AUMA, Lord of all Cosmos
Ishmael: home plane
Jojolion
Jojolion continues posing in front of Auma in a defensive manner.
Auma bends the light from a brightbeast into a darkbeast, reducing them both to ordinary beasts and, if I'm lucky, blinding both.
Scan Za Rodo to discover more about the nature of Oblivion. Is it like death, or void, or space? Is it some kind of anti-mind, or is it the antithesis to being? Maybe its the opposite of creation, making it either stagnation, decay or destruction?
In any case, I channel JoJo memes into Za Rodo and swipe away the space currently occupied by P2's head, screaming [ZA HANDO]. The minor vacuum that this creates is wnough to screw with the air the rest of his body was using as fuel enough to put him out, killing him.
6/50
As P2 starts to fall to The Ego's use of "Za Rodo" (The Rod), I half-smile and quickly lift my hand up with a flicker, and my fingers all elongate immensely while also being contracted so as to not get in anyones way. then, as The Ego's attack lands, I extend all 5. the thumb contorts and envelopes The Axe, pulling it back into the somewhat-faded someone-else's-problem bubble where I hold on to it for now, while the other 4 spear into P2's assorted limbs. as they die, the limbs and extremities of their magical fire are sucked into the same storage dimension I have some of P5's limbs, godmodder leg, IP leg, Blackguard Leg, Herald arm, etecuh etecuh, one where time is frozen among other things.
...If I fail to retrieve the Axe for reasons other then another allied player doing so first, however, I frown, and immediately point the Spacial Spear at it. with a flash, a bubble of orange space warps into existance around it, and quickly moves it into the [AG] formation, away from any PG theft, before leaving it there, temporarily untouchable.
ENTITY ORDERS to come
PGS will again attack anyone who attacks me. Try it if you want, enemies. It's not worth it.
Nogatu continues his Toootally not suicidal combat. All the templars make a second fort within the fort. fortception! this is mostly because I can't see how strong the fort they just made is, so i dunno what it needs added most.
Zeyron just used elemental ignition! instead ,it recharges. Zeyron recieves a suggestion: if the PGS rides out to attack someone without countering powers, he could ride with it, and also attack whoever it is. this puts his attacking powers to use, while keeping him safe in this fragile, not-yet-fully-come-into-his-own state.
Special Sam uses Evocombobulation, recreating his special list so he will continue being able to use a special every round with relatively little overlap. you see, the longer its been since he started, the harder it is to add variety without the new special finishing when another special is charged, so Special Sams list changes and de-charges periodically (in a manner that improves it overall).
like, for example, see this.
Regemerate: 1/2. Hasty Work: 2/3. X-Bubble: 3/5. EvoCombobulation: 8/8.
without Ecombob, next round after this, he can use hasty work or regemerate. then, xbubble and whatever he didn't choose. but both those rounds, he's leaving something unused, which is a bit of a waste. which is why the first 3 are prime numbers- regemerate and hasty work don't interfere with one another until round 6, and then they've got Evocombobulation as soon as they run out of active useables.
so, generate sam some new list, with numbers like, say, this, for the charge times at start:
2/3[smth] 3/5[smth] 4/7[smth] 1/8[the sequence reworker special]
(it has a roundly special for 4 rounds, then 2 gap rounds and another 2 rounds of specials. good enough but feel free to come up with another start state if you like. oh, and try to include something along the lines of hasty work aside from all the wacky stuff.) 3/3! 4/5 5/77 || 1/3 5/5! 6/7 || 2/3 1/5 7/7! || 3/3! 2/5 1/7 ||1/3 3/5 2/7 || 2/3 4/5 3/7
I get back to training in my time chamber. i have every intent to increase the gravity I train under by an order of magnitude each turn. I am currently attempting to train with the Kaioshin, since I had finished training with the Kais just before exiting the chamber.
38/50 THUNDERSTRUCK Hmm... I'm still contemplating the Pionomodder. Does that mean I can take PP (ProPionomodder)? While he is busy contemplating life, the universe, and everything, his guitar case somehow decides to take action (somehow). A chisel (Chiseling Instrument) and a hammer (Fine Adjustment Instrument) fly out of it. They launch themselves over to the ice cage LJG is trapped in. First, the chisel embeds itself into the ice. Then, the hammer follows it, whacking the cage open. However, based on its trajectory, it launches itself up afterwards and hits the chisel again, breaking a hole just wide enough for LJG to make it through. Thinking about it, wouldn't we need two alignments. We would need whatever you feel toward the Godmodder and whatever you feel about the Pionomodder. Of course, for those against the Pionomodder, they should be called APP, Against Piono's Power, just to make some variation. They should also get smart phones because... Why not? So, I guess I would be AGPP, at least for now...
Throw some eggs at the godmodder because now I'm thinking about eggs. Perfectly clear eggs. Containing not-clear eggs. Eggs with eggs inside of them. Eggily.
(skipping over extended description of eggs that make more eggs)
...Did we just drop an egg-shaped fortress on the Godmodder?
We did now. You know what, let's go back to full BS mode. Hey, Godmodder. You're immune to audio, so we'll throw it at you in egg based format.
What.
Visual-audio, but in reverse. And the images are on eggs.
Ew.
