10/50 CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME also healing potions taste a bit like cherry and peppermint medicine slurry. I'm surprised you've never tried one, knowing what I don't know about you.
Thanks, you too.
Task complete, I toss the misc alchemy ingredients into nonartifact inventory, then hop back outside the universe. I've got something to do shortly afterward.
Hey, you all on the skips, could you see about grabbing me Lord Kairos and possibly double-check the Broken God for compatibility with Autochthon? Nedben's intrusive thoughts are getting talkative. Hell, grabbing some anartists if you find any on the way willing to join would be pretty useful: we could use them as a backline base.
BONUS: Card of Majora && The Zodiac Killer
Let's see if we can create some form of masked murder doll.
A second scanthrough of the planet you're on shows me that there's a massive spatial distortion over the largest city on this planet. A gigantic gate, if you will.
Card of Majora && The Zodiac Killer = Broken Sigil. This is a misspelled transcription of some demon's name. If you use this, you will have no control over whatever entity this calls on.
25/50 changed the end goal
Astrec teleports the Ankh of Death and the Clear Thought into his hands.
Astrec scans the ???
The PGO duplicates, as that is the only thing it can do.
PGOs: 2.
BONUS: Gauntlet || Group shot of all the Descended
You retrieve the Clear Thought and Death's Ankh. Everything else fails as you reach your Action Limit.
#ampersampersampersamper&
26/50 Pulchritude Power
Samurai Armor || Jetpack && (Spacial Warper && Teleporter && Voidsteel && Wormhole Maker && Weapons Systems && Small Homegrown AI Drive && Voidship Blueprints)) || Concept: Defense
and then
Scythe || Vampire Knives && (Concept of Lifedrain || Fake Blood) && Voodoo Doll
Vampire Knives
Staff || Calamity by Brandon Sanderson
Yes my entire post is ued for alchemy
Again, you hit the action limit. In addition, since you're away from the alchemiter, you can't use it anyways. So instead, you duplicate your Perfectly Generic Object and scan your new hand.....
Hand of Judgement.
[A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 3/6.
[NO DATA AVAILABLE]
WARNING: OBJECT ANOMALOUS.
31 CANT CHARGE >: ( /??
Portent: 35
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh
Deep within the depths of the dungeon in the city-stronghold from which the High Council runs the Empire with a benevolent fist... of steelwood and magic and corpse parts and shit, my private attendants, golems and clerics of the Enslaved Gods prepare the ritual to transfer my hostless spirit to yet another body, already cloned and awaiting a Soul.
Entities Ordered. You are now half-alive!
I steal the Black Hole's Event Horizon, turning it into a Naked Singularity. Not knowing what to do with said Event Horizon, I add salt and eat it.
Indigestion (2/20)
You knock out the Black Hole's Event Horizon, causing it to lose attack power. You then take a bite out of it for 30k damage as well.
11/50 Lord Loyal dreamt of war. (Using)
Golog knew as I do.
Liquid Death Enervating Analytic Technique. It is an instant splash of glittering murky violet laced with black and antipatterns, landing directly and wholly on the Dark God with a cataclysmic crushing sound as the reverberating droplets collapse toward its surface, like a swarm of awakers converging on a dreamer.
It saps at the Dark God's energy. A decohering poison that tears them apart into concepts and energy. Annulment rounds perforate their flesh, the sea digging into them as an extension of what else but me. The sea is a destructive analysis technique that tears apart things into their essence. And with 11 charge dumped into it, I intend to tear apart quite a bit of essence. Let's see what this divine is even made of.
Bonus: I take the Summoner's Staff. They're mine now Karol, mine until someone else takes them back.
You tear a piece of the Dark God's essence from his body for 80k damage, but before you can analyze it further, it engulfs you, rapidly consuming your body.
This killed you, by the way.
-3 AG Morale
21/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Oh... I'm sorry disembodied voice. Really, that's terrible.
Entity Order:
The Pipe Orcan transforms back into a pipe organ.
Action:
How do you fix a pipe organ again?
