DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

Ender_Smirk · Jul 7, 2019

Neo picks up the Time Stone, and puts it in the slot he had placed the Power Stone earlier. Then he quickly rushes off to fill in some plotholes I have described in the Discord, mainly those of his past self getting here from the future, and the setup involving telling Smirk about the Power Stone, and giving Smirk the general design specs to use for the first iteration of his planned Trustatton model robot, once he can find a spirit to give it to. Then, he waits for everyone to get into the inevitable argument over what to do with the Stones now that Thanatos is gone, as well as anyone barging in now that the barrier blocking the outside is down.

The Ego · Jul 8, 2019

Epilogue Dop 1

JOEbob said:
CGOC picks up the Banhammer and hands it to CGC, who puts it in the stasis pod they'll be using.
Cake Guy proceeds to rush forwards and grab the Reality gem, which they quickly put to use making The Cake healed. TIS WORK S ESCPESHULY WEL BECUSK CAKES ARE FULNDALMENTAL PORTS OF RELIAYT... yeah sure whatever...
The above is all 3 of Cake Guy's actions.
CGOC spends his two remaining actions- or maybe 3- on helping the voidship along by making cake golems which will work on it too.
CGC points out the cute regen buckler should have regenned them. Then they cast a spacial expansion spell on the Stasis pod, allowing them to fit an entire voidship in there when they go in (they will be going in, once the intermission proper ends, or maybe sooner.)

[FREE] CGC then walks over to Pweron Dum.
"Sorry about wasting all of your interdimensional credit card, but if I hadn't done it Thanos would so..."
"I did try to give you the card a few times but it didn't take."
"Anyway, you were wonder what's up with Cake GuHALLO I AM CKAIEK MAN I MAKE CAKES WOULD U LIEK TO MAKE ME CKAESKS?
"Ahem. I'm talking" OKIE FINE I;L VBE QUEST WHILE FIXING TEH CAKES HEALTH WITH THE POWER OF LOGCIL
"That refers to when your method actually makes... nevermind."
"So anyway, you don't get what's up with Adrian, I take it? Well, it all starts a long time ago, in a universe far away..."
"During the Psi War, a war by a Godmodder to destroy all that was Godmodding, the Psi Godmodder needed more reinforcements, descended specifically. One planet his forces searched was... well, not that exciting of a place, really. but on the Planet lived Adrian Celstus. and no, I can't name my source for this in too much detail. obviously, Adrian was a descended."
"Now, Adrian's mind was a special case. you know those quests where like 10 people are controling one character? It was like that, sort of..."
"Except instead of inputs from the merely interested, they got inputs from descendants from the far future"
"so perhaps it all started a long time ahead in a galaxy soon to be forgotten by the stars..."
"There was a descendant named JOE. or, no, not really. There was a universe that was a descended, and it sent out selves."
"most of them were named JOE."
"The dominant self, a straight, souped up expression of the universe's magic system, fought in a war, a Godmodding war, against the greatest Godmodder known at the time."
"and then a miracle, or perhaps a tragedy, occurred."
"they seized a specific mote of power, and then another self rose and took it. With that mote, they took control for a long, long while."
"This was a future dominant self, one focused more on the concept of descendancy then magic... They took the body and held it. and when they finally, finally left, they had left their mark as well."
"Time... passed it by."
"And the mark grew to dominance, forgetting all the specifics, and took part in the next Godmodding war, the greatest since Psi. the greatest Possible since Psi."
"They took part on the side of the Godmodder. because of course they did."
"Then the first self began seizing back control, snatching away turns and actions every so often."
"During this time is when they and others reached back to Psi's time, or thought they did, and manipulated Celstus."
"And then a Miracle, or perhaps a tragedy, occurred."
"The Dominant incarnation of JOE of that distant future won a vote to become "a cake themed descendant". They had their hooks in, then."
"So Celstus was to become of Cake, and when other descendants grew bored, JOE kept nudging, pushing, for an obsession that would be easy to control."
"Back in the greatest Godmodding War since Psi, or perhaps Ever..."
"A Tragedy Occurred."
"And in the endless moment of that Tragedy, the still-dominant self reached back in time to the specific mote of power and took control."
"They hated that time's self for the control it snatched back, and that time's remnants would hate them for this seizure and the later subsumement."
"And so the Loop closes."
"At any rate, while they control that time's self with the mote of stolen power,there is an opening leading to this event rising to their attention in the middle of a fight with a dark god."
"So the consciousness goes through time and joins the (quite well manipulated and quite insane) Cake Guy, as me; in this body."
"Cake Guys Cake."
"Oh, and the cause of the opening leading to the original form of this event rising to their attention is probably, pseudoparadoxically, this very reenactment."
"I hope that clears everything up."

Entity suggestion: The Cake uses its action to heal its mooks?

Karpinsky said:
FOCUS:

I'll take the Gauntlet itself. Never know when that'll come in handy. The gems can go to other people.

Nedben said:
Good game, everyone.

Perhaps it would be best to elect a bearer for the unified gauntlet. Simply shattering it will cause it to be regathered and whatnot.

FOCUS: The Despara communion sorts some affairs out and prepares to transcend back beyond the looms of fate and the weaves of reality.

paradoxdragon said:
(FOCUS) The ethereal echo imprint in the Force pulses once, twice then fades away in a healing burst of energy...it has fulfilled its purpose...and it gives what information it has collected to...a being...somewhere far away...leaving behind an Artefact of the Force for others to remember it by.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
The Thing's eye turns into a massive maw and sucks up the Space Stone, and Soul Stone. If it can, it also takes the Mind Stone. The Thing's maw reforms into a eye, and a mixture of smugness and anticipation radiates from it.
It then flies off, to meet with a certain elven archmage.

Ender_Smirk said:
Neo picks up the Time Stone, and puts it in the slot he had placed the Power Stone earlier. Then he quickly rushes off to fill in some plotholes I have described in the Discord, mainly those of his past self getting here from the future, and the setup involving telling Smirk about the Power Stone, and giving Smirk the general design specs to use for the first iteration of his planned Trustatton model robot, once he can find a spirit to give it to. Then, he waits for everyone to get into the inevitable argument over what to do with the Stones now that Thanatos is gone, as well as anyone barging in now that the barrier blocking the outside is down.

skele

DCCCV · Jul 30, 2019

Everyone, thank you all for waiting. As we ease back to the main story, let's see what happens after Thanos was defeated....

JOEbob said:
CGOC picks up the Banhammer and hands it to CGC, who puts it in the stasis pod they'll be using.
Cake Guy proceeds to rush forwards and grab the Reality gem, which they quickly put to use making The Cake healed. TIS WORK S ESCPESHULY WEL BECUSK CAKES ARE FULNDALMENTAL PORTS OF RELIAYT... yeah sure whatever...
The above is all 3 of Cake Guy's actions.
CGOC spends his two remaining actions- or maybe 3- on helping the voidship along by making cake golems which will work on it too.
CGC points out the cute regen buckler should have regenned them. Then they cast a spacial expansion spell on the Stasis pod, allowing them to fit an entire voidship in there when they go in (they will be going in, once the intermission proper ends, or maybe sooner.)

[FREE] CGC then walks over to Pweron Dum.
"Sorry about wasting all of your interdimensional credit card, but if I hadn't done it Thanos would so..."
"I did try to give you the card a few times but it didn't take."
"Anyway, you were wonder what's up with Cake GuHALLO I AM CKAIEK MAN I MAKE CAKES WOULD U LIEK TO MAKE ME CKAESKS?
"Ahem. I'm talking" OKIE FINE I;L VBE QUEST WHILE FIXING TEH CAKES HEALTH WITH THE POWER OF LOGCIL
"That refers to when your method actually makes... nevermind."
"So anyway, you don't get what's up with Adrian, I take it? Well, it all starts a long time ago, in a universe far away..."
"During the Psi War, a war by a Godmodder to destroy all that was Godmodding, the Psi Godmodder needed more reinforcements, descended specifically. One planet his forces searched was... well, not that exciting of a place, really. but on the Planet lived Adrian Celstus. and no, I can't name my source for this in too much detail. obviously, Adrian was a descended."
"Now, Adrian's mind was a special case. you know those quests where like 10 people are controling one character? It was like that, sort of..."
"Except instead of inputs from the merely interested, they got inputs from descendants from the far future"
"so perhaps it all started a long time ahead in a galaxy soon to be forgotten by the stars..."
"There was a descendant named JOE. or, no, not really. There was a universe that was a descended, and it sent out selves."
"most of them were named JOE."
"The dominant self, a straight, souped up expression of the universe's magic system, fought in a war, a Godmodding war, against the greatest Godmodder known at the time."
"and then a miracle, or perhaps a tragedy, occurred."
"they seized a specific mote of power, and then another self rose and took it. With that mote, they took control for a long, long while."
"This was a future dominant self, one focused more on the concept of descendancy then magic... They took the body and held it. and when they finally, finally left, they had left their mark as well."
"Time... passed it by."
"And the mark grew to dominance, forgetting all the specifics, and took part in the next Godmodding war, the greatest since Psi. the greatest Possible since Psi."
"They took part on the side of the Godmodder. because of course they did."
"Then the first self began seizing back control, snatching away turns and actions every so often."
"During this time is when they and others reached back to Psi's time, or thought they did, and manipulated Celstus."
"And then a Miracle, or perhaps a tragedy, occurred."
"The Dominant incarnation of JOE of that distant future won a vote to become "a cake themed descendant". They had their hooks in, then."
"So Celstus was to become of Cake, and when other descendants grew bored, JOE kept nudging, pushing, for an obsession that would be easy to control."
"Back in the greatest Godmodding War since Psi, or perhaps Ever..."
"A Tragedy Occurred."
"And in the endless moment of that Tragedy, the still-dominant self reached back in time to the specific mote of power and took control."
"They hated that time's self for the control it snatched back, and that time's remnants would hate them for this seizure and the later subsumement."
"And so the Loop closes."
"At any rate, while they control that time's self with the mote of stolen power,there is an opening leading to this event rising to their attention in the middle of a fight with a dark god."
"So the consciousness goes through time and joins the (quite well manipulated and quite insane) Cake Guy, as me; in this body."
"Cake Guys Cake."
"Oh, and the cause of the opening leading to the original form of this event rising to their attention is probably, pseudoparadoxically, this very reenactment."
"I hope that clears everything up."

Entity suggestion: The Cake uses its action to heal its mooks?

Unfortuantely, the Banhammer fades away before CGOC can pick it up. Thanos Godmodder BS, a one-fingered salute at you. CGC does get regenned though. Cake Guy has the Reality Stone, which he uses to heal The Cake for 20,000 Hp, because I am ruling that Cakes are not necessarily a vital part of reality! Why else would the peasants be angry at Marie Antoinette? The Stasis Pod can now fit a Voidship, which is now at +30% Progress!
I also see Adrian and JOE's backstory. That is most definitely a sequence of words.

Karpinsky said:
FOCUS:

I'll take the Gauntlet itself. Never know when that'll come in handy. The gems can go to other people.

You now have the Infinity Gauntlet!

Nedben said:
Good game, everyone.

Perhaps it would be best to elect a bearer for the unified gauntlet. Simply shattering it will cause it to be regathered and whatnot.

FOCUS: The Despara communion sorts some affairs out and prepares to transcend back beyond the looms of fate and the weaves of reality.

You sort out some nebulous affairs!

paradoxdragon said:
(FOCUS) The ethereal echo imprint in the Force pulses once, twice then fades away in a healing burst of energy...it has fulfilled its purpose...and it gives what information it has collected to...a being...somewhere far away...leaving behind an Artefact of the Force for others to remember it by.

You leave behind an Artifact of Force.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
The Thing's eye turns into a massive maw and sucks up the Space Stone, and Soul Stone. If it can, it also takes the Mind Stone. The Thing's maw reforms into a eye, and a mixture of smugness and anticipation radiates from it.
It then flies off, to meet with a certain elven archmage.

Simultaneously holding three Infinity Gems in tandem causes you to take 3,~~000~~ Damage. As you attempt to fly off, the gravity exerted by the Black Moon pulls you towards it.

Ender_Smirk said:
Neo picks up the Time Stone, and puts it in the slot he had placed the Power Stone earlier. Then he quickly rushes off to fill in some plotholes I have described in the Discord, mainly those of his past self getting here from the future, and the setup involving telling Smirk about the Power Stone, and giving Smirk the general design specs to use for the first iteration of his planned Trustatton model robot, once he can find a spirit to give it to. Then, he waits for everyone to get into the inevitable argument over what to do with the Stones now that Thanatos is gone, as well as anyone barging in now that the barrier blocking the outside is down.