Alright, we'll use a spinning wheel to launch the eggs at the Godmodder. Amenominakanushi, you drop the giant bags full of eggs from upper stage. On it. Grimoire of Alice, you do the JoJo thing and provide the eggs. Now, uh...what do we download on the eggs...
I know! How aboNO. well fine then, we'll use...uh....hmmm. Forward from a higher layer says reality won't survive a rebooted Homestuck invasion, so while it can do the killing it'll likely be too tenacious afterward. And too focused on that cast, when there's no evidence they can't be genericized to...whatever.
...Maybe Ge.Ne.Sis ripoffs? I wrote something for that. Nah, we've already got the whole Stand-Persona thing going on, adding more tarots would be redundant.But what if it counts as thematic instead of repetitive?We just attempted to make her eat dirt, I doubt she'll be amenable to that.Why would she be amenable to anything? This is an attack on her integrity and not-being-egged.Um, guys? Grimoire of Alice needs the egg data. Fine, we'll have it be a....would Golden Sun be in poor taste? Maybe, but Amiti was so nice to...Oh god, I'm becoming you!Look, habit is habit. Give up.No.fiiiineMaybe we can have it be, uh... screw it, abstract invasion-by-popular-media prompting but we don't actually know what it is yet! Maybe the Godmodder will use future-Google on Myst or whatever. Or maybe it'll be popular media from this universe and so the NPCs will know more than us! Next thing you say you'll be asking him to do Icarus Badlands.Please, I have standards.Very low standards.I admit that.So we're just hoping for retrogenesis, yes? Yeah sure.
13/50
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Again, please. Alpha Strike. Now is the time.
Meanwhile, I deploy a Portable Sun Generator (it's a miniature star in a box!) in front of the Godmodder. Her Lunar Shield reflects the sunlight, to be sure, but with quick thinking and the use of a multitude of mirrors, I reflect it right back into her eyes, triply concentrated.
Now blinded, she staggers slightly, into the proximity radius for the Sun Generator's supernova contingency. To put it simply, there's a very big, very intense explosion with the Godmodder caught in the middle of it.
[x1] Astrec creates the table of contents, having revived last turn.
[x1] He steals all of his artifacts still there on the floor back, then asks everyone if he can have the ones he grabbed back, especially the thief's grasp.
[x1] Astrec takes the elemental vials he took from science world, and takes the Blackguard's arm. He begins working on something with them.
11 Charges
I wake from my nap and get out of the hot springs that I made after putting on my robes.
Uncertain of what else I should this turn... I grab a word snipper, snipped off Re from P4 Resolute, leaving them with solute, and then dosing them with a bucket of water through the use of portals and water bucket shenanigans. Said shenanigans involve dimensional sniping and a random drain, which is ready to drain P4 new solvent form to... somewhere.
Look, I don't have the time to map out the dimensional piping of the dang thing...
I have learned considerably from the Kaioshin, and am at 50 times earth gravity. I am going to continue until things seem really bad, so don't expect me back anything like soon. I am hoping to be able to use the kaioken at a times one hundred efficiency before returning.
39/50 THUNDERSTRUCK Hmm... I guess for Pro Pionomodder, it would be PPP, Pro Piono Powers. Then it matches with APP, also known as app. Otherwise, it just gets a bit confusing. Whatever. LJG stares blankly at the bright beast for a few seconds. He then realizes his eyes are being bombarded by light rays. Afterwards, he recognizes a sense of pain in his eyeballs. So, he takes the logical action and looks away. He searches every single one of his pockets until he reaches for the one inside of his jacket. There they are. And, as if anyone didn't expect this, he pulls out a pair of cool guy shades. You may ask why he has them. Well... it's a long story. Let's just say the Radorsome System has been going through a drop in climate and leave it at that. However, due to their alien nature, these sunglasses are both stylish and efficient, equally dimming light no matter how much light they have to filter. This allows space travelers to see clearly anywhere. Back to now, LJG puts on said sunglasses with a look of content. Wait, are those bright beasts? Don't people usually use the term light beast. That's just a more straightforward contrast between dark beast and light beast, right? I mean, it doesn't matter, but I sometimes wanna get to know the non-horrific things I attack.
7/50
Since the FINAL TEMPLAR FORTRESS is still invisible, i conclude it is indestructible. also, infinite power. etec etec. -->?
ahem. Other then that, I start an alchemization. the alchemiter exists, and it makes some pretty good stuff, like the discount elemental alchemies. let's see... I want something that radiates descended. so first, I grab a bottle and fill it with a little descended energy. then I change my mind, and discard the 'bottle' part. I'll just use descended energy directly. Now, from what I know of hoemstuckl//The Game, alchemy doesn't actually need to consume component parts. you can memorize the code, write it down on another card, and punch it appropriately. so...
first off, I check Descended Energy || Spacial spear. taking the resulting code, I check what it'll give. Assuming a vaguely favourable result (a spear which stores a ton of descended energy instead of space energy, or some such), I continue:
Descending Dory (Dory is, in fact, a real type of spear. alliteration!)
hm... what to add next? well, I don't really want it as a weapon. Zeyron's got the alchemys already. I want it as some other kind of equip... so that leaves an accessory, or armor, or I suppose a potion like the draught.
(...)
