DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

Intro
You've already heard the news: Alethea is attacking Nihil Magna. The President is Dead. Space itself is burning. The Iron Prince has come. Monsters are attacking Cities, and The Victorious have fallen. You're seeing a stream of uncolored text in your visionfield!

I know this is really confusing, but just hang on, alright? I'm about to tell you what's really going on here.

Every Universes hangs within the Void. We live in a section of this Void, who everyone calls Nihil Magna, or The Greater Void.

Some people in the Void have special powers. Right now, there are two powers that you have to know about. Godmodding, and Descendancy.

Godmodding is an incredibly powerful art that makes users virtually invincible. In addition, they are also capable of altering reality itself. People who use Godmodding are called Godmodders.

There are actually quite a few Godmodders in the Void. The wars you see every few years, the ones where someone temporarily claims a sector for themselves? Those are usually Godmodders. Do you remember the Nine-Month Massacre? Vertex was a particularly powerful Godmodder.

Godmodders typically identify themselves with a symbol. The higher the value, the more powerful they are. Most Godmodders wear an α and call themselves an Alpha. Some have an A, and call themselves Alpha+. Vertex carried a γ, calling herself a Gamma.

Here's the thing: Alethea wears a Δ, and calls herself a Delta+. She is the most powerful Godmodder we have ever seen.

Now that I've explained the basics of Godmodding, you're wondering what Descendancy is. Descendancy is also a type of Magic, named after how users are akin to beings who have Descended from a higher place. People don't know what makes someone a Descended, but if you are one, you also have the ability to do practically anything with Reality Warping.

The Four, formerly Five Praetorians who defend the Godmodder are all Descended. You were contacted to join this fight because you're a Descended as well. For some reason, Descended are really good at stopping Godmodders. That's why I'm asking you to go stop Alethea and her war machine.

Currently, her Third Praetorian has invaded the homeworld of one of our Descended, Nerà. During the space battle against P3's blockade, another Descended ripped a hole in the fabric of space, and now a Dark God is trying to eat the planet. So that's a thing that's happening right now.

I'm going to be very honest: The public is afraid of you. Our "team" has destroyed a planet, killed a President, and threatened to freeze the Elemental Plane of Water. Ordinary people are afraid. On behalf of someone I used to know, I'd like to open my eyes, and see a better world.

Are you ready? Let's go.

[PG] The Godmodder. 80/80 Hp.
 
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Round 1
hah I exist here woops

I spit blood in reverse, sucking it in instead of spewing it out. Unfortunately, since none of my blood is outside of my body, I'm forced to use the Godmodder's blood for this spectacular little trick, with disastrous results for the Godmodder internals.
As you pull blood from the Godmodder, she activates the portal to the Blood Dimension in her veins to replenish her lost blood!
Some guy jumps into the field and plays 10,000 bass boosted songs at the Godmodder at once.
The Godmodder is unaffected by this sonic attack, but she does sneak a look at the glass on the far side of the room, which is beginning to crack.
Since this is really far in the past, I summon a T-rex to chomp on the Godmodder.
I didn't mean that far in the past, but as the Tyrant Lizard King attempts to bite down on the Godmodder, she grabs both sides of the dinosaur's jaws, and forces it apart.
The power of teamwork strengthen's the T-Rex's teeth to ridiculous levels. And also the rest of the T-Rex for good measure.
You give the T-Rex enough biting strength to beat the Godmodder, but it's teeth still shatter against her body! The sheer force of this bite causes a shockwave, that transports the dinosaur back to it's home planet!
The guy summons a huge ROBLOX head and smashes the Godmodder with it. While this does not do much, it summons the OOF God from the heavens, who smites the Godmodder.
The OOF God appears in all his glory, and smites the Godmodder, but when the smoke rises away, she's still standing, and retaliates with a smite of her own! This forces the OOF God to utter his own OOF, the last OOF!
I poke the Godmodder at the Speed of Light
Moving faster than the speed of light, the Godmodder dodges the poke! The sudden change in speed and resultant air pocket from the Godmodder moving from her original position causes a momentary vaccum and an explosion right where your hand is right now.
...Ouch, that looked like it hurt.
I build a radiation gun, capable of shooting radiation in various forms, including visible, ultraviolet, infrared, and all the wacky zany ones you can think of.
You do that!
Previously... on DtG: Destroy the Godmodder's backstory piece that nobody really cares about BUT I'M GOING TO YAMMER ABOUT ANYWAYS SO SCREW YOU BILLY.
Okay fine it didn't actually happen previously this is just a flash back, I said previously on because shut up that's why.

As the Godmodder's forces wash across the multiverse, slaying heroes, breaking prophecies, ending worlds and bringing entire pantheons to ruin, a force of godlings gathers together, abandoning their worlds to an inevitable ruin, betraying trusts placed in them within hundreds of universes and millions of planets, to join together to find the ultimate solution to the Godmodder.
There are only a few things that could possibly work. Finding a godmodder of equal power is not an option, and nobody knows how to create a force of Descended.
There are a hundred other ideas that are tossed about, but all of them are shot down, having already failed for others, for having results potentially as disastrous as the Godmodder's conquest itself if it even works, or just being flat out impossible, even for an army of gods hundreds of millions strong.
So they come to a final decision. Representatives from among the force of the divine entities will merge together, preparing and mutilating their power so that a proper vessel can be created, designed specifically to enter and pass the Great Trials. And then the other gods shall flee into hiding, allowing the Godmodder to have her way until the champion rises up, to watch and see if the champion has a chance at succeeding, and if the champion is successful, to come to their aid, and if not, to readjoin together to create a new one, until either the Great Trials have been passed and the Godmodder defeated, or the Godmodder finds out about their pact and destroys them all.
One way or another, this is the only option remaining to them, and so, 100 deities are chosen out from among the crowd, those thought to best represent the skills, attributes, and powers needed to find salvation for their number. With a variety of rituals of varying savoriness, the gods are modified, and merged. Before the army of divinity lies a single, small body. With no identity, no strength, no weakness, and no name.

And then, the portal is opened, and the nameless was placed within, sent on to undergo the Great Trials, one of the greatest challenges the Multiverse has to offer...
For your sake, I hope this is worth it.
I boop the Godmodder with the force of a hundred suns before teleporting sand into her eyes,her heart/other vital organs out of her body and then subjecting her to vast Gravitational Field distortions while bombarded by cosmic radiation
First, the Godmodder moves ever so lightly out of the way, before the spatial defenses trigger, preventing any telefrag effects from affecting her. Then, her ship rapidly compensates for the Gravitational Field distortions, while she warps the Cosmic Radiation effects to move around her.

Tonight at 10, the world is ending again, and we know why and when, so you'd better waaatch
we've got a bit, with some feminine chick, and also a picture of a starburst (botched)
Two people died, a double suicide, their bodies found inside, of a wishing well
And We'll tackle the flaws, in these obesity laws, in the segment thats sponsored by taco bell.
We've got violence, danger, mechs and drugs and it's awesome cause' all of it's FAKE
We do the illusion of news and while you think you're choosing the views that you feel...
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We've got Joe BOB, live at the scene, with breaking news. Joe are you there?
Joe BOB here, am I coming in clear, I'm standing near, to the scene of the crime.
This Godmodder's ship, seemed a newsworthy spot, so I've been gathering shots here, for quite some time.
Today real fast, the Owner's herald passed, we grabbed their entire arm, while the owner was near.
Then they spacewarp'd me, and now they're under arrest, and now you people one less Man to fear
their forces are angry, crying sad and lost
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We didn't catch this impending disaster, maybe it's natural, maybe it's Goood

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The sliding mud, the incoming flood, will never (He's off script) wash the blood, from my greedy old hands! He's off script, cut to commercial!
This job was fun, I had a pretty good run, but I've never been one, to (He's Off script,CUT TO COMMERCIAL!) give in to demands...!
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This whole time, the Godmodder has no clue what I'm talking about, and is probably on guard for events similar to the song-script-story playing out with them as target...
Which means they're completely Off-guard for me stealing their leg.
yep.
You may have distracted me, but you didn't distract the Godmodder, who notices you and roundhouse kicks you in the face.
"Nice try, but I listen to this every day."

"Oh, and just between you and me? It's nice to finally meet you, face to face."


Itenary:
Destroy the Godmodder!

[PG] The Godmodder. 80/80 Hp.
 
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Round 2
oh man, this is pretty crazy, huh?

Granted a sudden and incredible boon of temporary foresight, with which I come to the decision to fire a singular bullet of into space.

And then several more.
For some reason, you decide to shoot bullets through the already-cracked glass of the Godmodder's ship! This causes the next two actions to happen IN SPACE, while the Godmodder begins to regret her decision of not making the windows out of Transparisteel!
The guy does a think. He gains infinite IQ and uses his brain to smash the Godmodder into the ground.
With the power of Intellectuallism, you momentarily stun the Godmodder...
"Actually, I'm just A joe bob, there are 5 of me on this ship."
"I must say, the resemblance to Joe BOB is uncanny."
"But I'm not the one you're thinking of, the only thing I've done outside of my home universe asides from small explorations is that whole herald fight thing."
"...Sorry about that by the way, but given the existance of the soul net (and your own variant (yes i know about it (you'll know how i know a while after you reach 70 HP)), it's not like they're really Dead"
"No hard feelings, I hope?"
"... I bet when they said the world is ending again, they where talking about you."
"Also, for future notice, my name is JOEbob, with the capitalization. if its capitalized differently? Not me."

Now, when they roundhouse kicked me in the face,while their leg was in contact with my face, I stole it. this is how I am able to talk normally, instead of in a vaugely muffled unclear mumble. I stole it with a touch-range teleport with a range limit, which is easy since in order to roundhouse kick me in the face, they need to touch my face.
....the teleport may or may not be portal-based.
Allowing JOE to steal a leg. The Godmodder teeters for a moment in the vaccum of space, as she begins to regenerate...
To every newcomers that are joining the effort in defeating this Godmodder, they feel a strange, unseen force, one of coincidence, wash over them as they enter the battlefield. But to those who were present for the death of the Herald, this force is a familiar ally.

Regardless of their familiarity with this strange, arguably-creature, it's hard to get a read on its inner mechanisms, or rather, its mind. The question of "What does this being have in mind," however, has been swiftly answered: as the Godmodder stands on her ground, this same force encircles around her with what can be described as a growing, morbid desire, and part of that desire requires that this Godmodder be at death's door.

As soon as that has been cleared up, the mind of this force conceals. The force itself is poised for war.

A long time ago, in a universe blissfully unaware that such beings as Godmodders exist, in a galaxy of uninterconnected lives, in a solar system that's fairly a newborn compared to others, in a planet where a different war rages on, efforts have been made into creating the ultimate weapon that would force surrender into the enemies' hearts and mind. The weapon in question? A volatile mix that, upon contact with however form it appears as, causes unimaginable pain of all sorts to whatever sentient being the mix touches. As it is a volatile mix, it should be handled with the care one would have while handling a baby. A grievous mistake, however, when the current handler of the mix forgot that their shoes were untied. The handler falls, the mix in a tiny test tube flies, and the others watch helplessly in terrified anticipation as both the loss of their latest fruit of research as well as the unimaginable pain it will cause are two events that are bound to occur. However, as coincidence would have it, they also have had another success as of late: the Void Bin. It is as the name says, it's a trash bin that leads to somewhere in a void dimension. It has just coincidentally been put into use as...well, a trash bin. And down the mix goes. The scientists sigh in sheer disappointment as even though it did not explode in their faces, it is still back to square one for them.

The view cuts to the mix, still contained within the test tube, floating through the void. Strangely enough, it's brimming with more amounts of trash than what the scientists could've thrown into their Void Bin. Piles of trash surround the vial in every direction, and from each one, shuffling can be seen and heard. The sources of the shuffling comes out, and people from varying species reveal themselves. They are, by their species' definition, malformed. Judging by how they look and how they came out from piles of trash, that could only mean one thing: Void Scrappers. These poor folks all gaze at the mix, and one thought rings out through all of their minds: "Treasure?" The scrappers all leap from their piles and towards the vial with the intent of keeping it to themselves and themselves only. This, of course, leads to conflict amongst every one of the scrappers. The scrappers engage in what will soon be a fruitless combat as the force of each motion, though not really capable of damaging the vial significantly, still sends it flying off into the distance and out of the scrappers' reach.

The vial containing the mix goes its merry way across this specific void, encountering more Void Scrappers, corpses of creatures thrown into the void and could not adapt in time, ruins of civilizations that fell victim to the wraths of powerful warpers, and many much more sights.

We now go to the present, where the glass vial, miraculously untouched, is now on course towards a wormhole that just coincidentally happens to be there. With no objections coming from any source, the vial enters the wormhole.

We cut back to the battlefield, specifically the Godmodder herself, turning down attacks through means of dodging, tanking, and irrelevating. As the Godmodder winds up to "turn down" the next attack, a wormhole coincidentally opens up extremely close to one of her limbs in motion. The vial containing the mix of "unimaginable" pain flies through that wormhole and into the way of one of the Godmodder's limbs. The Godmodder, being the oh-so powerful one that she is, notices the vial, but only a tad bit too late as the vial is smashed and its content explodes violently, encompassing the Godmodder in its effect.

The effect contains multiple types of pain of not only the physical variety, but also that of mental, spiritual, emotional, and, if the Godmodder has them, other types of pain to her wellness. It's...not the worst pain in existence, but it's surely nearing that. It'll at least damage the Godmodder, however effective it may be against her.
Just as a vial of liquid pain shatters in her near proximity. The concoction momentarily breaks down her Godmodding-based pain-inhibitions, which coupled with her attempt to regenerate a leg causes an immense amount of pain. Gritting her teeth, the Godmodder stands back up just as her warship repairs itself.
She tries to hide it, but it's clear that the following events have taken a toll on her wellbeing.
1 damage to the Godmodder.
The Trial of Being
"In order to begin, one must first be. Without essence of self, it is impossible to actively start anything. And so the first challenge is undergone; to become, to initiate, to exist."​

The nameless felt... nothing. It had no consciousness, no feelings, no anything. Nothing to base its frame of reference on besides a few pieces of scattered knoweldge pulled from a life it could not remember, nor was likely to ever be able to remember. So it floated in the void, a disembodied not-yet-consciousness waiting, except not waiting, for something to happen. They sit for what could be an eternity, or perhaps wasn't, maybe it was only a few seconds, or it could have been a mere half an instant, without a conscious mind there to witness the flow of time, does time really pass at all? None could say, things simply are the way they are until they cease to be so. Things continue on that way until something notices that things are the way they are, and might not be that way in a few seconds, or tomorrow, or a few years, and suddenly time has been invented.
But that's a lesson for another time.
The lesson for today is that of being. That one must be to do, and one must do to matter. Without a thought to muster ones own will and force, you are simply but a tool in another's hands. This is the first lesson that must be learned, in order to matter in this reality, you must act on your own, choose to be something, not passively acted upon like the rock, which is worn away by the water, which is moved by the tides, which come only into being by the motion of the moon, which in turn was created by the might of physics, which all established itself at the beginning of the universe's creation by the will of the great forces which control the cosmos.
So the first step for the nameless in their quest to gain a new name, is for it to think, to be.
And so it does, first it's mind sparks, information and pseudo-memories collecting together, sparking with one another until knowledge fills the gaps in a cascade of mental continuity.
And then comes the opportunity, the place where 90% of those who undergo the Great Trials fail. As it comes into contact with its own thoughts, their own being, what will it do? Will they move forward and out of the darkness, into realm of knowing things, out of the comforting nothingness they've been part of up until that time. Will it let fear and uncertainty take over their being and return them to nothing, or will it move forward, with a sense of purpose?
And the nameless opens its eyes.

The battlefield is suddenly struck by a pillar of light, which sends a massive shockwave emanating outwards, the pure force of existence sending a cascading power across the battlefield. It knocks over everyone... and slams into the Godmodder at full force, amplified by a sense of purpose, raw metaphysical damage coursing through her being.

While reading the update tells her the source, she can't pinpoint it's location exactly, but she does know this... something is coming. What it is that will come is as yet up in the air, but when it comes, she will have discovered a powerful new enemy.

Of course... that's assuming the nameless can finish The Great Trials.

(My first post was supposed to lead into this, so count these two as all one thing)

...somewhere, somewhen, and something else...

The nameless awakes within a temple. Around it in the circular room are sets of doors. Four doors on each "side" of the temple, with three of each of the groups of four on a gallery lifted up behind the first. Two doors sit on the central platform it stands on, and the whole thing is a stark, empty, white.
In the center is a small pedestal with a small screen, or maybe a window. Through it can be seen the beginning of a war. The nameless doesn't know what to make of it, but it feels like one day it shall have to go through that window somehow. Almost as if its destiny calls it there.
The Pillar of godly energy is enough to knock the Godmodder off her feet, but not enough to actually deal damage.
I stab the Godmodder with a Star Destroyer.
While you attempt to do this, the Godmodder's own warship detects the foreign spacecraft, and engages it's shrink ray defenses to reduce it to a more manageable size. With an audible dink, a minature Star Destroyer collides with the transparisteel viewport showing the vastness of space outside, and sticks to it, the much larger vessel's gravity keeping it stuck there.
JOE smiles. he now has one arm of IPR, 1 arm from the herald, and hopefully a leg from the Godmodder. now he just needs 2 more people to steal body parts from.
then he realizes his radiation gun is missing some things. for example, it is now imbued with the power to make at least 180,000,000,000,000,000,000* the minimum amount of that radiation per second (IE: 180,000,000,000,000,000,000 photons of visible light, which is what a lightbulb makes per second). it is also now highly resistant to damage- every time something would impair its ability to function, it will delay 3 seconds, then revert to undamaged state and teleport into my possession, aside from being made of a very strong metal. various other minor add-ons and backups exist, like enhanced targetting and resistance to spacewarps, but those would be truly arduous to list. for now, it is sufficient to say that it is very much improved...
Oh, and it also gains the ability to generate the radiation in the shape of a 1.8-meter-long sword, glowing a hazy cyan (this is for aesthetic purposes, and if the light plane thingy would keep it from happening, the area instead becomes a translucent cyan temporarilly. because SORDZ
You upgrade your radiation gun!
I pick up a rock and run towards the Godmodder. I put the rock down right in front of her. I run behind a tree and watch...
You put the rock in front of the Godmodder, but she lifts up off of the ground, and watches you with a judging look as you materialize a tree right in the middle of her spaceship bridge.
Now you just feel really embarassed.
I kick the Godmodder in the shins while another shadow clone attempts to stab the Godmodder many,many times
You jump up in the air in an attempt to do an AERIAL X2 DOUBLE SHIN KICK SHADOW CLONE ATTACK TECHNIQUE, but the Godmodder moves out of the way at the last moment, causing you and your shadow clone to collide with each other!
A pack off distraction Corgis suddenly appear and start running around being adorable little goofball in front off the Godmodder, preventing her from noticing the Thorgi (a Corgi wielding Mjolnir) flying in from behind to attack her.

As Thorgi flies towards the Godmodder, she turns around and catches him.
"Who's a good boy? WHOS A GOOD BOI?"
I take hold of my robes that was fluttering around due to the post-teleportation effects and immediately start grumbling about the 0.0001% teleportation mishaps.