With his apparent slight memory loss, LJG takes out a toolbox. Inside, there are a lot of key based instrument parts and some normal carpenter based tools. There is also a guide to fixing said instruments.
Oh right, I forgot about that.
He skims through the guide really quickly and then uses the tools to fix/heal the Pipe Orcan.
How many times have I even fixed an organ of any type?
You repair the Pipe Orcan for 55k Hp!
3/50
Bonus: Grab Orrery mantel. Wear on outer layer (A.biosuit)
Uh..... Well, that's weird.
....
Not like I'll have to deal with this for that long, but still...
Updater guy, would you like me to give you back the [series of interlocking rings]? Or if you'd prefer they're destroyed without being worn, Not-DCCCV can probably do that? I admit, I'm not sure how artefact-destruction works with this Body, but he's managing fine.
Also, I hopes you won't be too offended if I (we) try to keep the scarf from self-destructing itself. It would appear to be incredibly powerful, if short-lived... And there's a good chance my attempt to preserve it will keep its power from working, depending on method of function, In which case you may have it as well.
Lastly, I would like you to list all types of clothing items for which you are emotionally attached to some specific instance of the item (especially if said instance grants dodge), so that I can try again at dodge-boosting alchemy without making something of yours.
Floating within the Amalgamation Biosuit's enclosed space, I focus on the CC, and draw some temporal charges from it, making sure to leave at least one behind. Weaving them into a matrix around the Scarf, A layer of shifting light floats above its surface, never quite touching. The tassel things scarfs have float around, slowing, before staying in place; the runes of light glow brighter,then constrict and fade. On contact, the scarf is now immovable, but with a twitch of spacial magic it becomes able to be "moved" into position. The scarf is now Time-locked. To the extent that its effects are passive, they should continue; otherwise, I suppose it shall be a last resort.
Orrery Mantle Donned.
I can just.... take it right now. Thanks. You can try mess around with the scarf, but just be careful. There are motorcycle parts tangled in the fabric.
Using 3 Time and 2 Space Charges, you stretch out the duration of the Cursed Scarf, increasing it by 1 round.
Let's see, clothing objects... White Jackets, Rings, Pendants and Scarves. Anything other than those should be good.
I start to regenerate from being blown up, but I am in the middle of a black hole. I therefore alter for a half a second the way black holes work to make it work as a portal to another plane for me to heal in. (Fully fluff)
The Black Hole has naturally transported you to another plane for you to recover in.
4/50
Assuming updater person answers, Bonus:
((E || Shadowskin || Motormotorspinningcycle || ~ Dead Star Plate ||that scarf I made) && (phoenix lance || eternitys eradicator)) || some clothing item which he has no attachement to any instance of.
Otherwise, Bonus: Descended energy || Red Scythe (the clockwork carver was ascended energy instead)
Standard! (plus charges?)
I turn around and look at the Dark God again. Slowly, it falls. Hm. To risk it?
...
"Hey, [Insert the name of Not-DCCCV here, as I have not ooc recieved it yet]! Is it all right if I eat some of your blood? Don't worry, I can heal you back up afterwards!"
If yes, I use Blood on Not-DCCCV, then expend my charges to heal him. If he is not fully healed from this, the Facility also gets orders to send him a guard drone.
If he refuses, I use Blood on The Dark God. However, the blood absorbed stops in the air before me, not quite absorbed yet. It slows, and swirls. See, the Amalgamation before had moments to learn, but I... I have years of practice applying my will, doing magic. Warping reality. So I'm a bit more careful. I chop off a small amount of flesh- not enough for even a point of damage, most likely- with pure will. And that part of the flesh is the Guinea pig for this Blood. If results appear positive, I prepare to absorb it, then stop again. thinking, I take another, somewhat larger chunk of flesh, and add a brain to it, and a soul. It becomes the second pig. If it remains sane, if it gains, I finally absorb the Blood of the Dark God into the Amalgamation Biosuit.
Drones keep guarding me, Pit fiends attack Dark God.
Okay, this alchemy... I don't think belts have bad memories.