Well, it's been 30 minutes at least and I've FINALLY found a list of the elemental alchemies... as piono made them in another world. hopefully they match up enough that I can use that to find the contents of the discount elemental alchemies.
Hammer: earth
Axe : fire
.... oh hey it switches to completely unrelated things from then on!
WOO!
one of those things involves this alchemization recipe so I have the names of some of the elemental alchemies, for all the good that does me Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Acrum Aereum && Nulla Stella && Denito Surrexit && Deum Lucem && Nocte Consumes && Abiit && Exedo && Lex Ordinis && Vita Australi && Aquilonem Mors && Vi Forti && Traho && Mens Potentiam && Maleficis Est && Disparem && Potentias Eius && Finem && Deus Liber
uh... TF: Earth, hammer. LI: Fire, Axe. Dlv: Water, Trident. Sprsq : air? storms? unsure. some kind of bow. VN: plants? a staff. NN: lasers...? some rifles. Arct: ice?? a rapier. AA: not mentioned. not mentioned. NS: space, whip? DS: time, watch. DL: Light, a mace. NC: Darkness(?), gauntlet, Aviit: probabbly a sickle of void, but unknown. Exedo: ring, chaos/entropy. LO: order, scepter. VA: Life?? scythe. AM: Death, a scythe. VF: Magnetism, staff. Traho: Gravity, chestplate. MP: "a crystal with a crystal on its surface" (a crown), Mind. ME: godcraft? creation? dunno. amulet. Dsp: inversion/mirroring; mirror. PE: ???? Finem: The Rod. The Rod.The Rod. DL: Scroll, Reality.
I think, tentatively, ignoring the new elements (which were easy to find on discord, but probably not part of the discount set if i'm guessing right, and are Beast (Catchpole) Blood (Knife) Machine (Wrench) Hope (Vial) Sound (Guitar) Ink (Pen) Code (Rocket Launcher) Dream (Naginata) Tetrominoes (Shield) Ranch Dressing (Blender) Train (Train))
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So, Deus Liber has a similar effect, in that it empowers the user... but it's a scroll, and generally doesn't mesh with the idea... oh, I know!
Before doing anything with Descended Dory, I alchemize Discount Deus Liber || Discount Maleficis Est (I might have used exedo, but i'm guessing that something to do with it was the reason for <0> or whatever and I'm in No hurry to repeat that), and then I alchemize (Descending Dory && (Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est)) -> fine -> || (Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est).
So, in the end, using the Discount Elemental Alchemies and the spacial spear as a source of patterns, I do...
(((Descended energy || Spacial Spear)&&(Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est)) Fine)||(Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est)
see, first it makes an descended-energy storing spear. then, I get a (discount) reality artifact in the shape of an amulet (because Shape.), and combine it with the descended energy storing spear. then, it goes through the 'fine' setting to hopefully make it somewhat less discount. then, I ensure it maintains the shape post-[Fine] via doing the shape-combiner again with the discount reality artifact amulet.
I'm doing something with that next turn but not yet, assuming it works ok. if it doesn't well it doesn't so.
Oh uh the monsterpigs mine right he bodyguards special sam and the binding stone after giving uhhhhh lets say Zeyron deaths ankh.
14/50
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I cycle the Innovator to Semi-Automatic Sniper mode, load it with water canister rounds, aim it at the Fire Elemental, and unload into it with extreme prejudice.
Hmm, Revolver Ocelot was injured, time for RETALIATORY ATTACKING.
Using the Thieves Grasp to wield the Voidsteel Greatsword, the girl growls and launches herself at P2, leaping onto their head and kicking off of it, jumping up in the air and doing an overly fancy pirouette literally in midair, before plunging her sword down into P2's face.
AUMA, Lord of all Cosmos
Ishmael: home plane
Jojolion
Jojolion continues posing in front of Auma in a defensive manner.
Auma bends the light from a brightbeast into a darkbeast, reducing them both to ordinary beasts and, if I'm lucky, blinding both.
Scan Za Rodo to discover more about the nature of Oblivion. Is it like death, or void, or space? Is it some kind of anti-mind, or is it the antithesis to being? Maybe its the opposite of creation, making it either stagnation, decay or destruction?
In any case, I channel JoJo memes into Za Rodo and swipe away the space currently occupied by P2's head, screaming [ZA HANDO]. The minor vacuum that this creates is wnough to screw with the air the rest of his body was using as fuel enough to put him out, killing him.
Entities Ordered.
ELEMENT O
OBLIVION
Oblivion opposes creation, and represents nonexistence. Oblivion makes things not, bringing things to an end.
Oblivion has no living elementals, as all were wiped out prior to recorded history.
As you swipe The Rod at P2, he raises his Axe to block. As they connect, the energies of your weapons cancel out. Existence shudders as the Elemental Planes of Oblivion and Fire shift to meet each other. A gate opens between your weapons, depositing the two of you at the border of this convergence. P2 sighs. "no you know one reason why us elemental lords do not fight each other"
"we may duel right now if you wish but i prefer that we disengage for now"
As your bees sting her, the Godmodder laughs. "You may be wondering why I laugh. This is why. You show me all this, as if you think I don't already know. I am ancient, Voidling. I have traveled to countless worlds, each more alien than the last. I have seen empires both grim and valourous rise and fall. I lived in a time when anything was possible, when we could eliminate the cancers of reality. I was born before beings far stronger than any of us combined, and have lived after they fell. By myself, I have hidden for millennia, watching as everything around me decayed into chaos, as your kind have built upon what we left behind. You believe that any pain you've experienced can possibly hurt me. This is why I laugh."