Still, I missed the opening strike but I hope to make up with this.

Grabbing a bunch of self-levitating, eldritch blankets, I add the corgis that were summoned onto the blankets have them pilot the blankets. Now the battlefield is mainly obscured in blankets that are being piloted by corgis who's main goal is to distract. Fun. Taking advantage of that, I take a Mario series Superstar and apply it for those succulent seconds of oneshot-ness and go in a teleporting chase as I put on my anti-distraction glasses. I take a nanosecond to check my TPS (Teleports Per Second) which rounds up to around 100 to the power of googol and let rip my star-powered body target the Godmodder.
As you teleport around the Godmodder attempting to hit her while in your superstate, she's just too fast to be touched, even with your incredibly rapid teleportation. Unfortunately, she's moving around while holding Thorgi, and all this rapid movement is causing a lot of distress for such a powerful pooch!
The nameless, since I'm too tired to perform the next trial, pokes the screen, causing a massive wall of force to come in behind the Thorgi and back up its massive hammer strike with another massive strike of just miscellaneous force.
And then, a divine wall of force hits Thorgi. At that moment, he goes flying out of the Godmodder's hand. He cant take it anymore....
He must BORK.


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(This is supposed to be lightning, by the way.)
The Godmodder claps her hands over her ears a split-second before the divine BORK ripples across the room, but it still deals 1 damage to her, and knocks everyone backwards.
I run onto the battlefield, slightly out of breath, and glance around at everyone.

"Holy smokes, I'm late! They started without me! After all I did against the Herald..."

I look at my watch.

"Well, no wonder I was late. This darn thing's running slow! Might as well get rid of it."

So I throw my watch at the Godmodder.
You throw your watch at the Godmodder, who picks it up!
And then rocks fall upon the Godmodder,millions of Meteors strike upon her right after the Watch throw
You summon meteors, which the Godmodder phases through using her superspeed! Unfortuately, the floor of her Warship doesn't have superspeed, and takes the full brunt of the, and I quote, "millions of Meteors". This utterly wrecks the bridge, and you all begin to enter freefall.... save for the Godmodder, that is. She's still flying.
So unfair, am I right?

Itenary:
Stop falling!
Destroy the Godmodder!

[GM] The Godmodder. 78/80 Hp
 
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Round 3
Fortunately, the nameless is not falling, as it's not actually there, so it just watches curiously as everyone plummets to their doom.

Argh, I really want to do the trial of air, but I can't due to time so instead a passing fly slaps the Godmodder, distracting her for a later attack.
Slap applied, Godmodder distracted!
I simply summon a space sloop and started to point the spacy-warpy-timey harpoon guns that was mounted on the space sloop at the Godmodder. The pointing wasn't necessary as the spacy-warpy-timey parts of the harpoon tend to hit things at WHATEVERZZZZ level of speeds in whatever direction but pointing at the things you're going to shoot at is just politeness at that point you know?

Even if the harpoons misses the Godmodder, it will still hit something I would like dead anyways.
Mini-Sloop summoned! You attempt to shoot the Godmodder with a harpoon at Ludicrous Speed, only for your harpoon to turn into harmless pieces of fabric from the sheer stress it went through! Thin pieces of metal were never meant to experience Ludicrous Speed! The strips of fabric whizz narrowly past the Godmodder and puncture the warship, and go flying off into the Void, to seek whatever you want dead!
I produce a hovering plexiglass for everyone to land on that's also comfy for everyone involved,it is then enchanted to hold all of our weight and to stay hovering
Due to the sheer amount of people falling and impacting the plexiglass at the same time, it shatters in everyone who's falling's faces!
Ouch.
I come in from the Dimension of Blood portal and dramatically chestburster out of the godmodder by exploding in size to distract her, like one of those weird alien movies or those puppies from Fort Knox!

Since she's likely seen this before or might not have the portal open, I teleport out and spray silly string at her too so it's actually surprising.
Welcome Nedben! You burst out of the Blood Dimension and spray silly string on the Godmodder! She looks at you disapprovingly! It's really awkward, as you begin to fall into the hole because gravity's still a thing!
I then make the silly string wrap around the ankles and cause the Godmodder to Trip and fall into the hole
The silly string wraps around the Godmodder's ankles, but she doesn't trip because she's flying! The Silly String's also promptly disintegrates, as the Godmodder flares her aura.
The unseen force, lacking a body of any sorts, does not fall with the others. Despite being insured of its own safety, it still requires the others' presence, or, at least that is what the others feel this force is thinking. As such, it elects to give yet another layer of safe floor for everyone to land on.

Another set of meteors fly in. This specific set of meteors crash into the remnants of the million-meteors set. However, instead of leading to a more natural disarray of meteor bits floating aimlessly in space, the end result ends up being an admittedly-artificial-looking platform flat enough as to not cause easy bruises to anyone upon landing and close enough as so the fall itself isn't particularly harmful.
Platform made! The next two people who are falling that are posting will be have stable altitude!
I pause, falling but unconcerned, and a cyan platform appears at my feet, moving down slightly slower then me and so decelerating me gradually. once I reach a rough standstill , another several platforms appear, and I run from one to the next until I am almost directly bellow the Godmodder, and take out my radiation gun.
I point it at them, and fire.
what happens next?
well, I set the radiation gun to the far end of high-frequency light.
...far end meaning very high-frequency, not that the gun has a limit to its selection, of course. I control the radiation type with my mind, because any dial would have to be absurdly complicated and that still wouldn't account for Wacky radiation.
so, to explain what happens next, I need to explain something else.
Lightbulbs produce mostly visible light. how do they accomplish this?
the way I've heard it described is that different wavelengths of light need different amounts of energy, and visible frequencies need only like 3 units a photon, while the ultraviolet is a group that wants say... exactly 1,029 units, no more, no less. this means there's a Lot more energy at higher-frequency things.
now, i wasn't sure if i was right, so i checked, and based on "Hubblesite", "The greater the energy, the larger the frequency and the shorter (smaller) the wavelength. Given the relationship between wavelength and frequency — the higher the frequency, the shorter the wavelength — it follows that short wavelengths are more energetic than long wavelengths."
So, I picked a very high-frequency (and so high-energy) radiation. but wait, shouldn't this mean I get less of the radiation, and so the same power?
nope! "for example, it is now imbued with the power to make at least 180,000,000,000,000,000,000* the minimum amount of that radiation per second (IE: 180,000,000,000,000,000,000 photons of visible light, which is what a lightbulb makes per second)". a single photon of super-high-frequency light is the minimum amount of it, so i still make at least 180,000,000,000,000,000,000 photons of this radiation a second, and so as long as I put the knob high enough, it will vastly increase energy of the beam.
Now, this beam is very focused, because with the small size of the wavelength, this is easy to do. as well, it is invisible, since this is not a visible frequency of light (those are blocked, aren't they?).
So it's like a very, very, very hot knife shooting out of my gun. if it hits the Godmodder, great, their body has now violently evaporated and/or spontaneously combusted and/or melted. if it doesn't, well, they sure have a lot of spaceship stuff to hit. let me just ratchet up the radiation frequency another 10,000 fold, then set the beam to wide angle and fire at the wall. I'm sure it all works wonderfully when its superheated, melting, and possibly also evaporating, on fire, or exploding! of course, if they just let my first beam hit them, I don't have to do that, and I even promise not to do it if they let my first beam hit them.
as for whether this destroys the gun, i thought of that; at most it'll trigger the 2-seconds-later-repair/return function which resets it to its prior state.
You are now not falling! The Godmodder lets the beam hit her, but as it does, it's refracted across the room, the energy dispersed everywhere!
I give the Godmodder a warm hug. Since she's flying, that means falling no longer happens! Yay!
Godmodder hugged! You are now not falling!
"Thanks, but no thanks."
You are now falling again! You fall onto the stable platform!
You are now not falling!
I take out my phone and call a hive-mind of flat-earthers. I talk for a few minutes, then hang up.

A few seconds later, a flat disk materializes beneath us. We all land on it.

The flat disk begins to accelerate upwards at 9.8 meters per second per second, simulating gravity.

As we ascend, picking up speed, we eventually slam into the Godmodder, who never fell to begin with.
Ascending platform made! The next person to perform their action will be on an ascending platform! However, the sudden acceleration in the opposite direction causes you to lose your balance, and as you reach back up to where the Godmodder is, she headbutts you, breaking down your section of the platform! You are now falling!
I pop my gun into my inventory,and proceed to cast a long-range scan, searching for powerful beings that are not players or the Godmodder, so I can steal their limbs. also, probably interfere with whatever bad stuff they're doing, since it's almost impossible for them to not be on the godmodders side.
The scan is cast by loudly declaring my intent, then waiting for the god of sidequests to suggest i go a specific way, then going that way.
"I Would like to find a powerful being that is not a player or the godmodder so I can steal their limbs! I'm going to float around aimlessly now."
I then float around aimlessly by creating another one of those cyan platforms, sitting down, and directing it to move in multiple directions.
You scan for the nearest locations of powerful beings, and you pick up nineteen such signatures, but they're all very far away!
By the way, there is no God of Sidequests here! There's only me!
I take out one of my more devious gadgets: the Incredible Shrinking Barrier, which is utterly indestructible and shrinks around its target until said target is crushed. Sounds great, right? So I use it on the Godmodder.

Unfortunately, it only exists for an instant ... the same instant as the Godmodder, moving forward in time to always surround her in the present, closing in with each passing moment.
The Godmodder is stronger than the barrier, and she punches right through it!
"Isn't that called the Phaedrus Maneuver, or something? Been a while since someone tried that on me!"
The guy asks if is this Minecraft.
What's Minecraft?
I summon an X-wing out of thin air, ram it into the Godmodder, then make an FTL jump for the nearest black hole and teleport out of the craft the instant before it does so.
What's an X-wing?
Anyhow, you create some sort of...four winged creature that can move faster than light? Possessing a common sense, it decides to not jump into the nearest Black Hole.
I pick up the tree and through it at the Godmodder at FTL: Faster Than Lighttm​ speeds. The ensuing legal battle distracts her just long enough that she fails to block the speeding wooden projectile.
The splinter she gets from it is kinda annoying, I guess.
The Godmodder dodges the tree, and throws the lawyers at FTL: Faster Than Lighttm​ speeds at you!
"Your lawsuit, not mine."
While I drift along with my Space Sloop, I started gathering the firestorm that was formerly just SPACEEEEEE and proceed to gather it within the palm of my hand. From the far reaches of the Void, The fire caused by the Godmodder's initial strike was then controlled and zooms into my hand as I control it and make sure that it doesn't collide with several worlds and burn them in the migrating Void-wide Firestorm.

A couple of seconds has passed and the Void no longers has fire lighting it up and is back to its abysmal state. In fact, all the lighting is now stuck in my hand! While I'm curious about opening my hand just to see what I can do with all this energy, I simply pocketed my hand away in my robe, and see what the spacy-warpy-timey harpoon guns reeled in.
...How did you get outside of the ship? As you drag your hand across space, you realize that everything's on fire. It's just endless fire, everywhere. The background of the Void has been lit by this... orangeness. As you attempt to scoop up some of this ....voidfire, it burns, with an intensity like nothing you've ever seen before, threatening to melt your hand. You drop the voidfire ember, letting it return to burning space.
You see this? This is what the Godmodder's capable of.
Reality is on fire.
Also, you reel in some voidfish. Not that they actually look like fish, but everyone seems to use sea terms, thinking the void is like the ocean. It's a totally stupid convention. Still, I hear voidfish is a delicacy. Have you had any before?
I cast Feather Fall to stop falling and start... feather falling.
You are now not falling!
I steal the Godmodder's flight for myself.
You steal the Godmodder's copy of Flight!
"Hey, I liked that movie."
The nameless turns away from the screen showing various people falling or not falling, and looks at the doors surrounding it. There are four open, one in each of the "corners" of the temple. One is a windy grey, one a fiery red, one an earth brown and the last a watery blue. The nameless looks at them all, then moves towards the first one, walking across the featureless white bridge that leads to it, and fearlessly walking through the entryway.

The Trial of Air
"Air, the essence of freedom, of movement, and of breath."​

The nameless falls. Soaring downwards through the air, it can feel the rush of wind on its "skin", pushing up against it. It doesn't know why but these circumstances worry it. Is it not supposed to be falling? Perhaps this is part of the trial, this falling sensation making it uncomfortable. Perhaps it needs to be accustomed to the falling? It doesn't really know, it has no information about said trials to go on.
It feels the air, it feels the ar swirling around outside of itself, it feels like... somehow it needs to not be outside of itself. Like the air is a part that's missing. But how? The nameless reaches out for the air, and feels something come closer. The answer maybe?
It continues to struggle, and to move, trying to pull it in closer, and reaches... upwards. Suddenly the air around it feels less harsh, less like a force pushing it downwards or upwards, but rather like a friend, lifting and pulling them along in the right direction. The fall becomes contained, measured, and freedom is achieved. The nameless feels the something come closer, closer... but it still can't quite reach it.
There's still something missing, a piece of it, that's close, but not quite there, something that makes them incomplete... how does it find it?
It heaves a not-sigh, and then breathe in.
And air fills its lung-analogues in glorious fulfillment. Air fills its lungs, and it understands, freedom, movement, and the power that comes from that.

Meanwhile, on the battlefield, the Godmodder fills their lungs fill with air. They suddenly feel freer, more fluid in movement, able to move faster. As their lungs fill with more and more air, they feel that feeling grow stronger. They can do anything, unfettered by the chains of the ground, movement so smooth and so easy it hurts. No, that's not what hurts, where is that burning sensations coming from?
And then the growing air pressure in her lungs makes her chest explode.

The nameless awakens once more in the temple, and looks around, the three doors in the gallery above the door to the Trial of Air have opened. Interesting.​
The Godmodder's anti-telefrag defenses activate, purging the foreign air out of her body, coalescing it into a sphere which hovers in front of her head.
"Interesting. Very Interesting. Whoever, you are, wherever you are, you've certainly gotten my attention."
So. I'm going to take a moment to talk to you right now. Are you aware of my presence? Could you give an indication of that, if possible? That would be good.
The guy does Orange Justice really badly.
The Godmodder gives an OK sign, and mutes you.

Itenary
Stop Falling!
Destroy The Godmodder!

Alright, I think some of you need to understand that you're falling. Y'know, the sensation of wind blowing past your faces? I know, it might be stressful, which is why you haven't fully comprehended the situation. So, I'm going to simplify this for you. There's four altitudes right now, going from 0 to 3. 0 is at the bottom of this shaft most of you are right now, the furthest you can possibly be from the Godmodder. 3 is where the godmodder is right now. If you're falling, you will decrease in altitude every round, as well as your chances of affecting the Godmodder. If you're flying, you will be increasing in altitude each round. That clear?
Start flying.

[GM] The Godmodder. 78/80 Hp. Altitude: 3, Flying!

[AG] TOG. Altitude: 2, Feather Falling, altitude stable.
[AG] Redstone. Altitude: 2, On Krill's Platform, altitude stable!
[AG] Crusher. Altitude: 2, Holding onto an X-Wing, Flying!
[AG] Paradox. Altitude: 2, Falling!
[AG] JOE. Altitude: 2! On Energy-Platform, altitude stable!
[AG] Piono. Altitude: UND, Is somewhere else!
[AG] Krill. Altitude: UND, Is a cosmic omnipresent force of some sort!
[AG] Vanestus. Altitude: 2! Falling!
[AG] Winkins. Not Falling, Altitude: UND. In a spaceship!
[AG] Karpinsky. Altitude: 3, Falling!
[AG] Nedben. Altitude: 3, Falling!
[AG] Emerald, Altitude: 3, On Krill's Platform, altitude stable!

Next falling person to post gains Flying on Karpinsky's platform.
 
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Round 4
One would look into the Godmodder's rapid movements and wonder, "Would speed such as that truly be the best course of action in these fields such that debris fills it?" The answer? "No, no it is not."

We look into the Godmodder as of now, weaving through attempts at her life with her alleged "rapid movement" or "superspeed." We then focus our attentions not at the Godmodder, nor the attempts at her life, nor her assailants. No, we focus our attention to the chunks of rocks, afterthought of the several meteors crashing into each other, aimlessly floating in zero gravity. By now, the Godmodder has probably mapped this area out in her memory, so perish the thought of these chunks of rocks tripping the Godmodder.

At least, untouched they won't.

The unseen force makes its next move. An unnoticeable meteor flies and pushes the optimal meteor chunk for tripping the Godmodder into position. As unnoticed as it was coming in, the perpetrator meteor exits the field, leaving a piece of meteor primed to trip the Godmodder.

As to how the Godmodder is actually tripped, well, we could add comedic value into this by making a shoelace loophole get caught in the floating rock, but how sure are we that she indeed is wearing a shoelaced shoe? Instead, the rock will just scrape whatever surface is present on the Godmodder's ankle.

What matters not is if this causes the Godmodder pain or not. What does matter is that it does impede her movement as well as her train of thoughts, leaving her open for the next attack. That or if there's no reliable attack waiting for her, she could just crash into yet another chunk of floating debris that momentarily escaped her memory thanks to that ankle-bump.
The Godmodder's distracted, leaving her open to the next attack!
I cast Delayed Fireball... only for it to fall down... down... down...

Welp.

