DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

DCCCV · Jan 18, 2019

The Ego said:
7+3/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: Laser some attack ships
Za Hando: delete attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I magically tear some iron out of an attack ship and pull it towards myself.

15k damage to an attack ship, AC lowered by 1!

Nedben said:
26/50 It's Time To Pay (+3 gdama)

Knox's 5th: It is forbidden for 'shady foreigners' to be used as a JUSTIFICATION. Knox's 8th: It is forbidden for the case to be resolved with clues that are not PRESENTED. Knox's 9th: It is permitted for observers to let their own conclusions and interpretations be HEARD.

Assault the shield lock with this weaponized truth for violating the laws of free report! Yeah!

BONUS Check: Replayers' Sburb Glitch FAQ, Expanded Revised Edition || Heroic Mud of the Demonic Black Grail that Calls Forth the Dead (do not ask where I get either of these things; Our vessel is Descendant and may make what they wish).
Let us infect the very perpetuation. We will hypothesize as necessary. Again and again until we possess the raw power to make it by hand.
I see what you are on about. It is not good. It would be nicer of the Godmodder to drag us out there that reality need not bear the invasion you wish.
I change my mind on perpetuation then. We will simply infect the very.
Worse still, dangerous one!

The Universal Shield cracks from the mistakes of poor investigative storywriting for 35k damage.

Check: Replayers' Sburb Glitch FAQ, Expanded Revised Edition || Heroic Mud of the Demonic Black Grail that Calls Forth the Dead = God-Restorer 413,000. I can only assume that this revives players who did not survive The Game. Use this carefully.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
0/50 THUNDERSTRUCK (Burn them all!)
Yup, I finally broke him. Very satisfying. Even if it wasted 4 whole charges. Ah well.
LJG notices that everyone else is here.
Hey guys! The boulder is open to hide behind. No one's shooting it anyways!
A sense of boredom strikes him. He was going to do something, but then the whole multiverse thing came up, and now he's here. He thinks through all of the songs he knows and tries to get some inspiration. "Ah ha!" he thinks. He takes out a grabber arm (Grabbing Instrument) and tries to grab at something in his guitar case. Finally, he gets a good grip. He yanks it out and it turns out to be a giant pipe organ (Musical Instrument). The rocker takes out some sheet music and places them just right. Suddenly, his hands break out into a flurry of notes and key presses. His first movements are fast and sudden, and then he starts and does them again. After doing this a few times, the notes become more cohesive, following a semi-specific pattern. This pattern of sudden notes and specific patterns continues on, each time varying the theme of the music played. This playing happens for a relatively long time and it would be a bit boring to say it all (and listening takes a while), but, to get to the point, he finishes Beethoven's 5th. The keys all start to glow. The pipes rustle and shake. Everything seems to grow in strange ways. The feet of the pipe organ grow and each pair combine with each other. The keys shift forward into a sort of mouth. The body of the organ shifts to make it look like a sort of head. Two thirds of the pipes extend out into arm shaped limbs. The other third extend down, making a sort of trunk. It stands up upon its feet and moans.
Pipe Orcan summoned.

HP: Due to its structural stability and seemingly unaging material, it has (the correct number) HP.
Atk: Blasts 3 different entities with loud blasts of sound for (Whatever's fair) amount of damage each.
Other Stuff:
Quick Repair: The Pipe Orcan can transform back into an organ instead of attacking, making it easier to heal.
Flying Organ - Using his organ pipes, the Pipe Orcan can control his aerial movement.

Pipe Orcan Summoned! He's beautiful.

Karpinsky said:
32/50 (with +3)
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Apparently my new armor has some kind of slicing ability. Let's test that... on that half-starship I see over there.

With an extended armblade, you carve into the Half-starship for 25k damage!

Nedben said:
27/50 I don't like the look of those attack ships, let's overdo it so the Curse of Repetition gets disgusted.

That's no moon, it's a space sta- Yes it's a moon, nevermind. The moon is made of electromatter cheese. Badass grandma cheese compoundals, which are like elementals but not of an element! Wryyyyyyyyy. Actually, the compoundals undisguise themselves, revealing...more disguises! The disguises undisguise themselves, revealing convincing images (scanner presences included) of the attack ships! Void shuffles like one of those coconut games, and now the attack ships are mixed with the images, and the images open fire...live fire, that inflicts damage! Instead of a shuffle, it's mixed like a blender this time, which unshuffles with one of those confusing movie transitions so nobody knows who's where! The attack ships will have to shoot in order to get rid of the images, and now nobody knows who's who, they'll probably end up hitting each other!

Confuse the Attack Ships into attacking each other with these fragile duplicates.

BONUS Check: Strangely Aggressive Rosemary && Catgirls' Weapons Monthly (Issue 427, Wuxia and Dice)

A starship will misfire this round.
Check: Strangely Aggressive Rosemary && Catgirls' Weapons Monthly (Issue 427, Wuxia and Dice) = Packet of Gun Seeds. I believe you plant these in the ground, and then they grow into firearms. How does this work? No idea, why else would I be asking these questions?

JOEbob said:
16/50 +3
FREE: Before anything else, I send a paper airplane through the void to the iron prince wait i'm at the iron prince battle now anyway? huh. I send a paper airplane at the projection of him or whatnot.
"you ~~may have~~ definitely noticed we're super un-coordinated"
"The reason for this is simple: We experience reality a bit differently from you."
"To summarize, unless we consider a possibility 1 round (set of entity action occurrences) in advance, we can't react to it occuring until the end of the round, barring it making prior plans meaningless ."
"Like, some people told their entities to attack your ships, right. and then your projection shows up, but entity actions haven't happened yet, so they can't react until after the dark beast and za hando have attacked you already. Then they knew it was your fleet, but it wasn't a live projection yet, so the attempt to impersonate you couldn't take into account the presence of you. and then they didn't know you wanted to talk, so attacks again occured."
"I mean, we're also regular-uncoordinated, but a lot of the time it's this kind that causes problems first."

"Also, a different question. I suspect my AMALGAMATION- the weird human with glowing veins- has a special uniquely suited to fending off the weird number creatures. However, basic tactics say it would be a waste to use said ability when you'd destroy them anyway."
"I guess what I'm saying is... would you be willing to pay me to stop it? don't really care what, as long as it Could be useful."
FREE:
I send the Godmodder a paper airplane too.
"Huh, the stave had a plant elemental inside it? that's interesting. And has many potential implications..."
"Including a possible method of creating an oblivion elemental! would you be willing to help me in a quest to recreate the mythical beings?"
"I think a similar recipe to that which created the lesser stave, but with a greater focus on oblivion, could work."
"I would like to note, regardless, that not only was I unaware of the contents, but my method of creating the stave suggests the elemental didn't even exist prior- though i could easily be wrong."
"so overall, the results of my actions are Probably the existence, and hopefully happy future life, of a plant elemental."
"...or was that supposed to be a criticism of like. nihil magna or something?"

Now then...
Facility buys the +WP/R upgrade and a clone, which it sends to bodyguard AMALGAMATION.
AMALGAMATION will use Light on the rift and its contents if I have been paid, or Metal otherwise. Metal use, if preformed, will aim at self-buffs if possible, otherwise an entity specially resistant to whatever the iron prince's ships use for combat.
Zeyron notes he already used AE last round, and is requested to refrain from further SEC use in situations where he is not at risk. he can do whatever he wants, maybe attack something, maybe not.
M.golem and drones retain previous orders.
BONUS: I check-and-don't-do ascended energy && descended energy
STANDARD: I walk over to Zeyron and pat him on the back, saying he's done very well so far. He proceeds to be healed.
If you think the pat healed him, that is false causality. What actually healed him was the infusion of focused blood energy, passing through one of the minor splinter-based cuts in my hand into him. The rejuvenating effect coincides with, but is not caused by, the praise.
I also give him some nice food. I'd almost forgotten, but he was a Templar slave until recently... well, that's in the past.

The mask of the Iron Prince's projection scans your message, and he nods.
"Oh, I understand this completely. But let's not disregard the fact that I'm still watching you attack my forces, now that you know this is a live projection. And no, I wouldn't be interested in paying you or your abomination to deal with the rift. I know my own abilities, and this is beyond my power. Your move."
The Godmodder's response is a simple, "I don't believe you."
Facility upgrades successful, Entities upgraded.
Ascended Energy && Descended Energy = Pumpkin. What pumpkin?
You heal up Zeyron for 35k Hp! He eats the meal greedily.

The Ego said:
11/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: Laser some attack ships
Za Hando: delete attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I triple spin kick a single molecule of air at an attack ship. The incredibly small spec is so sharp that it cuts straight through the spaceship, destroying a bunch of vital systems.

The Air Molecule punches a neat hole into the attack ship, for 28k damage!

paradoxdragon said:
Charges 20/40
Alchemy Time:Invisibility Cloak&&Body Armour||Potion of Lead Skin||Shadowscythe

I heal myself up with the Shadowscythe

Invisibility Cloak && Body Armour || Potion of Lead Skin || Shadowscythe = The Shadowskin. A sleek, form-fitting, pitch black skintight suit interlaced with Tron Lines. It possesses vibrational abilities, allowing waves of light to phase through you, effectively making you invisible. These vibrations also deflect most weapons from even hitting you.

The Shadowscythe restores 9 of your abstraction hit-points!

FlamingFlapjacks said:
Charge on hold.
>:U
Astrec's body glows with a soft golden aura as he respawns.
Descendency fuck yeah.

You are not dead! Funny how that happens sometimes.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
18/40
Astrec just sends mail to the two leaders containing the same message.
"I'm really sorry for this. Desperate times, desperate measures.
Astrec raises his Godarm, and looks at the ships.
The iron prince really is a genius. Shame he's on the other side. Oh well. Anyway, time to get to work. Astrec summons up a book, full of notes he's taken and experiments he's done. All for a project he's been working on for a while, one that he hopes will be completed when his charge is ready. But, it couldn't hurt to test it out, couldn't it? He flips through the pages, stopping on one. The page radiates Oblivion, and is covered in a unrecognizable script. In the middle of it, there's a symbol. No-one, except prehaps P5, could recognize it. Astrec looks at it. This is his project. Creating a language that can bend reality, no, represent reality. This is the first word he has managed to figure out, to encompass, in this language. And the charge will allow him to control this language, and not have it backfire. But right now? He doesn't have time to finish the charge yet. So he'll have to use it without the control. He takes a deep breath, and looks at the ships. He stretches his hand out, and speaks but a single word.
"OBLIVION"
..except it's not a word. It's a sound, echoing across the field. And yet it seems to encompass the concept, the idea, the reality of Oblivion.
A sense of dread overwhelms everyone. Then, the attack ships.. well. Suddenly, everyone's vision is overwhelmed by pure black, preventing them from seeing.
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And then the pure black that covers everyone's eyes fades, and what they see.
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A huge tear of nothing, of Oblivion, has ripped into the ships, tearing into them. A rend in reality itself. And yet it isn't a rend. It's… nothing. Nothing at all. And that's what's so scary.
Astrec then falls to the ground, taking some damage ((around 4-6 damage, whatever is the best for dealing damage to the ships)), and choking. He quickly breathes in and out. Using that, saying that, felt wrong, but yet..
He looks at the ships, and the damage the word he spoke wrought. Well then, he'll definitely keep using this. He'll have to find some way to get rid of the negative effects though, he feels a bit weaker.
The oblivion should take out a good chunk of the rift, covering it over with a more holey hole. Holes are holey. Hole hole hooole. Hole.
HOLE.
Astrec teleports count disparem into a empty demiplane. Then, the Godarm appears in that plane, getting the reverse version. Then, the Godarm comes back to Astrec, along with the reversed godarm, and Discount Disparem is returned to Zeyron.
The second post this turn is used to fuel this attack.
((Astrec takes the mentioned damage and gains a weakened debuff for three turns. Nothing too bad, but it definitely has some bad effects on him))

Boosted by the Godarm, your attack deals 15k damage to every attack ship on the field. As this power washes over the tear, it grows.
"I'm only going to say this once. What. The. Literal. gorilla. There is no way I am letting you enter this world now. Not without a fight."
For the only time in my life. I'm inclined to agree with whoever this man is. You just opened a hole in reality next to a universe.
You teleport Count Disparem into a Demiplane which you created, and he uses his distortion powers to create the mirrorworld counterpart to the Godarm: a white, six-fingered gauntlet, with a square stigmata on it's palm. You then somehow return Discount Disparem to Zeyron, leaving Count Disparem in the demiplane. He's going to remember that.

Winkins said:
24 Charge
I sigh, disappointed with the shield, Its nothing like the Lunar Shield... Ah well. Not really feeling the need to throw an attack at the attack ships just yet. I go ahead and tinker to create a weapon that's effective in destroying anything with the word "ship" in the name. I gather up some metal of various elements and begin testing.

You create for yourself, a Ship-Destroyer. It will do exactly as you intended for it to do: destroy ships.

Karpinsky said:
33/50
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I once again take aim with Marzanna's Sights. This time, I aim for the bridge of the Attack Ship with the 272 artifact.

Onboard the ship, all is as well as can be expected in battle. This changes suddenly as an ice shard introduces itself to the brain of the commanding officer. Similar shards embed themselves in the brains of any officers and crewmembers who have line-of-sight to the bridge's main window.

All the officers promptly faceplant onto their command desks, inputting contradictory commands and generally causing internal problems.

The Attack Ships seem to be remote controlled, but the ice wreaks havok within their inner workings, gutting it for 51k damage.

Ender_Smirk said:
I quickly rush to the Grand Priest, one of the more powerful creatures here, and the only one likely to have taken charge of the situation. I ask him, presuming he didn't die in the battle, as soon as I find him, "I am a traveler, may I ask what happened here?"
As I ask this I telekinetically continue to preform some alchemies.
I now combine Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana && Lightsaber
6/50

A man in a ship arrived. His name was Alcaeus, and he was looking for an equal match to his power. That wasn't us."
Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana && Lightsaber = Hypersaber. A handle which generates a rod of superdense plasma contained within via a magnetic bottle of sorts. Anything which disrupts this field will be absorbed into the blade via the intense gravitational fields kept within. How does this work? Well, a magnetism is a stronger force than gravity, considering a lodestone doesn't slide downwards under the force of worlds.

paradoxdragon said:
I raise the Shadowscythe and expend another charge as I heal Zeyron dramatically to raise the AG Morale
Charge 20/40

Zeyron is restored for 45k.
+9 AG Morale.

Ender_Smirk said:
I pull out the power armor I had first worn, and prepare to use it in future alchemies.
Red Matter Sword || Graphene
7/50

Power Armour donned.

Red Matter Sword || Graphene = Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. The name is relatively self-explanatory.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
1/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Universal Shield hmm... That sounds... big.
LJG takes a super glue bottle (Repair Instrument) out of his guitar case. He looks around for a good target. He finds one and throws the glue at one of the generic attack ships. It flies into one of the rockets and explodes. Glue goes everywhere, clogging up its fuel output and ignition. This causes the engine to stop working. Since this is all in the void, instead of crashing, if just floats around, entirely open to be attacked (or stolen).

You stun an attack ship for the round, as well as deal 30k damage to it!

JOEbob said:
17/50
BONUS: I check Godarm (captch-cammera'd) || blackguard pants.
STANDARD: I run over to the amalgamation. it needs healing! So I decide to give it a blood transfusion. specifically, I transfuse into it the (diluted) blood of the fallen indescribable thing with brown text. Maybe it won't be enough for a buff, maybe it will, but it should heal it either way.
I dilute said indescribable thingblood with normal blood, conjured from nothingness to serve a fleeting purpose.

You transfuse the fluids of the indescribable thing, a thick, black sludge into the Amalgamation. I think it's healed him, but it's also hidden his healthbar.

Logi takes mechaEnthusiast into the depths of Muspelhiem. Across the firescape, you can see Fire Giants training for war. Most of their equipment seems heavily used. Old.

Back at the main field, the Iron Prince speaks. "I'd say that I've given fair warning as to what is about to happen next. You've brought this on yourselves."
The projection dissipates, and the Attack Ships unleash a fusillade of Hard-Light Energy Beams upon the AG Forces. The Dark Beast , Za Hando, a Drone Mk1, and Winkins' Motorhog explode, which also deals 10 damage to Winkins himself. One Attack Ship misfires for 20k damage to another.

The Rod, liberated from Za Hando, spins about in the void. P5 teleports in. There can only be one reason he's here.
+5 PG Morale
-7 AG Morale

The Hole in Reality expands. This time, a quartet of spindly dark creatures surrounded in a purple haze spill out. In an instant, they split up to go their separate ways.

With his powers, Auma destroys an Attack Ship. The Trojan Spaceship continues to be built, looking more and more like a craft by the moment. With the Phoenix Spear, Zeyron the Deathless downs an Attack Ship as well, cleaving it in twain with the Phoenix Lance. 272 Dropped. The Amalgamation uses Metal, pulling the scraps of the Spaceships towards itself to create a suit of armour. Drone MkII shoots a ship for 16k, and the Mithral Golem strikes two for 18k damage each. Every bit counts.
+2 AG Morale
-3 PG Morale

Itinerary:
Stop the invasion of TOG's Universe.
Facility Information

The Plane of Fire:

[N][ELITE] Logi. 520,000/520,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[N] Lava Hound. 117,000/117,000 Hp.

[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +15,000 Attack. [A] Voidsteel Saber. +2,000 Attack. 1 ACpierce. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG-TOG] Iron Godlem. 418,000/418,000 Hp. 3 AC. Stats tentative ATM.... +9,000 MHP per round.

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Void. You are in the space outside universes.
PG MORALE: 64%
AG MORALE: 50%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] P5.
[PG] Attack Ship. 85,000/100,000 Hp. x24
[PG] Attack Ship. 67,000/100,000 Hp. x2
[PG] Attack Ship. 65,000/100,000 Hp. -1 AC.
[PG] Attack Ship. 27,000/100,000 Hp. Stunned!
[PG] Attack Ship. 65,000/100,000 Hp. [A] 18D.
[PG] Half of an Attack Ship. 10,000/50,000 Hp.
[PG] Universal Shield. 465,000/500,000 Hp. Blocking Entry into Universe!

[???] Hole In The Void. Creatures entering every round!
[???] 3A. 200,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 5. x4

[A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[A] 272. +25,000 Attack.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 261,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
[AG-ORIGIN] Trojan Spaceship. 60,000/60,000 Hp. +10,000 MHP per round!
[AG-ORIGIN] Boulder. 20,000/20,000 Hp. Bodyguarding ORIGIN!
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron The Deathless. 122,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 3/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. Space Energy: 3. [A] Blackguard Pants. +3 AC.
[AG-JOE] Clone. 25,000/25,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Amalgamation!
[AG-JOE][ELITE] The Amalgamation. ██████/160,000 Hp. Blood: 2/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 3/5. Metal: 1/7. Godmod: 8/11. Immune to Magic. 4 AC.
[AG-JOE] Drone MkII. 28,000/60,000 Hp. AC 1.
[AG-JOE] Mithral Golem. 40,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Immune to Magic.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 220,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[AG] Winkins. 6/20 Hp. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Ship Destroyer. +10,000 Attack Destroying Ships.
[AG] Astrec. 10/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] The Godarm. +100,000 Attack. +2 AC. Improved Summoning Charges: 2. Space Energy Charges: 9. Clockwork-ized! [A] ???. +36,000 Attack. Attack Weakened.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 17/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 4/11. +13,000 Attack. [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge
[AG] JOE. 18/20 Hp. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Ascended Energy Charge: 1 [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 1.
[AG] Smirk. 12/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. [A] Power Armour. +1 AC. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack.
[AG] Karpinsky. 14/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge.

DCCCV · Jan 21, 2019

PARTDOP

Nedben said:
28/50

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The Purity of Motions has been violated. Let us slay.

I vomit forbidden daemonic lore all over one of the attack ships, infesting the unfortunate inhabitants with my fishier selves instead of demons. Slowly then quickly, Our collective presence is cutting and awareness, acutely already here and nested as part of the soul. We extend into the metal, we assimilate the flesh. We are the twisting of magic, the degradation of physics, the resplendent eating of man. Go, go, become as part of us, and assimilate your comrades at the cost of sacrifice. "We are Orz, transcendent and celestial." you said once.Shush, star-brother Fleur Levy. This is not your story nor your eyes.

What
I didn't put in enough charge, it shouldn't take unless it causes sufficient disaster.
I can see that but you're banking on sufficient disaster!
I don't think this is a good idea.
Well, too late. What's barfed is barfed.

On a second note, I already speak in red so we can't use the whole red truth thing lightly. However, the Godmodder could go fetch a divination method in order to determine such. I do not think relying on unverified belief will be safe in this gameboard for long.

BONUS Alchemize: Strangely Aggressive Rosemary && Catgirls' Weapons Monthly (Issue 427, Wuxia and Dice) = Packet of Gun Seeds.

You... become part of the Attack Ship, or the Attack Ship becomes part of you, for 35k damage?

Karpinsky said:
34/50
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GRABTHERODGRABTHERODGRABTHEROD

Then, using the Rod to find the optimal locations, place several dozen shaped gravitic charges around the edges of the Universal Shield. When the charges go off, the resultant gravity pulses will destabilize the means by which the Universal Shield is maintaining its position as a blockage. In short, it'll be a lot easier to simply push out of the way

You pick up the Rod, and set up explosive charges across the shield!

paradoxdragon said:
21/40
Healing Winkins with just some good-old fashioned healing balm

You restore 3 Hp to Winkins!

Nedben said:
29/50 (Using 20) -> 9/50 DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH

Light is but energy in motion. Were I in fuller splendor than this childer who could barely blend a petty high sister's ownbone armor, you would experience profound reversal, little ones.

As it is, burn in violet. I am expending charge for this, you insufferable miscreants.

The void contorts. I blend a reality which does not align with one that cannot exist and one that's irrelevant children. Physics, kindly shoo for a moment. We have a replacement in order. move I'm gay As king of calamity, I give birth to a Texture: less a completed reality, and more an artificial physicsset as self-sustaining field. One could say each of these is its own aspects and elements and patterns and royalties, constituency threads in the fabric of reality, a sister's chambers, ideology, physical law, rules and perceptions, it doesn't matter because it will kill you. I-and-I-and-I-and-I-and-I-and-so-on all scowl, that we have released such a prototype. Here in this void beyond universes, it should fit naturally like any universe hung in it.

This foundational artwork, a blasted prototype at significant effort from my insignificant shell, flows outward with the certainty of Law. The Law that was antithesis to Light in a world where Void met Mist and names were named. Chains, rules, specialization, restrictions, decisions but not the intelligence to chose, negative odds and very misfortune. Forbiddance and punishment, binding oaths, darkness and the blind. And yet, the truth. The scale that binds. Geis, vow, sentence, law.

The Word.

I paint this piecemeal reality like the technomagi narrators of a world which cannot have existed here beforehand, which is to say with undue force against countless monsters. Drown. Drown. Drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown drown keep drowning until you forget what the light is, and I will finish you off in peace.

Look at this ideograil. It should be foreign: that is because it is from a paradigm that most likely does not align, made by friends and distant fames in higher worlds. I have taken 20 charge in pains to bring here in new covers this snippet of alternative perspective: dear Godmodder, root around inside the art I dissipate your proxies' forces with. It should remind you of Sburb, because that is the game this is a malformation of. Before you accuse me of increativity in work built upon others, I significantly expanded the ability list, so take that. Shut up. You are ruining the tone. Fine, I'll just kill them instead of playing around with torture. But only if this works, understand? You are praised as a monster for good reason. This is not just the familiar Sburb you know and groan at, a monstrous unknowing that genocides planets because it can. The Paradox Spaces this ideograil hails from are populated by a Sburban monstrosity that doesn't stop at clean killing: it manually tortures children, puppeting them along and tormenting them for the thoughtcrime of daring to live other than its arbitrary and changing orders, until their lives give out and the tentacled gods can squeeze them for the tiniest bit more power in an attempt to fight for merciful peace among themselves. And when that place would have died the death of an author setting down the pen, I exploited many voyagers and the last flickering survivors to fuel both life and death, both hope and suffering, catapulted further in that other world.