You pick up Clear Thought.
6/50
As P2 starts to fall to The Ego's use of "Za Rodo" (The Rod), I half-smile and quickly lift my hand up with a flicker, and my fingers all elongate immensely while also being contracted so as to not get in anyones way. then, as The Ego's attack lands, I extend all 5. the thumb contorts and envelopes The Axe, pulling it back into the somewhat-faded someone-else's-problem bubble where I hold on to it for now, while the other 4 spear into P2's assorted limbs. as they die, the limbs and extremities of their magical fire are sucked into the same storage dimension I have some of P5's limbs, godmodder leg, IP leg, Blackguard Leg, Herald arm, etecuh etecuh, one where time is frozen among other things.
...If I fail to retrieve the Axe for reasons other then another allied player doing so first, however, I frown, and immediately point the Spacial Spear at it. with a flash, a bubble of orange space warps into existance around it, and quickly moves it into the [AG] formation, away from any PG theft, before leaving it there, temporarily untouchable.
ENTITY ORDERS to come
PGS will again attack anyone who attacks me. Try it if you want, enemies. It's not worth it.
Nogatu continues his Toootally not suicidal combat. All the templars make a second fort within the fort. fortception! this is mostly because I can't see how strong the fort they just made is, so i dunno what it needs added most.
Zeyron just used elemental ignition! instead ,it recharges. Zeyron recieves a suggestion: if the PGS rides out to attack someone without countering powers, he could ride with it, and also attack whoever it is. this puts his attacking powers to use, while keeping him safe in this fragile, not-yet-fully-come-into-his-own state.
Special Sam uses Evocombobulation, recreating his special list so he will continue being able to use a special every round with relatively little overlap. you see, the longer its been since he started, the harder it is to add variety without the new special finishing when another special is charged, so Special Sams list changes and de-charges periodically (in a manner that improves it overall).
like, for example, see this.
Regemerate: 1/2. Hasty Work: 2/3. X-Bubble: 3/5. EvoCombobulation: 8/8.
without Ecombob, next round after this, he can use hasty work or regemerate. then, xbubble and whatever he didn't choose. but both those rounds, he's leaving something unused, which is a bit of a waste. which is why the first 3 are prime numbers- regemerate and hasty work don't interfere with one another until round 6, and then they've got Evocombobulation as soon as they run out of active useables.
so, generate sam some new list, with numbers like, say, this, for the charge times at start:
2/3[smth] 3/5[smth] 4/7[smth] 1/8[the sequence reworker special]
(it has a roundly special for 4 rounds, then 2 gap rounds and another 2 rounds of specials. good enough but feel free to come up with another start state if you like. oh, and try to include something along the lines of hasty work aside from all the wacky stuff.) 3/3! 4/5 5/77 || 1/3 5/5! 6/7 || 2/3 1/5 7/7! || 3/3! 2/5 1/7 ||1/3 3/5 2/7 || 2/3 4/5 3/7
I get back to training in my time chamber. i have every intent to increase the gravity I train under by an order of magnitude each turn. I am currently attempting to train with the Kaioshin, since I had finished training with the Kais just before exiting the chamber.
38/50 THUNDERSTRUCK Hmm... I'm still contemplating the Pionomodder. Does that mean I can take PP (ProPionomodder)? While he is busy contemplating life, the universe, and everything, his guitar case somehow decides to take action (somehow). A chisel (Chiseling Instrument) and a hammer (Fine Adjustment Instrument) fly out of it. They launch themselves over to the ice cage LJG is trapped in. First, the chisel embeds itself into the ice. Then, the hammer follows it, whacking the cage open. However, based on its trajectory, it launches itself up afterwards and hits the chisel again, breaking a hole just wide enough for LJG to make it through. Thinking about it, wouldn't we need two alignments. We would need whatever you feel toward the Godmodder and whatever you feel about the Pionomodder. Of course, for those against the Pionomodder, they should be called APP, Against Piono's Power, just to make some variation. They should also get smart phones because... Why not? So, I guess I would be AGPP, at least for now...
Throw some eggs at the godmodder because now I'm thinking about eggs. Perfectly clear eggs. Containing not-clear eggs. Eggs with eggs inside of them. Eggily.
(skipping over extended description of eggs that make more eggs)
...Did we just drop an egg-shaped fortress on the Godmodder?
We did now. You know what, let's go back to full BS mode. Hey, Godmodder. You're immune to audio, so we'll throw it at you in egg based format.
What.
Visual-audio, but in reverse. And the images are on eggs.
Ew.
Alright, we'll use a spinning wheel to launch the eggs at the Godmodder. Amenominakanushi, you drop the giant bags full of eggs from upper stage. On it. Grimoire of Alice, you do the JoJo thing and provide the eggs. Now, uh...what do we download on the eggs...
I know! How aboNO. well fine then, we'll use...uh....hmmm. Forward from a higher layer says reality won't survive a rebooted Homestuck invasion, so while it can do the killing it'll likely be too tenacious afterward. And too focused on that cast, when there's no evidence they can't be genericized to...whatever.