I task another portion of my conscious with concentrating on maintaining that spell. Hope I didn't need that processing power for anything important later.
Delayed Fireball cast! A wonderful spell, if I say so myself!
I feed my X-Wing a Rare Candy, causing it to evolve into Millenium Falcon. The Millenium Falcon then uses Tractor Beam, locking onto falling allies and pulling them into its cargo hold.
Your X-Wing undergoes a transformation into a Millenium Falcon.
....Amazing. I never thought I'd ever see one....
It opens it's beak, and tractorbeams Paradox into her pocket dimension-slash-cargo hold!
Incredible. That was absolutely incredible to watch.
I SLAP BIGG MAN. I then remember that the Godmodder is not a Man! I panic, then SLAPP BIG MAN into the Godmodder! SLAPP.
I then drop BIG TOWER, the BIG MAN's house, onto the battlefields
I then summon the BOG MAN, and give JOE his BOG LIMBS
You unleash a vicious open-palmed assault onto the Godmodder using the power of the BIG MANN! The Godmodder rubs her cheek.
1 Damage!
BOG Limbs given to JOE!
Personal opinion, but I disapprove of the sale of the body parts of a creature.
The guy pulls out a parasol to fall gently to the ground.
As you're already on a platform with stable altitude, a sudden updraft sends you up to height 3! It's the least I can do for you.
frickin trees *sets trap*

Oh! Idea! I summon an Iron Golem right above the Godmodder. The large, flailing metal monstrosity starts falling down towards the Godmodder with incredible force. If only the Godmodder was able to move just an itty bitty inch to the right, they'd be safe! But the Godmodder is totally incapable of doing that, isn't that right, Godmodder?
:taunt: :taunt: :taunt:
Trap set! As the Godmodder is no longer distracted, she phases through the Iron Golem with a smile.
"Iron? Please."
Pft. the godmodder 'dispersed the energy'?
There's a Lot of energy there. more specifically, if you take the output of a low-grade laser and multiply it by the number of photons a lightbulb produces each second, you still don't get the total energy amount. the walls have all melted into liquid superheated metal, which I apply a medium-grade telekinesis spell to, causing it to converge on, and burn, the godmodder. also, the warship is in ruins, so there's that. while they're distracted by that, I mentally scroll through the radiation types, until I find the right oŋΣ̶̡̀Σ͊ͪ̄̏ͥ̉̿͑ͫͤ̃҉͏̨͡Σ̡̡ͧ͊͌̀̓̈̋͝Σ̵ͣͧ̀ͪͨ̉̿͏Σ̨͇̫͇̗̞̺̹͎̫̰̤̤̙͔̣̝͙̊ͣͦ͛͟Σ̴̸̡̮̙͇͓̰͍̩͉͈̲͙̭͚̗̪͙͔͈̌ͯ̆ͯ̉̂́͘Σ̴̢̡̗͉͖̝̮̰̹̳͎̦̱͖͕̤̐͌̆ͮ͌́̑̆.
Purple and Blue the colors of night the fallen shards of endless white the cause of madness of three bright minds the ones of paltry poultry with season's fungi a spoon of pitch a plate of wood, a land of wealth and confusion both filled with crystals fourfold red and yellow, blue and gold a crazed monster loses his treasure and screeches laughter- thief's no better. a hopeful mind strives for knowledge and in time falls as well ignorance of warnings marks you unlucky while failure with knowledge marks the dumb and all you know is wrong, is wrong, listen to the endless birdςΘφγ ahem yes it has... interesting effects on the mind, as you can see.
it's powerful, i suppose, but not safe for any prolonged time. with a few clicks of the trigger, it surrounds the godmodder. wonder what'll happen?
Hey, I didn't come up with how the Godmodder warps physics. Regardless, whatever radiation you used, youve hurt the Godmodder!
1 damage!
Listening to the Narrator that was listing the things happening in the battle I blink and attempted to remember how did I get out of the warship in the first place.

I look upwards where the voice was coming from and simply shrug, unconscious use of Reality-warping powers I guess? Even I don't recall how I found myself out of the warship in my sloop. Just that I was.

Before I turn my attention to my main interest, I glance at the Harpoon gun and still notice it was still shooting out more of the Void Rope. Why did I think of use a weaker material for the harpoon... Ah well... It'll hit something soon... I think. With that done, I take a DEEPER look in the voidfire outside my ship. Using a multitude of eye-protection I peer at it in the safety of my ship. I feel my more scholarly side threatening to pop out after my long absence of scientific pursuit.
The voidfire is a bright reddish flame, requiring no fuel, and radiating no heat whatsoever. It seems to only burn at the touch.
the Cyan platform of energy glows somewhat brighter, becoming more translucent as well, then wobbles. and then wobbles again. then, with a loud Glorp, the platform envelopes me like a hamster ball, and I close my eyes. they, too, begin to glow a faint cyan,and to emit a mist of white-cyan. after a minute, the mist coagulates into a body-like shape with no legs, still made of mist. through this, i shall act on the field, while the cyan sphere rockets off towards whichever energy signature was the weakest, unless its significantly further then second-weakest, in which case second-weakest.
You go off into the void to search for energy signatures! I'll keep you posted.
I take out a set of what appear to be car keys, complete with fob, and press a button on the fob. A distant chirping noise is heard.

A few minutes later, a dragon-shaped mech suit appears, complete with rocket boosters in its feet, durable metal plating, a multitude of offensive options, and a cockpit in the rough "brain" area.

The Dragon suit catches me in the cockpit. I strap in, close the hatch, and fire the rocket boosters to stabilize and halt my descent.
Your Dragon suit appears, and stabilizes your altitude!
I scoop up some Voidfire Embers, and promptly hand them to that one skeleton blacksmith in dark souls, and get him to craft me possibly one of the oddest weapons, metaphysically speaking: A Voidic Great Chaos Flame Zweihander. I then store this in the inventory for further use.
Voidic Great Chaos Flame Zweihander forged! Wow, that's a mouthful. Voidic Great Chaos Flame Zweihander Voidic Great Chaos Flame Zweihander Voidic Great Chaos Flame Zweihander.
...Oh, right, I'm using a speech to text program right now. Sorry about that.
"Hey Godmodder, punch me in the face!"

"In the face! Please, please punch me right in the face!"

"It doesn't have to be a punch, honestly; I'd settle for a kick."

"Doesn't even have to be in the face, anywhere would be great!"

"But please, oh please punch me right in the face!"

I continue annoying the Godmodder in this manner until they eventually do get around to punching me in the face, or elsewhere in a simple attempt to get me to SHUT UP ALREADY. Unfortunately for her, my current avatar is actually made of positronium, a finely-balanced mix of matter and antimatter; thus, when she punches me, I explode with a truly apocalyptic amount of force.
With a roll of the eyes, the Godmodder points at you. "Click!"
And with that, you've been muted!
I activate the loudspeakers of my Dragon suit and say the following to the Godmodder:

"There's an old tradition when fighting Godmodders. You know the one. And since nobody else has done it, I get the chance to do so."

While the Godmodder is pondering my words, I call up a man who owes me a favor.

But this is no ordinary man, and the favor I'm calling in took me years of planning and hard work to acquire.

For after all, what can you do for the ultimate fighter? What does the greatest champion need?

How, in short, do you get Chuck Norris to owe you a favor?

I can't recall today how I did it, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that I'm calling in the favor.

Chuck Norris appears and attacks the Godmodder. The favor is repaid.
....Was something supposed to happen just now?
I grow a tree on Krill's platform, precisely 1 high. This allows me to climb it and rise to 3!
Altitude gained!
I cast a Web spell to stop myself from falling any further.

Why did I do this, I'm stuck in a giant web now?!
Altitude stabilized!
I equip a Ring of Levitation, allowing me to fly in whatever directions I please without further explanation, and stop my descent.

That said, we who surpass the gods must rise above them in weaponry as well as station. Unexplored-Class, despair! With this, the black sword that Malivenera no Rosemary would once have dreamed, tear open the veils of the-

Wait, that's for later. Activate a FTL interference device so whenever the Godmodder attempts to move at FTL speeds she'll crash at that speed into a shredding vortex-wall of tachyonic nopes. I doubt it means anything good that she's not using that speed to leave the one phenomenon that stands a chance at doing anything to her, but we should at least put up a pretense.
The Godmodder slowed down! Status changed to levitating!
Summoning some rather advance Void research equipment, I soon use the containers that come with the kit and read the fine print and instructions that came with the equipment...
You conjure up things that would give even me a headache reading. What's this about "exotic matter containment cells," and "picoscopes"?
A cute girl floats in through a random hole in the wall. She's capable of levitation, apparently.

<02215.Rinna> umm what am i supposed to do
<01426.Hazuki> Don't do anything yet.
She just stays there, dodging any attacks that happen to inadvertently come her way, but not doing anything else. Wonder what she's doing...
Welcome! Altitude stabilized at 3!
The nameless stands up and looks at the screen, watching everyone with intense amusement, and presses its finger, against the screen sort of drawing on it.
This causes rifts in the air that sort of solidify, slowing down the falling of several people who are falling.

Hmm... I suppose that since the nameless is unable to answer the GM until its passed a certain number of trials, I will have to suffice.
No, the nameless cannot hear you. It doesn't even realize the effect it is having on the battlefield, probably doesn't even understand what it's looking at through the screen in that temple.
I, on the other hand, can respond to both of you, for however much good that does... well, any of us, really.
My name is SONG, I am a failed attempt at recreating the mythical theoretical beings called Terminae. Well, I was. Through a long chain of events I was chained to the Great Trials, to act as a sort of narrator for those forces that might be able to look into it to have things rendered in a way such that certain things can be obfuscated, and others highlighted, while the bulk of my power was absorbed into the Great Trials themselves to act as a sort of targeting system for the outside effects of finishing each trial, or interactions with the screen before it becomes a proper doorway.

And miss godmodder, I know what you're thinking, killing me won't actually prevent the nameless from affecting the battlefield, all it will do is prevent you from seeing what it is doing, thus rendering you unable to prepare for its eventual arrival, so don't bother trying.
I see. In that case, hello SONG! I must say, your name has a musical ring to it.
Everyone who's falling has their altitude stabilized!
I transform myself into a dragon and began flying upwards
Flying applied!
The Millenium Falcon continues to collect players with its Tractor Beam, while hovering at elevation 2. While it does that, I use Upgrade on it to give it a bunch of gun turrets, allowing all the players to use them to shoot a storm of lasers at the Godmodder.
You augment the Millenium Falcon with laser turrets!
I Create some Good Glue and put it into my Inventory for later use as I speed up my ascent
You move to Elevation 3!
Oh, right. Second post a round.

This, the void of IS NOT seen at the unexplored realm above the gods. Resplendent nothingness, despair, tears that know not why they come and an urge to sleep forevermore!

I give the godmodder a truly ridiculous amount of depression so she'll create a cure for depression when she counteracts it.

...Going to vaguely apply for 4th Wall Awareness and 'from outside the main universe' since I forgot to ask earlier and I did more or less open by arbitrarily entering from a point that most people would probably not find sensible otherwise. You mind waving that in?
For just a moment, the Godmodder staggers for a moment, before tossing you a vial with a golden liquid inside! You have three guesses as to what this is, and the first two don't count.
The view cuts to a scene taking place in yet another universe, in a planet that is arguably Earth but may be called differently by its inhabitants. Zooming into the planet's surface, we, the viewers, see what kind of civilization exists there: one of fantasy. Scanning over this world of fantastical setting as if we are looking in the eyes of a powerful avian, each imaginary wing beat the force of a tsunami, we see many a settlements in ruins, creatures of darkness, corrupted and natural alike, sprawl all over the earth like the plague of the land they are, and a tower of obsidian juts out of the earth, presumably the source of this disease.

Moments later, we all lay witness to a story of hope and miracle as four young adventurers march towards the heart of this madness. We all follow these four as they trudge on through moments of hardship, revel in chances of celebration, and appreciate the times of camaraderie. In their wake lay cleansed lands and recovering civilizations, a sign of success in their task. It takes not a long period of time for the party to reach their destination. Besting each and every challenge inside, the group finally reach the one that oversaw the corruption in its beginning, the one who is responsible for it in the first place, the ancient evil released from its prison through the actions of a foolish one, the one that holds many a tortured souls within its own body purely for the pleasure, the designated bad guy of the story. Both the group of heroes engage the adversary in front of them in one last combat.

Though the battle proves to be grueling, the heroes stand near-triumphant over their opponent, whom has been reduced from the being feared by all in the land into the blubbering mess kneeling, begging for its life to be spared, "promising" to be good. It begging for its life is genuine, but the promise is not, and the heroes do not fall for this attempt at trickery, no. Instead, a plucky young boy, whom the viewers have known to be the protagonist of this story, raises his sword high in the air. The sword, in response, glows a blindingly golden glow. Those who did follow through the story know one thing of this sword: it has been enchanted not to imprison the ancient evil as have the previous group of heroes did. What a mistake that turned out to be. No, this sword is enchanted to vanquish the ancient evil once and for all. The evil, knowing of what this will mean to it, makes one last attempt at preserving its own life; it opens a portal that leads to lands not known by neither heroes nor itself and enters it, but not before being pursued by a ray of golden light coming from the sword. Both the evil and the ray enter the portal, the latter being cut off from its source after the portal closes.

The portal does close, and the heroes wait in worried anticipation of what comes next. Then, like a wish upon a shooting star come true, all of that blot of corruption begin dissipating into nothingness. Spires of black, mounds of darkness, tendrils of evil, all disappear with nary a trace left behind. The same goes for the corrupted ones, sentient or insentient; the taint that forcefully took over innocent lives and inanimate objects are all ejected from their hosts, leaving behind many that gratitude for their restored freedom of will. With the ancient evil's influence eradicated from these fair lands, all lives still present for this moment rejoice with the metaphorical energy of ten suns. The four heroes, though only called that initially to bring a placebo of hope to all who were in despair, are now recognized and hailed as the true heroes of these lands. Within the four's carefree chatter with each other, a question, though with lighthearted intention, is asked:

"What did happen beyond that portal?"

The view goes back in time and in position of this specific Godmodding war. It's yet another turn of the Godmodder fighting off the multitude of beings that want her head off, however metaphorical that statement may be. In the midst of all the goings-on in this combat, a portal of jet black opens up. From it, a ragged cloak connected to a skeletal figure comes out, making the unfortunate misstep of bumping in the Godmodder. At the exact moment this newcomer makes contact with the Godmodder, a spear of golden light flies out from the portal and pierces both newcomer and Godmodder through their chests. The spear then dissolves into a swarm of golden light that fly into the indefinite. The Godmodder most definitely lives through this new wound and most probably does not give too much attention to it. The newcomer, on the other hand, is reaching to its own chest, disbelief being an obvious expression that it's wearing right now.

The newcomer lets out a wail...no wait, two...no there's another one...hold on a moment.

ahem

A horde of wails comes out from the newcomer's maw, as hundreds, if not thousands, of souls fly out, revealing themselves to be the actual source of the wailing. Though one would expect relief to be the emotion that should be felt by these freed spirits, they have been under too much torture that any semblance of sanity is no longer present. Their drive, though allegedly revealed to be a bid for vengeance through a mad mantra of the same word uttered by each and every soul, is, in reality, a horribly deformed definition of the word; that is, they intend to indiscriminately tear through any living being they see. And oh, what a coincidence! The only living being they can see, thanks in part to the debris that's been blocking any sight of the others and the fact that she was next to that newcomer when it died, the Godmodder. As they do spot the Godmodder, their one-word mantra changes by a whole word.

"tear tear tear tear tear tear tear teAR TEAR TEAR TEAR TEAR TEAR TEAR TEAR TEAR"

The vengeful spirits all march menacingly towards the Godmodder as they repeatedly scream their mantra towards her. Then, one takes the initiative and lunges itself towards the Godmodder, followed by all of the others.

The Godmodder would, of course, triumph over these souls, but not without obtaining some damaging wounds herself.
The Godmodder watches as the Sleepless emerge from this despicable creature, a look of horror on her face. With look that almost resembles resignation, she closes her eyes as the entire chamber is lit up in a flash of blue.
"Rest in Peace."
Ack! I can't see!
...Where are the shades? More importantly, what the heck just happened?
1 Godmodder Damage.
The girl continues to levitate, before floating slowly upward. She tries to introduce herself to some of the people around her.

???: umm... the name's rinna. i'm just your average anime character, i guess...
RINNA: hehe.

RINNA: i hope you don't mind me just... observing.


She just floats there.
Hey, Rinna. Nice to meet you! I'd give my name, but, secrecy issues. Say, is that Hizuki person also here?
Regardless of the outcome of my taunting the Godmodder, the resulting explosion really hadn't harmed me. It had also occurred to me that sooner or later, the Godmodder would start whipping up minions to cause us additional grief, and when that happened we'd want some heavy firepower to deal with them. That said, the conventional method of summoning generally lead to weak Entities that would be of negligible use in this sort of war; on the other hand, there didn't seem to be any way to directly store up power in order to get a more powerful thing made.

And then an idea struck me. Quickly, I began pouring every bit of power I could muster into creating a statue of a slender woman dressed in half-plate armor. It wasn't a magical animated statue or anything like that, just a damn fine sculpture. It was utterly lacking in curses for the unwary, mysterious prophecies, or radioactive glows. Really, the only notable property of the thing was that it was made of the single most excessively durable material I could come up with, a light gray metal that I decided to call Adamantine. I also thought ahead and made my statue firmly on solid ground; wouldn't do to have my creation damaged by falling from the sky.

[AG] Adamantine Statue summoned! It does nothing!
Wow, that's a lot of Adamantine.... It's more than I've ever seen in my whole life. I've only ever seen it in swords, bullets, a pair of gauntlets one time, but even then, it was always alloyed with something else.
Unbelievable.
OOC: Hey Just! Good to see you again! Probably shoulda posted that when I first saw you'd posted but whatever

The nameless decides that it doesn't understand what's going on in the screen, so its going to continue with its trials, the only purpose it truly has at this point in time. It crosses the bridge to the first door it went through, now closed, and goes up to the gallery, where the three doors behind the Trial of Air have opened up. One looks out into a windy expanse, another into clouds of mist, and the last into bright blue sky.

It looks into the first and steps forwards, through the door, entering the next trial.

The Trial of Wind
"The wind is carefree, wandering about withersoever it wishes, knowing that above all, movement, the thing it most loves, is what keeps it alive."​

The nameless appears in another empty area of air. It floats for a moment, confused, how is this different than the previous trial? Its question is answered when a blast of air sends it tumbling through the sky. It whips around and is buffeted on every side by the wind, tumbling about in the air, once again no longer in control of its movements.
The nameless tries to push back against the wind that sends it tumbling through the sky, but with every push against the wind comes a greater push that knocks the nameless flying once more.
The nameless struggles and struggles until it runs out of energy. It feels itself starting to slip away, and then a thought comes to it. As the wind pushes it along in different directions, instead of fighting against it, the nameless pushes forward with the wind, changing its angle slightly, but pulling along with the wind. After all, it has no where it's trying to get to, why not go along with where ever the wind is taking it?
And so wind spreads the nameless's nonexistent wings and the nameless goes from simple floating, to soaring.

And with that, wind fills the shaft in the battlefield, massive gusts of wind pushing everyone upwards and giving them a boost upwards as the powerful winds glide in under their limbs and torsos, gently lifting them up away from the encroaching ground below to better launch their assault upon the Godmodder.
Effect: players can now give themselves flight more easily.

The nameless soars through the air, until it sees the temple, and with that, the wind subsides. But not all the way, as the nameless has come to understand the nature of the wind, and with that understanding glides itself down to the central platform, and with the motion of landing, once more stands in the center of the temple.​
Flight applied to all stabilized people!

Itenary
Destroy The Godmodder!

Alright, I think some of you need to understand that you're falling. Y'know, the sensation of wind blowing past your faces? I know, it might be stressful, which is why you haven't fully comprehended the situation. So, I'm going to simplify this for you. There's four altitudes right now, going from 0 to 3. 0 is at the bottom of this shaft most of you are right now, the furthest you can possibly be from the Godmodder. 3 is where the godmodder is right now. If you're falling, you will decrease in altitude every round, as well as your chances of affecting the Godmodder. If you're flying, you will be increasing in altitude each round. That clear?
Start flying.

[GM] The Godmodder. 75/80 Hp. Altitude: 3, Flying!

