Defeat The Godmodder 2 2: The Story of You (New Players Always Welcome, Character Sheets not required!)

In the distance, a flash of light appears in the distance. A couple people notice it and glance in preparation. What could have caused it? Is it Godmodder related? Is it an ally? Is it something much more powerful?

...Well whatever it was, it doesn't seem to be anything of note, since nothing appears to be approaching the field. So, after a minute, the two players who noticed it shrug it off and get back to work. None of them notice the very tiny cube that zooms past them and lands about 500 meters away.

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The cube lands on the ground. Well... landing is a light term that is very inaccurate. A more accurate sentence would be "the cube crashes into the ground, bounces about five times, and skids for another 50 meters."

There. Now the picture has been revealed.

After a minute, the cube shakes, and then a beam of light pokes out of it. Where the light touches the ground, two tiny figures appear, then immediately grow to a more realistic size. (i.e. they are now as tall as other players.)

One figure is taller than the other. He is a pale old gentleman wearing an olive green suit, and a small matching green top hat with goggles on it. He has grey hear, square glasses, and a curled mustache. He looks like someone you'd find in the 1870's, or maybe Bioshock Infinite.

The other figure is shorter, but not too short. He has a darker complexion, and is wearing a red and yellow tracksuit with orange tinted sunglasses. He is clean shaven, and has curly brown hair. He looks like someone you'd find in the 1970's.

Clearly, there was some miscommunication on which era of clothing they would wear.

"Well isn't this just great!" the steampunk man says with a scowl, "Thanks to you, Dakota, we are stuck scouting a place where a Godmodder may be! Why did you have to touch the controls?"

"Hey, you should thank me Cavendish," the other man, Dakota, said, "if it weren't for me, we'd have landed in the middle of the battle! We would've all been killed!"

"Yes, but you damaged dangerous equipment."

"Equipment can be fixed! We have, like, fifty engineers on board, one of them could've fixed it."

"Will you two be quiet!"

The two figures turn to glance at the third figure, who had just left the ship. He is massive, almost ten feet tall, and covered in a black cloak, only revealing his hands and head. His hands are grey, in fact they look to be made of metal, with five sharp claws. His head is also of the same material, and looks exactly like the common western depiction of a dragon's head.

"C-captain Zaircon! Wh-why are you-"

"You two will probably draw too much attention to yourselves without supervision. This would lead to your demise, and you know our motto: No One Left Behind. So, consider this a veto over your punishment."

Dakota grins. "Aww, that's sweet of you!"

"This is a one time deal. Got it?"

The two nod. Zaircon smiles and glances around. "This looks like the place from our dreams. That means the Godmodder is close. Stay low, and follow my lead."

Before they move, however....

FOCUS: Zaircon decides to try out their player power by charging 3 CP.

Then, the three head off to scout, sticking to cover.
 
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A new humanoid now stands among the battlefield. No prompt, no flash, merely absent one moment there the next. The humanoid is a scraggly thing, who looks more like if one were to melt one of those wedding toppers and then have it re sculpted. Properly put together but...off.

It first looks to itself as if confirming it's own existence, before taking stock of the battlefield, a grimace crossing it's face. "Another Godmodder and an entirely different battlefield? I suppose this at least means the original goal was likely a success." The thing straightens out it's [glove?], experimentally allowing a crackle of player power to run through it. "At least the rules don't seem to be changed terribly much."

A worn leather book is produced from nowhere, if anyone were to be close enough they'd have seen the title "Event Summery For Dummy's" scrawled across it in an ancient runic language. It leafs through the book quickly, before slamming it shut with a sigh. "Mind control shenanigans, well, at least I wasn't there to deal with it the first time." With that it begins drawing up it's player power, preparing once more to ACT-holy drunken spirits, a AG's shooting at a flipped entity!

Action One!

Using the power of these actions technically having no effect until they have an effect when the updot happens, thus giving the Players theoretically infinite time to respond to each-other's actions, the thing now present on the battlefield easily spots MAG's attack against the Holy Spirit before they can connect. A spark of power throwing up a wall of wormholes in front of the currently flipped entity, not blocking the Focus'd attack, but redirecting it to another time entirely. Because that's clearly how wormholes work. Clearly.

When? Well supposedly there'll be some beasts likely of the unfriendly sort heading their way, so it'd be best to lay a trap or two for those. And a Focus'd attack should make for a mighty fine trap.

From it's nebulous position on the battlefield the odd-looking "newcomer" raises it's voice to the green-armored ally. "My dear Tenno, I realize you're new around these parts but be careful of who you shoot, mind control is annoying but that doesn't mean you need to take the Old Yeller approach. I'm not so callous as to waste you're ammo, so the incoming enemy will meet quite the surprise...hopefully."

With pleasantries out of the way, it turns it's attention to the Holy Spirit. Time to put it's money where it's mouth is.

Action Two!

Power sparks between the thing's hands for a moment, a array of glowing runes appearing in a saturated orange light, the runes quickly weaving together like a crown of flowers. A simple array, but an effective one.

It tosses the runes like a hard-light Frisbee in the general direction of the Holy Spirit's head, smacking it in the face with a light 'pap' before it flips onto the top of it's head. A halo of anti-mind control runes for a Holy Spirit. The waxy-thing is totally not laughing itself to death on the inside over it's amazing wit.

Action Three!

It flops onto the ground, it doesn't have much more to do. So it stops doing the standing thing and starts doing the charging thing.

One CP Charged
 
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...... I am fully awake now, and kind of ticked off at how the blue bastard even thinks he can take my stuff. Well too bad for him, that thing was low health anyways, just for this exact moment.

I take matters into my own hands, walk towards the damaged Canoptek scarab, that's already sparking around as I walk near it. It's internal targeting system scans me, as it flits between classifying me as ally or enemy. Soon, smoke begins to emit out of certain exhaust ports as the system begins to blue screen. I casually walk up to the thing and open a panel on its side, and lo and behold, there's it's core. The core somehow accomodating a USB that has writing on the side. "GODMODDER HACKING USB, GUARANTEED TO HIJACK ANY AND ALL TYPES OF MECHANICAL ENTITIES" ..... I was not amused. I slowly took out the thing, but it seems there was a leftover virus as the thing is still bluescreening.

Just for a moment, the scarab begins to shudder and starts initiating combat procedures.... whereas I calmly open a small panel on a core, and tap a button labeled "SHUT DOWN". The thing powers down and it collapses onto the ground. I wait a few minutes, and close all the panels I opened. I open a small compartment on its snout, and press the button inside, and it starts up again. This time, it doesn't label me as an enemy now, for the virus was purged as I rebooted the system. I nod, satisfied at how simple it was to turn it back to my side, and glare at the fat blue godmodder. (2 actions)


I reserve one 1
 
I spread my mana around the facility though the spell is large it must spread the Godmodder's magic thin controlling all these being's at the same time so I shock all my research groups by forcing mana into their brains and disabling the spell.

After that I tell my magic research group to start putting magical defenses around the place and a Bounded Field around the factory.

I save 1 CP.
 
I charge 3 CP while looking at the Godmodder's tinder profile. See what his interests are, his likes, his dislikes, his annual income. You know, the normal.
 
Free Action - Commune With the Other Arbiter.
Torix - Well... yea.
Torix - Alastair is currently in the Himalayas, fighting the other Godmodder with about a dozen or so other Players.
Torix - And what do you mean by "loredump to deliver?" Are you and Alastair... co-Arbiter-ing this or something, somehow?


Action 1 -
I take a moment to fire the Magnetic Field Rejector's cone around the Godmodder, momentarily stunning him as the bioelectricity keeping his vital systems begins to shut down. However, the Godmodder resists the field and is only stunned for a second as the magnetic field around him is dispelled, requiring a significant amount of my power. Realizing that this won't work for long, I fire the Rejector's fields at him on repeat using a Mage Hand to prevent the Godmodder from interfering with these next two actions.