...Maybe Ge.Ne.Sis ripoffs? I wrote something for that. Nah, we've already got the whole Stand-Persona thing going on, adding more tarots would be redundant.But what if it counts as thematic instead of repetitive?We just attempted to make her eat dirt, I doubt she'll be amenable to that.Why would she be amenable to anything? This is an attack on her integrity and not-being-egged.Um, guys? Grimoire of Alice needs the egg data. Fine, we'll have it be a....would Golden Sun be in poor taste? Maybe, but Amiti was so nice to...Oh god, I'm becoming you!Look, habit is habit. Give up.No.fiiiineMaybe we can have it be, uh... screw it, abstract invasion-by-popular-media prompting but we don't actually know what it is yet! Maybe the Godmodder will use future-Google on Myst or whatever. Or maybe it'll be popular media from this universe and so the NPCs will know more than us! Next thing you say you'll be asking him to do Icarus Badlands.Please, I have standards.Very low standards.I admit that.So we're just hoping for retrogenesis, yes? Yeah sure.
13/50
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Again, please. Alpha Strike. Now is the time.
Meanwhile, I deploy a Portable Sun Generator (it's a miniature star in a box!) in front of the Godmodder. Her Lunar Shield reflects the sunlight, to be sure, but with quick thinking and the use of a multitude of mirrors, I reflect it right back into her eyes, triply concentrated.
Now blinded, she staggers slightly, into the proximity radius for the Sun Generator's supernova contingency. To put it simply, there's a very big, very intense explosion with the Godmodder caught in the middle of it.
As the Godmodder still has no eyes, you aim concentrated solar radiation into her eyeholes. As your Sun Generator goes Supernova, all the energy from the explosion coalesces into two spheres of superhot plasma, which then go.. Ew. "Hum. Eyes that emit radiation, rather than receive it. This might be interesting."
"a duel it is."
You strike P2 with your newfound grasp of Oblivion Magic, burning away at his armour for 3 damage, which he counters with a punch to your face for 4 damage.
[x1] Astrec creates the table of contents, having revived last turn.
[x1] He steals all of his artifacts still there on the floor back, then asks everyone if he can have the ones he grabbed back, especially the thief's grasp.
[x1] Astrec takes the elemental vials he took from science world, and takes the Blackguard's arm. He begins working on something with them.
You pick up two Spacial Spears, and also look through your indexed materials. The Document with the word Praetorian is this:
[2] Who are you?
Hi. I'm Ainigma. Silly name? I wouldn't have it any other way. You've probably seen me before, I'm the guy with the voice scrambler and silly symbol on his helmet. Anyhow, I'm one of the Godmodder's Praetorians, sworn to defend and represent her interests. Ask me about it if you see me around.
11 Charges
I wake from my nap and get out of the hot springs that I made after putting on my robes.
Uncertain of what else I should this turn... I grab a word snipper, snipped off Re from P4 Resolute, leaving them with solute, and then dosing them with a bucket of water through the use of portals and water bucket shenanigans. Said shenanigans involve dimensional sniping and a random drain, which is ready to drain P4 new solvent form to... somewhere.
Look, I don't have the time to map out the dimensional piping of the dang thing...
I have learned considerably from the Kaioshin, and am at 50 times earth gravity. I am going to continue until things seem really bad, so don't expect me back anything like soon. I am hoping to be able to use the kaioken at a times one hundred efficiency before returning.
39/50 THUNDERSTRUCK Hmm... I guess for Pro Pionomodder, it would be PPP, Pro Piono Powers. Then it matches with APP, also known as app. Otherwise, it just gets a bit confusing. Whatever. LJG stares blankly at the bright beast for a few seconds. He then realizes his eyes are being bombarded by light rays. Afterwards, he recognizes a sense of pain in his eyeballs. So, he takes the logical action and looks away. He searches every single one of his pockets until he reaches for the one inside of his jacket. There they are. And, as if anyone didn't expect this, he pulls out a pair of cool guy shades. You may ask why he has them. Well... it's a long story. Let's just say the Radorsome System has been going through a drop in climate and leave it at that. However, due to their alien nature, these sunglasses are both stylish and efficient, equally dimming light no matter how much light they have to filter. This allows space travelers to see clearly anywhere. Back to now, LJG puts on said sunglasses with a look of content. Wait, are those bright beasts? Don't people usually use the term light beast. That's just a more straightforward contrast between dark beast and light beast, right? I mean, it doesn't matter, but I sometimes wanna get to know the non-horrific things I attack.
Your COOLSHADES:tm: block out any blindness inflicted by the Bright Beasts this round!
I dunno. I just use the term Bright Beast, since that's what I see them as. Bright Beasts. Kind of just making up names as I go along right now.