[AG] TOG. Altitude: 2, Feather Falling, Flying!
[AG] Redstone. Altitude: 3, On Krill's Platform, Flying!
[AG] Crusher. Altitude: 3, On a Millenium Falcon, Flying!
[AG] Paradox. Altitude: 3, Flying!
[AG] JOEprobe. Altitude: 3! On Energy-Platform, Flying!
[AG] Piono. Altitude: UND, Is somewhere else!
[AG] Krill. Altitude: UND, Is a cosmic omnipresent force of some sort!
[AG] Vanestus. Altitude: 3! Flying!
[AG] Winkins. Not Falling, Altitude: UND. In a spaceship!
[AG] Karpinsky. Altitude: 3, in Dragon Suit, Flying!
[AG] Nedben. Altitude: 3, has Ring of Levitation, Flying!
[AG] Emerald, Altitude: 3, On Krill's Platform, Flying!
[AG] IJustWrite, Altitude: 3, Flying! Muted(unable to communicate verbally or telepathically next round)
 
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Round 5
NOTICE: SEVERAL RULES HAVE BEEN ADDED.
I thank BIG MANN, and he flies off. However, he gave me something before he left.
ITEM GET!
+1 BIGG GLOVE
Bigg Glove: +999 Slapiness
I equip the Glove.
I then slap the laws of physics, defying it
The Glove mann... hass the Flight.
Slapp stuf
You have the glove. YOU HAVE THE GLOVE! Heh.
"password"

Activating my rod of soul anchor with the incredibly stupid password, the Godmodder finds herself unable to move from where she is.
I throw, with perfect accuracy, several hundred small vibranium darts at the Godmodder, who can neither dodge nor phase through them. They all impale her, dealing an insignificant amount of damage, but distracting her long enough for me to activate my trap card.

It's not actually a Trap Card, or really a card at all. I mean, you could call it an ace up my sleeve, if you'd like but point is it's a trap.
See, the Iron Golem I summoned was summoned not only above the Godmodder, but above the Delayed Fireball too. When it fell, it hit not the floor, but an explosion (delayed for [1 round], aka an arbitrary amount of time I'm going to call several days. Because of this, the explosion deals several hundred dice worth of damage. The dice all come up as '1's, of course. Just my luck. But it's still a massive amount of damage.) which sent it shooting back up towards the Godmodder.
The Godmodder failed to notice this because the vibranium darts did what vibranium does best and absorbed the sound from the explosion and Golem.

How is the Iron Golem still alive, though, you may ask? Didn't fall really hard onto a force strong enough to send it flying back upwards at an incredible pace, after taking hundreds of dice worth of firey damage? Why yes, yes it did. "Firey" being the keyword there.
For you see, Iron Golems have the rare (althoguh not unique) ability of Fire Absorption: Whenever the golem is subjected to fire damage, it takes no damage and instead regains a number of Hit Points equal to the fire damage dealt. Because of this, the Golem's HP numbers rather higher than when it was first summoned.

Unable to do anything to get out of the way of the Iron Golem, she's forced to tank it. The Golem, of course, survives slamming into the paralyzed Godmodder thanks to its massive HP. It breathes poison right in the Godmodder's face. An incredibly rare, dangerous poison I just invented called Glibglobink. I hold the only known antidote to the poison in my hand, but the Godmodder is still unable to move thanks to the rod of Soul Anchor and, more importantly, being unable to figure out for the life of her how the DnD grappling rules work.

Glibglobink doesn't, however, kill her via conventional means. In fact, it does no damage to her directly at all. All it does is make her incredibly vulnerable to magical damage for as long as it's running through her system.
The Iron Golem takes full advantage of this and it's Magic Weapons (The golem's weapon attacks are magical.) to Slam and Sword the Godmodder to death with its massive amount of magical weaponry it pulls out of its own body. It can survive this, of course, for obvious reasons.

Meanwhile, I taunt the Godmodder for falling to something with a name so stupid. Glibglobink. Who even comes up with this stuff?
1 Damage to the Godmodder, nicely done!
Meanwhile, even more meteors fly by the vicinity of the fight, crashing into other meteors and forming shapes that are impossible for these chunks of rocks to attain without any outside influence.

The shapes begin conjoining into objects of tools known for their lethality, in other words, traps. Guillotines, bear traps, pendulum axes, Indiana-Jones style boulders, and many much more now litter an unused corner of the battlefield. Before anyone could even think of doing anything with that spot, yet more meteors fly and crash in, forming a cubic room to house all of those traps in.

All onlookers are then reminded that this was done with coincidence.

The trap-filled cubic room remains unused for now, presumably being kept for later use.
You make a crazy amount of traps!
So, mysterious cosmic coincidence-causing force, is it possible for you to hold a conversation with me?
I cast Retroactive Flight, causing me to fly up to 3rd level elevation... in the past.
Aka before my last post.
Why not just post these posts in the reverse order and not bother with Time shenanigans?
Because I'm a rebel...


and a sucker for time-travel and unnecessary complexity.
Suddenly, a light blue portal opens up. On the other side, an incredibly large, helmeted head looks you in the eye. With a massive hand, it points to it's eyes, and then at you. Just as quickly, it closes, leaving no trace behind.
Having grasps what I had for disposal, I get to work and suited myself up in a basic void hazmat suit. Using a tool that resembles oversized tweezers (but is totally not the case) I ready some basic void cell jars and carefully observe for voidfire that was in 'pristine' state and proceed to pluck from my the safety of my relatively small space sloop.

This continues for a while as I used most of my powers to figure out the slight, SLIGHT, difference in the voidfire to get as many samples as I could before getting to my next task. By the end of my sample gathering, I had obtained around... one.. two... 103 differing samples of voidfire. That and I've gotten really decent at figuring out the miniscule instensities which regular orange voidfire can burn at.

(Gathering samples, boring stuff)
You safely gather samples of voidfire!
I snek over to TOG's Placeholde- I mean ploco stash, and stuff a bunch into a bag.
I then load the PLOCO CANNON
thE cannan.... HASS the AMMA
I fire it at the Godmodder
I urge my fellow players to load their Ploco Cannons. I distribute ammo
You fire a..PLOCO at the Godmodder? Whaa?
my smoke-self disperses slightly, as if it's not focusing on maintaining the form as much, and two hands of near-solid mist form, attached to nothing.
These hands take the BOG LIMBS, and rearrange some of the material, cutting out part of the center for the arms, and nothing for the legs. then, the bottom half of the mist-torso (there's a section that looks surprisingly face-like, with 2 glowing orbs of cyan light, which is not being counted here) flows into the blood vessels of the BOG LEGS, taking control of them, while the mist that made up the hands goes into the cut-out part of the BOG ARMS, taking control of them as well. this provides shelter from attacks to the mist located within, as well as whatever advantages BOG LIMBS grant. also, it reduces the telegraphing of attacks that normally occurs, obscuring any change in mist color.
Your probe attaches the BOG LIMBS to itself! I must say, your magic's really impressive.
Meanwhile, you hurl yourself through the void at incredible speeds, it's an incredible sight, even though you have to weave through large swathes of voidfire, and interdimensional minefields to find the closest energy signatures.
Wait. Minefields? In this space? Could you take a closer look?
I continue flying even higher while purifying the Glue into a Conceptual Form of Stickiness ,holding it out in front of me to make sure it doesn't stick to a wall or something
You achieve the vaunted ELEVATION 4. How is this even possible? I have no idea.
I press a few buttons on the control panel of my Dragon suit.

Suddenly, the Godmodder is surrounded by copies of the Dragon suit, covering all possible approach vectors. All but one of these are holograms, with that one being the real one. I know this. The Godmodder knows this. But most importantly, I know the Godmodder knows this.

When the Godmodder moves to attack any one of them, a flurry of piercing bolts fly from the holograms to strike her from behind. No matter which way she turns, the bolts are always coming from behind her. The bolts have an effect, very tricky to produce but I spared no expense, which causes them to exist in all realities simultaneously; this counteracts any phasing attempts.

I dismiss the holograms to reveal a network of Slugthrower Drones, which draw on a near-infinite supply of bolts for ammunition. If and when the Godmodder manages to hit a drone, it throws a massive number of slugs in her face as its final attack, then the remaining drones retreat.
Despite the Godmodder's best efforts, the slugthrower drones overcome her defenses to deal 1 damage!
Suddenly, the Godmodder's head is wrapped in duct tape. Not only should that shut her up, but that should also cause her to take some damage trying to pull it out of her hair.
The Godmodder is blinded by the duct tape!
"Real mature!"
It's time to surpass! More importantly, she's using the ship's defenses considerably and pushing her back to the Void will help with some pretense of territory defense.

Transcend the gods, slice apart spacetime! Let us tear past the flames into nothing! Unsullied truth, white conceptual heroism! Godmodder lady, I'll tear down that wall! Beyond the impossible, black white and red, in the name of someplace you took over but it probably doesn't like you, banishing blade...Open up!

Rip open a giant hole in the universe around the Godmodder, so she'll be cut out of the universe and flung into the Void. That way we can run out and shoot all her nearby reinforcements in the void too!
As you attempt to open up a hole in the universe around the godmodder, you find that you are already in the void, and as such, cannot rip a hole in the universe around the Godmodder, when there is no universe around the Godmodder!
I continue flying up then drop the Glue on TOP of the Godmodder,with Telekinesis,I quickly manipulate it to bind her arms and legs together while leaving her hair untouched
You drop glue onto the Godmodder, binding her down!
Considering I'm flying, I cut the tree down and instead swing it at the Godmodder, but wait! The tree is a really really old tree! Made of... mahoguny. I then shake the tree around, causing acorns to fly around and promptly explode.. MAHOGUNY!
1 Damage to the Godmodder! Nice pun!
I fly the Dragon suit over to the Voidfire and collect a sample.

I conduct some quick field analysis of the Voidfire and determine a means of weaponizing it.

The Dragon suit can now shoot Voidfire out of its "mouth."
Okay, let's see, you analyze the voidfire, and find that it's... different. It's exhibiting properties unlike that of regular voidfire, radiating a...different energy signature compared to regular voidfire. The only place you can think of where voidfire would exhibit similar properties would be the Elemental Plane of Fire, but that's impossible. The Elemental Plane of Fire can't possibly be here, can it?
Can it?
Dragon Suit weaponized with this "exotic voidfire".
My mist-self's eyes, tiny whirlpools of energy, swirl and twist, and split in two, two whirlwinds moving away and bringing their own share of mist with them, forming another set of hands,which proceed to vanish in a flash of light. looks like I'm working on background stuff... makes sense, I've already done one damage and stolen a leg. no need to over-reach.
You do what you're doing.

1 Godmodder Damage.
Can someone please do a nullpost or something so I can do my second action? /NULL
#spaceisburning
(Here you go, and nice drawings btw.)

With samples all properly lined up, I summon as many different elements I can and conjure a void saw temporarily to saw my hand... IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE

Of course, the hand grows back due to our nature as reality-warpers but it's the thought that counts. I take out an observation tool which I won't name for simplicity sakes and carefully watch how the voidfire interacts with the different essences and elements, including my aged off hand which I vaguely still feel. Is it burning conceptionally? Or just in a material sense?

So I continue to watch and gain a better understanding of the nature of voidfire.
...Ew. Sorry, I know you'll be okay, but I can't stand to watch self-harm. You experiment with the other thirty-five elements of the Void, only to make an alarming discovery: the Voidfire's consuming them, turning it into more Voidfire, even the voidice and voidwater are turning into Voidfire! As the flames lick at your hand, you feel a transcendental burning sensation as your flesh becomes part of the voidfire.
By my father's tears, what's going on?
Oh jeez so many posts already. Welp, time to do some more stuff and pass more trials.

The nameless, already on a bit of a roll, moves up to the second door of the air balcony, suddenly noticing along the way, that in the space to either side of the bridge leading to that side, the wind has begun swirling. Perhaps something will appear there later on?

And so it enters into the next trial.

The Trial of Mist
"The mist is mysterious, fading in and out as it wills, it is not restrained by a need to be where it does not want to, if it wishes to leave, it can do so and merely reappear at a later time."
The nameless appears within a cloud of mist. It cannont see for very far, though, due to there being nothing to see in the other two trials, that makes very little difference, but here it can tell it can't see very far, because of the swirling and shifting of the mists around it.
It contemplates, what is it meant to do here...? And then it freezes. Something is moving in the mist. For some reason the nameless feels that it doesn't want to be caught by whatever it is. The nameless begins going through the motions once more, trying to move with wind... but that just attracts the attention of whatever the thing in the mist is.
It struggles and flies, and tries to will itself into the-

.

.

-nameless reappears out of the mist, now that the trouble is gone... and finds itself standing not in the mist, but back in the temple once more. It sits down against the central viewing window's pedestal, a little exhausted from the rush of not-quite-adrenaline that went through its system moments before, but it has moved another step forward to its goal... whatever that goal is.


And then suddenly, on the battlefield, a fog begins creeping in... mist fills up and swirls around the various combat figures until almost nobody can almost anything. Even the godmodder's sight is severly limited by this strange mist. Then comes the shadows. Figures in the mist, moving about, darting too and fro... varying in size from breadbox to human, and in a number of different shapes, they move between the combatants, always just out of reach. Any lights or flame fired off into the mist merely illuminates the depth of the shadow these beings create, though if hit they do disappear all at once, as if they were never there in the first place.
Then comes the sound. It is a high pitched sound, not quite a squeal... more of a desperate wail, but not human or recognizable in any way. It feels alien, foreign, as if the thing making it is something that does not belong in our reality, and is only here because the mist makes things... different somehow, less connected. It makes everyone very uneasy, as the wailing seems to come from every direction at once, almost as if the mist itself is what's creating the sound.
And then comes the final shadow. Circling around, people can see... off in the distance, a massive shadow circles around the party. Powerful in its own right, and somehow very ominous. With every orbit, it comes a little closer, becoming a bit larger, until it begins to move through the mist of the party, moving around, leaving the entire view of whoever is moves past filled with a blackness that leaves them totally blind until the shadow passes onwards. And then it grows, nobody can see anything, not even the Godmodder. Until suddenly the Godmodder sees something.
Teeth.
The wailing suddenly stops, the great shadow moves away and off into the distance where it can't be seen, and the mist recedes. Breaths that nobody realized they were holding are suddenly released as everyon heaves sighs of relief.
...
Where's the Godmodder?
The Godmodder is gone, with the disappearance of the mists, the Godmodder has disappeared as well, gone into whatever realm of nonbeing the mists come from. And unlike the nameless, she will not be able to return quite so easily...​
As the mists subside, the Godmodder is nowhere to be seen. In addition, her Warship is also gone, leaving you all floating in the Void. Whatever that thing was, it just dealt 1 Damage to the Godmodder. SONG, what exactly just happened? I wasn't able to see through that mist, and that worries me.
I could've sworn I saw the Godmodder smiling.
I think something's wrong.
I tear my way free from the web I'm stuck in and as I start falling I summon an Androsphinx to fly beneath and catch me mid-fall.

You reach ELEVATION 4, not that it means much anymore.
The nameless stands up and looks at the viewing screen, and, if the Godmodder has reappeared, presses down on them wondering what it will do.

This does nothing but cause the Godmodder's liver to turn into mist, and disappear. This has no immediate effect, but if the Godmodder ingests any alcohol later down the line, they will get drunk much faster than usual.
...I have no idea what just happened. I need to take a moment to reacquire the godmodder's location. In the meantime, I can't confirm if she no longer has a liver anymore.
thisisbadthisisbadthissisbad
Anyway, the fact of the matter was that I was still muted, but it really didn't matter for what I was about to be working on next. Also, since these actions are past-tense, I can describe them without needing to use images.

To be completely blunt, I really didn't care what the Godmodder did to my Avatar that had just seemingly blasted them with a Cheaty Bullshit Laser; it was expendable in the grand scheme of things, not to mention the fact that it was an extremely destructive antimatter bomb just waiting to get punched in order to detonate.

Thus, I completely withdrew my attention from my avatar and focused on other matters for the time being; the Godmodder would dispose of it as she saw fit, probably in a violent manner, hopefully blowing herself up in the process.

The matter that I instead focused my attention on was a matter of conjuration, forging a pair of weapons that were self-contradictory by their very nature. They simultaneously did and did not exist. They simultaneously were and were not machine guns, lasers, swords, tower shields, and any other weapon that the wielder could think of. In battle, they could easily bypass defenses since they didn't exist, while at the same time doing immense damage to anything they hit with their undeniable reality.

The one and only non-contradictory property that these weapons had was that they could only be used by one specific person, locked to only exist in a useful fashion for a soul that did not yet exist; not even I would be able to truly put the blades to proper use. Fittingly, I named them the Blades of Contradiction; I didn't bother keeping track of where I put them once I finished forging them; they simultaneously were and were not exactly where they would need to be when the time came. After all, you can't avoid something that doesn't exist, nor can you impede its passage.

[AG] Blades Of Contradiction Forged! They Do Nothing!

Past Creations
[AG] Adamantine Statue
....Woah. That's...pretty amazing you can make something like that. Again, I'm impressed.
The Millenium Falcon is now equipped with a drone fabricator and deployer.
Millenium Falcon equipped.

Itinerary
Find the Godmodder
Destroy the Godmodder?
Follow JOE?

As you stand around awkwardly, you all get the chance to take a deep breath. You now have the power of... Prep Time.

Prep Time, Charge, Energy, whatever you call it, it's probably most powerful force ever. With sufficient Prep Time, one can accomplish anything!

Since you were with the Godmodder left, I think you'll have the best chance at finding her location. You try to do that the same time I am, okay?

Also, someone try follow JOE, I think it's best if we stay together.

[GM] The Godmodder. 70/80 Hp. REACQUIRING LOCATION.....
[AG] I Just Write? 20/20 Hp. [A] Blades Of Contradiction.
[AG-TOG] Iron Golem. 99,000/39,000 Hp. Glibglobinkbreath: 1/3
[AG-Crusher] Millenium Falcon. 70,000/70,000 Hp. Deploying Drones: 1/4
[AG-Vanestus] Thorgi. 118,000/118,000 Hp.
[AG-Vanestus] Androsphinx. 34,000/34,000 Hp. Heal: 1/3. Demoralizing Roar: 1/7.
[AG-Karpinsky] Slugthrower Drone 3,000/3,000 Hp. Reload: 1/6. x20
[AG-I Just Write] Adamantine Statue 30,000/30,000. Incapable of action!
 
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Round 6
21/40 I AM AMERICA


I open a gateway to the elemental plane of fire, push the Iron Golem into it and then close the gate before it causes too much damage.
It'll be back.
Later.
As you open up a gate to the Plane of Fire, you see a tall, armored being wielding an axe, and surrounded by fire Elementals.
Wait, what?
Charge 21/40

There was one more major piece that I would be putting together, before I could assemble all I had made into a coherent whole.

The next item I began creating were a pair of wings, glowing blue with cherenkov radiation due to the materials composing them. Indeed, every part of those wings, from the feathers to the underlying structure was composed of caged tachyons, the superluminal particles perpetually looping around inside a self-sustaining pattern of twisted spacetime.

The capabilities granted by these wings of tachyons were extremely potent; obviously they would allow whatever Entity was lucky enough to be granted them to fly at extremely superluminal speeds, but that was far from all they could do. Indeed, since the wings themselves could be moved effectively instantly and were composed of amorphous superluminal particles, they could be used to quite effectively block attacks, the wings almost immediately recovering from anything done to them.