I bring its curses, and they are sharpened. Woe upon you if my cataclysmic infections finally spread. I would be so happy to crack open this cosmology like an egg, and finish this expanded pattern with a new wave of could-be has-beens. I would gladly finish reality just to replace it with something better, because it has made the sad, sad, pathetic mistake of remaining in my way. Godmodder help you, because I certainly won't. Beyond bringing you a nice and easy death by shredder, of course.

I forbid of my enemies both life and the 'good luck necessary to live against existence prescribing death'. Die. Die the death. Sentence to death. Great equalizer is the death. Kthoom, lots of plus signs everywhere: the chains cut, and cut, and cut, and cut, and keep cutting, and keep coming, no matter how many you murder the whole of this makeshift reality is uproariously spamming from from every pore, this damnable Texture I weave in a foreign world. Do you know how disgusting it is, as a creature of the Rain Mist Space colors to be bound by Dreams, Void, Time? You who wield hard-Light: know the Law, and be darkened within the coat of this Void.

Be crushed within the darkness of chains. D̵̬̼͎̦̙̜̘̮̞̲̖̬̼̏͊ͬ͐̑́͝ͅỉ̸̟̤̞̬̌̍ͯ̿̀̀͘͝s̶͓͔̖̦̞̹͈͖̭̼̱̳͕̮̖̽̀̇ͥ́͂̇͊ͯ̃̓̀̀â̷̛̝̜̬̻̜̼̰͓̹͇̹̤̔̓ͦ̒p̨̛̘͍̩̟̳̭͖̱̘̒̔̓̈́̓̊̓͌̂͛̚̕͜͜p̵̢̲͙͓͇̙̟̙ͭ͒ͧ͒̎̄́́ͅḙ̵̺͍͚̙̞̗̞̦̯̑̎ͯ̑͘͘͢a̶ͨ̿̔̄̇ͯ̔́͊́́̚͜͝҉̜̱̹͖̜̘̦̖͎̗̺̺͍̰̳r̸̭̺̩̗̽ͧ̆͛͌͛͌̊̇̅͛ͫ͛́͛͝.̶̪̫̰̳̽̇̋ͤ͊̑ͫͫ͢͠͝

Abuse this liminal world, and instead of the mercy of death I will show you how lukewarm the Hell you came from is.
In the words of that Clara girl, "From this point of view of Law, you are the disease."

...

Field effect: continuous cutting and crushing damage to enemies of the Nedben. It is also dark. If this cannot be maintained due to active effort to destroy it (i.e. sufficient amounts of supercharged light sources exceeding the hardlight weapons this Texture was designed to counter, freedom, rule-breaking, entity mechanics, anti-reality measures, etc.), it will self-destruct to damage Godmodder-aligned forces. If it would be able to instantly kill the current attack ship wave if sacrificed now, I'm plenty fine with that too. I'm simply on a murder spree, sorry not sorry. Treat it as a field effect, attack, entity, artifact in a pinch even (hell, roughly in that order of possibility-priority, first highest but preferring effectiveness), I don't care. Let us kill. It is a living world, or an endosymbiote of one. And we order it to slay. Form flows from us, but decisions pass our hands. We give color, anger, shape, direction, but creatures of chaos wish freedom for a while.

Will you experience a new art? Who knows. I have many fundaments and firmaments left to paint. Come, come, try to remember how you are already dead.

Bonus: Stow away the alchemized gun seed packet for later in inventory.

((This character really is a monster.))

As you impose your will over this region of The Void, the Planetary Shield brings forth another Projection.
"I know the Law Sigil? You know The Game well, voidling. You should also know better than to invoke it here."
You increase the concentration of Law into this area, weakening the influence of Light, lowering the firepower of the Attack Ships.

JOEbob said:
18/50
I look at The Rod. If Karp has successfully grabbed it, I take the "Lucky" feat from DnD. it's Like TOG's portent roll thing, except its more like 'you get to roll whateveritis thing up to 4 times and then must rest to do that again'. I'll use this ability later. If Karp has not grabbed it, I expend a spatial charge ensuring P5 and the other PG forces cannot grab it.

"About the attacking... fair point. Though I didn't actually order my entities to attack any of your forces. Zeyron was told 'do whatever you want', and the AMALGAMATION was making himself armor. and my actions were all healing my entities. So I, at least, am innocent in this.
As for your abilities to deal with the rift. Yes, that is the point. I said I think amalgamation has an ability uniquely suited for this. I may be wrong, of course, in which case I wouldn't ask for payment.
Another thing of note, with not letting us into a universe without a fight- Almost everything we do can be explained by stupidity. I mean, sometimes we're smart, but in those cases there's an actual reason to do something (like killing P5 to get the rod, which gives +413k attack). Making the hole bigger? The guy was trying to FIX it, believe it or not. Look, they said "The oblivion should take out a good chunk of the rift, covering it over with a more holey hole. Holes are holey. Hole hole hooole. Hole.". See? mistakes. It's hanlons razor in full force: never assume malice when incompetence is an adequate explanation."
"Oh, and wanting to see what will happen. curiosity is a powerful force."
"say, would you be interested in trying to save oblivion elementals from nonexistance, or do you care purely or almost-purely for fire elementals/ those who are currently, actively suffering?"
"Also, you sound like you're somewhat knowledgeable. If we had The Mirror, do you think it would help with the rift thing?"

ENTITY ORDERS:
Amalgamation will use Light on the hole in the void.
Does Zeyron have Alchemical Ignition? if so, an inverted version of the hole in the void could be nice. Discount Disparedememe it unless Iron prince thinks its a terrible dumb. Asking NPCs for advice, the best way to keep them from considering your actions the worst idea ever.
if no ignition, do whatever.
clone guardz, as does golem; drone2 is still on retaliatory duty.
Facility idles unless the clone and golem both die, in which case guard drone x2.

"So you're stupid, instead of malicious? That is a terrible argument. You tried to erase a hole in reality by erasing it with a bigger hole. Words... words fail me."

"I will not help you in restoring the Oblivion Elementals. What place would they have in this world? We need to move on. We are prioritizing the future over the past."

FlamingFlapjacks said:
18/40

Astrec chuckles.
"Sorry. Kinda. I guess I will need that charge to secure control better. For now though?"
Then P5 shows up.
A huge forcefield erupts, encompassing the rod, P5, and Astrec.
"Yo, Oblivionboi. You want the rod? Come get it. How about a duel. You vs. Me, no restrictions beatdown. How does that sound? The winner gets the Rod."
If he says yes, immediately channel the rod's power through his godarm, blasting a hole straight through P5.
Why did Certsa not respond to my talking? Repeat that.
Then, preview Picture of the Starmaker && Sword

P5 remains silent as always. He cares not for such traditions as duels.
Preview: Picture of the Starmaker && Sword = Prism Blade. A single-edged glasslike sword. Refracts light into a myriad of colours. Colours which have a variety of effects.

Karpinsky said:
35/50
~~~~~~~
I hand the Rod off to Astrec.

Then I scan the remaining Attack Ships to determine where their reactor cores (or equivalent) are. Having done this, I pull out Marzanna's Sights and take careful aim. Prioritizing those ships that are already damaged, I aim at the reactor cores of three Attack ships in turn, forcibly introducing (via ice shot) a few ice shards to each reactor core.

Ice still doesn't mix well with that sort of setup.

Your aim deals 15k damage to three attack ships!

The Ego said:
12/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: Laser some attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I shape the Iron into a vaguely humanoid shape. I then smash an attack ship with it.

You smash an Attack Ship for 19k damage!

Winkins said:
25 Charge
Pulling out a chocolate bar, I eat it.

...

What? did you think it was going to do something? The chocolate is only one of those items in games that instantaneously heals with no explanation whatsoever!

Sure, I had to stick my hand into an incredibly tiny screen while the game was running, but it took so bloody long to get the right pixelated item! I'm pretty sure I knocked over some revival and healing potions unto it! RUINING IT!

At least I can taste the cookie... it's just soggy now...

The Code-Based Foob item restores 5 hp to you!

JOEbob said:
19/50
I turn around, away from the combat, and wave my hand in front of me, coalescing some hundred flattened spheres, glowing blue and green and red and teal and orange. waving my hand back the other way, they go flying and clatter into place on an invisible surface. A twitch of will, and some six more glowing figures appear. A hand, A Beast, an Artifice, A Wreath, A Shovel, and A Speaker. Lying on the ground are the remnants of a torn whip.
A final bit of focus, and the invisible surface turns visible, a mountain and cliff and ground and river. The image of a world not yet remembered, a world yet to be forgotten.
"Hello, world."
"Let's play a game."
Pebbletopia 2 : Continue?
> Yes
> No

Recruiting : Players willing to take role that will previously be held by one [Mr Mirror Man] and is Vacant. Pebbletopia 2 : Continue? will be an already-in-progress game of pebbletopia; Even without animations, a game of pebbletopia can take upwards of an hour. With animations, months. Thus, the decision has been made to save time.
To join the running for Pebbletopia 2 : Continue?, send me a message either here or on discord.
Rewards are undecided at this juncture.

BONUS:
((Shadowskin && Lunar Authority Wand && a spatial charge) || (blackguard pants && Orrerry mantle)) || (discount Traho || A full body suit of armor) is checked.

A shimmering green haze surrounds the newcomer on the battlefield, his face hidden by a stony grey hood.
"...I'm not supposed to be here. JOE, what have you done?"

Preview: ((Shadowskin && Lunar Authority Wand && a spatial charge) || (blackguard pants && Orrerry mantle)) || (discount Traho || A full body suit of armor) = Stock Nanoplate. A suit of armor composed of nanomachines. It protects, it gives flight, it's quite a marvel! It also has the Iron Prince's mark on it.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
2/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Yay! I can keep making fun of P5. Lemme' think... P5's dumb. Yeah. good one me.
LJG floats up to the stunned attack ship.
Remote controlled hmm... Let's see...
Reaching into his guitar case, LJG pulls out an RC car (Miniature Transportation Instrument) and its remote (Control Instrument). He then proceeds to tear the RC car apart. Anything that has to do with controlling the car and throws the rest back into his guitar case (No use in wasting it). Next, he tears off any control panel type thing he can get at on the attack ship. Finally, he hot wires all of the RC components into the ship's control devices, allowing him to control the attack ship with his remote.
I bet this isn't remotely what he what he was expecting.
Entity Stuff:
The Pipe Orcan moves to be bodyguarded by the boulder (since LJG isn't there) and fires at the Universal Shield, P5, and a random attack ship.

You take over the stunned Attack Ship! Entities Ordered.

The Ego said:
13/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Dark Beast: bite shield lock. take advantage of that bodyguarding bonus damage
Auma: Laser some attack ships
Iron Godlem: uh

I take the Iron Statue and use some transmutation spells to turn the Iron into Mithril.
Another step complete.

Mithral transmuted.

paradoxdragon said:
22/40

I cause Sonic Waves to rip apart the nearest Attack Ship

15k damage to an Attack Ship!

Ender_Smirk said:
I ask him, "Can I help any?" I look around as I wait for him to respond, trying to figure out what type of power this Alcaeus had to pull this sort of damage.

Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana|| Lightsaber.

8/50

You see fractal burns. Those can only be caused by electricity, lightning.
Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana || Lightsaber = Unbreakable Katana. It's the Unbreakable Katana!

Winkins said:
26 Charge
Considering that the odd named number artifacts have been boosting the Ships, I decided to grab 272 and start implementing it into my Ship Destroyer.

You add 272 into the Ship Destroyer!

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
3/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
You know, there's this one song I learned in ~~choir~~ no, band. Yes, I was totally in band. 100% in band.
LJG just starts singing, not really having to get out any instruments.
Fire fire. Fire Fire. Fire Fire. My heart. My heart. My heart fa la-la-la-la-la fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-fa-la-la fa la la la la la.
This part of the song repeats again, and the LJG stops, finding the rest unnecessary. As he stops, some of the more important parts of the Universal Shield start to light on fire.
That was a band song. Band. Song. It definitely has a lot of instruments in it, it just also has words. Yes, I definitely learned that in band.

The Universal Shield shakes, taking 70k damage!

Ender_Smirk said:
Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword && Lightsaber

I pull out a small remote, and begin punching in commands, setting the armor I wear to high defense mode to prepare for assault. I won't be very fast in physical movement, but reality warping allows me to counter that effect fairly easily.

9/50

Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword && Lightsaber = Perfect Blade. The ultimate tool in which to split things in half with.

You increase the effectiveness of your power armour!

Not being an idiot unlike the Attack Ships, P5 conjures a portal to his domain within the Trojan Spaceship. The Greek soldiers within are ill-prepared to incorporeal shadows and nightwalkers, who in the cramped wooden conditions within, are quickly overtaken. As this happens, P5 sits suspended in space, in full view of the bridge of the Ersatz Craft, watching this unfold.

He then moves to deal with Zeyron. Tapping into the recesses of his mind, he sends an urge to kneel into the hero's head, one which the Discount Helmet blocks out. That called for a different tactic, one which involved telekinetic pulses delivered to each joint, forcing them to bend in the desired orientation. With puppeted hands, Zeyron removes the Discount Helmet, and tosses it aside. He is then made to break the Discount Mirror with his bare hands, punching at it until his fists bleed. This act of reflection-breaking results in seven years of bad luck for him, the first event of which is an inexplicable pain in his hands, which causes 80k damage to him.

This is certainly a reaction.

The Attack Ships focus their armaments on Auma's Motorcycle, which causes an explosion which engulfs him for 40k damage. They then fire upon the Drone MkII, the Boulder, destroying them as well. Finally, they fire upon the players vulnerable players, dealing 4 damage to each of them.
+4 PG Morale
-5 AG Morale

Two more beings enter from the Hole in Reality. Meanwhile, the beings which have been designated 3A on the terminal reach their spindly long arms into the fabric of existence, tearing out massive chunks with their surprisingly strong grip. They hurl these pieces, destroying an Attack Ship and Mithral Golem, and dealing 5 damage to ParadoxDragon.
-1 PG Morale
-2 AG Morale

"I don't know much about this," says the newcomer, "But in no way does that look good." Hundreds of small spheres of metal manifest themselves before him, which he aims at the new creatures, three of which jump away just for a split second, before reassuming their initial position, and one that takes 10k damage. In unison, these beings turn their heads towards him. The newcomer searches frantically for someone to help him, and sees Leather Jacket Guy, and Ender_Smirk
"Quick, help me out!"
He sends two bolts of energy in your general direction, and gives the two of you a +2 to your charge.
Just who is this man?

Despite his lessened effectiveness with Light Manipulation, Auma destroys another Attack Ship. Without Discount Disparem, Zeyron uses the powers of the Phoenix Crown to open a portal into the Plane of Blood, allowing it's flesh-restorative energies to regenerate his ruined hands for 25k healing. The Amalgamation uses Light, shining a bright beam through it's eyes into the Hole in Reality to see what's on the other side. It then promptly goes insane.

"Like I said, I know the limits of my power. That hole is only going to be closed by the one who opened it."

The Pipe Orcan deals 30k damage to the Half Attack Ship and the Universal Shield, but has no effect on P5, which it has now attracted the attention of.
+2 AG Morale
-3 PG Morale

Itinerary:
Break through the Universal Shield.
Facility Information

The Plane of Fire:

[N][ELITE] Logi. 520,000/520,000 Hp. 6 AC.
[N] Lava Hound. 117,000/117,000 Hp.

[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 12/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +15,000 Attack. [A] Voidsteel Saber. +2,000 Attack. 1 ACpierce. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 7/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG-TOG] Iron Godlem. 418,000/418,000 Hp. 3 AC. Stats tentative ATM.... +9,000 MHP per round.

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Law. Weakens Light.
PG MORALE: 64%
AG MORALE: 45%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] P5.
[PG] Attack Ships 1-K. 85,000/100,000 Hp. x20
[PG] Attack Ship L. 55,000/100,000 Hp.
[PG] Attack Ships M-O. 70,000/100,000 Hp. x3
[PG] Attack Ship P. 67,000/100,000 Hp.
[PG] Attack Ship Q. 48,000/100,000 Hp.
[PG] Attack Ship R. 65,000/100,000 Hp. -1 AC.
[PG] Universal Shield. 365,000/500,000 Hp. Blocking Entry into Universe!

[???] Hole In The Void. Creatures entering every round!
[???] 3A. 200,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 4. x2
[???] 3A. 190,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 4.
[???] 3A. 200,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 4. [A] 18D.
[???] 05. 100,000/100,000 Hp. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. [A] 18D. x2
[???][ELITE] The Amalgamation. ██████/160,000 Hp. Blood: 2/2. Light: 1/3. Oblivion: 4/5. Metal: 2/7. Godmod: 9/11. Immune to Magic. 4 AC.

[???] The Newcomer. 20/20 Hp. Charge: 40/40. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 6/6.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 241,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Zeyron The Deathless. 67,000/123,000 Hp. Alchemical Ignition: 3/3. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +23,000 Attack. [A] Phoenix Crown. +27,000 Attack. [A] Blackguard Pants. +3 AC.
[AG-JOE] Clone. 25,000/25,000 Hp.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 220,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[AG-ORIGIN] Attack Ship. 57,000/100,000 Hp. Defected!
[AG] Winkins. 10/20 Hp. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships.
[AG] Astrec. 6/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] The Godarm. +100,000 Attack. +2 AC. Improved Summoning Charges: 2. Space Energy Charges: 9. Clockwork-ized! [A] ???. +36,000 Attack. Attack Weakened. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 8/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 4/11. +13,000 Attack. [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge.
[AG] JOE. 14/20 Hp. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Ascended Energy Charge: 1 [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 1.
[AG] Smirk. 8/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. [A] Power Armour. +2 AC. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack.
[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge.

@O.R.I.G.I.N. and @Ender_Smirk have recieved a +2.

DCCCV · Jan 23, 2019

The Ego said:
14/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Scans Hole in the Void and its entities.
Iron Godlem: uh

I create a propaganda machine! Whenever a non-AG entity could make a morale roll, it prints out a propaganda pamphlet offering them a position on the AG team, showing positive statistics (the survival rate of my sentient, converted allies), showing them the incredible opportunities that await them (bodyguarding, sniping, healing, gambling, etc) and allowing them to maybe become named characters with genuine personalities and stuff.
It will likely only work on sentient entities, but whatever. Better than nothing.

Entities Ordered, Propaganda Machine is an activate.

JOEbob said:
20/50

"Haha, Funny story."
"Yanno that thing where my text turned cyan every-so-often and I didn't notice?"
"Cuts both ways."
"At least, it does a little."
"Ok, I'll stop trying to sound cool. Or like I actually know what's going on."
"What I know is:
This is the past
[I]was here
I had no clue what a descended was
I was doing pretty dandy for myself
used more elemental magic
talked in cyan
Somehow got the thousandth post"
"And then I, The one you know, seized ~~the means of production~~ the moment to do something. I figured Pebbletopia deserved another chance."
"So that's what I gave it- Uh, I dunno what time you got pulled from for sure, but if I had to guess, The Ravine was maybe a third full, right?"
"I could tell, somehow, that Pebbletopia wouldn't be able to keep going then. Some pseudo-paradoxical-possibly-fake-debatable-non-actions later and here we are."
"I didn't exactly intend to pull you with me, actually, but I guess it makes sense. Pebbletopia needs to have its players, after all... wonder why mirror didn't come, then."
"In any case, Come, have a seat. It'll still be some time before the game ends."
"Ah, Since mirror's not here."
"Let's pick someone to take their place from the audience. How abouuuut...."
"Astrec, Come on up! It's your lucky day, because now it's time for round of..."
" PeeeeebbleTOPIAAAAA!!!"
(after a few minutes of explanation, Astrec- or perhaps the conceptual self that is FF- makes a move. I wave my hands, and the glowing pebbles move around accordingly.)
PEBBLETOPIA DOP COMPLETE!

"Hey DCCCV, you know what's Hi-larious? The me of this time's AG! I think it has something to do with them not even knowing PG is possible. Well, I wouldn't want to mess up all my own hard work... heh."
"Also, we're pretty sure only Astrec over there can do anything about the hole."
"Anyway, Orders?"

For actual actions:
I warn the Godmodder that even I don't know what will happen if I die while I'm doing this, but it probably won't be good.
Unless it's nothing.
Then, I walk over to Zeyron and use my bonus action plus standard action to alchemize:
discount mens potentiatem
discount disparem
(neither of which have been individually alchemized before so there)
And give them to Zeyron, before healing him slightly.

Entity Orders:
on the off chance I can influence AMALGAMATION, don't use blood yet. Maybe we can get something from the newcomer, but I don't want to strain our "friendship". Ok, looking back this version of [Me] didn't really talk to DCCCV that much. We uh. knew one another i guess. but thats about it.
Zeyron, try to remain uninjured.
Clone, guard Zeyron.
Facility, new project head.

"...Let me get this straight. You brought me from the future, to the past, so that I can resume playing Pebbletopia, technically before it's even happened?"
Wait, you're from the future?
"Apparently so. JOE, say nothing of what will happen. While everything now makes about 23% more sense, I am still going to punch you as hard as I possibly can when I get back. Let's play this game."
...Entities Ordered.

The Ego said:
15/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Scans Hole in the Void and its entities.
Iron Godlem: uh

I cast disintegrate one a spaceship, removing a solid cubic chunk from the hull. No damage dealt, but structural integrity weakened.

Your attack reduces the AC of one Attack Ship by 2.

Karpinsky said:
36/50
~~~~~~
I glance at one of the intact Attack Ships, then lunge at it. Its point defense systems are helpless as I dodge their shots and carve a path through them (using the power armor's blades). Then I reach my target: a small thermal exhaust port.

Yes, I get that it shouldn't have a weakness like that, and no ordinary sniper would be able to make that shot. Fortunately, I have a sniper rifle that shoots ice shards. I aim with Marzanna's sights, and fire.

The ice shard travels down into the shaft of the exhaust port. It ricochets once, twice, three times, and reaches the power core of the ship. And if there's one thing we've established, it's that ice wreaks havoc with power cores.

You reduce Attack Ship P to a Frozen Wreck!
+1 AG Morale
-1 PG Morale

FlamingFlapjacks said:
20/40

Crafty that sword.
Astrec proceeds to unmerge the Godarm from the rest of the alchemies. He then sends all of the alchemies except Death's Ankh, Clear Thought, Swissarmyknifemodder, the Nanogauntlet, and that new sword into the ALCHEMY POOL, a spot where people can ask/take a alchemy, because I have too many.
How this works: Just take a alchemy, because I don't have time to personally hand them all out. However, the Praetorians can probably loophole enough to steal them if they can, so all the alchemies will have to be gotten fast.
Astrec turns the Swissarmyknifemodder into a broadsword, grabs his new starry sword in the hand equipped with the Nanogauntlet, then grabs the Swissarmyknifemodder sword with the Godarm, and uses all four alchemies to AGRESS.
SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH
Then, he whips out the rod, and swipes it upward, a line of oblivion tearing through the ships and shield, creating a fine line of concentrated annihilation.
Astrec nods, joining Pebbletopia.
He makes his moves.