Actions 2 & 3 -
Secondly, a large lake nearby finds itself being lifted up into the air, defying all laws of gravity and foring what could probably be classified as an incredibly dense cloud. Moving it over to the battlefield, I drop the large amount of water above our former allies, freeing them from their hypnosis as the frigid water wakes them up from the trance-like state they were in. Shaking off their hypnosis, they return to their former allies as they realize that the Godmodder is a terrible person to be serving under!

Assets -
Charge Points - 1

Items -
- Magnetic Field Rejector
 
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Storypost 2: Arbiters
...I think I'll just set this autorecorder on. Good policy, should something happen to me. Don't think it will, but this situation is unusual. Only twice have people broken into the Arbiter Plane, and twice has it resulted in death. I'd pray this isn't a repeat but...

Well, there's no one left to pray to.

As I walk along the paths of the Arbiter Plane, I smile wryly. John Smith would have hated it. The entire damn place was like a sick cross between an office space and those classic looking DnD Dungeons. The kind that would also remind him of the room where he ground that grindstone.

Still... this place was home. It would be home for me for the rest of my days, most likely. Which is why this intruder was all the more alarming.

My mind raced through the different memories, layouts, and configurations of the Arbiter Posts and locations. This intruder was supposedly taking on the Godmodding fight in the Himilayas, right? So that means they're probably...

I step into the appropriate room and find the intruder right away.

Free Action - Commune With the Other Arbiter.
Torix - Well... yea.
Torix - Alastair is currently in the Himalayas, fighting the other Godmodder with about a dozen or so other Players.
Torix - And what do you mean by "loredump to deliver?" Are you and Alastair... co-Arbiter-ing this or something, somehow?


*snip*

"You know, you could talk to me directly since we're in the same room now."

Torix turns around, looking panicked. Nearly jumping into the desk as he sees me, he quickly regains his composure… err, tries to. He still looks very frazzled."... Oh… uh... hello there. Guessing you're the other Arbiter I've been talking to?" A young-ish looking teen stands before me. Wearing a familiar, burnt orange tee and looking more corporeal than the version on the distant battlefield, Torix stands before me, the other Arbiter, looking very confused and a bit alarmed still. "Also, how'd you find your way here? I thought this room didn't really have an entry point..."

I raise an eyebrow. Well, the closest thing I had to an eyebrow. Wait, could people tell? That didn't matter right away.

"That's honestly a bit strange, since you somehow managed to get here into the Arbiter Plane."

"Frankly… I'm just used to workarounds. I've always had to do that a lot… so I just warped in here after finding the Godmodder. The Truth about Arbiters stated there was an Arbiter Plane, so I quite simply… warped to the Arbiter Plane as my first action, and found myself here. Since then, I've been working the fight." The other one sort of shrugs. What's the shrug supposed to mean? Why are you shrugging, it's not like you don't know anything here!

"I… I can't say I'm not surprised that worked, but I am surprised that it did work," I grimace and rub my head. "You need more than just to be here to make these things work and to do the job right."

I give him a Look. The kind that stares right into them, and… my jaw - 'jaw'? Something else to think about later - my jaw goes slack at what I see.

"...I. You."

"Me?"

"You somehow qualify as an Arbiter. How. No, literally how - there's no more Architects around to give that title to people!" I sort of flail my arms about to emphasize my feelings on the matter.

"I'm not entirely sure myself, if I'm being honest. I could ask the same thing about you - yet we're both here, on the Arbiter Plane, with the powers of an Arbiter." Utilizing his arms in… a honestly more capable manner, he gestures to the stone brick walls of the Arbiter Plane around them.

I make a clicking sound with my mouth. He... he had a point. What mattered more was that we were here, and how we're able to do it not so much.

"Well, okay. But even still, you admitted you were a Player, and yet you're overseeing a Godmodding War. That's some heavy bias right there. The kind that got Arbiters killed in the past."

Well, Arbiter. But that's semantics.

"I did this out of necessity. Without the ability of an Arbiter to oversee the conflict, these conflicts can't happen - and the Godmodder wins by default. Somebody had to do this - and as the first to the battle, the responsibility fell on me."

I thought over his words. I think I took a little bit too long, for he started to squirm nervously for a moment. But eventually…

" Okay. I can't say your reasoning is entirely wrong - Godmodders are notorious for snowballing when they're not closely supervised. Fine. I guess we'll have to work with each other until our incidents are finished. But I still think we should have a talk after this is over to decide where things go next."

" Agreed. Speaking of snowballing entities though… um." He gestures to the monitor he views the battle in the Himalayas with. Tricky, the Ice Jester, is on the field. "A - I found Alastair. B - The Godmodder can also use the Alchemiter. This is a problem, as… well, he's created a Tricky. That can snowball."

I blanche a little, which is impressive considering how pale I was already. Tricky's history in reality… Let's just say that was the worst case scenario of Players trying to 'improve' on Godmodder design. I nod in agreement.

"That's a nasty combination. I don't know anything about the Alchemiter, but maybe reminding the Players about Critical Soul Weaknesses could be necessary. Everything has one, and even in the worst case scenario, as long as it lands on this Tricky it can put him down on the spot."

"Agreed. I'll remind them as soon as the next "Fight Post" as you put them comes out. Seems like it could be a decent idea, especially as he's definitely started… pulling out all the stops rather quickly." He checks his watch. "I should get to working on that, too... I wish you luck against the other Godmodder. I'll try my best to assist." Turning around to what appears to be a laptop of some sort, he begins typing hurriedly.

I give him my thanks and turn around. Just before I leave though, I belatedly remember something. I'm hesitant to mention it, but…

"The Doors are invisible- sort of. Just watch." I then proceed to twist what looks like air and step through what would look like solid wall. "Classic defense mechanism. "

With that, I head back to my station hurriedly. There was a lot going on and little time to manage it and all that...

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OOC: The Next post will be your normal Fight Post. Work will begin on that front shortly!
 
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Fight Post 4
Player Responses:

Gold pulls out OldGreatsword.EXE...

3 ACTION FOCUS - OLDGREATSWORD.EXE: A random sword made of random bits of code appears in Gold's hand. "Ayeeee, this ain't half bad! Better than most draws..." He tosses it right at the hostile spawner, entering into a Warp Slash into Armature combo, slicing into it with every piece of code. "Y'know, sometimes I like to use stuff OTHER than Ultimo Durana. It's hella fun to use, sure, but I sometimes like to use different stuff."

OldGreatsword.EXE created! Hm. Never exactly thought about how to balance items, other than them being stealable...

In honor of the name, I start to make some Soy Sauce.

You make some Soy Sauce! It's super effective against Tofu based beings!

From off in the distance, I observe the goings on of the battle. I turn to my partner, Victor.

"Looks like things are already popping off. You ready for this?"

Victor readies his rifle. "You don't even have to ask."

I nod. "Right, then. Let's kick it and be legends."

Victor and I launch ourselves into the air, brandishing our weapons.

Action 1:
I corkscrew through the air, sighting in on the godmodder. With one hand, I take aim with a silver plated hand cannon - the Right Hand of Fate. With my other hand, I aim with a gold plated pistol - the Left Hand of Fate. I double tap him in the face as I backflip through the air, sticking the landing flawlessly... if flawlessly means stumbling and almost falling. I'd still give it a 6/10.

Action 2:
Victor dives in right behind me, tossing a flashbang at the godmodder in an attempt to disrupt his mind control capabilities. Victor follows up by clubbing him over the head with his rifle.

Action 3:
I store 1 CP.

"Good to be back in the fight," I say. "Nice to see some familiar faces around here. Looks like I didn't miss too much either... nice change of pace from the last war."

CP: 1

OOC: Victor's not meant to be an entity. I'm mostly using him for flavor text and roleplaying purposes.

The landing wasn't even a 4/10 - you landed on your face! But the double-tap went through. 1 Point of damage tot he Godmodder!

The Godmodder is unaffected by the Flashbang thanks to his sense of sight not requiring eyeballs! He reaches over his own shoulder to catch the Rifle, yanks it from Victor's grip, and then slams an elbow into his gut. As Victor staggers, he swings the Rifle like a bat, sending both the man and his own weapon flying. He lands, his bruises only being superficial.

You charge a CP.