Thus, the Tachyon Wings were completed, ready to be integrated into an Entity.
Tachyon Wings created! They grant 1 AC and 10% Dodge to whoever bears them!
21 charge points

I equip the Millenium Falcon with a shield generator that blocks the first 5000 damage it takes each round.
Shield Generator Equipped!
22/40 I AM AMERICA

Anyways, I'd best be going in a bit, now that my time here is almost up. I've lore to research.
I'll have a replacement here in a bit.
#darkmatter
I begin a long and arduous BIG Quast. I join the BIG ORDER, which the BIG MAN Leads. I study the arcane arts of slapiness, and after many years, become a Holy Knight of Slap and Bigg. I learn from the BIG MAN himself, and he helps me finish my quest, obtaining the arcane BIG SLAPSTAT SYSTEM.
My Slapstats:
Intellislap: 13 (Average)g
Slapiness: 1500 (Knight of slapp)
Healtslap: ∞ (Descendant)
Agilislap: 500 (Bigg)
Hatslap: BEST HAT
Snazzyslap: 30 (Very fancy)
Slapitywarping: 300
This quest also rewards me with the Broadsword of Slapwilney and the BIGG AURSHIP, and AURSHIP much like the BIG TOWER, which stretches throughout five dimensions because it is so BIG. My AURSHIP only goes through three. I SLAPP physics so it works on the battlefield and doesn't get nope'd or entity'd.
SLAP
Broadsword of Slapwilney granted!
Charge: 21/40
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"It can't, well, not directly."

The view cuts to the source of the voice: a human in business attire tinted in red. His hair, short and smooth as it is, matches his clothes in color tones, and on his face a spectacle and a resigned expression lay.

He is standing upright in zero-gravity with hands intertwined behind him. His position is not too far off from the fight that he can't get a view of it, but far enough as to not be involved in it.

If the GM can sense Descendancy in people, they would find that this person talking to them is indeed one.

"I suppose I would have to serve as its mouthpiece. What subjects do you want to converse with it? Feel as free as you want to be, but be forewarned: It may choose not to respond to your prompts if it so wishes."
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The storm of meteors resumes once again, this time only bringing a more limited number. A majority of the meteors crash and chip each other into all manners of motion-instigating limbs, from insectoid wings to snake halves. The remaining minority of the meteors work themselves into limbs of varying levels of manipulation, from insect mandibles to human hands. All of these newly-formed limbs force themselves into the previously-created room of traps, creating the lifeless husk of a monster that would seemingly toss its victims inside of its cubic main body, where the traps can get to work on reducing said victims to mincemeat. For now, it remains motionless as it has just been given physical form.
Hello, whoever you are, pleased to be your acquaintance. What's your name?
Trapped deathcube improved.
Charge 21/30

Action:I unleash a Pulse of Weak Wide-spectrum Radiation that hopefully will ping off JOE and the Godmodder,if the Godmodder has defended against it,it will still show up as a mysterious absence of pings
You ping JOE and the Godmodder! Thanks a lot, I'll try lock onto her coordinates now... 15% Progress towards that.
Charge 22/40

Finally, I had everything I needed to complete my creation, a masterful Adamantine Statue for the body, the Tachyon Wings to give it the speed it would need for this battlefield, and the Blades of Contradiction as a deadly means of attack. Now, it was simply a matter of putting it all together into a coherent whole.

The first thing I did was fuse the Tachyon Wings to the body of Adamantine I had created for the existence I was bringing into being, the constructs of superluminal particles firmly merging to the statue's back, blurring such that it was hard to tell the exact point at which the Adamantine ended and the mass of faster than light particles began.

Then, I granted my creation life, forcing a soul into existence within the indestructible body of the statue, and granting it the power to move and control its body as if it were a living creature, with reflexes so fast as to be effectively precognitive. My creation was brave, driven to protect the lives of all innocents, a supremely skilled fighter, and many other desirable qualities besides. Also, most critically, the soul I had just called into being had the exact signature required for the Blades of Contradiction to serve them, slotting seamlessly together into a coherent whole.

Thus, the Adamantine Angel was born.
Composite Summons
A new mechanic that exists because I just invented it, a Composite Summon is an Entity or Artifact made from two or more separately created components, which are then assembled together into a completed whole with an action. Components made with the intent of Composite Summoning are tagged [PART] in addition to their alignment, and have no uses aside from constructing Composite Summons. On the other hand, Components can be used as parts for any given Composite Summon, allowing a degree of flexibility should one or more parts be sabotaged.

When a Composite Summon is defeated or destroyed, it may drop some of its parts for re-use at the GM's discretion; parts dropped in this manner are considered Neutral.

Other players may then attempt to salvage the corpse, in an attempt to retrieve more of the components. Further, Composite Summons may be scrapped at any time by the player who created them, recovering most but not all of the parts that went into making them.

At the GM's discretion, re-used parts may perform worse than they did the first time around.
Adamantine Angel Summoned! Parts system will be integrated into the Artifacts system, I suppose.
21/40 Project 1
1/? Project 2

I wince slightly as the voidfire chews away at my detached hand.

Well then... that's quite enlightening... But that's not enough. This, is certainly not normal voidfire, no siree, it even says so in the 101 void element book!
I point at the page detailing the deeper details of normal voidfire just to further prove my point.

There must be something that was added into the element to have it act this way... to figure that out, I look into the samples past and attempt to discern any sort of energy that might have been inserted into it to have it act in this fashion.
You analyze the voidfire, and come to the conclusion that it's somehow been...strengthened and altered by something. Something, or someone.
I... I don't know what that thing was. I never saw anything quite like that in my time before chaining. I assume that it's the thing from the Trial of Mist, but given that I never get more than a glimpse of it there either, that's entirely speculation.
Whatever is going on... something is different here. Normally entrants into the Great Trials can't affect the outside world until they've gone through all four of the basic elemental trials, and usually not in any major way until all 20 of the opening trials and their arrival to whereever their energy is focused.
To be honest this entire situation is concerning.

The nameless presses down on a button, and the wind comes to the aid of the Thorgi, giving it a bit of dodge chance.

21/40
15% Dodge Chance given to Thorgi!
Charge 17/40

(5 Charges) I summon Indiana Jones from my Mindscape with a small yet nimble spaceship around him with life-support features,I then instruct him to find JOE and create a Quantum-Entangled Communication Device for us to communicate with each other and send data regarding the search to and fro

Action:I focus the Pings to hopefully where JOE and the Godmodder's ship is with the aid of some technological equipment and some Divination Rituals and pass the data to Indiana Jones
You find JOE's coordinates, and we're one step closer to finding the Godmodder! Indiana Jones Summoned! 10% Progress!
The guy uses ROBLOX studio to build a gun, which he gives to the Godmodder. Turns out that the gun is not properly built and flings the Godmodder to the ground.
The Godmodder isn't here!
21/25 DRACO


I activate my Standard-Issue Godmodderscanner, which scans in an ever-increasing radius looking for the Godmodder. It can't detect anything else, and screws with more regular detection methods, but it works.

RPNULL BELOW
Also, I suppose now's as good a time as any for some RP-oriented backstory.

Long, long ago, I grew up on a world without magic, a world fairly advanced in technology (or so we thought), a world at peace. I had it good. My biggest worry was surviving college so I could get a good job so... well, you know the rest.

And then the Godmodder came, at the head of an army unlike any we had ever seen.

Her initial strike devastated our greatest cities. In the aftermath, everyone united against her forces, but it wasn't enough. All able-bodied men were called up to join the armed forces, and I was no exception. She held orbital supremacy, but we were tenacious and determined on the ground. Even so, we were overrun. Men bled and died to defend fortifications that were overrun days later. It was brutal.

Our top scientists (those who remained, at least) were not idle. They had been tasked with developing a space fleet, so that we could take the fight to the Godmodder. After three years of hard work, they succeeded, and the initial space fleet went into battle against the Godmodder's ships.

It was destroyed.
A second fleet was launched six months later, this time equipped with a great nuclear cannon, the most powerful weapon we could devise. It fired one shot, straight at the Godmodder's flagship.

When the debris cleared, we saw for the first time a number over the Godmodder's head:
19/20

It was then that the Descendants arrived. They surged into battle against the Godmodder. One of them could do what it took our entire civilization to accomplish -- hurt the Godmodder -- with what seemed to be no more than a wave of their hand. Again our cities burned, this time caught in the crossfire of this great conflict. Eventually, the Godmodder was driven off, and the Descendants pursued. I was left, along with the broken remnants of my world, to pick up the pieces.

But I wished to attain more. I wished to see the Godmodder, and all those like her, brought low. And so I went into the scarred battlefield, and there I found a piece of technology far beyond anything my world could have produced.

I spent five years trying to understand it, and eventually was able to make some headway. My first set of weapons were crude imitations of what I had seen used, both by the Godmodder's forces and by those who stood against her. But most importantly, I made a doorway between worlds. I set out through it, seeking to find and combat the Godmodder.

It has been many, many years since that day. I have fought in many battles against Godmodders, at first in minor roles, but then greater and greater. I have used my technology to replace missing limbs, to keep healthy and functioning what has not been replaced. And I have always traveled the worlds, learning from each encounter, with my arsenal never far behind.

As for the Descendants, I tolerate them. They fight the Godmodder, which is all well and good, but I have never forgotten how they left my world broken in their wake, doing nothing to repair the damage. I will never count myself among their number.
Your Godmodderscanner attempts to detect the Godmodder, but it fails. It seems she might be out of range?
Thank you for sharing your story. I'm sorry to hear your loss.
(redstonetam15, The godmodder isn't here at the moment)

22/40 Project 1
2/40 Project 2

While I was occupied with discerning the phenomenon concerning the voidfire, it seems that the spacy-warpy-timey harpoon on my space sloop has just pierced something and is now reeling back something that I would like killed, back to the ship.
I'm sorry, but I can't tell what exactly is is you want killed. Not yet, at least.
22/25 DRACO

I run the previous fighting through a combat analysis algorithm in order to determine as much as I can about the Godmodder's fighting style.
The Godmodder's fighting style seems to be a blend of several different well-established fighting styles, with a foundation centered around... Chun Kuk Do, whatever that is. Do those words mean anything to you?
21/40

Thanks for the compliment, guy-who's-recording-everything-and-i-know-little-about-other-then-say-that-he-can't-read-thoughts-i-don't-want-him-to-read-which-is-good-because[REDACTED]
Anyway, you wanted me to get a closer look at the minefields? Hm, you also said we should stick together. a two-dimensional mouth-like shape appears around my astral projection (in this case, a projection of myself formed of the element of 'astral', as opposed to the out-of-body dealie though i guess it allows that too. other projections exist pro'lly, like fire projection or primal projection, but i don't bother), and tells it to help me cast 'gate', which it does, creating a black sphere which connects the what-passes-for-space-here of the area it inhabits with that of another sphere, which i create myself. I stick 1 hand through the thing, making myself be on both sides at once, and hence able to sustain both ends of the gate myself, while my projection moves through it, proceeding to investigate the minefield, while I stay part-gated, waiting for updates on whether it's better to go meet everyone, or to let them use my shortcut.
You open up a gate, and investigate the minefield. Anyone who looks through the gate sees the same thing you do: a silvery metallic sphere, gently pulsing with red energy, with a simple symbol engraved on it's side, a Ʊ.
The Iron Prince. He's been here.
21/40 Winds of Destruction

I pull out my Mary Sue detector, which guides me towards the nearest Mary Sue. It points at... me? Hey! I recalibrate it, more accurately this time, to go find the Godmodder
10% Progress!
I deactivate the FTL-interference device and stow it away so it won't be used against us later. Then, I spawn, gather, and coalesce creative energies into a mystic vessel of creation (vaguely shaped like a modifiable laptop, or a book, or an orb, or whatever form is needed defaulting to the book), that we may do something to restore and rebuild what is lost once this is all over, a seed of new geneses to come. The first of our attempts at replacement.

Grimoire Yggdrasilia 21/40.

RPnull matters below:

We/I think back. We see naught but void and a popping. We are a tendril of something greater...not some god (modder or otherwise) or author standing above the tale (though we wish to match it in power), but a mistaken identity. A corrective mechanism of the tale transferred across departments and slapped on an abomination. Dreams of they who knit up space, police time, crush god(modder)s, who were not us. Dreams of All The Catgirls God Killed because of an Internet meme, who came back as deities and built a civilization only to fall to shaders and deciding to end collaboration...that some other thing might lay claim to, but we are not. It is curious. Curiouser still that those ladies and gentlemen of the herbal still speak in having disappeared? We will find out if they can exist or not later, if we try it. We are magic beyond magic, it is worth a shot.

More importantly, there is something present. Not quite scrying. But like...perhaps text. Text on a monitor. Text on a monitor typed by...It's indescribable. No, it's censored. No, it's something indescribable and censored. Gloves? Maybe but you can't confirm it. You, I, We, They, all look with senses that are not senses and eyes that are not eyes, and with hands that are not hands we grip and...Actuation is not that direction. Huh? Victorious narration isn't...

We reach out and feel what might be glass. But it is not glass. No, it is. No, it's a camera. No, it's not quite...hm... No no no no no no no no no no- Aha! We can just barely counter-scry through nonlocational unknowing. You, no, We too sense text. Formatting. Aesthetics. A room, censored from view. You are being watched. We are being watched. I, I, I...you, we...Forget me not. I. I. I-I'm not a narrator in full, not yet. I. I. I read what you no not you it's me we see and interpret and we and we and They laugh and...oh. Table. Screens. Disused typewriter. Rippling Cloud (godmodder veil? Reverse veil? Some Duat trickery? An illusion? Actually being a cloud? Insufficient data with gloved hands that might or might not be robots or fake or real). The rest is undetected now.

Sunlight Mirror Water. Ayem Ae Sehti Ae Vehk, but not in that order. Hey, where'd the Godmodder go? Oh, she left? Drat, she- Ah, we're in the Void now. So we're too late. I think she took our idea. Maybe she dodged, maybe she's stealthily walking away, but...Tales of destruction. We were called and sent for by the theater's whim, both literal and figurative. That infuriating disgrace to both women and the all-powerful polluted this place with greater-than-fires and a fleet for no reason. Can she not even bother to brainwash or hijack the taletelling? Or perhaps this world deserves to burn.

But no matter. We who hold the possibility of victory will bring forth the possibility of restoration. Even if resurrection of the future is a private miracle...we should at least bear one for the sanctity of the past. It is not over yet, but it will be someday. And for that someday we should come ready. From one piece will be adhered more over time and preparation and space and love and obsession and creativity and and and and and and...or...whatever takes our fancy, too!

We draw a book, or the framework of one's shape. And we will fill it with a world. The world! A glorious new world! Yes, yes! Draw, draw, put in our stored memes and power and copy the right prefabricated memories of how to make a world. We craft with rawest power, complex sorcery and miracles of many shapes and origins alike. But we are barely halfway done! A work this important will not be only one moment in the making, even a moment auspicious as this, because we're not THAT ridiculous. Yet.

...This'll take a while. Good for us all, for we can think too. One stone rarely finishes the job of a thousand anyway.
So you can see me? Interesting. It's good to see that my identity-obscuring magics are able to stand up even to the likes of you!
You make a sort of laptop-shaped backup of the universe? That's a good idea, we'll definitely need to rebuild when this is all over.
22/40

Post made to get charge increment done, action will be edited in later if I get the chance.
#wasthebestofus
22 charge points

I mount a BFG9000 charged weapon on the Millenium Falcon. It will take 10 rounds to build up power, but it should do massive damage.
Charged attack installed!
22/40
I look for the Iron Prince's flagship (wherever i detected something that most resembles the iron prince's regards earlier, if I don't find anything more obvious revealing which is which), take out my radiation gun, set it to "Gravitons", and hold down the trigger while aiming at it. this pulls the flagship towards us, naturally. but how gravitons worky? i have no clue, but they supposedly are similar to photons, in which case I use the highest frequency gravitons I can imagine. since I'm only aiming at one part of the ship, that part is under continual stress. in the meanwhile, this also accelerates me towards the bulk of the ship, as for every action there is an equal and opposed reaction.
Pointing your Radiation Gun along the line of mines, you are pulled at an incredible speed towards the Iron Prince's location, so fast, that the anti-detection methods I've placed on you nearly fail for a brief moment. It didn't, though, so don't worry. Eventually, you find yourself on the hull of a large minelaying ship. To it's side are several others, and in front of it is an entire fleet of warships, quietly moving through the void. Each of them are emblazoned with a Ʊ. Your powerful people detector begins to go haywire, and points to the largest ship as having someone immensely powerful onboard. Unfortunately, it doesn't indicate where on the ship they are.


Itinerary
Find the Godmodder
Go to JOE!
Get onboard the Parallax!
Remain Unseen.

Okay, so scans on this fleet have indicated that onboard the largest ship are a number of prisoners. You see that door over there? That's the closest hatch to the prisoner bay. I don't think I need to tell you that this has to be a hush-hush affair. Sneak onto the ship, initiate a cell block prison break, get out of the ship, without gaining the captain's attention. Can you do that? Good luck.


[GM] The Godmodder. 70/80 Hp. REACQUIRING LOCATION PROGRESS: 35%

[PG-BOSS] The Parallax. 7,200,000/7,200,000 Hp. 6 AC!
[PG] Minelayer. 90,000/90,000 Hp. Laying Mines! x7
[PG] Voidmine. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x35
[PG] Armor Plating. 80,000/80,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Parallax Entrance! x3
[PG] Parallax Entrance. 60,000/60,000 Hp.
[PG] Escort Ship 120,000/120,000 Hp. x8

((OOC Note: Please don't try to directly attack this thing. It won't end well. At all)).

[AG-Crusher] Millenium Falcon. 70,000/70,000 Hp. Deploying Drones: 2/4. BFG9K: 1/10
[AG-Vanestus] Thorgi. 118,000/118,000 Hp. 15% Dodge!
[AG-Vanestus] Androsphinx. 34,000/34,000 Hp. Heal: 2/3. Demoralizing Roar: 2/7.
[AG-Karpinsky] Slugthrower Drone. 3,000/3,000 Hp. Reload: 1/6. x20
[AG-I Just Write] Adamantine Angel. 30,000/30,000. [A-PART] Blades Of Contradiction. [A-PART] Tachyon Wings. [A-PART] Impossible Soul. Attacks Bypass AC, Dodge and Bodyguarding! +1 AC, 10% Dodge!
[AG] Flamingflapjacks. 20/20 Hp. [A] Broadsword of Slapwilney, 6/6 Durability.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Indiana Jones. 40,000/40,000 Hp.
 
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Round 7
Altered by something or someone huh... if that's possible.... I grab the only untainted sample of voidfire and proceed to compare it using the pile of research equipment on hand.

If its possible to alter Voidfire then why can't I do it too? Holding my hands out, I began imagining/dreaming/solidifying my reality warping powers into a solid form. It begins slowly, gathering in wisps of undefinable light and floating there, seemingly uncertain on what it wants to do. Then, with a clench of my mind, then wisps whirls in a series of odd movements and clashes together... taking a the shape of a yarn ball.

I giggle slightly at what I just did, turning pure reality-warping essence into a tangible existence and shaping it into a yarn ball? Hilarious. I don't don't exactly why I was thinking it was hilarious or what part of it was hilarious...

Wait.. Huh? Did i spaced out?