You now have the Time Stone!

As you stand about, the Relativistic Jet of the BLACK HOLE MOON rotates to face the battlefield. A cocktail of high-energy radiation, coupled with hyperkinetic particles impact, igniting the ground. This continual stream carves its way across the ground, burning a circular symbol into the earth. From the smoke rises a massive being easily two hundred feet in height. In its hands are a pair of two weapons: One a greatsword shining with the golden light of an angry sun, countless runes and sigils dancing across its apparent surface; the other a simple black hatchet, blade and handle carved entirely from a seared black wood. A fractal halo of primordial plasma dances just behind his head, backlighting the being to a point where it's reduced to a silhouette against the fires behind him.
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Surtur's voice booms across the landscape, catching everyone off-guard as it becomes the only thing they can notice, everything else mattering little as the description above gets obscured behind the glory of his speech. Moving with a grace unnatural for a being of his stature, Surtur raises his weapons, ready for a fight.

A battle against Surtur, as a Warm-Up to getting back into the hang of DtG. If you wish to fight Surtur, you may switch to a new alignment, [AS], or Anti-Surtur. Otherwise, you are free to do whatever you want as a Descended with no obligations. Fighting Surtur should be relatively straightforward, hit him with everything at hand on the battlefield, maybe clear up all the artifacts a bit by using them? On my end, this will be an exercise to see how well I can write descriptions and cool, visually stunning attacks for a Fire Person. With that all said, let's have some fun.

Weather: BLACK MOON. Power: 100%. Loses Power each round. Releases Heat on one Target.

[N][BOSS] Surtur. 1,800,000/1,800,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. 100,000 Regen. [A] Laevateinn. Strong Power. Divinium. [A] The Axe. Overwhelming Power. Targeted by Black Moon! +100,000 Regen.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[A-Part] Splinter Glaive. Uses: 6. Strong Power! Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flamethrowers. Uses: 3. Faint Power!
[A-Part] RPG Arm. Uses: 3. Ignores Dodge! Moderate Power!
[A] Tesla Canon. Uses: 3. Moderate Power!
[A-Part] Glaive Arm. Can Attacc, but also Protecc! Faint Power!
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm. 90% Accuracy! Destroys AC! More effective with consecutive use. Moderate Power!
[A] Acidic Spray. Uses: 2! Faint Power!
[A] Artifact of Force. Uses: 1. Strong Power!

[AT] Pweron Dum. 65/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura! [A] Regen Buckler. 1 Hp Regen/Round.
[PC-Pastry Paladin][BOSS] The Cake 140,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 2/6. To me, confectionarians: 6/8. Renown: [0]. Kingdom size: [13]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Mooks. 1/4 Hp. [KoK]. x 10
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[AT-JOE???] VOIDSHIP: 38% constructed.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 100,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 75,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 5/10, Faster when manned.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 5/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK]
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 3/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3. [KoK] [A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen!
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 25,000/100,000 Hp. 37,500/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].

[AT] Pastry Paladin. 15/20 Hp. [A] Reality Gem. Strong Power.
[AT] Kit. 15/20 Hp. [A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 15/20 Hp. [A] Power Index Finger. Grafted! Mana: 10/10. Point and Click: 1/3. [A] Time Gem. Strong Power.
[AT] Loony. 15/20 Hp. [A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: 1. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people. [A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts. Uses: 4. Moderate Power! [A] Animal Masks in a bag. [A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this?
[AT] Hungry Visitor. 15/20 Hp. [A] The Blue/Purple Card. Uses: 1. Moderate Power.
[AT] BLAZING DEITY. 52/60 Hp. Ready to mess a mother up. [?] The Burden. [A] Space Gem. Strong Power. [A] Soul Gem. Strong Power. Simulating an afterlife. [A] Mind Gem. Strong Power. Overwhelmed by Infinity!
[AT] Desparademon. 15/20 Hp. [?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 15/20 Hp. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|.
[AT] [REDACTED]. 20/20 Hp. [A] Infinity Gauntlet. Durability: 2. Strong Power!

JOEbob · Jul 30, 2019

Cake Guy casts "Ice Cream!" on The Cake, causing the Ice that gradually condenses on it (due to its everfreeze icing) to turn into icecream, healing it over time.
Also it's invulnerable at the moment due to the number of KoK.
CGC3 spends all actionson the Voidship (flavour to come? limitted, since I literally have 8 actions per round or maybe 9 and i made a show of that being difficult ic or something.)
CGOC wipesdirt off themselves, healing themselves. Then,They grab a wrench and tell it to fix the Stasis pod, and they're so threatening, it works! Lastly, they pick up the splinter glaive and swing it at Surtur, while noting that they're not too durable and would rather not die so if Surtur lowers them to 1 they'll just be quiet.

Winkins · Jul 30, 2019

Looking at the last Moonchunk left in his bag, the Loony uses a scoop to scoop up the last moon piece left and put it in the Micromoon Slingshot for one more shot.

Now let's see what's the last moonchunk he's been holding...

Is that... ice cream? Wait what?

Before I can contemplate on the existence of ice cream moons, the slingshot fires the creamy moonchunk into the the air. and within the next second, the sky is blocked with the impending view of the shockingly ice cream scoop-like celestial body heading down on the field.

paradoxdragon · Jul 30, 2019

(X3)An Empty Void waits...as The Paradragonic Medic responds to the Call...(+3CP)

CP:6

Nedben · Jul 30, 2019

"Diacritics that obscure the meaning you choose to use are offensive!"

Rallied by the power of diacritics,
FOCUS:
The things that gouge glory and kill, the placid frost of the arrows of the end come forth. From one's own voice, silence and death. The frazzling excess and flood of description-drowning flame is turned from fire to the icy void. In every direction but particularly the voicebox and text quirk, Surtur is impaled from within as the divinity-wrangling power of the demons against false justice tears the firey one apart with their own wordstuff.

It would be a shame if that description was unreadable, no?

FlamingFlapjacks · Jul 31, 2019

The Deiteye flings the Soul Stone to JOE, then utilizes the three Descended Souls it is made of to wrangle the Space and Mind ones, holding them into the air, utilizing its powers to hold off the backlash of infinity. Then, it opens a wormhole with the Space Stone, and flies into it. It's instantly transported hundreds of thousands of miles, or at least the Voidic equivalent of them, appearing in a feared part of the Void: The Game's home. The place where the numerous dead, sterile, and void sessions of SBURB lay. No-one has been able to find where the active sessions are, but there are plenty of ones for Deiteye to scour here. Using the Space Stone to scan every single session here, Mageye searches through all the sessions until he comes across the thing that he's looking for. A item very rarely generated in SBURB, and one that has never been recorded to be taken out of SBURB. With a telekinetic pull from the Space Stone, the item is ripped out of the ground where it was hidden, and is teleported in front of Deiteye, almost as big as he is. He shrinks it down, and plops it into hammerspace, letting out his equivalent of a grin, a sense of smugness radiating from him to anyone watching.
The Tumor is his.

Ender_Smirk · Jul 31, 2019

Neo looks at Surtur, and asks, "What form of reward, oh Fire Lord. Some forms of rewards may be of use to me, but the type is important."

DCCCV · Aug 1, 2019

JOEbob said:
Cake Guy casts "Ice Cream!" on The Cake, causing the Ice that gradually condenses on it (due to its everfreeze icing) to turn into icecream, healing it over time.
Also it's invulnerable at the moment due to the number of KoK.
CGC3 spends all actionson the Voidship (flavour to come? limitted, since I literally have 8 actions per round or maybe 9 and i made a show of that being difficult ic or something.)
CGOC wipesdirt off themselves, healing themselves. Then,They grab a wrench and tell it to fix the Stasis pod, and they're so threatening, it works! Lastly, they pick up the splinter glaive and swing it at Surtur, while noting that they're not too durable and would rather not die so if Surtur lowers them to 1 they'll just be quiet.

You apply a regeneration effect to The Cake, and your entities are ordered!

Winkins said:
Looking at the last Moonchunk left in his bag, the Loony uses a scoop to scoop up the last moon piece left and put it in the Micromoon Slingshot for one more shot.

Now let's see what's the last moonchunk he's been holding...

Is that... ice cream? Wait what?

Before I can contemplate on the existence of ice cream moons, the slingshot fires the creamy moonchunk into the the air. and within the next second, the sky is blocked with the impending view of the shockingly ice cream scoop-like celestial body heading down on the field.

You use the High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot! Lunar Impact Weather Effect Applied!

paradoxdragon said:
(X3)An Empty Void waits...as The Paradragonic Medic responds to the Call...(+3CP)

CP:6

You charge!

Nedben said:
"Diacritics that obscure the meaning you choose to use are offensive!"

Rallied by the power of diacritics,
FOCUS:
The things that gouge glory and kill, the placid frost of the arrows of the end come forth. From one's own voice, silence and death. The frazzling excess and flood of description-drowning flame is turned from fire to the icy void. In every direction but particularly the voicebox and text quirk, Surtur is impaled from within as the divinity-wrangling power of the demons against false justice tears the firey one apart with their own wordstuff.

It would be a shame if that description was unreadable, no?

Surtur is struck in several places for 70,000 Damage. In particular, the bolt in the larynx lowers the intensity of his speech!
"Ȍͨͪ̆̃̒ͧ͠Ȏ̢ͬ͠F͂̔,̢̛͌̓͑ ̶ͥ́͡O͂͑̇̽̒͂Ù̸̸ͬͯ̇C̨͂̑̋̒̑͢͠H̢ͮ̏̍ͨ͐ͪ͛̀,̃̏͒ͪ̎̍͂̉ͩ͜ ̵ͫ̃ͫ͒̇͆O̓̀̅̑̔̈͠W͛̅́I̵̵͆͌͆̇ͤ̉͒̔Ê̡̧͑̒̑͂.̛̛̇ͪ̔ "
As he pulls the arrows from his neck, head, chest, stomach, knee and leg, he diminishes in size ever so slightly!
"̈̀͘Į̇̔̓͟T̴̈ͤͨ̌̔'ͦ̈́̈͊̅͋ͣͨ̀S̉̉ ̧̽͊̓̚̚͜Bͧ̅͑̆ͫ̌͘͏Ē̷̌ͣ͒̐ͮ̀E̛ͯ̎̀ͮ͊̂͆̔Nͩ̉ͤ̀ͦ͏͡ ̨ͦͣ͋̽́͌̚Sͫ̎̔̒ͤ̑ͤͤͧ͝͠O̴ͫͮ̏̐͐̾ͮ̾ ̢ͤ̏̋ͫ̈͟͝LͯͨO̸̷ͫ̓ͧ͒͂̅ͬ͂Ñ͠G̽̀͢ ̨ͮ̏͊ͪ͛̚͢Ŝ̌̂̆͒ͦI̷͗ͩ̓ͪͦ̍͏N̸̸̒͒̀͐ͮC̨̒͑̿̎̌̿E̸ͭͤͪ̍̉͌ͬͩ͑ ͧ̅̓̌̎́ͮͭI̧ͭ̿̆̍'̵̈́̌̌͛̿͡V̶̷̋͆͌̋ͮ́͛̚͠Eͦ̃ ̂͐ͯ̑ͩ̀ͫ͌̚̕F̶̆͌̐͑ͨÈ̀̅͑ͪͥͫͧL̷̑͛̍ͯ̚T̏ͮ͏̶ ̧̅ͦͨ̍̎̆͞F̢̄̀̅̐R̾̇͂̋́ͥ̽͗ͬ̀O̧̡ͬ͆͛ͮ͒S̀̍̉͌̅͑̃̾̀̕T͐ͪ̂̽͗̊̍̚͟͢͏ ̀͗͒͏͘M̴ͯ̎́͆̈́͜Ã̏ͪ͑G͋ͦ̓ͤͯͧ͒ͮ͘͡͡I̶ͮ͂ͭ̓̆C̸ͫ̎ͦ̓̑̇͂̌͜͢ ͒̑͌Ţͥͫ̌H̷͂́I̧̨̓Ş̎̈́̓̄̋̕͠ ̊̋ͦ̇̈́̒ͣ͡S̽̋ͭ̈ͬ̍ͥ̉͜T̸͒̌̿ͭ̓ͩRͧ̓̐ͯ̍̎͋Ō̷̃ͪ̕N͗̔̏̈ͮͪ͠Gͣ̔ͯ̒.̋̐"̊̾ͯ̐ͥ͒͏͠

FlamingFlapjacks said:
The Deiteye flings the Soul Stone to JOE, then utilizes the three Descended Souls it is made of to wrangle the Space and Mind ones, holding them into the air, utilizing its powers to hold off the backlash of infinity. Then, it opens a wormhole with the Space Stone, and flies into it. It's instantly transported hundreds of thousands of miles, or at least the Voidic equivalent of them, appearing in a feared part of the Void: The Game's home. The place where the numerous dead, sterile, and void sessions of SBURB lay. No-one has been able to find where the active sessions are, but there are plenty of ones for Deiteye to scour here. Using the Space Stone to scan every single session here, Mageye searches through all the sessions until he comes across the thing that he's looking for. A item very rarely generated in SBURB, and one that has never been recorded to be taken out of SBURB. With a telekinetic pull from the Space Stone, the item is ripped out of the ground where it was hidden, and is teleported in front of Deiteye, almost as big as he is. He shrinks it down, and plops it into hammerspace, letting out his equivalent of a grin, a sense of smugness radiating from him to anyone watching.
The Tumor is his.

