DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

34/50

The girl debates something, and nods to herself, grabbing the Voidsteel and concentrating, shaping some of it into a thin, almost saber-like blade. Of course, it doesn't really have a hilt but that's not too much of an issue.

With that done, she then closes her eyes and slowly shifts around, spending her time searching for the absolute hottest place in the Plane of Fire
 
26/50
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Let's do a bit of Alchemizing.

Cold Gun && Sniper Rifle && Karp-tech AI Core

(all of which I have in various places on my person)
 
Round 46: Artificial Stupidity
19/50 Project Livre des Esperitz in virtual noble phantasm composition

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...But first, let's give the Godmodder...a personality quiz!

Refusal to respond and immediate escape or scenario denial/cheating constitutes an answer, so have fun. This'll cost you what, one defensive reaction of the infinite? Relax a bit midstrife, you have nothing to fear from sloppy bladework.

I'll start by borrowing one of myself and whacking him through the Godmodder into a chain of states of soul made like Enkidu of the old. You know exactly what I'm about to do, so I expect you to take no damage from the next part.

I'll pull you, dear Godmodder, alongside yourself in dimensions of altitude and magic. You knew the seven caustic colors of inspiration I refer to before I shoved them in you before and gracefully answering me, so of course this won't even hurt and I bet you've prepared your choices early.

I will weave you again into chambers and pathways, Void-within-Void like babes of era as well as cosmos. Of the seven, pick two favored colors and if you're up to it, two poisons. Or ascend yourself. Or ascend two sets. Even remain with the Keepers and end the scenario with might from beyond. Or die. You are this void, you know its painted illusions. Tell me about your final choice, and perhaps the steps you took to get there and what potentials guided you but were left behind in the end.

Crimson, color of anger and blood energies.
Amber, color of metabolism and digestive yet hyped energy thereof.
Gold, color of trust and greed.
Emerald, color of defense yet sluggishness, distance, and choosing to wait, formidability in all its guardian gelling forms.
Azure, color of suffering, speed, time, and strength in all of those.
Violet, color of inspiration and secrets.
Silver, color of magic, luck, frost, and hard work.

Do you choose the existing or a new one, in case of overlapping tales? It is up to you, as always. Souls are souls.

Bonus action: scan Zeyron and see what he got from his last name unlocking.
The Godmodder chooses Azure and Silver.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron The Deathless. 122,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 3/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 3.
Attack: 12,000 +27,000.
Elemental Ignition: Unleash a special ability based on an alchemy in your possession.
PASSIVE: The Deathless. Due to a blood transfusion from a piece of god, Zeyron is now immortal. It will be exceedingly hard to kill him permanently.
((This is how it's supposed to work, is it not?))
45/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships


I give Astrec the Summoning Staff

me and all my entities enter my universe


I cast a third level magic missile at some attack ships, doing a bit of damage.
Entities ordered, 20k damage to an Attack Ship.
44/50 THUNDERSTRUCK (Using 4 the action's just a bit drawn out.)
You know what, I'm all out of good one liners.
Free Action: LJG stands there, and then his mouth opens. He makes a strange dubstep sound: Wub-Wub-Wub-Wub-Wub-Wub. Suddenly, he and his stuff (not including mini ecosystem) disappears from the main battlefield and reappears outside of TOG's Universe.
I hear there's a spaceship here for me to steal!
Actual Action:
LJG looks around at his surroundings. He notices forty different attack ships doing some stuff. He and his platform backs up a bit, trying not to get shot to death. He plunges into his guitar case and pulls out an aulos (Ancient Greek Instrument (to be blunt, two recorders taped together)). Next, he notices he is outside of a dimension. Since this is outside of one dimension, there are probably a few different dimensions somewhere around here. He decides to try his luck and lets out a low, almost undetectable note from the aulos. It travels across this outer dimension space into a seemingly stupid dimension. This is thought of it because the Greeks took over and somehow never learned to advance (putting 2 & 2 together yet?). This note enters through a strange thorn bush and is heard by a seemingly useless soldier. He looks past the thorn bush and sees the small hole in dimensional fabric. The man hesitantly crawls through the crack and emerges into the extra-dimensional space. He flips around in the endless void and is stunned by his surroundings. Finally, his eyes center on LJG. Meanwhile, LJG is heading towards him. Once LJG reaches the man, he waves.

I know you're wondering, what is this guy doing floating in space with an aulos.
Βοήθησέ με μεγάλοι θεοί the solider says.
Right, you speak Greek. Of course, that sounds a bit modern. Maybe you did advance. Here, let me help you.
LJG plays a few more notes on the aulos and centers that energy. He then gives it to the solider and, using the power of music, the man understands LJG.
Much better. Now, how do you feel?
The soldier takes up an offensive stance. Be you ghost or agent of Tartarus?
Right, I look metal. No, actually, I'm a friend of Apollo's. Yeah, he gives me minor rights on the aulos and the lack of light. No complete control, just enough. Hey, so, I'm trying to sneak into a ship, and do you know anything about large wooden horses?
Is Hermes a lying trickster?
I'm gonna go with that means yes. So, I need you and some of your friends to make one that looks a bit like a triangle with a few triangular bird wings popping out of it. Got it?
Yes... what is your name?
LJG lies. Termofacles. What's your's?
Eneas, sir. The man leaves to go gather his friends to build a Trojan Spaceship.

Nice people. No inspiration of course, but nice people.
Eneas begins to build a Trojan Spaceship! It will slowly build itself up.
45/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships

I scry on the IRON GODLEM, and have it walk up to Enerald and wave at him. Why?




*shrug*
The IRON GODLEM, despite it's damage, walks up to mechaEnthusiast.
25/50
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I look at the Mithral Golems, noting their immunity to magic. Thing about that is, they're definitely not immune to anything I can dish out.

Problem. Most of what I could dish out is fire-related enough to cause issues. Let's re-evaluate.

Ah, got it!

I call for a suit of powered armor. A specific suit, one equipped with cold guns.

Now is the time for a bit of a digression while my suit flies over. Cold guns, to avoid technobabble, fire beams of intense and directed cold that freeze everything they hit, with minimal effect on ambient temperatures. At least, that's how they work when I make them.

My suit arrives and I climb into it. I choose a Mithral Golem and begin my plan. First I freeze him with a blast from the cold gun. Then, using the enhanced strength common to all my powered armor suits, I punch through the ice that has layered around the Golem and, to a certain extent, through the Golem itself.

You see, it turns out that intense cold undermines the integrity of metal, causing it to be more likely to shatter or just break under forces that would ordinarily do little.

When I've stopped making progress against the Golem, I apply another blast from the cold gun and repeat the process. This goes on for some time.
Your ice powers disable a Mithril Golem for 50k damage!
9/50
FREE: "Hi there,me!"
"Well, I know you aren't actually me, BOBeoj."
"But like. That's the kind of line you'd expect to say in this world, right? And I just got an opportunity."
"Now, I'll be the first to admit, I want your loot."
"But we're literally complete equals. equivalent artefact stats, same charges... ok, space and time are different but probably about equal in strength."
"Anyway point is, neither of us would succeed in attempts at theft if we made them. What we can do is trade."
"each of us overall loses nothing from trading any one of our artefacts for its counterpart, but obviously we want a gain."
"getting a different type of elemental charge is a gain."
"so, copy down the alchemy code for... your scythe, and I've written down the spear code, and swap we shall. Here you go!"

[if BOBeoj accepts, I give him my spacial spear and he gives me the red scythe]
"While we're at it, wanna swap energy types? I have it on pretty ok authority you're an 'ascended', which probably entails some differences"
[If BOBeoj accepts, I expend 1 charge and hand it to him, anticipating a return of the same. I store my received charge in a cyan-glowing bubble which produces gravitational waves to hold it in place. the waves themselves are entirely non-anomalous, only the creation method is magic.]
"Last thing I'd like to ask- Wanna team up? 2 people're better then one, and all that."
"If you don't want to, (maybe that's part of the inverted bits?) I won't push it."