(x2) The Wind howls as a hurricane takes form, as I decant the Aspect of Breath into Vial form, it blows over the Mind Controlled Entities, blowing Freedom into their body and their spirit, weakening he chains of Mind Control laid into them as the Wind screams freedom into their ears. The chains hold, but their Metaphorical Links are worn as they shake and bend before the might of Breath, that Aspect of Freedom and Individuality.

(x1)Charging Up as I create the Vial of Breath...+1 CP
CP:4

Mind Control weakened for all Entities! All Mind Control attempts will be easier to break!

CP charged.

CRAP! YAJIROBE HAS TURNED AGAINST ME!

1. I summon a Twerkey (Attack 200)

2. I summon a Butterfree (Pokémon) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia (Attack 500)

3. I send the duo to Attack!

Twerkey and Butterfree summoned! You don't need to use a full Action to command your entities, though, so it goes towards giving them actual attack stats. (What's with the attack values anyway? Is that how much attack they want them to have? But it's so low...)

[AG - Boohoooo!] Twerkey: 10,000/10,000 HP, 1,250 ATK

[AG - Boohoooo!] Butterfree: 10,000/10,000 HP, 1,250 ATK

A dimensional portal opens up exactly where the New Godmodder was standing, splitting him down the vertical axis as the quiet watcher steps out, one hand holding the last glass of the mysterious booze he'd filled it up with before while another held a simple detonator button. He glanced around, noting how old some of the others he'd been helping out last time were now, and sighed as he tossed his drink over his shoulder, directly into the Godmodder's armor, the liquid steaming on contact with his armor as it tried to eat its way through it.

"Great, which idiot tried to fuck with time and my work?" he asked as he walked away from his arrival point, turning to see what he missed and noticing the Godmodder's presence where his portal was. "Damnit, why the hell does that happen so often? Makes me worried about this," he stated as he glanced at the detonator in his hand, before pressing it with some trepidation.

A random hill in the background exploded in a fractaling manner, before everything in the blast range seemingly vanished. The quiet watcher sighs and tosses the detonator off to the side and rubs his head for a moment, very annoyed with how inaccurate that had been as he starts charging CP.

In the distance, two creatures suffer massive amounts of damage! It seems the reinforcements will be hurt upon arrival!

Action 1: I summon a Tenno Operator to control the Warframe, and point out that if it's being remotely piloted by an AG, it can't be a PG.

Action 2: I install a Redirection Mod on the Warframe, giving it a shield that regenerates back to full if it doesn't take damage for a turn.

Action 3: I mind-control one of the mind-controlled entities (prioritizing my Warframe if my sound logic somehow doesn't work), converting it back to AG and also making it my entity.

Good point. Tenno Summoned! Warframe reobtained!

Regen Shield made! It'll block 25% of one attack per turn.

Your mind control attempt doesn't quite take, but.... Yajirobe's Mind Control is weakened even further as a result!

I see Lord Despayeeto and feel an emotion that I think is supposed to be rage, but appears as a minor annoyance.

I summon A Wild, Yet Curious Being and send it to... do whatever it does at him.

After that I use my Player Power to give myself Obito's Mangekyou Sharingan and Sasuke's Rinnesharingan, slightly remorseful over their deaths.

Then I set up a CP Bank, where players can store their CP and it'll add +1 from the void every 3 turns with me receiving 1 CP every time someone takes theirs out.

After that I use 1 CP to make a Bank Teller NPC so I don't have to man the bank myself.


Current CP: 3

The Godmodder promptly smashes the thing with his Ball and Chain, turning it into a fine paste. He then sets both the paste and the Ball and Chain on fire, uses a vacuum cleaner to gather the ashes, then put the ashes into a forge where it's all melted down into, oddly, a Brick of Violet Crystal. He then throws it into your face and walks off the sight, muttering something about a 'zero' the entire time.

You then create the Bank and the Teller with your CP, including the CP refunded to you after the summon was denied! However for balance purposes only the +1 CP generation works once every 5 turns per person. Thankfully, you can store your own Cp here too, if you wish!

You then feel an unsettling feeling, like CP and Actions being associated with a Bank has some sort of sordid history...

Action 1: I use the power of "Stolen Idea Syndrome" to instantly create a plan and execute it. Its a trap card, when activated by an idea that was used in the sequel, activates and allows any player to create a large, sweeping, plan to instantly try to destroy the ripoff of a much superior Godmodder. Yes. I just said that.

Mainly, the fact that the Charmzard did the exact same thing, spell damage (will saves) and all.

But, it begins.

Namely, first thing, I summon a christian minecraft server to judge your work. They notice "the Asshole" by the Godmodder's name and the fact the Holy Spirit is PG. A gigantic holy crusade consisting of a bunch of minecraft players armed with the finest technology 30k Admechanium ever made marched and banged outside the Arbiter's house demanding reworks.

Action 2 + 1 CP: I summon the Overmind, loyal to me only, and invested in HP with no Attack. The Zerg are now loyal to AG due to being base Zerg and not Primal Zerg as long as the Overmind is alive. In addition, the Tyranid groups start to bow to AG with the same Psi power.

Action 3 + 1 CP: I summon Skitter. Skitter controls all bugs in a mile. Tyranids, Bugs. Zerg, Bugs. Canoptek Scarab, Bug. Cooperation with the Overmind occurs to make them AG.




Free Action: The Godmodder realizes he never actually talked about how he blocked the instant deathblow attack, and instead said some nonsense about Posture and summoning stances in a fencing fight and proceeds to facepalm. It doesn't matter if you have Posture if you are AFK and/or summoning and don't actually explain how you blocked the instant deathblow attack. In Sekiro: Shadows Die Too Many Times instant deathblows come from assassination attempts when the enemy isn't paying attention to you or fighting. Secondly, I also not-bribed Dio by giving him motive to attack you outside of the bribe, the Muda Muda Muda ripoff except it was in english (useless useless useless), as we can see you are quite good at ripping off of superior fighters. Secondly, the Godmodder was actually dismissive of my efforts and was busy typing "casual" to react. Does this sound like a person who is in all times engaged in combat? Especially in a game without chat?

Ha! I'm in a plane they can't possibly reach- OH GOD THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE! UNDO! UNDO! MIND CONTROL UNDONE! LITTLE BLUB THING REMOVED!

...Wait, that was a player induced hallucination! Dangit! I can't believe I fell for it! I mean, Minecraft Avatars, having such power? Only the deranged mind of a player would ever think of that. Still, the action worked as intended.

Overmind and Skitter Summoned with similar stats! They attempt to do mass mind control, but they on;y succeed in weakening the Godmodder's influence by spreading their loyalties out too many directions! It seems that Mind Control in general and Mass Mind Control works best on entities created by your own power! Still, Mind Control Weakened! Tyranid Rippers confused and loyalties shaken!

The Godmodder scoffs. "If it wasn't obvious, we aren't playing Sekiro: Shadows Die Too Many Times. Therefore, I'm not beholden to its rules and can use any rules I like, such as my recently published 'Godmodder takes no Damage' game. Which I thought I was obvious considering the autoblock, but clearly some people don't have my mental faculties. Additionally, yes, I called you a casual - and anyone serious about being engaged in combat at all times could see your efforts, type casual, and still block. If they can't then that's their own fault."

...he totally just used the Ritual to block you, then gave you dismissive impressions to cover it up.

"Bitch, what did you say?"

shuttingup

The Tofu Shield will point out that it was supposed to be an entity, and therefore must have escaped the mind control by hiding in my inventory! It adds itself to the battlefield and prepares to intercept PG attacks.

Action 1: I point out how factories are inanimate buildings and as such have no minds, breaking the mind control on the Focus Factory!

Action 2: I feed the Zergling Spawners a delicious milkshake. The milk comes from Minecraft cows, granting it the power to remove the Mind Control status!

Action 3: I summon a door, hide a door-to-door proselytizer behind it, and hide the AGs behind the proselytizer. The next PG entity to attack will have to go through the door, at which point the proselytizer will convert them back to the AG side!

...wait seriously?

...oh shit, right. It's a play on meatshield. This is valid. Tofu Shield added to the field!

