Grimoire of Alice, you're creeping them out. Keep it up.
Anyway, Destroying the Universe as an Opening Attack, Pathway of Fusion, first rank dance, dimensional nega-anvil! Arise, awaken, and strike up a pose!
I slam existence upward, dragging the battlefield onto the same plane as the Godmodder to throw the antipodes at her from planar below in the sandwiching existocrash.
47/50 THUNDERSTRUCK Stupid higher planes. They ruin everything. And the worst part is, I'm not allowed in any of them. LJG pulls out a few pieces of sheet music (Music Recording Instrument). He grabs at the clef at the end of one of the staves and starts to pull up. Instead of just ripping the paper in half, the staff peels off like a sticker. As he takes off the first staff, the other staves come with it, making a long line of measures and clefs. He starts spinning it around over his head like a lasso and launches it forward. The staves fly at the daemon and wraps around it. He then jerks the whip in a different direction, launching the daemon at the mithral golem. This raises an interesting query: What happens when an immovable object (Mithral Golem) meets an unstoppable force (Daemon)? The result is up to the laws of physics and other forces, but that's unimportant. Once the Daemon has slammed into the Mithral Golem, LJG flings his hand back, uncoiling the staves and bringing it back to him. Really, doesn't P5 have an Oblivion Plane or something. I mean, I guess this is a void, but that's not really oblivion as much as nothing at all.
The girl wanders the plane of fire, sipping her tea directly from the kettle like an absolute beast. "Understandable. Due to your people being dragged into the war and all? Makes sense. ...by the way, some of my quote unquote comrades may be coming in, might need to keep an eye out for that."
That said, for the purpose of experimentation, she briefly attempts to infuse her Great Voidic Chaos Flame Zweihander +10 with the ambient fire of the plane, to see if that changes anything.
23/40
With 3 charges converted into Life Aspect,Hope Aspect,some Luck Potion and the Shadowscythe,I engage in a Deep Healing session with the Grace Chicken in front of the AG Entities,hopefully also raising their Morale
8/50
So I note enerald gave TOG the stave in their action last round, so I can do alchemy with that, at least.
however, the following is only previews because I know very well what I got last time I used these in an alchemy. To avoid the risk of it making something anyway, instead of alchemizing, I conjure a recipe modus and hold it up to discount disparem. I think i misspelled thaANYWAY.
getting the inverse of a recipe modus, It's a uses modus. so, I captchalogue in it a ghost image of the summoning stave (initially obtained by captcha-cammera) and scroll down until I find out what I get if it's alchemized with the Chained Demon Scrolls. by this manner, I preview
(Discount Deus Liber ||Discount Maleficis Est) && summoners stave
= Chained Demon Scrolls && summoners stave
Without involving any items with the power to create anything harmful whatsoever actually existing.
Then, I also preview some other things in this very same way, like the godmodder ectoplasm && player energy idea, and this weapon idea:
The Rod || ((Arctoa && Levis Ignis)||A Sword of some sort), IE (super-oblivion artefact into the shape of (an ice rapier combined with an axe made of fire) which is then made to be shaped like a sword.)
and lastly, (Orrery mantle && discount Vita Australia)||(discount Vita Australia ||discount Noct consumes).
Again, only previewed. any action-ness I have remaining after this, I use on healing Zeyron *., i guess. or something.
Rules Update:
SHP and Bonus Actions added.
Bonus Actions are things such as Scanning, making an Alchemy, picking up an artifact, reading a book, or calculating about how much an entity with a special gimmick might cost. Be careful with that last one, though. It might take a while for me to figure that one out.
I should also codify how the Alchemiter works right now. [AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
HP: Invincible.
ATK: ???
PASSIVE: Alchemize. As in Homestuck, the Alchemiter has the ability to create an object through the combination of other objects.
The Alchemiter has two standard functions: &&(AND) and ||(OR). There are also other manual functions I'll accept, such as XOR.
You can call in practically anything to combine with, but be warned, what you call in will be present. If you call in the Amazon Rainforest as a component, you will also have the Amazon Rainforest on your hands.
You can also preview an alchemy, but that takes a bonus action, the same as making it.
