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0/50 who the hell is Karol
/placeholder except it's scribbling all over the Godmodder with crayons while dancing for more combo meter
Despite being dead, I begin...scribbling back into existence! Aggressive stylistic demon pillar pen begins drawing us back!
BONUS: Timestop Watch && Gun whose shots kill field effects
Wow. You have quite the art skills. I'm particularly impressed with how quickly you drew that... What's that organ called?
40/50 Mekhane War Avatar
Deploying 10 points of charge (game mechanic-wise)
I fabricate an Ice Drone. It carries the same invisibility mechanisms as the other drones, but it is slightly bigger. It contains an Ice Core, ice-based ray weaponry, and a pair of rams with which to bash through ice. It will remain with the Void VIII + I until we encounter trouble.
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The Foundation, as far as I've heard, tends to use Reality Anchors that disable most non-technological anything. I, at least, use technology that they would consider non-anomalous if they actually understood it.
Anyways, the Reality Anchors tend to have very distinct profiles on reality background scanners. By "distinct profiles," I mean artificially flat areas. Within the radius of a Reality Anchor, the background reality doesn't fluctuate at all; it has slight differences everywhere else.
With this in mind, I power up a passive reality background scanner, and move the Void VIII + I silently across the Earth until I detect the distinct "flatness" of a Reality Anchor.
Ice Drone summoned. You check to see if there are any existential anomalies within your immediate vicinity, and you find none. None at all.
Ugh, my tummy don't feel too good. Maybe these INFERNO DOOM PEPPERS will help. *chomp*
Indigestion (4/20)
You consume some spices. The scoville curse intensifies.
32+3 /??
Portent: 35
Ishmael: healing back home, I presume
Auma: Swissarmyknife the Dark God, using immense luck to not let him dodge or counter.
Iron Godlem: uh
I wonder why the hell the Minotaur hasn't been torn to shreds by the hundreds of middling mages that are supposed to be roaming this dungeon, which should also be very well hidden.
This doesn't bode well for the empire.
I interrogate Ishmael some more about what happened after he was handled by my servants and clerics. How did things get this bad?
I also cast Summoning, summoning Auma's Agent from the battlefield right inside the Minotaur, de-limbing it violently.
"He touched down a while ago, requesting an audience with your archmages, claiming he brought dire news. After they refused him, he decided to occupy several cities. Things have been interesting ever since, I've been camping in your house for the last few days."
As Auma frags into the Minotaur, breaking it's shielding. The Vex platform teleports to the side, readying it's weapon.
41/50 Mekhane War Avatar
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The ship won't fit into the Foundation's sites by any stretch of the imagination. I've got my artifacts in case things go pear-shaped, but I'll need a way to be invisible on the inside.
So I fabricate a One-Size-Fits-All-Stealthsuit, designed to go over your armor and make you utterly undetectable. Then I put it on. I don't activate it yet (why should I when I'm still in my ship?), instead continuing the hunt.
You equip the stealthsuit.
27/50 waluigi smacks a man
Astrec transforms the Godarm into a copy of the SAmodder, which has a Alchemiter built into it, and uses it to make
Scythe || Vampire Knives && (Concept of Lifedrain || Fake Blood) && Voodoo Doll
Vampire Knives
Samurai Armor || Jetpack && (Spacial Warper && Teleporter && Voidsteel && Wormhole Maker && Weapons Systems && Small Homegrown AI Drive && Voidship Blueprints)) || Concept: Defense
Then transforms it back.
If actions are left:
The PGOs duplicate, again.
PGOs: 4.
The Godarm morphs into an Alchemiter, and processes your combinations...
Scythe || Vampire Knives && (Concept of Lifedrain || Fake Blood) && Voodoo Doll = Scary Face. A mask, covered in fake blood. At least, I hope it's fake blood.
Samurai Armor || Jetpack && (Spacial Warper && Teleporter && Voidsteel && Wormhole Maker && Weapons Systems && Small Homegrown AI Drive && Voidship Blueprints)) || Concept: Defense = Holtzmann Shield. A small device attached to a belt. It produces a shield enclosing the wearer, capable of selectively filtering out objects which move at sufficient velocity. These settings can be changed.
