing to do. Lastly, he sits down next to the dark beast to keep it company.
There there dark beast, there there.
35k healing to the defected Dark Beast!
19/50
~~~~~~~
I give as many AG entities as possible Light Filter Goggles. Like Eclipse Glasses but better, Light Filter Goggles enable the bearer to look directly at bright objects (such as the sun, or Bright Beasts) without being blinded at all. Unlike Eclipse Glasses, the Light Filter Goggles do so without sacrificing quality of vision in any other area.
Bright Beast Blinding properties nullified for the round.
28/50

Revolver Ocelot... just attack like everything. There's only, what, 7 entities on the field?

The girl throws away P4's boiness into the trash, and instead steals Revolver Ocelot's wounds, hiding them away in a chest which she tosses away, then using the Healium Staff to help close his scars. Pretty good indeed.
30k healing to Revolver Ocelot!
11/50 these fire elementals grow tiring but I will save the sundering of their concept for later

I grow tired. Let us rip off the Godmodder's face, that she may wear any she chooses. Let us rip out her heart, that she may grow a new one to answer the perspective of God. Let us rip off her feet that she may choose any new path. Let us spear her through an empty body with nameless weapons measureless to man. Let us make all of her pieces dwell in and be of frost, and melt in the light of her eternal eyes.

Let's see what she uses the character creation screen for.
You destroy the Godmodder's physical body, only for her to assume a form of Blue Godmodding energy.
She will now be...
The Ghostmodder.
I heal up Revolver Ocelot with the Shadowscythe and a charge converted to a drop of the Life Aspect

20/40
Revolver Ocelot healed for 50k!
/commentary null

Ender_Smirk. In a higher world you the player have stated concerns about the assembly of power. I will forward given rebuttal to you the piece as stated by the parenthetical words of the arbitration author: I restate words I fear some have not heard in this sidereal miracle.

I recommend you adjust your path. This training and linear benchmark of power is precisely negated by the very first defenses of the Godmodder, the Curse of Repetitiveness, OP Scale, and god shield. The same techniques trained finer are useless. Raw power is useless. You cannot break her majesty our enemy with the world you seek to invoke. Dragonball has not home power here, cosmology sundered child worse off than We. And unfortunately, this world does not allow for prepared actions to gain the immensity of meaning you likely wish, even fragmentary charge formless and deployed instantly with diminishing returns on upgrades and group charges sealed for a little while longer.

I fear you misunderstand the game binding her shields, and the higher worlds grant us not yet further the mercy of exchanging power for meaning.

Put meaner, DTG is about creative attacks. We are high and flexible reality warpers, perhaps more like Shenrons and Piccolos or the great angels than Gokus and Beeruses.

Put weirder, physical force does not translate into damage 1:1. The abstraction of HP does strange things in the name of game balance and the DTG strife. Even before the Curse of Repetitiveness, more of the same does not gain: with it, player power fades or becomes useless if we try over.

Put simply, Hezecrusher Fallacy. This is an alien logic than you are likely used to: alien common sense of demons painted on a forum game where things do not work as intended. Though we shape reality, reality shapes back and limits our will's end result work.

How I chafe against human typist and madman typed. I struggle to pass across boundaries things that only make sense in layers we do not exist. I can only hope I am heard properly through my own mangled voice.

Also just rely on your passive charging and use your actions to do stuff. Maybe make a work points artifact or entity if you can flavor it and its output uniquely to avoid COR on specials and we might get something out of it before the Godmodder pops it betrayed or dead.

I have assessed the mechanics for improvement as a Descendant and concur that in this swarm it is not really worth it right now. The pursuit of power is best done off screen: we have won the silver to warp reality, we may find the gold of godcraft and the platinum of omnipotence beyond the scope of war limitation. Also, we need group charges unsealed first to get reasonably fast, slap the bad god (wo)man around a bit in some creative way next few rounds if you have actions to spare.

You have enough power for now. Use it. Be as a creator and a destroyer and a maintainer: exercises in buffing are too costly or tepid for most of now.

...Though I suppose it goes against the spirit of the thing, I can provide ideas and guidance if you are stymied still.

To be the devil's advocate, bring a new flavor to the field. Hunt down the Arrow of Manifesting Spirit that I made, it escaped me but grants a miraculous pair of powers from soul and mind if you are pierced by its contract arrowhead. I hope that the individual uniqueness of the first power and variety of the second can...hide from repetition's grasp. Or you could call down Kyubey or call up the Overlord and bargain your soul for a wish of powered form. I know many deals and paths. Infect this world for me. I can draw exalts, subordinate souls, brothers and sisters of inspiration, tarots, legacies, woes...my dreams are as full of the stolen as are his, but we both laugh in originality still.
#agreatwrongdoing
1/50
I take a captcharoid-y camera thing and use it on The Rod in TOG's possession. once I have the captcha code for it, I take the Discount Finem and The Rod, and find what spaces Finem has filled which Discount Finem does not and vica versa. then, I take those spaces and take, lets say... Discount Vi Naturae, and superimpose the non-discount's pattern changes on its code.
Like, there's a certain amount The Rod differs from the discount version, right? and that change includes a change in its captchalogue code. so maybe if I apply whatever the change I find is to another discount item, I can get the non-discount item? it's worth a try, I think.
I also spend a couple of Cerebocrown-enhanced minutes looking for flaws or ways to improve the process.
(The Rod XOR Discount Rod)||Discount Vi Naturae = Lesser Stave.
It seems the the Rod is just too powerful.
I tape two cats onto a boomerang, so that the first cat's front and the boomerang's back side are taped together, and the boomerang's front is taped to the front of the second cat. Then, I throw the boomerang at the Godmodder. Clearly, the boomerang will keep flying, since cats cannot fall on their backs, and it will eventually hit the Godmodder.
The Boomerang bounces around for a bit, before whacking into the incorporeal Ghostmodder for 1 Damage!
18 Charge
With my new motorhog, I prompt it to slam into the nearby tree that somehow popped up, knocking it over into a pot of soup. Said soup pot doesn't appreciate the choice of greenery and proceed to spew its boiling content into a bright beast.
25k damage to a Bright Beast, Burn applied.
<Nul>
oh by the way if anyone wants one of the attack-boosting alchemys I've got, I'm willing to lend them for a round for like i dunno 1 charge per 20,000 attack boost on the item, and sell them for like 1 charge per 5,000 attack boost on it.
or something along those lines.
because iirc I can't actually use 5 different artefacts at once so i don't need All of them.
</Nul>
You can't sell charges to other people. Not yet.

The Godmodder looks at the two Amalgamations on the field, and focuses on the Clone in particular. In a flash, the Clone is eliminated, and the Godmodder is holding it's spear.
"Interesting. Adapted Spatial Manipulation technology, as well as a viable weapon. I wonder why he didn't try this...."
Raising the Spear, the Godmodder uses her new ghost powers, being a godmodder, and forbidden space magic to lift up the Monsterpig, Drones, Revolver Ocelot and Zeyron to telefrag them all together for 20k damage to each of them.

Absalom has dissapeared. He's nowhere to be found.

The Bright Beasts continue to set upon their goal to destroy the Binding Stone. They tear apart the guardian, and then break the stone apart. The Elder Fire Elementals burn Nogatu and the Grace Chicken for 48k damage, and the Nightwalker destroys Jojolion.

Another Bright Beast appears, as well as P5.
+6 PG Morale
-13 AG Morale

Auma makes a small star appear inside of the Nightwalker, dealing 70k damage. The Grace Chicken eliminates a Bright Beast. Zeyron uses Elemental Ignition to heal himself for 50k Hp. Ocelot just barely blasts a Bright Beast apart, and takes the last of his burn damage. The Drones fire on a Bright Beast for 62 damage. The Amalgamation uses Blood, to heal it's fellow Clone Auma for 75k, while taking the blood from a Bright Beast.
-5 PG Morale
+3 AG Morale

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
FIELD EFFECT: Antipodes. Forces associated with P5 enter every round.
PG MORALE: 25%
AG MORALE: 33%

[GM] The Ghostmodder. 52/80 Hp. Candy: 2 Scoops of Ice Cream, several Whipped Cream Mecha. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. [A] Devil's Damnation. Space Energy: 1.
[PG] P5.
[PG] Bright Beast. 46,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 306,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 320,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[PG] Nightwalker. 110,000/180,000 Hp. 6 AC. 20% Dodge. Chill: 2/3.
[PG] Bright Beast. 1,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.

[H][ELITE] Atropal. 240,000/240,000 Hp. 3 AC. 10,000 Regen. Glaciate: 1/2

[N] Kitten. 20,000/20,000 Hp.

[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 250,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. 15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. 4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. Bodyguarding TOG!
[AG] TOG. 18/20 Hp. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 97,000/320,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron [NAMEHERE]. 88,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 1/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 4.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 76,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 2/3. Revolver Roulette: 2/7.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 40,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 20,000/60,000 Hp. x3. Bodyguarding the Amalgamation!
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 200,000/200,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 3/5. Metal: 3/7. Godmod: 3/11.
[AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 41,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1.
[AG-TOG] Dark Beast. 145,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. Defected!
[AG] ParadoxDragon 20/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 10/11. +13,000 Attack.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG] Karpinsky. 9/20 Hp. [A] The Innovator. +20,000 Attack.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Lesser Stave. +10,000 Attack. Plant Control.
[AG] Winkins. 20/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] Nedben. 20/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack.
[AG] Astrec. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack.

Everyone gets a +3. Next update will happen Monday.
 
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Round 44: Memory-Daemons.
38+3/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone

I claim the bright beast that should've made and failed its morale roll last round and set it to bodyguarding Auma.
Auma channels both space powers and light powers to heal the Brightbeast to an incredible degree.
The Darkbeast bodyguards me.

a Dead Godling? I use Za Rodo to attempt to control the beast of decay, turning it to my side. If this works, I order it to bodyguard the Bright Beast.
The Bright Beast refuses to defect and guard.
When you have defectors just come to serve you as meatshields, that's not very inviting.
You blast the Atropal for 100k damage.
23/50 (claiming +3)
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Let's finish off the Bright Beasts.

I set the Innovator to "Gamer Mode," which it has, because why not, and proceed to pull off perfect 360 noscopes on all remaining Bright Beasts until either I get dizzy or they're dead.
You deal 36k damage to a Bright Beast!
42/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone

I taunt the fire elementals with the fact that their glorious leader has abandoned them out of fear. Or perhaps because he doesn't care about them. Either way, I offer that I care about my entities. Especially the sentient ones. Notice how I let that one converted sniper guy leave peacefully? The Fire Elementals should join me instead.

(If they do, I set them to murdering PGs).
The Fire Elementals laugh to themselves, and refuse your offer.
5 / 5 0 ( + 3 g m )
place. hold.r
I explain that obviously the chargegiving would occur by doing something for me with the charges.
I then point out the godmodder has probably made a mistake as they are a ghost which makes them a soul and demons eat souls and the devils damnation is demon related.
Amalgamation uses light. If it is controllable then:
attack -> nightwalker. control -> atropal. heal -> zeyron and/or other allied beings.
Facility forgot to update this round and last round and maybe before that. it should have 10 RP, so it uses 9 on drones. The Cloning Vat starts making another AMALGAMATION, but this time skimps on the 'sentience' part; it's for alchemical purposes.
Zeyron *. uses the phoenix crown to stretch the length between most of the Godmodder's body and the Devils Damnation. This makes the connection between the relevant arm and the rest of them weaker, resulting in either the weird godmodding ectoplasm form they have being partially stolen and stored in my inventory, or the devils damnation being returned.
The Godmodder hears your words, but she just doesn't care. Pointing things out doesn't cause changes in the world, it only causes perceptions to change.
Entities ordered.
32/50

The girl briefly tosses TOG her summoning staff, and wanders off, slashing into the air with her sword, cutting out a rectangle of grey and stepping through, into the Plane of Fire.

Next she pulls out some tea, and chilled water, which of course instantly begins boiling, and makes some tea, using a teapot to hold it without it, you know, getting all vaporized in the Plane of Fire.
"Oi, uh, fiery dude... wait that applies to literally everyone here. P2. I don't actually know your name, but I want to have a friendly chat I promise I won't steal your stuff or murder you then steal your stuff or murder you."
"ill have to apologize for not speaking to you directly", rumbles a voice from deep within the plane. "but you are welcome to stay"
15/50 (+3 gdama)

I haunt the Ghostmodder with...myself! Then try to exorcise her from herself to see what happens when you exorcise a ghost.

...If God is Dead but Never Here, why not Life is Dead but Anyway There? hmmst. We have an overlord to arrange meetings on such lorematters, don't we?
You exorcise the Ghostmodder, taking her to a higher plane of existence.
...It looks like she's not coming down.
49/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Ha ha! We win! The Godmodder is a ghost now, and you know what being a ghost means!? You're dead. Ha ha!
Just in case they haven't won, LJG delves back into his suitcase. He searches around, makes weird remarks, bla bla bla, he has the thing! The thing he has grabbed out this time is a dream catcher (Sleep Instrument). He walks over to the Ghostmodder and drops it on her head. Now, what could this possibly do? Simply put, dream catchers are commonly used to let good dreams pass, being able to be described as light fun, and they capture the bad dreams since they have a very heavy negative effect on people. This specific dream catcher has caught just a few nightmares, and dropping a dream catcher on top of someone would most likely make that person see those nightmares. And so, as the dream catcher falls through her ectoplasmic being, she is haunted by someone else's fears. A nightmare without control. A darkness unknown...
The sun drops under the horizon. The black sky lacks stars, a moon. The Ghostmodder sprints through the streets of the ghost town. She glances behind herself and sees a milky white figure behind her. Her head spins back around. She sees the dim light of her current hideaway and is filled with hope. She is so caught up in the thought of escape that she fails to notice the empty barrel right in front of her. She knocks into the barrel and falls onto the sandy floor she calls ground. The milky figure advances. The Ghostmodder tries to get up, but the ground won't let her. As she continues to struggle, her ankles fall further into the sand. The milky figure continues on. The Ghostmodder starts trying to feel around her, unable to see anything in the all encompassing night. She finds a dead bush a few feet away from where she stands. She grabs it and tries to haul herself out of the ground. After a few moments, she is finally free, but a few moments was all the figure needed. It stands right behind her, without detail, without emotion. The Ghostmodder spins and sees the eerie light following her. She starts to crawl, hoping to find some escape. She manages to make it a few feet closer to her home, but the figure follows as well. As the Ghostmodder scurries, the figure begins to take form. Its shape condenses into a more human look, growing arms, legs, and a head on its strange ζ-shaped body. Its face grows distorted figures: a crooked, warty nose, colorless, shifting eyes, rotten, pointy teeth, and spider legs instead of hair. Its arms and legs seem to be on backwards, struggling to reach out and touch the Ghostmodder. Its feet and hands are wrinkly and disproportionate. It stares at the Ghostmodder as one stares at their meal, almost as if it has already been eaten. The apparition lurks closer to the Ghostmodder, almost touching her frozen, terrified face. However, the Ghostmodder is fast and scoops up some dirt in her hand. She flings this sand at the figure in front of her. But, instead of knocking it back, the apparition is unphased. The Ghostmodder tries to roll away, but the figure still follows. Finally, in one last desperate attempt, the Ghostmodder digs her feet into the ground and launches herself out of the way. The milky figure doesn't follow. It just sits there, waiting. The Ghostmodder gets up and continues her mad dash to safety. She makes it all the way to her hiding place and rolls into a ball. She looks around her room in disbelief. However, as she looks around, she notices her lamp isn't on. She searches around, only to find the milky white figure emitting its supernatural glow through the room. The Ghostmodder screams as the figure reaches out and touches her.