Do not perform alchemy with flesh. It creates Invincible Demons.
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast
Auma: still puppeting the IPRClone
Ok, objection. Setting entities to bodyguarding is no different than setting them to murdering their former friends. Except that they don't have to murder their former friends.
Secondly, I wasn't attempting to convert the bright beast. It was supposed to make that morale roll last round, what with its low health. I was merely claiming it.
Thirdly, working for me actually provides better chances of living than sticking with the enemy. Remember that one PG entity that made their morale roll, that I claimed and that bodyguarded my entities? What happened to him again? Oh yeah, he became a named character and actually made if out of here alive.
Consider that next time I offer some guys a place in my army.
I summon (using the Summoning Stave from EM), wait for it:
CP: 40
Atk: absolute minimum
HP: MAXIMUM
Za Hando: Strong grip. Cannot be robbed.
I give Za Hando Za Rodo and order him to absolutely exterminate all fire elementals.
Auma grabs Delphi's Orb from me and gives Za Hando the Motorcycle.
I cast Banish on Auma, who intentionally fails his roll. He's banished back to my/his home plane.
"Yeah, eat dirt, PGs who decided not to join me because they were scared of doing a bit of bodyguarding. Look who's living and who's dead now."
((As a note, the Bright Beast was only reduced to defection Hp range after it's action. Hence, it did not defect.))
Za Hando Summoned.
Auma is whisked back to his home plane, only to find himself on the surface of a shield which encloses the entirety of his universe. Above and below him, there are warships with a familiar insignia.
Facility idles if AMALGAMATION still has at least one standard guard drone at rounds end. otherwise, it buys more guard drones (one being advanced).
Vat further trys to reduce complexity of the amalgamation 2 if doing so will reduce cloning time.
AMALGAMATION uses blood on Atropal in retaliation, absorbing the returned health into itself- hopefully, said life is still aligned to its pool, allowing it to reverse the life harm. if this is impossible, it uses blood on whoever and heals whoever (preferably zeyron, or maybe the grace chicken)
Zeyron tries to use Death's Ankh to reduce the Godmodders power this round. or maybe to affect Atropal. either or.
"Hey, updater person. would you like this cape(chestplate? armor? robe)? I suspect you'd rather I keep it, but its best to ask, I think."
"Similar to that suspicion, I think your home universe is going to be relevant to this war at some point. this artefact is like a checkovs gun on that- why your system, if not?"
"Be ready, if you care what happens there. or whatever. just advice."
(Orrery Mantle && Lunar Authority Wand (captcha-cammera'd) ) ||Cerebrocrown. I can't imagine this would be demonic or evil, but if it looks that way I don't make it because I'm not an idiot (or, hopefully, criminally inattentive and sloppy), The Game!
Oh, and I give the lesser plant stave to.... the dark beast, or maybe revolver occelot- something without any other attack artefacts.
(Orrery Mantle && Lunar Authority Wand) || Cerebrocrown = Spaced Out Headband. A little strip of black fabric displaying starry skies. It open your mind to the glorious wonders of the cosmos.
While throwing the planet/soccer ball back at the Godmodder (simply to continue our friendly game of catch, CoR and all), I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine.
To drop it on the Atropal. Drown in Landscape Technique: Earth That Swallows Up the Pointless and Respects the Dead! Altrin makes a series of forceful handwaving motions, earth called into existence around and above by the profundity of magic martial arts and whatnot then earthbent into motion.
The landscape of the Antipodes is polluted with mountains that fall from the sky and crash into the Atropal, forming a large makeshift gravesite as a bombardment of dirt ensues, punctuated with tombstones dropping like machinegun fire. A mausoleum lands on top as the finishing touch.
Go raise the dead or something, hahaha. Amenominakanushi, I'm blaming you if it chills and becomes an enemy [N] just to do that.
[6] What can we do?
For starters, you can alter existence with your thoughts. The very useful standard model for Reality Warping groups this power into three functions: Enhancement, Summoning, and Alteration.