However, these alchemies are not made, as you do not have sufficient grist. The PGOs also do not duplicate, as they have no ability to duplicate whatsoever.
9/50
I open a hole in space to allow me to return to the battlefield, against my better judgement. I am now wearing my hood gear again since one of my sets of power armor are somewhere in the TOGverse, and the other is currently somehow being worn by the dark god who is larger than us. Unless I am missing something there. I proceed to telekinetically search for the Nanoplate MkII, or the spare hypersaber and Power Armor. I pull the first I find to me as fast as possible.
I try the codes I recall to see if I can still make things without the items on hand.
Power Armor || Graphene
As you do not have a clear location in mind as to where these items are, you cannot find them. Who knows? Maybe they'll come up later.
Power Armor || Graphene = Nanosuit. A carbon fiber-based exoskeleton, based off of alien technologies. Has three modes: Armour, Strength, and Stealth.
36 /??
Portent: 35
Ishmael: Actually just try and keep Auma from dying.
Auma: Swissarmyknife becomes a laser canon. Fix this Minotaur problem.
Iron Godlem: uh
I quickly summon the shadowskin and stick it on Auma.
Shadowskin equipped.
0/50 THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN
eat death, revive
You devour a Death to realiven yourself. I like your style.
5/50
Huh.
That's weird ( newcomer being immune 2 blood ). I know it works on most things... including beings that don't have blood, like mechas...
As the Dark God tries to revive itself with the soul it possesses, I tear open a hole through the void, a microwormhole alla hitchikers guide to the galaxy, and it extends the soul net effect to the battlefield at just the moment. The wormhole snaps shut just before the soul can go through it, but it's still rather... disadvantageous... to the Dark God.
BONUS: with a flash of inspiration from sources definitely within the fourth wall as opposed to beyond it, I try:
(Shadowskin || ~Dead Star Plate)[1]XOR((E XOR Shadowskin XOR Motormotorspinningcycle XOR ~Dead Star Plate) || ((Orange Lance && Red Scythe) || Descended Energy)) || Long Strip of Magical Cloth)[2]
So that gives the code for a 2-round time limit (which is the only difference between the two in properties) and I insert it here.
{[(Shadowskin || ~Dead Star Plate || Motormotorspinningcycle || E)[3] XOR (2-round time limit code)]XOR (Quasar suit && E)[4]}
The entire thing in curly brackets should be, I think, a -1 AC 50% dodge item with a time limit, minus the time limit because that'd be shared, and then minus the dodge because that'd be shared. So that leaves us with '-1 AC essence'... or something.
Then, Finally, having gotted the code for -1 AC essence, I do this final alchemy, which I actually check the result of instead of relying on "inspiration":
Quasar suit XOR -1 AC essence
which, hopefully, means 75% dodge with no downsides.
[1] Quasar suit, -1 AC and 75% dodge
[2] 'proper' way to make cursed void maiden scarf: Quasar suit but with time limit.
[3] motorcycle thing, -1 AC, 50% dodge, last 2 rounds.
[4] '50 dodge essence'.
Your retroactive action fails. Be prepared to do things before they happen next time. The
The Alchemiter takes a moment to pump out this sequence:
Shadowskin || ~Dead Star Plate XOR {[(Shadowskin || ~Dead Star Plate || Motormotorspinningcycle || E) XOR (Shadowskin || ~Dead Star Plate) XOR((E XOR Shadowskin XOR Motormotorspinningcycle XOR ~Dead Star Plate) || ((Orange Lance && Red Scythe) || Descended Energy)) || Long Strip of Magical Cloth)] XOR (Shadowskin || ~Dead Star Plate && E} = Vox Umbra. A pitch black cloak, which seems to be trying to pull it's wearer into the shadows.
20/50
I attempt to shed some Light onto the matter....literally,and at the general vicinity of the Dark God
i expend some charges into more Healing Alchemy...let me try Shadowscythe&&Gary's Synthesizer||Wisdom of an Elder Healer&&Leaf from a Tree of Life
You shine down on the Dark God for a reduced 8k damage. AC is tough, isn't it?