The power of logic is far too much for mere Godmodder magic! However, it immediately falls back under Godmodder control due to all of the Researchers, who are effectively in charge of the Focus Factory, being unanimously PG! Alas, Territory contest rules make such things tricky.

The Godmodder tries to invoke the same BS he did with the Sekiero argument, but it's too late! The Zerling Spawners have already drank the milk and returned to being AG, immediately going back to their owner's control since it wasn't specified to got to your control!

AG Door Trap Set!

<A1>
"AM VERY SURE OF Sleedp sTOPIUNG!"
"Know man was try make AL DA SPLEp of many who death SUCH GOODLY, and man not work because CHALK!"
"Am know you are the likings chalk! too much the likings chalk! No coincidence! Coincidence impossible! Never COINDINCIENICNEINIENINEIECE!"

The Guys mouth gets wider. and wider. It's about as big as their body by now.
</A1>
<A2>
Warframes are the needing Teno.
Teno control the warframes that are the needings of them.
I make Teno which sits inside ground. It will control Warframe even if Godmodderi s Warframe control. Warframe now us.
Then Teno is explode because there is already Teno. in crater, is runework. Runework cannot AG. cannot PG. cannot N. is runework. Will do secret thing, but only if secret stuff. Runework will become bigger while wait.
</A2>
<A3>
Idea is yes! what if thing? And yes! big rock! much! Quite!
<Tln> +1 CP. </Tln>
</A3>
<inv> Brown Man. 3 CP. Mouth II. </inv>

The Godmodder... well, I think he blinks. Hard to tell under the helmet.

"Wait a second. The text is wrong and the spelling is atrocious but..." He recoils. "A JOEbob! I should have known! You're trying to recreate the Entity Stasis Machine aren't you? Well unfortunately for you, that's no longer possible - I spent most of my time before the fight building up the charge needed to make such things impossible to recreate as long as I live!"

You then.... erm.

"He's setting up a Snowballing Runework with a hidden purpose. He just happened to do so by exploding a Teno - the CaCNW version of the Tenno. "

Right! I knew that!

...You get a Big Rock, but it turns out to be a charged CP instead. For some reason it's a lovely shade of Violet.


You charge another 3 CP! You should probably keep track of how much CP you'll charge yourself. I suggest the following format for maximum meme -

That-Random-Guy: 6 CP

I heard it made a One Punch Man Character a Player brought into an exalted Godking! Sadly, even Exalted Godkings still kinda explode when punched by a certain Caped Baldy.

Another moment of silence for the glorious overlord's loss.

...

Okay, moment over.

Oh dear, Our allies being mind controlled?
NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN GAME!
Shadrix? Can you send us something that can help make sure that our entities can't be mind controlled?
On it!

Actions 1-3: Shadrix sends blueprints of a machine that links to mind-controlled Entities and makes them turn to our side and to create a field that makes mind-control null to the Godmodder. Me and the other A.I's start constructing the machine. It looks a bit like a satellite dish that is attached to a remote. After construction, I press the button and hopes that it works.

You create an Anti-Mind Control Machine but the Godmodder, bored from the lack of things sent his way, pulls out an Anti-Mind Cotnrol Null Field device! And by that I mean another Ball and Chain. It crashes atop all of your hard, precious work. Somewhere, a baby cries. The Godmodder uses its tears to fill a mug labled '#1 AssholeMeanie Face' and sips from it. He finds it delicious.

well well well, looks like there's a fight goin' on here.
With action one I summon a medigun and start offering healing to anyone who needs it.
With action two I summon and antimedgun and point it at the godmodder, sapping health.
With action three I summon a necromancer to fight for me, reanimating those I am either too lazy to or dont want to save.

You summon a Medigun and manage to heal Dragon of Hope to 'Slightly Injured' status before the Godmodder plugs a random Spy's head into the front end of the Medigun, causing it to explode and the Spy to die from HP rollover.

You don't specify what you summon, since you explicitely said 'I summon *and* antimedigun', and so the Godmodder helpfully summons a 'Suicide Anti-Antimedigun unit'. It bodyblocks the Godmodder long enough to put up an 'Anti-Health Drain Spell', preventing the AntiMedigun from ever working on the Godmodder. however, it'll work on other enemies just fine, so I guess it wasn't a total loss.

Unlike the Necromancer. It just fucking explodes.

"Ah, I guess I forgot to mention - the thing I made that is preventing the JOEbobs from making another Eternity Stasis Machine is a "Curse of Perma-death"! You can't bring entities back from the dead and anything that can do so explodes upon creation. The cost to keep Players from coming back was more than the charge cap allowed, but considering not even the veterans of the previous war could escape back to the land of the living on their own, I'm not too worried."

Well, considering you had no way of knowing, the CP the Necromancer was supposed to have goes to making the Antimedigun better. And the CP is made from the explosion the Necromancer made, so it's environmentally friendly through recycling!

Upon seeing that our allies can be mind controlled I decide to make something that cannot be mind controlled, mainly a trading stall, focusing my actions and using the remains in the door reflected back at me I set up a neutral stall so that outside entities can support us Anti-Godmodders...and maybe the PG people too, but I highly doubt that anyone outside of this place would side with the damned Godmodder.

A trading Stall takes the place of the Doorway to the Final Wall! You are almost certain this is not up to code, and it is immediately labeled as a Black Market Stall! And then you realize - the stall isn't stocked! Not to worry though - the Godmodder takes care of that for you! Granted, because the stall is now filled entirely with Godmodder memorabilia, all proceeds will go to the Godmodder until Players can stock their own items in themselves! Because this is technically a Neutral entity, the Black Market Stall is swiftly labeled a s a PG-Leaning Entity! Never mind that it's actually a structure and not a being capable of independent thought or motion.

Action 1: Wage a psychic battle to enforce my will upon the Mind-Controlled Zergling Spawners

Action 2: Draw on the Will of the Overmind to reassert control upon my lost Brood.

Action 3: Evolve (Enhance) the Zergling Spawners

Since your Entities are free from the Mind Control thanks to the efforts of your teammates, your CP is focused on Enhancing the Zergling Spawners! The Spawn time is now once every 5 turns! ... this might take a few more turns to get up to code on pure CP alone.

I frown as my Rippers are torn away from my mind, forced to do another's bidding while I can only barely feel their minds, trapped within themselves, blind to me, trying to find their creator while slaved to so many malign wills.

False ones, deceivers and thieves! All of them! My body shook with rage, skin tearing open with wet "pops!" as blood and green ichor oozed out, muscles coiling and throbbing in pain and anger.

ENOUGH.

I seized one of my remaining Rippers, bit I did so with care, it hissed softly as it knew what must be done.

I plunged a finger through its back, punching holes through its carapace, and entering the soft spongy flesh underneath. Hot, stinking blood ran out of its body, it squirmed in oain, chittering as my finger searched for its nervous system.

The closer I got, the more it screeched and squirmed, both in pain, and as a means to alert me. When I found it, I pressed the tip of my finger agains it, and my flesh along it split open, before tendrils of my own nerves slid out like worms.

They connected to the Ripper with a "Snickt!", "Squelch!", and a "Scrreeeec!" Though that last one came from the Ripper itself.

Suddenly I was aware of the Ripper's thoughts, and...the thoughts of the others. I established a deeper between it, it's brother, and the rest of them.

With our minds linked,,u cast my mind towards all of the Ripper's, forcing my way through these weak shackles forced over them by the False Ones, my assault aided by my remaining Free Rippers.

I smashed these false chains, melding my minds with my Swarm, guiding them back to me, stripping away the shutters that blinded them from me.

I cast my mind towards these pretenders, and smirked as I enforced my will over my blossoming Swarm, strengthening the connections, the synaptic Network, the bond between us, alllowing no other to ever steal my Rippers, or any other of my Swarm now, or in the future.

This will not happen again. Never.

I retracted my finger from the Ripper, pulling it out with a audble "Pop!", nerves sliding back into my body, causing me to shiver.

As its wounds closed, I set it down, sendin with its brethren to begin consuming the remains of the WildBearLion, as I heard them begin to tear the flesh off, I turned towards all the other people in the distance.

