A new godmodder has appeared on the scene in the DefTG Reality. As an affornt to the happy ending of Defeat the Godmodder, he must be stopped. But...
Why and how does he exist?
Why and how does he exist?
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Alastair Dragovich | 18 |
This sounds familiar, somehow...This feels unnatural and completely wrong somehow, like being ripped from a dream or reading an epilogue that ruins so many hopes and dreams and happy endings.
- Andrew Hussie, The Homestuck Epilogues: Bridges and Off-RampsIt turns out the gaze we cast from the sky of Earth C to revisit everyone isn't exactly friendly, like warm sunlight. It's more like a ravaging beam, destructive and unsettling to all that could have been safely imagined. Our continued attention is the very property which incites new problems, and the troublemakers appear to be keenly aware of this.
You're doing it right, though not listing stats specifically does give me control over what happens with those actions...
Excuse me, I'd like to set up some contingencies first.
It's always a fact that Godmodders don't take the fight seriously for the first 10 Godmodder HP or so. Let's take advantage of that.
Action 1: I begin scanning to identify the identity of the Godmodder's first boss. Because let's face it, he's going to summon a boss.
Action 2: I create an orb enchanted to create a Zone of Truth, preventing anyone from lying within its radius. I don't activate it yet, though.
Action 3: I create an anti-stealing shield to protect us against having our plot-relevant items stolen by the Godmodder.
Action 1: I cut the Godmodder's feet off, thus de-feeting him.
Action 2 2: I take advantage of the fact that the thread name has "2" in it twice to act twice at once, attacking the Godmodder from both in front and behind so he can't defend!
Action 3:
This sounds familiar, somehow...
- Andrew Hussie, The Homestuck Epilogues: Bridges and Off-Ramps
The Godmodder's presence might be a disturbance in the happy ending. But our presence is proof that, once again, an ending will eventually come. And on that day our eyes will shut, and happy will last ever after. But until then we will ravage away until this conflict, too, has been burned away. I was not here for DefTG. But I have read of DTG and DTG2, and I have played in other games, and I know that the Godmodder exists to be defeated. I look down on the screen on which the Godmodder's HP is displayed. And my gaze is a ravaging beam, like the sun itself has changed from a simple bright disk in the sky to an entire story's worth of inherited conflict contained within a single blast.
Kicking down the doors leading into the final wall I Then use said doors for my next three actions.
1. I aim one of the doors I kicked at the godmodder.
2. I fashion a shield out of a second door to protect myself from harm.
3. I pull out an object duality card and apply it to my house key's hoping to create a tommygun.
I begin to run around like crazy, and then run around the Godmodder.
Free Action: I point out that this shouldn't be possible. We ended the cycle of Godmodding ten years ago. How could the Godmodder return?
Focused Action: I take the Wild BearLions and fuse them together into a horrifying mass of flesh that can't actually do anything. Then, I use said horrifying mass to curse the Godmodder with the Curse of A Horrifying Mass Will Be In The Next Toilet You Visit. The Godmodder's going to have to go to the bathroom eventually, and when he does, he'll have to take his armor off, making him vulnerable to either the horrifying mass or to us attacking him when he flees the bathroom without having a chance to put the armor on.
What Sponge?I wake up in a pile of black feathers, my wings sore and a splitting headache hitting me.
"Wait, I remember something about a sponge?" I asks, confused before turning to the Godmodder, "Whatever this feeling is, I've had it before. Talk about Deja Vu."
I spawn an entity all too familiar to me.
"Welcome back, old friend." I smile
[AG] Holy Spirit has been summoned!
Turns CP into +100 buffs for any stats!
It flutters onto my shoulder and I stretch.
"I feel weaker than usual. why is that, I wonder?" I ask the Holy Spirit. It cocks it head at me.
I summon a cross shaped talisman and begin infusing it with Holy Energy so as to save it for future turns.
"Why do I feel such a violent urge to get stronger?" I mutter, my breathing taxed for some reason.
+1 CP saved.
OOC: Glad to see you're back, Alastair.
Action 1: I fricassee a Wild BearLion into a delicious meal, then eat it to restore health.
Action 2: I print out the complete text of Defeat the Godmodder in 72 point font, then drop it on the Godmodder. Then I repeat the process for every other DtX game.
Action 3: I charge 1 CP.
CP: 1.
I start by reinforcing the walls of my factory with a combination of adamantium, mithril, and vibranium (X2 focus action)
I extend my factory creating two other separate parts and a basement sized nuclear bunker underneath the factory
The thougt of the Sponge is completely dismissed in my head, but a thought still remains.What Sponge?
That aside, you create the Holy Spirit! But since a mere +100 is a bit weak, it can do this 5 times a turn to any number of targets it wishes in such a way that it can either buff a single stat for a single target 5 times, buff 5 stats for a single target once each, or buff one stat apiece from five targets once apiece.
[AG - BlackJesusTheOne] Holy Spirit: 10,000/10,000 HP, +100 Buff X5
You also charge some CP! Players will be expected to track their own CP totals in this particular bout.
OOC: Nice to be back! As for Destroy the Damage Sponge... well, I got a co-GM! I don't know how soon I'll get back to DtDS, but I will be getting back to it sooner rather than later. Once I adjust to running this game, anyway.