Shadowscythe && Gary's Synthesizer || Wisdom of an Elder Healer && Leaf from a Tree of Life = Keter Scion of Sakkakh.
...This does not look like a leaf from any tree I ever want to get near. It screams in an impossible tongue, promising great healing and knowledge Unfathomable. You're supposed to eat this to get healed, by the way.
26/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
Yay, we get a new mechanic! Hooray!
LJG pulls a set of bag pipes out of his guitar case. He begins to play and it seems like the very essence of Scotland fills the battlefield. Strangely, as he plays the bag pipes, they start to shift. They seem to condense and then it grows into a type of broadsword. As it finishes, it becomes obvious that it is a claymore. Interesting fact, claymores are theorized to be the Scottish version of a basket-hilted sword. Anyways, LJG charges forwards and slices right at the Dark God. As the blow lands, something intricate happens. The sound of bag pipes escapes from where the sword and Dark God meets. The sword passes through the Dark God harmlessly. The sound continues to beat out from where the Dark God was struck. LJG steps back and does a sort of sword swallowing routine with the claymore. As he does so, it shifts back into bag pipes, making it so that, by the time he was about to eat the hilt, it was turned back into the main pipe of the bagpipes. He plays the newly reformed bagpipes for a few moments and the bagpipe just disappears. At the same moment, the noise ends. However, at the point the sound had come from, four extra large claymores seem to have telefragged into the Dark God.
Oh yeah, he's still here. Sorry, I was just absentmindedly attacking and apparently I hit him.
Entity Order:
The Pipe Orcan fires at The Dark God and Naked Singularity (and rethinks 3 distinct attacks mechanic).
Explosives artillerate the Dark God for a critted 73k damage. The Pipe Orcan is ordered.
((I'll try to codify how the multiple attacks thing works. For now, the Pipe Orcan should be allowed to use their attack three times on the same person.))
20/40
I heal up Auma with the Shadowscythe as i copy down it's Code for later alchemisation
Try: Shadowskin && White Mage's Robes....i'm not a hero,merely a Healer trying to help others
Auma is no longer present on the Battlefield, but you heal the Pipe Orcan for 45k Hp instead! You also copy down the Alchemy code for the Shadowscythe.
Shadowskin && White Mage's Robes = Penumbra Phantasm. A dark, transient cloak which seems to be oddly familiar.
13/50 (+3 gmdamag, +4 Harken)
Bonus: I scan the Amalgamation Biosuit to find out what the specials all do, precisely.
(sidenote, the drones should have guarded me.)
Action: If possible, I use Light on myself, bathing myself in a holy healing energy, rapidly closing my every wound.
If Light dosnt do dat I sew myself back together without anything particularly fancy.
[A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 26/40 Hp. 4 Regen. Blood: 1/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 3/5. Metal: 3/7. Godmod: 3/11.
Blood: 75,000 Damage. Relocate amount of Hp dealt to another entity, including yourself. Has special effects when used on certain entities.
Light: 60,000x2 Damage. Can also scan entities afflicted as a free action.
Oblivion: 200,000 Damage. Can be used to deal permanent 100,000 MHP damage instead.
Metal: Boost an entity, including yourself's AC by 4.
Godmod: Perform a Godmodder action. Can deal up to 400,000 Damage. Permanently lower MHP by 1.
You heal yourself for 3 Hp.
27/50 THUNDERSTRUCK
How much dark can a Dark God darken if a Dark God could darken dark?
LJG reaches into his guitar case and takes out a Bazooka (Musical Instrument). Not to confuse the two types of bazookas, a musical bazooka is sort of like a trombone without the slide. However, as LJG plays the bazooka, an explosive shell flies out of the front of the front of it, flying at the Dark God. As it hits, it explodes. Ta-da.
That tongue twister did not work out how I wanted it to.
You deal 23k damage to the Dark God.
The Dark God swings the Neutron Edge over his head, and splits the weakened Naked Singularity in half. At it's center is a Fragment of Forever, which he puts into his maw, gaining another soul, burps up caustic gases which should not exist, catching the Naked Singularity, Harkener(Dodge), the Pipe Orcan, and Johnny 5 in the death zone for 72k damage. Yes, the smell is so bad that it killed a robot. He then tries to affix JOE into one place with the Collapsible Cutter, only to miss entirely. The force of his blow creates waves in the fabric of the void, rippling all the dimensions. The Attack Ship, Winkins and W32 are stretched apart, their physical forms dispersing into the ether.