Shaking my head to rid of what ever was temporarily bogging my mind, I set my mind back to the task. Pulling a string of yarn of my reality-warping from the ball, I begin carefully weave the string through the Voidfire, add my powers into it and attempt to warp it into my liking. Finally putting the built up knowledge I gained from experimenting, I altered it to combat all the properties I've uncovered from the other altered Voidfire. Soon enough, the altering that I doing to my sample begins to take on a greenish hue, and have run nearly run out of my reality-warping yarn. Before I use it all up, I add in some of my blood and essence into the string and weave it into my voidfire.

The next step was to test it now... Grabbing my modified voidfire and shave off a fraction of the red voidfire and pit it against my flame.
You incorporate some of yourself into the voidfire, and test it against the altered voidfire...
Nothing happens. They don't react with each other.
...That's a good thing, right?
#crushthesurfaceworld
Charge 23/40

Looking at the Parallax, I didn't feel intimidated to be perfectly honest. Instead, I could be most accurately described as inspired by the massive spacefaring war machine. I would build my own, and it would be superior to anything that the Godmodder had yet fielded if I had any say in the matter.

Of course, to do so would require a secret location where I could assemble my creation; the Godmodder would almost certainly take severe exception to the prolonged construction efforts in all likelihood, thus secrecy was paramount.

To create my special construction area, I took advantage of one simple fact of geometry that I was completely ignoring for my own benefit; namely, that there was no such thing as a negative distance. For one such as myself, moving such that I was -5 meters from the averaged location of all the reality warpers going after the Godmodder was simplicity in and of itself, but I still wasn't satisfied; I wanted even more security, and for that I turned to the square root of negative one, also known as the Imaginary Unit, or i.

Thus, I had moved myself -5+i meters away from the action, effectively removing myself from the normal multiverse entirely; I was still possible to reach for those in the know, but simply traversing the Void like most multiversal travelers did would never be able to reach me here in Negative Imaginary space.

My secrecy mostly assured, I began to build in earnest.
As you shift an imaginary distance away, you find yourself inside a nigh-infinite expanse of solid metal.
I think this Negative Imaginary Space has been taken already, and it's best if you leave.
#allyourpowerscombined
23/25 DRACO

Utilizing passive scan methods so as not to give away my location, I identify any mines whose explosion radius includes the Armor Plating on the Parallax Entrance.
As the Parallax is far ahead of the Minelayers, the explosion distance of any of the mines does not reach the flagship itself! Good thinking, though.
23/40
EXPENDING up to 20 Charges! (less, if my stated effect needs less)
((4. Entity health for charged summons is equivalent to (7000x + 5000) where x is equal to the amount of charge expended.
4a. Entity damage is (1600x) with x being the same as above.
Extending from that to artifacts, the artifact's damage should be lower then 32,000, and any defences it grants, lower then 145,000))
Artifact created: Radiation Suit.
what? you think it protects against radiation? no, it uses and focuses on radiation.
80,000 HP of regenerating graviton-based defences- regens by 16,000 per round, defends me.
difficult to steal, due to me wearing it.
Grants some level of increase to the effectiveness of radiation-based actions.
1/5 Wacky radiation - costs an action to use, coats the battlefield with some kind of wacky radiation, the mechanical effects of which DCCCV can decide. cooldown rises by 5 each use, up to 20.
that sound good?
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"OMERHGAWD THE IRON PRINCE IS SECRETLY XYLAN."
(insert questioning responce here)
"what? who's Xylan? I dunno man, you're the one who said it."
"no, definitely you. I've never heard of anyone called Xylan."
"good thing sound doesn't travel in space or they'd have been alerted by all your yelling. be quiet."
"what do you mean I'm the one who was yelling?"

aaaaanyway, I'm on the hull of a minelayer ship. and you know what the best(???) way to pass undetected(?????????????????) is? to have evidence of your authorization. so I'm going to steal some from the pilot or whomsoever. a quick pulse of high-frequency light melts a hole in the side, which I keep the air from leaking out of with gravitons, and enter the ship. activating my suits computer, I set it to invisibility mode: by creating photons of the appropriate frequency for those that hit my body, and anti-photons to cancel out those that bounce off me, making myself truly invisible. a similar effect is used for all other radiation, gravitons included: if anyone's detecting me, it's only going to be through the movement of air from my own movement, and that's a sufficiently essoteric way to detect people- especially since most people who can be invisible in this manner can also turn intangible, i just don't want to spend the effort and am using Radiation-based cloaking- that nobody will find me.

Anyway, digressions aside, my main body- clad in [A] radiation suit- has entered a minelayer, cloaked. I survey my surroundings, calm, motionless.


now, while my main body is on the minelayer, there's also the projection, next to a mine. its hands- the ones not enclosed in BOG ARMS- move away and possition themselves so the curve of the fingers traces a circle within which can be seen 7 mines of varying distances. then, the hands rotate around the circle that would result if you rotate the circle traced by the curve 90 degrees on the axis of the line between the hands. 3? 1? somewhere around that many mines are contained within the sphere created by combining the two, and the hands begin to glow a dim pink, as the space within the sphere seems to flicker and warp, as though in a haze, warping more and more before finally twisting out of reality entirely, leaving behind empty space. I'm so going to take some of these apart and see how they work...
[goal is obtaining mines so i can find out how they work later, not reducing mine number. maybe say these mines aren't close enough to the flagship to be counted in the EOTB?]
20 Charges used to create Radiation Suit with Lowered Potency! Minelayer infiltrated stealthily. You have entered a corridor, which leads directly to the front of the ship.
Mines obtained!
Grimoire Yggdrasilia 22/40. Aggregation continues.

See if I can single-action spawn a Voidfire Extinguisher, and get to work extinguishing the spare flames that aren't being studied/mined/put in a container/whatever somehow and are away from the boss ship. No use leaving Miss Godmodder's irritating leftovers around where they can cause trouble.
You attempt to create a Voidfire Extinguisher, but it fails to extinguish any Voidfire. Strange, I'm pretty sure primal water would usually work for this...
Charge 22/40
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The lifeless husk of the creature of a mesh of meteors stays as motionless as an inanimate object would in zero-gravity...until now, that is.

The view cuts to a special concoction of unseen origins floating aimlessly in the battlefield amidst the storm of meteors. Many of the meteors are then made to crash into one another. Each crash occurs next to this concoction, the force of each one sending the concoction careening closer to the lifeless husk. After being navigated through the storm by the meteor crashes, the concoction finally impacts the lifeless husk, the former's glass container breaking into glass shards and spilling its contents entirely onto the mesh.

As coincidence would have it, the concoction's property includes giving inanimate objects life akin to a wild animal's. This would indeed mean that this creature serves no master, making it hostile. However, this issue is remedied by a lingering swirl of meteors surrounding the monster, blocking its senses from ever detecting any of its "allies."

Of course, having only been brought to existence just now, the creature would have little-to-no knowledge of how to operate its newfound body. As such, it will spend the duration of the stealth mission in undetected isolation getting used to its new body.

((Don't count it in as an entity yet))
Mysterious creature created... Very interesting.
The nameless moves forward to the last door in the air gallery.

The Trial of Sky
"The sky is open, free. While it itself remains wrapped around the ground, it remains open, to free those who wish to fly through its great expanses."​

Alright, OOC mode right now, not talking as SONG, or as the nameless, talking as Pionoplayer right now.
Does anyone even care about these? I mean, I'm gonna keep doing 'em regardless of if anyone actually cares about what goes on here, cuz I've got a plan and gosh dangit I'm gonna see it through. Although that doens't really fit the theme of "sky" very well, more earth or stone, wait frick I'm giving away the entire point of this rambling speech aren't I?
Pretend I didn't say any of that, I'll get back to rambling.
Anyways, if you want to know the reason why I make these attacks... well, it's because I can. I come up with so many ideas throughout the days and weeks, and most of them are never going to see fruition. Did you know I invented a whole game about different kinds of power plants when I was in elementary school? It wasn't a very GOOD game and it was mostly just me playing with numbers but it was a game. And that game's never going to see the light of day, but that's okay, because these ideas give me freedom, the more of them I have, the more different things I have to work on when I finish a previous project, or even BEFORE I finish a previous project (which is dangerous thinking lads I'll tell you what).
But that's the whole thing, freedom of choice. There's lots of different things that give you freedom, but once you pile up a certain number of ideas it starts to narrow down your options, in a strange reversal of things, too much availability becomes not enough. If I have too many things to work on, then what should I work on? I don't have infinite time, and without context between the different ones, I have no way of choosing what I do, and it leaves me paralyzed.
That's an important thing to remember about freedom, too much of it actually lessens what you can do. That's why rules exist, and why the sky isn't all powerful. It is limitless potential, but without the context of the earth, the planets, the stars, it has no meaning, no reason. Nothing to do with that potential. So remember that kids, while the sky is great and open, remember to keep your feet on the ground and your wits about you.
Anyways, is the nameless finished with his trial yet? Oh goodie he is.
And now we come to the REAL reason why I was rambling about the sky and freedom, I couldn't think of a good way to execute the trial, so I did this instead. That's the funny thing about being the writer, I have the freedom to do that.
Anyways, the nameless now has the power of the sky yadda yadda yadda something about opening his mind and broadening his horizons just a little bit more.
BACK INTO CHARACTER!

The nameless awakens once more in the temple, and looks over at the air section of the temple, the wind swirls, a soft breeze carresses his face, and then is gone with a whisper. He has completed one fourth of the challenges currently set before him, he is one step closer to earning his first name.

And back on the battlefield, the power of the sky flourishes, and what is the Void but one great sky?
The sky does something it is not used to, but a command has been issued, and it must obey. Rather than be the great limitless space that it normally is, it encloses itself in clever ways, shielding the players who are about to undergo the trials of the Iron Prince's fleet, protecting them from detection and those that might wish them harm by blocking off access, their freedom to threaten our heroes.
The sky is a great enemy, and now, having been rallied to the aid of the anti-godmodders, well, somewhat, it wants to leave its options open, but it has been swayed somewhat in our favor. This will end poorly for the Godmodder at some point in the future most likely.

Additionally, the sparks of divinity feel a call, the first gods are on the lookout, they can feel the echoes rippling across the cosmos, it is time to send a scout, to apply a little bit of power on the Godmodder's forces.

5 charge spent for the Aspect of Air.
The Aspect of Air is a special entity, with a couple of abilities.
It's health is a bit lower, giving it some dodge chance.
It can fly, as you would expect.
It has a 4 round charge, hurricane force, which knocks enemies back and dazes them, causing weaker enemies to lose their turns, and stronger enemies to lose some of their attack power for the turn.
It also has a special mark: Harmony of the Heavens. This will activate eventually, upon a special criteria already worked out with DC, keep the Aspect alive, while Harmony of the Heavens can activate without the Aspect of Air, it will be greatly weakened by the Aspect's absence.
18/40 for saved charge
Trial of Sky completed! The Sky of Skies applies it's all obscuring blessing on all, protecting them from the observations of the Iron Prince.
Aspect of Air Summoned.
I slap my VISIBILITY, ABILITY TO EMIT SOUND OTHER THEN TALKING, and my ABILITY TO BE DETECTED AND/OR DISCOVERED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM away, making me invisible, unhearable, and undetectable. I then slap my ability to NOT WALK THROUGH DOORS AND OBSTACLES away, allowing me to walk through the door.
You attempt to phase your way through the door, only to be repelled the Armor plating, to which you deal 20k damage to!
24/40 (updated) DRACO

Remaining beyond the radius of the Parallax's detection arrays, I fly over to a passing asteroid and push it back to where I started.
An asteroid flies towards the Door, and dinks off the Armor Plating! 18k Damage!
I collect some more voidfire to set myself down at a Bonfire and upgrade my Voidic Great Chaos Flame Zweihander to +5. Hmm, I'm gonna need a Large Voidfire Ember for +10'ing it...

22/40 Winds of Destruction
You upgrade your sword further! At this point, I'm pretty sure you can carve your way through the armor plating like a hot knife through butter with this thing.
Grimoire Yggdrasilia 23/40. Two posts per round, +1 per post. Thus, we may concentrate further. I'll take a moment to add some regenerative and reconstructive capabilities to it, don't want it staying damaged.

Use a stealthy but low-effort long-range scrying spell to check what kind of sensors the ships have from a distance, hopefully not setting them off in the process, so we can get a better sense of what's likely to be detected and spoof them better.

Hide inside a metamaterial box, becoming invisible accordingly!
Let's see, your scrying spell detects a variety of sensors dotted across the surface of the ship. Portions of the hull seem to have been warded with lead however, making observations inside difficult. Most of these sensors are relatively low-level, easily bypassed, detecting through heat only, which is something I can obfuscate.
There.
23 CP

The odds of a stealth mission succeeding are very small. We need to prepare for a fight. I upgrade the Millenium Falcon with a single-shot cloaking device that will allow it to escape the inevitable battle.
Cloaking device installed! As a note, from this point on, it will be more difficult to add upgrades to the Millenium Falcon!
4(or more)/40
My main-body is still analyzing stuff like last action, considering its move. On the other hand, the projection moves away from the mine, and floats its way to the PARALAX. the hands not in the limbs are reabsorbed into the main mass, which paradoxically becomes more translucent with the addition, becoming much harder to see. the BOG ARMS (joe projection edition) move into position, one thrusted forwards with a semi-sphere of finger positions, all fingers pointing forwards, like a fist midway through opening with the fingers straightened i think. there's no sign, no change or hint, a green projectile just appears all of a sudden, like a ribbon of neon green, coiling into a spike-like point at the end, spinning. it launches forwards the instant it's created, crashing into the armor plating.
"Bodyguarding: It is possible to have entities bodyguard other entities, taking hits for them. Player attacks can bypass or pierce bodyguarding by stating they do such in the attack, and entities can be given the piercing attack or bypass tags as well. Additionally, an entity that is directly targeted while it's bodyguarding (instead of taking damage from blocking an attack aimed at the thing it's guarding) will take double damage from that attack."
This is a breaking drill burst; it pierces shields. granted, it leaves behind a small hole in the armor plating, but that's just a path to travel through- easy to miss and largely insignificant.
on the other hand, the other hand was held out to the side, glowing slightly even through the flesh of the BOG LIMBS by the end of it, and with a swing like a combination between a throw and trying to position an arm in front of your heart, a slower-moving ball of bloodred energy flys out, moving somewhat more erratically, but advancing towards the hole left by the drill burst. the first hand moves into position, mirroring the second, and they both thrust forward, sending the bloodred ball shooting forwards in a less erratic, but faster trajectory. it also shrinks, spinning on the axis of its motion and letting small whirlwinds move across the surface, trailing clouds of red, smog instead of the liquid-like energy of the orb, and moving slower, spreading out more, but collectively still swirling on roughly the same axis somehow. the red sphere shoots through the hole left by the drill, and people almost think they can hear the sound of it slamming into the door- it's visually impressive enough for people to fool their own senses, the armor plating dents and the whole thing vibrates... until a certain point, past which my magic wards against further vibrations and sound traveling. a massive current of red gas streams out of the hole

[only a small section of the armor and door is shown, as the rest is irrelevant and would block the view.]
As can be seen, the explosion of the sphere sent bone-like things extending out from the point of impact, piercing the entrance with them.
Then, my right BOG ARM (the one not maintaining the shield around me) swings forwards, and the gas stops moving this way. it just freezes in place for a moment, before I close my BOG HAND in a fist and it all starts rushing forwards again, straight at the hole in the armor plating,the spear-like main gas shape widening the hole and letting the ripples and eddies bombard the entrance, flashes of red light leaving behind bloodstains and small dents, until this whole thing runs out of gas... or more accurately, raw blood energy.
35k damage to all armor plates! That's some mighty impressive blood magic you employed there.
23/40 Winds of Destruction.

By the power of Mecha anime, I boost up to FTL travel in the direction that the Godmodder seemed to have gone off to, promptly smacking into some more Voidfire, then moving on, and following a liberal yet metaphorical layer of bread crumbs, which the Godmodder definitely left behind.
14% Progress!
Charge: 24/40

Within Negative Imaginary space, I began laying the foundation for what would soon be known as Project EAGLE, one of my most ambitious creations to date. With any luck, the resulting mechanical monstrosity would be sufficiently powerful to persist in this war for a greatly prolonged length of time, and would be a major factor in turning the tide in our favor.

Still, every such project needed to start somewhere, and in this case that meant the raw materials that would be going into making this creation. The ridiculously durable materials that went into the creation of the Adamantine Angel seemed suitable enough for the job, so I got to work whipping up even more Adamantine. Two million metric tons of Adamantine, to be precise.

Entity Orders
Adamantine Angel: Hold back for now. Retreat to Negative Imaginary space.
As Negative Imaginary Space has already been occupied, you decide not to generate Adamantine right now, nor have your creation enter what seems to be an infinite plane of solid Iron.
24 CP

I equip a Thrust Amp module to the Millenium Falcon, increasing its dodge chance.
The Millenium Falcon squawks in protest as you add a Thrust Amp, giving it a 5% Dodge Chance. This doesn't trigger any detectors though. Sound travels slowly in the Void.
21/40 Sir Sparked

The guy sends the FBI to find the Godmodder.
The FREAKING BAD INVESTIGATORS don't find anything. But when you look through their documents, you do find something they miss! 8 Progress!
Charge 23/40
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"...I will assume that question is for the both of us."

"Unfortunately for you, it does not want to reveal its identity to neither you nor any other beings in this battlefield, for now at least."

"As for me, well, I am its champion. You can call me Red, from Accounting."

"And likewise, it is a pleasure of ours meeting you."
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As the Parallax and its escort ships wade through the vast vacuum of space, they find themselves approaching a seemingly natural asteroid field. Of course, with the Iron Prince being a powerful figure of technology and all, the fleet would at least have the capability to navigate through the field with nary a scratch on any of their surfaces.

...any who happens to be an ally of the force of coincidence would know: that asteroid field did not exist there before. The formation of the asteroids, though natural as they come, actually provide the perfect cover for the invaders to close the distance between them and the fleet, provided the latter do not run haywire and assault each and every asteroid in their sights.
Hi Red! Nice to meet you! Just so you know, I completely understand your master's wishes to remain anonymous. It's... liberating, in a way, when nobody knows your name.
Asteroid field created! Excellent diversion.
Charge 18/40

I use the [[VOID]] Aspect,subtly hiding us from nearly all forms of Detection
The Void Majyyks obscure you further from any possible observations of the Parallax. None shall see us, not even the gods.
19/40 for storage.

The sky is annoyed by the fact that it had to close its borders somewhat, so it decides to open up a bit more somewhere else, the sky opens up a great distance, causing the Godmodder to be closer in terms of locating and discovery, freeing up the players to find the Godmodder more easily.
12% Progress!
Alright. Time to actually do this... As I'm typing this, I slowly realize just how weird my characters are, but... I suppose that's the point.


I feel like I've forgotten how to make an intro post.

The void was silent, dark, black as coal. But then some idiot halfway across reality thought this corner of nothing would make a good opportunity. So, a speck of light appeared, twisting and contorting itself until it expanded into a somewhat broken doorway, large enough to step through, and so someone did. It was a human, clad in soft blue light armor. However, there wasn't anything to step onto outside of this doorway, and so the newcomer just hovered there for a while, looking around like a confused coyote. Gravity never did come, so the newcomer stuck his hand back through the doorway, rummaging around for something and shouting to be heard.

