4/50 Bachelor/Haruspex good ship (+2 assist)
You are already here. Thus, the end is.
Slam the back cover of the book and also reality onto the Dark God, thus ending the story.
This action prioritizes moving them back into the Hole in the Void over dealing damage to the point of being non-damaging and thus a relocation action instead of an attack if possible.
@Overfiend Uh, I think we'll have some issues with public place getting for a while, Godmodder-destroying wild hunt obligation and all that. Also, some fellow attackers in this war have a bad habit of consuming a large amount of time within a turn-based abstraction, hours specifically might be inconvenient. What's your negotiation outlook on alternative timescale and preferred distribution places?
Related questions on doing so before we make deals (sorry for the question barrage, Descendant time and stuff means textwalls are faster for back and forth):
-Do you have any preferred distribution media, or specific qualities/sticker plans to advertise?
-Is this a general purpose business number to distribute, or do you have a different number/communication you want publicized?
-What's your company's big ideological outlook, vision summary, or mission statement that would work for advertising?
-What about advertising campaigns and media that need to be consistent?
-Do you have any target audiences and secondary demographics to reach out to?
-Any areas to avoid you want respected/have already interacted with enough to establish market/lack-thereof?
-How 'public' are we talking here?
-Are you aware of a certain alchemiter creating knockoff versions of various weapons and tools from various polities?
-Do you have any political affiliations with the Godmodder's PEOPLE, Nihil Magna, or other voidic and universal that we need to worry about?
BONUS: What's the outlook (charge cost, 'just throw the godmodder at it', or 'use specific power that's not Astrec', etc.) to remove the 'Can only be closed by person who opened it' quality from the hole in the void? It's probably not going to look good, but if we simply use a certain offender as a battering ram indefinitely elsewhere, we can just make this problem remain a problem indefinitely until Her Godmodding overturns all that is.
Your attempt is a partial success, as you push 10k MHP worth of The Dark God back through the Portal, but not his entirety.
"Ah, yes. You will need to advertise our services within the universe right beneath you, in front of at least 36 people, word of mouth will do. Who they are is irrelevant, there is no such thing as bad publicity. This number is for you and me only, avenues of communication will be provided to those who seek us. We are aware of the Alchemiter's capability to forge exclusive documents, and are looking for a way to patch this vulnerability. Finally, our political leanings should not concern you."
#ФАТЕЧОСЕН
5/50 seduce the void
I sacrifice the Godmodder's absence to fire a burst of social presence as a pushgun to pressure the Dark God back out of voidreality and signal the Godmodder she has top forces in extreme danger.
BONUS: Take the Shadowskin and equip it.
You push 25k Hp of the Dark God into the Void. This causes a copy of the Godmodder to appear. She takes a look around.
"Hello."
"How are things?"
"Could be slightly better."
"You seem to be doing alright. Carry on."
"We will."
26/50
I grabba alla my stuff plus the ferous nanogauntlet.
You see, last update I gave the facility orders, to make a new guy, right?
But the world was sorta slow to update it, so I waited, checked if it was done periodically.
In the past the facility always finished before the next update.
Instead, it's still not done, two updates later.
So I didn't know there was a new update.
SiNCE the FacILITY can't Be TRUSTED to Update before THREE MORE DOPS PASS, The Mindless Amalgalam WILL STAY there until the facility has been UPDATED and I'm making a post retrieving it.
I WOULD give the Facility orders to guard me with drones, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS CAPABILITIES ARE NOW. Because it hasn't updated on an action from TWO rounds ago.
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I do the same flavour-text'd action I did when I knew there was the possibility to post, except instead of killing the target I just steal their stuff. by making them Think they're dead.
B O NUS>..:
I make the hellcaller.
((Apologies for the delays, this is my mistake. I hope to rectify this right now.))
The Facility creates a new researcher, Al. Al gives everyone the ability to utilize two new Alchemy Operations: ` and ^^.
` Inverts the qualities of a given item. Ice Cube` will become a match, Bullet` will become a gun, etc.
^^ is the XOR function. Alchemies created with this function will have all the qualities of the items they are made from, except for those that both share. Flaming Sword ^^ Sharp Sword will give an enchantment that makes things hot and sharp, but the sword part will not be copied over.
You pick up the Ferrous Nanogauntlet as well as the Nanoplate, and pulverize the Fractal Astral Neckbeast for 71k damage. The Newcomer will hand you what he has that belongs to you. You then create the Hellcaller.
24/??
Portent: 35
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Celestial powers: Create a miniature sun, causing all undead enemies to burst into flames. WInk wink.