Watching, knowing that I couldn't trust these thieves.

I may be on my own.

I felt the Swarm brush against my mind, and I was reminded that I am not alone.

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2 Actions are spent to recover all my Rippers from Mind Control.

1 Action is Spent to Protect my Swarm from Future Mind Control by establishing a Hive-Mind between us.

I am now Neutral because everyone is a thieving magpie apparently.

In a stunning display of protective loyalty, you take back the Tyranid Rippers and bolster their mental defenses! Then you understandably declare yourself a neutral party. Good luck, you filthy fellow Neutral!

A small ship emerges from the clouds above and makes its way downwards. Those who have played Warframe may recognize it as a Liset, the stealthy landing-craft of choice for the Tenno. The ship slows, then hovers about 30 meters above the ground. As it does, a cylindrical structure on the bottom slides open, revealing a green Warframe and a small yellow robot ready to drop.


I quickly detach myself from the Liset and dive down to the planet below, landing with grace and ease practiced through hundreds of missions. Taxon follows me down, floating above my head as he always does. The hatch on the Liset closes, and the vessel flies off to return to my Orbiter. As I stand up, I receive a message, the sender's visage appearing on the left side of my field of vision.

LOTUS: Tenno, your mission is to find this so-called "Godmodder" and put an end to him.
LOTUS: This will not be easy. Godmodders are dangerous opponents. You will need help from the "Anti-Godmodders" to defeat him.
LOTUS: Good hunting, Tenno.


Her face disappears as quickly as it came, but in its place another "face" appears, if you can call it a face. Cephalons don't tend to present themselves as anything more than shapes, after all.

ORDIS: Operator, this seems- Mindnumbingly stupid- unwise.
ORDIS: We know nothing about this "Godmodder" or even about this planet!
ORDIS: Who knows what kind of- Nightmarish freaks- terrors could reside here?!


I sigh, or at least my Warframe makes a motion indicating a sigh. It has no mouth, you see.

MAG: Ordis, it's fine.
MAG: Whatever this guy is, he can't be any worse than the Sentients.
MAG: We can handle him, don't worry.

TAXON: >OPERATOR<
TAXON: >SYSTEM CHECKS COMPLETE<
TAXON: >ZENITH ASSAULT RIFLE, ONLINE<
TAXON: >GAMMACOR LASER, ONLINE<
TAXON: >BROKEN SCEPTER, ONLINE<

ORDIS: You imbecilic cross- Taxon, why would a stick need to be online?
TAXON: >CEPHALON ORDIS<
TAXON: >YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL THESE DAYS<

MAG: Enough, you two!
MAG: Let's just get a move-on and see what this Godmodder guy is all about.
MAG: And Ordis?
MAG: Keep the others from getting too antsy, maybe take them on a trip around the world or something if they get bored.
MAG: Also, let me know when Equinox is finished.

ORDIS: Absolutely, Operator. Stay safe.

With that, the line closes, and I can get to work.

>FOCUS: Readying my Zenith rifle, I scope out the situation.

MAG: By the Lotus, what is happening here?

Of note is the Warframe lying limp on the ground (Another Tenno?), the fat man with a sword fighting a dinosaur and a duck, and...

Oh what the hell, just pick a target and go. I take aim at what my HUD tells me is called a "Holy Spirit" and open fire, unleashing the entirety of the gun's 90-round clip into the... thing.

You proceed to do a focused Action, but it's redirected by another Player later on!


Hi. Hope you're doing well! Make sure to keep track of your CP! 3 CP charged!

In the distance, a flash of light appears in the distance. A couple people notice it and glance in preparation. What could have caused it? Is it Godmodder related? Is it an ally? Is it something much more powerful?

...Well whatever it was, it doesn't seem to be anything of note, since nothing appears to be approaching the field. So, after a minute, the two players who noticed it shrug it off and get back to work. None of them notice the very tiny cube that zooms past them and lands about 500 meters away.

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The cube lands on the ground. Well... landing is a light term that is very inaccurate. A more accurate sentence would be "the cube crashes into the ground, bounces about five times, and skids for another 50 meters."

There. Now the picture has been revealed.

After a minute, the cube shakes, and then a beam of light pokes out of it. Where the light touches the ground, two tiny figures appear, then immediately grow to a more realistic size. (i.e. they are now as tall as other players.)

One figure is taller than the other. He is a pale old gentleman wearing an olive green suit, and a small matching green top hat with goggles on it. He has grey hear, square glasses, and a curled mustache. He looks like someone you'd find in the 1870's, or maybe Bioshock Infinite.

The other figure is shorter, but not too short. He has a darker complexion, and is wearing a red and yellow tracksuit with orange tinted sunglasses. He is clean shaven, and has curly brown hair. He looks like someone you'd find in the 1970's.

Clearly, there was some miscommunication on which era of clothing they would wear.

"Well isn't this just great!" the steampunk man says with a scowl, "Thanks to you, Dakota, we are stuck scouting a place where a Godmodder may be! Why did you have to touch the controls?"

"Hey, you should thank me Cavendish," the other man, Dakota, said, "if it weren't for me, we'd have landed in the middle of the battle! We would've all been killed!"

"Yes, but you damaged dangerous equipment."

"Equipment can be fixed! We have, like, fifty engineers on board, one of them could've fixed it."

"Will you two be quiet!"

The two figures turn to glance at the third figure, who had just left the ship. He is massive, almost ten feet tall, and covered in a black cloak, only revealing his hands and head. His hands are grey, in fact they look to be made of metal, with five sharp claws. His head is also of the same material, and looks exactly like the common western depiction of a dragon's head.

"C-captain Zaircon! Wh-why are you-"

"You two will probably draw too much attention to yourselves without supervision. This would lead to your demise, and you know our motto: No One Left Behind. So, consider this a veto over your punishment."

Dakota grins. "Aww, that's sweet of you!"

"This is a one time deal. Got it?"

The two nod. Zaircon smiles and glances around. "This looks like the place from our dreams. That means the Godmodder is close. Stay low, and follow my lead."

Before they move, however....

FOCUS: Zaircon decides to try out their player power by charging 3 CP.

Then, the three head off to scout, sticking to cover.

...*sniff sniff*.

Is this a Murphy's Law reference I'm smelling? Milo Murphy, to be specific.

Anyway CP charged! Make sure to keep track of it!

A new humanoid now stands among the battlefield. No prompt, no flash, merely absent one moment there the next. The humanoid is a scraggly thing, who looks more like if one were to melt one of those wedding toppers and then have it re sculpted. Properly put together but...off.

It first looks to itself as if confirming it's own existence, before taking stock of the battlefield, a grimace crossing it's face. [L-Orange]"Another Godmodder and an entirely different battlefield? I suppose this at least means the original goal was likely a success." The thing straightens out it's [glove?], experimentally allowing a crackle of player power to run through it. "At least the rules don't seem to be changed terribly much."

A worn leather book is produced from nowhere, if anyone were to be close enough they'd have seen the title "Event Summery For Dummy's" scrawled across it in an ancient runic language. It leafs through the book quickly, before slamming it shut with a sigh. "Mind control shenanigans, well, at least I wasn't there to deal with it the first time." With that it begins drawing up it's player power, preparing once more to ACT-holy drunken spirits, a AG's shooting at a flipped entity!

Action One!

Using the power of these actions technically having no effect until they have an effect when the updot happens, thus giving the Players theoretically infinite time to respond to each-other's actions, the thing now present on the battlefield easily spots MAG's attack against the Holy Spirit before they can connect. A spark of power throwing up a wall of wormholes in front of the currently flipped entity, not blocking the Focus'd attack, but redirecting it to another time entirely. Because that's clearly how wormholes work. Clearly.

When? Well supposedly there'll be some beasts likely of the unfriendly sort heading their way, so it'd be best to lay a trap or two for those. And a Focus'd attack should make for a mighty fine trap.