You give the Pastry Paladin the Soul Stone, and he takes 3 Damage from the Power as well.

Entering The Graveyard of Creation, Blazing Deiteye obtains a Tumor. Far away from its Native World, under the light of THE SUN, a fragment of Infinity is shattered. The Ground rumbles. An unfathomably long serpentine creature emerges from the depths, it's head obscured by a brilliant white light, the entirety of its length coruscating with lightning.

Ender_Smirk said:
Neo looks at Surtur, and asks, "What form of reward, oh Fire Lord. Some forms of rewards may be of use to me, but the type is important."

"K̡͊ͮNͭ̓̌͋̉ͨ͏̸O̸̾̒W̛ͫͤ̓ͨͥͯ͡L̨̛̍̓ͩ̏ͭ̐͗̂͛Ȩ͛ͣ͐ͧͨ̒͆ͤ̎̀D̂͒́̏͗G̒ͣ̉̔ͭ̋͏̡͝E̛ͩ̇̓ͩ͢.̑̋̆̒̑̎ ͛ͩ͒̍̀Ŗͥ̇̌̓̾̀́̈́̕U̴̐̿ͯͬ̆͢L̿ͭͨͦȆ̀ͦ̆̋͘͢͢R̨̛ͪ͋̏̀̓ͮS̴̢ͤͣ̆͞Hͨ͑̋̿͆͒̚͢͡Ḯ͐ͮ̒ͤ̆͊P̾̔͐ͫͬ.͊ͣ̌́̎̃̅ͭ͡ ̢͋̓̋̽ͩ̊Ř̸ͮͦ̉͌̂E͌̾̎͢S̡ͣͤ̕͟P͛͌͋̀͞͏E͑̏̎ͩ͗̅̑͟C̓̃̊̾̈͜͠T̵̷̒̎͐ͬ.̽̿ͪ́͘ ̀̏͗̋̇̐͆͢R̍Iͬ̈́͑ͬ̽ͨ͌͞Ċ̴ͭ̍̑͡Ḧ̴̛́ͫͮ̋̍̀E̷̢̿ͥ̃̒̀͂ͣͫͨ͞S͒ͨͮ́ͯͨ̄̂̆.ͯ͐ͫ̽̈͂̀ͮ͛͠ ̡̓͒͐͂͘P̢̌ͫ͐ͤ̈̍ͬO̡͒̓̓̆̏̈́͐͝W͐̍Ĕͪ̚R̈́̈́̒̄̍̌̈́̚.ͮͩ͐̓̕͘͢ ̛̂͊̋̐ͮͫ̅̚̚͘A͌͊̅͘N̽̇̐̑̔͑̋̀Y̨ͥͮͣͥͩͮ̿͞T̡̢̉͋̃͟H̵̍ͯͮ̿̄ͯ͐I̢ͧ̾̎͂̈́ͤ̐́͠N̶̓̓̓͐̍͂̀G̸͛͑ͩ͡ ̧ͬͮ̎̓͌̿͑͟͝Ÿ́͐ͤ̋ͨͬͥ̀͟O̧͛̍̄ͭ͋ͥͣ͊̂U̷̴ͬ̊̋̕ ̊̆D͋̂͊̂̔͋ͩ̍͛͜Ĕͮ̋́ͥ̚͢͢Š̈́ͮͮ͐̋ͭI͗̑ͩ̓ͮ̅͌ͥR̨̅͐̿͜E̔ͮ̓̔ͣ̓ͧ͏̡̨.̶̛͂ͬ͠ "

The Heat of the BLACK MOON restores Surtur to full health, and he gives a hearty laugh.
"Įͫ̾ͧ͋́͢ ̵͛̂͊ͫͭ̽Aͯ̈́̍̃ͩ͗P̉̈P̍̓̅͢L̵̶ͥ̌̽̃ͨ̽̊͞A̓́̍ͪ͝͡Ű̢͐͛̈́ͫDͬ͋ͨ̿̕ ͑̍̂̓͢Y͂̓ͥ̂ͦ̑ͥO̸̸̍U̶ͧ̑̓̐͆͊͋Ŗ̽̑ͯͥͫ̎͂͡ ̴ͩ̎ͮͧ̃ͧͤE̡̛ͦ̋̄̂̀͐F͊͋̈́͒̏ͪͥ͘Ḟ̄ͯ̕O̾̏̔̍̀R̨̨̊̄͋̍ͮͪ̚͘T̅͠!ͥ͒̇̎̕͢"
He waits for anyone else to make a move on him.

CGOC heals themselves for 2 Hp, makes a wrench fix the stasis pod for 20,000 Hp, and uses the Splinter Glaive on Surtur, stabbing it into his chest. The weapon embeds metal shards into the fire-being's body, dealing 135,000 damage. This takes away 4 uses of the Glaive. ((I'm rebalancing the amount of uses it has.)). Surtur winces a bit, but manages to smile. CGC adds another 15% completion to the Voidship.

Elsewhere, a serpentine creature roars at the skies above, calling down teal bolts of lightning upon the Flaming Deity in rapid succession, dealing 15 damage.

FIELD: BLACK MOON. Power: 80%. Loses Power each round. Releases Heat on one Target.
WEATHER: LUNAR IMPACT. Will strike a Target. Can be directed! Impact in 2!

[N][BOSS] Surtur. 1,665,000/1,800,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. 100,000 Regen. [A] Laevateinn. Strong Power. Divinium. [A] The Axe. Overwhelming Power. Targeted by Black Moon! +80,000 Regen.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[A-Part] Splinter Glaive. Uses: 2. Strong Power! Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flamethrowers. Uses: 3. Faint Power!
[A-Part] RPG Arm. Uses: 3. Ignores Dodge! Moderate Power!
[A] Tesla Canon. Uses: 3. Moderate Power!
[A-Part] Glaive Arm. Can Attacc, but also Protecc! Uses: 2. Faint Power!
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm. Uses: 3. 90% Accuracy! Destroys AC! More effective with consecutive use. Moderate Power!
[A] Acidic Spray. Uses: 2! Faint Power!
[A] Artifact of Force. Uses: 1. Strong Power!

[AT] Pweron Dum. 65/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura! [A] Regen Buckler. 1 Hp Regen/Round.
[PC-Pastry Paladin][BOSS] The Cake 150,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 2/6. To me, confectionarians: 6/8. Renown: [0]. Kingdom size: [13]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool. Regeneration 10,000, 2.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Mooks. 1/4 Hp. [KoK]. x 10
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[AT-JOE???] VOIDSHIP: 53% constructed.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 100,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 75,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 5/10, Faster when manned.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 7/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK]
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 3/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 2/3. [KoK] [A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen!
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 45,000/100,000 Hp. 75,000/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].

[AT] Pastry Paladin. 12/20 Hp. [A] Reality Gem. Strong Power. [A] Soul Gem. Strong Power. Simulating an afterlife. Overwhelmed by Infinity!
[AT] Kit. 15/20 Hp. [A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 15/20 Hp. [A] Power Index Finger. Grafted! Mana: 10/10. Point and Click: 2/3. [A] Time Gem. Strong Power.
[AT] Loony. 15/20 Hp. [A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts. Uses: 4. Moderate Power! [A] Animal Masks in a bag. [A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this?
[AT] Hungry Visitor. 15/20 Hp. [A] The Blue/Purple Card. Uses: 1. Moderate Power.
[AT] Desparademon. 15/20 Hp. [?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 15/20 Hp. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|.
[AT] [REDACTED]. 20/20 Hp. [A] Infinity Gauntlet. Durability: 2. Strong Power!

THE GRAVEYARD:
[N] Blazing Deity. 37/60 Hp. [?] The Burden. [A] Mind Gem. Strong Power. Uses: 3.

[???][BOSS] ???. 133/133 Hp.

Nedben · Aug 1, 2019

What was will be. What will be, was. When the child who slew frogs flung the proxy into the maw, it merely certified the dawn of faith among the worms-in-waiting. Dimensional horrors bow before once and future king. The heat of the serene evaporates not into God's forge in frost, nor the axe of the burning ones, but to satiate-generate-reforge-reconstitute the crystal eyes and rollicking tendrils of the tower that upholds unreadable incompatibility.

FOCUS: the winding pillars of Despara devour the black hole, stealing power from the Black Moon to heal themselves.

Winkins · Aug 1, 2019

Grasping the two glaive arm parts lying around, the Loony continues to work on his "masterpiece" as the abomination of wooden crates is joined by the new metal parts. The glaive are sewned, superglue and nailed into the armor, if the glaives had a voice they would be screaming in terror. Like a Frankenstein monster, but with crates and parts that just dont belong- but fits anyways.

Finally, with its last action, it pulls out the quiver of lightning bolts and then use it to further power his creation, treating them as a battery pack to power the arms as the Masks in the bag watches on in muted terror.

Truly, the Loony is truly evil as he uses it's free action to forces reality to scan this absurd abomination, perhaps in spite or even curiosity... who knows what goes in this deranged man's mind.

paradoxdragon · Aug 1, 2019

(x1)I arrive, the Paradragonic Medic and begin healing the Pastry Paladin

(x2) and the Cake by filling the wounds with frosting

JOEbob · Aug 1, 2019

{Cake Guy gives the Soul Gem to Cake Guys Cake 3, removing the 'overwhelmed by infinity' status.}
[1] Cake Guy just sorta... leaves, making a large cake and stepping into it, and then reappears in another large cake in another universe entirely. They quickly use SIMPLE MAGIC SPELLWHICH TURNS LOVE OF CAKE DIRECTLY INTO CAKE! to conjure endless cakes around themselves, in proportion to their immense, nigh-incomprehensible levels of Cake Love. They do, of course, make sure to use PROBLEM-FIX SPELL 91287: SURVIVAL AND SUBSISTENC ON PURE CAKES! on every baker or person who contributes to baking. Soon, a wave of Cakes which are somehow the healthiest food possible has swept across this entire globe, killing only the people who are useless to a cake-oriented society. On each of the thusly-conjured cakes is a sign explaining about The Cake.
This raises Renown for The Cake.
[1] Cake Guy returns to the battlefield, anMY TURNSM, MY TURN! I GUETKS TO WRITES THIS! ...fine. I WALK ALONG THE BATTLEIFLED AND SE THERE IS ABANDON SCIENCE THING! ONOE! THIS COULD BE USED FOR CAKES! IN FACT, IT DID ALREADY USED FOR CKAES! ITAKES THE CAKE MOOKS WITH ONLY OENSO HELTH, AND HAVS THE,,NM MAN THE LABROOAT... SCIENCE THING! NOW IT'LS GO FASTERSER! BUT WIYAUIT, IT SES MANED, NOT CAKED? WEL, I USE REALITY GEM TO MAKE CAKE A TYPE OF MAN, FIXCING ISUE! YAYA!
[1] NEXT! AND BESTS! OR MAYBE JUST LASTEST! I START PUTTING UP TRADIES FOR PIECES OF DIRT WITH A NOTE EXPLAINING THINGS ABOUT THE CAKE INTO THE SAFE. that better include temporal and spacial informatiINCLUDING THE STUFF FIRNED SADI! THIS WAY, ANYONES USING THE SAFE IN THE FUTUPAST WILL GET LOTS ADVERTISINT ABOUT USSSSES~!@!#@ you should include a few actually-useful trade results, as a lottery. LIKE CKESA? yeah sure whatever.

Cake Guys Cake 3
<CGC3 action 1> Having received the Soul Gem... apparently... from Cake Guy, I do the almost-unthinkable:
I create spam mail.
Specifically, I spam every bakery, every golem-maker,and every-cake owning being, with promise that if they die, they will recieve a wonderful afterlife...if they join The Cake.
This raises The Cake's renown.