The Ghostmodder drifts silently through the void. She looks around herself and sees true nothingness. She lets out a scream, one to be never heard. Darkness drifts around her. Then, out of nowhere, the darkness converges on the Ghostmodder. She can't do anything. She has no control, there is no escape. Then, right before the darkness fully ate the Ghostmodder, it stopped. A still, white light cut through the distance. It approaches the Ghostmodder once again. It opens its horrific mouth and chants one word, "Die." The black recontinues its assault. The apparition disappears and everything goes black.
The Ghostmodder awakens in the middle of a dinner party. All of the guests laugh and stare at her. The Ghostmodder tries to say something, anything, but for some reason, she can't. The guests around her continue to stare and laugh. They all drink and eat and talk amongst each other, but they can't stop laughing. The Ghostmodder tries to eat, but her hand can't touch the food. She tries to drink the wine, but her hand can never reach it. She looks around the party again, shocked by all that is going on. Suddenly, she stands up. The party goers' eyes all turn to the Ghostmodder. No heads move at all. Suddenly, the party goers disapear and are replaced with translucent images of their past selves. Then, a single milky white figure steps out through the crowd and approaches the Ghostmodder. He holds out one of his hands, and in it is a piece of paper. The paper reads: Fear.

The Ghostmodder awakens. This horrific dreams haunts her mind and forces her to develop phasmophobia, the fear of ghosts. She looks down at herself and realizes that she is a ghost, causing her to be afraid off herself.
Why is P5 even here? Doesn't he have anything better to do?
In the higher dimension the Godmodder resides in, your dreams break free from their catcher and flee into the ether, rendering your attack useless.
24/40
I heal up the Grace Chicken with the Shadowscythe
The Grace Chicken is healed for 80k Hp!
16/50 I know you know I know you know I know you know [etc.]



Life is dead! You probably don't know what that means, but instead of a funeral for an individual dying, that means we use knives and arrows to kidnap a planet-destroying soccer ball and score a goal with it. And a certain nearby godmodder we're having a war fighting is the impromptu goalie...

You throw a planet into the higher dimensions, where the Godmodder is staying, and she catches it, throwing it back at you.
22 Charges
I attempt to sway a weakened PG entity to our side through some freshly baked cakes, which was lathered in ice cream and sweets. Also, theres a 20$ Walmart gift card that comes with the welcoming cake!
Your attempt fails to sway the Bright Beast, who cares not for Wal-Mart Gift Cards.
6/50

Side note, we can alchemize living things?
alright, next is... some kind of armor artifact.
BUT FIRST!
For all future alchemizations, assume 'i make it' means 'I preview it, and then do not make it if it appears to be of ridiculously high risk factor'.
Traho is a chestplate, and affects gravity... and... 'aight.
(Traho && Phoenix Lance (crown form)&& lunar shield (photographed in godmodders hand)) || Traho
If that seems evil, I preview it without the lunar shield, or else without the lance, or else I instead preview and only do if it seems like a smart:
A tiny bit of godmodder ghost form-ness && concentrated player energy.
And if that looks like a dumb I preview:
(discount Deus Liber || Discount Malefic Est) && a clone

Then alchemize whichever of all these things seems least dumb.
Going through with your plan, you create:
A tiny bit of godmodder ghost form-ness && concentrated player energy fails, since you currently are not in possession of Ghostmodder Ectoplasm.

However,
Traho && Phoenix Crown && Lunar Shield || Traho = Orrery Mantle. A deep black cloak, displaying a solar system building countless warships. It's a current map of my home universe, I can recognize the Land of Metal and Madness. This is amazing.

Unfortunately, during your process of picking and choosing, your other option causes the Alchemiter to spit out another Abomination. This time, it's vaguely humanoid creature that seems to extend off into infinity. So yes, I'd say that we should not do any alchemy with flesh at all. In fact, I wouldn't trust the alchemiter at all. It is of The Game, after all.
46/50 THUNDERSTRUCK (Using Cuatro (4))
You know what, I'm bored. I mean, we are all standing on a checker board. Who does that? No, we need some style. We need some... nature...
LJG falls into his guitar case and falls backwards back out. In his hand, he holds a gardener's hat (Sun Protection Instrument). The hat is filled with dirt (Structural Instrument). He dumps it out onto the ground, but it ends up floating in a small hemisphere right above the ground. However, the hat isn't empty; in it sits a small seed (Ecosystem Growing Instrument). He drops the seed onto the flat side of the freshly laid dirt. Next, he pulls out a flashlight (Anti-Darkness Instrument). He turns it on, points it at the seed, and lets go. The flashlight hovers in the air (as if by magic!). Finally, he holds a faucet (Water Delivery Instrument) over the dirt and turns it on. Even though it doesn't have any extra plumbing, it still works... sort of. Instead of the brilliant out pour known to modern man, small drips of water fall out about once every fifteen seconds. Finally, LJG drops the faucet and lets it float there (as if by magic!).
After about a minute, a small tree sprouts out to its full size. This would be amazing (and magical!), except the tree is really small, about 5 inches tall and a quarter centimeter wide. After another minute, a small seed drops out of the tree.
Tree Count: 1
HP: 500 per tree + 2,000 from dirt
ATK: 0 (When not on fire)
Ability Stuff:
Forest: Each round, one more tree grows
Trees BURN: When a tree dies, it burns. Whatever attacked the tree takes 500(?) damage
Natural Bodyguard: Trees are bodyguarding dirt
Deforestation: If all trees die, no more trees can grow.
Mini-Ecosystem created, values adjusted.
I am getting annoyed now. I keep having the time dilation mess up. I am just going to repair it real quick.
I get out of the room, and cast some basic magic to repair whatever is messing it up.
You repair your time dilation device!
13/40

>Read two more chapters.

= = > Astrec: Grab as many of your artifacts back from the entities holding them, no matter their alignment. Then make Ferrous Nanogauntlet.

You make the Ferrous Nanogauntlet, and take back the Swissarmyknifemodder.

[4] Why do you need me?
The Empire of Nihil Magna controls over half of everything. As a group, we are only five descended, heavily outnumbered. If you were to join us, we could have a chance at tipping the balance of power.
They have hurt countless people. They did it in the past, and they do it today. That has to stop. And as a Descended, that power is in you.

[5] Why are we Called Descended?
The term Descended comes from an ancient, incomplete poem found in
See, there's this ancient poem, pieces of which haven't been fully found yet, but it resonates with us. It's in our dreams, it comes in snippets:
Descended from heaven
In wreaths of fire
To fight the demons
Of ages past

All doom and gloom, right? Relax. It'll be okay.
We know that this poem refers to us in those lines. It's for that reason that we are called Descended.

24/50
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I point out that Whipped Cream can't usually stand up under its own weight when it's in a humanoid form. This causes all the Whipped Cream Mecha to collapse into a massive pile of Whipped Cream, right on top of the Godmodder.

I proceed to take the entire pile of Whipped Cream (and its contents) and put it on top of an ice cream dish I've been making. What ice cream dish?

The one I just fed to the Beast with an Incredibly Acidic and Quick-Acting Stomach.

I don't expect the Beast to survive the Godmodder being inside it (so it's not an entity), but I also don't expect the Godmodder to be unscathed.
The Godmodder emerges unscathed, save for the loss of most of her cream-based food products.
/commentary null

I apologize for my originator's crass attitude and poor sportsmanship (and his barely contained malice, but if I went further we'd be here all war over it), but randomly training mid-war Dragonball character Ender_Smirk, there's this guy called the Curse of Repetitiveness to worry about. It is likely interfering with your training having any serious effect.

Performing a quick mudra from the uncanny arts of sidereal exalted, Altrin glimmers a spot of reality crystal for a moment, revealing "There is a nifty thing called the Curse of Repetition, which prevents repetitive summons and attacks from working well multiple times." from the intro post the great shifting curse "" floating in the abyss, a red handle of energy last holding it rendered useless crumbling away in abstract.

We could really use your help destroying the Godmodder now. Attack her directly, prepwork can wait until energy is accumulated automatically. Perhaps multitask?
Altrin, the Goldvine is getting aggressive again.
I really think he's going to try and rip us out if he doesn't do that thing with the Lord- It's fine, shhhh. Stop that.

Kihihihihihi. So, it seems that this world is doomed to rot and die anyway. Let's amputate existence and substitute it with prosthetics! Hello extremely, new questline. No, no, no, a thousand times no. We should wait until it's irreparable, we should be fixing- DINNER. Ugh, you're right. Maybe this isn't worth fixing, but we need to find that out first before we make stuff only for it to blow up from the same problem. Fair. But we'll need to ask some more questions while we attack.
#Tinia
25/40

I use the shadowscythe to murderise a Bright Beast And use it to improve th AG Morale
You slice a Bright Beast apart, and use the Shadowscythe to boost AG morale by 10%.
Wait, what?
+12 AG Morale
-2 PG Morale

Using the Space Aspect Energy within the Devil's Damanation, the Ghostmodder pulls Karpinksy towards the spear, impaling him, and taking The Innovator.

P5 waves his arms in a bizarre ritual to send a pulsating stream of darkness straight through the heads of Auma and TOG. This tendril of energy plants an idea into their head, displacing all other thoughts. It gets stronger and stronger, until it is suddenly ripped out just as violently as it entered, leaving your head empty, unable to remember what the idea was, but aware that it was there. This deals, dealing 114k damage to Auma, and 16 to TOG.

The Bright Beast, and Elder Fire Elementals tear away at the Grace Chicken, for 161k damage. The Nightwalker rakes it's hands over a drone, destroying it. Some Mithral Golems enter.
+5 PG Morale
-10 AG Morale

The Atropal curls up even more from it's wounds. Ignoring it's younger brother, it looks for sustenance. The first choice the most unguarded choice is taken easily. With baleful eyes, it stares at it's creator. It sees the Amalgamation, a creature full of life, and it makes a beeline for it, tearing away at it's drone accompaniment to deal a permanent 40k damage to it as the Atropal feasts on it's life energies.
-2 AG Morale

Auma has no Bright Beast to heal, for it no Bright Beast has defected. Instead, he deals 110k damage to an Elder Fire Elemental. The Grace Chicken swipes at the Nightwalker for 70k Damage. Zeyron uses a charge from the Phoenix Crown to take a sample of Ghostmodder Ectoplasm. Revolver Ocelot fire on the PG forces, dissipating the Bright Beast, but his shots fail to penetrate the high armour of everything else present. He heals for 6k Hp. The Drones attempt to deter the Atropal from further feasting, but their prods fail to get past it's armour. The Amalgamation itself, however uses Light on the Nightwalker, burning it away. This deals 55k damage to the Atropal as well. The Dark Beast attacks a Fire Elemental for 35k damage.
-5 PG Morale
+3 AG Morale

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
FIELD EFFECT: Antipodes. Forces associated with P5 enter every round.
PG MORALE: 18%
AG MORALE: 38%

[GM] The Ghostmodder. 52/80 Hp. Candy: 1 Scoop of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. [A] Devil's Damnation. [A] The Innovator.
[PG] P5.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 306,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 175,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. 80% Accuracy, 3 rounds.
[PG] Mithral Golem. 120,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic. x4.

[H][ELITE] Atropal. 95,000/240,000 Hp. 3 AC. 10,000 Regen. Glaciate: 2/3
[H] Kittenwight. 20,000/20,000 Hp.
[H][ELITE] Daemon. 100/100 Hp. Charge: 50/50. Infused with Magic and Reality.


[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 156,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. Bodyguarding TOG!
[AG] TOG. 2/20 Hp. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 16,000/320,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron [NAMEHERE]. 88,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 2/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 3.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 82,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 3/3. Revolver Roulette: 3/7.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 40,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp. x3
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 160,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 2/2. Light: 1/3. Oblivion: 4/5. Metal: 4/7. Godmod: 4/11.
[AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 41,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1.
[AG-TOG] Dark Beast. 145,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. Defected!
[AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Tree. 10,000/10,000 Hp. Damages people for 5,000 per attack taken. Bodyguarding Mini-Ecosystem Dirt!
[AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Dirt. 20,000/20,000. Spawns Mini-Ecosystem Trees!
[AG] ParadoxDragon 20/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 8/11. +13,000 Attack.
[AG] Karpinsky. 0/20 Hp.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Lesser Stave. +10,000 Attack. Plant Control. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5.
[AG] Winkins. 20/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] Nedben. 20/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack.
[AG] Astrec. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC.

Elsewhere:
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
 
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Round 45
43/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone

Ok, objection. Setting entities to bodyguarding is no different than setting them to murdering their former friends. Except that they don't have to murder their former friends.
Secondly, I wasn't attempting to convert the bright beast. It was supposed to make that morale roll last round, what with its low health. I was merely claiming it.
Thirdly, working for me actually provides better chances of living than sticking with the enemy. Remember that one PG entity that made their morale roll, that I claimed and that bodyguarded my entities? What happened to him again? Oh yeah, he became a named character and actually made if out of here alive.
Consider that next time I offer some guys a place in my army.

I summon (using the Summoning Stave from EM), wait for it:
CP: 40
Atk: absolute minimum
HP: MAXIMUM
Za Hando: Strong grip. Cannot be robbed.

I give Za Hando Za Rodo and order him to absolutely exterminate all fire elementals.
Auma grabs Delphi's Orb from me and gives Za Hando the Motorcycle.

I cast Banish on Auma, who intentionally fails his roll. He's banished back to my/his home plane.
"Yeah, eat dirt, PGs who decided not to join me because they were scared of doing a bit of bodyguarding. Look who's living and who's dead now."
((As a note, the Bright Beast was only reduced to defection Hp range after it's action. Hence, it did not defect.))
Za Hando Summoned.
Auma is whisked back to his home plane, only to find himself on the surface of a shield which encloses the entirety of his universe. Above and below him, there are warships with a familiar insignia.
7/50

Facility idles if AMALGAMATION still has at least one standard guard drone at rounds end. otherwise, it buys more guard drones (one being advanced).
Vat further trys to reduce complexity of the amalgamation 2 if doing so will reduce cloning time.
AMALGAMATION uses blood on Atropal in retaliation, absorbing the returned health into itself- hopefully, said life is still aligned to its pool, allowing it to reverse the life harm. if this is impossible, it uses blood on whoever and heals whoever (preferably zeyron, or maybe the grace chicken)
Zeyron tries to use Death's Ankh to reduce the Godmodders power this round. or maybe to affect Atropal. either or.

"Hey, updater person. would you like this cape(chestplate? armor? robe)? I suspect you'd rather I keep it, but its best to ask, I think."
"Similar to that suspicion, I think your home universe is going to be relevant to this war at some point. this artefact is like a checkovs gun on that- why your system, if not?"
"Be ready, if you care what happens there. or whatever. just advice."



(Orrery Mantle && Lunar Authority Wand (captcha-cammera'd) ) ||Cerebrocrown. I can't imagine this would be demonic or evil, but if it looks that way I don't make it because I'm not an idiot (or, hopefully, criminally inattentive and sloppy), The Game!

Oh, and I give the lesser plant stave to.... the dark beast, or maybe revolver occelot- something without any other attack artefacts.
(Orrery Mantle && Lunar Authority Wand) || Cerebrocrown = Spaced Out Headband. A little strip of black fabric displaying starry skies. It open your mind to the glorious wonders of the cosmos.
24/50 (on hold, respawning)
~~~~~
Respawn 1/2
#apeiron
23 Charges
I take out the letter e from a bag of letters and insert it into the Kittenwight's name! Spelling Kittenweight instead.

