+3 CP
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Free Action - Commune With the Other Arbiter.
Torix - Well... yea.
Torix - Alastair is currently in the Himalayas, fighting the other Godmodder with about a dozen or so other Players.
Torix - And what do you mean by "loredump to deliver?" Are you and Alastair... co-Arbiter-ing this or something, somehow?
*snip*
Gold pulls out OldGreatsword.EXE...
3 ACTION FOCUS - OLDGREATSWORD.EXE: A random sword made of random bits of code appears in Gold's hand. "Ayeeee, this ain't half bad! Better than most draws..." He tosses it right at the hostile spawner, entering into a Warp Slash into Armature combo, slicing into it with every piece of code. "Y'know, sometimes I like to use stuff OTHER than Ultimo Durana. It's hella fun to use, sure, but I sometimes like to use different stuff."
From off in the distance, I observe the goings on of the battle. I turn to my partner, Victor.
"Looks like things are already popping off. You ready for this?"
Victor readies his rifle. "You don't even have to ask."
I nod. "Right, then. Let's kick it and be legends."
Victor and I launch ourselves into the air, brandishing our weapons.
Action 1:
I corkscrew through the air, sighting in on the godmodder. With one hand, I take aim with a silver plated hand cannon - the Right Hand of Fate. With my other hand, I aim with a gold plated pistol - the Left Hand of Fate. I double tap him in the face as I backflip through the air, sticking the landing flawlessly... if flawlessly means stumbling and almost falling. I'd still give it a 6/10.
Action 2:
Victor dives in right behind me, tossing a flashbang at the godmodder in an attempt to disrupt his mind control capabilities. Victor follows up by clubbing him over the head with his rifle.
Action 3:
I store 1 CP.
"Good to be back in the fight," I say. "Nice to see some familiar faces around here. Looks like I didn't miss too much either... nice change of pace from the last war."
CP: 1
OOC: Victor's not meant to be an entity. I'm mostly using him for flavor text and roleplaying purposes.
(x2) The Wind howls as a hurricane takes form, as I decant the Aspect of Breath into Vial form, it blows over the Mind Controlled Entities, blowing Freedom into their body and their spirit, weakening he chains of Mind Control laid into them as the Wind screams freedom into their ears. The chains hold, but their Metaphorical Links are worn as they shake and bend before the might of Breath, that Aspect of Freedom and Individuality.
(x1)Charging Up as I create the Vial of Breath...+1 CP
CP:4
CRAP! YAJIROBE HAS TURNED AGAINST ME!
1. I summon a Twerkey (Attack 200)
2. I summon a Butterfree (Pokémon) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia (Attack 500)
3. I send the duo to Attack!
A dimensional portal opens up exactly where the New Godmodder was standing, splitting him down the vertical axis as the quiet watcher steps out, one hand holding the last glass of the mysterious booze he'd filled it up with before while another held a simple detonator button. He glanced around, noting how old some of the others he'd been helping out last time were now, and sighed as he tossed his drink over his shoulder, directly into the Godmodder's armor, the liquid steaming on contact with his armor as it tried to eat its way through it.
"Great, which idiot tried to fuck with time and my work?" he asked as he walked away from his arrival point, turning to see what he missed and noticing the Godmodder's presence where his portal was. "Damnit, why the hell does that happen so often? Makes me worried about this," he stated as he glanced at the detonator in his hand, before pressing it with some trepidation.
A random hill in the background exploded in a fractaling manner, before everything in the blast range seemingly vanished. The quiet watcher sighs and tosses the detonator off to the side and rubs his head for a moment, very annoyed with how inaccurate that had been as he starts charging CP.
Action 1: I summon a Tenno Operator to control the Warframe, and point out that if it's being remotely piloted by an AG, it can't be a PG.
Action 2: I install a Redirection Mod on the Warframe, giving it a shield that regenerates back to full if it doesn't take damage for a turn.
Action 3: I mind-control one of the mind-controlled entities (prioritizing my Warframe if my sound logic somehow doesn't work), converting it back to AG and also making it my entity.
I see Lord Despayeeto and feel an emotion that I think is supposed to be rage, but appears as a minor annoyance.