You forcibly unmerge your Alchemies, and place them into an Alchemy Pool. Then, using the Rod, you destroy four attack ships, and deal 100k damage to the Universal Shield.
-4 PG Morale
+3 AG Morale.

Ender_Smirk said:
I look at the Grand Priest, "Sorry, back in a second. Someone seems to be in immediate danger. I intend to be back as soon as I have a chance, which I hope is a short time from now."

With that, I blur the lines of space time to stand in the battlefield. I pull from the alchemiter my best new weapon: The Unbreakable Katana. I then rush directly at one of the 3A creatures. I then proceed to test the katana's edge on the slightly injured one. I proceed to blur around the creature, taking tiny hit and run strikes. (I said the armor would slow me. Insanely fast slowed down is still pretty fast. And previous statements put me at post lightspeed.) I get a good idea of the creature's defenses, and then I channel that energy from our new friend back to electricity, along with a bit of my own, before running it through the katana. I then proceed to attempt a strike at the beasts torso.(-3cp)

9/50

Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword || Lightsaber

The 3A creature is fast. Supernaturally fast, in fact, as half of your strikes whiff through the air as it effortlessly teleports away, only to reappear in a different position. However, on your final strike, you correctly predict where it would appear next, and stab at a region of space, just as the creature teleports chestfirst into your blade, taking 92k damage. Well done.
Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword || Lightsaber = Hypersaber. This is getting repetitive.

Nedben said:
10/50 I know exactly what I am doing.

You were a fool to give him the idea he shouldn't do something.

Violation registered. I was going save the things I cannot say here for the Godmodder. For you, I have something special.

The Nedben transitions out of being a standard existence to saturate P5 with hardwriting cringey fanfiction into their equivalent of processing substrate and assaults their sensory inputs with arbitrary violation I cannot express here for legal reasons.

You are invincible. That means I can deliver an infinite hell into you slowly and perfectly, and you will not break. You will experience the most horrid tortures the nastiest of transformative fiction and the wildest of fae have woven, in perfect and unerring detail, unable to go mad or blind. I will make you experience every inch of it saturated with my incessant ridiculous commentary, delusions touching you the whole time.

And I will make you able to experience every exquisite drop of this hell, an instant stretched into eternity. You will experience and be assaulted by entire new senses you do not understand, a profound discomfort previously shielded from you by dint of composition. No amount of erasure or denial will remove this event, and I hope it will take ages to scrub from your mind. This isn't my laynocurses master, no. I'll kiss you silly with every stupid suffering the Ur-Mom rants in infinite repetition and every depravity known and unknown to instinct's course.

I will beat emotion and pain into you without a framework to handle the worst of metahumanity and beyond. Drink deeply, because I will force it down your metaphorical throat.

Altrin then takes control, rematerializes, and vomits mundanely on P5 out of experiencing everything that just happened. God what the VEHK was that I don't even 'gross' doesn't even begin to DESCRIBE what the SUOK was that damnable execrable infinite-

Altrin will keep ranting for a while. P5 can now feel EXTREMELY.

You give P5 an apparent sensory overload, to which he responds by standing there in silence, staring off into space.
Is he reacting? I don't think he is. I guess we'll have to find out later.

paradoxdragon said:
20/40
Healing self with Shadowscythe
I also perform a small alchemy;Shadowscythe||Drop of Harmony&&Jar of the Space Aspect

You are healed for 9 Hp!
Shadowscythe || Drop of Harmony && Jar of the Space Aspect = Music of Creation. A conductor's baton, pure black, save for a series of white circuitlike lines across it's surface. As you wave it, an invisible orchestra will play. Depending on how well you play, the more effective it will be.

JOEbob said:
21/50
"You know what I just realized? You show up here, in the middle of another war in the distant past, there's chaos everywhere..."
"And you immediately assume it's my fault."
"It was but like"
"how could you tell?"
"Also, do you think you're morally good? I know how to make a cool sword for good people only."
Now then, standard action. I float in Zeyrons vicinity and set him on fire.
with a flash, he burns up, and appears elsewhere, somewhat further away from all the chaos. on the other side of the universe we're fighting over, specifically. That should keep him safe until I decide whether or not I want to kill him.
"Heyo, you there. Iron prince, was it?"
"I'm me from the future."
"If you prioritize the Future over the Past, logic dictates you help me."
"Or the guy with teal text I guess"
"Therefore, if I alchemize a stock nanoplate, you should let me keep it, or better yet, give me one free."
"Also, While I agree the argument from incompetence is a bad one..."
"The first and last defence is the truth. And it is true of all these guys."

Bonus: If IP agrees with my logic i make a stock nanoplate, otherwise I make a ghost image of the stock nanoplate, hold it in front of the newly-remade discount disparem, captchacammera the inverted ghost image, and look at it, but not actually make it.

"Two reasons: One: You're the only person I recognized. Two: You're JOE. With that out of the way, am I a good person? That depends on who you ask. If it were my mom, she'd say I'm the third sweetest person she's ever met. If it were General Vespa, he'd tell you something about me being the physical incarnation of his ruin."
Zeyron is teleported away.
"I don't believe that you can possibly be from the future. Nice try."
"JOE, not a word of this."
Since he's said nothing about whether you can make a Stock Nanoplate, you make a Stock Nanoplate!

Nedben said:
11/50 Kill Kill Kill

Disgustingly amateur handling with that mind control, P5. Pay attention to what I have just written into your head. Telekinesis is old hat, as is classic direct mind control. Sometimes you just need to affect the body directly. Rare is a helmet that covers the limbs. :̻͖ͫ͠^̶̼̟ͅ)͎̙͕͙̐ͤ

While P5 is either reeling or distracted with extensions of ourself being annoying, we directly fabricate the relevant internal signals to make them drop player invincibility somehow and suicide by self-counterspell antimagic field. If they can't drop protection directly, make them pick up/spawn an artifact or something and hinge onto whatever makes us have to drop invincibility while artifacting. They'll be fine in a round, Descendant stuff most likely, I just want them out of the way for a moment if they're going to earn retaliatory distastes every other action.

You attempt to invade the mind of P5, only to find that it is an empty shell. There's nothing inside.

Karpinsky said:
37/50
~~~~~~~
Sniping is all well and good, but for some targets there's no dakka like more dakka.
Metaphorical dakka, that is. It'll actually be ice.

Standard Minigun && Ice Power Core && Karp-tech Aimtracker AI Core

Standard Minigun && Ice Power Core && Karp-tech Aimtracker AI Core = The Blizzard Blaster. Sometimes, quantity has a quality of it's own.

Ender_Smirk said:
10/50
I proceed to float a bit farther from the creatures going on a rampage, and proceed to put as much charge as will give the most healing into healing myself.

Black Hole Bomb || Katana

You invest all of your charge, healing yourself to full!
Black Hole Bomb || Katana = Neutron Edge. A sword forged of the finest Collapsed Star Material. Incredibly Heavy.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
6/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Meh... Now that I have a ship, I guess I don't need another.
LJG recognizes the fact he just got some stuff. He looks over at where the strange bolt of energy came from.
Aw man, I was hoping that hole would just go away if I ignored it long enough. Well, now its attacking new guy, so I guess I'd better help. Maybe.
LJG plunges into his guitar case and pulls out another random, yet useful, item. This time, he seems to have grabbed a maraca. However, this maraca has a loop of string on it, just to make sure it does't fall down while you're playing. LJG shakes it around, making that authentic rattle sound. As he shakes, he accidentally drops it. The maraca flips around his wrist, and then, the unthinkable happens. The string snaps. The maraca lands seemingly harmlessly on the ground. LJG panics. He picks it up and chucks it at the beings classified as 3A.
Maraca in the hole!
Just as the maraca is about to pass by the 3A's, it explodes, pelleting them with the small beads that were inside.
Well, it's a good thing I've got a spare... somewhere.

Entity Stuff:
The Pipe Orcan shoots attack ships M-O.
Attack Ship floats around because no one's controlling it. Whoops.

Your Attack deals 10k damage to three of the 3A creatures, the last of which dodges.

Winkins said:
27 Charge
Taking a position of Prayer, I pray upon the Moon's Light to glimmer in the void and sooth the wounds of Astrec.

You sooth Astrec's Wounds, to see where he will be injured in the future! It seems.... his entire body is about to get destroyed.

For the time beings, mechaEnthusiast's advanture with Logi has been hidden from this battle update.

P5 seems to idle, until suddenly, he snaps back into attention, summoning a tower of extradimensional neckbeasts, who stomp all over Astrec for 5 damage, worsening his damage debuff.

He then beckons one of the neckbeasts to come forth and slits it's throat. Using it's blood, he weaves together a ritual to apply a simple regenerative effect on all of the Attack Ships, which will now begin to slowly acquire iron from their surroundings.
"...Wow. That's just nasty."

The Attack Ships do the obvious thing, dealing 60k damage to the Pipe Orcan, 45k to 3A 1, 5 Damage to Winkins, 75k to an 05, and a piddling 2 damage to Karpinsky.

The 3A entities destroy an Attack Ship, miss the Pipe Orcan, and deal 5 damage to ParadoxDragon and JOE. The 05 entities scramble the Healthbars of Auma and the Universal Shield. The Amalgamation attempts to use Blood on the Pipe Orcan, but misses. Such a shame.
-1 PG Morale

The Newcomer notices the alchemy pool. "Wait, is that what I think it is?" He moves to pick up an Orange Lance. Using it like a javelin, he throws it at 05 Entity 2's head, which it effortlessly pieces through. Picking up it's fallen weapon, the Newcomer turns to face it's partner, and uses Petrify, causing a silver glow to emanates from his outstretched hand. The glow increases in intensity, until it becomes a searing beam of light, which he uses to partially transform the creature into solid stone, reducing it's attack power and dodge, but increasing it's AC.

Auma scans the Hole in Reality, and the entities coming out of it.
[???] Hole In The Void. Creatures entering every round!
THIS IS AN ANOMALOUS LOCATION. HOSTILE ENTITY EMERGENCE IMMINENT.

[???] 3A. 200,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 3.
Attack: 50,000
The limited study of this creature has determined that it's proper identification is ENTITY_3A. ENTITY_3A commonly carries OBJECT_E, an artifact which grants it the power to teleport short distances. Further information on this creature is nonexistent.

[A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 3.
OBJECT_E is commonly held by ENTITY_3A. It grants it's holder the power to teleport up to 32 meters in any direction at will. However, study of OBJECT_E is limited, due to it's fragility. The few samples of OBJECT_E that have been acquired from ENTITY_3A have all shattered moments before a proper analysis could be conducted on it's properties.

[???] 05. 100,000/100,000 Hp. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. [A] 18D.
Attack: 35,000 +25,000.
ENTITY_05 is a 2.5-meter tall being resembling a burnt skeleton. ENTITY_05 touch has the anomalous property of being able to temporarily "obfuscate" the internal organs of creatures it strikes, making it difficult to treat wounds inflicted by it.

[A] 272. +25,000 Attack.
OBJECT_272 is an weapon held by instances of ENTITY_05. Based on how it is held, this object is believed to be some kind of sword.

[A] 18D.
OBJECT_18D is the "head" of ENTITY_05. The reason it remains after death is unknown.

Well, that was informative. The Pipe Orcan deals 30k damage to Attack Ships M-O, and elsewhere, Zeyron and the Clone go on an adventure.

Itinerary:
Break through the Universal Shield.
Close the Hole in The Void.
Facility Information

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Law. Weakens Light.
PG MORALE: 59%
AG MORALE: 49%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] P5.
[PG] Attack Ships 1-G. 85,000/100,000 Hp. x16
[PG] Attack Ship H. 55,000/100,000 Hp. -2 AC.
[PG] Attack Ships I-K. 40,000/100,000 Hp. x3
[PG] Attack Ship L. 65,000/100,000 Hp. -1 AC.
[PG] Universal Shield. ██████/500,000 Hp. Blocking Entry into Universe!
[PG] Neckbeast. 15,000/15,000 Hp. x9.

[A] 18D.

[???] Hole In The Void. Creatures entering.
[???] 3A. 155,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 3.
[???] 3A. 190,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 3.
[???] 3A. 88,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 3.
[???] 3A. 190,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 3. [A] 18D.
[???] 05. 100,000/100,000 Hp. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. [A] 18D. -50% Dodge, 5 AC.
[???][ELITE] The Amalgamation. ██████/160,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Metal: 3/7. Godmod: 10/11. Immune to Magic. 4 AC.

[???] The Newcomer. 20/24 Hp. Charge: 42/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 1/6. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 3. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. ██████/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 160,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[AG-ORIGIN] Attack Ship. 57,000/100,000 Hp. Defected!
[AG-TOG] Propaganda Machine. 5,000/5,000 Hp. Increases Defection Chance by 10%!
[AG-FlamingFlapjacks] Alchemy Pool. 20,000/20,000 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x2. Space Energy Charges: 6. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] ???. +36,000 Attack.
[AG] Winkins. 5/20 Hp. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships.
[AG] Astrec. 1/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized! [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. Light Energy Charges: 11. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 12/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 3/11. +13,000 Attack. [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge. [A] Music of Creation. Durability: 3/3.
[AG] JOE. 9/20 Hp. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5. [A] Ascended Energy Charge: 1 [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 1. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack.
[AG] Smirk. 20/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. x2. [A] Power Armour. +2 AC. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy.
[AG] Karpinsky. 8/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.

@The Ego and @FlamingFlapjacks have recieved +2 Charge.

DCCCV · Jan 25, 2019

paradoxdragon said:
21/50

I prepare myself,and Focus,while raising the Music of Creation,the Conductor's Baton.....

You focus...

Nedben said:
12/50

I will annoy the Pro-Godmodder forces for now. Someone else deal with that void.

Negative nuke the Godmodder. Because she's not here, the out of range error will appear and I can use it as a car door to pick up an unsuspecting bottomless pit plothole, then release the implosive antiradiance in the form of bowled 'not nuking' into an attack ship, resulting in a loss of microwave existence due to autocorrect and filling the offending vessel via the lawyer dimension hemorrhaging paralegals as a first layer immune response. Confronted with hostile personnel aboard, this will result in much internal violence and angry lawyer swarms disrupting the components.

BONUS: ~~Liquid Death && Gae Bolg Machinegun~~
Sigil of King Bael && Sigil of Duke Agares && Sigil of Prince Vassago && Sigil of Marquis Samigina && Sigil of President Marbas && Sigil of Duke Valefor && Sigil of Marquis Amon && Sigil of Duke Barbatos && Sigil of King Paimon && Sigil of President Buer && Sigil of Duke Gusion && Sigil of Prince Sitri && Sigil of King Beleth && Sigil of Marquis Leraje && Sigil of Duke Eligos && Sigil of Duke Zepar && Sigil of Count/President Botis && Sigil of Duke Bathin && Sigil of Duke Sallos && Sigil of King Purson && Sigil of Count/President Marax && Sigil of Count/Prince Ipos && Sigil of Duke Aim && Sigil of Marquis Naberius && Sigil of Count/President Glasya-Labolas && Sigil of Duke Buné && Sigil of Marquis/Count Ronové && Sigil of Duke Berith && Sigil of Duke Astaroth && Sigil of Marquis Forneus && Sigil of President Foras && Sigil of King Asmoday && Sigil of Prince/President Gäap && Sigil of Count Furfur && Sigil of Marquis Marchosias && Sigil of Prince Stolas && Sigil of Marquis Phenex && Sigil of Count Halphas && Sigil of President Malphas && Sigil of Count Räum && Sigil of Duke Focalor && Sigil of Duke Vepar && Sigil of Marquis Sabnock && Sigil of Marquis Shax && Sigil of King/Count Viné && Sigil of Count Bifrons && Sigil of Duke Vual && Sigil of President Haagenti && Sigil of Duke Crocell && Sigil of Knight Furcas && Sigil of King Balam && Sigil of Duke Alloces && Sigil of President Caim && Sigil of Duke/Count Murmur && Sigil of Prince Orobas && Sigil of Duke Gremory && Sigil of President Ose && Sigil of President Amy && Sigil of Marquis Orias && Sigil of Duke Vapula && Sigil of King/President Zagan && Sigil of President Valac && Sigil of Marquis Andras && Sigil of Duke Flauros && Sigil of Marquis Andrealphus && Sigil of Marquis Kimaris && Sigil of Duke Amdusias && Sigil of King Belial && Sigil of Marquis Decarabia && Sigil of Prince Seere && Sigil of Duke Dantalion && Sigil of Count Andromalius

All 72 signs, woot. I would've just used the originals but I'm sure something good would happen if I did that directly.

You destroy an Attack Ship!
-1 PG Morale
+1 AG Morale
I'm not going to go and list that out = Hypersigil. Upon use, summons an Hyperdemon.

The Ego said:
16+2/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Propaganda machine: did you know that some AGs have a better entity survival rate than most PGs?
Auma: Use control over celestial objects to slam a satellite (an attack ship) into an Anomalous Entity
Iron Godlem: uh

I grab 18D and observe it more closely.

I then surround an Attack Ship in multiple illusions, making the layout of the battlefield look slightly different. Enough to throw off its accuracy for a round or two.

18D is warm to the touch. You get the distinct feeling that is is a head. As in, the concept of "this is the head of a creature" is being impressed into your mind.

You lower the Accuracy of an Attack Ship by 40%.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
7/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Ha ha. That thing tried to attack the Pipe Orcan with Blood. I don't know what it does, but what I do know is that the Pipe Orcan doesn't have blood. Wait... if it doesn't bleed...
LJG grabs a pair of headphones (Noise Amplifying Instrument). Of course, as always, it's a little teensy weensy tiny unnecessarily added difference. Instead of having just two speakers, it actually has two phones attached to each other. LJG whispers, Good morrow fine folk. How are you today? into one of them. This reverberates into the other phone, making a constant stream of noise. LJG then just starts cranking up the volume on them in the slowest way possible, making sure the phones pick up the new volume level.
Hmm... who to throw this at?
His eyes immediately turn to P5 Oblivion Man.
Neckbeast Murderer!
He chucks the head phones at Oblivion Man and lets him just get generally annoyed/distracted~~/mentally injured~~.
Those entities need names. Like... Entity_05 could be Movie Assassin. Their heads fall off and they use swords. They also "poison" people to keep them from healing. Sounds right.

The feedback from your device reaches deafening levels, suddenly collapsing into a sound shockwave which dealzs 2k damage to all PG entities! P5 is unharmed.

JOEbob said:
22/50

"Ah, sorry DCCCV. I couldn't react to your request until After telling the iron prince, you know why (Interesting how You aren't posting separately any more)."
"So, would you like the cool sword or alternatively the hand of the leader of the conflict?"
"Also Also, would you be willing to let my AMALGAMATION steal your blood? it might give it powers."
"Once it's not evil/ I have a new one, I mean."
Exams happen for me now. Pebbletopia might not small rock-topia.
Please give Orders anyway so I can actually work on it when I have time instead of wondering what to do now.
Standard: I do a backflip, then a cartwheel, then I grab the carts wheel and spin it while standing on its back while it flips. Being spinning so fast makes me dizzy, which distracts me from my wounds, which makes me less wounded
Bonus: if DCCCV wants Cool Sword, make the archangel sword sord and give it to him. If he wants hand of the leader of the conflict or neither, then ~~try~~ CHECK:
(E && Spacial charge || Traho)

"Tried to pick up a weapon like that once. Weapons that are judgemental just aren't worth it. If you fail, you start doubting yourself. If you don't, other things tend to happen. Gonna pass up on this offer this time. I'm also actually better at using axes."
You being distracted from your wounds temporarily raises you Max Hp to 24 for the next three rounds!
Preview: (E && Spacial charge || Traho) = Gravitivic Energy. A glob of Gravity Energy, for doing exactly what it says.
[A] Gravitivic Energy. 1.

The Ego said:
19/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Propaganda machine: did you know that some AGs have a better entity survival rate than most PGs?
Auma: Use control over celestial objects to slam a satellite (an attack ship) into an Anomalous Entity
Iron Godlem: uh

"Hey, Warlock. Think fast."
I kick the 18D over to P5, who catches it. They then realize that they've made a grave error when they look down on it and read a few dozen explosive runes.

P5 hovers the skull in front of him. He reads the explosive runes. They fail to explode.

Nedben said:
13/50 That's No DCCCV

eat attack ship

No, really. Just bite into that thing and swallow. Do this a lot. Repeatedly. DEVOUR IT. ABSORB IT. CONSUME ITS HULL AND INNARDS. FEAST UPON ITS FLESH. INGEST ITS COMPONENTS. PARTAKE OF ITS CONTENTS. GOBBLE ITS PIECES!

BONUS: (Catherine's Age-writing Manual "Alternative Physics & Bypassing Our Equation Limits" && Fragment Gameboard Maker) || Sburb Installation Process (metaphysical construct)

I'm tired of waiting. Let's ruin everything.

As a side note: @Godmodder @Pro-Godmodders @Iron Prince Enough of this. Cut the "I don't believe you" crap. You're reality warpers. Get a truth-telling divination or 30 set up, you have the spare actions to do so and an army that it wouldn't kill you to take time reorganizing. If that's hezecrushered, overturn reality and build a texture where it works and plunge us in it, or else kill the cosmos with a logic error.

Even ignoring that giving your enemies advice is normally a bad idea, I'm sure there's some glek about this board in the way. We're a bit action tied, but could you, Newcomer, read over with a bonus action this document one of the Praetorians wrote? I want to compare your capabilities, ours, and theirs, because something weird is up with when certain things blossom.

You munch up another Attack Ship!
-1 PG Morale
+1 AG Morale

"Okay. Here's a straight answer: We've tried to bring back the Oblivion Elementals, but we failed. None of us can bring back the dead, and only one of us has the expertise to create life. Add that together, and that equals 'we don't believe Oblivion Elementals can be brought back from extinction.' No Light-manipulation needed to tell you that. At all."

The Newcomer nods. "Sure thing."
(Catherine's Age-writing Manual "Alternative Physics & Bypassing Our Equation Limits" && Fragment Gameboard Maker) || Sburb Installation Process (metaphysical construct)= Fail. Looks like the Alchemiter can't handle this.

W32Coravint said:
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_282_KuruminLSTM >> ACTION
hello!!
My name is W32Coravint.obj_player_character_282_KuruminLSTM but you can call me Kurumi!! I am an anime girl who is also an artificial neural network and a minor narrator. My system is trained on conversational text so sorry if I act weird...

Then Attack ship J explodes in a blast of flame, from the sheer awesomeness of my existence.

Riu and Mizuka just watch it explode

I also check Thanos Car && Shotgun

2 charges!!

Attack Ship J explodes for 21k damage. Huh. No Fire Elemental this time.
Check: Thanos Car && Shotgun = Deviant Destroyer. A big purple gun, used to probably destroy Deviants, which only seem to be half of everything.
[A] Deviant Destroyer. +20,000 Attack. 50% Accuracy.

JOEbob said:
23/50
"Ah, that reminds me. Everyone who's wondering about the Newcomer, He's a completely different kind of descended from everyone else"
"For reasons that are definitely, absolutely not Him being from the future."
"I'm from the same place as Him, Except I came in the form of a mind to possess my (don'tsaypastdon'tsaypast)uh... Other self."
"All for a game of pebbletopia."

Bonus: do Prism Blade && descended energy

Standard: I stab myself with a homeopathic sword.
That is, I stab myself with water which might have a little bit of metal on it.
Since the sword is super-diluted, I get the opposite effect, which by the power of fish is good for me.
Health healed? I look at FF, and focus... shimmering hand-shapes extend from my headband, quickly moving forwards to grab the swissarmyknifemodder (which bends like a mirage and appears in the Facility's [artefact for future analysis] room which it might not have had before but does now), The Ferrous nanogauntlet (gets tossed like a boomerang and caught (then worn temporarilly) by Zeyron) and the Prism Blade (which I simply hold on to for now (If Astrec manages to give out all his alchemies without me needing to use actions, the crossed-out bit happens instead.)

You acquire Astrec's Artifacts.
Prism Blade && descended energy = Light Energy.

W32Coravint said:
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_044_riu >> ACTION
I throw a V-Cube 6 at a 3A, causing it to become a cubic 9W light bulb by conceptual summation logic. It promptly falls to the ground and shatters.
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_028_mizuka >> CHARGE
3 charges, wooo!!
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_282_KuruminLSTM >> ALCHEMY
I check (QuantumSuit Armor [IndustrialCraft 2] && NanoSuit Armor [IndustrialCraft 2]).

The 3A dodges away.
You gain your +20 Charge!
Check: QuantumSuit Armor [IndustrialCraft 2] && NanoSuit Armor [IndustrialCraft 2] = Industrial Armor. A well-crafted, High-scientifical protective suit.
[A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC.

paradoxdragon said:
17/50

I expend 5 charges to boost my singing and Orchestrating Skills to Superhuman Levels as I begin waving the Music of Creation to first begin with the First few bars of the Song of Reality before jumping into the composition I hope will summon a Guardian against the Hole in the Void and it's Various Entities....
The End,and the Rebirth
The First Creation
The Great Seal
Final Guardian
I Pray this is enough

Using the Music of Creation, you weave together a massive construct of black, lined with white. A shockwave reverberates with each step it takes towards the hole.
Harmonious Incarnate Summoned.

Karpinsky said:
38/50
~~~~~~
I take out a Robot Surgeon and assign it to heal myself. Then, when it's done its work, I put it away. The battlefield is not ready.