Iron Godlem: uh
Well see here, my plan is actually quite simple.
I begin communing with the Newcomer.
"Okay, look, you're apparently from the future. So is This Dark God person? Based on how these things usually go, I'm going to assume that he gets killed in the future. Because of chronological ambiguities, all we know about him is that he's alive now and will be alive and die in the future.
Because of this, there shouldn't technically be anything stopping us from, say, taking advantage of your time powers that you apparently have (thanks for that healing by the way. Auma will remember your services to the Empire) to just send him to the future by any number of means.
So if you could do that, he'd be out of our hair and we could finish cleaning up here and go back to destroying the godmodder."
I grab E.
I cast minor conjuration, summoning a small blob of A F*CKING STAR RIGHT IN P5's FACE.
Entities Ordered.
"You overestimate how powerful I am. I can't time travel."
You grab E, burst into a quantum cloud of possible positions, and deal a critted 14 damage to P5.
27/50
Bonus: I realized what I was messing up: phoenix lance was 'descended energy || spatial spear' not 'descended energy && s.spear'. So I do Ascended energy (I should has the code) || that red scythe I got from dupli-me which no longer exists for some reason( I, again, should still have the code)
Standard: I use the Hellcaller to summon a large quantity of fiends. Specifically, the summoning portal appears in a spatial pocket I create inside the Dark God- a rather large space not yet infested with their ???'ness because it didn't quite exist- forcing all the fiends to tear their way out... or at least, leaving no reasonable course of action which doesn't involve attacking the God.
Do note that I'm not attacking the Dark God, so they shouldn't be able to counter me- They counter attacks, not entity summonings. The Fiends will be attacking them.
Ascended energy || Red scythe = Clockwork Carver. A Red Scythe, but it's slightly better for attacking things now.
A small contingent of fiends tasked with attacking the Dark God enters through a gateway in his chest. He gags and spits them out.
0/50 (Again, drained by action)
"Darn it, I want to fight, but I need to heal myself first." I proceed to make a bath of some green liquid, keeping myself in the center of it. It appears to be repairing my wounds.
I say to our newcomer friend, "I have an idea. Once I am done healing to something sustainable again, then I could use some energy. I know of a trick that can hit a creature with the raw good equivalent of all the evil energy they ever produced. If I use that on a creature like that, it would be quite the strike. I think it will take a good bit of charged energy to pull it off, though. I figure it will take no less then 10, with 20 being the highest I think the minimum will be. Once I am out of here, I will try it if you can spare the energy for it."
Red Matter Suit && Graphene (It has been proven that graphene stabilizes red matter, and I need better armor)
You restore 6 Hp to yourself in this liquid. The Newcomer will provide more charge to you.
Red Matter Suit && Graphene = Exotic Crystals. Non-baryonic matter structures, arranged into pleasing shapes. In short, they're pretty.
15/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
No... come on. Get yourself together Pipe Orcan. If only I could use self-repair...
LJG starts to think. He made the Pipe Orcan as a magical transformer piano. So, in theory, anything that works for a transformer would work for the Pipe Orcan therefore, all that he needs to do is make a situation in which being a pipe organ is better than being an orc. Therefore, LJG starts throwing a lot of instruments out of his guitar case. He throws each one to a certain place around the Pipe Orcan. It ends up being an entire orchestra set up, except with one of each instrument. There is a flute, violin, clarinet, trumpet, even a conductor's stand, and other instruments. Finally, LJG pulls out a tall mirror (Reflecting Instrument). The Pipe Orcan sees itself in the mirror, surrounded by all of the instruments it is usually friends with, and begins to feel self-conscious. It decides to turn back into its defensive mode, thinking that it is less vulnerable to insults. After all, it can't help the Dark God if it doesn't live through this embarrassment.
And I lost the attack ship too. During this break between action, I will mourn it. Doo doo doo d d-doo d-doo d-doo.
The Pipe Orcan fights against it's enthrallment. It will attack one less target this turn, having partially transformed back into a Pipe Organ.
22/40
Astrec grabs the ???, and has it transform into a cube. He then has the Godarm form a indent. He sticks the Cube in the indent. Bam, now they're temporarily merged, or something!
He then SNOPS
Snop
The rift closes up as the sheer force of the godarm shuts it, Astrec concentrating.
Do Hammer || Command Block && Godarm, non consuming alchemy you know the drill.
Then slams the result into the Dark God's forehead, and equips it.
He then turns to Auma, and if he has actions left, uses the Godarm to help heal. He then helps to teach Auma the secrets of the Swissarmyknifemodder, increasing his ability to use it.