ENTITY ORDERS!
AMALGAMATION uses oblivion on the fire elementals if pure attack, or the mithril golems if it's not magic. If it does something wacky, it exercises its best judgement.
Zeyron the Deathless! I congratulate him on his last name! I'd spend an action scanning him to find out what he got but... alchemy. heheh... maybe I can get someone else to do it.
Ahem! Anyway, I congratulate him on his Last name! then I search the internet for translations which sound more similar to zeyron, and find Sǐshén though it doesn't fit that much uh anyway.... If Thiefs Grasp finds its way to him, use alchemical ignition with it to steal charges from the Daemon. otherwise, Alchemical Ignition with discount disparem on The Godmodder's forces.
facility: undecided. either idle or clone a new project head- decision hopefully later.
BONUS: I preview Red Scythe && Ascended Energy, and then do it if it doesn't seem like a terrible idea.
STANDARD:
I look at my health. That's not 20! I think for a moment, then start grabbing the corpses of all the barnyard beings. then I levitate 8 pebbles around each corpse and set it on fire. this vaguely resembles cooking food in a minecraft furnace, so I get cooked barnyard being meat.
That might just be because of the fire, come to think of it.
Then I rip open my stomach and shove it all in there. Yes, it Looks like it won't fit, but with some minor application of (non-charge'd) Spacial Magic, I can cram it in there.
Then I sew my stomach shut and watch as my hunger bar reaches... lets see... approximately 5 times the maximum hunger for any lesser being, or 50-some-odd points. or a lot more, if the barnyard creatures are, say, exceptional in size.
Having so much hunger (and full saturation), my health starts regenerating at a fevered pace. this heals me....
wow, go figure, my health regenerating heals me. what a great line, self. maybe I should just end the action now before I say some other obvious thing.
BOBeoj considers your words.
"You am make no sense! No deal!"
You swap items, and He gives you one Ascended Energy, while you give him one Descended Energy.
Red Scythe && Ascended Energy = Concentrated Temporal Energy. A Glob of the Time Aspect.
Your culinary skills heal yourself back up to full. You've made me hungry now. You monster. Just kidding. I'm still hungry, though.
Your entities have also been ordered.
15/40

Astrec asks everyone for his stuff back, then freezes. He grabs Death's Ankh from JOE, then zips with Descendancy over to his home universe, quickly checking it. A mass producer of artifacts and things.... like Science World kinda, but more focused on actually selling things to the highest bidder. It could be a target, maybe, but he checks it, then zips back to TOG's Homeworld, ready for defense, if his homeworld is under attack, that can wait.

BONUS: Grab the next most powerful artifact belonging to Astrec.
You take the Discount Elemental Alchemies, as well as Death's Ankh from Zeyron. He's not that pleased with you.
20/50 (NOT Using)

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I form Virtual Noble Phantasm: Livre des Esperitz. Compositor cache Paulina, redundancy avoidance. Silver Key, imposition. Artificial world, form at the call of these hands. Passcode: Justeaze Lizrich von Einzbern. Synthesizing demoniclade procedure. Contract artistry in new formats.

Instead of Enkidu's clay or my gold, we call forth silver. Endosymbiosis Holy Grail, magical energy core. Instead of Grimoire Yggdrasilia who runs away creating, this is the book-ring of spirits that certainly preserves.
I suppose I should test how much charge that'll take holy Malacath.

How much charge would it take for us to build a suitable demon compiling nest and convince the Daemon over there to join it?

I blow the Godmodder a kiss. Said kiss is also a rampaging princess made of larceny and an excessive number of hats, most of which shoot leeches and shaving razors.
Let's see, as the Daemon is considered to be an Elite creature, it will not be able to be swayed easily.
The Godmodder is flattered, but rejects your advances.
21/40
Healing Revolver Ocelot with the Shadowscythe
You heal up Revolver Ocelot for 45k Hp!
10/50
BONUS: I could make an alchemy from the 3 previewed last round, but which one... Wow, updater guy. this is interesting.
so, there are:
The Hellcaller. This staff summons fiends.
Couldn't find any additional information about this on the place.
The Archangel's Blade. A sword glowing with a divine inner light. It will burn those who it deems unworthy.
This thing... it resembles a relic from the surprisingly-accurate-for-info website, which says, essentially 'its op. only one fated to use it can read its rules. its op. also if u not supposed to use it, burrrrrrrrrn'.
similar...
And The Left Hand of The Shadow. Who is The Shadow? Anyhow, this mechanical arm uses sound to heal. It can also morph into a variety of weapons, including an arm cannon.
The Shadow is mentioned on that website I found out 'bout the discount alchemies from. He looks something like that.
He... or it... was an agent of the conflict. His left hand was traditionally an arm cannon. Or at least, that's what the website says.
If my source speaks true, this left arm... Very powerful, but... equally risky. I would want to try an alchemy with the inverted versions of each ingredient, but they're from the discount alchemies, which I wasn't holding. Surprisingly enough, then, the least risky of these three is the Hellcaller, which Literally summons Demons.
...heh.
Alright, if the red-scythe alchemy before seemed ok, I do Red Scythe && descended energy. Otherwise, I preview The Shadowscythe && Red Scythe
STANDARD ACTION:
I look at myself. lots'a attack-boosting alchemies... I charge a mithril golem and headbutt them with the cerebrocrown.
Very carefully, of course, so as not to harm the crown, and as such, not very damagingly. However, I take so long headbutting them that they fall asleep, meaning that when I do hit, they fall down onto some conveniently-placed bombs.
Red Scythe && Descended Energy = Concentrated Temporal Energy. A Glob of the Time Aspect. Huh. Same thing.
You deal 37k damage to the Mithral Golem you knock over!
16/40

Astrec does it, the Madlad.
why
no astrec stop
astrec why do you do this to me
astrec whyyyy
Swissarmyknifemodder || Clear Thought && Ferrous Nanogauntlet && Discount Elemental Alchemies && Delphi Sphere && Summoner's Stave && Death's Ankh && The Fishery && Re Orbis && Descended's Draught = dcccv said this made the Godarm so i'm acting like it has
this is a non consuming alchemy
BEHOLD

He uses the Rod, grabbing it from Za Hando for a single action to power the Godarm. WE'RE DOING IT BOYS. WE'RE MAKIN THISS HAPEN Equipping will come next turn.

He then stands in front of Discount Disparem, and greets Certsa, welcoming him to this world.
...Who's DCCCV?
Your recipe creates a red mechanical arm, which you then infuse with Oblivion Energies. I hope you know what you're doing...
Sorry that I haven't done anything recently. I was caught in a time alteration. I presume it was whiplash from the time dilation from the chamber. I then got a message, and apparently I actually am a descendant. That is cool. Time to get to work. I now walk over to the Grand Alchemiter, and pull out a katana, as well as pulling the Black Hole Bomb from forever and a half ago, and test this alchemy thing

Black Hole Bomb && Katana

I then teleport into a world near the Dragon Ball worlds I was in earlier. Don't worry, this will be much quicker.

(1/50)
Black Hole Bomb && Katana = Red Matter Sword. An incredibly dense alchemical blade, sharpened to a degree few other materials would be able to withstand.
45/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Man, negotiating is tough. What's something useless I can do.
LJG starts humming We Will Rock You (by Queen). Suddenly, a giant boulder appears between him and the attack ships.
That'll do.
And so he keeps humming.
Boulder summoned!
24 Charges
I take out some healing powder, some ice packs, and a bucket of warm water to start healing a bit of Za Hando's pain. I sprinkled the healing powder onto Za Hando and start messaging the more painful spots. Za Hando makes hissing sounds but begins to relax under my ministrations. Once done, I wash the entity with a warm wet towel as I carefully scrub away the powder that was sticking to it. Finally, I place some ice packs to the parts that would help the flow of damaged tissues from the operation and give it a moment to cool and forget the pain to just relax.
35k heal to Za Hando.
01 Charge
Two anime girls appear on the field.

"We heard there was a godmodder here?" asks the one with white hair. Her blue eyes seem to show the "power on" symbol. Her badge identifies her as Riu, and she seems to be a video game character, given that her speech is appearing in a text box below her face.

"Uhh... Riu, take a look over there and tell me whether there's a godmodder here," another girl remarks. Her badge identifies her as Mizuka. She's oddly familiar to some of you.

"Yeah, yeah, I know." Riu's face switches to an exasperated look for a moment. "Alright. Let's go."

Riu launches a ball of glitch-ice at the Elder Fire Elemental's core. The glitch-ice is unaffected by air resistance, can be launched at any multiple of 100 m/s at an angle with the ground between 30 and 60 degrees, and deals an amount of damage proportional to v/t, where v is the velocity at the point of impact, and t is the amount of time between launch and the instant of impact.
Given that the Elder Fire Elemental's core is 782 m above the ground, the force of gravity on the battlefield is 9.83 m/s2​, and Riu is standing 1440 m away from the Elder Fire Elemental, what velocity and angle should Riu use to ensure the maximum damage?


"Screw math." Riu snarks, before hurling the ball of glitch-ice at 50,000 meters per second. While this would cause the ball to overshoot based on the constraints given in the question, Riu has a few tricks up her sleeve, like opening a portal directly in front of the ball that causes it to hit the core at about t = 10-9​ seconds.

"Oof."
The Fire Elemental lacks a binding core. However, your attack strikes it for a boosted 47k damage!
34/50

The girl debates something, and nods to herself, grabbing the Voidsteel and concentrating, shaping some of it into a thin, almost saber-like blade. Of course, it doesn't really have a hilt but that's not too much of an issue.

With that done, she then closes her eyes and slowly shifts around, spending her time searching for the absolute hottest place in the Plane of Fire
Voidsteel Saber created. You walk towards Musepelhiem, where Surtur's castle is located. On the border, you are stopped by a burning giant, who levels a crossbowlike device at you.