You heal yourself for 5 Hp.

Ender_Smirk said:
I begin trying to think of a solution to this issue with the portal beings. I then pull a tiny chunk of red matter from my pocket. I get an idea. I begin using that red matter as a seed, making a large quantity simply grow off the original bit of red matter.
1/50
Neutron Edge && Graphene

You pull for yourself some Red Matter.
Neutron Edge && Graphene = Carbon Sword. A sword with diamondlike durability.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
8/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
And then the 3As could be the... Portal People, cause they all teleport and stuff.
Realizing that his Attack Ship is really useless, LJG hops into his guitar case. He comes out with a metronome (Beat Tracking Instrument) and a few rubber bands (Elasticity Instruments). He attaches the rubber bands to the swinging arm of the metronome and then wraps the other ends around the different switches and stuff on the Attack Ship's remote. This allows the Attack Ship to fly around and actually do stuff.
Next, we should call the Object_Es the Rods of Pop. Get it, because they go pop and break and they go pop and teleport. Yeah... I need to work on that.

Entity Stuff:
Pipe Orcan fires at ships I-K.
The attack ship attempts to attack O5.

Entities ordered!

FlamingFlapjacks said:
23/40
"Thanks for the charge, now"
GOGOGOGOOGOGOOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOOGSHITIDEATHSOON
Preview; Prism Blade && Clear Thought
clear thought's the one with clockwork and time powers btw
Death's Ankh and Clear Thought are handed off to Nedben.
ROD GOES TO TOG.
Ferrous Nanogauntlet Swissarmyknifemodder And Prism Blade are all handed to JOE and if I run out of actions, I allow him to take them
Astrec then gazes P5.
He then proceeds to summon a bubble shield around the two of them, sealing them in, leaving only him to face the obliterating attack I assume is coming.

You throw your artifacts away to your allies, and summon a bubble field around you and P5. However, as there is a significant distance between the two of you, a lot more things are in the shield than you probably intended it to be.
Preview: Prism Blade && Clear Thought = Sword of Glass. This weapon brings clarity to those who wield it.
[A] Sword of Glass. +30,000 Attack. +10% Accuracy.

Ender_Smirk said:
Time to use my plan. I burn this turns CP, and the last action's to instantaneously teleport the red matter (Discluding the seed that I am keeping) around all of the extradimensional entities in an instant wherein no one else is attacking them, and no one is in the radius past them. There is now an orb shrinking in on them, forcing them near the portal. Because this stuff is unstable it is likely radioactive. It is also fairly tough as far as I can tell. This should buy us a minimum of a turn, more if I can keep it till I can strengthen it next turn. If no one attacks it, I should be good.
Neutron Edge && Graphene

Using two charge, you attempt to spread Red Matter in a sphere around the [???]-Aligned entities, only to find you don't have enough Red Matter to do that. Charges Refunded.
Neutron Edge && Graphene = Dense Carbon. It's Dense Carbon.

Predictably, P5 Destroys Astrec. The Attack Ships then focus fire on the Descended, temporarily putting Winkins and JOE out of commission as well. The Neckbeasts are then directed to pick up the dropped artifacts, and OH MY GOODNESS THEY LOOK SO CUTE WITH ALL YOUR STUFF.
+3 PG Morale
-15 AG Morale

3 3As pick up the leftover artifacts, and last one puts a sizable dent into the Universal Shield. The 05 creature slices the Newcomer for 6 damage, but doesn't obscure his healthbar. The Amalgamation uses Oblivion on the Harmonious Incarnate, dealing 360k damage. On the other side, something laughs.

The Newcomer grits his teeth, and creates a flat plane of ground for him and 05 to stand on. Holding the Orange Lance before him, he uses 3 charges to increase the pull of gravity on his enemy, forcing it to fall to the floor, which was no easy feat, given that it is mostly made of solid, inflexible stone. With the creature immobilized, he beheads it with a calculated strike to the neck (of course), and picks up it's sword. He then reads the next section of the Descendancy Guide:

[7] What can't we do?

With one of the greatest powers possible, it's important to remember your limitations. That's right, unfortunately, you can't actually do absolutely anything.

The first thing you need to keep in mind is that you still can't bring back the dead. Now, you can definitely resurrect the dead if an afterlife system exists in the Void, but you still can't remake a soul if it's been destroyed. There are no exceptions to this.

Just as important, is that you can't rollback your actions. Altering reality is like writing with a pen: You can't erase your mistakes, and if you try, you'll leave behind an even bigger mark. So be careful with what you do. Know what you wish to accomplish, and be prepared for anything that may come with it.

It's possible, but I would not recommend using time travel. There is a police force tasked with eliminating travelers patrolling the Timestream. They can and will kill anything that enters. They will know if you are somewhen you aren't supposed to be. Do not Time Travel.

Your powers have a limited range. The further away something you're trying to alter is, the less effective it is. Your powers are strongest when acting in your immediate vicinity. As a rule of thumb, your powers are strongest in your line of sight.

The Newcomer sighs. "Oh, right. I forgot the Time P-" His words are cut short by the sudden appearance of a Police Van, which emerges from a portal mere centimeters from his face, and continues through him. The Newcomer crashes through the window of the vehicle, taking 10 damage.
"Freeze, Metachron!" shouts a young officer, pointing his Timepiece at the new occupant.
Before anything worse could happen, The Newcomer pulls the weapon out of his aggressor's shaking hands with some sort of telekinesis, and casts "Ironguard" on himself, phasing through the floor of the Van. Now outside, he unloads the weapon's clip into the tires of the Van, causing it to veer of course. He then tosses the gun towards 3A 3, who dodges the biometric error explosion.
"JOE IF I EVER GET BACK I SWEAR I WILL ABRACADABRA YOU WITH THE MOST POWERFUL ATTACK YOU WILL EVER FEEL"
+3 AG Morale

Auma throws Attack Ship L at 3A 1, dealing 70k damage to both of them. The Pipe Orcan plays a song to Attac Ships I, J, and K, causing J to explode. Leather Jacket Guy's Attack Ship, without an 05 to target, shoots 3A 2 for 20k damage instead. The Propganda Machine dispenses it's media, lowering PG Morale, and the Alchemy Pool continues being an Alchemy Pool.
-4 PG Morale
+3 AG Morale

Itinerary:
Break through the Universal Shield.
Astrec, close the hole in the Void.
Facility Information

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: Law. Weakens Light.
PG MORALE: 56%
AG MORALE: 42%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] P5.
[PG] Attack Ships 1-G. 83,000/100,000 Hp. x16
[PG] Attack Ships H & I. 8,000/100,000 Hp. x2
[PG] Universal Shield. ██████/500,000 Hp. Blocking Entry into Universe!
[PG] Apocalypse Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[PG] Anti-Spacecraft Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships.
[PG] Smart Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.
[PG] Astral Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Space Energy Charges: 5.
[PG] The Other Astral Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Space Energy Charges: 5.
[PG] Ascended Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Ascended Energy Charge: 1
[PG] Chrono-Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 1.
[PG] Technano-Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack.
[PG] Neckbeast of All Trades. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.

[A] 18D.

[N] Time Police Junior Officer. 25,000/25,000 Hp. Gunless!
[N] Time Police Senior Heavy Officer. 48,000/48,000 Hp. 30,000 SHP. [A] Complete Ejector Minigun. +35,000 Attack. +20% Accuracy. Biometric Identification!

[???] Hole In The Void. Creatures entering.
[???] 3A 1. 85,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 2. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[???] 3A 2. 190,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 2. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. Light Energy Charges: 12.
[???] 3A 3. 88,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 2. [A] 18D.
[???] 3A 4. 190,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 3. [A] 18D.
[???][ELITE] The Amalgamation. ██████/160,000 Hp. Blood: 2/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 2/5. Metal: 4/7. Godmod: 11/11. Immune to Magic. 4 AC.