Eventually, he drew out a short gilded rod, halfway between a wand and a staff, and waved it in a wide, overhead motion. The device sparked and shone before a deep black mist flowed outwards from it. The mist collected below him, slowly forming into a large, somewhat imposing bat-like figure, so long as you didn't look too closely at it and see all the parts that were hilariously malformed. Though, it would work as a mount for the time being.

After setting up a few more devices and kicking them repetitively when they didn't work, the newcomer had a workable area on the back of this almost holographic bat. He then turned to the still open doorway, calling for something from the other side, harolding a new figure. Now, anyone who knows me will probably know that this figure is not human. I've already hit my one human diversity quota, after all.

"Talist? You- ... Woah... Is this the Void you spoke of? It's... less impressive than I thought, but still!"

Talist, AKA: I, I guess, because I don't really know if I want to describe this in first person or third, knelt down closer to the eye level of this figure. It was a rabbit, and a rather large one at that, as far as rabbits go. It's fur was a soft yellow, almost gold or blonde. Along its back were bird-like wings and along its head were short antlers like those of deer. And yet, neither of those were its most striking feature, at least from up close. From closer in, it was clear that the rabbit wasn't a real rabbit. It had stitch marks running along its outline and joints and its fur had the smooth uniformity of fake fur.

"Well, not a lot to see exactly, Armelle. But that's why we should put something in it, get a name."

...

That was some nice, convenient naming dialog, wasn't it? Now, I'll write more for this later, but right now, this has taken me way too long, so I want to get into an action. So, we want to infiltrate a ship, huh? Then I want information. Maybe I'll actually be able to put my classroom knowledge to use. Well, 'use'. I try to gather as much information about specific crew members on The Parallax as possible, in particular, their interests. I track down what kind of universe this ship is from and see if I can gather information from any kind of record keeping system or social media they have there. Maybe this ship is part of a government or corporate group, and they have employee listings or something.
Hello Talist! Hey Armelle! Nice to meetcha!
Let's see, according to intelligence, the Parallax is the largest ship in the Godmodder's fleet. Purportedly designed by the Iron Prince by himself, it is more than eight kilometers in length. Materials used, crew onboard, weaponry installed are all unknown. It's just a black revolving cylinder, none of our spies have ever been onboard. I must say, I'm interested in what's inside myself.
Charge 19/40

I begin collecting the ambient Aspects into a Vial for later use...
You collect some of the leftover Void Energies!
24/40 Winds of Destruction

I realize that since this is [REMOVED FOR FEAR OF TIME GIANTS], I can therefore go Running in the 90's for massively increased speed to find the Godmodder
You apply the power of the 90s to my searching skills, giving me...9% Progress. It's the thought that counts!

Itinerary
Find the Godmodder
Get onboard the Parallax!
Remain Unseen.

The Fleet continues to move through the void, unaware of what's transpiring. Together, all entities deal a total of 120k damage to the plating, ripping two free, and leaving the last plate hanging on a thread!

[GM] The Godmodder. 70/80 Hp. REACQUIRING LOCATION PROGRESS: 78%

[PG-BOSS] The Parallax. 7,200,000/7,200,000 Hp. 6 AC!
[PG] Minelayer. 90,000/90,000 Hp. Laying Mines! x7
[PG] Voidmine. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x42
[PG] Armor Plating. 7,000/80,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Parallax Entrance!
[PG] Parallax Entrance. 60,000/60,000 Hp.
[PG] Escort Ship 120,000/120,000 Hp. x8

((OOC Note: Please don't try to directly attack this thing. It won't end well. At all)).

[AG-Crusher] Millenium Falcon. 70,000/70,000 Hp. Deploying Drones: 3/4. BFG9K: 2/10
[AG-Vanestus] Thorgi. 118,000/118,000 Hp. 15% Dodge!
[AG-Vanestus] Androsphinx. 34,000/34,000 Hp. Heal: 3/3. Demoralizing Roar: 3/7.
[AG-Karpinsky] Slugthrower Drone. 3,000/3,000 Hp. Reload: 2/6. x20
[AG-I Just Write] Adamantine Angel. 30,000/30,000. [A-PART] Blades Of Contradiction. [A-PART] Tachyon Wings. [A-PART] Impossible Soul. Attacks Bypass AC, Dodge and Bodyguarding! +1 AC, 10% Dodge!
[AG] Flamingflapjacks. 20/20 Hp. [A] Broadsword of Slapwilney, 6/6 Durability.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Indiana Jones. 40,000/40,000 Hp.
[AG] JOEbob. 20/20 Hp. 12/12 Shields, regenerates 3 each round! Wacky Radiation: 1/5.
[AG] Aspect of Air. 30,000/30,000 Hp. 30% Dodge! Hurricane Force: 1/4
 
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Round 8
Uh.
Hm. I create a portal to the dimension of THINGS BEING SLAPPED VERY VERY HARD, and shove the door's ABILITY TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THEN LET US PASS WITHOUT ALERTING OR LETTING US BE DETECTED BY THE IRON PRINCE, OR THE CREW OF THIS SHIP into it. Slaaaaapope
Slapslapslapslap
Now. You may think that the SLAPSTATS System I unlocked is stupid and useless. But in reality...
It was part of a conspiracy to lower the price of the price of Antarctica.
I buy the price of Antarctica.
I lower the price of Antarctica.
I then buy Antarctica.
This accomplishes nothing except I now own Antarctica.
Viiiiiiictory.
You purchase Antarctica, wherever that is!
20/40 for spare charge

The last armor plating fades into mist. THe door is open.
Armor plating dissipated! It's just the door now!
22/40 Charge 1
2/? Charge 2

While my Voidfire didn't achieve what I believe it would do, the fact that they don't react with one another is good enough for progress.

With my green looking voidfire, I control it to envelop the altered Voidfire. With that done, I extend my senses into my voidfire and prod the altered one to have a DEEPER look as I don't have to be burnt with my medium.

What or who has changed the voidfire to become like this?
You look into the fire, and see only..
you see...
BY THE BEACON YOU SEE
Fire. Nothing but fire.
Dissapointing, isn't it?
Just kidding, you also see the image of an axe.
Which is on fire.
What?
5/40
"Thank you, good sir. Blood magic isn't really my forte though- I've certainly practiced it a good deal, having plateaued in my favoured skills long ago, but I honestly prefer perception. it's... much more elegant, I suppose i'd say. versatile, too. "
(these words are not really uttered aloud, since I'm sneiking)
I advance through the ship until I near the command center. then, I raise one hand, which glows brightly (glow neutralized by creation of antiphotons) in a cyan color (only visible if you are located within 4 millimeters of my skin.). tendrils of cyan (again, all light is neutralized) spread from it- four, in fact- and thrust into the walls, giving me a rudimentary touch-sense of the areas they reach. the tendrils are intangible unless I want otherwise, and I use the touch-sense to find all the connections between the helm and the rest of the ship- they have to be physical, or otherwise why pilot from the ship instead of the massive war-fortress-cylinder-collossus- before I use some portal-creation to disconnect them from the ship and expel all those connections into the void. the ship immediately goes inactive, aside from areas with automatic functioning or their own control stations. not for longer then a few moments, though- my cyan tendrils fill the resulting empty space and solidify, acting as middle-men between commands and the rest of the ship. with any luck, this will be assumed a glitch, since nobody knows I'm here, and I'll have control over the ship, while still leading everyone else to believe it's PG (Aside from all players, who i disseminate this information to, so this minelayer, if this works, will display as [AG], act as if PG, but be possible for me to subvert at any time.).
You subvert the ship, knocking out the onboard crew controlling the vessel, subverting it from within!
It's the perfect crime.
Grimoire Yggdrasilia 24/40 A model world inside is just an aesthetic touch, but storage capacity is nice.

Spoof the sensor data of the fleet so that they don't notice any abnormality from the minelayer, armor attack, or our activities elsewhere.
At this point, we've used so many different obervation-blocking techniques, that any more may trigger obscuration-magic-sensing detectors?
I dunno, those are probably a thing. The Parallax doesn't seem to have any, though.
23/40

I cri bcuz u not let me post last round

the water r bork the entrance
Water silently punches a hole in the Entrance, dealing 16k damage!
I leave the Millenium Falcon to stay in whatever hammerspace our entities are in right now, and investigate the ship using invisibility.
You stash the Millenium Falcon in your demiplane, and enter the Parallax.
Grimoire Yggdrasilia 25/40 installing an auto feeder nonconservative generator so if it becomes a tree no big deal

Check Positive Imaginary Space for anything suspicious too. Is it an expanse of anti-iron? More iron? Voidfire? Weaponized nothingness? World Enforcement? Gotta cover our bases in case the Godmodder's pointing guns at us and we don't even know it.
Nope, nothing but more metal there. It's strange, I read recently that usually, imaginary space only contains Unfathomable Ones.
25/40 DRACO (the out of 40 is a formality; I'll launch this on the turn that we can enter the Parallax).

I take out a Von Neumann Grenade and throw it at the Parallax Entrance.
The grenade detonates, creating a stealthy army of nanobots that will steadily eat away at the Entrance until either it is gone or 3 rounds have passed, at which time they will self-destruct. This latter restriction is to prevent them from snowballing, as they will use the consumed material to reproduce and eat faster.
Von Neumann Nanobots deployed, dealing 8k damage per round for 3 rounds!

21/40 for charge stuffs

The power of mist fades reality from the view of the sensors, providing the players with more protection as the sensors are slightly of phase with the reality the players are occupying.
Sensors Dimensionally Shifted!
26/40 DRACO

I deploy a Dragon Drone from my Dragon Suit.
The Dragon Drone will play a support role, increasing the effectiveness of the Slugthrower Drones.
Dragon Drone Deployed!
Charge 20/40

I use the Leftover Void Energies to partially obscure Indiana Jones while I lay Story:Infiltrationist upon him to improve his ability to infiltrate the Parallex

I then ask him to infiltrate the Parallex if possible
Jonesy nods, and you improve his ability to infiltrate, or something?
Charge 24/40
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"It thanks you for your understanding."
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The newly-brought-to-existence creature, nowhere near the peripherals of the Parallax's fleet nor the presence of its "allies" that it's being kept away from, begins making headway in getting used to its body. It flutters in the air and in zero-gravity with its insectoid wings and slithers its snake-half part of the body through available surfaces such as that stray meteor.

It has now learned how to mobilize itself.
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While the destruction of the door is indeed imperative, the same can be said of stealth.

Two asteroids collide, turning heads that are not of allies' away from the general direction of the infiltration. That is all that can be said of that.

...

...admittedly enough, that's quite the spectacular show, that collision.
Distraction created!
Charge 21/40

I bend the [[LIGHT]] Aspect and make sure that detection systems won't detect a mysterious hole in their detection systems where there's no info coming from it as I bend starlight and Concept:Information around us
Detection systems spoofed! By the way, what exactly is this colon-thing you're doing, exactly? Are you from Co:pern:ica, or something? I don't really understand.
6/40
After a quick scan to make sure it's safe to do so, I telekinetically grab onto several mines...

resulting in a ring of mines around my(mist)self, useable as impromptu weapons or to discourage attacks.
You now have mine armor! Not my armor, your armor is mine!
...Ugh, this language is weird sometimes.
No. Not sharp enough. I venture into the void deeper, trying to find more intense voidfire to collect, to find a Large Voidfire Ember. Once I do, I go and toss it at that same skeleton blacksmith, who simply sighs and grabs my Great Voidic Chaos Flame Zweihander and me away. ...well fine, guess I'll get that back later.
25/40
Your skeleton blacksmith begins to upgrade your sword!
"Uh... Is someone... talking?"

Armelle glanced around, seemingly trying to look at where the voice is coming from.

"Don't worry about that. It doesn't really matter. Just means we're in the right place. Keep working."

I'll probably describe RP in third person and actions in first person. That's how I did it back in DTG0, anyway.

So with Armelle's help, I scan the surrounding area for any kind of signals that the Parallax is receiving or transmitting. I don't suppose they have an unsecured wifi hotspot? That would be pretty neat.

Also, do we know where this ship was made? Or where the material used in it's construction is from? Either of those would be helpful.
Yes! Yes there is! Hello there! It's me! I'd tell you my name, but I'd rather remain anonymous.
From what I can tell, the Parallax is in a sort of stealth mode. As a result, it's communication systems are working at a minimal capacity, only sending a regular transmission towards a certain specific spot in the Void.

Hm, lemme see, by analyzing the latent dimensional energies on the hull plating, I can determine the universe it's from.... yes, this was made completely in his native universe, I'll bring up the file right now, I've always wanted to see what official documents say....
What.
Alright, I'm not going to read this to you. I'll just give you the document proper.

Universe O88F7UA7
Technology Level: 4
Planetary Systems: 1
Celestial Objects: 12

Comments: The only habitable world on this backwater universe has a theocratic world government centered around the worship of deity known as the Starmaker. You have one guess as to what he did. The locals claim that the Starmaker protects them from demons, who are responsible for any misfortune that befalls them. Old age? Demons. Drowning in water? Demons. Dying of Cold? You guessed it, Demons. The primary form of magic on this world is based around the manipulation of energy. People who have been "Blessed by the Starmaker" are able to manipulate fire, radiation, and electricity. A certain number of these practitioners are taught how to use their magic to manipulate the bioelectric currents of living beings, allowing them to puppet others around. This is extensively used by their so-called "Paladins", who act more like Inquisitors, oppressing these simpleminded folk and spreading doom-and-gloom rumours of their impending death.
-F.


Whoever this "F" person is, I'd like to give them a piece of my mind. Those comments were uncalled for.
Charge: 21/40
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An almost undetectable flair of heat appears on the battlefield, the strange flux blending into the background heat/radiation of the Void-(which it totally has and always has had, clearly)-, this announces a new contender appearing on the battlefield. Ash clings to his tattered, mismatched clothing, though his Strange Hat remains emaculate.

The man seems to regard the battlefield with an amused gaze, before Light Orange energy begins to seep from his pores. "Not a moment to soon it appears, praise be the Dark Masters for giving me the honor of fighting in their name..." A smile cracks the man's face as he raises his hand, ready to properly join the fight.

A high-pitched whistle, barely within the range of human hearing, fills a small area of Void around the man, as Runes are forcibly etched into the micro-meteors and debris surounding him. Lances of light orange energy strike out to the various pieces of space junk, latching on the beams of Light Orange toss the rune-etched peices across the battlefield.

Piloted by magic, the Runes seek out all who are AG-aligned, before settiling into a quick orbit around them. The Runes plus and glow a faint light, the person(s?) in question become enveloped in the same light before it quickly disappears.

The Runes carry a simple effect obscuring their "wielder" from mundane and magical means of detection. "After all, it wouldn't do to have this little suprise party spoiled." He comments, butchered posh accent flitting across the Void.
Welcome, good sir! You should be pleased to know that your contribution of rune magic is greatly appreciated by your allies!
Charge 25/40
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Assuming the door's destruction continues, the invaders feel, in front of them, the physical durability of the entrance conveniently giving in to the assault. We, the 3rd person viewers, take a look into the inner workings of the door and see that its inner structuring is failing; its material turning into the brownish-red color of rush and all mechanisms keeping it in place losing their grip. All of this leads to the door's accelerated destruction.
Rust applied!
24/40

I use blue assistance magic to aid JOE with whatever he's doing with his first post, if anything.
You help JOE take over the Minelayer!

Itinerary
Find the Godmodder
Remain Unseen.
Don't panic
Make your way towards the prisoner hall!

The majority of your assembled army focus their attacks on the door, breaking it open, revealing the interior of the Flagship!
You find yourselves in the middle of an automated weapons manufacturing plant. You are surrounded by machines. Lots and lots of them.
To your sides, is a map of the ship. I guess you can find your way here from now on?

Parallax Interior:
[PG] Drone Factory: 160,000/160,000 Hp. Create Drone: 1/2. x20
[PG] Observation Drone. 2,000/2,000 Hp. Rift: 1/3 x20
[PG] Observation Drone. 2,000/2,000 Hp. Rift: 3/3 x20
[PG] Turret Factory. 240,000/240,000 Hp. Create Turret: 1/4. x10
[PG] Indoor Defense Turret. 40,000/40,000 Hp. Reload 1/2. Inactive! x10

[AG-Vanestus] Thorgi. 118,000/118,000 Hp. 15% Dodge!
[AG-Vanestus] Androsphinx. 34,000/34,000 Hp. Heal: 3/3. Demoralizing Roar: 4/7.
[AG-Karpinsky] Slugthrower Drone. 3,000/3,000 Hp. Reload: 3/6. x20
[AG-I Just Write] Adamantine Angel. 30,000/30,000. [A-PART] Blades Of Contradiction. [A-PART] Tachyon Wings. [A-PART] Impossible Soul. Attacks Bypass AC, Dodge and Bodyguarding! +1 AC, 10% Dodge!
[AG] Flamingflapjacks. 20/20 Hp. [A] Broadsword of Slapwilney, 6/6 Durability.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Indiana Jones. 40,000/40,000 Hp.
[AG] JOEbob. 20/20 Hp. [A] Radiation Armor, 12/12 Shields, regenerates 3 each round! Wacky Radiation: 2/5.
[AG] Aspect of Air. 30,000/30,000 Hp. 30% Dodge! Hurricane Force: 2/4
[AG] Dragon Drone. 1,000/1,000 Instant Reloads: 1.

Elsewhere:
[GM] The Godmodder. 70/80 Hp. REACQUIRING LOCATION PROGRESS: 83%

Outside:
[PG-BOSS] The Parallax. 7,200,000/7,200,000 Hp. 6 AC!
[PG] Minelayer. 90,000/90,000 Hp. Laying Mines! x6
[PG] Minelayer. 90,000/90,000 Hp. Laying Mines! Totally hasn't been subverted by JOE!
[PG] Voidmine. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x49
[PG] Armor Plating. 7,000/80,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Parallax Entrance!
[PG] Parallax Entrance. 60,000/60,000 Hp.
[PG] Escort Ship 120,000/120,000 Hp. x8

((OOC Note: Please don't try to directly attack this thing. It won't end well. At all)).

Demiplane:
[AG-Crusher] Millenium Falcon. 70,000/70,000 Hp. Deploying Drones: 4/4. BFG9K: 3/10
 
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Round 9
Charge 26/40
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The creature of meteor mesh, having just learned to navigate through available space with its new body, now moves towards the meteos that swirl around it and begins familiarizing itself with the other limbs that don't seem to be made for navigation. With its hands, mandibles, scythe-esque limbs, and what not, it grabs, crushes, slices, and whatever-ates the meteors with its respective limbs.

The process takes a while and the creature would have trouble gripping meteors and what not, but it eventually masters usage of its limbs.
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Inside the ship, even more distractions within the vessel occur as a union is formed within the ranks of the ship's crew. Though the crew's salary would most probably be sufficient to sate them and their bloodline 10 generations in, this particular group is made up of some of the most ingrateful individuals who will always want more and more.