Enhancement is the ability to temporarily assume a "super form" of sorts, temporarily weakening what is real around you. In this state, you can do practically anything in short bursts, like dilate time, turn someone into a fish, or walk on water. However, this is like holding your breath: you're going to need to breathe in again, sooner or later, as reality will try to reassert itself. When that happens, most of your alterations will disappear. Most people can hold this for thirty seconds, though some have been known to be able to do this for hours at a time.
Summoning is slightly harder. With summoning, you can call practically anything or anyone to your side. It's great for diversions and distractions, but you need to keep in mind that what you bring are living, breathing beings with their own goals and motivations, rather than slaves. Many a warper has been killed by something that they thought was their ally, when they least expected it.
Alteration is the hardest of these three skills. It's like Enhancement, but instead of it being a temporary thing, you can make permanently make a change to an object. With Alteration, you can make a stick that turns anything that touches it into gold, shift steel bars into alternate dimensions, or make holy water. This is an incredibly dangerous ability. Many people would kill for a skill like this, since it's how Metachronistic technologies are made.
Now that you know how reality-warping works, there are a few things that make you different from other people with this power.
First off, your powers work everywhere. Imagine it like this: Reality Warping is a master key. You might have the right key in one universe to unlock everything, but if you're somewhere else, you might not be able to unlock everything. However, as a Descended, you have the master key of master keys. You can unlock anything. Anything.
More importantly, this power is yours. It is very important to understand that your power comes from yourself, and yourself only. Your abilities will be shaped by how you think they work. Understand that it belongs to you. Claim it.
Grimoire of Alice, you're creeping them out. Keep it up.
Anyway, Destroying the Universe as an Opening Attack, Pathway of Fusion, first rank dance, dimensional nega-anvil! Arise, awaken, and strike up a pose!
I slam existence upward, dragging the battlefield onto the same plane as the Godmodder to throw the antipodes at her from planar below in the sandwiching existocrash.
47/50 THUNDERSTRUCK Stupid higher planes. They ruin everything. And the worst part is, I'm not allowed in any of them. LJG pulls out a few pieces of sheet music (Music Recording Instrument). He grabs at the clef at the end of one of the staves and starts to pull up. Instead of just ripping the paper in half, the staff peels off like a sticker. As he takes off the first staff, the other staves come with it, making a long line of measures and clefs. He starts spinning it around over his head like a lasso and launches it forward. The staves fly at the daemon and wraps around it. He then jerks the whip in a different direction, launching the daemon at the mithral golem. This raises an interesting query: What happens when an immovable object (Mithral Golem) meets an unstoppable force (Daemon)? The result is up to the laws of physics and other forces, but that's unimportant. Once the Daemon has slammed into the Mithral Golem, LJG flings his hand back, uncoiling the staves and bringing it back to him. Really, doesn't P5 have an Oblivion Plane or something. I mean, I guess this is a void, but that's not really oblivion as much as nothing at all.
The girl wanders the plane of fire, sipping her tea directly from the kettle like an absolute beast. "Understandable. Due to your people being dragged into the war and all? Makes sense. ...by the way, some of my quote unquote comrades may be coming in, might need to keep an eye out for that."
That said, for the purpose of experimentation, she briefly attempts to infuse her Great Voidic Chaos Flame Zweihander +10 with the ambient fire of the plane, to see if that changes anything.
"see, i had a feeling that would happen. you did only say you wouldnt harm me, after all. its just to be expected from the words of your kind"
Your Zweihander gains a slight power boost from the planar fires!
23/40
With 3 charges converted into Life Aspect,Hope Aspect,some Luck Potion and the Shadowscythe,I engage in a Deep Healing session with the Grace Chicken in front of the AG Entities,hopefully also raising their Morale
Grace Chicken healed by 51k, a wave of quiet washes over the AG forces, almost as if an invisible hand is suffocating them.
Sorry, my mind's wandering.