Taking said kittenweight, I place it on top of the mithral golem and take pictures.
Kittenwight neutralized.
+1 AG Morale
17/50

While throwing the planet/soccer ball back at the Godmodder (simply to continue our friendly game of catch, CoR and all), I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine.

To drop it on the Atropal. Drown in Landscape Technique: Earth That Swallows Up the Pointless and Respects the Dead! Altrin makes a series of forceful handwaving motions, earth called into existence around and above by the profundity of magic martial arts and whatnot then earthbent into motion.

The landscape of the Antipodes is polluted with mountains that fall from the sky and crash into the Atropal, forming a large makeshift gravesite as a bombardment of dirt ensues, punctuated with tombstones dropping like machinegun fire. A mausoleum lands on top as the finishing touch.

Go raise the dead or something, hahaha.
Amenominakanushi, I'm blaming you if it chills and becomes an enemy [N] just to do that.
As you crash the totality of a limited existence against a dead godling, it takes 53k damage.
14/40

>Read as many more as the GM will allow.

Steal back more. Sorry guys, I need these. And these. Give 'em the heck back.
[6] What can we do?
For starters, you can alter existence with your thoughts. The very useful standard model for Reality Warping groups this power into three functions: Enhancement, Summoning, and Alteration.

Enhancement is the ability to temporarily assume a "super form" of sorts, temporarily weakening what is real around you. In this state, you can do practically anything in short bursts, like dilate time, turn someone into a fish, or walk on water. However, this is like holding your breath: you're going to need to breathe in again, sooner or later, as reality will try to reassert itself. When that happens, most of your alterations will disappear. Most people can hold this for thirty seconds, though some have been known to be able to do this for hours at a time.

Summoning is slightly harder. With summoning, you can call practically anything or anyone to your side. It's great for diversions and distractions, but you need to keep in mind that what you bring are living, breathing beings with their own goals and motivations, rather than slaves. Many a warper has been killed by something that they thought was their ally, when they least expected it.

Alteration is the hardest of these three skills. It's like Enhancement, but instead of it being a temporary thing, you can make permanently make a change to an object. With Alteration, you can make a stick that turns anything that touches it into gold, shift steel bars into alternate dimensions, or make holy water. This is an incredibly dangerous ability. Many people would kill for a skill like this, since it's how Metachronistic technologies are made.

Now that you know how reality-warping works, there are a few things that make you different from other people with this power.

First off, your powers work everywhere. Imagine it like this: Reality Warping is a master key. You might have the right key in one universe to unlock everything, but if you're somewhere else, you might not be able to unlock everything. However, as a Descended, you have the master key of master keys. You can unlock anything. Anything.

More importantly, this power is yours. It is very important to understand that your power comes from yourself, and yourself only. Your abilities will be shaped by how you think they work. Understand that it belongs to you. Claim it.

You take back Clear Thought from Nedben.
18/50 :)

Grimoire of Alice, you're creeping them out. Keep it up.

Anyway, Destroying the Universe as an Opening Attack, Pathway of Fusion, first rank dance, dimensional nega-anvil! Arise, awaken, and strike up a pose!

I slam existence upward, dragging the battlefield onto the same plane as the Godmodder to throw the antipodes at her from planar below in the sandwiching existocrash.
The sheer scale of your attack stuns the Godmodder. Around you, the landscape changes again, reflecting the standard depictions of paradise.
47/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Stupid higher planes. They ruin everything. And the worst part is, I'm not allowed in any of them.
LJG pulls out a few pieces of sheet music (Music Recording Instrument). He grabs at the clef at the end of one of the staves and starts to pull up. Instead of just ripping the paper in half, the staff peels off like a sticker. As he takes off the first staff, the other staves come with it, making a long line of measures and clefs. He starts spinning it around over his head like a lasso and launches it forward. The staves fly at the daemon and wraps around it. He then jerks the whip in a different direction, launching the daemon at the mithral golem. This raises an interesting query: What happens when an immovable object (Mithral Golem) meets an unstoppable force (Daemon)? The result is up to the laws of physics and other forces, but that's unimportant. Once the Daemon has slammed into the Mithral Golem, LJG flings his hand back, uncoiling the staves and bringing it back to him.
Really, doesn't P5 have an Oblivion Plane or something. I mean, I guess this is a void, but that's not really oblivion as much as nothing at all.
17k damage to the Mithral Golem, 4 damage to the Daemon as they collide with each other.
33/50


The girl wanders the plane of fire, sipping her tea directly from the kettle like an absolute beast.
"Understandable. Due to your people being dragged into the war and all? Makes sense. ...by the way, some of my quote unquote comrades may be coming in, might need to keep an eye out for that."

That said, for the purpose of experimentation, she briefly attempts to infuse her Great Voidic Chaos Flame Zweihander +10 with the ambient fire of the plane, to see if that changes anything.
"see, i had a feeling that would happen. you did only say you wouldnt harm me, after all. its just to be expected from the words of your kind"
Your Zweihander gains a slight power boost from the planar fires!
44/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast
Auma: healing back home, I presume

If I'm still vulnerable despite having no artifacts, I duck and cover. If not, I cast ray of frost on a fire elemental.

The Darkbeast bites the Golem.
30k damage to a Fire Elemental.
23/40
With 3 charges converted into Life Aspect,Hope Aspect,some Luck Potion and the Shadowscythe,I engage in a Deep Healing session with the Grace Chicken in front of the AG Entities,hopefully also raising their Morale
Grace Chicken healed by 51k, a wave of quiet washes over the AG forces, almost as if an invisible hand is suffocating them.
Sorry, my mind's wandering.
+4 AG Morale
8/50
So I note enerald gave TOG the stave in their action last round, so I can do alchemy with that, at least.
however, the following is only previews because I know very well what I got last time I used these in an alchemy. To avoid the risk of it making something anyway, instead of alchemizing, I conjure a recipe modus and hold it up to discount disparem. I think i misspelled thaANYWAY.
getting the inverse of a recipe modus, It's a uses modus. so, I captchalogue in it a ghost image of the summoning stave (initially obtained by captcha-cammera) and scroll down until I find out what I get if it's alchemized with the Chained Demon Scrolls. by this manner, I preview
(Discount Deus Liber || Discount Maleficis Est) && summoners stave
= Chained Demon Scrolls && summoners stave
Without involving any items with the power to create anything harmful whatsoever actually existing.
Then, I also preview some other things in this very same way, like the godmodder ectoplasm && player energy idea, and this weapon idea:
The Rod || ((Arctoa && Levis Ignis)||A Sword of some sort), IE (super-oblivion artefact into the shape of (an ice rapier combined with an axe made of fire) which is then made to be shaped like a sword.)
and lastly, (Orrery mantle && discount Vita Australia)||(discount Vita Australia ||discount Noct consumes).
Again, only previewed. any action-ness I have remaining after this, I use on healing Zeyron *., i guess. or something.
You hold up a Recipe Modus to the Mirror, and an alternate version of you steps out holding your Uses Modus. After some fumbling around, you manage to take each other's modii. He looks confused.