((E || The Shadowskin || Motormotorspinningcycle || ~Dead Star Plate || Cursed Void Maiden Scarf) && (phoenix lance || eternitys eradicator)) || A belt. = Tesseract Belt. A fourth-dimensional loop to be worn around your waist. I think you messed up somewhere in an operation.
"...Fine. But heal me first, alright? I'm kinda low." You heal the Newcomer for 7 Hp, and try to use Blood on him, only for him to be untargetable by Blood. That's strange, there's only a few situations when Blood Magic fails...
"Sorry about that. Here, I'll assist you later."
You then use Blood on the Dark God, pulling 75k Hp of his essence into 1 Hp of yourself. It consumes it. You then take 2 Hp of your flesh and make a brain and soul, and it goes insane. You wisely choose to not take the essence into yourself, but the Essence then tries to kill you via Counter. Thankfully, your Drones intercept this attack, and the Essence flies away to join it's sibling, the one that killed Nedben.
-2 AG Morale.
31 CANT CHARGE >: ( /??
Portent: 35
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh
I finish respawning and summon my items from my corpse. I then go and check on how things are doing around here, what with the universe under attack and all.
You are fully alive, and in your universe. From your perspective I se-
One half of The Parallax floats above the city outskirts. There's also Vex. Vex everywhere. Goblins at every corner. Hobgoblins on the rooftops. Harpies patrolling the streets. There's a Minotaur in front of your house. In the distance, you can see an Iron Colossus fighting something that's shooting lasers. A hand pulls you back in. It's Ishmael.
"Yeah. That's the state of things right now. Do you have a gun?"
45/50 Mekhane War Avatar
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Earth?! Dammit.
We don't want to get detected while we're there, so let's run this like stealth.
I quickly fabricate and connect in a Stealth Module to the Void VIII + I. This Stealth Module allows the ship to go completely invisible, but it cannot use its weaponry and must avoid excess speed while stealthed.
That done, I set a course for Earth and the symbol.
You make your ship completely invisible.
I sit there, regenerating layers of skin and tissue from the ex/implosion. I must look pretty horrific right about now, but I am nearly fully healed. I should be ready next turn, though I still hurt, and can't do things right now.
You are fully alive!
46/50 Mekhane War Avatar
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I'm not sure what defenses the Foundation has, but we all saw that Earth has Time Giants in its own right.
In order to hide from them, I fabricate a Chronal Scrambler and add it to the Void VIII + I. The Chronal Scrambler prevents temporal entities from acquiring any sort of lock on my ship, sort of like a stealth module for the fourth dimension.
Chronal Scrambler installed.
22/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
It's time for more offense!
LJG takes a recorder (Musical Instrument) out of his guitar case. He puts it to its mouth and covers up all of the holes other than the bottom one. Next, he plays a note. As he plays this note, a small dart flies out of the recorder and straight at the Dark God. At first, it seems that the dart is just a small inconvenience, but then it becomes apparent it was more than it seemed. The Dark God begins to feel woozy and sick. He starts to get tired and weaker. As he goes through these symptoms, he realizes his problem. He pulls the seemingly harmless dart out of his skin and sees a small poison on the tip of it. The poison itself isn't too hazardous, but it does decrease his regeneration.
I wonder how long it will take for him to just leave.
You decrease the Dark God's regen for a few rounds.
20/50
i snap out of my day dream of a more pleasant world and come back to take my shadowscythe
i then try Shadowscythe||Medical Certificate&&Song of Healing
Shadowscythe || Medical Certificate && Song of Healing = An instant heal. Healing Energy washes over you, restoring you to full health. But you're already at full health.
No longer caught within an Event Horizon, the artifacts around the Black Hole spin dangerously about. Six swords and three suits of powered armour are flung into TOG's Universe for 123k damage, burning holes in existence as they scatter across the Planes. The Dark God is impaled by the Hypersaber, and dies. Far away, the Godmodder takes 1 Damage as Reality reels from the death of an impossibly powerful deity. A white flame comes into existence, and is quickly snuffed out as the Dark God returns.