+4 AG Morale
8/50
So I note enerald gave TOG the stave in their action last round, so I can do alchemy with that, at least.
however, the following is only previews because I know very well what I got last time I used these in an alchemy. To avoid the risk of it making something anyway, instead of alchemizing, I conjure a recipe modus and hold it up to discount disparem. I think i misspelled thaANYWAY.
getting the inverse of a recipe modus, It's a uses modus. so, I captchalogue in it a ghost image of the summoning stave (initially obtained by captcha-cammera) and scroll down until I find out what I get if it's alchemized with the Chained Demon Scrolls. by this manner, I preview
(Discount Deus Liber || Discount Maleficis Est) && summoners stave
= Chained Demon Scrolls && summoners stave
Without involving any items with the power to create anything harmful whatsoever actually existing.
Then, I also preview some other things in this very same way, like the godmodder ectoplasm && player energy idea, and this weapon idea:
The Rod || ((Arctoa && Levis Ignis)||A Sword of some sort), IE (super-oblivion artefact into the shape of (an ice rapier combined with an axe made of fire) which is then made to be shaped like a sword.)
and lastly, (Orrery mantle && discount Vita Australia)||(discount Vita Australia ||discount Noct consumes).
Again, only previewed. any action-ness I have remaining after this, I use on healing Zeyron *., i guess. or something.
You hold up a Recipe Modus to the Mirror, and an alternate version of you steps out holding your Uses Modus. After some fumbling around, you manage to take each other's modii. He looks confused.
You manage to preview three items:
Chained Demon Scrolls && Summoner's Stave = Hellcaller. This staff summons fiends.
The Rod || ((Arctoae && Levis Ignis) || A Sword = Archangel's Blade. A sword glowing with a divine inner light. It will burn those who it deems unworthy.
(Orrery Mantle && Discount Vita Australis) ||(Discount Vita Australis || Discount Nocte Consumens) = Left Hand of The Shadow. Who is The Shadow? Anyhow, this mechanical arm uses sound to heal. It can also morph into a variety of weapons, including an arm cannon.
You are now alive. The Godmodder is stunned this round, and does nothing.
On the other hand, P5 plunges his hands into Za Hando to perform a handception, altering it's original summoning capabilities to the point where Za Hando is a hand with hands for fingers, and those hands also have fingers. He then shocks it with electricity, causing the hand muscles to convulse painfully, and require carpal tunnel surgery, which he gladly performs, cutting into Za Hando with calculated, excellent precision. However, he does everything, including the restitching back together without any painkillers whatsoever, so his attack deals a whopping 130k damage.
The Elder Fire Elementals burn away the Grace Chicken, and the Mithral Golems zip around, slapping Zeyron, Revolver Ocelot, a Drone Mk2 (13,000), ParadoxDragon(4), JOE(1), Astrec(2), WInkins(4) and Winkin's Motorhog for 18,000 damage.
+8 PG Morale
-6 AG Morale
The Atropal tries even harder to get at the Amalgamation, but only manages to destroy the three Drones bodyguarding it. The Daemon burns 7 charge to cast a searing spell on JOE, dealing 7 damage to him.
-2 AG Morale
Zeyron uses TURN UNDEAD on the Atropal, which panics at the sight of the Mark of Death. Revolver Ocelot Reloads for the round. The two drones zap the Daemon for another 5 damage. The Amalgamation uses Blood again, to drain life from the Atropal into Zeyron. This gives Zeyron a last name: The Deathless. The Dark Beast bites the other Elder Fire Elemental for 35k damage, applying blind to them as well. The Mini-Ecosystem makes another tree.
+8 AG Morale
On the planetary Shield, Auma HEALS THYSELF for 45k. Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Stop the invasion of TOG's Universe. Facility Information ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
FIELD EFFECT: Zenith. ???
PG MORALE: 26%
AG MORALE: 43%
[GM] The Godmodder. 52/80 Hp. Candy: 1 Scoop of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. [A] Devil's Damnation. [A] The Innovator. [PG] P5. [PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 271,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. 80% Accuracy, 3 rounds. [PG] Elder Fire Elemental. 145,000/320,000 Hp. 6 AC. 80% Accuracy, 2 rounds. [PG] Mithral Golem. 120,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic. x3. [PG] Mithral Golem. 103,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic.
[H][ELITE] Daemon. 85/100 Hp. Charge: 45/50. Infused with Magic and Reality.