The ??? resists your attempt to change it, and joins with you in the way it intended to do so. Shadows swirl around you as your new right hand glows like a Beacon. You feel the two artifacts you hold compound each other's powers, growing rapidly, becoming greater than the sum of their parts. You feel another reservoir of even greater power building up within you. You release some of your new power in a snap, slamming the rift shut. The Dark God laughs again.
Hammer || Command Block && Godarm = The World Cube. A device that seems to maginify your powers.
16/50
THUNDERSTRUCK
And back to action. Sorry attack ship.
LJG takes a typewriter (Communication Instrument) out from where he puts everything. A piece of paper is already pre-loaded inside. Next, he slams his hands down on the keys over and over again and gets the following message:
niajiqf4h8q34nmufdki9ro,[ra[0aif,avmo,pbss[,ornI
This, of course is very sensible nonsense. And so, he does what the key presses tell him. First, he strikes a judo pose and yells, "N-ya!" Next, he does a few judo chops and shouts "Ji. Ji. Ji. Ji." as sound effects for his useless chops. However, the judo chops are patterned, each one making a cube shape in mid-air. After he finishes his fourth set, he punches forward into the middle of the imaginary cubes and grunts, "H." He does this eight consecutive times, alternating hands as he does so. He then shifts his hands around, making a q-shape in front of him. Suddenly, 34 cubes float out from where his gestures were, making a strange humming sound as they float. The sound each cube makes is very negative. They seem to be miffed about being here. However, as they float, they also seem to be building up a sort of spiritual force inside of them. After 9 seconds of waiting, they all assemble into rows. More waiting follows. It feels like they are bracketing immense energy inside of them. Suddenly, a burst of sun like heat explodes out of them and fires itself straight at the Dark God. It persists for a moment, but then they are able to retake control of their energy. However, the blast has done nothing to the Dark God. No damage is taken, and no effects are added. This does make the Dark God overconfident. "That your best shot, aye?" he seems to think. The cubes then start to reassemble themselves. This time, they form a sort of an eye shape, instead of the neat rows they had been in before. They then start to begin a new function. They just sit there, more waiting. After a while, a large amount of triangles begin appearing around them, with no order whatsoever. More waiting. After the waiting ends, the triangles fly forward at the Dark God. About halfway through their flight, they randomly become snakes. Each snake hisses as it prepares to sink its teeth into the Dark God. And so they do, clenching the Dark God within their teeth. A sudden stillness comes through the battlefield. The snakes retreat back to the cubes. As they reach the cubes, they start to change again. The snakes turn into strange gems and ores. Each cube hovers one of the ores in front of them and just disappear. LJG sits down and wonders if their power has been nullified forever.
Didn't that make complete sense? I sure think it did.
Whatever you just did, it damaged the Dark God for 35k.
25/??
Portent: 35
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Celestial powers: Create a miniature sun, causing all undead enemies to burst into flames. WInk wink.
Iron Godlem: uh
I wonder how alchemy interacts with magic.
A delayed fireball scroll || A shield scroll
P5 has committed enough crimes to be considered a bad person, right? A monster, perhaps?
I cast Dominate Monster and order P5's Agent to strangle itself with its bowstrings.
P5 suddenly chokes himself for 7 damage.
Scroll of Delayed Blast Fireball || Scroll of Shield = Scroll of Flame Aegis. Can be used to cast Flame Aegis once.
#thepastwontsaveyou
0/50(Healing)
I continue sitting in this green liquid, allowing it to heal me. As I do so, I decide to put away my extra items. I only keep the armors, putting the Hypersabers, Unbreakable katana, perfect blade, and neutron edge into one of my pocket dimensions, and throwing the rest into the alchemy pool. No point making it easy to get this many swords off me.
Red Matter Suit || Graphene
You restore another 7 Hp to yourself, but due to the destruction of the Alchemy Pool, you fail to give away your artifacts safely.
Red Matter Suit || Graphene = Hive Matter Suit. Red Matter, arranged for maximum black hole detonation potential when attacked.
>respawning:electric boogaloo edition 2.0
You return to the land of the living.
P5 makes the decision to leave, teleporting away back to the Godmodder. The Attack Ships blast apart 3A 3, and deal 40k damage to 3A 4. The Fractal Astral Neckbeast eats an Orange Lance to heal itself. The remaining PG forces are afflicted by the curse.
+3 PG Morale
3A 4 strikes the Harmonious Incarnate for 50k damage, and The Amalgamation uses Light, dealing another 120k. The Dark God grins.
