Defeat The Godmodder 2 2: The Story of You (New Players Always Welcome, Character Sheets not required!)

Cackling evilly to herself, the cloaked woman rubs her hands together as she thinks up all manner of evil schemes. In the shadows - having pretended her previous actions never happened so as to keep the narrative value of her entrance. Using the CP in the note that Alaister didn't give because Alaister isn't here, she extracts uses 2 of the CP in the note and tosses them into her cauldron.

"Kukukukuku." The young woman cackled in her suspiciously shadowy area of the battlefield, drawing the eyes of a nearby entity onto her location. She paused, partway in infusing her three new actions for the turn into her spell when she realised something rather important regarding her vulnerabilities in the operational level and how they translated in a weakness on the strategic level. "Oh wait, I have no entities to prevent me from being the target of an assault. Drat!"

Halting herself mid-ritual, the Suspiciously Shady Woman hiding in the Suspiciously Shadowy Corner (That somehow exists) used one her Actions for the turn to tear off a bit of the shadow and fashion herself a cape most beautiful and another action for a cape most hard to see and merged the two together to create a Suspiciously Superb Cape of John Cena.

Equipping the Cape of John Cena, the Suspiciously Shadow Woman hiding in the Suspiciously Shadowy Corner (That somehow exists) pouted to herself as she discovered she had but a single action left. With a rather lacklustre cackle, she dropped her final action into pot and closed the lid.

"Only three actions in the cauldron so far and a simple two actions in my cape. One more action in the thank you note I have and I don't even have any cake!" The Suspiciously Shady Woman (You know what, I don't get paid enough to type the whole thing out damn it and yes I know I have already typed more than I would've if I typed the whole thing out. Shut up!) kicked a stone in anguish at her lack of cake, leaving the Suspiciously Shadowy Corner to-(Oh really, so I didn't even have to type out that whole rant in the first place because she left the corner? You prick.)

So the Suspiciously Shady Woman decided to find cake. But first she had a whiny BLEEP to beat up first.

(… Flummery.)
 
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