You manage to preview three items:

Chained Demon Scrolls && Summoner's Stave = Hellcaller. This staff summons fiends.

The Rod || ((Arctoae && Levis Ignis) || A Sword = Archangel's Blade. A sword glowing with a divine inner light. It will burn those who it deems unworthy.

(Orrery Mantle && Discount Vita Australis) ||(Discount Vita Australis || Discount Nocte Consumens) = Left Hand of The Shadow. Who is The Shadow? Anyhow, this mechanical arm uses sound to heal. It can also morph into a variety of weapons, including an arm cannon.
20/40

with 4 charges,i ready the shadowscythe with an edge of Un-reality and Anti-magic for a swing at the Daemon before it does weird and frightening stuff
6 damage to the Daemon. It's head turns towards you.
24/50
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Respawn 2/2

By the way, does anyone know how to get artifacts off of a Godmodder?
You are now alive.

The Godmodder is stunned this round, and does nothing.

On the other hand, P5 plunges his hands into Za Hando to perform a handception, altering it's original summoning capabilities to the point where Za Hando is a hand with hands for fingers, and those hands also have fingers. He then shocks it with electricity, causing the hand muscles to convulse painfully, and require carpal tunnel surgery, which he gladly performs, cutting into Za Hando with calculated, excellent precision. However, he does everything, including the restitching back together without any painkillers whatsoever, so his attack deals a whopping 130k damage.

The Elder Fire Elementals burn away the Grace Chicken, and the Mithral Golems zip around, slapping Zeyron, Revolver Ocelot, a Drone Mk2 (13,000), ParadoxDragon(4), JOE(1), Astrec(2), WInkins(4) and Winkin's Motorhog for 18,000 damage.
+8 PG Morale
-6 AG Morale

The Atropal tries even harder to get at the Amalgamation, but only manages to destroy the three Drones bodyguarding it. The Daemon burns 7 charge to cast a searing spell on JOE, dealing 7 damage to him.
-2 AG Morale

Zeyron uses TURN UNDEAD on the Atropal, which panics at the sight of the Mark of Death. Revolver Ocelot Reloads for the round. The two drones zap the Daemon for another 5 damage. The Amalgamation uses Blood again, to drain life from the Atropal into Zeyron. This gives Zeyron a last name: The Deathless. The Dark Beast bites the other Elder Fire Elemental for 35k damage, applying blind to them as well. The Mini-Ecosystem makes another tree.
+8 AG Morale

On the planetary Shield, Auma HEALS THYSELF for 45k.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Stop the invasion of TOG's Universe.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
FIELD EFFECT: Zenith. ???
PG MORALE: 26%
AG MORALE: 43%

[GM] The Godmodder. 52/80 Hp. Candy: 1 Scoop of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. [A] Devil's Damnation. [A] The Innovator.
[PG] P5.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 271,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. 80% Accuracy, 3 rounds.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 145,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. 80% Accuracy, 2 rounds.
[PG] Mithral Golem. 120,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic. x3.
[PG] Mithral Golem. 103,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic.

[H][ELITE] Daemon. 85/100 Hp. Charge: 45/50. Infused with Magic and Reality.

[N] BOBeoj. 20/20 Hp. Charge: 8/50. [A] Red Scythe. Chronal Energy Charges: 2. [A] Delirium Coronet. +33,000 Attack. [A] Architect's Cloak. +5 AC. Chronal Energy Charges: 5. [A] Hindsight Helmet. +35,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 5.

[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron The Deathless. 122,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 3/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 3.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 64,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 4/7. [A] Lesser Stave. +10,000 Attack. Plant Control.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 40,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 160,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Metal: 5/7. Godmod: 5/11.
[AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 28,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1.
[AG-TOG] Dark Beast. 145,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. Defected!
[AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Tree. 10,000/10,000 Hp. Damages people for 5,000 per attack taken. Bodyguarding Mini-Ecosystem Dirt! x2
[AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Dirt. 20,000/20,000. Spawns Mini-Ecosystem Trees!
[AG-TOG] Za Hando. 270,000/400,000 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 16/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 7/11. +13,000 Attack.
[AG] JOE. 12/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5.
[AG] Winkins. 16/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 62,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] Astrec. 18/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack.
[AG] TOG. 2/20 Hp. [A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.

The Plane of Fire:
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +15,000 Attack. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Void. You are in the space outside universes.
PG MORALE: 76%
AG MORALE: ???
You can move here with your entities as a free action.
AUTOMOVE IN: 2 Rounds

[PG] Attack Ship. 100,000/100,000 Hp. x40
[PG] Shield Lock. 150,000/150,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Universal Shield!
[PG] Universal Shield. 500,000/500,000 Hp. Blocking Entry into Universe!

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 221,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
 
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Round 46: Artificial Stupidity
19/50 Project Livre des Esperitz in virtual noble phantasm composition

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...But first, let's give the Godmodder...a personality quiz!

Refusal to respond and immediate escape or scenario denial/cheating constitutes an answer, so have fun. This'll cost you what, one defensive reaction of the infinite? Relax a bit midstrife, you have nothing to fear from sloppy bladework.

I'll start by borrowing one of myself and whacking him through the Godmodder into a chain of states of soul made like Enkidu of the old. You know exactly what I'm about to do, so I expect you to take no damage from the next part.

I'll pull you, dear Godmodder, alongside yourself in dimensions of altitude and magic. You knew the seven caustic colors of inspiration I refer to before I shoved them in you before and gracefully answering me, so of course this won't even hurt and I bet you've prepared your choices early.

I will weave you again into chambers and pathways, Void-within-Void like babes of era as well as cosmos. Of the seven, pick two favored colors and if you're up to it, two poisons. Or ascend yourself. Or ascend two sets. Even remain with the Keepers and end the scenario with might from beyond. Or die. You are this void, you know its painted illusions. Tell me about your final choice, and perhaps the steps you took to get there and what potentials guided you but were left behind in the end.

Crimson, color of anger and blood energies.
Amber, color of metabolism and digestive yet hyped energy thereof.
Gold, color of trust and greed.
Emerald, color of defense yet sluggishness, distance, and choosing to wait, formidability in all its guardian gelling forms.
Azure, color of suffering, speed, time, and strength in all of those.
Violet, color of inspiration and secrets.
Silver, color of magic, luck, frost, and hard work.

Do you choose the existing or a new one, in case of overlapping tales? It is up to you, as always. Souls are souls.

Bonus action: scan Zeyron and see what he got from his last name unlocking.
The Godmodder chooses Azure and Silver.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron The Deathless. 122,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 3/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 3.
Attack: 12,000 +27,000.
Elemental Ignition: Unleash a special ability based on an alchemy in your possession.
PASSIVE: The Deathless. Due to a blood transfusion from a piece of god, Zeyron is now immortal. It will be exceedingly hard to kill him permanently.
((This is how it's supposed to work, is it not?))
45/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships


I give Astrec the Summoning Staff

me and all my entities enter my universe


I cast a third level magic missile at some attack ships, doing a bit of damage.
Entities ordered, 20k damage to an Attack Ship.
44/50 THUNDERSTRUCK (Using 4 the action's just a bit drawn out.)
You know what, I'm all out of good one liners.
Free Action: LJG stands there, and then his mouth opens. He makes a strange dubstep sound: Wub-Wub-Wub-Wub-Wub-Wub. Suddenly, he and his stuff (not including mini ecosystem) disappears from the main battlefield and reappears outside of TOG's Universe.
I hear there's a spaceship here for me to steal!
Actual Action:
LJG looks around at his surroundings. He notices forty different attack ships doing some stuff. He and his platform backs up a bit, trying not to get shot to death. He plunges into his guitar case and pulls out an aulos (Ancient Greek Instrument (to be blunt, two recorders taped together)). Next, he notices he is outside of a dimension. Since this is outside of one dimension, there are probably a few different dimensions somewhere around here. He decides to try his luck and lets out a low, almost undetectable note from the aulos. It travels across this outer dimension space into a seemingly stupid dimension. This is thought of it because the Greeks took over and somehow never learned to advance (putting 2 & 2 together yet?). This note enters through a strange thorn bush and is heard by a seemingly useless soldier. He looks past the thorn bush and sees the small hole in dimensional fabric. The man hesitantly crawls through the crack and emerges into the extra-dimensional space. He flips around in the endless void and is stunned by his surroundings. Finally, his eyes center on LJG. Meanwhile, LJG is heading towards him. Once LJG reaches the man, he waves.

I know you're wondering, what is this guy doing floating in space with an aulos.
Βοήθησέ με μεγάλοι θεοί the solider says.
Right, you speak Greek. Of course, that sounds a bit modern. Maybe you did advance. Here, let me help you.
LJG plays a few more notes on the aulos and centers that energy. He then gives it to the solider and, using the power of music, the man understands LJG.
Much better. Now, how do you feel?
The soldier takes up an offensive stance. Be you ghost or agent of Tartarus?
Right, I look metal. No, actually, I'm a friend of Apollo's. Yeah, he gives me minor rights on the aulos and the lack of light. No complete control, just enough. Hey, so, I'm trying to sneak into a ship, and do you know anything about large wooden horses?
Is Hermes a lying trickster?
I'm gonna go with that means yes. So, I need you and some of your friends to make one that looks a bit like a triangle with a few triangular bird wings popping out of it. Got it?
Yes... what is your name?
LJG lies. Termofacles. What's your's?
Eneas, sir. The man leaves to go gather his friends to build a Trojan Spaceship.

Nice people. No inspiration of course, but nice people.
Eneas begins to build a Trojan Spaceship! It will slowly build itself up.
45/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships

I scry on the IRON GODLEM, and have it walk up to Enerald and wave at him. Why?




*shrug*
The IRON GODLEM, despite it's damage, walks up to mechaEnthusiast.
25/50
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I look at the Mithral Golems, noting their immunity to magic. Thing about that is, they're definitely not immune to anything I can dish out.

Problem. Most of what I could dish out is fire-related enough to cause issues. Let's re-evaluate.

Ah, got it!

I call for a suit of powered armor. A specific suit, one equipped with cold guns.

Now is the time for a bit of a digression while my suit flies over. Cold guns, to avoid technobabble, fire beams of intense and directed cold that freeze everything they hit, with minimal effect on ambient temperatures. At least, that's how they work when I make them.

My suit arrives and I climb into it. I choose a Mithral Golem and begin my plan. First I freeze him with a blast from the cold gun. Then, using the enhanced strength common to all my powered armor suits, I punch through the ice that has layered around the Golem and, to a certain extent, through the Golem itself.

You see, it turns out that intense cold undermines the integrity of metal, causing it to be more likely to shatter or just break under forces that would ordinarily do little.

When I've stopped making progress against the Golem, I apply another blast from the cold gun and repeat the process. This goes on for some time.
Your ice powers disable a Mithril Golem for 50k damage!
9/50
FREE: "Hi there,me!"
"Well, I know you aren't actually me, BOBeoj."
"But like. That's the kind of line you'd expect to say in this world, right? And I just got an opportunity."
"Now, I'll be the first to admit, I want your loot."
"But we're literally complete equals. equivalent artefact stats, same charges... ok, space and time are different but probably about equal in strength."
"Anyway point is, neither of us would succeed in attempts at theft if we made them. What we can do is trade."
"each of us overall loses nothing from trading any one of our artefacts for its counterpart, but obviously we want a gain."
"getting a different type of elemental charge is a gain."
"so, copy down the alchemy code for... your scythe, and I've written down the spear code, and swap we shall. Here you go!"