<CGC3 action 2> Returning to the field, I greet Surtur.
"I'm here 'at the behest of cake guy' to fight you for aid with cakes."
"Prepare yourself."
<JOE's text is now impossible to conveniently format due to the new editor, which is missing pink... and dark grey... and dark yellow... and possibly goldenrod... and cyan... meaning every text color I've ever used. I could format it in code, but I don't want to.>
The Soul Gem is safely within my Cake. so, it won't fall out when I do what I'm about to do... or rather, the thing after that. First, I make a soul gem copy of the area round us, including myself. Then, I charge directly at Surtur. Rapidly, the Soul-gem vision runs through possibilities; direct assault, slightly off-center,unpredictable, running away then turning around and launching attacks... Option after option is considered, variation after variation of motion and dodging and so on. a trail of barely visible goldenrod is left behind my rapidly maneuvering cake in the soul world. Sometimes, my copy uses it directly, creating thin threads to slice through surtur or blades that lash out as they pass. Other times, it's kept for a moment of surtur being distracted, and a hundred blades lash out in an instant. after roughly half a second, Cake Guys Cake 3 finishes planning. They pick the most promising option, and begin. Likely, it involves rapid motion, but I don't know for sure. They keep a running tally of likelyhood of Surtur's responses, however, and whenever the current path dips below 60%, the soulgem cycles again while the old model is used for the next few seconds. dodging by a hairs breath and counterattacking at every plausible opportunity, the power of the Soul Gem allows for perfection in every move. How can you fight when your opponent knows all you will do, your every twitch and weakness, if not through contemplation then trial and error? The only path is overwhelming power, so overwhelming it cannot be dodged, or blocked, so resolute no word speakable in that narrow instant will halt you (though in this case non-literal mind games are excluded from the hypothesis space. goodwill and all that.) . And if Surtur is powerful, and accurate, they are not so overwhelming that they can slay with a blow diffused three times over. So. my reaction is perfection, and naugt can stand in my way. Always a hair too slow, too short ranged, too weak, too restrained, is the fate of an opponent of one such as I.
So, Surtur. here is your battle. how do you respond to one you cannot touch?

The Cake: Entity Suggestion:
Use inherent Cake-Manipulation powers to heal the Confectionary Castle.

Cake Guys Other Cake
[1] This Cake starts rapidly darting around, leaving tiny bits of pastry behind as it moves. Through rapid motion and the creation of nigh-identical copies, they avoid any retaliation from Surtur.
[1] turning towards the Black Moon, Cake Guys Other Other Cake focuses. there is great power there... power to direct to their own ends. first, they conjure a whip of cake, lashing it at Surtur- not to harm them, but simply force them out of the way, out of the path the Moon's energy has taken. A moment passes, and the path is free. Cake Guys Other Other Cake conjures a cake on top of it, instead.
Time for some physics!
E^2=(MC^2)^2+(pc)^2.
or, Energy-Squared = M(Csquared), squared, plus PC squared. PC is an objects speed, x the speed of light.the differeces between the sides are one, the size of C- which is squared in the first half- and the size of p or m, which is unknown.
If you can get an object to a speed of its mass, times the speed of light, then you've ~~doubled~~multiplied its energy by the square root of two.
With the Heat from the Black moon, tiny atoms of the Cake (which, as it turns out, are cakes; the fundamental particles for Cake Guy's things are cakes) are speeding up, and as such gaining energy. With the appropriate spell (PROBLEM FIX SPELL 78521: CONVERSION OF EXCESS ANYTHING TO CAKE!),this heat can turn into new cakes.
The Black Moon's heat release has now become an infinite wellspring of Cakes.
[1]Cake Guys Other Cake then ducks back from this, and throws both the splinter glaive and glaive arm into the SAFE, with a note saying: extra-strong souped-up freeze ray requested. They send the result to Cake Guys Cake for... well, later.

FlamingFlapjacks · Aug 2, 2019

Deiteye tilts his head.. or well, his giant eye because he doesn't, well, have a head kek.
"I do not wish to harm you, fellow deity. Can we not go our separate ways?"

Ender_Smirk · Aug 2, 2019

Neo looks at Surtur. "Well, since I have no intent to even try killing an elemental lord, I should change modes a bit. Don't worry though, this mode should be even more fun to fight."
Neo then begins to change shapes, losing much of the edge inherent in his old form. He now has a plethora of scabbards for all forms of swords. He also now wears quite a few blaster armaments, and his armor has melted into a greener tint, rather than the more black colored armor he had been in moments ago. Most noticably, his draconic looking wings have grown even more impressive, and he holds a katana in each hand.
"This form is known as 'True EX'. It is more energy efficient, and far less lethal than my Neo state, which is why, when universes worth of lives are not at stake, I prefer to retain this state. Although my combat skills do not suffer any, my damage to opponents is decreased. For a sparring match, I see this as the preffered mode."
With that, he sends out a large group of bomb shaped circles, with crosses on them, straight at Surtur. If he tries to intercept them, however, he will find them to not explode in flame, but in damage pellet code, shaped into a cross. This happens no matter what they contact, and the crosses are aimed straight at Surtur.

DCCCV · Aug 2, 2019

Nedben said:
What was will be. What will be, was. When the child who slew frogs flung the proxy into the maw, it merely certified the dawn of faith among the worms-in-waiting. Dimensional horrors bow before once and future king. The heat of the serene evaporates not into God's forge in frost, nor the axe of the burning ones, but to satiate-generate-reforge-reconstitute the crystal eyes and rollicking tendrils of the tower that upholds unreadable incompatibility.

FOCUS: the winding pillars of Despara devour the black hole, stealing power from the Black Moon to heal.

Drawing power from the Black Moon, Despara heals to full, taking away 10% of its strength! In addition, they also gain temporary boost in power!

Winkins said:
Grasping the two glaive arm parts lying around, the Loony continues to work on his "masterpiece" as the abomination of wooden crates is joined by the new metal parts. The glaive are sewned, superglue and nailed into the armor, if the glaives had a voice they would be screaming in terror. Like a Frankenstein monster, but with crates and parts that just dont belong- but fits anyways.

Finally, with its last action, it pulls out the quiver of lightning bolts and then use it to further power his creation, treating them as a battery pack to power the arms as the Masks in the bag watches on in muted terror.

Truly, the Loony is truly evil as he uses it's free action to forces reality to scan this absurd abomination, perhaps in spite or even curiosity... who knows what goes in this deranged man's mind.

The Loony creates.... He creates, My God. He creates.... A Masterpiece.
[A] Loony's "Masterpiece".
An amalgamation of wooden crates, weapons, and electrical onto-science, assembled into the rough shape of a bipedal being. Can be converted into an entity! You'll need to make up stats for it though.

paradoxdragon said:
(x1)I arrive, the Paradragonic Medic and begin healing the Pastry Paladin

(x2) and the Cake by filling the wounds with frosting

You heal the Pastry Paladin for 2, and the Cake for 15,000.

JOEbob said:
{Cake Guy gives the Soul Gem to Cake Guys Cake 3, removing the 'overwhelmed by infinity' status.}
[1] Cake Guy just sorta... leaves, making a large cake and stepping into it, and then reappears in another large cake in another universe entirely. They quickly use SIMPLE MAGIC SPELLWHICH TURNS LOVE OF CAKE DIRECTLY INTO CAKE! to conjure endless cakes around themselves, in proportion to their immense, nigh-incomprehensible levels of Cake Love. They do, of course, make sure to use PROBLEM-FIX SPELL 91287: SURVIVAL AND SUBSISTENC ON PURE CAKES! on every baker or person who contributes to baking. Soon, a wave of Cakes which are somehow the healthiest food possible has swept across this entire globe, killing only the people who are useless to a cake-oriented society. On each of the thusly-conjured cakes is a sign explaining about The Cake.
This raises Renown for The Cake.
[1] Cake Guy returns to the battlefield, anMY TURNSM, MY TURN! I GUETKS TO WRITES THIS! ...fine. I WALK ALONG THE BATTLEIFLED AND SE THERE IS ABANDON SCIENCE THING! ONOE! THIS COULD BE USED FOR CAKES! IN FACT, IT DID ALREADY USED FOR CKAES! ITAKES THE CAKE MOOKS WITH ONLY OENSO HELTH, AND HAVS THE,,NM MAN THE LABROOAT... SCIENCE THING! NOW IT'LS GO FASTERSER! BUT WIYAUIT, IT SES MANED, NOT CAKED? WEL, I USE REALITY GEM TO MAKE CAKE A TYPE OF MAN, FIXCING ISUE! YAYA!
[1] NEXT! AND BESTS! OR MAYBE JUST LASTEST! I START PUTTING UP TRADIES FOR PIECES OF DIRT WITH A NOTE EXPLAINING THINGS ABOUT THE CAKE INTO THE SAFE. that better include temporal and spacial informatiINCLUDING THE STUFF FIRNED SADI! THIS WAY, ANYONES USING THE SAFE IN THE FUTUPAST WILL GET LOTS ADVERTISINT ABOUT USSSSES~!@!#@ you should include a few actually-useful trade results, as a lottery. LIKE CKESA? yeah sure whatever.

Cake Guys Cake 3
<CGC3 action 1> Having received the Soul Gem... apparently... from Cake Guy, I do the almost-unthinkable:
I create spam mail.
Specifically, I spam every bakery, every golem-maker,and every-cake owning being, with promise that if they die, they will recieve a wonderful afterlife...if they join The Cake.
This raises The Cake's renown.

<CGC3 action 2> Returning to the field, I greet Surtur.
"I'm here 'at the behest of cake guy' to fight you for aid with cakes."
"Prepare yourself."
<JOE's text is now impossible to conveniently format due to the new editor, which is missing pink... and dark grey... and dark yellow... and possibly goldenrod... and cyan... meaning every text color I've ever used. I could format it in code, but I don't want to.>
The Soul Gem is safely within my Cake. so, it won't fall out when I do what I'm about to do... or rather, the thing after that. First, I make a soul gem copy of the area round us, including myself. Then, I charge directly at Surtur. Rapidly, the Soul-gem vision runs through possibilities; direct assault, slightly off-center,unpredictable, running away then turning around and launching attacks... Option after option is considered, variation after variation of motion and dodging and so on. a trail of barely visible goldenrod is left behind my rapidly maneuvering cake in the soul world. Sometimes, my copy uses it directly, creating thin threads to slice through surtur or blades that lash out as they pass. Other times, it's kept for a moment of surtur being distracted, and a hundred blades lash out in an instant. after roughly half a second, Cake Guys Cake 3 finishes planning. They pick the most promising option, and begin. Likely, it involves rapid motion, but I don't know for sure. They keep a running tally of likelyhood of Surtur's responses, however, and whenever the current path dips below 60%, the soulgem cycles again while the old model is used for the next few seconds. dodging by a hairs breath and counterattacking at every plausible opportunity, the power of the Soul Gem allows for perfection in every move. How can you fight when your opponent knows all you will do, your every twitch and weakness, if not through contemplation then trial and error? The only path is overwhelming power, so overwhelming it cannot be dodged, or blocked, so resolute no word speakable in that narrow instant will halt you (though in this case non-literal mind games are excluded from the hypothesis space. goodwill and all that.) . And if Surtur is powerful, and accurate, they are not so overwhelming that they can slay with a blow diffused three times over. So. my reaction is perfection, and naugt can stand in my way. Always a hair too slow, too short ranged, too weak, too restrained, is the fate of an opponent of one such as I.
So, Surtur. here is your battle. how do you respond to one you cannot touch?

The Cake: Entity Suggestion:
Use inherent Cake-Manipulation powers to heal the Confectionary Castle.

Cake Guys Other Cake
[1] This Cake starts rapidly darting around, leaving tiny bits of pastry behind as it moves. Through rapid motion and the creation of nigh-identical copies, they avoid any retaliation from Surtur.
[1] turning towards the Black Moon, Cake Guys Other Other Cake focuses. there is great power there... power to direct to their own ends. first, they conjure a whip of cake, lashing it at Surtur- not to harm them, but simply force them out of the way, out of the path the Moon's energy has taken. A moment passes, and the path is free. Cake Guys Other Other Cake conjures a cake on top of it, instead.
Time for some physics!
E^2=(MC^2)^2+(pc)^2.
or, Energy-Squared = M(Csquared), squared, plus PC squared. PC is an objects speed, x the speed of light.the differeces between the sides are one, the size of C- which is squared in the first half- and the size of p or m, which is unknown.
If you can get an object to a speed of its mass, times the speed of light, then you've ~~doubled~~multiplied its energy by the square root of two.
With the Heat from the Black moon, tiny atoms of the Cake (which, as it turns out, are cakes; the fundamental particles for Cake Guy's things are cakes) are speeding up, and as such gaining energy. With the appropriate spell (PROBLEM FIX SPELL 78521: CONVERSION OF EXCESS ANYTHING TO CAKE!),this heat can turn into new cakes.
The Black Moon's heat release has now become an infinite wellspring of Cakes.
[1]Cake Guys Other Cake then ducks back from this, and throws both the splinter glaive and glaive arm into the SAFE, with a note saying: extra-strong souped-up freeze ray requested. They send the result to Cake Guys Cake for... well, later.