[???] The Newcomer. 4/28 Hp. Charge: 44/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 2/6. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 1. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. x2.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. ██████/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 160,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[AG-ORIGIN] Attack Ship. 57,000/100,000 Hp. Defected!
[AG-TOG] Propaganda Machine. 5,000/5,000 Hp. Increases Defection Chance by 10%!
[AG-FlamingFlapjacks] Alchemy Pool. 20,000/20,000 Hp. [A] Orange Lances. x2. Space Energy Charges: 6. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] ???. +36,000 Attack.
[AG-ParadoxDragon][ELITE] Harmonious Incarnate. 550,000/1,000,000 Hp. 200% Accuracy. Four Rounds Left!
~~[AG]~~ Winkins. 0/20 Hp.
~~[AG]~~ Astrec. 0/20 Hp. ~~[A]~~ The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized!
[AG] ParadoxDragon 12/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 3/11. +13,000 Attack. [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge. [A] Music of Creation. Durability: 2/3.
~~~~[AG]~~ JOE. 0/24 Hp. +4 MHP, Three Rounds!~~
[AG] Smirk. 20/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. x2. [A] Power Armour. +2 AC. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Carbon Sword. +30,000 Attack. +15% Accuracy. [A] Dense Carbon.
[AG] Karpinsky. 13/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG] Nedben. 20/20 Hp. [A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack.
[AG] TOG. 20/20 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.

@O.R.I.G.I.N. and @Nedben receive a +2.

DCCCV · Jan 30, 2019

JOEbob said:
24/50
I respawn. voices come from empty air, since I have no mouth to speak with.
"What? how did [I] diHey, I'm pretty sure the time police weren't a thing in the totally-not-the-future place we came from!"
"If they were well I didn't know that."
"Hey can you help me get all that stuff back I don't like having 0 AC and nothing to mess with"

You remain dead for now. Respawning takes longer now.
The Newcomer sighs. "Are you sure about that? I really don't want to hurt these Giraffes."

The Ego said:
20/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Propaganda machine: did you know that some AGs get to wield artifacts of immense power?
Auma: Use light to create heat. Use the heat to killify P5.
Iron Godlem: uh

Guess he took the bait, huh?
While P5 is wielding the artifact I threw at him, he's technically vulnerable. I take advantage of that by dashing at him at high speeds. I bring Za Rodo down on his head, smashing his nebulous form with Oblivion energies. Said energy seeps into his cranium, interfering with whatever simulation of mental faculties are running that poor ghosty bastard.
While P5 is busy being incapable of acting, I spin around and bat the 18D into his face using Za Rodo as the bat. Somehow, the 18D gets stuck on his head. It's a bit of a loose fit, meaning I could fit a few dozen caltrops in there. I do so.
I then slap P5 back and forth, shaking up everything inside the 18D (aka his face and the caltrops), confusing, concussing and cutting him up brutally. Because of how RAW treats Caltrops, P5 also trips over them, despite them being stuck in 18D with his head instead of on the floor he's standing on.
Hey, don't question RAW.
I take advantage of P5 being concussed, blind, mentally damaged and prone to perform an ultimate sneak-strike coup-de-grace assassination technique, wherein I summon up a Vorpal Axe (we have many) and, because of all the sneak-assassination-de-grace bonuses, has maximum rolls and instantly decapitates him. He probably didn't need that, right?
Anyways, I kick P5's head around some more because why not. Meanwhile, I lock his body into The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which I have complete control over. I summon an infinite amount of enemies in that game and make him incapable of defending himself. Also I lock his character model in a tpose (or, since he's headless, Tpose).

P5 never did actually pick up the artifact, but you counter one of his actions this round, as he wastes time trying to recompose himself.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
11/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Oh no, the police! I gotta hide, gotta hide. Or, I guess I could...
LJG takes out a trombone. You can tell that he keeps it well. It still has the mute on and it's so shiny. He heads over to the Time Police Officers. He points the trombone at the Senior Heavy Officer. He starts to play the 1812 overture, a prideful tune for great victories. He gets to the final note and a bang is heard through the audience. The mute goes flying off of the trombone and straight at the Senior Heavy Officer. Strange, the only way to make that happen is if... this trombone has been tampered with.
Gonna steal a police van. Gonna steal a police van.

The Trombone deals 5k damage to the Senior Heavy Officer.
"You are interfering with official Time Police Business! Hunter! Go apprehend him."
"Y-yes, sir!"

The Ego said:
21/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Propaganda machine: did you know that some AGs get to wield artifacts of immense power?
Auma: Use light to create heat. Use the heat to killify P5.
Iron Godlem: uh

I scan P5 as to why the explosive runes didn't explode.

I perform a legendary Elvish Triple Spin Kick on P5's decapitated head, kicking it far off into space.

Your scan of P5 indicates that despite being capable of intense psionic abilities, the body itself has no mental activity whatsoever. This might also be because he's a reality warper, just like you.

Ender_Smirk said:
Carbon Sword && Lightsaber.
I proceed to place the red matter into a pocket universe that just began existing. Anyone knows that new universes have the tendency to build lots of something you throw into it. This causes that pocket universe to start building me more Red Matter. (Practically speaking, I make a red matter generator.)
3/50

Carbon Sword && Lightsaber = Collapsible Cutter. An impossibly thin monomolecular line which can be extended from a handle. Be careful to hold it the right way.
You make yourself quite a bit of Red Matter!

Enerald_Mann said:
36/50

The girl grins, nodding and twirling around her broadsword, then making it disappear, as if it simply moved behind a metaphysical wall, nodding to the guard. "Then take me there. I've got some work to do..."

/wip

Nedben said:
16/50 (+2 newcomer) Why wait? Kill them. Break existence. A shard of me was like them once. It made the very natures implausible and medicine-passport for colors which needed it. Ignore the monster's genocidal ravings. He is a fool sometimes...

That tale of ink reminds me, I need to pick up some work. I'll start with blotting up the work of others. Shouldn't be repetitivenessblocked because she needs these boats, so...With a hug, I intensify to the point of replicadanger an attack ship, overwhelming it with itself. Cancerous growth, malign intercession, the very components duplicating into uselessness and breaking free of their holds. Spare parts turn to floods, struts smash into themselves, crewmembers experiencing mitotic derangement, sensitive components fall on top of copies, gore of metal as the boat essentially crashes into itself over and over, duplicated parts breaking free of their holds.

BONUS: Store Catherine's Manual and the Fragment Gameboard Maker in my nonartifact inventory space for callbacks, with the repetitiveness-ruined railgun and the FTL Interference Device.

Your consumption of multiple crafts in an incredibly short period of time spontaneously turns you into a spaceship.
-2 PG Morale.
+2 AG Morale.

Winkins said:
27 Charges(On hold)

A digital clock takes the place of my body as it counts down.

Your first action towards respawning!

Nedben said:
17/50 Go, and kill, and love and serve your lord. Newcomer, watch your health! I'd offer a Dia but I'm not action-distinct yet.

I make a phonecall for fiendish assistance. Let's get negotiating, shall we? See what the fiends have to offer, but we've got to understand what's up before any deals get made. No rushing agreements or smooth talk here, we've got to figure out services on the table before we can so much as talk contract terms, knowing this economy.

BONUS: Cruxite Dowel (from alchemiter internal process) && Antonio Salieri Portrait

"Hello, Nedben. Hello, Altrin. Let's talk."
Cruxite Dowel (from alchemiter internal process) && Antonio Salieri Portrait = Blank Cruxite Bust. A blue pedestal, perfect for holding the likeness of someone on.

paradoxdragon said:
18/50

I heal up the Harmonious Incarnate with my Shadowscythe

You heal the Harmonious Incarnate for 100k. It's sounds become more refined.

JOEbob said:
25/50
having metaphysically respawned, I push myself up off the ground with one hand as the rest of my body finishes becoming visible. My eyes are glowing a dimish cyan, laced with gold
"Wh... hello, teal persoouuumnmngh"
As the text changes color, the gold patterns grown and replace the cyan.
"Man, It would be Nice if people stopped making my 'job' harder. By, oh, I dunno, not killing me."
"Ugh... Anyway, Your move was... digging, and a ritual, 'n... There."
"Astrec, It's your move, as soon as you finish being dead."
Then, it's time to act. So I do.
Taking a quick step back from the Pebbletopia platform...
[Bonus: do The Temporal Glob alchemization that I checked but haven't done yet]
I turn around and one hand glows a red hue. With a flicker, I land next to the other Astral Neckbeast.
"Mine."
My hand shoots out and crashes into its neck, pulverising the bones [13k of total attack power thus far]. with a flash, the beast dies, and with another movement I'm wearing the Spaced Out Headband again [+35k attack; minimum attack is now 35k]. turning towards the Smart neckbeast [-13k] and Other Astral Neckbeast [-18k] next, making sure not to see the other neckbeasts 'alive' status, I use the Spaced Out Headband to continue the attack, celestial bolts slamming into them and crumbling them to dust. with a moment of mental focus, the Mantle is drawn around me oncemore, and I place the Cerebrocrown on my head. Two, Maybe Three beasts left, but I've only got around 4k, maybe 10k attack left, right? Left. Pulsing the Temporal Glob's energy through my being, I take advantage of the knowledge that the last turn only has One Time-van coming through, meaning they won't react more for my violation. I go flying through time, landing at the beginning of this turn- While I'm still respawning. Back in the previous action slot. I don't know if I'll get another action wholesale, But I will be in an action timeslot where I haven't used an attack alchemy yet, so I dash towards the other neckbeasts headfirst, using the cerebrocrown's blunt force flavourtext. [+33k atk]
Slamming into the Chrono-neckbeast [-13k], I pulverize all the bones in their arm and grab eternities eradicator,Before backflipping and landing, headfirst, on the Technano neckbeast [-18k, leaving me with minimum 6k]. Having pierced through their defence through superior firepower, I re-wear the nanoplate, boosting my base attack for this action by 5k, leaving me with a minimum of 11k attack left. However, that's not quite enough necessarilly, which is a shame, so if I don't have enough action juice left to utterly pulverise the ascended neckbeast into scrap by ripping off all their limbs and tearing what passes for their mind into pieces while cutting channels into their bones to use a blood magic spell on them to drain their blood to boost my attack, I expend 1 spatial charge to finish them off, grabbing every item I had in the end.
Then, I return to the pebbletopia table.
Math, collected:
Base of at least 13k damage starts the attack; if there isn't enough, I expend a normal player charge.
to be anti-generous to myself, I assume no attack damage left at this point, but I get the SOH
so 35k -13k = 22k, 22k -18k= 4k. Temp.Glob used, +33k = 37k, 37k -13k -18k = 6k, 6k +5k for nanoplate =11k, less then 13, but very close.

You respawn, and make yourself a glob of Temporal Energy.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
12/30 THUNDERSTRUCK
You know what cops, you should quit while you're ahead.
LJG breaks out into a dance. It looks like he's doing some slow karate chops. He slowly shifts around on his feet. He bends over and then leans back. And then, he breaks out into the full robot, shifting around in a very slow, deliberate way. After he does this for a second, his arm transforms into an arm cannon. He proceeds to fire this at the Time Police Senior Heavy Officer. After firing a rounds, his arm tuns back into a regular arm.
Generic references. The best type.
Negotiating:

You know cops, I've got a space ship and a giant orc behind me. You guys help me, and there's no problem. In return, I promise to attempt to follow your Time Cop rules so that you guys don't get fired. Do we have a deal?
Entity Orders:
The Pipe Orcan points his arm cannons at Time Police Junior Officer and Time Police Senior Heavy Officer. If they attack anyone, it attacks them. Otherwise, it just sits there. Its trunk scans the area, patiently waiting to see if Time Police Officers show up, firing at them if they do.
The Attack Ship will fire at the Time Police Senior Heavy Officer if he attacks. It otherwise just sits there.

You shoot the Time Police Senior Heavy Officer again, for 20k damage.
"So what? We don't negotiate with lawbreakers."
Entities Ordered.

Ender_Smirk said:
Carbon Sword || Lightsaber
I look around, and see the cops attacking the newcomer. Since he is the reason I am here in the first place, I won't just let them hurt him. I quickly rush over, placing my hand on his shoulder, and healing energy flows into him. I manage to drain all my charge into it. I am awful at not using charge in healing, aren't I? "Let's not fall down just yet, shall we?" I prepare to fight next turn.

You heal The Newcomer for 6 health.
Carbon Sword || Lightsaber = Light^2Saber. A Light Lightsaber. This is going to be confusing.

paradoxdragon said:
19/50

I give a rousing speech to our Forces to better their morale

I instruct the Harmonious Incarnate to Smash the Amalgamation

+1 AG Morale, Entities Ordered.

W32Coravint said:
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_028_mizuka >> CHARGE
24 charges, I guess? Why am I on charge duty?
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_044_riu >> ALCHEMY
I alchemize the Industrial Armor.
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_282_KuruminLSTM >> ACTION
I subject the Smart Neckbeast, and if that dies during the attack, Attack Ship G, to a series of abysmally made meme games. First off is Connecticut: The Classic American State.

Literally the entire state of Connecticut - or a copy of it, at least, including the mantle and core of the Earth situated directly under the state's borders all the way to the center of the Earth, condensed into a single, physics-defyingly hot and dense ball of matter, falls onto the Neckbeast, causing it to be crushed under the weight of the classic American State.

The next game is This Meme is Not Funny Anymore: Get a Job. The Neckbeast is forced to get a job at Burger King, where it stands in foot lettuce while taking orders just about as well as the Angry German Kid, and promptly gets fired, causing it to be declared grounded grounded grounded for 99999999999999999 years. By grounded, of course, I mean it is tied by an indestructible, inescapable metal cable to a pole in a pocket dimension for almost a hundred quadrillion years while intense arcs of electricity strike it every microsecond.

NEXT *CLAP* GAME *CLAP*: Connect Two Plus Two Is Four: The Classic Minus One That's Three Quick Maths Game. The Neckbeast is brutally assaulted by several million decimal digits of pi, which proceed to declare Numberwang and run off with it into the land of Balanced Ternary. This does nothing except cause the Neckbeast to atomically disassociate into protons, neutrons, and electrons, corresponding to the +1, 0, and -1 digits in balanced ternary. Then Big Shaq declares that the Neckbeast is "not hot", causing it to freeze to absolute zero at an accelerated rate, and then shatter.

You destroy the Smart Neckbeast, and deal 22k damage to Attack Ship G.
Was this worth it?
-2 PG Morale.

The Attack Ships attempt to shoot down 3A 2, but only deal 150k damage to it. The Neckbeasts all spring into various states of action. The Apocalypse Neckbeast Bodyguards the Anti-Spacecraft Neckbeast, who attacks Leather Jacket Guy's spaceship for 38k damage. The Astral Neckbeast and the Other Astral Neckbeast use their 10 Charges to COMBINE with each other to form the Fractal Astral Neckbeast, which is actually some sort of perfect beautiful being. The Ascended Neckbeast Ascends into the Propaganda Machine by moving beyond biased facts and statements. The Chrono-Neckbeast uses it's powers over time to rewind the Alchemy Pool to a point where it never existed. The Technano-Neckbeast Hacks into W32's Industrial Armour to deal a slightly disappointing 1 damage to them. Finally, the Neckbeast of All Trades decides that it wants to grow up to be just like Astrec. It picks up what you recieved from Mirror Godarm, and T R A N S F O R M S.
-2 AG Morale

The Time Police Junior Officer punches Leather Jacket Guy in the face, shatters his hand on his face, and clutches it in pain. The Time Police Senior Officer fires The Mass Ejection Minigun at the Newcomer, dealing 9 Damage to him.
"A A A A A A"

3A 1 picks up an 18A, and the other 3A entities destroy the Universal Shield. The Amalgamation uses Godmod, firing a blast of energy into the hole in reality. This enlarges it enough for a massive winged black being to enter. As it's large purple eyes scan the battlefield, it smiles with a mouth full of pointed white teeth.
"Mortals. Through your actions, you have allowed me to manifest the barest fraction of my power into this realm. I will enjoy your sacrifices. Thank you."
"Are you all seeing this? I'm really wondering whether I should help you or not right now."
-5 PG Morale

The Newcomer heals himself to full using 39 charge. "I don't think I'm allowed to fight this thing without causing a time paradox. You're on your own."

As Auma's light will have no effect on P5, he chooses instead to use his powers to reveal a digit of his Hp. The Pipe Orcan soundblasts the Time Police, forcing them to retreat. Because that happened, the Attack Ship can repair itself in peace for 10k healing. The Harmonious Incarnate strikes at the Amalgamation, dealing heavy damage.
+1 AG Morale.

Itinerary:
???
Facility Information

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: All Will Perish. All Non-[???] Entities are Cursed.
PG MORALE: 50%
AG MORALE: 41%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] P5.
[PG] Attack Ships 1-F. 83,000/100,000 Hp. x15
[PG] Attack Ship G. 61,000/100,000 Hp.
[PG] Apocalypse Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[PG] Anti-Spacecraft Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships.
[PG] Fractal Astral Neckbeast. 125,000/140,000 Hp. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC.
[PG] Ascended Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp.
[PG] Chrono-Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. Chronal Energy Charges: 1.
[PG] Technano-Neckbeast. 13,000/15,000 Hp. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack.

[A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.
[A] Orange Lances. x2. Space Energy Charges: 6.
[A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack.
[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.

[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 2,500,000/2,500,000 Hp.

[???] Hole In The Void. Creatures entering.
[???] 3A 1. 85,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 2. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] 18D.
[???] 3A 2. 40,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 2. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. Light Energy Charges: 12.
[???] 3A 3. 88,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 2. [A] 18D.
[???] 3A 4. 190,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 3. [A] 18D.
[???][ELITE] The Amalgamation. ██████/160,000 Hp. Blood: 2/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 2/5. Metal: 4/7. Godmod: 0/11. Immune to Magic. 4 AC.
[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 600,000/600,000 Hp. 240,000 Regen. +20,000 MHP per round. +8,000 Regen Per Round. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 50% Chance to Counter. Souls: 0.

[???] The Newcomer. 32/32 Hp. Charge: 7/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 2/6. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 1. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. x2.

[???] НЕЦКБЕАСТ. 36,000/216,000 Hp. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] ???. +36,000 Attack.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 2█████/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 160,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[AG-ORIGIN] Attack Ship. 29,000/100,000 Hp. Defected!
[AG-ParadoxDragon][ELITE] Harmonious Incarnate. 650,000/1,000,000 Hp. 200% Accuracy. Three Rounds Left!
[AG] Winkins. 0/20 Hp.
[AG] Astrec. 0/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized!
[AG] ParadoxDragon 12/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 3/11. +13,000 Attack. [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge. [A] Music of Creation. Durability: 2/3.
[AG] JOE. 24/24 Hp. +4 MHP, Three Rounds! [A] Glob of Temporal Energy. Temporal Energy Charges: 1.
[AG] Smirk. 20/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. x2. [A] Power Armour. +2 AC. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Carbon Sword. +30,000 Attack. +15% Accuracy. [A] Dense Carbon. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Light^2Saber. +35,000 Attack. +5% Accuracy.
[AG] Karpinsky. 13/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG] Nedben. 20/20 Hp. [A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone! Currently a spaceship: 100,000/100,000 Bonus Hp.
[AG] TOG. 20/20 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[AG] W32. 20/20 Hp. [A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC.

@Ender_Smirk Receives a +4.

DCCCV · Feb 1, 2019

The Ego said:
22/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Use sun and moon, light and void to destroy the Dark God
Iron Godlem: uh

I dash over to Auma and hand him the Rod.

I then grab Ice D and channel their alien energies into a generic blue beam of cinematic climaxes, forcing The Dark God to finish to enter the danger zone, aka the third act. You know what happens to villains in the third act, especially in a mediocre shonen anime like this.

Rod given to Auma. You make the Dark God enter the Third Act for 46k damage, but he laughs at you.

"How can you possibly seek to bring my end, when I am the End itself?"

paradoxdragon said:
20/40

I attempt to lower the counter chance of the Dark God with some Light Aspect and Light Divine Magic

His Counter Chance is slightly lowered, for this round and the next.

The Ego said:
23/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Use sun and moon, light and void to destroy the Dark God
Iron Godlem: uh

I grab the cerebrocrown and put that Int stat to good use.
That use is killing the Dark God.
I do that.

You think up a clever plan, that's sure to work! You'll have to tell me what it is later.

Ender_Smirk said:
I proceed to mode shift my armor again for this new boss. I enter Heavy Lifting mode, swapping out my current blade for my fancy Neutron Edge in one hand, using the other to wield the Unbreakable Katana.
0/50 (CP lost to activate mode)
Power Armour && Black Hole Bomb

You shift to Heavy Lifting Mode. Some AC converted to Attack Boosts.

Power Armour && Black Hole Bomb = Dead Star Plate. Power Armour made from material harvested from a pulsar.
"Word of advice? Neutronium is actually a terrible material to make mechsuits from. At that point, you can actually attract projectiles towards you."

Nedben said:
18/50 (Using) Foreign gods off the port bow!

Altrin, you drive. Nedben, you chitchat with Overfiend and representatives. This is like that time Carleah became the moon, right?

Hi, is this the line to buy souls as well as sell? I'm in the market for expendable entity labor in the face of considerable morale rolls and thrall spells so I'd be glad to hear what's for sale in the forcefully reliable department.

Targeted anti-thaumaturgical batteries online, Synthetic Noble Phantasm Mass Deployment: Counter Punishing Deicide! Assault The Dark God!

Branchinations and minor bodies scuttle to battle stations like a mobile grassland. Gun batteries shimmer and materialize, sub astra ignition mantras blending together into a hymn of destruction among rainbow signage. Flowers bloom, poetronachs thunder, 18 charge and the arms of a starship open fire with a rain of concentrated anti-divinity counter preparations. Shieldsand spins among the blasts, exalted reaction charms flickering among the counter spells and readied retaliation damage, blistering thorns and primordial challenges bellowing as a searing whip of chains that rule over gods.

If a counter activates from this attack, the Dark God will take an unhealthy dose of anti-deity attack on top of the attack itself. Wait, this was just part one?

Altrin what are you doing why- The spaceship turns into an anime mecha because this attack is sufficiently silly, and decides to go all out! Robo Mega Hakkerocalibur Image, Second of Third God Slaying Movement! He wields a laser as a melee weapon to swordsman multi slash the Dark God, then duplicates it with spy laser duping mirrors, then gets creative by tying up the enemy with the lasers before crushing them with it Amazing Sanzang Tiara style! Yeaaah! This is so impractical that it suddenly seems like a good idea to have tea, so we have a ship sized tea party then smash it into them. Is this Boston style? No, because he pulled out Death as a bullet and used a mecha handgun to shoot the god anyway, and unflips the tea party table back into existence to hit him out of the park.

The counters follow, and will process multiple times if this is multiple counters. Shhh, DTG logic fail-safes.

You the PEOPLE, if you want to take this existence you'll probably have to pry it from random gods' cold dead hands. It's hip for Godmodders these yesterdays to have god hunting squads, and we're not going to be held back by this anyway. If Nedben doesn't get away with trying to sell it on eBay to pay for minidrone treats and downloadable drugs, it's probably going to have to be properly dispelled or slain regardless.

BONUS: Will assisting another player's revival be unlocked with group charges and/or assist charges? Failing that, can it be done already by just throwing a few charges at them?

The first salvo of Anti-divinity deals 35k damage to the Dark God, tearing off pieces of his aura. These slivers slither towards you, intent on dealing a counterattack, only to be repelled back by your Spaceship half, which transforms into a mecha, and slices at the Dark God for another 72k damage.

"We currently have a bargain for 36 souls of the damned, which can be used for minion, artifact or building material at your leisure, no questions asked. If you endorse our services in the next public space you enter within the next... hour, they will be sent directly to your unauthorized Hypersigil, which will be legitimized. Do we have a deal?"

As for reviving fallen Descended with you own actions, that sounds like a gre-
"For Descended, the onus of making a new physical form should be on themselves. They should have the right to make their own bodies, with their own unique quirks. If you make a new body for them, chances are that they'll spend some time tweaking it to their standards."
...I hate that you have a point.

Winkins said:
Charge 28 (Will be adding next post)
REVIVE YEH OF THE LUNAR SANCTUMS.

A pebble expands to shape myself as I re-appear in the battlefield once more.

You return from the dead.

Nedben said:
1/50 Maria can work miracles.

Please hold for Descendant round-based perspective (or possibly chatlog elsewhere). We apologize for the inconvenience.

My calamitous master was once the very unsouls of nedbenkind. I shall bring forth a return. Heart Bombardment. ❤️

Explosive poison venom acid unsoul erupts from the gun ports in grenadelike nedbenheart format, drown-detonating on the Dark God. Since unsouls are the edgy antithesis of soul materials, this should send his soul counter into the negatives as well as deal damage. Ahaha.wav

BONUS: What is the charge cost to cast a 1-target Subversion (healing -> damage, damage -> healing) debuff for, say, 4 turns worth of regeneration-harm? Need to implode a Dark God here.

This move causes the Dark God to be healed for 5k. It looks like he is in fact already a negative soul.

Let's see, depending on what it is, "inverting" an enemy will cost different amounts of charge. In the case of the Dark God, I don't think you'll have enough charge to reverse him.

W32Coravint said:
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_028_mizuka >> CHARGE
25.
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_044_riu >> ALCHEMY
I grab the Cerebrocrown.
W32Coravint.obj_player_character_282_KuruminLSTM >> ACTION
I teleport an Attack Ship into Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, where a truck going at one undecillion miles per hour in reverse phases through it. This causes the area around both the truck and the Attack Ship to instantly speed up to infinity thanks to a "feature" of floating-point arithmetic. This also has the effect of pulling some relativistic stunt that causes both the truck and the Attack Ship to turn into a black hole, which promptly implodes because I said so, and my 20,000,000 IQ (Cerebrocrown invocation) is more than enough to make this true.

The Attack Ship promptly collapses into itself due to it's infinite mass, and makes a Black Hole.
+1 AG Morale
-1 PG Morale

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
13/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
You know what Iron Prince, we should work together on this one. We're all cursed anyways. Why not make everything more confusing?
LJG looks at the Dark God.
Man, those Greeks would enjoy this. They're always accepting new gods, aren't they?
LJG decides that now that he is fighting someone with "God" in their name, he needs to pull out the big guns. And by guns, of course he means instruments. He takes out his Stealth Kazoo from round... 33. Next, he grabs a tuba (Musical Instrument). He sticks the kazoo into the mouthpiece of the tuba. He then mounts the tuba onto his shoulder in a similar way to how one holds an RPG. He starts playing a song. It's a very simple song. It is made up of five notes, with each note being lower than the one before. The first set is very slow, allowing you to understand each note played. It then plays those same notes two more times, each time faster than before. Once this is done, LJG lets out a single loud, legato, whole note. It explodes through the void, but it isn't an explosion of sound. Instead, light blasts out of the tuba. Now, due to the unskilled playing of the note, the light is multi-colored and excessively bright. The light also covers a wide area, due to the tuba's wide opening in which sound is usually projected from. This allows the light to engulf the Dark God, eating away at it's dark exterior.
You know what, maybe I shouldn't tell the Greeks about him. He seems a bit... excessive.
Bonus Action:
LJG writes the word scan on the pipe orcan with a pen (Writing Instrument). Suddenly, he sees the Pipe Orcan with eyes not his own. As he looks at the Pipe Orcan, he hears a monolouge about it, stuff he already knows. However, it then gets to describing some sort of curse, and he listens, wondering what's wrong with it this time. (Scanning the curse)

"Correction, you are cursed. I'm staying away from all of this. Not going to send any assistance. What's here is all you're getting."
In a massive flash of light, you illuminate the Dark God for 35k damage, blowing away the veil of shadows surrounding it. You see-
Nothing. You saw nothing at all. Underneath all that darkness is nothing but more blackness.

Cursed: Take 20,000 Damage per Round. Bypasses AC.

Ender_Smirk said:
0/50(What, I am not wasting energy when I have a giant Dark God to kill. I am going all out)
I pull the Neutron Edge in front of me, feeling the weight of it. My suit clamps down on the blade, keeping it in my grip without any chance of losing it. I rush directly at our dark godly friend, and proceed to test the Edge. I take a leaping slash at the creature, thrusters appearing in the back of the suit, pushing me forwards towards the god. I slash down on the god's head, trying for a head splitting strike. As the strike falls, I slash the Unbreakable Katana into its neck. I then begin darting around the god, pulling quick slashes with the Unbreakable Katana, and pulling stabbing strikes into it with the Edge every time that I turn, keeping my assault going, until I feel like I am losing steam. Then I flip backwards, and warp the shape of spacetime to give step away from the god.
Power Armour || Black Hole Bomb

You miscalculate your strike, swinging wide and pinwheeling away, as the Neutron Edge displaces your center of mass. Your spinning is stopped by the massive hand of the Dark God, which crushes you for 13 Damage.
Power Armour || Black Hole Bomb. = Red Matter Suit. This is basically a bomb strapped to your head.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
OH COME ON WE DON'T PASSIVELY RESPA-
ahem. sorry, though i am kinda salty.

- = - = >respawn.

Winkins said:
33 Charges
Stretching the kinks out of my system, I wave my hand and summon a large gloved hand. Said hand proceeds to pinch away the Ship Destroyer from the Neckbeast and deposit it into my hands before slapping the critter to death.

You kill the

Anti-Spacecraft Neckbeast. It's pain resounds in your mind.
Was it worth it?

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
14/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Hmm... what if I just kind of... do something... strange...
LJG yanks a tennis racket (Whacking Instrument) and a tennis ball (Sporting Instrument) out of his guitar case. As he picks up the racket, it multiplies into a second. LJG drops the second and serves. The ball bounces once across his floating speaker and then... LJG hits it with the other racket. Except he's still at the other side of the speaker. But, he also just hit the ball. This can't go well. LJG one returns the ball to LJG two, which LJG two responds to by launching it almost straight up. The ball goes up for, a while. It then comes flying down, landing hard on the speaker. LJG 1's side of the speaker falls down to about a 45 degree angle, but then it recovers. LJG 1 is fortunately able to hit the ball back to LJG 2 before it would have flown up into the air again. The meteor known as the tennis ball flies straight at LJG 2. LJG 2 does a quick spin and uses the centrifugal force to hit the ball back. The flaming ball spins against his racket and then flies back to LJG 1. However, the ball suddenly stops in the middle of the speaker. A line of rackets had suddenly appeared, all tied together. acting as a sort of net used in regular tennis. It recoils all the way back to where LJG 1 is standing, and LJG 1 hits the ball. The elastic potential energy is released all at once and it flies back to LJG 2. LJG 2 tries to hit it back, but it seamlessly flies straight through the netting of his tennis racket. The ball flies straight into the Dark God, burning straight through him.
Does anyone have any Crocade? You know, the branded sports drink made by that one Florida football team. No? I could use some.
Entity Orders:
The Pipe Orcan fires at 3As 1-3.
The Attack Ship shoots at 3A 4.

You serve up the Dark God another 35k damage.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
Respawning^2, Electric Rebirthaloo

Welcome back to the land of the ambulatory.

paradoxdragon said:
21/50

I spam 2^64 Light Missiles at the Dark God

Harmonious Incarnate to continue smashing the Amalgamation

Your Light Missiles engulf the Dark God in a miniature Sun for 70k damage. The amount of energy concentrated in one place at one time creates a Kugelblitz, a black hole made from light, as energy is mass. The Dark God takes this black hole, as well as the other black hole created earlier, and merges them together. He then redirects both relativistic jets of his Black Hole at you. The cocktail of ionized matter and electromagnetic energy is easily absorbed by your Dark Armor, and you take 9 damage as your cells literally boil.

P5 recovers from his headless ordeal, and punches in an alchemiter combination: Bow && Eldritch Tentacle = Malversation. A massive metal archery implement, which requires an incredibly high strength to utilize effectively. When fully drawn, an arrow will be automatically nocked along it's pitch black bowstring. Wait, why am I even telling you thi-

In the span of time it has taken me to describe this, P5 has already broken the alchemy over his knee, causing it to bleed. Are bows supposed to bleed? I don't think so. With that accomplished, he teleports over to Auma, wraps the bowstring about his neck, and pulls tight, using it as a garotte.

While he continues to sit on Auma's shoulders, he makes another Alchemy: Sickle && Eldritch Tentacle = Malignancy. I'm not going to explain what this does this time. Immediately upon completion, the Sickle begins to spin through the air towards P5. The Fifth Praetorian whispers something into Auma's ear. Whatever it is, it causes the Wizard-God to lower The Rod. P5 drops one of the bow handles, and puts his hand right behind Auma's elbow. Malignancy flies into his hands, shearing off that arm for 130k damage. P5 retrieves his Rod. This triumph is undercut by his sudden cringing of pain from being afflicted by the Curse, now that he's vulnerable.

The Attack Ships focus on 3A 1, and shoot it for a very much reduced 60k damage. The Apocalypse, Technano and Ascended Neckbeasts fall, but not before their Chronal Brother defeated 3A 1 first. The Astral Fractal Neckbeast destroys 3A 2 in retaliation for what happened.
-3 PG Morale

The remaining 3A creatures attack the Harmonious Incarnate for 100k, while the Amalgamation uses Blood to steal 75k Hp from the Harmonious Incarnate for itself. The Dark God himself generates two spheres of unreal energies, and hurls the first at the Pipe Orcan. This deals 100k damage to it, applying a stack of Enthrall and Curse to it as well. The sheer power of this attack washes over Auma and the Harmonious Incarnate for 50k (30k for Auma), and destroys НЕЦКБЕАСТ and the Attack Ship as well. The Dark God then throws his second sphere directly at the Harmonious Incarnate, dealing 100k to it, applying more Curse, dealing another 30k damage to Auma, and 10 to the Newcomer, Winkins, and Astrec. He then regenerates, and gets even stronger. The Pipe Orcan plays a countersong, disrupting the Harmonious Incarnate for 30k, as well as TOG and JOE for 6 damage.
-3 AG Morale

The Newcomer shudders as the Curse of the Dark God wracks his body. Grabbing the Prism Blade and Eternity's Eradicator, he holds along with his Orange Lance before Auma.
"My lord, don't you dare die on me. Not while there's a war to be won."

He infuses Auma with a cocktail consisting of his own pooled charge, and the power contained within these artifacts together, in an attempt to heal body. Time to rewind the immediate trauma, Space in an effort to reattatch his arm, and Light, to remove the healthbar obscuration. The procedure is a semi-success, as Auma is healed for 120k, but his arm remains severed. Noticing this, The Newcomer fetches the Swissarmyknifemodder as a replacement.
"Here you go."

Auma, now recovered, focuses his Light in a concentrated blast towards the Dark God, damaging him for 150k.

[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 452,000/620,000 Hp. 248,000 Regen. +20,000 MHP per round. +8,000 Regen Per Round. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 45% Chance to Counter. Souls: 0. Counter Lowered, 1 round left.
Attack: 100,000x2
Passive: Blast Radius. The Dark God's Primary Attacks deal 50% damage to the four entities in proximity to the intended target.
Passive: Soul Eater. The Dark God gains an extra life for each Elite entity slain.
Passive: Counter. Any attack that is successfully Countered is reflected back at the attacker at 200% potency, for a maximum of 100k damage. This also Curses the Entity.
Passive: All will Perish. All entities unaligned with The Dark God are Cursed.
Passive: ???, requires scanning to unlock.

Cursed: Take 20,000 Damage per Round. Bypasses AC.
Thrall: Join [???].

Well, that was suprisingly informative. The Harmonious Incarnate Smashes the Amalgamation for another 80k damage, leaving it close to death. With no other AG entities attacking, all the vulnerable players take 4 damage from being cursed. This kills ParadoxDragon.
-10 AG Morale

Itinerary:
???
Facility Information

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: All Will Perish. All Non-[???] Entities are Cursed.
PG MORALE: 46%
AG MORALE: 29%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] P5. 96/100. [A] Malfeasance. +10,000 Attack. +15% Dodge. [A] Malignancy. +10,000 Attack. Steals Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[PG] Attack Ships 1-F. 63,000/100,000 Hp. x15

[PG] Fractal Astral Neckbeast. 105,000/140,000 Hp. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC.

[A] Orange Lances. x2. Space Energy Charges: 6.
[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack.
[A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[A] 18D.
[A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1. x2
[A] ???. +36,000 Attack.
[A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 2/11. +13,000 Attack.
[A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge.
[A] Music of Creation. Durability: 2/3.

[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 2,480,000/2,500,000 Hp.

[???] Hole In The Void. Creatures entering.
[???] 3A 3. 88,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 2. [A] 18D.
[???] 3A 4. 190,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 3. [A] 18D.
[???][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 33,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 3/5. Metal: 5/7. Godmod: 2/11. Immune to Magic. 4 AC.
[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 452,000/620,000 Hp. 248,000 Regen. +20,000 MHP per round. +8,000 Regen Per Round. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 45% Chance to Counter. Souls: 0. Counter Lowered, 1 round left.
[???-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 60,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge. Cursed, Enthralled 1 round.

[???] The Newcomer. 18/32 Hp. Charge: 0/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 3/6. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. x2. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 171,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-ParadoxDragon][ELITE] Harmonious Incarnate. 260,000/1,000,000 Hp. 200% Accuracy. Two Rounds Left! Cursed!
[AG] Winkins. 6/20 Hp. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships.
[AG] Astrec. 6/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized!
~~[AG]~~ ~~ParadoxDragon 0/20 Hp.~~
[AG] JOE. 14/24 Hp. +4 MHP, Two Rounds! [A] Glob of Temporal Energy. Temporal Energy Charges: 1.
[AG] Smirk. 3/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. x2. [A] Power Armour. Mode: Heavy Lifting. +7,000 Attack. +1 AC. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Carbon Sword. +30,000 Attack. +15% Accuracy. [A] Dense Carbon. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Light^2Saber. +35,000 Attack. +5% Accuracy. [A] Dead Star Plate. +6 AC. -25% Dodge. [A] Red Matter Suit. +5 AC. Explodes when attacked.
[AG] Karpinsky. 9/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG] Nedben. 8/20 Hp. [A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone!
[AG] TOG. 10/20 Hp. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. Next attack will Crit.
[AG] W32. 16/20 Hp. [A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC.

@Nedben and @Ender_Smirk Recieve +2 Charge.

DCCCV · Feb 5, 2019

Nedben said:
4/50 Bachelor/Haruspex good ship (+2 assist)

You are already here. Thus, the end is.

Slam the back cover of the book and also reality onto the Dark God, thus ending the story. This action prioritizes moving them back into the Hole in the Void over dealing damage to the point of being non-damaging and thus a relocation action instead of an attack if possible.

@Overfiend Uh, I think we'll have some issues with public place getting for a while, Godmodder-destroying wild hunt obligation and all that. Also, some fellow attackers in this war have a bad habit of consuming a large amount of time within a turn-based abstraction, hours specifically might be inconvenient. What's your negotiation outlook on alternative timescale and preferred distribution places?

Related questions on doing so before we make deals (sorry for the question barrage, Descendant time and stuff means textwalls are faster for back and forth):
-Do you have any preferred distribution media, or specific qualities/sticker plans to advertise?
-Is this a general purpose business number to distribute, or do you have a different number/communication you want publicized?
-What's your company's big ideological outlook, vision summary, or mission statement that would work for advertising?
-What about advertising campaigns and media that need to be consistent?
-Do you have any target audiences and secondary demographics to reach out to?
-Any areas to avoid you want respected/have already interacted with enough to establish market/lack-thereof?
-How 'public' are we talking here?
-Are you aware of a certain alchemiter creating knockoff versions of various weapons and tools from various polities?
-Do you have any political affiliations with the Godmodder's PEOPLE, Nihil Magna, or other voidic and universal that we need to worry about?

BONUS: What's the outlook (charge cost, 'just throw the godmodder at it', or 'use specific power that's not Astrec', etc.) to remove the 'Can only be closed by person who opened it' quality from the hole in the void? It's probably not going to look good, but if we simply use a certain offender as a battering ram indefinitely elsewhere, we can just make this problem remain a problem indefinitely until Her Godmodding overturns all that is.

Your attempt is a partial success, as you push 10k MHP worth of The Dark God back through the Portal, but not his entirety.

"Ah, yes. You will need to advertise our services within the universe right beneath you, in front of at least 36 people, word of mouth will do. Who they are is irrelevant, there is no such thing as bad publicity. This number is for you and me only, avenues of communication will be provided to those who seek us. We are aware of the Alchemiter's capability to forge exclusive documents, and are looking for a way to patch this vulnerability. Finally, our political leanings should not concern you."

paradoxdragon said:
>respawning

#ФАТЕЧОСЕН

Nedben said:
5/50 seduce the void

I sacrifice the Godmodder's absence to fire a burst of social presence as a pushgun to pressure the Dark God back out of voidreality and signal the Godmodder she has top forces in extreme danger.

BONUS: Take the Shadowskin and equip it.

You push 25k Hp of the Dark God into the Void. This causes a copy of the Godmodder to appear. She takes a look around.
"Hello."
"How are things?"
"Could be slightly better."
"You seem to be doing alright. Carry on."

"We will."

JOEbob said:
26/50
I grabba alla my stuff plus the ferous nanogauntlet.

You see, last update I gave the facility orders, to make a new guy, right?
But the world was sorta slow to update it, so I waited, checked if it was done periodically.
In the past the facility always finished before the next update.
Instead, it's still not done, two updates later.
So I didn't know there was a new update.

SiNCE the FacILITY can't Be TRUSTED to Update before THREE MORE DOPS PASS, The Mindless Amalgalam WILL STAY there until the facility has been UPDATED and I'm making a post retrieving it.
I WOULD give the Facility orders to guard me with drones, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS CAPABILITIES ARE NOW. Because it hasn't updated on an action from TWO rounds ago.
...
...........................................
I do the same flavour-text'd action I did when I knew there was the possibility to post, except instead of killing the target I just steal their stuff. by making them Think they're dead.

B O NUS>..:
I make the hellcaller.

((Apologies for the delays, this is my mistake. I hope to rectify this right now.))
The Facility creates a new researcher, Al. Al gives everyone the ability to utilize two new Alchemy Operations: ` and ^^.
` Inverts the qualities of a given item. Ice Cube` will become a match, Bullet` will become a gun, etc.
^^ is the XOR function. Alchemies created with this function will have all the qualities of the items they are made from, except for those that both share. Flaming Sword ^^ Sharp Sword will give an enchantment that makes things hot and sharp, but the sword part will not be copied over.
You pick up the Ferrous Nanogauntlet as well as the Nanoplate, and pulverize the Fractal Astral Neckbeast for 71k damage. The Newcomer will hand you what he has that belongs to you. You then create the Hellcaller.

The Ego said:
24/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Celestial powers: Create a miniature sun, causing all undead enemies to burst into flames. WInk wink.
Iron Godlem: uh

Well see here, my plan is actually quite simple.
I begin communing with the Newcomer.
"Okay, look, you're apparently from the future. So is This Dark God person? Based on how these things usually go, I'm going to assume that he gets killed in the future. Because of chronological ambiguities, all we know about him is that he's alive now and will be alive and die in the future.
Because of this, there shouldn't technically be anything stopping us from, say, taking advantage of your time powers that you apparently have (thanks for that healing by the way. Auma will remember your services to the Empire) to just send him to the future by any number of means.
So if you could do that, he'd be out of our hair and we could finish cleaning up here and go back to destroying the godmodder."

I grab E.

I cast minor conjuration, summoning a small blob of A F*CKING STAR RIGHT IN P5's FACE.

Entities Ordered.
"You overestimate how powerful I am. I can't time travel."
You grab E, burst into a quantum cloud of possible positions, and deal a critted 14 damage to P5.

JOEbob said:
27/50
Bonus: I realized what I was messing up: phoenix lance was 'descended energy || spatial spear' not 'descended energy && s.spear'. So I do Ascended energy (I should has the code) || that red scythe I got from dupli-me which no longer exists for some reason( I, again, should still have the code)

Standard: I use the Hellcaller to summon a large quantity of fiends. Specifically, the summoning portal appears in a spatial pocket I create inside the Dark God- a rather large space not yet infested with their ???'ness because it didn't quite exist- forcing all the fiends to tear their way out... or at least, leaving no reasonable course of action which doesn't involve attacking the God.
Do note that I'm not attacking the Dark God, so they shouldn't be able to counter me- They counter attacks, not entity summonings. The Fiends will be attacking them.

Ascended energy || Red scythe = Clockwork Carver. A Red Scythe, but it's slightly better for attacking things now.
A small contingent of fiends tasked with attacking the Dark God enters through a gateway in his chest. He gags and spits them out.

Ender_Smirk said:
0/50 (Again, drained by action)
"Darn it, I want to fight, but I need to heal myself first." I proceed to make a bath of some green liquid, keeping myself in the center of it. It appears to be repairing my wounds.
I say to our newcomer friend, "I have an idea. Once I am done healing to something sustainable again, then I could use some energy. I know of a trick that can hit a creature with the raw good equivalent of all the evil energy they ever produced. If I use that on a creature like that, it would be quite the strike. I think it will take a good bit of charged energy to pull it off, though. I figure it will take no less then 10, with 20 being the highest I think the minimum will be. Once I am out of here, I will try it if you can spare the energy for it."
Red Matter Suit && Graphene (It has been proven that graphene stabilizes red matter, and I need better armor)

You restore 6 Hp to yourself in this liquid. The Newcomer will provide more charge to you.
Red Matter Suit && Graphene = Exotic Crystals. Non-baryonic matter structures, arranged into pleasing shapes. In short, they're pretty.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
15/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
No... come on. Get yourself together Pipe Orcan. If only I could use self-repair...
LJG starts to think. He made the Pipe Orcan as a magical transformer piano. So, in theory, anything that works for a transformer would work for the Pipe Orcan therefore, all that he needs to do is make a situation in which being a pipe organ is better than being an orc. Therefore, LJG starts throwing a lot of instruments out of his guitar case. He throws each one to a certain place around the Pipe Orcan. It ends up being an entire orchestra set up, except with one of each instrument. There is a flute, violin, clarinet, trumpet, even a conductor's stand, and other instruments. Finally, LJG pulls out a tall mirror (Reflecting Instrument). The Pipe Orcan sees itself in the mirror, surrounded by all of the instruments it is usually friends with, and begins to feel self-conscious. It decides to turn back into its defensive mode, thinking that it is less vulnerable to insults. After all, it can't help the Dark God if it doesn't live through this embarrassment.
And I lost the attack ship too. During this break between action, I will mourn it. Doo doo doo d d-doo d-doo d-doo.

The Pipe Orcan fights against it's enthrallment. It will attack one less target this turn, having partially transformed back into a Pipe Organ.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
22/40

Astrec grabs the ???, and has it transform into a cube. He then has the Godarm form a indent. He sticks the Cube in the indent. Bam, now they're temporarily merged, or something!
He then SNOPS
Snop
The rift closes up as the sheer force of the godarm shuts it, Astrec concentrating.
Do Hammer || Command Block && Godarm, non consuming alchemy you know the drill.
Then slams the result into the Dark God's forehead, and equips it.
He then turns to Auma, and if he has actions left, uses the Godarm to help heal. He then helps to teach Auma the secrets of the Swissarmyknifemodder, increasing his ability to use it.

The ??? resists your attempt to change it, and joins with you in the way it intended to do so. Shadows swirl around you as your new right hand glows like a Beacon. You feel the two artifacts you hold compound each other's powers, growing rapidly, becoming greater than the sum of their parts. You feel another reservoir of even greater power building up within you. You release some of your new power in a snap, slamming the rift shut. The Dark God laughs again.

Hammer || Command Block && Godarm = The World Cube. A device that seems to maginify your powers.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
16/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
And back to action. Sorry attack ship.
LJG takes a typewriter (Communication Instrument) out from where he puts everything. A piece of paper is already pre-loaded inside. Next, he slams his hands down on the keys over and over again and gets the following message:

niajiqf4h8q34nmufdki9ro,[ra[0aif,avmo,pbss[,ornI
This, of course is very sensible nonsense. And so, he does what the key presses tell him. First, he strikes a judo pose and yells, "N-ya!" Next, he does a few judo chops and shouts "Ji. Ji. Ji. Ji." as sound effects for his useless chops. However, the judo chops are patterned, each one making a cube shape in mid-air. After he finishes his fourth set, he punches forward into the middle of the imaginary cubes and grunts, "H." He does this eight consecutive times, alternating hands as he does so. He then shifts his hands around, making a q-shape in front of him. Suddenly, 34 cubes float out from where his gestures were, making a strange humming sound as they float. The sound each cube makes is very negative. They seem to be miffed about being here. However, as they float, they also seem to be building up a sort of spiritual force inside of them. After 9 seconds of waiting, they all assemble into rows. More waiting follows. It feels like they are bracketing immense energy inside of them. Suddenly, a burst of sun like heat explodes out of them and fires itself straight at the Dark God. It persists for a moment, but then they are able to retake control of their energy. However, the blast has done nothing to the Dark God. No damage is taken, and no effects are added. This does make the Dark God overconfident. "That your best shot, aye?" he seems to think. The cubes then start to reassemble themselves. This time, they form a sort of an eye shape, instead of the neat rows they had been in before. They then start to begin a new function. They just sit there, more waiting. After a while, a large amount of triangles begin appearing around them, with no order whatsoever. More waiting. After the waiting ends, the triangles fly forward at the Dark God. About halfway through their flight, they randomly become snakes. Each snake hisses as it prepares to sink its teeth into the Dark God. And so they do, clenching the Dark God within their teeth. A sudden stillness comes through the battlefield. The snakes retreat back to the cubes. As they reach the cubes, they start to change again. The snakes turn into strange gems and ores. Each cube hovers one of the ores in front of them and just disappear. LJG sits down and wonders if their power has been nullified forever.
Didn't that make complete sense? I sure think it did.

Whatever you just did, it damaged the Dark God for 35k.

The Ego said:
25/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Celestial powers: Create a miniature sun, causing all undead enemies to burst into flames. WInk wink.
Iron Godlem: uh

I wonder how alchemy interacts with magic.
A delayed fireball scroll || A shield scroll

P5 has committed enough crimes to be considered a bad person, right? A monster, perhaps?
I cast Dominate Monster and order P5's Agent to strangle itself with its bowstrings.

P5 suddenly chokes himself for 7 damage.

Scroll of Delayed Blast Fireball || Scroll of Shield = Scroll of Flame Aegis. Can be used to cast Flame Aegis once.

Karpinsky said:
39/50
~~~~~~~~~~~
/ploco