[if BOBeoj accepts, I give him my spacial spear and he gives me the red scythe]
"While we're at it, wanna swap energy types? I have it on pretty ok authority you're an 'ascended', which probably entails some differences"
[If BOBeoj accepts, I expend 1 charge and hand it to him, anticipating a return of the same. I store my received charge in a cyan-glowing bubble which produces gravitational waves to hold it in place. the waves themselves are entirely non-anomalous, only the creation method is magic.]
"Last thing I'd like to ask- Wanna team up? 2 people're better then one, and all that."
"If you don't want to, (maybe that's part of the inverted bits?) I won't push it."

ENTITY ORDERS!
AMALGAMATION uses oblivion on the fire elementals if pure attack, or the mithril golems if it's not magic. If it does something wacky, it exercises its best judgement.
Zeyron the Deathless! I congratulate him on his last name! I'd spend an action scanning him to find out what he got but... alchemy. heheh... maybe I can get someone else to do it.
Ahem! Anyway, I congratulate him on his Last name! then I search the internet for translations which sound more similar to zeyron, and find Sǐshén though it doesn't fit that much uh anyway.... If Thiefs Grasp finds its way to him, use alchemical ignition with it to steal charges from the Daemon. otherwise, Alchemical Ignition with discount disparem on The Godmodder's forces.
facility: undecided. either idle or clone a new project head- decision hopefully later.
BONUS: I preview Red Scythe && Ascended Energy, and then do it if it doesn't seem like a terrible idea.
STANDARD:
I look at my health. That's not 20! I think for a moment, then start grabbing the corpses of all the barnyard beings. then I levitate 8 pebbles around each corpse and set it on fire. this vaguely resembles cooking food in a minecraft furnace, so I get cooked barnyard being meat.
That might just be because of the fire, come to think of it.
Then I rip open my stomach and shove it all in there. Yes, it Looks like it won't fit, but with some minor application of (non-charge'd) Spacial Magic, I can cram it in there.
Then I sew my stomach shut and watch as my hunger bar reaches... lets see... approximately 5 times the maximum hunger for any lesser being, or 50-some-odd points. or a lot more, if the barnyard creatures are, say, exceptional in size.
Having so much hunger (and full saturation), my health starts regenerating at a fevered pace. this heals me....
wow, go figure, my health regenerating heals me. what a great line, self. maybe I should just end the action now before I say some other obvious thing.
BOBeoj considers your words.
"You am make no sense! No deal!"
You swap items, and He gives you one Ascended Energy, while you give him one Descended Energy.
Red Scythe && Ascended Energy = Concentrated Temporal Energy. A Glob of the Time Aspect.
Your culinary skills heal yourself back up to full. You've made me hungry now. You monster. Just kidding. I'm still hungry, though.
Your entities have also been ordered.
15/40

Astrec asks everyone for his stuff back, then freezes. He grabs Death's Ankh from JOE, then zips with Descendancy over to his home universe, quickly checking it. A mass producer of artifacts and things.... like Science World kinda, but more focused on actually selling things to the highest bidder. It could be a target, maybe, but he checks it, then zips back to TOG's Homeworld, ready for defense, if his homeworld is under attack, that can wait.

BONUS: Grab the next most powerful artifact belonging to Astrec.
You take the Discount Elemental Alchemies, as well as Death's Ankh from Zeyron. He's not that pleased with you.
20/50 (NOT Using)

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I form Virtual Noble Phantasm: Livre des Esperitz. Compositor cache Paulina, redundancy avoidance. Silver Key, imposition. Artificial world, form at the call of these hands. Passcode: Justeaze Lizrich von Einzbern. Synthesizing demoniclade procedure. Contract artistry in new formats.

Instead of Enkidu's clay or my gold, we call forth silver. Endosymbiosis Holy Grail, magical energy core. Instead of Grimoire Yggdrasilia who runs away creating, this is the book-ring of spirits that certainly preserves.
I suppose I should test how much charge that'll take holy Malacath.

How much charge would it take for us to build a suitable demon compiling nest and convince the Daemon over there to join it?

I blow the Godmodder a kiss. Said kiss is also a rampaging princess made of larceny and an excessive number of hats, most of which shoot leeches and shaving razors.
Let's see, as the Daemon is considered to be an Elite creature, it will not be able to be swayed easily.
The Godmodder is flattered, but rejects your advances.
21/40
Healing Revolver Ocelot with the Shadowscythe
You heal up Revolver Ocelot for 45k Hp!
10/50
BONUS: I could make an alchemy from the 3 previewed last round, but which one... Wow, updater guy. this is interesting.
so, there are:
The Hellcaller. This staff summons fiends.
Couldn't find any additional information about this on the place.
The Archangel's Blade. A sword glowing with a divine inner light. It will burn those who it deems unworthy.
This thing... it resembles a relic from the surprisingly-accurate-for-info website, which says, essentially 'its op. only one fated to use it can read its rules. its op. also if u not supposed to use it, burrrrrrrrrn'.
similar...
And The Left Hand of The Shadow. Who is The Shadow? Anyhow, this mechanical arm uses sound to heal. It can also morph into a variety of weapons, including an arm cannon.
The Shadow is mentioned on that website I found out 'bout the discount alchemies from. He looks something like that.
He... or it... was an agent of the conflict. His left hand was traditionally an arm cannon. Or at least, that's what the website says.
If my source speaks true, this left arm... Very powerful, but... equally risky. I would want to try an alchemy with the inverted versions of each ingredient, but they're from the discount alchemies, which I wasn't holding. Surprisingly enough, then, the least risky of these three is the Hellcaller, which Literally summons Demons.
...heh.
Alright, if the red-scythe alchemy before seemed ok, I do Red Scythe && descended energy. Otherwise, I preview The Shadowscythe && Red Scythe
STANDARD ACTION:
I look at myself. lots'a attack-boosting alchemies... I charge a mithril golem and headbutt them with the cerebrocrown.
Very carefully, of course, so as not to harm the crown, and as such, not very damagingly. However, I take so long headbutting them that they fall asleep, meaning that when I do hit, they fall down onto some conveniently-placed bombs.
Red Scythe && Descended Energy = Concentrated Temporal Energy. A Glob of the Time Aspect. Huh. Same thing.
You deal 37k damage to the Mithral Golem you knock over!
16/40

Astrec does it, the Madlad.
why
no astrec stop
astrec why do you do this to me
astrec whyyyy
Swissarmyknifemodder || Clear Thought && Ferrous Nanogauntlet && Discount Elemental Alchemies && Delphi Sphere && Summoner's Stave && Death's Ankh && The Fishery && Re Orbis && Descended's Draught = dcccv said this made the Godarm so i'm acting like it has
this is a non consuming alchemy
BEHOLD

He uses the Rod, grabbing it from Za Hando for a single action to power the Godarm. WE'RE DOING IT BOYS. WE'RE MAKIN THISS HAPEN Equipping will come next turn.

He then stands in front of Discount Disparem, and greets Certsa, welcoming him to this world.
...Who's DCCCV?
Your recipe creates a red mechanical arm, which you then infuse with Oblivion Energies. I hope you know what you're doing...
Sorry that I haven't done anything recently. I was caught in a time alteration. I presume it was whiplash from the time dilation from the chamber. I then got a message, and apparently I actually am a descendant. That is cool. Time to get to work. I now walk over to the Grand Alchemiter, and pull out a katana, as well as pulling the Black Hole Bomb from forever and a half ago, and test this alchemy thing

Black Hole Bomb && Katana

I then teleport into a world near the Dragon Ball worlds I was in earlier. Don't worry, this will be much quicker.

(1/50)
Black Hole Bomb && Katana = Red Matter Sword. An incredibly dense alchemical blade, sharpened to a degree few other materials would be able to withstand.
45/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Man, negotiating is tough. What's something useless I can do.
LJG starts humming We Will Rock You (by Queen). Suddenly, a giant boulder appears between him and the attack ships.
That'll do.
And so he keeps humming.
Boulder summoned!
24 Charges
I take out some healing powder, some ice packs, and a bucket of warm water to start healing a bit of Za Hando's pain. I sprinkled the healing powder onto Za Hando and start messaging the more painful spots. Za Hando makes hissing sounds but begins to relax under my ministrations. Once done, I wash the entity with a warm wet towel as I carefully scrub away the powder that was sticking to it. Finally, I place some ice packs to the parts that would help the flow of damaged tissues from the operation and give it a moment to cool and forget the pain to just relax.
35k heal to Za Hando.
01 Charge
Two anime girls appear on the field.

"We heard there was a godmodder here?" asks the one with white hair. Her blue eyes seem to show the "power on" symbol. Her badge identifies her as Riu, and she seems to be a video game character, given that her speech is appearing in a text box below her face.

"Uhh... Riu, take a look over there and tell me whether there's a godmodder here," another girl remarks. Her badge identifies her as Mizuka. She's oddly familiar to some of you.

"Yeah, yeah, I know." Riu's face switches to an exasperated look for a moment. "Alright. Let's go."

Riu launches a ball of glitch-ice at the Elder Fire Elemental's core. The glitch-ice is unaffected by air resistance, can be launched at any multiple of 100 m/s at an angle with the ground between 30 and 60 degrees, and deals an amount of damage proportional to v/t, where v is the velocity at the point of impact, and t is the amount of time between launch and the instant of impact.
Given that the Elder Fire Elemental's core is 782 m above the ground, the force of gravity on the battlefield is 9.83 m/s2​, and Riu is standing 1440 m away from the Elder Fire Elemental, what velocity and angle should Riu use to ensure the maximum damage?


"Screw math." Riu snarks, before hurling the ball of glitch-ice at 50,000 meters per second. While this would cause the ball to overshoot based on the constraints given in the question, Riu has a few tricks up her sleeve, like opening a portal directly in front of the ball that causes it to hit the core at about t = 10-9​ seconds.

"Oof."
The Fire Elemental lacks a binding core. However, your attack strikes it for a boosted 47k damage!
34/50

The girl debates something, and nods to herself, grabbing the Voidsteel and concentrating, shaping some of it into a thin, almost saber-like blade. Of course, it doesn't really have a hilt but that's not too much of an issue.

With that done, she then closes her eyes and slowly shifts around, spending her time searching for the absolute hottest place in the Plane of Fire
Voidsteel Saber created. You walk towards Musepelhiem, where Surtur's castle is located. On the border, you are stopped by a burning giant, who levels a crossbowlike device at you.