I summon A Wild, Yet Curious Being and send it to... do whatever it does at him.
After that I use my Player Power to give myself Obito's Mangekyou Sharingan and Sasuke's Rinnesharingan, slightly remorseful over their deaths.
Then I set up a CP Bank, where players can store their CP and it'll add +1 from the void every 3 turns with me receiving 1 CP every time someone takes theirs out.
After that I use 1 CP to make a Bank Teller NPC so I don't have to man the bank myself.
Current CP: 3
Action 1: I use the power of "Stolen Idea Syndrome" to instantly create a plan and execute it. Its a trap card, when activated by an idea that was used in the sequel, activates and allows any player to create a large, sweeping, plan to instantly try to destroy the ripoff of a much superior Godmodder. Yes. I just said that.
Mainly, the fact that the Charmzard did the exact same thing, spell damage (will saves) and all.
But, it begins.
Namely, first thing, I summon a christian minecraft server to judge your work. They notice "the Asshole" by the Godmodder's name and the fact the Holy Spirit is PG. A gigantic holy crusade consisting of a bunch of minecraft players armed with the finest technology 30k Admechanium ever made marched and banged outside the Arbiter's house demanding reworks.
Action 2 + 1 CP: I summon the Overmind, loyal to me only, and invested in HP with no Attack. The Zerg are now loyal to AG due to being base Zerg and not Primal Zerg as long as the Overmind is alive. In addition, the Tyranid groups start to bow to AG with the same Psi power.
Action 3 + 1 CP: I summon Skitter. Skitter controls all bugs in a mile. Tyranids, Bugs. Zerg, Bugs. Canoptek Scarab, Bug. Cooperation with the Overmind occurs to make them AG.
Free Action: The Godmodder realizes he never actually talked about how he blocked the instant deathblow attack, and instead said some nonsense about Posture and summoning stances in a fencing fight and proceeds to facepalm. It doesn't matter if you have Posture if you are AFK and/or summoning and don't actually explain how you blocked the instant deathblow attack. In Sekiro: Shadows Die Too Many Times instant deathblows come from assassination attempts when the enemy isn't paying attention to you or fighting. Secondly, I also not-bribed Dio by giving him motive to attack you outside of the bribe, the Muda Muda Muda ripoff except it was in english (useless useless useless), as we can see you are quite good at ripping off of superior fighters. Secondly, the Godmodder was actually dismissive of my efforts and was busy typing "casual" to react. Does this sound like a person who is in all times engaged in combat? Especially in a game without chat?
The Tofu Shield will point out that it was supposed to be an entity, and therefore must have escaped the mind control by hiding in my inventory! It adds itself to the battlefield and prepares to intercept PG attacks.
Action 1: I point out how factories are inanimate buildings and as such have no minds, breaking the mind control on the Focus Factory!
Action 2: I feed the Zergling Spawners a delicious milkshake. The milk comes from Minecraft cows, granting it the power to remove the Mind Control status!
Action 3: I summon a door, hide a door-to-door proselytizer behind it, and hide the AGs behind the proselytizer. The next PG entity to attack will have to go through the door, at which point the proselytizer will convert them back to the AG side!
<A1>
"AM VERY SURE OF Sleedp sTOPIUNG!"
"Know man was try make AL DA SPLEp of many who death SUCH GOODLY, and man not work because CHALK!"
"Am know you are the likings chalk! too much the likings chalk! No coincidence! Coincidence impossible! Never COINDINCIENICNEINIENINEIECE!"
The Guys mouth gets wider. and wider. It's about as big as their body by now.
</A1>
<A2>
Warframes are the needing Teno.
Teno control the warframes that are the needings of them.
I make Teno which sits inside ground. It will control Warframe even if Godmodderi s Warframe control. Warframe now us.
Then Teno is explode because there is already Teno. in crater, is runework. Runework cannot AG. cannot PG. cannot N. is runework. Will do secret thing, but only if secret stuff. Runework will become bigger while wait.
</A2>
<A3>
Idea is yes! what if thing? And yes! big rock! much! Quite!
<Tln> +1 CP. </Tln>
</A3>
<inv> Brown Man. 3 CP. Mouth II. </inv>
Oh dear, Our allies being mind controlled?
NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN GAME!
Shadrix? Can you send us something that can help make sure that our entities can't be mind controlled?
On it!
Actions 1-3: Shadrix sends blueprints of a machine that links to mind-controlled Entities and makes them turn to our side and to create a field that makes mind-control null to the Godmodder. Me and the other A.I's start constructing the machine. It looks a bit like a satellite dish that is attached to a remote. After construction, I press the button and hopes that it works.
well well well, looks like there's a fight goin' on here.
With action one I summon a medigun and start offering healing to anyone who needs it.
With action two I summon and antimedgun and point it at the godmodder, sapping health.
With action three I summon a necromancer to fight for me, reanimating those I am either too lazy to or dont want to save.
Upon seeing that our allies can be mind controlled I decide to make something that cannot be mind controlled, mainly a trading stall, focusing my actions and using the remains in the door reflected back at me I set up a neutral stall so that outside entities can support us Anti-Godmodders...and maybe the PG people too, but I highly doubt that anyone outside of this place would side with the damned Godmodder.
Action 1: Wage a psychic battle to enforce my will upon the Mind-Controlled Zergling Spawners
Action 2: Draw on the Will of the Overmind to reassert control upon my lost Brood.
Action 3: Evolve (Enhance) the Zergling Spawners
I frown as my Rippers are torn away from my mind, forced to do another's bidding while I can only barely feel their minds, trapped within themselves, blind to me, trying to find their creator while slaved to so many malign wills.
False ones, deceivers and thieves! All of them! My body shook with rage, skin tearing open with wet "pops!" as blood and green ichor oozed out, muscles coiling and throbbing in pain and anger.
ENOUGH.
I seized one of my remaining Rippers, bit I did so with care, it hissed softly as it knew what must be done.
I plunged a finger through its back, punching holes through its carapace, and entering the soft spongy flesh underneath. Hot, stinking blood ran out of its body, it squirmed in oain, chittering as my finger searched for its nervous system.
The closer I got, the more it screeched and squirmed, both in pain, and as a means to alert me. When I found it, I pressed the tip of my finger agains it, and my flesh along it split open, before tendrils of my own nerves slid out like worms.
They connected to the Ripper with a "Snickt!", "Squelch!", and a "Scrreeeec!" Though that last one came from the Ripper itself.
Suddenly I was aware of the Ripper's thoughts, and...the thoughts of the others. I established a deeper between it, it's brother, and the rest of them.
With our minds linked,,u cast my mind towards all of the Ripper's, forcing my way through these weak shackles forced over them by the False Ones, my assault aided by my remaining Free Rippers.
I smashed these false chains, melding my minds with my Swarm, guiding them back to me, stripping away the shutters that blinded them from me.
I cast my mind towards these pretenders, and smirked as I enforced my will over my blossoming Swarm, strengthening the connections, the synaptic Network, the bond between us, alllowing no other to ever steal my Rippers, or any other of my Swarm now, or in the future.
This will not happen again. Never.
I retracted my finger from the Ripper, pulling it out with a audble "Pop!", nerves sliding back into my body, causing me to shiver.
As its wounds closed, I set it down, sendin with its brethren to begin consuming the remains of the WildBearLion, as I heard them begin to tear the flesh off, I turned towards all the other people in the distance.
Watching, knowing that I couldn't trust these thieves.
I may be on my own.
I felt the Swarm brush against my mind, and I was reminded that I am not alone.
_______
2 Actions are spent to recover all my Rippers from Mind Control.
1 Action is Spent to Protect my Swarm from Future Mind Control by establishing a Hive-Mind between us.
I am now Neutral because everyone is a thieving magpie apparently.
A small ship emerges from the clouds above and makes its way downwards. Those who have played Warframe may recognize it as a Liset, the stealthy landing-craft of choice for the Tenno. The ship slows, then hovers about 30 meters above the ground. As it does, a cylindrical structure on the bottom slides open, revealing a green Warframe and a small yellow robot ready to drop.
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I quickly detach myself from the Liset and dive down to the planet below, landing with grace and ease practiced through hundreds of missions. Taxon follows me down, floating above my head as he always does. The hatch on the Liset closes, and the vessel flies off to return to my Orbiter. As I stand up, I receive a message, the sender's visage appearing on the left side of my field of vision.