#thepastwontsaveyou

Ender_Smirk said:
0/50(Healing)
I continue sitting in this green liquid, allowing it to heal me. As I do so, I decide to put away my extra items. I only keep the armors, putting the Hypersabers, Unbreakable katana, perfect blade, and neutron edge into one of my pocket dimensions, and throwing the rest into the alchemy pool. No point making it easy to get this many swords off me.
Red Matter Suit || Graphene

You restore another 7 Hp to yourself, but due to the destruction of the Alchemy Pool, you fail to give away your artifacts safely.
Red Matter Suit || Graphene = Hive Matter Suit. Red Matter, arranged for maximum black hole detonation potential when attacked.

paradoxdragon said:
>respawning:electric boogaloo edition 2.0

You return to the land of the living.

P5 makes the decision to leave, teleporting away back to the Godmodder. The Attack Ships blast apart 3A 3, and deal 40k damage to 3A 4. The Fractal Astral Neckbeast eats an Orange Lance to heal itself. The remaining PG forces are afflicted by the curse.

+3 PG Morale

3A 4 strikes the Harmonious Incarnate for 50k damage, and The Amalgamation uses Light, dealing another 120k. The Dark God grins.
"My first meal."

The Dark God opens it's mouth, and consumes the essence of the Harmonious Incarnate. This also takes 35k Hp from two of the Pit Fiends JOE summoned, as well as 30k Hp from Auma, and 10 Hp from The Newcomer. He then turns his attention to the PG side, sending a maelstrom of negative energy towards the Fractal Astral Neckbeast, dealing 75k damage, turning it over to his side, dealing 50k damage to TOG's Universe, and destroying 3 Attack Ships. He then regenerates back to full Hp. The Pipe Orcan weakly plays a song, harming 2 Attack Ships for 30k.
-3 PG Morale
-5 AG Morale

The Newcomer hands JOE the Prism Cutlass and Eternity's Eradicator, picks up the Music of Creation, and waves it around a few times. Closing his eyes, he points at a spot, conjuring a shower of green sparks to fall on the outline of a spectral piano. After the finding the invisible chair, he sits down.
"Pipe Orcan? This one's for you."
The Newcomer's hands flow over the keys like running water, as he begins a progression of notes. As he plays, the dust on the piano rises and swirls about the Pipe Orcan. The Newcomer begins to play more carefully now, as he can no longer see the notes his hands are playing. The dust gets into the inner workings. He plays with confidence, knowing what comes next. The dust purges the Dark God's influence. The piano melts away. The Pipe Orcan is healed to full. The Newcomer gets off his seat, and takes a bow.

Using his powers, Auma creates a sun to destroy all undead, of which there are none present. All Will Perish wracks the vulnerable players.

Itinerary:
???
Facility Information

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: All Will Perish. All Non-[???] Entities are Cursed.
PG MORALE: 49%
AG MORALE: 29%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] Godmodder Image. 1/1 Hp.
[PG] Attack Ships 1-A. 43,000/100,000 Hp. x10
[PG] Attack Ships B & C. 13,000/13,000 Hp. x2

[A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 3.
[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[A] 18D. x2
[A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1. x2
[A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 2/11. +13,000 Attack.

[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 2,410,000/2,500,000 Hp.

[???] 3A 4. 150,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 2. [A] 18D.
[???][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 33,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 2/2. Light: 1/3. Oblivion: 4/5. Metal: 6/7. Godmod: 3/11. Immune to Magic. 4 AC.
[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 610,000/610,000 Hp. 248,000 Regen. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 50% Chance to Counter. Souls: 1. Slowly weakening.

[???] Fractal Astral Neckbeast. 4,000/140,000 Hp. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Cursed, Enthralled, 1 Round.

[???] The Newcomer. 4/32 Hp. Charge: 2/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 3/6. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. x2. [A] Music of Creation. Durability: 2/3.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 141,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Pit Fiend. 65,000/100,000 Hp. 3 AC. 15,000 Regen. x2.
[AG-TOG] Miniature Sun. 90,000/90,000 Hp.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 220,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[AG] Winkins. 2/20 Hp. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships.
[AG] Astrec. 2/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized! [A] ???. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 1/6. [A] The World Cube. +8,000 Base Attack.
[AG] JOE. 10/24 Hp. +4 MHP. [A] Glob of Temporal Energy. Temporal Energy Charges: 1. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. [A] Hellcaller. Fiends: 1/2. [A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Temporal Energy Charges: 4.
[AG] Smirk. 12/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. x2. [A] Power Armour. Mode: Heavy Lifting. +7,000 Attack. +1 AC. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Carbon Sword. +30,000 Attack. +15% Accuracy. [A] Dense Carbon. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Light^2Saber. +35,000 Attack. +5% Accuracy. [A] Dead Star Plate. +6 AC. -25% Dodge. [A] Red Matter Suit. +5 AC. Explodes when attacked. [A] Exotic Crystals. [A] Hive Matter Suit. +4. Explodes when attacked.
[AG] Karpinsky. 5/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG] Nedben. 4/20 Hp. [A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone! [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge.
[AG] TOG. 6/20 Hp. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1. [A] Scroll of Flame Aegis. Spell castable.
[AG] W32. 12/20 Hp. [A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC.

@TOG and @Karpinsky receive +2s.

DCCCV · Feb 9, 2019

The Ego said:
26+2/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma:
Iron Godlem: uh

I freeze The Dark God solid using Ice D, then smash them with a magic hammer. I then give Ice D to the Newcomer.

You smack The Dark God for 31k damage, and hand Ice D over.

Winkins said:
35 Charges
I quickly snatch the Asteroid Shield and immediately hide my vulnerable self behind it.

You pick up the artifact.

The Ego said:
29/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh

Let's play with some definitions real quick.
"Undead: technically dead but still animate."
"Dead: characterized by a lack of activity or excitement./having lost sensation; numb./having or displaying no emotion, sympathy, or sensitivity."

By these definitions, P5's agent is very clearly undead, and is therefore retroactively instantly murdered by the Sun last round.

I use cerebrocrown to create another plan. I then hand it to W32 and give E to Auma.

P5 Retroactively takes Sun Damage. Your Artifacts are relocated.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
17/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Yes. The Pipe Orcan returns.
LJG takes a harp (Musical Instrument). Now, this is not one of those small hand harps most commonly known as a lyre. It is an actual full sized harp. This is important. LJG next pulls a bundle of arrows (Pointing Instruments) out of his guitar case. Next, he strings these upon the harp strings. This is where the full harp bit comes into play since a full harp has more strings. LJG then plays a quick little tune of medieval origin. He then pulls back each string to its maximum elasticity. Finally, he releases, launching a full volley of arrows at the Dark God.
I wonder if a Godmodder Image is as tough as a Godmodder. It probably is. I'll test this theory... later.

You shoot The Dark God with a flurry for 40k.