[N] BOBeoj. 20/20 Hp. Charge: 8/50. [A] Red Scythe. Chronal Energy Charges: 2. [A] Delirium Coronet. +33,000 Attack. [A] Architect's Cloak. +5 AC. Chronal Energy Charges: 5. [A] Hindsight Helmet. +35,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 5.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter. [AG-JOE]Zeyron The Deathless. 122,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 3/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 3. [AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 64,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 4/7. [A] Lesser Stave. +10,000 Attack. Plant Control. [AG-JOE] Drone. 40,000/60,000 Hp. [AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 160,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Metal: 5/7. Godmod: 5/11. [AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 28,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1. [AG-TOG] Dark Beast. 145,000/145,000 Hp. Blinds Targets. Defected! [AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Tree. 10,000/10,000 Hp. Damages people for 5,000 per attack taken. Bodyguarding Mini-Ecosystem Dirt! x2 [AG-ORIGIN] Mini-Ecosystem Dirt. 20,000/20,000. Spawns Mini-Ecosystem Trees! [AG-TOG] Za Hando. 270,000/400,000 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion. [AG] ParadoxDragon 16/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 7/11. +13,000 Attack. [AG]JOE. 12/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5. [AG]Winkins. 16/20 Hp. [A] Motorhog. 62,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge. [AG]Astrec. 18/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x3. Space Energy Charges: 9. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack. [AG] TOG. 2/20 Hp. [A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. The Plane of Fire: [AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +15,000 Attack. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp. Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Void. You are in the space outside universes.
PG MORALE: 76%
AG MORALE: ???
You can move here with your entities as a free action.
AUTOMOVE IN: 2 Rounds
19/50 Project Livre des Esperitz in virtual noble phantasm composition
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...But first, let's give the Godmodder...a personality quiz!
Refusal to respond and immediate escape or scenario denial/cheating constitutes an answer, so have fun. This'll cost you what, one defensive reaction of the infinite? Relax a bit midstrife, you have nothing to fear from sloppy bladework.
I'll start by borrowing one of myself and whacking him through the Godmodder into a chain of states of soul made like Enkidu of the old. You know exactly what I'm about to do, so I expect you to take no damage from the next part.
I'll pull you, dear Godmodder, alongside yourself in dimensions of altitude and magic. You knew the seven caustic colors of inspiration I refer to before I shoved them in you before and gracefully answering me, so of course this won't even hurt and I bet you've prepared your choices early.
I will weave you again into chambers and pathways, Void-within-Void like babes of era as well as cosmos. Of the seven, pick two favored colors and if you're up to it, two poisons. Or ascend yourself. Or ascend two sets. Even remain with the Keepers and end the scenario with might from beyond. Or die. You are this void, you know its painted illusions. Tell me about your final choice, and perhaps the steps you took to get there and what potentials guided you but were left behind in the end.
Crimson, color of anger and blood energies.
Amber, color of metabolism and digestive yet hyped energy thereof.
Gold, color of trust and greed.
Emerald, color of defense yet sluggishness, distance, and choosing to wait, formidability in all its guardian gelling forms.
Azure, color of suffering, speed, time, and strength in all of those.
Violet, color of inspiration and secrets.
Silver, color of magic, luck, frost, and hard work.
Do you choose the existing or a new one, in case of overlapping tales? It is up to you, as always. Souls are souls.
Bonus action: scan Zeyron and see what he got from his last name unlocking.
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships
I give Astrec the Summoning Staff
me and all my entities enter my universe
I cast a third level magic missile at some attack ships, doing a bit of damage.