"H̏͑̒ͩ̇ͦa͒̚͠l̸̎ͨt͛ͣ͡.͐̂ͮͦ ̡ͯ̐͋̀̃̉͐Ḟ̶̃̄̊͊ͨ̍r͗͗̋͊͝iͮ͒ͮͣ̂e͆̒ͣ̆͜ň̃ͫͨ̿̈́d͆ͫ͐̈́̔̔̽͝ ͭ̔̔ͬ͛̑ö̑ͥr̨̽ͤ̈͛ ͆̽̓͛̐̍ͧ͏fͭ͟o̿̕ē̈̄̌ͮ͘?̈͒̇ͮͪ̆̕"
26/50
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Let's do a bit of Alchemizing.

Cold Gun && Sniper Rifle && Karp-tech AI Core

(all of which I have in various places on my person)
Cold Gun && Sniper Rifle && Karp-tech AI Core = Marzanna's Sight. A negative directed energy long-ranged engagement device, typically wielded by the most skilled Ice Elementals sworn to defend Lord Ymir. Projects incredibly thin slivers of the Freeze into targets, piercing through most types of armor.

At your touch, you hear a voice in your head.

"W̦̞͓̭̗̰͡h̛͇̲̜o̧̞̖̥̗̰̜͇ ͏̡̣̦̙̠a̵̡̡̞̦r̠̹͞ę̢̙̱̤̯́ ̵̴͍͕̗̰͚͇ỵ̡̡̰̳̖̣̘́ò̶̵̰̦̯͖̞͙̳͖̠u̲̦,͠͏̙͔̖͕̮̘̼̀ ̖̖̝̗̪̲͎̠͟a͚̥̪n̶̞͙̱̼̲̳͝d͡ ̶͓͉̺̦͠ḩ̢̼͇͔ͅọ͍͙͜w̨̤̺̼̺͔̲̥͝ͅ d͍̥̼͟͝i̫d̡͍̯͇̮̻̖̰̺̀͘ ̵̠͙͓͖̭̺̲͜y̦̟ơ̰͡u͙͓̱ ͎̠̦̜͚̖̩gę̡͖̲̮͡t̯̹̘͙͔͙̖ t̳̘͖͙̞̯̗̀h͈̬̠͇̦̀i͚̣͇̠̺͎̩̪ś͚̤͕͈͎?̰͕͉"


"You have a lot of baggage, Astrec. Would you like me to take some off of you?" The Godmodder tries to take some of Astrec's artifacts, but wisely, Astrec dodges. Unfortunately, he dodges the wrong way, as the Godmodder creates a convenient spike pit with intensified gravity, which drags him down, making him take 16 damage.

P5 throws some sort of immature fit, stamping his feet on the ground. He takes his anger out on the Daemon, by morphing it into a an actual computer Daemon. He then sends a flurry of code spikes, which inject garbage information into the creature, unecessary bits that will extend processing time, causing a notable delay in action processing, dealing 20 damage, and lowering it's Dodge.

An Elder Fire Elemental Targets Zeyron, but misses. The other one is more successful, burning Ocelot for 48k damage. The Mithral Golems zip around some more, slamming Karpinsky, Smirk, Paradox (6 each) and The Amalgamation (36k) for damage.
+5 PG Morale

The Daemon heavily warps Reality, burning 30 charges to bring forth not one, but two giant robots.
PAX PER TYRANNUM!
PAX PER TYRANNUM!
THOSE ARE MY WORDS!
THOSE ARE MY WORDS!

"Work together, you two," says the Daemon. "Or you'll end up like him." Burning another 15 charge, he produces a firearm. This causes the robots to stop bickering.

BOBeoj uses 3 chronal energy charges to increase the duration of the Fire Elemental's Blinds.

Zeyron uses Alchemical Ignition with Discount Disparem, allowing the Artifact to temporarily acquire the properties of it's true copy. With the Mirror, he creates a copy of a Mithral Golem onto our side. With precise hands, Revolver Ocelot fires six shots into the Mithral Golems, destroying one, and dealing 28k to another, restoring 5k Hp. The Drones deal scratch damage to two Mithral Golems, marking them for The Amalgamation's Oblivion Attack, which erases them. The Mini-Ecosystem continues to grow.
+4 AG Morale
-6 PG Morale

At TOG's planet, the Attack Ships approach your party. Pooling their collective hard-light beam projectors together, they weave an image of the Iron Prince before your very eyes.
"Greetings. This is a prerecorded message sent to everyone approaching this universe, which is currently being annexed in the name of justice, for the Pleromatic Empire Of Psi, Leader Eternal, or the PEOPLE. If you are of this world, you may go right on ahead. This shield is keyed to prevent extrauniversal interference during our ultimatum demands. If you are not of this world, we kindly ask you to leave. Our business will conclude shortly. If you are interested in joining our cause, contact one of our representatives later. We thank you for your time."

Auma heals up Za Hando for 60k ,which then deletes four Attack Ships. This causes the projection to play a different recording.
"Abraxas, if you can hear this, stop messing with my stuff. Do you even under stand this? I mean, you clearly know magic, so you're definitely intelligent. Are you some sort of savant, or something?"
Za Hando, being a hand wielding The Rod, and not P5 himself, cannot respond.
"Nothing? Not even a peep? Really? I thought so."

The Dark Beast tears into the Shield Lock for 130k damage.
"Man, seriously? Your pets need to behave better."
The defense turrets on the Planetary Shield fire at the Dark Beast for 20k damage.
"Those were warning shots. If they step out of line again, I have no idea what I'll do next. I'll get creative. You won't like me when I'm creative. Believe me."

-4 PG Morale

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Stop the invasion of TOG's Universe.
Facility Information

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
FIELD EFFECT: Zenith. ???
PG MORALE: 25%
AG MORALE: 47%

[GM] The Godmodder. 52/80 Hp. Candy: 1 Scoop of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. [A] Devil's Damnation. [A] The Innovator.
[PG] P5.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 271,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. 80% Accuracy, 4 rounds.
[PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 98,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. 80% Accuracy, 3 rounds.
[PG] Mithral Golem. 75,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic.

[H][ELITE] Daemon. 75/100 Hp. -50% Dodge. Charge: 2/50. Infused with Magic and Reality. [A] Megatron. +15,000 Attack.
[H] Megatron. 95,000/95,000. 4 AC. Fusion Cannon: 1/2. x2

[N] BOBeoj. 20/20 Hp. Charge: 10/50. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Delirium Coronet. +33,000 Attack. [A] Architect's Cloak. +5 AC. Chronal Energy Charges: 5. [A] Hindsight Helmet. +35,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 2. [A] Descended Energy Charge: 1
[N] Certsa. 18/20 Hp. Charge: 16/50. [A] Red Scythes. x3. Chronal Energy Charges: 9. [A] Magma U. +11,000 Attack. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Single Void Glove. +35,000 Attack. 10% Dodge. [A] Cloudy Days. +16,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh.

[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron The Deathless. 122,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 3/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 3.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 66,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 4/7. [A] Lesser Stave. +10,000 Attack. Plant Control.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 40,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 124,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Metal: 5/7. Godmod: 5/11.
[AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 28,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1.
[AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Tree. 10,000/10,000 Hp. Damages people for 5,000 per attack taken. Bodyguarding Mini-Ecosystem Dirt! x3
[AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Dirt. 20,000/20,000. Spawns Mini-Ecosystem Trees!
[AG-JOE] Mithral Golem. 120,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 10/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 6/11. +13,000 Attack.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Red Scythe. Chronal Energy Charges: 2. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Ascended Energy Charge: 1
[AG] TOG. 2/20 Hp. [A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[AG] Smirk. 14/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack.
[AG] Karpinsky. 14/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce.

The Plane of Fire:

[N][ELITE] Logi. 520,000/520,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[N] Lava Hound. 117,000/117,000 Hp.

[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +15,000 Attack. [A] Voidsteel Saber. +2,000 Attack. 1 ACpierce. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG-TOG] Iron Godlem. 400,000/400,000 Hp. 3 AC. Stats tentative ATM.... +9,000 MHP per round.

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Void. You are in the space outside universes.
PG MORALE: 72%
AG MORALE: ???
You can move here with your entities as a free action.
AUTOMOVE: END OF NEXT ROUND

[PG] Attack Ship. 100,000/100,000 Hp. x36
[PG] Shield Lock. 120,000/150,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Universal Shield!
[PG] Universal Shield. 500,000/500,000 Hp. Blocking Entry into Universe!

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 241,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
[AG-ORIGIN] Trojan Spaceship. 40,000/40,000 Hp. +10,000 MHP per round!
[AG-TOG] Dark Beast. 125,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. Defected!
[AG-TOG] Za Hando. 365,000/400,000 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG-ORIGIN] Boulder. 20,000/20,000 Hp. Bodyguarding ORIGIN!
[AG] Winkins. 16/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 62,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] Astrec. 2/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Unactivated!
 
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21/50

Eat more ice cream. Specifically, the Godmodder's ice cream.

Lick.
 
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I'm going to try to talk to the voice in my head through Marzanna's Sight. Not like I haven't done weirder things during this fight.