The Pastry Paladin/Adrian Celstus/Cake Guy hands the Soul Gem over to Cake Guy's Cake 3. Leaving for another world, he exterminates virtually all nonsapient life on a planet in a wave of frosted rapture. This is assisted in part through the use of the Reality Stone, which cracks from the strain. The survivors of his Death by Chocolate join him in glorifying The Cake. Everyone knows about The Cake now. Returning to the battlefield, he uses the Reality Stone to create the Confectionfolk from his Cake Mooks, allowing them to man the Laboratory. Finally, he advertises the Cake in the Safe.

Cake Guy's Cake 3 broadcasts Cake-based afterlife to everyone in the universe it's in. Next, it uses the Soul Gem to copy and run calculations on how to perfect-play Surtur. With this information, he lays the beatdown on the Fire Giant, dealing a whopping 145,000 Damage. Suddenly, the simulation cuts off. The Soul Gem concludes that an untouchable battle against Surtur is impossible.

Cake Guy's other Cake creates a temporary flurry of duplicates to protect itself. Then, it redirects the path of the Black Moon onto a Cake, which rapidly multiplies into a mass of new cakes. Then, it throws the Glaive-Arm into the SAFE, requesting a Freeze Ray.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
Deiteye tilts his head.. or well, his giant eye because he doesn't, well, have a head kek.
"I do not wish to harm you, fellow deity. Can we not go our separate ways?"

The creature doesn't respond back at the Blazing Deity in any meaningful way.

Ender_Smirk said:
Neo looks at Surtur. "Well, since I have no intent to even try killing an elemental lord, I should change modes a bit. Don't worry though, this mode should be even more fun to fight."
Neo then begins to change shapes, losing much of the edge inherent in his old form. He now has a plethora of scabbards for all forms of swords. He also now wears quite a few blaster armaments, and his armor has melted into a greener tint, rather than the more black colored armor he had been in moments ago. Most noticably, his draconic looking wings have grown even more impressive, and he holds a katana in each hand.
"This form is known as 'True EX'. It is more energy efficient, and far less lethal than my Neo state, which is why, when universes worth of lives are not at stake, I prefer to retain this state. Although my combat skills do not suffer any, my damage to opponents is decreased. For a sparring match, I see this as the preffered mode."
With that, he sends out a large group of bomb shaped circles, with crosses on them, straight at Surtur. If he tries to intercept them, however, he will find them to not explode in flame, but in damage pellet code, shaped into a cross. This happens no matter what they contact, and the crosses are aimed straight at Surtur.

"Aͩ̒͊̂̐̿̒̚ ̆̐̾́W̽ͯ̍Ȩ̡ͨ͋͋̾̂͐Aͥͣ́͗̑̄ͨK̒́͒̕͞E̢ͮ͂̐̀ͦŖͩ̍͊̾ͦ͡͝ ̴͋ͫͭͬͩ̎͒F̴̵̒̄͢Ǒ̵̧͐̉ͤ́R̨ͦͣ͌ͥ̎͡͏M̵̊ͮͣ̄͝?ͭ̀͌̀͝ ̧ͯ͆͐͠Į̡̓̽͒͜Tͤ͆ͪ͌ͪͨ̏͡ ̷ͦ͛̈́̅ͤW͊͐̏̔̍͒̆́Ơͮ͑̑ͨ̌̓͐̌̄̕Uͦͥͨ͘L͆̓̕D̄͐͐ͤ͊͠ ̈͒̄ͣͥ̅͗́̀͡D̢̏̋̍ͨ́O̢ͫ̅̾̐ͣ͟ ͂ͨ͋̇̾̋̀̅̚͞Y̴̢ͤ̽̑ͩỎ̶̢͐̽͌̾͋̂̚U̧̽ͣ̽̈́ ̵̋̾̑̉ͮ̈ͫͦ̾̕W̉̉̍̓̀̚̚͘Ě̵̛̀Lͧ̏̇͘L̛ͬ̊̉́ ͫͭ͋̐ͧ͂̓̽͝T̛͂̈͆͘Oͣ̍̆ͥ ̀̍̐ͭ͋̀F̐͏̀I̍ͨ̍ͭ͐̿̾̔̀G̷͊̑͡͠H̷̸̡ͮ͊̓ͥ̈̂T̵̵̛̒ ͂́͂̕͘͝A̶̡͐ͯ͟T̶̍̾̏ͭ ͩ̈ͯͥ͊ͥ͟͞Y̛̋̋͆ͮ̒̑͢O̐̃͆͘͞͠U̴̓̏R͛͆͒̄ͤ̈́ͧ̈ ̡̧̌̇͂̇̈͊F̢̊͒̈͋̏̏ͯU̓̅ͮͤ̋̓ͧ́͡L̡̢̇ͬ̈́̒͌̂͘L̴̒ͩ͑̒͌͟͞E̡̔ͣ̉ͬS̓̂T̒̎ͧ ̾͑͗ͪ͑͆̃́Ṕ̈̿ͤͫ̎̐O͒ͯ̋ͤ͠T̶̑̽͑͛́E̚N͗ͤ̊T̡̨͋͗̔̽Î̐̅͂̈́͢͝Ã́͆̏ͯͧͨ͆L̊̆ͬ̓̕."
Transforming into True EX form, Neo sends a group of shaped code-explosives at Surtur, striking him for 55,000 Damage!
"A̶̓̄̌̌H̡̒̄́͏A̓̍̀̓̔͆͏H̨̽͛́͏A̓͏͢H̿ͧ͛ͤ͝Aͦ̆͛͟͞!̃͐̓͐͐̋ͤ̚͡ ̔̿͊̔E̴̿ͤ̈͋̉ͥ̊̇̌X̍͟͝C̨̏͛̒͌͘É̽̉̎L̈́͛L̢ͫ̃̂͆E͊̆̄̋̅͗N̾͋̈T̔̉͡͏ ̂ͧ͌̄ͭͨŬ͌̀̂ͫͤ͗ŜE̷̛͗ͫ ̛̈́͜Ơ̽͒̔̔̚͘Fͮͧ̒ͫ̅ͦ̀̂ͬ͏̴̵ ̶͆̽̐ͯ̆M̡ͪ͐ͣ̈́͂̐Õ͊̂͟D̸̄̓͊̉ͣ̾̅͗̊ẺͧR̃ͬ͒͊̂͘͘N̔ͩ̓ ̋Ṫ̨̏̄̓̃Eͤ͐ͤ̃͊̔ͪ̚C̈ͫ̅̐ͣ̓͜H̓͘͞͠N̂̿ͤ̎O̴̿ͥ̓L̢ͮ̓̃̅ͫ͗ͥͯ̌͘Ȯͮ̏ͬͮͯ͊G̷͋́ͧY̸̶ͥ͑̀ͯ̆ͦ͂.ͬ̌̌̆ͧ̐ "

"Tͧ̾̓̽̇̿͜H̵̎̒͗̀E̎͢ ̶̸̈́B̡̄̂ͪ̑ͬ̑̾ͨ̕A̧̒̄̒ͪ̌̌͐ͥͭ͢T̛̿͗̈́ͫͣ͌̂̆͝T̈̓́̐̀͟͠L̒̃ͥ͊ͩ͠Eͪ̉ͫͧ̓͢͢ ͤ̌ͯ̔H̉͆͜Ä́͊̈́̓ͩS̡͊̊̽͑ ̧̧̊̀B̔̊͊̄̐Eͭ̓̈̓͠͏́G̢̛ͮ͐̽̆́͋ͫ͋͞Ǚ̒̑ͥ̚͠͞Ň͒̿ͬ̓͏!̅ͭͥ̐͛ͧ̕͝"
Atop long legs, Surtur approaches the remaining Descended at a deceivingly fast speed. Hanging the Axe onto his belt, Surtur uses Laevateinn to makes five wide swipes against the Ice Elemental, Cake Guy's Other Cake, Despara, True Neo EX for 60,000/12 Damage, and Cake Guy's Cake 3, who dodges. Four identical wounds open up on Surtur's body, exactly where he struck his targets with his sword, and he takes 45,000 damage.
"Ǐͮ̈́ͧ̽͢ ͮͥ̓D̈́̉ͮ̏ͫ͌O̍̽̇͂̌̽̀̿͐Ņ͗̽͌͑̽́̄͘'̶̡ͭͣͣT̡̈́̓͋̆̓͐͘ ͯ̿͡L̉̂̿̓ͬ̒Ĩͦ̉̓ͬ̆͘͝Kͧ̔Ē̶̈́ ̴̎̋́̓͗̄̀I̧ͮ̆ͤC̨͑͛̈̄̾ͪĖ̡̄̓͠͡ ͯ̋͑̓͘E̡̛͋̐́̃̂͟L̸̶̂͂̒͟Ę̨ͦ̃͟M̧ͨͪ͡Ę̿̊̽̍́̚Ṅ̢̌̈͊ͩͧT̅̍̉̈̐Aͮ̑̽̚̚͘L̛ͧ̅ͫ̾͂̍ͯͪ͘͝Ŝͥͩ̇ͪ́,̅̿͆ͧͥ̆̓̿́" he explains.

The Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network spits out a sleek chrome-gray, almost flamethrowerlike device. Right above the trigger is a dial, from 1 to 10. Cake Guy's Other Cake now has it.

Meanwhile, The Cake Repairs the Confectionary Castle for 50,000 Hp. The Cake Mooks add +3 to Science, and the Cake Pile grows.

Elsewhere, a Worm continues to aggress the Blazing Deity. Alight with Viridian Solar Plasma, it blinds him with a flash of light. Regaining his sight, he finds himself on another Land in the Graveyard. Right above him, he sees the land he was just on, glowing green, getting larger and larger.

FIELD: BLACK MOON. Power: 50%. Loses Power each round. Releases Heat on one Target.
WEATHER: LUNAR IMPACT. Will strike a Target. Can be directed! Impact in 1!

[N][BOSS] Surtur. 1,530,000/1,800,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. 100,000 Regen. [A] Laevateinn. Strong Power. Divinium. [A] The Axe. Overwhelming Power.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[A] Flamethrowers. Uses: 3. Faint Power!
[A] Tesla Canon. Uses: 3. Moderate Power!
[A-Part] RPG Arm. Uses: 3. Ignores Dodge! Moderate Power!
[A] Acidic Spray. Uses: 2! Faint Power!
[A] Artifact of Force. Uses: 1. Strong Power!

[AT] Pweron Dum. 66/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura! [A] Regen Buckler. 1 Hp Regen/Round.
[PC-Pastry Paladin][BOSS] The Cake 175,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 3/6. To me, confectionarians: 7/8. Renown: [6]. Kingdom size: [11]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool. Regeneration 10,000, 1.
[AT-JOE???] VOIDSHIP: 53% constructed.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 150,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 75,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 8/10. Manned by Cake Mooks!
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Mooks. 1/4 Hp. [KoK]. x 10
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 1/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK] [A] "Extra-Strong Souped-Up Freeze Ray". Setting: 1/10. Uses: ???
[AS-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 1/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 3/3. [KoK] [A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen! [A] Soul Gem. Strong Power. Simulating an afterlife.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 45,000/100,000 Hp. 75,000/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Pile. 70,000 Hp. Targeted by Black Moon! +50,000 Hp per round.

[AT] Pastry Paladin. 14/20 Hp. [A] Reality Gem. Strong Power. Slightly cracked!
[AT] Kit. 15/20 Hp. [A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AS] True Neo EX. 3/20 Hp. [A] Power Index Finger. Grafted! Mana: 10. Point and Click: 3/3. [A] Time Gem. Strong Power.
[AT] Loony. 15/20 Hp. [A] Animal Masks in a bag. [A] Loony's "Masterpiece". Uses: 5. 2 AC. Moderate Power! Can Both Attacc and Protecc! Can Damage AC. 80% Accuracy. W H Y
[AT] Hungry Visitor. 15/20 Hp. [A] The Blue/Purple Card. Uses: 1. Moderate Power.
[AS] Desparademon. 18/30 Hp. [?] The Truth. Moon-Boosted!
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 15/20 Hp. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|.
[AT] [REDACTED]. 20/20 Hp. [A] Infinity Gauntlet. Durability: 2. Strong Power!