What's more, this union are not above causing chaos until they are taken care of. Handling them wouldn't take much effort, really, but time spent handling them is time not spent on being vigilant, giving the invaders inside an even larger leeway to navigate the ship.
...Something's happened, I get the distinct feeling that someone onboard is now willing to go against the Godmodder's cause.
Grimoire Yggdrasilia 26/40, concept and elementalization loads for systemization prepared

Pull out the Binoculars of Switzerland that allow one to see worlds away and scan down the path the minelayers have been traveling. How long has it been laying mines, which way did it come from, and where is the fleet going?

And I guess I'll check out the ships again and keep tabs on what crew/machines/etc. are likely to head the infiltration team's way, unless you're keeping track of how distracted everyone is for us.

Imaginary Space has likely been squished by either the godmodder's forces or giant floaty metal plates. She might've used narrative abstract attack, who knows anymore? I think the 'colon thingy' is part of a worldwarp magic that turns about aspects and their subconcepts. Enhanced for-loop iteration, maybe? Dunno.
The Minelayers have already laid sagans worth of mines, as far as these lenses can see. From the approximate path traced, this fleet came directly from where the Godmodder first launched her invasion, and is slowly moving through the outskirts of free space, towards a Voidport.
25 CP

Where did the observation drones come from? I use telekinesis to crack some of their camera lenses, forcing them to return to the maintenance bay to get them replaced.
You damage an Observation Drone, which causes it to fail quality standards. The illumination of the room flickers for a brief moment, before a robotic arm snakes into the room, picking up the drone and taking it away.
25/40

From the waterworks of my tears spawns THE DEPRESSION WHALE, who proceeds to terraport into the Godmodder and give everyone in this game a really bad time. Fueled by the combined power of the unbeatable force that is depression drawn from every sentient being across all of time, space and every reality, the Godmodder is forced to sacrifice 1 HP to strike the whale down before things get far too out of hand and destroys the game's balance even further.
The Depression Whale gives chase to the Godmodder!
7/40
Having subverted the ship itself, I casually and invisibly stroll towards the mine creation facilitys (i assume they exist, since if it's just a large stockpile, it's trivial to scatter massive amounts in a second- i'm guessing it's harder when you need to bury them under dirt, but this is Void, so........)
my BOG-LIMB MINE ARMOR CYAN MIST THING self checks all 4 of these new enemies,and i'll figure out where to go from there. technically, there's just one mind between main-me and mist-me, but that one mind- the mind that is mine- is augmented in speed by a combination of time magic and blood magic- sadly, this does not make my substantially smarter. if only I was on the level of the de'a'na est shadarak... eh, no use wishing silently.
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so it turns out i can't find out what the "Check" says before i decide that to do. With that in mind, as long as the check doesn't suggest there's strong tamper-detection on the factories, small flakes of metal from the walls fly into a compact ball, then turn into a sort of... patch, full of nanotech, which I attach to one of the drone factories. it's hard to notice, mostly a very, very small bump on the surface of the factory, but on the inside the nanomachines quickly turn the wall between them and the inside of the factory with nanotech. then, they spread through, not disrupting operations, until they're everywhere. after that, having suffused all non-essential area with themselves, they quickly converge on the essential areas, destructively scanning the setup. after a moment of analysis by a other-universe computer complex, it determines how to replicate the setup except with the resulting drones having a backdoor: they will obey me, when I ask them to. of course, any status checkups are spoofed, using an extremely-short-range time machine to send them back to while the attack is ongoing (since it's so short-range, there's no time for any paradoxes to arise, so it shouldn't attract any time giants, i hope.)
I can only describe one thing at a time, so I'll just tell you what the Drone Factory is.
Drone Factory
Hp: 160,000
Atk: 0
Despite all appearances, these machines are all composed of the same material as the rest of the Parallax: a massive colony of nanites. This particular division of nanites uses internal reservoirs of molten metal, which it mixes together in various quantities, and moulds into Observation Drone parts, which it then assembles.

While typically, the use of nanomachines on nanomachines would trigger an alert, the sheer amount of stealth magics layered on you allow your nanomachines to subvert a Drone Factory, causing it to create defective drones with backdoors.
27/40 DRACO

I examine the map of the Parallax.
You look at the handy-dandy ship's guide, and find out where the prisoner bay is!
26/40 Winds of Destruction

I hop myself up on an Observation Drone and record a brief clip of what it sees normally, then jab a finger into its wiring and rewrite it to loop that clip over and over, effectively shutting it down without giving any hint of suspicion.
Observation Drone destroyed!
28/40 DRACO

I sneak over to a Drone Factory and start hacking it to produce Slugthrower Drones (identical to my existing Slugthrower Drones and on the AG team).
You subvert a Drone Factory!
22/40

I just use one action to point out that there's still massive piles of obscuration magics covering the crew, and that nobody should attack anything. You are as ghosts, nothing can see you. This was confirmed by DC on the discord.

reiterate: DONT ATTACK ANYTHING until your cover is blown, or you will blow it yourselves.

Current plan: Keep in stealth, karpin's reading the map, you guys can use that to get through, I'll be playing backup to keep stealth mode up. Once we get the prisoners our stealth will likely drop. The instant stealth drops all the way, everyone who's not in the ship should play distract-the-dragon and throw up as many flashy explosions and colors as we can to keep the Iron Prince occupied and make a clean getaway.
SONG's right, you should be a bit more careful. While you haven't blown your stealth, you shouldn't push your luck.
22/40 Sir Sparked

The Guy sneaks around into the Turret Factory.
Turret Factory sneaked around!
26/40

If it can be done stealthily, I sabotage the Drone Factory in an incredibly minor way. Just a little bent rod here... and... bang. All drones after this'll have an incredibly minor defect. It's not much, but it may save someone's life some day.
The Drones in one turret factory now have 500 less Hp!
Grimoire Yggdrasilia 27/40

Trace the spot the regular transmission is being sent to. It might lead to the Godmodder's monitoring base!
Let's see... yes, this is exactly the area space where the Godmodder is hiding right now. If only someone else could help us narrow down exactly where she is...
10% Progress!
27/40 Winds of Destruction

After messing with the cameras, I bushido my way out of the ship without being spotted hopefully and just watch, sitting on a nearby asteroid.
Using your honourable Samurai arts of being honest, you duplicitously sneak out of the Parallax to sit on a nice, soft, comfy asteroid!
8/40
My mist-self trails after the group wherever they go, as long as it's towards the facilitys location. it does this in a passive, non-action-y manner... it takes the calm time to disperse 2 of the mine armor's mines off into whichever corridors we pass that the map says lead to the Least critical places (as per the evil overlord list, the incinerator should be labeled "control room", and the control room labeled, say, "Spare parts" or "Diplomatic Ambassador Quarters" (if you never accept any diplomatic ambassadors) or something.), still cloaked, and set up to not explode unless commanded.
meanwhile on the minelayer, my main self uses the radiation suit to emit massive amounts of radiation of various types (high-frequency photons, shadiamond, reverse-vampiric ice in mist form that is only manifesting if enough of it is illuminated for a time, it's like one of those vampires that just glitters if the sun shines on it except reversed so it absorbs light when lit and turns into ice except this is radiation, and especially Fist Radiation and Space Elemental Energy.) in all directions. using the space energy, I form about... 360*180 No-escape interchanges of space, causing the thus-captured radiation to loop indefinitely while I keep emitting it. this is setup for when we're totally going to need to fight.the interchanges are then snipped off from normal void and condensed into the palm of my hand.
You put two mines inside the least critical-looking locations in the Parallax, and charge up a radiation attack!
24/40 Charge 1
4/? Charge 2

Uh, an image? Well then...

Retracting my senses for a bit, I take out a picture-portalisor and begin to to portalise the image into a portal that leads to the said image!
No matter what time the image was based on, the portal it will make will always lead to that time! Time Paradoxes tend to happen due this item but I have proper licenses to have them and use them.

I pointed to my printed stack of licenses of the legal purchase and use of the item as you never know when those space and time police will come by and check.
You open up a portal to the location of the Flaming Axe, and find it in the hands of the tall armored being TOG saw. He's in the middle of a conversation with a fire element-sorry, Flame Person, need to be neutral in these terms.
Anyhow, he is speaking to a flame person, I'll translate it for you, right now.
"everything i have done, I have done for our future! in time, we shall be remembered as the ones who brought about a better world!"
This is followed by cheering by the flame people around him. Shortly afterwards, everyone marches towards a field of portals in the background.
...What have we discovered?
Charge: 22/40

"Thank you for your kind words sir/madam/abomination-beyond-compression." Those final words seem to tumble out of his mouth simultaneously. "Though, to be honest the opinions of my fellows matters little to me, I'm happy enough simply lending aid to any who call themselves an enemy of the Godmodder." The odd whistle flairs again, as the Light Orange miasma thickens around the Gentleman. Several Runes, no bigger than a human fingertip, appear suspended in front of the man.

He begins tapping them, the sounds of a mechanical keyboard emanating from them, as house-sized Runes appear scattered about in the Void. After a few seconds they seem to drift, though careful observation would reveal that they're tracking the movements of the Parallax. Before a zeptosecond can tick by, smaller semi-circles of Runes appear around the House Runes, causing them to vanish with a silent ripple.

"When my allies are discovered-" The disheveled man comments, beginning his monologue. "-and believe me you, it's a matter of when, not if. But regardless, when they're caught a substantial distraction will prove useful, and nothing quite says 'distraction' like multiple house-sized beams of pure demonic energy slamming into the hull of your ship." The man pauses, straightening his tattered ash-covered dress jacket, zero-gravity doing it no favors. "Those particular Runes are set to reveal themselves and fire at the Parallax no sooner than when the Runes orbiting my fellow AGs detect that a majority of them have been discovered." The gentleman finally finishes his monologue, clearly all to happy to speak now that he knows there's an active audience.
Smart idea. Runic Contingencies put in place!
Charge 20/40

I mutter under my Breath,but loud enough to be heard by you "It's an Aesthetic Choice,after a brief adventure when i was a PA!Commander and the HUDs have an...interesting Reaction to my brand of Shenanigans"

With 2 Charges worth's Of Creative Energies which I convert to Plot Energies and an Action shaping it,I create the Archetype of Spies and Infiltrationists bestow it upon Indiana Jones whom I ask to Explore and Infiltrate it and use the Quantum-Entangled Comms he already has to send me information safely

Also... I Greet the Gentleman who Just monologued
You give Indiana Jones a 25% Dodge Chance! Luck shall be on his side today.
23/40

I continue to be on the lookout for people to screw something up and negate their failure with mist.
Through your actions, you keep any possible screwups this group could possibly cause from being discovered! From the bottom of my heart, I thank you.
The disheveled gentleman doffs his hat towards the man commanding Indiana Jones. Quietly opening a telepathic channel to him, the high-pitched whistle constantly in the background. "Keep up the fine work young man, we'll have the Godmodder meet the end she deserves soon enough." As he speaks telepathically with the AG several fist-sized Runes appear in a circle in front of the man no wider than a hand mirror. "But let's dispense with the pleasantries, there's business at hand." With that, several bolts of light-orange lightning spark between the Runes, forming something similar to a Dream Catcher.

The circle of Runes begin circling the man rapidly, spinning faster and faster, eventually becoming little more than multiple streaks of light. Waves of light orange pulse from the circle, traveling a few feet before vanishing from the visable spectrum. This acts much like Magic radar, traveling billions of light-years in seconds, seeking across multiple planes of existence and even timezones. It ignores all other signals, searching single-mindedly for the Godmodder.

"...C'mon you coward, show yourself..." He hoarsely mutters to himself, intensely focused on the task at hand.
With your timely divination, you lock onto the Godmodder's position. We have her.
At the high pitched sound, Armelle winced and somewhat uselessly covered her ears.

"Ah... I know I... asked you for these kinds of reactions, but... gah."

However, her expression quickly softened as...



Seeing the dancing lights, her eyes went wide, filling with a certain metallic light. Entranced, she slowly reached a paw out, but the light vanished before she could reach it, leaving her to pull her paw back with a start. It was too far away anyway.

"Come on Armelle. There will be plenty to see later. Let's go."

Armelle went into an exaggerated sulk, then stumbled backwards as the bat-mount/platform she and Talist were standing on swooped down, flying into the opening in the side of the Parallax. Talist leapt forward off the bat as it started to fade into nonexistence, dropping into a roll, followed by Armelle clumsily trying to glide down. Getting up after crashing into a pole with a soft thump, Armelle shook her head and quietly jumped down to Talist's side, eyes alight again seeing all the strange technology.

"Okay. See what you can do. Stay quiet."

Now, for an actual action.

Armelle prowls around the Parallax Interior, looking for some kind of independent machinery that seems to be not very connected to external wiring other than power wires. Upon finding any, she scans to make sure it isn't transmitting data wirelessly either. Repeat this until we find a good, random machine. Upon selecting a machine for reverse engineering, she puts a paw on the output wires, relying on the technology in her body to check the output values. She measures it for a while, plotting the charge state of the wire versus time and versus any external stimuli the machine may be monitoring. Upon finding a function to model this, she gets a small circuit board from me/Talist and programs it to output this function before wiring it to the output of the machine, mimicking its output. This allows Armelle to disconnect the machine, and slowly pry it open to look at the circuitry inside.

"I wonder! I wonder what all these do!"

Holding her paw into the circuitry, she reads the magnetic charge inside it, because you're not a real programmer unless you do all your programming by individually charging the magnetic film in the hard drive. Or something. Regardless, she attempts to break down the functionality of this machine and understand what similarities its hardware structure may have to other computers, in particular looking for security features.
You search the Parallax for any non-nanomachine technology, only to find that everything is composed of nanomachines. The entire ship is nanomachines.
21/40

"Indeed"
I pull out the Omega Scanner and silently scan the Observation Drones for weaknesses and stats and some lore bits
Observation Drones:
Hp: 2000
Atk: 0
These drones seem to be designed to do one thing, and one thing only: to travel the multiverse, recording everything it sees. Each Drone can store approximately 60 hours of footage, and is programmed to transport itself by portal to the Parallax when it's memory is full. The technology on these little machines is ingenious, nobody else has managed to design a Void Drive this small.
Charge 27/40
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None can be too careful when it comes to stealth. More stealth and distractions are welcome.

The personnel within the ship continue to be distracted by a myriad of minor issues rising up, such as monitors carelessly slamming whichever limbs into the boards, sets of paperwork being handed to the wrong person, ill-timed restroom breaks, etc.
Above the autofactory, chaos reigns.
FF walks over to talist. Hi!
FF asks if Talist has any of that Tal-Co stuff.
He then becomes Lord of Antarctica and uses the forces of Antarctica (including the feared S.E.A.L Division, composed of actual seals) to invade North America. I now also own North America. The Antarctica Conquest has begun.
FF begins his first chargio
21/40 Shenanigans
Wherever that is, North America bows to your knees. I hope this planet's not one of our allies....

Itinerary
Destroy the Godmodder
Release the Prisoners.
All of them.
Leave the Parallax.

As you make your way towards the Prisoner Bay, you pass through deserted corridor after deserted corridor. Finally, you all find yourselves there. Everyone here has been imprisoned within individual cell blocks. That is, except for the Tyranid Swarm. It seems that he just gave up and put them all in a giant stasis tank instead. It seems you'll have to release all of them one at a time. Plan out who will release who wisely, because after doing this, your cover will most assuredly be blown.

In the Foundry, a wave of Observation Drones activate their Void Drives, and teleport away. Outside, the fleet is now in visual range of the Voidport. As I describe this to you, the port has already sent their armada against the Iron Prince.

Parallax Foundry:
[PG] Drone Factory: 160,000/160,000 Hp. Create Drone: 2/2. x17
[PG] Observation Drone. 2,000/2,000 Hp. Rift: 2/3 x18
[PG] Turret Factory. 240,000/240,000 Hp. Create Turret: 2/4. x10
[PG] Indoor Defense Turret. 40,000/40,000 Hp. Reload 1/2. Inactive! x10

[AG-Karpinsky] Drone Factory: 160,000/160,000 Hp. Create Drone: 2/2. Subverted to make Slugthrower Drones!
[AG-TOG] Drone Factory: 160,000/160,000 Hp. Create Drone: 2/2. Subverted to make Defective Drones!
[AG-JOE] Drone Factory: 160,000/160,000 Hp. Create Drone: 2/2. Compromised with a backdoor!

Prisoner Bay:
[AG-Vanestus] Thorgi. 118,000/118,000 Hp. 15% Dodge!
[AG-Vanestus] Androsphinx. 34,000/34,000 Hp. Heal: 3/3. Demoralizing Roar: 5/7.
[AG-Karpinsky] Slugthrower Drone. 3,000/3,000 Hp. Reload: 3/6. x20
[AG] Adamantine Angel. 30,000/30,000. [A-PART] Blades Of Contradiction. [A-PART] Tachyon Wings. [A-PART] Impossible Soul. Attacks Bypass AC, Dodge and Bodyguarding! +1 AC, 10% Dodge!
[AG] Flamingflapjacks. 20/20 Hp. [A] Broadsword of Slapwilney, 6/6 Durability.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Indiana Jones. 40,000/40,000 Hp.
[AG] JOEbob. 20/20 Hp. [A] Radiation Armor, 12/12 Shields, regenerates 3 each round! Wacky Radiation: 3/5. Mines Left: 5
[AG-Pionoplayer] Aspect of Air. 30,000/30,000 Hp. 30% Dodge! Hurricane Force: 3/4
[AG-Karpinsky] Dragon Drone. 1,000/1,000 Instant Reloads: 1.

Imprisoned:
[AG][ELITE] Metal Gear REX. 476,000/1,000,000 Hp. Nuclear Wasteland: 0/5
[AG] The Facility. 219,000/300,000 Hp. Structural Stability: 110%! Bodyguarding Steffan, Jason, Aron and James. 1 AC.
[AG] #10: Steffan. 20,000/20,000 Hp. Specialty: Engineering & Construction! Work Points: 0
[AG] #17: Jason. 20,000/20,000 Hp. Specialty: Programing! Work Points: 0
[AG] #34: Aron. 20,000/20,000 Hp. Specialty: Planning & Design! Work Points: 0
[AG] #51: James. 20,000/20,000 Hp. Specialty: The Substitute Person! Work Points: 0
[AG] Squadmates. 20,000/20,000 Hp. x60.
[AG] The Big Fish. 400,000/400,000 Hp.
[AG] Tyranid Swarm. 355,000/355,000 Hp. Biomass: 118,000
[AG] Guard Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG] Spaceship. 205,000/205,000 Hp.
[AG] Guard Drone. v2. 55,000/55,000 Hp. 2 AC.
[AG] Lunar Knight. 300,000/300,000 Hp. Lunar Fall: 0/6.
[AG] Lunar Priest. 150,000/150,000 Hp. Lunar's Light: 0/4.
[AG] Pistol Shrimp. 50,000/50,000 Hp.

Elsewhere:
[GM] The Godmodder. 70/80 Hp. LOCATION ACQUIRED, DIRECT ATTACK AVAILABLE

Demiplane:
[AG-Crusher] Millenium Falcon. 70,000/70,000 Hp. Deploying Drones: 4/4. BFG9K: 4/10
 
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