44/50 THUNDERSTRUCK (Using 4 the action's just a bit drawn out.) You know what, I'm all out of good one liners. Free Action: LJG stands there, and then his mouth opens. He makes a strange dubstep sound: Wub-Wub-Wub-Wub-Wub-Wub. Suddenly, he and his stuff (not including mini ecosystem) disappears from the main battlefield and reappears outside of TOG's Universe. I hear there's a spaceship here for me to steal! Actual Action:
LJG looks around at his surroundings. He notices forty different attack ships doing some stuff. He and his platform backs up a bit, trying not to get shot to death. He plunges into his guitar case and pulls out an aulos (Ancient Greek Instrument (to be blunt, two recorders taped together)). Next, he notices he is outside of a dimension. Since this is outside of one dimension, there are probably a few different dimensions somewhere around here. He decides to try his luck and lets out a low, almost undetectable note from the aulos. It travels across this outer dimension space into a seemingly stupid dimension. This is thought of it because the Greeks took over and somehow never learned to advance (putting 2 & 2 together yet?). This note enters through a strange thorn bush and is heard by a seemingly useless soldier. He looks past the thorn bush and sees the small hole in dimensional fabric. The man hesitantly crawls through the crack and emerges into the extra-dimensional space. He flips around in the endless void and is stunned by his surroundings. Finally, his eyes center on LJG. Meanwhile, LJG is heading towards him. Once LJG reaches the man, he waves. I know you're wondering, what is this guy doing floating in space with an aulos. Βοήθησέ με μεγάλοι θεοί the solider says. Right, you speak Greek. Of course, that sounds a bit modern. Maybe you did advance. Here, let me help you. LJG plays a few more notes on the aulos and centers that energy. He then gives it to the solider and, using the power of music, the man understands LJG. Much better. Now, how do you feel? The soldier takes up an offensive stance. Be you ghost or agent of Tartarus? Right, I look metal. No, actually, I'm a friend of Apollo's. Yeah, he gives me minor rights on the aulos and the lack of light. No complete control, just enough. Hey, so, I'm trying to sneak into a ship, and do you know anything about large wooden horses? Is Hermes a lying trickster? I'm gonna go with that means yes. So, I need you and some of your friends to make one that looks a bit like a triangle with a few triangular bird wings popping out of it. Got it? Yes... what is your name? LJG lies. Termofacles. What's your's? Eneas, sir. The man leaves to go gather his friends to build a Trojan Spaceship. Nice people. No inspiration of course, but nice people.
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: healing Za Hando using stardust magic
Za Hando: delete attack ships
I scry on the IRON GODLEM, and have it walk up to Enerald and wave at him. Why?
25/50
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I look at the Mithral Golems, noting their immunity to magic. Thing about that is, they're definitely not immune to anything I can dish out.
Problem. Most of what I could dish out is fire-related enough to cause issues. Let's re-evaluate.
Ah, got it!
I call for a suit of powered armor. A specific suit, one equipped with cold guns.
Now is the time for a bit of a digression while my suit flies over. Cold guns, to avoid technobabble, fire beams of intense and directed cold that freeze everything they hit, with minimal effect on ambient temperatures. At least, that's how they work when I make them.
My suit arrives and I climb into it. I choose a Mithral Golem and begin my plan. First I freeze him with a blast from the cold gun. Then, using the enhanced strength common to all my powered armor suits, I punch through the ice that has layered around the Golem and, to a certain extent, through the Golem itself.
You see, it turns out that intense cold undermines the integrity of metal, causing it to be more likely to shatter or just break under forces that would ordinarily do little.
When I've stopped making progress against the Golem, I apply another blast from the cold gun and repeat the process. This goes on for some time.
9/50
FREE: "Hi there,me!"
"Well, I know you aren't actually me, BOBeoj."
"But like. That's the kind of line you'd expect to say in this world, right? And I just got an opportunity."
"Now, I'll be the first to admit, I want your loot."
"But we're literally complete equals. equivalent artefact stats, same charges... ok, space and time are different but probably about equal in strength."
"Anyway point is, neither of us would succeed in attempts at theft if we made them. What we can do is trade."
"each of us overall loses nothing from trading any one of our artefacts for its counterpart, but obviously we want a gain."
"getting a different type of elemental charge is a gain."
"so, copy down the alchemy code for... your scythe, and I've written down the spear code, and swap we shall. Here you go!"
[if BOBeoj accepts, I give him my spacial spear and he gives me the red scythe] "While we're at it, wanna swap energy types? I have it on pretty ok authority you're an 'ascended', which probably entails some differences"
[If BOBeoj accepts, I expend 1 charge and hand it to him, anticipating a return of the same. I store my received charge in a cyan-glowing bubble which produces gravitational waves to hold it in place. the waves themselves are entirely non-anomalous, only the creation method is magic.] "Last thing I'd like to ask- Wanna team up? 2 people're better then one, and all that."