"My first meal."
The Dark God opens it's mouth, and consumes the essence of the Harmonious Incarnate. This also takes 35k Hp from two of the Pit Fiends JOE summoned, as well as 30k Hp from Auma, and 10 Hp from The Newcomer. He then turns his attention to the PG side, sending a maelstrom of negative energy towards the Fractal Astral Neckbeast, dealing 75k damage, turning it over to his side, dealing 50k damage to TOG's Universe, and destroying 3 Attack Ships. He then regenerates back to full Hp. The Pipe Orcan weakly plays a song, harming 2 Attack Ships for 30k.
-3 PG Morale
-5 AG Morale
The Newcomer hands JOE the Prism Cutlass and Eternity's Eradicator, picks up the Music of Creation, and waves it around a few times. Closing his eyes, he points at a spot, conjuring a shower of green sparks to fall on the outline of a spectral piano. After the finding the invisible chair, he sits down.
"Pipe Orcan? This one's for you."
The Newcomer's hands flow over the keys like running water, as he begins
a progression of notes. As he plays, the dust on the piano rises and swirls about the Pipe Orcan. The Newcomer begins to play more carefully now, as he can no longer see the notes his hands are playing. The dust gets into the inner workings. He plays with confidence, knowing what comes next. The dust purges the Dark God's influence. The piano melts away. The Pipe Orcan is healed to full. The Newcomer gets off his seat, and takes a bow.
Using his powers, Auma creates a sun to destroy all undead, of which there are none present. All Will Perish wracks the vulnerable players.
Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
FIELD EFFECT: All Will Perish. All Non-[???] Entities are Cursed.
PG MORALE: 49%
AG MORALE: 29%
Godmodder Current Hp: 51
[PG] Godmodder Image. 1/1 Hp.
[PG] Attack Ships 1-A. 43,000/100,000 Hp. x10
[PG] Attack Ships B & C. 13,000/13,000 Hp. x2
[A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 3.
[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[A] 18D. x2
[A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1. x2
[A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 2/11. +13,000 Attack.
[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 2,410,000/2,500,000 Hp.
[???] 3A 4. 150,000/200,000 Hp. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 2. [A] 18D.
[???][ELITE] The Amalgamation. 33,000/160,000 Hp. Blood: 2/2. Light: 1/3. Oblivion: 4/5. Metal: 6/7. Godmod: 3/11. Immune to Magic. 4 AC.
[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 610,000/610,000 Hp. 248,000 Regen. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 50% Chance to Counter. Souls: 1. Slowly weakening.
[???] Fractal Astral Neckbeast. 4,000/140,000 Hp.
[A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack.
[A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Cursed, Enthralled, 1 Round.
[???] The Newcomer. 4/32 Hp. Charge: 2/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 3/6. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. x2. [A] Music of Creation. Durability: 2/3.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 141,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-JOE] Pit Fiend. 65,000/100,000 Hp. 3 AC. 15,000 Regen. x2.
[AG-TOG] Miniature Sun. 90,000/90,000 Hp.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 220,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[AG] Winkins. 2/20 Hp.
[A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships.
[AG] Astrec. 2/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized! [A] ???. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 1/6.
[A] The World Cube. +8,000 Base Attack.
[AG] JOE. 10/24 Hp. +4 MHP. [A] Glob of Temporal Energy. Temporal Energy Charges: 1. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. [A] Hellcaller. Fiends: 1/2. [A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Temporal Energy Charges: 4.
[AG] Smirk. 12/20 Hp. [A] Red Matter Sword. +13,000 Attack. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. x2. [A] Power Armour. Mode: Heavy Lifting. +7,000 Attack. +1 AC. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Sword. +20,000 Attack. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Perfect Blade. +42,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Carbon Sword. +30,000 Attack. +15% Accuracy. [A] Dense Carbon. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Light^2Saber. +35,000 Attack. +5% Accuracy. [A] Dead Star Plate. +6 AC. -25% Dodge. [A] Red Matter Suit. +5 AC. Explodes when attacked. [A] Exotic Crystals. [A] Hive Matter Suit. +4. Explodes when attacked.
[AG] Karpinsky. 5/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG] Nedben. 4/20 Hp. [A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone! [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge.
[AG] TOG. 6/20 Hp. [A] Ice D. +11,000 Attack.
[A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.
[A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1. [A] Scroll of Flame Aegis. Spell castable.
[AG] W32. 12/20 Hp. [A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC.
@TOG and @Karpinsky receive +2s.