-12 AG Morale
Harkener panics, picking up the Industrial Armour and the Asteroid Tower Shield. He shoots
Outside TOG's Universe:
Entity Advantage: [Heavy AG]
AG MORALE: 24%
Godmodder Current Hp: 50
[A] Summoner's Stave. 2/3 Uses. Improves Summoning.
[A] 18D. x3
[A] Hypersigil. Demon Available. Souls: 36.
[A] Blank Cruxite Bust. Can be used to depict someone!
[A] Card of Majora.
[A] Zodiac Killer. Inactive!
[A] Broken Sigil.
[A] Industrial Armor. +4 AC.
[A] Cerebrocrown. +33,000 Attack.
[A] Ship Destroyer. +30,000 Attack Destroying Ships.
[A] Asteroid Tower Shield. +1,000 Attack. +2 AC.
[N][BOSS] TOG's Universe. 1,340,000/2,500,000 Hp. Cursed!
[???][BOSS] The Dark God. 489,000/540,000 Hp. 180,000 Regen. Curses and Thralls entities struck. 50% Chance to Counter. Souls: 1. Slowly weakening. [A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Attack. [A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Attack. [A] Power Armour. Mode: Heavy Lifting. +7,000 Attack. +1 AC. [A] Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Attack. [A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Attack. -20% Accuracy. [A] Collapsible Cutter. +20,000 Attack. +4 ACpierce. [A] Dead Star Plate. +6 AC. -25% Dodge. [A] Exotic Crystals.
[???] Harkener, The Newcomer. 24/36 Hp. Charge: 10/50. [A] Stoneskin Hide. Petrify: 5/6. [A] 272. +25,000 Attack. [A] Darude S&Storm. Anything Goes: Consumes Alchemies for attacks. 1 Round left.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-ORIGIN] Pipe Orcan. 123,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[AG] JOE. 10/20 Hp. [A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Base Attack. [A] Ferrous Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Attack. +2 AC. [A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Attack. [A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Attack. [A] Hellcaller. Fiends: 1/2. [A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Temporal Energy Charges: 1. [A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. [A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 26/40 Hp. 4 Regen. Blood: 1/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 3/5. Metal: 3/7. Godmod: 3/11. [A] Cursed Void Maiden's Scarf. +75% Dodge. +5 AC. Rounds Active Left: 1. [A] Orrery Mantle. +5 AC. Cursed. [A] Tesseract Belt. Temporal Energy Charges: 2. [A] Vox Umbra. +50% Dodge.
[AG] Winkins. 0/20 Hp.
[AG]
[AG] ParadoxDragon. 9/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 1/11. +13,000 Attack. [A] Keter Scion of Sakkakh. [A] Penumbra Phantasm. +15% Dodge.
[AG] Smirk. 20/20 Hp. [A] Nanosuit. Defense Mode: +5 AC.
FOUNDATIONQUEST:
[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp. [A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Attack. 3 ACpierce. [A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Attack. +3 AC. +33% Dodge. [A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Attack. +30% Accuracy. [A] One-Size-Fits-All-Stealthsuit. +20,000 SHP (Dodge Pool)
[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 300,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 1/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG-Karpinsky] Ice Drone. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG] Astrec. 9/20 Hp. [A] The Godarm. +50,000 Attack. Clockwork-ized! [A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Attack. Ascend: 4/6. [A] The World Cube. +8,000 Base Attack. 4 Regen. [A] Death's Ankh. [A] Clear Thought. +18,000 Attack. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
TOG-side.
[AG] TOG.
[AG][TOG] Ishmael. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Unarmed.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 33,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. +4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scanning. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Flame Aegis. 2 Rounds Left. Can be unleashed. [A] The Shadowskin. +5 AC. +25% Dodge.
[PG] Minotaur. 55,000/55,000 Hp. 25,000 SHP.
TG is likely going to have to resume next month.