"If you don't want to, (maybe that's part of the inverted bits?) I won't push it."
ENTITY ORDERS!
AMALGAMATION uses oblivion on the fire elementals if pure attack, or the mithril golems if it's not magic. If it does something wacky, it exercises its best judgement.
Zeyron the Deathless! I congratulate him on his last name! I'd spend an action scanning him to find out what he got but... alchemy. heheh... maybe I can get someone else to do it.
Ahem! Anyway, I congratulate him on his Last name! then I search the internet for translations which sound more similar to zeyron, and find Sǐshén though it doesn't fit that much uh anyway.... If Thiefs Grasp finds its way to him, use alchemical ignition with it to steal charges from the Daemon. otherwise, Alchemical Ignition with discount disparem on The Godmodder's forces.
facility: undecided. either idle or clone a new project head- decision hopefully later. BONUS: I preview Red Scythe && Ascended Energy, and then do it if it doesn't seem like a terrible idea. STANDARD:
I look at my health. That's not 20! I think for a moment, then start grabbing the corpses of all the barnyard beings. then I levitate 8 pebbles around each corpse and set it on fire. this vaguely resembles cooking food in a minecraft furnace, so I get cooked barnyard being meat.
That might just be because of the fire, come to think of it.
Then I rip open my stomach and shove it all in there. Yes, it Looks like it won't fit, but with some minor application of (non-charge'd) Spacial Magic, I can cram it in there.
Then I sew my stomach shut and watch as my hunger bar reaches... lets see... approximately 5 times the maximum hunger for any lesser being, or 50-some-odd points. or a lot more, if the barnyard creatures are, say, exceptional in size.
Having so much hunger (and full saturation), my health starts regenerating at a fevered pace. this heals me....
wow, go figure, my health regenerating heals me. what a great line, self. maybe I should just end the action now before I say some other obvious thing.
Astrec asks everyone for his stuff back, then freezes. He grabs Death's Ankh from JOE, then zips with Descendancy over to his home universe, quickly checking it. A mass producer of artifacts and things.... like Science World kinda, but more focused on actually selling things to the highest bidder. It could be a target, maybe, but he checks it, then zips back to TOG's Homeworld, ready for defense, if his homeworld is under attack, that can wait.
BONUS: Grab the next most powerful artifact belonging to Astrec.
/placeholder I form Virtual Noble Phantasm: Livre des Esperitz. Compositor cache Paulina, redundancy avoidance. Silver Key, imposition. Artificial world, form at the call of these hands. Passcode: Justeaze Lizrich von Einzbern. Synthesizing demoniclade procedure. Contract artistry in new formats.
Instead of Enkidu's clay or my gold, we call forth silver. Endosymbiosis Holy Grail, magical energy core. Instead of Grimoire Yggdrasilia who runs away creating, this is the book-ring of spirits that certainly preserves. I suppose I should test how much charge that'll take holy Malacath.
How much charge would it take for us to build a suitable demon compiling nest and convince the Daemon over there to join it?
I blow the Godmodder a kiss. Said kiss is also a rampaging princess made of larceny and an excessive number of hats, most of which shoot leeches and shaving razors.
10/50
BONUS: I could make an alchemy from the 3 previewed last round, but which one... Wow, updater guy. this is interesting.
so, there are:
The Hellcaller. This staff summons fiends.
Couldn't find any additional information about this on the place.
The Archangel's Blade. A sword glowing with a divine inner light. It will burn those who it deems unworthy.
This thing... it resembles a relic from the surprisingly-accurate-for-info website, which says, essentially 'its op. only one fated to use it can read its rules. its op. also if u not supposed to use it, burrrrrrrrrn'.
similar...
And The Left Hand of The Shadow. Who is The Shadow? Anyhow, this mechanical arm uses sound to heal. It can also morph into a variety of weapons, including an arm cannon.
The Shadow is mentioned on that website I found out 'bout the discount alchemies from. He looks something like that.
He... or it... was an agent of the conflict. His left hand was traditionally an arm cannon. Or at least, that's what the website says.