LOTUS: Tenno, your mission is to find this so-called "Godmodder" and put an end to him.
LOTUS: This will not be easy. Godmodders are dangerous opponents. You will need help from the "Anti-Godmodders" to defeat him.
LOTUS: Good hunting, Tenno.
Her face disappears as quickly as it came, but in its place another "face" appears, if you can call it a face. Cephalons don't tend to present themselves as anything more than shapes, after all.
ORDIS: Operator, this seems- Mindnumbingly stupid- unwise.
ORDIS: We know nothing about this "Godmodder" or even about this planet!
ORDIS: Who knows what kind of- Nightmarish freaks- terrors could reside here?!
I sigh, or at least my Warframe makes a motion indicating a sigh. It has no mouth, you see.
MAG: Ordis, it's fine.
MAG: Whatever this guy is, he can't be any worse than the Sentients.
MAG: We can handle him, don't worry.
TAXON: >OPERATOR<
TAXON: >SYSTEM CHECKS COMPLETE<
TAXON: >ZENITH ASSAULT RIFLE, ONLINE<
TAXON: >GAMMACOR LASER, ONLINE<
TAXON: >BROKEN SCEPTER, ONLINE<
ORDIS: You imbecilic cross- Taxon, why would a stick need to be online?
TAXON: >CEPHALON ORDIS<
TAXON: >YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL THESE DAYS<
MAG: Enough, you two!
MAG: Let's just get a move-on and see what this Godmodder guy is all about.
MAG: And Ordis?
MAG: Keep the others from getting too antsy, maybe take them on a trip around the world or something if they get bored.
MAG: Also, let me know when Equinox is finished.
ORDIS: Absolutely, Operator. Stay safe.
With that, the line closes, and I can get to work.
>FOCUS: Readying my Zenith rifle, I scope out the situation.
MAG: By the Lotus, what is happening here?
Of note is the Warframe lying limp on the ground (Another Tenno?), the fat man with a sword fighting a dinosaur and a duck, and...
Oh what the hell, just pick a target and go. I take aim at what my HUD tells me is called a "Holy Spirit" and open fire, unleashing the entirety of the gun's 90-round clip into the... thing.
In the distance, a flash of light appears in the distance. A couple people notice it and glance in preparation. What could have caused it? Is it Godmodder related? Is it an ally? Is it something much more powerful?
...Well whatever it was, it doesn't seem to be anything of note, since nothing appears to be approaching the field. So, after a minute, the two players who noticed it shrug it off and get back to work. None of them notice the very tiny cube that zooms past them and lands about 500 meters away.
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The cube lands on the ground. Well... landing is a light term that is very inaccurate. A more accurate sentence would be "the cube crashes into the ground, bounces about five times, and skids for another 50 meters."
There. Now the picture has been revealed.
After a minute, the cube shakes, and then a beam of light pokes out of it. Where the light touches the ground, two tiny figures appear, then immediately grow to a more realistic size. (i.e. they are now as tall as other players.)
One figure is taller than the other. He is a pale old gentleman wearing an olive green suit, and a small matching green top hat with goggles on it. He has grey hear, square glasses, and a curled mustache. He looks like someone you'd find in the 1870's, or maybe Bioshock Infinite.
The other figure is shorter, but not too short. He has a darker complexion, and is wearing a red and yellow tracksuit with orange tinted sunglasses. He is clean shaven, and has curly brown hair. He looks like someone you'd find in the 1970's.
Clearly, there was some miscommunication on which era of clothing they would wear.
"Well isn't this just great!" the steampunk man says with a scowl, "Thanks to you, Dakota, we are stuck scouting a place where a Godmodder may be! Why did you have to touch the controls?"
"Hey, you should thank me Cavendish," the other man, Dakota, said, "if it weren't for me, we'd have landed in the middle of the battle! We would've all been killed!"
"Yes, but you damaged dangerous equipment."
"Equipment can be fixed! We have, like, fifty engineers on board, one of them could've fixed it."
"Will you two be quiet!"