7/50
Since the FINAL TEMPLAR FORTRESS is still invisible, i conclude it is indestructible. also, infinite power. etec etec. -->?
ahem. Other then that, I start an alchemization. the alchemiter exists, and it makes some pretty good stuff, like the discount elemental alchemies. let's see... I want something that radiates descended. so first, I grab a bottle and fill it with a little descended energy. then I change my mind, and discard the 'bottle' part. I'll just use descended energy directly. Now, from what I know of hoemstuckl//The Game, alchemy doesn't actually need to consume component parts. you can memorize the code, write it down on another card, and punch it appropriately. so...
first off, I check Descended Energy || Spacial spear. taking the resulting code, I check what it'll give. Assuming a vaguely favourable result (a spear which stores a ton of descended energy instead of space energy, or some such), I continue:
Descending Dory (Dory is, in fact, a real type of spear. alliteration!)
hm... what to add next? well, I don't really want it as a weapon. Zeyron's got the alchemys already. I want it as some other kind of equip... so that leaves an accessory, or armor, or I suppose a potion like the draught.
(...)
Well, it's been 30 minutes at least and I've FINALLY found a list of the elemental alchemies... as piono made them in another world. hopefully they match up enough that I can use that to find the contents of the discount elemental alchemies.
Hammer: earth
Axe : fire
.... oh hey it switches to completely unrelated things from then on!
WOO!
one of those things involves this alchemization recipe so I have the names of some of the elemental alchemies, for all the good that does me Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Acrum Aereum && Nulla Stella && Denito Surrexit && Deum Lucem && Nocte Consumes && Abiit && Exedo && Lex Ordinis && Vita Australi && Aquilonem Mors && Vi Forti && Traho && Mens Potentiam && Maleficis Est && Disparem && Potentias Eius && Finem && Deus Liber
uh... TF: Earth, hammer. LI: Fire, Axe. Dlv: Water, Trident. Sprsq : air? storms? unsure. some kind of bow. VN: plants? a staff. NN: lasers...? some rifles. Arct: ice?? a rapier. AA: not mentioned. not mentioned. NS: space, whip? DS: time, watch. DL: Light, a mace. NC: Darkness(?), gauntlet, Aviit: probabbly a sickle of void, but unknown. Exedo: ring, chaos/entropy. LO: order, scepter. VA: Life?? scythe. AM: Death, a scythe. VF: Magnetism, staff. Traho: Gravity, chestplate. MP: "a crystal with a crystal on its surface" (a crown), Mind. ME: godcraft? creation? dunno. amulet. Dsp: inversion/mirroring; mirror. PE: ???? Finem: The Rod. The Rod.The Rod. DL: Scroll, Reality.
I think, tentatively, ignoring the new elements (which were easy to find on discord, but probably not part of the discount set if i'm guessing right, and are Beast (Catchpole) Blood (Knife) Machine (Wrench) Hope (Vial) Sound (Guitar) Ink (Pen) Code (Rocket Launcher) Dream (Naginata) Tetrominoes (Shield) Ranch Dressing (Blender) Train (Train))
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So, Deus Liber has a similar effect, in that it empowers the user... but it's a scroll, and generally doesn't mesh with the idea... oh, I know!
Before doing anything with Descended Dory, I alchemize Discount Deus Liber || Discount Maleficis Est (I might have used exedo, but i'm guessing that something to do with it was the reason for <0> or whatever and I'm in No hurry to repeat that), and then I alchemize (Descending Dory && (Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est)) -> fine -> || (Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est).
So, in the end, using the Discount Elemental Alchemies and the spacial spear as a source of patterns, I do...
(((Descended energy || Spacial Spear)&&(Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est)) Fine)||(Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est)
see, first it makes an descended-energy storing spear. then, I get a (discount) reality artifact in the shape of an amulet (because Shape.), and combine it with the descended energy storing spear. then, it goes through the 'fine' setting to hopefully make it somewhat less discount. then, I ensure it maintains the shape post-[Fine] via doing the shape-combiner again with the discount reality artifact amulet.
I'm doing something with that next turn but not yet, assuming it works ok. if it doesn't well it doesn't so.
Oh uh the monsterpigs mine right he bodyguards special sam and the binding stone after giving uhhhhh lets say Zeyron deaths ankh.
I forgot about the Templar Fortress, my mistake.
You alchemical preview makes something else: Descended Energy || Spacial Spear = The Phoenix Lance. A Winged Spear, formed from the energies which bind us all. May whoever wields this rise anew, and be led to better days.
Wait, where are you getting this information from those words? Anyhow, your second preview:
Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est = Chained Demon Scrolls. The Elements of Magic and Reality combine to form a set of scrolls chained so that they may never be opened. This shut document can be worn around the neck, allowing the knowledge within to trickle into your mind through osmosis, granting you great power.
You then alchemize Phoenix Spear && Chained Demon Scrolls, creating Phoenix Spear && Chained Demon Scrolls = Devil's Damnation. A long, thin spear inscribed with forbidden knowledge. Grants immense power over magic, space and reality, but at what cost?
I hope you know what you're doing.
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I cycle the Innovator to Semi-Automatic Sniper mode, load it with water canister rounds, aim it at the Fire Elemental, and unload into it with extreme prejudice.
70k healing to the Grace Chicken! The Godmodder uses the new gates to Fire in her eyes to summon a pair of Elder Fire Elementals.
Away from the battlefield, P2 sweeps TOG off of his feet with a swift kick, pins him to the ground, and hooks him with the Fishery. With the barbs firmly in place, P2 slams TOG into the ground, back and forth like a ragdoll, dealing 8 damage. "this is an interesting weapon, i have never seen anything of its make before."