"I'm Karpinsky, an ordinary man with a large amount of advanced technology. I rebuild worlds and fight Godmodders. In fact, I'm fighting one right now. She's got a big army and five -- well, four now -- elite Praetorians fighting for her. One of those Praetorians is a fire elemental with the Axe. He and his are devoted servants of the Godmodder. Not sure why."

"Anyways, as to the gun, I alchemized it; the components were one of my proprietary AI cores, a fairly standard sniper rifle, and a 'cold gun' of my own design. Not sure why it's connecting to your systems, but this is all a big misunderstanding."

"So I guess what I'm getting at is, I don't see why we can't be friends. Also, if you could tell me your name, that'd make things easier."
~~~~~~
Even if I end up having to give up Marzanna's Sight, might as well put it to use in the interim.
Specifically, I target one of the Elder Fire Elementals and fire a few ice slivers into its center mass.

Last time I checked, fire and ice don't mix well. The slivers will melt quickly enough, but the Elder Fire Elemental will find itself burning slightly less hot afterward.
 
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22/50

"YELLOW." the nedben shouted.

The world burned. Not like fire, but more like someone had opened up an image editor and slathered on the 'burn' tool. Redness, darkness, errors...The errors intensified. Edges sharpened for an instant, only to flash unreal colors and blur into pixellation, then fall apart into scribbles. Scribbles that refused to resolve in 3D. Even existing within this space as a nontarget was migrane-inducing, though the horrors beyond did not so much as scratch the conceptual barrier focusing it on the Godmodder. It was like glaring at some hastily made, idiotic comment appended upon an MS Paint image drawn with no sense of style, as existence itself was violated in a way that the caster sincerely regretted.

Some scribbles in the distance fell apart, even now vague strips of red and yellow that resolved as 'explosion' and white smoke with black dots indicating 'failure to exist' still visible.

A nicer piece of the man vomited into a plothole as existence was violently autocorrected over this horrendous anomaly, existence near-instantaneously collapsing back to normalcy, save....

Save for having slapped the Godmodder as a meme response with a lot of jpeg artifacts.

"I hate having to use that." the Nedben comments. "It's just ugly. See you after we get back from the versa defense, Godmodder-chan."
 
28/50
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More alchemizing!

This one's going to be of a more defensive bent.

That power armor I alchemized? It's still sitting on the field. Let's use it, along with a rather specialized core I've been saving and a cold fusion reactor (for a good power source) from one of my more artillery-esque cold guns. Turned out that, for the cold gun, heat-based power sources interfered with the necessary processes to lower the temperature in a directed manner. And when it comes to power armor, what works works.

Oh, and this one's going to have a safety measure in case it falls into enemy hands.

Karpinsky's Standard Power Armor && Karp-tech Atium-Approximant Dodge Calculating AI Core && Cold Fusion Reactor && Remote Self-Destruct Circuitry
 
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46/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Even though LJG theoretically has no idea what's happened elsewhere, he still has to comment.
Ha ha! I finally got to him! Ha ha! P5 had a temper tantrum. Ha ha!
LJG really quickly reaches into his guitar case and comes out with a banjo (Musical Instrument). Now, LJG is as much of a banjo fan as the rest of us (i.e. not at all), but it has its uses. He starts playing some nice road music. He's bouncing around, pretending to be happy about playing the banjo, and humming. As he plays, the pilots of the ships hear it. A handful of them really enjoy the upbeat melody of the banjo and it inspires them. They really get into the mood to go traveling. Most of them don't commit to traveling around, a few of them do, and they set off for their new lives as space travelers.
You know, I am quite happy now. I heard I missed my chance to beat up the Iron Prince, but here're some of his men. It's like everyone wants me to fight who I want to fight.
 
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I hold up the blade, and admire the edge. Then, I pull a tiny sample off of the handle, both giving me a slightly, more molded to my hand, hand hold, as well as a sample for later alchemies. I used my power to pull the tiny chunk, don't question. I then proceed to continue with my mission. I float through a zone of the void that is controlled, at least last I had checked, by the Dragon Ball gods. I float towards the area they had built things, to see whether a force has killed them off or not.

2/50
 
11/50
BONUS: Red scythe && Shadow scythe
ORDERS: Zeyron attacks something.
Mithril golem stands guard on AMALGAMATION- it aims specifically to block P5's attacks without letting P5 know its intent in advance.
AMALGAMATION uses blood on enemies to heal itself and the entity with the highest attack to current health ratio on the field, unless Light would affect the megatrons. then it's a tossup.
Facility idles again. 9 CP would get the WP production 1 round sooner, but that's only a net of +1 WP compared to any normal CP expenditure.
Drones remain with orders to guard the AMALGAMATION in the same manner as prior.

Action: I look at the 2 temporal globs. Hm...
Right now I already have 2 head items (somehow at the same time), a cloak, and an actual weapon. this leaves legs, boots, and maybe a better weapon.
Zeyron, on the other hand, has a crown and a pile of alchemies some 20-tall.
less variety, at any ratHahahahahahahaha.
Ok, no, he has more variety, but less variety of effect, meaning AC-boosts won't be lost on him, which is good.
I quickly grab the Blackguards Leg I grabbed earlier, and start tinkering with it. pulling out all the self-destruct traps, I add power cells in their places, and fill them with time energy, giving the Leg additional functions beyond whatever it otherwise might. Then, I quickly carve a ritual circle into the ground. There's a flash of light, and I erase the circle. This was the anchor for a medium-strength time spell: later on, when either Zeyron has his first death or I make him another leg accessory, the time spell itself will activate, sending the blackguards leg back to here. for now, though, there are two of them.
This consumes the other glob on temporal energy, though I naturally save the alchemization codes for them.
then, with a bit of spatial trickery, I laterally invert blackguard leg [the one that is the timewarps result] so Zeyron can wear it on his other foot, and give them to him.
 
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17/40 Oblivion is fun and profitable and definitely not going to murder anyone nosiree

Astrec hands the Discounts back to Zeyron and apologizes.
Healio if I can and still do all my actions,.
Astrec then glances at the arm, and proceeds to remove his own arm via Descended Powers. He winces, and equips the Godarm.
Astrec then shapes it into a less blocky shape, and then takes all his alchemies he has with him, and stuffs them into the Godarm infinity Gauntlet style, kinda merging them, and protecting them from being stolen unless the Godarm itself is stolen. Except for the Swissarmyknifemodder which transforms and melds into the Godarm, helping it.
Then he extends his newfound arm, clenching and unclenching his fist. He smiles, and speaks a single word, one laced with power.
"REND"
The word isn't spoken in english, instead somehow just.. conveying the idea of REND.
The Void in front of him writhes, and then rends apart, creating a huge gap in space between the two sides. Blocking attacks from us from going towards them, and likewise for them.
"Hello. I'm Astrec, the First Centurion. You may have heard of me. Or not. I really don't care. All you need to know is that I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
"I reccomend we try and negotiate this. Or not. I mean, I do have a new and cool Godarm to slap people with."

His Godarm glows with power as he says this, and he tenses up, ready for battle or whatever comes.
MEANWHILE, IN LE CLUSTERFUCK
Astrec shakes Certsa's hand.
"Welcome, welcome. I'm Astrec, your... inverted self? Welcome to Nhil Magna, our Multiverse. From our point of view, you come from a alternate universe where everything is flipped, and the opposite is true for you. Would you be willing to strike up a alliance? Also, if it doesn't offend you for me to ask, can you say what seems.. off about what you see? Anything that isn't as it should be?
 
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6/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I attempt to convert Auma's "attack up" effects on artifacts into more general usage bonuses, like flat action or magic effectiveness, or regen or defense or dodge.

I give Astrec the summoning staff.
 
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25 Charges -> 20 Charges
Feeling a bit wary with the amount of attack ships loitering around this area, I decided to expend some charges to create an artifact.

Grabbing a bunch of asteroids just drifting around, I gather them into a absurdly tight cluster and start compressing them. The space minerals yields immediately under the stress and I start altering the gravity around as to hasten the process. Eventually, kilometers worth of space that was being occupied by the asteroids is compressed into a curved slab that looks like a tower shield.

(Asteroid Tower Shield Getto!)
 
6/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I try and use my visions of the future to gain a portent. (Functionally, it'll work just like DnD's portent, except with a percentile roll. Theoretically it could be used for morale, dodge, or any attack with percentage chance. Lets see how this new mechanic works out.)
 
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18/40 Oblivion is fun and profitable and definitely not going to murder anyone nosiree

Astrec waits on one side of the gap, and gets to work.
He takes the Clear Thought out of the Godarm, and summons a glowing clock, infused with time magykks. Then he takes a disc, and etches a pattern into it, one detailing the very basic concept of time, empowering the disc, He then expands the crossguard of the Godarm, and installs a magic record player into it, for some reason. He then inserts the clock into the center of that, and inserts the disc into the player, and Time Magykks swirl around him, as Clear Thought gains the power of time along with mind. The Clear Thought then goes back into the Godarm.
Then, he focuses. That Guide thing spoke of a state of being a Descended could enter for a bit, to transform reality while they were in it. He focuses hard, golden energy streaming from his body... and then..
In the elemental plane of dream, a golden form appears whereever the wielder of its artifact is. It vaguely resembles Astrec, but more just looks like a humanoid form. It opens its mouth and begins speaking.
"Hello. This is a projection of the First Centurion, Astrec, the Collector, of the Descended. That's me, as I'm speaking through it. I'm here to talk to you about a possible alliance between us, if not the Descended as a whole, then the Centurions, if not them, then maybe just me. I am not interested in stealing your artifact or taking advantage of you. I fully admit me and my team launched a failed attack on the Elemental Plane of Water in a attempt to rob their Elementbearer of his artifact and source of power. I fully admit we are not the best of people. I am interested in a alliance for benefit of both of us, and maybe for the good of the Void. You should also know this message is being sent to the leader of the Elemental Plane of Time, too, and they are being informed that this message has been sent to you, too. I am interested in a alliance with many, too. If you are interested, meet me at the set of voidic coordinates I will provide at the end of this message within the next three days, and/or send a message using the orb this projection will disintegrate into. The orb is only good for one message, as a note. I hope you accept my offer. The coordinates are-"
It proceeds to list off a long string of coords. If he goes there, tell me and I'll provide a desc of the area. The projection dissipates into a floating orb, good for one message to Astrec. This same message is sent to the Elementbearer of the Elemental Plane of Time. with the words time being replaced with Dream and different Coords being provided, along with a note that another Centurion is also interested in talking with the Timeleader, as a note. The message orb is also provided there. Astrec then collapses, his state of power he had used to send that message faded, only having lasted around seven seconds, still enough to send it. He takes several minutes to rest, then gets up, exhausted, and waits for the return messages.
Bonus Action: preview (A Pair of Wands && Oblivion Magykks && Picture of P5 && A tiny bit of P5's ashes from Science world)
 
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47/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Let's see... How to keep just one ship alive for me to hijack? I could... no. Maybe... no. Ooh, I might be able to... no. Argh! How about... sounds good enough.
LJG kicks his guitar case, causing some movement, and, due to snowballing shenanigans, out flies a camera (Video Recording Instrument). There's nothing special about the camera, except for the fact it's still on. LJG pulls out his phone (Telecommunications Instrument) and plugs the camera in. He downloads all of the video it has onto his phone, which has just enough storage to hold it. He scrolls through the video until he gets to a part where he sees the Iron Prince. Now, you may be wondering, how did this happen. Well, as mentioned earlier, LJG has been here the entire time, just floating around sleeping. However, always makes sure to turn on a camera before he goes to sleep so that he can make sure to not get mugged. This is why inside of his guitar case, there are a ton of mirrors (Light Deflection Instrument) that redirect the video to see straight outside of the guitar case. However, this does make the video very small, but it's still visible. Anyways, LJG opens up some video editing software and starts splicing up the video. Once he's finished, he lawyers his way into their communication systems via his phone, and sends the following message to a single ship.
Stop. Do not keep try ing some madman will take you down.
The video itself is of variable quality, but it is easy to tell that the person talking is, in fact, the Iron Prince. This gives the pilots no choice but to stop their ship and leave.
I'm gonna steal myself a spaceship.
 
Red Matter Katana || Graphene

I pull out a portal, and that portal gives me a Lightsaber.

3/50
 
12/50
ACTION: I charge towards the Godmodder! Explosively pushing off air, I accelerate beyond what the ground would be able to handle, flying over entities. My arms are thrown back. In the final step before I reach the Godmodder, I look like---

--------nd the godmodder is stunned. Not by any magic or spell, but because for an instant there, my position was clear. Clearer then anything else's could be, in this world. And that sort of thing doesn't happen often, does it? So the Godmodder- and everyone else- suddenly knows my exact position. 0.2312345928379000192333283737166629300198778277893661963729876255342618 meters to the Godmodder's left, charging in a line that, if I had been 0.23123(...) meters to the right would collide directly with them, with exactly 4.890198276366849261099374982626234029204738 meters remaining in the line of charging forwards before my position becomes simply 0.23123(...) to the Godmodder's left.
And, in that instant of surprise, and perhaps of remembering a past instance, IJW being muted and acting anyway, perhaps? In that instant, my speed changes. One cannot know both the speed and velocity of a particle perfectly. Thus, when the world gained perfect knowledge of my position, my velocity was lost and re-randomized.
I arrive somewhere in the Godmodders vicinity, and spin, launching the cyan energy sphere into the Godmodder. A flicker of spatial magic- not enough to use a charge- and the Godmodder doesn't get sent flying, or at least not visibly. With a twitch of time, I reverse my momentum and spin backwards, rending a long tear in them with my scythe. using my 2950(?) IQ from the cerebrocrown, I spot the exact moment their grip loosens on one of the artefacts their holding- or on all of them- and fire focused beams of explosive spatial energy, using my underrstanding of the cosmos. The beams explode on impact, simultaneously hurting the Godmodder and sending the artefacts flying. I take another energy-step off the air, then kick off the Godmodders head to launch myself towards the dropped artefact, grabbing it. With a twist, I turn my head 180 degrees and breath cyan fire on them, blocking their vision for my return.
In my return, I again look exactly the same as the first image- the new artefact cloaked. - and so appear inside their guard, a blade of swirling cyan light embedding in their torso followed swiftly by a horizontal scythe-slash, imbued with weak information-rending by the image I've used. This property, having been from out of left field, startles the Godmodder long enough for me to look up at them and open my mouth as if to talk.
Out flows a river of frozen flames.
As they recoil, or perhaps power through it, I concentrate for a moment, and start sending out a large quantity of projectiles, each homing in on one of the Godmodder's artefacts, a deceptive rhythm to the bolts which throws them off. After the Godmodder recovers, the bolts stop, but I grab any further artefacts they dropped.

BONUS: I do (/ check) spacial spear (i wrote down the code, remember?) && ascended energy.
 
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35/50

The girl stares at the giant for a moment and waves. "(...holy hell thats a lot of defense.) FighTING Goldem or whatever you are, you better not do shit without my command. Anyways, friend enough I suppose. I'm here on a sort-of diplomatic mission, although partially here for my own purposes as well. Namely, blacksmithing, since I'm in the Plane of Fire at all. So if you could kindly direct me towards a really really really hot flame that would be cooleo."
 
Round 47
21/50

Eat more ice cream. Specifically, the Godmodder's ice cream.

Lick.
You deplete the last of the Godmodder's candy reserves! Her sweet tooth aches, and causes her to take 1 damage.
-5 PG Morale
27/50
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I'm going to try to talk to the voice in my head through Marzanna's Sight. Not like I haven't done weirder things during this fight.

"I'm Karpinsky, an ordinary man with a large amount of advanced technology. I rebuild worlds and fight Godmodders. In fact, I'm fighting one right now. She's got a big army and five -- well, four now -- elite Praetorians fighting for her. One of those Praetorians is a fire elemental with the Axe. He and his are devoted servants of the Godmodder. Not sure why."

"Anyways, as to the gun, I alchemized it; the components were one of my proprietary AI cores, a fairly standard sniper rifle, and a 'cold gun' of my own design. Not sure why it's connecting to your systems, but this is all a big misunderstanding."

"So I guess what I'm getting at is, I don't see why we can't be friends. Also, if you could tell me your name, that'd make things easier."
~~~~~~
Even if I end up having to give up Marzanna's Sight, might as well put it to use in the interim.
Specifically, I target one of the Elder Fire Elementals and fire a few ice slivers into its center mass.