If my source speaks true, this left arm... Very powerful, but... equally risky. I would want to try an alchemy with the inverted versions of each ingredient, but they're from the discount alchemies, which I wasn't holding. Surprisingly enough, then, the least risky of these three is the Hellcaller, which Literally summons Demons.
...heh.
Alright, if the red-scythe alchemy before seemed ok, I do Red Scythe && descended energy. Otherwise, I preview The Shadowscythe && Red Scythe
STANDARD ACTION:
I look at myself. lots'a attack-boosting alchemies... I charge a mithril golem and headbutt them with the cerebrocrown.
Very carefully, of course, so as not to harm the crown, and as such, not very damagingly. However, I take so long headbutting them that they fall asleep, meaning that when I do hit, they fall down onto some conveniently-placed bombs.
Astrec does it, the Madlad.
why
no astrec stop
astrec why do you do this to me
astrec whyyyy
Swissarmyknifemodder || Clear Thought && Ferrous Nanogauntlet && Discount Elemental Alchemies && Delphi Sphere && Summoner's Stave && Death's Ankh && The Fishery && Re Orbis && Descended's Draught = dcccv said this made the Godarm so i'm acting like it has
this is a non consuming alchemy
BEHOLD
He uses the Rod, grabbing it from Za Hando for a single action to power the Godarm. WE'RE DOING IT BOYS. WE'RE MAKIN THISS HAPEN Equipping will come next turn.
He then stands in front of Discount Disparem, and greets Certsa, welcoming him to this world.
Sorry that I haven't done anything recently. I was caught in a time alteration. I presume it was whiplash from the time dilation from the chamber. I then got a message, and apparently I actually am a descendant. That is cool. Time to get to work. I now walk over to the Grand Alchemiter, and pull out a katana, as well as pulling the Black Hole Bomb from forever and a half ago, and test this alchemy thing
Black Hole Bomb && Katana
I then teleport into a world near the Dragon Ball worlds I was in earlier. Don't worry, this will be much quicker.
45/50 THUNDERSTRUCK Man, negotiating is tough. What's something useless I can do. LJG starts humming We Will Rock You (by Queen). Suddenly, a giant boulder appears between him and the attack ships. That'll do. And so he keeps humming.
24 Charges
I take out some healing powder, some ice packs, and a bucket of warm water to start healing a bit of Za Hando's pain. I sprinkled the healing powder onto Za Hando and start messaging the more painful spots. Za Hando makes hissing sounds but begins to relax under my ministrations. Once done, I wash the entity with a warm wet towel as I carefully scrub away the powder that was sticking to it. Finally, I place some ice packs to the parts that would help the flow of damaged tissues from the operation and give it a moment to cool and forget the pain to just relax.
"We heard there was a godmodder here?" asks the one with white hair. Her blue eyes seem to show the "power on" symbol. Her badge identifies her as Riu, and she seems to be a video game character, given that her speech is appearing in a text box below her face.
"Uhh... Riu, take a look over there and tell me whether there's a godmodder here," another girl remarks. Her badge identifies her as Mizuka. She's oddly familiar to some of you.
"Yeah, yeah, I know." Riu's face switches to an exasperated look for a moment. "Alright. Let's go." Riu launches a ball of glitch-ice at the Elder Fire Elemental's core. The glitch-ice is unaffected by air resistance, can be launched at any multiple of 100 m/s at an angle with the ground between 30 and 60 degrees, and deals an amount of damage proportional to v/t, where v is the velocity at the point of impact, and t is the amount of time between launch and the instant of impact.
Given that the Elder Fire Elemental's core is 782 m above the ground, the force of gravity on the battlefield is 9.83 m/s2, and Riu is standing 1440 m away from the Elder Fire Elemental, what velocity and angle should Riu use to ensure the maximum damage? "Screw math." Riu snarks, before hurling the ball of glitch-ice at 50,000 meters per second. While this would cause the ball to overshoot based on the constraints given in the question, Riu has a few tricks up her sleeve, like opening a portal directly in front of the ball that causes it to hit the core at about t = 10-9 seconds.