From it's nebulous position on the battlefield the odd-looking "newcomer" raises it's voice to the green-armored ally. "My dear Tenno, I realize you're new around these parts but be careful of who you shoot, mind control is annoying but that doesn't mean you need to take the Old Yeller approach. I'm not so callous as to waste you're ammo, so the incoming enemy will meet quite the surprise...hopefully."

With pleasantries out of the way, it turns it's attention to the Holy Spirit. Time to put it's money where it's mouth is.

Action Two!

Power sparks between the thing's hands for a moment, a array of glowing runes appearing in a saturated orange light, the runes quickly weaving together like a crown of flowers. A simple array, but an effective one.

It tosses the runes like a hard-light Frisbee in the general direction of the Holy Spirit's head, smacking it in the face with a light 'pap' before it flips onto the top of it's head. A halo of anti-mind control runes for a Holy Spirit. The waxy-thing is totally not laughing itself to death on the inside over it's amazing wit.

Action Three!

It flops onto the ground, it doesn't have much more to do. So it stops doing the standing thing and starts doing the charging thing.

One CP Charged

You redirect the Player Tenno's attack! It'll hit the next enemy to enter the field!

The Holy Spirit has already been reconverted - ironic - so you instead charge 2 CP instead of one! They can still be halo shaped if you wish though.

...... I am fully awake now, and kind of ticked off at how the blue bastard even thinks he can take my stuff. Well too bad for him, that thing was low health anyways, just for this exact moment.

I take matters into my own hands, walk towards the damaged Canoptek scarab, that's already sparking around as I walk near it. It's internal targeting system scans me, as it flits between classifying me as ally or enemy. Soon, smoke begins to emit out of certain exhaust ports as the system begins to blue screen. I casually walk up to the thing and open a panel on its side, and lo and behold, there's it's core. The core somehow accomodating a USB that has writing on the side. "GODMODDER HACKING USB, GUARANTEED TO HIJACK ANY AND ALL TYPES OF MECHANICAL ENTITIES" ..... I was not amused. I slowly took out the thing, but it seems there was a leftover virus as the thing is still bluescreening.

Just for a moment, the scarab begins to shudder and starts initiating combat procedures.... whereas I calmly open a small panel on a core, and tap a button labeled "SHUT DOWN". The thing powers down and it collapses onto the ground. I wait a few minutes, and close all the panels I opened. I open a small compartment on its snout, and press the button inside, and it starts up again. This time, it doesn't label me as an enemy now, for the virus was purged as I rebooted the system. I nod, satisfied at how simple it was to turn it back to my side, and glare at the fat blue godmodder. (2 actions)


I reserve one 1

"...how rude! I am not fat at all!"

How do we know that though.... tubby.

"...I hate every living being here with a passion!"

Scarab reobtained! 1 CP charged!

I spread my mana around the facility though the spell is large it must spread the Godmodder's magic thin controlling all these being's at the same time so I shock all my research groups by forcing mana into their brains and disabling the spell.

After that I tell my magic research group to start putting magical defenses around the place and a Bounded Field around the factory.

I save 1 CP.

Well, the Godmodder's Magic, thoguh spread 'thin', is still amped by the fact that it's approximately 87% Godmodding energy, which is hardy and makes what few, demonically aligned magics in the spell even hardier! You do, however, manage to free the Magic research group long enough for them to put up the Bounded Field! It'll act the same as the Regen Shield - 25% attack reduction for one attack once a round.

You then charge a CP.

I charge 3 CP while looking at the Godmodder's tinder profile. See what his interests are, his likes, his dislikes, his annual income. You know, the normal.

You look on Tinder to find.... that it was blank? It was just made! You look up to see the Godmodder tapping away at a smart phone in one hand while the other twirls the Ball and chain around effortlessly on one finger. He pauses, then notices your stare. He growls and types something else. One refresh later and you find his Tinder Profile has been set to Private - Friends only! Because that's totally how Tinder works!

3 CP charged!

*snip*

Action 1 -
I take a moment to fire the Magnetic Field Rejector's cone around the Godmodder, momentarily stunning him as the bioelectricity keeping his vital systems begins to shut down. However, the Godmodder resists the field and is only stunned for a second as the magnetic field around him is dispelled, requiring a significant amount of my power. Realizing that this won't work for long, I fire the Rejector's fields at him on repeat using a Mage Hand to prevent the Godmodder from interfering with these next two actions.

Actions 2 & 3 -
Secondly, a large lake nearby finds itself being lifted up into the air, defying all laws of gravity and foring what could probably be classified as an incredibly dense cloud. Moving it over to the battlefield, I drop the large amount of water above our former allies, freeing them from their hypnosis as the frigid water wakes them up from the trance-like state they were in. Shaking off their hypnosis, they return to their former allies as they realize that the Godmodder is a terrible person to be serving under!

Assets -
Charge Points - 1

Items -
- Magnetic Field Rejector

A good strategy, but the only enemies left to un-hypnotize are the Researchers inside of the Focus Factory, And thus don't get wet-

Oh wait. There's Yajirobe. Well, it's not quite enough to break the spell, but it's enough to set him up for what comes next.

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EoTB (End of Turn Battle):

First things first- Everyone let's Yajirobe fall for the AG reconversion trap. His Action is wasted, but he's AG again. It seems that most of the army has been reconverted back to your side! Nice!

The fate of the Factory is not so good, though. In a single Action, the Godmodder sovles all of the problems remaining in the two groups he has under his control - the inter-group conflict, the intra-group conflict, the communications problems - he even fixes the coffee Maker to prevent it from ever needing to be clean! All in one Seminar to boot! They've not only been improved, but they're even more under the Godmodder's thrall AND the AG faction huddled up in the Magic labs is tempted to switch sides.... WILLINGLY! TheGoldenBoy2188 will need to pull out all the stops to retake it from the Godmodder! The Factory, meanwhile, produces two Research Points for the Godmodder, which he promptly pockets for later use.

Meanwhile, the Godmodder uses his second Action to take out his cell phone. In one brisk phone call, armed forces drop in and surround the CP Bank! They're guarding the FBI, who are very certain this is highly illegal Action laundering! The Godmodder is currently wearing an electron-perfectly placed nametag saying 'Hello I'm: Not the Godmodder', so the FBI are working with him willingly because of his impenetrable disguise! And on top of this, they're Eyeing the Overmind and Skitter like a money starved office worker eyes a promotion...

The AG forces hesitate - the Only PG Forces here is the Focus Factory and it's Mind Controlled Researchers! However fortunately- or unfortunately, that soon changes!

Two large beasts, a bit ragged from TheQuietWatcher's fractalbomb-

BLAM!

- Are hit by the attack redirected thanks to Spicy Serious's foresight! They're now even more damaged!

However that's little comfort when what faces you are an Amboniable Snowball-ling and a Ninja Tyrannosaurus Rex!

"Ah, that's more like it. Players always did come up with the more crazy things, and they've had ten years to breed and produce offspring!"

You do get the feeling that more enemies were supposed to show up, but The Quiet Watcher's Bomb must have killed them when they were crossing the Hill. At any rate, a fight breaks out! The Holy Spirit Buffs the Entity Warframe with its five Buffs, allowing it to do combat with and damage the Ninja Tyrannosaurus Rex in epic, fast paced showdowns!! The rest focus fire on the Ambominable Snowbaling, dealing another 10,000 damage to it!

However, the Ninja Tyrannosaurus and Abominable Snowball-ling are no slouches. The ninja Tyrannosaurus uses a ninjutsu to disguise itself among the trees, giving it a dodge factor of 50% for three turns! Meanwhile, the Snowballing roars and gets a little buffer, causing it to hit with a whopping 27,500 damage to the Twerky, ending its reign of Turkeybutt terror!

The Zerglings look at the snowballing hungrily and decide they're having snowcones for an early dessert, dealing another 2,500 damage to it!

The Godmodder's Black Market Stall sales gives him his cut of 1 GCP (Godmodder CP, superior product to Player CP, please do not steal!), which he also Pockets for later use!

You also hear a small rumbling. It seems whatever the Godmodder did the first turn will just keep drawing in monsters from all over the Final Wall until it's either stopped, or until the Final Wall is clean of horrific Godmodder and Player Entity Offspring!