"H̏͑̒ͩ̇ͦa͒̚͠l̸̎ͨt͛ͣ͡.͐̂ͮͦ ̡ͯ̐͋̀̃̉͐Ḟ̶̃̄̊͊ͨ̍r͗͗̋͊͝iͮ͒ͮͣ̂e͆̒ͣ̆͜ň̃ͫͨ̿̈́d͆ͫ͐̈́̔̔̽͝ ͭ̔̔ͬ͛̑ö̑ͥr̨̽ͤ̈͛ ͆̽̓͛̐̍ͧ͏fͭ͟o̿̕ē̈̄̌ͮ͘?̈͒̇ͮͪ̆̕"
26/50
~~~~~~
Let's do a bit of Alchemizing.

Cold Gun && Sniper Rifle && Karp-tech AI Core

(all of which I have in various places on my person)
Cold Gun && Sniper Rifle && Karp-tech AI Core = Marzanna's Sight. A negative directed energy long-ranged engagement device, typically wielded by the most skilled Ice Elementals sworn to defend Lord Ymir. Projects incredibly thin slivers of the Freeze into targets, piercing through most types of armor.

At your touch, you hear a voice in your head.

"W̦̞͓̭̗̰͡h̛͇̲̜o̧̞̖̥̗̰̜͇ ͏̡̣̦̙̠a̵̡̡̞̦r̠̹͞ę̢̙̱̤̯́ ̵̴͍͕̗̰͚͇ỵ̡̡̰̳̖̣̘́ò̶̵̰̦̯͖̞͙̳͖̠u̲̦,͠͏̙͔̖͕̮̘̼̀ ̖̖̝̗̪̲͎̠͟a͚̥̪n̶̞͙̱̼̲̳͝d͡ ̶͓͉̺̦͠ḩ̢̼͇͔ͅọ͍͙͜w̨̤̺̼̺͔̲̥͝ͅ d͍̥̼͟͝i̫d̡͍̯͇̮̻̖̰̺̀͘ ̵̠͙͓͖̭̺̲͜y̦̟ơ̰͡u͙͓̱ ͎̠̦̜͚̖̩gę̡͖̲̮͡t̯̹̘͙͔͙̖ t̳̘͖͙̞̯̗̀h͈̬̠͇̦̀i͚̣͇̠̺͎̩̪ś͚̤͕͈͎?̰͕͉"


"You have a lot of baggage, Astrec. Would you like me to take some off of you?" The Godmodder tries to take some of Astrec's artifacts, but wisely, Astrec dodges. Unfortunately, he dodges the wrong way, as the Godmodder creates a convenient spike pit with intensified gravity, which drags him down, making him take 16 damage.

P5 throws some sort of immature fit, stamping his feet on the ground. He takes his anger out on the Daemon, by morphing it into a an actual computer Daemon. He then sends a flurry of code spikes, which inject garbage information into the creature, unecessary bits that will extend processing time, causing a notable delay in action processing, dealing 20 damage, and lowering it's Dodge.

An Elder Fire Elemental Targets Zeyron, but misses. The other one is more successful, burning Ocelot for 48k damage. The Mithral Golems zip around some more, slamming Karpinsky, Smirk, Paradox (6 each) and The Amalgamation (36k) for damage.
+5 PG Morale

The Daemon heavily warps Reality, burning 30 charges to bring forth not one, but two giant robots.
PAX PER TYRANNUM!
PAX PER TYRANNUM!
THOSE ARE MY WORDS!
THOSE ARE MY WORDS!

"Work together, you two," says the Daemon. "Or you'll end up like him." Burning another 15 charge, he produces a firearm. This causes the robots to stop bickering.

BOBeoj uses 3 chronal energy charges to increase the duration of the Fire Elemental's Blinds.

Zeyron uses Alchemical Ignition with Discount Disparem, allowing the Artifact to temporarily acquire the properties of it's true copy. With the Mirror, he creates a copy of a Mithral Golem onto our side. With precise hands, Revolver Ocelot fires six shots into the Mithral Golems, destroying one, and dealing 28k to another, restoring 5k Hp. The Drones deal scratch damage to two Mithral Golems, marking them for The Amalgamation's Oblivion Attack, which erases them. The Mini-Ecosystem continues to grow.
+4 AG Morale
-6 PG Morale

At TOG's planet, the Attack Ships approach your party. Pooling their collective hard-light beam projectors together, they weave an image of the Iron Prince before your very eyes.
"Greetings. This is a prerecorded message sent to everyone approaching this universe, which is currently being annexed in the name of justice, for the Pleromatic Empire Of Psi, Leader Eternal, or the PEOPLE. If you are of this world, you may go right on ahead. This shield is keyed to prevent extrauniversal interference during our ultimatum demands. If you are not of this world, we kindly ask you to leave. Our business will conclude shortly. If you are interested in joining our cause, contact one of our representatives later. We thank you for your time."

Auma heals up Za Hando for 60k ,which then deletes four Attack Ships. This causes the projection to play a different recording.
"Abraxas, if you can hear this, stop messing with my stuff. Do you even under stand this? I mean, you clearly know magic, so you're definitely intelligent. Are you some sort of savant, or something?"
Za Hando, being a hand wielding The Rod, and not P5 himself, cannot respond.
"Nothing? Not even a peep? Really? I thought so."

The Dark Beast tears into the Shield Lock for 130k damage.
"Man, seriously? Your pets need to behave better."
The defense turrets on the Planetary Shield fire at the Dark Beast for 20k damage.
"Those were warning shots. If they step out of line again, I have no idea what I'll do next. I'll get creative. You won't like me when I'm creative. Believe me."

-4 PG Morale

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Stop the invasion of TOG's Universe.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
FIELD EFFECT: Zenith. ???
PG MORALE: 25%
AG MORALE: 47%

[GM] The Godmodder. 52/80 Hp. Candy: 1 Scoop of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. [A] Devil's Damnation. [A] The Innovator.
[PG] P5.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 271,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. 80% Accuracy, 4 rounds.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 98,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. 80% Accuracy, 3 rounds.
[PG] Mithral Golem. 75,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic.

[H][ELITE] Daemon. 75/100 Hp. -50% Dodge. Charge: 2/50. Infused with Magic and Reality. [A] Megatron. +15,000 Attack.
[H] Megatron. 95,000/95,000. 4 AC. Fusion Cannon: 1/2. x2

[N] BOBeoj. 20/20 Hp. Charge: 10/50. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Delirium Coronet. +33,000 Attack. [A] Architect's Cloak. +5 AC. Chronal Energy Charges: 5. [A] Hindsight Helmet. +35,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 2. [A] Descended Energy Charge: 1
[N] Certsa. 18/20 Hp. Charge: 16/50. [A] Red Scythes. x3. Chronal Energy Charges: 9. [A] Magma U. +11,000 Attack. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Single Void Glove. +35,000 Attack. 10% Dodge. [A] Cloudy Days. +16,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh.

[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron The Deathless. 122,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 3/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 3.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 66,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 4/7. [A] Lesser Stave. +10,000 Attack. Plant Control.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 40,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 124,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Metal: 5/7. Godmod: 5/11.
[AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 28,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1.
[AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Tree. 10,000/10,000 Hp. Damages people for 5,000 per attack taken. Bodyguarding Mini-Ecosystem Dirt! x3
[AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Dirt. 20,000/20,000. Spawns Mini-Ecosystem Trees!
[AG-JOE] Mithral Golem. 120,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 10/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 6/11. +13,000 Attack.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Red Scythe. Chronal Energy Charges: 2. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Ascended Energy Charge: 1
[AG] TOG. 2/20 Hp. [A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[AG] Smirk. 14/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack.
[AG] Karpinsky. 14/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce.

The Plane of Fire:

[N][ELITE] Logi. 520,000/520,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[N] Lava Hound. 117,000/117,000 Hp.

[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +15,000 Attack. [A] Voidsteel Saber. +2,000 Attack. 1 ACpierce. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG-TOG] Iron Godlem. 400,000/400,000 Hp. 3 AC. Stats tentative ATM.... +9,000 MHP per round.

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Void. You are in the space outside universes.
PG MORALE: 72%
AG MORALE: ???
You can move here with your entities as a free action.
AUTOMOVE: END OF NEXT ROUND

[PG] Attack Ship. 100,000/100,000 Hp. x36
[PG] Shield Lock. 120,000/150,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Universal Shield!
[PG] Universal Shield. 500,000/500,000 Hp. Blocking Entry into Universe!

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 241,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
[AG-ORIGIN] Trojan Spaceship. 40,000/40,000 Hp. +10,000 MHP per round!
[AG-TOG] Dark Beast. 125,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. Defected!
[AG-TOG] Za Hando. 365,000/400,000 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG-ORIGIN] Boulder. 20,000/20,000 Hp. Bodyguarding ORIGIN!
[AG] Winkins. 16/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 62,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] Astrec. 2/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Unactivated!
 
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Round 47
21/50

Eat more ice cream. Specifically, the Godmodder's ice cream.

Lick.
You deplete the last of the Godmodder's candy reserves! Her sweet tooth aches, and causes her to take 1 damage.
-5 PG Morale
27/50
~~~~~~~~
I'm going to try to talk to the voice in my head through Marzanna's Sight. Not like I haven't done weirder things during this fight.

"I'm Karpinsky, an ordinary man with a large amount of advanced technology. I rebuild worlds and fight Godmodders. In fact, I'm fighting one right now. She's got a big army and five -- well, four now -- elite Praetorians fighting for her. One of those Praetorians is a fire elemental with the Axe. He and his are devoted servants of the Godmodder. Not sure why."

"Anyways, as to the gun, I alchemized it; the components were one of my proprietary AI cores, a fairly standard sniper rifle, and a 'cold gun' of my own design. Not sure why it's connecting to your systems, but this is all a big misunderstanding."

"So I guess what I'm getting at is, I don't see why we can't be friends. Also, if you could tell me your name, that'd make things easier."
~~~~~~
Even if I end up having to give up Marzanna's Sight, might as well put it to use in the interim.
Specifically, I target one of the Elder Fire Elementals and fire a few ice slivers into its center mass.

Last time I checked, fire and ice don't mix well. The slivers will melt quickly enough, but the Elder Fire Elemental will find itself burning slightly less hot afterward.
͏"M͚y̕ ̀n̢̳a̟͓͠m͕͚e̥͇̫͙͘ ̱͔͍͇i͍̕s̹̥͙̥͖̠ M̧͔̹̭a͍̬̳̖̖̣͢r̴z̖̮̫͢a̵͚n̩͈͔n̢̳̞͓͉a̢̦̣̞̠.͏ ̳̮̦̻̺̠͉T͕̭̙̭̜h͙̟e̷̼̫͖̫͔̫ ͕F̭̣̗̪̜̤͍r͍͕͝e̴̱e̠̣z̺͉̲̱̦͖̝e̶ ̬̠i̬͙̝̗͚͍ș̛̘̩̺͍̰͕ ̟̝̘͇a̜w͚̫a͉͖̩r̖̦̪̜̻͍͘ͅe ̰͍͜o̼̲̞̤̼̹͕͟f̞̥̼͓̰̬ ͓̫t̶̞h̯e̸͍͎̮̥͚̹ ̝̰̥͙̬̹̕cụ̳̰r̖̗̺r̳͕͖ȩ̟̥n̤͓͞t͇͈̝ ̣̙si͓͉̯t͔ͅu͈̠at̷̙̲̖͕̰i̧͖̻̥̜͈o͎̲͖͚n͈͔̘̕ ͕̜͕̥͙͜w̥͔͞i̘̤̳̥͢th̳̩̖͙̰̣͚ ̷̺̬̜̰̲̥̞S͏̭̩̫̩̩͈̯u̢̜̳ͅṛ̵̲̟͉̦̻t̖͎̱̗̳̲u̢͖̞͖̥͎̞͇r̳͇̩͍͇'̲s̳̺͓͓ͅ ̞̝̩̱̰̘͕d̙͖̣͈o̗̥̗̫̳ͅm͇͚̳͟a͏̗̣̦i͏n,͕̜̳̜̯ ̛͓̬b̭̳͚̪̖u̲̣̙̯̪̘̰t̀ ̪̰̼w͖̟̫͜e̡͙͓ ̻͇̪͍̖̙̳c̛̲͇͍̥͖̥̭a̶n̹̩̻̮͈̗̮n̶̝̯̣̙͍o̰̠̩͙͕̤t̮ ̖͈̠̻a̛̮̲c̶̖͕̙̝t̛̩̠̰̻͙̲ ̢d̮̤̩i͓̕r̳̗̘͈̩̺͕e̛c͕̼͙̼̟ͅͅt͔̫͙̳͉͍l̛̼̖͇̪̠̖ͅy̰̪͇̻.̟ ͓̳̭͙Y͓͓͉̜͟ͅò̹̘̝̝͖͓ṷ̝̬̼̦͎̰̀ ̯̘̳m̴a͎͎͈̩͔̣ỳ̥̯ ͔̪̺̫u͇̜̫͔s̢ḙ ͕͓͞t̠̱͕̺͡h̻͉̥̹̫͓̻i̵s̖̪̯͖ ̰̮̯̯̣w̜͍̬̖̯͟e̲͕͉ͅa͕͚͓̼̺̙ͅp̴͎͚̱o͡n̗̥̣͉̦ ͇̰̜̗͖f̼̹̟̠͍͚̹o̪̫͔̱͔͞r̹ ̶͔̜̫̯̙̲no̺w͕̫̭̺͚̲.̪̝̫̖ B̮̘̱̳͙͔̜e͍̼̬̠̭ ̷̤̣̟ͅw͕̪͉̬̖órt̷͙̝͍h̰̖̲y̵̼ ̫͔̀o̹̲f͏͕̮ i̤̣̰̙͕̘t̷̮̙.͉̹̻͙͇̯ͅ"̡̬̗̝

22/50

"YELLOW." the nedben shouted.

The world burned. Not like fire, but more like someone had opened up an image editor and slathered on the 'burn' tool. Redness, darkness, errors...The errors intensified. Edges sharpened for an instant, only to flash unreal colors and blur into pixellation, then fall apart into scribbles. Scribbles that refused to resolve in 3D. Even existing within this space as a nontarget was migrane-inducing, though the horrors beyond did not so much as scratch the conceptual barrier focusing it on the Godmodder. It was like glaring at some hastily made, idiotic comment appended upon an MS Paint image drawn with no sense of style, as existence itself was violated in a way that the caster sincerely regretted.

Some scribbles in the distance fell apart, even now vague strips of red and yellow that resolved as 'explosion' and white smoke with black dots indicating 'failure to exist' still visible.

A nicer piece of the man vomited into a plothole as existence was violently autocorrected over this horrendous anomaly, existence near-instantaneously collapsing back to normalcy, save....

Save for having slapped the Godmodder as a meme response with a lot of jpeg artifacts.

"I hate having to use that." the Nedben comments. "It's just ugly. See you after we get back from the versa defense, Godmodder-chan."
You JPEG-ify the Godmodder. She destabilizes into the Pixelmodder!
28/50
~~~~~~
More alchemizing!