The two figures turn to glance at the third figure, who had just left the ship. He is massive, almost ten feet tall, and covered in a black cloak, only revealing his hands and head. His hands are grey, in fact they look to be made of metal, with five sharp claws. His head is also of the same material, and looks exactly like the common western depiction of a dragon's head.
"C-captain Zaircon! Wh-why are you-"
"You two will probably draw too much attention to yourselves without supervision. This would lead to your demise, and you know our motto: No One Left Behind. So, consider this a veto over your punishment."
Dakota grins. "Aww, that's sweet of you!"
"This is a one time deal. Got it?"
The two nod. Zaircon smiles and glances around. "This looks like the place from our dreams. That means the Godmodder is close. Stay low, and follow my lead."
Before they move, however....
FOCUS: Zaircon decides to try out their player power by charging 3 CP.
Then, the three head off to scout, sticking to cover.
A new humanoid now stands among the battlefield. No prompt, no flash, merely absent one moment there the next. The humanoid is a scraggly thing, who looks more like if one were to melt one of those wedding toppers and then have it re sculpted. Properly put together but...off.
It first looks to itself as if confirming it's own existence, before taking stock of the battlefield, a grimace crossing it's face. [L-Orange]"Another Godmodder and an entirely different battlefield? I suppose this at least means the original goal was likely a success." The thing straightens out it's [glove?], experimentally allowing a crackle of player power to run through it. "At least the rules don't seem to be changed terribly much."
A worn leather book is produced from nowhere, if anyone were to be close enough they'd have seen the title "Event Summery For Dummy's" scrawled across it in an ancient runic language. It leafs through the book quickly, before slamming it shut with a sigh. "Mind control shenanigans, well, at least I wasn't there to deal with it the first time." With that it begins drawing up it's player power, preparing once more to ACT-holy drunken spirits, a AG's shooting at a flipped entity!
Action One!
Using the power of these actions technically having no effect until they have an effect when the updot happens, thus giving the Players theoretically infinite time to respond to each-other's actions, the thing now present on the battlefield easily spots MAG's attack against the Holy Spirit before they can connect. A spark of power throwing up a wall of wormholes in front of the currently flipped entity, not blocking the Focus'd attack, but redirecting it to another time entirely. Because that's clearly how wormholes work. Clearly.
When? Well supposedly there'll be some beasts likely of the unfriendly sort heading their way, so it'd be best to lay a trap or two for those. And a Focus'd attack should make for a mighty fine trap.
From it's nebulous position on the battlefield the odd-looking "newcomer" raises it's voice to the green-armored ally. "My dear Tenno, I realize you're new around these parts but be careful of who you shoot, mind control is annoying but that doesn't mean you need to take the Old Yeller approach. I'm not so callous as to waste you're ammo, so the incoming enemy will meet quite the surprise...hopefully."
With pleasantries out of the way, it turns it's attention to the Holy Spirit. Time to put it's money where it's mouth is.
Action Two!
Power sparks between the thing's hands for a moment, a array of glowing runes appearing in a saturated orange light, the runes quickly weaving together like a crown of flowers. A simple array, but an effective one.
It tosses the runes like a hard-light Frisbee in the general direction of the Holy Spirit's head, smacking it in the face with a light 'pap' before it flips onto the top of it's head. A halo of anti-mind control runes for a Holy Spirit. The waxy-thing is totally not laughing itself to death on the inside over it's amazing wit.
Action Three!
It flops onto the ground, it doesn't have much more to do. So it stops doing the standing thing and starts doing the charging thing.
One CP Charged
...... I am fully awake now, and kind of ticked off at how the blue bastard even thinks he can take my stuff. Well too bad for him, that thing was low health anyways, just for this exact moment.
I take matters into my own hands, walk towards the damaged Canoptek scarab, that's already sparking around as I walk near it. It's internal targeting system scans me, as it flits between classifying me as ally or enemy. Soon, smoke begins to emit out of certain exhaust ports as the system begins to blue screen. I casually walk up to the thing and open a panel on its side, and lo and behold, there's it's core. The core somehow accomodating a USB that has writing on the side. "GODMODDER HACKING USB, GUARANTEED TO HIJACK ANY AND ALL TYPES OF MECHANICAL ENTITIES" ..... I was not amused. I slowly took out the thing, but it seems there was a leftover virus as the thing is still bluescreening.
