30/??
Portent: 35
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh
I cast Flame Aegis on Auma, using up the scroll to protect them.
I use leftover oblivion energies to create thorny pins or energy and pin the Dark God to the ground, damaging them, but also lowering their dodge rate.
A vortex of fire surrounds Auma! It will burn anyone who tries to attack him, and can be released in an all-out attack as well!
Spikes of Oblivion Energy embed themselves into the Dark God, restricting his movement, lowering his dodge rate by 5%!
"Nope,hadn't a clue. What is your name, then, You-who-is-not-DCCCV?"
"And I still need pebbletopia orders."
1?/50
bone ox: I quickly grab E and the Orrery mantel, putting both on the Amalgamation biosuit so they affect that healthbar.
standard - Having done so, The Amalgamation Biosuit // I turn back to look at the Pebbletopia battlefield simulator thing (and not-DCCCV), nod slightly, and raise a hand, veins on the arm continuing to pulse oblivion as they have in the past. Then, I turn back around and look at the Dark God. With a twitch of will, a wave of celestial energy runs down the arm, building in strength as it moves, before it reaches the tip and flys off as a shimmering arrow, trailing light. It's almost beautiful as it rockets forward, purple and blue and oh-so-deadly.
And it sails right over the Dark God's shoulders, slamming into the Corrupted AMALGAMATION's head. The void immediately surrounding it shudders for a moment, a cloud of blood and dust and light expanding from the impact. a moment passes. Then the Arrow of celestial light flys out the other side of the cloud, which begins to clear. There's a hole in the Amalgamation's head, straight through its brain. Oh, it's still alive, but the guiding intellect is nowhere to be found. I think I'll give this one to someone else. Or make it into a weapon? well, depends on if it works I suppose.
You pick up E, but not the Orrery Mantle.
You punch a hole through the rogue Amalgamation's head for 40k damage!
Within, you find the stuff of nightmares. There's no brain, just solid matter. The Amalgamation is only superficially humanoid.
37 Charge
Dearly missing my healing staff, I pull out a remote and press it to yoink my Nearly-Perfected Healium Staff from mechaEnthusiast. It's not he's using it right now, right?
You reach across to the Plane of Fire, and reacquire the Healium Staff! On the other side, you see two fire giants, one of which is holding the massive hilt of a broken two-handed sword.
8/50 it's too late, isn't it. No, it's too early.
/placeholder except it wicks out the existence of the dark god, deleting it with the disgusting delights of Anti-Godmodder Spray
Self-healing technique: punch a healing potion into existence then drink it, because nobody expects fists that unkill things anymore.
Bonus: Cursekiller Doll || Deletionism
Your healing potion restores 5 Hp!
I've always wondered, how do healing potions taste? Never tried one before.
Cursekiller Doll || Deletionism = The Zodiac Killer. A doll with fingers made from blood-red glass. This actually inordinately scares me.
31/??
Portent: 35
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh
I snap my fingers, and the Dark God snaps its own neck. Yay enchantments.
CRACK. As it turns out, the Dark God had applied Sympathetic Magicks to you earlier, so you take 70k damage as well...
Needless to say, you're kind of dead now.
-3 AG Morale
43/50 Mekhane War Avatar
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I enter my ship's medbay (yes, I have a medbay, although it is reliant on the fabber for most of its high-end materials) and allow my onboard doctor AI to heal me while I travel to the Foundation symbol.
The medbay heals you up for 6 Hp.
/wip
Hmm, still no energy from the person who never calls himself anything but newcomer. Slightly irritating, but whatever. I do have an idea. I throw the Hive Matter Suit at the Dark God, and then throw a small energy blast at it. That armor explodes when attacked. It says nothing of whether the owner is attacked. Otherwise, even though I am still wearing the non blow up in my face or draw attacks to me armor, I would have exploded from the curse. Therefore, the armor must be hit. It has now been hit at roughly point blank range to the Dark God's face. That can't be pleasant.
3/50
Power Armour && Stock Nanoplate
The Hive Matter Suit destabilizes upon being struck, engulfing the Dark God with within a blackhole. Unfortunately, the gravitational fields exerted by your own armour drags you in as well. This deals 100k damage to The Dark God, as well as 4 damage to you.
Power Armour &&
Stock Nanoplate = Power Armour.
19/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Wait a second, we can freeze time!? Why haven't I tried that?
LJG takes a hand (Holding Instrument) out of his pocket.
Everyone, let's give the Dark God a hand!