This one's going to be of a more defensive bent.

That power armor I alchemized? It's still sitting on the field. Let's use it, along with a rather specialized core I've been saving and a cold fusion reactor (for a good power source) from one of my more artillery-esque cold guns. Turned out that, for the cold gun, heat-based power sources interfered with the necessary processes to lower the temperature in a directed manner. And when it comes to power armor, what works works.

Oh, and this one's going to have a safety measure in case it falls into enemy hands.

Karpinsky's Standard Power Armor && Karp-tech Atium-Approximant Dodge Calculating AI Core && Cold Fusion Reactor && Remote Self-Destruct Circuitry
Karpinsky's Standard Power Armor && Karp-tech Atium-Approximant Dodge Calculating AI Core && Cold Fusion Reactor && Remote Self-Destruct Circuitry = Armour of Savitar. Made from a Speed Force conductive metal, this suit grants it's wearer the ability to run at velocities they otherwise would not abe able to achieve without friction burning them to ashes. The suit also comes with arm blades, and can be remotely controlled.
46/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Even though LJG theoretically has no idea what's happened elsewhere, he still has to comment.
Ha ha! I finally got to him! Ha ha! P5 had a temper tantrum. Ha ha!
LJG really quickly reaches into his guitar case and comes out with a banjo (Musical Instrument). Now, LJG is as much of a banjo fan as the rest of us (i.e. not at all), but it has its uses. He starts playing some nice road music. He's bouncing around, pretending to be happy about playing the banjo, and humming. As he plays, the pilots of the ships hear it. A handful of them really enjoy the upbeat melody of the banjo and it inspires them. They really get into the mood to go traveling. Most of them don't commit to traveling around, a few of them do, and they set off for their new lives as space travelers.
You know, I am quite happy now. I heard I missed my chance to beat up the Iron Prince, but here're some of his men. It's like everyone wants me to fight who I want to fight.
An entire half of one of the Attack Ships rips itself apart to go on a magical journey.
I hold up the blade, and admire the edge. Then, I pull a tiny sample off of the handle, both giving me a slightly, more molded to my hand, hand hold, as well as a sample for later alchemies. I used my power to pull the tiny chunk, don't question. I then proceed to continue with my mission. I float through a zone of the void that is controlled, at least last I had checked, by the Dragon Ball gods. I float towards the area they had built things, to see whether a force has killed them off or not.

2/50
You enter the domain of those Gods, to find them injured from a previous altercation.
11/50
BONUS: Red scythe && Shadow scythe
ORDERS: Zeyron attacks something.
Mithril golem stands guard on AMALGAMATION- it aims specifically to block P5's attacks without letting P5 know its intent in advance.
AMALGAMATION uses blood on enemies to heal itself and the entity with the highest attack to current health ratio on the field, unless Light would affect the megatrons. then it's a tossup.
Facility idles again. 9 CP would get the WP production 1 round sooner, but that's only a net of +1 WP compared to any normal CP expenditure.
Drones remain with orders to guard the AMALGAMATION in the same manner as prior.

Action: I look at the 2 temporal globs. Hm...
Right now I already have 2 head items (somehow at the same time), a cloak, and an actual weapon. this leaves legs, boots, and maybe a better weapon.
Zeyron, on the other hand, has a crown and a pile of alchemies some 20-tall.
less variety, at any ratHahahahahahahaha.
Ok, no, he has more variety, but less variety of effect, meaning AC-boosts won't be lost on him, which is good.
I quickly grab the Blackguards Leg I grabbed earlier, and start tinkering with it. pulling out all the self-destruct traps, I add power cells in their places, and fill them with time energy, giving the Leg additional functions beyond whatever it otherwise might. Then, I quickly carve a ritual circle into the ground. There's a flash of light, and I erase the circle. This was the anchor for a medium-strength time spell: later on, when either Zeyron has his first death or I make him another leg accessory, the time spell itself will activate, sending the blackguards leg back to here. for now, though, there are two of them.
This consumes the other glob on temporal energy, though I naturally save the alchemization codes for them.
then, with a bit of spatial trickery, I laterally invert blackguard leg [the one that is the timewarps result] so Zeyron can wear it on his other foot, and give them to him.
Red Scythe && Shadow Scythe = Eternity's Eradicator. A steel scythe pulsing with red lines, synchronized to the wielder's heartbeat. Along it's blade are intricate etchings of gears, which seem to move before your very eyes.
Using 9 Chronal Energy Charges, you create the Blackguard Pants. They look.. okay, I guess.
22/40
I heal TOG up with the shadowscythe
TOG healed for 9 Hp.
17/40 Oblivion is fun and profitable and definitely not going to murder anyone nosiree

Astrec hands the Discounts back to Zeyron and apologizes.
Healio if I can and still do all my actions,.
Astrec then glances at the arm, and proceeds to remove his own arm via Descended Powers. He winces, and equips the Godarm.
Astrec then shapes it into a less blocky shape, and then takes all his alchemies he has with him, and stuffs them into the Godarm infinity Gauntlet style, kinda merging them, and protecting them from being stolen unless the Godarm itself is stolen. Except for the Swissarmyknifemodder which transforms and melds into the Godarm, helping it.
Then he extends his newfound arm, clenching and unclenching his fist. He smiles, and speaks a single word, one laced with power.
"REND"
The word isn't spoken in english, instead somehow just.. conveying the idea of REND.
The Void in front of him writhes, and then rends apart, creating a huge gap in space between the two sides. Blocking attacks from us from going towards them, and likewise for them.
"Hello. I'm Astrec, the First Centurion. You may have heard of me. Or not. I really don't care. All you need to know is that I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
"I reccomend we try and negotiate this. Or not. I mean, I do have a new and cool Godarm to slap people with."

His Godarm glows with power as he says this, and he tenses up, ready for battle or whatever comes.
MEANWHILE, IN LE CLUSTERFUCK
Astrec shakes Certsa's hand.
"Welcome, welcome. I'm Astrec, your... inverted self? Welcome to Nhil Magna, our Multiverse. From our point of view, you come from a alternate universe where everything is flipped, and the opposite is true for you. Would you be willing to strike up a alliance? Also, if it doesn't offend you for me to ask, can you say what seems.. off about what you see? Anything that isn't as it should be?
You merge all of your alchemies into the Godarm, and put it on. The energies from the alchemy heal you to full. With this newfound power, you tear a gash into the Void itself. On the other side is nothing but darkness. You deliver your address to the fleet, and the ships switch to a Live Projection of the Iron Prince.
Hello, Des-wait what's that behind you oh my me, what have you just done.
As if on cue, a blackened, skeletal hand reaches out from beyond the Void, pulling itself into reality. An indescribable thing has arrived.

"The Arbiter is not different. It is Inifni."
...Interesting. Very interesting.
6/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I attempt to convert Auma's "attack up" effects on artifacts into more general usage bonuses, like flat action or magic effectiveness, or regen or defense or dodge.

I give Astrec the summoning staff.
Entities ordered, staff given.
25 Charges -> 20 Charges
Feeling a bit wary with the amount of attack ships loitering around this area, I decided to expend some charges to create an artifact.

Grabbing a bunch of asteroids just drifting around, I gather them into a absurdly tight cluster and start compressing them. The space minerals yields immediately under the stress and I start altering the gravity around as to hasten the process. Eventually, kilometers worth of space that was being occupied by the asteroids is compressed into a curved slab that looks like a tower shield.

(Asteroid Tower Shield Getto!)
Asteroid Tower Shield Created.
6/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I try and use my visions of the future to gain a portent. (Functionally, it'll work just like DnD's portent, except with a percentile roll. Theoretically it could be used for morale, dodge, or any attack with percentage chance. Lets see how this new mechanic works out.)
You get a 35. Note that this will only work once.
18/40 Oblivion is fun and profitable and definitely not going to murder anyone nosiree

Astrec waits on one side of the gap, and gets to work.
He takes the Clear Thought out of the Godarm, and summons a glowing clock, infused with time magykks. Then he takes a disc, and etches a pattern into it, one detailing the very basic concept of time, empowering the disc, He then expands the crossguard of the Godarm, and installs a magic record player into it, for some reason. He then inserts the clock into the center of that, and inserts the disc into the player, and Time Magykks swirl around him, as Clear Thought gains the power of time along with mind. The Clear Thought then goes back into the Godarm.
Then, he focuses. That Guide thing spoke of a state of being a Descended could enter for a bit, to transform reality while they were in it. He focuses hard, golden energy streaming from his body... and then..
In the elemental plane of dream, a golden form appears whereever the wielder of its artifact is. It vaguely resembles Astrec, but more just looks like a humanoid form. It opens its mouth and begins speaking.
"Hello. This is a projection of the First Centurion, Astrec, the Collector, of the Descended. That's me, as I'm speaking through it. I'm here to talk to you about a possible alliance between us, if not the Descended as a whole, then the Centurions, if not them, then maybe just me. I am not interested in stealing your artifact or taking advantage of you. I fully admit me and my team launched a failed attack on the Elemental Plane of Water in a attempt to rob their Elementbearer of his artifact and source of power. I fully admit we are not the best of people. I am interested in a alliance for benefit of both of us, and maybe for the good of the Void. You should also know this message is being sent to the leader of the Elemental Plane of Time, too, and they are being informed that this message has been sent to you, too. I am interested in a alliance with many, too. If you are interested, meet me at the set of voidic coordinates I will provide at the end of this message within the next three days, and/or send a message using the orb this projection will disintegrate into. The orb is only good for one message, as a note. I hope you accept my offer. The coordinates are-"
It proceeds to list off a long string of coords. If he goes there, tell me and I'll provide a desc of the area. The projection dissipates into a floating orb, good for one message to Astrec. This same message is sent to the Elementbearer of the Elemental Plane of Time. with the words time being replaced with Dream and different Coords being provided, along with a note that another Centurion is also interested in talking with the Timeleader, as a note. The message orb is also provided there. Astrec then collapses, his state of power he had used to send that message faded, only having lasted around seven seconds, still enough to send it. He takes several minutes to rest, then gets up, exhausted, and waits for the return messages.
Bonus Action: preview (A Pair of Wands && Oblivion Magykks && Picture of P5 && A tiny bit of P5's ashes from Science world)
You receive no response from the Elemental Lord of Dream, who is fast asleep. Your response from the Elemental Lord of Time is even worse, as he simply obliterates your projection the moment it shows up in his face. This act causes you to take 4 feedback damage.

PREVIEW: A Pair of Wands && Oblivion Magykks && Picture of P5 && A tiny bit of P5's ashes from Science world = Null Wandchucks. A pair of wands, chained together, made from Oblivion Energy. They seem pretty hard to pick up.
47/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Let's see... How to keep just one ship alive for me to hijack? I could... no. Maybe... no. Ooh, I might be able to... no. Argh! How about... sounds good enough.
LJG kicks his guitar case, causing some movement, and, due to snowballing shenanigans, out flies a camera (Video Recording Instrument). There's nothing special about the camera, except for the fact it's still on. LJG pulls out his phone (Telecommunications Instrument) and plugs the camera in. He downloads all of the video it has onto his phone, which has just enough storage to hold it. He scrolls through the video until he gets to a part where he sees the Iron Prince. Now, you may be wondering, how did this happen. Well, as mentioned earlier, LJG has been here the entire time, just floating around sleeping. However, always makes sure to turn on a camera before he goes to sleep so that he can make sure to not get mugged. This is why inside of his guitar case, there are a ton of mirrors (Light Deflection Instrument) that redirect the video to see straight outside of the guitar case. However, this does make the video very small, but it's still visible. Anyways, LJG opens up some video editing software and starts splicing up the video. Once he's finished, he lawyers his way into their communication systems via his phone, and sends the following message to a single ship.
Stop. Do not keep try ing some madman will take you down.
The video itself is of variable quality, but it is easy to tell that the person talking is, in fact, the Iron Prince. This gives the pilots no choice but to stop their ship and leave.
I'm gonna steal myself a spaceship.
"Oh please, that's not me," says the Iron Prince. "At least try to take my identity while I'm not talking to you in front of your face."
20/40

I toss 4 charges into the Shadowscythe to repair and possibly empower it
You repair the shadowscythe by 1 charge.
Red Matter Katana || Graphene

I pull out a portal, and that portal gives me a Lightsaber.