THE GRAVEYARD: LAND ONE
WEATHER: IMMINENT IMPACT. Land Two incoming!
[N] Blazing Deity. 37/60 Hp. [?] The Burden. [A] Mind Gem. Strong Power. Uses: 3. [/FONT][/I] [A] The Tumor.

THE GRAVEYARD: LAND TWO.
[???][ELITE] "Worm". 133/133 Hp.

JOEbob · Aug 2, 2019

<formatting to come- still tied up with msparadox and [redacted], and just did a ctg dop>
Plan summaries:
Cake Guy 1) I GOES TO AL LETAR GVIE PEOPLE FROM WORLD OF CAKE I CAKED AND HAVE THEM SEND LTERS OF CAKE TO ALL WHO MIGHT CAKE! THE LETTERS CONTAIN A FREE 120.4 CUBIC METARS OF CAKE TO PROV SINCERITY! THIS IS QUITE CONVINCE?????
2)GAISP! THE CAKES NOT FULL YET?? ONO! I GIVE CAKE NMEW ABILITY TO FIX! IT CAN DO 30,000 DMAMAGE TO ITSELF AS AFRE ACTION TO HEAL ITSELF 30,000! THIS IS FAIR AND BALANC YESSSY? I STPEND SOME REALITY GEM ON THIS BECAUSE IOM MAKING THIS BENG BALANCED A RELAITY! O, BUT IF I THINK IT'S'LL CRACKED, I STOP USING IT!
3) TAKING CGC 3'S ADVICE FROM LATER BECAUSE HES VERY SMART, I CHARGER AT SURTUR, DODGING ALL OF THE ICE THINGS AROUND AND CREATING SWIRLING DISKS OF CHARP CAKE TO SLASH AT HIM, REFORMING IT INTO HAMMERS IN MIDAIR TO DROP THEM DEVESTATIONALY LIKES, ANDSo I'm going to write the rest of this, I'm better at it. OKKKK..... Ahem, Cake guy takes my advice and dodges everything, both from myself and surtur, through soul gem knowledge. Granted, a slight amount of things I don't communicate or he doesn't understand in time, but he's generally able to tell the right time to switch from tossing cakes to storms of telekinetic ones to peppering Surtur with cupcakes and back again, occasionally even using mutliple copies made of cake to harrass Surtur while he bakes new cakes.

CGOC formally bows out of the competition against surtur, having no desire to lose the valuable asset that is his action. one to two of their actions are self-healing, and the last is uncertain. They might try an Action transfusion to CGC3 to heal their AP or something. They drop the ray to the floor.
~~CGC3 will use Third in a Trilogy. and then probably nothing else.~~ ~~Scan CGC3, and if TiaT is good, use it~~
CGC 3 will do this action, then TiaT unless AP healing is completed, in which case another action.
Immediately using the Soul Gem, he predicts any attempts people make for the Ice ray thing, speeding directly towards it in the closest viable option to a straight path, before dodging around the SAFE for a moment to switch the ray to 2/10. Continuing to use the Soul Gem- less liberally then before, but they do try about five GemTimes per notable action- they duck out from behind the safe and loose an inescapable barrage of shots at Surtur (unless soulgem says they'll be lethal.)before using a Cake Guy brand Cakewarp:tm: to arrive at the pile of Cakes: It's high-ground and immune to heat since it absorbs it for Cakes. Using the better vantage, they lower the setting to 1/10 and rapidly barrage incredibly-accurate shots at Surtur, keeping them pinned down for the oncoming moon impact. Whenever the Soul Gem predictions say Surtur's getting uppity, they switch the setting up a little, using higher power for all the likeliest to hit shots, until the projectors stop showing him as such. Throughout this all, CGC3 also pays some attention to Cake Guys interference which is distracting surtur, and warns them about anything they otherwise would fail to dodge.

If Surtur at any point says they would prefer to stop the battle or something,CGC3 does so.

Nedben · Aug 2, 2019

"I'm here to make an announcement." Minamoto no Yoshitsune says. "Before you accuse me of an inappropriate copypasta, it's actually to crash the moon into Surtur."

FOCUS: "As said, I am going to crash the moon into Surtur." Ushiwakamaru of the Despara collective mounts the offending moon of the Lunar Impact and drives it into Surtur with the power of Riding A+, an unnatural mastery of using anything one could even theoretically wield as a vehicle or mount, on the level of 'even impossible maneuvers are only somewhat difficult', 'causing tricycles to keep up with jet planes', and 'making mounts that explicitly lack the propulsion to do so perform bizarrely sharp turns at high speed without harm' to make the moon crash an attack against a single target rather than anything beneficial. Truly, a staged car crash that will reshape the heavens.

paradoxdragon · Aug 2, 2019

(x2)I sing a Song of Ice, the frozen wastes and the Absolute Zero and heal up the Ice Elemental as well as give Surtur brain freeze

(x1)I call upon the Chill Winds of the NORTH which is not, was not and will always be well and all things shall be well and all manner of things shall be well.Well, the Water from that forsaken well that brings total insanity and the chill winds are promptly blasted at Surtur while recovering from that brain ache

Ender_Smirk · Aug 4, 2019

True EX looks at Surtur, and then a green glow envelops him, and EX suddenly is healed back up, as all his self repair system gets given all the necessary time to fix all his injuries. "I think you misunderstood me. This form is no weaker than the previous, it is simply not meant to be as lethal as the Neo form, whose sole purpose was to put down universal threats in a minimal time. In fact, this form has much more equitable energy consumption, meaning that I am actually a bit stronger right now."
With that, a yellow reticle appear in his vision, and he pulls out some guns, all set for fire dampener mode. He fires many volleys of water blasts, alongside avalanches of rock, seeing how well that will work, since Surtur will have to melt them to negate kinetic energy from the rock, and evaporate the water to maintain his current temperature. Both will take a decent amount of heat. Should be interesting to see if Surtur pulls the axe out for that purpose or not.

TrickleJest · Aug 5, 2019

Unsure of what I'm supposed to be targeting, but I attempt to approach the worm, if I even feasibly can. What's its deal?

DCCCV · Aug 6, 2019

JOEbob said:
<formatting to come- still tied up with msparadox and [redacted], and just did a ctg dop>
Plan summaries:
Cake Guy 1) I GOES TO AL LETAR GVIE PEOPLE FROM WORLD OF CAKE I CAKED AND HAVE THEM SEND LTERS OF CAKE TO ALL WHO MIGHT CAKE! THE LETTERS CONTAIN A FREE 120.4 CUBIC METARS OF CAKE TO PROV SINCERITY! THIS IS QUITE CONVINCE?????
2)GAISP! THE CAKES NOT FULL YET?? ONO! I GIVE CAKE NMEW ABILITY TO FIX! IT CAN DO 30,000 DMAMAGE TO ITSELF AS AFRE ACTION TO HEAL ITSELF 30,000! THIS IS FAIR AND BALANC YESSSY? I STPEND SOME REALITY GEM ON THIS BECAUSE IOM MAKING THIS BENG BALANCED A RELAITY! O, BUT IF I THINK IT'S'LL CRACKED, I STOP USING IT!
3) TAKING CGC 3'S ADVICE FROM LATER BECAUSE HES VERY SMART, I CHARGER AT SURTUR, DODGING ALL OF THE ICE THINGS AROUND AND CREATING SWIRLING DISKS OF CHARP CAKE TO SLASH AT HIM, REFORMING IT INTO HAMMERS IN MIDAIR TO DROP THEM DEVESTATIONALY LIKES, ANDSo I'm going to write the rest of this, I'm better at it. OKKKK..... Ahem, Cake guy takes my advice and dodges everything, both from myself and surtur, through soul gem knowledge. Granted, a slight amount of things I don't communicate or he doesn't understand in time, but he's generally able to tell the right time to switch from tossing cakes to storms of telekinetic ones to peppering Surtur with cupcakes and back again, occasionally even using mutliple copies made of cake to harrass Surtur while he bakes new cakes.

CGOC formally bows out of the competition against surtur, having no desire to lose the valuable asset that is his action. one to two of their actions are self-healing, and the last is uncertain. They might try an Action transfusion to CGC3 to heal their AP or something. They drop the ray to the floor.
~~CGC3 will use Third in a Trilogy. and then probably nothing else.~~ ~~Scan CGC3, and if TiaT is good, use it~~
CGC 3 will do this action, then TiaT unless AP healing is completed, in which case another action.
Immediately using the Soul Gem, he predicts any attempts people make for the Ice ray thing, speeding directly towards it in the closest viable option to a straight path, before dodging around the SAFE for a moment to switch the ray to 2/10. Continuing to use the Soul Gem- less liberally then before, but they do try about five GemTimes per notable action- they duck out from behind the safe and loose an inescapable barrage of shots at Surtur (unless soulgem says they'll be lethal.)before using a Cake Guy brand Cakewarp:tm: to arrive at the pile of Cakes: It's high-ground and immune to heat since it absorbs it for Cakes. Using the better vantage, they lower the setting to 1/10 and rapidly barrage incredibly-accurate shots at Surtur, keeping them pinned down for the oncoming moon impact. Whenever the Soul Gem predictions say Surtur's getting uppity, they switch the setting up a little, using higher power for all the likeliest to hit shots, until the projectors stop showing him as such. Throughout this all, CGC3 also pays some attention to Cake Guys interference which is distracting surtur, and warns them about anything they otherwise would fail to dodge.

If Surtur at any point says they would prefer to stop the battle or something,CGC3 does so.

Cake Guy gains even more reputation, give The Cake the ability to heal itself equal to the amount of damage it deals to itself, but this damage goes directly to HP, rather than the SHP. ((If that's what you were going for there, nice try)). With Cake 3's advice, he deals 55,000 damage to Surtur, distracting him from Cake 3's actions.

Cake Guy of Cake heals themselves for 5, and drops the Freeze Ray. He cannot transfer any AP to Cake 3.

As Cake 3 successfully picks up the "Freeze Ray", but as he tries to create a simulated copy of it, the simulation itself freezes as the device fails to be copied. Setting the dial to two, he sprays the Fire Giant with a fine mist that solidifies the very air the cold blast moves through, dealing 200,000 Damage. Screaming in agony, Surtur sets his eyes on the Cake Kingdom. Cake 3 enters Third in a Trilogy, and becomes Cake 4.
"T̔rẻ̿a̎̌ͤ̈́̇͆̓ĉ͌̓ͬ̓h͂̀͢er̷̾ͩ̿ͮ̉y̔̑ͭ͆͠.̔"

Nedben said:
"I'm here to make an announcement." Minamoto no Yoshitsune says. "Before you accuse me of an inappropriate copypasta, it's actually to crash the moon into Surtur."

FOCUS: "As said, I am going to crash the moon into Surtur." Ushiwakamaru of the Despara collective mounts the offending moon of the Lunar Impact and drives it into Surtur with the power of Riding A+, an unnatural mastery of using anything one could even theoretically wield as a vehicle or mount, on the level of 'even impossible maneuvers are only somewhat difficult', 'causing tricycles to keep up with jet planes', and 'making mounts that explicitly lack the propulsion to do so perform bizarrely sharp turns at high speed without harm' to make the moon crash an attack against a single target rather than anything beneficial. Truly, a staged car crash that will reshape the heavens.

Despara targets Surtur with the Moon, boosting its Impact Damage!

paradoxdragon said:
(x2)I sing a Song of Ice, the frozen wastes and the Absolute Zero and heal up the Ice Elemental as well as give Surtur brain freeze

(x1)I call upon the Chill Winds of the NORTH which is not, was not and will always be well and all things shall be well and all manner of things shall be well.Well, the Water from that forsaken well that brings total insanity and the chill winds are promptly blasted at Surtur while recovering from that brain ache

Paradox Dragon attempts to give Surtur Brain Freeze, but fails. He does take 30,000 damage from the frost, though.
"H͘͜m͠.̴̡ "

Ender_Smirk said:
True EX looks at Surtur, and then a green glow envelops him, and EX suddenly is healed back up, as all his self repair system gets given all the necessary time to fix all his injuries. "I think you misunderstood me. This form is no weaker than the previous, it is simply not meant to be as lethal as the Neo form, whose sole purpose was to put down universal threats in a minimal time. In fact, this form has much more equitable energy consumption, meaning that I am actually a bit stronger right now."
With that, a yellow reticle appear in his vision, and he pulls out some guns, all set for fire dampener mode. He fires many volleys of water blasts, alongside avalanches of rock, seeing how well that will work, since Surtur will have to melt them to negate kinetic energy from the rock, and evaporate the water to maintain his current temperature. Both will take a decent amount of heat. Should be interesting to see if Surtur pulls the axe out for that purpose or not.