Last time I checked, fire and ice don't mix well. The slivers will melt quickly enough, but the Elder Fire Elemental will find itself burning slightly less hot afterward.
͏"M͚y̕ ̀n̢̳a̟͓͠m͕͚e̥͇̫͙͘ ̱͔͍͇i͍̕s̹̥͙̥͖̠ M̧͔̹̭a͍̬̳̖̖̣͢r̴z̖̮̫͢a̵͚n̩͈͔n̢̳̞͓͉a̢̦̣̞̠.͏ ̳̮̦̻̺̠͉T͕̭̙̭̜h͙̟e̷̼̫͖̫͔̫ ͕F̭̣̗̪̜̤͍r͍͕͝e̴̱e̠̣z̺͉̲̱̦͖̝e̶ ̬̠i̬͙̝̗͚͍ș̛̘̩̺͍̰͕ ̟̝̘͇a̜w͚̫a͉͖̩r̖̦̪̜̻͍͘ͅe ̰͍͜o̼̲̞̤̼̹͕͟f̞̥̼͓̰̬ ͓̫t̶̞h̯e̸͍͎̮̥͚̹ ̝̰̥͙̬̹̕cụ̳̰r̖̗̺r̳͕͖ȩ̟̥n̤͓͞t͇͈̝ ̣̙si͓͉̯t͔ͅu͈̠at̷̙̲̖͕̰i̧͖̻̥̜͈o͎̲͖͚n͈͔̘̕ ͕̜͕̥͙͜w̥͔͞i̘̤̳̥͢th̳̩̖͙̰̣͚ ̷̺̬̜̰̲̥̞S͏̭̩̫̩̩͈̯u̢̜̳ͅṛ̵̲̟͉̦̻t̖͎̱̗̳̲u̢͖̞͖̥͎̞͇r̳͇̩͍͇'̲s̳̺͓͓ͅ ̞̝̩̱̰̘͕d̙͖̣͈o̗̥̗̫̳ͅm͇͚̳͟a͏̗̣̦i͏n,͕̜̳̜̯ ̛͓̬b̭̳͚̪̖u̲̣̙̯̪̘̰t̀ ̪̰̼w͖̟̫͜e̡͙͓ ̻͇̪͍̖̙̳c̛̲͇͍̥͖̥̭a̶n̹̩̻̮͈̗̮n̶̝̯̣̙͍o̰̠̩͙͕̤t̮ ̖͈̠̻a̛̮̲c̶̖͕̙̝t̛̩̠̰̻͙̲ ̢d̮̤̩i͓̕r̳̗̘͈̩̺͕e̛c͕̼͙̼̟ͅͅt͔̫͙̳͉͍l̛̼̖͇̪̠̖ͅy̰̪͇̻.̟ ͓̳̭͙Y͓͓͉̜͟ͅò̹̘̝̝͖͓ṷ̝̬̼̦͎̰̀ ̯̘̳m̴a͎͎͈̩͔̣ỳ̥̯ ͔̪̺̫u͇̜̫͔s̢ḙ ͕͓͞t̠̱͕̺͡h̻͉̥̹̫͓̻i̵s̖̪̯͖ ̰̮̯̯̣w̜͍̬̖̯͟e̲͕͉ͅa͕͚͓̼̺̙ͅp̴͎͚̱o͡n̗̥̣͉̦ ͇̰̜̗͖f̼̹̟̠͍͚̹o̪̫͔̱͔͞r̹ ̶͔̜̫̯̙̲no̺w͕̫̭̺͚̲.̪̝̫̖ B̮̘̱̳͙͔̜e͍̼̬̠̭ ̷̤̣̟ͅw͕̪͉̬̖órt̷͙̝͍h̰̖̲y̵̼ ̫͔̀o̹̲f͏͕̮ i̤̣̰̙͕̘t̷̮̙.͉̹̻͙͇̯ͅ"̡̬̗̝