3/50
Red Matter Katana || Graphene = Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. A Red Matter Katana, but it's molecular structure has been optimized for even more cutting. Well done.
Lightsaber obtained.
12/50
ACTION: I charge towards the Godmodder! Explosively pushing off air, I accelerate beyond what the ground would be able to handle, flying over entities. My arms are thrown back. In the final step before I reach the Godmodder, I look like---

--------nd the godmodder is stunned. Not by any magic or spell, but because for an instant there, my position was clear. Clearer then anything else's could be, in this world. And that sort of thing doesn't happen often, does it? So the Godmodder- and everyone else- suddenly knows my exact position. 0.2312345928379000192333283737166629300198778277893661963729876255342618 meters to the Godmodder's left, charging in a line that, if I had been 0.23123(...) meters to the right would collide directly with them, with exactly 4.890198276366849261099374982626234029204738 meters remaining in the line of charging forwards before my position becomes simply 0.23123(...) to the Godmodder's left.
And, in that instant of surprise, and perhaps of remembering a past instance, IJW being muted and acting anyway, perhaps? In that instant, my speed changes. One cannot know both the speed and velocity of a particle perfectly. Thus, when the world gained perfect knowledge of my position, my velocity was lost and re-randomized.
I arrive somewhere in the Godmodders vicinity, and spin, launching the cyan energy sphere into the Godmodder. A flicker of spatial magic- not enough to use a charge- and the Godmodder doesn't get sent flying, or at least not visibly. With a twitch of time, I reverse my momentum and spin backwards, rending a long tear in them with my scythe. using my 2950(?) IQ from the cerebrocrown, I spot the exact moment their grip loosens on one of the artefacts their holding- or on all of them- and fire focused beams of explosive spatial energy, using my underrstanding of the cosmos. The beams explode on impact, simultaneously hurting the Godmodder and sending the artefacts flying. I take another energy-step off the air, then kick off the Godmodders head to launch myself towards the dropped artefact, grabbing it. With a twist, I turn my head 180 degrees and breath cyan fire on them, blocking their vision for my return.
In my return, I again look exactly the same as the first image- the new artefact cloaked. - and so appear inside their guard, a blade of swirling cyan light embedding in their torso followed swiftly by a horizontal scythe-slash, imbued with weak information-rending by the image I've used. This property, having been from out of left field, startles the Godmodder long enough for me to look up at them and open my mouth as if to talk.
Out flows a river of frozen flames.
As they recoil, or perhaps power through it, I concentrate for a moment, and start sending out a large quantity of projectiles, each homing in on one of the Godmodder's artefacts, a deceptive rhythm to the bolts which throws them off. After the Godmodder recovers, the bolts stop, but I grab any further artefacts they dropped.

BONUS: I do (/ check) spacial spear (i wrote down the code, remember?) && ascended energy.
You do your attack, and the Godmodder's grip loosens ever so slightly, and the Devil's Damnation goes flying out of her hands.
"....I totally meant for that to happen."
PREVIEW: Spatial Spear && Ascended Energy = Spatial Energy. I'm starting to see a pattern here.
35/50

The girl stares at the giant for a moment and waves. "(...holy hell thats a lot of defense.) FighTING Goldem or whatever you are, you better not do shit without my command. Anyways, friend enough I suppose. I'm here on a sort-of diplomatic mission, although partially here for my own purposes as well. Namely, blacksmithing, since I'm in the Plane of Fire at all. So if you could kindly direct me towards a really really really hot flame that would be cooleo."

"Y͐̍͛ͥ́o̽̈ͤͪ̈̈́͌ͯu̢͊̾́̚͟ ̂̈́͛ͨͩ̓̐͟ȧ͋̿ͧ͒̋ͣrͤ̎ͣ͑́͆̚͢͝͠e̎̃̇̑ͥ͟ ͫ̎̕aͬ̾ͩ̿ͣ̔͋ͥ͘͠͞ ͬ͊͊͛ͤ͋̈́ͩ͝͡b̨ͦ̓͑̆̌̆̏̀lͣ̎̆ͮȁ̑͋̄̅͛c̴̶ͫ̌ͮ͂̔ͬ̓̚͠k̾ͤ͒̇̓̓͟s͌͛͆ͣ͏m̧̃ͤ̊̈i̷̵͑͊ͪ̈̓̄͡t̆͑̄̃ͦ͘͞h̏ͦ͏̡?ͥͪ ͫ͌ͮͭ̑̏W̴̛̓ͥ̀̀ͭ́̚o̷ͣ͗̂̈́ͮ͡n͗̓̀̊ͯͥd̄̌͊̔̾ͭ̓̆ë̿͞͡r̨̧͗͂f̸͐͐ͨ̒͢u͒͌̋ͮl̔̈͊́ͣͣ̃͂͢.̵̾̿͒̓̓ ̶ͮ̍̅͛ͭ̑̈̅I̎ͧ͛́ͣͥ̄̂̎͘͞f̴̡ͫ͗̒́̂̉̐̂̚ ͌̈̅͋̐ͪ͂̈́̀w̡ͭ̀ͣ͑̑ͥͬe̊̄͡ ̛̓̃̄͝a͑̎ͮ̏͞r̛͒́ͭ͛̇eͮ͗ͨͧͮ̔ ̵̈́̄ͮ͗ͨͨtͧͥ͐̽̍̀͟o̢̎ͨ̾ͮ̑͟͝ ̔̀̓̉ͭŗͤ̍̆̃́͜ë̚͏̛t̷̔̈̎ͮ̐͊ͭ͑̀͘à̶̴̒̇ͥ̒k̡͆͘e̢͑̑̌̍͒ͨ̈́ͫ̚͞ ̑̿̈́̓t̛̿ͧ̎͊̄͞h̵̛ͥ́̾ͥ͛͐͠ȩ́ ̛͑͒̆Aͩ͌̈́͞xͮ̊͂͌̄͐͘e̴̸͒̄͑͠,̢̑̅ͨ̔̆͡ ̋̚͘w̨̢ͫ̾̎̕ę̋̎ͪ͂͐̉̃ͫͦ ̴̨̀̒̋̽̇̔w̨̄̆̔͜͏įͩ́ͣ͋ͥ̓ͭ͢lͤ̉ͧ͋͗͘lͥ̐̿͘͠ ̷̌͂͠n̆̈́ͤ͡͏e̴ͥ͒͐̽̿ȩ̓͋ͭ̑̊͑̔̎͟d̷̀̾ͬ̓̌̀͟ ̴ͬ̋mͭ͆̈́̈oͨͤ̒̅ͯͯ̀̚̚͠rͩͭ͛̏͊̔e̢ͭ͌͐ͥ̈̔ͪ͡ ̵ͨw̸̷̓͌̃̔́̂͋̀eͮ̑̎̌͂̈́͂̚͜a̵ͤ̇̑ͣ̀̅ͦ̀p̾ͥͩ̒ͤo̊ͣ̍ͮͤͬͥ̈n̽̌ͩͣ͒ͮ̚͏̵̨s͐͗.̵̡̔ͭ ̸̄́Aͦ̋̃ͬ͗̋̄̕ ̡ͯ̏̀̚͝f̵͊ͬͮ͂ͥͨ͐͠l͌̀̉͛̈͗̚͡a̧̾̐̈̈́ͬͣ͐̒ͬ͡m̔ͩ̚͘͢͠ě̸̡ ̋ͣ̈́̒̓̿ͪ̕͜ş̷ͩ̾ͣ͞h̷̵̏̎͂a̓̅ͨͩl̸̇͗̽̓͊ͧl̶ͫ̏̋ ̽ͧ̎ͣ͠b̔͆ͧe̴̊ ̡͒ͫ̆͂͝gͩ̋ͩ̆͟iͥ̀ͮ̈ͥ̎͊vͪ͛ͬ̑ͭͤ͜͠͏e̷̐͛͂̅̅͒ͥn̂̀.́̋̑͋͂̈́͐"

The Godmodder uses the impossibly heavy Lunar Shield to cause Revolver Ocelot to Blast Off, and picks up the Lesser Stave, only to snap it over her knees. This releases a Plant Elemental inside, which quickly hides behind her.
"Now, you see the secrets people have tried to hide for too long."

To spite Leather Jacket Guy, P5 rips the mini-ecosystem's trees out of the ground using telekinesis, and sends them spinning at high speeds like sawblades at Zeyron, the Amalgamation, and the Mithral Golem for 50k damage each. On impact, each of these improvised wooden projectiles burst into a storm of splinters, which happens to inconveniently embed themselves into each of the players for 2 damage each. This does glance off of Karpinsky's armour.

The Elder Fire Elementals burn Zeyron and the Mithral Golem for 33k damage each. The Mithral Golem strikes the Amalgamation for 36k damage.
+7 PG Morale
-2 AG Morale

The Daemon picks up the Devil's Damanation, and shoots BOBeoj with gun Megatron for 10 Damage. The Megatrons smash the Mithral Golem for a reduced 6k damage.
-1 AG Morale

BOBeoj stabs the Daemon in a headbutt with the Delirium Coronet in retaliation, dealing 14 Psychic damage as the Daemon's mind struggles to deal with the insanity mists it's inhaled. Certsa places the palm of his Single Void Glove onto the Daemon's temple, and sends a pulse of information-destroying energy through it, which erases a portion of the Daemon's forbidden lore locked inside it's mind. This deals a further 14 damage to it.

Zeyron uses the power of the Phoenix Crown, to send a Long-Range Jet of Fire towards the Daemon, burning the Spatial Energy Charges to deal a boosted 22 damage to it. The Drones follow up with another 10 damage as well. The Amalgamation uses Blood, draining Mithral from the Mithral Golem, dealing 60k damage, and restoring 60k to itself, as well as also acquiring it's magic immunity.

The Iron Prince directs a portion of his ships to hold their actions, while five of his ships aim and fire to destroy the thing. With it destroyed, he sends another two ships to pick up it's remains.
"Let's talk now. First of all, what the heck did you just do? In my very long life, I have never seen anything like this. And I don't want to see it. Patch it up. Right now."
He seems quite spooked.

Auma heals Za Hando to full, which the Iron Prince notices.
"...Did you seriously go and clone the Starmaker?"

The Dark Beast breaks apart the Shield Lock.
"...Oh. It's defected."

Za Hando obliterates another four attack ships.
"...And are you really attacking my forces while I'm trying to talk to you? You're all just so... uncoordinated. Can we even have a dialogue without any of you trying to work behind my back?"
-5 PG Morale
+2 AG Morale

Itinerary:
Stop the invasion of TOG's Universe.
Facility Information

The Plane of Fire:

[N][ELITE] Logi. 520,000/520,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[N] Lava Hound. 117,000/117,000 Hp.

[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +15,000 Attack. [A] Voidsteel Saber. +2,000 Attack. 1 ACpierce. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG-TOG] Iron Godlem. 409,000/409,000 Hp. 3 AC. Stats tentative ATM.... +9,000 MHP per round.

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Void. You are in the space outside universes.
PG MORALE: 62%
AG MORALE: 46%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] Attack Ship. 100,000/100,000 Hp. x29
[PG] Attack Ship. 100,000/100,000 Hp. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack.
[PG] Attack Ship. 100,000/100,000 Hp. [A] 18D.
[PG] Half of an Attack Ship. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[PG] Universal Shield. 500,000/500,000 Hp. Blocking Entry into Universe!

[???] Hole In The Void. Creatures entering every round!

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 241,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
[AG-ORIGIN] Trojan Spaceship. 40,000/40,000 Hp. +10,000 MHP per round!
[AG-TOG] Dark Beast. 125,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. Defected!
[AG-TOG] Za Hando. 400,000/400,000 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG-ORIGIN] Boulder. 20,000/20,000 Hp. Bodyguarding ORIGIN!
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron The Deathless. 42,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 2/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. [A] Blackguard Pants. +3 AC.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 40,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 98,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 2/5. Metal: 7/7. Godmod: 7/11. Immune to Magic.
[AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 28,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1.
[AG-JOE] Mithral Golem. 40,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic.
[AG] Winkins. 16/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 62,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[AG] Astrec. 16/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] The Godarm. +100,000 Attack. +2 AC. Improved Summoning Charges: 2. Space Energy Charges: 9. Clockwork-ized!
[AG] ParadoxDragon 8/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 6/11. +13,000 Attack.
[AG] JOE. 18/20 Hp. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Ascended Energy Charge: 1 [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 1.
[AG] Smirk. 12/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack.
[AG] Karpinsky. 14/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge.

Everyone gets a +3. Next Update on Friday.
 
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