"B̵r̛̕i̸̢ǹ̴̨g̡ ̷͜i̢t͘͟.̕ "
Despite his current state, Surtur is still incredibly hot. Your blasts strike him, dealing 40,000 more damage.

TrickleJest said:
Unsure of what I'm supposed to be targeting, but I attempt to approach the worm, if I even feasibly can. What's its deal?

In the graveyard, a person attempts to approach the Worm. It tries to spit Green Solar Plasma at them, but they tank it like a Pro. They are currently INVULNERABLE. For lack of a better description, hostile AF.

"█̞̤̩̮̮̳̤̣̳͔̻͚͕͆̽̒͋̆█̮̙̼̟̫̩͍̙̟̲̭̀̿̓̔̄̍̈́ͤ͗̉ͯͪ̐̐ █̝͔͚͉̉ͣ̉̅̈̍͗͐ͣ͂̽̃͐ͬͭ̓̓█̩̣̟͖͍͖͍̮̹̠̖̾̾̄ͭͬ̏̇͆́̉̃ͪ͂̋ͩ̈ͫ█͎͉̻͖̫̦͓̼̻̑̏ͨ̾ͦ̈̂̅̉ͧͮ͐ͧ̀̍̂̅█͇͚̟͖̤ͩͤ́̈́̋͌̈́͐̔ͯ̀ͫ̉̂͆̽ █̝̺̬̮̲̩͚̹̮̥̠̂̽̔̃͑͊͑̓͋ͦ͛ͫ̚█̹̝͈̱̜̲̘̹̦͚͚̜̺ͧ͆ͫͧͪ͆̾̓̓̿ͧ̎̅ͯ͒█̩͕͇͈͗̈̾ͤ͒ͫ͆̌̉̓ █̭͙̻̖̣̳͍͇̪͉̝̫̫̼͈̞̟̘̇̔̽͊͐͐́ͩ̈ͅ█̞̩̤̦͍̠̠̙͈̝̲̙͎͓̫̃̓ͯ͐̓ͭ͊̄̅͌̽ͮ̔̈̋ͫͦ█̩͎͍͍̠̈ͣͭͤ̎̄̌̔ͥ͗ █̬͍͉̣̠͌ͮ̂͛̆͌̐̽̊ͯͨ̾̅ͬͅ█̘̖̠̖̙̈̓̽͌͐ͬ́█̖̱͔͈͎͔͎̺̫̭̘̼̻̻̱͊͌̂̏́̇̊͋̄ͫ͌͆̇̑͐ █̬̹̟͖̟̹͔͈͔̣̘̗͗̃̓̾̽͗͗̽█̱̞̤͔͓͓̰̤̩̜͎̯̣̃̐͑ͫ̌͑̒̂̏ͪ̉̅́ͣͧͬ͋█͙̠͔̻͂̀͊̅͊ͬ̒̚█͙͇͔̟̥̩͕͉͎͕̭̭̘̖̹̤͂̓̅͑̑ͭ͌ͨ̅ͦ́̑̓́̑█̹̠̰̯̠̘͇̬ͬ̔̉̍̔ͯͤ̽█̙̼͈͕͛̒̓̊͛͐̅̓ͬͩ̇͒͌͛̑̉̉█̙̞̦̘̠͕̺͕̮̜̫̲̫̈́͐̅̅͛ͥ͐ͫͧͭ͂ͫ͊̀̆͆ █̣̺̖̫̲̩̯̝̮̑̾̾̈́ͭ̅ͭ͌ͯ̔͒̈́̊̐̈́̋ͨ͊█̩̪͉͖͇͖͔̗͔̜̠̝̩̜͓̩̹̖̬ͯ̑̓ͪ͗͂̽̓ͥͨ́ͬ█͈̭̟̠͎̦̫̯̠͇̘̮̬ͬ̿̂ͨ̾̍̑͛̂͒̚̚̚ █̣̙̝̬̖̣͔̭̦͖͉̬̋͌̏ͩͧ͋̒ͥ̔̆ͬͪ̏͛ͬ█̦̻̪̟͖̞͈͍͙̖͍͙̣͓͈͈̲̑ͪ̾̾̎̚ͅ█͓̝̦̳̟̮̥̯̣͇̝͓͇͎ͣ̄̈̑ͥ̎͐̔́͗̈́█̟̪͓̘̣͇̲̙ͬ͐͑̎ͩͬͩ͌̾ͪͭ̓█̦̫͚̟͍̙̞̹̖̞͉̣̳̲̺͔͕͈̟͆͑̃̋̍̒̏ͧ͋ █̳͈̦̳̗̳͉̯͓͉̺̲̝̐̆ͨ͋̑̒̊̍ͣ̈́█͈̭̰͇͙̅̐̈ͦͮͣ̊̐̅͛ͭ█̙̮̭̩̗̣̬̻͖͇͙͕̫̪ͯ́̓ͫ̀͋̾̀͐ͯ̓̚█̺̗̲̤̪̳͔̦̪̥͓̩̜̆̏̂͑́̆ █̙̺̩͚̟͍̹̦̗̥͔̮͉̣̗͓ͨ̉̄̏̾͋̎̌̈́͗̓ͦ͂̈́̚█̗̪̘̞̬͎̣̖̣̮̼̱͔̮̠̭̼ͩ͑͒ͫͣͮͅ█̲̭̮̝̹̼͔͓̼̣͛ͪͪ̐̎̎́ͯ͛̈́̔̃ͬ͑̈͛͒̚█͇̲͎̮̲̦̜̞͔ͨ͌̄͗͋ͬ́̌̔ █͓̥̙͚̗̥̟̯̳̹̋ͭ̿͒̐̄ͧ͗ͅ█̙͓͎̠̖͓̱͑ͥ̇̂͆̂̅ █̳̲̥̞̮̣͎͕ͨ̉́͊ͥ͂ͮͦ̃̇̃̍ͮ̔̚█̝̫͎̥͈̐ͧ͗̐̍̉ͩ̈́̎͆̎ͩ█̪̯͕̝̠̰͎̭͓̲̻̗͔ͣ̈́͋̏̈́̾̔͊̾ͧ̏̓̚ █̫̞̱͎̟̬͔̞̜́ͬͫͫ̓█̥̫̦̫̱̾ͬ̒͋̉́̓̍̈̄̊█̼͍̜̭̺̭̺̼̹̙̘̻̳̝̘̪̺̲ͪ̍̋̎ͦ̒̒ͥ̾̎̐ͪ̊ͫ͌̚█̞̲̟̥͍͐͒͗̒͒ͣ̑̋̿ͦ̊͗̓█͙͓͖̪̟̳͚̳͚̺̪̠̂̄̂ͪͩ̃͋͒̓̋̋̇͛̈͑͋ͦ̋̽ͅ█͔͕͚̱̙̗͚̪̣̳̰͎͎̂̈͆͂̂̉̊͛█͉̳̲͈̞̫̝̘̮̦̣̼̭͇͑ͥ̐ͭ̅̉̇̿ͮ͂͊͛̄̾͒̽͛̓̚█̰̹̻̳̱͔̝ͣͪ̂͂█̝̦͓͍̫̘̜̙̬̟̯̰̩̯͔̳͖̱̣ͨͮͤͦ̑̐̈́̈́̾͗͊̃͌█͓͖̭̥̥̜̌̀ͩͯ́̂̆̏̄̊ͦ̽ͅ"

The Black Moon continues to blast it's accretion jet down upon the Cake Pile, raising its Hp to 120,000. Meanwhile, the second moon lands upon Surtur, dealing a whopping 240,000 damage.