22/50

"YELLOW." the nedben shouted.

The world burned. Not like fire, but more like someone had opened up an image editor and slathered on the 'burn' tool. Redness, darkness, errors...The errors intensified. Edges sharpened for an instant, only to flash unreal colors and blur into pixellation, then fall apart into scribbles. Scribbles that refused to resolve in 3D. Even existing within this space as a nontarget was migrane-inducing, though the horrors beyond did not so much as scratch the conceptual barrier focusing it on the Godmodder. It was like glaring at some hastily made, idiotic comment appended upon an MS Paint image drawn with no sense of style, as existence itself was violated in a way that the caster sincerely regretted.

Some scribbles in the distance fell apart, even now vague strips of red and yellow that resolved as 'explosion' and white smoke with black dots indicating 'failure to exist' still visible.

A nicer piece of the man vomited into a plothole as existence was violently autocorrected over this horrendous anomaly, existence near-instantaneously collapsing back to normalcy, save....

Save for having slapped the Godmodder as a meme response with a lot of jpeg artifacts.

"I hate having to use that." the Nedben comments. "It's just ugly. See you after we get back from the versa defense, Godmodder-chan."
You JPEG-ify the Godmodder. She destabilizes into the Pixelmodder!
28/50
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More alchemizing!

This one's going to be of a more defensive bent.

That power armor I alchemized? It's still sitting on the field. Let's use it, along with a rather specialized core I've been saving and a cold fusion reactor (for a good power source) from one of my more artillery-esque cold guns. Turned out that, for the cold gun, heat-based power sources interfered with the necessary processes to lower the temperature in a directed manner. And when it comes to power armor, what works works.

Oh, and this one's going to have a safety measure in case it falls into enemy hands.

Karpinsky's Standard Power Armor && Karp-tech Atium-Approximant Dodge Calculating AI Core && Cold Fusion Reactor && Remote Self-Destruct Circuitry
Karpinsky's Standard Power Armor && Karp-tech Atium-Approximant Dodge Calculating AI Core && Cold Fusion Reactor && Remote Self-Destruct Circuitry = Armour of Savitar. Made from a Speed Force conductive metal, this suit grants it's wearer the ability to run at velocities they otherwise would not abe able to achieve without friction burning them to ashes. The suit also comes with arm blades, and can be remotely controlled.
46/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Even though LJG theoretically has no idea what's happened elsewhere, he still has to comment.
Ha ha! I finally got to him! Ha ha! P5 had a temper tantrum. Ha ha!
LJG really quickly reaches into his guitar case and comes out with a banjo (Musical Instrument). Now, LJG is as much of a banjo fan as the rest of us (i.e. not at all), but it has its uses. He starts playing some nice road music. He's bouncing around, pretending to be happy about playing the banjo, and humming. As he plays, the pilots of the ships hear it. A handful of them really enjoy the upbeat melody of the banjo and it inspires them. They really get into the mood to go traveling. Most of them don't commit to traveling around, a few of them do, and they set off for their new lives as space travelers.
You know, I am quite happy now. I heard I missed my chance to beat up the Iron Prince, but here're some of his men. It's like everyone wants me to fight who I want to fight.
An entire half of one of the Attack Ships rips itself apart to go on a magical journey.
I hold up the blade, and admire the edge. Then, I pull a tiny sample off of the handle, both giving me a slightly, more molded to my hand, hand hold, as well as a sample for later alchemies. I used my power to pull the tiny chunk, don't question. I then proceed to continue with my mission. I float through a zone of the void that is controlled, at least last I had checked, by the Dragon Ball gods. I float towards the area they had built things, to see whether a force has killed them off or not.

2/50
You enter the domain of those Gods, to find them injured from a previous altercation.
11/50
BONUS: Red scythe && Shadow scythe
ORDERS: Zeyron attacks something.
Mithril golem stands guard on AMALGAMATION- it aims specifically to block P5's attacks without letting P5 know its intent in advance.
AMALGAMATION uses blood on enemies to heal itself and the entity with the highest attack to current health ratio on the field, unless Light would affect the megatrons. then it's a tossup.
Facility idles again. 9 CP would get the WP production 1 round sooner, but that's only a net of +1 WP compared to any normal CP expenditure.
Drones remain with orders to guard the AMALGAMATION in the same manner as prior.

Action: I look at the 2 temporal globs. Hm...
Right now I already have 2 head items (somehow at the same time), a cloak, and an actual weapon. this leaves legs, boots, and maybe a better weapon.
Zeyron, on the other hand, has a crown and a pile of alchemies some 20-tall.
less variety, at any ratHahahahahahahaha.
Ok, no, he has more variety, but less variety of effect, meaning AC-boosts won't be lost on him, which is good.
I quickly grab the Blackguards Leg I grabbed earlier, and start tinkering with it. pulling out all the self-destruct traps, I add power cells in their places, and fill them with time energy, giving the Leg additional functions beyond whatever it otherwise might. Then, I quickly carve a ritual circle into the ground. There's a flash of light, and I erase the circle. This was the anchor for a medium-strength time spell: later on, when either Zeyron has his first death or I make him another leg accessory, the time spell itself will activate, sending the blackguards leg back to here. for now, though, there are two of them.
This consumes the other glob on temporal energy, though I naturally save the alchemization codes for them.
then, with a bit of spatial trickery, I laterally invert blackguard leg [the one that is the timewarps result] so Zeyron can wear it on his other foot, and give them to him.
Red Scythe && Shadow Scythe = Eternity's Eradicator. A steel scythe pulsing with red lines, synchronized to the wielder's heartbeat. Along it's blade are intricate etchings of gears, which seem to move before your very eyes.
Using 9 Chronal Energy Charges, you create the Blackguard Pants. They look.. okay, I guess.
22/40
I heal TOG up with the shadowscythe
TOG healed for 9 Hp.
17/40 Oblivion is fun and profitable and definitely not going to murder anyone nosiree

Astrec hands the Discounts back to Zeyron and apologizes.
Healio if I can and still do all my actions,.
Astrec then glances at the arm, and proceeds to remove his own arm via Descended Powers. He winces, and equips the Godarm.
Astrec then shapes it into a less blocky shape, and then takes all his alchemies he has with him, and stuffs them into the Godarm infinity Gauntlet style, kinda merging them, and protecting them from being stolen unless the Godarm itself is stolen. Except for the Swissarmyknifemodder which transforms and melds into the Godarm, helping it.
Then he extends his newfound arm, clenching and unclenching his fist. He smiles, and speaks a single word, one laced with power.
"REND"
The word isn't spoken in english, instead somehow just.. conveying the idea of REND.
The Void in front of him writhes, and then rends apart, creating a huge gap in space between the two sides. Blocking attacks from us from going towards them, and likewise for them.
"Hello. I'm Astrec, the First Centurion. You may have heard of me. Or not. I really don't care. All you need to know is that I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
"I reccomend we try and negotiate this. Or not. I mean, I do have a new and cool Godarm to slap people with."