He tosses the hand at the Dark God. Suddenly, more hands start appearing around the Dark God. Each hand is different. Some are small and fat, others have long, skinny fingers, and a few are just plain skeletons. They all seem a bit confused and discombobulated. Then, the hands start clapping, each one finding a similar partner hand. After watching them do this for a few moments, LJG snaps. He then snaps again. The hands slowly get the memo and start snapping themselves, being civilized, poetic hands that snap instead of applauding. He lets this go on for a while and then does a fist bump with himself. The hands catch on faster this time and go back to their partner hands and fist bump. Finally, LJG does a high five with himself. The hands do the same. Now that the tests are complete, LJG does what he's been waiting for: a secret handshake. It starts with him shaking his own hand. He then goes and fist bumps whoever would be in front of him with both his hands. He blows it up and then proceeds to air slap whoever's hand would be in front of his. He ends it by giving a high five to the theoretical person in front of him. Now, the hands return the commands and do this to the Dark God in front of them. Of course, if you don't know the secret hand shake, you just end up getting slapped around for no real reason. Once the hands are done, LJG puts his hands into his pockets and the hands in front of him disappear.
If only we were friends. Then the Dark God would have known the secret handshake and been fine.
The Dark God is painfully slapped about for 55k damage.
44/50 Mekhane War Avatar
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If necessary, I continue to heal.
You continue to heal, 3 Hp restored.
38 Charges -> 33 Charges
Sighing at the mention of my possible death... once again, I fiddle around with my charges as to create a good old bandage.
Said bandage is enormous and touched by the Healium Staff which it surrounded be and started mending my wounds.
With your charge expenditure, you heal yourself for 14 Hp!
2?/50
Facility, clone bits of the amalgamation and try to figure out where the power comes from.
Bonus: ((E XOR Shadowskin XOR Motormotorspinningcycle XOR ~ Dead Star Plate) && ((orange lance && red scythe)|| descended energy)) || Long strip of magical cloth
See the first set of brackets is "what is shared between 'dodge-boosting item1', 'dodge boosting item2', 'dodge boosting item3' and 'opposite of dodge reducing item 1'.
This is then combined with the lance/scythe/descended energy because why not
Then, it's made to conform to what you would get from 'Long strip of magical cloth'
Standard: Within the Amalgamation suit, I look at my assembly of alchemies, focusing on the tesseract. with narry a motion, cyan mist sloughs off my body and pools in the air before the box, gradually becoming a viscous semi-fluid. slowly, it pushes into the lock, testing it, pushing the pins, until it eventually solidifies into a key, which turns slowly, opening. It's a rather primitive lock, if it still needs a key, and the methods to defeat such locks are many.
You forcibly open the Tesseract. Within, you find a gift. A set of interlocking rings to be assembled together.
...
It's a copy of my dad's engagement gift to mother. I'm going to politely ask that you don't wear it.
((E XOR Shadowskin XOR Motormotorspinningcycle XOR ~ Dead Star Plate) && ((orange lance && red scythe)|| descended energy)) || Long strip of magical cloth = Cursed Void Maiden's Scarf.
...
This machine is taunting me. I gave this to someone I loved. He died fighting the Iron Prince.
I don't want to say anything else.
The facility will do as you save.
As a note, you used the Exclusive OR. That removes all the qualities these items have in common. Please don't use the inclusive OR.
20/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
It's times like this when I wonder, "What if I did have artifacts?" I'm thinking that I would be not alive, but everyone else would be further from joining me.
LJG pulls out a hand-held piano that only seems to have one measure on it (Musical Instrument). He positions one hand on the keys as any normal piano player would, and hits a single note: B flat. Suddenly, 3 black keys and 3 white keys appear above the Dark God. 2 black keys and 4 white keys appear below. Each key faces the Dark God so that the flat side is pointing at him. They then converge on each other, crushing the Dark God between them.
Why don't I have artifacts? I'm constantly using items, just nothing important enough to keep. Then again, I think I have duplicate things in by bag, so I should be fine.
Entity Order:
The Pipe Orcan does the same thing it did last turn, firing at all of the [???] troops that currently exist.
I'm sorry, I need a moment right now.
35k damage, Entity ordered.
I look around. I still don't have the charge to end this, and I need to survive until next round. I place my hand on my shoulder, and allow healing energy to flow once more. For once, I don't lose charge by doing so.
4/50
Power Armour ||Stock Nanoplate
3 Hp healed.
Power Armour ||
Stock Nanoplate = Nanoplate MkII. It's slightly stronger.
9/50 It was
Find appropriate number of people. Accept the agreed-upon earlier contract. Do the advertising. Laugh at the end of the world. This soul was but an empty conclusion.
Bonus: Death || The Moon
"Pleasure doing business with you."
36 Souls added to Hypersigil.
Death || The Moon = Card of Majora. Upon use, this summons Majora. Sorry I can't do a further description.
24/40
Astrec creates the Perfectly Generic Object, and previews the gauntlet alchemy.
Then, he takes back the Ankh and Clear Thought, and boards Karp's Ship.
He idly messes around with the Origin Block as a free action, checking if he can modify items with it. If he can, maybe search for tags and code to add that grant the energy charges.
"Hey, Karp. Thought I'd join you on your quest, since you said it was open."
"If we do find the Heart of the Broken God, that would be... well, amazing. I've always discounted that as a myth, but you seem confident enough, and it being the fabled SCP-914 would make quite a bit of sense."