JOEbob said:
28/50
BONUS:
check Clockwork Carver (present) && Phoenix Lance (way back when)
Action: If TOG just killed FAN I grab the drops. Otherwise, I walk around until it is directly between me and the Dark God, and poke it. Very hard. The Stock Nanoplate's nanotech swarms over the surface, killing it immediately, then holds it together to hide me from the Dark Gods view while I prepare. a moment later, the nanomachines pull themselves apart and an undulating strand of red light flashes out. flashing in the Dark Gods eyes, the prism blade's light distracts them while a Nanoplate-enhanced motion sends me flying towards them. Raising Eternitys Eradicator, I slash a jagged scar into their neck.
This is, of course, a distraction. I have, after all, already picked up the SO Headband from the fallen Neckbeast, and so the somewhat more considerable arsenal of Celesial Might is more prudent for use. a wave of light shoots out of the band, slamming into the side of their head. They recoil, perhaps, or remain motionless. regardless, I am certainly blasted away, and land back on the staging ground of Pebbletopia.
The attack isn't over. They can tell, They can't taken the base (46 // 51) thousand damage yet, nevermind creativity boosts that may or may not be present. So what...
I raise my eyebrow, and point at them. then down a little. They look down, and see the jagged, red scar on their neck.
The distraction doesn't have to be ineffectual, after all.
"Hey DCCCV, Astrec. Sorry for all the delay so far, in theory [I] could be done, but... I've more then one life to live, And I've never claimed to be good at prioretizing : P"
~~~~"~~Oh, and uh, ~~DCCCV~~, can I have a plus one so I can finish off my charge this round?~~"~~~~
statement Removed, I did the math wrong.

Clockwork Carver && Phoenix Lance = Spacetime Tesseract. A large box that's smaller on the outside. Unfortunately, you don't have the key to opening it.
You defeat the Fractal Astral Neckbeast, pick up the Spaced-Out Headband, and leave a gash across The Dark God's neck for 65k damage.

Nedben said:
6/50 I dreamt of foolish aspect that knew the pains of love and mindloss degradation shelves

Enter TOG's universe and assess both population and damage. Let's see if there's even 36 people to find.

If there's action power left, I negative gun myself repeatedly, repairing my body as a result. The power of modern medicine in firearms!

One moment, I need to assess the survivors. Gotta make sure the obligation is fulfillable before I make it. While we're searching, any further comments?

BONUS: Ectobiology Station || Space Frog
Let's see if we can make the frog apparatus directly, or at least manufacturing ribosome.

Entering TOG's universe, you get the feeling that something is distinctly wrong. Fear permeates the very air, as if judgement is nigh.
"There will be enough people within the universe to hear your endorsement."
Ectobiology Station || Space Frog = Johnny 5. ****.

JOEbob said:
29/50
Bonus : check ~Left Hand of the shadow (meaning, the inverse of that.)
"Pit Fiends, Reform on me!"
I retreat away from the conflict, extending the Pebbletopian platform along in the process, as a place to stand. The Fiends follow.
"Guard me!"
I look at the summoning stave. Then I change my mind. Instead, I focus normally, without a focuser object. the rift itself should be simple, anyhow.
The Spaced Out headband glows for a moment before I clamp down on that. I just said No focuser object. By standard will, a rift appears in front of me, formed of nothing touched by alchemy. only my will, expressed into the distant past across unknown space.
Through it, The facility acts as I now order:
[Clone researchers: 20 RP. Purchase drones: 9 RP. Release Mindless Amalgamation Body. Begin new cloning project: Try cloning several instances of a mix between a researcher and the amalgamation, to serve as guards for the Facility. Or just more amalgamation. your choice, scientists!]
The three drones fly out, towards the old Amalgamation. I issue an overrule. It's not on our side any more. They change directions and enter defensive orbit around me.
Then, with only minor strain on the rift, the mentally crippled Amalgamation Body flops out of the portal on a wagon. Whatever gets the job done, I suppose.
29 CP expended. 1 action expended.
Bands of light reach out from my form, glowing goldenrod. some grab scraps of metal nearby, reforming them into scalpels and other equipment. Others reach into the Amalgamation Body, reforming its flesh directly. Working calmly and well, screened from attack by the Fiends and Drones, I remold its blood vessels, slice off some useless parts (appendix, anyone? : P), and open a small, thin, branching cavity roughly the shape of a stick figure. It's most definitely Not enough space for me to fit into. That's fine. After all, it's intentional. Enough space for me to fit in on a standard-clone-sized Amalgamation would be rather disruptive to bodily processes.... If that space isn't bent, anyway.
A tendril of Goldenrod goes to the spatial spear. The vast majority of energy uses have been by enemies. Playing faster and looser would have stopped the Neckbeast; I've learned my lesson on that. I draw a single unit of spatial energy from the spear, and force it into the Amalgamations neck- The entry point for the stickfigure of emptyness. It expands the empty space, and holds it there, until reality accepts my manipulation, and remains in place. Then, with some additional, but temporary and not S.charge-based manipulation, I enter the suit, and then with a moments thought seal the entrance. Ensconed within the Amalgamation Body, I set to work interfacing my nerves into its own, serving as its brain and my brain simultaneously. A simple temporal spell (-1 Temporal Charge) solves the issues of concentration- While it may have otherwise been difficult to multitask both the Amalgamation's Skills and Descended-reality-warping, With my brain accelerated (not too much, only x1.5 or so) it will be much simpler. It can't be that hard- The Amalgamation could do it, and it had only been alive for minutes!
In summary, through Cloning and Charges and Spacial energy and Temporal energy, I now use the Amalgamation...
As a Mech Suit.
Then I have an idea and grab the E's, integrating them into the Amalgamation-mechsuit if it is possible and will be more effective then otherwise.
[intent: Artifact has health, will protect my health until depleted. (I'll put defensive artefacts on the outside of this one so they guard it too, obviously.) Artifact has Amalgamations specials, but as an artifact it can't act itself, I'd need to use them with an action. Artifact might protect my other artifacts from being stolen if I keep them inside the warped space thing? It's like a mecha suit, so its hands and stuff are used for everything and stuff.
so, this artifact can, in general, be treated as an entity which acts in the player phase (as my actions), and is bodyguarding me perpetually. if something buffed its AC, that affects it taking damage, not me; If something buffs its attack, I'm not sure- maybe it would do extra damage with the specials? *shrug*. If there's extra charge involved, it grants the suit a significant health regen, or maybe makes it possible to alchemize with without summoning invincible demons (probably just the first one). If there's a Lot of extra charge, like 9 goes to giving it 3 base AC.]

[Alternative desc:
[A] Amalgamation Mecha 200,000/200,000 HP 1/2 Blood 1/3 Light 1/5 Oblivion 1/7 Metal 1/11 Godmod
Passive: a mecha. bodyguards the user.
special: Blood. can be used to preform the Amalgamation special, blood, whatever it does.
special: light. can be used to preform the Amalgamation special, light, whatever it does.
special: oblivion. can be used to preform the Amalgamation special, oblivion, whatever it does.
special: metal. can be used to preform the Amalgamation special, metal, whatever it does.
special: Godmod. can be used to preform the Amalgamation special, Godmod, whatever it does.
Passive: Person-shaped. Artifacts may be equipped to the Amalgamation Mecha while it is being piloted by someone. The person inside the Mecha will be able to use these artifacts, but they will be steelable.
Passive: Sealed In. Artifacts held directly by the pilot will not be usable if their effects can be stopped by matter, or affect matter they pass through.
Passive: Cell replication(?). Regenerates health at the end of round 'n stuff.?]

The facility calls in three drones.
Using 20 Charges, you create the Amalgamation Biosuit. On one hand, wow. That's some impressive use of cloning. On the other, ew.
~Left Hand of The Shadow = Beacon's eye. A glowing sphere of white light gives insight to those who replace their eye with it.
[A] Beacon's Eye. +36% Accuracy.

Ender_Smirk said:
I stay in the pool for one more action. The curse is doing enough that I need the healing. But I can start charging for the strike now.
1/50
I yell "Joe. Is it okay if I test an alchemy with that stock nanoplate stuff you have?"
While I wait for a response, I try Dead Star Plate && Graphene

You continue to heal yourself up for 5 hp.
Dead Star Plate && Graphene = Dense Carbon.

Nedben said:
7/50 Physician heals thyself: command completion registered

...Weave. Even if only a fragment, repair. Once, I founded energy. Now, we will knit together the lost.

Future's Echo: Silver Bolt that Replenishes the Concept Core. Hands dance, drawing forth silken existence-mesh. Recall, eyes that created the world. Aesir-cum-Jubileus is old hat, so I shall bring new stones to this garden. Xolotl's right, you know. The ancient power is to return, but for how long, dread phoenix? Not one body working alone, but four young men made of madness, working together though perhaps at the moment strained in relations.

I, we, whatever it is, there is the dance like spiders of our eyes. We turn outward, paraphysical sideways, moving at strange angles to draw eye across and hand onto the medium. The hands that heal bear frogsilk and the benefice of the new. Be repaired, innocent universe.

I will heal TOG's universe for a while, searching for some place to forward the word of demons if we have not already found it. It is sad to be an agent without will. A puppet of a complete monster to the last, at the behest of someone else's song.

BONUS: Dear Arbiter, would you be so kind to tell me what you know of Hell in a world whose Heaven follows a different past? I fear God is absent and the Metatron dead, but you probably have a story to tell me about what you were told, and what is verifiable.

Your very presence alleviates the wrongness and inevitability everyone is feeling. 40k Hp is restored to TOG's Universe.
As a child, I was taught that there was no afterlife. It makes life all the more valuable to me, since I know I won't see the dead in some higher plane of existence.

JOEbob said:
"It's not really Mine. It's either Mine or The Iron Prince's. Regardless, Neither I nor Myself have issue with that."
/null

#Dree'is-Ag

FlamingFlapjacks said:
23/40

Astrec stares.
"Are you gorillaing kidding me. It ate my arm. Seriously. Um. At least I still have my other arm. Hmph."
Astrec performs the alchemy:
Sword || Time Energy && Space Energy && Oblivion energy && Gravity Energy && Concept: Legend && Canned Entropic Decay && Canned Descendancy && Voidsteel && Godly Energy && Energy Energy && Magic Energy && Fire Energy && Water Energy && Lighting Energy && && Book of Legends && Transcript of the Poem Descended get their name from && Picture of the Pionomodder && Calamity by Brandon Sanderson && Picture of all Praetorians && Piece of paper with "901" written on it
and hopes this actually gets him a weapon.
Then he asks the Newcomer if we would mind chucking him a +1 or +2 for his charge, then inserts the Origin Block into the Godarm, sorta like how there's a command block in the Banhammer, transforms the Godarm into a hammer arm, and bashes the Dark Lord's face in.
Then he removes the Origin Block from the arm, and uses it to manipulate reality's code to add the tag bossheal.effect to him, greatly healing him.
BONUS: Gauntlet && Picture of O.R.I.G.I.N && Picture of Astrec && Picture of Nera && Picture of Karpinsky && Picture of Nedben && Picture of Krill (somehow) && Picture of the Nameless && Recording of SONG (the Terminae thing guy) && Picture of Just_Writes && Picture of Paradox && Picture of Winkins && Picture of W32 && Picture of Ender_Smirk && Picture of JOEbob && Picture of the IPR

Sword || Time Energy && Space Energy && Oblivion energy && Gravity Energy && Concept: Legend && Canned Entropic Decay && Canned Descendancy && Voidsteel && Godly Energy && Energy Energy && Magic Energy && Fire Energy && Water Energy && Lighting Energy && && Book of Legends && Transcript of the Poem Descended get their name from && Picture of the Pionomodder && Calamity by Brandon Sanderson && Picture of all Praetorians && Piece of paper with "901" written on it = Perfectly Generic Object. Looks like you used too many &&s.

You then slam the Dark Lord for 70k damage and apply a regeneration effect to yourself. Your other Alchemy can't happen, as you've done everything you can this action.

JOEbob said:
At any rate, JOE (enclosed in his newfound AMALGAMATION MECH SUIT) takes a couple wobbly steps, then compensates and strides back over to the Pebbletopia battlefield,retracting the additional platform parts. raising his right hand, an almost imperceptibly dim glow of cyan light emitting from it. The appropriate pieces glow, and move into place with utmost precision.
Or simply move silently, as the case may be.

"Alright, DCCCV. It's your move, and you'd best do something soon. I don't think things are going well enough for you to win without doing Something... new."
/nul

"You know that's actually not my name, right?"

Ender_Smirk said:
2/50
I look around at everything. I decide to do something. The green liquid suddenly explodes from the tank, and I say some muttered words in the namekian tongue. Suddenly, it rushes out to everyone in the vicinity, and some type of slight barrier is formed. It is intended to weaken the curse a little.
Dead Star Plate || Graphene

The potency of the curse is unyielding.
Dead Star Plate || Graphene = Dead Star Plate. Here we go again.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
18/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
You know what, we need a morale boost.
LJG pulls out one of his favorite electric guitars. He hooks it up to his hover speakers and starts to play freestyle. 'Why freestyle?' some may ask. Well, simply put, freestyle gives the opportunity to make a really good song, or a really bad song. Therefore, whether or not he succeeds doesn't really matter. If the song is good, everyone is happy. If the song is bad, everyone laughs at LJG. It's a win-win scenario for everyone except for LJG.
Maybe I should have gone with an HP boost. Then we would live. Of course, that involves not playing a song, and that's no fun.

Your music boosts AG morale by 5.

Karpinsky said:
42/50 (with +2) Mekhane War Avatar
~~~~~~~~~
I travel to my forward operating vessel, the Void VIII + I, currently stationed a safe distance from the battlefield. It contains a link to my database of blueprints and research, a 100-meter-radius universal fabricator, a fairly spartan bunkspace and shower unit, and a wormhole generator. Its armor is scarred with the impacts of the last time it got too close to a warzone, but the scars are only surface deep, a testament to the hull's durability. Its engines give surprising maneuverability and speed for its size: it can stop on a dime, come about in half a second, then accelerate just as quickly. Its actual weaponry is limited: a few small point defense cannons to ward off unwanted attention, some missile bays for heavier work. When I'm flying it, I prefer to rely on outrunning my enemies or luring them into one of my fleet groups.

My ship's name comes from the eight large multipurpose drones stocked in the drone bay. They make hunts easier, and this will certainly be a hunt.

The Mekhane War Avatar will only come to fruition with a suitable power source. A heart, if you will. As loath as I am to accept supernatural devices, there is a certain perpetual motion machine often called the Heart of the Broken God. It does not tire, or break, or give out, but will power any machinery, no matter its size or complexity, until the end of the Void itself.

Tales of the Heart are numerous through the Void, but looking through my database I am able to discount most of them swiftly. A few remain, however. A tale of a mountainous machine gone on a rampage, absorbing anything metal that came near it, eventually destroyed and its heart captured. But this, too, I dismiss as falsehood. When hunting a machine god, even a broken one, my research has led me to look for manipulation of machines, not simple absorption.

This I eventually find in a single device. Called SCP-914 in the fragmented records that exist, it breaks down items into component parts, or improves them in efficiency and complexity. If it is not the Heart, it almost certainly contains it.

But the SCP Foundation is also a legend in the Void, and even if I find them, they won't give up the Heart easily. Still, best to start looking.

In my travels through the Void, I once encountered a symbol engraved in stone. It was a circle, pierced by three arrows, surrounded by a shield-like line. Beneath it were written the letters SCP. It's not much to go on, but it's something.

I program my drones with this symbol, order them to remain invisible at all times, and send them out into the Void to hunt for further instances of it. Should any of them find it, they will contact me. In the meantime, I make the final preparations. At the end of this round, the Void VIII + I will depart for the place where I first saw the SCP symbol. Anyone wishing to join me need only come to its location and board it.

I encourage you to go on this mission for War assets. Good luck.

At the same time, however, there are also more pressing matters.

You return to the land of the living.

The Godmodder Image continues to watch events unfold on the battlefield, but doesn't do anything. The Attack Ships 100k damage to 3A 4. B & C make Morale.

3A 4 tears out chunks of TOG's Universe for 50k damage, and The Amalgamation uses Blood to transfuse itself with it's very essence for 75k. The Dark God throws two shafts of crackling energy at TOG's Universe, compromising it's very integrity for 200k. This act damages the Iron Prince's communications within the universe, causing eight ships to go inactive in the Void.
-8 PG Morale

As the Newcomer slowly heals himself through a quick bowl of cereal, he also flips through two more sections of the Guide.

[8] Miscellaneous Qualities
Here's some other things to being a Descended that I've found:

First off, your appearance reflects your mental self-image. As you use your powers, you'll slowly change to be more like your ideal vision of yourself. If you imagine yourself to be taller, you'll start growing. If you think you should be younger, you will get younger. Scars might heal, limbs might regrow, anything could happen. It's sort of like the powers of SHAZAM, if you know who that is.

You can survive the energies of the Void. You won't slowly fade away if you sit around in the Void for too long. Useful, right?

There are a lot of other cool things to being a descended, but these are just a few you should know. Ask me about it if you ever see me around.

[9] ADVANCED: How did I get these powers?
In order to become a descended, you must be exposed to the energies of the Void.

How this happens is disagreed upon. Most people believe that you can only become a Descended upon leaving your universe for the first time. However, I don't think that's necessarily the case.

There have been many reported cases of Descended surfacing after the actions of a Godmodder, or another Descended. It is for this reason that I believe it is possible to become a Descended through secondhand exposure to the Void as well.
After this, he forcibly teleports Winkins to his side, and breaks Ice D over his knee, creating a sphere of concentrated Cold to effectively freeze time.
"This is all I can do. If you don't heal yourself next round, The Dark God's Aura will instantly kill you. Work quickly."

Auma sears the Dark God for 150k damage. The Pit Fiends strike at the Dark God for 40k Damage, but get struck for 25k each back, as well as afflicted by Curse. The Pipe Orcan toots it's horn at the [???] Forces, dealing 30k damage to all of them, but taking 60k damage and gets Cursed, as The Dark God shouts back really hard. Everything is wracked by All Will Perish.

Itinerary:
Destroy The Dark God.
Facility Information

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: All Will Perish. All Non-[???] Entities are Cursed.
PG MORALE: 49%
AG MORALE: 29%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[PG] Godmodder Image. 1/1 Hp.
[PG] Attack Ships 1-4. 23,000/100,000 Hp. x4

[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[A] 18D. x2
[A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1. x2
[A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 2/11. +13,000 Attack.
[A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC.

[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 2,265,000/2,500,000 Hp. Cursed!

[???] 3A 4. 20,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1. [A] 18D.
[???][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 98,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 1/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Metal: 7/7. Godmod: 4/11. Immune to Magic. 4 AC.
[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 482,000/600,000 Hp. 240,000 Regen. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 50% Chance to Counter. Souls: 1. Slowly weakening.

[???] The Newcomer. 4/32 Hp. Charge: 4/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 3/6. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. x2. [A] Music of Creation. Durability: 1/3. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 141,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Pit Fiend. 40,000/100,000 Hp. 3 AC. 15,000 Regen. x2. Cursed.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 160,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge. Cursed.
[AG-Nedben] Johnny 5. 10,000/10,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp. Bodyguarding JOE. x3
[AG] JOE. 10/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. [A] Hellcaller. Fiends: 1/2. [A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Temporal Energy Charges: 4. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. [A] Spacetime Tesseract. Locked! [A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 40/40 Hp. 4 Regen. Blood: 1/2. Light: 1/3. Oblivion: 1/5. Metal: 1/7. Godmod: 1/11.
[AG] Winkins. 2/20 Hp. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC. Stasis Locked: Will take 4 damage next round.
[AG] Astrec. 1/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized! [A] ???. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 1/6. [A] The World Cube. +8,000 Base Attack. 4 Regen.
[AG] Smirk. 13/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. x2. [A] Power Armour. Mode: Heavy Lifting. +7,000 Attack. +1 AC. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Carbon Sword. +30,000 Attack. +15% Accuracy. [A] Dense Carbon. x2. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Light^2Saber. +35,000 Attack. +5% Accuracy. [A] Dead Star Plate. +12 AC. x2. -50% Dodge. [A] Red Matter Suit. +5 AC. Explodes when attacked. [A] Exotic Crystals. [A] Hive Matter Suit. +4. Explodes when attacked.
[AG] Nedben. 4/20 Hp. [A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone! [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge.
[AG] TOG. 2/20 Hp. [A] Scroll of Flame Aegis. Spell castable. Crit Next Attack!
[AG] W32. 8/20 Hp. [A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.

FOUNDATIONQUEST:
[AG] Karpinsky. 1/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 300,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 1/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.

DCCCV · Feb 15, 2019

The Ego said:
30/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh

I cast Flame Aegis on Auma, using up the scroll to protect them.

I use leftover oblivion energies to create thorny pins or energy and pin the Dark God to the ground, damaging them, but also lowering their dodge rate.

A vortex of fire surrounds Auma! It will burn anyone who tries to attack him, and can be released in an all-out attack as well!
Spikes of Oblivion Energy embed themselves into the Dark God, restricting his movement, lowering his dodge rate by 5%!

JOEbob said:
"Nope,hadn't a clue. What is your name, then, You-who-is-not-DCCCV?"
"And I still need pebbletopia orders."
1?/50
bone ox: I quickly grab E and the Orrery mantel, putting both on the Amalgamation biosuit so they affect that healthbar.

standard - Having done so, The Amalgamation Biosuit // I turn back to look at the Pebbletopia battlefield simulator thing (and not-DCCCV), nod slightly, and raise a hand, veins on the arm continuing to pulse oblivion as they have in the past. Then, I turn back around and look at the Dark God. With a twitch of will, a wave of celestial energy runs down the arm, building in strength as it moves, before it reaches the tip and flys off as a shimmering arrow, trailing light. It's almost beautiful as it rockets forward, purple and blue and oh-so-deadly.
And it sails right over the Dark God's shoulders, slamming into the Corrupted AMALGAMATION's head. The void immediately surrounding it shudders for a moment, a cloud of blood and dust and light expanding from the impact. a moment passes. Then the Arrow of celestial light flys out the other side of the cloud, which begins to clear. There's a hole in the Amalgamation's head, straight through its brain. Oh, it's still alive, but the guiding intellect is nowhere to be found. I think I'll give this one to someone else. Or make it into a weapon? well, depends on if it works I suppose.

You pick up E, but not the Orrery Mantle.
You punch a hole through the rogue Amalgamation's head for 40k damage!
Within, you find the stuff of nightmares. There's no brain, just solid matter. The Amalgamation is only superficially humanoid.

Winkins said:
37 Charge
Dearly missing my healing staff, I pull out a remote and press it to yoink my Nearly-Perfected Healium Staff from mechaEnthusiast. It's not he's using it right now, right?

You reach across to the Plane of Fire, and reacquire the Healium Staff! On the other side, you see two fire giants, one of which is holding the massive hilt of a broken two-handed sword.

Nedben said:
8/50 it's too late, isn't it. No, it's too early.

~~/placeholder except it wicks out the existence of the dark god, deleting it with the disgusting delights of Anti-Godmodder Spray~~

Self-healing technique: punch a healing potion into existence then drink it, because nobody expects fists that unkill things anymore.

Bonus: Cursekiller Doll || Deletionism

Your healing potion restores 5 Hp!
I've always wondered, how do healing potions taste? Never tried one before.
Cursekiller Doll || Deletionism = The Zodiac Killer. A doll with fingers made from blood-red glass. This actually inordinately scares me.

The Ego said:
31/??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh

I snap my fingers, and the Dark God snaps its own neck. Yay enchantments.

CRACK. As it turns out, the Dark God had applied Sympathetic Magicks to you earlier, so you take 70k damage as well...
Needless to say, you're kind of dead now.
-3 AG Morale

Karpinsky said:
43/50 Mekhane War Avatar
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I enter my ship's medbay (yes, I have a medbay, although it is reliant on the fabber for most of its high-end materials) and allow my onboard doctor AI to heal me while I travel to the Foundation symbol.

The medbay heals you up for 6 Hp.
/wip

Ender_Smirk said:
Hmm, still no energy from the person who never calls himself anything but newcomer. Slightly irritating, but whatever. I do have an idea. I throw the Hive Matter Suit at the Dark God, and then throw a small energy blast at it. That armor explodes when attacked. It says nothing of whether the owner is attacked. Otherwise, even though I am still wearing the non blow up in my face or draw attacks to me armor, I would have exploded from the curse. Therefore, the armor must be hit. It has now been hit at roughly point blank range to the Dark God's face. That can't be pleasant.
3/50
Power Armour && Stock Nanoplate

The Hive Matter Suit destabilizes upon being struck, engulfing the Dark God with within a blackhole. Unfortunately, the gravitational fields exerted by your own armour drags you in as well. This deals 100k damage to The Dark God, as well as 4 damage to you.
Power Armour && Stock Nanoplate = Power Armour.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
19/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Wait a second, we can freeze time!? Why haven't I tried that?
LJG takes a hand (Holding Instrument) out of his pocket.
Everyone, let's give the Dark God a hand!
He tosses the hand at the Dark God. Suddenly, more hands start appearing around the Dark God. Each hand is different. Some are small and fat, others have long, skinny fingers, and a few are just plain skeletons. They all seem a bit confused and discombobulated. Then, the hands start clapping, each one finding a similar partner hand. After watching them do this for a few moments, LJG snaps. He then snaps again. The hands slowly get the memo and start snapping themselves, being civilized, poetic hands that snap instead of applauding. He lets this go on for a while and then does a fist bump with himself. The hands catch on faster this time and go back to their partner hands and fist bump. Finally, LJG does a high five with himself. The hands do the same. Now that the tests are complete, LJG does what he's been waiting for: a secret handshake. It starts with him shaking his own hand. He then goes and fist bumps whoever would be in front of him with both his hands. He blows it up and then proceeds to air slap whoever's hand would be in front of his. He ends it by giving a high five to the theoretical person in front of him. Now, the hands return the commands and do this to the Dark God in front of them. Of course, if you don't know the secret hand shake, you just end up getting slapped around for no real reason. Once the hands are done, LJG puts his hands into his pockets and the hands in front of him disappear.
If only we were friends. Then the Dark God would have known the secret handshake and been fine.

The Dark God is painfully slapped about for 55k damage.