His Godarm glows with power as he says this, and he tenses up, ready for battle or whatever comes.
MEANWHILE, IN LE CLUSTERFUCK
Astrec shakes Certsa's hand.
"Welcome, welcome. I'm Astrec, your... inverted self? Welcome to Nhil Magna, our Multiverse. From our point of view, you come from a alternate universe where everything is flipped, and the opposite is true for you. Would you be willing to strike up a alliance? Also, if it doesn't offend you for me to ask, can you say what seems.. off about what you see? Anything that isn't as it should be?
You merge all of your alchemies into the Godarm, and put it on. The energies from the alchemy heal you to full. With this newfound power, you tear a gash into the Void itself. On the other side is nothing but darkness. You deliver your address to the fleet, and the ships switch to a Live Projection of the Iron Prince.
Hello, Des-wait what's that behind you oh my me, what have you just done.
As if on cue, a blackened, skeletal hand reaches out from beyond the Void, pulling itself into reality. An indescribable thing has arrived.

"The Arbiter is not different. It is Inifni."
...Interesting. Very interesting.
6/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I attempt to convert Auma's "attack up" effects on artifacts into more general usage bonuses, like flat action or magic effectiveness, or regen or defense or dodge.

I give Astrec the summoning staff.
Entities ordered, staff given.
25 Charges -> 20 Charges
Feeling a bit wary with the amount of attack ships loitering around this area, I decided to expend some charges to create an artifact.

Grabbing a bunch of asteroids just drifting around, I gather them into a absurdly tight cluster and start compressing them. The space minerals yields immediately under the stress and I start altering the gravity around as to hasten the process. Eventually, kilometers worth of space that was being occupied by the asteroids is compressed into a curved slab that looks like a tower shield.

(Asteroid Tower Shield Getto!)
Asteroid Tower Shield Created.
6/??

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I try and use my visions of the future to gain a portent. (Functionally, it'll work just like DnD's portent, except with a percentile roll. Theoretically it could be used for morale, dodge, or any attack with percentage chance. Lets see how this new mechanic works out.)
You get a 35. Note that this will only work once.
18/40 Oblivion is fun and profitable and definitely not going to murder anyone nosiree

Astrec waits on one side of the gap, and gets to work.
He takes the Clear Thought out of the Godarm, and summons a glowing clock, infused with time magykks. Then he takes a disc, and etches a pattern into it, one detailing the very basic concept of time, empowering the disc, He then expands the crossguard of the Godarm, and installs a magic record player into it, for some reason. He then inserts the clock into the center of that, and inserts the disc into the player, and Time Magykks swirl around him, as Clear Thought gains the power of time along with mind. The Clear Thought then goes back into the Godarm.
Then, he focuses. That Guide thing spoke of a state of being a Descended could enter for a bit, to transform reality while they were in it. He focuses hard, golden energy streaming from his body... and then..
In the elemental plane of dream, a golden form appears whereever the wielder of its artifact is. It vaguely resembles Astrec, but more just looks like a humanoid form. It opens its mouth and begins speaking.
"Hello. This is a projection of the First Centurion, Astrec, the Collector, of the Descended. That's me, as I'm speaking through it. I'm here to talk to you about a possible alliance between us, if not the Descended as a whole, then the Centurions, if not them, then maybe just me. I am not interested in stealing your artifact or taking advantage of you. I fully admit me and my team launched a failed attack on the Elemental Plane of Water in a attempt to rob their Elementbearer of his artifact and source of power. I fully admit we are not the best of people. I am interested in a alliance for benefit of both of us, and maybe for the good of the Void. You should also know this message is being sent to the leader of the Elemental Plane of Time, too, and they are being informed that this message has been sent to you, too. I am interested in a alliance with many, too. If you are interested, meet me at the set of voidic coordinates I will provide at the end of this message within the next three days, and/or send a message using the orb this projection will disintegrate into. The orb is only good for one message, as a note. I hope you accept my offer. The coordinates are-"
It proceeds to list off a long string of coords. If he goes there, tell me and I'll provide a desc of the area. The projection dissipates into a floating orb, good for one message to Astrec. This same message is sent to the Elementbearer of the Elemental Plane of Time. with the words time being replaced with Dream and different Coords being provided, along with a note that another Centurion is also interested in talking with the Timeleader, as a note. The message orb is also provided there. Astrec then collapses, his state of power he had used to send that message faded, only having lasted around seven seconds, still enough to send it. He takes several minutes to rest, then gets up, exhausted, and waits for the return messages.
Bonus Action: preview (A Pair of Wands && Oblivion Magykks && Picture of P5 && A tiny bit of P5's ashes from Science world)
You receive no response from the Elemental Lord of Dream, who is fast asleep. Your response from the Elemental Lord of Time is even worse, as he simply obliterates your projection the moment it shows up in his face. This act causes you to take 4 feedback damage.

PREVIEW: A Pair of Wands && Oblivion Magykks && Picture of P5 && A tiny bit of P5's ashes from Science world = Null Wandchucks. A pair of wands, chained together, made from Oblivion Energy. They seem pretty hard to pick up.
47/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Let's see... How to keep just one ship alive for me to hijack? I could... no. Maybe... no. Ooh, I might be able to... no. Argh! How about... sounds good enough.
LJG kicks his guitar case, causing some movement, and, due to snowballing shenanigans, out flies a camera (Video Recording Instrument). There's nothing special about the camera, except for the fact it's still on. LJG pulls out his phone (Telecommunications Instrument) and plugs the camera in. He downloads all of the video it has onto his phone, which has just enough storage to hold it. He scrolls through the video until he gets to a part where he sees the Iron Prince. Now, you may be wondering, how did this happen. Well, as mentioned earlier, LJG has been here the entire time, just floating around sleeping. However, always makes sure to turn on a camera before he goes to sleep so that he can make sure to not get mugged. This is why inside of his guitar case, there are a ton of mirrors (Light Deflection Instrument) that redirect the video to see straight outside of the guitar case. However, this does make the video very small, but it's still visible. Anyways, LJG opens up some video editing software and starts splicing up the video. Once he's finished, he lawyers his way into their communication systems via his phone, and sends the following message to a single ship.
Stop. Do not keep try ing some madman will take you down.
The video itself is of variable quality, but it is easy to tell that the person talking is, in fact, the Iron Prince. This gives the pilots no choice but to stop their ship and leave.
I'm gonna steal myself a spaceship.
"Oh please, that's not me," says the Iron Prince. "At least try to take my identity while I'm not talking to you in front of your face."
20/40

I toss 4 charges into the Shadowscythe to repair and possibly empower it
You repair the shadowscythe by 1 charge.
Red Matter Katana || Graphene

I pull out a portal, and that portal gives me a Lightsaber.

3/50
Red Matter Katana || Graphene = Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. A Red Matter Katana, but it's molecular structure has been optimized for even more cutting. Well done.
Lightsaber obtained.
12/50
ACTION: I charge towards the Godmodder! Explosively pushing off air, I accelerate beyond what the ground would be able to handle, flying over entities. My arms are thrown back. In the final step before I reach the Godmodder, I look like---

--------nd the godmodder is stunned. Not by any magic or spell, but because for an instant there, my position was clear. Clearer then anything else's could be, in this world. And that sort of thing doesn't happen often, does it? So the Godmodder- and everyone else- suddenly knows my exact position. 0.2312345928379000192333283737166629300198778277893661963729876255342618 meters to the Godmodder's left, charging in a line that, if I had been 0.23123(...) meters to the right would collide directly with them, with exactly 4.890198276366849261099374982626234029204738 meters remaining in the line of charging forwards before my position becomes simply 0.23123(...) to the Godmodder's left.
And, in that instant of surprise, and perhaps of remembering a past instance, IJW being muted and acting anyway, perhaps? In that instant, my speed changes. One cannot know both the speed and velocity of a particle perfectly. Thus, when the world gained perfect knowledge of my position, my velocity was lost and re-randomized.
I arrive somewhere in the Godmodders vicinity, and spin, launching the cyan energy sphere into the Godmodder. A flicker of spatial magic- not enough to use a charge- and the Godmodder doesn't get sent flying, or at least not visibly. With a twitch of time, I reverse my momentum and spin backwards, rending a long tear in them with my scythe. using my 2950(?) IQ from the cerebrocrown, I spot the exact moment their grip loosens on one of the artefacts their holding- or on all of them- and fire focused beams of explosive spatial energy, using my underrstanding of the cosmos. The beams explode on impact, simultaneously hurting the Godmodder and sending the artefacts flying. I take another energy-step off the air, then kick off the Godmodders head to launch myself towards the dropped artefact, grabbing it. With a twist, I turn my head 180 degrees and breath cyan fire on them, blocking their vision for my return.
In my return, I again look exactly the same as the first image- the new artefact cloaked. - and so appear inside their guard, a blade of swirling cyan light embedding in their torso followed swiftly by a horizontal scythe-slash, imbued with weak information-rending by the image I've used. This property, having been from out of left field, startles the Godmodder long enough for me to look up at them and open my mouth as if to talk.
Out flows a river of frozen flames.
As they recoil, or perhaps power through it, I concentrate for a moment, and start sending out a large quantity of projectiles, each homing in on one of the Godmodder's artefacts, a deceptive rhythm to the bolts which throws them off. After the Godmodder recovers, the bolts stop, but I grab any further artefacts they dropped.