Getting onto his knees, Surtur unhooks The Axe from his belt, using it to cut Cake 4 in half. Picking through its frosting, he finds the "Freeze Ray".
"O͑ͭ̊͂h̴̎̇,̔͌̋̌͛̄̚ ͐̌ͥͩ̔͆D̴̅ͥͮ̇͊̑ͨr̴̾ͣà͛̇̃̃ē̑ͮ̀d̛ǫnͩͪ͂͊̋͠.ͧͮ̉̊ ͆͒̑̄ͬ̚Y͒ơǘ̷̑̑͐ͭ̉̚ ̽ͨa͆͛ͮ̒ͧ̌̓nͦͫͬ̈ͫ̅̚d̅ ͦ͌͋yͯ̎̒ō̄ur̓ͦͬ͗̿͏ ̨̃̂̄̎ĉͭ̎le̿ͩ̾̀͜vͭͭe͒̆̋̓͘r̶ ̛ͬlͯ͐ͥ̓̌͛̂i͐ͣͫͥ͑ͮ͒̕t͐ͫ̇̂ͦt̒̓̍̚lͦ̉͛̊̍̚e͑̎͛ͨ̅͊́ ̶̌̑̾d͒ę̎̎ͩ̑̈vͤͪ̑͆͜įͪ͛͌̒ċ͠ė̢͗͑ͮ̀̿sͯͣ..͆.̧͑̄"
Surtur looks at the Cake Guy of Cake.
"W͜h̀ã͋̊͐̈ͦ͋t͐̎͒ͭ̄́͐ ̢͋̉͛͒͋̊̿wͥ̈̈́̄̿̚͠aͯ̔ͯͬ́͑͌s̶͑̏ͬ͛̌ͥͫ ͩ͋̂͑̊̎i͛ͨ͑ͯ́t̍̍̉̾͛ ̓ͦ͆ͯ̀̿͊yͯ̈ͬ̚͟öͯ̔ͫư͒ ̓̅̐̚s̨̏̏͒̉̋ͯ̋a̓̋ͦi̎ͭ͂͗̒dͮ̃̃̇ͩ̇̚?̉̔͗ͧ͊ ̍͗T̒͋ͤ͒͛̓͢ĥ͑͆̓ͦaͩ̅̈́̇͛͑t̉̾̈́ͮ͑̎̚͘'͒̇̈́̐ͨͤ͠s̉̉̋ͩ͞ ̨̈́̓̽͌̍̊ỳ̅͗͋̂͗ͯö́ͪͥu͒́̄ͫ͋ͥ'̌͜d̔͆ͬ̍͟ ͥ̈̆͋͐̅̕j̢̾u̧͂̾̽s̢̔̌͂́t̓͆ͭͥ͆̎̎ ͐͗bͪ̊̊͒̔̒ȇ̀̔ ̍̿ͭq̊̽̈́ǔͫͩͬͬͮ̎iͣ̌͒ͩ̓ͯe̢̾̿̓͒̂͌t̡ ̾̒̇ī̈̊̉ͣ̚͢f̒̇̚ ̈́͗̔̉ͣ̍Ì ͪ͋ͧ̔̓̕s̈́̒̔̈́t̢̆͛o̒͆͢p̨̌̄̀̇̚p̕e̋̅̀͗d͋ ͒at̨͛t̋ͥ̈́̅ͮͬ̚͠aͭ͂̏̈ͧ̔̒c͑̍̀͂͆kͥͩ́̎̐ͨ͊̕i͂̃ͣ̄̂ǹg ͏yͬ͌̅̊ͤơ͊̑ͮ̐ͧ̚ü̈̑͆̔̏́?̇ͮͣ̔ͯ͋͛"
He dangles the "Freeze Ray" over Cake Guy of Cake's head.
́̓ͮ͛ͦͫ͐͘"̿̔̚Y̷ͬo̸͐͊ͮú̏ͯ̽̋̋̂ c̑ͤ̓̒̌̀̊ál͛̈͋l̾̌ͩ̄́ ̸̄̔ͣ͊͂hä̃̈nͧ́̉͠d̔̾̅ͭ̓i̾̏͗̈́͛ͤn͊͒͒gͯ̽͌ ͒͒ͣ͡tͥͭͤ͂̐h̊̍iͭ͛̍͂ͣs̴͒̋ͧ͂ ͣ͐ͦ̇̆̊́ŏ͊̔vẽ̸̎̉r͐̅̆̄͝ to̶͊ͨ̆ ͛̎́y̔ͥ̃́ou̅̿ͮ̌̚͞rͬͣ̃̃ ̌̚̚f̏͆͆͛ͫ̚r̐i̢e̵̾͒̓̔̄̏n̚dͭ͌̈́͂ͧ ͧ͒̋qͯ͋ȕį͆e̿ͥ̀̓ͩ͐tͯ̓̎ͭ͋̐̚?̓̐́̒͞"ͮ
Surtur sighs.
̽͞"̿̈́̄ͬD͌͑̓ͦi͌͂d̢͊̾̽͑̚ ͗̏̂͐ͪͨ͗y̅ͦ̌o̸͆ͦ̾ủ̸͊ ̉͟k̄͑͌̓̏n͌̂́o͘w̢͐ ̴̋ͮ̄͂t͛̊ͪ͆hͯ̅̇̍̿ͫ̌aͧ͋̎̚t̄ͭ͡ ͨ̽̚I̊ ̑̓̒ͪͣ̌̎ļ͛i̊̀v͋̎e̐͆̚dͭ͐͑̆͗͆ͭ ̈̐ͤͪ͋͝iͣ͑̇ͤň̷̈́̀̊ ͒aͦ̕ ̌͡t͒̏ͨ̈́̈́ͪ̌͢i̋̆m̎͡ȩ͊̑ ͯ͛ͯͫ̄̀w̶̄ͤ̉ͧ̏ͪͥh͊͂̉̚͏e̡ňͦ̎ͧ͞ ̉̇̑͗ͧṕ̉̍͆̋͞eͣͥo͋̀͑p̸l͢eͦ ̸̅ͦ͂̈ͬ̒w̅͜o͐̀ͮu̡͛͑̒̍̅̂ͭl̔͗͊̆̉͏d͊ͣ̉̒ͤ ̍͂̓̃͏ḧ́̒͜oͣn̶͑ͭ̈͂oͯ̋rͥ͂̎ͮ̂̑͂ ͟ẗ́h͆͜ĕ̷͆́͑̌͊̓ ̵ͯsͣ̂̉ͫ͗̿p̨ͮ̌̈͂̉î̾̚̕r͜i͒̃̆̍ͨ̚t͌͠ ̄̽͋́̕ò̏͛͌f ̛ͬ͌ͬ͛̈t̡̑ͤ̊ͫͨͤ̚h̀ͥ͋͛̏̂ͦë́ͤ̇͂ͬ̈́ͭi̇̇͌̕r̆̓ͬ̀̿ͤ ̷̓ͤpͥͤͮr͒ͦ̇̋̓͘o̐ͩͩ͒̍̀m͊ͯ̈́ͦis̔ȩ̌̾s̛ͭ̀̀?̓̆ͬͤ͑"̢ͭ̂̌̃
̍̉̓͑͆̑͟"̕Wͮ̍̄͟êͭͩ͝l̓̅̽̆ͬl̀͐̐̔ͪ͛̈́,̌͋̿ ͥ̓́͜I̓ͭ̀'ͣ̾ͨͯͥlͦͩ̔̔l̀͆ͣ̂͋ͨ̐ ͨ̀̔͝Į'̄̄̈̑ll͒́͆̀ͣ ̍͊́̎̈́̍̚ḣ͑̓͗͛̕ô̽n̓ͭ͑̐̏̌̕ơ͆ŗͬ̓̚ ̋̑̽t̂̆ͪ́̓͑́hē̈́ͨ̇̃͂̄ ̇̑̾͒̓ŵ̶̂ͭ͛͂̔̓o̵͗͆r͘d̛ͩ ̂ͣ̃̀̀oͬ͊ͭ̚f̛ͨ̑̆ ́̐͐̓ͤͮt̸̔̏̊hͭ́̓͂̓͘iͮ͂ͤ͛̄s͗̎ ͗͡a̿̆͋̎͋̚͝ǵ̴̄̆r̴ͯê̡ͫe̡̍͊͋͐ͥ̐m͊̂e̴̓̉̑ň̨̈́͐ͩ͌͒t̾ͪ̓ͤ," he growls. ͂͡"Ī̉̃̐̆͋̚ ̀wͦ͑̓͂ͩ̀̚o̡ͪ̒͐ͦ̎nͧͨ'́̓ͫͤ͊̊͐͢t̓̌̈́͂͞ ͤͦͯăͨͧ̊̃ͫ̚͜t̨͐̃̌̌̊ͦt̶̾̆ͤͨ̚a̎͗͏c͆k̸͆̏ͫͬͤ̐ ̛͆̑ͦ̐̅̓͌yͣ͌͗͠o̡ͫ̓̀u̽̉ͭ̃̅̓.̆ͯ̒̐̇͒̿"
Suddenly, he rises to his full height. Despite having shrunk from the cold, he still towers over the walls of the Confectionery Castle, which he kicks in, breaking its dodge enhancement over all members of the Kingdom of Kake.
"T̐́h̸̃̈ͬ̉̒ͦͣa̅͂t̆̈́ͮ̀͂͗̑ ̌̓̔̃ͫ̇d̿̎̑ͣͤ͋ó͂̑ͥ͒͐͗ȩ͑̚šn̴ͮ̅̄̌͗̚'͐́͆ͣ̌̏͑tͣͦ͛̿͒̅̚ ̃͛ͫ͝a͌ͨͦ̿ͫ̃p̓͂͋p̑̑̉l͜y ̅ͮͨ͛̓t̿ͪ̽͡oͦ̈́̾͗̽̑̔ ̡̎ͣ͊͊́y̆͐̈́ou̴r ͐͑̂́̀k͊i̷͛̊̿͂ͬ̾n͗̅̃̇g̵̊ͯdͣöͯͯͯ̂mͮ̿͑̒ͮ͒.͐̂̓̋̿͊̅"
Willing the Axe to glow, Surtur creates a barrier of plasma around the Nitrogen Gun, taking it out of play for the Time Being. Meanwhile, a Time Being actually arrives, to investigate the source of the cake-based wave of mass hysteria and destruction in the neighboring universes. Seeing that the Elemental Lord of Fire is already exacting justice, it stands back.
"I͑̚͠ ͋͡w̆ͮ̈a̽̃͝nͬ̇ͣͤ̿̋̇t ͦͦ̾͆̿ÿ̸́ǫ̔ͦ͐ͮ̆u̸̽ ͐̋ͭͭt͛ͬ̿ͬ͘o̍͛̎͘ ̨̈́r̂ͨͬ̄́ͮ̃e̎̇̃ḿ͑ͭe̅̈́̿m͊ͩ͆̚b̌̊̌͆e̓̋ͦ̃̐͑r͌̈́̒͞:͛͐̋ ̢̑̔̽̏ͯ̔Y̛͌̿̑͌ͦ̑o̡ͬu͌ͪ ̄̄̎̈̀̋ͪca͛̏̊̓̃͆̆u͂̆͂̆͟sͥ̔̐̂̑e͛ͤ̃͆d ̄̆̓͑̒t̋h̊̏̾ͫ̊i̢ͪ̆̆s̆͏.ͦͬ̉͞"

In other news, the Science Lab finishes Sciencing, and is at full Science.

Meanwhile, at the Graveyard, a Land crashes into the apparently-stunned Blazing Deity for 25 Damage, scattering chunks of colored stone across the Medium. In this field of Debris, The Worm stalks for the Tumor-bearer.

FIELD: BLACK MOON. Power: 30%. Loses Power each round. Releases Heat on one Target.
WEATHER: LUNAR IMPACT. Will strike a Target. Can be directed! Impact in 1!

[N][BOSS] Surtur. 1,065,000/1,800,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. 100,000 Regen. [A] Laevateinn. Strong Power. Divinium. [A] The Axe. Overwhelming Power.
[N] Plasma Barrier. 150,000/150,000 Hp. [A] "Extra-Strong Souped-Up Freeze Ray". Setting: 2/10. Uses: ???
[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[???][ELITE] Time Being. 100/100 Hp.

[A] Flamethrowers. Uses: 3. Faint Power!
[A] Tesla Canon. Uses: 3. Moderate Power!
[A-Part] RPG Arm. Uses: 3. Ignores Dodge! Moderate Power!
[A] Acidic Spray. Uses: 2! Faint Power!
[A] Artifact of Force. Uses: 1. Strong Power!
[A]Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen!
[A] Soul Gem. Strong Power. Simulating an afterlife.

[AT] Pweron Dum. 66/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura! [A] Regen Buckler. 1 Hp Regen/Round.
[PC-Pastry Paladin][BOSS] The Cake 185,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 4/6. To me, confectionarians: 8/8. Renown: [6]. Kingdom size: [11]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool. Regeneration 10,000, 1.
[AT-JOE???] VOIDSHIP: 53% constructed.
~~[AT-Pastry Paladin]~~ ~~Confectionary Castle. 150,000/200,000 Hp.~~ ~~+30% dodge to all [KoK].~~
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 75,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 8/10. Manned by Cake Mooks!
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Mooks. 1/4 Hp. [KoK]. x 10
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 6/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK]
~~[AS-Pastry Paladin]~~ ~~CGC 4: 1/4 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Fourth in a Trilogy!: 3/3. [KoK]~~
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 45,000/100,000 Hp. 75,000/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Pile. 120,000 Hp. Targeted by Black Moon! +30,000 Hp per round.

[AT] Pastry Paladin. 14/20 Hp. [A] Reality Gem. Strong Power. Slightly cracked!
[AT] Kit. 15/20 Hp. [A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AS] True Neo EX. 9/20 Hp. [A] Power Index Finger. Grafted! Mana: 10. Point and Click: 3/3. [A] Time Gem. Strong Power.
[AT] Loony. 15/20 Hp. [A] Animal Masks in a bag. [A] Loony's "Masterpiece". Uses: 5. 2 AC. Moderate Power! Can Both Attacc and Protecc! Can Damage AC. 80% Accuracy. W H Y
[AT] Hungry Visitor. 15/20 Hp. [A] The Blue/Purple Card. Uses: 1. Moderate Power.
[AS] Desparademon. 18/30 Hp. [?] The Truth. Moon-Boosted!
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 15/20 Hp. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|.
[AT] [REDACTED]. 20/20 Hp. [A] Infinity Gauntlet. Durability: 2. Strong Power!

THE GRAVEYARD
[N] Blazing Deity. 37/60 Hp. [?] The Burden. [A] Mind Gem. Strong Power. Uses: 3. [A] The Tumor.

[???][ELITE] "Worm". 133/133 Hp.

JOEbob · Aug 6, 2019

"Before anything else, Surtur..."
"I thought that was the intent-it was certainly my own. Look, I didn't hand the ray. I'd already set up the trade in the SAFE before dying. So, when I saw I was holding the freeze ray and ought to be out of the fight, I did my best to set things up as they would be if I was dead, or no longer existed: the freeze ray on the ground in the vicinity of the safe, held by nobody."
"if I was dead, CGC3 would still have picked up the ray, because they still knew it was there, and used it on you, very likely. The only scenario where the ray doesn't get used is when I'm kicked out of the fight And your attack destroys the freeze rat in the process, or if we acknowledge that I'm out of the fight and I then take the ray with me, which would be continuing to influence the fight."
"(Or, i guess, if CGC3 realized you consider this dishonour.)"
"I apologise for any dishonour you percieve this to have caused; CGC3 would have known and not done so, but the Soul Gem is evidently incapable of making computational copies of the freeze ray; as such, they lost the ability to see how you would react to it, and knew not to avoid the action."
Pastry Paladin picks up everything CGC3 had except the Soul Gem, which goes to CGOC.
Other actions after that are 1) use the Reality Gem on the Laboratory to give it a boost of some kind and 2) heal up the Cake.
The Cake Mooks will expend the research they used the Laboratory to do in order to increase the Size of The Cake's Shield health.
The Cake will presumably use To Me,Confectionarians. to summon what? I dunno.
I also suggest The Cake to the health to healing sacrifice. Why? Because the Cake is immune to damage while the number of KoK is equal to or greater then 10, and there are 11 right now (+ the contents of To Me, Confectionarians. ). So,this heals it to full.
CGOC will use the soul stone given to them by Cake Guy to figure out how to explain to surtur what it was before Surtur can kill anything else. that is, if the above sentance is insufficient, they will say something sufficient, as long as there exist true sufficient statements. If they have actions left, they heal the Lab.

Does CGC4 get another respawn from here? Fourth in a trillogy is fully charged, and the EOTB still lists them as having 1 AP...

Nedben · Aug 6, 2019

FOCUS: Despara enacts 'a state of division': that is, the insertion of a large cube of extra space area between Surtur's torso and Axe-wielding arm, for the sake of literal disarmament. Air rushes in before fire does to fill the new space: an arm is torn off, and an Axe brought with it. Such are the flaws of manifestation in humanoid form.

"@Pweron Dum yo what art thou doing" Chad Buskin says, exiting harmlessly from the side of a horse like he was just riding inside it the whole time. "you're not a self-insert but you've got some form of imperial privilege mojo to y'all shenanigans so i'm sure you've got power going on somehow. boot up your unit designation, check yo privilege, and let's find out ma'am."

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