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Entity/NPC List:

[G] The Godmodder: HP - 98/100, 2 Research Points, 1 GCP
-Notoriously hard to damage. Somehow here in spite of the Cycle of Godmodders being broken.

[PG] Ninja Tyrannosaurus Rex: 80,000/150,000 HP, 25,000 ATK, Ninjutsu (Sacrifice an attack to apply a buff for 3 turns), Buff: 50% Dodge Chance!

[PG] Abominable Snowball-ling: 75,000/150,000 HP, 27,500 ATK, Minor Snowballing: Increase ATK by 2,500 each turn before attacking

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[AG - BlackJesusTheOne] Holy Spirit: 10,000/10,000 HP, +100 Buff X 5
-The Holy Spirit of BlackJesusthOne specifically.
[AG - BlackJesustheOne] CP Bank: 10,000/10,000 HP, generates +1 CP per Account every 5 turns (Accounts: 0, CP : 0) - Under investigation from the FBI!
[AG - BlackJesustheOne] Bank Teller: 10,000/10,000 HP, Manages CP Bank - Under investigation by the FBI!

[PG- TheGoldenBoy2188] Focus Factory: 25,000 HP, Can create something?, Will bodyguard anything inside! (Territory Controlled! 2/3 are PG!), Bounded Field (Regen Shield)
-It has three main rooms and a Nuclear Bunker! The three rooms are dedicated to different branches of research. The Research is Biology, Technology, and Magic.
[PG - TheGoldenBoy2188] Technology Research Group: 5,000/5,000 HP, Produces 1 Unit of Research every turn(Heavily MIND CONTROLLED)
[PG - TheGoldenBoy2188] Biology Research Group: 5,000/5,000 HP, Produces 1 Unit of Research every turn(Heavily MIND CONTROLLED)
[AG - TheGoldenBoy2188] Magical Research Group: 5,000/5,000 HP, Produces 1 Unit of Research every six turns - Warmup: 4/6 turns, Tempted to defect!
-Top Researchers in each of their fields!

[AG-Boohoooo!] Yajirobe: 10,000/10,000 HP, 2,500 ATK
-Remember when he was relevant?
[AG - Boohoooo!] Butterfree: 10,000/10,000 HP, 1,250 ATK

[AG - Crusher48] Warframe: 10,000/10,000 HP, 10,000 ATK, Needs a 'Tenno' Entity to function, Regen Shield - Blocks 25% of 1 Attack a turn
[AG - Crusher48] Tenno: 10,000/10,000 HP
-A glass to shape the godly fury and the godly fury to go with it.

[AG - Troglodyte] Zergling Spawners: 5,000/5,000 HP X 3, Summon X 3(1 CP Cannon Fodder Zergling) - Warmup Time: 4/5 turns
-These things make the Zerg Rush happen.

[AG - Gnich] Canoptek Scarab: 500/15,000 HP, 2,500 ATK, Gathers 1 Resource per turn (Can't use for itself, is not CP)
-Apparently part machine.

[AG - RedRover] Overmind: 10,000/10,000 HP, Mass Mind Control (Specialty: Psi Beings) - Under watch by the FBI!
[AG - RedRover] Skitter: 10,000/10,000 HP, Mass Mind Control (Specialty: Bug Control) - Under watch by the FBI!

[AG - Splashcat] Tofu Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP, Bait. Stealth capable

[N - Jaggerain] Tyranid Rippers: 2,000/2,000 HP X 5, 500 ATK X 5, Gather 1 CP per six turns of eating something(2/6). Resistant to Mind Control!
-Ripped straight from the Grimdark Future of the 41st millennium!

[PG-Leaning Neutral - MedievalParadox] Black Market Trading Stall: 10,000/10,000 HP, Stocked with Godmodder items only!, each turn it makes sales to give one side either a valuable item in trade or 1 CP per sale to be distrubuted among all CP capable entities for that side.

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[N] FBI Lead Investigator: 5,000/5,000 HP, 2,500 ATK - Investigating the CP Bank! Investigating the Bank Teller!

[N] FBI Operatives: 1,000/1,000 HP X 10, 500 ATK X 10 - Investigating the CP Bank! Keeping an eye on Skitter and the Overmind!

[N] Armed Forces Troops: 10,000/10,000 HP X 50, 5,000 ATK X 50 - Bodyguarding the FBI Operatives in groups of 5 per!

[N] Elite Armed Forces Troops: 25,000/25,000 HP X 2, 12,500 ATK X 2 - Bodyguarding the FBI Lead Investigator!

Anti-Godmodders:

Boohoooo!: Nothing so far
Crusher48: Nothing so far
TheGoldenBoy2188: Nothing so far
Splashcat: Tofu Shield(1 Action)
MedievalParadox: Door Shield(1 Action), Tommy Keys(3 Actions worth)
DragonofHope (Slightly Injured): Soy Sauce (Extra Effective against Tofu Based Beings, 3 Actions worth)
BlackJesustheOne: Nothing so far
LordDespayeeto: Nothing so far
Bill Nye: Nothing so far
Troglodyte: Nothing so far
Torix: Magnetic Field Rejector Pistol(2 Actions worth)
GoldHero101: Ultimo Durana(CP Stored: 3), OldGreatsword.EXE (3 Actions worth)
RedRover: Nothing Yet
yyzsong: Antimedigun(2 CP of Life Drain)
ManiacMastR: Nothing Yet
redoubtableEagle: Nothing yet
Spicy Serious: Nothing yet

Neutrals:

JOEbobobob: Defensive mouth gesture?(2 CP worth?), Snowballing Runework
Jaggerain: Nothing so far
 
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(x3) I continue focusing on decanting the Aspects into their Vials...+3 CP
Paradoxdragonpaci:7CP

I give a sad nod to Jagg, and wish him the best of luck
 
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I imagine that the godmodder is an amazing person to team up with..... if he wasn't so destrutive towards allies.
AGs look pretty fine, but I don't wanna stay dedicated towards their objectives too much, so I'll just stay neutral.

I gather energy together and prepare for the next phase of my plan. +3cp

inventory:
1 CP
 
And suddenly he was, who was? A very average man was. One moment he wasn't and the next he was. Of course this is all some philosophical bs that the man would say to his friends when in reality he just fell out of a hole.
But all that was completely irrelevant and honestly a waste of time. As the only thing that does matter is the scary man with a ball and chain.

On that note I (the man) choose to summon some assistance, an ancient hero that once gave his life for my ancestor. I summon the Frog of Truth! A frog that has the ability to detect lies and cheats.

I use an additional action to boost the frogs health, he will not die a tragic death this time.

Oh, I still have a spare action. Well I'll be sure to use that responsibly, by buying a loot crate with it! There's a chance I could get a great item right? But in order to improve my luck I pray to RNGesus for extra luck (what do you mean he's busy dealing with a sponge!?)
 
The Godmodder promptly smashes the thing with his Ball and Chain, turning it into a fine paste. He then sets both the paste and the Ball and Chain on fire, uses a vacuum cleaner to gather the ashes, then put the ashes into a forge where it's all melted down into, oddly, a Brick of Violet Crystal. He then throws it into your face and walks off the sight, muttering something about a 'zero' the entire time.

You then create the Bank and the Teller with your CP, including the CP refunded to you after the summon was denied! However for balance purposes only the +1 CP generation works once every 5 turns per person. Thankfully, you can store your own Cp here too, if you wish!

You then feel an unsettling feeling, like CP and Actions being associated with a Bank has some sort of sordid history...
I catch the crystal, slightly annoyed that it was thrown at me, then I realize what it is...

An Ether Crystal! That disgusting affront to father I created was actually good for something.

I create a hot spring next to the bank and put the Ether Crystal inside, which turns it into an Ether Spring! After 5 turns (doesn't have to be consecutive) anyone who relaxes in the Ether Spring will receive an Ether Gear!

I open an account with the CP Bank and store my CP (free action?) before sitting in the Ether Spring and communing with my father with a simple question in mind.

(This is all thought/telepathic speech, so I'm assuming it's free)

"Father."

"Yes, my son?"