P4 takes two scoops of the Godmodder's Ice Cream, and feeds it to the Bright Beasts for 60k healing. Advanced Aaron defects to join his brother, and the Beasts attack the Guardian, Basic Bob, and Advanced Aaron for 65l damage. Two more beasts appear as well, as P5 flickers back into existence and downs the Descended Draught.
+6 PG Morale
The Primal Guardian Spirit is indisposed this round as it begins to remanifest. In his limited Capacity, Auma bends light to lower the accuracy of two of the beasts, as well as deal 40k damage to both of them. The Grace Chicken pecks at a Fire Elemental for 70k damage, Nogatu attacks a Bright Beast for 30k and gets blinded, the Templar Fort appears and becomes an even bigger Fort, Zeyron mounts the Primal Guardian Spirit, Revolver Ocelot reloads and gets burned, and Special Sam Evolves, gaining +20 MHP, as well as some new moves: Regemerate+, Jury-Rig, and Bombthrow, as well as Shuffle. The Monsterpig hands Death's Ankh over to Zeyron, Basic Bob punches a Bright Beast for 80k damage, and the Drone repairs the Binding Stone for 6k Hp.
Inside the Facility, the AMALGAMATION finishes cloning. It enters the battlefield, ready for action. The Godmodder is stunned. "....What the. Kill it. Kill it quickly." Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder. Facility Information ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
PG MORALE: 27%
AG MORALE: 50%
[GM] The Godmodder. 53/80 Hp. Candy: 2 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. [PG] P4. Boi. [PG] P5. 50/50 Hp. Draught Drunk, +10,000 power to Attacks for 3 rounds, Vulnerable in same period. [PG] Dark Beast. 145,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. [PG] Bright Beast. 113,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded. [PG] Bright Beast. 35,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded. [PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 320,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. [PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 250,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. [PG] Dark Beast. 105,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. [PG] Bright Beast. 105,000/145,000 Hp. Assailants Blinded.
Ishmael: healing beck home, I presume
Jojolion
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone
I claim Advanced Aron.
With the hook and line still in my bloodied body, I smirk.
"Rope Trick"
I grab hold of the fishing line and channel arcane energies into it. The rope animates and rapidly coild around me. Within an instant, it's already formed a protal to a demiplane, pulled me in and then pulled itself (along with the rest of The Fishery) inside. Any of P2's attempts to stop this merely result in me taking the line instead of the whole artifact.
Astrec clicks the page button, moving from [2] to [3]. If the following entries are also short, he clicks forward, reading up to three.
Snatch more artifacts.
Astrec then summons a GLODMOGGER, the feared predator of GODMODDERS. It leaps at the Godmodder, who runs away from the beast....
And right into a giant animated pinata filled with active explosives, which eats her. She lands in its explosive filled belly, explosions ensue, except the bombs are filled with Whipped Cream Mechas piloted by Metal Gears piloted by ants, which bash her with many squeaky hammers.
11/50 +3
I look at the amalgamation and grin. quickly, I flick my hand and send a button-covered glowing disk in front of me. my fingers dance across the surface, sending a message to the Facility. alright, that's in motion. step two, Gloat. "Godmodder, you wanted to know what that is? Well..."
"remember the time I tore off your leg? and the blackguard/iron prince's leg? and the heralds arm? and a dead variant of P5's body(??)? And The Iron Prince's Regards Arm?"
"yeah I threw some of each of those into a slurry and cloned it."
"It's magnificent, and it's on my side."
As I finish that sentence, I grab a sprinkle of vintage and levitate it into a ritual circle. with a tap on the disk (now to my side), the circle springs to life for a moment and out shoot 3 drones, a drone MK2, and a clone.
The three drones enter defence formations around the Amalgamation (preferably activating the deflection subroutines as well). the MK2 fires at any approaching enemies to ward them off(suppressive fire) and such. The Clone will equip Devils Damnation and start with a glamour to appear to be the Amalgamation and expend 1 space energy from Devils Damnation to bend space so attacks miss unless they know the clones actual form. "Well, Updater person, I'm afraid I'll be the first to admit I have no idea what I'm doing. I was aiming for a descended-y -empowering amulet and I got a demonic spear.
Oh, and I got that information from those names via the following page on the internet in my home universe: Pionoplayer/Alchemies. It describes The Axe, The Trident, and The Rod more or less accurately, so I think its got a generally good accuracy rate. somehow." Monsterpig guards Amalgamation. Templars build up the fort more. PGS puts the swissarmyknifemodder in the fortress (giving it to Zeyron for safekeeping) and bodyguards the Amalgamation (behind the drones): if someone tries to attack the Amalgamation, it will the most disproportionate response available. otherwise, it will simply blazing charge all comers.
Amalgamation preferentially targets dark beasts but will otherwise target some other PG thing. aim to lower PG morale especially with a curbstomp attack sorta deal.
My action: I do the alchemy for Spacial Spear and Descended energy. that thing looks useful, fitting for my hopes for Zeyron, and not demonic or risky.
(The Phoenix Lance. A Winged Spear, formed from the energies which bind us all. May whoever wields this rise anew, and be led to better days.)