"Plus, I would love to get to see SCP-914. From the little I've heard, that thing is very, very, interesting."
Preview: Gauntlet && Picture of O.R.I.G.I.N && Picture of Astrec && Picture of Nera && Picture of Karpinsky && Picture of Nedben && Picture of Krill (somehow) && Picture of the Nameless && Recording of SONG (the Terminae thing guy) && Picture of Just_Writes && Picture of Paradox && Picture of Winkins && Picture of W32 && Picture of Ender_Smirk && Picture of JOEbob = Perfectly Generic Object.
You join Karpinsky on Foundationquest.
Attack Ships destroy 3A and deal 3k damage to Amalgamation. Two ships defect.
Rogue Amalgamation uses Oblivion to deal 450k damage to TOG's Universe. The Dark God gets weaker. All Will Perish disappears. He throws one blast at TOG's Universe for 98k damage (49k to Attack Ships, Black Hole, 3 damage to Smirk). This destabilizes his Red Matter Suit, killing Smirk instantly, as well as dealing 100k damage to the Godmodder Shade, Attack Ships, Amalgamation and Dark God. The Black Hole absorbs his alchemies. The Dark God then attacks JOE next, missing him, but dealing 7 damage to Winkins, 4 to Nedben, and 49k to two of his Bodyguard Drones.
-5 PG Morale
-5 AG Morale
"Literally no words can describe how I feel right now."
Using the Music of Creation, the The Newcomer soothes his wounds, and summons a massive stark-white bone bow: The Darude S&Storm. As he nocks one of the 272 swords, it blazes with indigo fire.
"Reality, meet unreality."
Releasing the string, the sword flies straight through a portal, which opens right next to the Black Hole, allowing for virtually no energy to be lost in-flight. The sword from outside pierces straight through the singularity, eating away at the matter within.
Auma deals 150k more damage to The Dark God, which he counters and misses. The Pit Fiends Bodyguard JOE. The Pipe Orcan blasts the Dark God and Black Hole for 30k damage. The Dark God counters and misses.
Elsewhere, Drones trace the symbol you found to Earth.
Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [Heavy AG]
PG MORALE: 44%
AG MORALE: 21%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51
[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[A] 18D. x3
[A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1.
[A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 2/11. +13,000 Attack.
[A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC.
[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 1,715,000/2,500,000 Hp. Cursed!
[N][ELITE] Black Hole. 398,000/600,000 Hp. Event Horizon: [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. x2. [A] Power Armour. Mode: Heavy Lifting. +14,000 Attack. +2 AC. x2 [A] Structually Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Carbon Sword. +30,000 Attack. +15% Accuracy. [A] Dense Carbon. x2. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Light^2Saber. +35,000 Attack. +5% Accuracy. [A] Dead Star Plate. +12 AC. x2. -50% Dodge. [A] Exotic Crystals. [A] Nanoplate MkII. +3 AC. +7,000 Attack.
[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 182,000/580,000 Hp. 232,000 Regen. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 50% Chance to Counter. Souls: 1. Slowly weakening. -5 Dodge, 1 Round.
[???] The Newcomer. 14/32 Hp. Charge: 6/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 3/6. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. [A] Darude S&Storm. Anything Goes: Consumes Alchemies for attacks. 2 Rounds left.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 161,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Flame Aegis. 3 Rounds Left. Can be unleashed.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 100,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge. Cursed.
[AG-Nedben] Johnny 5. 10,000/10,000 Hp.
[AG] Attack Ships. 33,000/100,000 Hp. x2. Defected!
[AG-JOE] Pit Fiend. 35,000/100,000 Hp. 3 AC. 15,000 Regen. x2. Cursed. Bodyguarding JOE!
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp. Bodyguarding JOE. x1.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 11,000/60,000 Hp. Bodyguarding JOE. x2.
[AG] JOE. 10/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 2. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. [A] Hellcaller. Fiends: 1/2. [A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Temporal Energy Charges: 4. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. [A] Architect's Gift. Unassembled. [A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 40/40 Hp. 4 Regen. Blood: 2/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 2/5. Metal: 2/7. Godmod: 2/11. [A] Cursed Void Maiden's Scarf. +75% Dodge. +5 AC. Rounds Active Left: 1.
[AG] Winkins. 5/20 Hp. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[AG] Nedben. 5/20 Hp. [A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. Souls: 36. [A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone! [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge. [A] Card of Majora. [A] Zodiac Killer. Inactive!
[AG] TOG. 0/20 Hp.
[AG] Smirk. 0/20 Hp.
[AG] W32. 8/20 Hp. [A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.
FOUNDATIONQUEST:
[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 300,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 1/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG] Astrec. 5/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized! [A] ???. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 3/6.
[A] The World Cube. +8,000 Base Attack. 4 Regen. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
@Ender_Smirk gains a +4.