BONUS: I do (/ check) spacial spear (i wrote down the code, remember?) && ascended energy.
You do your attack, and the Godmodder's grip loosens ever so slightly, and the Devil's Damnation goes flying out of her hands.
"....I totally meant for that to happen."
PREVIEW: Spatial Spear && Ascended Energy = Spatial Energy. I'm starting to see a pattern here.
35/50

The girl stares at the giant for a moment and waves. "(...holy hell thats a lot of defense.) FighTING Goldem or whatever you are, you better not do shit without my command. Anyways, friend enough I suppose. I'm here on a sort-of diplomatic mission, although partially here for my own purposes as well. Namely, blacksmithing, since I'm in the Plane of Fire at all. So if you could kindly direct me towards a really really really hot flame that would be cooleo."

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The Godmodder uses the impossibly heavy Lunar Shield to cause Revolver Ocelot to Blast Off, and picks up the Lesser Stave, only to snap it over her knees. This releases a Plant Elemental inside, which quickly hides behind her.
"Now, you see the secrets people have tried to hide for too long."

To spite Leather Jacket Guy, P5 rips the mini-ecosystem's trees out of the ground using telekinesis, and sends them spinning at high speeds like sawblades at Zeyron, the Amalgamation, and the Mithral Golem for 50k damage each. On impact, each of these improvised wooden projectiles burst into a storm of splinters, which happens to inconveniently embed themselves into each of the players for 2 damage each. This does glance off of Karpinsky's armour.

The Elder Fire Elementals burn Zeyron and the Mithral Golem for 33k damage each. The Mithral Golem strikes the Amalgamation for 36k damage.
+7 PG Morale
-2 AG Morale

The Daemon picks up the Devil's Damanation, and shoots BOBeoj with gun Megatron for 10 Damage. The Megatrons smash the Mithral Golem for a reduced 6k damage.
-1 AG Morale

BOBeoj stabs the Daemon in a headbutt with the Delirium Coronet in retaliation, dealing 14 Psychic damage as the Daemon's mind struggles to deal with the insanity mists it's inhaled. Certsa places the palm of his Single Void Glove onto the Daemon's temple, and sends a pulse of information-destroying energy through it, which erases a portion of the Daemon's forbidden lore locked inside it's mind. This deals a further 14 damage to it.

Zeyron uses the power of the Phoenix Crown, to send a Long-Range Jet of Fire towards the Daemon, burning the Spatial Energy Charges to deal a boosted 22 damage to it. The Drones follow up with another 10 damage as well. The Amalgamation uses Blood, draining Mithral from the Mithral Golem, dealing 60k damage, and restoring 60k to itself, as well as also acquiring it's magic immunity.

The Iron Prince directs a portion of his ships to hold their actions, while five of his ships aim and fire to destroy the thing. With it destroyed, he sends another two ships to pick up it's remains.
"Let's talk now. First of all, what the heck did you just do? In my very long life, I have never seen anything like this. And I don't want to see it. Patch it up. Right now."
He seems quite spooked.

Auma heals Za Hando to full, which the Iron Prince notices.
"...Did you seriously go and clone the Starmaker?"

The Dark Beast breaks apart the Shield Lock.
"...Oh. It's defected."

Za Hando obliterates another four attack ships.
"...And are you really attacking my forces while I'm trying to talk to you? You're all just so... uncoordinated. Can we even have a dialogue without any of you trying to work behind my back?"
-5 PG Morale
+2 AG Morale

Itinerary:
Stop the invasion of TOG's Universe.
Facility Information

The Plane of Fire:

[N][ELITE] Logi. 520,000/520,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[N] Lava Hound. 117,000/117,000 Hp.

[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +15,000 Attack. [A] Voidsteel Saber. +2,000 Attack. 1 ACpierce. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG-TOG] Iron Godlem. 409,000/409,000 Hp. 3 AC. Stats tentative ATM.... +9,000 MHP per round.

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Void. You are in the space outside universes.
PG MORALE: 62%
AG MORALE: 46%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] Attack Ship. 100,000/100,000 Hp. x29
[PG] Attack Ship. 100,000/100,000 Hp. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack.
[PG] Attack Ship. 100,000/100,000 Hp. [A] 18D.
[PG] Half of an Attack Ship. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[PG] Universal Shield. 500,000/500,000 Hp. Blocking Entry into Universe!

[???] Hole In The Void. Creatures entering every round!

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 241,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
[AG-ORIGIN] Trojan Spaceship. 40,000/40,000 Hp. +10,000 MHP per round!
[AG-TOG] Dark Beast. 125,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. Defected!
[AG-TOG] Za Hando. 400,000/400,000 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG-ORIGIN] Boulder. 20,000/20,000 Hp. Bodyguarding ORIGIN!
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron The Deathless. 42,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 2/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. [A] Blackguard Pants. +3 AC.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 40,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 98,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 2/5. Metal: 7/7. Godmod: 7/11. Immune to Magic.
[AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 28,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1.
[AG-JOE] Mithral Golem. 40,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic.
[AG] Winkins. 16/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 62,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[AG] Astrec. 16/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] The Godarm. +100,000 Attack. +2 AC. Improved Summoning Charges: 2. Space Energy Charges: 9. Clockwork-ized!
[AG] ParadoxDragon 8/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 6/11. +13,000 Attack.
[AG] JOE. 18/20 Hp. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Ascended Energy Charge: 1 [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 1.
[AG] Smirk. 12/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack.
[AG] Karpinsky. 14/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge.

Everyone gets a +3. Next Update on Friday.
 
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7+3/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: Laser some attack ships
Za Hando: delete attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I magically tear some iron out of an attack ship and pull it towards myself.
 
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26/50 It's Time To Pay (+3 gdama)

Knox's 5th: It is forbidden for 'shady foreigners' to be used as a JUSTIFICATION. Knox's 8th: It is forbidden for the case to be resolved with clues that are not PRESENTED. Knox's 9th: It is permitted for observers to let their own conclusions and interpretations be HEARD.

Assault the shield lock with this weaponized truth for violating the laws of free report! Yeah!

BONUS Check: Replayers' Sburb Glitch FAQ, Expanded Revised Edition || Heroic Mud of the Demonic Black Grail that Calls Forth the Dead (do not ask where I get either of these things; Our vessel is Descendant and may make what they wish).
Let us infect the very perpetuation. We will hypothesize as necessary. Again and again until we possess the raw power to make it by hand.
I see what you are on about. It is not good. It would be nicer of the Godmodder to drag us out there that reality need not bear the invasion you wish.
I change my mind on perpetuation then. We will simply infect the very.
Worse still, dangerous one!
 
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0/50 THUNDERSTRUCK (Burn them all!)
Yup, I finally broke him. Very satisfying. Even if it wasted 4 whole charges. Ah well.
LJG notices that everyone else is here.
Hey guys! The boulder is open to hide behind. No one's shooting it anyways!
A sense of boredom strikes him. He was going to do something, but then the whole multiverse thing came up, and now he's here. He thinks through all of the songs he knows and tries to get some inspiration. "Ah ha!" he thinks. He takes out a grabber arm (Grabbing Instrument) and tries to grab at something in his guitar case. Finally, he gets a good grip. He yanks it out and it turns out to be a giant pipe organ (Musical Instrument). The rocker takes out some sheet music and places them just right. Suddenly, his hands break out into a flurry of notes and key presses. His first movements are fast and sudden, and then he starts and does them again. After doing this a few times, the notes become more cohesive, following a semi-specific pattern. This pattern of sudden notes and specific patterns continues on, each time varying the theme of the music played. This playing happens for a relatively long time and it would be a bit boring to say it all (and listening takes a while), but, to get to the point, he finishes Beethoven's 5th. The keys all start to glow. The pipes rustle and shake. Everything seems to grow in strange ways. The feet of the pipe organ grow and each pair combine with each other. The keys shift forward into a sort of mouth. The body of the organ shifts to make it look like a sort of head. Two thirds of the pipes extend out into arm shaped limbs. The other third extend down, making a sort of trunk. It stands up upon its feet and moans.
Pipe Orcan summoned.
HP: Due to its structural stability and seemingly unaging material, it has (the correct number) HP.
Atk: Blasts 3 different entities with loud blasts of sound for (Whatever's fair) amount of damage each.
Other Stuff:
Quick Repair: The Pipe Orcan can transform back into an organ instead of attacking, making it easier to heal.
Flying Organ - Using his organ pipes, the Pipe Orcan can control his aerial movement.
 
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