"I have been summoned once more, this time to defeat an entity known as the Godmodder."

"I'm aware. He's quite troublesome, is he not?"

"He is, but I'm looking for the person who summoned me here."

"Ah, Alastair Dragovich? He's an Arbiter. What business do you have with him?"

"I simply want to talk. I need information."

"Very well then. You'll soon know his location. Use the eyes of the Uchiha you slew to get there."

"Understood."


I wait for Alastair's location to be revealed whilst enjoying a nice soak with the Holy Spirit.


BJtO CP - 3 CP (banked)
 
<A1>
"Wait a second. The text is wrong and the spelling is atrocious but..." He recoils. "A JOEbob! I should have known! You're trying to recreate the Entity Stasis Machine aren't you? Well unfortunately for you, that's no longer possible - I spent most of my time before the fight building up the charge needed to make such things impossible to recreate as long as I live!"
"A JOEbob? who is be this might?"
"Am not name be THAT! what?"
"and why you are no like stats? you has stats! your stats 100 HP stats! whats?"

In confusion is, man mouth somehow get bigger teeth. get bigger saliva. get bigger stomach acid. half-vomits, so stomach acid in mouth. Mouth same size, contents more big.
</A1>
<A2> Does carve rock, and rock become statue big! good statue! statue with very good proportions: 97% mouth! statue many goodness, worth 2 CP, yes-yes! Statue item technically! but CP! but item!
yes.
</A2>
<A#>
hrm. action divider is break? not work! harumphhhuhumph.
</@#>
<inv>
Runework. 2 CP statue. 2 CP. 3U mouth.
</inv>
[1x] In a distant alcove, a Grey-teal wave of light radiates out from a small flame. a figure, seemingly carved of some impervious metal, creaks lightly as it shakes off sediment, and the light rushes into it, runes and structures glowing along it in an ever-shifting manner.
 
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I use my three turns to stock up the trading stall with some Anti-Godmodder equipment, like T-shirts, and Weapons (the kids love the "Defeat the Godmodder the Flamethrower") he may be a godmodder but i will not let him take over my trading station,
 
Gold stabs GreatSword.EXE into the ground...

3 ACTION FOCUS - SUMMON EXE KNIGHT: A knight wielding GreatSword.EXE appears! He's got good attack, but his health is a bit unstable due to GreatSword.EXE being made out of random pieces of code.
 
Alright I ask the Magical Research Group to cast anti-mind control spells and find out how to break the godmodder's spell then I go into the factory and start to construct a plasma cannon.
 
*snip*

"Father."

"Yes, my son?"

"I have been summoned once more, this time to defeat an entity known as the Godmodder."

"I'm aware. He's quite troublesome, is he not?"

"He is, but I'm looking for the person who summoned me here."

"Ah, Alastair Dragovich? He's an Arbiter. What business do you have with him?"

"I simply want to talk. I need information."

"Very well then. You'll soon know his location. Use the eyes of the Uchiha you slew to get there."

"Understood."

I wait for Alastair's location to be revealed whilst enjoying a nice soak with the Holy Spirit.

Torix - Um... yea. About that...
Torix - Alastair isn't the Arbiter. I'm the other guy in the "Storypost" the other Arbiter dropped...
Torix - And unless he somehow transcended into a magenta, vaguely humanoid figure...
Torix - Yea. Alastair isn't the Arbiter. He's over here anyways...

I pull up a small hologram, showing the battle in the Himalayas.
Torix - That's him on top of Fort Grist.

Actions 1-3 -
I quickly look at the Abominable Snowball-ling and decide that it needs to go - and do so by clarifying using minor fate-controlling powers gained by being an Arbiter along with a Player! I establish that wherever this battle is taking place, it is currently Summer, which means it's hot and generally, there's no snow. Although this has literally no effect in the Himalayas (it's always cold there anyways, too high of an elevation), here it's more noticable as the Players feel a nice warm breeze pass them by, and center around the Snowball-ling. Utilizing pure logic now, snow generally melts in the summer - causing the snowball to begin to melt.
 
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Torix - Um... yea. About that...
Torix - Alastair isn't the Arbiter. I'm the other guy in the "Storypost" the other Arbiter dropped...
Torix - And unless he somehow transcended into a magenta, vaguely humanoid figure...
Torix - Yea. Alastair isn't the Arbiter. He's over here anyways...

I pull up a small hologram, showing the battle in the Himalayas.
Torix - That's him on top of Fort Grist.

Actions 1-3 -
To come, once the Arbiter finishes the update.
"Really, father? So much for omnipotence..." I mutter.

Everything is happening everywhere, I can't be right all the time.

"Ah, my mistake." I say to Torix, relaxing in the hot spring, "Join me. I'll be going there to speak to him after I'm done with my soak."
 
Near the edge of the embattled region, a child sized skeleton wanders by. Its bone gleam pure white as the undead walks closer and closer, holding an odd looking egg in its three skeletal hands.

Before long, the skeleton's walk brings the undead near the AG side, mere meters from mostly mind controlled Focus Factory before stopping. Shifting its grip until the egg is relatively securely held by one hand, the skeleton pulls out a rib and snaps, the bone suddenly transforming into a shovel.

Then, the skeleton starts to dig.

Once the hole reaches a depth of roughly a meter, the skeleton ceases digging and unceremoniously drops the egg into the hole before burying the egg with the disrupted earth. The shovel glows a luminescent violet and becomes a bucket fill of a black liquid. Visibly shagging, the skeleton reluctantly raises the bucket above its head and dumps the content onto its form.

The liquid works rapidly, melting the skeleton in scant seconds before reaching the earth. Upon contact with the ground, the liquid seeps down to the buried egg before reacting with the egg's exterior.

Extra-natural senses have an excellent view of the egg's contents as the egg's shell disintegrates. At the very center of the egg lies a shattered fragment of a soul, surrounded by pools of sustaining soul energy and trapped in temporal stasis. The presence of the black liquid ends this state, the soul energy being absorbed by the flowing liquid before liquid reaches the soul fragment, being directly infused into the fragment as the black liquid surrounds it and shifts into the shape of a human. The temporal stasis inverts, accelerating the process as the liquid bubbles.

Then the black liquid ceases the bubbling as its explodes upwards, a great geyser emerging from the earth. The liquid disappears within moments of contact with the air, leaving a hole with a bewildered individual behind. Mouth agape, only one word comes forth from said individual.

"What?"
OOC: TLDR - the Filthy Neutral is back.

Too confused to truly take any action, all that happens is charging. (x3)
 
....Well shit
What the hell?!
Well, what did you expect from a Godmodder?
Alright, Time to deal some damage

Action 1-3: I charge right at the Godmodder and throw a few basic punches and kicks, something that the Godmodder would very easily block. After that, I through a few more basic punches and kicks. The Godmodder starts to get annoyed at my actions. Then, I throw a FEW MORE basic punches and Kicks. after a few hours of this, I finally did something original. I fire a basic gun at his face that is undodgeable, unbreakable, unstoppable, unblockable, undeflectable, untransportable, and untransformable.
 
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The End of Turn Battle is up now! The FBI is here, the Twerky is dead, and the Focus Factory is beign hotly contested.

Also seen in this update: Tyrannosaurus Ninja and a Snowball.
 
It'll take too long to upgrade the Zerg Spawners via CP alone you say? Then I'll make something to do it for me!

Action 1: Spawn a Creep Tumor (converts surrounding land into Zerg-Favored terrain)
Action 2: Spawn a Evolution Pit (A Zerg focused research station)
Action 3: Spawn Evolution Master Abathur (Zerg focused
 
Action 1:
"What a clever disguise. If I didn't know any better, I'd actually believe you're not the godmodder."

I turn into a shadowy form of myself and dash through the godmodder, ripping off his nametag disguise and irreparably ruining it with void goop.

Action 2:
Still in my void form, I double in size and grow several additional arms, which I use to pin the godmodder down. I lean closer, several void tentacles bursting forth from my gaping maw. The tentacles proceed to do unspeakable things to the godmodder while I steadily replace all of the blood in his body with void goop.

Action 3:
I store 1 CP.

CP: 2
 
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