Karpinsky said:
44/50 Mekhane War Avatar
~~~~~~~~~
If necessary, I continue to heal.

You continue to heal, 3 Hp restored.

Winkins said:
38 Charges -> 33 Charges
Sighing at the mention of my possible death... once again, I fiddle around with my charges as to create a good old bandage.

Said bandage is enormous and touched by the Healium Staff which it surrounded be and started mending my wounds.

With your charge expenditure, you heal yourself for 14 Hp!

JOEbob said:
2?/50
Facility, clone bits of the amalgamation and try to figure out where the power comes from.

Bonus: ((E XOR Shadowskin XOR Motormotorspinningcycle XOR ~ Dead Star Plate) && ((orange lance && red scythe)|| descended energy)) || Long strip of magical cloth
See the first set of brackets is "what is shared between 'dodge-boosting item1', 'dodge boosting item2', 'dodge boosting item3' and 'opposite of dodge reducing item 1'.
This is then combined with the lance/scythe/descended energy because why not
Then, it's made to conform to what you would get from 'Long strip of magical cloth'

Standard: Within the Amalgamation suit, I look at my assembly of alchemies, focusing on the tesseract. with narry a motion, cyan mist sloughs off my body and pools in the air before the box, gradually becoming a viscous semi-fluid. slowly, it pushes into the lock, testing it, pushing the pins, until it eventually solidifies into a key, which turns slowly, opening. It's a rather primitive lock, if it still needs a key, and the methods to defeat such locks are many.

You forcibly open the Tesseract. Within, you find a gift. A set of interlocking rings to be assembled together.

...

It's a copy of my dad's engagement gift to mother. I'm going to politely ask that you don't wear it.
((E XOR Shadowskin XOR Motormotorspinningcycle XOR ~ Dead Star Plate) && ((orange lance && red scythe)|| descended energy)) || Long strip of magical cloth = Cursed Void Maiden's Scarf.

...

This machine is taunting me. I gave this to someone I loved. He died fighting the Iron Prince.
I don't want to say anything else.
The facility will do as you save.
As a note, you used the Exclusive OR. That removes all the qualities these items have in common. Please don't use the inclusive OR.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
20/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
It's times like this when I wonder, "What if I did have artifacts?" I'm thinking that I would be not alive, but everyone else would be further from joining me.
LJG pulls out a hand-held piano that only seems to have one measure on it (Musical Instrument). He positions one hand on the keys as any normal piano player would, and hits a single note: B flat. Suddenly, 3 black keys and 3 white keys appear above the Dark God. 2 black keys and 4 white keys appear below. Each key faces the Dark God so that the flat side is pointing at him. They then converge on each other, crushing the Dark God between them.
Why don't I have artifacts? I'm constantly using items, just nothing important enough to keep. Then again, I think I have duplicate things in by bag, so I should be fine.
Entity Order:
The Pipe Orcan does the same thing it did last turn, firing at all of the [???] troops that currently exist.

I'm sorry, I need a moment right now.
35k damage, Entity ordered.

Ender_Smirk said:
I look around. I still don't have the charge to end this, and I need to survive until next round. I place my hand on my shoulder, and allow healing energy to flow once more. For once, I don't lose charge by doing so.
4/50
Power Armour ||Stock Nanoplate

3 Hp healed.
Power Armour ||Stock Nanoplate = Nanoplate MkII. It's slightly stronger.

Nedben said:
9/50 It was

Find appropriate number of people. Accept the agreed-upon earlier contract. Do the advertising. Laugh at the end of the world. This soul was but an empty conclusion.

Bonus: Death || The Moon

"Pleasure doing business with you."
36 Souls added to Hypersigil.
Death || The Moon = Card of Majora. Upon use, this summons Majora. Sorry I can't do a further description.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
24/40

Astrec creates the Perfectly Generic Object, and previews the gauntlet alchemy.
Then, he takes back the Ankh and Clear Thought, and boards Karp's Ship.
He idly messes around with the Origin Block as a free action, checking if he can modify items with it. If he can, maybe search for tags and code to add that grant the energy charges.
"Hey, Karp. Thought I'd join you on your quest, since you said it was open."
"If we do find the Heart of the Broken God, that would be... well, amazing. I've always discounted that as a myth, but you seem confident enough, and it being the fabled SCP-914 would make quite a bit of sense."
"Plus, I would love to get to see SCP-914. From the little I've heard, that thing is very, very, interesting."

Preview: Gauntlet && Picture of O.R.I.G.I.N && Picture of Astrec && Picture of Nera && Picture of Karpinsky && Picture of Nedben && Picture of Krill (somehow) && Picture of the Nameless && Recording of SONG (the Terminae thing guy) && Picture of Just_Writes && Picture of Paradox && Picture of Winkins && Picture of W32 && Picture of Ender_Smirk && Picture of JOEbob = Perfectly Generic Object.
You join Karpinsky on Foundationquest.

Attack Ships destroy 3A and deal 3k damage to Amalgamation. Two ships defect.

Rogue Amalgamation uses Oblivion to deal 450k damage to TOG's Universe. The Dark God gets weaker. All Will Perish disappears. He throws one blast at TOG's Universe for 98k damage (49k to Attack Ships, Black Hole, 3 damage to Smirk). This destabilizes his Red Matter Suit, killing Smirk instantly, as well as dealing 100k damage to the Godmodder Shade, Attack Ships, Amalgamation and Dark God. The Black Hole absorbs his alchemies. The Dark God then attacks JOE next, missing him, but dealing 7 damage to Winkins, 4 to Nedben, and 49k to two of his Bodyguard Drones.
-5 PG Morale
-5 AG Morale

"Literally no words can describe how I feel right now."
Using the Music of Creation, the The Newcomer soothes his wounds, and summons a massive stark-white bone bow: The Darude S&Storm. As he nocks one of the 272 swords, it blazes with indigo fire.
"Reality, meet unreality."
Releasing the string, the sword flies straight through a portal, which opens right next to the Black Hole, allowing for virtually no energy to be lost in-flight. The sword from outside pierces straight through the singularity, eating away at the matter within.

Auma deals 150k more damage to The Dark God, which he counters and misses. The Pit Fiends Bodyguard JOE. The Pipe Orcan blasts the Dark God and Black Hole for 30k damage. The Dark God counters and misses.

Elsewhere, Drones trace the symbol you found to Earth.

Itinerary:
Destroy The Dark God.
Facility Information

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [Heavy AG]
PG MORALE: 44%
AG MORALE: 21%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51

[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[A] 18D. x3
[A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1.
[A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 2/11. +13,000 Attack.
[A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC.

[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 1,715,000/2,500,000 Hp. Cursed!
[N][ELITE] Black Hole. 398,000/600,000 Hp. Event Horizon: [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. x2. [A] Power Armour. Mode: Heavy Lifting. +14,000 Attack. +2 AC. x2 [A] Structually Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Carbon Sword. +30,000 Attack. +15% Accuracy. [A] Dense Carbon. x2. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Light^2Saber. +35,000 Attack. +5% Accuracy. [A] Dead Star Plate. +12 AC. x2. -50% Dodge. [A] Exotic Crystals. [A] Nanoplate MkII. +3 AC. +7,000 Attack.

[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 182,000/580,000 Hp. 232,000 Regen. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 50% Chance to Counter. Souls: 1. Slowly weakening. -5 Dodge, 1 Round.

[???] The Newcomer. 14/32 Hp. Charge: 6/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 3/6. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. [A] Darude S&Storm. Anything Goes: Consumes Alchemies for attacks. 2 Rounds left.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 161,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Flame Aegis. 3 Rounds Left. Can be unleashed.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.

[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 100,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge. Cursed.
[AG-Nedben] Johnny 5. 10,000/10,000 Hp.
[AG] Attack Ships. 33,000/100,000 Hp. x2. Defected!
[AG-JOE] Pit Fiend. 35,000/100,000 Hp. 3 AC. 15,000 Regen. x2. Cursed. Bodyguarding JOE!
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp. Bodyguarding JOE. x1.

[AG-JOE] Drone. 11,000/60,000 Hp. Bodyguarding JOE. x2.
[AG] JOE. 10/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. [A] Hellcaller. Fiends: 1/2. [A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Temporal Energy Charges: 4. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. [A] Architect's Gift. Unassembled. [A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 40/40 Hp. 4 Regen. Blood: 2/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 2/5. Metal: 2/7. Godmod: 2/11. [A] Cursed Void Maiden's Scarf. +75% Dodge. +5 AC. Rounds Active Left: 1.
[AG] Winkins. 5/20 Hp. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[AG] Nedben. 5/20 Hp. [A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. Souls: 36. [A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone! [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge. [A] Card of Majora. [A] Zodiac Killer. Inactive!
~~[AG]~~ ~~TOG. 0/20 Hp.~~
~~~~[AG]~~ Smirk. 0/20 Hp.~~
[AG] W32. 8/20 Hp. [A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.

FOUNDATIONQUEST:

[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 300,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 1/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG] Astrec. 5/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized! [A] ???. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 3/6. [A] The World Cube. +8,000 Base Attack. 4 Regen. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.

@Ender_Smirk gains a +4.

DCCCV · Feb 20, 2019

Nedben said:
10/50 CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME also healing potions taste a bit like cherry and peppermint medicine slurry. I'm surprised you've never tried one, knowing what I don't know about you.

Thanks, you too.

Task complete, I toss the misc alchemy ingredients into nonartifact inventory, then hop back outside the universe. I've got something to do shortly afterward.

Hey, you all on the skips, could you see about grabbing me Lord Kairos and possibly double-check the Broken God for compatibility with Autochthon? Nedben's intrusive thoughts are getting talkative. Hell, grabbing some anartists if you find any on the way willing to join would be pretty useful: we could use them as a backline base.

BONUS: Card of Majora && The Zodiac Killer
Let's see if we can create some form of masked murder doll.

A second scanthrough of the planet you're on shows me that there's a massive spatial distortion over the largest city on this planet. A gigantic gate, if you will.
Card of Majora && The Zodiac Killer = Broken Sigil. This is a misspelled transcription of some demon's name. If you use this, you will have no control over whatever entity this calls on.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
25/50 changed the end goal
Astrec teleports the Ankh of Death and the Clear Thought into his hands.
Astrec scans the ???
The PGO duplicates, as that is the only thing it can do.
PGOs: 2.
BONUS: Gauntlet || Group shot of all the Descended

You retrieve the Clear Thought and Death's Ankh. Everything else fails as you reach your Action Limit.

Winkins said:
Charge 34
/reserved

#ampersampersampersamper&

FlamingFlapjacks said:
26/50 Pulchritude Power
Samurai Armor || Jetpack && (Spacial Warper && Teleporter && Voidsteel && Wormhole Maker && Weapons Systems && Small Homegrown AI Drive && Voidship Blueprints)) || Concept: Defense
and then
Scythe || Vampire Knives && (Concept of Lifedrain || Fake Blood) && Voodoo Doll
Vampire Knives
Staff || Calamity by Brandon Sanderson
Yes my entire post is ued for alchemy

Again, you hit the action limit. In addition, since you're away from the alchemiter, you can't use it anyways. So instead, you duplicate your Perfectly Generic Object and scan your new hand.....
Hand of Judgement.
[A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 3/6.
[NO DATA AVAILABLE]
WARNING: OBJECT ANOMALOUS.

The Ego said:
31 CANT CHARGE >: ( /??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh

Deep within the depths of the dungeon in the city-stronghold from which the High Council runs the Empire with a benevolent fist... of steelwood and magic and corpse parts and shit, my private attendants, golems and clerics of the Enslaved Gods prepare the ritual to transfer my hostless spirit to yet another body, already cloned and awaiting a Soul.

Entities Ordered. You are now half-alive!

I just write said:
I steal the Black Hole's Event Horizon, turning it into a Naked Singularity. Not knowing what to do with said Event Horizon, I add salt and eat it.

Indigestion (2/20)

You knock out the Black Hole's Event Horizon, causing it to lose attack power. You then take a bite out of it for 30k damage as well.

Nedben said:
11/50 Lord Loyal dreamt of war. (Using)

Golog knew as I do.

Liquid Death Enervating Analytic Technique. It is an instant splash of glittering murky violet laced with black and antipatterns, landing directly and wholly on the Dark God with a cataclysmic crushing sound as the reverberating droplets collapse toward its surface, like a swarm of awakers converging on a dreamer.

It saps at the Dark God's energy. A decohering poison that tears them apart into concepts and energy. Annulment rounds perforate their flesh, the sea digging into them as an extension of what else but me. The sea is a destructive analysis technique that tears apart things into their essence. And with 11 charge dumped into it, I intend to tear apart quite a bit of essence. Let's see what this divine is even made of.

Bonus: I take the Summoner's Staff. They're mine now Karol, mine until someone else takes them back.

You tear a piece of the Dark God's essence from his body for 80k damage, but before you can analyze it further, it engulfs you, rapidly consuming your body.
This killed you, by the way.
-3 AG Morale

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
21/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Oh... I'm sorry disembodied voice. Really, that's terrible.
Entity Order:
The Pipe Orcan transforms back into a pipe organ.
Action:
How do you fix a pipe organ again?
With his apparent slight memory loss, LJG takes out a toolbox. Inside, there are a lot of key based instrument parts and some normal carpenter based tools. There is also a guide to fixing said instruments.
Oh right, I forgot about that.
He skims through the guide really quickly and then uses the tools to fix/heal the Pipe Orcan.
How many times have I even fixed an organ of any type?

You repair the Pipe Orcan for 55k Hp!

JOEbob said:
3/50
Bonus: Grab Orrery mantel. Wear on outer layer (A.biosuit)
Uh..... Well, that's weird.
....
Not like I'll have to deal with this for that long, but still...
Updater guy, would you like me to give you back the [series of interlocking rings]? Or if you'd prefer they're destroyed without being worn, Not-DCCCV can probably do that? I admit, I'm not sure how artefact-destruction works with this Body, but he's managing fine.
Also, I hopes you won't be too offended if I (we) try to keep the scarf from self-destructing itself. It would appear to be incredibly powerful, if short-lived... And there's a good chance my attempt to preserve it will keep its power from working, depending on method of function, In which case you may have it as well.
Lastly, I would like you to list all types of clothing items for which you are emotionally attached to some specific instance of the item (especially if said instance grants dodge), so that I can try again at dodge-boosting alchemy without making something of yours.
Floating within the Amalgamation Biosuit's enclosed space, I focus on the CC, and draw some temporal charges from it, making sure to leave at least one behind. Weaving them into a matrix around the Scarf, A layer of shifting light floats above its surface, never quite touching. The tassel things scarfs have float around, slowing, before staying in place; the runes of light glow brighter,then constrict and fade. On contact, the scarf is now immovable, but with a twitch of spacial magic it becomes able to be "moved" into position. The scarf is now Time-locked. To the extent that its effects are passive, they should continue; otherwise, I suppose it shall be a last resort.

Orrery Mantle Donned.
I can just.... take it right now. Thanks. You can try mess around with the scarf, but just be careful. There are motorcycle parts tangled in the fabric.
Using 3 Time and 2 Space Charges, you stretch out the duration of the Cursed Scarf, increasing it by 1 round.
Let's see, clothing objects... White Jackets, Rings, Pendants and Scarves. Anything other than those should be good.

Ender_Smirk said:
I start to regenerate from being blown up, but I am in the middle of a black hole. I therefore alter for a half a second the way black holes work to make it work as a portal to another plane for me to heal in. (Fully fluff)

The Black Hole has naturally transported you to another plane for you to recover in.

JOEbob said:
4/50
Assuming updater person answers, Bonus:
((E || Shadowskin || Motormotorspinningcycle || ~ Dead Star Plate ||that scarf I made) && (phoenix lance || eternitys eradicator)) || some clothing item which he has no attachement to any instance of.
Otherwise, Bonus: Descended energy || Red Scythe (the clockwork carver was ascended energy instead)

Standard! (plus charges?)
I turn around and look at the Dark God again. Slowly, it falls. Hm. To risk it?
...
"Hey, [Insert the name of Not-DCCCV here, as I have not ooc recieved it yet]! Is it all right if I eat some of your blood? Don't worry, I can heal you back up afterwards!"
If yes, I use Blood on Not-DCCCV, then expend my charges to heal him. If he is not fully healed from this, the Facility also gets orders to send him a guard drone.

If he refuses, I use Blood on The Dark God. However, the blood absorbed stops in the air before me, not quite absorbed yet. It slows, and swirls. See, the Amalgamation before had moments to learn, but I... I have years of practice applying my will, doing magic. Warping reality. So I'm a bit more careful. I chop off a small amount of flesh- not enough for even a point of damage, most likely- with pure will. And that part of the flesh is the Guinea pig for this Blood. If results appear positive, I prepare to absorb it, then stop again. thinking, I take another, somewhat larger chunk of flesh, and add a brain to it, and a soul. It becomes the second pig. If it remains sane, if it gains, I finally absorb the Blood of the Dark God into the Amalgamation Biosuit.

Drones keep guarding me, Pit fiends attack Dark God.

Okay, this alchemy... I don't think belts have bad memories.
((E || The Shadowskin || Motormotorspinningcycle || ~Dead Star Plate || Cursed Void Maiden Scarf) && (phoenix lance || eternitys eradicator)) || A belt. = Tesseract Belt. A fourth-dimensional loop to be worn around your waist. I think you messed up somewhere in an operation.
"...Fine. But heal me first, alright? I'm kinda low." You heal the Newcomer for 7 Hp, and try to use Blood on him, only for him to be untargetable by Blood. That's strange, there's only a few situations when Blood Magic fails...
"Sorry about that. Here, I'll assist you later."
You then use Blood on the Dark God, pulling 75k Hp of his essence into 1 Hp of yourself. It consumes it. You then take 2 Hp of your flesh and make a brain and soul, and it goes insane. You wisely choose to not take the essence into yourself, but the Essence then tries to kill you via Counter. Thankfully, your Drones intercept this attack, and the Essence flies away to join it's sibling, the one that killed Nedben.
-2 AG Morale.

The Ego said:
31 CANT CHARGE >: ( /??

Portent: 35

Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh

I finish respawning and summon my items from my corpse. I then go and check on how things are doing around here, what with the universe under attack and all.

You are fully alive, and in your universe. From your perspective I se-

One half of The Parallax floats above the city outskirts. There's also Vex. Vex everywhere. Goblins at every corner. Hobgoblins on the rooftops. Harpies patrolling the streets. There's a Minotaur in front of your house. In the distance, you can see an Iron Colossus fighting something that's shooting lasers. A hand pulls you back in. It's Ishmael.
"Yeah. That's the state of things right now. Do you have a gun?"

Karpinsky said:
45/50 Mekhane War Avatar
~~~~~~
Earth?! Dammit.
We don't want to get detected while we're there, so let's run this like stealth.

I quickly fabricate and connect in a Stealth Module to the Void VIII + I. This Stealth Module allows the ship to go completely invisible, but it cannot use its weaponry and must avoid excess speed while stealthed.

That done, I set a course for Earth and the symbol.

You make your ship completely invisible.

Ender_Smirk said:
I sit there, regenerating layers of skin and tissue from the ex/implosion. I must look pretty horrific right about now, but I am nearly fully healed. I should be ready next turn, though I still hurt, and can't do things right now.

You are fully alive!

Karpinsky said:
46/50 Mekhane War Avatar
~~~~~~~
I'm not sure what defenses the Foundation has, but we all saw that Earth has Time Giants in its own right.

In order to hide from them, I fabricate a Chronal Scrambler and add it to the Void VIII + I. The Chronal Scrambler prevents temporal entities from acquiring any sort of lock on my ship, sort of like a stealth module for the fourth dimension.

Chronal Scrambler installed.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
22/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
It's time for more offense!
LJG takes a recorder (Musical Instrument) out of his guitar case. He puts it to its mouth and covers up all of the holes other than the bottom one. Next, he plays a note. As he plays this note, a small dart flies out of the recorder and straight at the Dark God. At first, it seems that the dart is just a small inconvenience, but then it becomes apparent it was more than it seemed. The Dark God begins to feel woozy and sick. He starts to get tired and weaker. As he goes through these symptoms, he realizes his problem. He pulls the seemingly harmless dart out of his skin and sees a small poison on the tip of it. The poison itself isn't too hazardous, but it does decrease his regeneration.
I wonder how long it will take for him to just leave.

You decrease the Dark God's regen for a few rounds.

paradoxdragon said:
20/50

i snap out of my day dream of a more pleasant world and come back to take my shadowscythe
i then try Shadowscythe||Medical Certificate&&Song of Healing

Shadowscythe || Medical Certificate && Song of Healing = An instant heal. Healing Energy washes over you, restoring you to full health. But you're already at full health.

No longer caught within an Event Horizon, the artifacts around the Black Hole spin dangerously about. Six swords and three suits of powered armour are flung into TOG's Universe for 123k damage, burning holes in existence as they scatter across the Planes. The Dark God is impaled by the Hypersaber, and dies. Far away, the Godmodder takes 1 Damage as Reality reels from the death of an impossibly powerful deity. A white flame comes into existence, and is quickly snuffed out as the Dark God returns.

"Miss me? Time for round two."

The rest of the artifacts embed themselves into his body: four swords, and two suits of armour. His healing factor shrugs off the damage, but it does allow him to counter back at the Naked Singularity for 100k. Pulling the Neutron Edge out of his body, he swings it in a mighty strike to cleave the Naked Singularity in two for 146k damage. Due to the nature of his power, the X-radiation emitted from this attack conveniently hits TOG's Universe, The Newcomer and Auma for 73k, 15 and 53k respectively. Removing the Collapsible Cutter, he stabs the Amalgamation Biosuit with it for 17 damage. This punches a hole in the Pit Fiends, deals 7 damage to W32, and 11 to ParadoxDragon.
+23 AG Morale

The Newcomer picks up E, flips to the last page of the Descended Guide, and opens a miniature gate to the Blood DImension, which washes over him, sealing his wounds. He emerges from the pool 18 more Hp, and spits blood out of his mouth.
"BLUH, never going to get used to that taste. Just call me... Harkener."

The AG entities Attack, Auma dealing 115k and getting countered into the Critically Wounded mode, Pipe Orcan with a 25k damage Crit, Johnny Five with a 1k damage crit in his own way, and the Attack Ships dealing 6k damage total, but one is countered down.
-3 AG Morale.

Foundationquest: You make your way onto earth stealthily, landing in a restricted location. You're probably breaking like 36 laws just by breathing here.

Itinerary:
Destroy The Dark God.
Facility Information

Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [Heavy AG]
AG MORALE: 36%
Godmodder Current Hp: 50

[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[A] 18D. x3
[A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. Souls: 36.
[A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone!
[A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge.
[A] Card of Majora.
[A] Zodiac Killer. Inactive!
[A] Broken Sigil.

[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 1,499,000/2,500,000 Hp. Cursed!
[N][ELITE] Naked Singularity. 152,000/600,000 Hp. Cursed.

[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 413,000/560,000 Hp. 224,000 Regen. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 50% Chance to Counter. Souls: 0. Slowly weakening. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. [A] Power Armour. Mode: Heavy Lifting. +7,000 Attack. +1 AC. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Dead Star Plate. +6 AC. -25% Dodge. [A] Exotic Crystals.

[???] Harkener, The Newcomer. 24/32 Hp. Charge: 8/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 4/6. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. [A] Darude S&Storm. Anything Goes: Consumes Alchemies for attacks. 1 Round left. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1.

[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 33,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Flame Aegis. 2 Rounds Left. Can be unleashed.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.

[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 140,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge. Cursed.
[AG-Nedben] Johnny 5. 10,000/10,000 Hp.
[AG] Attack Ships. 33,000/100,000 Hp. Defected!

[AG] JOE. 7/20 Hp. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. [A] Hellcaller. Fiends: 1/2. [A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Temporal Energy Charges: 1. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. [A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 26/40 Hp. 4 Regen. Blood: 1/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 3/5. Metal: 3/7. Godmod: 3/11. [A] Cursed Void Maiden's Scarf. +75% Dodge. +5 AC. Rounds Active Left: 1. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Cursed. [A] Tesseract Belt. Temporal Energy Charges: 2.
[AG] Winkins. 5/20 Hp. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
~~[AG]~~ ~~Nedben. 0/20 Hp.~~
[AG] W32. 1/20 Hp. [A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.
[AG] ParadoxDragon. 9/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 2/11. +13,000 Attack.

FOUNDATIONQUEST:

[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 300,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 1/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG] Astrec. 9/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized! [A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 4/6. [A] The World Cube. +8,000 Base Attack. 4 Regen. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.

TOG-side.
[AG] TOG.
[AG][TOG] Ishmael. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Unarmed.

[PG] Minotaur. 55,000/55,000 Hp. 25,000 SHP.

Everyone Unlocks Group Charges. You can now pool together your charge to make a larger entity! Entities with over 50 charge are Elites.

Everyone gets a +3. @JOEbob gets a +4 in addition.

DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

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