Just for a moment, the scarab begins to shudder and starts initiating combat procedures.... whereas I calmly open a small panel on a core, and tap a button labeled "SHUT DOWN". The thing powers down and it collapses onto the ground. I wait a few minutes, and close all the panels I opened. I open a small compartment on its snout, and press the button inside, and it starts up again. This time, it doesn't label me as an enemy now, for the virus was purged as I rebooted the system. I nod, satisfied at how simple it was to turn it back to my side, and glare at the fat blue godmodder. (2 actions)
I reserve one 1
I spread my mana around the facility though the spell is large it must spread the Godmodder's magic thin controlling all these being's at the same time so I shock all my research groups by forcing mana into their brains and disabling the spell.
After that I tell my magic research group to start putting magical defenses around the place and a Bounded Field around the factory.
I save 1 CP.
I charge 3 CP while looking at the Godmodder's tinder profile. See what his interests are, his likes, his dislikes, his annual income. You know, the normal.
*snip*
Action 1 -
I take a moment to fire the Magnetic Field Rejector's cone around the Godmodder, momentarily stunning him as the bioelectricity keeping his vital systems begins to shut down. However, the Godmodder resists the field and is only stunned for a second as the magnetic field around him is dispelled, requiring a significant amount of my power. Realizing that this won't work for long, I fire the Rejector's fields at him on repeat using a Mage Hand to prevent the Godmodder from interfering with these next two actions.
Actions 2 & 3 -
Secondly, a large lake nearby finds itself being lifted up into the air, defying all laws of gravity and foring what could probably be classified as an incredibly dense cloud. Moving it over to the battlefield, I drop the large amount of water above our former allies, freeing them from their hypnosis as the frigid water wakes them up from the trance-like state they were in. Shaking off their hypnosis, they return to their former allies as they realize that the Godmodder is a terrible person to be serving under!
Assets -
Charge Points - 1
Items -
- Magnetic Field Rejector
I catch the crystal, slightly annoyed that it was thrown at me, then I realize what it is...The Godmodder promptly smashes the thing with his Ball and Chain, turning it into a fine paste. He then sets both the paste and the Ball and Chain on fire, uses a vacuum cleaner to gather the ashes, then put the ashes into a forge where it's all melted down into, oddly, a Brick of Violet Crystal. He then throws it into your face and walks off the sight, muttering something about a 'zero' the entire time.
You then create the Bank and the Teller with your CP, including the CP refunded to you after the summon was denied! However for balance purposes only the +1 CP generation works once every 5 turns per person. Thankfully, you can store your own Cp here too, if you wish!
You then feel an unsettling feeling, like CP and Actions being associated with a Bank has some sort of sordid history...
"A JOEbob? who is be this might?""Wait a second. The text is wrong and the spelling is atrocious but..." He recoils. "A JOEbob! I should have known! You're trying to recreate the Entity Stasis Machine aren't you? Well unfortunately for you, that's no longer possible - I spent most of my time before the fight building up the charge needed to make such things impossible to recreate as long as I live!"
*snip*
"Father."
"Yes, my son?"
"I have been summoned once more, this time to defeat an entity known as the Godmodder."
"I'm aware. He's quite troublesome, is he not?"
"He is, but I'm looking for the person who summoned me here."
"Ah, Alastair Dragovich? He's an Arbiter. What business do you have with him?"
"I simply want to talk. I need information."
"Very well then. You'll soon know his location. Use the eyes of the Uchiha you slew to get there."
"Understood."
I wait for Alastair's location to be revealed whilst enjoying a nice soak with the Holy Spirit.
"Really, father? So much for omnipotence..." I mutter.Torix - Um... yea. About that...
Torix - Alastair isn't the Arbiter. I'm the other guy in the "Storypost" the other Arbiter dropped...
Torix - And unless he somehow transcended into a magenta, vaguely humanoid figure...
Torix - Yea. Alastair isn't the Arbiter. He's over here anyways...
I pull up a small hologram, showing the battle in the Himalayas.
Torix - That's him on top of Fort Grist.
Actions 1-3 -
To come, once the Arbiter finishes the update.