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Jojolion
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone
I create, within my demiplane, a GATE to the AG side of the field. @FlamingFlapjacks, @Enerald_Mann, @JOEbob and anyone else who wants to gang up with us to kill P2 next round are all invinted to bring their entities and alchemies to a mostly secure dimension alone with P2, who will also be unable to use his strongest artifacts.
This is the best time for us to murderize P2, and I think we should take it.
I order Advanced Aron and Auma through the gate into the rope dimension.
Auma takes advantage of his cosmic comand to heal me. After all, I too am made of stardust.
Advanced Aron also heals me to the best of his highly advanced medical training's capabilities.
JoJolion attacks a PG entity.
I also scan JOE's Demonic lance thingy, because Carl asked me to.
If you know, then you should probably explain your reasoning to the masses, ma'am.
Also I stab the 403 Forbidden error into the Godmodder, and then because I accuse her of just saying that she knows while being independently immune I use the Blue Key of Reflection to simultaneously reflect the radiation from her eyes back at her and interrogate her with doubt itself as a weapon.
I have officially trained to 100 times earth gravity, and am happy that I can simply continue as long as I want. (Based on the charge limiter, if this is counted as charging for any reason, I will be ending at 10^25 times earth gravity. That is also 25 years in chamber) I have every intent of reaching the point at which Reality Warping powers cease being necessary.
40/50 THUNDERSTRUCK Wait... I forgot. What about neutral people. Hmm... I guess they could be... I got it! NAP, Not Against Piono. They should get pillows. Yeah. Now that he is free and hopefully done pondering the Pionomodder, LJG plunges back into his guitar case. After scavenging for a bit, he comes out with a guitar (Musical Instrument). He then hops down right in front of P5. Mornin' Oblivion Man, I haven't irritated you yet. He plays a quick d chord and lets it sit. He then grabs the neck of the guitar and slams it against P5. While this may seem futile, it actually does quite the opposite. Instead of just shattering, it shatters in a certain way. The strings jump off the guitar first, wrapping themselves around P5. Next, the body breaks, doing nothing special. The neck just barely misses P5 and remains entirely intact. However, LJG remedies this by stabbing it at P5. This pretty much breaks the fretboard (non-head stuff), leaving the rest intact. LJG then takes the remaining piece and tears the tuning keys out of it. He takes these and throws them toward the remaining guitar body parts in an arcing path. These knock the body pieces back into P5, knocking him off balance. Finally, LJG takes the remaining guitar head piece and jabs it into P5 like a knife. Are you feeling annoyed yet? Even a little? I missed the chance to wipe the floor with you the first time... and the second time, so... I'm doin' it now.
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12 C EXPENDED.
(116k hp 24kATK)
Phoenix Lance morphed into an accessory that does not require arms. reason: Zeyrons hands quite full.
Zeyron. 64,000/64,000 Hp. Elemental Ignition: 2/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. ⇩⇩⇩ ________ ⇩⇩_______________ ⇩⇩_______________⇩ ⇩________________________________________________⇩
Zeyron * . 150,000/150,000 HP Alchemical Ignition 2/3 [A] Literal Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] The Phoenix Lance (Accessory form) (??, ??, ??, Granting Rebirth (I) )
Explanations:
Zeyron gained a new passive: Last Name. Zeyron *. has a last name. being unique and legendary grants him significantly increased power, versatility, and independance. He will remember that I made him who he is almost as much as he did, but he has his own self to be. Passive Locked. Reason : Unearned Zeyron has not preformed additional acts of heroism! to earn his Last Name, Zeyron *. must preform an additional impressive, lucky, brave or legendary act, to be judged by reality. When it occurs, Zeyron will receive use of the [Last Name] Passive, and his last name, currently represented as *, will be revealed. Last Names effectiveness will be amplified based on a combination of act quality and time since locking.
Rebirth: While Zeyron is holding the Phoenix Lance,he is more likely to [rise anew and be led to better days], IE, disobey orders or act on his own in a manner that improves his self or status (or whatever you meant by that flavour text i guess). also, the first time he dies, he will be reborn in 3 rounds at half or third health. Elemental alchemies renamed! Discount is unfitting for Zeyron *., but they are literal alchemies in this instance.
Elemental Alchemy effectiveness in Zeyron *.'s hands raised. Reason: They define him. They cannot be overshadowed.
Alchemical Ignition: no longer fully specific to the Elemental Alchemies, Zeyron *. can also harness other alchemies he gains access to in this manner.
Action spent doing [phoenix lance || discount Mens Potentiatem]
Hoped result: Phoenix Prince's Crown, from wynncraft: [The Phoenix Prince is a mythical figure spoken of in Avos legend. his crown cursed him in an endless cycle of death and rebirth]. The crown is a legendary helmet of high quality, focused largely on survival. It does not, however, actually grant infinite rebirths; it only boosts the standard regeneration the player experiences on death, by like 20%. Probable result: a spear of demonic mind-controlling crown-wearing clowns. or something.
Side notes: if TOGs thing works out, Nogatus orders are to go help(??) TOG. if TOG's things work and the one-time revive on Zeyron *. works, Zeyron also goes to TOG's thing. if TOG would otherwise die, Zeyron tries to tank the hit for them. If Zeyron can kill P2 right then he will do that instead.
the cloning pod is to clone more researchers if possible.