"Miss me? Time for round two."
The rest of the artifacts embed themselves into his body: four swords, and two suits of armour. His healing factor shrugs off the damage, but it does allow him to counter back at the Naked Singularity for 100k. Pulling the Neutron Edge out of his body, he swings it in a mighty strike to cleave the Naked Singularity in two for 146k damage. Due to the nature of his power, the X-radiation emitted from this attack conveniently hits TOG's Universe, The Newcomer and Auma for 73k, 15 and 53k respectively. Removing the Collapsible Cutter, he stabs the Amalgamation Biosuit with it for 17 damage. This punches a hole in the Pit Fiends, deals 7 damage to W32, and 11 to ParadoxDragon.
+23 AG Morale
The Newcomer picks up E, flips to the last page of the Descended Guide, and opens a miniature gate to the Blood DImension, which washes over him, sealing his wounds. He emerges from the pool 18 more Hp, and spits blood out of his mouth.
"BLUH, never going to get used to that taste. Just call me... Harkener."
The AG entities Attack, Auma dealing 115k and getting countered into the Critically Wounded mode, Pipe Orcan with a 25k damage Crit, Johnny Five with a 1k damage crit in his own way, and the Attack Ships dealing 6k damage total, but one is countered down.
-3 AG Morale.
Foundationquest: You make your way onto earth stealthily, landing in a restricted location. You're probably breaking like 36 laws just by breathing here.
Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [Heavy AG]
AG MORALE: 36%
Godmodder Current Hp: 50
[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[A] 18D. x3
[A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. Souls: 36.
[A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone!
[A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge.
[A] Card of Majora.
[A] Zodiac Killer. Inactive!
[A] Broken Sigil.
[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 1,499,000/2,500,000 Hp. Cursed!
[N][ELITE] Naked Singularity. 152,000/600,000 Hp. Cursed.
[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 413,000/560,000 Hp. 224,000 Regen. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 50% Chance to Counter. Souls: 0. Slowly weakening. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. [A] Power Armour. Mode: Heavy Lifting. +7,000 Attack. +1 AC. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Dead Star Plate. +6 AC. -25% Dodge. [A] Exotic Crystals.
[???] Harkener, The Newcomer. 24/32 Hp. Charge: 8/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 4/6. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. [A] Darude S&Storm. Anything Goes: Consumes Alchemies for attacks. 1 Round left. [A] E. 50% Dodge. Rounds Active Left: 1.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 33,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Flame Aegis. 2 Rounds Left. Can be unleashed.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 140,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge. Cursed.
[AG-Nedben] Johnny 5. 10,000/10,000 Hp.
[AG] Attack Ships. 33,000/100,000 Hp. Defected!
[AG] JOE. 7/20 Hp. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. [A] Hellcaller. Fiends: 1/2. [A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Temporal Energy Charges: 1. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. [A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 26/40 Hp. 4 Regen. Blood: 1/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 3/5. Metal: 3/7. Godmod: 3/11. [A] Cursed Void Maiden's Scarf. +75% Dodge. +5 AC. Rounds Active Left: 1. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Cursed. [A] Tesseract Belt. Temporal Energy Charges: 2.
[AG] Winkins. 5/20 Hp. [A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships. [A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[AG] Nedben. 0/20 Hp.
[AG] W32. 1/20 Hp. [A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC. [A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.
[AG] ParadoxDragon. 9/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 2/11. +13,000 Attack.
FOUNDATIONQUEST:
[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy.
[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 300,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 1/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG] Astrec. 9/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized! [A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 4/6. [A] The World Cube. +8,000 Base Attack. 4 Regen. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
TOG-side.
[AG] TOG.
[AG][TOG] Ishmael.
100,000/100,000 Hp. Unarmed.
[PG] Minotaur. 55,000/55,000 Hp. 25,000 SHP.
Everyone Unlocks Group Charges. You can now pool together your charge to make a larger entity! Entities with over 50 charge are Elites.
Everyone gets a +3. @JOEbob gets a +4 in addition.
